The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW always save room for desert?

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

This episode is packed with laughter, fun, and wild stories! Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they navigate the quirks of daily life with a mix of witty banter and hilarious anecdotes. From Dan's mischievous burner account comments, to the ridiculousness of Jamie's easy payday as a hairstylist for a bald model. Plus, who will win the 'Romantic Fiction' contest? Dive into fun debates, AI music wonders, and a lot more! 00:00 Introduction and Banter01:51 Throwback Song Choices04:38 Personal Stories and Anecdotes08:40 First Call of the Day13:05 Guess the Celebrity Look-Alike14:56 Scandal and Celebrity Gossip23:04 Romantic Fiction and Valentine's Day29:16 Found Money Dilemma39:20 Embarrassing Moments and New Year's Resolutions42:53 AI Music: Real or Fake?48:04 Romantic Fiction: Meet Cute Stories01:03:40 The A-List Debate: Celebrities Ranked01:11:35 Doing Less for More: Easy Jobs

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Go! The Edge is your friends. And your show. Start every day the right way.

Here, on the Edge. It's the Edge Breakfast. Clint Megan Dan. 94.2. Bang on 6 o'clock. Good morning. Happy Hup Day. Wednesday. You're going to talk Meg or are you just going to sit there?

Oh, sometimes I just have to wait the first 20 seconds because remember you putting your contract, you get the first 20 seconds of the show every morning. And then I'm like, oh, now my turn. Yes, there you go. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I always give way.

That would be fun, actually, if we made Dan put something ridiculous in his contract to see if you could get over one each year. How do you know I didn't put that in that? I'm going for your role next. Push the buttons. Mate, you can push him today if you are. Give me a go.

Go on, swap for a bit. Go on. Stop it out. Clint, come sit over here. Right, so you do something funny, Clint, and then I'll click it off. Clint, do something funny. What does Dad normally do? He's normal, I guess, inappropriate.

This is nice. You want, just sit here and drink your coffee. Here's Sunny Fadera, I think, about us. The Edge. No, that's not right. You just turned our mics off there. Yeah, you just turn their mics off and it's silent. And then.

Meanwhile. So you just have to, that's the bed. That's it. Oh, no, here. It's excited. Thanks. Yeah. Clint, Megan Dan.

Oh, my gosh. Right, that's it, Dan. I'm coming back behind the desk. Honestly, Dan, sit back. Now, that was your fault, Clint. What? Don't blame me for that one. Thank you very much.

Dan wanted to push the buttons today. But that's it. That's strike two, you're out, mate. You don't get three round here. This is a baseball, mate. This is the bloody edge. You were talking to the producers, so I'm not even going to take that.

Thank you very much. All right. We're about to jump into our 6am throwback. I had an option. that was putting me in a real mood this morning, and I wanted it to put you in a mood. But unfortunately, I had no tie-in. Oh.

Except for the fact that it's a great jam. Okay. Yeah. I actually ever heard the song in my life. Big Pimpin, Jay-Z. But I must say that I did hear him pull up, and he was, like, nodding to it in the car. I was listening to Greenlight Lord.

No way to throw it back the way. Oh, she's playing tonight's Spark Arena. Yeah. Yeah. And then I took my du rag off. I only wear it when it's dark. Okay, here's the d'is. No, I do have a do-rag, though, but that was because my house got broken into, and they left a du-rag.

So I wear it sometimes when I mow my lawn because it keeps the sun off my neck. So you've got someone's random do-rag that robbed your house that you used to mow the Lord. It's a proper gangster one. They use... Well, it's definitely not now you wear it. Here's the three options. Okay, here is... It's Kelly Rowland's birthday today.

Oh, work? Yeah, work. She was in Destiny's Child, obviously. I love a bit of work. Work is so good. Actually, yeah, Kelly Rowland, let me find it, because it's a bloody good song. She's filling Kelly wrong She's the second most successful Destiny's Child

Member I hear it obviously after Beyonce And then there's the other one This is a good song She was the one who was the judge on the voice Australia The Voice Australia yeah So there's where option one

There's actually a few options today Option 2 Today is also Mike Shinoda's birthday from Lincoln Park Very soon And he's still in the band right Obviously Yes Mike and Emily

Not Chester But I reckon today Not that. On this day. We could also do, if it's Mike Shinoda's birthday, couldn't we also play this one? Okay, I'm going to see your name? And your last option.

In 2012, very sad day on this day in 2012. Whitney Houston passed away. How many years? Is this the Keogh remix? Yeah. Wow, 14 years today. I remember the day. Bath tub, bass.

Yeah, in the bathtub. Fairably. But this was a hell of a banger. I think it's going to be this one. Yeah. Yeah. Great pick-me-up song from Whitney and Kigo. Sorry, Jay-Z. I try, man.

I tried. I've literally never heard that song in my life. And you say, I'm not gangster. You haven't even heard it. You haven't got your do-rag on, that's fine. I'm giving you a du rag for your birthday. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. 14 years ago on this day, Whitney Houston passed away in 2012.

Sad day, sad day for music, for sure. I was very sad. She was a legend, one of the great vocalists. Um, time for a little coffee catch-up to see what's going on in each other's lives. So I just saw this email this morning. It's a follow-up email from an email I had got, I don't know, maybe three, four weeks ago, and I thought I'd been sent it by a mistake. So I just ignored it.

And then I said, hey, Clint, just follow up email. So it's clearly not a mistake. Sherry here. They're looking for a small group of international creators for an upcoming collaboration series, like doing some social media. I might have got a similar email. One of a second.

Keep going. And they want to fly me over to, No, I did not get that. I'm able to be like, yes, yes, yes. I'll be there. I would say yes, go on. Because I thought, oh, it sounds ridiculous. It sounds ridiculous. It would be true probably is.

But now they're followed up. There's two types of collaborations I can do. I can do one with the hair transplant doctor or the dentist. Or you could do with the dentist because you've got that tooth that's discolored. Yeah, the yellow tooth. Maybe you can do it for the dentist. I don't suppose you get to take a producer slash technician who needs a hair transplant. No.

You can take you. You look very different, Clint, from your photos. And Carl's just standing there with the facts. It's probably because they know he's lasered everything off. They're like how he could do with one. So I just filmed the process of Carl going from ball to a full head of hair while we both just hang out in Turkey. Yeah, and you get your tooth replaced, your snaggle tooth. Yeah, yeah, yellowy tooth.

He goes over to Turkey and they go, we still don't have anything. They're white enough. Yeah, sorry. Okay. Even in Turkey, the place of teeth. The context is that I chipped my tooth. and they put a fake tooth on the bottom to square it off again. But it's like capped yellow.

And I went back and I was like, it's yellow. And they're like, that's the whitest we do. Bull crap. And it is. It genuinely is yellow. Every day when you smile, I look at it. I'll piss off. I'm going to Turkey then.

I'm putting into a show without me for a week. I reckon you could pull off the turkey teeth. You know how as people at Love Island, they have those like perfectly white straight teeth. I can do it. I hate turkey teeth. I could look good. always wanted them. No, yes.

Yes, but I think your teeth have to be bad enough because I think they shave them down to points. Your teeth almost have to be bad enough to shave them to points. If they're not bad enough, it seems really silly to wreck. Oh, definitely. Decent teeth to try and get excellent teeth. I think, honestly, there'd be a petition from dentists around New Zealand that if you went to shave down your teeth in Turkey,

they'd go, those mint teeth, we can't do it. Yeah, by the way, Clint's dentist, I don't know if he's fully qualified, said he had mint, quote, mint teeth. Like literally mint. Which is the greatest compliment from a dentist because mint and peppermint are the two flavors that everyone wants their breath to smell like.

Was he practicing out of a bus stop? Like mint tea come on. My dentist, to be fair, wasn't available so he was the filling guy. He was real just like, shuckabra. I can't just walk it off the street. I can't believe he said mint teeth. That was his official diagnosis.

He wrote it on my notes. Okay, I swear to God, we need to call the dentist and just say that on my notes, can you go back to the last time I was there at the time before? and what did the dentist write? And he'd go, yeah, bro, he just said, mint teeth, brother.

Imagine this whole time he wrote Mank. Yeah. Just can't read the Mank. Do you know as well? My dentist is the dentist of Ed Sharon, because last summer I was there, there was a photo with all the dentists and Ed Sharon. And I was like, what was going on here?

They said the last time, not the time just a few weeks ago, the last time he was in New Zealand for a tour, he needed to see a dentist, and they said, oh, I know somebody, and then recommended my dentist's place. And so he went there. And they've got a photo. And so he only went once, but it's not like they're the dentist of the stars.

The Ed Sharon photos in the reception, the photo with him and Clint is in the toilet. Yeah, yeah. So they've got a couple of celebrities go there. So, yeah, I guess, I don't know. I think you write back and upload a photo of Carl. That'd definitely get you over. They'll be like, oh my God, we can do us so much here. We could do a documentary about this guy.

