The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW a night to remember

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

Clint, Meg, and Dan recap the live performance of “Hook: The Musical,” a script Dan wrote at 15, including minor onstage slip-ups, audience reactions, and the ad-libbed moment where Meg (a...s Smee) and Dan (as Hook) kissed. They revisit a pre-show live podcast where Clint performed “Guess the Fart,” discuss behind-the-scenes praise for producer Kyle and tech producer Brady, and take calls from attendees reviewing the show. The team shares pop culture updates, does Meg’s ongoing rap practice, debates the A-list status of Robin Williams, Serena Williams, and Pharrell Williams, and gives away $275 to cover a school camp cost. Dan also admits he was fined for texting Ash London while stopped at lights. They announce that on Friday every caller who gets on air will win a GTA VI pre-order. 00:25 Hooked Show Recap 05:13 Shoutouts For Crew 07:41 First Call of the day  10:58 Undies Ad Debate 13:09 Meg Rap Practice 16:58 Post Show Romance Talk 20:02 Getting Lucky Tips 26:29 GTA VI Giveaway Reveal 30:28 Hook audience reactions 33:04 Smee Steals The Show 35:36 Hook Musical Recap 39:33 Police Pull Over Karma 43:09 A Lister Williams Debate 51:05 Take The Edge Cash Call 55:15 Hook Highlights And Kiss 01:03:30 Friends To Lovers Calls 01:09:20 Watcha Got 

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Morning. We're back. Oh, man. Welcome back to the shoulder.
Starting point is 00:00:16 I feel like a changed person after. You look like a changed person? Thank you, yes. I'm very different costume to what I was last night. Holy moly. You just turn the lights on. Yes, we did the musical. last night, the one I wrote when I was 15 years old,
Starting point is 00:00:33 hook the musical, great success from all accounts. It was, well, don't everyone remember their lines? Although the opening song, somebody forgot their line. I haven't talked to you up in those boys. Was it you, Clint, or you, Dan? It was kind of a team stuff up because I had a double line. We were alternating, so I sang my line, and then I meant to sing the next one, but then Dan took it.
Starting point is 00:00:53 And then I was like, okay. There was like a gap, and I was like, is that me? Fuck. And so I started singing thinking I'd stuffed up And so Dan sang my line Then I'm like okay but the next line is his So is he going to sing his actual line Or do I now do his line and then neither of I sang it
Starting point is 00:01:09 Anyway It's still good fun It was, it was No one would have noticed right No no definitely not Yes But that was the only stuff up to be fair Yeah that's what I think
Starting point is 00:01:18 Yeah a few of the little technical difficulties I think very good for a show They got put on in two weeks Is anyone who was at the show last night Up this early, already listening? Surely not, because it was a late one. You wouldn't have got home till 10. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:31 And then I was lying in bed. I don't want to close my eyes. I was like, oh my God, leave it. I had swell of the sea. It couldn't get out of my head. Catch a tune. It was a nightmare trying to go to sleep with that. It stuck in my head.
Starting point is 00:01:46 Anyway, we could have done on a Friday's who had the weekend to recover, but then we wouldn't be able to bring you all the highs and lows of what went down this morning. Did Megan and I kiss? Has she fallen in love with me? I fall in love with her, all these answers and more today. Also, we have a big announcement at 7.05. That Megan and I are now together as a...
Starting point is 00:02:07 Don't ruin it, Dan. Sorry, I should have waited until 7. I appreciate you tuning in with us this morning. Clint Megan Dan. Clint, Megan Dan. To have a little coffee catch up and see what we've last got up since we caught up eight hours ago. Yes, we've seen each other.
Starting point is 00:02:24 I think we left at 10. 10 p.m. 9.30 or something. Yeah, and we hung up all day yesterday in rehearsals for Huck the Musical, which if you go to our socials at Edge Breakfast, you'll see, like, the whole journey from start to stage. And then obviously the video of the performance will, I guess, make it out onto social. It's Friday. It's probably there.
Starting point is 00:02:44 It's coming out Friday, yeah. One thing I don't think we will talk about much, and I think I'll mention it here, is we did a podcast before the show last night, where everybody in the audience could watch. It was a bit of a sort of interactive situation, wasn't. We went into the audience, talked to people. At the very end, someone in the audience requested that we did a guest the fart, which is a segment we do on our show where on the Overthinkers podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Someone, Ash London, bloody, did that. I know. She yelled it out. She's like, do her guess the fart? And Dan goes, who was that? It goes up into the audience and finds out it's Ash looking sheepish ass. It's so funny as well because her husband is obviously the boss and he would have been like, no. Like of all the things, just a jest.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Because he hates that segment. He's like, stop doing it. Anyway, so if you've never heard it, do yourself a favour and listen to Fridays Overthinkers podcast. We do it every Friday. Clint does a fart. Right at the hands. Into the mic and Meg and I have to guess what sound it's going to make before he does it. So we'll do it with our mouths and then whoever's closest wins.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Anyway, Clint did it, fluffed into the mic, and then we walked off stage. Genuinely, it stunk. I told you, that fart smell. And when I left, I was like, we're just going to leave them with that. And a lady came up to me at the end when we're leaving. And she was like, I was sitting in the front row. I could smell it and I had to go outside. I had to leave the theatre.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Cal was sitting at the front row, Cal from the Edge Days, and he came out to me and said Meg, it was, it stunk. It stunk. What do you think is going to happen? Well, just, I don't, I feel like I can fluff. I don't even want to say that one.
Starting point is 00:04:15 No, because that's how much would be. Do you know what happened? My wife, who was sitting next to my mum and dad and kids. Oh, yes. supposedly when we're explaining, guess the fart and how it started because I thought everyone could just fart on cue and it turns out no, that's a skill apparently.
Starting point is 00:04:30 And so mum's sort of going, what's going on? And you're going around going, who else wants a guess? And mum goes, what's happening? So she still didn't know the game and my wife goes, oh, it's the thing they're doing. And she goes, he's not going to fart on stage, is he?
Starting point is 00:04:42 Oh, God! And then my wife's like, yeah, I think so. And she goes, he's not. He's not. So son of mine. No son of mine. So the son of mine. that not only happened, but everyone witnessed it.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Do you know what, though? Glenn, I was unbelievably proud of you. Because you have had a few stage fright these past few podcasts. He has, isn't he? And that was a brilliant one. It was a good fart noise. It was a good length. We didn't have to wait too long.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Thanks, me. Honestly. It was, I don't know. Dan. I wonder whether he would have to change his undies after us. Oh, amazing. Also, one other thing I wanted to, say or someone I wanted to praise.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I was going to do it off here. I was like, no, you know what? We should do it on here. Is our producer Carl, not you, Dad. Oh, no. It's our producer Carl. Because a lot of what happens, you get a lot of the accolade on a show like this because we're, you know, under the lights and behind the microphones. And Carl's been grinding away just as much as all of us. In fact, he made a whole bunch of boxes with his family late at night that you could destroy.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Yes. After we left, he was like, don't worry, guys. I'm going to stay and I'll just tidy up the last bits and pieces and running around doing things. Mate, absolutely incredible behind the scenes and very, really do you get the praise that comes with the amount of effort that you put into helping the show get off the ground?
Starting point is 00:06:04 Because it really was just a breakfast effort. I think a lot of the stuff we do on the show is big and grandiose and bigger than a lot of other shows. In fact, most other shows we do, I say we do it better. And a lot of that is because of Carl. He works so hard. He's really leadless. He really is.
Starting point is 00:06:21 He's got ADHD and he uses that shit, man. It's a superpower. Hyperfixation, that's what they call it. That's so lovely. Thank you so much, guys. It was an absolute pleasure and honor doing this with you guys. I was awesome. You know what?
