The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW always eat the ass first!

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

Clint, Megan and Dan kick off Thursday ahead of a four-day Easter weekend, share plans, and plug giveaways including $200 fuel and Harry Styles tickets. They play a stadium-size “More or Less” game, discuss Easter traditions like kids’ egg hunts, and debate extreme empath habits, including Dan’s wife refusing to eat chocolate bunnies. The Producer Diary recaps the week, including Caltex Taradale’s cheap petrol and the four-hour Easy Money marathon won by Lavinia for $10,000, who gives her friend $1,000. They announce the upcoming “50K Fuel” game, revisit an elaborate April Fools prank involving Clint’s mum, and wrap with dating “moves,” including bringing puppies to attract attention. 00:00 Long Weekend Banter06:31 Jess Calls In09:52 Easter Egg Hunt11:09 Color Run Moment13:29 More Or Less Stadiums17:44 Producer Diary23:57 Extreme Empaths31:17 EZ Money Highlights40:10 Long Weekend Whip Round41:38 Artemis Launch And Space Odds48:15 Fuel Giveaway Explained51:15 Clints Mum April Fools Prank01:04:03 Puppies As Dating Hack

This is a podcast from Rover. And your show. Start every day the right way. Here on The Edge. It's the Edge Breakfast. Clint Megan Dan. 942. Good morning.

It is a Thursday. It feels like, it actually feels better than a Friday. Yeah, it does. Going into the longest long weekends. Praise Jesus. For us. For us.

For us, the longest weekend. Oh, do you just mean the four days? Yeah, the four days. I mean, three day ones, but you don't get a four day one except for a three stuff. weekend like of statutory holidays of the year it is isn't it? That's it. Yeah, yeah. Enjoy it. Unless you're one of those people, those battleers, those soul of the earths that

worked through over the four days. Maybe you're in retail, maybe you work at a service station. You still get a day in lieu and time and a half. Legally, don't you? Yeah, I know, but you're still having to work when everyone else is. I know, but you're going to take that day in lieu and then you're going to have a day off when we're all working. Okay, you'll work it through then, Clint. Go on.

I can't. I'm already booked to go down south to go see some family. Exactly. Just doing my husband duties. Oh, that's nice. You know, when your partner wants to visit their family? You go, that wasn't the plan. Yeah, go on. My mum asked on the phone yesterday, she goes,

which holiday is Clint taking this time? Where's he going, Miami? Yeah. I go to Wonganui. Wonganui. Yeah, that's the Miami of New Zealand. Yeah, it's what they say. I don't know you had family there.

I family in Wonganui. Oh, friends in Wonganui, family and Tohanga. Yeah. But I could swing by and see your brother-in-law and stuff? Yeah, my brother and sister-in-law, my father-in-law, Wongan-law. It is actually quite lovely. It actually genuinely is.

I thought it was crappy, I'm honest for the family. And then I went and visited it a lot. And I was like, it's just genuinely really sweet and kind. It's like a... Oh, it's like... And you can buy like a five-bedroom home

for like 75 grand or something. I don't think it's that cheap. I don't think it's quite that. You're really underselling it. Some of the roughenade parts. Yeah, sure, sure. Maybe. Yeah, and the kids just frolic around

and you're like four acres. It's beautiful down there. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, enjoy the four days off if you have. Yeah, let us know what you're up to for the long weekend. What are your plans?

We've got 200 bucks with a fuel to give away at 7 because, of course, easy money is wrapped up. And I think it's sort of like putting a box and we've taped the box up and we've put it on the shelf. Yeah. But we also have some Harry Stiles tickets to give away today as well, eh? We're not giving them away, but putting you in the drawer. Yeah, and she's giving away 5pm around then.

Yeah, I'd say it's normally around 5, the big giveaway. So your last chance to get in the draw today. and we did the math. There's only going to be like 30 people in the draw. Wow. It's a good odds, man. One in 30 if you get yourself in it. 8 o'clock is your cue to call for that one.

It's not too late. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh my gosh. Pink Pantherus and Zara Larson, if you're wondering, Jess, we see your Texas morning. She said, first time I'm listening at ages because I love you guys. Thanks, Jess.

But what is this song? It's not a Larson. One of the biggest songs in the world at the moment. Yeah, she's massively sold out Spark Arena. put it on a second show and by all accounts I think that one's either pretty done as well if not close to us versus the playlist

at the moment Maroon 5 was Khalifa. Ah yeah, good song. In the mix If I've got to write on and off and then they do some real crusty songs but even then they'd hit. Yeah they sort of changed their songs about Jane album one of their first big hits with all the songs And then they sort of changed their genre, didn't they?

They went real poppy. They did. From like kind of a rock, jazzy type of feel. But yeah, I like my own five. Now, I know you're going to go with topical songs. And on this day of music, Dan, Meg would like to trump that for the sixth and throwback and go chocolate theme being Easter. Yeah, you could do Candyman, Christina Aguilera. Oh, okay, I can find that.

I've got Kylie Minogue chocolate. Ooh. Oh, is that a song? I'm sorry. If I've been swinded this, I'm sorry. Otherwise, I got hot chocolate I'd be eating milk Yeah, I like it

What about that song from back in the day? Who's Sanks a Thing? What about that song from back in the day? It was many years ago But it was that song by Shanks and Bigfoot Called It's Sweet Like Chocolate Boy This one? This one.

Yeah, I was like, I found out in this is one Who's Shanks and Bigfoot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll know it when you hear the chorus. It came out like, it says here, too. 2003. I don't know if it is. I don't know if it is trouble for playing this. Yeah, Christina Aguilera.

She absolutely dominated back in the day. Oh, she did. No one could get close to Christina. Mandy Moore did a song called Candy. Yeah, I think so. Is it too old? Because 50 cents got Candy Shop. Oh, you're... Big me to the Candy Shop.

Oh, you don't even need to play that. Oh, we've got to play that. Okay, Dan's got Candy Shop. Meg, you're going... Mandy Moore. Mour, producer Carl. I have to play the... this, I had the CD, I played it on my little

bubble radio, Mandy Moore, man. Names. We're going to get in trouble. I'll take Mandy Moore as well. All right, well, it looks like I want a little Mandy Moore as well. Okay. I'm so happy. You like Bangorang the other day. Sorry, damn, we're not all as gangster as you, it seems.

Wow. You know. This does surprise me. You can take the boy out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the boy. Mandy Moore and Candy, it is your your 6 a.m. throwback, of course, Easter. It's going to be a lot of chocolate and candy eating over the long weekend.

Wow, from Mark. Oh, he loved it, did he? Wow. He just said, wow. No, I think he's, you're shooting a shot with the boss for playing Mandy. Oh, so he's gone on to say, he doesn't love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then somebody else said, love you guys, but you put the worst songs, let the list of pick.

Long, I don't want to say I agree, but you know what, I agree. I would have much preferred candy shop by... Jess was taking shots at Zarar Alastin earlier. What'd you think? Is that better, Jess? Good morning, babe. Jess. Jess. Good morning.

Hey, would you like, is that one better? Was that song better for you? Oh, much better. Oh, okay. At least we had one here. Do you know, Dan says he's never heard that song before in his life? I think I missed the Mandy Moore train, if there ever was one. Oh, yeah.

There were a few carriages on it? Was it? Was it just the caboose and then one carriage? You and Meg and the producers in that? What are you up to this long weekend, Jess? Heading to Awokuni this weekend. Oh, nice. Big Bearfest happening.

Beer fest? I mean, beer fest and Alawconi. Beer. Nice. I might be heading that way. Oahuini, you're going to Wonganui. Yeah, but surely that's on the way. I mean, it's a hell of a detour if you are.

Colin was I going to really stop at the beer fest, and then smash a few pints and then go, all right, kids, back in the car. We're heading south. What's at the beer fest? What goes on at the Awakuni Beer Fest? A lot of beer. Just a lot of local beer. Oh yeah, they're sorry.

And then what? What's the plan after all the beer drinking? More beer. I don't know, probably go home, drink some more beer. Yeah. Oh yeah, lots of samples. Are you in a relationship, loved up, or just riding solo this weekend? I'm going with my family.

Oh, wow, it's a real family affair at the Beardfest. Interesting. Oh, that's great. Annual every year. All right. Oh, that'd be cool. It would be real dad goals, eh? Yeah.

