The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW a little bit cuck-ish?

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Welcome to another fun-filled episode of The Clint Meg & Dan Podcast! This time, we delve into a variety of topics, including awkward relationship moments, unexpected life coincidences, and some very relatable airings of life grievances. Highlights include an embarrassing moment during a speech, a hilarious canine adoption story with comedian Chris Parker, and the gang's plan for a night out to celebrate Meg before her baby arrives. Plus, Dan's chaotic journey to get an In-N-Out Burger from a pop-up store, Meg's latest scandal updates, and much more! Tune in for all the laughs and relatable moments. 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast03:11 Jay-Z's Billionaire Status and Tidal Discussion10:12 Listener Interaction and Nursing Student Interview14:07 Graduation Speech Gone Wrong18:18 TV Show Recommendations and Warnings28:01 Hannah Anna's Letter Challenge29:50 Coincidence Stories38:15 Kylie Jenner's Happiness and Boob Job43:01 Meg out till midnight!43:09 9-Year-Old's Boyfriend57:28 E-Z Money59:30 Chris Parker01:06:41 Regrets and Big Decisions01:11:37 Labor Stories and Funny Anecdotes01:17:38 In-N-Out Burger Hype

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then thrown your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megendan Podcast. Under the cover of darkness, hours before most people's alarms sound, they separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans. Three people with boring, mundane, pathetic lives. Hey! Clint's life's quite exciting.

Now, with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet. No, no, it's not Captain Planet. Oh, right. Sorry, Force of Habit. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Good morning, it's 1 to 6. Welcome to the show, Short Week Wednesday. Good to have ya. Yeah.

That was everybody's sleep. Why are you talking like that? You're a sick kid. Oh god, there's nothing worse. You know what, there's sickness going around. I feel like I've been sick at least three times in the last month. Have you had your flu Vax? Yeah, I had the jab about a month ago.

Maybe it's because of that. The sickness has started coming. You would be off for a very long time if you had the flu. Flu is different to the colds and stuff. Yeah, I'm a Vaxer, man. I'm a what'm a what's the opposite of anti yeah I'm a pro Vaxa pro Vaxa give me everything yeah give me honestly the places I've been jammed are my body some of them because of vaccines anyway all I wanted to say is good on your meagre because a lot of people out there are sick at the moment it's that

time of year it is that time of year, yeah. It's rough. I think I'm just at that point where, you know, you go, OK, I'm going to catch up on sleep tonight, then something happens. And you go, oh, how low on sleep can I run? It's like a little experiment that's happening at the moment. I think you're quite low. It is quite impressive what the body can take.

The clothes I'm wearing today, we're going to the bottom of the pile now. Yes, washing day tomorrow. Okay. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. It's three past six, time for a throwback. Your six amp throwback, are you excited for the, your Wednesday morning? Yeah.

A few options we're looking at behind the scenes this morning. Meg, do you wanna go first? Yes, I have two song options for you, Clint, today. It is my husband's birthday, he's turning two years younger than me, ugh, 33. Ugh, is he only of course you are? I did not know the amount of time we worked together.

I did not know that Guy was younger than you. He's two years younger than me, I'm 34, so we have about a month and a half of where we're only one year apart, it's my favourite time of the year. So we're about to go into that, So we're only a year apart now officially. So I thought we could do Katy Perry happy birthday. What's it called birthday cake? Oh I thought you wanted Rihanna's one. No. Oh okay you don't want that one.

I also want to... Isn't that... It's my birthday... No that's Anne Marie. What's that? Katy Perry happy birthday. Oh it's just called birthday. Yeah. Okay this one. What Bad Guy? I think it's Billy Eilish because his name's Guy. Oh, I see what you've done there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes. What are you writing? Well, I've got one option, Clint. And on this day back in 2019, Jay-Z became one of the first music billionaires.

And this song, obviously one of his famous ones with Alicia Keys. I love this song. You know, I remember driving in a New York taxi, yellow cab, and I had headphones on listening to the song. Wow, that's so cool. That was like my life-hate. Yeah, that is that. Honestly, you can't get better than that moment.

This is amazing. Yeah, yeah, I get that. I prefer, like, Big Timber. Or a little 99 Problems. You're in line on that one. This is a good one. Yeah, I get that. I prefer like, Big Pimple. Or a little 99 Problems. You're in line on that one. This is a goodie.

This is a goodie. Hit me! The issue was that she hit on Beyonce and then the bitch became the problem, didn't it? So, you know, he had 100 problems then. Yeah. So... Ladies is pimps too 2, gone, push the show to song. No?

Ladies is Pimp's 2, what a line. What if there was Paris? That was a hell of a song with Kanye West. I don't know if it's the radio, either. I don't play Kanye anyway. So there's your choice. I mean, there's three. Bad Guy by Billie Eilish.

Birthday. Birthday by Katy Perry and Jay-Z. Empire State of Mind. Guy's favourite place to ever go in the world, his dream is to go to New York. Has it ever been? Well, it was like honeymoon and then COVID. It's a stunning place. It really is.

It's such a cool, like every corner you go around, you're like, oh my God. There it is. Come on. He's not awake, so this is not for him. Oh really? What a waste of time. It was more for me anyway.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. And Big Day for Jay-Z became a billionaire on this day back in... 2019. And why don't you think he was one of the first musical billionaires? Now there's a few. Is he still a billionaire? Because he started Tidal and stuff, right?

And I don't know if that made him more money. I think it's the same with Fitty Cent, who started Vitamin Water. Do you know anybody that uses Tidal though? Anybody, honestly, in real life. No, rich people I think, because it's got good sound quality. The only people that I realise do is where my daughter wanted to take up DJ lessons and a lot of the people that DJ will use Tidal. Maybe it brings music in to help...

Or dance it is good quality. It's like a higher bit rate of music. So you can, I think if you're using Spotify, it's a certain bit rate maximum. If you use Tidal, you can get it right up there, quality wise. Yeah, right, okay, Producer Nepia's nodding. He'd know. And the DJ.

Yeah, I've never DJ'd anything, but I speak like I can. So I had to get a Tidal account, literally for that only reason. How was your DJing going? See, like everything, did one term of it, and then goes, nah, I don't know. That doesn't sound like a kid thing to do. I was like you would make so much more money than your friends when you get older

if you're like DJing and just, you know, just... She's like, that's what you're for dad. How much money you're making? What do you mean? Why do you think I'm doing all these influencer posts with you? I'm rich anyway. I have sort of taken up DJing and then I'm like, I'm just not cool enough. There's no way I can pull off being a DJ.

Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah, you just like lean into the nerdiness Mmm, okay. Well, there's our next story arc The more you listen watch and play on Rover the more entries you'll get for a brand new Cupra Terima I had someone message me yesterday trying to get through my back door going like how do I get it? What's it? It's in your got this you hit into EMC You shouldn't answer them most of them are bots. Yeah, no someone trying to be like, how do I win what's the... It's in your hidden DMs and you shouldn't answer them. Most of them are bots. Yeah, no, someone trying to be like, how do I win this car?

What gives me more chances to win? I was just like, you just have to listen to it with as many podcasts as you can. Yeah, I wonder if it's like every time you log in as an entry, like, or is it every time you jump from, say, watching a video to listening to a podcast to then listening to live radio? We'll find that out for you because surely they have to be transparent with a competition like this as to how you actually gain an entry.

Is it like every 10 minutes you are interacting with the app as an entry? You need to know. We'll find out. They can't add air conditioned seats to the point you know where you put the air conditioning on. Instead of heated seats, they were cooling my bottom. Isn't that cool? Wow. I've never had that before like a cooled bottom. Huh. I suppose in summer. Yeah. You know you get a bit sweaty, back sweat and stuff. Heading out from the beach. Right scandal. Yeah. I'm already, gosh look at all that. Kupra, you owe me a couple of minutes of scandal. Thank you very much.

Oprah has announced that she is going to be interviewing Jacinda Ardern on her podcast. She said it in this video this morning. This woman has been a heroine, a hero for me for so many years. I've admired her from afar. And this is the first time I've had the opportunity to sit down and have a conversation because she's written a book called A Different Kind of Power. And I love that you call it that because the different kind of power is kindness absolutely it's all those things that you think are weaknesses or a taught

are weaknesses, empathy, sensitivity, self-doubt and humility. Yeah so she put out the video if you want to see the full thing, Oprah the 3343 she went on to say in her caption Oprah with her 22.5 million followers. When she was only 37 she made history as the youngest female head of state in the entire world and what set her apart was her mission to lead with kindness. I'm thrilled she could join me so I'm really excited by that podcast. Be now and have a listen to it. There's still so much hate for her right?

I know it's funny, I honestly feel like worldwide they love her and New Zealand hates her. Yeah, I just was reading through some comments yesterday and man oh man there are some angry angry people out there and a lot of it aimed to Jacinda. I think it's I think it's very uneducated like people that aren't very intelligent where they don't really understand like what would have happened if she didn't. Yeah and just like the amount of pressure and responsibility she had on her shoulders during that time in office that most people would never have to worry about.

And people that generally I think blame the government for all their problems. It's just people that don't want to take responsibility for their own like... Yeah. I think the documentary as well shows her, maybe hopefully some of those people see that documentary and show the mental toll it took on her because I think she cries a lot in that doco. I fear, but I fear that people see her the same way that you see Megan Markle. That there's no change in their minds.

Bit of a difference though, isn't there? No, I know, but I mean, like, you know how you don't like Megan? And then you just, like, you can't stand her. People feel like that sort of hate towards Jacinda. Yeah, maybe. Like, I understand that there will be certain government policies that will impact your life directly, whether it be financially or whatever,

but not to the point where you feel like you're doing life with your hands tied behind your back. Yes. You know, like no one really has that much control or should not have that much control over your life. Yeah, true. True. So I was really proud.

I like Jacinda, everyone knows that though, so very cool to see. Yeah, just cool. I'm glad she's out. Me too. She, so I just I was really proud. I like just into everyone knows that though. So I'm very cool to see Yes, I'm glad she's out. Thank you Much younger happier. All right, we want to get to know you and we'll sort you out with a voucher to go spin in store at our show sponsor Zed For your troubles, so we'll hit you with a question and we'll try and best assume your answer Matt your nose is brown Clint. I didn't even vote for it Ha, Matt, your nose is brown, Clint. I didn't even vote for her.

