The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Apologies in advance for this one

Episode Date: May 18, 2025

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Here we are. Another week. Yeah, and a little closer to another long weekend. And I'll tell you what, it's a very important week for us three. It is, the final week. The final week before we play our big concert this Saturday night. Can we call it a concert if it's one song? Oh let's call

it a concert Meg. Well I ended up weirdly talking to someone on the weekend on Saturday night and I got invited to something and he said oh bro it's next Saturday you should come. You got anything on? I was like oh hold let me check. And I live checked my diary in front of him. And then it comes up, teenage dirtbag performance, MCDC, and he goes, what's that? And I was like, oh, it's just a band I'm in. Yeah, I'm playing Saturday night at RSA. Our first gig, so yeah.

The fact that you didn't instantly know next weekend's taken up completely. Well, I was about seven or eight beers deep by then, so my diary wasn't locked in. I think I'm like hume, it's genuinely just like stressing me out. Dan, it is all I thought about on the way in to work today.

I've actually got five or six days and I still don't have the whole song. I got in this morning, Dan's playing the same note over and over again. I came in at five a.m. again. Good man, good man. Just to practice. I'm still terrible.

I've got my first, my first ebb out of this whole thing, tutoring session, where somebody's actually telling me what to do today, so that's exciting. Thank God for that. Meg will go, oh, so you're saying I've been blowing half the song wrong. That's what I'm really worried about, that's not quite right. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh.

So today's birthday, I just looked through the Dadaean music, so does Meg. I found Sam Smith, born in 1992 on this day. Oh god, same age as my husband, that's bizarre. I thought they were older than me. Like by a lot. 33 today then. Yeah, I interviewed them a couple of years ago, Sam Smith. We never got to hear it though. No, they didn't want me to play it. They hung up on me.

Which I thought, I mean, you came in hot, right? Wearing assless chaps. But that was because the video that was just released, one of Sam's songs, they had assless chaps in the video. I really don't think it was the chaps. They seemed to like that part. No, they said that was vulgar. No, I thought they said that was vulgar

about the lyrics that I made you read out. Yeah, Meg's right. I think they thought the whole thing was a bit vulgar to be honest. And then the Prince Harry, Meghan Markle question just went down like a... I asked them at the very end because I know that they're friends with Harry and I asked them if they were team Harry or team William and it was in the middle of the whole breakdown between the royal family and stuff and they hung up. Yeah that was it. Yeah but I would have just thought starting in Arseless Chaps would give you a bit of a pick-me-up if you're doing an interview day and then all of a sudden someone does something okay here we go here's a bit of fun something out of the monotonous same old same old questions.

We're just talking about me and Arseless chaps like it was just a normal thing. What does that mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we assless chaps. I was though, I was an assless. They weren't fully assless. They were like, it was kind of cut in a way that was quite tastefully. And again, there was a clip of Sam saying the initial lyrics to a certain song were disgusting, so bad that they had to re-record them. So me and Eli at the time, me and Eli from, who used to be on this breakfast show, we rewrote that together and we were like, did we get close?

It was genuinely fun because they said that they wrote a vulgar version. And the crazy thing was, because he said that's vulgar in the interview, then a couple of months later they released a song called Vulgar. That's right. Top of his mind wasn't it? With Madonna. With Madonna and this was like a couple of months before that was released so I don't want to say I influenced that song. Well after all that Miley Cyrus also released Can't Be Tamed 15 years ago so what do we want? Part of me kind of wants to play Miley instead of Sam because I don't like them.

Yeah I'm actually not a big fan of Sam anymore after like how he treated you rightly or unfairly in my mind I just didn't like it. I'm the same. There's this, otherwise. It's such a great song. It is a good song yeah. Have we got Can't Be Tamed in the system? We haven't played that in a very long time.

I don't even know if I think I know what Can't Be Tamed is. Can't be tamed. So then after we've just done the big thing with Sam we're like oh we could just do Miley. very long time. I don't even know if I think I know what copy tape is. So then after we've just done the big thing with Sam, we're like, oh we get to do Miley. We're like sure. This was crazy. When this came out, this was like mind-blowing to people that Miley Cyrus would want to be a bird in a nest. Remember it was like a bird in a nest?

Oh I remember that, was Shia LaBeouf. Yeah yeah yeah yeah, that's right yeah. And then they were like oh my god Miley. It was the start of a promiscuous era wasn't it. Okay Miley or Disclosure? Dan it's up to you darling. Let's go Miley. Sam Smith can take a hike.

Sorry Sam. Can't stand them. No give me a better song. Time for a little. Sorry Sam. Can't stand them. Arguably a better song. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Time for a little coffee catch up. Just letting you know, just off here, letting Meg know and everyone else, Warrior's got another win. Still second on the table.

And also in NRL news, Jesse Arthur is arguably one of the hottest players in the NRL, scored a try and as he did, his pants were pulled down. Oh I saw that clip. Yeah, the camera got a shot of his bare ass. Yeah, that must be a common thing in rugby though, right? To have pants were pulled down. Oh I saw that clip. Yeah the camera got a shot of his bare ass. Yeah that must be a common thing in rugby though right? To have your pants pulled off.

Yeah you can't wear a belt can ya? No, exactly. My pants would constantly be off. Oh okay well it's not that common. Maybe like there might have been ones around and there were like eight games. Yeah, but yeah it was a very, like the camera was perfectly placed, wasn't it?

I saw the footage, because he sort of almost moons the camera. Producer Neves, I didn't see the game live. Did they go back and do a slow-mo replay? Because they normally do for tries. Yeah, we got three slow-mo replays, of old Jesse Asters. It was great.

Asters. And they all wear budgie smugglers as well, those tight little short undies. So they're not really covering much anyway when they do get down-troud, so Maybe someone needs to look at that. Why do they wear that? I'd get chafing if I wore those. Yeah, same.

You know, like I'd have to wear the long, like, jocky things underneath. No, you'd be wearing bods. Oh, no, yes I would. Jockeys. Jockeys or bods? Yeah, I'm jocky. Oh, no, no, yes, you would be wearing jockies. Look how scared his face is! Have you signed a contract? No, I haven't yet, so stop them. Jockeys? Or Bon Jockeys? Oh no, yes, you would be wearing Jockeys. Look how scared his face is!

Have you signed a contract? No, I haven't yet, so stuff them. Bonz, Bonz, Kelvin, anything. Until Dan's signed on the line, he can be born. Yeah, if you didn't read, we talked about this a couple of weeks ago, I've signed to be the next Jockey model. Well, you haven't yet. No, I haven't signed. If Kelvin's listening, come at me, brother.

Well, that's not a good... Jocky's literally like... Jocky's like, Okay, oh shit, we really gotta get that contract done with Dan. And then they're driving him to work and they're hearing him shout Kelvin Klein, they're like, mmm, he doesn't seem loyal. I don't think anybody from Jocky's going, Shit, we really need to lock Dan Webby in.

Don't think they're doing that, Clint. So we haven't got an update on the Jocky's? No, but I have on the Jockies? No but I have received the Jockies. Oh that's nice. So I need to start filming it now. It's definitely happening then. No I wouldn't film it until there was a signature.

Or at least whoever you're sending the photos to make sure their email is at jockey.com. Yeah definitely check that one. How was your boys night Clint? That was going to be cancelled but didn't end up being cancelled? Oh it was great. The boys are actually like, I think my wife realised, they were very respectful, they're great lads. In fact, I thought they were going to be a little annoyed that the kids were still around. But instead, the guys made themselves useful. Ty ended up getting like, taking drinks orders. And it got to a point where the boys didn't want to get up off the couch because the Warriors were on.

And they'd be like, Ty! Where's Ty? Where's Ty? Because he'd be running around, he was frantic, just, you know, popping lids off bottles and stuff. Did Ty enjoy that? Yeah, well, he was loving being useful and then one of the boys gave him 20 bucks and it looked like he'd just won the lotto. Yeah. And then Cameron came out of her room, my daughter, who wasn't- Oh, then all of a sudden, yeah.

And she was like, where was the guy that gave Ty the money? Yeah. Because he got a drink. I used to do that with my dad when he was... when he had his friends over, but my dad was quite a raging alcoholic, and so they'd have quite a lot of wine orders. I used to do tea, coffee, juice, wine, beer, and it was mainly wine. Did you get paid for it? No, no, no.

