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Episode Date: November 27, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Megan, Dan, and Ash for a hilarious and chaotic episode filled with raw, unfiltered conversations. They kick off with funny anecdotes and surprising confessions, including a disastrous gym headphone story and a Christmas party recap involving costumes and hangovers. The team also attempts to set a world record by popping balloons with their butts, which results in a side-splitting segment. Plus, listeners share their funny and festive clashes, while the show wraps up with exclusive live music from Drax Project. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster of laughter and fun! 00:00 Introduction and Welcome02:21 Rev Up Track Suggestions06:49 Insect Rescue Stories08:42 Kids and Gifts11:49 Mechanical Engineer Caller15:55 Radio Roulette21:50 Thanksgiving and Compliments29:43 Black Friday Deals33:50 Life Pharmacy Giveaway35:57 Unboxing and Nickname Debates37:18 Weekly Show Recap41:59 Feel Good Friday Stories45:49 Christmas Clashes and Party Plans55:40 World Record Balloon Popping Attempt01:04:33 DRAX Project Live Performance01:05:53 New Music Friday01:08:14 Zootopia 2 Culprit Reveal01:12:29 Friday Mix and Wrap-Up

This is a podcast from Rover. Some podcast educate, some inspire. We do neither. Welcome to the most unnecessary thing you'll listen to today. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Bej freaky. Clint Megand Dan with Ash London. It's harder in Auckland.

Good morning, 6am Friday. We made it. We made it. I got no headphones on. I'm raw dogging it. Braudging it. Where's me, Jack? Oh, yes.

I had a mate, the gym, you said I bumped, I knew it was chained to him and no headphones. And I was like, oh, do you forget your headphones? He goes, nah, I don't wear him. I was like, raw dog in the gym with no headphones. If I forget them, I just don't go to the gym. Yeah, or it's the worst. They're like halfway through your workout.

They just stop and you go, oh, no. In your ears. You turn them back on, they turn back on, and then 10 singers later they turn themselves back on. I can go for a two hour walk with a headphone. No headphone, two minutes. So bored. Have to go home. Yeah.

Oh, gorgeous. Yeah. They need, like, charges or something. They do need to invent ones that recharge Clint. Yeah, that is a good idea. It's our Christmas party last night. We had to get up early, so we partied early in the day and didn't go out at night. But I imagine there's going to be some very dusty heads.

No one from My FM was in when I arrived. Yeah, so long story short, we went as Corelladerville. Your husband's the boss. Yeah. And there's 101 Dalmatians. It was so cute. Oh, I was going to go, but didn't end up going. But they made me still some little Dalmatian ears,

and they were sitting on my desk this morning, like just sad sitting there because I didn't go. It was so cute seeing everyone dressed up. This is so Emma, our amazing promo manager. She's the one that made the ears for everyone. And sitting on her desk was this pair of Dalmatian ears with a label, it said Dan on it. And then as everyone was turning up and we're all like,

yeah, we're going to get in the Uber's and go. She goes, oh, I'll take Dan's with me because I'll just meet, we'll meet him there. And I said, oh, I'm so sorry, he's not coming. And the look on her face. She made them with a good. glue gun, a headband, and felt... I mean, they look handmaid, if I'm honest.

Shut up. Do you know that Yaz couldn't find a Dalmatian costume, so she got a cow costume? She probably doesn't know the difference. And like the front of the cow costume had this massive utter on it kind of thing. But then the udders were like the teats are all pointing and so she tucked them in and had these inverted nipple out of this. Oh, weird name. Why? She's such a mess.

Clint, Megan Dan. Oh my gosh. All right, a lot of people texting this morning. Very well. You guys... So you have been trained well over the last four days. We've been giving you the chance to score 500 bucks cash and a body armor light prize pack

just by suggesting your rev-up track to get us all going. Now, who knew this many people were awake at 6 a.m. in the morning. Right. So many people. We should always give away $500 at 6 a.m. Yeah. Let's go to Alex, because Alex, I believe, this song is my favourite song, probably of all time,

in my top five anyway. Someone suggested Celine Dion. Good morning, Alex. Good morning. back for redemption after yesterday. Yeah, I knew you were on yesterday. Now, what is the song you're suggesting today? Mr Brightside, The Killers.

Great song. You can't really go wrong with that song, can you? Do you know what's voted by Rolling Stone, the song is the number one song of the 2000s? Oh, I'll say that's the most overplayed throwback ever. Well, it probably is as well. I could probably take two titles. Actually, I was to email it's yesterday.

Yeah. What did you suggest yesterday, Alex? Base hunter All I ever wanted bass hunter Yeah, this today's suggestion's better She's gone, it's two from two great suggestions It's the kind of woman she is Good morning, Luke

Morning Good morning Good morning He's not coming in with any sort of heat I think he's just got this calm assurance That he's got this off Before you give us our song Let's guess what he does for a job

I reckon he's some sort of farmer Oh I would have gone tradey Chippy Chippy I'm going to say he drives something Oh yeah Who's closer? I'm a teacher.

Oh my good, I would never have guessed that. Hey, I would be in love with you if I was a teenager and you and my teacher. Look, are you the teacher that won easy money about like a few weeks back? Correct. And I told him you had a voice, the hot voice then, which is embarrassing. That's the same way I was getting flashbacks. Yeah, you absolutely right, that is him. Well, you would have got hotter in Ash's eyes because you've got a great suggestion for the track.

I think I do Especially for a Friday I can make to have my headphones off His voice is too much Okay What is it Vinga boys We like to party

Big Banga Buzz is coming And everybody's jumping New York The face is the ashes pulling right now May I remind you again You are married Thanks Luke Johnny

What's your rev-up track suggestion That's a Kiwi classic Clint Don't know you love this, gets me on the dance floor. It's poor year. That's here, maudeclo. Can't move to where he, bro. This is one of the great New Zealand songs of all time. Do you know, I also see you a poor year, Johnny, and hit you with 35.

Ah, oh, my God. That's a great sound. It's got. Rob Ruhar. I played a lot, eh, when at first. Now we can't not play these and play bingo boys, can we? Yeah, no, we have to. I mean, I wanted Alex to win.

We'll give Alex something because two from two, great, but I want some poor year. This is doing something to my soul, this music. Can we play poor year? Okay. Of course you can. Okay, I was asking Johnny just to make sure. I think if Johnny says yes, we can, sure.

Yeah, yeah, of course you can. Hey, Johnny, that's a good news, brother. You've just scored yourself 500 bucks and a body arm, light. Prize pack, my bro. I appreciate it. Thank you, guys. Love you, darling. Thanks, mate.

Bodyamolite, rapid hydration, irresistible taste. Get around it. He's such a gentleman that he said, thanks guys, thanks Ash, because I'm not a guy. Yeah, that's lovely, isn't it? I would have just loved you with the boys, but anyway. I know, I would be okay with that. Here it goes.

I can't remember the last time the Edge played it. Why not? The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Patera Māori Club. It is your rev-up track, thanks to them. What a day to be alive. Body armor light and also thanks to Johnny

who suggested it and is $500 richer congrats of my bro yeah 1987 that song was released damn

I don't remember last we played a song from the 80s on the edge we may get in a little bit of trouble from who yeah

no one's getting us true because we'd only get in trouble because there's a song from the 80s right but then we go oh wow that sounds racist why don't you want us

play a Māori songs on the edge also you'd never know it was from the 80s it's quite a moment like it's quite timeless that song you'd never know

I always been going on team A little bit of a coffee catch up, a little whip around How do you guys feel about saving lives of insects When they get stuck inside your house? No, I'm Australian, so a lot of the time The insect can kill you So I'm pretty of the, you know, like if it's a dangerous spider See you later

If it's a non-dangerous spider, put it on a piece of paper together at time I'm the same as you, I kill it all costs My wife on the other hand If it's not going to kill you, I take it outside I took a creative license then My wife's the complete opposite She's like saving as many lives as she can. So we've had daddy long legs and stuff in the house.

She's like, please just let it live. And so I put a cup over her, take it outside. You don't even need to take a daddy long legs outside. That's pretty much like having a... I know! A daddy long leg is like, yo, I live inside. I eat insects for you. Hannah will go, there's a big spider in the kitchen.

And I'll come out. It's a little daddy long legs. She'd last one day in Australia. Nightmare. You get huntsmen's the size of like 10 centimetres wide and people just live with them on their kitchen wall because they know they can't hurt you. Guys, yesterday there was a bee, like one of those fluffy, cute ones.