So I didn't even vote for her, and yet I still, I feel like people should be able to see both sides. Yeah, Clint's nose was up Luxon's bum. Yeah, mum would have killed me if I'd voted any other way. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Getting to know everyone that listens to the show a little bit more intimately one at a time. How can I get, get back to know, know, know, know

You better, better, baby I wanna get to know you Can you say Jess this morning? Morning Jess! Jess is a student nurse Morning! Morning! You drive a Kia Seltos

She's on her way to placement this morning She's a partner in two Rot Wheeler dogs and a little kitty cat Where are you placed Jess? I'm up at Waikato Hospital at the moment. Oh lovely. Is this your first placement? No, this is actually one of my second to last placements, so I'm due to sit state exam in November this year. So what placements have you had so far? I've had a range. I've been in corrections, I've been in orthopedics, I've been in endoscopy.

And so you're just doing the main hospital wards now? Yeah, we've had a range but we're coming up to our IP placement which is a 10 week placement and we kind of get to choose a good place. And what do you think? Hopefully we get to find it out soon. Should we try? Okay, so we know what Jess has been doing. I want us to guess what she's going to choose for her, like what she wants to be as a specialist. Oh, where she wants to be in her future. Okay, so Jess, what Jess has been doing. I want us to guess what she's going to choose for her Like what she wants to be. Oh, yeah, she wants to be in her future. Okay, so Jess you don't answer this

We're gonna have a little you don't we don't know much about her We know she's done endoscopy. Is that the one where it goes down the mouth or up the bum? Down the mouth. Sounds like the bum. Everywhere. Everywhere. And she's done. Did you say that you were for corrections as well at one point? Um, I did a placement at corrections. Yeah, and then general ward. So I was doing all my placements, so that probably doesn't help at all, but... Mmm. Okay.

Good luck. I'm going to say that Jess, I'm going to go curveball and probably throw away my guess. I'm going to say she wants to work in plastic surgery. Oh, okay. So she wants to do the surgeries and help out there. Well, that would not be the surgeon, but yeah, like we're in that sort of war. She'd be having a scalpel and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Okay. Yeah, I was gonna go private hospital. I think after seeing the public sector, she's like, I don't care what it is, I just want it to be private. And I think you got with the ones going down the mouth and stuff, you can go into private. Yeah, right.

Very easily, Southern Cross and stuff like that. Yeah, and I reckon that Jess likes the drama. Oh yeah, she likes the bitters. So she wants to go into the emergency stuff. She loves it, she likes fast paced. Wow, that is fast. She likes finding things, you know, the people coming in and she's like,

this is what it is. All right, Jess. Emergency, private or plastics? So if I'm actually right, can I choose two? Go on, you have double points. Okay, so big interest in critical care and your private care. So that's actually two of my choices for my IP placement. So the boys just by themselves?

Yes, they do. Sorry. Sorry, Meg, we need the points. So this is good. They do need the points, yeah. Great, what a answer. She's well ahead. Nice, yes.

I guess you do like the emergency wards and also like private. Yeah well done. Well that's what I'd be doing. You're going to be like cashed up and come November you're going to be rich. Oh I don't know about that. I don't know if there's many rich nurses. Yeah but you do a great job. You're rich in like, what's the word?

Fulfilment. Yeah absolutely. Yeah it's a rewarding jobilment. Yeah, absolutely. Have a great day today Jess as a nurse. We love you. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Make sure you hold your arm. Producers are great with your details. We'll get that voucher out to you. Go spend in store at Zed. More coffee, less milk. Try the short and punchy six ounce magic at Zed.

There's nothing better than a good nurse when you're in hospital. I remember when we were in hospital after my wife gave birth, they are just the best people. Like, it's so reassuring. Did you see them like a food platter afterwards or anything like I did? Absolutely not. That was a hot nurse you were talking to me about for ages afterwards. No, there was no hot ones. Oh, that's mean. They were lovely, but I wouldn't say I was. Not your type. Well, I'm married, so this frights close. Even if I was looking around. The Clint Megan Dan podcast.

It's Clint Megan Dan's. I saw a video going viral yesterday of a graduation speech over in America. And I thought it was a really lovely speech to start off with. I have an older brother and Chris, my brother Chris, who I'm very close with. And I love and adore and was lucky enough to have a close relationship my whole life with. Not as close as this guy. Not as close as this guy thankfully but I was at the start of it thinking as a sister what an incredible moment to see your brother I think this is a younger

brother though your brother saying these things about you publicly because so many brothers and sisters have like you know don't have that kind of open loving relationship and this is um quite loving. Very intimate would you say? Yeah yeah yeah take a listen you'll be able to hear where the speech goes terribly terribly wrong. A final thank you is for my wonderful sister that I've looked up to since the day I was born. There are infinite things I could thank you for. Always giving me advice, taking care of me, cheering me up, making me harder. No, sorry, whoa.

Making me laugh harder than anyone has ever made me laugh. Whoa. Pause, pause, I didn't mean it like that. That was a mistake. Hey, yo. All right. Okay. Okay.

All right, scratch that, scratch that, scratch that, scratch that, scratch that, scratch that, all right, all right. All right, moving on. Oh god, poor guy. Incredible. Incredible. Making me hard.

Yeah. And he could have just moved on and people would have just like snickered, but because he went, Whoa, no scratch that You know what though it made the speech memorable oh god didn't want me hadn't done that I would have been like boring speech It's gonna be yeah, he's never gonna live that down and will in fact definitely be having some sort of nickname for the rest of his life My first text to the bro would be like... Come on man.

Come on. Well it depends how much fun, it depends how close you are as friends. You'd be like, tell me about it bro. Yeah, yeah. You'd be like, sorry is my dress too revealing? Or maybe you wouldn't. It's very different sisters and brothers. It's just so different.

Yeah, if you're the sister you'd have to lean in there going, when you go out for family dinner, this isn't too revealing is it? Because I don't want you getting all you know like full sister. Even as a joke it's so yuck. It's so gross. It's so gross. Okay so Meg wanted to know. No I didn't I saw that. I said that.

They've got a hot sister. We're not going to take one blood sisters but I can kind of see it if you've got a step. Producer Nebio you've got a sister. Is she hot? Oh my god I flat with five boys. I get enough of see it if you've got a step. Producer Neepia, you've got a sister, is she hot? Oh my god, I flat with five boys, I get enough of this chat at home, I'm not taking it at work as well. I'm turning my mic off.

Okay. When I said she looks like Neepia with a wig on. When I said, is she hot? Yeah, so hot, yeah. When you went, oh my god, I was like, whoa, whoa, pump the brakes bro, you can just say yes. You can tell that me and Nipia are working with people that don't have sisters because it's just like,

we don't talk about this. None of my flatmates do either, and they bring it up all the time and it's disgusting. They need to put a sock in their mouth. Clint famously, obviously, that he reckons he'd find his sister hot because it would be him with a wig. So weird.

I didn't say the last bit, you assumed the last bit. You said that when we changed you AI to make you a woman, you found her hot. Yeah, so I mean you drew the blanks, you joined the dots. No, you said exactly that. I've always had the fantasy if my mum remarried and the guy she remarried had a daughter. Oh Dan, that's just disgusting. I've always had the dream of going down the hallway to her room. And the laundry.

Yeah, yeah. Or every room in the house. OK. You know. And we're secret, you know. We're not telling anyone. So you like Nepia and this guy. Do you have a hot sister?

And you're willing to admit it. 0800 THE EDGE or text us on 33423. No one's got her. It's so gross. And because you just don't get it, you guys don't get what it's like to have a sister. It's just not right. Matt's just ex.

I'm King to play. And I'll let you know tomorrow. No, that was for something else. Oh, right. Poor Matt. Yeah, poor Matt. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.

All right, if you got a hot sister. No! Or a brother. I'll wait under the edge. Clint Megan Dan. Let's go! It's Clint Megan Dan's. Watch your watchin'.

Oh, wait wait what? You gotta stop giving her turns on the phone. No I know but she asked me all the time, can I push the button this time? And I'm like go on. Yeah, okay, what you want to, what would you like to put on People's Raider as a recommendation? Yeah, Dan. Well, look, I've said it before and I'll say it again, Clarkson's Farm. Now, it's up to season four. And I guess this would appeal to the farming community in New Zealand,

because I guess... Well, if it doesn't, I don't know who would. Yeah, I know, but I'd imagine some farmers would watch and be like, oh, he's got it easy. He's got money behind him. He's got Amazon money, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, right. But it is such an entertaining watch of a man in his... I think he's in his late, or early 60s.

His old mud land. He's moving his way. I think Brad Pitt's in his early 60s. Oh yeah, but I think I've lived different lives. Age, age guesses please. I think he's 64. 69. 65.

So mid-60s, and he's only just started farming in the last four years, trying to fuddle his way through it. And I think that's the entertaining part of it. But he seems to do well. I gave it a nudge. I think I watched two or three episodes. He bought like a Lamborghini tractor. And I started watching and he was just doing farming stuff and I was like, yeah. I love Jeremy Clarkson. He's my favourite. Maybe that's key. Yeah.

But I mean, even like he was supposed to come into an appearance here when they launched the new season. People were losing their minds. Yeah, I was so excited too, but it then cancelled. My new favourite show, which I'm so excited about, there really is nothing like it when you get excited with your partner and you both like the same show and you're like, oh, we'll watch another episode tonight. Isn't that such a good feeling? I have one of them for you guys. It's called Sirens on Netflix. It's starring Megan Fay here. You might know her from White Lotus, but it's C-Lister. And it's about two sisters, Megan is one of them, older sister a little

more like roughed up and a younger sister who goes to work at a very very very very posh billionaire's house and becomes an assistant to them and through that it becomes almost a mystery of you're trying to figure out if there's any dark stuff happening. Feels almost White Lotus mixed with Desperate Housewives. Wow. Keep on trying me. Listen up everyone. It is Labor Day weekend.

The Kells are entertaining every day. All details flow through me. There's a transient person at the house asking for you. She's carrying hot garbage. She says she's your sister. No, no, no. By Desperate Housewives, I mean in the way that, you know when you watch Desperate Housewives, everything was beautiful.

Everyone was beautiful. You're a stereo lane. And it was just nice to watch. It gives me that feeling. But also, it's meant to be quite dark with touches of funny. It's not laugh out loud funny, but there are definitely characters that, oh, I'm just, I'm so happy because I'm loving it. Is it one of those shows where it seems perfect

on the surface and then there's like a dark, Yes. messy underbelly. Absolutely. And you're going, yeah, it's got a great cliffhanger at the very end. It's a limited series, so it's all done once it's done. Yeah. Meg's just said, Sirens are so good Meg.