You never got paid for that one. No, no, no, but I just enjoyed carrying because I'd do the trays and I'd carry them out and I'd always be a bit shaky. Yeah, yeah. And what about when your dad's friends weren't there? You'd still do the service or? When I say my dad's friends, it was mainly just my dad. Okay.

Oh. Laugh or cry, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love them to bits. Anyway. No, that was nice. At least after this party, unlike the Edge one that I hosted, I didn't have to fish any Pals cans out of the pool skimmer.

That was middle management fibs that needed that. And there weren't cigarette butts that had melted all my turf in the morning as well with people who didn't realise I had fake grass. Oh, and that was Clara. Clara. Who was the chewing gum? I pulled a few. No, I never found the chewing gum that person.

There was none of that. So that was kind of nice. Just respectful guys. Who would have thought 35 lads would have left less of a mess than the Edge crew? I could not imagine having 35 friends over. I just couldn't. Oh sorry, your sentence was too long there. I could not imagine... 35 friends.

There we go. If you didn't like having them over. There we go. That's full stop. If you didn't know, you're having them over. Thank you Meg. Let's go! Sorry, in the background, Dan thought he got a package and was sent to the edge. And he was like, oh go get it Meg, fill me in packing it. And I did. Unfortunately it's some free condoms that somebody signed him up for. Why do people keep signing them up for so...

Why do people keep signing me up for this shit? Now I've been sent wet stuff, water-based lubricant and some new brand of condoms. Which is lovely because you know... But I don't know why... Or do you use them? Very rarely. Very rarely. For the fact that you don't do it or you just don't use them?

Bit of both. Yeah. But I mean... Well then, we don't use them? Bit of both. But I mean... But I just I don't know what someone's signing and it's someone here I know it's one of you's it's someone signing me up to all these free samples. It's been going on for a long time Dan. Yeah anyway. Do a whip around all right and find out who sounds the guiltiest. Who do you want to start with? Okay I'm'm going to start with Meg. Yeah.

Was it you? I didn't send you condoms, no. Clint. Not me. Carl. No. He sounds the guiltiest so far. Sorry, sorry, not me!

That sounded less guilty. Yeah, and I don't think it is neeps because he hasn't been here long enough because I've been getting them for over a year. Yeah, and I'm too poor. I don't have that kind of disposable income to send you presents, Dan. I love you, oh, Neeps, you don't pay for them. They're free samples.

Neeps is like, wait, I can get condoms? Wait, you can get those for free? Yeah. How does she know that they're free? Interesting. Of course they are. They're free samples. Oh, but I thought you still pay for packaging. I would have assumed, Karl,

would you have assumed you pay for packaging? Yeah, you pay for a little bit of pay, surely. No. No way. It seems to know a lot about the back end of sending free stuff. I'm going to say. Anyway. Yes, Jessie Nelson from Little Mix, she had her babies. She had twins, actually. So if it was me, I would be having them in about six days

so um just so you know that you can't have babies that early although I think twins are different hey twins come early all the time. Twins yeah because there's not enough room for them to keep growing in there so they have to grow outside the womb. Right okay so probably expected they come early with twins but two little girls two little twin girls Ocean Jade and Story Monroe. Wow, interesting name. Story gutted. I'd rather Ocean if I got the pick of the two. If you got the pick of the two. That's an interesting game to play actually out of the twin names.

I know a lot of twin names and you're right, there's normally one that's slightly cool. One that they really wanted, then they found out they had twins, they had to come up with a second name. And they had two, like yeah, so say they had Ocean, we love that one. We have to find something that kind of matches that a little bit, right? and ocean stories really even though she's English story is really popular as you guys know They've been doing a lot of named again. Yeah for my own child story is very popular in America Very popular yeah, okay story and ocean. Hmm. Not really cool nicknames. You can't what are you gonna do with ocean? Oshi Oshi Osh

What are you gonna do with Ocean? Oshi. Oshi. Osh. Osh. See? It's suddenly in it. Oh, I like it. Osh.

Come here, Oshen is ready. And come here, Stor. That doesn't work. Stor, yeah, it's there. Yeah, Stor. Stor and Ocean. And if you guys didn't get to listen to it, Rihanna did release a new track.

It was for this, sorry, for this Murph's movie. I got it completely wrong. I assumed it would be upbeat, like happy or feral, and it's not. It's really cool. I saved it instantly. My husband said it doesn't really go anywhere, but I like Rihanna songs that do that. This is called A Friend of Mine. She's been ages on the lyrics. No, it wasn't a tricky one. It reminds me of Justin Bieber's Where Are You Now, kind of the way they've fiddled with

her singing, you know? And a little Take Care With Drake, you know, take care that she did with Drake Something in there that's similar I thought It's not what I was expecting I know, I really like it, but it's not what I thought a Smurfs movie would release You're getting into it Clives, getting into it Yeah, pretty good in club scene. Oh, yeah, I can see it in, Clives, getting into it. See? Yeah. Pretty good club scene.

Oh yeah, I can see it in the Clives. Honestly, that's begging for a remix, isn't it? Sean Hill, we'll get him on it on Friday. Fit the bill, win the will, school cash for our dead uncle Will's will with Clint Megan Mears, with me and my friends at 8 and 9. Absolutely butchered that. Will will be so pleased. With me and Will and my friends at eight and nine. Absolutely butchered that. Will will be so pleased. With me and Will and my friends, anyway. Of all the bits to read wrong is her own name.

Jesus. The Clint Megan Dan Podcast. Wanna get to know everyone that listens to our show a little more intimately one at a time. I cannot get, get, get to know, know, know, you better, better, baby. I wanna get to know her. You wanna ask her, hello. There, no, you better, better, baby. I wanna get to know her. You want to answer the phone?

There she is, Nicola. Nicola, hello Nicola. Hello Nicola. Hi. Who's in the car with you? My daughter. Hi. We are now at the swimming.

Oh, I was gonna say, jeez, that's an early school drop off. Oh, swimming first. Oh, and you must be, now your daughter Nicola must be a good swimmer if she's heading in early before school. Oh, well that's, um, I think so. Yeah, yeah. Well, either that or she's really struggling and she needs extra time in the pool.

Yeah, so a little bit of information about Nicola. She's a hairdresser. She drives a Kia. She's married with her daughter, who's in the car with her right now. Her nickname is Kiki. she's a Libra Meg, and ask about her most embarrassing moment, it says here. Oh, okay, well we can do that as a gift. Oh no, don't. Oh, oh, now we're in dreams.

Maybe it's when to say tell her nice. Oh, no, it says ask. Okay, all right. What do we think then, boys? Should we ask about Nicholas' most embarrassing moment in front of her kid? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I think it's good.

I think it's our right. I think it's to do with a kid walking in on some are right. Oh, really? And that's why you're saying don't ask. So you're looking at what England? OK, I'm going to say it's what it's similar to my mom's most embarrassing moment. And that's when she went down the zoom tube, the water slide at nine. I pulls in and bikini top flew off.

It's a point. Yeah, go on. gone. Yeah okay and I think Nikki's done a Meg. At some point, at some point in her life and she doesn't want her daughter to know and if you don't know what doing a Meg is, Nikki, it involves. It involves being extremely sick with gastro and then having no sympathy from friends when you're on your deathbed because you accidentally, you know, your body gave up on you and you might have, you know, released a bowel motion. Who's closer there, Nicola? I'd say none of the above, but as embarrassing as those, but more of a womanly issue.

Oh, okay. Well, who would have been closer in the way would it be in theory me because my mom's bikini fell off and that wouldn't be embarrassing for a man. Yeah, and there's a womanly thing. Yes, I'd say so. Oh, did your daughter walk in on this thing that you don't want to talk about?

No, no, it's in a shop. Alright, I'm out. Which means, yeah, I guess Meg takes the point. Did you sneeze in a tampon flue out or something? Do you want the story? Yes. We just didn't know if you wanted to give it. Oh, okay.

I thought I didn't have to say the story. So when I got married about 15 years ago, I went to Smith and Coie to get undies or knickers to wear under my dress. The lady told me to take three pairs home. She said, try them on with sanitary pads or a liner so you can return them so you've never actually touched them. And bring the ones back because they're all about $150 each back then.

So I took the undies back that I hadn't worn but forgot to take the sanitary pads out. So when she opened up the bag, she saw it up in the air like I'd worn them. Oh my god. Oh god, oh god, oh god. What sort of place sends home undies for a test run? I've never heard of that. That seems mad. I've never heard of that, really?

