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Episode Date: November 24, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, & Dan, with Ash London as they kick off the morning with a chance to win $500 cash. Expect hilarious moments, including a mispronunciation mishap involving 'Body Llama' and a dramatic fake car scratch incident. They also discuss classic and quirky Christmas films, debate over celebrities' A or B-list statuses, and much more. Featuring games, listener interactions, and some of the team's funniest and most outrageous moments yet! 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Overview01:22 Rev Up Track Contest18:16 Scandal and Entertainment News23:55 Naughty at 6:40 Segment35:13 Ask Me Anything with Colin Buckfield44:23 Gen Z Quiz Challenge48:36 Christmas Movie Reviews54:21 Beat the Beauty Bomb Game01:00:24 A-List vs. B-List Celebrities Debate01:11:16 Pass the Mic: Scathing Comments01:16:11 Zootopia 2: Who's the Snake?  

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. Beech Bricky. Clint McGinn Dan with Ashlander Hits Harder in Auckland. Good morning. Almost 6 o'clock.

You're chance to win $500 cash right out of the gate this morning. Oh, yeah, this new segment we're doing, eh? Yeah. Rashana, I'm watching you, babe, you smart, Alec. Texting through body-laram. I mean armour, only the OGs will understand that joke. Yeah, we should get a bounce-back llama to 3-3-4-3 to see the video of Ash storming out yesterday and a huff.

No one could even spell llama. Body armour, I've given you the chance to win 500 bucks and we were doing like what they call like an ad read the other day and Ash their body llama. So the body armour and me and Dan lost it. No, because when you've been going for ages, I was late to something else and you two kept faffing about. And then Ash made a mistake.

And I never make mistakes in those. And then I was like, and then I said, Body Lama. And then I, and I did a straightaway did a pickup, which you could have edited out very quickly. But no, we all had to stop down and laugh at Ash. We could have because you'd stormed out. Love you too, Risham. You need to go and check it out, Ed to breakfast if you watch any video today. Oh, you can't make a mistake on the show, eh?

We all jump down each other's throat if one mistake gets made. All right, well, if you want to win 500 bucks. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you get a storm out and a body and a body llama prize pack I don't know if body armour is actually going to love that Body armour light prize pack Then just ticks us let us know what sort of throwback you want It has to be like a rev-up track actually Doesn't need to be a throwback

Just has to be a rev-up track to get you going Because if you want to start the day with energy You get amongst body armour light Something that'll bring the vibes up the morale And you know if you suggest a boy band you've got two out of three chance. Yeah, true. We'll just suckers for a boy band.

All right, we'll get somebody on next, give you 500 bucks cash and a Body Arma Light price pack. You know, pump it up, you have to bump it up. That's a great suggestion. Two people put that one through. Body Amelight, rapid hydration to live life loud. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh.

We're looking for a rev-up track this morning, thanks to Body Ama Light. Rapid hydration, irresistible taste. We'll send you a goodie back and also 500 dollars cash. You scratch our back. We'll scratch yours. As long as no one's scratching anyone's cars and that's fine.

Scratch back, fine. Yeah, we'll talk about that after the song, actually, because Dan said, based on the scratch my car comment you just made, he said, Clint's not going to be happy with me. Oh, what I just had absolutely nothing to do with that. Oh, we'll see. We will see. He's either just being a little d, which is very likely.

Or Dan is a shit driver, which is also very likely because he's the only one who failed his driving test a few months back. I have no comment Morning, Gemma Morning, Gemma Morning How I am in? How old is your reverb track?

My track is Outcaste Heyya That is a good soul That is a good soul Is it rev uppish enough That's my question I mean you know it's good It's a great call

Yeah Okay it's definitely being considered Gemma you're in the running For the 500 dollars Let's go to Emily Good morning Emily From Christchurch Morning how you doing

Yeah, good, 500 bucks has got you out of the bedroom. It definitely has. Yeah, she might still be in the bedroom. What's your pump-up song for the morning, Emily, for 500? Oh, I need you to pitch to the scene. Okay, okay, okay. She's got a whole story. Okay, okay.

And especially Clint, the Warriors playing half-time show, revving them up, savage swings. I love this. Yeah. It's bloody good. It is good. High energy. Oh, I like that. Hard to be.

He does do a bloody good halftime show old, Savage. Although I think that Abby has a better option. Now, Abby, you're gone a little bit older. What's happened? Yeah. Morning, guys. Return of the match. Oh.

That's a bloody banger. Do we have that even in the system? Let's try to find it now. Well, do I need to sing it? Because I'll sing it and you don't get it at everything. I'm all on Abby. I'm done. I'm good with Abby's, actually.

We have a winner. Is it too old? There's a few others that are coming through on the text. Oh, I just love Bangorang! No! No! Or it's between Bangorang and return to the Mac. I'm going to go, Abby, personally.

Okay. Abby. Abby. You just stay. I just started the day with a free 500 and an Armour Body Armour-Light prize pack. Woo! Thank you so much. Don't thank us, babe. Thank you, self, for that elite recommendation.

Yeah. All right, you hold the old going to your bad details, eh? It's good. It's very good. Turn it up. Yeah. The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. It's your Body Armour Light's reverb track. Mark Bronson, Return of the Mac.

Thank you, Abby. She's called 500. cash and a prize pack. I will give you another chance to do that tomorrow as well. We do it a week. It's funny how people quickly people catch on yesterday. We thought, oh, this is an easy way to win 500 bucks. Not many people are awake in texting this early.

Neckmonaut. Yeah, you know what? We do question it every morning, don't we? Like how many people listen? Full border calls. It's a good reminder. So I need to stop being so naughty. Early on, because sometimes I tell my naughty stories very early.

I think, oh, that's okay. Well, that's why we have naughty security. Oh, the sun's coming up, guys. Oh, it's that, for everyone listening that doesn't know, in our studio, we get about two and a half minutes at this time of year where there's beautiful, warm, sunlight streams into the studio,

and I get to take these gorgeous portrait shots of the boys with the golden light on their faces. You always need sunglasses inside. Yeah, you're facing it, babe. Because we don't, in radio, you're in this box of a studio and there's no natural light, really, at all. Very, really. Except for these maybe four days.

And today's one. of those days it's coming in streaming one day my dream is to one day do a radio show from one of those studios that's like all glass and overlooks the city you know one time we did a radio show it was years ago now from the top of the sky tower that's a bit of fun and it was beautiful it was like in the afternoon it was like a still afternoon the sun was going down it was gorgeous it was really did you have to pay that ridiculous entry fee though no we got up for free god it's expensive did you run up no that was another occasion oh no that wasn't as pleasant Is that charity, hook?

No, no, no, no. Just for the love it. Who did he is Dan, I think. He had to like, oh, someone did win money, but I think you had to get to the top within 20 minutes and he did it in like 1930 something. Oh, it was incredible. Does you vomit?

I'd vomit. No, I nearly did. I nearly passed out because I put off way more than I could chew. Of course you did, don't. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, but then the view at the end, just like to just chill up there because then we realised it's going to take a while to get back down,

so we do the show. Sometimes getting down is harder. Yeah. Now, on the run sheet, which we have every day, and it says Jim Shaver. Now I don't know what that's about. Yeah, I wrote that in to remind me about one of the worst type of gym people I've encountered. But then, unfortunately, Dan came in this morning saying that I'm not going to be happy with him

and I need to know what he's done before I can report on the show. I wish I'd never said anything. Wow, yeah, but you did. I'm going to sort it out. Just leave it with me. No. I've already... I know what it is and I wouldn't leave it with him.

Oh, no, but don't. I don't want to mention it now. No, well, he did. He came in and said, oh, you're not. not going to be happy with me. And then you go, why? And he goes, I can't, I'll tell you later. I was like, no, you won't.

And I was so wide. I was implicated. I started getting stressed. And as soon as I found it had nothing to do with me, I'm like, I don't care. You won't care. I think he might care though. No, no. As soon as he's on Ash, Ash, oh, he will care.

