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Episode Date: November 2, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, there's a rollercoaster of fun and unexpected topics! The Clint, Meg, & Dan podcast with Ash London kicks off with lively banter about the end of the ratings period in 'radio land' before diving into a hilarious moment involving Ricky Martin and fans, including Ash London's unforgettable trip to his concert in Australia. The team also talks about a disastrous weekend for a Lamborghini Aventador owner whose car caught fire in Auckland. Tune in for special guest appearances, including New Zealand legend Paul Henry discussing his new role on 'The Chase,' and hear fascinating insights from Kiwi musician Cassie Henderson as she stuns on 'The Voice Australia.' Get ready for a mix of humor, entertainment gossip, and the craziest weekend stories! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint, Megan, Dan Podcast08:36 Listener Call-Ins and Netball Injuries12:40 Scandal Talk: Andrew Mount Batten Windsor17:14 Naughty 6:40 and Producer Stories20:16 Interview with Nepia and Harrison24:57 Easy Money Quiz and Ash's Return32:45 New Sayings That Should Exist35:42 Embarrassing Moments and Funny Sayings37:30 Deepfake Scandal42:20 Lily Allen's OnlyFans Success46:27 Lamborghini Crash in Auckland56:08 Advice Roulette: Relationship and Cooking Tips01:05:03 Ricky Martin Concert Review01:09:51 Paul Henry Hosts The Chase NZ01:15:13 Cassie Henderson on The Voice Australia

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Hits harder in Auckland. One, two, three. One. Good morning, one to six on your Monday. We're into November. The downhill stretch. You know what? Halloween's over.

Christmas decorations. And people listening don't know about survey period. So like in Radio Land, there's the times when people are being, like when ratings are being calculated. And then there's a time where ratings are no longer being calculated. And today is the first day that ratings are no longer being calculated. They may not have heard of that, but they have heard of the departure lounge. And that's exactly where we are right now, baby.

You'll notice there'll be a lot of radio shows on holiday. And no one will be giving away anything fun. Except for us. No money giveaways. We're still got a trip to Fiji to give away this Friday. A thousand bucks to seven and eight. What a beast. Yeah, I mean, some don't dial it down.

Some, yeah. In fact, we're probably putting the throttle in harder. We've got Paul Henry on the show today as well. New Zealand legend. He was the traders, but now he's the chase. The chase, yeah, which a lot of people are talking about at the moment, eh? I think it's going to be cool. Ironically, he was the trader, I suppose, to TV3.

True it up. Yeah, and now he's gone over to TV and Z. I want to go on the chase. Same. I'm really good at that, like, trivia. Maybe we could ask Paul if he could have a couple of special guests on this season. How we're talking? Celebrity guests. I think the closest you'll get is maybe a bit of a dummy run today after 8.30 with him.

Okay, well, thanks of poo-polling out. Mr. Negativity, okay? Yeah. Just because you're not good at trivia. Come on. You have never looked as tired as you look now. He's in the departure lap. Come and have a book.

I was almost not in today. I was like, no, I can't do that to my team. I would have understood it. Last minute. I think maybe you'd need to just go home at this point. Come and have a cassava trip on the cabsab with me in the Coru. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, oh my gosh.

It's time for your 6am throwback, us versus the playlist. Jesse J and Bob currently in the mix. What's that song, Jesse J and Bob? This one. It's not about the money, money, money on it. We don't need your money, money, money. I tell you what, Jesse J underrated vocalist. Fuck, is she?

Phenomenalmonal. Everyone knows she's the best vocalist, though. I don't think, like, she's, people know she's, a good singer but I don't think she's really good. I don't think she gets kind of maybe the accolades but I mean that's because the lack of radio play over the last 10 years I became obsessed with her before she was famous

and she was a YouTuber when I was like in my 20s Jesse Cornish and it was just her sitting in her bedroom singing and me and my friend Kate at work would just be like she's amazing then she became famous I guess you can say I'm an OG fan so she changed from Cornish I feel like that's a good decision yeah I went to the Ricky Martin concert as you guys know in Australia over the weekends

I would love to hear some Bricky. So you're not sick of it. You're not like, right? I'm done for another six years. No way. So Shaky Bonbon or she bangs, maybe. Oh, baby, when she moved, she moved. Did he only do about, like, 20 minutes on stage?

He only really got three songs. Okay, well, he did all of his Spanish hits, all of which I know. All right. It was a stadium full of Spanish speakers, pretty much. It was amazing. The vibe was elite. You meet anyone else from New Zealand who flew over to go and see her? No, but there was a stadium.

about 20 people on my plane with Oasis T-shirts because Oasis were on the same night. So where was Ricky? Because Oasis was at Marble Stadium, right? And Ricky was at Rod Laver. So it was probably the other ends of the city. But also next to Ricky was like the Ricky Martin of India. And there would have been 15,000 people of that.

And that's how good the city Melbourne is. They had, you know, like 100,000 people in town for concerts. No traffic. The Ricky Martin of India would probably be more popular than Ricky Martin himself. We didn't know. Who's that? And the next day we saw it. Instagram, the videos of people there.

And it was unbelievable. Well, let's play some Ricky then. I reckon we do a little bit of she bangs. Yeah, me too. Okay. Sorry, Jessie, Jay, you're gone. I should understand. Yeah. She'd go, you know what? Do you reckon? Yeah. We're like, Jessie, one of the greatest vocalists in the world. Anyway, sorry about you.

She knows it's Asher's special date. Yeah, and Ricky's been around for 30 years. Yeah, so definitely a throwback. That's my friend's dad's favorite artist. He's gay now. That's what I was wondering with Ricky. Surely he should make it he bangs now. You know?

The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. Ricky Martin, he performed over the weekend and Ash flew all the way to Australia. He's on the edge. Hats harder in Auckland. Yeah, it does. Yeah, I did go all the way to see. And then speaking of Ricky,

I sent you guys a video because one of the dancers had pink hair and tattoos. So I took a video. It was very provocative dancing because they're like, Latino and it's all very sexual and I sent it to you boys and I sent it to both. I was just going to send it to Cliff and I was like, I can't be sending a photo of a girl

dancing like that just to Clint. Seen it to two guys, even weird or really. If I sent it as a group chat, it's fine. And then like he writes back that's and then her full name, she was a backup dancer for Jason Derulo when he had an Edgefest with us around the country and she obviously came, knows her name and her full career history. Yeah, couldn't remember forgets her name, especially if I've got big boobs. She was on tour

We did like three or four gigs around the country And she was his backup dancer And Meg took quite a liking to her as well And then of course Meg can find anyone on social media So she was a founder, here she is Because Meg had the crush on her Yeah yeah And so we ended up we've been following ever since

But funny because when she was on H-Fest She was dating this guy And he was like a weedy white dude with glasses Look like an accountant and we were like, this is crazy because she's this like phenomenal dancer and we didn't see it. And then it turned out

the longer we followed her for, it seemed like her and one of the other black-up dancers were the cornrows. I ended up getting quite friendly. And we didn't see the accountant so much anymore. Oh, no. I thought you were going to tell me he turns out the account guy was like a tech bro billionaire.

You were like, no, no, Jack's out makes sense. He was probably like, babe, you go have fun with your new dancing career with Jason DeRulo and his team. And I'll just wait here for you. I'll just be balancing the books. Yeah, and then he just waited and waited and she never came home. I'd love to interview a backup dancer like her who does the rounds. Me too.

So now she's with Ricky. Obviously she's done Derulo as well. But I'm sure she's just made a career about being a backup dancer. She was so incredible that all the girls are amazing. And what I liked about it, and I will do a Ricky review. So I don't want to say too much. But he did sexual dancing with the girls and the boys. Oh, really?

Yeah, he was like humping the boys, humping the girls. Everyone was like, whoa, I guess. When you hear the She Bangs song, though, has it been ruined? Because when you hear it, all you can hear is William Hung from American Idol. He's a throwback. Yeah, I'm sure people remember him. He was like, one of... Talk to me, tell me your name.

You blow me off like it's all the same. You let it feel and I'm taking away like it bombs. Yeah, baby. Talk to me, tell me your side. You're switching sides like you're gemini. He's in tune, you're right. He got famous. He's like remixed it and he did like a proper music video to this and everything.

Legend. But if lady luck, get on my side, we're going to route this tongue alive. Yes, come on. I'll let her rough me out till she nuss me out. She walks like she toss and she tossed like she was. She bangs, she bangs. Oh, baby, when she moves, she moves, she moves. He's in tune.