You're going to a beer festival, your daughter, and, you know. Make sure you go and get a photo with the carrot. That's a must do when you go to Ock. Yeah, everyone's got a photo with a carrot. Yeah, it's a great carrot. Do you plan on doing that, Jess? No, no. Okay, that's all right.

There's only a limited amount of time to drink the bandad. Yes, okay. Jess, we'll saw you out with the day. We'll pass to our musty movie. It actually dropped in cinemas yesterday, but you get out and check it out over the weekend if you want. Super Mario Galaxy movie. I'll send you a double pass.

Oh, very good. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. Yeah. Independent breweries at this beer festival. You get a festival glass and then you get to buy tokens for $3.50 and two tokens is a $250 mil poor. Oh, isn't that fun?

I love a token. Yeah, it's pretty good. And you could also get a 125 mil taster for one token, $350. If you want to just try the beer before you buy it, maybe. Is the powder horn still a thing in Oakhuni? I remember I stayed there and they had great spa pools. getting a nod from producer Nakes. Yeah, they used to have great parties.

I remember I saw General Lee there from Georgia FM once. Yeah, oh, Cody used to be like really, like, great for the party scene. Yeah, oh god, yeah. George FM, I've never heard of it. Yeah, it's just a little station. No one listens to it. Right, okay. I was in a bit like that My FM in the Rock.

Yes. Yeah, yeah. All good. Okay, I'll do a little coffee catch-up coming up. Next, a little whip around. See what's going on for the long weekend. Also, $200 bucks fuel to give away at 7 o'clock this morning. just by having the make of car that comes up on the wheel.

It's as simple as that. You need to drive a car. Very large hoot for you to step through coming up at 7. And if you don't drive a car, just lie and say you do. Yeah. What do we know? The Flyway to Melbourne, the last one of four, is going to be having on the Ash London show around 5 o'clock today.

So if you want to get in the draw, listen up for the cue to call. We have two of them, one after eight and one after nine. Easter weekend, this weekend, Meg. Yes. And yesterday, I, my... My son, George, who's two, just turned two, we got him and his cousin together and did a little, because he's not going to see her over the long weekend.

They had a little Easter egg hunt at his cousin's place. Oh, my goodness me. What a joy it was to see little kids hunting for Easter eggs. And the great thing about it was, we just hit, because they're so young, they're a bit, they're not developed fully in the brain, eh? So once they collected all the eggs and found them, just put them out again in the same place, and they go, and they have to go

we did four different rounds of an Easter egg hunt and they're so delicious aren't they? And then just put them in the same place they went back going and they were surprised every time they found them. Brilliant. Yeah, what is he just turning two?

Just turn two. I remember, I literally remember the first Easter and Daisy had just been around two years old and that was the greatest joy because she finally got it and I was like, oh, this is like really happening and they change and they, well what about you? What happens with your kids now?

They were old. Yeah, they were still asking when the Easterer was. drops the eggs off. I think my daughter, let's just say, is getting wise to how the bunny likes to operate. Yeah, right. But she's smart enough to know

that bunny is an incredible bunny. He is amazing. Yeah. The other really cool thing, just on that, with kids just being awesome, I was in my kids colour run yesterday, which is kind of like a cross-country, but way shorter, and then they just throw colour at them as they run through. Is that a cross-country now? Is that

the alternative, the PC version? I don't know if it's an addition to the cross-country or if it's replaced it, but they throw coloured cornflower all over the kids and stuff. We'll probably find out it's got asbestos in it a few years from now, and we'll be like, what were you thinking? But I wanted to record the audio, and then it felt invasive. The kids all do one lap of the field. And there's this one kid who is, I don't know if the right term of special needs,

in terms of how he moves, you can tell that he is disadvantaged compared to the other kids. So he's always last. He was last last last year, and he was last this year. And as he still has at least maybe half or a quarter of the field to go, the entire school started chanting his name and like cheering and clapping. And a couple of dudes are like helping him over the line. And I was like, oh, his mum was there. I was just like, man, kids are so much cooler than I remember in school.

That was so mean. I can't even imagine how that mum must feel to see that sort of. Because I think that everybody obviously wants, would dream and hope that their babies are healthy when they're bored. You know, you go, I just want them to be a healthy baby. And if they're not and something is a little different, then your next dream is, I hope that they're not bullied. I hope they're accepted and I hope they have a good life.

And then seeing that, I imagine, would be the greatest story. The entire school chanting his name, as he crossed the finish line, got thrown like colour all over him. The whole school erupted like he had won. It was... Oh, well, that is lovely to watch. I wouldn't have survived that. It was the best.

I was like, man, that was such a cool moment. Back to the cross-country, though. So they're only doing one lap of the field. One lap, Dan. I used to do a kilometre or three kilometres or whatever, and they were throwing asbestos at me. And they used to run around the streets, and you could get by car.

So I said before the other day, so we lost some kids doing the cross-country back in my day. So now they're just in a field. One lap. You're allowed to cut the corner as well. None of the parents were pulling you up. What a nightmare. Ridiculous.

And then, of course, the kids all get in the car covered in, like, colour and stuff. Which I didn't love, but I thought making the kids run behind the car like dogs. Not in the Tesla! Clint Mega Dan. Lesh goal! More or less.

Here we go. Different topic every morning. We just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. This one's about stadiums. Sizes of stadiums and how many people can fit in them. You'll be good at this, Clint. You know stadiums?

Okay. I'm very, my very... manly boys that I have in the room. International stadiums, we talk in New Zealand. Does the new one in crosshurch feature? The what one? The new one in cross-yard. Okay. That would have been topical, wouldn't it? Yeah, mind you guys have had enough to.

It's because of the new stadium, but then I didn't, I left it out. Okay, sorry about that. It's a shame. All right, Wembley Stadium, the London Stadium, or the Lussela Stadium, which was the World Cup final stadium built for the 2022 FIFA World Cup. Now, I know at one point in history, Wembley Stadium was the biggest. And Qatar do everything big And they'd probably go out of their way Just to make it bigger

Yeah I don't hear a lot about it No you don't I think you're hard to go against Wembley Yeah I'm gonna say a movie's still bigger Dending yeah 90,000 compared to 88

So they nearly got there 88,966 So close Why wouldn't you just put some obstructed view seats in there So close Okay what about the Melbourne Cricket Ground

MCG or Camp no, which is the home stadium of the SC Barcelona and Spain. Oh, now Meg and I went to the MCG to see Taylor Swift a couple of years ago. And I must say, we were sitting sort of down in the, we're on the seats, looking up to the opposite side of that stadium. It was incredible, like how big that place is. But Spanish football, oh, that's got to be big. If it's bigger, then I would be very surprised.

Okay, go on, take your shot, Dan. Spanish, let's go with Clint. Spanish football. No, I thought you were going to go with Melbourne. No, Spanish is wrong. It's Melbourne, Crooked Crowd. Okay, I should trust myself more. Yeah, you should definitely should.

100,000. 100,000 people confirm that. Okay, the AT&T Stadium, home of the Dallas Cowboys. Hi, yeah. Or the Croke Park Stadium, Ireland's main Gaelic Games stadium in Dublin. I do love Gaelic football, but the Dallas Cowboys Stadium is huge. You go Dallas? Croke Park's huge as well.

I'm going to go rogue and I'm going to go with the Irish one. Croke Park? Yeah. Correct. Yeah, it does hold more people in that stadium. Stade de France, France's National Stadium or FNB Stadium, the Soccer City, largest stadium in Africa. The larger stadium in Africa bigger than the Stad de France. I think Stade de France is one of the biggest.

Biggest. No. Oh, the Africans did it bigger. The Africans did it bigger. Good on them. All right, boys, you'll find a lot of things are bigger in Africa. Which stadium holds more people, Eden Park or Suncorp Stadium? Suncorp be bigger than Eden Park.

We had about 40, I think it's about 46,000 for Eden Park. Yeah, you're right, boys. Yeah, Suncorp did it, 52,500. Well done. Oh, get in. I think that was a pass. Yeah, you do one. Two wrong.

That's quite an interesting one. Yes, even. Does that mean Wembley Stadium's the biggest in the world? Oh, no, no, the other one's biggest. Others had 100,000. So the MCG? I think in the Africa soccer one seemed to be the largest. And to be fair, a lot of people live in Africa.