And I was like, okay, well, it sounds like I might care a little bit. The thing is, here's the thing. Something's happened. Yeah. And on face value, you won't be happy with me. But it'll be sorted And I'll sort everything It's just like that time

You got so excited after pulling Meg's car That you ran and jumped on it And then you dented her bonnet And then you're like, I'm going to fix that And then about a month later You never had fixed it It's very similar And very unsimilar to that

Don't worry about it This is going to be the longest break We do all year Because I'm not going to a song Until you tell me what you've done Oh, do you want to hear it now? Yeah. I'll tell you during the show at some point.

Just let me have my moment. No, because then I can't focus on what I need to focus on. I need to sort out a couple more things. Not great radio guys. Okay, tell me what it's not. What is it not? You arrived this morning and said you're going to be annoyed to me. So I'm like, you've just crashed into my new car.

He hasn't crashed into your new car. Have you scratched it into it? Put it this way. There was no vehicle-to-veicle contact as such with your car. But there has been some sort of damage. Doesn't your Tesla have cameras? Yeah. Can't you get the footage?

Probably. If I show you a photo, will you play a song? Yes. Okay, Dan's going into his... What is that? I'm just looking at the photo. I'll sort it. What is it?

What did you do? You opened your door on my... And I'll sort it. You don't even get out my side. You get out your driver's side, which is the other side. I had to get my bag out of the passenger seat this morning. I was in a rush. I was late. I'm sorry.

I'll sort it. You will not sort it. There's no way. What are you going to do? I'll get some touch up. You don't even have access to enough money to fix it because Hannah has all your money. I have the means. Trust me.

How old's the car come? It's about six days. And it'll take me three days to sort of. Not even a calendar week. Hey, it looks cool. It's a little white mark on a grey car. Do you try to buff it out? I've got some toothpaste in my bag.

Because you know sometimes it's just the paint transfers. No. There's just two types of people in this world, eh? People that just take care of stuff because they're just like proper human beings. You, Clint? Yeah. And then people are just running around just like willy-nilly just, thinking that everything will be fine

when it won't be because you actually need to take gorgeous, yeah, this is why I didn't want to tell you because I knew it would have pissed you off for the whole show, just lead it with me, I need to get it out and then I can move on, not knowing as much worse. It'll be sorted by the end of the month.

There's next break. Where are you going to sort it? I'll take it back to two sort of paper. Oh, you're going to get a mobile paint. He's going to call the Elon. Elon will say that. I have got a contact. Next break, we're going.

out as a team and we're going to see if it's as bad as we think it is based on the photo all right and then we can get on with the show sorry Clint Mega Dan let's go our radio show is obviously for you listening Drop the bad Clint that was like

I don't have my headphones in because I was going to leave the studio and then Dan won't let me is it petty that I want to go outside and see how much damage Dan has done by opening his car door online it's more petty than he won't let you leave he's been all weird about it yeah because I'm going to sort it I don't want you to see the damage

No, I'll see it, and then when you sort it, I'll see if you've sorted it back to what it used to look like. You'll know exactly, you won't, once I've sorted it, you won't know what happened. Carl, have you got a tie line? Yeah, I've got a tie line. Okay, great, okay. Yeah, I'm on it now. Do you want me to go out to the car park?

Yeah, yeah, that'd be good, actually. A tie line for those who don't know is the ability to do radio on the move. A little like on the go microphone thing. Although he might be in London as well. I was like, Carl, it's going out, it's on the passenger's side door. No, no, the driver's side door. There's only one side that you'll park next to, so it'll be that side. The passenger's side door of Clint's car.

Six-day-old Brady. So it's this real nice new Tesla next to this key, a hatchback. How's the silver Mercedes car's got real money in the A? Actually, can you check my car as well? I forgot to check if there was a grey mark on mine. Probably pissed off if there is. Yep. Yours is fine.

Oh, shit. Oh, no, it's cutting out. We can't find out. Oh, never know. Never know. Don't make it sound worse than it is. It's just a little nick. Don't make it sound bad.

I go home, bro. Oh, shut up. I'm going to look. What is the quickest time from owning something new, whether it's a phone or whatever it was, to it being wrecked or destroyed? Well, you were like, how the hell did this happen? It's just a little scratch, Clint.

need to worry. I'm getting a man. There's a man that I'm trying to talk to right now that's going to come out about 7.30 this morning and fix it. Are you going to cry? He's going to cry? Well, no, I'm a little bit stressed, that's why I didn't want to say anything. I wouldn't, but it's a Tesla and they use weird paints and shit, so I wouldn't be getting, you need a Tesla specialist.

Ash, shut up. I'm going to get Edcher and I'm going outside. No, then I can focus on my job that you tune in for. I've got a photo here. No good, no good, not for me. So my wife goes, I just could the wheels a little bit. I just need to see that, and then I can let it go.

That is me. It's just a car. You want to lose her. Got him. Dan, at the end of the day, if Dan accidentally marked my car, and at the end of the day, mate, friendship is more important than a scratcher a ding on a car.

And as long as you're okay, Dan, that's the main thing I didn't scratch his car it was all the jokes and Clint got so... He like runs out of the studio and as soon as the door closes Dan just swills his chair around and goes

I didn't scratch his car and I'm like I know babe I know Ash and I was 95% sure he didn't either but you still went to your car then you still went outside didn't you because you know me Ash and the very short space where you know you know once something

once I think something I need to can't let it go yeah I need to even if Dan hit absolutely reverse into the front of it. I just see it, process it, and then I get on with it. And you couldn't even be angry.

That's you're so good that you'd be like, okay. All right, now I know. So this was my reaction when I got out and saw what Dan had done. I am going to murder, Daniel. Right, can you find me a rock or something so I can do this car? Daniel! Oh my God. And then after I'm getting a new car park.

After I'd seen it, I was like, you know what? I was talking to car, and he was like, hey, look, he's a mate. I was like, he is, and at least Dan's okay, so we'll worry about later. Oh, piss off. Oh, so have you scratched my car now, have you? I've been to go out and look at it. Oh, really? I can't do the whole soul out.

Oh, I can't fit this little scratch on my door. My poor Kia. Hey, no one cares if they scratch their Kia. You should look at my Google history last night. Tesla car door scratch, grey. Tesla car door dent, grey. I wanted you get like a photo to prove. Because it's a very specific door handle.

Is that why you showed up to work late, like after me? Because Dan always shows up first. And I was like, oh, I almost called Dan being like, why is he not at work yet? I was parked down the end of the car park and I watched you come in. This is such a long play for such a weird thing. Yeah, if anyone is the loser, it was probably me. It was a long play play for Pass the Mike.

But. And it's backfied because we've passed the mic's happening at 7.30, so that's not happening. Who knew that Clint would be so petty that it had to go out to his car. how to look. If someone says, hey, man, you're not going to like me. And then you go, why? And they go, nah, I have to tell you in four hours. You go, no, just tell me now.

And then if they turn around and say they've done something, you just need to see. So then you go, it's not as bad as I was imagining. I'll just get on with it. I won't be telling her about me and my, his wife, Jamie now. Yeah, no, that's probably a lot. I love you so much, but no one's ever going to believe that. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. That's another long claim. Anyone's going to tape that bait. It's not going to... So there you go, Clint. It's all good. Your car's not scratched yet. Yeah, okay.

He still doesn't believe it, though. I checked both sides. Even the side you went parked on. I've got to be a terrible driver if that was the case. I was all over the road. All right. Now, can we do the show for the people who it's actually for who listen to it? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I hope you guys are still listening. Yeah, yeah. Oh, 800 of the edge. Is there a panel be to listening? Hope Craig Bruce. He doesn't listening. It's all I can say.

Oh, yeah, true actually. Craig Bruce is listening. He's going to have some harsh words and feedback for us. Ash's a friend who's like an Aussie radio coach. Vesey were listening to the show. He's going to say, this is not how you do it, guys. I think he's now the fourth member of, well, the fifth member of Clint Megadadadadadadad with Ash London featuring Craig Bruce.

Marilyn saying it's brilliant dad. No, he's not brilliant. Maz. Hey, do you know what that is? Interesting, though. You know how later on we're doing Who's the Snake for Zootopia 2? And you can win a thousand dollars in a family past. You work over the snakeers?