Starting point is 00:06:34 We've worked for the last month. Not one little argument. Not one bit of bickery. You're right, actually. We've just put our heads down and done it. And Carl, yeah, honestly, he works so hard behind the scenes. We go home, the show ponies that we are and he stays here and does everything. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 00:06:48 And Brady as well, the tech producer, man. He's two months into the job, and he just absolutely know what it is. Honestly, the chair you got Brady when you came out. I did that's because Brady was very tight. Oh, more suit. Is that why he was getting the chairs? I think he was getting a few cheers to the guys. I was like, he only wriggled across the stage a couple of times as the crocodile.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Oh, I think he, people. And even Richie, who did the voice server, he actually afterwards said, guys, thank you so much for letting me be a part of it. It was a privilege. When I actually thought he was giving his time to us, he actually was really thankful to be a part of the thing, which was cool, I thought. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Do you want to know fun fact about Richie for the trains bottles on the show? He was the Edge Breakfast original producer, before Chang, before any other producer. And so this was a real nice full circle thing for him. Before Chang, I thought there was no one before him. Yeah, true. I don't know the Edge Exist. Now he works at the airport, apparently.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Yeah, I've seen him there a couple times. All right, we'll get a first call of the day next. Love it if you're listening. And you were at the show last night. Yeah, so Katie was. Oh, really? Already up? Yeah, already up. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:07:53 All right, chat to you next. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. First Call of the Day. First Call of the Day. Katie Lee was there last night. She is a lawyer, boys. Oh, my God, we're not worthy. We had a lawyer there last night.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Hooked Musical. Morning, Katie. Morning, guys. Morning, Katie. Now, are you, let me guess. Litigation. What do you do? Watch your stuff.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Yeah, bang on. Litigation. Yep, knew you would be. Oh, God. You got to smart. to be a litigation lawyer. I've got friends that are them and they are much smarter than I. Wow. And so if you have got such an important job, how do you find yourself free on a Monday night to come watch Hock the musical, Katie?
Starting point is 00:08:29 Oh, it was 7pm on a Monday. I could get away. And, okay, thoughts and feelings. You're the first person that we've spoken to that was able to see it last night. A lot of people listening weren't able to go. Honestly, guys, I loved it. My cheeks were so sore leaving the venue. I said to my partner, I've never laughed so much for quite a while. So you guys should be super proud. Thank you. And what about your partner?
Starting point is 00:08:54 Because I always feel for them when, like, one of you might be a real diehard fan of the show. And, you know, you've come out on a Monday to watch us. And the partner, if they're not a big listener of the edge, it's kind of like, what is this? Well, we were sat behind the new guy. Oh, yes. I try to point my partner out, but he was like, absolutely not. I'm not having a bar of it. Oh, because we thought there was just one guy who didn't listen to the edge.
Starting point is 00:09:21 He was dragged along by his girlfriend. And so we were like, he's going to have a weird night. So there were a couple. Katie, your partner was one of them. Do you know what he thought at the end? What is he like, oh, I'm glad you liked it, love. Or did he enjoy it? He did, but he really loved it.
Starting point is 00:09:35 I turned around a couple of times during the show. He was smiling and laughing away. Oh, good on. But yeah, I have hyped up this moment with him for weeks, and I was like, we are going. I love that that some of the partners have come along, even though they didn't love it. It's like going on to a movie that's like a rom-com. We're not into rom-coms. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Oh, that was right. Do you think now that your partner may subtly tune in to our show when he's not with you from time to time? Oh, I don't know. I mean, if he's driving in my car, it's on. He can't change it. I don't know about it. At least one of you's flying the flag for us. But no, honestly, guys, you should be super proud.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I loved it. And you did phenomenal. Thanks, Kay. Well, thank you so much for coming and taking some time out of you, an important night. Maybe this is more him. Evil Dead Burn unleashes the franchise's most savage and terrifying ride to date.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Blazing on screens with an all-new chapter of carnage and demonic mayhem. July 9th. I've seen the trailer. It's not for the faint heart. but maybe your partner might be more into that, Katie. We'll send you a double pass. Thank you for coming out last night.
Starting point is 00:10:42 That's great. And all the people that came along last night, thank you so much. We are going to be releasing a full video straight to do-o-dee of the night on Friday, apparently. So you'll be able to watch that online somewhere. All right, Meg's got an update on Scanor what's been happening. In the last 24 hours we'll get to win three on the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Kelly Holliday from Peking Duck, or Adam, as we know him, is the new face of Bonds.
Starting point is 00:11:07 You can text bonds to 3343 if you want to see him. He's got the carpet chest, doesn't he? He does. He definitely hasn't heard of a waxer, that's for sure. He hasn't been doing the lazy hair removal? I was really surprised to read some of the comments. I didn't know that man had any haters. Does he have haters?
Starting point is 00:11:24 Yeah, because I think it was Abby Chapfield, which is a shame as well. Like, they're just trying, I don't know. I just saw it. It was really disappointing to see what people were saying. Oh, you know what? I've learned over the last few years. I don't think he would care. Hate is going to hate.
Starting point is 00:11:35 And usually the people that are hating. are sad themselves and let him do it. Don't take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from. It's a great saying, Clint. And also Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Anchorman. Ankeman. And movies like that. Get hard. He, in character for his next movie, is the face of skims. So if you want to see his and these photos, you can text Skims to 3.3.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Like a serious thing? Or is he parodying? I'm pretty sure he's parodying. What do you think of? this Clint I'll show you here but I don't know who wins the undies today whether it's him or Adam I'd say if you want to laugh
Starting point is 00:12:15 go to the Will Ferrell one yes true if you want to be swood like look and go wow go to the Bonds one yeah there he is Kelly Holliday Say to Will yeah there he is how old do you think he is now in his 60s 70s I think Will Ferrell's mid 60s oh yeah he's standing
Starting point is 00:12:30 literally and it looks like a pair of budgie smugglers playing golf because he's got a new golfing movie coming out that's the one or maybe it's out now All right, oh, good on him, I suppose. Well, thanks to HBO Max stream now from HBO and Warner Bros to Harry Potter Discovery, DC and Moore. He's only 58, Will Ferrell. I see him in mid-60s, he's already 58. I would not have guessed that.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Oh, Marilyn, I see you texting bonds, eh? Hey, I want to see, Adam? Hey, Marilyn, interesting. Kinky, kinky. All right. Freestyle Friday practice next. No, it is it? No, it is it?
Starting point is 00:13:02 No, it is it? You're joking? Yeah. I need to look at the sheet. That's the edge Clint, Meg and Dan Oh my gosh White Keys on the edge is 26-2-7
Starting point is 00:13:14 Clint Meg and Dan We sort of stumbled across An opportunity to try and help Meg become a better rapper Last week It was just a bit of a laugh And we sort of found Like it wasn't unbelievably terrible But it wasn't unbelievably good
Starting point is 00:13:27 And maybe as friends If we nurtured her talent We could take it somewhere great I wonder if we did send her To Detroit The Home of Rap in America how quickly she'd come back. Detroit like Nashville is to country.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Yeah, Detroit's like where M&M started, where I think 50 cents started, a lot of the big rappers in America, that's the home of rap. I think we send me and have found out. I reckon she'll be back after a couple of days. I'll cheer her up and spit her out.
Starting point is 00:13:53 This is Meg's rap name, Poop Dog, from last Friday. I got a window, I can see through, I got two. Look at that sun shining, there's dew. Blessed for me. Shit for you. And no, I lost it.
Starting point is 00:14:17 That's how I love it. I've got a vits outside. That's how I move. I don't want to do it. Isn't that an outstanding line? Every day, I think I look. I've told you guys before, I look forward to this job,
Starting point is 00:14:27 and I look forward to seeing you, and this is changing that. I hate this so much. Honestly, I love this segment. Because I get to sit back and do nothing. And just laughing. Yeah. So here we go.
Starting point is 00:14:37 Clint, I reckon you give her a topic today. I gave her the topic of cars or, like, you know, driving yesterday. So I wonder whether you do something a bit different there. Okay. Do you want the same beat? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Let's wrap about, let's wrap about guy or guys in general. So your guy, your husband guy, or just guys in general. And what it's like being a beautiful woman that can bend men to your will. Jesus, Clint, you've really made it complicated. Just talk about dudes. Just sing about dudes, okay? Okay, hit the jams, Clint.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Here she goes. Missy Smelly it. Ooh. Have you seen my guy? That's my man. I went and had a family with him. He's so hot. I like it so that's why I drop all my things
Starting point is 00:15:43 so that he can be. But guys, you've got it, you've got to give me some support. You know me she's losing it, hey, it's like, she's slowly sliding. I actually tried to do a different flow then. I feel like I moved through, I did like when I said man, I wrote fam, Malie. I think there was something. There's improvement there. She mid rhymes, which I think is trichier.
Starting point is 00:16:04 I think that's okay. There was no flow on that at all. There was absolutely no rhyme. Give me one more time. Okay, okay. Okay, this time. Okay. Your topic is.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Yeah. Can she tease the next thing? Eyes. Okay, let her just talk about eyes. Yep, okay. Really easy, eye is really easy to rhyme. Is it? Yep.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Yeah, okay. Different colours, blue, green. Here she goes. Okay. We all have eyes. I got two. Unless you're a cyclops. Okay, look.
