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Episode Date: November 18, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of The Clint, Meg, Dan Podcast with Ash London, join hosts as they navigate through a range of topics. The show kicks off with a humorous discussion about sending risky texts. The podcast also includes lighter segments like a nostalgic throwback to early 2000s music, a hilarious game of 'Nude or Not', and explores listeners' shortest job stints. Additionally, the team dives into the world of AI-generated music and even dish out advice in an unpredictable segment of Advice Roulette. Don’t miss the exclusive behind-the-scenes look at Dan’s preparation for the big 'Hit The Spot' event, which features a live choir performance. Lastly, tune in for listeners' confessions in 'Lord's Confessional' for a chance to score tickets to Lorde’s sold-out concerts. A blend of laughter, deep reflection, and unexpected revelations makes this episode a must-listen!00:00 Welcome to the Show! 00:17 Sports News and Brain Injuries02:28 Phone Songs and Music Throwbacks06:00 Akon's Philanthropy and Wealth Inequality09:36 Listener Calls and Funny Stories13:27 Scandal Updates and Trump Talk17:18 Living Longer by Sleeping Naked30:24 NFL Retirements and Roasts33:27 Shortest Time in a Job38:11 Freckles and Facial Symmetry42:44 NZ Breakers and the Pride Flag Controversy47:50 Advice Roulette: Painting and Car Suspension56:55 Hit the Spot: Choir Practice01:05:40 Real Music vs. Fake Music01:10:21 Dan's Google History01:17:27 Confessions and Kegels

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megandandandam podcast. Be freaky. Clint Megandan with Ash London. He's harder. In Auckland.

Good morning, 6am. Hard to start with a real buzz after hearing that story and news. Thanks, Glenn, by the way. Ali Katoa, Tongan player against New Zealand who got hit in the head. three times and got the brain bleed. He plays for the Melbourne Storm. They just said he's ruled out of the entire season next year. Oh, poor guy. That's so scary.

Brain stuff's so scary. Which you hope is a precaution, but maybe it's more of a sign of how... I've never heard of a precaution being a year in three, two months. Yeah. How old is he? Are he... I'm young enough to be able to do another season after that. I'd say he'd be

lucky if he was even 30. If I had to have a guest, produce Neeps have a look, I'd say like 28 maybe? I hope my son wants to play chess or tennis. He was born in 2000, so he's 25 years old. He's no older than 25. Oh yeah, so if he can take a rest next year, come back stronger the year after.

Yeah, I guess it just depends on how his life. Geez, he's my age. That makes me feel real shit. No one wants brain surgery at any age. But geez. All right, we'll try and pick things up this morning and give you a little comic relief. If he wants a treat, head to my Instagram

at Ash underscore London to see what just went down about five minutes ago in this studio. Me, Nipia and Carl I reckon with all what saw stomachs from laughing at these boys. Oh, we had some fun before the mics turn on, don't we? I'd love to use the song as a 6am throwback, but I wonder if it's a bit niche.

In my world, it's very well known. It's very niche. But it is niche, eh. And I'm in your world. Yeah, that's true. So if I think it's niche, it's niche, babe. Yeah, it's from the Honey soundtrack. Remember Honey with Jessica Alba?

She was like in a dance movie. Every guy I know, maybe not you, from that era was that was when she became like the... She was the hottest girl in the world. Deep blue for me. Into the blue.

Into the blue. Whatever it was. What's the deep? Oh, that's the one about the megalodon. Oh, Carole. She wasn't in a movie. No, that's called the Meg. Or just Meg.

Right. Now, into the blue, you're right. When she's like doing free diving and Paul Walker is like her boyfriend and he just puts his hand on her like butt as she's like coming back to the surface, I think, from memory maybe. Yeah, very specific.

No, there's definitely a scene in it. He does that. Clint, Megan Dan Oh my gosh About to jump into a 6am throwback Us versus the playlist Jonas Brothers is currently holding The playlist spot

I'm joking from government This must be a real old one Because they sound like kids Well The Jonas Brothers I mean we could play that But we could play a telephone themed song Because on this day in 1963 The first push button telephone

and debuted in the United States, eventually replacing. Remember the rotary dial where you go... My grandma had one of those. Took so long. Yeah, so apparently that was... They were the only phones until 1963, until then buttons were created.