Look how good Dan is at line. Very snakey behaviour from me. Yeah, look at the lengths he's prepared to go to to try and convince you of his lies. I'm not a snake. I would, if I was the snake, why would I make it so obvious by doing a prank? Double bluff.

Double bluff, that's right. Yeah, that's 8.30, by the way. We'll have another clue. So if you can work out who the snake is, you come on a thousand bucks on Friday. So many ways for you to make money at the moment. Just listening to the shot. You're welcome, guys.

All right, we'll get headlines in three, and then anything going on in the world of scandal this morning? It was quiet yesterday, eh? It was very quiet, but who knows? Maybe today it'll be loud. Okay. Ash will find out the same time as you do. Clint Miggandand.

Lesh, go. Gossip and Entertainment. Clint Miggins with Ash London. Scandal. So varieties are like the, how do you explain variety? There are magazine and online publication, but it's like proper cinema stuff. So it's like hybrid. It's not gossip.

It's like one of the kind of, I guess you'd say, the leaders in news around new films and yaddi-y-a-di-a-a. Variety's the news about film that actors and directors read. That's how I think of it. Industry insiders. So they've put out their list from all the kind of pros and professionals and experts have all voted, and they've chosen their top 100 comedies.

And then movies. Yes, movies. So we look through it, like Austin Powers International Man of Mysteries in there at number 30, when Harry met Sally, the Philadelphia story from the 40s, which is a great film with Jimmy Stewart in it. Borat makes it in. Really? Yeah, bridesmaids makes it in at 24.

That scene where they all get gastro from that Mexican place. It's so funny. And they're all trying on the dresses. And then because it's the best friend's fault because that's the restaurant that she said they should go to, they're all sick. And she's like, what about you? She's like, no, I'm fine. It wasn't the food.

It wasn't me. It can't have been the food because I'm fine. She's like, sweating. She's so sick. You kill us and go into the street and pull her pants down. And she has diarrhea in the like, what do you call that thing in the road? Caddyshack makes it at number 22. I do love a bit of caddyshack.

Super bad. And then if we get at the top 20, it's a lot of old. I mean, I've seen them all because I love old films. A lot of old ones are a bit weird. The number one, very controversial, because some people love these movies and some people absolutely hate them. I'd love to hear what you think. The number one funniest movie of all time, according to Variety Mag, is the naked gun from the files of police squad. That's the 1988 naked gun.

I've heard police work is dangerous. It is. That's why I carry a big gun. Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally? I used to have that problem. And what did you do about it? I just think about baseball Brilliant

I mean they are funny It's so deadpan the humour And only he can do it Yeah Leslie Nielsen Can actually pull it off RIP Have you seen the videos of him On YouTube you can find them

And he had this pinch on for every interview he did He'd have like this little fart machine And he'd like do farts in the interviews But it was obviously fake ones And he'd never break character He'd just like be so deadpan Imagine him being your granddad. He gives real, like, granddad energy.

Yes. We did Dumb and Dumber place in the list of the top 100 funniest films of all time. Not the second one, not Dumbra 2, that sucks. You know one of your favourite movies getting a remake, like 30 years later, he gets so excited. God, that was such a letdown, especially because Jim Carrey refused the script multiple times because it wasn't good enough. Then when he finally did do it, I was like, it must be great. And then I realized, no, he was just poor.

Dumb and Dumb and hasn't made the cut. Oh. I mean, it doesn't surprise me. I think it was almost the time, that movie. It was one of those ones you went to the cinema. It was just an easy watch. Ace Venture is in there. You wouldn't happen to have a couple long while, was you?

Remember when he gets a time? I do remember. Remember? Anybody. Hey, kids. Yeah, Ice Venture is the closest we're going to get at number 69, which I think Ace Venture would love. Like a glove.

Jim Carrey was prolific in the like mid to late 90s, eh? Just so many movies. P-A-R-T-O-I? The mask. Because I got it. Do you know, he was robbed because he was one of the first names we threw out with the A-lister, and he got put on the B-list. He wrote himself a check when he was a struggling actor for like $10 million

and was like, oh, cashed that in a year's time. And he booked the mask like six months later after writing that, and he cashed the check. Isn't that incredible? That's so bad. Did he write the money? And he was carrying around, like, no, he booked it, like, yeah. But he was carrying around this unwritten, check in his wallet for that six months

manifesting. Manifesting. Okay, I'm just going to write myself a check for a building. Yeah, yeah, let's all write ourselves checks. Who's got a book? Who's got a book? Who's got a checkbook these days? Yeah. All right, we do have a scandal tape. We've got a new scandal sponsor that I'll shout out Kontiki, actually.

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Yeah, I think the friends you make on a Kentucky are friends for life, eh? Even if they live on the other side of the world. I want to do a Kentucky. I've also got a friend over in Croatia that hosts, like, lots of the Kentucky's over there as well, so maybe I'll go meet up with him and see if you can take me around. Yeah, I want to go Croatia's badass.

You're married, could you go? I can't go to Croatia because I'm married. I can't go to, is it like the country of singles? You either go in your 20s when you're like, who? Or you go when you're rich in 50 and you can afford to rent a boat for a week. There's no in between. There's those old people

can tickies on the whole. They're going cruise ships, dicky and I've been on many. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. It's time to get naughty at 640. Okay, around this time, we can push the boundaries

a little bit. Because if we keep the naughty stuff to a certain time, then, you know, parents can make sure a little ears avoid it. Yeah. 650.

Yeah, and it doesn't. I would say it's pretty late. We should just move on. If this has got anything to do with me, it seems that I'm going to be the butt of this joke. I don't even know what's happening here, Ash, but I'm glad that I'm not being thrown under it. So no one's filtered it.

It's just... Clint's decided on his own to do this break about... Anyway. Well, there was something you said yesterday, Ash. Oh, no. And I just thought it was out of... I thought it was interesting. And I kept thinking about it.

Take a listen. This is what Ash said. At least two times a week, it's better for your sleep, better for your stress, better for your heart health. Calling a wrap in presents, Clint. Oh, yeah, yeah. the more the times you wrap presents.

I don't know if she uses the analogy. Okay, so we were talking about sex and Ash wanted to change the analogy. No, we're talking about wrapping presents. Yeah, and Ash wanted to change it to wrapping presents. Keep it more PG, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like,

someone who's married to the boss I think he's had some must have had a telling off or something about like just cleaning it up a bit because the ash that wanted to change the word sex to wrap and presence is also the same ash There's on the show in the past did things like When you call someone a D-head

Is their whole head a D or is there a D coming out of their forehead? That's different That's different And also I was censoring myself there by saying D Okay, well there are others So because it was fresh in my mind This idea of you and Hannah

Having Mummy Daddy time and a cup of tea When it next came time for some Mummy Daddy time in our household I didn't mean to think of you But you popped into it to my mind. Thinking of our co-host. Again, I called up Mommy Daddy time.

I don't know what your point is here. Now, I've got big boobs, but not like the kind of boobs. Like, when I walk into a room, you're like, whoa, she's got big, but they're just kind of a normal side. Oh, are we going to see boobies at 6 a.m. I got a bright on, but you will never get over how big my boobs were the day my milk came in. This is me in the hospital. Oh, hey.

Hold on. That was a interesting morning. She was just showing us the photo. I've got a couple of the clips. I haven't pre-listened to the morning. No. 67, that's also boomer, it's six, seven. That is,

you go to the actions? I spit on the dick. Okay, that's enough. That was, I reckon that was, um, I stumbled on my words there. Yes, yeah, yeah. So then when you wanted to change the word sex to rapping presents, I was like, what's happened there, Ash? I, have you been told off?

I promise you that I was, I'm just aware. I don't know, there's been no telling off. Maybe just an awareness. Okay. I think it's because... Turning over and you leave? I think it's because they had a day off and in the meantime and in that morning

I was in the car early and realised how many people are actually on the roads because in our minds you look and look and there's a six in front of the time everyone's asleep. As she's from Australia originally so she's been imagining right now that there's just like three people on the road

throughout all of New Zealand. And then you're like, whoa! In Australia the radio codes are also much stricter than here. Oh so you think you've done that pendulum thing like you come over here, you've got so much freedom and then realise we've gone too far You've got to pull it back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I appreciate that you're paying such good attention to me every time I want to talk about something remotely, sexual. Oh, I just, I just like to shoot from the hip and just, and we don't mind it. I like that, Ash. I do like that. Yeah, and I was wondering which Ash we were going to get from now on,

like the rapping presence ash. Or, you know, the... Which ash do you want? The hot one. Now, I've got big boobs, but not like the kind of boobs that, like, what I walk into. Yeah, that, yeah, yeah. I know, I know. She's cool.