Starting point is 00:16:38 I was like, what's going to rhyme? Honestly, going cyclops in a rhyming song is a nightmare. That's diabolical. You need to stay away from words with three or more syllables. You're not ready, Meg. What are you going to, why? Guys, it's not my strength. Clearly.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Clint, Meg and Dan. Spinky Boo. Time to get naughty at 640. I was just going to say Meg and I are quite often along for the ride here, aren't we? Oh, yes. We're just kind of watching go, what's happening here at Clint? All right, well, you guys can be interviewed then because I did wonder what the chance. what the chances were after we performed took the musical last night
Starting point is 00:17:17 a script that Dan wrote when he was 15 years of age and we found it recently and thought let's perform that to a live audience last night was the night we did do that now I would say Dan in particular was absolutely in his element lead role had the crowd eating out of his hand yeah look quite handsome yeah yeah yeah dressed up as a pirate oh really I thought the complete opposite I saw myself in the mirror
Starting point is 00:17:40 and thought you pathetic man Right. Look at you, you stupid, stupid man. Okay, well, it's not a very nice inner voice. No, sorry, but I do wonder if, when our partners were sitting in the audience, when you see other people cheering and screaming and laughing, for your better half, what other half, does that mean like they go, when I get them alone
Starting point is 00:18:05 and I finally don't have to share them with everybody else, I'm going to ravish them. With me, Clint, is that when I was getting cheered, I had giant thigh burns on and a bald cap. So it wasn't really... But my husband was extremely proud of me. I love seeing him like that. I was saying to Dan when we were talking this morning,
Starting point is 00:18:28 it's really nice seeing my husband almost seem like a fan of the show rather than just my husband supporting me. Like, he was buzzing about it. He just thought it was great and he was buzzing about how I perform. But he did not take me home and say, get that client off. Or keep the ball cap on. Nothing about it was sexual to him.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I would have been concerned if he had said leave them. It might have awoken something in him, but luckily it didn't. That's one hell of an acquired taste of that. What about you though, Dad? I would see it more for you, for sure. Look, I'll be honest, there was nothing when I got home. Hannah loved the show, and she came along, and she praised me. But we went to sleep straight out of straight to sleep.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Wow, I'm really surprised by that, because I just don't think there's anything else that you could do that would put you on more of a pedestal than what you did last night and you still didn't get lucky. I think maybe you could be cooler. Essentially it was still a musical theatre show. I don't know how sexy a musical theatre show is really. But I mean, what could you do to be more in your element
Starting point is 00:19:24 than what you're doing last night? Probably just be like a rock star singing like in a band or something like that. That's probably slightly hot. We tried that as well, didn't we? Yeah, we did try. We did try to do everything to try and get laid us through. We're doing everything.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Don't even think I got laid that night. Yeah, I can't do anything. Yeah. Clip, did you? No, no. My, um, yeah. My wife did, um, historically over the weekend, if you miss it, she said, I didn't think she thinks I'm very funny.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And, uh, I got her to rate me out of 10, and she gave me a 7, which I think she was being a little more generous because you always add an extra point or two. Yeah. She said last night she thought the show was very funny, and she said that she thought I'm now an 8 out of 10 funny. Wow. But turns out funny guys don't get laid.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Is there anything that people do? Maybe that you're listening now, oh, I don't know the edge, Texts through 334-3, that you do and it's like a surefire way to get laid. This is going to be our next arc. Yeah, we've drive the band. We'll try it. Maybe you do something in a car that's really cool.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Like, do you pull a handbrake turn and you're miss those. Yeah, is there something that you do? Like, yeah, you're always in your element. And when you do that and your partner sees, you're like, oh, you're going to have to pretty much try and fend them off. Yes. Like, it's just a surefire way that any of us, mere mortals can try. Please don't be a sport.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Please don't be a sport. Please don't be a sport. Please don't be asked. I don't want to have to learn javelin or something. Yeah, I learn how to go for you. I'd rather just never have sex. Yeah. What is it for you in your relationship? That thing you do and your partner just can't keep their hands off you
Starting point is 00:20:53 when they see you in your element doing your thing. Javelin is an odd one. Yeah, yeah, it's strange. It's niche. We were just talking about how we finished, took the musical last night, a musical that Dan wrote 20 years ago that we performed. And I thought if there were ever a chance, on the way home to get lucky it would have been after last night.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Yeah, we're on the way home, but they'd stop on the side of the motorway. Is that what you're saying? Well, at least when you get home, because especially you, Dan, your wife saw you at all your glory. Yeah. As the lead of a musical where people were cheering and throwing roses at you. Oh, that was so cool, wasn't it? The roses was cool.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Yeah, it really loved her. They brought flowers. Yeah, look, there was absolutely no interest when I got home. Like Hannah was, you know, she loved the show, but no sexual interest there. What is the thing that you do where your partner just can't keep their hands off you? All right, let's go to Michael. Some of them are oddly specific. Morning, Michael.
Starting point is 00:21:48 Yeah, morning, morning, thing. How are you doing? So what are you doing as a shorefire way to get in the sand? Right. Undoing my work boots so you can hear the click-click of all the little buckles and turning my hat backwards. That's it. Oh, my goodness. That's it.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Oh, man, I would be getting in and out of my work boots. Oh, I forgot something. Back to the car. It didn't work. Back on. I think you must have some other stuff going for you, Mike. The fact that that's all it takes. If I tried that, I'd be the same clip.
Starting point is 00:22:20 I wouldn't do back and forth, back and forth. You've got to have something else. Actually, when I wear a backwards cap, I always can get, like, really? Oh, you don't need a hat. It doesn't matter. I'm just saying when I wear a backwards cat, that's like one of guys like kryptonites. What about when you've got a bald cap on?
Starting point is 00:22:37 What does that do? Doesn't do much for him. seems unfortunately. All right, what about you, Bex? What's the kryptonite with your partner? What can you do to ensure getting in late? Or be nice. He's like, let's go.
Starting point is 00:22:55 You just have to breathe, so you just have to be alive. Really? Yeah, I have to be alive. He's got a high six drive. All right, okay. That's that. Wow. So you just go, you can imagine that.
Starting point is 00:23:07 It's just on tap. You can just proposition him and it's on. That's incredible. Yeah, just be nice. All right. Just be nice. or breathe. And let's finally finish with Petra,
Starting point is 00:23:16 who lives in Teguitti. Are you from Teguitti, Petra? Yeah, I'm from Pia, which is a little town outside. We're from Piu Piao. In the King Country. What is this, your husband? What does he do to get you in the zone?
Starting point is 00:23:32 He's a farmer, but he rides, like, injuro motorbikes. Oh, yeah. Like, long-distance trial rides. Yeah. And so if he's in his gear, like if he's wearing his helmet and stuff, Does that get you in the sign?
Starting point is 00:23:45 No, it's when he rides when you see them riding and they're like passionate about it and they're actually good But if he wasn't good it wouldn't be hot Oh yeah, right, that is key We can't just get on a dirt bike And be like, do you like this, Petra? Yeah Wait okay, how long question from him
Starting point is 00:24:01 finishing like, you know, racing around the track And you're going, oh my God, he's so hot He parks the bike, takes the helmet off How long has he got to capitalize on that opportunity Before you're like, yeah, it's gone Well, we've got kids so probably have to be tactical about it. Yeah, like six minutes.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Yeah, I reckon probably like a day. Oh, gosh, so that buys him a day. That's amazing. Incredible. Oh, I'd be at the dirt track all the time, just sending videos if I was, your husband and that worked? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:28 I wonder if they've ever done it with his helmet while he's got his helmet on. Petra's still there? Do you want to ask? Has he ever kept the helmet on, Petra? Sorry, you're on hold there. No. No. No, definitely not. No, that's hard.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Sorry, no. I mean, logistically, it would be quite difficult to do, wouldn't it? Yeah, yeah. Just thought I'd ask. Yeah, there's some random ones. When he starts singing completely made-up lyrics because he doesn't know the words. Oh, it's adorable.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Oh, that's ick for me. Yeah, maybe that's a start of a relationship. Someone else said Charlotte's text through saying when her partner's up a ladder. Really? They're just got to... That's a guy who doesn't have a physical job, eh? He's a pen pusher. So he's just going to climb a ladder and she's like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Look at him up there. Oh, wow. Wow, doing the guttering. Yeah. He's just doing nothing up there but waiting. He's not scared of heights. Clint, Megan Dan. Let's hope we're calling you and let's hope you are ready to answer.
Starting point is 00:25:22 We'll take the edge off my life. If you don't, your cash goes back into the price pool for somebody else until we give away $30,000. Bang on, 7 a.m. calling them now. Okay. We've had a lot of no answers at 7 a.m. A.m. where people are still asleep. The more it rings, the more.