All the old notes are right. I reckon when he sings in. Vietnamese, he probably sounds amazing. You know what I mean? Good on him. He was one of the first seasons, wasn't an American Idol. Yeah. And after him they probably realized, shit, we could just throw people in here that are

terrible and have a laugh. Like what was the lady who did Mariah Carey? Oh, yes. I can't leave. I can't leave. Kinley. Canly. Kinlemy without you. In limity without you.

She was brilliant. Yeah, that was, I don't think that was an American Idol. or that was another one. No idea. You're right. But bless. Oh, what a legend. So good.

You can't do that now. Nope. Can't do that now. Yeah. It's all changed. So, could was the William Hung of New Zealand Idol. All right, 13, past six. Coming up next, first call of the day.

Listen to, all you got up to for the weekend. How did it go? Oh, 800th year, you'll fire us the text 3343. There's a woman calling right now called woman. Let's talk to her. A woman's got one thing. On her. Clint, Megan Dan

Let's go First goal of the day Sarah, the quickest one from Northland to give us call this morning Morning Sarah Morena Where she is Why you called woman in our system

It came up when you were calling It said woman I don't know But my partner on his Snapchat Has my name as woman So I don't know how it's come up on your system Maybe you call previously for something And we named you woman

Yeah. Wait, so why does he have you saved his woman? I don't know. Men are weird. I have him as man, yeah. That's cute. You broke both your wrists playing netball. Is that at once, my love, or two separate things?

Two separate, yeah. Okay, thankfully. Because I imagine if you went down and broke both wrists, that's a hell of a fall. And when you break a rest, Sarah, as someone who's broken my wrists, they're never the same afterwards, are they? No, they're not. They're really tricky, especially when you've got plates and screws in them. Oh, I didn't know it that bad, your poor thing. I always wonder, then when you go through airport security, do you always beep?

No, I don't. I thought I would, but no, I don't. There's a certain type of metal that they use. Bionic woman. Why wouldn't you just make weapons out of the same metal that they used to put, you know, like rods in your legs? That's a good point. Don't give the baddies idea. You're the centre manager at a netball centre, so you know how to,

You've seen some injuries, I'd imagine. I have, yes. What's the worst? Yeah, the ACLs for napal are bad. Apparently that's painful as well. Now we can see... Adificated elbow, that was interesting. Oh, out.

Because you've got to push it back in. Yeah, and she was a breastfeeding mum, so we had to quickly put the baby on before she went off to hospital under drugs, so that was fun. Oh, my gosh. I imagine breastfeeding with a broken elbow. It's not even supposed to be contact.

Yeah, nah. Netball's more injuries in basketball. The stopping and the turning, the pivoting, for knees and ankles, it's just so bad. I think the fittest I've ever been, and this is not even a joke, is when I was in a social netball team like about 10 years ago. Because it's so good for fitness. That's sad, so you're all downhill in terms of your fitness. Yeah, not going to be now, Clint, I'm just a washed-up old, but he's.

You've got great skin, though. Yeah, well, you would say that, wouldn't you being a manager of a netball centre? No, but true, I should get back on the court. And you're en route to Auckland. Are you studying something? Is that right? Or are you, some sort of course today? Yeah, it's a leadership course.

Get a girl. Great applause. Well done. Ladies, Sarah. Good a girl. We love you. Have the best day, mate. You've led this voice break and you'll lead the rest of the day.

That's right. Hey, Sarah, we'll see out with a voucher to go spend-in store at Z. They've got the pork belly, apple and whole green mustard pie. If you want to give that one a jam later on, today. Delicious. It sounds good. I'll grab a coffee on my way down.

Yep. Good on, you, woman. Thanks, Sarah. Anyone who's just tuned in and didn't catch the first part of that? Yeah, her name is in the system as woman, and I'm going to keep it that way. And somebody else texted and saying,

Dan, I binged the UK celebrity traders that you recommended. I've had so many DMs from people that have just started watching the traders after we talked about it the other day on here. The latest episodes are some of the best television I've ever seen in my life. I've seen bits on Instagram,

and just the little bits on Instagram, I'm like, oh, ha, ha, ha. It's an all-star cast, and it's just so, the scandal that goes on within this show. I saw Stephen Fry's exit. I don't want to give away too much, but he's exit speech. Oh, so good. He's so good. The Clint Migg and Dan podcast.

Gossip and Entertainment. Clint Miggins and Dan with Ash London. Scandal. I want to talk about Andrew Mountbatten, Windsor. Oh, that's his new name. What a mess. God, I made it be happy. I landed in Australia.

And the girl's chat was going off. To be honest, I'd never, until this scandal happened, I'd never heard of him, to be honest. True, yeah. You hear of the king and the queen and all that stuff. Fergie was more famous. Fergie was, that was his ex-wife, right? Yeah, yeah.

But they were still living together, even though they're divorced. So they were still living together on palace grounds at a property paid for by the royal family, even though. It'd be a castle, though. They're probably in different wings. True, that, maybe. And she was still the Duchess of York?

Furkey's at a few o'erck, isn't she? But now she's been stripped of that title and she's just Sarah Ferguson and he's just Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. He's a bad man. The stuff that keeps coming out about him has this headline today a historian has claimed that during, so he was this, Andrew was the trade envoy for the UK

which means he just travelled around the world apparently having meetings about trade. And I think this will be the biggest sticking point with the UK public is now they're going to start investigating what exactly he got up to on these trips, how much it costs the taxpayers, and if he actually did any actual trade envoying. This is sorry, and he's claiming that during a bit of a midlife crisis,

he was in a Thailand hotel for two weeks and had up to 40 sex workers delivered to the hotel room while he was on a fully taxpayer-funded trip. Those poor sex workers. Oh, not all of them would have had to do much. Well, I wouldn't have thought so. 40. 40.

Not all at once, but over two weeks. That's... So like two days, three a day. Yeah. What a pig. You have to look into the ego of his person that is doing that. On taxpayer money, knowing that surely you'd get caught out at some point.

Every dollar he spends taxpayers' money because he can't, like when he's earning money, like for the job that he does, he's being paid by... I think as a trade envoy, yes. As a royal, it's all crowned. money. That comes from the people though. Yeah, I'm not trying to defend the government.

I'm just saying, does he have any of his own money or is the money he earns always going to be taxpayers' money or crown money? Well, now he'll have to get a job for the first time in his life. Like a Burger King or something. Yeah, but if he was doing the trade thing, he would argue that is his job and he gets paid by the crown. But it's just, it doesn't matter what he spends his money. Like Burger King, they'd be like, he spent taxpayers' money on Burger King?

But I don't think his normal life isn't taxpay money. money because that's like the royal family's money. Right. But the royal family is funded like they're funded by the taxpayer, aren't they? At the end of the day. But I don't think it's like a direct at the moment. I think right now their money comes from like their property

and whatever. I'm not how it always. It's all, if you ask me I'm very much a Republican. I think that abolish the monarchy. What an absolute joke. You've always been a Trump supporter. Take that back right now. She's wearing a red jacket. Absolutely. She does love

that red jacket. Well, I did wear this jacket yesterday when I walked down to get takeaway, and I live near Eden Parks or all my Tongan brothers and sisters were like, yeah! I was like, come on. I saw an interview with Prince Andrew

the other day about, and the interviewer was accusing him of some stuff, and he just kept going, I don't remember that. And she's like, I'm holding up a photo of you and the woman in question. He's like, I don't remember having that taken. It could be AI.

Like, he's got an answer for everything. The guy's a pig. He's an absolute pig. I feel so for his daughters. who were absolutely humiliating for them. Like, Fergie, I don't feel sorry for. She knew what he was like when they were married. She knew what he was like after they divorced.

She's riding on the coattails. His daughters have had no saying this. They've got a pedophile for a father, allegedly. I feel sorry for them. Yeah, that's shocking. And that's just the tip of the iceberg with that sort of stuff. Can you imagine how much more? Yeah, if there's what we know, what do we not know?

It always is. I'm glad to see the empire crumbling. When are they going to release these files? I can't wait to read them. It's going to be a real page turner. It really will. As long as Trump is in charge, they will not be released. Well, if that's not naughty enough, we have our naughty 640 up next.

And producer Nipia has something that he did over the weekend that he's going to bring to the table for us next. Here for it, baby, right? It involves his mum. Ooh. Mum's actually on her way to the studio at the moment as well, so let's get this going. Let's get this out of the way.

Hopefully, yeah, she's not listening on the way in. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky B. Now, Patricia Nipia, do joins us in the studio this morning. He's got some to choose for Norty 640. Good morning, bro. I never usually have a naughty 640, but today I do have one. I actually am a very good boy, and I just like my house in my room.