Oh, bumblebee. A bumblebee inside our house. And it was dying. You know how like they get obviously really exhausted in the day? Because I've been trying to get out the window. And I was like, you've got to save it, you've got to save it. So I put a cup over it, took it outside. And it looked like it was dying.

You know, like it was sitting there. You know, you had a look on its face like I'm fed up. And then I, Handel was like, get some honey, get some water. I don't think they eat honey. And they just like Apparently they do So we put a little dollop of honey In front of its face

And then a little thing of water Like a little bowl like thing of water And Hannah was like you wait It'll be gone in five minutes And I was like he's dead That thing is dead Five minutes later Away it went

Saved a life They must get really hot over summer Hey It's like a bee We're wearing a Catmandu jacket Those bumblebe Yeah It must get really hot

Because it's like yeah It's like a down Covering it My daughter was having a cry last night I wonder if my mum's listening because she's always listening. Hi, Christine. Yeah, she always has a present for the kids

when they go to her house, always sitting on the end of their bed. Are you on drugs? Too much. A present? Every time. Too much. That's too much, too spoiling.

And so, I mean, it might just be like a kind of surprise or something. Like, it's not always huge, but it's always something. And so they got notebooks. They're all four pack of notebooks. And my daughter was having it cry because she goes, mine have unicorns on them. I'm 10, Dad, I'm not six. And I was like, oh, heartbreaking, because she's too old now for unicorn stuff.

And I said, why don't you tell Nana? And she's like, no, because I don't want to hurt her feelings. And I was like, trying to teach her that you can be honest with people without hurting their feelings. Otherwise, you're just going to keep getting yourself in unicorn. And girls need to learn to speak up for themselves. Yes, that's like a brat, be grateful. But no, that's a big thing to be that age.

Just saying, Nana. I know that you're, you know, like you're feeling like, no, but I'm growing up. I'm not a baby. I want to be honest with you, Nan, I don't want to hurt your feelings, and I appreciate the gift so much and that you do that for us every time. I'm getting a little bit big, though, for unicorns now. And it would be heartbreaking to hear, but then at least you're not buying them a gift there to hold for.

What sort of theme does she want, then? If she doesn't want unicorns. Oh, that's the hard thing, Dan. Maybe you want a Taylor Swift one now because she's a Swift day. Oh, she's, the amount of Taylor Swift that gets played in our house, honestly, we're keeping the lights on in Taylor's house. That is the amount of streaming we're doing. Dan's dream.

Honestly, Taylor Swift must be. kicking herself because it'd piss me off because everybody, as soon as that last album came out, everybody's like, oh, it's not her best work. Now everybody's singing its praises. Yeah, Cam, I don't even know when she became a Swifty, but she'll go Alexa, play life of a showgirl. And then she'll sing it word

for word. It's crazy like that how they just learn things. Mental. And we're too quick to judge these days. You know, at the moment, everybody's like, I don't like it, don't like it. Then weeks later. And also so much of the music we're consuming now is made for TikTok, so it's instantly likable. quick hooks.

Very disposable. But Taylor's, she's done something different. There's a growers and they're, you know, good at her. You're preaching to the converter in my house. Yeah, well, Cam's got good taste. Yeah. And fake animals and music. Because I would say that unicorns are cool.

Yeah. Not if you're 10. No, if you're 10, she's moving on, man. You can come full circle back when you're 37. I know. True, that's true. You know in Scotland, it is their national mascot, the unicorn. It's on like their coat of arms.

Is that true? Yeah. Isn't it? I believe you. Just Google it. I think he's like. 18 past 6, first call of the day, which isn't really first calls. We've had three already, but I will still sort you out with free coffee for the week

and find out what's going on your world. See if you can teach us one thing. Yeah, I love that. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh goal! Normally jumping into first call of the day, but because we've been given away 500 bucks at 6 o'clock every morning, I think Michelle from Woku will end up being our fourth call of the day. I ain't mad about it, though.

I always like the fourth caller. Yeah, actually. Morning, Michelle. Good morning. Mechanical engineer, that is so chic and so smart. Yeah, how long's you trained to do that? I did an apprenticeship, and I think I did it in record time as well. I think it usually takes four and a half years, and I think I did it in two.

Jeez, because that's what women do. That's what women do. When I was at uni, all the boys that were photocopling stuff in the library who did engineering, they were all going, we should have done in communications because I must have represented about, I think it was about 95% women, 5% guys in communications, and it was the opposite in engineering. It was about 95% dudes.

So you could be quite a rare breed in your industry, I'd imagine, Michelle. Yeah, but you get different mechanical engineers, so I'm an automotive mechanical engineer, not the one that does like the building or civil or any of those. That's hot. That is cool. Wait, so you're doing that thing where you're like rolling out from underneath a car,

you know, on those little, like, benches with the tiny wheels? I mean, a creeper? No, I'm not doing that anymore. I'm actually off the tools. So I just, I look after a workshop now. Wait, is the trolley called a creeper? Because Dan thinks you call me a creeper. Yes, it is.

No, no, no, she's going, she was a tone of voice that she spoke to you in, like, you effing idiot. Yeah, she's like, it's called a creeper, Clint. That's all right. She's the boss now. She just oversees people doing that. Do you know I think we need to get rid of the stigma of being ignorant to things that we don't understand

and actually asking questions about them rather than pretending we know what they mean when we really don't? In general, we need to all be better at asking more questions. I'm like that. I'm like, I don't want to ask any questions. I don't want to seem like, but I'm like, no, people like talking about things. Or we pretend we know and then we really know.

Being a mechanical engineer with the automotive industry, Michelle, what car would you say to steer clear of? And what car would you say is the most reliable car? Oh, yeah. Someone's listening right now who's trying to buy a car this weekend, for sure. I can't actually say that. Let's just say that every good brand someone has to buy a lemon, right? Yeah. So, like, someone has to be that small percentage that it happens to, right?

Fair cool, fair cool. That's a very piece. But everyone I know that owns a Rangerover says the gearbox has gone on it into that. Oh, God, Dash, you are so right. Literally, I know five people who have bought Rangervers for it. It's an absolute lemon of a car. If you can't afford a brand-new Rangerover, you can't afford a Range Rover. That's what I've always said

Because you know what, they go wrong You're going to be pumping money into that Michelle can't comment But I know she agrees She's out, she's out But she's nodding along silently Good on you Michelle Thank you

All right Will you hold there We'll grab your details Send a voucher out to you Thanks to our show sponsor Zid You can spin that however you like But All right

No way Thank you very much You just reminded me when you said Zid My four-year-old Australian boy is officially got a Kiwi accent now. He'd say Zid. He said, Zid. I said, what's the number after six? After five, they go, sex.

I said, when you move your body, you run into music, what's it called? Dance Party. He's been here for 25% of his life now, you know? He's basically a Kiwi accent. And all he does now is sing the Today of National Anthem, because Mason, one of the older boys, is obsessed with the All Blacks. So apparently they just stand around hours on end of Keeley. Hindi with the anthem on

repeat singing along to the anthem. You don't want your son to get into rugby. As if I'm letting my son play rugby. I think it's too violent. As if I'm like tennis, golf or chest, take your pinky. Touch. Not even touched up.

Some people touch too hard. The boys are already playing rough with their bloody rugby. I watch to them, I'm like, don't you get involved? I'd be surprised if you ban them from chest, to be honest. Love raspberry, rhubarb, coconut. Your love. Fingers, quick, get arthritis.

Sorry. We've got to pay your wage. Sorry. Love raspberry, rhubarb, coconut, your loves ed's new chill drinks. I want that now. Dan Norty 640, he said he's got it under control.

We did a segment a while ago. In fact, not even on the show. It was another show and it was banned because it was too risky. We're bringing it back next. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Norty 640 time and Dan wanted us to do a little bit of radio.

Brulette. Brulette. It's a little game. We used to play this years ago on the afternoon show I used to work on and we'd just open up the phones. No producer. to screen the calls.

You could say whatever you want. Anything goes. People are going to have their radio up in the background. They're going to be on speaker phone. I mean, usually when you call a radio station, Carl will go, okay, just make sure you keep everything. PC, no swearing. Don't say the F word, get your radio off, get off loud, speaker.

Or the C word. No one likes that one. Do they? Cake. Can I say cake because they don't want to order some. Okay, so are we ready? There's already someone that's called through. Okay.