Starting point is 00:25:42 I start to lose. Although we had about 15 rings yesterday and then they answered. Your call has been forwarded to voice mail. Oh, that was Lexi. Lexi needed $300 to fix your car boot. It needs to be repainted because the car stickers ripped off the paint. They weren't meant to be there. She was trying to fix it with touch up paint, but apparently worse. Oh, they were one of those people that had bumper stickers on the back.
Starting point is 00:26:08 Yes, they tried to fix that with... Toot if you want a hug. Toot again. loading my gun, those ones, you know. It goes on. It says that it used to be a ZM bumper sticker and she was trying to pull it off. Was it?
Starting point is 00:26:19 No. No. Put that on it back on. Unfortunately, you're going to have to live with that paint a little while long, Alexia. That was $300 all yours. Got it. All right, well, so generous of her.
Starting point is 00:26:30 That goes back into the prize pool for you to win. All right, we have a big announcement that we are going to finally let you in on right after the song, three minutes away. Very, very exciting. It's been a lot of work behind the same. since last week to try and get this one off the ground for us. So exciting.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Yeah, Every Caller wins is back on Friday, but what are you winning if you get on here? Meg's got all the details for you next. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. And we can finally let the cat out of the bag. Every Caller wins is back on Friday, and here's what is going down. We have been patiently waiting since 2013.
Starting point is 00:27:04 The technology is completely transformed, and the world has changed. All while, a masterpiece has been crafted in the background. It's the most expensive project ever made costing more than the Burge Kaleifa and literal space missions After delays and setbacks We now finally have a date November 19th
Starting point is 00:27:25 And this Friday with Clint McGinn-Dan Dan If you get on air, you'll win Oh my God, no way! Awesome, thank you guys so much Every caller wins GTA 6 Only on the edge Here we go again
Starting point is 00:27:42 Go! It's huge. It's happening this Friday. Recall the Wednesday, GTA, 6. Get on air with us between 6 and 10 and score a copy of it for your pre-order for your PlayStation or your Xbox. This is huge. Just to make a picture
Starting point is 00:27:55 of how big this game is, for the first 24 hours that it went on sale, it had $1 billion of pre-sales in 24 hours. Currently it's standing just under $4 billion in revenue already. The game isn't even out. Yeah, exactly. And they already made money on it.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Yeah. And so the last record for this about pre-sales for a game with Cyberpunk 2077, so 2007. And that had 8 million in the first 24 hours so it's blowing it out of the water. Yeah, Grand Theft Auto, if you don't know what we're talking about, PlayStation game that is extremely popular
Starting point is 00:28:29 and has been very much so weighted for you could be winning it for yourself, could be winning it for somebody else. They will be wanting it. If you know anybody that is into gaming at all, even in the slightest, they will be wanting this game. Yeah, when the last one came out, GTA 5 many years ago now, seems like ages ago, I went to the midnight launch and got the game.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Well, yeah, here's the crazy thing. Even our boss, I didn't even know as a gamer, is taking an annual leave day off to play it. So many people, they reckon it'll be the least productive day in the country because people are all taking the day off just to game. Actually, globally, Clint, they've already looked ahead and said that it's going to affect the economy globally, the day of the release. Because so many people will not be working. Isn't that crazy, though? It's the biggest single project. terms of cost ever.
Starting point is 00:29:15 It already paid itself back, right? It's paid itself back threefold, nearly fourfold. So it cost about a billion dollars to make. I feel for them a little bit in the way there is no way that any one game can probably live up to the hype. You know, it's still, I'm going to enjoy it no matter what. I can't wait for it. The graphics look amazing.
Starting point is 00:29:33 But when you're waiting so long for something that has been pushed back so many times, it costs so much money to make, couldn't it ever live up to the hype. And it is a costly thing to invest in if you're wanting. to pre-order as well because you don't get anything until November it's $150 bucks pretty much for the pre-order. So don't do that. Wait till Friday. Every caller wins. Everybody that gets on here gets a pre-order.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Hell yeah. Xbox or PS5. All right, Hockden Musical. We had the theatre show last night to a live paying audience. We'll bring you some of the reviews from those punters, whether it was worth there, $10. And some of the highlights and scenes and stuff
Starting point is 00:30:09 if you obviously weren't able to be there with a bum on a seat last night. You'll be surprised at how much people were willing to pay for tickets. Much more than $10, apparently. Really? I haven't heard this audio. Is Hook the Musical done? Is it put to bed?
Starting point is 00:30:22 What do you mean? Or will it be performed again on another stage somewhere else? I don't know if we know the answers to that, Clinton. No, we don't, but there's a lot of rumours. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. After, I'll say, two weeks, maybe one week of rehearsals, we took to the stage and performed Hook the musical.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Dan wrote 20 years ago. Yeah, I mean, little 15-year-old Dan, this is his dream to have his show put on stage. It was sort of four weeks in the making from costumes and trying to sort everything out, but I guess we've probably rehearsed for a week. Yeah, a week and a half, maybe two max. And first time we ever did it on stage was yesterday. Yeah. In the space with microphones and lights and costumes.
Starting point is 00:31:06 And we were nervous as the theatre started to fill out. And I was that looking and then I was like, I saw some big burly dude come in and some all-black's jersey. And I was like, oh, no. Oh, no, what's the audience going to be like? Are they going to be nice? And as soon as we stepped out. They did look incredible.
Starting point is 00:31:36 One of those audiences that give you, it's like a warm hug. Isn't it when you walk out, they just wrapped around us. And from the start, I was like, this is going to be great because they're with us. But you could also feel the pressure because they were all so excited for something great. It was like, are we going to deliver that? And after the show, they were. asked a question on what they thought that show was worth. Because we did a token $10 amount so that if people did buy tickets
Starting point is 00:32:01 that they would actually be financially invested enough to show up and not have empty seats. Yeah. So I'm interested to hear what people would be willing to pay. Because guys, kaching, kaching, are you seeing dollar signs here, baby? This save media works. I think I was happy to pay out to 20. Around 100.
Starting point is 00:32:20 I would. Oh, honestly, I would have paid like $50. They were really good. Oh, I reckon that's 100 bucks. Easy. Somebody said, maybe 20. Well, a few times, how many people were there? Like 150, 160 people?
Starting point is 00:32:35 Maybe 20. You times 100 by 160. That is $16,000, right? No, $1,600. Oh, Dan's right. $16,000. Wow, $16,000? That could at least get us new laptops, which we're begging for.
Starting point is 00:32:50 We died for a new laptop. Yeah, you know, some new technology. And then if we do to... shows at each location, Meg, that's $16,000 times two. $3,200. $32,000. You can't double a number and get less, Meg. My brain is not on, my darling.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Oh, we are quite tired. Now, this was the moment that Smee stepped out on stage, and we'd done dressed rehearsals before, but we'd never seen Meg in costume, and Dan was going to do a scene with Meg and hadn't seen her, so you had to hold it together
Starting point is 00:33:23 and try and be composed. I had no idea. what was going to step out onto that stage next to me. Keep in mind that I had to do a full scene, remember lines with this person as well. Yeah, and so as Meg stepped out onto stage, the crowd erupted. Hi, I, Colin! Under nine pages you Meg just had to hold and hold and hold. Actually, I'll put a photo up now of what I look like as to me
Starting point is 00:33:53 so people can see. I'll put it on the edge rep first Instagram page, if you want to see. What you didn't hear there is me saying under my breath the F word, as Meg stood out on stage, because I was like, how am I going to get through this? with that next to me. Especially because they're towards the end and we will find out at 8 o'clock
Starting point is 00:34:08 whether the kiss went down. Smee ends up being your love interest by the end of the musical. Yep. And we're going to get to that after 8 o'clock. Did Meg and I passionately in a scene at the end of the show? Or did we just do a cheek pick?
Starting point is 00:34:23 And wife and family. Meg, though, you were an absolute crowd favourite. Who was your favourite in one? Oh, Smee, definitely. She was amazing. Totally when Smee came out. Meg is a star.
Starting point is 00:34:37 It's so nice. I put the photos up as well right now if you want to see what Smee look like. I was so proud of everybody in the show. Meg, especially obviously, you brought so much to the role. Can I do a special shout out as well to Bella, our web girl? My wife, when I got home, she was blown away by Bella. Someone that's not necessarily comfortable with being the centre of attention. But, man, she picked it up and ran with both hands.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Like, she was grey on stage. She did a full song together. She held that stage by herself for like a good five minutes singing her song. And then put together the big opener and everything at the start of the show, which is now on Edge Breakfast on Instagram. If you want to check that out. So she was doing all of her work behind the scenes. I was so proud of her.