We could do Push the Button, Sugar Babes. Great song. Push the button. Yeah, you can't. Mm. I love that song. I can't find in our system. A-Con keep on calling.

Because I thought that could be a go. Is it called Keep on Calling? Is it a different name? I don't know. I mean, obviously there's a couple of themes phone songs by Beyonce and Lady Gaga. Yeah, and weirdly, they teamed up on two telephone songs. So there was Telephone Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce. And then they did video phone.

But then you guys are also forgetting soldier. boy. Kiss me through the phone. I do like that song. Yeah, this one here. Carl? Carly Ray Jipson, call me maybe. Oh, good song is right.

It was a huge song back in the day. I mean, I'm still leaning towards my own suggestion personally, but I'm happy to be wrong on that. Sugar Babes. Push the button. Yeah, I would love a little keep on calling, but maybe we don't have it. Carly Ray was kind of discovered by, Justin Bieber wasn't she back in the day it was when Scooter Braun and him were a team

What was there some drama? I don't think it had anything to do with Justin Bieber really? I think it's just Oudabroba as a manager. Was there some drama around the hot guy pushing the lawnmower? He came out in the media like a couple years ago and had some controversial opinion or something or he wanted I don't know, did he want to do a

call me maybe but he did like from the guy's perspective and he did the song about what Was he calling out like reverse sexism or something? I don't know something like that I think and trying to Sounds like he's trying to get he's one second of fat. Yeah. I don't know if he's got abs anymore either. It's hard to keep those things.

And it was a while ago. It was. I remember Chris Pratt talking about like it's having a, like an annoying pet, like a high-maintenance pet that you don't even really get to hold or play with or take for a walk. You know? Like it's not a fun pet like a dog.

It's like having an axol or something. Yeah. Are you talking about abs? Yeah. He's talking like he's had them before. His were painted on when he was doing dancing with the stars. The end of dancing with the stars. The ride at the end of the season,

And we're trying to say, we'll go to a song, and in about a minute he'll pull out a photo of that. Yeah, he will. Oh, I've already got it here, actually. All right, let's go. Let's go, Sugar Babes. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Push the butter in your 6am throwback. Thank you to the person that texts and helped me out when I was trying to find the Acon Keep on Calling song,

because obviously the first push, if you missed it, the first push button phone was invented on this day, so we're going through all the phone songs. And I couldn't get Keep on calling. P money, not Acon. Pee, money. work with Acon, I would know AICOM wasn't even on the song. Yeah, Aikon's on it.

Yeah. Good on him. That's him. But it's a P-Money song. Do you know what Acon's doing now? He's like dedicated his life to bringing like water to Africa and like light to Africa. Good on him. We're like setting up systems like so that they will.

Raised billions of dollars. Crazy a eye. Really? Amazing. Yeah, yeah. Isn't that funny that you don't hear? I've never heard that fact before but good on him. He's been doing it like for like years.

I want to say like 15, 20 years. Yeah. That's why he's not doing music anymore, and everyone goes, what's Aikon doing? It's like feeding the people of Africa. I'd listen to his music more now because I know there. It's solar power. So he's involved in a huge philanthropic effort through the ACON lighting Africa initiative, which provides solar energy to rural areas and the early Confidence Foundation,

which focus on education and job creation. So it's only less of that and smacking it on the floor. Like, I mean, we're just doing way less of that. Smack in poverty. Yeah, smack that. smack that poverty, smack that darkness. Straight away, getting rid of it. I wonder how long.

We will never get rid of poverty, sadly, in the world, will we? There'll always be some sort of... Can we though? Could we? If we had the top 1% of the richest people in the world go, let's give away half of our money and it would be gone? But I've read in the past that the way that our society works, it balances on the inequality.

