The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW appendages

Episode Date: June 23, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter about Clint’s negativity, then Meg shares a kindy pickup story where her daughter Daisy jokes “Mum, leave him” after hearing Guy call her away from a friendly sheep. They talk unromantic proposals, play a chocolate-bar popularity quiz, and get called out for looking bored during Meg’s postpartum sleep story. The show covers missed “Take the Edge Off My Life” calls, workplace theft confessions, and how listeners caught cheaters. They debate shows they’re late to (Breaking Bad, Prison Break, Outrageous Fortune, Yellowstone), joke about backwards caps as “kryptonite,” and hear about Kindness Collective accidentally distributing Vagisil as moisturizer, plus other workplace blunders. 00:00 Welcome Hump Day Banter 00:23 Clint Gets Roasted 01:18 Meg Teases Coffee Catchup 02:14 The Kindy Sheep Story 03:40 Daisy Calls Out Dad 5:10 First Call Maria Ring Talk 07:54 Worst Proposals Chat 09:08 Stinky Boo Chocolate Game 11:54 Naughty 640 R 16:24 Take The Edge Off Calls 18:12 Stealing From Work Confessions 28:29 How You Caught A Cheater 31:01 What You Watching Wednesday 37:37 Yellowstone Recommendations 38:50 Take the Edge Off 40:42 Backwards Cap KryptonitE 49:04 Vagisil Donation Mixup 52:42 Workplace Drop Ball Stories

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning. Good morning. Happy Wednesday. It's hump day today. Feels like it should be Thursday. Me and Meg, we're just complaining about that on the way.

How is going on? Clint kindly waited for me because I'm always the latest to arrive here. He waited for me in his car. and when he arrived he was like, well, you're really late, which I was. And then when he walked in, literally the entire time he just complained about his life. I was like, you can go next time. Like, it was so depressing. No, I'm bringing someone down with me if I'm having a bad day.

Honestly, these are the most negative man I've ever met. Oh, God, he's negative. Always complaining about his privileged life. Oh, yeah. Oh, my electric gate's not working. Oh, my Tesla wasn't fully charged this morning. Yeah, the pool hasn't been warmed in a couple of months. Oh, it's freezing.

No, I was getting in that. Honestly, the admin in the winter, it's not worth it. In the summer's worth it. It's all coming up, Clinton, that's all I'm going to say. All right. Are we ready to kick her into another show? Yeah. Ten lights on, Clint.

Oh, Meg said something actually. Oh, yeah, lights on. Geez. Meg said something happened to her on the way between leaving home and getting to work, so she's going to drive coffee ketchup in about 10 minutes. Yeah, it happened yesterday, yesterday afternoon. Something happened to me. I haven't had coffee catch up in what,

six months. Okay, so it's something that happened to her yesterday, Clint. What could it be? It's one of those ones who was like, oh, that's exciting. Or, oh, my life sucks, but at least I've got something to talk about on the radio. No, it's not you doing it, Clint. It's something that was said by somebody.

Somebody said something, which was... Okay, I think Sunning's probably tried to hit on Meg, and she doesn't know if it was, like, flirting or not flirting. Or someone said something to her about one of us. That's always... Dad, if I have content, it doesn't have to revolve around you. I'm not listening. I'll sit this one out then.

Sam Fender and Olivia Dean, Raym me in, thanks for listening. Sometimes I'm unsure why you do, but we appreciate it. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. All right, coffee ketchup. Meg said something happened to her yesterday that she can share.

Yeah, I went, me and my husband and Millie, my baby went and picked up Daisy from candy yesterday. We liked to do it together. It's a lovely little. It's a privilege. It is such a... It is such a privilege. Lovely.

And she goes to Kendi at a farm sort of setting, which is really amazing. She's always got animals and farm vegetables and stuff. It's really great. And they've got this little black sheep that's there at the moment. He's like a teenager boy black sheep. And for some reason, the sheep. Oh, it's like, what?

He's being held back? No, no, like a little sheep. I'm sorry. Not like he's a black sheep of the Kendi. No, I said that. He's literally a sheep. He's literally a sheep. And he's a bit naughty, so he keeps skinny out.

But for some reason, the sheep quite likes me whenever I turn up, he literally bars and runs and comes and says, hello and he's like butterwood him out he's a lovely lovely sheep to me and he bumps other people and he's not good with the kids but for some reason this sheep likes me maybe you think she's you're one of him i don't mind i i'm happy to be that my fellow black sheep i give him a little rub every day um and that's why he's coming back to you every day i'd keep coming back to you if you were going to there's that lady there's that lady there she is they're like meg you need to stop touching the sheep right it's weird um she's in front of the kids so guys getting

Daisy into the car and I'm with the sheep and he's quite soft of it. He's quite near the car. And Guy yells out. Come on woman, come on. Like, you know, leave the sheep alone. Gets more attention than me, basically. And he's getting Daisy into the car seat. And I hear Daisy say to Guy,

Dad, don't speak to mummy like that. And I'm like, got a little smile on my face. I'm walking back to the car like, oh, here we go. and guy goes, what do you mean? He's so used to being surrounded by woman. He goes, what do you mean? She goes, you can't talk to mummy like that. I'm like, let's a girl.

Get him girl. And I'm just going to the car at this point. I turn back and go, oh, thank you, Daisy. And she gestures to me. She looks at a guy. She's in the back seat. Guy's in the front seat. About to drive.

She looks at him and then she gets her hand and gestures to me to lean in close to her. And go, okay, you know, lean back in the back seat. I was like, yeah. and she goes, I don't trust him. She's like, Mom, leave him. Get out of this toxic relationship.

I've seen you with that sheep. You clearly love the sheep more. I don't trust him. And I just threw my head back laughing. She started laughing too. I think she genuinely knew she was doing a joke. Guy obviously just mumbling to himself that his home's a prison

and he's on the lowest bottom rug of the ladder. But I don't know where she got it from or why. but it's good to know that if he even does something out of line. She was like, I told you so, Mum. I've never trusted that, man. I don't trust them. So good. All right, we'd love you to join us on the show next first call of the day,

and we'll saw you out with a double past her. I must see movie. Clint Megadam. Lesh go. All right, we've got Maria. Morning, Maria. Hi. Maria, you are a physio and you're currently driving to work with your partner.

Is your partner in the car with you? Yes, he is. But he's very, very sleepy right now. Oh, he's sleepy. So you're the driver. Why is he sleepy, did he have a late night? No, he just decided to drive me to work this morning. He's still kind of groggy and waking up.

Wait, so he's driving, but he's sleeping. Well, we need to wake him up. I'm worried about your safety, Maria. I want him to snap awake and be with it. He's all good. Okay, good, good, good. He just doesn't want to talk to us. How long have you two been together?