Yeah, it is a bit like Stepford Wives, if you've seen them. And we can watch that on Netflix. Yeah, nice and easy. We can just have Netflix. Just as important, I think, as a recommendation, is a discouragement of a show that you got to the end of and watched.

And you were like, what a waste of my bloody time. And now you go around preaching to anyone that will listen to stay the hell away from this show. I watched three seasons of a show that I'm going to tell you to stay away from next. Oh god you've done heavy lifting there. I know because I thought there was only one or two seasons then I realised there was a third and now I realise at the end of the third season there's another season. It's from the writers of Lost I should have known.

Oh M. Night Shyamalan. Is that him? Yeah that's his name down there. I just have lost, I should have known. Oh, M. Night Shyamalan. Is that him? Yeah, that's his name, now that. Yeah. Yeah. He's done a couple of goodies, but then a couple of clangers.

It's just, you know those shows where it's like, more question marks than tying up loose ends. And you just know less and less and less when you're trying to watch more episodes to learn more and more and more. It's Clint, Megan Dams. What you're watching. Always watching. This is gonna give people PTSD if you are watching and you were trying to watch more episodes to learn more and more and more. It's Clint Megan Danz. Watcha watchin'? Always watchin'.

This is gonna give people PTSD if you are watching the show that I was going to discourage you from getting amongst. And I blame Nixon, who used to do the afternoon show here on the edge. I blame him, he put me onto it. He was like, oh, did you guys just get into Lost? Ah, I think I know. Remember months ago he came in.

Is it the one I'm thinking of that I gave up after two EPs? Yeah, and I actually never started it because you guys started it before me, but he sold it so well that it was gonna be amazing. Clint, how did you persevere with the show? I was a dad, started early. You got two or three EPs in, you're like,

bro, it started with a hiss and a roar and then went nowhere, right? You should have listened to me. I got to the end of that season and I thought it was just one season, then I was like, oh my God, there's a second one to me! I got to the end of that season and I thought it was just one season. Then I was like, oh my god, there's a second one. And when I went to the second season, I realised there was a third one. What is it?

But why wouldn't you stop watching? This is the difference between you and I. I've invested the time so I feel like if it does get better, it was worth it. So I'm all or nothing. So I'm like, if I bail now, it was a waste of my time. But if I keep going, it might come right. I can't remember the name. It's called From and it's on TV and Z+, and when you listen to the trailer, don't get

tempted to watch it, because it does sound good. You said this place couldn't break you. That's what she said. Let's see. You're so strong. You're so strong. No, no, no, no, no, no. I know, I know, I know, I know. Is that like a zombie town? The premise is kind of like you're just driving along and then everyone hits this tree, right? You end up finding-

A lot of shows have started like that, actually. You kind of end up in a funny place and you don't know how to get out. Yeah, and you turn around and you go back and then you realize you just keep driving keep driving around around you keep driving through the same town and you're on a loop and you can't escape this town and then everyone starts freaking out and then everyone who lives in the town who's been through the exact same thing has to try and calm the people in the car yeah and so they're stuck in this place yeah and they realize that if they don't get inside at night these things come out and they'll kill them amazing I love the premise so why did it's a great premise. So why did it go so wrong, Clint?

It's because at the end of season one, rather than giving you answers to all these questions you have about why does that happen? How come the talisman and this little rock that keeps you safe inside the house, why does that work? And then there's these little ghost kids and they keep coming out saying weird things and you're like, who are they?

And what are they saying? And then there's bottles hanging from a tree and that dinging around and you go oh what are the bottles mean and then there's these faraway trees where you jump in the tree and it's almost like a portal where you'll appear in this random place right. You've lost me already. I'm here. Season 2 there are more questions without any of the answers to those questions and one of the ladies actually finds a way where she goes back to the real world. And she's like, oh my god, then no one believes her because they think she's crazy.

And then within 24 hours, she's back in the town again with no... Because she gets in an ambulance. Does she get in a tree? She gets in an ambulance and the ambulance is driving, then it's the same tree that puts them back in the town. Unbelievable. And then season three, I'm like, this is going to be the end because there's only three seasons, right?

I get to the end. Yeah. What are the answers? More, more, more questions. One chick is pregnant, she gives birth to a zombie baby. A zombie baby? And you're like, does she have sex with a zombie?

No. And then, She's got a bit of a kink. I sound like she had sex with a zombie. And then it's, no, because she got married in the town, so she shouldn't have been cheating. Okay, you need to stop talking,

because it's confused the hell out of me. Then it literally just ended, and I was like, what the hell? And I googled it and it said season 4 coming in 2026. Kim has texted and said you have to keep watching it's going to go to good. I just finished the most recent season. No, I finished the most recent season Kim. Yes, I was captivated by it but there are too many question marks and not enough loose ends tied off. It's like they don't know how they're going to finish it so they just keep making it more and more crazy.

Yeah, a lot of pretty little liars, they keep just like not giving you extra answers. The thing that switched me off, two-pronged, okay? The first thing was the acting was shocking in it. Okay, so I was like, I can't deal with this. The second thing, there was a scene in it where they were escaping from zombies and the car got a flat tire.

But instead of driving on the flat tire, instead of getting out of the car, they decided to jump out of the car in front of the zombies just because it's got a flat tire. Yeah, you could drive on a rim for a little while. It was, yeah, anyway, it was just a badly written show. Yeah, it's series of hours of boredom. Okay, so, what you're watching Wednesday, conclusions. Don't watch From, don't really bother with Season 2 of Last of Us, it's nowhere near as good as Season season one. Okay that's interesting because I love season one and I'm yet to watch. To be fair I think if you're a player of the game then you'll really hate

season two which we are players of the game Dan but Dactclint you might like it because you don't know what it's comparing to. True. So I think you might like it more it's the people like me and Dan that love the game that are really disappointed but definitely watch sirens on Netflix. Yeah if you really want to watch last of us just watch the first season because that are really disappointed, but definitely watch Sirens on Netflix. Yeah, if you really want to watch Last of Us, just watch the first season, because that's really well done. The second season they've just butchered it. But they've butchered the storyline. You still might like it.

Okay. And watch Sirens. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky Boop. The Edge 10K. K-P-P-Money. Kia ora, good morning. Bang on 7 o'clock, Clint, Meg and Dan.

Anna wants to go to Disneyland. Yay! Have you been before? Anna, would this be your first time? Sorry? Have you been to Disneyland? No, oh yes, once, many years ago. I'd like to take my children. Awesome, okay.

Well, that's really all up to you, whether your kids get to go or not. It's up to Mum. Are you ready? I'm ready. It's game time. Me's going to hit you with 10 questions. She's going to give you a letter. Your answer must start with that letter. You have 30 seconds. And if you get all 10 right without repeating any answers, you're going to go home with $10,000 in cash.

Let's do this, Hannah. Anna, your letter... OK. Your letter is L. L, OK. Good luck. Name an electric item. L.

Pass. A star sign. Libra. A body of water. Pass. A star sign. Libra. A body of water. Pass. A breed of dog. Cleberdor. Something you switch on.

Light. A Justin Bieber song. Pass. A type of alcohol. Ow. Pass. A medicine. Oh bugger. Damn. Medicine. Bugger.

Damn. I'd be lying if I said you went well. You just phrase. You do just phrase. Electric items could have been laptop or lamp, body of water, lagoon or lake. Justin Bieber songs, Love Yourself, Let Me Love You. And then alcohol was like Lemoncello, lager. Could you have said liquor there? Liquor.

Type of alcohol. Yeah. Oh, no, I mean, don't you worry. I went with you there, Anna. I was like answering very similar answers to what you were. And I was blanking on the same ones too. It's tricky, man. Yeah, you got three and you had four passes.

So, I think you can afford to pass once or twice. Actually, yeah, we've done A-Meg, where we've passed once or twice. Once you can afford to pass once or twice actually yeah we've done a Meg where we've passed once or twice once you do your third pass you know you're in tricky territory I'm sorry but you can keep playing and calling through your next chance to play is coming up at 9 this morning 8 8 this morning Sometimes Meg just gets her numbers mixed up

you know what's right It's a worry it's my job to read these things We'll have a coincidence on the story and if one ever happens to you we have this show Sorry, you said I love this coincidence on the story. Oh did I? And you would never even let me get past that. Yeah good on you Meg for calling him out. Good on ya. I let mistakes go past. Get away with that, not get past that.

Yeah shit. Who am I working with? Is it something with a short week? There's a lot of weird stuff going on eh? Would you say it's coincidental Clint? I don't know, maybe not enough weird stuff. Here's some of the best ones we had from last week. When I was 12 days old, I was adopted out.

When I was 18, I met my birth mother and we were talking about, you know, how I was growing up and we actually worked out that when I was eight years old, she was actually the postie delivering letters in my street when I was living there. Shut up! No, that's amazing. Yeah, that's amazing!

Yeah, that was so freaky. Your real mum was driving past your... Probably seen you grow up and play in the front yard and even knew that was her biological daughter. Daily! Yeah. Oh wow. Your dad, that was the best.

That is incredible. It was so amazing. I genuinely, nothing makes me happier than a good coincidence. Like a real meaty, juicy coincidence. Have you ever been to a buffet? Oh, that'd be up there. If someone told me a coincidence while I'm at Valentine's.

Oh, my goodness me. Good day, good day. This one came through late last week and we didn't get a chance to talk about it. We're going to try and get them on this morning, but... I don't know if they want to be anonymous, we're going to gonna say they're anonymous when I was in the early stages of dating my spouse I brought them to my hometown of Geraldine to meet my parents while looking at an old family photo album She pointed out a picture and said how do you know this man? I answered? That's my uncle and she said no That's my uncle. Oh no turns out her mother's sister. Now. This is where we go on no. Turns out her mother's sister now this is where we

go on here we go her mother's sister married my mother's brother. No. That's like brother and sister. Oh no sorry her. That's brother and sister getting married Dan. Turns out her. Your mother's sister and your mother's brother getting married. That's your mother's brother and sister getting married. No, her mother's sister married his mother's brother. Right, okay. Yeah, so there's no way, so even though they were married, they weren't related. It was too separate. You imagine if you were getting it on. But she had an uncle.

And then you found out you were related after. I reckon that's happening a lot in Geraldine though. Okay. A lot of sort of in-breed stuff. Small town, yeah. Less options. Yeah. Okay, well if you've got a great coincidence

that you've been sitting on for years or even just the last few days, I went 100 the edge, give us a call and let us know. I love, even Paul says, check your Insta DMs. So people are sliding into our DMs, so we'll go and have a look. It's a coincidence, baby.