She shows us unsolicited picks. Clint Megan Dan. Here's how you can win a thousand dollars. The Naudies were full of some of the biggest pop hits of all time. Of all time. And now we're putting them head to head with the edges. Now that's what I call knockout. 64 songs selected by you fighting it out across two weeks

to crown the biggest throwback of the 2000s. If you want to pick your favourite, just text word vote to 3343. And by suggesting a song that could make the top 64, you're in the running for a thousand bucks casual, thanks to Novice Glass. I don't want to speak for the three of us, but I think I will. We love a count down here, don't we? Like a knockout tournament. Especially with throwbacks.

Yeah, I think the last time... It's the thing that brings us alive. The last time we did this was before your time, Ash. But I think Pink won it, hey, last time. Yeah, it was actually an artist. It was like, so there was all their songs. It was Eminem versus. is pink in the end. Well, if we're doing artists,

I mean, obviously pink, because you've got so many. My humble request is, can we not have pink with? Yep. You know, like there's so many other songs that when they play, you go, ooh! Okay, well, Dan's theory is that if it's a good throwback,

you should know what the song is in the first second. It's absolutely. And an iconic song is iconic from the first beat. Okay, well, we're going to test that theory and see how many you guys can get out of six Okay

You can play along at home as well Help us out if we get stuck Oh it is Teenagers by My Chemical Role That's not my genre I would never have gotten that note So maybe it's not like everybody should know it

You should get this Ash Oh No it's one direction No it is it's smash mouth Oh I don't know that one Oh my gosh What the heck is that song Um Avril Levine

Oh wow This actually is a bangin A skaterboy and girlfriend and all the rest of it But yeah I don't think it doesn't reach iconic status Like skaterboy is more iconic But that's a better song Okay.

Um, ha! My name is... No? No. Hi there. Oh, God. Okay. Okay.

Baby, you're street. Oh, Nelly God. I'm sucking at this today. Like a proper subwoofer and like a... Yeah. I had a thousand-wop fusion amp like screwed underneath my seat. Man, I'm, we're sucking at this, Daniel. The beginning of this song was actually like when it hit that bass line,

you're a rattle number plate. I would argue, Ash, that Clint's chosen. iconic songs. Oh, Nelly, country grammar is a classic throwback. Nelly ride with me is a backstreet boys. Now that's iconic. And that is also, if I may say, that's our song.

It is. Like forever forever after this it will be the three buses song. I think everybody that's listening, I mean, if you don't like that song, wherever you've been. A couple of tricky ones. Ash might not get this because they're a Kiwi band. Oh, yeah. walkie-talkie man

Stereogram Do they ever make it over to Ozzy? I'm stereogram I seem to our Australian What you're saying She was saying you say they've tried to claim Sam Neal New Zealand actor

Oh my God Okay and one of my faves Lupe Yes Kyrush Kik Push That actually could make it Because I thought that came out

In like late 90s early 2000 2006 Great songs, none of them are iconic throwbacks. They're iconic Clint favourites. Oh, wow. You said it was something so appealing. I know this from my skating days. You don't skate.

You bought a skateboard. And Dan wanted the boss to reimburse him for the price of the skateboard because he said he had film content and put it on the inch socials and the boss, he goes, no, please don't. Hey, you've got to get it to bet. Not only did he say I won't reimburse it. He said, don't look at the footage. That's like, Dan, show us.

And he goes, no, I'm not. The boss isn't paying for it. You're not going to get any of this for free. You're embarrassing the Edge. Please take it down. All right, takes vote to 3343. Let us know which song should be in the top 64 starting Monday. That's a way to win a thousand bucks.

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Clint, Megan Dan. Ask me anything. A man who has produced award-winning documentaries like A Planet on Netflix, worked alongside David Attenborough for decades, and also produced documentaries with the Royal Family. A man who I think has seen more than most people will in their entire life.

Colin Baffir, welcome to the show. Oh, thanks for having me on. Yeah, I don't know if that's quite true, but I've seen lucky enough to travel a quite a bit, see a fair few things. Well, we've seen pop stars and you've seen all of Mother Nature, so I'm not sure maybe what's more helpful long-term for the planet, but that's okay.

What's the most remote place you've ever had to get to? Somewhere in the middle of Svalbard. So Svalbard is this island. Yeah, exactly. It's this island. Get to the top of the Norway, then get on another plane, get off the plane, then get on skidoo's, then drive skidoo's for about seven hours, and that's quite remote.

So at that point, you're pretty far north, about 72 degrees north, they count as, which from a New Zealand perspective is really quite a long way away. You haven't done the name drop yet. Is this a trip that you did with David Attenborough? It's not, sadly. But it was a trip for a series that he did called Our Planet. So series on Netflix, so it was about seven, eight years ago. he did the voice for that but he wasn't on that particular trip but of course the guy has been to small but as he's been to pretty much everywhere else on the planet i mean that is one hell of a name to drop as a colleague what what is david edinburgh in a nutshell like to work with growing up i watched this program like everybody else did and then to find yourself several decades later working with the guy and actually recently making a film and a book with him and it's quite extraordinary and i think everybody says like don't meet your heroes and i think we've

probably all had examples of that that we won't share on it. He's not one of them. He's exactly what you'd hope you'd be. He's a super enthusiastic, basically pretty normal guy. I mean, he didn't become super, super famous to his inner 60s or 70s. So he stayed pretty normal. He's just as fascinated in the world as you'd imagine. He's constantly coming up with stories or new ideas or all around good guy, I think. I imagine you would take on like the world. What's been the real takeaway when you've experienced things that few of us will ever get to? really nodding along when you said that because I actually love that feeling. You know, when you are somewhere really remote or you're diving and, you know, you're quite deep down or you're something

where you're kind of sort of small, fragile and irrelevant, but in a really good way, like it almost takes away those pressures of everyday life, all the things we all sweat about and worry about. Actually, you're just one of eight billion people and that's probably been about 117 billion of us that have ever lived and many more of us will come after us. And you're just on this ridiculously cool world spinning around this ridiculously massive universe and it kind of i actually quite like it i like the sense of perspective of maybe it should just enjoy this don't sweat the small stuff i suppose speaking about sweating the small stuff is the world as stuffed as we hear about it being in media and things like that like there's always stories about the ozone layer their environment

we're killing the earth is it that stuff you know the honest answer is yes and no so in other words And I'm not fudging the answer here, because it's genuinely, yes, if we carry on like we are. Like, all of that stuff you hear, how far along we are with climate change, how many species have gone extinct, how much forests have been chopped down. I mean, I don't know, it turns where you get your sources from, but you get them anyway decent, that's all true. We really are on the edge of some pretty scary stuff. The flip side, which is the bit that never gets reported and why the Earthshot Prize is so amazing,

which I'm a part of, is the really amazing things that are happening. Like, people don't talk about the astonishing, event. people make or the incredible nature restoration projects that are absolutely vast that people are doing. So you never get that counterbalance. So the reason I said yes and no is the scary bit scary for sure. But you're not being counterweighted by all the incredible stuff that's happening. And it's fun to be a part of that sort of thing as well. Because otherwise I think you get quite depressed. More from Colin Butfield after the break. Incredible man who's just seen some amazing things. What is the animal that still eludes him despite his very,

very long career. Lockness Monster, maybe. Yeah, it's a while. We don't ruin it. And also, what's the condition of our oceans at the moment? You hear a lot about the doom and gloom of the world, but is it as bad as we think. Now, why have I got a 7.15 a.m. alarm going off, do you think? You don't know?

No idea why I've said that. That would drive me mental. Ask me anything. Colin Buckfield, the right-hand man, worked alongside David Attenborough for many, many years, producing some of the award-winning documentaries that we've seen on Netflix. Ash was asking him about the fact that you've heard the oceans being restoring itself. Yeah. As of late.