Almost three years. Oh, have you got a ring on your wedding finger? Uh, not quite, no Oh, what's your partner's name? Wait, so we're not... He prefer to be anonymous. Of course he would. Do you an anonymous, have you, like, talked about it?

When you say not quite, like, it's something you've discussed. You just haven't been given the ring yet. We've definitely talked about it, and like, we think, like, we would definitely do it at some point, but at the moment we're pretty happy. Right now, right now he's going, what is she talking about? He's listening now, obviously he's in the car with there. would be your ideal engagement ring out of interest Maria? No, you had nothing to do with him

or this conversation. This is just the question we like ask every list of. Yeah, hypothetically. Yeah. What would you want? Rose gold? To be honest, like, I'm pretty chill. Like, just a normal, like, yeah, rose gold, I guess, like something small. It doesn't even have to have like a diamond or anything. Okay, no diamond. Okay, so any

colored stone, so it's just a wedding band. At least choose gold or silver or rose gold. So we lock in in what color? Rose gold I like rose gold That's good Nice pick Dan Okay good

Okay Cubic zirconia What do we go in there Yeah yeah Could be a lab grown diamond We're happy with that Yeah I don't understand Why girls get all but heard

About the lab grown diamonds It's amazing It's much better It looks the same And it's like a fifth of the price Or something Or 10th of the price We're happy with that

I don't know that much About diamonds To be honest This is perfect He's rubbing his fingers He's freaking out He's gonna lock you in ASAP Yeah

Maria, have a great morning this morning. Thank you. Okay, we've got a double pass to send you along to Jackass. The movie, it's the final one. Johnny Knoxville and the gang return, it says for one final fling, and based on how old they're getting, I think it probably will be.

It's in cinema's July 2nd, so you and him can be the first two to check that out. Oh, yay, thank you, guys. Perfect place to propose as well at the movies. I think so Jackass is always where I wish I got proposed to. You might have to. Yeah. Thanks, Maria.

That could be a fun radio chat. Like the most unromantic proposals ever. Yeah. Like in the jackass movie theatre. Like that would be up there in the top ten. It sounds like Maria doesn't really care where she's proposed to as long as she's proposed to. Yeah. At some point.

Is anyone listening that had like a really unromantic proposal? My old man proposed to my mum outside the potter's wheel, which was like a pub, I think, in Northland. I think back in the day, like your parents era, Clint, wasn't as romantic sometimes back. I've definitely been more materialised now. Didn't he just, did somebody say to somebody, should we? Yeah, well, that was the problem. I think, like, kind of what we've done with Maria. All the boys in the bar were putting pressure on dad to be, to propose,

going, come on, mate, make an honest woman of it. And then as they were leaving, walking to the car, almost like, Pierre Pritcher got the bedroom. And he goes, so what do you reckon? Like, should we? And then mum's like, you're not serious. He's like, no, I'm serious. It's like, no, you're just saying that because the boys were giving you crap.

My goodness. All they're together and they've been together for many years So it's obviously a great success Yeah So I guess it worked out but not overly romantic Yeah And one nice Yeah better than doing it on television though

What did you click? I don't remember what I did Megan Shush Clint Megan Dan Okay you just have to guess If the first option is more or less than the second Good luck After the Perky Nana was the most Well the ninth most searched food

In an online worldwide study That shocks me A little chocolate bar from New Zealand is in the top 10 most searched foods in the world. It's wild, isn't it? So we're doing chocolate bars and the popularity of them. Kit Katz or Snickers?

What's just sold more globally? I'd say Kit Kat is a very big global brand and they're massive in Japan with different flavors that you can get like matcha Kit Katz and stuff over there. I would think Kit Katz and stuff over there. Kit Katz slightly more than Snickers. Even though I would say personally I prefer Snickers. Me too, for sure.

Okay, what about a Twix or? a Mars bar. Now this is the one that we're worried. So Twix, I'd say, is quite popular too. That's my favourite I think. Yeah, I love a Twix, but I think Mars bar universally does better. The good thing I love about Twix as well is you get two fingers instead of just one, so it feels like you're getting two chocolate bars for the price of one.

You prefer a couple of digits? Yeah. No, fingers. Sorry. Mars, yeah. Mars, correct. Correct. Yeah, of course.

Toblerone or Ferreiro Rochere. When do you see anyone eat a Toblerone outside of picking, a giant one-up duty-free though. But they're made in Switzerland, so you'd think that they're eating them willy-nilly over there. But Ferreira-Rosher, at Christmas time,

I mean, if we're going New Zealand, it'd definitely be Ferreira-Sher. Does the rest of the world do what we do? Let's, should we lock in Ferreira-Rosha? Yeah, because you can just have one. Yeah. Oh, again. So far looking good boys.

Okay, Hershey's milk chocolate bar or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Oh, both they're by the same company, I think, aren't they? And America's always going on. about Rees's? I don't know the hype. I've tried them. Not really for me, but Mary love them. And the Hershey's

chocolate, I'm sorry, but they suck. The chocolate's not as good. And so, I would lean towards... Hershey's is so big in the States too much. Is it? But the Rees' peanut butter. Trying to get a read on Meg's face. Should we go the Hershey's?

That's a real last minute pivot. I gave me going Hershey's more. No. No, damn it! Are you joking? I was, I was like, smiling when you guys we're talking about the wreaths. I can't read your face. My goodness.

Was it close? Nah. Not even. Well, I think originally Hershey's did, apparently, according to this, Hershey's did used to outsell, but Rises definitely do now. What a kiss, peanut slab, or the Nestle, Kit Kat Chunky. Made the last one easy. Kit Kat Chunky.

Yep. Would have been five out of five. We shouldn't have gone with your... Your... That annoys me in a way. Did anyone get five? Did anyone get five? Yeah.

It's still a pass and I'll take it. A good pass. Nauty 640 up next. One of us is being told off by our mothers for something that happened on the show and we were DM'd privately and told off and said, do better. We need a bit of a jury on this actually. Maybe text the keyword sleep to 33443. Look at a video that will bounce back to you and then we're going to ask you a question next. Clint, Meg and Dan.

All right, Norty 640. Meg did a beautiful thing yesterday talking about sleep paralysis. No, two days ago I spoke about postpartum sleep. Yes. And it was a beautiful moment how she talked about her daughters and one of her daughters in particular

not being able to sleep. And normalising it for parents that kids are different, eh? Yeah, yeah, I've comforted that girl every single night multiple times for four years and don't regret it but I've now got a sleeper and the difference is stark. Go ahead. And we released a video I think it came out on social media.

last night of Meg telling the story and Clint and I are listening. And my mum has messaged me overnight after seeing that said video. Right. And said the following message. What are you laughing at? He's trying to look at me.