Well, I mean, that is an amazing story. Well that's because you're not buying a $150 pair of undies or boxes. True. But of all the garments you would take home and give a test run, undies would be the last one you'd imagine. And I would think actually if I'm spending that kind of money I'd like to know that they haven't been test run by somebody else. Yeah, true. Hey listen, that's what she said. I was just doing what the shop assistant said. And good on you Nicola. Maybe they own the store so they make the rules. Hey Nicola, we're going to send you a voucher to go spend in store at Zed.

They've got their brand new cheeseburger pie, it's only $6.90, you can taste one today. You can actually taste two or three of them if you like today at Zed. Awesome, thanks guys. You're welcome. And Smith and Co are no longer a store either, they've gone down the tubes because, probably because they're giving away too many pairs of undies for free. They're welcome. And Smith and Co are no longer a story, they've gone down the tubes because probably because they're giving away too many pairs of undies for free. They're renting out underwear. Yeah, nobody, yeah, once somebody found out about that nobody went back.

Flint, Meggans and Stinky Boo. Eurovision have crowned themselves another champion which arguably should be the biggest song or newest, biggest new song in the world, right? Because these are, is it safe to say these are generally like artists who aren't massively well known or is that unfair? Yeah, no, I think you're right there, Clint. I think the last massive band to come out of Eurovision

was probably, we say Maniskin? Yeah, they did that. Yeah, Maniskin's song. Yeah, they've sort of went worldwide fame after doing it, but yeah. Okay, well I've got three clips, I'm not gonna play them in any particular order. One of them is the winner. I don't know if the others are tenth or second or what.

And you know the places they're from and everything? Yeah, producer Nipia has all that information. So we're just gonna listen and then judge. Okay. I'm here is a wise and low This wise and low Delicatious gold can shine on With a wise and low You know, it sounds like a song we already know, right? But opera-ized.

Yeah, because they've all got to be originals, eh? Yeah. The thing is, it sounds like someone trying to do opera that's not an opera singer, though. Oh. No, no, no. No, don't like that at all. No. Oh, you hit one bung no, and everyone's out.

It feels like it's the start of the song though, or is it the chorus? Yeah. Okay. No. Sounds like a bunch of lads toying a chant on the way to a football game. Oh Okay third and final which one do you think was the winner? I know where I want to go I want to stop counting the years And I want to stop time

Yorn, Yorn, alright, I'm going to say number two was the winner, that one got second and then the first one was third. Well not third, but you know, in order. I'm the opposite. Even though I didn't like the first one, I think that the first one would have been the winner because it's weird enough to be a Eurovision winner. Okay, Clint. So do you want to set this one in? No, I like this one. So you guys both like this one? Well, I don't, that So you guys might pick this one. That would have been my vote, but I don't think it did win.

I think it's that first one, even though she was pitchy as. Alright, producer Neep here, who won? Yes, so that was your top three of Eurovision there. First, second and third place. The first clip that you played came first. Dan was right. Oh, really? Deb right, Dan.

Yeah, because they always pick like someone a little bit quirky. She's bitchy. Not this part. Yeah, once she dropped out of the opera bit she definitely missed a few notes but maybe they cut your slack there. Bridgettexter and I think you've nailed this Bridgettexter. The first one sounded like Dan giving opera a crack. You're bang on with that.

It sounds like someone that doesn't know how to do opera. It's from Austria called Wasted Love. Interesting. Israel finished second. Was that the Bastu Bastu? Yeah, that was Bastu Bastu and then third was France, Mamman. Wow, imagine if you finished outside the top ten. And then your parents find out which one won and they're like, and you didn't even make the 10.

Maybe we should have done Bastu Bastu for the Edge Breakfast Band. That would have been a bit of fun. Singing in a different language. Oh god, we don't want to add to it. Learning another language and an instrument. Nightmare. Alright, we've got a Eurovision correspondent who's going to join us next from Austria. I'm wondering if we just don't get it because it's too different for us in New Zealand. Clint, Megan Tan, Stinky Boop. We just played you the winner of Eurovision from over the weekend.

The end of the performance, the song changes up again. Oh my god, what? That's amazing! I can't lie to this man. One of the people from Europe actually think about it. We have Franzi, hopefully I'm saying that right, from Austria. Who is a massive Eurovision nerd, self-proclaimed. And must be very proud that your country won this year. Yeah, no, I really am. Hi, first of all.

Yeah. I'm originally from Italy, but I live in Vienna now. So I'm really happy that I'm where it's going to be next year rather than my actual country. I feel like that's more important that I can go. We've spoken to you before, haven't we Franzine? Cause you're a huge Eurovision fan just of the competition itself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's been going on for about a week now. It's not like your traditional music show, like for example, Idol or X Factor, where it goes on for weeks and weeks. It's just one week, there's two semifinals and a final. And can I just really quickly, before you ask me any other things, can I just say a couple things because the songs that you played

were not the ones that got first second and third yeah I thought the third one was Estonia the song that you played the song that you then played for Israel was France in fact oh that was France and they got Siemens yep yep and then yeah that was France that's right and then the yeah, that was fast. And then the Swedish one that you played. They got fourth. Yeah. So Austria got first though, right? Would JJ's waste their luck?

No, Austria did win, but it wasn't man singing, not a woman. Oh, man singing. Okay, cool. And then we had Israel who got second with New Day will rise in Estonia with Espresso Macchiato, but we haven't got those clips. So, okay, so Franzi, do you want us to fire or not fire producer Neepia? Will he apologize publicly to me? Oh sure I can turn his mic on and see. Here he goes. Franzi from the bottom of my heart I truly apologize for my mistake I would never mean to

defame Eurovision like that. But you have though. I have yes and I am truly apologetic about it thank god Franzi's here yeah yeah yeah yeah thank god I'm here to educate you guys do you accept that apology Franzi? I will accept you thank goodness great so this is France this is France you got? no this is Sweden Sweden oh my god. Do you want to fire Meg? I don't know, I'm guessing. The Swedish sounding one. Badabada Bustu, Sweden.

They got fourth, sorry. Right, well maybe that's why they don't invite us. Out of interest Franzi, who's your favourite winner of all time? Because I've gone through the list since all the way back to the start. The only ones I can recognise are Maniskin who had a big hit with Began a couple of years ago.

Celine Dion, who is my ultimate dream performer of all time, and ABBA, they were one of the first winners. And um... No, no, no, no, this is from a movie. No, that one... Yeah, sorry about Franzi, you're gonna have a heart attack. My favorite winner of all time, I feel like my favorite songs didn't actually win. So it's kind of hard for me to choose a favorite winner, but I'm gonna go with Maniskin because I feel like that was a really good one.

It was, yeah, they were huge for a couple of years. And it was in Italy as well, so you know, a little bit of bias. Yeah, if you're kind of like Maniskin, who you'll remember now they play it. Yeah. This was huge for a couple of years, that song. Is Eurovision much like the Eurovision movie that we've all seen? The Bullferal. Oh yeah. Is it like that? Um, I mean the movie is a little exaggerated.

Right. But, yeah. Oh, okay. How fun. Yeah, a lot of big personalities. No. Oh, okay. How fun. Yeah, a lot of big, big personalities. No, it's a lot of fun. If you guys, if you just need to watch a whole show rather than just watching a few wacky clips, you're going to love it. Especially Dan. Yeah. I feel like you would love it. It's right up your alley. I imagine I would, Franzi. And I love talking to someone that's passionate about something. And I love that you passionate about it. Yeah. Good on ya. Absolutely. If you do want to watch it, I'll send you bingo cards. Thank you. Wow.

Oh wow. I love this. Hey thanks friends, I appreciate you crossing all of our T's and dotting our I's and actually erasing a lot of our sentence and rewriting it. I appreciate it. Actually I was getting a producer name here to get the UK and the Aussie and what clips in the background but now I'm worried it's gonna be from 2003 or something. Yeah, I would trust them now. Hey we will never talk about Eurovision without you again.

Yes, agreed. Okay, okay. Thanks, Bronsie. Have a great rest of your... Well it's probably not even Monday where you are. Hey, coming up next, we'll jump into headlines and then after that our producer Carl has, I've been told, a pretty big surprise for the band. We have put together a band MCDC, our first performance is this Saturday at Olivia's 40th.