So I've been, like, seeing this person for a wee while, and she came in... Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the heck, man? I'm just hearing about this for a wee while. Anyway, it's not my business. She lives in like a different city, so she was up staying this weekend, seeing some friends for a Halloween party. So I went and picked her up on Friday night after she was finished.

the party and she stayed at my place. Oh, she didn't have accommodation booked. Yeah, no accommodation booked. I'm fine with that. I'm bad for that. So what I forgot was that I had organized to go for a run with my mum on Saturday morning. Holesome. Very wholesome, great activity.

Unfortunately, I didn't realize how those two times were kind of lining up with each other. Overlapping perhaps. Yeah, they very much overlapped. So on Saturday morning, I had a text from mum at 7am. She's like, on my way, son. Oh, my God. Because she loves the park run, and it's like this event that happens all across the world. and I told her I'd go and do one with her, so I did.

And she ubered to my flat and had, like, it was her first time seeing it. So it was like, oh, wow, the lounge is lovely. The kitchen's so nice. Like, oh, it's nice and clean, deep here. I love it. Looks great. Can I ever look upstairs at your bedroom? Oh, my gosh.

Oh, and the girl's still in there. Is she asleep? And I didn't know what to do, and I was like, no. Oh, good, good, good, you know, where we're fleet bombing upstairs at the moment. Yeah, the flatmates are asleep up in bed. we better not wake the march. You don't leave before she got there. You're like, don't wake a girl.

I'm at 6.30, be like, get out of my house. That'd be rude. You just go, Mum, can you picture a bed in the middle of a room with some plants? That's pretty much the joke. And there's like a green duve and the wardrobe's nicely organized. That's my room. There you go. But then we were like, we were halfway to the park ground and I felt real bad because

mum was questioning. And I was like, I'm sorry, Mom. There's someone in my room. That's why I couldn't show you what it was. And we had a good old crack up and a good old laugh. Okay, your mum's cool about. Yeah, she was cool that. My mom had a mental breakdown.

She'd be like, we're going to church. Did you do a whole run and then get back and she was still just... Yeah, it was great. It was actually really nice. So, like, me and mum went out for a run. I dropped her back off at the hotel and then I packed up some coffees and came back. And she was still there. Yeah, and then we had a nice morning and some lunch together.

Oh, nice. I would have been like, why are you still here? Get out of my room. As if you've ever had a girl stay over. You can imagine it or what you would do, but it doesn't matter because it's never happened. of my wife. That was my first time this weekend as well, Dan, so I'm stuck. I'm happy for your needs.

Hey, thanks. And now I've actually got to go get mum from the front door because her and dad are here now. Oh, cute. Cute. Love it. You better get that girl to leave from out there. Oh, God. Who is she, by the way?

They're following me around the weekend. I thought it was a weird looking girl. That's not the same one from the weekend. Is that? Clinton, Megan's Ann. On Friday, you and here, Ash, and we caught up with Nipia and Harrison from Ed Jarvo's about a brand-new TV show that is out right now. Not our Nipia. Yeah, not our Nipia that does stuff with Harrison Keith.

You might remember him. He actually used to do a show on the edge on the weekends. That's right. With Harrison. Yeah, for a few weeks. Bye, boys. Yeah, take a listen. Some would argue more success than Yellowstone and Stranger Things, because there are more seasons.

the seventh season of Hikaro. That is true. That is true. You'd sit there and go, who would argue that? But seven seasons? Seven seasons. And we have Nipia and Harrison

are joining us this morning. Morning, T. The stars. Elena. Good to have you guys. Thank you for having us. Oh, that's all you hope is when you jump on a show

that it's going to have that kind of longevity. 100%. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. And I joined last year, so I joined season six. But Nipia, you're from the original cast, mate. I know. The OG. Who died off for you to come in?

Harrison. Oh, we blew a lot of the budget on this man right here. Yeah. Look, I argue that it was like, it's quite a serious show. It's quite a serious show. It's a bit of a drama show. Yeah. And they got quite serious.

And then I think they tried to bring a bit of, like, funny into it. Sort of like, like, we'll get this ginger goof to come in and give a bit of something. So that's my role in the show. Oh, you're comic relief. The comic release, yeah, that's it. Because a lot of people would know you guys from the vibe guys doing the dancers and stuff on TikTok. And that's where that started. because you guys were in the show

and you kind of did this during breaks in the filming. Yeah. For anyone who hasn't checked out Ahikaru before, how would you sum it up, Names? Well, it started off season one, about three mates who weren't related by blood, by Huafano, navigating what it's like to be Māori in this world,

pretty much, and it's just stacked on that throughout the seasons. That's kind of, I guess, like a clean canvas to start anything, really, isn't it? You know, like you can build anything on top of that. And what's the craziest storyline your character has had over those,

well, now seven seasons? Great question, Clay. Craziest thing, he's had a lot of intimacy scenes. Oh! Yeah, my cake has been through a lot over the seven seasons, and one of those was a... Can I say it on you? Yeah, girlfriend, yeah.

It's just like glory whole scene. Wow. Really? How do you act, that? Yeah, because normally I'd imagine you draw on past experience to help get you to the scene. I had to go back there, definitely. Do you do your own butt stuff?

Like are you... Like when you're filming Is that your bottom Or do they not show that Is it more tastefully shot It's all in your contract So it's like can you be nude Can you show bottom

And you just negotiate it through that Yeah I've always been really interested in that Because do you got you Do you have that in your contract Yeah every time What do you show in yours Guys

I may or may not have sex in this season Oh Wow And you may see a little crack Oh my goodness And it is there is there been any talk about sponsoring the show or Nova sponsoring the show?

No. That would actually be a perfect. Because Snips also gets his ass out. And is it both your asses or is it a dars double? You were bumping them together. Yeah. Nipa, what's your relationship status? And has it been, has it changed over the seven seasons?

Because I just wonder when it comes to your partner, understanding your world when you are doing so many intimate scenes with different actresses. Yeah, I was lucky in the first few seasons because I was single. so it was all good but I have had a partner for the past four years now sorry they said this was

I was lucky for the way I just want to be I'm going to get back for you I mean and I am very lucky to have a partner who knows that it's just work and it encourages me to get out there

and do my best in mahi and it's also my job to be a great communicator in that part and be like hey this is what I have coming up this is what's happening but it's so good that we have intimacy coordinators now to like

handle all of that stuff as well so it's just not going off yeah it's not as sexy as everyone thinks when there are like seven it's broken down so much horribly horribly awkward yeah it's so uncomfortable yeah all right ahikaroa season seven the first 10 apps drop and then there are another 10 you sort of um splitting it up over the new year right yeah keep people in suspense type thing i think is what they're trying to do and if you want to catch up they actually have all seasons on there as well um on moldy plus if you go to moldy plus dot koro nz season 1 through 7 now don't bother with stranger things this is what you need to need to be worse.

Yeah. Nefield and Harrison, no doubt it will be getting a lot of plugging on your show, Harrison, in the afternoons as well. Yep. Is it a break about it yesterday and we'll continue to do so? Thank you, boys. We appreciate all the best with the new show. Thank you for having us. Clint Megan Dan. The Edge 1K-E-Z money.

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That's the best school in New Zealand, isn't it? I think so. Yeah. What grade do you teach? I cover all a little bit of everything from year one through to year six You've got a great voice, Luke Yeah, an authoritative voice

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and I was like, he's got time, he's got time to go back. That was so clear, you know, everything, we need to check the tape. That was, that was an easy win. Yeah, man. You know, look, just before you came on, I was saying we need a win. It's been a while since we've had someone win, and here you are.

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All right, next on the show. There were some things that were said about you, Ash, when you weren't here on Friday when you're on Ricky Martin. I knew this would happen. I knew this would happen when I would left. You turned rogue. Oh, I was sticking up for you. The whole weekend.

In Australia, people have been like, oh my God, we're all watching your videos. You're amazing. Hit the sport. Those guys sound awesome. I'm like, yeah, they're legends. And here, I'm talking you up into Australia, and you're bagging me out.

You don't know what was said. You just know we were talking about you. I've assumed it's naked. Did you say I'm so sexy and I've got perky boobs? No, if it's not that, I don't want to know about it. I hate her accent, she's Australian. All the stuff he was saying, God, I actually had to. Racist dog.

You're going to feel bad next. I hate her here. She's back. She had Friday off, though. I think she's the only person that left New Zealand to go to Australia over the weekend to catch Ricky Martin. Yeah, lots of people on the plane with our waces t-shirts on. No, Ricky Martin fans. Bad scheduling from his side, I'd imagine.

No, it's fine. And there's no crossover, babe. No one is at home going, Ricky Martin or Oasis. They're very firmly in one camp or the other. Yeah. So you were at Ricky Martin. Meg took a bit of a break from her maternity leave. Paused her break.