So they do need a big stadium. Elephants? Yes, a lot of elephants there. They're bigger than the ones in Asia. Yeah. What else have they got bigger in Africa? Clint, you don't need to keep going. We know what you're talking about.

It's one of those things you just sort of say it once. Everybody got it. I mean penises. What is bigger here is our giveaways. Coming up at seven, find out. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. We're going to get into the highlights of this week with the producer's diary. But coming up right after headlines,

your chance to score yourself $200 worth of fuel. So if you want to get in early on that one You can give us call now if you like I bet producer car would love it if you start calling now Yeah I think just start calling Spam him I was just want to go get a coffee but yeah go on start calling After you go

It's not like he's over answering phones from yesterday When we did every call or the easy money thing For four hours Four hours Yeah okay I'll 800th edge if you want to see if your car can score you 200 bucks worth of fuel In the meantime

Producer Nibia if you could do some of the heavy lifting here That'd be great At Samaria, good morning and welcome back to another producer diary. It's a short week and we're ready to head away on the Easter holidays, so let's get into it. Petal prices is the only thing on Kiwi's mind at the moment, but the good bastards at Caltechs Terradale are doing it cheaper than the rest of the country. We gave Manush from Counties a call to celebrate. Hello.

Hey, it's Clint Meg and Dan here from the Edge. Who are we speaking with? Manoj. Manoj. Manoj. We just thought we would call and let you know. Congratulations. You have the cheapest fuel or you did over the weekend in New Zealand. Well done, Minnuch.

Congratulations. Very exciting. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, get into it. You must be frothed. No, he's probably exhausted because the amount of customers you must have through over the weekend would have been diabolical, I imagine.

What's the specials at Caltech's Terradale? Only the fuel. How much is 91 there today? The 91 is today's 318. 318. That's amazing. Oh, get amongst it. Thank you, Manoo.

See, Manou. Thank you, mate. Bye here, man. See you, mate. He's had enough for us. Unique names is a game we love playing on this show, but this Austrian bodybuilder's name might just be the most dangerous name yet.

Clint McGahn, Dan, Scandal. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh, get that one right. Give it another go. I was so bold and putting it in my mind. Don't go too fast and don't go too slow. Arnold Schwarzenegger's. No, still didn't go.

We know what you mean. You don't stop at the end. This week, we also got chatting about the fact that Tom Fulton, who plays Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, has never seen any of his own movies. Unfortunately, we are not the same as Tom. So when one of our videos comes out on Edge Breakfast on Instagram, Dan's the first to like it.

Oh, I watch them. Yeah, because I think Meg's so funny. Oh, shut up, Dan. Can you say that it sounds sarcastic? It was. Each morning after 6 a.m., we pick a pump-up track for the day, and this week one of our selections was some nights by fun. We thought history was made this week

because Meg thought she nailed the singing. Only you decide whether she did or didn't. That's it. Obviously, this is going to do you dirty because your version's archipella. It doesn't have all the drums. Right. Didn't quite get it right today.

That sounds like something else. That sounds like your husband guy recorded you one night. That's kind of quote. It's better at the end. I think she's done the last note. It sounds like she's on the roller coaster or something where she was miced up. And finally, it was April Falls Day yesterday, and hey, Meg Dan,

remember that time that Clint volunteered to look at his own mum naked? Weirdo. Start the timer. Now. Oh, for my, my God. He was he? We thought we'd have to do three breaks to decide. He decided it too.

The funny thing is, before this break, Clint was going, oh, shit, we didn't do anything for April Falls today. And Megan, I were going, oh, yeah, bugger. And I'll always be the guy that was willing to look at his mum nude. Yeah, cool. Thanks for that, guys. You're welcome. All righty, and that's all we've got time for this week.

I hope you have a great Easter holiday. Make sure you find all those Easter eggs, and we'll see you after the break. Bye. Thank you, Bridges and Epeer. I think. All right, we've got 200 bucks with a fuel to give away your car can win it for you.

We'll spin the wheel in 90 seconds, and if yours comes up and it matches, it's yours. 0,800 of the edge. Bridges go. Morning, the edge, what do you drive? Okay, all right, sweet as. Flint, Megan, Dan. Pinky Bid.

It's time for Clint Big and Dad's. Wheel in studio, we will spin it. It will land on a make of car. We do need to get that wheel. This is so good. Don't touch it while it spins, you idiot? That's the number one wrong. It was two.

What did you do that? Ow! Okay, okay, it's a good one this morning. Let's yell. What car do you drive? I've got a Toyota. It would have been Toyota, that $200 fuel voucher would be yours, but it is not. That winning wheel is really dangerous

Emily, what car do you drive? A Hyundai. I'm sorry, Emily, that's not right. Maddie, what car do you drive? I drive a Honda. She's good. Honda Civic? No, a Honda Odyssey.

Oh, an Odyssey or a family car. How many kids you got, Maddie? I'm sorry? How many kids you got? I've got two. Two? Geez, you got enough for seven. And then the room?

She's planning for a bigger family, I reckon. Yeah, you got number three in the head at least. You're planning for it, surely, aren't you? Well, I hope not. Oh, jeez, okay. You just love a big car. Okay, just give me the 200 clip. Let's move on. Maddie, $200 fuel voucher coming your way to chucking the Odyssey. And also at 8 o'clock, we'll let you know what is happening.

Monday week, 50K fuel left is coming. $50,000 worth of fuel. So, wait, we've been giving away $200 for the last couple of weeks. 50K. Yeah, we've been building up to this. We've had it planned all along. And we can finally hear on what's going on

8 o'clock this morning. There's a lot of fuel. Yeah. I've got to fill up the Odyssey a few times. I'm on fire. Just got to let it go. Fire at all. It feels like we should get a little pit bull on

for a Thursday that feels like a Friday. Going into Easter, speaking of. Dan's wife has a problem with Easter or do you have the problem? Well, I have the problem with her. Something she's doing that I'm like, come on, Hannah. Come on, man.

it's Easter. Do it. Just give her whatever she wants, mate. Honest of God, you're lucky to be with her. Clint, Megan Dan. And take us with you if you get to work and you want to keep listening to the show. You can download the Rover app or if you're going away for the long weekend. Early, you're going to jump on everyone else. Yeah, a lot of people probably going away right now, trying to beat the traffic for the Easter weekend.

Drive carefully. Speaking of Easter, as well, my beautiful wife, Hannah. Loves chocolate. She's a huge chocolate fan. Oh, she has sweet, too, for she? Yeah, she likes chocolate. But the thing about her is over Easter. If you ever think of getting her some chocolate, never buy her a bunny.

Because we have got a cupboard full of bunnies at our house from me bygone Easter's gone by. Because Hannah refuses to eat them because she doesn't want to, in quote, eat the ears and hurt the bunny. So does she eat any part of the bunny? No, no, no, no. She doesn't eat it. Like, I always eat the ass first. Of course you do. When it comes to a bunny, just because I feel like eating the ears is the best part. Top answer on the board was.

Yeah. No, you're good. Yeah. But Hannah just refuses to eat them because they look like a real bunny, so she doesn't eat them. So we've got three, currently we've got four lint bunnies up in the cupboard at our house, uneaten. I ate one the other day, and she couldn't watch me eating it just because of the bunny getting eaten. Me, I thought you'd be able to relate to this more. You're a bit more of empath.

I get it, but I'm more so like a pig, and I'm going to eat the chocolate. Right. So the cuteness trumps the chocolate. So it's a vegetarian, but if that animal's made a chocolate, watch out. No, like, I understand it, and I don't, I know exactly the feeling, but it doesn't stop me from eating it. Which way do you go on? Do you eat the ass first? No, I do ears first.

I do ears first. I think I do face. Okay. You just have to kind of almost break it first, so it's just chocolate. So I kind of get what she's saying. Face or ears, yeah. Definitely feel away. But I would rather not have them, but they are the best chocolate, too.

And that's the one thing about Hannah of my wife that I'm just like, why? Because she's not an extreme empath in any other way. No, she's not vegetarian or anything. That's the only time you go, why? What about when she charges her tarot cards in the full moon? That is odd as well. That's right. She's got these funny little quirks.

Yeah, for a doctor, it's weird. I love it. Yeah, she does. Like, for a woman of science, she believes in a lot of woo-woo stuff. Yeah. I will give her that. But I kind of like that about her as well. You know, she has got that little bit of...