Does he really have a surprise for us? Is that something we actually don't know about? Has he got our smoke machine and our firework cannons? No, the smoke machine is still neapir vaping but we're working on the cannons. I was asking Carl about that over the weekend, like in all seriousness, he's like, Meg, I've still got to find out if the RSA will allow us to have smart machines. They're not going to allow us to vape then are they? Clint, Meg and Dan. We are only like six leaps away from our very first performance as a band.

Clint, Meg and Dan are on a mission to see if they can start a band with zero prior musical experience. And after being turned down to open for Mitch James... That was so shit. I love you all individually as people, but as a band, one of the worst. We started hunting for a new event to play at. What's my 40th? It's at the Devonport RSA. An RSA?

Ooh, I've always wanted to play an RSA. And I've got kegs of espresso martini. Kegs of espresso! You should have led with that! So it's official, the gig's locked in and the date is set, and now practices are rolling smoothly too. Until Yaz decided she wanted to join the band as well. This bit here, before Dan starts. The thing is it's quite a subtle part of the song,

and I don't know if Yaz does subtle well. The thing is it's quite a subtle part of the song and I don't know if Yaz does subtle well. Also we had a band practice on Friday after work and I think we've gone backwards. This is going to sound like I am singing the entire verse out of key. But actually Dan is playing the entire verse out of key which is probably why Miki was doing his own private rehearsal this practice this morning She's walking over to me, this must be fake. I'm listening. Oh, it's because I'm un- I'm listening. If you embarrass me on the night by doing that, I'll strangle you.

Yeah, well, I'll tell you why, because I had my... I've got like a button on the floor, which I can change it from sounding filthy to not filthy. I call it my stinker button. And I had my stinker in. So I need to remember to press that. You take it out so I've learned that now we all learn from our mistakes don't we? Well that's where we're at I hope Olivia didn't hear that we will be better we will nail it we're telling us we're manifesting it but we

had just Carl joining us in studio this morning yeah for a surprise that none of the three of us genuinely have any idea about. No, this is cool. Sorry, I'm nervous. Are you nervous? Yeah, I'm nervous. Why, what's going through your head? Kyle's surprises normally are...

What are they, guys? I don't think they're a good surprise for everyone. I think it's normally like one or two might love it. Because the annoying thing is that we've put a lot of work into this and we don't want it to be ruined by some sort of wacky little surprise. I think that's why we're nervous. Exactly. Go on, go on, Kyle.

I haven't gone wacky. And I know some of my surprises for this show can be kind of wacky. But then I do do some cool things and some really nice things. And while you guys have been, you know, front of stage, practicing your instruments and getting the song, I was going to say, right. But after that, you're getting there right but I have been squirreling away behind the scenes reaching out making contact and there is one person who has actually heard about what you're doing and their ears are pricked up and they're kind of interested now I didn't want to go I didn't want to go blow this whole thing all this morning because I'm like okay well I'm gonna have to give you a tease for the surprise first to make sure

you guys are actually cool to give me another voice break tomorrow so I can play you the whole thing but Clint if you just play the secret bit of audio and then you guys can decide if you want me to play you the rest tomorrow. Carl, big surprise. I have two guesses. Let's go. Okay. Hello Edge Breakfast family. Clint, Meg and Dan. Brendan from Wheat is here. Oh! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Oh, has he heard us? What we've done? Yeah, he's been listening. Oh God! Brendan! Okay, so we've been in contact.

I've been talking to Brendan from Weedus. Can I just say, like, I'm putting that on my CV. This is cool. Yeah. And so we've been talking backwards and forwards. I've been sending him some clips and like what you guys are up to, and I sent him the whole debate on when you guys were like auditioning who's going to do the high part in the song. Ooh.

The girl part. The girly part. This bit. Which you all did. Dan, you applied salt to your testicles to see if it would make your voice go higher. I want to know if he actually did that because it was a rumour. Well, Clint, you did helium to see if you could get your voice up there. And Meg, you just gave it a crack, didn't you?

I was just a lady. Yeah. Yeah, that was just me. He's heard them and he's made comment. Oooh. Okay. Yeah. That was just me. He's heard them, and he's made comments. Oh. OK. So.

Well, there has been a vote behind the scenes of the listeners, so we're just going to have to wait and see. Yeah. We haven't seen the results from that. But whose advice would you take? Like, would you take the listeners, or would you take his? Interesting. Because I think this is the people's band,

so I'd probably lean towards the listener's vote. Right. Computer. But we could take into account his thoughts. It could be the same. You know, it might be the same. Mmm, because I think this is the people's band so I'd probably lean towards the listeners right vote But we could take into account his songs, you know, it might be the same It would hold a little have to hold a lot of white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay, but we are doing this for the listeners Yeah, you're doing this for Brendan from Wheatus You know if that guy actually Sing at the same time, so it just one or the other for me please. Can we get the rest of it what time tomorrow?

Yeah, oh well, I don't know. You guys, like, will you give me a break tomorrow to swap this into the sheet? Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. I reckon let's go, why don't we go just after 8 o'clock tomorrow? Okay, cool. We'll find out what Brendan B. Brown. That's the lead singer of Weed-Us.

Michael B. Jordan and Stan Kepes getting confused. Yeah, they're both B's. Clint, Megan, Dan. If you've ever chucked someone in the roof, of Weedus. And not Michael B Jordan as Dan Kepes getting confused with. Yeah, because they're both bees. Clint, Megan, Dan. Woo-hoo! That's the sound of the police! If you've ever chucked someone in the roof you can't have forgotten about and driven off, I guess maybe you'll be able to spare a thought for the policeman who lost his gun. Mmm.

How many cops are rocking guns, actually? Well, I think most police have an issue gun, but they, a lot of them don't carry it with them. I think about most of them do now, it with them. I think about what most of them do now in New Zealand. I think there is... Like if you're part of the armed force, like an armed squad, right? Where you're going to... I would have just... Most people just rocking around with a taser.

I think in this particular case, Amiga was a police officer that was in a situation where they needed their gun out and they've obviously put it on the roof of their car. But if you've got a gun, surely that's more important than your phone. You know how we're always checking where's my phone before you drive off my pocket. Your keys, your keys, your phone, your gun. And I don't know the ins and outs of what's happened but I'd imagine they've got out, it's a high stress situation, they put it on the top of the car, then they've had to get back in the car at pace and driven off forgetting that the Glock was on the roof of the car and a member

of the public has found it and apparently... Loaded? Doesn't say. Probably though, there'd be even sillier to have a non-loaded gun as a police person wouldn't it? Well not if you're losing it. If you're losing it you'd be like, well at least it wasn't loaded. And then this is not the only isolated case. Other items that have been left on the top of police cars and then they've driven off and it's been found by a member of the public include guns, breathalysers, notebooks, so I guess the police notepads you know where they like take notes when they're interviewing you. I'd love a breathalyzer. How good would that be to have your own like police issued breathalyzer?

That's handy eh? No Clint, no it's not handy to have it. That would be great because then you would always know when you can and can't be driving. They're quite chunky though the police issue ones, they're quite big so you could be carrying them in your back pocket whenever you go out. Cell phones, they've left cell phones on the top and laptops as well apparently. So this is a common thing that happens with police. I guess because you're just hanging out, maybe if you're a cop, you're getting a coffee or whatever because you get a lunch break too and then all of a sudden you get paged and you've got to chuck the siren on and because you're in such a rush you're not

doing all your normal checks. I remember when I was at high school, I'd just finished high school and I was looking at sort of my career and one of the careers options I was looking at was a police officer and I went for a ride along one night. You as a police officer. I know, would have been a shocker. Dan's too angry, he flips his lip too quick. And the power, the power.

Dan's like Drake, he He flips his lid too quick. I know, and the power, the power. Dan's like, Drake, you go zero to 100 real quick. And I wouldn't have the guts to go into like high stress situations, so I couldn't do it. But I remember going for a ride along with a police officer one night, and it was like from, I think I went at like 7pm, and I went through all the way till midnight

just in the back of the police car. And it's a stressful job. Like you, very, very very stressful like a lot of stuff that goes on especially at night in New Zealand where you just don't think about as a general member of the public. Where did they lose the gun? Does it say where in the country? Like who found it? Um... Your name and shame the police department?

No. Which part of New Zealand's losing their gun? That's bad. I reckon you get a suspension for that. Yeah. Wow. Losing your gun to a member of the public, I reckon is... That's not just like sending an email to the wrong person. You have to have a suspension for sure. Yeah.