And we were like, if anyone's going to know, it'll be Colin. Yeah, definitely. So, I mean, we've just been working on a film about the ocean, Ocean with David Aspenborough, and also work on the Earth'srop Prize. And they've got a big thing about restore ocean. So one of the great joys I've got is spending ages looking for the best restoration projects in the ocean. and the really cool encouraging thing is by and large the ocean recovers much faster than the land

because of the way nutrients flow into it so if you left like a patch of farmland in New Zealand or in the UK where I'm from it will maybe take 20, 30, 40 years before you started to see proper vegetation come back, maybe even 150 before it looked like a native woodland. In the ocean, you leave a patch of ocean like a kelp forest around New Zealand for 10 years

that have been formally trashed, that kelp will come back, that life will come back, it will restore super fast. So we've had the pleasure of filming stuff all over the world that has really bounced back, including absolutely massive rain protected areas. I mean, like, bigger than... There's one we filmed up Hawaii

that's bigger than all of the national parks in America put together. Wow. And the recovery is... You must have seen so many animals in your time as well working with David Edinburgh. What is the animal or the creature that surprised you the most? This feels like a Pokemon question. Which is the rarest one of ever?

saying no court, which is the best one. Okay, well, for me, this is very personal about it because I kept missing them. I'd always want to see a Manteret. And they're not actually that hard to see, but I kept missing them. I just kept being, it was one of those things. I remember once being on an island where I went diving

three times a day for ten days. On the 11th day, I didn't get up first thing in the morning, possibly due to a few extra sundowners in the evening. That was the one dive, they saw Manteret. You know, go down to the beach, two boats. I get on the one that doesn't see Manteret. So it is like this cool one.

They're like, which one's calling on? We won't go to that one. What about the old snow leopard? What are the most elusive of the cats? Oh my gosh. So a friend of mine did film them in Pakistan. I have never seen one. Do you know how hard those things are to film?

They have to live at elevation for so long, waiting to see them off the absolutely miles away. The reason we get such good shots to them these days and normally due to camera traps or really long lenses, but yeah, they have to live an incredible altitude for weeks and weeks on end. and I've yet to do that. That's definitely one on the list.

Colin, what haven't we asked you about your profession and about your career? When you get off the phone or out of interviews, you're going, I really would have liked to have talked about that. Probably where I think we're going to see the greatest change over the next few years. I think the most exciting things to look out for in the next couple of years. I think that's a great part of my job is to always look forward. So I've got a question for you, Colin.

If you were going to think about what the most exciting things would be for us to look out for in the next few years. Yeah, yeah. Good question. Really good question. It's good. That's just coming to you. That was great. The universe just dropped it into my psyche. You know, the brilliant thing is, because for years,

we've been talking about, oh, you know, once this nature bounces back, once you start to see the tiger's return, once you see the kelp forest regrow, all of this sort of stuff, it always seems like it we're talking about in the future. And for the first time, we've got to the point where we can actually film a lot of these things. because it's actually had long enough. You know, it takes 20 or 30 years

for these things to really bounce back to craziness. So for the first time, I think, we can start to actually really film and show what large-scale recovery looks like, what it looks like for our cities to be cleaner and greener. And so instead of talking about an aspiration in the future, because that's great. You necessarily believe you,

you actually show it, and you actually show what it means and actually show what it feels like to swim through an restored ocean or to go through a city where they're absolutely clean the air or see what it means when a river has been restored. You're a storyteller. I love how tattoos tell stories,

so I look forward to seeing a giant snow leopard on your back next though. We catch up with you, Colin. Perfect. As soon as I see one in Pakistan, and that would be the first thing I do when I do. Just make sure the needles will steer all if you're going to get a tattoo in Pakistan. I might do it in London when I get packed.

We can talk to you all day, Colin. Thank you so much for coming on. Thanks, mate. Oh, total pleasure. Thanks, guys. Clint, Meg and Dan. joins us for the Gen Z quiz as we try to educate her on things that happened outside of her generation. Oh, that's going.

Guys, I'm ready. Okay. I reckon you... You look ready, you look cool, you've got a bandana on, and stripy pants. Striped up today, guys. Yeah, I reckon you've got to get this today. First question, very easy one to start.

Okay. Who sings the song? Come in near the last light of Green Day. She's so confident, like, she just goes straight in with the wrong answer. Like, you should have producers, like, hands. I'm sorry, guys. And they just had a huge tour out of the office, he's done. I'm sorry.

They just had a huge tour to Australia. They came, people from this office flew to Australia's season. Oh, he says. Yes. Oh, God. One of the probably the biggest bands in the world. You should know that. You really should.

I did it. I did it. Can you name a Green Day song? What's the one about? 21 guns. What about this one? Do you know this one by Green Day? You're going to be the one that saved that.

Wonderwall. Yeah. Bye. Bye. 21 Guns. I mean, bye. Quick. Wonder Wars by Green Day.

No, it's Oasis. Come on. It's gone. Absolute shocker. All right, guys, don't look back in anger. Let's go. Question two. Okay.

What movie is this? chances but here we go. We've never got friendly but I just wanted to say I hope that can change. I'm nice I really am apart from my terrible taste in pie and it would be great if we could be friends.

I'll give you a clue it's a Christmas movie? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Cura nightly. Yes, love actually. Oh, yes, come on! Here we go, one from two. Right. Okay, this is a bit more tricky. It's a TV show, it's a theme of a TV show. I just

the name of the show. God, I love this show. I was more of a full-house girl. It was a similar vibe to full-house. Yeah, it was not an old full-house. Yeah, it was still by step. There's a clue in the song. No.

Step-by-sit! Yeah! How does she do it? You know, boy! Now, two from three. Okay. Okay, here is your fourth question. Finish the jingle.

Best movies to rent. I've got the best movies to rent. I think that would have been a really great jingle. United Video. World on video. No. No. I got the World on video.

I've actually got a jingles. Damn. Okay. So this is to get three from five. The final question. E.T. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Extraterrestrial. Yeah. Wanted to make a phone call. Who or where did he want to call? He wanted to call home. Yeah. Yeah. Woo-hoo-hoo-ha-fell-up, fell up,

bear-up, fell up, fell out, I mean, we're celebrating a 60%. Yeah. That's fine. Good bats. Yeah. And better than last week. Yes.

With a one. So thank you. But you're still that five from five is alluding you. And I'll get it, Dan. Don't stress one day. It's taking you over a year. I reckon she's just pretending

because she wants to keep being famous on the radio. Yeah. Got me. You got me. She'll give a green day thing on purpose. Yeah. All right. We'll get a scandal update.

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if you love Christmas films text the word ash to 3343 we'll shoot you a link to my podcast Hopeless Romantics where for the month of Christmas it is pretty much all about Christmas films yes we're going to be doing the classics deep diving the likes of it's a wonderful life

and love actually. But my favourite thing to do is deep dive the Netflix Christmas films. Yesterday we talked about a Merry Little X-Mess. Can you remember who the stars of that were?

Yes. Sarah, that woman that played Buffy the Vampire Slates. No, Sabrina, the teenage witch. Yes, Melissa and Joan Hart. Shear from Clueless. At least your Silverstone.

Thank you so much. That's the ones. Well, you asked me what my favorite in this genre was and of the real Christmas movies, the classics, I can't really go past love, actually, and the holiday, which in my mind are kind of the same film. But if we're going to talk about this specific Netflix genre, and I have mentioned

before, it's called A Castle for Christmas starring Brook Shields, where she's a romance writer who travels to Scotland with the hopes of buying a castle. Here's a bit of the trailer. I'm Sophie Brown, author of 11 best-selling novels, and then one massive flop. I thought you became a writer because of Grandpa used to sit and listen to his stories about the castle in Scotland. Haven't you always wanted to go? see it? Yeah.

Enjoy the castle? Yes. It was magical. Well, there's up for sale. Sophie Brown. You'll move in now. Are you moving out? No.

What? I can't see Brooke Shields outside of being like the crazy stalker of Dr. Drake Ramore Joey's character. She thought he was real. She's done more than friends. She's done much more than a cameo in friend.