Extreme makeover, put him behind the bus. It's like he came in already botched. Oh, yeah. First call of the day next. I went under the edge if you want to vouch you to go spend the straw a Z and catch up with us and just set the tone for the Wednesday morning. Gar's got a great personality and that really brings him up a few points. Oh, absolutely.

To a six at least. Clint Megadale. Lesh goal. First call of the day. First goal of the day. One of my favourites of all time. Alice is back on air. Morning Alice.

Good morning, guys. How are you? Good. Good. to hear your sweet voice. Oh, sorry, the first time we had Alice on, how many years do you think, Meg? Well, it was right at the beginning of our show, I think, so maybe two or three years ago. Yeah, it would have been at least two.

Yeah. Well, this is our fourth year on you together, so. Oh, we love you, Alice. And we're going to play the highlight of... Yeah, this actually... It happened early in the year, about maybe three years ago, and it ended up making our, like, radio tape, our awards tape, because it was one of our favorite... Yeah, thank you.

for that, Alice. I think I blame you, Alice, to this day. What of our favourite calls from you when we were talking? Maybe it was about missing dogs or something like that, and you had this story. It's been a bit of a story going around the neighbourhood that dogs were being stolen for those dog farts, those illegal dog farts. Oh my God. You thought they were stolen for what? Illegal dog farts.

So a lot of dogs had been stolen in the area for illegal dog farts. And that's what I thought the reason was. Alice, I'm sorry, the boys are laughing because when you say fights, it sounds like farts. Because of your eyes. Oh my God, they're losing their mind. The show's not getting better than that for me. That's it. It never got better.

God, every time I hear of South African speak, now I want them to say dog fights. And it's a horrible thing to laugh at, though, because dogs are fighting is horrible. In fact, there's been, I think a bit of, it's rife in Auckland at the moment. There's dogs going missing. Really still? Yeah. When? When did you see a thing?

Like on a community page yesterday. Oh my God. I'm worried about that beautiful dog Sadie that's gone missing. Alice, I see your party trick is that you can down a beer in three seconds. Yes, I might be out of practice a bit, though, because it was many, many years ago. So, yeah, I think I might have to get drink fits again and see if I'm still up to it. Is it in a can and you're squeezing a can or are you putting a straw into a bottle? No, you've got to pour it.

There's a technique. Oh, right. I get you pouring it out. last. Yeah, pour it slowly, don't make it foamy, and it's better, it goes down better if it's warm. So, yeah, there's definitely a party trick to it. You sound too sweet and nice

to be able to do that sort of thing. Well, I was at University, it was many years ago. You just live on the North Shore, Alice. We were just off here talking about maybe a new idea for the show, like squash the rumour. You know, because people have friends and they talk a big game about certain things, and that happens a lot on this show.

And then we get to the bottom of it and find out if the room is true or not. I'd love to get you in and see if you could actually down a beer in three seconds. Well, I'm going to have to practice. So give me a couple of weeks to get drinks first again. Poor Alice's family. She's just got drug mum around the house. She's like, she's like, guys, I'm trading.

I'm going to be over to the edge. Come on. All right. Bless you. Oh, get practicing then, Alice, because, yeah, I'd love to see it in the flash. Sounds fabulous. Okay. What a fun thing to practice. She's great.

Every time I speak to it. She gives gold, eh. She's a joy. She's got kids as well. Yeah, Jordan and Ethan, they'll be proud. She drives a listen leaf, so she's good for the environment. So just go back to Alice quickly. Jordan and Ethan, both boys?

Jordan's my daughter and Ethan's my son, yeah. So Ethan, imagine knowing that your mum can down a bear quicker than you. That's cool. There aren't too many. Because you must be able to put one away quicker than he can. Well, that's why he probably needs the room of squashed, right? Because he probably doesn't believe it. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. We might have to just challenge him. each other. Maybe you can help me practice it. Okay. Let's get her in in a couple of weeks. So start practicing. Yeah. Yeah, that's...

All right. Imagine coming all the way in to a radio station, doubting the beer in three seconds and be like, well, good. See you later. Thanks for that. That was really good. Alice, we're going to need you to stay put for about an hour. Have something to eat.

And then you can get on your way. I can do a non-alcoholic. If you want to take part, and now behind the scenes poll, Dan chucked a pair of glasses on with his backwards cap and said, does this make me look like? And then he named a celebrity. Me and Meg died of laughter because he does not look like that. It was just a pair of glasses.

You know those like blue-like glasses in the studio? Yeah, I've got some muggy on mine today too. But I put them on, I was like, oh my goodness. Producer Carl said, is Alan degenrous? She doesn't even wear glasses. No, so now I just look like. Ellen. He looks like Garfield's owner.

Is it John? John, which is so neat. Donate reference because no one knows who John's guy. Everyone knows. If you go to Edge Breakfast, Instagram stories, you can see Dan and what he looks like this morning and then take a guess on who he looks like. If anyone gets it, genuinely,

I'll give you a... What have we got to say? Movie Pass. Double pass to a must-in movie. People will. People will get it. I think it's pretty obvious. Don't take into account the backwards cap because he doesn't wear that.

Well, then, no, Dan. Oh, my gosh. Who do you look like? That's all... It should be obvious, right? Producica. What's the actress that played Fat Amy from... Okay.

She doesn't wear glasses either. Yeah, he just kind of looks like it. So I'm not Fat Amy or Alan are generous. Let's take them out of the options. Okay, Chrome 101 is our musty movie. Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Halle Berry, Barry Cogan. Pisses me off.

None of which Dan look like. No, I'm not like... It's Altoninist tomorrow, so if you go to Edge Briefs on Instagram and you can guess who you think Dan thinks he looks like, double passes is yours. People are saying out of John over on. Yeah, no, that's wrong.

Much, much younger is who Dan was going for. No, not Drew Carey. From whose line is it anyway? That one's close, though. I can see that one to be on. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky B. 660, we made it. They've got a brand new album dropping on Friday,

so the boys are going to pop into studio, and do a little bit of a catch-up with us. Yeah, exciting to hear some new 660 stuff. Love those guys. Yeah, all right, let's get into it. Scandal with Meg. That's Margal up to. We caught up with her, what was it, two weeks ago?

We did indeed. First off, scandal was thanks to beach, volleyball, NZ, world-class beach. Volleyball played right in our backyard. And Margot did an interview with Charlie XX, who did the album for Wuthering Heights. It is out tomorrow. And I thought there were some questions that you guys could try to answer together. Okay. A little quiz.

Because we love Margo and she is the coolest girl in the world. It's about the movie because we're lucky enough to have seen it. It's about Margot and what she's like as a person. And a little bit of Charlie in there too. So what do you think was Margot's best part? party she'd ever been to. I know that's a hard, broad question, but what do you think Tamargo is the best party that she could go to? That she could or that she did go to? She's been to. Well, she's had, yeah. I think it's one of two things. It's either, like,

combi van out in the outback because she's Australia and around a fire, or it would have been a rat party with Leonardo DiCaprio on one of his, like, super yachts after Wolf of Wall Street. I think it would have been Wolf of Wall Street rap party. I think I've maybe even seen an interview where she's talked about it before. Both incorrect. This was her favorite party she's ever been to. It was really, really fun. Where was that? It was in London.

Okay, yes. We, like, moved around three locations over 24 hours. Started at 8 a.m and finished at 8 a.m. You're on a pub crawl, babe. Essentially, essentially. It was... Glam. Love it.

Sorry, cut off the front part, but it was 24-hour birthday for her 24th. Oh, awesome. Never have I done that 8 a.m. to 8 a.m. She seems like a really cool person, eh? Is that crazy? Really down to earth. If you're awake that long, you start drinking or whatever at 8 a.m. Surely you start being hung over, like while you're still awake.

I need you pace yourself. Yeah. I need she sort of just had a way. Damn would never make it. No. Okay. Is Mago Robby a good cook? Sorry.

Absolutely not. No? No, she can't look like that and cook. No. She doesn't, no, she's not a good. She'd be self-confessed. She'd be like, I don't, I can't. She'd have one specialty dish that she just makes all the time.

Okay. No, terrible. Babe, that's the same with me. My husband's an amazing cook. You only need one in the relationship. We don't both need to be. good at it. We're too busy. Not that they're not.

He's also super busy. He's also super busy. He's all love you boys. And I love eating so it works. So neither girl can cook, but both of them have husbands that are very good cooks. And final, what do you think Margot and Charlie X's hangover cure is?

Oh, that's a good question. Is it like the Kiwi one? Like a pie and a blue parade? Yeah, she is Aussie. Yeah. Australian. I reckon, yeah, it's something like a what's an Australian food that she could eat Oh, and did they just smash another VB in the morning? You know, like the hair of the dog.

Booy, booy. Yeah, maybe it's just like fish and chips. I reckon Margot's fish and chips. All right, let's see. I see coke. I see coke. I like getting in the shower and then, like, going back to bed with wet hair.