It has to be. There's no way that you can just leave that lying around and that's okay. Yeah. Although it's the same as the ambulance getting stolen. Remember when they left it on idle and recently? An ambulance is probably not quite as dangerous as a gun. Yeah. Yeah, if anything you're just going to go and help people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, true.

Yeah. This is how this happened to me as well. I've left a phone on top of a car driven off. Yeah, coffee cups, the handbags. You're to a Lost and Found Weekend Edition. What did you lose this weekend? Anywhere? Or what did you find?

That's great. Maybe you didn't even leave it on the top of the car. Maybe you just lost it when on a night out. You're like, where is my phone? Lost and found weekend edition. Inspired by the policeman who left his gun on the roof of his car and then drove off. And a member of the public ended up finding it,

I imagine, in the gutter somewhere. There's very little detail on what the, if the police officer in question that left the gun on the roof of the car has been punished. Because Clint's right, it's a bad thing. Extremely dangerous, one of the worst things, well not one of the worst things but definitely out there with what you could do that's bad as a cop. Few tears through of things that have been lost or found over the weekend.

Keisha said lost my ventral inhaler at Newlands Mall on Saturday. It's not easy being wheezy she says so hopefully that someone finds it. Oh no it's not easy being wheezy oh my god incredible. My wife's got Oh no, it's him being wheezy, oh my god, incredible. My wife's got asthma, she always has a second one though. She's got a backup. You're one for it though, that's exact. I would guess that with Hannah, she's so organised. What do you think of this one?

I found 400 bucks cash in a wallet, kipped a Hyundai and returned it to the address on the driver's licence. That's fine, that's fine. Like they took their own reward. No, here's the thing. Have you not heard the saying, finders keepers, losers weepers? Yeah, but that is theft.

Yeah, what I feel you've done there is you've wanted to do the right thing and be the nice guy, but you've taken a commission for being the nice guy. That doesn't make you the nice guy. Yeah, either take the whole lot, return the whole lot. Like be the good guy or be the bad guy. They're still getting their wallet back.

Yeah, but then I guess leave it to the owner to go, hey, thanks so much, there was cash in here, here's a hundred, you appreciate it. I could have taken the whole lot, but I didn't. I gave him 300 back. I think it's fine, take a bit of tax. It's called finder's tax. So you would be fine.

I would be fine, if you, say for instance, I lost $500 on the side of the road. And I found your wallet, me, Megan, and I took a hundred bucks out of it and gave it back to you. I'd go, trust Megan to take $100. But then I'd also go, good on ya. No, but you said it's a finder's tax, so Megan could take $300,

because she's deciding her own tax. I think you're taking... She's not letting you decide, she's deciding. You give them the lion's share of what was there. So say you found $600, you take $200, they get $400. Incredible. Just hope Dan doesn't find your wallet if someone does. What about this one?

Lost and found weekend edition. I lost my girlfriend in the weekend, but don't worry, I found her hooking up with my mate. Oh, yikes. You can't really find his text there. Your mate was. No. Damn. That's a tricky one.

Emma said I lost my patience this weekend. Please return a found. I think a lot of us lost that Emma. Especially the guy that found his Mrs with his mate. Oh last week my boyfriend left his brand new phone on the back of his ute. And then he heard it fall. It was fine though. So that's all good, he bought it two days before. Also it was alright after it came off the back of the car at pace.

Must be one of those people that bought a case straight away. You don't buy a case straight away for a new phone and then you don't leave it for a week or so. Yeah. You're like, it'll be all right. And then about a week from now, all of a sudden, it just doesn't start sending text messages to certain people. And you're like, oh, God.

I lost a phone years ago on the roof of the car and it was in the back, like on the back streets of the Coromandel. Never found it again. And then about two years later, I got a call from this random person that had originally called my mum from the contacts on my phone and she'd given me, she'd given them the number that my number was and they called me and they'd

found it on the side of the road in the middle back of the whops and I ended up getting it back. And what was the tax they took? Just your nudes? Yeah, they took all my nudes. And bank account details. So yeah. But I got my phone back. It's 24 past 7. Coming up on the show next, who's going to die first out of the team here? Not sure why. Meg's the only one who has the results. We all had to do the survey and we sent them to Meg.

Yes, I know who's gonna die first and who's going to die last according to this life expectancy calculator. We'll get a bounce back so you can do it too. And we're about to find out out of the five members of the team, who's gonna die first. Yeah, you can play this little game, fun little game it is.

Batexing Life to 3, 3, 4, 3. I've set up a bounce back so you can fill out the calculator. Basically, it asks, you gotta take it with a grain of salt because it asks questions about your drug intake or your alcohol intake, your food intake, how much you exercise, if you have part conditions.

But a lot of them, so say it comes to drugs, it's either nevado drugs, sometimes takes a paracetamol or does meth. So you gotta click one of those, really. And then also interesting enough, And drinking is the same. Asked about your parents, about when they passed away or if they're both still healthy. Yeah the average life expectancy in New Zealand according to the census is 82 years old. Okay. For men and women so women live slightly longer than men.

Right. But average 82. Okay well somebody on the team will not be meeting that average. So we're starting from the person who's dying first out of all of us. Dan, Clint, me, producer Neepia, producer Carl. The person that is dying first on the team at the very early age of 72. Oh God! Ten years younger than the average. Producer Neepia, you've got to get your shit sorted. Live fast, die young, baby.

Not good. I know, I don't know what went wrong there. Wow. Alright, but not living much longer. Neep's up at the age of 83 years old. Well, that's still another decade on Neep's. Oh yeah, true, true. It's like a whole 10 years.

So like, do it again. Yeah, but I was born in 2000, so that's still 50 years after you guys. Okay, at 83 years old, the person that is dying next out of the team is me. Oh, me? Oh, get in, look at me go. What brought you down?

The meth! I knew the meth would get her going! You guys know that I don't drink or do drugs I just couldn't believe my outcome. She brings her pipe in every morning, doesn't she? 83! 83 is still above the average babe, I'm taking 83. By a year, Clint!

If you could guarantee me 83 or I could roll the dice, I'd take 83. So wait, the rest of us are living longer than that. Oh, don't laugh too much, Dan. We've got one more year on me, 84, you're dead next. Clint's not outliving us. It's like Final Destination. Clint, Dan. What is he not good at?

Okay, now he's good at the person that is second up somehow, somehow the person that's lasting longer than Dan, me and the producer Carl, which... Yeah! What? Yeah! He's the best at living! Couple of bottles of Merlot a week, that's me baby! What the hell? He drinks 8 to 15 drinks a week!

I think you clicked meth at one point, you were 86 years old Clint Randall's a mento. I don't know about Carly, I reckon he's got eating balls. The difference is Meg, I've never done meth. I've never done meth! Well then that's fine, but I'm saying I've never done meth. How is Clint beating us now at living life longer when he is not only older, he's like the heaviest drinker out of us three. Well but to be fair Meg if I died 86 and you're dying 82? 83 oh I'll still outlive you. Yeah you'll see I'm four years older than you. So yeah you're older. Yeah he's going.

Also are you saying that if I stop doing meth I could outlive Clint? No one does meth. Shame on you, Clint. If we were all the same age, then you're not getting a single one of us at your funeral saying anything. No. By the way, because we're all dead before you, so you'd be a boring, sad funeral.

That's something. We could write something for him now and just get it out of the way. Oh yes, we're not going to be around me and you, Dan. We're going to be well along, truly. Just as well, because as as it wasn't your funeral, you'd have to have a lot more money on the bar tab. I reckon. The hell are you out, I just can't,

it just drives me wild, Dad. How does the computer even like, fight with Clint? I don't even understand it. Yeah, me even said, I was very honest. I even did, Mick said off his chest, I don't know about his results, I think they're whack, like that's so crazy. He is a lot fitter than both of us though, Mick, to be honest. I even did mix it off here. She goes, I don't know about these results. I think they're whack. Like, they're so crazy.