It's a fantastic feel. And I want to take a through my um scoring matrix for a good Netflix Christmas film slash C grade nick Is this a new one that's just come out now or is that an old one? That one's for 2021 but it is my favourite of the genre and I also of course love falling for Christmas with Lindsay Lohan was fantastic Freddie Prince Tune you did one last year which was very good. The thing I like about them is they're easy watches they never got a plot of conflict storyline you know so these are the 10 um in my um rating system by the end of December we

will have the winner of the new ones. So first of it is bangability of the main leads. Do we want the main guy and girl to actually get it on? Is there sexual chemistry? Next up, there's got to be a massive snowstorm or weather event. Ideally, this leads for us with some forced proximity, i.e. due to the weather event, our leads are forced to share a hotel room, stuck inside together.

They drive to get a tree and then the snowstorm hits and they have to huddle up together at a cozy motel. There's only one room. And like, oh, my God, there's only one bed. And usually before that happens, they hate each other or they can't stand each other, yeah. And then they're forced to share the bed and by the morning. Love it. The next one is Christmas food and daycore.

Like, is there the huge, delicious spread with the eggnog and the turkey? So many decorations that you think the landfill, like post-Christmas landfill. Right, man. Okay. Next up, holiday cheer slash Christmas magic. So this often happens like someone writes a letter to Santa, but then someone rips it up and puts it in the fire. But then, of course, the Christmas magic. magic means that the letter puts itself back together and gets back to Santa.

It's incredible. Or Santa intervenes in a magical love story and brings people together. It's got to have that in there. Next time is gifts. We all know the real part, the real thing of Christmas is gifts. Number six, cringe factor. It has to have a little bit of cringe. It's got to have some cringe.

You've got to have it. And that's the only time in a movie you go, I'll allow it. Yes, like everyone's talking about champagne problems, the new one the Netflix have just put out. And my initial thinking, and Nixon, my FM has come in every day to talk about it with me, maybe not enough cringe. It can't be too good. Oh, it's too good.

I think so. Next up, sassy best friend. Yeah, and there's no love interest for them really ever. Unless right at the end, they shack up with somebody like at the death. With some other, exactly right. So we need to have a sassy best friend. And there was four points for a merry little exodus because of Melissa Joan Hart, aka Sabrina's a teammate, teenage witch.

There's got to be a hateable side character. That's number eight. Oh, they always is. Sometimes it's a person's ex, which is trying to get back together with them. And Home Alone, too, is the guy. was running the hotel. Exactly. Yeah, we didn't like...

Tim Curry. Yeah. Tim Curry. Number nine, QTy Small Town Factor. Extra points if the town is called something like Misty Creek or Starlight or something like that. And then finally, is there an ex big TV or movie star using this as a conduit for a comeback? Ah, like a little, like you're just almost like a cameo appearance in a way.

Like Chad Michael Murray, where no one heard from him for years. He's popping up on every Christmas film that's a show. ever been made in the last five years. He's probably done 15 of them. Yeah, so checking like 150K for a little bit of a movie ago. Why, wouldn't you? Films for a month in Canada? It sorts of Christmas presents for the year. Yeah, true, I know. So that's my matrix. It's not like

how good is the feel, but it's how closely does it tick the boxes of a C to D to E to F, maybe G grade Christmas film? Yeah. And are any of them ticking all 10 boxes, or have you yet to find the Christmas? The highest I've ever done is Class of Christmas, and I've been doing this for like four or five years. Okay. Let's all, as a family, the listeners, us three in the studio, producers, let's all watch that this weekend. Champagne problems? No, yeah, well, both. The castle for Christmas. The castle for Christmas, I reckon. Yeah, okay. Please watch it because I think you'll like. Oh, yeah, you'll like. And Ash's opinion, the perfect Christmas movie. C grade Christmas movie. The different scoring matrix.

Don't go in there expecting the holiday and then be texting me tomorrow saying it was shit house. Where do you rate like the Santa Claus with Tim Allen? That's not on my radar because I like lovey ones. When I say, you know, like, I'm talking to more orienting the romance genre. All right, plenty to win. In the next 10 minutes, if you can beat the beauty bomb, thanks to Life Pharmacy, you can enjoy 25 to 50% off selected health and beauty and earn living our rewards points, too, by the way, at the moment. And after we do that, we'll try to give you a thousand bucks with easy money.

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you go on the draw to win a thousand bucks. Otherwise, you can have a crack at it at 7 and 8 every morning with us. Try one of grand 10 correct dances in 30 seconds wins you the cash. No repeated answers, but you can pass. We're going north of Auckland this morning to Albany with Ashley. Good morning. Hey, Ash. Good morning.

Okay. Would you win, Ash? What do you do for work? We do bench stops. Okay. I was hoping you're going to say teacher because they tend to do it very well. But maybe you teach people at your work. We've had a couple of shockers that are teachers too, so.

Yeah, but everyone called Ashley's a legend. Oh, okay. Yeah, thank you. Okay, my love today, your letter is E, A, B, C, D, E. Got it? Got it. Okay, beginning with E. Can I please have a name?

Erica. Something you can cook. Eggs. Something you see in an office. Embellate. A feeling. A what, sorry? A feeling.

Excited. A sound. Echo. Something you can smell. Eggs. A flower. Eggmon? A type of exercise.

Oh, see. I love that there. Rowing, endurance running, the elliptical. First five are real good. I think you repeated eggs. I would have to go back and check. And that's the same thing, as I said yesterday. Once you get one wrong answer, it throws you off.

Yeah. Rattles you. Espresso, essential oils, of course. It was a good effort, though. It really was. Really good. You were so focused, Ash. Still wasn't as bad as Vicer's run that he had at 7 when it was something round.

And he said triangle. So that was tricky. Yeah. It still took. It was fun anyway. Yeah. Yeah, oh that's cool. Thanks, Ash. Yeah, but vice, if you still are listening, bro.

Oh, mate, you made our day with that. Yeah. Oh, you made mine. Enjoy the bench top industry again today, Ashley. Thanks for calling, mate. Clint Megadam. Lesh, go. Once a week, we like to take the gloves off and fight it out.

Yeah, list to list which celebrities deserve to be at the top and which ones don't. If we can't agree as a team, then you get to decide. And one or two of us end up being quite bitter at the end of it. But you boys have already started fighting. I have a feeling that this one's going to be quite contentious between us and the listener as well, which we do invite you to get involved, get as savage as you want. I'm going to be on my best behaviour.

I'm not going to raise my voice. I'm just going to make strong facts and then let the people back me up. Just before you start, Ash, just let's remember the definition of an A-lister is everybody in the world knows their name. That's all. I don't think there's anyone where everyone in the world knows someone. People like in India or in China and don't speak English. Well, as high as you can think, of the most famous person. Let's say person, what's a very far away English-speaking country?

Iceland. I'd go with Iceland. Iceland. Okay, so does that mean, so your definition is they just need to know her out? So then is Bill Cosby an A-lister? No. No. And not just because he's creepy.

Yeah. Because he's actually not famous enough. He would be a B-list. I don't want to have a fight with you about Bill Cosby. He's not even on the list today. Well, let's not fight about him. Okay, Jack Black. A.

Now, Jack Black is famous. He's a B. He's a B. He's not on the same plane as Beyonce and Bradford. He's a musician. He's not an A sweetheart. Look at me. He's not an Airstown.

Jack Black, think of some of the stuff he's done. He spans like children's movies, adult films, comedy. He's one of my favorite films of all time. But he's a great actor, and being on the B list is not a disservice to him. but there would be people in New Zealand that haven't heard of Jack Black next time Jack Black

comes in the studio here you're gonna have to tell him he did that he probably would come into the studio because he's a B-Lister and A-Lister wouldn't come in the studio He's come in before he has definitely Maxima B 3343 on the text line if you want to get involved next up

Me but then okay I would think actually when you said that I was like yeah actually maybe you're right but then remember Tom Cruise ended up coming on this show and then invited JJ and Dom on the set of the last Samurai and they hung out in his trailer

So by that same example, an A-lister, would he do that? Tom Cruise, he's in a league, give his own of niceness. And Alex just texted and saying, thought that name was made up. Whoa, Jack Black, shut up. Jane Doe, same thing. Next up is an A all day. Probably don't even need to discuss it. Ricky Javees.