We love a good coincidence on the show Yeah we do, so Dan Love love love And can I just be specific? A good coincidence Oh dear So Dan, I need you to put your smiley face on I mean, when do I not have my smiley face on?

And open up your mind to having the idea that a birthday coincidence is a good thing Just please. It depends on the birthday because some can be pretty impressive. People are born on the same days all the time. Please. OK. OK. I'll be open-minded. Hi, Michaela. What's your coincidence?

Hi. So my older half-sister was born on the 1st of March, and we're 12 years different in age, and I was born on the 1st of June. Not a coincidence so far. Hey Dan, wait. I hope Miguel is not finished. Yeah shut up Dan. I was born on the 1st of June, which happens to be my mum's best friend's birthday.

I was meant to be born in May, but I kind of held on. And then when she had my brother, he was meant to be born on the 3rd of July, but he held on until the 12th of July and was born on my nana's birthday. It's not bad to know from me. Oh Daniel, you said that you were gonna be over-minded about anything.

Michaela, and I love you, let me just preface this right now. I think you're awesome. I really, really do. I think your coincidence sucks, but I think you're a cool person. And I don't think we should take away from that. Here is what a great coincidence story sounds like. This one from last week, if you missed it. My mum was a volunteer ambulance nurse and she went to an accident with an air truck

where a car crossed the road and hit the air truck. Terrible story. And then years and years and she won't remember that because we just got a rescue helicopter so it's one of those family memories. Yeah, right. Yeah. And then fast forward Newtown, 20 years later, my husband was like, oh, you know, I was driving an egg truck. And I was like, Shut up!

I know, really. And he got hit by a car in the exact same accident that your mum was the ambulance driver of and went to the scene of your future husband. Wacky eyes. Oh my god. That is good. Now that is a good coincidence.

Because the chances of all those things coming together are very slim. I like Dan being the bad guy because sometimes I do agree with him. So I like that he upholds a good standard for this bit. He hides behind you. Don't double down. Whenever Michaela's gone, his story wasn't that good. She's still listening. Clint, he didn't have the guts to say it to her face.

How are we ever going to get people calling on the show? Right, Sarah, morning. I'm just saying we want to hear from everyone, but for this segment there needs to be a standard. Hi Sarah, are you brave enough to say a coincidence with these two? I am. It's not a coincidence for me, but my best friend, her ex-husband, he remarried. And he remarried a girl with the exact same name and the exact same birthday. Ooh, now that's interesting. So pretty much, if you believe in star signs, he married the same girl.

Yeah. Really. But did he have just a bit of a thing for the girls with the same name? I don't think that's a thing is it? No. Not that I know of. No. Okay. Yeah I mean it's it is interesting and I'd say it is it does fall under the umbrella of coincidence. It's not blown me away. Okay what about this one this person just texted. Let's say Dan you and I are friends. Okay. Hypothetically. Hypothetically, it's hard to imagine. Okay, and then, me and you were talking about

what our grandfathers did, and they were both in the war. And then we found out your granddad was a guard for my granddad, who was in prison. Were they fighting on separate sides? Yeah, so this person takes and said, my friend's grandfather was in war, just the same as mine. One was the guard for the other who was in prison. A prisoner of war.

I think that's pretty good. Because here's the thing. Didn't have the same birthday. Years later, yeah, they didn't have the same birthday, but years later, you're descendants of those two people, and for some reason you've got talking about them, and you've put two and two together. That's pretty cool.

Right. Right? But I think overall. Oh, what about this one? When I was 16 in high school, the firefighters came to school because the fire alarm went off and we all got to meet the firefighters. Oh, okay, Kate, ask the hot firefighter for a photo.

This has to be our last one, Kate. We're, no pressure, but we've done a very long break. The firefighter's there, you were chatting to him. You asked if firefighter for a photo. This has to be our last one, Kate. We're with the, no pressure, but we've done a very long break. So the firefighter's there, you were chatting to him, you asked if you could have a photo, you were 16, then what happened? Then 10 years later, the photo popped up on my Snapchat memories, and I realised

that the hot firefighter in the photo was my now partner of four years. She's done it! Thank you for the hell of a coincidence! Kate. Who would have thought that was even possible? What's your age difference? I'm six years.

Oh, and she got better! Good. All right, now. Wow! A socially acceptable coincidence. Yay! Marry a firefighter! Wow!

Wow, that's bloody good, Kate. Thank you for saving the bit. We'll be back next week. Mm. Now that is probably one of the best coincidences of that. We're just gonna scare people off. I feel like we should start with mild ones. Nothing interesting about a mild one, Meg. The attenuon leaves it. Alright, Meg's got a scandal at day. We'll get to next.

Wow! Would you like to know exactly the breast implants that Kylie Jenner has? Dan? It's not something that I really... Okay well I do, yes I do, I just thought I could hide behind you again. Dammit. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg. Kylie Jenner just feels like a GB at the moment. She seems super happy, she's always smiling and laughing. She showed a photo of what she's packing for her latest trip with her boyfriend Tim for her latest trip yeah yeah sorry for her latest trip and everything is

NYX themed which is blue and orange so she's got like the NYX top and the NYX sneakers and stuff. Shellamay is the biggest NYX fam. Something else I noticed there is that she's got him for blue and orange lingerie that was also hidden in the suitcase. So she's just been like the coolest, you know, girlfriend ever. And she's even buying her undies and stuff matching her boyfriend's favourite team. Just like in a good place. When you say that she's happy now, has she not been happy in the past?

No maybe she has, but like this is the first time she feels normal. She does seem, they do seem like a just normal couple. When previously you're right, she was one of those people who are kind of like, she seems like Cindy Brady. Can't read her, yeah, yeah, walls up and it just seems like she's just loving her life at the moment. And somebody, some influencer, I'm gonna play you the audio here, did a little shout out on her TikTok asking, which nobody thought she'd reply to, Kylie, a very intimate question. Girl, please can you just tell us,

I promise you, my followers, lovely, safe space on here. Please can you just tell me slash us slash anyone that's interested what it is that you asked for when you had your boobs done. To me, you have got what I am looking for to have done in terms of a boob job. It's the most perfect natural looking boob job ever. They're still big, but whatever way you've had the implants, if they are implants or if you had fat transfer, To me it is perfection. That is what

I aspire mine to look like. And so Kylie responded like randomly she said 445 cc moderate profile half under the muscle silicone garth fischer hope this helps lol. That sounds like a tire. I know. Like if I went to bow repairs and asked for that. I'm surprised about that because a lot of the time when girls around the office go oh where'd you get that top from? A lot of you won't even tell each other that because you don't want to be wearing the same shirt and she's gonna be wearing the same. And now everyone's gonna go down with the same boobs. Yeah. I just think that's what I mean. I feel like she's just like chilling out. She's like, oh well. I guess she doesn't know us. It's not like she's gonna be hanging out with her and they've got the exact same boat

Also, I like that the people that celebrities like her admitting now getting this stuff done like back like ten years ago It was taboo age. Oh, no, I've had filler or I've had a lot younger But she was really scared to even admit she had lip fillers at one point and now she's just like yeah I've got my boobs done. Yeah, I think it's great. it's... I mean, she can't be like, no, these are natural. She could have though, but she can. Of course, people claim weirder things. Yeah. Clinda, at least admit that you've had your teeth

whitened once in a while. Yeah. But not for ages. Not for a long, long time. Would you get your boobs done, Meg? Would I get my boobs done? Oh God, yeah, I think after this, depending on if they're down to my knees and stuff and I had the money I might like get them right back down to your knees. No no. But also I would love to be in a place that afterwards I just think like no

matter what it looks like it's like this body made to human beings and it is incredible and that's what I'm aiming for but I also understand the pressure after you. Yeah it's like having like a car, and you're like, you've had this car like your whole life and you love it and whatever, but sometimes you still might want to treat it and give it a new paint job or get some new tires and then you don't love the car anymore.

It's not in the plan, it's not in the works. And, but yeah, I guess I'll move a cent here. Did you notice how Clint related your boobs to a car just then? Yeah, that was interesting, wasn't it?mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm too far like... What do you mean? Why are they good boobs? Why are you just me with like a basic Lambo or Ferrari? No, he's got all the options on this Lambo. Oh yeah, it's V12. Basic. Everyone looks at a Lambo Meg, but then they all say,

what a loser. Oh, I think so. Everyone does that. Everyone does. You're one of those Lambos that's not a loser. No, everyone does, douchebag, as he drives off. Okay, you got me. Okay. Clip, Meg and Dan. It's always good to just take stock, isn't it Meg?

Just to take a breather, find out what's happening in our lives. If you haven't been keeping up, my nine-year-old daughter has a new boyfriend. It's her second-ever boyfriend. Is that how young kids are getting boyfriends and girlfriends? Yeah, but I don't, because I asked my daughter

what her nine-year-old boyfriend girlfriends do. Yeah. She's able to just hang out at lunch and write each other notes. Ooh, have you seen the notes? What's the difference between a boy who's a friend and a boyfriend then? Well, I think they just... It feels different. Like they call each other boyfriend and I don't know, she gets all...

I'll be driving along. I won't say his name, let's just call him... Patrick. Barry. Choose one of them. Barry or Patrick? Patrick. Let's call him Patrick. Just to keep him anonymous, because you know, he doesn't necessarily want his life all over the radio. And I go, oh there's Patrick! And my daughter goes, where, where, where? Like flies out of her chair looking out the radio. And my son, who's friends with Patrick, goes, he's just winding you up. So I'm loving that but it just I don't know it gets a rise out of her like she's very excited if she thinks he's around and whatever. Anyway, um the cutest thing cuz

my wife and his mum know each other. Okay, so we converse with his parents. Oh, that's handy. Yeah, right. Yeah, that's handy. So you get the inside goss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was talking to his mum and asked her if she thinks that he should talk to Cammie's dad and ask if it's okay to date his daughter. It's a bit late now. It's like the hand in marriage going on right now.

It's like, you already dated mate. Yeah, but now he's like, should I really should have asked before we got this deep into this relationship. He's obviously heard somewhere that you're supposed to ask before you get married, you go talk to the dad, I don't know who's been talking to, but he's obviously gone, oh damn it I didn't do that. So now he's asking mum if he should talk to me and see if it's okay to ask or to go out with my daughter. Or you have to record that conversation if he does. No, I can't. You have to. I can't.