Do we go to them? Yeah. I'm guessing their names. Is it Michelle? Shelda, I'm Michelle, but my daughter, Ella, wanted to say something today, actually. Oh, how old's Ella? She's about to be 10 in a couple weeks. Oh, my gosh.

She won't know any bad words. This is the segment for her because kids normally don't get through. That's true. He loves listening every morning. Yeah, I don't like kids on the radio, but hey. I love it. Put Ella on. We'd love to chat to her.

Hey, go, Ellie. Hi, Kate. Hi, Miss. Hi, Miss. Hi, Miss. How are you? I'm good, how are you? Yeah, good.

Look, you sound lovely. What's going on this weekend that you're super excited about? My birthday party. What? What are you? How old are you? I'm turning 10, but I'm having an early party. Oh, double digits, babe.

Are you excited to be 10? Yeah, I'm really excited. What are you doing for your party? Well, I was going to go to the laser. force but they all shut down so I'm going to have like this murder mystery party except it's not murder because I'm too young for that.

I know about it but I just don't want to do it. Does that mean? Are you going to dress up for the not murder mystery party? You're going to have a cool costume? Yeah we're doing a wild west soon so I'm going to dress up as a heel cowgirl. Come on!

Ella, you've got a cool mom. There's actually like businesses where you can just order a murder mystery and have all the characters. So you say how many people are coming over and it gives them more characters. You can pick Bogan Wedding and all sorts of different themes. That's so fun. I've done that before. Al, you're going to love

it. It's a really, really cool evening. Really? Yeah, Mom said I might be able to do it when I turn older. Yeah, that's good parenting. Now, Al, you've called through for a segment that I was hoping there would be some controversial stuff said. Oh, well, she's talking about doing a murder mystery at 10. Come on, that's pretty controversial. Can we get something?

I don't want to sweat. I don't tell her to swear on the radio. Do you know any swear words out? Um, yes, but I'm not going to. Go on. What is wrong with you today, Daniel? One time past, that. Oh, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on.

I can just imagine all the people sitting sitting in their room or something listening to this and they're like, ha ha ha, that little girl's weird. Yes. Sheik is the best. Little girl's squared. Hey, we're going to send you a

Family Pass to go and see Zootopia 2, which is out in cinemas right now as part of your birthday present. All right, Al? Thank you. That was one of the ones I've been going to because I wanted to get that one because I won a movie ticket for two.

I'm going to go to that one. I'm not sorry, Michelle. You have done a great job with that little girl, Michelle. What a lovely girl. You can tell. So confident. Beautiful job, Mama. Talk to the man. Talk to the man. Yeah.

I'm crying. And even when we tried to pressure her to swear, she didn't even do it. Ash is crying. Ash is crying because the young girl spoke to adults. No, I can tell she's just got a great hot head on her shoulders and she's going to go far. And we need confident girls to grow into confident women in this world. Yeah, not once a person to tears constantly.

No, I'm just talking about it. All right, thanks, Michelle. Thanks, Michelle. We'll get the family pass out here, all right? Oh, amazing. Thanks, Tim. Now, Carl Thompson, our producer's calling in because he's like me, he wants a little bit of controversy.

Do we answer him? I'll answer him. Is that how I do it? Carl, in five months, it's the first time I've ever answered a call on this show. Well done, you're good at it. Welcome to the Edge Breakfast. Is this the Edge? Yeah, the Edge.

Yeah. Oh, right. Someone told me to turn the radio down. Oh, this is Nick. Well, there's no producers, so I can just ring through and say anything I want. Yeah. You sound like you're on speaker as well, actually, there, buddy. Yeah, turn that off.

Oh, I'm going to play that up. Hang on, I'll put my Bluetooth headset on. That'll sell better, right? No, don't do it. Hang up on them. Clint, Megan Dan. Stinky Boo. Is it today, or did we miss it?

So it's today in the United States of America is Thanksgiving. It's the official day. So do they do the pardon in America, don't they, of the turkey? Yeah, but I don't know if Trump does it. No, he did. I saw a video of him doing it the other day. That's good. Yeah, where he pardons a turkey, and I think it was two turkeys,

and they let them live. because obviously they all have turkey at Thanksgiving. It'd be a hard day to be a vegan in America. You know, everyone's going on about eating bird. Even though it's a very American day, I reckon it's actually a really nice thing to do is give thanks. Because it's not a day in New Zealand where we do give thanks. I've got a few options for, you know, backing music.

I love that. Yeah, I know. Stan Walker. Thank you. Boyst Dement. Amber So I say thank you for the music Jamelia

Wow I forgot that Jamelia's song existed I thought she just did Superstar And then it was done No so here's what I propose Because it's Thanksgiving today In America

Yes we missed it yesterday We go around the room We have one tune each Okay Okay And we'd say thanks to one person in the room About what we appreciate about them Okay

But to pay for for that, Thanksgiving. You also have to say, conversely, one thing that annoys you about them. Oh, about the same person that you've given a compliment. Yeah, same person. The balanced hour.

I pick Carl. Okay. Carl, unbelievable scenes on the producing the last couple of months. So many guests, so on it, it's amazing. You're amazing, an amazing producer. Thank you.

The weight you carry, very impressed. Thanks. But also, I can't be bothered doing this many interviews and you do, it's too much, you're too good at your job, but it means that I have to do more work, and that annoys me. That's fair. That's a perfect start. Well done, Ash. So now it's over to you, Carl.

So you can now give a compliment to someone, but then you have to give them the opposite of that. Clint. Oh, okay. Why is my mic fuzzy? Okay. Clint, um, you're an unbelievable guy, like a one of a kind. You're an incredible broadcaster. No one holds down and carries a radio show as an anchor like you do.

You're a weapon on the panel. True. Your timing the way you can just pull audio out of nowhere just to, you know, emphasize a break. Thank you, Carl. You know it's coming. But. Nope.

This is the best bit. It's so long. And your job is to talk during a break. But the talking doubles outside of the break. It just keeps going. There's just so much talk. all the time, but otherwise, you know, that's pretty good. I'll take that. I'll wear that insult for all the good stuff.

Now, quote, the floor is yours. Okay, Ash, I don't want an insult. I love that you are a lot of the time the captain are bringing the vibe. Like even just earlier, she was like, you know what? Do we all feel like it's a McDonald's morning? And then she jumps on the app and she's ordering us all McDonald's. So great. You don't always make an effort and put on makeup for us.

It's true. Lately, you've been so relaxed. I don't feel like you've been making the sort of effort you did at the start. The standards have slipped out. It's so annoying because I'm usually funniest for some reason, maybe earlier in the show when I give less F's, and I don't put the makeup on if I ever do until later. It's in the video goes online, and it's hilarious, but I look fuggly.

I don't want to share it because I'm funny, but so ugly. Now, this is actually really annoying because I also wanted to do my, to Ash. Oh, I'll take a double insult, I don't mind. Because you get a double compliment. But now it's going to make us look like real assholes.

I never remember when I said that you're ugly but you've got a great personality? Just think of that and then you don't feel bad. Use that as fuel. Yeah. Ash. Yes, darling. I love you to bits.

I genuinely think I've gained a best friend since you've been working here. I think you're so talented. I think you're an amazing, you're so, so funny and just a great friend. I'm crying and now you're going to insult me. But should I, hair straight, no, would you? It's like working with grimace.

Hey, Carl, had it ready, eh? I thought you hear him and clearly talked to the girl. Bridges anemia? Yeah, Dan, my one's for you. Like, I genuinely think that you are the funniest person on this planet Earth. if there is no one that can have my gut hurting like you can when you're cracking jokes. It's absolutely hilarious.

Here we go. I'm so sick at bleeping the only fans. Like, I will not be using the bleeper for the rest of the year, doing my bloody head in. He's called bleepier. Ash gave him that name yesterday because we're constantly getting into peep. And neepia, just so it can go full circle, your laugh gives me life.

Like, when I make you laugh, because sometimes you can hear it through the audio, What's that called when it's waterproof? Soundproof. It's not waterproof. I knew what you meant, but don't spray a hose at it because it will go through. You're the dream person to have around when we're trying to be funny because that deep-hearted laugh makes...

He's like a hype man, eh? It's the best. Yeah, but now you have to insult him. I'm not insulting to you. No, okay. Nah, get me, right. Come on. No, no.