I'm not laughing at him. I'm just smiling at you telling his story. Okay. So my mum messaged me and said, oh my God, Dan, you and Clint need to look more interested when Meg is talking about women's stuff. That's interesting.

Wow, clearly our face. You tell your face that, Clint. The vid where she is talking about her two kids and different sleeping patterns, the look on both Clint and your face is so bad. Have you looked at the video? It's shocking. Now, I went back to my mother and I said, no, I haven't watched the video.

I'll watch it now. I watched the video. And I'll admit Clint, we need to improve our resting faces. I'm really happy she said that because I could never say to either of you. but do you know how hard it is to be in a room be nervous to talk about something as is already doubting myself

that it's going to be a boring bit you're doing it now clint and then have those two faces staring back to me could it be more bored Dad I almost can feel it radiated off you going God wrap it up No and I swear on my life

this hand on heart it wasn't a boring story and I was invested that's just my face that's just what I look like when I'm intently listening That's my respectful. I'm giving you all the space in this break to do what you want to do

and to speak your truth. You can make your own mind up. You can text the keyword sleep, SLEEP, to 33443. We'll send you back the video that I'm talking about. Have a look at Clinton and I's faces. It is really bad. I need to apologise. To be fair, I do know your faces by now,

and I do know that's both of you just thinking. We have Amanda. Amanda. Morning Amanda. Amanda. Oh my God. Clint's face. Yours was a shocker.

Dan's wasn't as bad. Oh, really? I thought mine was the worst, but this is good that you're saying Clint's the shocking one. Oh, I'm glad that people are finally seeing that. Isn't it Whiggirl Bella's fault? Because she chooses the shots to use of our faces, Mandah. Maybe there were better shots and she just chose the worst one.

Or she just doesn't cut to us ever. Yeah. Yeah, she set you up then because that was bad. It was almost an eye roll from you, Plet. Thank you, Manda. And I, you know what? Thank you, Manda. Because my mum was saying that I was the worst.

When really, I think that's sadly, it's just I've just got a really ugly, boring face. Whereas Clint, you know, we know you can look good. Although, I don't know, it was just a great story, Megan. I'm sorry. I really am sorry. That's okay. I am pleased that we've spoken about it because every time I do just genuinely think that you guys think I'm telling a really shit story. I know, it was a really good story.

Yeah, that's my, like, just, I'm listening to your face. Well, tell your face that, Clint. What face would you like? Because I'm going to have to work on a new face. Okay, so if you guys can both look at me. But then try and smile with your eyes, not your mouth, because the mouth is just, no, Clint, that's weird. Dad, that's weird.

Actually, go back to Boreen. Please. Okay. I need to Rickshaw. Honest to God, not even being funny. I need to work out what the face needs to be saying. That was really interesting, me. Why don't you just look at Dan?

He's telling his story and then do the same with me because you don't look bored in his one. Okay, I'll try. that. I'll just picture Dan's face on your shoulders. Yeah, appreciate it. Clint, Megan Dan. All right, here we go. We're about to call somebody if your answer, we'll take the edge off my life

cash is yours. If your donor goes back into the price pool of $30,000 for somebody else to win. We would have had a couple. If you record your name in reason. That's it. I was just about to say we've had a couple of answer phones lately. And there's another one. I've got that. It's like

your own little security system for to get rid of just people we don't want to talk to? Now here's a tip. If you are signing up for Take the Edge Off My Life, take your phone A off, Do Not Disturb, between the hours of 7 a.m. and, what, 10 a.m. in the morning. Because a lot of people obviously got their phone on Do Not Disturb, because it goes straight to answer phone. Do you want another one? Yeah, I'm going to call another one. I'm going to call this one here.

They don't want much. Okay. Let's see. Since this is a backup, yeah, that was poor, Paulette. Sorry, Paulette. We can't give it to an answer machine. What was she asking for? She was wanting some money to cover her afterpay bill. Got it.

So she's going to have to pay that herself now. Okay, this is good. It's calling. Looking good. Remember all these people have signed up, so they knew they signed up to this competition. Yeah, it's only 7.8. 7 a.m. is always the hardest one.

Yeah. I've got to go to the end, boys. They can't hang up. Until it goes to an answer machine, they have a chance. You've reached. Asher, 500 bucks. Gonskys.

500 shocker. So that goes back into the price pool though, which is a good thing. Yeah, 500 for him, 155 for Paulette. Have you know those people, let them know they've just missed out on cash. How many employees have admitted to stealing from work? Take a guess the answer next on the edge. Let me get in. I ask you to have a guess at how many employees admit to stealing from work?

Now, I'll admit this is an American study. Okay. But I'd imagine the figures correlate to New Zealand somewhat. Apparently the study conducted was 1,000 workers from different industries over in America, and it found that 67% of those people admitted to stealing at least something from their workplace. So that's two in three. Two out of every three people are stealing. And we have a show of six.

We have the three of us plus Brady, producer Carl and Webgill Beller. And I think that if you say you've never stolen anything from work, you're lying. Everybody is taking something from work, even if you're stealing post-it notes. Yeah, or a couple of pens. Or whatever. You're taking stuff from work. We've all admitted to something and we've written them on postcards, a little post-notes, sorry. And if you want to admit to taking anything from work, we can keep you anonymous.

We're going to do it so you can do it as well. O'Handr the edge. Ours is a little bit different because there'll be stuff that just lingers around the office. And if it sits here long enough and nobody claimed it and it's being months, that's when I feel like I'm doing, you know, this place is service by cleaning up and taking it home. No, you should always... I would never steal from work. I feel like you should always send an email out going, who's is this?

Wait a few days and then take it. But Clint just takes it. No, I do not. Carl's literally just walked in and taking something off your desk. You know what, Carl's a recidivist of this. You know what, Matt, Carl is the worst. No, but normally you go, oh, whose is this? Because one of the kids of my

like this and Dan normally goes Yeah, it's fine, just take it. Like he's the boss. He's the boss of it. Okay, here we go. First anonymous theft. And we're keeping this anonymous. Somebody stole some buttons and some ribbon.

I wonder who that is. Well, is that from workplace or from Spotlight? I used to work at a material store. And I believe I meant to pay for them, but I think I forgot. Okay, so you don't have to admit it. Okay, next one. There you go. I once awarded myself a $500.

a cash prize in the radio system under a different name. That's proper bad. Oh yeah, that is proper bad. That's proper bad. So I admit those buttons were me. But I would say that 2012, 2013, it was a different time.