He can't. With Patrick. You can't, you can't. Mind the kid. You mind your kids. You can't, you can't. Yes, it is too late, but they do say better late than never. And I was like, how sweet is that, that this nine year old boy is thinking about whether he should be asking the girl's dad

to date the daughter first. Does it all feel too grown up or is he just growing up quickly? I think it's a mix but nine is very early. Okay I'll say this, when you talk about this a little bit behind the scenes, I'm not worried about it because she's nine and it's like harmless and so I'm genuinely not worried about now but I am a little anxious about what the age is that I need to start worrying about it. Because I don't know what that is. And what you don't want to realise is the age is already gone

and you should have been having conversations that you haven't been having with your daughter. I don't know, 10, 11, 12? 12, 13. I reckon the rate it's going, 11, is your worry time. Yeah, probably the good time to first start, 12 maybe. Although she's already met a nice guy. Too early for promise rings.

Okay, I haven't heard any chat about promise rings. But that's what I mean, like, you know, Dan back in his day, he was doing promise rings. I know. I don't know what they do at home. I was promising themselves to me. Back in my day, in Lower Hutt, 13 was probably too late. Really? Really? Yeah, and I'm not being, yeah, heart, 13 was probably too late. So, yeah, and I'm not, yeah, yeah, that was like years ago, so I don't know if it's stayed, that's just a one-off, a wild,

or if you do need to talk to kids that early, I think you should always have an open conversation. Yeah, maybe let us know, 3343, maybe it's worth chatting about this a little bit more at some point. Parents that have gone before me, my canary down the mind going if you're having the conversation at 11...

Boyfriends, girlfriends, boyfriends, boyfriends, girlfriends, girlfriends. Yeah, yeah. Because you also don't want to make it a big thing when it's just your nine year old daughter who's just got a crush and it's just fun and you don't want to make it really serious because you might scare your kid into making them think it's something that it's not yet. Girls had courties when I was nine, I wasn't even thinking about them, to be honest, I didn't get a girlfriend until I was 24. Yeah, I don't think I can take you as an example,

you're an exception, darling. They had cooties for many, many years after that also. I remember lining up and watching my friends kiss their boyfriends at like 12, 11, 12 at school. You were just watching? Yeah, we all were, there'd be a crowd. Oh, weird. Okay, again, lower heart, maybe I should talk later. It's a bit crunkish. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh all would. There'd be a crowd. Weird. Okay, again, lower heart. Maybe I should talk either.

It's a bit crunkish. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. On the show yesterday, just after eight o'clock, if you weren't listening, you would have missed us. Talk about this. An idea. So I like the whole clubbing and like-

The environment. I like it all. But could we shift it to earlier? I'm saying I would like to do it if we can. Why can't we actually have like a nightclub that's early? Like a night- Before you take off for the year maybe. Yeah.

And I've heard this is actually quite popular. There are places that do it and they pop up and there are tours. New York and stuff. And also coming to New Zealand. Yeah, there's one early bird club going all around, Aussie. And then they're just coming for one night in Parmy. And then they go back to Australia. Which is weird, does Parmy like to go to bed early?

And here's the thing, Meg. I'm with you. I like to go to bed early? And here's the thing Meg, I'm with you. I like to be in bed at a certain time. In the meeting I had with Danny wasn't. I like to be in bed. I think you guys have been meeting behind my back. But, I think you're doing yourself a disservice. Okay, you're about to have your second kid. Ooh, go on, this is feeling like Rocky Path

for you to say how I should be feeling in my body right now. Well I'm kind of coming along with the ride with you. Hey, hey, hey, let him mansplain it. Sorry, go on. This is feeling like Rocky, Rocky Path for you to say how I should be feeling in my body right now. Well I'm kind of coming along with the ride with you. Hey, hey, hey, let him mansplain it. Sorry, thank you. Okay, so you have been eight months pregnant before. Go on. Okay. Why not? This is your last soiree. This is your last kind of thing before. For a while. Excuse me, I'm not dying. For a while.

I will also... Let's not end it at 8.30. Let's push it out a few hours. Let's finish it at midnight. What was... Okay, hold on a second. That's just clubbing. Why would I do that? The whole idea was that I was going to bed early because I can't last.

But we will make you last. Here's the thing. This is the challenge for Clinton and I and the listeners as a general group of people. Because we understand you'll be sober because you're one of those mums who's chosen not to drink while pregnant. Controversial. Well yeah they all should. But again it's a choice. So we thought it would be great to all party one last time, one big hurrah, rather than eight o'clock, like a big sin. She's not dying though, but she said that. But again, it's gonna be trickier for you

because you're gonna be sober and exhausted with the baby and stuff. So collectively- Yeah, that's why I wanted to earlier. Yeah, but that's why now we're willing to step up as friends and go above and beyond just to keep you out. Oh, but I wanted my friends to come up earlier with me and yet somehow.

And we will be there early and also late. Okay, so what could you possibly, I'm exhausted, I fall asleep at like 8.45. Do you, you're not narcolepsy, you're not bad. You don't just instantly fall asleep. We can keep you awake. You can't keep, we can't. Pregnant people add energy drinks.

No. Not even a cheeky little people? Oh my god. What if we come up with all the different roles for each person on the team and how they're gonna make your night incredible so you're gonna want to stay out later than midnight. Honestly you would have to do something amazing to make me not want to go home, have a hot shower and go to bed. Anybody can come with us right now, you could be listening and you could come along on this night. Call us now, 0800 THE EDGE. What can you bring Meg in terms of help for keeping her up till midnight? Producer Carl's got an idea already.

The hot shower thing, what if we bought the hot shower to you for the night? So halfway through, you can have your hot shower. Jesus, the solar shower. But that's to go to sleep. Oh, no, no, no. That's like a hot shower to make, you know, before I sleep. What if you need to take a load off, sit down for a bit? Someone could just walk around with a chair. Just everywhere you go.

Like a camp like one of the Bunnings campings. Yeah, that would be helpful. That would be helpful. Okay. Yeah, so you can sit whenever you need to sit. Someone's status text her saying, Meg, I'll massage your feet during the night. That would also be helpful.

They swell up, they make my husband call some thudders. So there is the early bird thing, but a lot of people are doing that now. We thought we could do like Meg out till midnight. And the reason why we thought that would work- She had just taken my idea and just completely thrown it in the bin

and gone we want to stay out late Your idea just shifted the four hour window But that's just clubbing But we've already come up with the name Meg Out Till Midnight I feel like you came up with the name first and then you went backwards from there and then like literally thrown every art thing out on the bit. Really? There we go.

And we get it. We'll get Cassie to do that properly. Yeah. So we've only got the song and the intro, it feels like it's... It screams that you guys just came up with the name and then we've worked backwards from there. Yeah, I sort of regret the name in a way. That's the only regret I have about it though.

Meg out till midnight. Cassie, if you are listening, yes, and you have some time this week, it'd be great if Yeah, I sort of regret the name in a way. That's the only regret I have about it though. Meg Out Till Midnight. Cassie, if you aren't listening, yes, and you have some time this week, it'd be great if you could re-record that for us. Adam said he'll bring a chair. Brilliant. We've got the chair, we'll go from one to another. What can you bring to help Meg's experience for one last two rounds? Meg Out Till Midnight, the idea is kind of pivoted from Early Birds, where Meg was going to do one last clubbing session between 4pm and 8pm. That's a pivot. We looked at a lot of clubs Meg and not a lot of them are open at 4pm.

But that's why you, the idea was to make one. That was the idea. Too much, we haven't got the budget. Hard to make a club. Yeah, you can't build a pub. I like Sinead's idea. Sinead takes it and says why not Meg out till mid 9pm. I like that.

I like that. But it's too early. That's more me. No like the name. I like that. But it's too early. That's more me. No, midnight works. Would it help if, cause it feels kind of like a Cinderella story, like you have to be in bed by midnight

in case you turn into a pumpkin and stuff. Dan, I could pick you up in a horse and cart, make you like a really special. And Massey. And they will have a pumpkin costume ready for when it goes midnight. Or we could have, I thought this would make it fun for me

if I was gonna go home. A new outfit every hour. So every hour, you know, if it's getting to like 9.40, you wanna go home, you know, in 20 minutes, you're gonna get a new outfit. I love that you guys are thinking. It's a surprise each time. What would make me,

I love that that's how you're thinking, what would make you stay out, Glen? It is near impossible to find anything that is clubbing appropriate for an eight month pregnant woman. So you're trying to find multiple outfits. Here's the thing, I know you're worried about being on your feet a lot of the time because you're pregnant and that's fair enough. And they really hurt and they swell by the end of the day. What if we made some sort of rigging system where it's like a sling for your belly.

So it's maybe tied around your head or it's on wheels or something where it takes the load off. So you- You can get them called smiley belts. Smiley belt, let's get her a smiley belt. Not quite clubbing. I don't know. I've never seen one wear them in the club.

People go like, what's wrong with her? Okay, what about Shai? You've got an idea of what you could be in charge of to improve Meg's experience? Yeah I was just wondering what are Meg's favourite snacks? Like I would bring a bag of snacks that had all her favourites and just carry that around for her. A lot of people are saying this. You guys all know me very well that I will need some sort of food to keep me going.

Well rather than doing a round of drinks we just do a round of like fresh tapas every hour. I love it. What am I like? If somebody else is just texting saying, promise Meg snacks, that would work. There's four people have gone, give her snacks. What is this message I've sent out? Here's the thing, I think if we know she's starting to dwindle, we're like, God, she's going Clint, get the pizzas in.

And then she goes, then the pizzas arrive, Meg's like, I'm back. The problem is, I just, you guys are gonna need a minder for me, because I'll ghost. I'm not, I'm- Oh yes, we talked about this. We're all on shifts. So Dan, be nine til nine thirty, I'm til nine thirty til ten,

Nifea might be ten til ten thirty. Oh, Nifea's got the hardest one. So I don't think I'm gonna get past Clint. What if we handcuff each other to her? Right. If we're handcuffed so she can't escape. Because then we thought you'd be on Ghostwatch. I think you'll be arrested if you see a pregnant woman

hobbling about with a smiley belt on, like literally trying to a man. Going, I wanna go home. I think you might get arrested. Okay. But yeah, if you wanted to be, if you wanted listening to do a half hour shift on me Ghostwatch, but again, it's a massive responsibility

because if she disappears when you're on Ghostwatch, she'll ruin the whole night. I don't care if you're a listener or whatever. I have no loyalties to you. I will ghost if I can get out of it. Hayden said he's willing to come along and be your durry roller. Oh, thanks for that, Hayden.