Stop complaining when we ask you to beep shit. Come on. Sometimes your legs, like, you don't tell me when you're going to wear shorts to work. And you cause me and have impure thoughts, and that's on you, not me. That also feels like a bit of a roundabout I'm happy with that insult, thank you. Yeah, mate, you must have the worst game ever though for someone who looks like that

and is as lovely as you are to not have anyone locked down, mate. Your chat must be so shit. Yeah, it's pretty bad, and I just love my house. And also, Ash, Briscoe's 40% of all hair straighters. The Remington one's 30 bucks. You have no excuses. On behalf of everyone with curly hair,

you can get in the bin. Clint, Megan, Dan. 1K-E-Z money Practice makes perfect And now you can play anytime online One bar seven Friday Good morning You can go

Get in the draw for a thousand bucks By playing on the road app Getting 10 out of 10 But if you can do it here right now We'll give the cash to you And chuck into your bank account today 10 correct dances in 30 seconds You can pass but no repeated answers

Those are the rules Quinn Morning Quinn Hello You're like one of the many people around New Zealand Are moving away from the country You're going to London in a few weeks. Yeah, that's correct. True story, babe.

The week, two weeks before I moved to London, I went on deal or no deal and won $132,000. That's meant to be. Oh, my gosh, no way. I was so broke and I was like, I can't afford to move to London that minute, fine. Well, and is it true that if you win a thousand bucks now and you convert that to pounds, you'll probably get about 300?

I don't know. Yeah, that's so true. Yeah, probably is not great. Yeah, but can I say something. I've lived in London for a couple of years. It's so easy to be pove in London. There's so much to do that'll cost you nothing. Yeah.

Yeah, you can do it. You can have the best time. Okay, your letter today is V. V for V. V. V, V, V, baby. Okay. Beginning with V, Quinn.

Can I please have a drink? V, energy. Something you wear. The lower pants. A movie. A path. Something in a salad. Passed. Something that flies.

I... Oh, pass. A three-letter word. I've lost it. I've lost it. Damn it! Yeah, it didn't go well from the start. Something in a salad could have been vegetables or vinegar or vinegar. Oh, my goodness.

It's obvious when I say it, isn't it? Yeah, V for very bad run there. Yeah, I must say. Very bad run. But, hey, you're still winning. Could be worse, you could not be going to London. That's true. Exactly, exactly.

How much have you saved? How much have you got in your bank account? Oh, I've got about 10K at the moment. Oh, that's great. That's fine. You'll be fine. You're joking, well done, darling. And you'll get a job over there easily.

They love Kiwis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the best time ever. You've been traveling. You've been popping off to Paris and Istanbul for the weekend. Listen to the show on the road. You can podcast it over there, so you get a little taste of home. Exactly.

Thanks, guys. Quinn, you could be our London correspondent. Oh, that's a great idea. That's where anything happens in London will call you. All right, back again at 8 o'clock. Your chance is to play for a green in the hand. Thanks to Novice Glass. Windscreen chip or crack.

Contact your local, sorry, Novice Glass Branch. Direct. Clint Meg and Dan. Stinky Blue. Black Friday, actually. And so there are a lot of deals go around. They have been since, well, God, win. Last week.

I think they're doing Black Friday deals. I feel like we've talked a lot about Black Friday this year. The marketing's been bigger than ever. It's because the emails and Instagram ads just keeps coming at you, at your, at your. We're turning into America in this country, I fear. Yeah, and really, like, I just do want to say before we get into this, because it is fun to talk about sales. But be careful with your spending.

Don't get too caught up in the idea that, oh, it's cheap, it's cheap, it's cheap. Got to ask yourself, do I really need it? Can I really afford it? Because I think a lot of the time people go, I can't afford it, but I also can't afford not to get the sale, and then they spend more than they've got. Exactly. I agree, Ash.

Well, Live Nation is dropping 30% of tickets to gigs that are coming up. They go on sale 10 o'clock today, and then they're going to be running through until Friday, I'm sorry, until Monday night next week. So you've got pretty much the weekend starting 10 o'clock. Okay. These are the gigs that you can get 30% off all ticket prices. Dominic Fikis is coming to New Zealand.

I've seen him live before. He's fantastic live. Yeah? Ocean Alley 30% off this weekend Good neighbours are coming I didn't even know These guys were coming to New Zealand

But you get 30% off tickets They're looking at They're not They're not going to female lead singer She's amazing so Where are they playing spark? I saw them with children years ago, and they were one of the best concerts I've ever seen.

So good. What about MGK? He's Cohen. Yeah, I'm saving him to last. Oh, sorry, Sally. One Republic. Hell of a show, actually. I went not expecting a lot and was very impressed.

Good Charlotte. My wife's favourite of a band. Really? Like, tried to become a groupie of them before she was with me, stood outside the back entrance of one of their gigs to see if she could just, like, meet them. When I say really, I don't mean because it's good shall, I mean, because your wife's like a doctor. I know.

She's like a serious profession. So I just pick her. She loves them, like loves, loves them. And I will be buying tickets this weekend. So Machine Gun Kelly, he's coming in April. It's like my birthday month. I'll come with you. Let's make a nod of it.

Yeah. Because I feel like if I'm with someone, if you go with someone that really loves the artist, it's a better gig. Yeah, and he's kind of like doing almost like pop rock now. It's like Blink 1A2 meets Backstreet Boys. Like, that's probably the best way to describe what he's doing at the moment. And he's just not trying to be too cool

school like he used to. The tickets are on sale in five hours. Yeah. Just what's going on set today. He's got really polarising the way because a lot of the people that loved MGK before when he was a bit more like pushing the boundaries, a bit more darker, bad boy. They've got them now like, he's just become too mainstream. Are you going to get a premium Lost Americana VIP lounge package?

Oh, that sounds nice. Is it 30% off that as well or is it just GA? Yeah, yeah. Wow. Producer Neeps, you going? Ah, yeah, I'll be going to Machine Gun Kelly. And he's just about to release a new version. of that song cliche with the Jonas brothers as well

because they were doing stuff together on tour. I think he was probably in this lane like, I've got to be cool and I've got to take shots at Eminem back in the day and they had that... I don't know that being... It's just a hard pivot, isn't it? He's faking either this or what he was doing previously.

He can't be the same person. I think he's been through a lot lately and I don't know what's going on with him and Megan Fox if they're still split and then he had that sobriety run and he went and got some help and now he's sober. I think he's probably like,

I just want to have fun and just do some synchronized dance moves. and we're all white and if I look like I'm a boy band member then it's okay what happens to the guy that had like the vial of blood of his girlfriend around his neck and stuff

isn't that Billy Bob Thornton I haven't Megan Fox did it too but I think yeah you're right him and Angelina Jolie did that back at the day that's weird well you wouldn't wear your husband's blood in a little jar

around your neck no you don't really love him in I guess that's true love isn't it just some blood yeah freak everyone out with your love no thank you

Clint Megan Dan Are we ready to play? Let's see if we can fill your bag with Life Pharmacy goodies. We will get you to just listen to all the things we're going to throw in the bag and then you just shout stop when you've decided to lock in your hall

but the longer you hold out, the more you win. But if the buzzer goes off before you yell stop, you leave with nothing. This has been fun this week, isn't it? I've been in the bomb. We had one, two fails, two wins. Yeah.

Hannah's playing this morning, morning. Morning, Han. How you're going? Oh, it's not... Dan's got a wife called Hannah, and you must shorten her name because it sounded like this Hannah doesn't... Isn't used to that. No, sorry about that, Hannah.

I'll just call you your normal name. I call my wife Han. No, I like Hannah. I like Han. My co-workers used to call me that. Oh, good. Okay, well, let's call her Han then. Okay.

He also calls his Hannah My Heart. Do you want him to call you that? Um, if he wants. No, that's just reserved for my hand. Producer Carl I had a mate called Hannah and we all called her Han job Shut up Carl

He's done Well there's a couple of options for you Hannah You can choose Alright let's get into our game Here we go You understand the rules Just yell stop when you want to lock your haul in Okay

But if the buzzer beats you to it You leave with nothing Number 7 Lift and Luminate Collection Number seven, hydro-luminous plus hydrating day gel. Boots, hydration, duo. Bondi stands, tending it. Number seven, future renew repair day. Start, Ferragamo.

Way to go. I reckon still give her that Farragamo perfume because the lady was saying Farragama. True, because you're right. If the buzzer are gone, then she would lost it all, so we're still got to give her. Give her the extra one. Okay. Congratulations. That's a bloody good haul, I think, Hannah. Should we find out how much more stuff you could have put in your bag before you lost everything?