So the only way that the society we live in works away does is by having people in extreme. poverty and having others in extreme wealth. I thought it's always... It'll throw a spanner in the works if all of a sudden everyone's on even playing field because then you don't have people doing certain jobs that need to be done

because they're like, well no, I don't need to do those. But not even that, it's just like economic systems rely on things being the way they are to still work and if it was thrown out of whack. I saw a thing the other day. Which is disgusting. Yeah. And it was said much more eloquently that I'm going to say it. But there was this lady, I think she was a politician

in America from the Democrat. crap party. And she was saying that no one in the world should be a multi-billionaire because most or all of the companies that are created in the world. And she's like, it's all and good to be rich. You're welcome to it. If you've worked hard, you can be rich. But you should be

sharing that wealth with the people that helped you get there. The people that built the roads that you transport your goods on. The police officers that keep you safe while you're doing your business. Absolutely. And all these other... Well, some of them that are rich don't want the police officers anywhere near them. Exactly. Depending on what they're doing to create their

wealth, but you maybe that's a cool rule. Speaking of really rich people, experts estimate that Elon Musk's USAID cuts, so that's like insurance, health premiums, all that, have caused up to 330,000 deaths in America. Wow.

Yeah. There should be a rule in the world where you cannot have more than a billion dollars. I agree. I don't know who makes that rule, but it's like, right, a billion is the cap. Because I mean, who needs more than a billion $1,000. Try telling that to like Elon Musk or someone like that.

He's a trillionaire. Tesla's... What's a trillion? A thousand billion? It's a million. It's a thousand billion. Yeah. It's a $999 billion and then you get to a trillion. Think of this. We got to this conversation. Real deep political chat from Acon. Isn't that incredible? And the push button phone being invented on this day. In the space of three minutes, just ticked over three minutes 40, we've gone from Acon to solving the world's issues. How do we stop getting rid of billionaires?

I got that wrong, by the way. You said, is there overseas aid? So, like, they stopped helping poor people overseas and that's 330,000 people died. Okay, it was almost factually correct. Oh, that's crazy. At least I corrected myself. Yes, exactly.

I have respect for the truth. First call of the day, if you wanted to be you, just give us call. I wait home to the edge. Especially if one of those people that say, I don't call, I never get through. This is one of those times that you might find the phone rings, and then you go, oh, my God, it's ringing.

And then you freak out when we see after about, about three seconds, you disappear off the phone line because you realise you actually could have got through. Just sticking it for a few more seconds. Yeah, just ring, you know, live on the edge a little bit. This morning. Carl won't bite. What's up Carl?

Wait, what you guys are trying to say just in is just keep on calling. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you haven't. Keep on calling. Is that egg on? Let me pay money, actually. All right, we'll see you have free coffee for the rest of the week. Thanks to our show sponsors, Ed, for your efforts.

Clint, Megad. Lesh, go. First call. Day, first call on the day. By, looks like Lisa Martin from Auckland, who I've said your first and last name, Lease, hopefully that doesn't spreeky out. And also, guess what, team? What?

She is a... First call for the first time in forever. First call. Hello, stranger. For the first time. Morning, Lease. Morning, how are you? Oh, good.

What's brought you out of the woodwork all of a sudden? Why today? How long have you been listening for? And then why today? Maybe because I'm running late and actually had time. Okay. I'm in the car now rather than usually I like to be at work by six. Right.

Oh, you're very late then. Yeah, very late. Oh, my goodness. Me, half an hour late almost. Did you get some action this morning, babe? Or just, you know, sit down. Yeah, no. It's raining and I just wasn't moving fast enough, obviously.

Yeah, fair enough. So it says here you work as a transport logistics person. Yes, yeah, yeah, yep, yep. So like couriering or trucking or what kind of transport? Yeah, a trucking company. All the trucks right now are all backed up, hey, behind each other, all on their horns, trying to get the gate open. Where's Lisa?

Where's this, wipeguard? How old are your kids, Lisa? 14 and 11. Oh, nice. Great ages. Great ages. Get your life back, kind of. Yeah.

Yeah, because the 14-year-old can... Or turn into an Uber driver. Yeah, that is very true. So the 14-year-old can stay home on their own and now babysit the 11-year-old. Yeah. But again, she has to drive them around to all the bloody sporting events.

God, I hope my kids are nerd. Well, Z. Well, did you bidder yesterday, Lise? Yes, it was actually, yeah. Oh, thank you, right. Oh, 21. That's so amazing. Well, well, well, well, we'll go with 30, and that probably sounds a bit more realistic,

but probably not. You've got a girl. Yeah, we'll send you a voucher to go spend-in-store at Z. They've got a new gourmet chicken, cranberry and brie pie that you can try if you feel like it. Awesome. But you do, you.