He is a lot fitter than both of us though, medically, to be honest. Yeah, he is. Like, fitness-wise, he's probably better. Number 10, you run a half marathon. I think there was a question though, we had- Before I got pregnant, I ran three Ks a day. Yeah, there was a question saying

30 minutes of exercise a day. So maybe that's a big thing. Because if you're doing it now- I clicked that, because I did it pre-pregnancy. I'm not doing it now. If I because I did it pre-prednisity I'm not doing it now If I did my pregnancy now I'd be dead at 50 I swear to god I'd be dead at 50

Chat, GPT, we were talking about it last week and the incredible things that it can do and what we're all using it for but then it turns out there are some people using it probably not for its top 100 intended purposes I know that there is a lot of apps you can use now for just flirting. So you can chat with an AI bot. And they've got exponentially better in the last year.

I remember we downloaded one last year and we were playing with it and it was a little bit fine, you know, it came back with stuff. But now... Well because they can read like therapist books and all sorts of stuff about how to communicate in a relationship or in a marriage. And so all of a sudden it's got all this information. And- Yeah, it's definitely a bit freaky.

I mean, clearly. Somebody said that they recorded an argument with their ex and asked chat GPT if I was being manipulated. I got a full analysis on every manipulation and gas lighting technique that he was using. I think that's okay. I think that's, I mean, that is smart. That one's helpful, especially if you're kind of lost in it, but you know, when you can get lost in somebody's words and if they're gas lighting you, it'd be really good for somebody to be able to point that out.

Okay, what about this then, Meg? Where does this, I told GPT, every single detail of every interaction I've had with my crush so that they could analyse it and let me know if he liked me or not. When we started dating, just skips forward, ChatGBT was so excited for me. I don't know, I mean it's- That seems odd.

How could you? If you used it to manipulate that person into liking you when it wasn't really yourself, maybe. But if you are blind to somebody flirting with you, maybe you didn't realise they were into you and they made it clear, then that's okay. My brother had to go to jail. Chat GPT found a loophole in the law. My brother is free now. Really? That's what they've seen. Is that... oh man. I mean where does it end though? Where does it end if it's getting involved in law? That could be a good thing in the way that maybe maybe they weren't meant to be going to jail. The thing that concerns me the most, I spoke to someone

recently who was using it to cheat in assessments through school and through university. Oh my gosh. So they were... I was driving in a car with them, I won't say who it was, but they were saying they had an essay due tomorrow, they hadn't started, and they said something along the lines of thanks, thank God for the chat GPT. And I went, like, hopefully you're not training as a doctor or someone like that that is technically cheating their way to get the qualification. I've seen teachers, because I know some teacher friends, who have said, I know that the students

are using chat gbt, so some of them use chat gbt to mark them the same way back, but I see now we have to become smarter in that way. We have to assume that students are going to use chat gbt, and so instead of like saying write this assignment, you have to be smarter with the assessments of like, okay, write the assignment through chat GBT and then find me the five things that are, you know, like you have to do it in class. Does that make sense?

Like you just have to assume they're going to use it. You have to find different ways to get them to use their brain. When I was at university, there was this thing called Turnitin where you'd have to put it through a system and then that searches Google to find if you've... Pleasurised.

You can't do that with AI. You just can't. Producer Nath? Yeah, so ChatGPT now has it's... when you're copying and pasting directly from ChatGPT, there's like invisible spaces and stuff within the text. So when people are turning in their assessments, teachers can now run that through Chat GPT and see those invisible spaces within the paragraphs. What if I then say Chat GPT, write my essay

and get rid of all those stupid invisible marks that you're putting in there, so the teacher can't find them and it'll go, oh, gotcha, gotcha. And there's also ways around that. There's definitely ways around that where you can literally just type out what it's written there. And type it into a different, you don't copy and paste.

Yeah, exactly Dan. You can just directly type it in, but if you're copying and pasting from the little button that it gives you, it's going to statue up eventually. It's arguing with itself. Yeah. Because I'm using it and then you're using it and then we're sending stuff to each other. Yeah, it's very, it's all going to get muddled up with the wires. I did have somebody just a friend, I'll keep anonymous, just messaged me on Facebook and say, I know somebody who uses chat

to write messages to their ex when they argue about things. So it's definitely getting used in situations. Like I can't, I don't even have time to deal with Brendan anymore. Can you send him a reply? I sound smarter. I wanna be smarter and throw him a bit of sass and end on a real mic drop comment. That's gonna get him stressing about that message for the rest of the day.

Someone's text is saying it does write bad essays. Yeah. So maybe it isn't perfect. Chat GPT naughty edition what are you using it for? What have you heard it's being used for? Should we be doing that? Are we moving into a weird space? Right now we're talking about chat GPT naughty edition. Who's using it for things that maybe it wasn't necessarily designed for, or that you're secretly using it for that no one knows about?

Yeah, I think there are a lot of people using it to argue with partners, which is hilarious because of the other partners doing it, or not partners exes, the other exes doing it, it's just chat arguing with itself, because neither of you are actually putting anything in. And it only works via text, right? You can't be using chat GPT in a real life person to person.

No, you can't sit there and go, hold on a second, let me just look at my phone for a second and I'll reply. Someone said they were really bored, so they used chat GPT to create a Love Island episode with a bunch of people that they know. It was drama on drama. I then started using it to get my friends

to hook up in videos where they hadn't. Hot. I've seen NRL, like rugby league videos of this where guys will come in and hug and then they'll start making out. But I've, yeah, I guess you could start using it in your own videos. It never looks real though.

One of them's always got seven fingers or something. I know right, but I mean that's so crazy, the thing, Meg, you could have a video of you and Dan, and then you'd be like, I wonder what it'd look like if we hooked up, and then it's a slippery slide. There is actually a video during the rounds. Clint, I've never thought that in my life.

Yeah, but that's actually a real video. Someone filmed it. We're trying to get Ben on, because Ben texted, I don't know if he's gonna answer, saying, someone posted on a Facebook page looking for their sister they hadn't seen in 30 years, so I screenshot the post, which had some little detail of the man sister it scanned the whole web and came back with all this Info for an even even an email address dot novel has proved that it was that person I guess this one's interesting as well I've got to unsub from my chat GPT plus a year ago

Sorry got got chat GPT to write a letter to ChatGPT for a refund and they got it back. Damn, that's good. So they used the AI against itself. Damn, that's good. That's actually great if all of a sudden you start getting charged for something and you're not smart enough to kind of work out

if there's a loophole. Yeah, true, true. Malvin, you have said that ChatGPT can be found if you're using it to cheat, right? For assessments. Yes. So how are they doing this technically behind the scenes, Melvin?

So last that I read up on, 2010 has updated the way it looks at content when students are using it for writing essays and other stuff. It just has a better way of recognising AI tools. It's not just limited to chat GPT, it can go through any writing tool that you use these days that have AI in it.

Each have its own signatures and study didn't just recognises it now even better. Is that true when you're just trying to like scare students like when you used to have that mate's dad who said if you peed in a spa the water would go red and it was really just a deterrent like does it really do it? Yes, yes. So basically I've used it while I was studying and I've also used it while I was teaching so I know the difference between how students are coming through and how their assistants are looking at it. So yeah there's a big difference now from the old ones.

I quite like that because I actually on the weekend, I mean, you guys know I wrote a Mother's Day poem a couple of weeks ago. That was written by AI. Yeah, somebody said like, like, of course it was clearly written by Chet GBT, and I wrote every word of that, and that actually kind of like annoyed me because I was like, no, like, anybody can say that now, right?

Anyone can just be like, oh, she just would have written it in chat. There's this podcast just to maybe wrap this. And I don't want to scare anyone, but it is a reality we're living in. There's this podcast called Diary of a CEO. You've probably heard of it. There's this guy, Mo Gordat, who was sharing a candid and thoughtful exploration

of what the future holds for humanity when it comes to chat, GPT and the use of AI. Dav, you remember when you played Tetris? Yeah. There was, you know, always, always one block that you play strong. And once you place that block wrong, so it starts to become quicker and quicker and quicker and quicker, you sort of told yourself, okay, it's a matter of minutes now. There were still minutes to go and play and have fun before the game ended,

but you knew it was about to end. This is the moment. We've placed the wrong. We f***ed up. Why does it make you emotional? Because humanity's stupidity is affecting people who have not done anything wrong. So he's saying the people that started AI are now thinking that was great, but it's gonna affect all of us and it's not going to benefit all of us.

But I think when you boil it down and you think about it, there's nothing great about AI. There actually isn't. All it's doing is overriding the human brain and making it easier. I guess it makes it easier for some things, but at the end of the day, it's taking jobs. A lot of stuff is untrustworthy now.