Yeah. Okay, let's see how well you played it. Radley, Body Wash and Lotion Set. Oh, that's pretty decent, so you missed out on the body wash. But otherwise, if you had hung out any longer, you could have lost it all. Thank you so hard. Thank you, Hannah. And another Hannah has stuck up for you with Carl's suggestion of Nicknuch.

She said call on behalf of all Hannah's Absolutely not on Carl's nickname suggestion So thanks for sticking up for your fellow Hannah there Well done hand Than Hannibal, exactly Premium Beauty and Fragrance Offers start from today Indulge in Luxury for Less at Life Pharmacy

Hold there Hannah, grab your details Get all that out to you That'd be good as well You've got a couple of those things You know when people come over at Christmas And you're like oh I don't know they were bringing somebody And you still got a gift Can I say something

Christmas party last night Bella started work 17 minutes ago. No sign of her. Oh, so, oh, yeah. She'll see how late she's going to come in and how heavy that head's going to be. Hey, you know what, Bella, she's our web producer. She does all the videos you watch on Instagram.

She deserves a day off. You know what? I was going to text her. When my husband got home late and said, oh, Bella's had a big one, I was going to text her and be like, baby, just don't come in. Yeah. Like, and she's always, she never has a day off either. She's always here.

We'll see. I've ordered her a hash browning in case she does make it in. Can I have it if she doesn't? Yes, of course. Go on, man. Clint, Megan, Dan. On Friday, we like to look back at the week that was and hopefully enticed you to listen to more of the show

if you've been missing bits and pieces. We get it. Oh, yeah, you know, it's just like a catch-up thing. You know, like, if you're watching Stranger Things, the new season you want to catch up and what you've missed, you watch one of those YouTube catch-ups. This is this for our show. Are you ready?

Yes. All right, let's see who comes out of it unscathed and who doesn't. Asamaria, good morning, and welcome back to another. producer diary. To be honest, I'm pretty flat out looking at all the Black Friday deals at the moment, so I won't waste any more time. Let's get into it. We were extremely lucky to catch up with award-winning nature documentarian and David Edinburgh's right-hand man, Colin Batfield. Now, of all the amazing restoration projects happening all around the globe, Clint seemed to be super caught up on a bloody snow leopard tattoo. I look forward to seeing a giant snow leopard on your

back next door we catch up with you, Colin. Perfect. As soon as I see one in Pakistan, that'll be the first thing I did want to say. Just make sure the needles will stir roll if you're going to get a tattoo in Pakistan. I might do it in Lonson when I go back. Yeah, yeah. Next up, advice roulette and our good old mate Hayden called through

with a very timely and hard pressing question. Of course, old sour-puss Randall had to bring him back down to worth, though. Let's go to good old Hayden. With my Christmas chalky advent calendar, do I go up like the calendar or down like a countdown? Rules are there.

for us to all have fun. Okay? Count it up like everyone else does. Boring. And don't get a little peckish and go for another day. Great, you made the fun thing in the world boring. Yeah, I demolish the whole box. Now it's time for everyone's favourite game,

Edge Breakfast Out of Context. Now I believe Yaz and you ask you cover this week, don't you? I love us, sucky, eh? I've used the whole thing off in one second. All of this week to celebrate the release of Zootopia 2 were then asking you to pick out the culprit on the show. Geez, we've really started to throw each other under the bus now. So you have to try and guess who the edge breakfast culprit is.

And I do want to make an apology. You said that the clue is going to exclude half the team. And I said it's the clue that it's someone hot. And that means that Dan's not it. And I just want to say, Dan. Oh, here we go. Here's some sort of pity, like, thing where she tries to back people. No, I'm going to say, you're ugly, yes, but you've got a great personality.

Unfortunately, there hasn't been any new listeners added to the easy money winner list, including this listener, Vice. Starting with tea. Something round. Triangle Bob Carry on, carry on All though we did have a bunch of fun

when this listener called through for their own a team did easy money And that's exactly what Levine is going to do Living Levina Luca Yeah Do you get that gag often? My friend actually calls me Levitina Wow

That's a different gag Yeah yeah I don't have a Lovegina song I've got the rookie one though Live in Levina Loca Love There she is. The lion, yeah, the lions.

Oh, ha, la mania. Oh, ha, and the al-a-na-a-ma-a-ma. We haven't played past the mic for a while here on the Edge Breakfast show, so we decided to give it another crag this week, and I think we may have found out the reason why we gave it a reason. I'm going to pass the mic to the person that blames his alcohol dependency on his mates who keep texting him to come drinking, even though he could just say no one go home to his family.

I'm going to pass the mic to the person who, if I had a dollar every time he said, I'll pay you back. I'm going to pass the mic to the woman who once used a cold Coke can for hemorrhoid treatment. I'm going to pass the mic to someone who needs to be left alone for five to six minutes if anyone even mentions the word step-sister. Well, I want to pass the mic, and I'm going to be nice here, to the most incredible female broadcaster I've ever worked with. But Meg's not here, so I'll pass it away. All right, and that's all we've got time for this week. I hope you have the fantastic weekend.

We'll see you same time, same place next week for another producer diary. Bye. Thank you names, I think. Thanks, bleepia. Yeah. Let's get that trending, eh? Hashtag bleepia.

Yeah. That was funny. Clint, Megan Dan. Your chance to score $250,000 cash, all thanks to Coolish. There are a soft serve in a pouch, super popular in Japan. They're in supermarket freezers

throughout New Zealand when you hear the Coolish song. It'll sound something like this. It's just a... and then what he's over. Oh, it's like ASMR. That's delicious, isn't it? It's so nice and crunchy. If you hear that later on this morning, 0-800,

the edge, you score yourself, $250, thanks to Coolish. Wow, I feel good. I don't know about you, but I feel good. Feel good. Let's go. Love doing this every Friday. So much bad news in the world, and it's nice to enter the weekend.

Feeling good about the world that we live in. So there's some little ones and the big ones. For instance, I just read a story. story about a couple in Minnesota, they are getting married, which is in itself great news, but the way that they met is pretty amazing. So when they were teenagers, and the guy, it's called Zach, was in a traumatic brain injury in a football field and was placed in a coma in hospital. And a couple of days later, a girl was in a car crash and went to the same hospital and was

put in a coma. Wow. They woke up and they became friends while they were recovering from their comers and now they're getting married. It's like the plot of the Fult and our stars almost. You know that when they're both in the hospital, yeah. About a good ending. Next up, this has happened last week in Melbourne.

There's an Australian rock band called Amel and the Sniffers. They're badass. They did a free concert. They sounded. Yeah, they're amazing. Amel and the Sniffers. And it was shut down because too many people rocked up. So they called up a number of bars around Australia and put $5,000 on the

tab at each. They spent $35,000 paying for drinks for everyone who rocked up with the city and to see the gig and couldn't go. Oh, that's so cool. Isn't that sick? I wonder how long it took

for all those bar tabs to go though? In Australia? Yeah, you'd rinse it. Do you think Ozzy's the worst than Kiwis now that you've moved over here? Because we talk about, like, especially on Australia Day and you see all the videos,

you're like, we're not as bad as them, but then I see studies that we are the worst. I would know. I don't know. Not a lot of my friends are drinkers, so I wouldn't know. I think it's changing in New Zealand. I think we, that binge drinking's changed.

Like, the Gen Zs don't drink as much. Yeah, I was going to say, I saw a stat saying millennials are the worst for bringing our stats right up. Another one from Australia, we are on track to eliminate cervical cancer by 2035. So this last year is the first year in history that no woman under the age of 25 has been diagnosed the cervical cancer. Really? Yeah, so they introduced the vaccine when I was in primary school, I guess. We all got vaccinated. It seems to be working.

Is that the HPV one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So awesome. And then finally, this awesome story, also out of the state, a 10-year-old did CPR, like first-aid training? What are you laughing at? Nothing. Clint said something.

I didn't actually hear what he said. I laughed just as a pity thing. No, I mean, you could say it to the nation if you want to hear it. No, I mean, it was just a joke for you, Dan. Okay. A 10-year-old boy did a first-aid training at his school, and then a couple months later, his stepfather had a heart attack in the home. He did CPR for eight minutes and saved his life.

Wow. Minutes. Yeah. That is crazy. Got a pulse. Did they have a pulse? Got a pulse. You don't have to do the mouth to mouth anymore, eh?

Just the chest pumps. Until the ambulance arrives, I think they, sometimes they do advise you just to be doing the chest pumps. So you could be doing it up to like half an hour and an hour sometimes when you're waiting for the ambulance. So yeah. And you're supposed to swap out. Yeah. So you're supposed to have it. If there's another person there, they take over.