Do you know what? Producer Carl, there's producer Brady, Dan used to produce. The producers are in charge of what gets sent out and to who. I want to order myself a $500 cash prize in the system under a fake name. That is a fireable offence.

All I will say is that the money that producers get paid is almost like it should be illegal. Big for yourself. Yeah, you know, so you've got to make men's meat somehow. It's nice of you to defend whoever that was, too. Somebody else is stolen cleaning product. Still stealing, isn't it? Still stealing? I mean, it's not really.

A Nerf gun. Oh, I saw Clint do that the other day. That was Clinton. He was like, my son of all. love this. It was in the studio for two months. I don't care. Batteries were so flat.

Had to replace. It cost me a fortune to get that gun running again. Next one up. Jesus. A computer screen, office chairs, two bean bags? That's Carl. That's Carl. That's not me.

That's so Carl. And I wonder who this is. Somebody from the office steals some peppermint tea bags every week and takes them home. Right, Bella. Honestly, we can tell me all of these. Yeah, you're all shockers. You should have been fired. It wasn't me.

It wasn't me. Somebody else just texted. We all know Dan who stole the PlayStation. Oh yeah, I've talked about that before. But that was weird and extra. No one wanted it. No one wanted a PlayStation. Well, I wanted it.

Okay. What did you borrow from work? But you just never gave it back. Yeah. Some call it stealing. And the best thing you've stolen, I reckon we give them a prize for the most like crazy thing.

Reward them for coming clean, not for stealing. Yeah. Have you got like a car? Carl's whole house is furnished with the edge. Have you been to his house? It's like being a edge. Melting off the edge logos. Clint.

Megan Dan. Two and three people have admitted that they steal or have stolen from work. What did you borrow from work and just never give back? I wouldn't, you know, if you can get away with it, do it. Am I bad in saying that? Yes. Yes. It's not what we mean.

And I'm not saying steal money. Stealing money and embezzling stuff bad. But I'm thinking like, you know, if there's stuff laying around, no one's using it, take it home. Can I say, it depends on the company. I've said this before because everyone knows that I one time accidentally stole a couple of necklaces from Disneyland. They, I feel like they... Mickey Mouse found out and told you off on the radio, I remember that. It was very, very, very broke and wanted to bring back a gift for a friend.

Doesn't matter. It's an excuse me. No, that's stealing. That's proper stealing. I know it's stealing, but I'm saying that the company never. I never would have felt that. You know, I'd never steal from a small business. And supposedly the reason people steal from workers

because they're either disgruntled because they're not being paid enough or they're working more hours than they're being paid for and so people will justify it in their head by being like, well, I deserve this. Before we go to calls, I just want to one more thing. I've got a massive plaque awarded to Lord and the Edge at my house for album sales and it's on my wall. so it's like a thank you from Lord to the Edge saying I thank you for helping me sell my albums

We were looking for that When we left Fountain Court Which is where the Edge used to be I remember everyone going Where's it gone? Because we wanted to bring it down Because it's one of the pride and joys Of the Edge

And we wanted to put out of the history It's now the pride and joy of my house On the wall Where is it? Which room? It's in the lounge It's like in the kitchen lounge That's why he never invites anyone From the Edge over to his house

And people always go Wow did Lord give you that and I'd be like, yep, yeah. Okay, 0-800-the-edge. We're going to Anonymous. Yeah, Anonymous Bex. Morning. Okay, do they want, voice discards are anonymous?

Yeah, voice-disguise. Oh, yeah, don't talk, don't talk. Okay. Hi, Anonymous. Good morning. Good morning. You used to work where? I used to, it's not even really that outrageous, but it's just funny,

but I used to work at a corner dairy, and this was, like, back when I was, like, a teenager. Okay. And we used to go after, like, go behind the counter. and pick your own little picker mitsloys. Each time I walked past, I'd grab a little hand for and eat them. And you wanted the voice disguiser for that. Come on, Kelsey.

That's not even that bad real name. It makes us out way more sinister when you're on the voice disguiser too. No, I mean, I think we could accept that she stole a few lollies. A couple of coke bottles. It's okay. It was more concerning that you were putting your whole hand into the thing and pulling them out. That's disgusting. Okay, Millie's brave.

She's going no voice disguiser. Millie. Morning, Millie. What did you do? Morning, guys. Okay, so you stole what from your work? I stole 20 litres of olive oil. You belong in prison.

All right, Pete Ditty. What are you doing that? Lily, that would have been so much money. 20 litres, do you have expensive olive oil is? Especially, was it an extra virgin? Exactly, yeah. I worked at a cafe and we had the wrong kind of oil delivers. and the supplier was meant to come pick it up and they never did so I just took it home.

Oh, that's okay. But that's how we justify taking things here from the edge. I'm so bad at this. I shouldn't be the judge. But why did you use it for, Millie out of interest? Because that's a lot, and olive oil expires. So you'd have to use it. Yeah.

Oh, gorgeous. I'm not worried about the expiry. It's honestly still going strong in my house. Hell yeah. Wait, wow. How long ago did you take it home? Probably about 18 months ago My goodness me

Okay And what happens Yeah she's alright It lasts 12 to 24 months When unopened or shit About three months when it's opened Doesn't matter Just stay going

You're fine You're fine Millie, do you need new furniture? I'm sorry Do you need new furniture? Absolutely I'm going to give you a hundred dollar Mocker voucher furniture design for New Zealand homes

Their prices You'll think you are stealing them Oh, whewoo! You'd be right at home. Well, you think that's bad. There's one more person that's called through. They need to be anonymous on the voice disguiser. Good morning, anonymous.

Good morning, team. How are you? Good. So you worked in traffic control. Yeah. And what did you steal? This was way back when, and I thought it would look good in the bar. Okay.

I think Clint would agree with me. You agree you're a bar? A traffic light? Yeah. Okay. That wasn't my man cave. So this was obviously you'd been given this to install into an intersection, and you were like, no, that's, I'll take this home for my bar.

Something like that, yeah. Did it still work? Does it go green, orange and red? I don't have it any. It did work, everything worked 100%. I don't have it anymore. But, yeah, it was in the bar. Everything worked, lighted it up. It was awesome.

Oh, you've done fun games with that of being like, and you're allowed to stop drinking or start drinking. Red light, green light. Okay, so I've just Googled this, and this is A, I'll admit, but it says a fully functioning traffic light module is worth $100,000. Oh my God! I did not know that. Wow, I mean, you wish you still ain't checking the market place.

Wow. Oh, wow, that's crazy. You're a naughty boy. Nauty, naughty boy. That's much worse than my. PlayStation. Wow. Thank you for the call on that.