I don't humanise inanimate objects, except for when we were talking last week with my car, Didn't realize had a feature. When someone ran out in front of me, it just automatically broke for me. And I, like, patted the steering wheel. Like, good boy. Good boy. Thank you.

I don't have to go to jail for manslaughter. Yeah, and then I gave it a vacuum just to say thanks. It's going to get more and more absurd with AI now coming into soft toys. Have you seen that? Yes. You get like AI toys. And, yeah, I think it's going to be harder for impats in the future when it comes to what's real and what's not. But we want to talk about extreme impacts.

Yeah. Are you one of these people that if there's one, if there's two teaspoons in the cutlery drawer, you don't take one of them because you don't want to leave the other one alone. Yeah. Like that type of stuff. Extreme impasse. They're not, they're inanimate objects. They don't have the personality.

What are you on producer names? This is so weird and I don't know what I do it. But whenever I use the bathroom at work, there's two rolls of toilet paper in each cubicle. I like to take one set of toilet paper from each so that I'm not using one more than the other. I don't know why, but it's just weird, yeah. Feels fear. You don't want to be like been seeing, choosing favour

I think that just proves you need to eat more fibre. I think that's the main thing there. I'm sorry, you're not a one wipe done. You don't know me, me. Dan's wife doesn't like eating the bunnies off a chocolate bunny rabbit. The ears offer chocolate bunny rabbit.

I guess an Easter, she probably struggles and you've still got Easter bunnies from last Easter. Like multiple Easter's. I'd say we've got maybe three or four Easter's worth of lint bunnies in our cupboard. And there's the lint bunnies are the best, eh? The chocolate in them. I don't know what

it is, but oh my goodness me. They really are the best, they really are. Yeah, for sure. I like this one. This one says, I apologize to the microwave whenever I stop it, stop it, before it gets to zero. I'm like, sorry, I need it now, sorry. You're not, that's a joke. No one's doing that. No one's doing that.

I always mucks me up. Yeah, so I kind of get that one. Someone else similarly says, if I ever drop anything, I pick it up and I always go, you're all right. Like a kid, I suppose, when they hurt themselves. You're all right, buddy. Someone else says we have an old washing machine and every time it finishes a cycle, I say, you did it. Come on. You did. Okay, that's like this text.

I purchased a new washer, but I kept the old dryer. I'm constantly wondering about how the dryer feels about its new partner in cleaning. Oh, God. All right, let's quickly go to Will. Hey, Will. Will. Unless you've changed your name, Will from Marston because you feel embarrassed by the thing that you're giving human feelings to... Morning, Will.

We know you're there. Morning, hello. Sorry. Get a mate. You got something else better to do than talk to us on the radio, Will? Hello, I'm here, sorry. Okay. What's your extreme empath situation?

I kind of treat my vehicle like a person. Oh, yeah, and you'd not be a... I think there's a lot of people like you will. You know, it's like another member of the family. Does it have a name? Have you gone that far? Tank. Tank. Oh, a big boy.

Well, someone else checks. Wait, what kind of car is it? That's a bushy trotting. Oh, yeah. That's a big news. And you're nice to tank? Treat them good. Oh, I love tanks.

He's a good boy. He's a good boy. You don't go as far as those weird people that we see on, like, those websites like the mirror. Dot UK where they, like, end up marrying their vehicle, you know, and they have, like, romantic feelings for the car. Oh, yeah, no, I'm not that cuckoo. Yeah, he's not that weird. I saw a dude who married his.

I don't know what he's dealing with the exhaust and stuff, but he got a lot of photos with it. Someone else has said that every time I sell a car, I pat the dashboard and say, you're a good girl. Just like they've served them well. Wow. Yeah. I have a favourite burner on my stove and I feel bad for the others because it's like I'm cheating on it if I use them. I'm the same. I always use the same burner because I'm like, you've treated me well over the years.

Yeah, everyone has a favourite burner, don't they? The favourite burner must be exhausted, don't you? No, you're true. Can you give the others a go? I cook everything around here. And BM, what do you do? Why are you an extreme impact? I usually say sorry to AI

I'm asking too many questions Hally you like it's got feelings You Meg would do that Oh sorry that's not what I mean Please Thank you I go I understand why you've said that And I'm sorry to say this back

But And it's because Ben One day when the robots do take over They'll put us under their wings first Because we were polite Hopefully Yeah you know And I do this as well

This text came out I swear for roadkill that's already dead. But that's because I just don't want it all up the inside of the car. Oh, yeah, that's normal. But they're doing it is they don't want to squash it a second time. That's me. That's me. 100%. Is anyone aiming for that?

I don't think anyone's trying to run over a roadkill. And this one's brilliant from Adam. I tuck in my PlayStation controller with its charging cable when it's going, like it's going to sleep after I finish using it. Come on. Good night. Yeah. Not as bad as Rod who says goodbye to each room as he leaves the house.

Oh, I'd do that. No, no. When he moves out of a house Oh, no, when he just goes to work. No, he moves out. I like that rod. That's beautiful. Oh, when you move out, maybe, yeah. I think a house has a certain personality, human-like, as well.

It makes me sad just thinking about leaving out of house. It was a big day yesterday. It was. If you're an early riser and you listen to the show and you don't catch much after 8 o'clock, you will have missed the four hours of constant easy money play yesterday. We didn't give away that 10 grand until just before midday. Yeah, there was a lot of stress people here.

yesterday was that. Producer Nebius' job was to squeeze four hours of Easy Money play into three minutes for you next. Easy Money, we gave you the chance over the last wee while to win 10,000 bucks, and so yesterday was Wednesday, not in April Fool's gag. We decided to continue to play from 8 o'clock until it was given away. We'd done it once before, and I think we gave it away around 9.30. We did, yeah. Yeah, it was much earlier than we did yesterday. Yesterday, she went on for a wee while. Take a listen. Peepot, an instrument. That's not the one, that's not the one.

Let's try this one, Meg. Doi! A sauce. Oh, man, I'm actually really bad at this past. Chloe, it's a bad time to figure it out, Tyler. L. Oh my God! That was question nine.

I thought you were going to get up there. Oh, close. Famous actor. Oh, fuck. No, that's an F word. Giving you the F. An item of clothing? What are you?

What are you? What are you saying, girl? Something in your garden. Oh my God. Jesus, Pip. Jesus, Pip, right? Oh, my gosh it's got. I'm going to get an absolute tongue lashing, I imagine.

A tongue lashing? Not from the boss. No, no, that's... Not again, he went to HR last time he did that. Yeah, this is a new boss. He was... Damn, if anything, you'll get in trouble, you're not getting what you're hoping for.

I've done, though. Jesus. Holly, you want to play easy money? Yes. Hey! Hey! First of all, what's the mummy makeover? What are we getting done for 10 grand?

Oh, everything. Nipped and tucked, um, boobs, bum, tummy. I think the pace is what we're struggling with this morning. People are getting good answers, but pace, We need it. Oh, thank you, Dan. All you've got to do is answer quicker.

I love the Dan's wife. Come on, we need it. Oh, man. It's probably we've known that today. Oh, wow. It's supposed to be easy, Dan. You want to go? Yeah.

I'm going to let's do. Let's get you next. Dan, your letter is Y. Why? Okay. Okay. Give me a girl's name. Yasmin.

A website. Uh, Yahoo. A TV show. Uh, yogi beer. A six-letter word. Yots. A movie. Um, yesterday.

Something you used. when you're baking. Yeast. A brand. Eve St. Laurent. Something you can do with your mouth? Yell. A board game?

Yartzy. A Taylor's Song. Oh God. Is this question 10? It's his question 10. You belong with me. He's done it. Oh my God!

We're going to Livinia. Here we go, Levinio. Your letter is M. All right, M for money. Let's get it done. You ready? Yeah. Okay, give me a drink.

Monster. A name. Mary. A cheese. Mozilla. An animal. Mouth. A planet.

Mars. Something in the kitchen. Moose. A tool to project your voice. Microphone. A movie. A hair style. Mohawk.

A bug. Mosquito. That's 10. It looks good for me. She said mosquitoes. She's looking away. It's looking good. I got to look at the judges.

I got to look at the judges. I got to look at the judges. She's looking at. She got it done. Four hours of play this morning. Yeah, man. And she actually got to play twice that morning because she rang and played doubles

with her friend Savannah earlier in the morning, but lost. Actually, yeah, we should catch up with her because then you're right. When she was, we played like double trouble we're giving like two people at the same time a chance to win. I wonder if they made a deal.