Thank you, Meg. Appreciate you, Babs. And, of course, you came up in conversation. Clint likes to compare women. They're all the same, aren't they? Wow, he likes to go. She's better at that, but they're both women. He's trying to throw me.

under the bus. You're already on the defensive and getting all pissy that you were singing our praises across the ditch and we're being stinked you. I was telling everyone how great you are and I find out that you've been talking smack about me, your dogs. Well, we didn't say talking smack. Don't blot me in with the dog.

That was bad. We'll see. I'll reserve judgment until I'm doing. Well, no, you haven't. You've already judged. I have judged. It's very defensive aren't I? Yeah, you are. Meg started singing off the back of your request, Dan. She tried to I wish I'd never

chime in And then this happened Anyway the wind Blow Bit pitchy If that was sing She would have been I get it

Ash can sing Okay Nothing's changed Oh And then it got very quiet And cold in studio You've always told me That Meg's a real bad singer

But she wasn't so bad then I mean it was I wouldn't say it was good Yeah And so then I She knows though She knows she's a wrong, and... So I said, oh, God, I miss her, Ash.

Oh, dear, don't say that. Don't say that to a woman on maternity leave, babe. Oh, so before I was in trouble because she thought I was being mean to... Now I'm in trouble because I was saying that I missed her. I will always take Meg's side, just so you know. I'll have a switcheru-in-in-in-na. And then...

Oh, damned if you do, damn if you don't. Bridges Inipia, him and I have this thing where we love making up new sayings. I think it started because Meg can't get the old ones right. And we were like, we need to come up. new sayings because no one's really doing them. And Nipia threw one at me after that situation happened. I was like, that's actually brilliant

and it's a saying I'm going to use in my life from now on. I said to Clint, mate, you've just fired a gun in the space station. That's exactly what you've done. You know, if you were to shoot a gun in the space station, you'd ruin everyone else's day because everyone would die because of oxygen. And it was just kind

because after I said that, it was like, good one. Like, and Meg obviously wasn't as annoyed as she made out she was, but it was a bit silent in here and all awkward and then Nipuspers in me, mate, you just fire a gun in this place here, mate. No good. Because people don't know, Nipia, at all the producers

they've got special buttons where they can just talk to one of us only. Yeah. So we'll be talking and then in our ears, Carl will just like whisper something filthy or whatever, we can hear it. No, whenever I say a funny joke, that's just just car whispering in my ear. Oh, really? He's feeding you all the funny lines. I can give him $10 every show just to give me the lines.

Yeah. Your boobs fallen out. Oh, sorry Ash, that was just to go. Just to you. I loved your Halloween costumes, by the way. What? Why are you saying that? I'm just saying I love him. Oh, I see. She's just trying to do a compliment Clint.

Oh, I really did. I think Carles was the best. And then I liked you all second, Dan. Mine was very much a last-minute thing. The dark web. But Clint had one of those morph suits, and so it was just a quick thing I threw together. I know.

Your wife's a goddess. And my wife, when there's Roomy, she was like a celebrity with the young girls. She was one of... Demon Hunters. Yeah, the singer from K-pop Demon Hunters with the purple here. She's so beautiful. So she was like a celebrity.

Half topic, bring it back. Oh, sorry, that was just me to go to Clint, sorry. Very good. You can blame Ash for that. Yeah. So we can do another round of sayings that don't exist but should.

Because a lot of the whole, you know, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make a drink. They're all really old school. I love these, like, new school sayings and Bridgesonibet loves making up new ones. So you can make up a saying about absolutely.

anything, as long as it's got an underlying meaning. What would a 21st century or 2025 version of the saying you can lead a horse to water but you can't make a drink? Like you could put a man in front of Netflix but you can't make him watch? No, that doesn't make sense. What kind of makes sense?

Yeah, if it's like you can try and teach your Gen Zia something new but they're not going to listen if you're a millennial. You can't teach a Gen Zia to go to work and not complain. Yeah, you can't teach a Gen Zia Morse code. No, Dan. Dan, this By the way, Dan sucks at this game.

What about this one? Don't kill flies. Just clean your kitchen. No, it is. No. Okay. Oh, no, that kind of makes sense. Why build a bridge when you can...

The core of the problem? Why build a bridge when you can buy a boat? Yeah, no, Dan's not allowed to play. No. Sayings that don't exist but should next. Oh, we're under the edge. Ones you've just made up. A sayings that don't exist but should.

Can we come up with a good enough one where everyone goes, oh my gosh, we need to start using that in everyday, life. It's fun game. Dan's not great at it, though. Yours are more like proverbs that kind of make sense, but don't realize. It's not like, dig me and you can take out of it. I can't help that I'm a deeper thinker than

everybody here. Well, this business text is saying, what about this? You're about as useful as a wooden leg and a bushfire. Good. That's not bad. As an Australian, I take offence at that. Bushfires aren't laughing matters. What about this one? A goat is just a small horse with horns.

And what's the takeaway there? That's the bit he misses. Yeah, there's nothing you can be like, oh, that's going to help me in my life. I'll just saying if you're wanting to figure out what's the difference between a horse and a goat. Okay. It's a simple saying you can say.

Right. How about never trust a llama in a tuxedo? So it's like a deal is too good to be true. It looks good, but it will still spit on you. Just because he's wearing a tuxedo doesn't mean he can be trusted. Yeah. So it's like it's a too good to be true deal and you go, nah, you can't trust a llama in a tuxedo.

If a llama had been able to procure a tuxedo that fit them, that's a llama that I'd want to be friends with. That's a clever llama. Still spit on you? I think it's a shit one. This one, you're learning maths from an English teacher. So you've gone to the wrong place. Just make sure you're in the right classroom.

Right, okay. It's just another way. Producer Nipia? Holding a fart seems like a good idea at the time. It's kind of like a play on the truth. Like if you hold on to the truth, it's probably when it comes out, it's probably going to be worse than it originally was.

The quicker you let the truth out, the better. The more you let the truth fester, the stinkier it's going to be. Exactly, Ash. Another great one, toilet-based one from the past that we've had is you pooped yourself on the way to the bathroom. So it's like, no, you pooped yourself

in the bathroom. So it's like, you were so close, man. You almost had it. It's happened to the best of us. You completely ruined it. Because sometimes it's like you see the toilet. You're like, I'm so close. I imagine if you're white. watching like a guy do a double backflip on Nitro Circus and he hits the side of the ramp.

People are like, oh man, he pooped himself in the bathroom. Yeah. So close. Someone said you're about as useful as a fart in a crash helmet. It's a good one. I mean, that's totally useless, isn't it? For Jessica. This one is you can't wax a cactus,

which means like sometimes some people are just so set in their own ways and just won't change. And so it's just not always trying to change them. Yeah. I prefer this one. You never see a cat wearing a watch. and that's just saying if you're looking for a gift for a cat

because their wrists are just a bit too square I'd never buy a gift for a cat good no why don't you buy a gift for an animal okay what about even a penguin thinks it's flying if you throw it hard enough and that's it's kind of like

confidence doesn't equal capability so just don't do dumb shit you know people who think they're more capable than they really are so all right mate even a penguin thinks it's flying if you throw it hard enough but often those people are the ones who end up succeeding it's the idiots who are like

Oh, I could never do that, who have too much reality. It's the people who are like, I can do anything. And everyone else goes, and that's just like I'm a trucking a penguin, and he's not even flying. He's a billionaire penguin. I mean, there's exceptions to the rule. It's always an exception to the rule, I guess. You're about as useful as a chocolate fire guard, someone said.

That's good, because it would melt in the fire. Yeah. Yeah. Good one, Sarah. That's good. The man that invented the printer didn't own a pen. No, okay. And that's just saying, you know, if you've got a printer,

no need for a pen in a way. we're done Clint, Megan Dan Friend of the show Tiffany Salmond who is a Kiwi NRL reporter working over in

Ozzy has become the victim of deep fake videos and images when I first saw the article Tiff I just see you standing on the sideline

effectively looking like you're flashing the crowd with obviously it was like censored and I was like shocked thinking if people don't click

the article and find out that's fake it actually does look real. So what's the story? What's actually happened and I guess what defines a deep fake and how susceptible are we all to being victims of it? People can take your images that you have on social media, your normal pictures, put it through, I guess, an AI generator and it turns them into either images or videos of AI nudity. So for me, there's been a lot of my photos, there's normal, normal innocent photos that they've taken and turned them into videos where

I'm lifting my top up. It's full nudity. I imagine as a woman, you would have had a physical reaction to finding these photos and seeing them. It was shocking because I wasn't, I wasn't expecting it. I've never seen anything like this. And to see yourself, like it does look quite real. It was shocking.