Starting point is 00:35:18 I was watching side of stage with a huge smile on my face. I think she was on. She does normally start at seven and she's still not at work. So she is running late now. Lazy. She's lazy. Yeah, that is lazy. Clint Megan Tan.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Stinky Boo. Not sure how cringy this is going to be for us, guys. but how it felt and how it sounds listening back at almost 7.30 in the morning might be different. We performed hook the musical, a 20-year-old script that Dan wrote when he was a child and we performed it to a sold-out crowd last night. I think anything that, look,
Starting point is 00:35:51 I didn't have high expectations going into this because as you just said, I wrote this when I was 15 years old. Meg added some narration to the parts and some scripting. But I mean, essentially, there was a handful of people that put this together over a month. We rehearsed it for a week
Starting point is 00:36:07 and put it on stage last night. Hook the musical. Okay, well, Hook did take to the stage and he was an absolute crowd favourite. You heard the man. Hook, Captain James. A small name with a large story. And I know what you're thinking.
Starting point is 00:36:26 You're all thinking it, aren't you? And you're all thinking it too. You're all thinking it. I'm the villain Will I pose this question to you? Maybe I'm not the villain Maybe the boys Oh you're good Dan
Starting point is 00:36:41 Yeah and he was spitting all over the front row They were wearing ponchos actually the first two rows Because that was the splash zone Yeah we had to hand out ponchos So the spitting they didn't get them And they did wear them They did most of the people did One woman came up to me and said
Starting point is 00:36:53 Thank you so much for the ponchos We actually did need those Yeah One lady pointed out all the areas where I spat on her This disgusting It's disgusting, isn't it? Then there was Peter Pan. You've heard of me?
Starting point is 00:37:04 Good. And you know I can fly. I never grow up and I never lose. Neverland is a game. Some people don't like games. His name is Hook. Always serious. They were an incredible audience, weren't they?
Starting point is 00:37:22 Yeah, they were. Meg was an absolute star playing Smee, the sidekick of Captain Hook. How did my accent go? Um, I... It was... It was mixed. People think I fall captain because I have to.
Starting point is 00:37:37 They're wrong. I follow my captain because I choose to... Oh, I've seen him at his worst. I have. It's just a rage and broken man. It's going in and out. I need to fall apart. And I've seen him before he went bad too.
Starting point is 00:37:50 When it was just in my... Young lads against the world. Oh, wow. It really is just going in and out. That's enough, Clint. I think you come in Ireland, America. A little bit of wild of India there as well. That was my favourite.
Starting point is 00:38:03 India was my favourite. How much time did you spend sailing the Indian Ocean? Yeah, I spent a lot of time sailing and I just pick up little bits and pieces with every spot that I touched down on. And then Tink was obsessed with Peter Pan, but unfortunately he only had eyes for Wendy, so that made her rather sad. Do you know what it is to be a fairy? We may be small, but we feel very deeply.
Starting point is 00:38:27 Every joy, every jealousy. every love of Peter I always have but people loved when she went in she is believed do you believe in Love Neverland everyone loved that they all got on
Starting point is 00:38:43 singing she went up the aisle yeah it was she was great yeah she wasn't I was very proud in fact mostly proud of Bella I think her girl she was incredible
Starting point is 00:38:53 yeah because she really just got robed into this she just collateral damage wasn't she hey team says Ashley I just want to say hook was fantastic you did so well. Dan, you portrayed.
Starting point is 00:39:04 Hook so well and Meg, well. Well, Smee, and there's something about absolute show stealer. Yeah, you were a show stellar, Meg. Thank you. And we will have some highlights, Nick, later on after 8 o'clock of the kiss or no kiss that Meg and I had between each other. No one had seen the kiss in rehearsal.
Starting point is 00:39:23 You guys were like, maybe we don't need to do it. We could just kind of lean in and put our faces together. It didn't need to be done, did it? Yeah, but did these. to embrace in a passionate kiss in front of 160 paying fans. Coming up next. I'm not going to be around the bush here.
Starting point is 00:39:40 I was pulled over by a police officer this week and it's got something to do with the Ash London show. In fact, I blame Ash London. Really? Yes. Our incredible drive show caused me to get in trouble with the police. Dan got in trouble and he's trying to pass blame to the Ash London show
Starting point is 00:39:59 because I have an idea as to what it is. I think she has to wear some of the blame here because if she hadn't done what she had done, then Dan would have never been fine. I don't know. I'll let you be the judge. I'm on I under the edge, text, 33443. I was listening, as I do every afternoon to
Starting point is 00:40:18 our incredible afternoon show, the Ash London show with Yaz and Harrison. And there was a moment in the show. It was the very start of their show. Ash, they did the intro to their show, and then she's supposed to kick off a song and she intros it. And then for whatever reason,
Starting point is 00:40:35 she stuffed it up and ended up playing like two songs over the top of each other. I know what happens is sometimes you've got a mouse and you click play to hit the song off. Right.
Starting point is 00:40:45 And if you double click the mouse by accident, it plays the song, skips the song and then smashes into like an ad break. Well, you all know you stuff up but I thought more of a bash. It happens to even the best of us.
Starting point is 00:40:56 I mean, I don't do it, but you know. Wow. Right, you too. So. I used to. This happens. And then you being the lovely supporter friend, did you text her something along the lines of,
Starting point is 00:41:06 hey, things happen. You've got a great show. I'm sure that nobody noticed that. Have we got the audio there of what she did? Play this down. So this is what happened on here. This is what went live. An absolute tune to kick us off for your Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Years and years with King, you're on the edge, you absolute hottie. Cool. It was a shock. And not poor fairness to where she was probably like, oh, I stuff that up. Yeah. Hating herself. I texted going, that was seamless or something along those lives.
Starting point is 00:41:42 No, you'd text her sick. Oh yeah, I said six seg, man. Which seg is like a thing, you know, sort of. Segging up the music. So you were being in ass. I was being in ass. You were being in us. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:54 The issue was, and I'm not proud of this, I was sitting at the lights texting, okay, in my car. So you're not allowed. It's illegal. And I will stand by that. I'm sorry, I did it, okay? I text the thing through, had a laugh. A loser. And then all of a sudden I looked in my rear vision mirror.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Whoop, whoop, whoo. Blues and twos, police car behind me, pulls me over. Instant karma. Good on you, Ash. I don't know. Genuinely, it couldn't have been more instant. I literally pressed send. I was laughing.
Starting point is 00:42:23 And then I see the flashing in the background. I pull over $150 fine, $20 to merit points. Because I was texting while driving. And it's not allowed. Bad. Yeah, Ash has got someone looking out for her that the universe doing a dirty work for her, very good, Ash.
Starting point is 00:42:35 It turns out that I, to be fair, didn't know that just because you parked at lights, I thought you could text because you stopped. You can't. And the police officer explain that to me. Now I'm in the no. Yeah. Instant karma, though.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Like, completely. Like, couldn't have been more instant. And I want to apologise to Ash, although I would love 70 bucks. Do you want half of it? Yeah, I want half. Action. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:58 I don't know if she will. She's very generous. All right, well, let's jump into a massive tune. Kelly Holiday, dancing two. It's 18 to 8. Clint, Megan, Dan on the edge. Oh, Jesus. Clint, Megan Dan.
Starting point is 00:43:11 Oh, my gosh. All right, the A-lister list. We decide which celebrities deserve to be at the top, and which ones are okay with being a B-lister or a C-lister. Now, Meg, you've got three names out imagining you were about to throw out. Let's just remember that it's just fame. We always seem to lose our way here. The A list is the most famous people worldwide.
Starting point is 00:43:33 That's it. Not talent, not anything. Just fame. Right. It's the battle of the last name, boys. Robin Williams. Serena Williams. Ferald Williams. Bloody hell. Okay. There's at least two B-listers in there.
Starting point is 00:43:51 You're joking. There's two A-listers and there's a B. Maybe C. Okay, so let's go the first one. Robin. Robin Williams. A. Yeah, I suppose his fame spans countries based on what he does. If you're saying Spos that I feel like you're not sitting at an A.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Yeah, but he's, if I'm in the party, filled with A-lis, he's not the first person I'm going to get an autograph from. Oh shit, he's one of my first. He's one, he's come back from the dead, so that's... Again, but Meg's letting her opinion and her bias cloud her judgment, A-Dam, because she loves him. There's lots of Williams' last names. Could have done Robbie as well.