In that instance, if we win, we'll split it. But then when she played again as a soul player, I wonder if the deal still existed for the split, or is that a new deal? Oh, so not a 50-50 split. You'd probably give her a thousand. Why? So if me and you Meg

were playing together, of course, we're 50-50, but then I went, and got on the edge again three hours later and I won on my own, you'd be expecting something, wouldn't you? No. I actually, you know what? I wouldn't give her any. Yeah, exactly. He's come back round, he's realised. Why?

You did it yourself. Okay, well, let's get around next and find out what the split was, that a free can get any money after she went and did it solo on her own after playing and a pair. She's very generous if she did. She did all the heavy lifting. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's going to be having a bloody good long weekend.

Surely you're shouting something. Shouting drinks over like a Thursday like tonight. Yeah, to the value of like 300 bucks. Then they're on their own. Lavinia! To you have a-a-lavenia's song after winning easy money yesterday. It took four hours to find ourselves a winner. And the interesting thing about Lavinia's journey to 10,000.

$1,000 with easy money yesterday, is that she was one of the first to play double trouble, where we allowed two people to play at the same time, and we would accept answers from either. When Lavinia and her friend played, I imagine they had some sort of a deal, probably a 50-50 split, but they were unsuccessful, got to Question 9, didn't quite get the job done? They got closer, didn't they? They were more of the closer attempts. They did, and the thing is not all lists are equal, whether it's things that you know or don't know. Some are easier, some are harder, and Lavinia could have got an easier list for her second time round.

And then Lavinia came back about three hours later. Solo. And she smashed it. She gave us 10 with probably about a second and a half, maybe even two, to spare. And we wonder what the split is with her old friend Chivorn. Morning, Libania. Hi. Hey.

Now, congratulations, first of all, because you were, and let's be honest, streaks ahead of anyone else. We played for four hours, and you were the only one that got there. Thank you. I was so stressed. Have you earmarked the money for anything yet? I definitely have to get my car fixed because it just doesn't go anymore. So that will be my first thing. I mean, you could buy a new car completely. I think I could, but I've got attachment issues to what I have.

Okay, fair enough, fair enough. And then I've got a trip coming up, so I'll do that for some spending money and then savings. Okay, so in those top three things. Oh, I don't hear anything to the friend. No. Shevonne does make the cut. Oh. We've been playing since it was $100.

Like, I feel like it was like two years ago now. So we've both been trying to win for like, ever since you guys started playing the game. Oh, it was about a thousand. Yeah, would jackpot up to $10,000? It was $1,000 in real time. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. We were playing when it was $100 when it was like originally $100. I think the afternoon show would play or maybe it was the day show and they'd play for $100. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so how much is Savorn getting out of the $10,000? So our deal was that whoever one would get, the other person would get a grand.

Okay. See, I think that's fair. And if that's the deal and it's always being the deal, 10%. I mean, she did nothing for a grand, so I'm happy with that. Yeah. You're generous. Yeah. I mean, when you played as a team, you did get close, and not a lot of people got close.

And I imagine in that instance you guys would have split at 50-50. Yeah, definitely. Okay. But she gets a thousand. I think that's sweet as. She didn't get the job done. Lavinia got through. Lavinia won the game.

Your friend still gets a grand. I think that's probably nice. Yeah. Out of interest, Lavinia, when you did play the duo round, who answered the most questions out of you are Chauvorn? Oh, I don't remember. One of you did.

I honestly don't know if it was you or her, but I know one person did answer more. Carried the team and I'd imagine it must be you. Okay. Well, congrangeless, we're just happy you got it done because God knows how long we would have been. Thank you for ending it. Thank you so much for ending it.

You're so welcome. We could have still been going right now if it wasn't for you. You enjoy that money. Spend every set of it. Thank you so much. Have some fun. Yeah. We appreciate you listening.

8 o'clock this morning, there's no easy money. 50K fuel left is coming. Well, you know exactly how you get your hands on $50,000 worth of fuel. Lividing is going to be having a good weekend. Yes, she is. But there will be a lot of people long weekend happening. What are you doing this long weekend? Give us a call 0-800-the-edge.

Bit of a whip round next. Yeah, who's winning the long weekend this weekend? Could it be you? I'm going to let it finish now. What a year. A short week, Thursday, going into the longest of long weekends of the year. Praise Jesus. Also, it's the first week.

It's the weekend of school holidays. Teachers get it off. Do you see kids? Yeah, Corey actually just texts. She said, because I'm a primary school teacher, today is the last day of term. Very exciting. school hollery. So that's why she's winning the long weekend.

Oh, best day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of events happening around the country this weekend as well. Obviously, Warbirds Over Wanaka, the big airplane, I guess, air show happening in Warbirds Over Wonaker down there. Wellington, there's a big Eastery hunt, apparently, in the city. All the little businesses are involved, so you can go and find Easter eggs around Wellington City. The Morning Glory Festival in Featherston.

They have a sunrise rave. breathwork, lasers, sauna, secret DJs, that sounds like a bit of fun. You love a bit of morning glory, do you Dan? Yes, oh God, yeah, I'll go to the morning glory festival any day of the week. Armageddon Expo happening in Wellington. Yeah, I love Armageddon. Try and go to it every year. Yeah, and in Auckland, if you're in Auckland, obviously the Easter show happening.

Do you know who's probably trumping all of those plans, are the astronauts that are only three and a half hours away from launch, Artemis 2? They're going to be travelling further away from the Earth than man. kind ever have before. They're going like around the moon. I'd kind of be more impressive they landed on it. But anyway.

I think that's the next mission. The plan is for the next mission they're going to land. Okay, so they're just doing a bit of a ricky. Just checking out the moon from distance. But there's a one, it looks like one female astronaut and the rest are all male, which is just as well, actually, because the last time we went to space, it was just Katie Perry and all of her girlfriends.

Yeah, they just went up really high, didn't they? And then they came back. Yeah, and then she kissed the ground and got in trouble. Yeah, that was a moment, wasn't it? It's interesting. already in the spaceship now. They've got on three hours before, three and a half hours before. That's an early boarding.

Oh, get leg cramp. I need to get out and shake my legs. They must have Coru Club. Yes. They've got on very early. And I hope they've all gone wheeze. Have they all gone wheeze before the long trip? Yeah.

Yeah, so they're going to have a hell of a long weekend. One incredible thing to be able to say that you've done. I guess so. And I've checked GBT the likelihood of them dying. And it's way less than you think. It's a one in 270 chance of death. A normal thing to do, Clint. A zero.

0.3% chance of death. I think the chances once you start landing on the moon would probably go up, right? More can go wrong when you're landing and then having to take off from the moon again. I thought it might be 5%. It's way less, less than half a percent. Other stuff on that people are texting on this cross-stitch speedway tomorrow.

Oh, I love a bit of speedway. You get nice and close to me and all the dirt that comes in through the fence and gets you on the place. If you're in Auckland as well, the Easter extravaganza is happening at the Howick Historical Village. Hey, how fun! So a lot's going on this weekend. Who's winning the long weekend? What are your plans? What are you got going on?

You can brag. Just give us a call. Let us know. And we'll find out who's winning here on the team. Okay. Yeah. Clint and I are going away. Meg's not. Oh, I am a little bit.

Okay. Yeah. You are a little bit going away. Oh, you'll, yeah. Okay. I think my weekend's very cool, actually. Okay. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Who's winning the long weekend? What are your plans? What are you doing? Meg, you said you're kind of going away. Yeah, I, um, I have very kindly, I've actually been off a hotel stay, a staycation. It's with the Movenpick, like a cool hotel in Auckland. And I'm doing it with my daughter, Daisy.

Oh, that's so fun. Having like a girl's night, we're going out for a fancy dinner, which you know, it's the first like restaurant, dinner, like fancy place. And then, yeah, we're going to stay in the hotel together in a king bed. And we're going to take our robes and get dessert and maybe watch a bit of TV. I'm really like, I get into it. I'm really excited. She'll remember that for life.

I think so. I think when mum and dads split, if you've got a couple of kids, and go and have just one-on-one time with their son or one-on-one time with your daughter, I think it's quite special. And kids are very different on their own to when they're with siblings.