But also, I personally, I'm very desensitized to perverse commentary around myself online. so it didn't hit me emotionally as hard as it might to someone else. It's understandable that most people who are victims don't want to speak out about it. I mean, I've heard that a lot of young girls that this happens to at school, they haven't even told their families or their parents. They're that embarrassed and ashamed. As a parent, you think, like, bad enough, my photo gets taken, but if you are putting photos, your children on social media,

it's one click of an app for someone to turn your friend. photo of your child into something. And are people thinking... Yeah. I mean, are people thinking they're real? Because I'd imagine, because the technology's come so far in the last few years, now it's impossible to know sometimes whether it's fake or not. I think the deepfakes that have been made of me, it's definitely not the most high tech. So you can tell that they're fake. And, you know, ever since sharing

the images of the deep fakes online a couple days ago, I've had a lot of people going, oh, well, they're clearly fake, so why does it matter? And it's like, that's not the point like yeah some people look at it like if they don't click on the article a lot of people are only half scrolling online and going oh geez because i'll admit when i first saw the story i was like there's a there's a photo of you on like a field a sideline of an nrl game and i'm like cool i've seen this photo for and then you're lifting your top up and flashing and so if people don't spend the time to click on the story and find out it's like jesus what's tiffany up to maybe that was after the game i don't know like people will just assume things about your character

What can you do to get any justice or get them removed? I guess when people are coming across them naturally, they know that it's not real, but ever since it's been plastered all over the news, like you said, if someone's scrolling and they don't read it, they could think it's true. Personally, I actually haven't gone to the police about it because these have been posted on online forums

that everyone's anonymous, and these people that are uploading them, they're hiding behind VPNs. They know how to hide their location, change their location. It would be, I would say, almost impossible for the police to actually identify these people. And honestly, that's the difference with being in the public eye. You get strangers doing this to you on anonymous forums. But in real life, it's boys at school that are doing it to a girl they know, or an ex-boyfriend, retaliating.

You actually, you know who it is. And that's why it's so important to have laws around it, which, you know, a law came into effect just in August in New South Wales to make sharing explicit, deep fakes. illegal and now in New Zealand there's a bill that's going to be put forward to Parliament early next year to make it to criminalise it here in New Zealand because at the moment it's only a criminal act

if the police can prove harmful intent behind it and that's got to be tricky right. Has it not harmful intent about making someone new and putting on the interest? You shouldn't have to prove it. Well thank you Tiffany yeah we're so sorry this has happened to heartbreaking but it's great that you're at least putting

some awareness out there. Yeah thank you for having me on. Got a few texts as well coming through from other people who have also being victims of deep fakes. Oh my goodness. I'm not sure what the punishment is, but it should be harsh. Someone's message

saying that their daughter was a victim of it. It's horrible. I would ring the person's neck. Absolutely. And someone else saying their ex-boyfriend made deepfakes of them and their sister, another random woman. Yuck! It's wrong with people. Let's just do a hard reset on the internet. Yeah, seriously. Yeah, it's what we said.

We've got to ban it for a year. Yeah. This is why we can't have nice things. Yeah, right? Clip me and Dan Gossip and entertainment Clip me and Dan with Ash London scandal Have you got some Lily Allen in this system

where we can play to just remind people She's just done an interview with interview magazine She's given an update on her career As an only fan's foot creator Good on her 10,000 she's got a thousand subscribers I'm growing and they paid 10,000

10 dollars a month So she's making $10,000 a month to sell a couple of pictures of her feet. Oh, from a thousand followers. Yeah, because she noticed that people, like her feet were all over wiki feet and, like, people were, you know, like sharing photos of feet. She's like, well, if other people are going to share, I may as well take control here and do it myself. And she said people pay extra, like, choose the nail color

that she, like, paints her toenails. But if there are 1,000 subscribers, and I want to see her in blue nail polish. And someone else wants it in purple. But you send a request and you say, I'll give you a thousand bucks if you paint your nails. Wow, so she's individually granting people's requests. It's not like, okay, so, sorry, Jeff wanted purple,

so all my video is going to have purple nail polish today. No, no, no. Jeff gets his own, like, size. And she decides. She says she won't do blue or green toenow polish. It's too ugly. And I respect that. What is it about feet?

Everyone's got a price. I've never run. I don't want to yuck someone's yum if that's your thing. but I've just never understood why there's a correlation between like a secret thing. I heard there's something in the brain where it's like you're what you find attractive and something to do with the feet are very, very close. For some people it like crosses over. Is that true?

I've heard that from multiple people. I've also heard that in some of them where it's like people are spreading their toes and curling them. For some people they associate that with the culmination of when you have the big feelings in your. Big O. Yep. Your feet, so people make that association. Chachybtee probably knows,

but yeah, maybe there's some sort of like little switch that for some of us goes left and the others it all goes right. But when you watch it on YouTube

because you can very, there's so much foot content on YouTube that like on the surface is just very PG. When you watch it, it's strange because you're like,

I can see this has a sexual feel about it but it's not hot. It's very strange. So if Lily, I mean, I don't know if you are the authority on all things, feedpicks, Ash, but if she sends a video to someone and he pays her like 100 bucks,

is that now his video in his photo library that he can watch over and over and over? I guess so. Or can he only watch it on her platform? I don't think you can save content off OnlyFans. I mean, I feel like... They own it, so you have to go on to OnlyFans. So you can screen record.

I mean, it sounds like I know, I don't. But then I would think, like, yeah, if you can scream record and whatever, it's like you pay once and then you're done. But I guess maybe it's like gambling. Just because you won one hand of blackjack doesn't stop you going back to the table to play again and again. So maybe people get addicted to the fact that they can ask Lily

for whatever they want. Either way, she's saying she's making more money from this than she made off her music career. That's been mental. She's at a rough time with David Harbour. I think she deserves a bit of a break. Oh, David. Ew, David. All those memes, eh, from this shit's great. Do yourself a favour. Even if you're not a fan

of Lily Allen, listen to her latest album. is like tea spilling central. Yeah. Like if I was David Harbour, Hopper from Stranger Things, I would not want to listen to that thing. All right, if you had a bad weekend, Dan thinks he's got a story that will absolutely trump you and make you feel thankful for what happened to you.

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Minimum 10K. Really? Yeah. The most expensive handbag on Earth. So what you've got to do is spend 20 bucks on MK Beauty. You could win yourself one. I reckon the person that owns this Lamborghini Adventor that was destroyed in Auckland over the weekend owns a Birken bag.

Definitely. They go hand in hand. So $900,000 these things sell for. Second hand as well. So they sell for 500,000 new. New Zealand dollars. They don't make them anymore. I was going to say, okay, well, I'll have a new one then. Now they're not available. They've gone up in price.

One crash on the weekend in a very swanky suburb in Auckland. He's saying that because he doesn't know how to pronounce Remuera. Remuera. No, what's? You've got a double you in there somewhere. Too many hars. I've never been able to pronounce haras very well. Oh, I had a struggle.

So, yeah, this Lamborghini had an accident. and caught fire. There's no word yet whether it has been written off, but they're made as fire, I mean. Yeah, I think it's pretty much done for it. Someone's uploaded it to Instagram. It's gone viral. Like overnight.

Did it hit a pole? No, it crashed into another car. And so people filmed it. And obviously, like, this blacked out Lamborghini, very, very expensive, just burning on the side of the road. It doesn't happen in Auckland. That's crazy. This is like a movie thing where a car's crazy with each other,

and one just catches fire. It doesn't happen in New Zealand, really. sort of thing. Like it's something you'd see maybe in LA. If I'm driving a half a million dollar car, I want the kind of car that's not going to burst into flames. You know what I mean? I mean, you're hoping it's insured. When was the last time you saw a Kia Sportage

of an accident? You've never seen it. It never happens. Yeah. I want to, I mean, it wouldn't it just be trage if, like, the guy's son who's like, you know, 17 was driving it and avoided insurance or something. Like something like that was, it was insured, but not because of this specific circumstance.

His red Joe was out by like two weeks, and they go, sorry, shouldn't have been on the road. No one was, there was no injuries, but apparently it was the person driving the Lambo that was at fault, of course. Apparently lost control and, like, skidded out. So it could have been some kid that was driving Dad's car. Or it's just like your car's too powerful for you. What are you trying to prove to the world? That's a bad weekend, no matter how rich you are. Is your Kia too powerful for you, Dan?