And you say, I'll be your second and you count out loud. Yeah. Ro row, row your boat. Or, ha, ha, ha, ha. Stay in a life, stay in a life. I was trying to find it, but it's not a now system, I don't think. That's the right beats per minute. Hold on.

I can steal it from maybe the breeze. Wait 10 minutes from together. I'm going to be in a life, stay in a life. Pump, pump, pump, pump, stay in a life. Well, that's not a bad impression from you, actually. Yeah, I used to be really good at the Bee Gees. Oh, okay. You know something to be proud of.

I know. And that's my good news for today. It sort of brings up the vibes when you're doing CPR as well, have you actually sing it out loud. Stand a laugh, stand a laugh. Yeah, it brings up the morale. Oh, I bet it does. Yeah, yeah.

Especially when they spit out all the water. Yeah. All right, coming up next, Christmas clashes. Our producer Carl is properly effed. There's just so many parties on at the moment. And then you go, oh, yeah, cool. That sounds awesome. I think a trip got diary.

And you're like, oh, no, we talk. Who's got the worst clash? Can anyone beat producer Carl's? Clint Meg and Dan. And our producer Carl can probably jump up on a mic because we're talking Christmas clashes around this time of year a lot of things going on

people trying to cram it all into the final month and unfortunately sometimes the calendar just doesn't quite do you a solid and line up the way you want it to I've got the ultimate Christmas clash and I've been stitched up so for the last couple of weeks

we've had in our calendars the edge Christmas strat day in inverted commas we're calling it We're not allowed to have a Christmas party so we have to call it a strategy day Yeah thanks actually Yeah so that's great I've been really looking forward to it.

Last night we had like our big Media Works one, which is the entire company. I drove. So I was like, I'm going to take it easy. We've got a breakfast show tomorrow this morning. Professional. Next Friday though, Saturday's free blowout. I'm going to absolutely...

And I know what we're doing for the Gedge Day, and it is like dream day. Oh, wait, so that's not actually a strat day. I've always thought that was like a big planning day. I was like, I am planning until 8pm on a Friday. Yeah, oh, so that's just a... It might be planning of what the next drink will be. Yeah.

Oh, no. And unfortunately for my planning, I then, like, I committed. I sent my RSVP away for the Edge Christmas Party, and I was like, this is going to be so awesome. The following day, I get a email from my daughter's daycare. No. No. And it says, the daycare Christmas party, all the kids, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Nine a. I'm acceptable. No, no, no, no. I'm acceptable. What are they doing? Whoever's organised that must know that that's the time of year where parents are out getting an horse, you know? Having it at 4pm on a Friday? Come pick up the kids, stay for a beer.

Yeah, totally. That's better. We've got food trucks coming. You're already there. You stay for an extra hour, two hours, and then you just take your kid home. Great idea. It's after nap time, you know, so they're fresh and they're good. 9 a.m. on a Saturday.

A bunch of her daycare teachers listen to the show. So if you're listening, guys, what do you reckon? Can we do something? Yeah. Yeah, you should all, like, make a petition or something. But that's my Christmas clash. That's rough for you, darling. That's really rough.

Because it's not just hanging out with your car. kid. It's other people's kids that you don't. There's always one. This little scumbag as well. Yeah. He's annoying. Run up and kick you in the shin for no reason. You'll have a paintbrush and you turn around and go, what is that poking to my back?

And you're like, oh, cool. It's a black paintbrush all over my new white top. And the kids go, Mr. Randall, poot himself. Mr. Randall. Yeah, good. I like that at least your hypothetical kids have respect. Yeah. I just get, buddy's mom. Oh, buddy's mom

What about you guys, any Christmas clashes? No, I'm not popular enough I don't go to anything I say, nah, can't, can't, can't, can't So I've got a family here Why, why, why I know to take care of buddy Why I can't go to your party I have to stay home and watch Netflix Christmas films

It's the season though, isn't it Where you have too many invites and not enough time Double bookings, yeah, you've got to choose Because people you think that it's a long time But it's actually really only three weekends Around that kind of where you're like And Carlos has made a good point Sometimes it's not the same time

It's having to back it up You've got one thing or one day But then you know the whole day it's ruined Because you know that you've got to be up early For bloody lacrosse training or some crap No one's doing that I was like that chick who at her 30 I think she had high rocks the next day

She did it She worked up and did it All right Christmas clashes What are you got? Can you beat Carl's? I wait under the edge We're talking Christmas clashes Around this time of month Everyone's trying to take up your Fridays

And your Saturdays We've got our Christmas party And our producer Carl's got to back it up with his daughter's Kindi Christmas party the next morning at 8 a.m. No thanks. We had it out my son's Christmas party for his Kendi like three weeks ago

because his daycare knows that stuff gets busy about this time of year so do it earlier. All right. Kristen, you've got a bit of a clash going on. Morning. Morning. What's going on?

So I've scheduled a day off work because I work well too hard and I deserve it and also it's my birthday coming off so I want to schedule a day off for me and my son. and yeah so I received an email the other day saying how my work has decided to do a big work lunch that day and they're giving out full-sized Whitakers they're doing roast chicken, roast ham

wait and so no one's going to be doing any work and you took it off as an annual left day yeah now I'm cute to go into work just for the lunch and sometimes you know because you work like it's work sometimes workplaces forget that you come here to earn money you don't want to come back when you're not working even if you like your workmates I think you

That's rough But still go get the free luncheon I think Dale might see your Christmas Clash and then raise you a few other Things that he's got on his plate at the moment Morning Dale Sure, I get the heat all the time Oh sorry babe

I was actually imagining a lady I remembered that Dale is a woman And I just didn't say anything What's happened babes No I think I've got it pretty tough I've got a moving house which is amazing But I also have my two children's daycare Christmas party My work Christmas party

And my husband's work Christmas party All on the same day You've got to offload something Yeah, what are you going to do? What's taking precedence here, Bab? Well, the moving house is not optional, right? So that's happening. We're sending grandma to the Kendi Christmas party

sacrificing my work Christmas party and going to the husband's one. Oh, you're a good person. Do you not like your workmates? Well, his is closer to the new house, so it's legit. Brilliant. Very well answered, ma'am. What are you doing for yours and his, by the way?

I'm just wondering what, like, a normal Christmas party entails these days? Yeah, well, my one is a Mexican fiesta night with, you know, margaritas and Mexican food. And my husband's one is a kind of buffet dinner with all the staff and clients. Oh, good. Oh, clients. Oh, clients. Go to yours and get pissed on margaritas, baby. Yeah, I feel you've dropped the ball there.

You have to behave around the clients. Thanks, Dale. Love you, Dale. Thanks for listening, Bats. Yeah, we put Dale woman after your name, just so we know the next time. I won't get that wrong. That's probably a chat for another day, the boogiest, like, Christmas party. Like, who thinks they have in the boot? Look where the boss has just gone all out.

Remember we used to go on a yacht? I remember we used to go out on a yacht for the day. Yeah. That was like real bougie. Oh, Bella's made it is. Yeah, she is our web producer. A million hour late. She's never looked worse.

Oh, darling. Well, she made it. Did you sleep in a bus stop last night? Correct. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. The Edge, 1K, E, Z, Moly. Practice makes perfect, and now you can play any time online.

Just got 8 o'clock on your Friday. You want to win a thousand bucks. Oh, 800, the edge. Give us 10 answers and 30 seconds. The cash is yours. You can pass, but no repeat. it answers, Denny. Morning, Danny, Al.

Hi, guys. Oh, Kiyoda. I was going to say the 30th and the I-Rox training. We're no, bad. Good on you, darling. The Flynnmeister, they call it. How's 30 feeling so far, babes?

Well, my birthday is actually not till boxing day. Oh. So it's a stitch-up all round. Yeah. Oh, that's a great, man. You can't be celebrating your birthday then because no one car. Was that bad growing up as a kid having your birthday straight after Christmas? All good?

Absolutely. absolutely horrific. My mum couldn't have planned it worse. I reckon there's only one worst day than yours, and that's my brother-in-law whose birthday's on the first of Jan. Yeah, no, definitely no one cares that day. No one hanging out and celebrating in you and wanting to have a beer with you on New Year's Day.

People normally have got a new year's resolution never to drink again. All right. Let's get you a thousand bucks birthday early. Flinot, your letter today is M. M for, what a sexy 30-year-old. Ready to go? Oh, yeah. Okay, beginning with M, can I please have a planet?