I can't explain it. It's refreshing, yeah. It's refreshing and then you kind of like stay cold. Yeah. And then some macas. Oh, I don't. I love that you say macs. That is Australian.

There's my bogan phrase. Mac is. Ah, greasy food. Yeah, Macca's an icy cold goat. Going back to bed with wet hair. What a nightmare. Make all the pillow wet. That was Charlie, eh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. I get it in the way that you need to get clean and you go back to bed, you feel clean in bed. But then the bed would be all damp all night. Yeah. Especially if you've got long hair.

Yeah. That's weird. I'll do that, though. Like, you go have a shower and just feel like you're washing off the sins of yesterday at least. I am. how drunk I get.

I always shower before I go to bed when I get home when I'm drinking. Really? Yeah, I stand by it. Sit on the floor and trying to fall asleep. Yeah, you shower before go to bed. That's depressing, I'm sitting on the floor of the shower. That's Clint every time. Such an depressing thing to do.

All right, your chance to play for $10,000, easy money. It has a brand new prize jackpot this week. 20 minutes away from hopefully getting it into your bank account. Clint, Megan Dan. Is it you? Who knows? Yes, you? Gats who is wearing

some blue light glasses, meaning they're just clear glasses. He doesn't need them, but he thinks he looks cool in them. And he found them here, he put them on, he looked at himself and he said, oh my God, I look like. Is this what we're doing?

Blank. Is this a slow news day or something? I put on, look, the glasses were just in the studio. I don't know who's there. I put them on, and next minute you know, we're doing a whole bit of content. Next minute you're transformed. Next minute you think you look like this person

and you were serious so off here we did a little video you can text Insta 3343 to see if anybody agreed with him He said 100% 100% were your words There will be multiple people That guess it

Well it's pissing me off because someone said John C Riley from stepbrothers Someone else said Susan Boyle Neither of them wear glasses So they're just naming ugly people Susan Boyle getting warmer Shut up Okay so the guess is so far

that people are confident in. Now, this is pretty good. You've got two that have said Robert Downey Jr. I'll take that. It's not what I was thinking. There's also five that it's in Harry Potter. That's because, Meg, we said you'll never guess it. So people are guessing Channing Tatum and stuff.

SpongeBob Square Pants, when he wears glasses. Somebody has said that. Bono. Bono from you too. God. This is a good guess. An older version of the kid from Stuart Little. That's good.

Someone's text who's saying, you know, Clark Kent from Superman when he's got his glasses on, except they've spelt Kent differently. There's two. There's two. You instead of a knee. Two people have guessed Simon from Alvin and the Chick-Munk. There are two people that have done that. Jeffrey Dahmer.

Oh, yes, he's another looker. Matthew Perry. Johnny Depp, someone said, thank you very much. My goodness. Another one I think that is the closest. Jesse McCartney. You've seen him, maybe. Not bad.

None of the above. No, I genuinely thought that there would, if you... Honestly, we could keep this going for the rest of the year. Merrill Street. You know what we should? It's like, honestly. It's like me saying, but can you imagine the piss you would repow to me? If I put on a pair of glasses and I go, stop, boys, I look like Megan Fox.

I look like... Yeah, exactly. Sounds like something good say. Can you imagine? Someone said to do Brad Pitt and then another person said Brad shit. No, no clues. I reckon what we do.

So we've got to double past your musty movie Chrome 101. It's out in cinemas tomorrow for the first person to guess correctly. If no one gets it today, we'll jackpot the prize and we'll keep jackpotting the prize. Imagine how big the prize will be for the time someone guesses the celebrity you think you look like. We can't give any clues. No. And the more that we say nobody will guess it, people will just. start saying

stupid people like that, Bradford. We can do better content than this guys. This is pathetic. It's lazy.

It really is. You're the person than this. You're better than this. Someone said Matt Damon. No. It's not Matt Damon. A lot of people say Rob Lowe.

I don't even know who that is. I've tripped over Rob Lowe in the street. I wouldn't know who it was. Just move on. He's an attractive man that's actually a compliment. Brian Reynolds, thanks for that.

He's also 61. No, mate. No, he doesn't. like Ryan Reynolds. But I guess that's, Grant's probably playing the game well because he's thinking, what does Dan think he looks like?

No, what does he, who does he actually look like? Dame Edna? Dame Edna? That's not very nice. No, that's mean. Yeah. Like a few Ryan Goslings coming through.

Someone said Chris Hipkins. He doesn't even wear glasses. It would be like Chris Hipkins and then he became short-sighted. I would have never put on glasses and gone, oh, guys, look, I look like Chris Hipkins. Okay, Insta to 33443 If you want to see the photo, you don't follow us already

It's up on our story Clint, Megan Dan After 7 o'clock I'm not sure exactly what time Because I think it'll depend on how PG it is or isn't We've got romantic fiction As we tried to turn somebody's Monday meat cute story Into something

A little bit more spicy We're leveling up the lust in the lead up to Valentine's Day Are you? Well, that's the task I think we did yesterday with my story I think Clint, at the moment, he's got the sexual innuendos of a dead fish. Oh. I don't even know if that makes sense.

It doesn't. It doesn't really. Yeah, when you're doing anything sexy, you don't want it to be compared to fish. We're trying to spice up Sophie's story who we spoke to earlier this week. She's just a listener who has had a pretty mundane meat queue with her partner. Sounds like she ditched her friends group and so did this other guy, Chris, and they just bumped into each other at a kebab store. Yeah. Early hours of the morning, swapped Instagram handles, and now they're married.

Like, it's pretty boring. Right. Well, I think you just lost yourself a bit in the cab chat. You got really, really deep into the cabs. I did wonder about once they had their kebab if they'd crossed the road and she was going to be hit by a bus. And then he, like, saved her to try and make the story more exciting. I was like, wow, now I'm just completely changing it. So I don't know I'd just make what did happen to them.

I just started to say, okay, actually, Clint, can you take away? where the sexy music can get some horror music and I'll show you how I can read it is a scary thing. You've got to be careful. That's what they do on Meredith Fisci. Yes, they do. You've got to really listen to the music they play because they're trying to make you to think. I mean, it can only take it a certain amount

of the way. Okay, so let me do it both ways. Let me do one line in sexy music and the same line with horror music. Which would you like first? Let's do sexy first. Okay. All right, cool. The air was thick, with grease, with anticipatory.

and with grease So that's like double grease I know triple grease I should approve for that I was probably thinking of what else it smelled like and I didn't realize I'd already used grease So horror music please The air was thick With grease

With anticipation And with grease It sounds like the opening of a sore movie Definitely not sexy There I don't know why you were thinking It's the greas come and come It's the cabbs shop

I wouldn't say cabs are that greasy. Yeah, the cabs slam down onto the bench, heavy, overfilled, desperate to be devoured. When did they start making it out? He's wasted a lot of paragraph space there. It's just disgusting. This is a lot of innuendo and tension and just everything about... A new window about a cabb.

Thank you, I mean, Dan. Were you, how tired were you? Because I know you've been tired recently. There are a couple of spelling errors. I mean, I was lying on the bed And as I was writing, I was finding my eyes closed And I was like, no, it must finish this And then I was like just a couple of minutes

And then, so I was writing in and out of sleep That's when he wrote grease twice He fell asleep then wrote it again, grease. It gets worse from there. Your spelling errors have, well, I'm hoping this is a spelling area Because I don't really, I hope you didn't go down the path That Chris had his brown eye on her. No, his brown eyes.

Right. Plural. He's a real sexy story I've heard. His brown eyes. His brown eyes. His brown eyes on me.

He's not going to like it. Clint, Megan, Dan. The Edge. The Edge is easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000. Good morning. It's 1 to 7 on your Wednesday. $10,000 up for grabs right now

if you can give us 10 answers. It's $1,000 bucks in answer, starting with the lead at me. you between E and Z. And if you can do that, and 30 seconds, cash is yours. No repeated answers, but you can pass, and if we've got time, we go back.

10K's getting a lot of people out of the woodwork boys. We have another first-time caller with Stefan. Morning, Stefan. Morning. You get married on Saturday, bro. Yep. What a wedding prison that would be. Yeah, $10,000.

Who can pay for the wedding. Yeah, fantastic. I doubt it. What's the wedding cost, roughly? Where like 60 grand in? Okay, what honeymoon then? Yeah, a little honeymoon. Yeah, 60K.

That's the going right, eh, for a wedding hour? God, it's a lot of money, eh? Damn. You won't regret it, though. Best day of life. Okay. No, it'll be good. Looking forward to it.

All right, mate. Well, Meg is going to hit you with a question. The first question is when your timer will start. You get all 10, the cash is yours. 10 grand, best of luck, Stefan. Here we go. Your letter is O. Yeah.

All right. Okay, got up. He's mad a few words. Here we go. Give me a placing New Zealand. Okay. Pass. A singer.

Olivia Dean. Something you put in a salad. Onion. Something you can open. A type of flower. Orchid. A verb. Pass.