Don't make this the last time you call us, Lees, all right? No, no, I definitely won't. Thank you, guys. Love you, Lease. Have a good day, bye, yeah. What a lady. I mean, transport logistics sounds stressful, to be honest. I couldn't do it. So does that mean, 11 and 14-year-old.

Pardon me, he's like, yeah, you're getting your life. The other part's like, oh, but then you're entering into this high school world. Oh, man, the game just. just when you think you've got hold of the rules and how it all works and then all the rules change. They're playing a completely different sport, I reckon when your kids hit high school.

I wonder if she works for the company Mainfrake, because remember they've got those trucks, and they've always got like that real, on the back of the truck, it'll have like a lovely little quote. And it's like a real inspiring little quote. Because they do that. Yeah.

Obstacles are the things you see when you lose side of your dreams. You're like, lovely. The best bumper sticker I ever saw on back of a truck was when they were promoting Final Destination, the new movie. this year, and they had a bumper sticker promoting the film on the back of logging trucks. Brilliant.

I was like, that's so good. It's no good. That's the epitome of leaning in, isn't it? Yeah, very, very clever. All right, coming up next, we'll get a Scandal Live Day. What, you need to know that's going on in the world of entertainment? Yeah, I want to talk about Trump, but not in a Negway. This is just one of those...

Oh, you are? No, definitely on a pro-Trump. All the good things about Trump. Yeah, because he's been copying a lot of flat lately. It's just something to file, and I can't believe this is that really happened. and this is the state of the world right now. Like, as if the president said that. Well, there's the problem now.

You can just be, oh, that's deep fake. Come on, that's AI. That's exactly what Trump's here as well. Yeah, but he's actually... I'm going to go to a week first. Okay, yeah, you'll come back with a scandal. The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. Gossip and Entertainment.

Clit Migg and Dan with Ash London. Scandal. So you may not to be aware of this, and I know this because I watch the West Wing, is my favourite show of all time. But on Air Force One, the president's aeroplane, the press, a press pack. So this press gaggle, follow him around, they go on the plane, and often they'll have

press briefings when they're in the air. It's like a good use of the President's time to be cool while we're traveling from this place to that place you can speak to the press. A lot of people have been kicked off Air Force One if it doesn't really like the way they report or whatever. I think I've seen that movie. Yeah, it's great. Harrison Falls a different one. Get off

my plane. Oh my watch that again this weekend. Oh good. Obviously all the reporters want to know about you know, in the past couple of weeks is these Epstein files that, you know, he's refused to release and now looks like he's absolutely lost his party's base support over the Epstein file,

so he's flipped and said, okay, but he ain't released him because he doesn't want to be embarrassed when everyone votes against him. He was asked about it on Air Force One as part of the kind of gaggle of reporters trying to speak to him, and he called one of the female reporters,

Piggy. Quiet, quiet, piggy. Quiet, piggy. Really? Do you think he meant by that? Do you think it was like, they were all trying to get like, like, everyone was coming at him and he was like, you're all being pigs? Maybe, like, maybe benefit of the doubt.

Maybe that's just her nickname amongst all the, you know, like maybe she's just known as piggy. You know? Or maybe she's Peggy, but she's in a Kiwi. So it's like, it's like Peggy's trying to say it like a Kiwi's. If you see the video, somebody is asking him a question, I can give a longer lead in, and then someone else interjects. And then he tells her to be quiet because he's answering someone else's question. So it does feel like he's trying to throw shade.

Because ahead of Harvard, with respect to all of those people that are not going to JP mortgage ships. Sir, if there's nothing incriminating in the five of them as well, listen? Quiet, quiet, we go. And then goes back to the original question. She's not getting on another flight, is she? No, I think he's probably no longer on Air Force One. But can you imagine if Obama did that?

I know. But because it's this classic thing of you build this normality and it becomes normal. Exactly. So Obama said it, of course people call it out because I'd be like, it's out of ordinary for him. It's like that person at work that seems to get away with everything.