A drink. A cartoon character. A colour. Magenta. Something in your handbag. Make-up. A musical. An insect.

Mantis? A capital city. A mantis. The ones that don't pray. Yeah, the atheist one. The atheists pray mantis. An atheist mantis. Anyway, haven't I?

I've stopped it. Yeah, he was brought up in the church, but then his parents jammed it down in its throat. He was like, you know what? I'm going to do my own thing now. I'm just a mantis. Christianity's not for me. That's going to give me a laugh for the rest of the day. Oh, mantis.

It would be worse. You could be Bella who's just rocked up to work after getting so drunk. She got kicked out of the bar at the Christmas party and now has to stand in a radio studio while we pop 120 balloons. Oh, is that a written warning getting kicked out of the work party? No, it's fine because it was officially over. Oh, that's fine. And she got kicked out because she was too beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you're under 25, I think, as well, you get away with stuff because you're Gen Z.

Yeah, yeah. All right, back again 3 o'clock this afternoon, easy money. Thanks to Novice Glass, proud partner of the Special Olympics, NZ. We will attempt to break a world record next. We'll let you in as to mine. Yeah, and how we've sort of cheated a little bit. Yeah, three butts and a hundred of balloons. The Clint Meg and Dan Podcast.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine people in studio this morning attempting to help us break a world record. I can't even remember why. I think Dan just saw a video. He knows. It's Friday. Dan saw a video of a woman bouncing her ass up and down, popping as many balloons as she could in 60 seconds. I don't know what his algorithm is

but Balloons stuff One girl 100 balloons So Tim was like we could do this There was another video I watched before that That sort of led me to that one Anyway the first video I saw

All the cups have been taken out of the studio It's just going to be balloons this morning A hundred and twenty-nine popped balloons With the button 60 seconds is the world record That's for one person Yeah, we attempted it yesterday and we weren't on track to beating it and so Dan was like, well, could the three of us combining our powers be there? Yeah, the powers of our three birds.

So I think we can, we've got, how many balloons do we have in total now, do we know? 130? 130. So we can, I think, collectively, with our three arses, really get close to this record. I've won silk pants today, which means there's going to be lots of static and lots of slipperiness. Clint's not wearing undies, apparently, so just for an extra bit of something. That looks good because it'll bring the bum and like grip it to your pants so it doesn't fall off the chair when you try squash it.

Now I see this being done one of two methods. Either you drop it down onto like a chair so you're just using the weight of your body to just sort of crush balloon after balloon. Or you sort of go up against a wall and just sort of like twerk against it. Yeah, twerk against a wall while people place. Is it safe to do different methods? Yeah, I think you can do whatever.

Because if we all pick the wrong method, we're buggered. I'm going to go up and down straight down onto the bench. Mm-hmm. I think you do the twerk. because you're very desperate to do that. And I think Clint, you should just sort of bend over. You're quite, and just sort of... I'm just going to ask you to not make eye contact with me

while you do that weird. But I think we should all be in unison, so I think I'm going to have to watch you while I do it because we want to all be popping at the same time. Any excuse. Okay, and Carl doesn't do anything by halves. John Day is in to commentate this next. Okay, John.

Wow. What a day to be you, hey? I thought my career peaked with marble racing, but here I am, popping balloons. The great news is, I mean, if we do beat the record, I guess your name goes on the certificate. Yeah, that's something called Mum. Hey, Mom, I made it.

17 years in the business. Finally made it. It sounds like he's already commentating. That voice, yeah. Delicious. We're going to be responsible for counting our own balloons

because we've all got two holders each. Holders, I think, can probably help adjudicate that as well a little bit. Who made the decision to do this the morning after the Christmas party? Exactly. Because your guy's heads must be throbbing, right? We didn't think this through, actually.

That's what we didn't think. There's a lot of hungover people in here right now. I can smell the alcohol coming out of their walls. When Gil Bell is... She's actually not hung over. She's still drunk. All right, let's see how we go. We'll give ourselves two and a half minutes

to get in position, sort ourselves out, and then we'll give it a crack. Yeah, 129 is the record to be in 60 seconds. We realized that we couldn't do that feat on our own, so we have combined our powers. And we have... There's got about 12-thirtying people here. We've all got two feeders who are going to be feeding those balloons.

Dan wanted them to be called... butt feeders. Yeah, I don't know if we could call them butt feeders that'd be nice. And what techniques is everyone using, by the way? I'm doing this straight up squat down our little stool. Squat for Ash, what about you, Dan? I'm up against the wall.

Up against the wall? You can use your thrust from your butt or your forward. So I'm thrusting backwards into the wall. And Clint? Maybe too much information, but this coming from the guy who's wife bought him a hula hoop because it's thrusting was weak. Yeah. But I have been practicing Clint.

I got it out last night. All right, so doing some quick maths. you're going to need to do 43 each, aren't you? So equal the record. A minute. It's so doable with the three of us. If we fail, this will be super disappointing. All right, feeders, are you in positions behind the butts?

Presenters, are we squatting over the little tables that are next to you? I'm ready! This is going to be very loud for the next 60 seconds. All right, let's count it down. Three, two, one, and let's go. Dan is pop one against the wall. The pink ones are going on. Oh, very nice clip.

Great technique. He's holding on to the stool and just going with that butt. Ash has almost fallen off the stool with the blue balloons. She's really struggling. Poor feet is over there. Clint is just a master at this. Look at that butt going to work. Bang, bang, bang, Dan, thrusting out very far. He's got a face that I never really want to see again, to be honest.

Those pink balloons are going. They're supposed to be counting themselves. I've got no idea how many are popping ashes coming. turned around her butt to the hip we've got 20 seconds to go Clint now he's gone off the stool to the wall I think he maybe had some heroin issues or something

and Dan he's completely lost it he's run out of juice how many more seconds we got Carl we got seven seconds seven seconds come on guys give it you're all Ash you need more fetus you need more balloons she's run out those black balloons are getting hammered by Clint

Dan one it's over stop Was anyone counting? Yes? Yes? Yeah, I was counting. Ash?

We ran out of balloons. Oh. I got 35 in. 35? Okay, so that's 70. My undercarriage is so down. Clint, did you get 59 balloons to equal the record? I got 28.

Oh, no. Oh, man. Well, that's very deflating, like a bad balloon, isn't it? But how we had fun, and you guys' butts have never looked tighter, to be honest. My gooch is burning I shouldn't have taped Why doesn't your undercarriage hurt Dan It does but it's in a different angle now

It's another part to what ashes is More importantly How's everyone's hangovers in the studio After all that banging Not good, eh That all looks like you're good I'm glad they were off mic That was like a little workout

It really was It really was Can I just ask we don't upload that as a video Because it would be very confronting Seeing what I was doing I was like pumping the air for like a minute. It's a real insight into the bedroom for you, Dan, and it wasn't good. Well done, everyone, but you are losers.

That's the longest I've ever gone as well. But everyone, get out of the studio, please. There's way too much recycled air going in. Bill is about to bomb it. It's phenomenal. It's been a lot of morning. It's disappointing. Thanks, guys.

Glenn was getting stung every time. Let's go. Ben, Sam, Matt and Sean Drax Project. Back at students. In a minute, let's. Please, please, poise. Let's. I'm surrounded by so much masculine energy.

Oh my God, you are the only woman here. Wow. She's taking creatine, though. Yeah. Also, it makes you, so you're evening us out, like, your womanliness. Evening out, manliness. Come on. You're so womanly.

Would you like me to take you through what's happening for monolily? I'd like to know. After the mics are off and after you've done. your performance, maybe I'll take you through my perimenopausal symptoms. It's good to be aware, you know? That's the name of the next album, isn't it? Perimenopausal. That's an idea. It should be perimenopausal issues.

You've got a new single. It's called summer rain. Yeah. Good timing. And genuinely, we'll listen to it before. It is, because it does have a wintry sound but a summery sound at the same time. What does that mean? It's a moody summer. What does that mean? I don't know.

It's moody, yeah, yeah. It's moody. That's what it is. But that's what summer rain is. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's like, it's a bit moody and it's like, oh, I should be Devo that it's raining. It's quite nice though, isn't it? Oh, I can't be a bit of summer rain. The concrete smells like wet.

Yeah, it's been... I love that smell. Me too. It's water on hot concrete. It reminds me of like the end of high school exams. Damn, should we change the lyrics? And that was so happy because like the end of year, like, as over, the last exam's finished. Well, you guys are going to do a live performance over, so you could probably try and squeeze the lyric in if you could do that.