She's all the way up to Snooze Off as a personal roller. Yeah, thanks for that, Hayden. Great. Have you rolled durries for Meg before Hayden? Yes, that's what I have. Yeah right. She had to give up, she was a pack a day, but now she's pregnant she can't.

Also someone said another food based one, cheese platter. Yeah so snacks is good, Stacey your one is also good, massage and feed at certain times. That's not a bad idea. Stacey would you be prepared to do that and also carry the chair? Both? No, that's too much. Absolutely. That's too much for one.

Just another mum supporting another mum, you know? Bless you, Stacey. So at any point she wants to sit, you just pull out the camping chair, she sits down and you massage the feet, and then we're off to the next bath. Everything to escape. And the snack table, right there.

Oh, actually, if we get Bessical involved, they're in the Auckland CBD and have you seen them cycling around as like 12 friends? It sounds like you guys just want to go out for a night out and somehow get free drinks through the box. We call it Meg Stag do. My baby shower? Yeah. My baby shower's clubbing. Wow. And we could have cheese platters they have tables on the Bersicle actually if you are tied to the company bicycle, flick us a message. Yeah. Oh, 800 Edge and let us know. I do like this one.

Somebody seeks in who understands my situation saying I have a toddler and I'm eight months pregnant. I would need to know that somebody is coming to my house between the hours of 5am and 7am when my toddler's up for the day. Same here. And look after said toddler, because then I could be up. Yeah, we'll sort that and we'll sort a hotel room for the night for you by yourself. Does that get you across the line? Who's looking after the baby? Oh some kid.

Or her father to be fair. Probably. Okay sweet. Oh so you just have a hotel room to yourself? Yeah and Stacey will massage your feet while you're there. You and Stacey in a hotel room together. Oh the hotel room has her quiet now. She's proper thinking now. Yeah okay. Let's just call it there, she's in. Okay, me out till midnight. I watch the space. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.

Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K E. Today might be the day we get your chance to win 10K. Meg will give you a letter between E and Z and you have 10 questions and you have 30 seconds to give her 10 answers starting with that letter. Sounds easy. Cat needs a holiday. Cat, you could be seconds away from winning one for yourself.

Your letter this morning is E. E. You happy with an E? You happy with an E? You happy with an E? I'll take E. Okay, okay. You know you can pass in everything? Yeah.

Okay, we'll come back to it if we have time. No repeated answers. Your time will start at the end of Meg's first question. Let's go, Kat, come on. Name something you'd eat. E. A number. Eight. A character.

Oh my gosh. Um... Something you'd wear. Earring? Something with a tail. Oh my gosh. Pass. An airline. A what sorry? Airline. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes. Planes A character they had Elsa, Elmo, Ernie, you know, cartoon character. I was thinking Eleanor.

Something with a tail, Elephant, isn't that a tail? Of course. And Earline is Emirates, probably the main one. I'm sure there was other ones. That's alright. Sorry, Kat. Sorry, Kat. It's hard once you're in there.

This is one of those games that you listen when you're driving to work and you're like, that is easy. And then you get on air and it's much more difficult. Alright, you need to just play us at 3pm this afternoon. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. We've got a special guest in the studio with us this morning. Alright, I hope he's not playing favourites already because I did see you held Meg's hug for a lot longer than you did mine.

No, he didn't. He did. Well, are you pregnant? No. Exactly. I whispered, like, you know, how are you going? Oh my god, this must be so good, like in your ear. You love babies though.

You love kids. I do like kids actually. I thought that was a thing. If I got that wrong. No, I think it's good to put it out there. No. I'm not, like I think it's good press. No, why?

If I got you mixed up, I'd be... Certainly babies is better than, you love children. You know, like I think it sounds good. I don't hate, I don't want kids. No. But I think when you don't want them, you're like, oh, you must hate them. I'm like, I'm not like that.

I thought you liked kids. Have you had the discussion with your partner? Cause have you had that discussion that you don't want kids? I always find that an interesting one to have. Well, we've tried and yeah, we just haven't had any luck. And so we're done, we've done everything. You know, we thought, what are we doing wrong here?

And so yeah, eventually, you know, I guess God just gives you the answer. And so you take it, yeah, it's res. It's his account, I don't know. But if people are like, wonder what's going on, you're back on tour again. I know. You tour more than Beyonce.

You got, well, like if you're not touring, you're not earning any money. Yeah, true. I gotta do comedy to pay for my expensive gay life. I've just finished my Australia tour so now I'm back. And I'm like, well if I've got this great show I may as well bring it around the country again. But I reckon maybe a year off next year. Oh you're gonna have a year off?

I don't know, it's a lot of comedy. I'm just looking at the ten shows. Tauranga, Rotorua, Christchurch, Kere Kere, Whangarei, Nelson, Dunedin, Wellington, Hamilton, Auckland. She's Kere Kere. Kere Kere's sweeped in there, eh? Yeah. It's big centres and then old Kere Kere's there. How do they get that?

What will you do for a year? That's every comedian's worst nightmare, that question. What are you gonna do when you're not doing comedy? Sorry about that. I don't know. Just keep my head above the water and keep good mental health. Yeah.

Where do you stay when you travel around the country on these tours? What's your accommodation like? Oh that's a really great question. Mine was shit but it was good to know. I think it says a lot about your financial situation, how bougie you are. Well it all comes out of your pocket. You want to go for a sort of quality in. Not a comfort.

So it might have a continental breakfast. Ooh. Exactly. You're not doing motels though are you? You're doing hotels. I don't mind a motel. I love a motel. That's really about it.

Something nostalgic. I agree. I love having an old man be like, now do you know how to work the remotes? And then he comes in and he has four remotes. He goes, now the TV, you do that one, then that one. And then that one does the sky. And then you've got like 49 channels on sky, but only three of them work.

You know it's a good bed when they've got a duvet cover and it rolls over the pillowcase. There you go, those plural ones. I love that. Yeah. Yes, and a very thin pillow, and then like a nice tea selection of like a lemon and ginger and like an Earl Grey, but not peppermint. There's never peppermint. Can we just be honest? All we want is a peppermint tea.

I don't want anything else. Berrylicious can eat my ass. I agree. I don't want a berry tea. Who wants warm berry water? No thank you. That sounds horrible. Next I wanna bring up your expanding family,

the newest member to join your family. Yeah, a little girl. Have I got it right that you have a little bit of regret, purchase regret. Oh look, I wouldn't be human if there was a little bit, if there was not a little bit of regret there, but I'm willing to, I need, look, let's just talk about it. This is a safe space, right?

Can we talk about it, like after the break, who am I a host and we can just sort of talk me through this because yeah new dog ownership is two months and she's a rescue and you it's just it's a lot more and I knew it was a lot of work but it is a lot more work than I thought okay and it's expensive actually instead of a break we just play a song here Chris if that's okay yeah yeah well let's let's get a word from our sponsors. No, it's just off. No, definitely just off. Hey, sometimes the music pays for the show, you know what I mean?

Okay, back with Chris Parker after this. And a weather warning. Let's go to weather. We're joined by Chris Parker who's going back on tour. Just Google Chris Parker comedy if you want to grab a ticket. I'll have the link in my bio on Instagram. You've just adopted a little rescue dog, a little girl called Margo. Yeah, this was... Is she a puppy or a dog?

She's a three-year-old from the SPCA. A papillon cross from SPCA Mangere. They were like, we never get dogs this small. So you had a rescue dog... This is usually dog food. But it doesn't look like a rescue dog. No, I mean, it brought all the gays out to Mangere, I tell you what. They were like, oh my god, it's so cute.

And they were like, there's some minor behavioural issues when we adopted her. And we were like, minor? Who has some minor behavioural issues when we adopted her. And we were like, minor? Who has got minor behavioural issues? We all do. Gay life is so easy isn't it? It's just like two dudes hanging out in a house all day. It's just like pizza, hanging out with the bros and not having to check in, or what time are you going to be home? And a b**** once a week.

Oh my gosh. No, but you give it, you know? But like that's it. Clint's like, I'd do it for that. Of course he would. You know, it's easy. It's easy. And then we brought this dog in and it's just, we'd do it for that. Of course he would. You know, it's easy. It's easy. And then we brought this dog in and it's just, we were ready for the challenge, but I was like, and I thought it would be so good for our relationship.

But we never talk about each other now. It's just like, has she done a poo yet? Like, what's wrong with her? We've got to like, and this is all about her the whole time. And you got to get them spayed when you get them in the SPCA. Yes, yes, you have to. And so we, they allowed us to take her out,

but then we had to take her back in and that felt very like handmaiden's tale almost. She's suddenly under the rule of these two gay men who are like get her uterus and ovaries out if she is to live in this house. And so then she's like walking around like we want to give empathy but and we're like as men we understand what we have asked of you, you know, it's so, feels so bad. But then also when they go in for their surgery, yeah, it's horrible. I was like, oh, is she alright? Like, you know, I was quite anxious about it. And then she was like, oh, she's such a good girl, you know, she's just coming to now. And surgery went well, and we also did her teeth and did her nails. And I thought, brilliant. Yeah, exactly.

Like we should do that. If only it was like that day if I went to get a hysterectomy and they're like, oh, so widened your teeth. Yeah, and baleage. You've got some lovely nail polish on. Like wouldn't that be awesome? Because getting your teeth widened hurts so much. And the influences will never tell you that. They'll argue, just use the code, and it's the best thing I've ever done. That's why Clint's teeth are so wide. He got a snip.

He came out with beautiful white teeth. One person to me and a teeth widening package. Thank you. I do like, I don't like the idea though that you leave it up to the doctor. And they're like, oh well we've got that mole you probably wanted on and you're like no I'm not That's why the tour is so important you guys. I need you to book tickets to this tour because we've bought a very expensive trainer and a very needy dog and he's coming over to our house. Get this, four days a week. For 12 weeks. I'm gonna invite him over for family Christmas. Like this is a part of our family now.

12 weeks, surely if your dog doesn't get it after three or four weeks, it ain't gonna get it. But this guy's trained a wild wolf, apparently. Ooh, now he sounds cool. Yeah, exactly. And he's met his match with Bloody Tidy Margot. Now he's got to meet this wild wolf.

Ooh, he's got to train me. Papillion cross Margot could be the end of his career. Yeah. Again, you don't need to meet this wild wolf. Oh, he's going to have to train me. Papele and Cross Margo could be the end of his career. Yeah. Again, you don't need to do this. We're just gay and obsessive and love throwing money at problems. So that's how we've decided to address this. That's good, that's good. At least you're not taking her back. At least you're committed committed. That's great.