A. His biggest fan, love him to bits. In fact, I love everything Ricky Javase does. He's not an A-lister. He's a B. He's not famous enough to be worldwide. Do you think Steve Karell is an A-lister? he'd be probably slightly more famous than Ricky

but he's still a beat. What? I love Ricky Javais. He just hosts the Oscars and the Golden Globes. Yeah, the office. Yeah, extras. He's never hosted the Oscars. Even his comedy is like world renowned.

Even without his acting. Ricky Javees is the best comedian in the world, in my opinion, but he's not an A-lister. Fight me on it. Jack Black, 100% A-lister, they're all coming through. Minecraft School of Rock Tenacious D. I'm surprised how many people think Jack Black's an A-lister

We'll, okay, we'll debate Ricky Jervais Jack Black, who's the last one? Kevin Hart A They're all A-listers He's the most famous of the three So far

Ricky Javis is more famous Than Kevin Hart What is wrong with you? He's still a B He's on the B list Kevin Art isn't in anything Unless the Rock's in it Like those only do members of them

Everybody's agreeing with me All Bs Who is Ricky Javis I mean most People would have heard of him, but not people in a lot of countries, and that's why I've put them at a B. I just kind of get over you thinking Kevin Hart is more famous than Ricky Jaze. You guys are just too easy with the B's and the A's.

Wow, so many texts. Kevin Hart is A, the rest is B. Carl Laine says, piss off. Jack Black is an A-lister. But then Ashley says, I'm with you, Dan. I think they're all Bs this week, and there's nothing wrong with being on the B list. It's still very, very famous. But it's not worldwide. What is everyone thinking Kevin Hart is more?

Yeah, Kevin Hart. It's a nay, Kevin Hart is a nay. People are saying they had to Google who Ricky Javais is. No, you don't have to Google Ricky Javis? What are you doing for a job? If you have to Google who Ricky Javis is, you're missing out on some of the greatest. Wow. It's me this week, guys, just admit it.

Everybody's coming through saying they're all beats. Okay, so we have to debate all three, which doesn't normally happen. We can normally agree on one, but we're disagreeing on the A-list B-list status of Jack Black, Kevin Hart. And we're not debating which list I'm on, okay? I'm not on any of them. them because I'm not... Dan is Z-list, lull. I'll be lucky to be on the Z, to be honest.

Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment. Okay, we'll throw it over to you. You make the final call. 0-800 the edge. Or you can text through in 3343. All right, let's settle this once and for all. All right, ass, throughout three funny men,

and we're debating their A-list status, Kevin Hart, Ricky Jervais, and Jack Black. She got so angry. stormed out in a huff, and she's come back. No, my wee just kept coming and coming and coming and coming. Wow. Okay.

It was so long. So we are debating those three. I put them all at a bee. Texts. I actually thought the one most people would drop down to a bee would be Jack Black, and he has received the most love for an A-lister on text. Everyone's angry that Jack Black would even feature on a bee. He's famous, he is, but I just don't think he's on the same plane as you, Beyonce.

you, Taylor Swift. So many people have obsessed with this Minecraft movie. I guess we, we don't have, maybe you do, but I don't have a kid old enough to be into Minecraft, but, you know. A lot of people are agreeing with Ricky and Kevin at a B. And in fact, a lot of people, which does surprise me have had to Google Ricky Javez

because they didn't know who he was. No, someone just said, Kevin Hart is in the top 20 worldwide for Instagram followers. Top 20 in the world? I just remember that I've interviewed Kevin Hart just then. Yeah, with Tiffany Haddish, came into my studio. And he played online poker the whole time didn't look at me and was still hilarious.

I was like, is that why you're trying to put a lot of him? But he's so funny. So looking at the text machine, I think it's pretty clear that Ricky Javees and Kevin Hart, most people think there would be. Well, I'm surprised by the Ricky Javis thing, eh? That's crazy. People haven't to Google who he is. Okay, Justin, all the way from Crush.

Good morning, brother. Good morning, guys. How are we? Good, Justin. What's your thoughts, man? Man, I can't believe this. Normally, I'm always the one fun giving Dan crap for his picks, but I'm with him on this week. This is, he's 100% right. I had to even Google Ricky.

I like, I have no idea who he is. Thanks, Justin. And you know what? People think I'm trolling in the segment. I'm just wanting to put the people that deserve to be at an A list, at an A list. I really do. Man, okay, people sleeping on Ricky Javis then.

Like, you need to start getting into his stand-up. Yeah, I'll stand-up on Netflix. He's incredible. And afterlife as well is another great show that he's done a couple of seasons. off. I am his biggest fan. I genuinely have loved the man for like 20 years. Well, come on, man. Just bump him up. But he's not. A bit. He's not.

You have to respect his respect. Come on, man. You want to put him up there. And everybody agrees with me. Yeah, but you want to put him up there. He's a B. And he's the most sure B. Okay, so, okay, is it looking likely. Ricky Javis is B. Jack Black's looking A. I can't believe how many people are getting behind old mate

Jackie for an A. Okay. Justin, what do you think about Kevin Hart? Yeah, Kevin Hart. As much as I love him, like, I absolutely love his comedy and stuff like that. Like, if you asked any of my kids who he was, they wouldn't have a flaming clue. Exactly. Oh, man. And he's probably, again, one of the top comedians in the world.

Have they watched Secret Life of Pets? He voices the rabbit. Didn't know that. Yeah. They go, the rabbit guy. The rabbit guy. Yeah. So I think we can agree, Ricky is a bee.

Kevin Hart is a bee. And I think we're going to have to... Jack Black, and I. Jack Black, we're going to have to bump him up. There you go. I mean, it's the people show. So if it's what the people want, we've got to listen to the people. I feel like Kevin Hart was getting A's in the beginning

and he's just copping a few B's right at the death and then we're just telling up the last few texts. And I want to call BS on some people. They're texting through saying who is Kevin Hart, but they're spelling his surname correctly, H-A-R-T. Yeah. If you didn't know who Kevin Hart was, you'd be saying H-E-A-R-T.

They just want him at B so they're pretending they don't know who he is. Good detective work from you, Ash London. You guys will just stick up for anyway, wouldn't you? Okay. Okay, Ash. Okay, the results are in. You get the final say.

Ricky Javais, although we love him. Greatest comedian of his generation is a B. Kevin Hart also loved him. Top 20 most followed person on the planet. B, Jack Black is an A. It's contentious. It is contentious, but we have to give the people what they want. You know what I mean?

The people have spoken, the jury. have adjourned. Yes. This is for Ricky DeVise and Kevin. I don't think you both got done so dirty there. Knowing and loving Ricky,

he wouldn't care less. Do you know? I reckon on Jamungi, the set of Jamungi, Jack Black would have been like, oh my God, that's Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart wouldn't have been like, oh my God, that's Jack Black.

But both of them would be like, that's Ricky Jaze. We need, okay, I know I said I wasn't going to be petty, but producer Carl, can we call the director of Jumangi or something and find out who had a big

a trailer. Jack Black or Kevin Hart because that will determine who was more famous. Yeah, a piece of cake. Do you want to do that next? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who got paid more yes for Jumanji? Jack Black or Kevin Hart? Because that will determine who is actually more famous in their circles. Hey, Clint. Being a little bit petty, bro. I know. You said I would, but I knew I was going to be.

Is Jack Black definitely in Jumongi? Yeah. Okay, well... He ends up being the black guy and the girl. The Rock got paid $23 million. Kevin Hart got paid between 25 and 30 million More than the rock So let's see

And Jack Black Oh And Jack Black For it got paid $5 million She didn't even wait for the drum roll I think I hear what you're saying Kevin Hart is back

He got paid the most For that movie And yet still people Don't know who he is I pissed up. But, Clint, you're going against whatever. I don't care. Move on. Yeah, none of us care, Dan.