You should stop admitting that. And the boss did text back and say, bring it back, Dan, without that Lord. Hey, Jack, you can come to my house and wrestle it off me if you want. Clint Megan Dan. How did you catch your cheetah? We were talking about this yesterday, inundated with people's stories. Okay.

So I might ask the text through saying that the way they found out was text messages popping up on their Apple Watch on the side table while he was at work. So he was obviously messaging a girl forgetting that he'd left his smart watch at home just on the side table and she was like, why is that pinging off? And they were going to his watch as well. Idiot. 101.

You don't she? Exactly, that's the moral of the story. All right, let's go to Emma. Hi, Emma. Good morning. How did you catch them? So I was working over the Christmas period when I got off in the morning

there was a Christmas card to my then partner with loads of like hearts all over it. So I took it to work, opened it at work, and the card was to my boyfriend. And that's how I, like, found out that he was seeing someone else. Oh, I love your accent, too. I was not so angry. I didn't even know anything.

You could have said anything, and we were just screaming in the background because you sound so fabulous to work. Did you get her super angry with him and, like, bail him into a corner, yell at him? Well, the thing was, I had to go to work and work my shift while he was at home in bed. when I got home, obviously it all went off and it come out. Like, you've been seeing someone for months behind me back. I guess if you're at the point of a Christmas card getting posted to you, it must be a pretty full-on relationship. You need to be on love for it.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was actually just grabbing some music then to play underneath Emma while she talks. Oh my gosh, Emma, you sound so great. I love your accent. What are you up to today, Emma? Just talk to us. Oh, I'm meant to be going into it. but I've got a baby sick today

so I'm working from home. It's not exactly what don't say in Love Island, but is there a chance your head's going to turn at some point today? Sorry, say that again. I was going to say, is there a chance your head's going to turn at some point today? My head. That doesn't matter. She's clearly in watching it.

Otherwise, this can work. Thank you so much for being such a good sport, and I'm so sorry you had to go through that. Bye, guys. Bye. She's awesome. Poor thing. She was just so exciting to us.

She's so our type on paper, right? Yes, so our type. Take the edge of my life happening in 30 minutes. We'll see if we can hook you up some cash text. Edge to 33443 and let us know what you need money for. And bringing up a kind of old segment coming up next. What are you watching Wednesdays coming up? Back?

Clint, Megan, Dan. Maybe my estimate was too high when I said 95% of people have seen this. Because if our producer Brady has only just stumbled across it started watching this series now and you've never seen it make. Maybe it's more like 80%. I reckon this is a show that everybody should watch. One of the greatest series

ever made. Breaking Bad. So good. That's the one where it's a dad who makes meth in the garage or something. It's the Malcolm in the Middle Dad which nobody thought could actually hacked off the back of that. And then to Breaking Bad him was like, holy hecker,

this guy is unbelievable. And multiple awards for his performance in it. In fact, Aaron Paul, who plays his offside of the other guy in it. Is he his son in it? No, he's like his ex-student that helps him cook meth. Student? So he's the teacher that does it?

He's a teacher. Wow. He gets diagnosed with inoperable cancer. Oh my God. And so he decides to make money for his family before he dies. He cooks meth. Yeah.

Oh, so he's like a science teacher. Yeah. And then he just starts realizing when he's getting caught up now in this world that it starts getting really dark and obviously he's in a lot of trouble and his life is on the line so he has to start making friends and deals. But his life's already on the line. Yeah, no, but he's got nothing. Essentially he's got nothing to lose and so he becomes this different person.

It becomes quite dangerous. Wow. Producer Brady, you are how far along in Breaking Bad at the moment? I've got one episode left of season two. And how hooked are you? Yeah, I'm so hooked. I've been watching like three episodes every night, eh? I'm just addicted. I might start it again. That's incredible. You've almost inspired me. me to watch it again.

Clinton, you've got New Girl first to get through. I've told you you have to watch New Girl. I'm maybe season two of New Girl. The first season is a little bit slow. Season two though? Well, I haven't started yet, but I imagine it's like snowballs with the success. I think there's slightly less meth content in a New Girl.

Yeah. So it depends what you want. Also, Game of Thrones. I finished that last year. Yeah. That was pretty good. You were late to the game on that one. Yeah.

Another one that if you haven't seen, you should start, producer Brady, is Prison Break. Never seen that. What's that one about? Oh my God. Never seen it either. It would easily be in my top three TV series, at least for the first three seasons.

And then after that, they were in prison, out of prison, in prison. It was like, they just stretched it on too long. But the first two seasons, because normally people are like, you've got to get through the first few. Unbelievably great television. I mean, we want your calls this morning. Oh, 800 of the Edge, Text 3,33, 4.3. What are you late to the party on TV-wise? All movies I think we could take as well, right?

Sure. It came out years ago and you've just watched it, and now you're raving about it. I would say Prison Bake, I watched that recently, maybe in the last couple of years. I don't think it holds up. Really? Yeah, the first couple of seasons are very, you can tell they're old. Oh, right. Yeah, whereas I remember at the time when I watched it for the first time, incredible.

It was like the epitome of a show would end, and we'd be like, this is definitely the last one. And then my wife and I go, oh, one more. And then it would end, and we go one more. So great. Whereas Breaking Bad, you watch it now, and it could have been made yesterday. Still stands up. I tried to get my husband to watch Boston. in-Legal. Do you remember Boston Legal?

With William Shatner? Don't remember that. Come on, that was a great lawyer show. Chris, you've only just started watching Prison Break? I'm watching it for about the 10th time. It is one of the best series ever. Yeah, I agree. I remember it being phenomenal. We watched it with Teabag. Just one of the greatest TV characters.

I don't want to know what you're doing while you're watching a clip. I will say this, Chris. Do you think that the first couple of seasons are better than the rest? I thought it got a bit crap after season two. Yeah, so the first two seasons were great. The third season was okay. The fourth season just sort of became repetitive, like the program lost. I agree.

But the last season was phenomenal. The premise is like a guy's brother goes to jail and he's innocent. So the younger brother gets the entire blueprint of the prison tattooed on his body and then gets himself arrested and then he goes in to try and help break his brother out. Oh, yeah. I think it's a really good idea. Okay, what have you only just started watching, or you're yet to watch, but everybody tells you you're crazy that you haven't.

Because you're right, Dan, there is a jealousy from people that, like, us with Brady, knowing he's watching Prison Break, sorry, Breaking Bad for the first time. I honestly look back fondly on my life when I was watching Breaking Bad for the first time. One of the happiest times of my life. What's the show? Which makes my life pretty sad. Yeah, yeah, it does. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

Our producer Brady has just started watching Breaking Bad, and no surprise, is loving it, because it's one of the greatest TV shows ever made 10 years ago, More? I think they just had their 15-year anniversary recently. What is the show that you are yet to watch or you've just started watching and you are so late to the party?