Do people take them back? People take rescue staff back all the time. Chris, I didn't know you could do that. Oh sweet. Guys, I've got to go. I've got to go back out into Mangere. I wonder if it's a thing though, like if people have No, you can't do that. Oh, sweet. Guys, I gotta go. I gotta go back out to Mangere. I wonder if it's a thing though, like, if people have... You know, I guess at any point in your life, when there's a big milestone, you know, like, I wonder if someone's, like, proposed and regretted it, or, like, got a, like...

I just think, like, at any important juncture in your life, it is very human to then be like, oh, but what if I didn't do that? Think about how many people have done that. I'm moving to London and then they're like, well I've seen Big Ben and now I'm homesick. Yeah, I traded so many people. And then I moved back. Big decision, immediate regret. And then did you commit backing out?

Yeah, maybe you tell us what the decision was and then we'll guess if you backed out or you followed through. Oh my god. I had a friend say I love you and then called them back 30 minutes later and took it back. No! Yes, 100%. I think I just really, really like you. Yeah.

Oh my god. All right, I'll end it here. We'll take your calls next. Chris Parker, thank you so much for coming out. Thanks guys. Make sure you don't sell all the tickets because I think you'll need to keep some to pay your dog trainer.

True, yeah, get a little pro bono. Yeah. Thank you, there's a bit of a dog bump. Oh, that's really good. He is the best. Get out and see him. On tour, Chris Parker, thank you bro. Clint, Megan, a little pro bono. Yeah. Oh. Thank you. There's a bit of a dog bump. Oh, that's really good. He is the best. Get out and see him. On tour. Chris Parker, thank you, bro. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Him and his husband sort of regret buying a dog. They'll persevere with it, because they're the type of people that just will. But I think sometimes you can ever regret when you make a big decision, and you don't realize how big the decision is until you're in it. Yeah, maybe regret's even like too harsh a word for it.

It's just more that kind of realization of like, oh, maybe we weren't ready for this or that wasn't right. Like when my friend, I said really briefly just before, had her boyfriend of the time say I love you to her. And so she said, I love you back because that's the only acceptable real thing to do. But she got so wound up in her head about it afterwards once the date had finished

and she kept talking to me she's like but I don't I don't yet I don't. She had to call him and say I'm sorry I said I love you but I don't yet. Oh retracting it. Yeah. Okay which is way worse than just saying thank you in the first place but did she eventually fall I mean like find herself. No they broke up. No okay. It probably was the red flag was a sign actually. Wasn't bo voting well.

Yeah. There's a few texts coming through that I can read the start of them and then you guys can guess whether they regretted it. Like whether they bailed on it or not. Yeah, just don't look at the text machine. Alice texts through saying she had got married, she got married, that's basically the top line.

Did she regret it? Well, she regretted it, but did she stick it out? I've heard a lot of people, the moment they say cold feet, I feel like cold feet aren't actually a thing. She had massive nerves of regret on the day of the wedding. But then sometimes you can either bail on that feeling of regret, or you stick it out and then be so glad that you did,

because you were just nervous. I'm definitely saying that she regretted it and it ended in a divorce. No, I'm gonna say she stuck it out and then be so glad that you did because you were just nervous I'm definitely saying that she regretted it and you ended the divorce No I'm gonna say she stuck it out and happily leave her after Well she continues on and says turns out it was warranted we lasted 14 months Oh sorry about that So that feeling, that intuition, you're like this isn't right, this isn't right What about this one? When I was 22 I moved to London to live, had a massive going away party Going to London to live, had a massive going away party. Going to London to live.

I think more people regret that than you think. Cause they moved their entire life, they realised they don't have a lot of friends there. They thought the grass would be greener. But I do have friends that the grass is greener, Clint. And they're having better lives over there. I'll do the opposite this time. I'll say that they're loving it.

Okay, they moved back after a month because of homesickness. Okay. Okay, we've got Scott a month because of homesickness. Okay Okay, we've got Scott on the phones as well Scott Morning bro. There we go. Morning Scott What was the big decision that you made that you had instant regret? We'll guess if you eventually came round or not Not buying a... I didn't get my flu jab this year. Oh.

Oh, you didn't get it? You didn't get it. I regret, surely. It could be an anti-vaxxer who's like, I haven't got one yet. Yeah, true, true. You haven't got a flu? Nah, you'd only be calling if you didn't get it

and you were like, damn it, you've been real sick lately. All right, Scott, regret or not after not getting the flu shot? Big regret, I've been in bed all weekend. Oh the long weekend too! Yeah. The flu's bad as well. It's not like a cold, it's different. People go I've got the flu but you know you've got the flu. What about this, I bought a house with my boyfriend, we've been dating eight months, I had regret during moving in day while everyone was popping champagne bottles. Did they persevere?

And now it was just first time nerves? Yeah, maybe that's okay. Maybe it was just like, it's a big change moving into a place. Nah. I reckon they're darned it's a soon. Nah. So you ended up selling the house three months later. Eee. Buying a house

with someone after eight months of dating. That's a loss, that's a loss straight away. I mean, can't you just split and keep the house and just maybe financially you couldn't? Cause then I'm like, then it's not an awful decision, it's a financial one. And the problem is your business partner's your ex. And it depends who put more money into the house

and stuff like you have more in the deposit. Yuck. Broke up with my high school girlfriend before I went to uni. Just cause I guess you think, oh want to have other options when I get older and live my life a little bit more. No, massive regret. She's a doctor now and super rich. And also, you know, a lovely person and all those things. Yeah, but doctor, rich, money.

Yeah, yeah. Clint, Megan, Dan. I was in Labour while they were what? Yeah, we've for some reason got a no shortage of stories when it comes to this topic. So many So Meg that we're gonna make a book and release it. Yeah, a couple of texts that have come in. My ex-husband, when I was in like ex-husband, when I was in labour with our second child, cut the top of his thumb off at work so had to have a procedure to sort it out while I was there contracting.

Then once in full labour, his thumb was all bandaged up, he was huffing on the gas in between the contractions I had for his pain. Long as they didn't slice it off trying to open a Lion Red can or something like that, because we've had people with bring a chilli bin full of beer, like they know they're going to be in there seeking baby for at least four to six hours. When my wife was giving birth, I purposely didn't look at the business end or anything of that nature because I was worried that I'd faint seeing like all the blood and guts and stuff.

Make it about you. So I didn't want to make it about me. Blood and guts. Yeah. Well you know, I don't want to see. Do you know what happens? I don't know that I haven't looked. I'd be very concerned if your guts were coming out.

I'm very concerned. But you know what? I just don't want to risk it. Hi Danielle. Hi, how are you guys? Hey we're good. What were they doing when you were in labour? coming out, I'm very concerned. But you know what? I just don't want to risk it. Hi Danielle. Hi, how are you guys? Hey, we're good. What were they doing when you were in Labour? Oh, well I was actually, we were very young,

19 and 21, we were having twins. Oh my goodness. And I, they were identical boys, and we had a million people in the room, they were like 10 people, and my husband, unfortunately I already had yelled at him, well now husband sorry, we were very young at the time. But he, one twin was born and my dad and his mum were actually waiting outside the room. And in between, before the second one was born, he was rushing out having bites of his big burger

Okay, no, but how long between baby one and baby two That's great he had to walk around the front, you know, the business end, and he was like, oh god, I can't ever unsee what I saw. Mmm, and that was the last time he had a whopper. Yeah, but he was still hungry to smash a burger. Yeah, true, true. He could have at least given you a bite, hey. Yeah, yeah, another text. When I was in active labour in the ambulance, my midwife was vomiting in an ice cream container

because she was travel sick, and my husband was falling asleep. So that's the first one I've ever heard about the midwife. So the midwife was throwing up in an ice cream container because she had travel car sickness. If you're in an ambulance then you're facing the wrong way probably if you're in the back. And if you're in an ambulance being taken you're probably in a rural area, you, you can't get to a hospital. And you can't see out of a window, so I can see how that could happen, but you think midwives will have seen it all. What about this one? I was in Labour while he was on all fours next to me mooing. Where's that one?

Nicole's text that through. Why? Was he a cow? Or is he like taking the piss? Was he like trying to make a joke? We'll have to get more out of that one maybe. I'd love to know if you found it funny Nicole. I don't know if we read this one last week, it's one of my favourite texts. Father-in-law?

Oh no no no, okay. When I was in labour my husband was busy watching a rugby game on his iPad Dan. The anesthesiologist had come in to give me an epidural. When he was inserting the needle in my spine he leaned over to check the score. Funnily enough the epidural worked too well, as I was numb up to my neck, but I've always wondered if he stuffed up because my husband distracted him with the rugby.

Man, it'd have to be like a pivotable game, like maybe the final of the Rugby World Cup. My father-in-law came to visit the baby, but he walked in on me with the head half out. I screamed at him to get out, he looked horrified. Poor guy. Nicole explain the mooing of your husband in Honour 4s. Good morning guys. Yeah I messaged him I was like yeah I think I'm in labour just take your time come home when you can I didn't realize how far along I was and then then when he came home, I was like fully in transition.

Oh God, ow. Yep, yep. And I was on all fours rocking back and forth and making those primal moving noises. And he was just like, oh shoot, I don't know what to do. So if he didn't know what to do, he just copied and joined in. Oh fuck. Like it was a yoga class or something.

He's literally read somewhere, like showing that you're in it with her. Like he's read that, she's going through, you're going through. He took it too literally. Yeah, so he's just like, yeah, breathe with me, like, yeah, move with me, okay, cool, got it. Oh, I kind of like it! I don't know, he's trying. I thought he was taking the piss, but he seems like he was supportive. Yeah. Did it help? No, when the contractual was over I was just like, you look stupid, get up. And also, if he starts overacting and be like, oh my god this hurts, you'd be like, it does not hurt.

Weird that he took his pants off too, that was a bit too far I thought. Clint, Megan, Dan. Sabrina by the way has announced, you know how I told you yesterday, that she put that little video out and I thought it was a music video for one of her songs? No, it's a brand new track. Oh, exciting! Yeah, it's coming out tomorrow, but there are times, probably our time in New Zealand Friday. The bounce back will still be up if you take Sabrina.

Yeah, Sabrina. So it is called, I've just forgotten, I think it's called Man-Eater, no, Man-Child. And she said, this one's about you, Man-Child. So it's gonna be another classic, funny, cheeky, sexy Sabrina song, I imagine. Oh, cool, oh, that's epic. Although she's been super busy, so I wasn't expecting to be new music. No, neither.