No, it's just the right amount of power. Hey, shut up, Clint, I beat you at go-karting. Can you be embarrassed to drive a Lambo? I would. I know. They're a bit too showy for me. Driving around would be fine. I think it's when you've got to like pull over and then you've got to get out to go to the cafe.

It's like, how are we living in a world where children are dying because they can't eat and people are spending half a million dollars on a freaking car? That's burning down. I think that says everything that's wrong with them. So Billy Elish when she was up on stage, she gave like $11.5 million to like charities that provide I had food for children. She goes, by the way, there are some billionaires in this room to people have a lot more money than me.

And she was like, just ask us up. Like, why do you need to be a billionaire? No one needs to be a billionaire. No one needs to, like, why do you need that much money? I think it's a Lamborghini or any sports car like that. It's almost like a cloak of invisibility. Because when you're in it, you probably feel cool. Like when you're driving along, you're like, yeah, I'm in a Lambo.

But people looking at you are like, what a loser. I know. It's like, people rev their engines really loud on a motorbike and they think they're like, oh, I'm got the biggest dick. Everyone's going, you absolutely. Loser that hurts my ears and it makes you project that you are very, not very well endowed.

So who had a worst weekend than this person? A million dollars down the gurgler from their Lamborghini at Ventador? Do you want to do winners and losers or just losers? Maybe winners and losers. We can be the judge if you're a winner and loser. We'll tell you which one you are. I was talking about the guy who ended up setting his

almost million dollar Lamborghini on fire in an Auckland suburban Remy Rua over the weekend. We were saying maybe you'd feel a little bit like wanky, owning and driving one of these. I just did a Google image search. I'd get over it, I reckon. Maybe the second or third time, and then after that, I would knock you. It's a beautiful car.

Anybody on the show can pull it off it is, probably Clint, you know. You get out of it with your blonde hair and you chain around your neck. You'd look cool. I look like an idiot. You want a black one. You wouldn't want like a lime green because then now you really want people to notice. I do love the lime green, though. It's a cool colour, but you're right, just black or maybe red or like a dark blue.

So yeah, burned down, million dollars down the Google of this particular model. Million, imagine spending a million dollars on a cart? That's insane. Crazy stuff. So who had a worse or a better weekend than that person? Someone's sex through saying, lost $250 on the pokies. Not quite as much, but now I have no money till payday. The house always wins.

And honestly, if you're in a position where, like, you haven't got, like, lots of reserves of cash, don't play the pokies. Especially don't put your last A little bit of money No, I mean the pokey's is so fine But then they're like I could double it I know and that's the risk

Isn't it? And you go yeah yeah But if you're there hard up Then don't take what little money You'll have to burn it When we go to the Place for the Pockies at a pub or whatever Agent would give me a $10 note

As my little It's my pokey's money Oh, I love it so much And then start a timer And see how long it takes for you to come back He's like here's $10 darling You go and have fun That's exactly what it's like

Yeah Thanks Daddy Adam's text through saying and just found out I failed my final exam at uni this year and have to go back for three months next year. Oh, that's failing the weekend, babe. They're losers. They just losers.

Wow. Yuck. Okay, Shantelle, you're a winner. What happened to you on the weekend? I'm a winner because we had sunshine and we got outdoor activities achieved. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

I love that. The simple things, darling. Yes. Absolutely. You're a glass half full person because that on face value, just a normal weekend, but the fact that you are recognising.

And also, because it's November now, when you get a sunny afternoon on a weekend in November, it just makes you feel like Christmas, like summer, Christmas, it's all coming. We are locking in for those long summer days. Absolutely, and I didn't have to drink as much alcohol to be as happy.

There's a win, baby. And was telling me there's some, like, 95-year-old tortoise in New Zealand, and he's woken up from his hibernation early, which means that It's going to be a real hot summer. Yeah, apparently the owner, who's also 95, said every year that this tortoise has woken up early, it's been a cracker summer.

So look forward to it, guys. The tortoises predicted it. This is like, I ain't sleeping through this. This is great. Come a bikini body ready. Yeah. Check out some tortoise babes. Bikini.

A tortoise and a bikini. Especially the 95-year-old one. Delicious. This is sexy. Yeah. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. The Edge.

1K.E.0. Practice makes perfect And now you can play anytime online Just going 8 o'clock Shout out to our Tongan listeners this morning I was really, I mean I'm I always won New Zealand to win But I was hoping Tonga were going to get up yesterday

At Eden Park Because it's just the sea of red in the stands Just the way they support their team It's just phenomenal Win or lose And obviously they lost and they were still having the best time And I was like imagine if Tonga won Be so sick

Oh yeah So much support they're the best at supporting. The world champions. My son just sat on our front fence for like an hour just waving to all the sea of red, the people, and they're all like waving, giving him high-fives. It was like that beautiful community moment.

You're like, I just love watching people come out like in, on mass to like support something. I tell you what, the guy that invested in those flags. Oh my goodness. I hope they're rich. Oh, you'd have to be. Oh, my God. All right, if you want to play easy money, you can play the easy money online game on Rover. If you get 10 out of

10, you go on the draw to one a thousand bucks. Or you can play right now for a grand. Ten answers. In 30 seconds, you can pass, but no repeated answers. If you can do that, we'll give you a grand. She works for a machinery company in Waikato, Shantel. Good morning. Good morning.

Morning, Shantel. All right, your letter this morning. Oh, my gosh. Oh, you're nervous. Okay. Your letter is I. I fall. I'm going to take the kids on a holiday,

which is what you might be saying very, very soon. Yes, please. Okay. Beginning with I, can I please have something cold? Aye. A cuisine. A colour. Endigo.

A girl's name. Aila. A boy's name. Isaac. A country in Asia. Iran. Something you can send someone. Ice block.

A horror movie. Ice age. A song. A describing word Once you started trying to send someone a nice block in the mail And then Ice Age is a horror You were like, I'm just saying stuff now It had to be a very quick courier

And that was so trickety Oh my God I got, oh my gosh And you had ice on your brain Once you got, you had ice stuck in your head there, darling I know, ice baby I think you probably you'd have to pay ice block Because you could package it all up

And keep it cold Yeah And you get those You get those electrolyte ice blocks You can send And I didn't say in the post I just said send You could give an ice block to your son

And say can you take that to dad And that would be sending you an ice block But I think you fell apart for Ice Age As a horror film Yeah You could throw something and say I'm going to send it Oh my kids have cried through that movie That's cool

Great Sean Tau Have a wonderful day Good, have a great day guys You too babe All right back again With the Ajabo's at 3 o'clock If you want another cracket Otherwise play the online game

On Rover the Clint Migg and Dan podcast When therapy's too expensive You can call Oh it under the edge It's Clint Miggins Advice Rulet

We gave us a crack last week After we found a few Questions in our DMs And we thought okay Why don't we just chuck our names on a wheel We know some stuff God knows why anyone's wanting our advice To be honest

The curveball here is that Some questions You just straight away go Okay well that's an ash question But unfortunately the wheel will decide if it's an ash question or a Dan question or a quaint question. But I like to think that the universe intervenes

and the person who really has the insight, who's meant to serve up the advice the wheel chooses for a reason. We all have to believe, dream belief, Chief. You can text them through as well if you want to 3-3-4-3. This one's just come through. Is it possible

to reverse an ick? We've been together six months, but the way he talks to his mates makes me think he's not the person for me. I'm guessing he's talking like a little bit chauvinistic, a bit ladsie around his mates. Who knows? We're going to spin the wheel to find out

and he's going to answer it. Okay, so it's spinning around. I've done a big spin there. Daniel Webby. You've probably heard the saying there's no such thing as perfection, but people that say that have never met the man that puts a big D in Dan.

Look, that's weird. It's Dan Webby. Did you write that yourself? No, no, that's how a guy, Garith. Thanks, Gareth, for doing that. Lovely man. The thing is, I actually personally don't think

you can reverse Nick. And if you can reverse it, it's not a real lick. I could not agree with you more. By nature, an Nick, he's irreversible. So I would say, and you've not been together. They said six months, chuck him to the curb. He sounds like a bit of a dick. Yeah.

You would be my advice. You would have a very different advice if it landed on my name. Really? He said he's talking. He's talking. He's talking. He's talking.

He's off in a corner on his own. But this time. These days we're just too immature. It's like, mate, it's one little thing. Talk to them about it and work through it. You're an adult. Anik isn't, it's, and Nick is something innate about a person that just changes the way you said him forever.

No, but it's like it's such a little thing. Like, oh, he pats me on the head like I'm a dog. And then you go, yeah, okay, you don't like it. And then you go, hey, babe, yeah, when you do that, it feels condescending about patronising. And I just wondered if you could stop. And they go, oh, babe, babe, I had no idea. I'll stop doing that.