Because there is a little bit of jealousy from people who actually do love the show that you're watching to know that you're watching it for the first time. The one that Jeff's called through for Meg is I had forgotten about this but I'd love to watch this again. Jeff, what are you watching now? Outrage's 14.

Of course. I've never watched it. You've never, ever seen outrageous fortune. I'd say probably the most successful, highly rated New Zealand television show ever. Robin Malcolm at her best. Anthony Starr, who plays two people in the show.

He's now in the boys. Was Tammy in it? Tammy Davis. Yeah, he played a character. Does it still hold up, Jeff? Like, you don't walk? A? I mean, I guess you don't know.

He doesn't watch it back of the dance as well holding up, but you're watching it now and it doesn't feel really old enough? No, it just feels like it's just come on TV pretty much Once you start, you can't really stop watching it Yeah, it was such a good show You should watch a clip, like you'd know a lot of the people in it A lot of the people from Shorten Street Oh yeah, okay

And what about you, Peter? What are you watching for the first time? Yeah, I'm watching a TV show The Rookie on Netflix at the moment Oh, I know the guy's face I can see it but I don't remember the actor Yeah, yeah Pretty much does everything, yeah He's on every show and movie, yeah

Yeah, yeah So this has got lots of seasons, season, nine seasons. Oh, that's a commitment, Pete. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on season one, so I'm a bit far behind. But, yeah, I'm there. So it's not super old. That started in 2018.

Yeah. Yeah. It's... Well, eight years, yeah. Yeah. Did someone put you on to it? How do you stumble across the show? No, I'm mad.

Well, yeah, it just came across it. You know, you finish a TV show and you think, I want to start something new, so that's what I found. Right. Well, I can highly recommend after you finish the rookie to start Yellowstone. Get him like that's that if you haven't. Yeah, well that's what George is doing. Shut up. Yeah.

Morning Georgia. Hello. Georgia, how good is it? It is so good. I've been to watch the first three seasons in like three weeks. I can't stop, but I've just moved house, so I need to get back on it. Yeah. And Beth's character is so good.

Beth and Rip are so good. They actually now have a spin-off that's currently dropping like an episode a week, the Dutton's. It's fine. It's not as good as yellow stuff. So it is nice to have something if you're a Yellowstone fan, but it's definitely not as good. Yeah, I think it's exciting knowing that there's still more to watch once we finish Yellowstone.

Yeah. Thanks, Georgia. Haven't seen that either. Am I the only one that just found Yellowstone boring? Yeah, Dan couldn't get into it. I just found it so... And I actually genuinely, this might be a controversial opinion. I found the writing pretty cringe.

I found a lot of the scenes just very predictable. And Beth character, I found her very predictable. He didn't get past season one. All right. Spencer the Pig from Rotorua has our FIFA Football World Cup Oracle will he pick the correct winner again next

we'll find out The Clint Meg and Dan podcast Here we go We're going to give somebody a caller as registered Hopefully that somebody is you And you answer will take the edge of my life If you don't That money goes back into the $30,000 prize pool

For somebody else Here we go Okay we're going through to Holly this morning Take the edge off my life Yeah What's it on? Full start then you get nervous Holly You think it might not have been us.

Well, you did it. You didn't say anything else except take the edge off my life. Yeah, we can accept that as a past. Now, you wanted $300 for your son to go to the Ames game. He says, yeah, he's playing hockey, so we're going to give you that. Thank you so much. It's also his birthday today. We're just at school drop-off.

Oh, perfect timing. What's his name? Flynn. Flynn. Happy birthday, Flynn. Happy birthday, Flynn. Happy birthday, mate. Thanks for being forced to listen to us in the car on the way to school.

Yeah. Hopefully he scores a goal during the Ames games. Does Mum proud. Thanks so much, guys. You're welcome, Molly. Yeah, she sounds like a lovely mum. That's how you do it. She's juggling kids, school drop off.

Still listed in the edge, though, just in case. And it paid off. I'm doing something this morning. Yes, you have. I've noticed. And Dan, I've noticed. I haven't said it, but I've noticed. The Meg says is her kryptonite when it comes to attractive men.

Actually, she said it's kryptonite to all women. I guess we're going to find out next if it is or if it is just a Meg thing. That's true, that's true. I assume it's everyone. I mean, Clint's not doing it this morning. Who do you find more attractive? Because I'm doing it, Clint's not.

You would be more attractive right now to me. Oh, my God. Yeah, and now Clint's doing it, so it's back to him. He's equal to Plaguefield again. What is it that we can do it that quickly? Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. All right, what does Meg say is kryptonite to all?

woman when it comes to us just doing one little thing and me goes, damn. I mean, you've made a sweeping generalisation there, haven't you? I have. I have probably gone a little overboard there saying kryptonite. But I do think it makes, to me, any man

probably at least 20% hotter instantly. And I... It's super fugly. Yeah, still 20% hotter. Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. And it's still... People I haven't guessed it's not carrying around a guitar case, although I have seen a study that it's meant to increase a man's attractiveness by 30%.

Our boss was doing it yesterday, and even though he knows what it does to our Meg, look at him. He's doing it again this morning. Take it listen. You're right, Meg? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. I was just saying this.

Clayton is wearing a backwards cap, and it's like, it's known to be like women's kryptonite. A backwards cap is something about it is so hot. Not all women, I think just mostly you. No, my wife's the same. If I wear a backwards cap, she's like, oh God. Yeah, Dan even looks really good in a backwards cap. I know, which is saying something.

Jesus. Dan even looks good. I'm a sad. It's a mean thing to say. Everyone looks good in a backwards cap. Our boss is wearing one of megs like, damn it. The boss is wearing a backwards cap again. Yeah, Meg's got the hot for him.

You've got to really stop having a hots for him. Stop saying I've got the hot to him. She's got a big, mean crush on the boss. Does it count for all hats? Like if I had a fedora on backwards? I don't think I could tell if a fedora was backwards. Sombrero you'd never know. Look, I just think it's, I don't know what it is about a backwards cap.

Maybe it looks like an attitude thing. I don't know why it frames men's faces nicely. But it just looks attractive to me. So it's just baseball caps. I'm trying to think of what it could be the equivalent for for girls. Well, do you agree Bella in the booth? Yeah, whenever my boyfriend wears a back could's cap, I'm... Yeah, but is it just him, though?