A Taylor Swift song. A gemstone. So that's a rough list, me. Yeah, they're there. Pretty tricky. I mean, the town in New Zealand. that you pass is that that's... When you pass on the first one,

it doesn't... It's not a good oven, is it? O-Amaru, Otago. Yeah. A porticky. I mean, there's a lot of places. Sorry about that. What is the...

Open? The what? Open, things you can open. Something you can open. An oyster, an oven? Oh, yeah. It's easy when she does that. Sorry.

I mean, we do have the answers in front of us. Sorry, Stefan. Oh, you have the best wedding, mate? Oh, man. How good will that be, kitchen? your friends and family and obviously you've probably been saving yourself till marriage

so it'd be a hell of a weekend for you I'd imagine. Yeah, cheers, appreciate it. Yeah, mate. Have the time of your life. Clint, Megan Dan. A bit of a long shot with this one, but what do you think the chance

are anyone who listens to our show who's also smart enough to be a lawyer? Oh, no, there's lawyers that we've spoken to lawyers before, could have doctors. Yeah, we speak to them because we call them but what are the chances they just randomly listen to us on a Wednesday because we'd like to talk to you about the ins and outs

of this story that came out across you a while ago but it's going through the courts at the moment and they're looking like they've got a verdict. It happened in 2021

there was a couple of their names asked the press but they found money sealed in plastic bricks in the insulation at the property that they had bought

when they were renovating their house. How good. $200,000. Oh, end keeper. A quarter of a mill almost. Quarter of a million dollars and they took it to police

and it's the reason why it's gone to call because you sit there and go It's SARS, isn't it? Fine as keepers. They want to take it to police in case there was like drug money or, you know, something naughty behind it. But now they're about to lose the money and it's going to go to the police. And that is why... Was it the police's money?

Here's the mistake. Here's the mistake they've done. They took it to the police in the first place. Put that into your bank account, say you sold a car or something and keep it. No, I think it's hard to show you sold a car. Or then don't put it in the bank. Just fritter your mattress. Yeah.

Like, I don't want... Like, they purchased that house. It's a channel. in the house. Yeah, but the worry I think would be that if it's drug money, the drug dealers come back because they don't just forget, they lost it and then they start breaking into your house to try and find their cash. I think that's what the lawyer has said, that

they weren't just being good citizens. They were very concerned that it involved criminal activity and were worried who might turn up. But I thought if you found, say, money on the beach, you know, you hear those stories. You take it to the police, they give 30 days or something. Yeah, they give people 30 days to claim it, and if they don't,

then it goes back to the people who found it and it's now theirs. Apparently not when it comes to what would have been drug money or some sort of illegal money that was... Why do the police just get to keep it? Yeah. Like if the drug dealer is not going to come forward and go, yeah, it was my drug money,

then why do the police get the benefit from it when it should go back to the people who have actually done the right thing when they could have done what Dan said and just going to sit away on, bloody, whatever else? I think you've just got to look out for yourself sometimes. In other countries, well, they were so worried about what was going to happen. Actually, police really protected them.

They searched the property and stored some. security alarms and changed access to the addicts. It was no longer accessible from the outside. And apparently in other country is when people are fine drug money, a percentage of the cash can be returned to them, but not all of it normally. Right. There was a lawyer that was going to come on the show, but said it wasn't really their lane to speak on,

but they said there is a thing called theft by finding. So your whole finders, keepers, losers, weepers thing, Meg, isn't actually seven-day teacher of loss. I don't know. I didn't know that that wasn't. I mean, I don't know why I thought that would have stood, you know, in a court case. The thing is, if you find a car on the side of the road and you'd take it, that's stealing. So I'm not just keepers, losers, weepers.

But if you find cash and it's just blowing across the road or it's randomly somewhere, that's yours, in my opinion. Well, if you're a lawyer and you disagree on this, you can always give us a call, 0-800-the-H-Bah. From the Googling we've done, under the Crimes Act, theft by finding, is defined as dishonestly keeping property found in public or on private premises rather than handing it to the owner or the police and penalties range from fines to seven years in prison. But whereas Candace's text in saying there is a thing called finders law and it depends on where it was found. So it's very murky.

Because it's your house and you think when you buy it, you buy it as is where is and everything inside it. God, someone's outside it's likely to be surrendered to the crown. God, we pay our taxes. We give them enough money, don't we? And they're getting another $200,000. What do you do? Now knowing, because I always sort of worse,

if no one claims it, you get it back and you've done the right thing, and now it's clean money that you can deposit into your account, you're not paying tax on it. But now knowing that this crushish couple may lose the whole 200 grand, let's say you find a decent sum of money like that in the future. What are you doing with it? Hand it in still. I would not want that in my bank.

I don't want any drug money, anything connected to like ruining kids' lives or anything that I'm just spending on groceries that would make me that. I wouldn't sleep with that. We're moving countries, let's go. I'm going to be on the next plane, we're in a K, Richard. The difference between us, eh?

I wish my guilt didn't eat me alive. I'm in the middle. I think I'm keeping half from returning up. You're sitting on the right thing. You're sitting on the flip. Get again. I just, I don't know, I like to play both sides. Me too.

Although millennials know what that sounded. You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. So why would you keep $200,000 that you know isn't yours if you found it inside your house. It's what a crush rich couple had happened to them, but instead they did the right thing, handed it into authorities,

and they're just starting to find out now that it's going through the courts, that they may not see a scent of it. So what do you do now, knowing that that is what happens when you do the right thing? We'd love to know if you've had this happen in the past as well, if you found money in the walls, or if you were renovating, finding anything,

that value paintings, things like that. Because I thought that you did just get to keep it, but now knowing that you could go to jail, I'm giving it. I think if you handed it, you don't necessarily keep the whole amount, but if it doesn't get claimed, maybe you get a percentage of it back.

Well, looking into it more, finding anything over $1,000, and without coming clean, I suppose, and telling authorities, that's where you start getting in trouble. Anything under a thousand bucks, it's kind of like, yeah, whatever. Police don't care.

So 200 grand, it's a substantial amount to try to just hide and spend slowly over the next five to 10 years. It wouldn't be worth the stress for me. It just wouldn't be worth the stress that would cause me. I would just plead ignorance. I would keep the cash.

I'd put it somewhere else. Clean ignorance. How do you say? I'd just be like, oh, I never found you. No, you wash it. You go to the casino and play blackjack. Yeah, do something like that where I just would plead ignorance.

I never found the cash, but slowly but surely further it away. You put 10 grand on black and 10 grand on red. One of them's got to come up. Obviously, you don't win any money, you're losing him over then all of a sudden you go and then you're going to cash out, thanks. And you just got a $20,000 deposit from the casino. He just said, yeah, good night. I mean, we did ask it.

We did ask what you would do with the money. I don't know. That was even a thing. Sorry, Ding. On the text machine, it's a bit of a mixed bag. A lot of people are saying that they would hand it in to the authorities. Maybe 60% of people, but 40% doing what I'd do and take it. Spend the money.

I think in this case, the scary thing is how many people forget that they have $200,000 stashed inside the walls of a house? And I think they obviously thought that these people would come back to try to find it. Yeah, how recently was the house sold? You know, if it was many, many years ago, many, many years. ago then maybe it's forgotten. But if it was like, oh, we just got this house six months ago, I'd be on my hair hotel.

True, if you'd lived in their five years and started doing renaos and you found it, you'd be like, no one's coming for it. Yeah. How exciting. Do you think so? My friend Dylan, when we were at primary school, he found $1,000 in a can outside our primary school, and he handed it in, and the guy gave him $100 back.

Is that the one he defecated into? No, there was a Pringle's a can, a different guy. Russell made a good point. surely the police should have to prove 100% that it's drug money. I think that's what they're trying to do in court right now. That's why they're in there going, you don't know what it's for, we don't know what it's for, so why does the police, why do the police get to keep it? A lot of the time it's just old people, they like to hoard money.

Because they go off, this is ever the banks go. Don't trust banks. Yeah, they just put it under their bed and stuff. We were doing rentos, took a wall down and found a fully furnished room, and the desk was $20,000 in notes. The Renault has worked for cash on that job. Oh, God. Just keep it.

Don't take it to you, grave. I wish I could be more like that, honestly. Yeah. Hey, Russell, what do you reckon? You're keeping the money if that happens to you, mate? Or you're handing it in? As I text through, if they can prove it drug money, forfeit it. It's like speeding.

They get a speeding ticket. Yep, it's that car. It's not you. Yeah. But if you find the money, you're going to keep it or what? Oh, probably. Of course you are, Russell. Of course you are.

200 grand. A lot of money when you see it in the flesh. I'd imagine. I'd quit my job and he'd be like, that was weird. I wonder why he did that? I found $200,000 in the wall of my house, that's why. $200,000. It's not going to last you long, Dad.