Like you, Meggie, wrote that thing the other day. People are now questioning that. I do see that, but then I also see the other side at the moment of saving money for people that can't afford things like therapy. And if I see two NRL players hook up after a try celebration, I'll be like, oh, is that real or is that AI?

It's not therapy. It's not therapy. A therapist is a human being. I know, but then they need to make it free for people because we'd have such a bad mental health system with money. Anyway, the guy did say he thinks we'd be alright until about 2037. So that's right, what is that, like 12 years? 12 years.

12 years until it's going to become a serious problem. OK, 12 years. If he's right. You'll be dead, you 12 years until it's gonna become a serious problem. Okay, 12 years. If he's right. You'll be dead, you'll be fine. Yeah, Clint'll be dead, yeah, he could be dying soon. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. And we have our very first gig as a band.

This Saturday, the RSA out in Devonport, Auckland, will be playing to Olivia's 80 close family and friends for her 40th. You guys will be very happy to know that I'm having my very first lesson today. I'm going to Music Works and Sam who works there is going to teach me. I haven't had a single lesson. Everything I've done, I've watched like a 40 second TikTok video and tried to copy it.

Good on you Meg. Well, you're playing much better than you'd think you would be from doing that. You thanked him before he compared you to something. Yeah, that was my bad. That's on me, Clay. That was my bad. That's on me, Clint. You're playing much better than, thank you, a monkey. Most people, yeah.

Oh, Clint, give the monkey some credit. Monkeys are pretty clever. Now I think now we're sort of starting to nail it, well Clint and I are anyway. We need a little bit of a thing to take our band from the level that we're on right now to the next level. And I think that's a gimmick. Right. We need something like, for instance, I know Sabrina Carpenter when she's on stage.

She does her thing where she does her sex position. Have you ever tried this one? And she does her sex position every night. Everyone looks forward to it. Everyone films it and that's not, yeah, totally what she's known for. There was a band called The Who back in the day, The Clash.

They used to smash all their instruments at the end of every concert. Smash everything, and I know we can't do that with our instruments because they're donated by music. Music works, we don't like that one. But we could buy some smashable stuff. I like Matty Healy's. People who don't know this think that he's really outrageous.

He's from the 1975 and he'll always start a rant that could sound very racist or homophobic or bad, very controversial and then his band will start playing the song and cut him off just before he sees it before he sees anything actually inappropriate so like Chinese people I don't think it's a racist thing to say oh f***

you can take it if you don't know him it sounds awful I love this like Indian taxi driver today. But it is a gag. He's doing it as a gag to be a little bit controversial. I wouldn't want to do it because I would worry Dan wouldn't come in quick enough on time. None of us trust each other. I would be doing that on purpose though. We could do them like that.

We could just sing our names at the start of every song. How's that he's recording a few of these in a public bathroom. Sorry, does that work? These things have all been taken though, right? These are all somebody else's things. Here's what I propose. Backflip! He's already doing it though. Everybody's got, we can't take somebody that's already done.

Oh, you don't want something that... No, we need to be unique. I think what we do, one of us, crowd surfs. Now Meg, I don't think you probably should. Right, thank you for that. But, I'm free at the end of the song because Clint does the final note. You were doing a bit of drums.

You do the final note with me, Dan. Yeah, but I could give that up to jump on a couple of people. It's mostly you and me, Meg. Dan, we're at the RSA. Yeah, but that's the part. And it's not a stage. You'd have to get a little step stool.

You'd have to go up the step stool and then jump onto them. That's cool. That's cool. If I could have a step stool you'd have to go up the step stool and then jump on to them. That's cool. That's cool. If I could have a step stool I would do it. Well it's got to be anything that you come up with Dan is going to be better than Meg's suggestion on Friday. You would have missed it.

You were coming back from Who Dares Dan. Did you hear what Meg suggested she could do? Oh god. Do you remember? Yeah I remember. Can I get a replay of that please? Because Dan won't believe me. What did she suggest?

I don't know. It's better than going up a step stool than to jump on the step stool. Do you remember? Yeah I remember. Can I get a replay of that please? Because Dan won't believe me. What did she suggest? I don't know, it's better than going up a steep stool to jump into some anier holes. I guarantee you it's not if you miss a Friday Out plan for your next year. We have our first band performance as MCDC at Olivia's 40th this Saturday night. So what is that? Five sleeps I think until we have to be ready We've got a little bit of work to do so but somehow we're also focusing on what our thing is Outside of just playing our musical instruments correctly. You want to be known as you'd like if people go a MC DC They're the band that does that

Whether it be crowd surfing whether it pay be we all play our instruments nude which someone has suggested We write yeah. Yeah, unfortunately, we've already crossed instruments nude, which someone has suggested. Right, yeah, yeah. Unfortunately, we've already crossed that one off because we don't believe that Clint's guitar would cover his... Okay. I think he could be playing the grand piano and it wouldn't cover it.

Well, yeah, he'd be in trouble. So what about Steve Aoki? Somebody said, he actually, he's known for throwing a cake into the audience. Love it. Like a full cake, that's so good. RSA might not love it. Maybe he's also done a pizza in the past or somebody else has done a pizza in the past

as well. We should have a food item that we throw into the audience. What's perfect because it is a 40th birthday. So we could have a birthday cake. Yeah, yeah. We do have a suggestion on the phones as well Clint. Hayden, morning, what is something that could be our thing? Right at the end after the final note, Clint could just rip one straight down the microphone and do a live Guest-a-Fart. Oh, I do like that. Clint, you could do the final note, actually.

I don't think he's that talented. I don't even know, what is this Guest-a-Fart game you're even talking about? Oh, Hayden. Yeah, you have to listen to our OnlyFans podcast for that. Oh, I love it. That might be that bit that the boss didn't want on radio. Yeah, okay, it's an option. I mean, my- I've got enough to learn at the moment

and focus on. Do we try the crowd surfing thing tomorrow? We could just give it a test to see if it's even feasible. How many do you reckon you'd need? I think two or three. No, six or seven. Okay think two or three. No, six or seven. Okay, two or three strong guys, five medium sized women.

Oh, interesting. So you want two guys to hold you up, but you'd like five women to do it as well. Oh no, whoever's there. Are you saying it's because you want more women grabbing you? Or because you think it's- Or women a week. Yeah, you're saying it takes five women

to equal the same strength as two guys. I'm just saying it would be frowned upon if I just dive on top of one woman, you know, whereas it Well, yes, Dan. That would bring our band into disrepute. Yeah. Whereas I think there'll be a good mix of people there. No matter what idea, Dan, you were going to come up with today, it was always going to be better than Meg's suggestion on Friday.

Well, Jan, can you do us a show? I could eat a little bowl of mac and cheese or something. I don't know, we can look into it. Okay. It's nice, I can do it, sure. I could eat a little bowl of mac and cheese or something. I don't know. We can do it. Okay. So now you say. Hey guys, and this is a big special. We think she always eats a bowl of mac and cheese. If you want to get photos of it, you better hurry.

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I'm gonna go fourth first because fourth was actually my pick it was Sweden with butter butter Bustu Here we go. Reminds me of the Sea Shanties Ripple when they were all of the 90s a few years ago. Love it. I'm probably going to download it if I'm being really honest. I actually really like it. Okay, who got third? Estonia did. Tommy Cash. Espresso Macchiato. I'm wearing. Some is a little bit, can get a bit jarring.

I'd love to hear his other music to see if it's similar. Sounds like a parody song. We do. Mi amor, espresso macchiato, macchiato, macchiato. I reckon some of your boys' songs that you've written over the years definitely could enter into the Eurovision. 100, the one that were about Steve,

who had a horse called Steve and rid Steve and had prostate cancer or something. Yeah, we let too many people have an influence on the lyrics. And listeners gave us a bunch of stitch up things we had to try and weave into us all. The second place they were actually winning up until the final, final, final points. Israel, Yuval Raphael with New Day Will Rise. I've forgotten Everyone cries Don't cry alone Darkness will fade

All the pain will go by I use Austria JJ Wasted Love Love to go Far away Far away Far away Far away Is it dude, eh? Yep. Is it?

I didn't know that. Yep, Austrian singer-songwriter. Austria's first winner since Conchita Versed in 2014, who was the bearded drag queen. Oh, did ya, ya? This is from a movie. Oh, it's the only one I know. This is from a movie. Oh, it's the only one I know. Let's go and see how Ozzy did.