Or is it like all guys look a little more attractive? Yeah, I would say all guys. Yeah, it takes them up a little, for sure. Yeah, all of them, just like just a little, especially, if it's like maybe they're doing work and they're wearing a Ford's cap and then they're like trying to get serious in their work or something's taking then they spin it backwards and then they're

yeah it's all. Do you need to have your like hair poking through the top like no nothing so Carl can do it and he doesn't need to yeah okay it's interesting to know. I don't know I just, is it just me? You can be honest on the text of the table. Yeah two prongs

question like is the hat thing a real thing for you as well and what is the subtle thing that can just make you go all giddy. Just like one subtle thing and you go, oh, there they are. Look at them doing that thing. Good one from Tony. He said the backwards cap is the male equivalent of girls putting their hair in a ponytail.

I didn't know that was the thing. No, that's not, no. You're one and done on that, mate. A ponytail. I like girls having their hair out, if anything. Yeah. A lot of people like... Clint likes his women having hair to the side.

You like hair to the side. Yeah, yeah. And sleeve tattoos. Like if you've got a sleeve tattoo, just... I am pink here? I'll just stare. I'm going to out myself. There's a good question from you, Craig. I actually don't know this limit, and I don't know the answer.

He said, surely there's an age when the backwards hat looks desperate, I'll let you know when it starts looking like that on Clint, be my oldest friend that I have. Yeah, true. He's not there yet, but it's getting close. I think he's going to try into his 50s. Yeah, you're right. There might be a part where I'm like, oh, that is.

But at the moment, I haven't found the limit. Okay, tell us what the subtle thing is that does it for you. What's your kryptonite? And then, yeah, we'll find out whether the hat thing does it for you or not. Chloe loves the grey trackies. Grey trackies, oh yeah. Well, grey trackies, you know what that does. Makes your appendage look bigger.

Yeah, on most guys. Clint Megadam. Lesh go. Guys wearing backwards caps. And now everyone in the office has turned their hats around. Yeah, there's something about it. A backwards cap, the other thing I've since realized from the text machine, thank you so much for reminding me.

When my husband wears a beanie with his hoodie up, over top of that, that probably even more so. So he's got his hat facing forward now? So he's either wearing a cap facing forward with a hoodie up or a beanie with his hoodie up. I just die. Again, it doesn't work with a fedora. It might not even just be girls

because guys text through saying, I'm gay, I agree. The backwards hat? Hot. And also, can I say, if you're a woman and you're gay and you wear a backwards cap, that also works on me. It's anyone in a backwards cap or any woman or man or whatever you represent is with a beanie in a hood,

or a backwards cap, I'm into you. Can I throw one into the mix? Yes. A girl that's skateboards. Oh my God. It's so specific though. Like, if you see that. Like, everyone in the office was just able to do that right now,

whereas I can't go and grab a bloody skateboard. You could get you a skateboard. You can skate past the thing. Oh, yeah, but there's the difference between being good. A good skateboarder. Yeah. Like a girl skating on the road. Oh my God.

Yeah, okay, let's get some texts in. I totally agree with Meg. Even makes a bald-headed guy look hot and yes, grey trackies too. Great trackies is just like a lusty thing. What do you mean even makes a bald-headed guy? Okay, Sam, what's the thing for you, Kryptonite? Oh, good old red bands.

Red bands? Some gumboots. Yep. Yeah, some gumboots. Does it have to be paired with certain attire, like some jeans, or it doesn't really matter? It doesn't really matter. If they're dirty, it's a bit of a bonus. It means they like to get dirty and they like to work, you know?

Oh, I see about a brand new pair of red bands that don't look like that are going to be worn in. Yeah, you need a broken in. It's definitely for show. Okay, so if a do is a three and he puts on a pair of red bands, where does it take him to? Oh, maybe a six. Bloody how. Duffy says it's a score? Wow.

Yeah, like beef them up, though. You've got to batten them up a bit. Christina, what did your man do? I don't know if it was just me or any other. mum to be But as soon as I had my baby And he became a dad That

Oh just being a dad Being a good dad Yeah Specifically Just a provider And taking care of the house So wait Christina I coach my daughter's football team

So while I'm coaching all the girls And they're doing the halftime Oranges you'd find that quite hot Yeah Oh okay So much sex through just to do That's a dude that rolls up his sleeves Like he's about to do some work

Not that far Your sleeves are rolled up to like your neck He's made it like a holterneck t-shirt. Yeah. It's about, you've made it very feminine. Get the guns out. Okay. That's nice.

Brooke says, when they do the effing dishes. Yeah, and fair, Brooke, when you see your mandering some work around the house. Brooke, imagine if he's doing the dishes with a backwards cap on.

Yeah. My goodness me. A backwards cap or a beanie and stubbies and gumboots. Apparently. It doesn't look like you girls are asking for much. No. Yeah, we're asking for good dads who wear like a beanie or some gum boots.

And do a bit of work around the house. And then do a little bit of dishes around the house. That's it. We're gone. A baby carrot, front pack on a man. A man with a baby in the front pack? Yeah. Hot.

Don't just borrow other people's babies, though. Yeah, I don't know if we've got ours anymore. Ted doesn't have a chick in a suit. A girl in like a power suit. Oh, let's go one more. Oh, I love a chicken a suit. Yeah. Karina, you agree with on the text?

What do you think is the ultimate combo? Stubbies and gumboats. Yeah. You know, the old CCC stubbies. Oh, yeah, the Canberry ones. Yeah, yeah, black and red or black and white, you know. And then what do they got on the top, like a hunting and fishing jersey or something? Oh, got to be, yeah, one of the short-sleeved ones with a hood.

Yeah, and covered in a bit of cowshit. Oh, I can literally, I can picture your type, to a tee right now in my head. Are you single? Yeah, yeah. I am, yep. All right, but at least we know who you're looking for. Lads, if you like the sound of Karina, I'll wait under the actual pair, yep, swap digits. I feel like there's a few dudes in trackers this morning listening

going, oh, Karina. Yeah, they're pulling their shoulders back a little bit. She's got to get out of the tractor and go strut down the main street once in a while. Kaylee's got a right. She said, this is such a New Zealand segment. I don't think this could go anywhere else in the world with people make sense of stubbies and gum boots and red bands. Yeah, red bands.

I think we've got Sarah from the Conis Collective. She sends out lots of products to a lot of families that are in need. She has incredible jobs for many, many years. and we are blessed and privileged to be able to partner with the work that she does to also be able to help and use our platform. Have you heard that thing where people say angels walk among us? She's one of those angels. Yeah, she absolutely is.

Sarah, good morning. Morena, at this stage, should it be Clint, Meg, Dan and Sarah? Yeah, basically. And when I say angels... I think. I think sometimes even angels stuff up, don't they? Yeah, angels make mistakes, it seems. They do, they do.