Yeah, I feel very grateful that guy. My husband is like, you go and do it with Daisy instead of trying to figure out if we could go and stay. Because we were off with the hotel stay-out-and-just-be-a-pest-old time. And then him and Miller are coming in the morning to have the buffet with us. Oh, yeah. Swipping up for the buffet.

You know, Amy's never gone to miss. the buffet. All right, Bella, from Christchurch. What are you to do this long weekend, babe? Well, today's my last day of work for my horrible boss. Yes. We're going to quit like three weeks ago. She had to work it out.

You had to work out your leave. And we were like, what if your boss is listening? You're like, I don't care they suck. What's your message? What's your message to that horrible boss now you're leaving? It's your last day. Good, Britain. See you later.

Never again. Oh my gosh, I'm so happy for you. really am. We quite often talk about you, Bella, behind the scenes. Your name's Bella Stewart. Oh, wait, do we not say your last name? I can say my last.

Okay, Bella Stewart. I always think about Twilight when we talk about you because you're like Kristen Stewart and Ballard together. I love it. Oh, very happy for you, Bella, good riddance to toxic bosses. Yeah, hopefully you get a good one. Thank you. Oh, that's so exciting.

All right. What about you, Cameron? What are you doing this Easter long weekends? Absolutely nothing. It's my first time I've ever headed off from work. Thank you. Yes, Cam. You normally work Easter or the weekend?

Like the Saturday, Sunday, I was a butcher for 12 years, and I never got that time off due to that. Wow, so... It's no first weekend off ever? I'm doing... Yeah, first Easter weekend, yeah. Yeah, and your adult life. Well done, Cameron.

So no stuffing sausages and playing with meat this weekend for you. No, nothing like that. Sleep, more sleep and more sleep. Yes, Cameron. Happy for you, Cam. Happy for you. Let's go to Kirsten as well. Kirsten, what are you doing this long Easter weekend?

Hi, so I am prepping for my son's first birthday. Oh, that's a joy. And it is such a moment as well because it's so bittersweet the first birthday, isn't it? Is it going to be alcohol? No. What's wrong with you? When the parents go and their kids run around, you can have a few beers. You can't have a few beers.

You can't when you're looking after children, Clint. Yeah. Here's a question. Are you making a cake from the Woman's Weekly Cakebook? No, I've ordered a cake. Oh, yeah. Which was the best one? Remember the train?

There's the train, and then there's a swimming pool. I always wanted the swimming pool. The jelly. Kirsten is, is he your only son or only child? Yes, he's my first. Oh, Kirsten, this is such a big moment for you. I hope you have a fantastic weekend. There will be a lot of tears and there'll be a lot of emotions,

which a lot of them are joy and then you suddenly realize. No, I don't think guys will cry if there's not bad. They'll be right. Oh my God. Kirsten, ignore him. Have a great time. Have a few drinks after.

You'll be stressed. Oh, oh, I will. Don't worry. There'll be lots of tears. Yes, there will be. I don't know. A couple of cold bottles of rosé,

just in case. Oh, you did it. You did your first year, by the way. Yeah. Where to go. How's your mental health out of 10? Just by the, just the chicken? Really like a super?

Sexy! Hey, we're doing for the first year. Well done. Well done. Congratulations, Kirsten. What an effort. Yeah. Okay, easy money is done. Levinio is $10,000 richer after yesterday, and Clint Megan Dan's 50K fuel let, we'll be kicking off. We'll let you know exactly how you can win coming up next.

Clint Megan Dan is the only spot to start your day the right way with Clint Megandandan. The Edge Breakfast. Just got on 8 o'clock. Easy Money won by Levineo yesterday. If you missed it, we played continuously for four hours. She won it just. before midday. Yeah, that was tough. That was rough going. So she is $10,000 richer, easy money. We're going to put that one on the shelf,

and we launched this Monday week. Many sectors across the country are calling full more help from the government. The world is currently facing the greatest disruption to fuel supply, I think, in a generation. Petrol prices have risen about 45. When times are tight, you can count on the edge. We've taken fuel at and revved it right up.

Whoa, hang on, mate. You can't go burning fuel. that in 2026. That was like 40 bucks worth. Your car could win you cash. Clint Higg and Dan's 50K fuel left is coming. So the Monday after Easter Monday. 7 and 8 a.m. You'll have your cue to call.

0.800. You call through. You instantly win 100 bucks to top up your tank. Straight in the car. Then we ask you what type of car you drive and we will spin the wheel in studio and if it lands on the car that you drive, Honda, Mitsubishi, Jeep, whatever it might be, you'll win $5,000.

Incredible. But that's not it, right? Now here's where it gets fun. If you choose to risk the five grand, that five grand is gone, we will spin the giant studio wheel again, and if it lands on your car for a second time in a row, you'll leave with $50,000 worth of fuel. That is incredible. Would you be willing to... risk that $5,000 you just won for your chance of 50?

Well, the thing is, if you got 50, $5,000's great, but 50 is a life, you would never have to pay for fuel again in your life. You reckon? I think so. In my car. A little Honda. The car's getting more and more economical now. Depends on how many brands are on the wheel. We're talking at 1 in 8, 1 in 12, or 1 in 15.

I guess you'll have to find out Monday week. But we'll also be, I've spoke to the boss, because I've tried to find out where all the loopholes are. we're going to be live streaming it every morning on Instagram. So it's all legit. The spin's legit. You can jump online and see what it comes up is. There's nowhere to hide. Yep.

So if we spin up your car, $5,000 as of Monday week, and if we spin it up again, $50,000. No hoops this time. Just you have the car you don't come down to chance and luck. I want to say, this makes easy money look like child's play. Yeah, very much. 50K! Yeah.

So very, very exciting at a time when fuel around parts of the country is getting up over 4. I just want to watch the boss's face if somebody does risk it to spin again. Oh mate, we need to get him on the live stream as well, like his live reaction. That's a good idea. Can we get like one of those gopros just constantly on his face? Wherever he is, if he's at the supermarket. Love that.

All right, April Fool's, the winners and losers of yesterday. If you saw a great one or a terrible one, get it through to us. 3343, let us know. Clint, Meg and Dan. It was April Fool's yesterday. It was, it was, and it would have looked to Clint like we decided to not. do anything this year. But really behind the scenes the whole team, mostly

producer Carl, who was an absolute weapon on this, decided to try and get one over Clint where he made a fake promotion with a fake business, fake website, and we did a fake challenge on here as if it'd been sold to the station. I did mine on Monday, then it came to Tuesday and sorry, yesterday, Clint, you got to do yours on Wednesday

and you had to read out your challenge. And mine was so much worse than me, so I'll just say. What you have to do is use your for five seconds and you've won you'll call it $3,000 for looking at something for five seconds. $3,000. Behind the curtain as a special guest, the special guest will now

introduce themselves. Good morning, Clinton. Is that Christine? Yes, it is. Christine Clint's mom, all you have to do is what? Clint. I've read ahead. I shouldn't have read a head. Would you look at your mom

naked for five seconds? You're joking. Oh, my God. His body literally convulsing at the end of that. Oh, we were laughing, weren't we big? And the crazy thing is, Clint's stressing, but Clint's mum weirdly seemed really into it. Oh, come on, Clint.

I've had my usual Brazilian. Oh, stop it. No, no, no. Carl, stop it, Carl has told you the hammered up. I put my fake tan on. And dad says that I'm looking pretty good for my age. Oh my God. She's a show off.

She's a brilliant woman. So the scene was set. She'd had her in her quote... Such a good sport, man. Yeah, she'd had in quotes, her usual Brazilian, so it's the usual thing she gets done. Would Clint look at his mum naked

to win a listener cash? I need an answer. Are you going to do it? Yes or no for Chauvin's son. $3,000. You are going to be the band that litters mom naked, but to the rest of... Come on, Clint.

Oh, okay. Start the timer. Now. Oh, my God. Look. And what was really funny is when I did watch his face, they went straight to the boobies.

Oh, okay. What you didn't hear there is that, because I'm still trying to process what's going on. When I went behind the curtain, mum had a robe on. She opens the robe up, so I get my five seconds. And underneath the robe,

she's clothed with a sign that said April Falls. Of course she was. Great. Of course. Yeah. And then my brother texted me and he goes, that's gross, G. Can't believe you're going to look at mum naked for a stranger.

Yeah. Well, we did sell it as a stranger's son needed to get their teeth fix, and we know that's Clint's cryptum. Yeah, Clint loves giving money away. Oh, good teeth. I can't have children running around with Manky tea, especially if I can fix it.