Starting point is 00:44:26 He's the thing. And the reason I've been a little bit... Most famous, actually. Robin Williams, RIP, are going to be the most famous Williams. Robin? Yeah. That's who I said, Robin. I thought about Robbie Williams.
Starting point is 00:44:38 No, I said Robin Williams. Oh, I was talking about Wham! No! She said Robin Williams, Clinton. Jesus Christ, okay, I'm stopping here. You can see where the confusion lies. Robin Williams. Okay, all day.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Thank you. I love Robin Williams. I think he's fantastic in Mrs. Doutfire. Hook. He's in that as well. He's in numerous other movies. It shames me to say it, but I think he's now a B. Right, we're moving on.
Starting point is 00:45:04 You're cooked, mate. Serena Williams, A. One of those famous people in sport, that name. She's a B. She's a shit. She's the most talented female tennis player in the world. No, even just female. She's one of the most talented tennis players in the world.
Starting point is 00:45:23 She's not on the level of a Beyonce, a Taylor Swift. I disagree completely. If we said who's the most famous tennis player in the world, we're not saying it's Venus or Serena Williams. I would be, absolutely. You'd be like Nadal or Federer. I'd be saying that Serena and Venus Williams 100% and there'll be people agree with that.
Starting point is 00:45:39 She's the most famous tennis player to ever exist. I'd say top three, yeah, absolutely. No, I said the most famous. Yeah, I know, but you said two other names. I'm saying top three, I said what the most famous tennis players in the world, 100% Serena Williams would be up there with me. She's a B. Next. I got her at A.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Feral. C. Yeah, I think it might be a thing. See, Ferrell Williams is a C, and I don't think he's ever been an A. He might have at his prime time when he was working with Darth Punk. Happy. Maybe a B, but he's a C now. I think people would struggle to put a face to his name.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Like everybody, you go, who's Ferell Williams? And if you showed them 10 photos, I think most people might struggle to pick him. Robin Williams, one of my favourite actors, but here's a B-lister. All right, Robin Williams, Serena Williams, Ferrell Williams, where are we sitting with the A, B, and C list? That's diabolical from you, the Robin Williams call. I think Look, B is not a bad place to be Misses Delphire, Goodwill Hunting
Starting point is 00:46:29 Aladdin, he spans all generation All from the 90s, there'll be genzies that don't know who he is Well, you can't do any movies now, Dan Surprise, surprise, we can't decide So we throw it over to you You get the final vote on who deserves to be an A Lister and who is a B or even C Lister You know what I love about our Listers
Starting point is 00:46:46 Is that they love getting involved as well And argue with us We're all arguing together And then at the end we'll all become friends again Absolutely. We're like a weird dysfunctional family. We're looking at Robin Williams, Serena Williams, and Farrell Williams.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I'm going to look in Farrell as a C. Straight off the bat, it's happening. I don't even think anyone's voted for him as a B or an A, so most people are C. Honor has Farrell at an A-lister. No. How cooked is that? She's here with us this morning.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Morning, Anna. Hi. Okay, so you all is so lovely that you've put Pharrell Williams in A. Bless you. He did have a little movie made about him, Oh, we've all had movies made about us, Hey, well.
Starting point is 00:47:25 If Perel's a no list, then you must have everyone else in A, because I think he's the least face out of the three. So what did you put it, Robin Williams at? A. Okay, Serena Williams? A. Okay, so you've given everyone an A. I don't know if you'd be a good teacher.
Starting point is 00:47:45 You'd be giving everyone A's. It'd be great if you're in honors class. All right, Jono, what is Robin Williams? Morning guys, Robert Williams, definitely an A. Okay. John O'O. Serena Williams. Definitely an A.
Starting point is 00:47:59 She's the only tennis player that I actually know. Yeah. And Farah Williams? Sadra's sister. Definitely C. No idea he is. Yeah, right, yeah. Hey, and Jono, you're at the Hockey Musical last night.
Starting point is 00:48:11 You enjoy it? I was. It was bloody fantastic, guys. Oh, thank you, bro. I appreciate you taking the time to come out on a Monday night and support us. This is really shocking me about Serena Williams. I know that she is one of the most. famous tennis players in the world, but there is a lot of people that have said B as well.
Starting point is 00:48:27 But the same amount is with Robin. Let's see you, Sarah. What do you think? Robin Williams is? Well, surprisingly, since I'm from a generation, but I say B. Serena's a B. I just, it's just too long ago. Oh, Robin.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Oh, Robin. So Robin's a B. Yeah, but he'd still be doing stuff now if he was still alive. Well, we don't know, don't you? I think he died in A-lister and he remains an A-lister. And then... Yeah. Oh, do you people always remain an A list?
Starting point is 00:48:56 I don't know. All right. Serena Williams? Definitely A. Yeah. If someone asked me for tennis player, that's he would say. Okay, cool. And for our Williams?
Starting point is 00:49:06 C. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think maybe we just... See. Ferrell's a C. Can you guys just stop asking people? Okay, so we move over to Meg now, who has collated all the text,
Starting point is 00:49:16 and there is a lot this morning for this. Oh, God, it's... So we're debating Robin Williams and Serer. Marina Williams. Where are we putting them? Okay, Robin Williams is an A. Okay. Rob and Williams sitting in as an A list. To put him in now, Robin Williams.
Starting point is 00:49:36 He's locked in. Alongside your Brad Pits, you Tom Cruise's. Scarlett Johansson, Jack Black. Yeah, some incredible names in that A list. Some that probably deserve to be on the B list, but they're in there. But we won't debate them twice. Now, Serena Williams, she's had a movie made about her and her sister Venus. Yeah, Will Smith played their dad
Starting point is 00:49:55 Probably the most famous female Tennis player in the world And she is on the I think I've just got to Unfortunately put her as a B But I do think there are more A's than B's there But I feel like there'd be an outrage With you guys if I put her in an A list
Starting point is 00:50:09 No, I think if there's a number of Bs We have to put her there She can't be an A Lister She had about the same amount as well, rub him But you get the final vote No, I'm yeah I don't know what to do with this one guys It's about equal
Starting point is 00:50:22 so I'll put her as a B this morning. I think that she deserves to be there. The B list, it's very rare that sports people get off the B list. They have to be like an elite. Michael Jordan. Yeah, he's an A-lister. I just don't. Serena Williams.
Starting point is 00:50:38 Tennis is not as big as basketball. She needs a basketball like movie made about her, which would be unlikely considering she plays tennis. I think she would be the most famous female athlete in the world. She probably is. Well, then how is she not an A-lister? Go on, dead? That's why, look, I didn't put her in a B.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Yes, you did? Yes, I did. You did? Okay, and then Farrell is locked in as a C. I mean, someone's six through saying Serena's a C. She's not a C. No, no way. She's upper echelon to the B.
Starting point is 00:51:07 I'll give her that. All right, take the edge off my life. Don't be a Lexi. And forget to set your alarm. She has since messages to show being like, I'm so sorry, guys, it's too late. Yes, you're $300 in cash. She's gone back into the prize pool.
Starting point is 00:51:20 we will call hopefully you if you've registered to try and offer you the cash you just have to answer with take the edge off my life next Clint, Meg and Dan Let's go Take the edge off
Starting point is 00:51:33 Take the edge off Take the edge off You could be winning whatever you need To take the edge off So Meg we're going to be calling someone next Who needs $550 To send their child to a school camp I had no idea
Starting point is 00:51:46 That it cost that much Well technically they're asking for half that because they said I share the cost with my son's dad. So my split for camp is 275. Right. Well, the thing is, here's the thing. I remember when I was at school, and it was like all you needed really for school camp
Starting point is 00:52:02 was a parker, a sleeping bag, and in my case, like some plastic sheeting to go on the mattress because I was a bedwether. So like that's not costing $100, $270, is it? $550 altogether, really. Well, actually, Amy is a school principal, and maybe she can shed some line. on the cost of school camp
Starting point is 00:52:21 because my kids are going on school camp at the end of this year, the year fives and sixers. It does seem high, Amy, but I guess it depends on what your school camp is and what you're doing and what you've organised, I guess. Yes, it depends on a lot of things. Like, we've had some school camps that cost us up to $750. Wow.