Awesome. Yeah, very cool. Dan is not in the studio with us at the moment. He has taken off, I've got him on hold. He was chatting about In-N-Out Burger and talking about maybe doing something towards the end of the show, and now he's gone. Yeah. Morning, Dan. Morning guys, yeah, look,

there's a pop-up of In-N-Out Burger Right. in Auckland right now. Now, In-N-Out Burger, if you don't know, it's a huge American company. They're like, they do burgers and they're the best burgers when you're in America. Have you had one before? Hours. So I'm gonna go down and kind of, I just never get why people queue for hours for a piece of food. I don't understand.

But yeah, I'm the same way when someone queues up for an iPhone, right? and I know they want to be the first but I'll just get it if I wanted to next week and it's still the same phone and I don't have to queue up overnight. Yeah but this is just a pop-up of like one day or two days so I don't think you can you only buy one burger. It's still essentially just a burger like and you're taking like at least two hours out of your day. It's not even a free burger. I understand when people queue up for a concert because they're going to get the best seats right at the front. So there's a reason for it.

But if I'm going to get the same thing you're going to get, the same experience, but I just get it like tomorrow or in a few hours time, I just wouldn't ever. I just want to get worried about the hype and the way that In-N-Out Burger has this huge hype around it. And to me, it just looks like a burger. I would get worried.

I waited two hours for what is essentially a cheeseburger. Dan have you had them before? Are they that good? They're okay, they're fine. Like I've, hey I'm more of a mattress guy myself but I mean they're definitely, they're a good burger. Yeah but is this kind of like remember when speaking of McDonald's they were going to bring back Georgie Pie and we were all like screaming at them to bring it back. They finally brought it back. And then what did we all do? We had maybe one pie, and then that was it.

And then eventually they just shut it down. And also Dan, how about you have an umbrella? Because in Auckland, there's just been a weather warning for a big band of rain that's coming in. Do not have an umbrella, Lewis. But what I do have is a good attitude, and I've got a hundred bucks. I'm going to see if someone will swap their position in the line

that they've been queuing there for hours for, for like a hundred bucks. Oh yeah, great. I would. It's a burger. Of course you would, but if you've been waiting for a couple, if you're the type of person that wants this burger so bad to wake up early and go for a couple of hours, maybe not. Let's place our bets. How many people we think are in the queue? Because it opens at nine o'clock right?

Yeah, it opens at 9. Apparently people are queuing since 7 but let's see. Okay, so it's only 9 till 3 o'clock this afternoon. I would be shocked if there were more than... I was going to say more than 50. More than 100, like I don't know, people are crazy. But the weather is so bad. If there are more than 50, I'll be shocked.

You're underestimating how many sheep there are in this town. Everybody will queue up for anything. People queued up for cinnamon buns, for goodness sake. Yeah, I remember that too. Okay, I'm gonna say 20. Okay, we'll take a break, Dan. When we come back, hopefully you'll be at least

close enough to let us know how long the line is. And if anyone in, let's say the first 10 or 20 people to walk in store will swap their position for a hundred bucks. Yeah. And Clint, he can't even bring us back one because it's a limit of one burger per person. So if somebody does swap their spot, it's not that they can just get their mum behind them

to like buy them one. Oh, you're definitely taking a hundred dollar swap out for one burger. No burger's worth a hundred dollars. Clint, Megan, Dan, Stinky Boots. Two minutes until the very first New Zealand In-N-Out burger, a pop-up store at least, opens in Auckland at the Wynyard Pavilion. If you're in the area it's gonna be open from 9 a.m. through to 3 p.m. Is Dan on the tie line on the thing there? If he's not I can go to the phone. Yeah he's on the phone. Okay hi darling, you there?

Morning guys, yeah I've found it. Okay, hi darling, you there? Morning guys, yeah, I've found it. It took me a while to get, to find it, to be honest, because there was, the line is under, like it's in cover, but there's about a hundred, like maybe a hundred people. Oh, I guess 20. Maybe slightly less, like 90 people queuing. 20, okay. Yeah.

Have you asked the people at the front how long they've been queuing for? No, well, I can't, the problem is I can't get to them, because it's security'd up. There's like bounces and everything. It's very kept under guard. Yeah, how many people do you think are here this morning? 100. Yeah, there's a hundred people here. People are giving me weird looks as well. Don't worry, I'm promoting it on the radio. So, but then, Dan, we were hoping you were going to go to the front of the queue and see if the first person would swap for a hundred bucks and if not, then the second, then the

third and see where you can get in the end. Now what am I going to do? You don't want to swap with the last person. Do you want me to go to the person at the front of the queue and see if they'll swap with me for a hundred bucks? Yeah, if you can. Okay, here we go. I'm going to go through.

I'm going to ask. I'm going to ask. Oh, God. Excuse me, sir. What's your name? Cody. Cody, if I gave you a hundred bucks, would you let me go to the front? Yeah, sure. Why not? Really? But wait. But bucks would you let me go to the front? Yeah sure why not? Really?

But wait But then you'd have to go to the back Do I? Yeah You're swapping places you don't just go in front He's not from behind Yeah Yeah why not

You're gonna give me Do you think he should give me the front of the line for a hundred bucks? See people are saying no I think it's a bad decision You the first in line. How long has he waited there for? Yeah, that's true final decision How can I go with He's giving it to me guys We go in together You can't go in together. No you just pushed in if you do that.

Not at the moment. See they're denying it now. Okay I'll give you $100. I'm going in. Wait, did we find out how? It's 9 o'clock so is Dan inside? He's going in alone. Yeah but Dan did you find out how long he waited in line for? Yeah and have you swapped places with him? What's happening?

He's been waiting for two hours. Okay, so he's going to the back of the line now with $100. He's still going to get his burger, but he's going to wait probably another two hours. Oh, yeah. Hey. So what, you're going to get a burger, Dan, for free on the boss now? Well, I'm not paying for it.

So hopefully the boss is paying for it. Okay. There are people that are very angrily looking at me now because I've just come in with a hundred bucks. I feel bad. No, well hey, it's no, if you've just swapped places with Cody, it's no skin off their nose. I've swapped places.

We're going in. Okay, well how does he always do this? He always manages to like turn some work thing, like convinces us it's a work thing, and next minute he's going and getting a burger. Next minute he's getting a burger. It was like last week when he was at the top of the Skytel. And he can't even like bring us back a burger because it's just one burger you're allowed.

Bring us back chips at least. Animal style fries please. Okay, I'll bring you a chip. No, what? I said chips. He cut me half of the burger, I want the other half. Alright Dan. We've got to see what this is actually like and if it's worth it. For people to line up two hours for

and Cody to line up four hours for don't get a hundred bucks. Dan's going to end up paying about a hundred and ten bucks for a burger in total. Well check in after nine Dan, see if it's worth it. Okay. Alright bud. I'm going in guys, I'm going in. Is it a maze? You're going in, you're going out, you're in guys, I'm going in. He said that? Is it a maze?

Mate, you're going in, you're going out, you're going in, you're going out, what are you doing mate? I think he's confused with the maze. How many times has he said I'm going in? Where is he going? We'll take a quick break back in three minutes. Would you throw back threesome on the edge? Clint Megendan. Clint Megendan. If you want to win a brand new car, you can pull off the ultimate heist by downloading our free app Rover.

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Is it a waste of money or she gonna make money from it? She no no she well she probably she will but it was always about that it in the end it was always about just her owning her own music so I don't think for her it was a waste of money even though for you or somebody else. I guess if you're a billionaire yeah 300 million is a big chunk of your money but you're not going to be poor from it. She did the albums and she did the touring to buy that specifically so she saved to be able to buy her own work back. That's so funny that a billionaire has to save up to make purchases still. That's how much expensive it was. Spotify have released since buying back her albums what two days ago, three days ago now, this is how much they've increased in listenership.

1989 110% more listeners. Okay that's doubled. Red, her album Red 150 150%. Fearless, 160%. Reputation, 175%. Taylor Swift, her first album, 220%. And Speak Now, her album that before, her original album, even though she's re-released it, 430%, more listens because she's brought it back.

So it might be one of those things, like it's worth 300 million to her because people will start streaming those albums way more whereas it's not worth 300 million to me like I'm not gonna make the same money out of it as an investment as Taylor will. No and also it's worth it to her I don't think she cares about the money to you you're like yeah but she'll make more money back I don't think she could get even if they lost she lost money on it. But who cares she already re-sang them. cares. She wrote them when she was like 15, 16. So is it kind of like this? Because I'm trying to get my head around.

It's kind of like if I drew a picture when I was young. And someone else owns that picture. So I go and draw a picture that looks exactly like it. And I own that one. But now I want two of the same picture. It's kind of like, OK, say you did a podcast. Yeah. So you did a podcast. Say you did a podcast and it was all your idea, or a TV show, it was all your idea, you hosted it, everything to do with you.

And then somebody else that you don't like, so I don't know how many people you don't like in your life, but think of somebody you don't like, you don't respect, you don't like them at all. They actually own it and every cent that comes from what you wrote, what you filmed, all your ideas, they get it in their pocket. But then I went and made the exact same show again and I'm still- Yeah you did and you're making money off that but it's like you want your original back from the person that you made that.

Doesn't it just seem petty? I don't think so, not for her, I think it seems powerful. But do you think it seems petty? Well I was just like who cares, just get on with it. She cares. Yeah okay. She cares. She was really, she was really- How'd you feel? But do you think it seems pretty well? I was just like who cares like just get on with like yes I got bounced out of there No, he didn't they like pushed her pushed him away, and so they were like he has to go through he's not Out there they they dance back. He went to in-and-out burger

There was a pop-up restaurant and. There was so much security there! And he paid the guy in the front of the queue who had been queuing for two hours, a hundred bucks to take his place. And to be fair... You didn't even get a burger? Didn't get a burger. They were like, you need to go to the back of the queue or leave. And so I was like, oh, I'll leave. And they let the guy in, which is lucky because I would have been gutted if he had left. And then gone to the back of the queue, but I was like, we'll put him in. What a stupid thing.

But I said to the guy, I had an argument with the lady. I was like, you're promoting it. I'm promoting it. I'm talking about it on the radio. And she was like, sorry, but these people have been waiting. Which I get. Yeah, but you're swapping out with someone. It's not like you're pushing in.

Anyway. Yeah. Right. That would have, I wish I could have had that. Come on, let's not be Taylor Swift and get all petty about it. Yes. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through.

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