Okay, wait, before you tell us what it was, how much of the stuff was actually sent out to families? Because I heard it was great. Look, we work in pellets, and we're super, super grateful to get given donations, excess, sort of bulk things that businesses have a lot of, or they're close to use by, or whatever it is. So we take everything, we say yes to everything. And so this was six pellets of quite a few hundred products. my operations manager was super pumped because it was something we never get donated ever. Moistiser, everyone deserves moisturiser. So, so excited.

You know, put them in toiletry packs, sent it texts out to all the other organisations we work with. Guys, guys, guys, we've got moisturiser. Everyone's thrilled. Lovely, yeah. So great. Like thousands of bottles of the stuff. Thrilled. Yeah, absolutely thrilled.

Feedback started to come in from various places. that it perhaps wasn't moisturiser. And it was vagusil. Brilliant. Yeah. So that's not moisturiser. No, it's not for, no, it's not for the body. It's for the lady.

Yeah, it's an intimate wash. And there is no shame in that, by the way. I wouldn't have any shame of being women. No, no shame. Exactly. No, no shame. Can I ask Sarah? It looks very, very different.

Yeah. Can I ask Sarah? Because I'm just looking on the Vagicil website first time. I've been there. And I will say that they run a few products. They have got the wash. Not with face wash. They have a lot.

There is how much Dan knows here about the female body. So they've got the wash. But then they've got another product that's an anti-h cream. And then they have got like some sort of moisturiser for that part of the body as well. What one did you send out? It was the balancing your pH levels within you. And very important. But I would like, my head of operations, who received this donation not once but twice,

would like to everybody to know, who actually, also, he is my husband too. But he wants everyone to know that it was the most incredible donation. He couldn't get rid of it fast enough the second time. And there is a lot of people in Tamaki Makoto with very balanced pH. Yes. Yes. Yeah, we have some, like, good vulva health. And that's wonderful.

Yeah. Sometimes we don't run out of body. Sometimes when I run out of body wash, I use my hair shampoo on my body. So maybe you could do that with that. You could just rub it over your armpits and stuff. Apparently, actually, it is a very, very good body wash. So everyone go by vagusil. That's the moral of the story in the end, isn't it?

Thank you, Sarah. I'm getting some. $9.50, always. Always a pleasure. That's so good. Oh, man, when I saw that text yesterday, man, it absolutely folded me. What is the workplace drop ball? I mean, maybe it's not as big as Sarah's husband

sending out thousands of bottles of vagicil to families around New Zealand when they thought it was moisturiser. Because like you said, no harm, no foul. The end of the day, there's pH level is just absolutely where they need to be around the country. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, did you crash into the boss's car with the forklift? Did you put an extra zero on a bank statement if you look at the bank or something? Yeah, on transfer. Yeah, what was it? Well, you look, bango. Yeah, that was it?

was a bad one. And maybe the boss saw the funny side about it. Maybe that's what we'll guess. You tell us what the mistake was. We'll guess if the boss saw the funny side in it or did not think it was hilarious at all. Prize for the best caller. Clint, Megan Dan. Bless her. Sarah from The Kindest Collective was just chatting to us on here just a few minutes ago. They had a whole lot of what they thought was moisturiser donated to them. So they sent out to all their families. Just a real blessing. And they didn't check the outsides. And it turns out that they'd sent thousands of bottles of vagusil to a bunch of.

of unsuspecting and deserving families. But from what we've found online, very good body wash just anyway. Yeah. Not just on that part. Definitely helps to level out the pH. A lot of women around New Zealand rocking pretty pristine pH levels, it seems. What was your workplace drop-all? This one that's come through, I was like, oh my God.

There are like a receptionist, I imagine, or someone who looks after the boss's things. Because they said, I was asked to send flowers. to my boss's wife. Uh-oh. I accidentally sent them to his ex-wife. Oh my God, that's one of the biggest stuff-ups, yeah. And then she'd be out. How can you even do that?

I guess if it's a new wife, maybe, and you haven't updated your file? Details, maybe they just LinkedIn or Googled the person. You imagine if she's like, oh my God, Brad just sent me flowers. What does this mean? Does you want to get back together? Oh, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. This one's interesting. First day on the job.

I hit reply all on a company-wide email. my message was, can this meeting be an email? It was sent to 600 people including the CEO. That's a bold thing to do on your first day. Who's sending, can this be an email on the first day? Unless you've come from somewhere high up, you know, so you're like trying to assert your dominance early in a new business. Another one said, I ordered 10,000 branded pens instead of a thousand.

You get through it. They're going out in like Christmas hampers and stuff, aren't they? That year. You'd be giving them willy-nilly. Damn, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I remember one time my husband used to work in radio as well, and his one job, I think he was an intern, was to film this big moment. They had this huge prize, you know how we do it at work,

and if you can imagine one of our big thousands of dollars concert ticket prizes. And he had the camera face in the wrong way. Oh, God, I'll be there. So they went to look at the footage. It was just one job. He had set it up, and unfortunately, when they went to look back, they didn't have the moment. They had no, because they didn't have cameras in their studio.

at that time so they didn't get any footage of the moment the person won. So I used to produce for Jono and Ben and I remember we went to Kiss, the band Kiss was in the country and we went to interview the lead singer at his hotel so it was in this big hotel thing in the city we walked in

I had like, it was before iPhone so it was like I had this big recording thing we set up the microphones, did the whole interview, I forgot to press record so we got back to the studio John I was like okay we'll play that out today just edit up the interview And I was like, shit.

Oh, Ted, how did you admit it? What did you say? I sat in the studio for like minutes being like plucking up the courage to go in there. Yeah, went in. And what did you do? Did you blame the machine? He was wild.

He was throwing stuff around. Yeah. Oh, dear, those guys are a-holes. God, they're assholes. You should not listen to them on the hits. Definitely not. They're not the most lovely people ever there. No, definitely not.

They're almost like Simon Barnett. They hate puppies and all sorts. Johno punched me, actually. He punched me in the face. Yeah, yeah. But then I fell over and he kicked me. He would have been like, that's all. good, bro.

It's a complete waste of everyone's time, but you're all good. You're still learning. You're only 10 years into this job. And then he spat on me, allegedly. And last one to wrap us up here, I was a student working at a bank. Customer was waiting, looking angry.

And so I was trying to look busy and I found a button under my desk. And I thought, I wonder what that did. Curiosity got the better of me. I pulled it and it was the silent police. Oh, God. All the cops rocked up about five minutes later. You won't do that again, though.

That's a learning curve. Damn. Okay, coming up next, an insight to Meg's parenting, I think. Oh, yeah. Your kid needs to be on that TV show. I was going to say with Bill Cosby, not with him anymore, but kids say the dandest things. I wouldn't sign her up for that. Not Bill Cosby's doing a show. I think they've got a new host now.

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