But it's not the action. It's the value. behind the action. Like, he's the kind of person that would pat me on the head. And that doesn't change by them stopping, patting you on the head. At the end of the day,

I'm not going to give my opinion because it wasn't me on the wheel. Well, you just have, though. You've just taken up about seven minutes of our time, giving us your opinion. Well, Ash came hers. It never came up out. Because I was agreeing.

Okay, one more before we move on. Okay. I always burn my rice whenever I cook it. Oh, I know. What am I doing wrong? Is there a method? I'm going to spin the thing.

Come to me. Come to me. Come to me. Spin it around. Oh, you. Clint. Yes, he's the king of fake tan and white teeth. I heard there's nothing on his body that hasn't been bleached. His name, Clint Randall.

I tell you why you're doing wrong. You're buying the wrong stuff. You want the stuff where you put it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Do not listen to him. I'm never burnt rice putting it in the microwave for 90 seconds. It shouldn't be microwaving food at the best of times. That is horrendous advice. Wait your turn.

That's the worst of price. They want to cook real rice. You've given them no advice. That's real rice. Do you know how long it takes to cook real rice? Yeah, less than 10 minutes. Oh, mine's 90 seconds. Yeah, but it's in plastic,

and then you're putting it in the microwave and the plastic is melting into your food. Oh, you're going to die of something one day. Yeah, so live an extra 10 years. Don't microwave your rice in plastic. Okay. Keep your questions coming through. Hopefully it doesn't land on clip because he's terrible.

Well, it doesn't matter if it lands on ash because she'll just give her opinion anyway by the talent. It's this. Ha, that's so true. When therapy's too expensive, you can call owe it under the edge. It's Clint Megan Dance. Advice rule.

Got all of our names on the wheel. We'll read our questions, spin the wheel, and the wheel will decide who will give you the advice this morning. Think of us as your trustworthy best mates. You know, we'll give you... Sorry, have any of you ever done real therapy, like with the psychologist? Yeah. Yeah, I think everybody should try it.

I agree. Yours was by court order, though. You had to do it. Yes. Yes, it was. That's not funny, I shouldn't laugh. Yeah, it was part of the community service I had to do as well. Anyway, I had names of Prussian Clinton.

Morning, Steph. Good morning. There she is. All right, what's going on in your world that you need advice for? I've been doing Renos lately with my partner. We've ripped up the tiles, though, and found Bora in the frame. Oh, dear. Okay, well, I'm going to spin the way.

Bora in the frames, ashes, they look like she knows what. Spinning around. I know Bora, Bora. Lans on London. It's landed on Nair. Dan Webby. Okay, well, this is your lucky day, Steph, because have you heard the saying,

whenever there's borer, there's usually moora. I'd demolish the house if I was you, because you know what, there's a little bit of borer somewhere, it's probably spread to the rest of the framing. What's borer? It's going to like, mold. No, no, it's not mold. Oh, I would say, well, you know,

some people would say it's mold. Others would say it's, like, holes in the wood, like tiny old, so they, like, bore into all the timber, and then the... It starts with mold. The strength of the timber is compromised. You guys, you're an idiot. It's a small wood-eating insect that gets into the wood and eats it.

Yeah, and when there's some borer, there's moor. And sometimes they breed. And if you find eggs, Steph, if you see any eggs around, get rid of them, because they'll hatch. Oh, no. Yeah, I mean, I would replace all the framing if it's full of borer. It's not yours. You didn't get landed on.

Thanks, Steph. There you go. Okay. I worked some overtime and made some spare cash. I want to invest it. Where should I put it to get a decent return? Spin in the wheel. Yeah, I've got to vest stuff.

Okay. Ash, London, this is good. She would say she's really good at relationship advice, but I heard she's pretty rubbish. I mean, she does host a podcast called Hopeless Romantics. Go figure. It's Ash London. Rude.

So rude. You've got two options, babe. The first is, And I would say if it's a lot of money, I would say the safest thing to do is put it in a high-yield interest account that you're not going to touch for a while. So it's almost like you forget about it, just set and forget. And the next time it happens, you add to it, you add to it, add to it. Alternatively, if it's like a bit, it's enough money, but it's like not going to be life-changing. And if you lose it, you're not stressed, I'd open a little shares-eys account.

Yeah. Very easily done. I did that. Did a bit of research. Doubled my money. Now, not everyone will double their money. I just got very lucky. so I'm not saying, but I'm saying

if it's like a couple hundred bucks and you're like a bit of fun, have some effect, just play around with investing. If it's a bit more than that, I would put it in a high interest savings account and set and forget. We want to have a laugh, just put it on read at the pokies,

the Cassie. I wouldn't do that, but you know, live your life. To put a bow on that advice, Bridges Carl? Yeah, I'm just to avoid like a pricey broadcast thing. Can you just say this is not financial advice just because we're not allowed it? This is absolutely not financial advice. I'm actually really bad with money,

so don't actually listen to it. Past rewards do not guarantee future win earnings. Yeah, thank you. The bank always wins, the casino always wins. I want to buy the kids fireworks, but our neighbours have animals and everyone seems to hate them now. Oh gosh. Land on me, land on me, land on me, land on me. Thank you very much.

Oh, yeah, she is. If you want a guy forks it up, go live your best life, just go away. Find a park, find somewhere away from houses. There's nothing more stressful than a dog. who's freaked out, a child who's freaked out, or people like us who need to go to bed early who have to lie in bed every night like I do while people set off firecrackers

in my... It's been from Davali to now, every night. And now I'm hearing Guy Fawkes is coming up at some point this week or something crap. Someone, please just think of Ash London. I know how to swing her mood back. Ash is going to give us to a Ricky Martin review next. Oh my gosh. She was the only New Zealander who flew over to

Australia to watch Ricky Martin. I paid $1,200 for the flights and tickets. Oh my God. I think there would have been other people. Like, I'm really gay people. Okay, I'll throw it out there. Them and Ash.

Anybody listening? Oh my God, I just got back from Australia. I have to go to Ricky Martin in the weekend. It's not going to be a single person. Open the phones, but I think it was just Ash. Yeah, lots of Oasis T-shirts on the airplane. Not many. Ricky Martin Vuelvey T-shirts on the plane.

She took a long weekend to shoot off to Oz. to see Ricky Mata. Oh my gosh. So if I'm going to give you a review of this concert, I do need to take you back about 27 years. Go on, long story then. Yeah, but I was 11 years old and I had never fallen in love before.

I'd never experienced the feels. And the way I felt about Ricky Martin, when I say sexual awakening, I mean it in the truest sense. But also, I loved his music and I loved him so deeply that I almost couldn't breathe. Like, it's that kind of first young love obsession. I grew up overseas in Asia, so I felt very disconnected from the rest of the world, really. This is back when the internet was just kind of a thing.

So Ricky was like my key to, I don't know, happiness to the rest of the world. And I felt so far away from him because I lived in a random Asian country. I knew all of his songs, English. and Spanish. He's been a huge part of my life. When he came out, were you like heartbroken? No, I knew he was gay the whole time, I think. She's like, I've got a feeling. Yeah, like I sensed it.

But I was happy he was living his truth, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I obviously I've seen him live when I was a kid a couple of times and I count them as the best experiences in my life. And every second of the concert, I was just like crying so happy. So this weekend, I hopped on a plane. First of all, when I bought the tickets a couple

of months ago, I forgot that I'd moved to Altearoa. So I spent $400 on a ticket and And I was like, oh, shit, I live in Auckland now. I'm going to pay for flights. So I copped it. I got up at 3 a.m. Auckland time, which is 1 a.m. Australia time. Got to the airport, flew to Australia, saw the gig back home on a 6am flight the next day.

God, that is dedication. Yes. But I've got to say, he'd been his 50s now. He looks better than he did the first time around. This is a bit of my phone audio from the gig. So there's like 15,000 people in the stadium. Everyone is like on their feet the whole time. You hear me singing here.

Okay, everyone, Ash is two of the most annoying people at a concert. combined into one. Yeah, I know. So the first one was she's like singing a language she doesn't speak at the top of her lungs. Like very badly. And on top of that, I saw somebody's Instagram where they had filmed Ash and Ash had reshed it on her gram, which is how I saw it. And everyone is sitting. That was before the gig started.

Everyone was sitting in the seat in section. And Ash was standing dice. If you want to buy a standing ticket. That was before the gig started. I'd imagine when it had started. Even worse. This is the thing about Ricky. As soon as the lights went down, everyone stood up.