Yeah, I'd be really pissed off. She'd be like, it's last of the year. So if he's got a Monday, meet cute story. And so, in the lead up to Valentine's, we're trying to level up the lust with a bit of bromantic fiction. Dan's turn was yesterday. My turn will be happening before. 4, 8 o'clock this morning.

I'm not holding high hopes for Clint. No, neither. He's not in the right spirit. Me, I spoil me. She's not turned on by my stories anymore because she's spoiled. She reads too many. I don't think that's how it works. Yeah. I don't think it does. She's den sensitized to the sexiness.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. If you want to get to Electric Ave, I know it's sold out. But your cue to call to get on the standby list is happening after 9 so that hopefully you and two mates can go for free. Accommodation and Christchurch for the weekend and five. $100 spending money. How bloody good? Oh, that's not playing.

Let's... Sing it for me. Let me try it, Dan. Candle with me. So thanks to Beach Volleyball, NZ, the World comes to play Beach Volleyball in New Zealand. Alex Warren has been in the news recently. He's very funny.

He did a recent video with Mr. Fantasy, which I thought really showed his personality. He was also performing at the Grammys, and unfortunately had a mishap with this is what he heard in his ears. He was singing to one or the other and the one he chose initially and the Grammys was the wrong one

and it sounded like he was just delayed and off the way of him. I mean that he's obviously the professional but at that point I would have taken the little ears out and I would just say to everybody it sounds wrong in my ears but I wouldn't

I wouldn't. Sorry I can't do it. I don't, it doesn't sound I'm sorry I just would have had to admit it it was to be too embarrassing. The problem was he was right up in the crowd so he couldn't probably hear the band because he was miles

away from them. True. So he was a, he could win. Okay, well, he has a new year's resolution and I thought this would be an interesting one for you guys to discuss. He said his new year's resolution is to email Ed Sheeran less. Because

he says, because, and I quote, I email him every single time the slightest inconvenience happens in my life. Poor Ed. I know. Poor Ed. He's gone, bloody how another. Alex's got the wrong-flavored cab. Great, okay?

But Ed Sharon doesn't have a phone famously. He doesn't own one. That's why it's an email. Yeah, but then does he have a, like, he must rock an iPad or something. He's just jump online. He went out there and he's like, oh. And it's just 20 emails from Alex in a row. He's got the wrong cab.

Does he go into the types of inconveniences he's experiencing? No, he hasn't. He's just said that he's got to stop doing it. I'm sure Ed would say some lovely things and say it's not that bad. Maybe next time we get Ed Shearron on then we're going to have to say, hey, we'll have to remember this. Can you read one of the petting emails from Alex?

But I think he gets a lot of, because he's a bit of a mentor in the industry, is Ed Shearer? And he probably gets a lot of emails from, like I know Mitch James, remember he opened for him years ago and said he'd email him. That's right. He's probably got one from Mitch James, one from all these people. You'd have that, that email account that you give people when they want to sign you up to stuff.

Yeah. You know, and that's when I give them my Pimpin Clinton at Hotmail. Clinton. Pimpin Clinton. I just think that's just a junk email now. It's the one word. Did you at one at one point that was your email? Yeah, I thought it was What a nightmare. Everyone had an email that was kind of cool. There was not one point in your

life where you were Pimpin Clinton. Everyone's got an email. Do you know what happened? I was Pimpin Clinton right up until university and I remember signing my university documents and she goes and your email and it was that moment I was like, I'm at university now I can't be Pimpin anymore.

you go, I'll spell it out for you. P-I-N-P. I don't know what you heard of me. He did end up showing the interviewer, the last email he sent to him. And he had written, so sorry for emailing you again. My New Year's resolution is to email you less, and he said that Ed did not respond.

Wow. Oh, no. That's when you're waiting for Ed to come back, be like, nah, bud, no worries. He wouldn't have been a near his iPad that day. Don't worry about it. You email me as much as you want, but no, they didn't, that went unanswered, he said.

So maybe Ed is trying to support him on that. Clint, I just didn't have him that whole time. That whole time, he could not have given a shit about what I said. He was looking for this song. You're the least pimping man I've ever met. Terrible. So far from. I'm so much more pimping than you.

Yeah, maybe. That's still. That's not so much as all anyway. We shouldn't be arguing on national radios, too. the most pimper if I'm honest in 2020. No, you should be listening to my scandal. Yeah, yeah, we heard it. Thanks.

I did me. You got to tell you much. Yeah, I missed the end bit where I was trying to find PAB because it turns out it's got full stops between every letter. Hey, full stop, eye, it's hard to find. But I did it. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Real music versus fake music.

Okay. One of the best. Great. Obviously, AI's version of... Oh, that is good, though, actually. That's my favourite so far. I don't think it's been beaten yet. Yeah, we had Hanson's Inbox that I thought was a great, like, metal cover.

We had Tom's heading? Hard to beat. Amazing. Are you going to get through the worst ones first and leave the best one for last claim? No, I've just got one because it is that good, and I want to play as much of it as I possibly can. Now, just remember it's a computer. Now, this is the...

Oh, mine had crashed by live. And he's got the most amazing voice. Hell blue color. One of my favorite songs, probably truly of all time. Truly. It is a great song. Do you remember, Dan, about a month ago, I came to you with a guy, his name's Nick Harrison, they call him the professor.

Yes, I follow him. He's not, tell me he's not real. He's a real guy, and he is a comedian. And he must be able to sing, kind of. but I thought he was this untapped talent. He's created an album and I found out this song that I thought was one of the greatest covers of Lightning Crashers I've ever heard.

No. It's AI. It's heavily produced with AI. That is so disappointing. It has, I'd save that. I love it. We had a full conversation about how amazing. About how incredible he is, is the voice.

Can I say, though, I listen to the rest of his album and I was like, there and not as good as the song. Yes, so I can tell! AI has taken a guy who can sing and made him phenomenal. Yeah. Listen to how good this is. Yeah, the rest of the album didn't hit like this. Lightening crashes, a new mother cries.

Instant chills. Oh, it's just, it's, it's an unreal. The bliss and the falls to the floor. I'm so. There was shit on his album. Just wait for him to step it up a notch. It kicks. It's delicious.

Before the doctor. Close the door Okay, here, here is where it's unreal I'm so sorry for this guy that the world hadn't discovered him and he's like in his 15th I'm thinking about it how the world is unfair

I think you got a tear in your eye I'm so mad This guy refuses to believe it's AI and I was like It is from I chat GBTed it Every song Spotify plays me after this guy I rule AI song

It takes the win on that one The Professor Nick Harrison is his name and yeah he's a comedian clever guy. Isn't even Shorten Street, Nick Harrison? Yeah, different than McArisen. But Meg, here's the really exciting thing.

I thought about this. Yeah. You have copped a bit of flak for not being able to sing typically on this. Shut up, could I do it? I want you to go into studio sing your favorite song as best you can. And then I want to put it through an AI machine

and see if you sound like the professor. I can't do too much heavy lifting, Clint. I think it can take it from a certain level. Good I'd like to know. Maybe this guy, the professor, is actually an incredible singer and this is AI's made him a phenomenal singer

like how much work is AI doing in that song? I don't know. We've got to get out of the break but I do have one song my whole life that I've wished I'd be able to sing. It's a very big song. Okay maybe keep it all a secret we will play real music

which is Meg's raw performance and then the AI Meg side by side next week is this the thing that finally crashes AI I'm just gonna call open AI and warn them what's coming to start smoking. What's more premium in the premium version? Shotgun not telling Grant the tech guy

He hates me already going in. I think he just called him sick. All right, watch the space. It's going to be a hell of a good time for us. I know, it will crash. It will crash if you're using it. All right, romantic fiction for Sophie next as we level up the lust of the Monday Mekude ahead of Valentine's Day.

Clint Megan's Dan. We are leveling up the lust in your Monday Meet Cute story. We went through all the most mundane meat cutes across New Zealand last week and we found Sophie who just met her dude at a cab store at 1 a.m in the morning or something. They swapped Instagrams. You guys both got to go or are getting a go to just spice it up a little bit. You're known for this. We've done it for years where you have been practicing writing erotic fiction for females,

specifically to enjoy. Every time I feel like I have to remind you of that. We started doing it when the smut craze kind of started, right? everybody was reading those books. What was the first one that was big last year, the last couple of years? The dragon one? Fourth wing.

Fourth wing. And there are awards every year that awards the worst piece of erotic fiction written by man. So I wanted to see if my boys could do it better. You've done it for years. We wanted to give it to you as a gift, really. And obviously, you know, it's layered.

Yeah. It's like a Pixar movie. There's a lot of stuff that goes over the head of most. But if you know, you know, Dan had his go yesterday if you missed it. There's just a little taste. I mean, let's be honest, it was just a meat cute in a kebab shop. That's basically it, isn't it?