Starting point is 00:52:40 But we do a lot of fundraising to bring that price down to, say, $450,500. Yeah, there's just so much to factor in. There's the food, there's accommodation, there's transport. You've got to pay for the parent helpers as well. Oh, you pay for them? Yeah, I mean, some schools do, some don't. But it's always nice. People have to take a week off work to be able to support that.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Absolutely. Yeah. Hey, Amy, do you still send the permission slip home and you have to tick the box if you're a child's a bedwetter like I was back in the day? Absolutely. And then we just teach them a little technique of how to sneak their pull-ups on in the sleeping bag. Oh, that's cool memory for me. I remember that more than the school camp
Starting point is 00:53:24 having to sneak in my pull-ups. That's great. That's great to know that there are tactics. All right, let's call this person and see if they're going to pick up at all that. Okay. Hopefully they do. Have you edge of my life.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Wow, day. Oh, thank gone, Marina. It's covered for you. You're half, 275 bucks. It's all covered for the school camp. Are you listening this morning out of interest, Marina? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
Starting point is 00:53:52 I am. I'm driving a bus, so I'm listening. Okay, you're going to have to tick that box for any of your kids? Yeah, awesome. I'll pay it straight into their account, no worries. Okay, she's just the question there. Good, yeah, but that's a embarrassing question, too, you have to ask. It's very cool. Thank you so much. You're welcome, Marina.
Starting point is 00:54:10 She's like, just give me my money. I'm driving a bus, guys. Is she driving a bus? Yeah. Wow. Okay, nice. We're kids in it. She must be Bluetooth.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Hopefully she's pulled over. Hands free. Yeah, sorry, kids. Just got to win some kids. cash here. Wow, someone else said, as a Karina, tech saying, my school camp is $780. We live in Christchurch, and they go
Starting point is 00:54:30 to Wellington for school camp. Well, shout out to my mom and dad then. I had no idea as a child. I had no even, like, realm of realizing that cost you guys money. $780, that would be crippling for a lot of families. Especially if you've got two kids in that close, like if they're only like a year
Starting point is 00:54:46 or two apart. 100%. Yeah, shout out the parents that are just doing that. That's more of a reason to enter for take the edge off my life if you want something like that. Yeah, we'll continue to do it until we give away $30,000. So if you want your share of a text, the word, edge to 33443, let us know what you need. And we'll help take the edge off.
Starting point is 00:55:04 She was a big night last night. If you've just tuned in at 8 o'clock this morning, wondering what happened with Hooked the Musical. We'll bring you all the highs and some of the few lows. There was a couple of lows, wasn't there? Which we tried to turn into highs. Yeah. Next.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Last night, Hooked the Musical took to the stage for the very first M. potentially last time in front of a paying audience, a script that Dan wrote 20 years ago not knowing his friends, would turn into reality. It was a one-night-only situation, wasn't it? We went into this knowing that it would be one performance, and who knows what will happen in the future.
Starting point is 00:55:40 But Meg, you and I on stage with Clint, Baller, our web producer? It was, to me, the one-night-only situation, and I thought it went as well as it could have. really proud for us to have put this together in the last five weeks, but really a week and a half. Yeah, there was a fight scene between Dan
Starting point is 00:56:01 and I. Yes, that was very good boys. Yeah, and Dan did not hold back. He spat all over me whilst spitting his lines. You can hear this spit coming out. Pan, I see you've come to face your fate, boy. Are you ready to lose
Starting point is 00:56:17 your hand, old man? I think the question is, are you ready to lose yours? No, I'm pretty sure it's you that might lose your hand. Hook. Pull him off, Hook. I mean, push him off. Yeah, Meg's character was very...
Starting point is 00:56:35 I was quite Randy for my hook. If you want to see a photo of Meg as Smee, you can see it on our story now on The Edge Breakfast. Just text Insta to 3343 and we'll send you back the link. She looks incredible, gorgeous. Thank you so much. Yeah. I found my best.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Then there was the interaction between Smee and Hook. Come, what can I get up here? Maybe you're... size or a nice bubble bath with some socks I could do some... A bubble bath, Smey? Why would I need a bubble bath? I've got someone I need to destroy. Someone you need to destroy, eh? Meg's shaking her booty?
Starting point is 00:57:14 My volunteer is tribute. Who are you talking to, Sue? Genuinely, I think when she came out, I had not seen her dressed as Smee. She kept a very secret. I looked at her when she first walked on stage, like a groom looking at his bride for the first. time, except that bride was butt ugly. We tried so hard to keep it together for that. And I did
Starting point is 00:57:38 up into a point, and then when Dan was laughing, I lost it as well. This was the moment. I, Colin! The question is, Clinton. Did Megan I kiss on the night? We had plans to do it. Yeah, we'd always planned, but we'd never seen it in rehearsal, because we're like, oh, maybe you guys will save
Starting point is 00:58:04 it for the night, maybe on the night it'll feel weird and you can kind of fake it. Here's the build-up. I guess there's nothing else left to do, Sire. We've Come to that point of the night Well there must be something to me Should we just go ahead with it then? Do they kiss?
Starting point is 00:58:30 Did we fall in love? Is Guy still with Meg? Is Hannah still with me? All these questions answer next. Clint, Meg and Dan. Did these two? Meg and Dan kiss during Hook the Musical last night in front of a live sold-out crowd.
Starting point is 00:58:46 All right Then we're beating around the bush Let's just take you to the Adlibbed scene might I add There was a moment where Smee's character Meg, Smee walks off stage And Dan as Hook
Starting point is 00:59:00 Goes wait And then the script goes in the bin And me and Dan Just say what comes to our minds We just let the theatre gods Speak through us Speak through us And I guess
Starting point is 00:59:13 As us as conduits This is right at the NC We've had about 20, 25 minutes of... Build up. Yeah, Meg putting a lot down that Hook hasn't been picking up until this moment when he goes, hold on, she might be...
Starting point is 00:59:24 Sorry, he might be into me. All adlipped, not scripted at all. Thank you. Smee, we've sailed the seven Cs together, haven't we? Oh, and if you wouldn't mind, Sire, wouldn't mind if you explore one more C with me. One more C, what do you mean? C stands for my...
Starting point is 00:59:43 Okay. Okay, so that goes on For about a minute And then as the music builds You know if you're gonna do it There's a moment in the song As it hits that crescendo moment Will you either kiss or you don't kiss
Starting point is 00:59:58 I wasn't vibing it I'll be honest I was like I just don't think I can go through with this Then the crescendo in the song came And Meg's Grabbed your head These gorgeous lips started coming towards mine Yeah grabbed his face
Starting point is 01:00:11 Yep I had to make this split decision So I've come to that point of the night well there must be something's me should we just go ahead with it then to
Starting point is 01:00:33 sorry that was had lived again I don't know where that came from I don't remember him that she'd never see that in rehearsals ever I don't know where they came from and I think that was sort of the precursor Clint to the feelings that started flying for me because obviously the
Starting point is 01:01:05 just the feelings of that kiss. Really had her deep because I got a text from her when I got home last night at 10 o'clock as well. Like quite quite late. She was obviously laying in bed. She was reeling on that kiss still thinking about it. She's still... Some tongue in while we were kissing as well.
Starting point is 01:01:21 I did not do that. Absolutely not. Now you read into this what you will, Clint. Have a list and you tell me that she's not in love with me now. I'll try to be impartial. What are you talking about? Okay, so this is how it reads. This is the text I got. What a joy Dan. Now it's true Meg. You were amazing. You shine.
Starting point is 01:01:37 so bright yada yada yada then she finishes the message like this i feel so lucky to work with you doing something we have never done before and being better than i ever imagined the kiss obviously she's talking about there right i wouldn't have wanted to do it with anyone else dot dot dot dot i love you okay he's line he's line oh don't adela like you don't know this message this message sorry this message was to you and clit clit clit you've seen this she's not trying to But I didn't read it like Dan was reading because I guess I wasn't looking for the underlying messages. There's no underlying message.
Starting point is 01:02:14 I said, what a joy. Dan, you are amazing. You shine bright. That is correct. And I said, cleanse, you're proving yourself to be a triple three again again. Your kids would have been so proud of you. Yeah, very platonic. And then I said, I feel so lucky to work with you both
Starting point is 01:02:26 and do something we've never done together before and it being better than I thought. I wouldn't want to have done it with anyone else. I love you both. No, you said I love you. Which we mean both It's two of you Oh so you've changed it
Starting point is 01:02:40 Oh that's Seems odd doesn't it Is misleading Are you still with Guy Yes of course I'm still with Guy Same You wouldn't have wanted to do it
Starting point is 01:02:48 With anyone else What do you mean The show Like a musical Yeah What else could I be talking about True You've sport all my dreams there
Starting point is 01:02:57 Did she put L OVE or LUV Calib Capitals L OVE No what I said Capitals Oh my god damn And then like fire emoji
Starting point is 01:03:06 He's in a heart. He's joking. Don't listen to him. I mean, that's how some of the best relationships start as friendships before they become lovers. I think the chances of that happening with Megan, I was very slim. Very slim. We both had happy relationships and absolutely no sexual attraction.