And everyone stayed standing up to hold you. In a seated section, if everyone stands up through parts of the song, then you can, if a majority are up, you're up. If the majority are down, then you're down. I'll always follow that rule. But you can't sit down during Ricky Martin concert. He's such an amazing performer. He came out looking, how sexy. He wore a crushed velvet singlet, and I was like, oh!

Like, not many men could wear crushed velvet. He also was silver mesh. I actually was thinking. I'm like, where does he shop? I love how passionate you are about him. Because I really do. I think that, as cringe as it is, I love how passionate you are. Because it's not even a guilty pleasure.

No, there's no guilty at all. You should never feel guilty about music. No, I agree. It's like me with Celendia. I like people take the piss out of me for liking her. I just like her. And also, in a really hard time in my life, he was like, I'm going to cry.

He was like the thing that made me so happy and he brought me so much joy. So I hear Rikimani and I'm just reminded that that person, don't make the sad music. I'm already crying. He just has brought so much joy for so many years. And I think I looked around at this stadium full happy people. And I was like, man, the world is terrifying.

We're all broke. There's plagues and bloody COVIDs and all this crap. This is a reminder of how wonderful, is people in a stadium singing to music they love, having a wine, living their best life. No matter how bad it gets, she's still bang. I love you to live in a little bit of lock up, baby. I love this for you, Ash.

She's still a loser, but I mean... Yeah, yeah. We've never spoken about Ricky Martin more. And the 10 years I've been here. I love that you love him. That's wonderful. Clint Meg and Dan. One of our absolute faves.

Paul Henry. There he is. I'm here. I'm actually here. Does this music follow you around now? It has started too. Yeah. Wait, so ironically, you were hosting a show called Traders and then became a trader

and now you've moved over to TVNZ and you're doing the chase. How ironic is that? No, you're right. When someone starts with ironically, you think, yeah, this is going to be right? No one understands the meaning. Yeah. How exciting though, because, yeah, as soon as we heard you were the host of the chase, we were like, of course.

Of course. Yeah, stands to reason. Yeah. The great thing about this, because it is slightly different, like traitors, I'm against everyone, you know. Whereas with the chase, I really want these people to win. And it's really hard to win. Yeah.

You're really up against it. And you're with the best chaser as well, Anne Higgety. She's great. I can imagine you two getting on like a house on fire. Yeah, and we did. And, you know, they're special people chasers, you know what I mean? They're a bit on the spectrum. Yeah, yeah.

Because you have to be, I think, to be able to take all that knowledge in and be interested enough to take it all in and I thought oh how's this going to go and I know ITV thought oh how's this going to go went brilliantly

we got on like a house on fire she's fantastic why do it because you're a very successful person Paul and I imagine you can just go and live your life now so what is it about

this show that's like drawn you back into regular employment at least for a time I mean I could say the same about you you know you get up so early in the morning to do this

why why do you want to do this here's the thing it's such a challenge You know, and that's, I think, in a funny sort of way because I think, why would you want to go on the chase as a contestant? So it's a similar sort of thing. You know, when I was offered this, I thought you've got to say yes to this.

Biggest game show franchise in the world at the moment. Is it? Yeah. By far. So you have to, yeah, yeah. And so that's why I do it. Why the contestants do it, I was just talking about that with someone this morning, you know, the chances of winning money are pretty slim. The chances of potentially looking

like a bit of a twat in front of an entire country are pretty high, but the challenge, it's the challenge. Sure. People might watch these gaming shows and think that you come in every day on an afternoon and you film one and then you go home, but it's not quite the case. These are some of the most intense filming days on earth. How many, like how many hours are you spending on that shiny floor at a time? I did three and one day. And, you know, you walk into this, it's quite daunting. Yeah. It's a daunting amount of work. It's a huge number of

questions. I mean, for your voice still to work at the end of the day. really tough because there's all the talking in between times but you walk into that it's a huge set I mean it is massive vid wall on one side and physically it's a huge it's like trucks parked around you

and you walk on and you think asking questions is harder than answering them especially against the clock it's actually quite hard to ask questions now you've done it what would be your advice to someone that does go on the chase because you watch it I watch the UK one so many times and the people choke quite often.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the nerves get to them, don't they? That is an excellent question. My advice would be just enjoy it, just have fun, because the nerves are the thing that will destroy you. And, you know, they were nervous to these contestants, and they walk out and you just want to say to them, you know, honestly there's nothing to worry about.

But there is a lot to genuinely worry about. Okay, in your experience then doing the show, where are the smarter people in the country based, and those that struggled, Where are they in New Zealand? Do you know, I don't know, and that's a great question, but I can't answer it because I don't know. And I also don't know if the show really, I mean, uber, uber smart people, you can see them. And the ones that are perhaps stupid, you can see them.

But in between, you've got an awful lot of people who aren't maybe because of their fear, they haven't got the opportunity to shine. Biggest tip is, it is better not to know the answer than to know the answer but not remember it. Because the worst thing you can do, oh, shy, I know this, I know, oh God, you know, you know. And you just wait, whereas if you don't know that for us, and you get a new question. Yeah, that's a good point.

Well, it starts tonight, 7.30 TVNZ on one. It's exciting to see you on the TV again, Paul. Right, fine, thank you very much. Do you get the giggles at any point? Yeah, we love it when you get the giggles. There are some quite cool little moments. Mostly, to be fair with Anne. Yeah, yeah, she's a good soul.

You know, making her, she's a bit saucy. She is a bit saucy, you know. She's a bit of a lice. A saucy minks. She's a minks. She's a miz. We can say it. All right, get around it.

Yeah, TVNZ1, 730 tonight. Paul is the brand new host of the New Zealand version of the chase. Doors always open, Paul. Thank you very much. It's fun. You just come in here and have fun. Yeah. You come in every day if you'd like and drink water.

Yes, lots of water. It is the best thing you can do. It is, honestly, if you only do one thing and I would only have to do thing. Ash and I drink water. Clint's got some other substances in his drink. Yeah.

It looks clear. I don't know what it is. I'm going rogue. Showing off in front of you now, Paul. Clint, Megan Dan. Kiwi musician. She's talented. It's given us spoilers

of the Voice Australia on her social media. Because obviously it's playing. It aired last night. Yeah, but on New Zealand, on TVNZ plus, we've only got one episode. Of the whole series. Of season 14, episode one.

How dumb. Who's watching it that far back? Yeah, there's no spoilers then. So I don't know how far we are behind, but I don't know why we're not just getting it as fast as Australia. That's weird. Because then people like Cassie, of course, want to put on their social media, their performances and stuff.

And you then start realizing how far she's going and who she's up against in the battles. So it sort of defeats the purpose. almost of watching the show. This is a drop ball from New Zealand having someone like Cassie in the top finalists of the show and we're not even airing it at all.

How does that happen? Well, they didn't know that when they like organised the rights. They didn't know that Cassie Henderson. Yeah, but surely we could have scrambled together and got rights. Yeah, so take a listen to her performance. She did a song that is very near and dear to our heart when we started

our band MCDC and we performed Wides Can you just do it back? I have a dream about her. She rings my bell. And as she makes her way around the stage, she gets handed a guitar. Yeah.

So good, because she's got an incredible voice, and then the girl can play as well. Oh, yeah, too bad. No, she doesn't know what she's missing. She gave a bit of a bash. I think we did it a bit of a word. So good. So good, I.

Wow. No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Yeah. She sounds as good as any pop style of the planet. I mean, that's how I remember. Remember us sounding in our head when we played. But then when we play the clip, it's like different. I'm just a teenage dirt bad baby.

Yeah, I'm just a teenage. Oh, I mean, it's wronged down faster for the Ron effect. This was a practice, so we weren't even at capacity then. And I had a cold. You must have had four colds. I did. Yeah, it was a bad week. Good honor, Cassie.

Hopefully she wins. It depends on who else is in it though, right? Yeah. You know, like what the talent's like going against her. Yeah, and I also think the drop ball with the format of the voice is that if the two greatest singers are both being coached by the same person, one of them ends up getting dropped. Because every coach ends up having like one of their contestants in the final.

But you could have had two of the best singers just in Team Guy. So if, say, for instance, Guy has two people. Does he have to make the decision who he drops, like his favourite kid? He has to be like, oh, that'd suck. Yeah. Yeah, so if you do want to catch up, Tvensia Plus, they've got one episode in the latest season.

I imagine they drop them every Wednesday. But we're a little bit behind, so you might want to avoid Cassie Henderson's social media because she's killing at the moment. Of course, she's going to want to promote it and tell people about it. And she's doing a lot better than... We did.

Why don't they just skip it and just play the now, the current ones? You know, just release all the ones that have been done. Yeah, yeah, just go and drop. the whole series now. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast that is.