Yeah, we wondered if anybody was out there that they would be like, oh, that's nothing. My dad and mum are nude all the time. If I was to win $3,000 to see Mom and Dad nude, I'd be rich. And the Randalls are a nude family, aren't they? That's why we thought he might do it. It's because you told stories anecdotally many times of times your mum's seen you naked. As an adult.

I mean, you're not like cooking dinner just in the nerve, but you'd go from the bathroom to the bedroom. And if you saw them going down the hallway, we wouldn't run. You'd just kind of just casually do your thing. No one's looking. It wasn't a big deal. Just with it out. Just you just walk past your mum, just not even like cupping it or anything. Nah

Where house could your hands go? Why were they so full of? So you could have just Like you were just like Like you're just like Like I might have a towel on But in the time that it takes you to go from the shower Like say I'm in the shower

Mum needed to like use the bathroom She just used the bathroom While I was having a shower No big deal Yeah But that was when I was living at home And arguably I lived it home for a long time I moved out like 24

Yeah but then you go and stay with them You like quite often Oh yeah You didn't do the like The normal hunch your whole body over and try and hide in with like an armadillo going into a roll. That's the only thing I can describe myself of I'm naked trying to run past someone. I'm an armadillo.

The classic armadillo move. Okay. Nude families. When was the last time you saw your mum nude? Never. I don't remember a time where I've seen my mum nude. One time my mum split, went down the Zoom tube and low a hood popped out of a bikini. Brilliant.

So that would be the last time. The last time you've seen your parents nude or just nude families? No, nude families. New family. Or maybe you accidentally saw them nude once and it scarred you for life. I didn't think we were doing anything for April Fool yesterday. Turns out I was the Fool and I was meant to look at my mum nude and she was way too into it now in hindsight looking back to win a listener $3,000.

Turns out mum was always fully clothed and that's the only reason she agreed to it. We will go through some of the winners and losers of April Falls but Dan wanted to get a bit of an insight on nude families because it's not a thing that you experienced growing up. We always weren't a nude family. Yeah, neither was my family. No, not at all. Not at all. The moment that we stopped being nude was, oh, nine, ten.

But even then, like, I think we'd all just whip a towel over. Yeah. You know, just a bit of debonarity, please. Oh, absolutely, yeah, definitely. Yeah, there's no way that we are. But lots of people still are. I saw there, Katie checks and saying, I do spray tanning. So see mum naked all the time.

But wouldn't you, Katie, maybe you're a better daughter than I am. But if my mum came and I was a spray tanner, I'd go, I'll give you to Lisa, the other woman. that works here. You know, but maybe your mum trusts you more. Yeah, but would you rather your mate see your mum naked or you see your mum naked?

My mate. Okay. You make Chris to see your mum naked? Well, I wouldn't want. It's not like I'm wishing it for him. If it's a would you rather? I think, yeah, if it was would you rather, I'd go, Chris, this one's for you, mate. I don't know why Chris and I, my best friend

have started a tanning distance. I'm like creep. Your mum gets free darning. That's probably why she's there. We've also gotten quite a few texts about like accidentally seeing the parents nude. When I was 16 watched on my parents doing the nasty.

That's a common occurrence, right? Yikes, yikes. Yeah, I remember that. Coming up from party, BGs were playing, and there's laundry all over the couches and stuff in the lounge, and I was like, what the heck's going on here? And I hear mum and dad giggling upstairs. I was like, oh, guys,

you've got a room. You know when they put on the beegies, eh? That's a swore. Oh, my goodness me. Massachusetts. Staying Align. Poor Chris, saying I accidentally walked into the bathroom on my dad was in the bath and I saw his dingling floating and scared us for life. When the submarine comes up,

my dad was notoriously naked. One night I was out with a boy, I was dating. When we got home, I was opening my bedroom door and my dad's room was opposite mine. My dad walked out starkers. And the boy, oh good, she gets to finish the story. Nikita, what happened? Your dad's room was opposite yours.

Your dad walked out starkers and what happened? Well, I was dating a boy and we went out one night. And as we got home, I used to lock my room so my dad didn't come in it. My dad's room was opposite mine. As I was unlocking up, my dad walked out completely naked. The dude I was dating turned around and thought everything. And my dad just went, oh, too late, and kept walking.

He was like, I'm not even going to try and cover up. That's embarrassing. That's what it is. This is that, my boy. Did you stay with that guy long? No. No. That would have scared me off.

I would have gone, oh, this is not for me. Susie's texting saying that her family, oh yeah, she's got a friend whose family was nudist. This morning, Susie. Morning, yeah, my friend in high school, they went to Marpooha nudist camp every year and they were naked the whole time. It was their whole family and extended family. And yeah, she had a great tan when she came back all the time though. Yeah, you would.

No tan lines, I imagine. I feel like that is a scarring thing for a kid, especially in your adolescence going to a nudist Can you want to invite friends away from the nose? Mum and dad are out there playing table tennis, nude, you know, going for bike rides, nude. Those bikes need a good water blasting, eh, the nudist camp bikes. You wouldn't want to do, like, temp and bowling. I mean, you're not doing that at the beach anyway, but anything where you've really got to bend down. Yeah.

They need to have, like, you know how you wear a hairnet when you go-karting? They need to get hairnets for the seats of the nudist camp bikes. Yeah. And when you're playing Patonk, someone else has to be in charge of bending down. and getting the balls. Yeah, a clothes person. Yeah, yeah. What a weird job to have.

You're just a closed person that just bends down to get stuff. All right, winners and losers. Brands obviously try to leverage April Falls and try to get a little bit of promo. I remember one time there was a car dealership. There was like, the first person to show up here on opening at 9 o'clock gets a free BMW. And everyone was like, lo, it's April Falls.

Someone showed up and they gave him a free BMW. Yeah, what a brilliant one. Yeah, so some people are doing it better than others. What did you see? The winners and losers of April Falls from yesterday next. Pack and save had a good one. Did they? A real good one.

Yes, stick man. The winners and losers of April Falls yesterday. What did you see? What works? What didn't? I saw that Samsung released a new range of earbuds. You know the things you put in your ear. But they were airing versions.

So they hang from your ears. And then when you want to put them in, you just pull them up. Put them attached by a chain. Not a bad idea. I do find a lot of April 4. Fool's ideas aren't that bad. You've got to be careful because if someone like that one, Dan, you go, that's actually cool,

and then you find out it's not true. You're a bit disappointed. I saw Anytime Fitness, the gym franchise around the country, they said that their treadmill is automatically programmed to speed up every time that it sees that you're on your phone. Oh, yeah. I actually don't mind that either. Okay.

You start scrolling Instagram, the treadmill gets faster. Not true. Not true. I feel like a lot of big businesses and brands really leaned in to April Falls this year. They love it now. I think this Australian TV broadcast could be in a lot of trouble for saying that Jetstar was incorporating pedal power in their planes. You get given effectively this machine that goes down where your feet are and you help pedal. Listen to how it ends.

Under new Jet Star policy, passengers must maintain a cadence above 80 revolutions per minute. Or the plane will explode. What? Did they fool for that? Because clearly that's not real. Well, clearly it's fake, but if you're Jetstar, aren't you suing them? You can't joke about stuff like that, sure. Yeah, that would because unfortunately, there will be somebody out there that has fallen for every single one of these.

Yeah, I mean, I know it's an obvious gag. Maybe that's their defense, but if I was Jetstar, I'd be a bit annoyed about that. I really liked Pack and Saves One. They did the first ever scratch and sniff TV ad. They did an announcement that's going to start playing on TV, and you just need to scratch the screen and sniff to see what the smell is to win a prize. Love that. Obviously, you'd have to be pretty dumb to scratch a TV screen. Yeah, I saw quite a few different flavored things.

Oh, I can't even remember them now, but lots of fast food restaurants releasing kind of wacky burgers and stuff. The Mints and Cheese-flavored cordial? Oh, yeah, I saw that one. Yeah. Not for me. I saw Up and Go yesterday released like a vegetable-flavored milk. I don't know if that's true or not, though.

I saw it yesterday and I was like, surely that's an April Fool's gag, and it was made of like onion juice and stuff in the milk. That's very much Oh, not real. I just don't want to shoot on their idea and then they're like, actually, that's the thing. Neeps, you're a big Fortnite fan. They added finger guns to the game.