Starting point is 01:03:20 My mum did ask me though, by the end of the night she goes, how was the kiss? I was like, we like literally put lips together in front of an audience. It was awful. We like touched lips. There was no movement with those lips. We were holding our breath. Well, would you like to give a warning to Megan Dan?
Starting point is 01:03:36 And did you start out as friends with your now lover? And you go, just be careful, guys. I had no idea what was around the corner. And now, look, we're married with children. Yeah, like, was it, I'd love to talk to someone that, because a lot of people were friends before they were, you know, partners in a relationship way. Some of the best.
Starting point is 01:03:53 But, like, were you friends for a long time before it turned into something more? I'd love to talk to someone. Okay. I went under the edge of that's you. Ideally, one person, because we need some phones. here. We'd love to know if you've ever gone from friends to lovers
Starting point is 01:04:11 and if you would like to give a warning to our Megan Dan who took their friendship to a new level last night on stage at Hook the Musical when they passionately kissed one another and sent the crowd into his story. Three, two
Starting point is 01:04:26 I gave the crowd where they wanted. I genuinely think this is Megan, I don't know if you would agree with me. We are the most friends-owned people. you and I in the history of friends owning. I think in the history of time.
Starting point is 01:04:44 It's truly shocking sometimes that you are not blood-related as a brother. I don't have a sister, but if I did, I think I would prefer her to you. That's on you. And I don't mean that in a horrible way.
Starting point is 01:05:03 We're just such good friends. It's almost like you guys are overplaying your hands so much. I find you, repulsive or there's like there's no nothing sexual way and then it's almost like now I'm going maybe
Starting point is 01:05:17 you do find each other like you're almost I don't know you're peddling the story so hard it's almost going the other way for me but you agree that he's pedaling he it's almost like he wants us to be a couple yeah he's a cuck yeah he is a cuck and he is the guy with the chair in the corner
Starting point is 01:05:32 literally all right let's go to Olivia Olivia friends to lovers what happened hi So my husband and I, we actually met when we were like 13. We just started high school. And we'd been best friends for like seven years. I was actually probably quite nasty to him because he was really friends owned.
Starting point is 01:05:57 Yeah. And then I decided to move over to the UK to be a nanny for about a year. And while I was over there, we just started like chatting and then started to decide, decided to start dating. Oh wow. Like long distance or was he in the UK as well? Yeah, yeah, long distance. Right. So six months of long distance and then I moved back home and then I actually fell pregnant like four months later. Oh my goodness. So one second, but how do you end up dating when you're overseas? So how does that conversation happen? You moved to the UK and then you decided to start dating. That's weird. Yeah, I don't know. I think like what they say like distance makes a heart grow fonder.
Starting point is 01:06:38 Yeah. Oh yeah. And a little bit of the way. And a little bit of the UK. And a little bit of the UK and then you decide. I'm Olivia, did you, when you were, like, initially friends back in the day, did you have feelings for him in that way at all, or was it purely platonic back then? I was definitely more platonic. I think when I was about 18. I remember we were in, like, a club. And I'd said to him, I was like, we'll be together one day, just not right now.
Starting point is 01:07:01 Okay, so do you want to give a warning to Meg and Dan? Because obviously, you've seen it happen. And are you worried about these two at all? No. Okay. No. I appreciate that, Olivia. She's like Meg's got better taste than that.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Amber, morning. Morning. Morning, Amber. You're not calling for necessarily the friend's only thing. You're calling about Hooked a musical last night. You came along. Oh, it was amazing. Right, and what did you think of the kiss?
Starting point is 01:07:30 Yeah, was it? Because I came with my daughter. I came with my older daughter. And she was like, Mom, they kissed for longer than I thought. Meg was the one that kept holding She was like pushing towards me I was trying to pull away
Starting point is 01:07:46 So yeah He kept going Yeah a bit of a headlock Situation So were you getting friendship vibes Amber? Or more than Friendship vibes
Starting point is 01:07:54 Um Oh I'm sort of like Ambert No you're not This is so done Oh God Meg hung up on it See she's in denial Okay what about Ryan from Funga
Starting point is 01:08:05 Hey Ryan did you travel all the way From Northland To watch the gig Last night I had to Couldn't miss that Now is this Ryan my mate
Starting point is 01:08:15 That we I uh Hitchiked with you For a long period of time That's fine Yeah A few years ago We've got to know each other
Starting point is 01:08:23 A little bit better Of course Prince and lovers Not as intimately as me and I There might have been a few things That happened on the road But uh And Ryan
Starting point is 01:08:34 You said you'd never speak about those again We would take those to our grave Ryan you saw the kiss With your own eyes what did you think afterwards? Oh, there was a few hands that were wandering, so I think they've got reasons to be concerned. This is ridiculous, thank you, Ryan.
Starting point is 01:08:52 Yeah, Meg, I think, is either a phenomenal actor, or she did cover feel while I could. You know what? Went in Rome and she only had that one spot. She's married, you know, and Guy gave her his blessing. She got a free pass, she's going to use it. She's only human, I did? Exactly, exactly.
Starting point is 01:09:12 No, it was a fun night. And Meg, if I was going to kiss someone platonically, it'll always be you. It will always be you. Never again, but always you. Never again, obviously not. It's disgusting, really. Clint, Meg and Dan. Lesh goal.
Starting point is 01:09:23 All right, a few stories of chucking your radar for 30th of June, Tuesday. As of the 1st of April, a few changes coming to things you're paying for, governmental-wise. So New Zealand Post, from the 1st of July, the price of all domestic courier and express products and services will increase. What? So now if you want to send a large letter, which is an average size to a letter, who's sending a letter these days anyway? I send letters. $3.60 it used to be.
Starting point is 01:09:48 Of course you do. Yeah, yeah. And so now it's $4.90 to send a letter. That's crazy. It used to be about $0.45 to send a letter to someone. Oh, you know, to get it to a dollar or so. But now it's actually $5 to send a letter in the mail to your nana. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:02 And also if you were on paid parental leave from the 1st of July, you were going to get an increase. Oh, nice. match inflation. So it used to be $788.66 per week. That's now going up to $811. So a little quite a good increase. It's like nearly 20 bucks. Damn, one of my baby this year.
Starting point is 01:10:22 Yeah, true. It's still annoying. How would you feel if you ordered food sitting at home and then it never arrived? Oh, that's happened to me before. Yeah. How did you feel? Let down, Clinton.
Starting point is 01:10:34 And also hungry. Yes, right. Well, then you're not going to like this new app that has just come out of South Korea. It is called Food Never Comes. It's much like the websites where you can go jump online and buy things, add to cart, put in your credit card,
Starting point is 01:10:50 but you never actually buy anything. And it's just a dopamine hit. So they've jumped off the back of that and they're doing it effectively with food delivery, like a Door to Ash or an Uber-Aids. Food never comes. You jump online, order the food, punching your address.
Starting point is 01:11:03 It's got the little bike or the little car saying that your food is delivered to you or whatever, but it never shows up and instead it just shows you how much money you saved and how many calories you didn't consume. Right.
Starting point is 01:11:15 Then you get your domain hit and go on about your day. I like that. Especially if you're a health conscious person, calorie counting. Yeah, then you go, I was going to eat 1,200 calories
Starting point is 01:11:25 and instead I didn't and I saved $35. And something else, some good news. I know there's a lot of bad news in the news. So this is some positive stuff that's happening.
Starting point is 01:11:35 It just came out that beavers solved a flooding problem in West London that some human engineers couldn't figure out. There's a flooding problem in West London and I'm reading through the article now but apparently it was going to be a very big bill for the council to fix and then the Beavers came along
Starting point is 01:11:51 and fixed it for free. They figured out the engineering that humans couldn't do and they put a dam in when a dam needed to be. Beaver's fixed everything eh? Me too always been a fan of the Beaver haven't you? Yeah, Beaver honestly fixes everything.
Starting point is 01:12:03 If I got a problem in my life? Well look at it, they're fixing West London. London. Good for them. Good for them. Actually, a great movie I just watched on the weekend. Hoppers, which is... Oh, it's so good. Yeah, it's a great movie. It's effectively like Avatar, but you hop into the body of an animal,
Starting point is 01:12:19 and this person, this girl hops into the body of a beaver and then tries to work out what's wrong and why all the animals are all like leaving and stuff. I remember the first time I saw a beaver. Yeah? I was 24. You were 24, a liar. You were 26. You lied. Want to hear more
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