Yeah. You were strikingly handsome and classy, but with a hint of gangster. Bad boy. Think Prince Harry mixed with Jason Statham and a hint of usher. Now imagine that. Is that not the most attractive man you've ever seen? I'm trying to put it together. We're still struggling to find the image, but that was just the start, you know, against even sex-effer.

there. You can have the rest. He whispered in my ear making me giggle as long as you eat it in the Uber back to my place. I thought that was quite a nice line. Smooth line, I thought, as I giggle. But what if you get hungry later? He looked at the floor. Don't worry, he said with a knowing wink, I have a feeling if I'm playing my cards right, I might have a midnight helping of taco. writing.

Right, and Clint's go is next. We're going to get Sophie back on and see who she, I guess, feels more connected to. Maybe we'll give her some time to think about it. Yeah. She might need some time to be honest. I think she might after this one. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. All right. Clint, you should have done a proofread, definitely. Strap. I thought I read through it a couple of times. Meeks had a read through it. I think the word she used was disgusting. Yeah, whatever.

It's, I stand by it. Just strap or something. Okay. If you were to say that now and you forgot to what you've written. You regret it. I stood by it yesterday. Is that after a few drinks? No, no drinking yesterday. I won, Rosie.

We're leveling up the lust of your Monday Meat Cute story in the lead up to Valentine's Day with a little bromantic fiction, something we've been doing on the show for a wee while. Yeah, so if you have a pretty boring story of how you met your husband, kebab shop, we went through some of the bits and pieces with you. Yeah, we probably asked too many questions in the end.

What three sources do you go with? remember? Definitely would have been a bit of mayo, probably some to be here as well, yeah. Oh, double white. Two creams, interesting. Very creamy. I do love it creamy, yeah. Oh, shit. I don't know if you're going to regret that very soon, Sophie, but Clint really leaned in on that one. Yeah, that was the most exciting bit of the story. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so you're ready to hear Clint's version of your meat cute, Sophie? Go for it. Here we go.

All the best, so. Sooth knew it was time to go home. Her blisters from her new high heels were just about ready to pop. Yuck. But at least her calves looked killer, even though they struggled to steal focus from her leather, bias cut, miniskirt. The kebab shop...

You don't know what a biased cut is they now? Absolutely not. Neither. No, yeah, obviously, because you don't really have a mini skirt on the bias, but... I don't know. I don't know. So, I don't know.

That would be a big of... Sounds good. I don't know what that would look like, but it's more a lot. Anyway. The cabb shops, fluorescent lights glowed, pulling Sophie's attention as the rotating spit of meat turned slowly. Oh, clipat. Pathetic. That's yuck. Hypnotic, like it's shedding juices. We're waiting to be consumed by soap.

I feel sick. It's disgusting, Dan. I told you. It's an all this descriptive way of, like, showing how delicious a kebab can be at 1 a.m. The guy behind the counter asked, creamy sauce. Yeah. Yeah, she answered. At the exact same.

same time, a chocolate brown six foot four man. By the way, Sophie, is Chris Brown? No, he's not actually. Okay, maybe you're going to create a license. Chocolate brown, six foot four man with dark, soft curls pushed back off his face, suit pants and dress shirt loose at the collar, his tie removed and stuffed into his pants pocket. He sounds scruffy of anything. Well, I assume that's what he must have been hiding down there.

She's already had his tie in his pocket, but who knows, mate? Who knows? He might have. I might not even be wearing it, though. Sorry, I think he was talking to you, I said slightly embarrassed by my faux par. You like it creamy too, huh? Oh, sick. Clint, you've gone too far. You've jerked the shark.

He smirked while opening the fridge and trying to decide what he wanted to drink. I pretended not to notice as I stole a glance through the mirrored stainless steel behind the counter of his bulging biceps and laminated photos of combo deals. That was unsexy story. I know. I've tried really hard. out of your dad. You know, you always have the combo.

Yeah, but you need to mention him in a lot. His biceps and, you know, anyway. The air was thick with grease, with anticipation, and with grease. Yeah, I forgot that I wrote grease the first time,

and I was probably thinking of one more word. The cabs. The cabs were slammed down onto the bench, heavy, overfilled and desperate to be devoured. Chris ripped into his, his back against the counter, his brown eye on me.

He's not to go... No, it means to say his... She's sitting on the floor? He's meant to say his brown eyes. Okay, how old is. It's very different. I was getting excited and writing too quick. What a difference in his makes.

I know. It's a completely different sentence. His brown eye on me. His fingers getting messy, sore stripping down his wrist. I offered a napkin. He took it. Our fingers brushed. Time for a finishing move, so I thought...

She rang her tongue up the inside of her top lip in a sexy semi-circle. motion. It's like getting food out of your teeth, I think. How are you feeling so out of interest? Okay.

We're nearly finished so don't worry. Very quiet. The jig was up. He knew she wanted him. Then he uttered the 14 words. Fourteen words.

So would never forget. That is who that's good. That is funny. I had to count the mounted jack as I knew Megwood. Okay. Okay.

Okay, let me do the 14 words. She would never forget. Long story. If you're not too full, I've got plenty more meat back at my place. So I've smoked back. I've always got room for desert. Do you be dirty like that in the last line.

He's read what's really? It's desert. Sophie's fair to say, I've always got room for desert. The funny thing is that left a lot of people quite dry, in the honest. Okay, so you have 24 hours to think about which meat queue you liked better. Dan's or mine, and then we'll convene same time tomorrow. All right, so... Do we need to wait?

I think we know. We'll leave you with the Sahara. Okay. Thanks guys. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. Clint, Megan Dan.

The Edge. The Edge's easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000. 10 grand on the line. We want to get into your bank account in the next few minutes. You just have to give us 10 answers starting with the letterman gives you in 30 seconds. It's $1,000 bucks for $1,000. each correct answer if you can get all 10.

Could it be easier, really. Yeah. You can say it like that. All right, you can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back, we just can't repeat answers. Those are the rules. All right, Shaft's playing this morning.

Hey, Shav. Hey, guys, how are you? Good, you and Camo and Fangaree. Yep, but rainy here, not good. Oh, yeah. Okay, well, hopefully this will cheer you up. $10,000 in basically half a minute. It's exactly that, actually.

Yeah, it's basically half a minute. Exactly. in the maths. It's $1.2 million an hour. All right, Shab, your letter this morning is S for Shav. Oh, okay. Your time starts at the end of Meg asking your first question. Good luck, Shav.

Here we go. Give me a language. Sign language. Something people are afraid of. Thanks. Something green. Spiders. A dog breed.

Shih Tzu. A children's TV show. The somethings. A Harry's style song. Sweet creature. A word ending K. Sick. Something you'd eat for breakfast.

Time, Sheff. You can feel her pace, right? I know. You started really, really well, and I was like, I stood up. A spider's green, there might be. I had a question mark. I said, there's got to be a spider that's green somewhere in the world. You'd find a version, I'm sure.

Yeah, I can see one, it's a green. Yeah, there's a green link spider. Yeah. Do you know what, Shev, I got the vibe, because obviously, when you went to The Simpsons, you were like, oh, that's tea technically, like the line. Oh, yeah, that's what I was like, oh, I didn't know off the day. Do you know, I think if you got a redo, you're the type of player I could just vibe, actually, with another go, I reckon absolutely now. The right questions.

Well, you know what, I'll ring you going tomorrow, again. Yeah, go on. Thanks, champ. That was very impressive. And just remember, you get basically 30 seconds to do it. She's the right pace. She's the right pace. She was really good.

Yeah, man. I have something to bring to the show next, actually. For once? Oh, that's good. Oh, God. You know what, I don't care. Take the piss out of me. Dan, all you want.

Because you're about to be very embarrassed next. Really? Yes. Remember that burner account you told me, Barb. To be honest, I'm used to it on this show. It happens quite a bit. Oh, yes. If you missed that, Dan, we found out it has a burner account that he uses to comment on his own videos to get insights up.

Yeah. Get a life, Meg. I don't have one, Dan, and you were wrong to tell me you commented on the Herald articles because I found them all. How much time do you have? So good. I've ignored my children for two days to get that in. Okay. If you missed this, was it earlier this week on Monday?

It was. It wasn't yesterday. Yeah, we realised that Dan had created a fake profile. We call her Barb to boost his own algorithm and to comment on his own videos. Here's a bit of a flashback if you missed it. Here's another one that he commented on one of his videos that flopped, being there laughing face. Ironically.

My videos are clopped. Just one of the many. Even before you came back from maternity leave at the start of this year, Meg, he posted a photo of the three of us. And Dan obviously had a caption that you read out. You said, Can't Wait to Get the Band Back Together. See you Monday. And Barb commented saying, oh my God, I'm counting down the minutes.

Love hard eyes. And now I hear it back. I am cringing. Okay. And we asked you why, and this was your defence. Yeah, but Dan Webb is his brand's happy-go-lucky fun guy. You know, Barb, God, he's a negative bitch. I've requested to follow it.