UK got Bismillie with 19. No, this is Ozzy. Sorry, I want UK. Remember Monday, what the hell was that? I've got 19. Very very bad. No public votes whatsoever for UK. And then Ozzy with Gojo got 11th. Milkshake Man. My milkshake brings all the boys to yards better I do not wanna taste the milkshake man

It sounds disgusting But if I'm honest I don't think many people wanna taste I think the common thread is you have to be weird I honestly think, and I'm not trying to be funny That both of you would do a killer Eurovision song together Should we try and do one this week? I reckon you guys should. Could we pick out things and stuff like

we'd have to be happy about this because Milkshake Man makes no sense, you know. Yeah, it does make sense if you want a taste of the Milkshake Man. And you can make it next year and it's the school run which is why I'm withholding many of my comments. If anybody would like a taste of our milkshake. Can I take it? If anybody would like a taste of our milkshake. I can, they know my name all across the land. I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man. Yeah so we've just got to find like a little play on words.

Some sort of like a punny hook. I don't want to give you guys more work but you would be very good at it. We'll see what we land on. Leave it with us. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Why are rugby league fans joining gay clubs? In massive numbers at the moment. Generally I've been trying to rack my brains about this.

I don't know. Perth Beers, sorry. Beers Perth is a social club for gay men that has been around since 1993 in Australia. According to Grindr, beer in gay culture, if you didn't know, refers to a man with plenty of body hair and has a larger physique. Oh, yes. This is not to be confused with the Perth beers,

which is a resurrected NRL rugby league club. So you got to mix that up just before. Even when I was... Because I keep wanting to say the Perth beers. But the Perth beers and beer's Perth Bears and Bears Perth two different things two different things Right adding to the confusion though. The Bears Perth. Yeah gay club. Yep Is located right next door to one of the city's major sporting grounds confusing. Mm-hmm So it beers Perth have had to release this statement, they say there's no such thing as bad PR,

don't get me wrong, I'd love it to have a whole lot of burly rugby fans show up to one of our events, but it might not be what the boys are expecting. And he's even gone on, record, the guy who owns the club, has gone on to another radio station in Australia talking about the mix up. It's been weird because we got like 15 or 20 membership applicants from out of state,

which we hardly ever get stuff from our state, right? So we got all these memberships and then we had to call them up and say, you do realise we are not the rugby club. Our clubhouse is next door to HBF Park. So if you wanted to, you could go and watch the Perth Bears and then you could drop into the Bears Perth on the way home. Yep, and look, we'd be happy to have visitors, you know. We welcome everybody. You've got another ad online for the Bears Big Pool Party. Imagine getting some of the Rugby League players to drop in for a dip.

Well, yes. Feel free to give any of them my phone number and we can sort that out. I'm on the Bears Perth website right now. And because I was like, how would they confuse the two? But in fairness, like at first glance, it's just a whole bunch of shirtless men. And you go, maybe they're celebrating a win, you know,

a league win. And so I would just, if I'm desperate to sign up to the club, I'd just hit log in. So I can sort of get why people have mistaken it for it. Yeah, so the Perth Bears NRL club, I guess people are trying to jump in and buy memberships, but they are wearing sashes. A lot of the shirtless men are wearing like a sash.

Yes, when you look closer, there's a man in a gimp suit. But I mean, at face value, if you're in a rush, you might just think they're NRL players. Dan's not an NRL fan. He doesn't know how we party after a win. Or is he sitting on the league? I've seen some of Oris's fans do some crazy stuff. Or he could just be one of the guys that are in the scrum, so they look at hats. The apple in the mouth's a weird one. Yeah, he couldn't find a mouth guard and he was about to run out.

Never wonder what your name says about you. If you do, I'll wait under the edge, give us a call, we'll all soar out with prizes. We will make three assumptions about you based on your name alone and see if we can get all three points. I think Meg did very well this last week. Yeah, I didn't do too badly, and also we're probably gonna get any,

we have news coming up. It's just come out in breaking news that Joe Biden's been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer. It's just come out in breaking news that Joe Biden's been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer. It's just big news that's just been released. Oh wow. Yeah, probably more news coming up. Yeah, that'll be probably like 15.

Yeah, yeah, cool, cool. So it might be a funny out walk. Well, it's not that cool, not for Joe and his family. No, I mean, not cool at all. I'm just saying it was cool. Did you say it was cool? No, I said what they say is cool that the news is coming out.

Oh cool. Yeah, it's cool that the news is coming up. Clint, Meg and Dan. What does your name say about you? Supposedly a lot of us will assume certain things about your character or what you may even look like. Just based on hearing your name alone before we know anything about you.

It's perfect on radio because we can't see her. We don't know too much about you. Meg, would you like to go first with Mike? You get three assumptions that were the point each. She's usually good at this, Clint. Mike's throwing me through a loop, actually. It is such a common name, and I know a few different Mikes I'm trying to think.

I know four, I'm just trying to think. I know four or five Mikes. Yeah, me too, and I can't tell you, actually these Mikes in my life are so different from each other, so different. If you get the first assumption wrong, you can always pivot, I guess. I could try to, okay. To another Mike. So my first assumption about Mike before we get him

on the phone so I can't change if I hear his voice. Okay Mike my assumption about you is that your coffee order is a flat white normal milk no sugar you just say a flat white and when then they go hey do you want oat milk or almond you go no just no just a flat white. Straight up and down. Mike, is that correct? No. Damn it, bugger. Okay, what are you out of interest? What is your coffee order?

I'm a cappuccino with one sugar. Oh, shit, that's way off his guy. He's thrown me. God, he's thrown me. Oh God, he's thrown me. Okay, two more assumptions. Oh God, okay. I don't know, I had always in charge of what's on the telly

with the TV remote, like if a sport's on, Mike's got the remote and he's in charge. God, you have gone stereotypical. I have, I have gone very stereotypical. Mike? No. Oh god, Mike. She's lost it, Clint.

I've lost it, I've lost it. Okay, well then it's definitely not gonna be, I had a few options, has a ute, always has a business card. Let's go with, when you go out for breakfast you always get the big breakfast, like everyone knows it. This is really cringy. Mike? Yeah, I do. She got it!

She got it! She got it! She saved it! All right, hold there Mike. Mike is the big breakfast. We're just gonna find out if Mike wins or not. That's one point for Meg. All right, Dan, you wanna go next? Oh, she got it! She got it! She got it! She got it! She got it! She got it! She got it! She got it!

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She got it! She got it! She got it! She got it! She got it! accent to start off with. Morning Denise. Morning I do have an accent that's just not kiwi. Oh shit! You're so close! You're not the right accent! No you couldn't have been more wrong! Okay okay okay. You're not so close! That's the assumption. That has thrown me because I was thinking it wasn't a South African Denise. Okay. Denise you're a smoker. Okay, Denise you're a smoker Now Denise apologies in advance for this one Are you a bit adventurous in the bedroom? Ooh, maybe. We'll give her the point, we'll give her the point. One from Brian. Okay, alright and I have Megan.

Who's called through? Megan, Megan. God, I only really know, I've only known one Megan. And Megan Fox, so what are we going to do? What is he going with? Megan, I'm going to say, are you always late for work? No. Oh, it sounded like you might have been a little late for work? No. It sounded like you might have been a little late for work. She's not like the megan weenie thing. Do you buy incredibly thoughtful gifts for people? Absolutely. Okay. Or maybe you're more like Meg. Do you get really common sayings wrong all the time and friends will make fun of you for it? Very specific. Yeah! Splint's the winner of the week! Well done! Alright Megan, we're going to send you a Mother Earth Nutty Sensations prize pack. You can

go full flavour with their prize pack. 50 bucks worth of nuts. There's all sorts of different ones in there, so we'll get that out to you ASAP. Thank you. Thanks, Viggen. Well done, Megan. Yeah. She's probably gorgeous as well, hey, Clint?

Oh, that's what I had for the fourth one, but exactly. Yeah, exactly. She was always late to work. Beautiful inside and out. Yeah, thoughtful, common sayings wrong, always late for work. Is it a mixed bag? Mm-hmm.

And Clint, she's not always late to work. Just's a mixed bag. And coaches are not always late for work. Just two out of the three days. Five days I mean. Oh, I love when someone tries to burn you and then they don't get their maths right. Well, sometimes it is three days a week. That's the point. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through.

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