This is like summer rain. Smells like concrete when it's... After it's raining and it's warm and it's... It flows off the tight. It really does. Record new music and stuff now because two are you live in an Aussie full time and then the others are in Wellington.

Yeah, basically when we meet up, we just have to go to work. So we pack it all in. We're here together for like three days. And we haven't slept. So that's what we do. We've just got to meet up. We write over the internet,

so we'll set up a little video stream. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, we were all there together and then two of us have had children. since. So we came back for family reasons. Now it's like, Sydney was pretty mean. I was far away at Ben and Sam from having families

and moving back. Yeah, that's good. Ben, I'll throw that one to you. Let's go there. So our new song, Summer Rain. Yeah, Megan. We've miced up the studio, so you guys getting a job on your instruments and give us our very first listen, debuted live from DRAX Project, Summer Rain. Let's go. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Drapx Projects, live debuting on the edge. Yeah, summer rain. Thank you guys so much for coming in and doing that. Thank you guys. Stream if you're listening, Edgefano, you've got to get on this Spotify. Just leave it streaming on repeat. That's it.

Go on holiday for three weeks, leave it streaming on repeat. Speaking of summer out of the four of you boys, who's winning summer holidays? Who's got the best plans out of the four of you? Well, the thing is we all do the same thing. We played gigs together. But I win as the drummer naturally. He gets to sit down the whole time. Yeah.

Make everyone dance. Well, next place people can see you then. If you're going to be cruising around the country over summer. Electric cab would be the big one. Sorry, Ben. I just really bulldozed over you. Shut out! Zip it, will you?

He hasn't slept, he's had four coffees. He's going from. In a row, in a row, I think it's Wahee. Wahi Beach. Wai Beach, Oakura, Butler's Roof, and then... Blackburn. Then electric cab.

That's the next four of four. You guys will be busy. You'll be hanging out a lot. I hope your wives and, you know, all get along and stuff and your partners. They have a group chat. The wags chat. It's called wags.

It goes off. Yeah. Popin. All right. Thank you so much, ladies. Always a pleasure. Thanks, sir. Thanks, ladies and gentlemen.

The plays the biggest hits. New music Friday. Brand new. That is the first of our new music, of course, a new one from DRAX Project, summer rain. But two more tracks, I want you to get your ears around Ed Sheer and cannot be stopped. His new one's called Skeletons.

If you love me and you do anything for me, put it off to the morning. Ah, the truth can get this story. to take a break. Oh, I like it. You're doing to adjourn what people do to Taylor Swift, dropping you music, and he's like, oh, she got another album, this sucks,

and then you said to people they judge too early, and then you do exactly that. All he said was he needs to take a break. Yeah, but I read his face. I think there'll be a lot of people that agree with me. Like, he's good, he's very talented, but I just have a couple weeks off, mate. He's very talented, understatement of the century.

And we're closer to home, the boys from Cotery have got a new one out, It's called Pretty Gow. Love those lads. Oh, that's nice. I've taken a long enough break, see. Such a talented family, I. Yeah, they're like, are they like, I think Perth, Flash, I'll say at all.

Yeah. So cool. And they're so, they are cool. Like, whenever they walk into a room, you're like, oh, I'm not worthy to be here. Remember about the Guy Sebastian thing? Guy Sebastian's on stage singing and the boys walk in late, and he was like, who are those fellas? Yeah. They're hot.

Yeah, they've got like a vibe. I suppose you're not know Cottery? No. Wow. And you guys, but I would say Coterie probably more Aussie than Kiwi with how long they've lived over there and done their music there.

They're not like a huge, famous band. He might know them through having the same label. They're all signed to Sony, but I don't think so. Ah. Anyway, all those songs are on Spotify if you want to get around it for New Music Friday or however you want to listen to music. It's getting summer. We should play their song, their cover of Dave Doblin's Slice of Heaven.

I reckon it's such a great cover. That's true, actually. That was Massive A when they'd feel. Just drop that. Such a good song. Oh, I think Kudori were in my top five Spotify rapped last year. Nice. Yeah, just such a good, like, bandsters like chuck on.

Their debut album, no song misses. It's just, you know, I gave him their first ever radio play. Really? Yeah, in Australia. Like, their first appearance on the radio was on my show. That's so cool, huh? That's maybe because of you, they're here. No.

I won't pretend to take any credit. All right, let's give away $1,000 next day, shall we? Yeah, go on a much. And a family passed to the movie's Utopia, too. We've been giving you clue. lose all week as to who the culprit might be. If you've been guessing and you were correct, it could be you we call next.

So this is one of those times you do want to pick up the block number. If you go, who the hell is that? Oh, yeah. So we're going to call someone and they're going to tell us who their guess was and we're going to tell them. Yeah. Fun run, rules, though. If they don't pick up, we go to the next caller. Great.

Clint, Megan, Dan. There's a mystery unfolding. Someone's guilty. But who? Crack the case with Disney's Zootopia 2. Yeah, out in cinema is right now if you do want to go and check it out. But all this week, we're being asking you who you think the culprit might be, based off a bunch of clues we've been reading out every morning.

Who do you guys think it is? Are we going to find out this morning? Yes, we're about to find out. Final guesses. It's between Carl and Ash for me. Yeah, I think based on the clues, it really points towards the two of you. And I, I mean, I think we should go for a different person each Clinton, hedge our bets, because I know it's not you, and I know for a fact it's not me.

Okay, I'd be leaning towards producer Carl. Obviously, I'm just going to say Carl. I'm going to say Ash then. Okay. Okay. Well, we're about to find out because the clue that I think gave it away was this person's job isn't to talk on here full-time.

And we're like, okay, well, it's got to be a producer or Ashchish who's covering maternity leave for Meg. And then they said they also have a family. So that's why we eliminated producer NEPA and Webgirl Bella. But then my job is, I have a podcast, they have another radio show. I am a full-time talker. And that's why I'm leaning towards Carl.

So let's find out once and for all who it was. and then we can call somebody who's actually got it right and see if they pick up. And then they'll tell us who it is. Call the person. Oh, it's in chat. Oh, okay, so we call just an A-know. That person knows.

They've guessed correctly. Okay. And that person's going to tell us. Oh, if they don't pick up, though. Come on, Lana. Hello. Oh, hello, can you hear me? Yes, I can.

Yeah, we've got you now. Is that Lana? Hi, yes it is. Okay, so we're calling you for a little thing that you made a guess about who the culprit is. Now, you have guessed. You have guessed correctly, but no one here knows who the culprit is. So it's up to you to tell everybody. First of all, before you announced who you guessed, what were the clues that kind of made you think it was this person?

I can't even like pinpoint it It was just I had a gut feeling when Can't even I can't even laugh at close if I'm honest I just had a gut feeling I was like oh I gave a lot of people pivoted They had a name they changed the name Who did you lock in?

I said Ash And I was quite certain You is it you as? Congratulations Lana You're our winner I am the culprit I knew I know it was you.

For the last 24 hours a little it was tough. But, man, I genuinely, I thought Lana had just, I was like, nah, she's winding me out. I was 100% of it was cold. Yeah, that was me. Well done, Lana. Wow. Very sneaky. Good on you.

Well, you just scored yourself a family pass to Zootopia 2 and also a thousand dollars cash, babe. You need to quit your job and become a detective, I reckon. Because if you've got an instinct like that, think of the cases you can solve. Should I quit my job and become an undercover thief? No, because I figured you out.

Yeah, everyone. And so did Lana. That was me. I'm pretty crap at that. Yeah. And also, it's really just gone to show how well Ash can lie to us and the both of us can just... And that does make me question, then, Clint, what else does she be lying to us about, you know? What else she'd keep in under that?

It's like one time my wife... Thick. What? Outer shell. Not fake, I just mean, like, just a nice, normal shaped shell. Right. But I just mean, you know. Venge.

Not like an XXL shell. No, no, no. So, in fact, it's actually quite a small shell. Right, but man, there's got a lot of stuff under it. I'm going to stop talking. I'm going to stop talking, yeah. All right, Lana, we'll grab details, eh? And get that cash out to your ASAP so you go spending this weekend.

Get those Black Friday deals. Thank you very much, team. You're welcome, back. All right, don't go anywhere. Our each Friday mix, thanks to DJ Sean Hill and Z. We're about to get into that. And three minutes, get you excited for the weekend. Anything else from you, Dan?

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