Yeah, exactly. They show up on the ground. They don't even appear as anything apart from a little animation going, peel, peel, pill, and then you run around the map and it hits harder than any gun in the game. Does more damage.

That's actually quite fun. Yeah, that is good, actually. I've just gone into the up-and-go one, and the comments are going, which vegetables are in it? Yeah, because I looked at the comments well, and people were asking, like legit questions.

And I'm like, maybe this is real. Oh, the Breeze in Christchurch said Leonardo DiCaprio was in Christchurch and posted photos of him, AI photos. That's actually too far. That's a real shame from the breeze. Play with people's emotions like that. I know. You try that. Breeze is the one you should trust.

You should be able to... I thought we were friends. Sure got a friend in the breeze. That's actually too far. That's disgusting. That's a shame. That is a shame. We would never pull the wool over your eyes like the breeze.

You're so naughty. Hey, uh, if you're a single and you're... I don't know, you've had enough. You're ready to, you know, partner up with somebody. There's one guy here in the office who I think is fishing with dynamite when it comes to the dating scene

with what he is doing. It's unbelievable. I don't think he's done for your purpose. I saw him in the office the other day. Like every girl in the office was crowded around him. It's like, yeah, you go, what is this guy doing? And then it's so genius. We'll share it with you next.

Actually, we'll try and get him in. If he's in the office, Carl, See if you can get him in. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Aaron joins us in studio. He doesn't really know too much about what's going on, just so he dragged you in,

because we want to talk about your beautiful dogs. You have Finn, who is a black spaniel. How old is he? One year and like four months. He's so cute. He's adorable. And he just got another one, Frank. Like a golden-colored spaniel,

so that Finn has a mate. How old's he? He just turned 14 weeks. Yeah, a little baby, a little sad-looking baby that he just kind of wears a puppy over his shoulder. One more question. Do you have a partner?

Are you single or taken? Taken. Oh, you're taken. This is a waste. Such a waste. Swore to these guys. I was like, the fact he's got a second one, it's just to increase his chances of partnering himself up.

Because I saw you after work the other day and you were just like absolutely being swarmed by beautiful women who wanted to pat your dog. And I was like, you're fishing with dynamite. if you are in the dating world right now. Yeah. Be honest. Do you bring the dogs into work

just for a little bit of attention from the opposite sex? No, because I'm interested in the same sex. So further spanner in the works. It doesn't work at okay. I even wondered that. I was like, does it work with men as well? Is it just like, I'm just surrounded by women?

I think it attracts men because of the amount of women that it attracts them. You've got all these beautiful women around you And then men are like I'm interested. So the dogs are chick magnets and the chicks are guy magnets. It's all an ecosystem. Yeah, I love that. It all works.

How long you and your partner being together? I'm just doing the age of Finn, which he said is 14 months. And your partner and you have been dating how long? Coming up to nine years. Oh, wow. So it was pre-dog. Free dog. Very well and truly free dog.

So now are you allowed to walk the dogs on your own? Or is your partner like, no, you are going with me or not at all? Quite often it's, let's do it together. Yeah. Any guy who's struggling to date just needs to go and get themselves a beautiful puppy. Now, I'm not saying go get a dog if you're not a responsible dog owner. No. It sounds like you are saying that.

Go and get your mate's dog if you're someone that can look after a dog for three or four hours. Here's a photo of my friend. He lives in New York, but there's a photo of his small wiener. Do you want to have a look at that? Yeah. He said a lady come up to him the other day going, how old's your winger? And it took every bone in his body to not say 38. I would have figured.

Or it under the edge Or you can fire us a text 3343. What's your go-to move that works 10% of the time every time? Right. So just sometimes it's okay. Yeah. I can go into like a dog park with someone else's dog's got to be the easiest way to pick up. But maybe you've got a thing you do.

Like a move. So that's like for a fuggly person though. Like you're going and say I took a dog. But then they find out it's not my dog. Then they're like, I see you later. That's okay. You're just a great friend. It's an icebreaker. Yeah.

People don't date you for the dog. Well, maybe they do. Also, Mick, I've got a list of things guys can do to impress women and increase their chances of starting a conversation and getting to know you. Let us know whether or not you agree with these or not next. And what's your go-to move? Might not be on the list. And you go, mate, works 10% of the time.

Every time. Just saying you're a pilot. People, when you're not, you're a liar. I know, but, yeah. We're talking fishing with dynamite. If you are dating and you go, man, this works all the time. There's a guy in the office, Aaron, he's just got like his second puppy. And honestly, I mean, he's in a relationship, so he doesn't need to.

But I just think even if you don't have a dog borrowing a mate's dog and just go into a dog park in the weekend, it's got to be the easiest way to spark up conversation with randoms. Do you think any dog though, or does it have to be a cute dog? Because there's some, you know. I'm all dogs cute? Are there some that you go, you know, they're not as cute as others, aren't there? Definitely. Like what breed? I think there's some, I've seen some scummy ones.

They want? Scummy? Yeah, like some of the bits is. You know, the bits is like, what's the one with the long snout that looks evil? A greyhound? Oh, no, that's a pit bull. Yeah, pit bull. I know.

I wouldn't befriend someone with one of those. Oh, the one Meg has. No, hers is cute, though. I like the ones with the long faces. They're actually really sweet. Nala's gorgeous. Thank you. Bless it, darling.

All right, Brooke. Your brother does something. What does he do to try and pick up? So I have a little French bulldog, and he will just take her off me and go to. down to the beach, go for a walk and try and get girls with my dog. Yeah, how often is he slaying? Is that what they say?

Yeah, what's his hit rate? What's his hit rate? Who? He does have girls come up to him and, oh, you've got such a cute dog. Oh my God. He's like, oh, I'm actually just his uncle. It's actually my sister's dog. But my question is how often is that then, you know, going into a relationship,

or at least like a one night's step? has it ever happened? Oh, Brooke, how many times has it happened with your brother? No, he's never gone that far, so maybe it doesn't work too well. For the best of her knowledge, thanks for that, Brooke. What about this one that says, my winks have a 90% hit rate. I spend a lot of time winking or picking up men in bars with my winks. Oh, just a little wink. I wink a lot.

Easy for girls, though. It's so much easier. Yeah, a girl winking is much hotter than a guy winking, you'd imagine. Yeah. I think there's a certain way that anyone can do a wink and it's more endearing and charismatic and charming rather than like... Show us your wink.

Show us your wink. If you've never met me before, I'm in a bar. I'm going to this very visual. But just give us a wink. I don't know. We'll just chat in and then I'll say something and then just give you a little wink. Ooh, I wouldn't notice that.

It was too subtle. I do wink so maybe... I wink all the time, but it's an OCD tick. I'm actually cutting things in half. Not as hot. No, and I come across quite creepy. Why did you wink at me? I was chopping you down the middle.

It looks like you've got pink eye. something like you've got something wrong with your eyes. Otherwise guys this is supposedly what you can do to increase your chances of girls noticing you carrying a guitar or even just a guitar case is meant to increase your chances by 30%. False played guitar for 15 years. Never worked.

Okay, well there we go. That doesn't hurt. I think if you play it, if you get it out and play it, that's hot. Renting or leasing a nice car shows you're more successful than you really are, no? I personally... Well, that would work for some people. Where's the one that like is respectful. Yeah, that might be further down the list

because number four, Borg. If you go into a house party, pack extra girly RTDs so when she's out, you can save the day. Oh, pick extra girly RTDs. So, oh, you're out. Can I get you a drink?

And then you've just got a few options. I'll be like, no, I have a shot of a tequila. You can enjoy your extra girly RTDs. Oh, great. I've got a bottle of Agavira here. Oh, yeah, then I'm in. And the last one, I think you will like Meg. This is supposedly things guys can do to increase their chances for girls.

Learn a couple of card tricks. Chicks love magic. I do love magic. I've done my card trick on you. It's very impressive, isn't it? Yeah, I do like magic. Yeah, that's a good one. Is there, is there another one on there that's when you take a girl for riding your car

and they're in the passenger seat and when you reverse and you put your arm over the seat to look way out of the back? Do you know what? The reversing cameras are eliminating the need for that. It's going to be a dying art, that. Yeah. I still do it. I still look over because I don't trust the camera. You trust your own self. I might trust my eyes more than that camera, baby.

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