So then what might have gone over lesser people's heads? As Dan said that he just says throwaway comments. Sometimes he comments on Herald articles, the New Zealand Herald. And that is not something that I could just give up on. That is not something I could just go to sleep at night. knowing that I'll never see what Dan commented. So I have trolled back, knowing this woman's name. And I clicked, I went back and back,

and I clicked on articles that I thought would wind my Dan up. And I searched for... But, and lo and behold, she's commented on me. Because, Dan, it gives me such joy. Such great joy to see you like this. What a sad life. And I like seeing Meg happy, so indirectly I also enjoy those. All right, we'll start up with some light ones, okay?

They posted an article, and it was just a picture saying the top 100 female cat names. And Barb commented, Kimmy. So I don't even know why that one would even. Your own cat. Weird and sad little thing. Okay. There was a post put up about News Talk ZB. Another radio session, by the way, hosted by Mike Hoskin.

Barb commented, I prefer Edge Breakfast. Oh, see that? That's nice. See, Barb's doing the good work. Yeah, but it's sad when people know it's you saying. Now they know it's you. I don't know. That's the perfect crime, Clint.

It's Barb. Okay. This one is obviously something that's just got and Dan wound up. And as soon as I saw the article, I thought, I'm going to see Barb here. Right, it was an article about how the government is confirming changes to the New Zealand driver's license. You might remember that. Yeah, yeah, last week. Barb commented.

You mentioned that. The driver's license system needs to be. harder, if anything. The amount of terrible drivers in New Zealand is shocking. Most of them drive aquas. That's so, Dan. No, it's bar, it's so barb. That's too obvious. There was a comment,

sorry, a video on Israel Adisagna. Oh, yeah? Yeah, UFC fighter. Dad, you must have been drinking on this one. Barb commented saying give me two weeks train in and I'll have him on the floor round one. Dan, you're forgetting this. Bob.

If Dan's forgetting sometimes which one he is. I think I thought I was Dan Weber at that point. I was signed into the wrong account. This one I support. There was an article about Brian Tamiki. You said, oh, shut up, Brian. That's all right.

You can stand by that one. And then the last one I did find on the New Zealand Herald under Dan's fake account. It was, I think, a photo of Lewis Hamilton. And somebody commented saying, he looks slower than ever. And Barb replied.

Good old Barb. And said, he's won seven world championships. What have you done with your sad, little pathetic man life? Good old Barb, eh? Sticking up for people. Finding a good fight. She honestly is like Superman. She's just fighting the fight.

I wonder how many people are right now feeling seen and are also rock and burner accounts to do the fighters. They must exist, right? People, because, you know, we say people are bots. But by bots, we also mean people just hiding behind fake, you know, troll accounts. I tell you what, you have missed so many. Have I? Oh, damn it's going to drive me crazy.

It's the tip of the iceberg. Clint, Megan, Dan. Time for the A-list again. Oh, it gets heated. It's dusty. It's just become this weird thing that Meg brought to the table that we've found out we are unbelievably passionate about. Despite not really, what are they saying, having something in the fight? No skin in the game.

No skin in the fight. But, I mean, I mean. I like to think that I know when I see an A-lister. Like a Tom Cruise, like a Beyonce. Someone that's just world famous, everybody in the world would know the name. Well, you guys always seem to disagree on them, so we're going to start off. I think with a relatively easy one, boys. I'll be nice this morning.

Stanley Tucci. Oh, that is a tricky one. I would probably put him at a C. B Shut up a C I think the thing is Because he's got one of those names Where you go

I've heard the name But I'm just thinking Would most people instantly put a face to his name Whereas you see his face See him in a movie Because he's the guy in Depple Whiz Prada Yeah no I'm thinking

Hunger Games Hunger Games I put him in a C I think there'll be a lot of people That don't even know who that man is I was going to say based on the He's had some big movies Yeah

Name them I just did three De Moris Frada. Hung again. Truly huge movie. I think I'd have to put him a B. Lovely Bones won at Oscar. He would be living a B-lister lifestyle.

And I think he would be rubbing shoulders with a lot of big names. Like the contacts in his phone would be A-listers. He's a C. Reese Witherspoon. She's A. Yeah, I would put her at a week A. The name Witherspoon. Said to her.

Wow. The Reese Witherspoon, she has done some. movies, Sweet Home Alabama, all those ones. All those ones. Legally blonde. Yeah, people know who she is. I think she's in A. Okay, wow, that actually shocks me. I did not think that you guys were going to agree on her being A. And

5-1 then, Ice Cube. Oh, he's lucky if he's on the sea. A all day! That shows your ignorance to hip-hop and what he's done for the genre. NWA. The fact that he was on stage

rapping and Leonardo DiCaprio, was in the mosh pit dancing to it. But he was rapping at like a club. That's a fall from gross. No, but you've got bloody McGuire. What's his face? Old Spider-Man. And Leonardo DiCaprio

like getting down to Ice Cube. So you can't say an A-lister like Leonardo is like worshipping some dude who's rapping a C-lister. Isn't he like as well, isn't he hosting like reality TV shows now? You know, like he's doing, I don't think he's,

maybe there was a time where he might have graced the B-list One of the most influential rappers of all times. time. Right. He's no Tupac. Damn.

Can you name my Ice Cube song? What's that one? Ice, ice be. No, it's vanilla ice. Stop it. Too many ice people. There's too many ice people on the game. Vanilla Ice wishes he was as famous as Ice Cube.

Oh my God. Well, we're going to be discussing that one next. Can we lock in Stanley as a B or do you, are you adamant that you want to find the C? I think there be a lot of people that agree he's a C. Okay, we're going to be talking about Stanley Turchy with Erie as a B. B or C, but mostly Ice Cube, an A or a C. I don't think we've ever fought between A's and C's. That's true.

We're always just like one level. Yeah. Between what Dan thinks and what I think. Someone said never heard of him. Of Ice Cube? No, I think they meant Stanley. It's okay. No, either either.

Thank God. They're both C's. Are we there yet? You seen that movie? Never heard of it. We play the A-List game every Wednesday? Is it Wednesday today? Yeah.

And here's just a run-through of some of the A-listers in the past. Beyonce, Tom Cruise, Densar, Washington, Nicole Cadman, Tom Cruise twice. Angelian Jolie, Samuel Al Jackson, Shear, and then some B-listers. Anne Hathaway, Chris Pratt, Jim Carrey, Vince Vaughan, Kendrick Lamar, Keanu Reeves. Oh, my God. This is an unbelievably famous overflow room at this party. Do you know what the one that still annoys me the most, Daniel?

I can't believe I even let it. Jim Carrey at a B is outrageous. Yeah, I think he baby was there once. Okay, so we are this morning, though, talking about Stanley Tucci and Ice Cube, and I'm very happy to see that a lot of people are standing up for Stanley. They're not, some are saying an A, actually, quite a few are saying A. Come on, he's not an A. But they're very mad about the idea of it being a C.

The thing is, Tucci's got two C's in his name. So I genuinely think he's a C. Swan, morning. He's also got one A. We're going to tell you. Morena, guys. Hey, thought, feelings on Stanley? Oh, Stanley, you know, I do think my perimeter is a little bit different to your guys.

I just think he's all class. Yeah, me too. He is super classy and he's A all the way. No, but class is not a thing. He can go into the classy room if he wants, but he's not welcome in the A room. He's just not. I don't know. I think he is.

I think if you are sort of maybe slightly older generations, we all know who he. So are you saying right now, live to the nation, that you put him in the same realm as Denzel Washington, Beyonce, Tom Cruise, Stanley Tucci. Oh, okay, that's challenging. How about a mini A? A mini A. A mini A is a B. We've got to put him in as a B, but we're not going to let him sit as a C.

We've got none on the C list. He would be there by himself. Stanley Tucci. I'm happy with that. I'm happy to let him to give him a pass. It would be Stanley Tucci and Paraselter. It's paris symptom of the C? Yeah, I think so.

Okay. And Ice Cube, A or C? Yeah, yeah. 100% A. Thank you. You're wild, man. Insane. I'm willing to move him up from the C list where I originally put him to a B. I just don't think he's up there with Jay Z.

He's not up there with Kendrick. He's not up there. He's just not on the same realm in the rap game. It just shows how white boy music like Dan was influenced by growing up. He just didn't have any, like, bone thugs in harmony, NWA. None of the old school hip-hop. Danielle, where is Ice Cube on the A list? 100% A.

I usually agree with you, Dan, but he was on Jump Street. He was in straight out of Compton movie with the park. All that. Have you not seen that movie? I have seen it, and it's a great movie, but the B list, look, he should have to be there. A, he's A, or I'm changing station. Yeah, okay, don't let him, don't make a change. I don't know.

I'm going through the text. Dan, what the hell? Someone said Jesus, Dan. That's for my mum. Ice Cube, A, Jump Street was iconic. Ice Cube's A list all day. Actually, guys, I don't even think he's going to go from a C to a B. I actually think he's going to sit on that A list.

Who? With Ice Cube. Yeah. And I think, you know what, Ice Cube's a rare case where you either know him and you love his music, straight out of Compton, all that stuff, or you've just never really heard of him. And I'm a guess on sort of that ladder. I know I wasn't here for a. But can we talk about Parasort and being on a sea?