Clint, you're on the P-list. Keep a petty. I won't be petty next week. Okay, I'll see what I can do. Hey, do you guys want to pass the mic if we're not really pissy enough at each other? We're right out of time, haven't we? This has been about a 14-minute break. I thought you weren't going to be a little beat.

Clint, Megan, Dan. We haven't done this for a very, very, very long time. In fact, if you're an OG listener of the show, you may have heard us do passed the mic. But we thought because we've worked with you now, Ash, for how long? How long have you been covering for me? Since July 15. Have we never done it? It was seven. Four months we've been together. Yeah. And we thought it would be a good time

to bring past the mic back. Where we say a semi-scaving comment about somebody on the show that someone should know we're talking about them and then they take the mic and they say something to scathing about someone else. And we keep going until it gets a little bit too serious and then we're like, well let's stop while we're still

friends. It was a trend that was started on. It's Instagram, wasn't it? Or, like, even TikTok. You know, like, there was a lot of reels going around to this. This started before I was on the show. Yeah, we were doing pass the mic before they go, I'm going to pass the phone to the person. Remember that?

But that was, that was, we would plan past the mic years before that. So, Ash, hopefully we don't go too hard on you. Hopefully you go hard enough. You'll know you've gone too far when I start crying and then you just stop. And then we'll stop. I've already walked out of the studio once this week.

When you hear the bell, the game's over. Okay. No more throwing shade after the bell. Okay, the bells there. And I think producer Carl's involved as well. Oh, yeah, Prodice Carl is going to play. Okay, cool. Let's go.

Do you want me to go first? Because I don't know if I'm doing it right, so I'll do one and you tell me if it's right. Okay, and I think for those who are new to the show listening, you may learn a thing or two about members on the show. Okay, I want to pass the person to the person to... You're doing it wrong. You have to say, I want to pass the mic to the person that blames his alcohol dependency

on his mates who keep texting him to come drinking, even though he could just say no one go home to his family. God, see, no, I don't want to leave the boys down. That's a good one. I've got the vibe right. I'm going to pass the mic to the person who if I had a dollar every time he said I'll pay you back, I'd have $147.

Okay, fine. I'm going to pass the mic to the woman who once used a cold Coke can for hemorrhoid treatment. Yeah, well I'm the only woman he is. Obviously that's me, and I'm not ashamed of that. And the only one who's put a can up there, by the way. Yeah, not up there, not just resting on the...

Cheat. Not the cheek, on the opening. Resting. I'm going to pass the mic to someone who needs to be left alone for five to six minutes if anyone even mentions the word step-sister. I feel a tech to kid. Okay. Well, I'm going to pass the mic to the man who looks like the love child of Walter White from Breaking Bad

and Ron Weasley's mum. Hang-in-gang. Oh, I got a visual gag, sad. I'm going to pass the mic to the guy who says he's 116th moldy and the rest of his DNA is just Bondi sands It's getting savage now Guilty, guilty I'm going to pass the mic to the person who comes up with such crook stuff

Even Urban Dictionary struggles to understand what he's talking about That's definitely Carl I don't understand what he's talking about most of the time When he says things like I don't know We have to like turn off his mic and be like we can't And then I Google it, and I'm like, I'll have to delete my clearing, my browser data history now. It's all good stuff. Okay, well, I want to pass the mic to the woman who's such a health nut that she'll spend $38 bucks on a kale smoothie,

but then it ain't Mac as in her car like a raccoon. Got it. It's highs and lows, isn't it? Yeah, highs and lows and lows. Okay, I'm going to pass the mic to the man who spent the whole of the wicked film writing a caption for a photo with Jonathan Bailey that never happened. because he genuinely thought Jonathan Bailey was coming to meet and hang out with him at 11pm on a Saturday night in Auckland. One of the worst moments of my life.

Well, I want to pass the mic, and I'm going to be nice here, to the most incredible female broadcaster I've ever worked with. But Meg's not here, so I'll pass it to Ash. I'm going to pass the mic to the person with blue balls. All right, I'm going to pass the mic to the person. Don't cover it in here. It's not even funny joke. Who had a mini heart attack hearing that.

I think we'll wrap it up there. I'm going to pass the mic to the person who thinks wearing deodorant is optional. Because it's bad for you. Is that what that smell is? If a little bit of aluminum gets in your body and it stops us smelling every show, I'm willing to run that risk. I'd prefer it, to be honest. I've grown to love the smell of my underarms

Yeah, well, others don't. How long does it take? Two years. Okay, so we've only got another year and eight months to go. It smells like a tip of it. Clint Meg and Dan. There's a mystery unfolding. Someone's guilty.

But who? Crack the case with Zootopia 2. All right, we got our producers in the running for this as well. Producer Nex, Bridges Carl and Webgirl Bella. One of us has been told yesterday that we are the snake. We opened envelopes that either said not guilty or guilty. Produce Anipia, you were in here yesterday, so you got your envelope? I have my envelope in my hand.

Okay, so we all said... Oh, he might be the snake and we don't know yet because he didn't even open his yesterday. Regardless of what yours says, you have to say. That's scary how he just made the scary face when he did that sound. But you don't need to... He can say whatever he wants, Clinton. You don't need to tell him what he says. Well, we were all tasked with saying, I am not the snake.

Yeah, that's what you're supposed to say. You're supposed to go in. And you didn't do that yesterday, so we're going to see how guilty you might. sound because if you know you are you're a very honest boy. Yeah no, not guilty, not the snake. Goodmise he's trying too hard, it's all very confusing.

I still think it's Carl. Why do you think it's me? Initially when he opened his envelope yesterday and he was very quick to just go, I'm not the snake. That's because I can read, I'm not sure I can't read quick, but it's one word. What did it say? Said not, I can't. So, I'm pretty easy.

Yeah, I've heard producer Carl's got a reading age of 56. And he's only in his 30s. Wow, that is good. Surely your reading age goes down after the bell curve. At what age is it actually? Because maybe when you were 10, you had a reading age of 13, you'd be like, get him. Do we all quickly go around the group and just... Say you're not the snake?

Yeah. Okay. I'm not a snake. I'm not the snake. I'm not the snake. I'm not the snake. No, snakey me, not snaky. No, definitely not snake. It's between Bella and Carl for me. Those two are the slipperest little... You can't just say,

the two hot ones on the show we're going to be the snake, it's not. It's not me and Ash, so... You can take Zoo to 3-3-4-3. Don't love me in with you. If you want to make... Are you saying that you and I are the ugly people on the show?

No, I was meaning we're the hot ones. Oh yeah, that's fine, yeah. Yeah, one of us is slightly hotter than the other. You'd be the judge who that is. You can take Zoo to 3-343 if you want to have a guess who you think it is, but I've got one more clue to help you up. This is a make or break assignment. Fail and I will split you up.

No snake has set foot in Zootopia in forever. There's a snake! Stop in the name of the law! That wasn't a clue. That was a bit of the trailer. But he says, I'm the snake and it was a boy voice. Does that think it rules out, Bella? Is that the real clue? Do we play the right audio?

That was it, yeah. Okay, play it again, play it again, play it again. Okay. This is a make or break assignment. Fail and I will split you up. No snake has set foot in Zootopia in forever. There's a snake! Stop in the name of the law

Stop in the name of the law I'd still think it's car Oh, okay I think it is I think it's something to do with the stop in the name of the law thing Like is anyone you Did anyone train to be a police officer or something?

No, I haven't been a police officer You had 400 other jobs Clint thought about it You're Clint. No, no I was going to be a strip dressed up as a police officer. No, I applied to be a fireman, a real one,

not one that strips off. One that puts on clothes before they go. More clothes, really. They go out to work. And then I found out they didn't do vests or singlets. And I was like, nah, not for me. People that are texting through, do, Dan, trust me, it's not me.

Like, get my head out of your brain. My name, out of your head. Oh, look at my wife's name. Out your mouth. Thank you. Dan's getting all flustered. I'm here because I'm pissed off that people are thinking it's me. It's sneaky.

It's calm. You're the only one pointing fingers, bro. Actually, yeah, the one who's probably the most guilty is the one trying to get us to think about someone else. I actually think it's Dan. We have to start thinking about who it is. And the person that I think it is is, is Carl, and I'm just trying to make you see sense.

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