Guys, what the hell happened? She's famous for being famous. Guys, she's Paris Hilton, she can't be a sea. That's outrageous, we'll talk about it off here. That's going to piss me up. I'm not going to put her on the syllabus. She's not done by there. Because the world knows who she is, regardless of whether she's done a lot for society or not.

I'm still less famous than what? David Schwimmer, no way. Stop! David Schumer should have been in A as well. Stop bringing up names. Sorry, great. We'll lead ice cube into the A-list. Bloody hell, they're all turning around going, who's this.

guy. Denzel's like, what's that smell? What smell of me? Clint, Megan Dan. Is anyone listening this morning doing less work today for money than my wife? I doubt it. It's going to be a very hard call to get somebody to ring up for that because they're admitting that they're getting paid. Especially if their boss is listening. Yeah, exactly.

So we do have a voice disguiser if you need it. Or you can just text us. Could be one of those ones, I suppose, where you're going to work and for whatever reason you're going on a fishing charter today. and you aren't having your pay docked. Do you know what I mean? Like there could be those sorts of days. I think receptionists, it's an easy job to scyve off.

You know, where you can sort of just look like you're busy doing stuff. Booking an Airbnb. No one's ever questioning it. You can easily get away with it, I reckon. It's, um... Meg's been a receptionist before. Yeah, it's... I did make it...

Do you know I used to make little sculptures out of post-it notes and then send them to my friends? Brilliant. Okay, all right. True's my point. Yeah. Okay, let's give my wife a call and see what her job is this morning. It's ridiculous.

She's got enough time to answer, right? Good morning, Clinton Randall. Good morning, my darling. Good morning, Jamie Randall. Meg and Dan obviously here as well. Oh, how nice. I thought you might pick up your phone a little quicker than you did because I don't imagine you'd have too much to do at work today.

Oh, shush. I do lots in my job. Good on you, Jake. No one is doing less for money than my wife today. Now, I find this hard to believe. I don't know about you, Meg, but I reckon that Jamie is doing a good job. She's busy. She's a makeup artist? Well, I'm actually not a makeup artist today, but yeah.

Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe she's doing here. Yeah, are you being paid as a hairstylist for a photo shoot, correct? Yes, correct. Okay, so you are the hairstylist today. Okay. A very important job when taking photos of a model. Yeah. Tell me about the model.

Oh, no. She's amazing. She's English. She has a great face. Uh-oh. And she... And she's shaved head. She's bald. I take back what I said.

So my wife has been employed as a hairstylist for a bald model. And she's there for two days. Well, hold on. Are you doing wig work? Are you doing wigs? No. No. No. We like the shaped hair. So, is it, I'm sure you can have, you can have like a gel or a moose, you know, fuzzy. No, no. You don't moose the scalp? It's that short that you can't.

Oh, no, you're right. You're not sure. Chamby, is there has to be any sort of, not awkwardness, but is it like almost a bit of a gag as to why what you're? Yeah, yeah, a little bit, a little bit, yeah. We've had it, we've had a few laughs. But I have actually been really busy. So yesterday, I did some steaming. I do a lot of onset styling

because it means the design team actually have more time to do other stuff because I help out with that stuff. I did a lot of videos and content stuff. She's a personality hire. That's the thing about Jane is that she'll find. Whereas me and dad, if we were hired, we go, sorry, I'm on here, I'd be hired for hair.

If I'm not doing hair, that's your problem. That's not me. It's not my job. Yeah. And that's why you get hired again and again, Jamie. To do, ball. Even when there's no hair for me to do. Yeah, they still want me.

They still want me on set because I'm that useful. Maybe they haven't got to it yet. Maybe there's a nude bit and you're doing pubes. It's a bit of a raunchy, Jamie, you're up. Mr. Hill lady! All right, babe, well, enjoy getting paid for doing sweet FAA today. Thanks, my darling.

I'm going to have the best time. I bet. She's bringing home the bacon, Clint. Okay, thanks, guys. Anyone, anyone come close to rivaling what my wife is doing today? Well, someone's text through saying Clint's definitely doing less than his wife today. You do do very little over there.

Very little. He turns the mics on. Talks shit for three minutes, then turns them off. But to be fair, he does more than us because we just do the talking shit. True. We don't even turn our own mics on. No, we don't do. It could like playing the song without me.

Let's... Just be honest. You just press a button. It's not hard. Which button though? Just that red one on the side. I know. This one?

No, that turned your... Let's turn my mic off. Just do the other red button. That's turned your mic off. I'll push this one. What would you guys do without me? Turn my mic back on. It's actually harder than I thought.

Looking for anybody who can rival my wife today who's getting paid to do not a heck of a lot. She's a hairstylist on a photo shoot, and the model is bald. Now that is, she's killing it. Yeah, Jamie will find things to do because that's what Jamie does. But, you know, she could just get paid to sit there and, you know, in theory, do nothing.

I think there's someone beating her, though. Nathan texts through. We tried to get him on, but he's not answering. He said, yesterday, I watched a hole so no one fell in it. When you just want to just cover it up? Because then somebody might fall in it even more so, Clint. That's a terrible idea. And why you haven't been hired.

Yeah, God, that's not. You'd be a nightmare. I'd be like, I'm falling in the hole. I go, oh, my God, I've broken my legs. And I'm like, who's up with leaves? You had one job, Clint. No, with, like, timber and, I don't know, cones and stuff. If you go through the cones,

you'd actually camouflage the whole, move the timber, that's on you now. All right, it's good, Kyle. Kyle, what are you doing that you think is earning the most for the least amount of work today? I'm getting paid just under $30 an hour to do 5Ks in a tractor

around and around paddock all day. What are you doing with the tractor? Are you... I'm slurried and I'm spreading flurry, so all I do is I... I drive up next to a pond. I push a lever forward. It fills up itself.

I pull the lever back. I drive off and I push a lever again. Now the thing is, Kyle, I reckon you're playing it down because there would be a certain amount of skill. Yeah, I don't think you could put me in it and do it. It's probably easy for you, but there'll be people around the place. If you can drive a manual, if you can drive a manual, you can do that. Okay, I can drive a manual.

Does they have like cruise control where you can just kind of like set it and then leave it and then just watch Netflix? Yep. My feet are currently sitting up on the dash. I'm not touching no galoiter at all and I've got the radio playing air con going and this is my seat for the next nine hour. I love that, Kyle. We're like trying to let big him up me like Kyle, you work hard. He's like, I don't

guys. He's his own boss though so no one's going to fire him. How is AI not replace Kyle? It's pretty hard work but today's nice and easy. I want your job. That was just constantly what you were doing. That sounds like the dream job. You got the cab to yourself, listen to whatever you want. And Kyle, you've also just won yourself a double past to a must-see movie, Crime 101. So when you get a sec, check that out too, bro.

Thank you very much. You're very welcome. Tells the story of an elusive thief whose high-stakes heistified police, and it's got Chris Hensworth and Mike Ruffalo on it. Next Thursday. Wait, tomorrow. It's out tomorrow. Now there's a lot of calls now coming through we could take, or do we want to push it to tomorrow?

Someone's literally watching paint dry. Yeah, we've got time? Yeah, go on. Great, yeah. Pete. What in Pete? Pete? He's falling asleep.

Hello? There he is. So you're the man that's watching paint dry. Why? It's just roadmarking. Just to make sure cars don't run over it, and that's it. So you just sit there and go, don't go near that? Because you've put wet paint down,

and now you've got to make sure no one drives over the wet paint. I don't paint it. The roadmarker does. I'm just a roadmarker assistant. Wait, so someone else does the work, then you just watch it while it drive. Literally, that's it. What's your job title? Paint Watcher.

Broadcasting assistant, that's the job time. And what's the annual salary for that, if you don't mind me asking? 32.50 starting? An hour? An hour? Bloody house. I was like, hold on, I can make more money. Yeah, that goes bloody good money for him.

Pete, what do you do, though? Because I think it would be really, you know, when you get work at a place and when it's busy, the day goes fast? I think it would be very hard to get through a day of just watching paint dry. So what do you think about? Especially when you're hung over. Well, Pete, don't admit that. Why? Is I like today, Jesus.

Glad to you'll be. Noury man. Someone said you need to get some of the politicians on the work in New Zealand. They'll be getting paid a lot for doing sweat. Do you miss A and the AT car that drives around and doesn't have to even get out and give tickets anymore? It just drives around. I've often wondered that. Now they don't do anything.

Do they just drive? Take photos. What about this one? I'm a mystery shopper. So I just buy things. Then I complain into my phone about their performance and chat GBT writes it up. I used to do mystery shopping.

That's not surprising. I know. You're a mystery shopper energy. They really are. Have you walked into my shop and be like, here's a mystery shop. Everybody, pick up your ideas. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through.

If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans. Podcast, that is. Rover. Radio Podcasts.