But it's because it's almost expected from some people because they're always very short and they're very rude. So when they are, it's like, well, that's just Jeff. Whereas anyone else who isn't normally rude who decides to just have a bad day one day, but I was like, whoa, what's your problem? Yeah. So I think Donald Trump's like Jeff at the workplace who's just,

It's like when Creach ate Yaz's a skin that was peeled off her sunburned chest, everyone was like, that's just Creach. But if I did it, they'd be like throwing up on the ground. Oh, it would, yeah, I was going to say, that story everyone would know. But to be fair, everyone already does know that Creach ate Yaz's skin. To be fair, I was still a bit gross out, even though it was creached, to be honest, yeah. I love that man more than I can say, but. It's low-key cannibalism.

I said it on the day, and I'll say it again. You're absolutely right. Well, good, there's no scandal sponsor because no one wants to be associated with that, I don't think. No, 640, how women can live seven years longer. We're always looking to see how we can extend our life and have a little bit of balance because there are things we know that aren't good for us

so if we can kind of balance it up with the stuff that is, did you find this on a very believable medical journal, Clint, or did you find it on Ladd Bible? I'm unsure I'll have to talk to producer Carl. He found it and gave it to me. That's definitely Lad Bible, definitely. We'll see. It's a study, scientists.

Two studies. Uh-huh. And they only lean into facts. Yes, as well known that Lab Bible employs many scientists' stories. We don't know if it was from Lab Bible yet. Clint Megan Dan. StinkyBit.

All right, are we ready, team? Mm-hmm. Are we ready? Facts. Yeah. What do women need to do to live seven years longer? All they need to do. One tiny change.

Asleep naked. Yes, science. Of course, this is the fact that Clint's journeys. What about guys? I sleep naked. How long am I? How much extra am I living? Yeah, scientists don't say anything about that, actually. But I mean... How is that affecting my longevity by getting my vagina out every night? Okay. To reach a deep sleep, because sleep is the most important thing. Yeah. Right? The body needs to cool down. Clothing traps heat, creating warm pockets and without it. You sleep faster, and you also sleep more soundly.

Because during sleep, your body produces melatonin, the hormone that not only regulates sleep, but also fight cellular aging. and Case Western Reserve University Show Melatonin production Is highest in a cool environment It's why you wake up hot You never wake up cold Yeah you do Oh the covers have come off for me

I need to pull the covers up Some cold No I will say this Now I'm not a woman Fact But Hey let me do that Yes science

But I do sleep naked And I will say When I've got my undies I'm like sometimes I'll get into bed and I've been doing some work around the house and I've still got my undies off and then I can't get to sleep and I can't get to sleep

as soon as I've flicked them off goodness me I'm straight out like a light undies off always I know where I need to bed you've got a little to breathe but I need to have a top on otherwise my boobs go so like rogue

that I'm not comfortable so you're Winnie the pooing in bed yes really so she's got a shirt on the hang underneath or I've got those like business class pyjamas that you get because they're really light, very light fabric, very loose, but no undies.

So I'd say that's more rare than people sleeping fully nude. Well, it talks about if you're not trapping heat in the intimate area, you prevent harmful bacteria growth, lowers infection risk, improves blood flow to the pelvis, and positively affects your menstrual cycles and libido. I second all of that. That's fact. You shouldn't be, I mean, you can do whatever you want,

but I was always of the belief that you shouldn't wear undies to bed. I always try to get my wife Hannah to do it as well, because I'm just like, why don't we both sleep naked? She's always really scared about if there's a house fire or something. We have to escape in the night where she's... How many times has that happened? Never clit. But...

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, science. If I was home alone, like if Adrian wasn't home, I would... I'd be, like, quasi-dressed. You have, like, a tuxedo on or something? No, I go on. No, just in case, like, buddy needed me or something happened. I don't want to be, like, running down naked.

Weird. My wife won't sleep naked because she thinks it encourages me. Oh, my gosh. Have we got anybody that's 90 listening that has been slept naked their whole life and can correlate the science? Because I reckon, you know, until I hear someone actually say, I live to 100, and it was because of the nudity, I'm not going to. But the thing is, you never know, like, how old you would have lived otherwise?

Exactly. Maybe your natural die time was 75. Should we just do a game of nude or not? Oh, that's good. I like that. That is good. Where you call us and just tell us what you're up to, and we can't ask obvious questions, but at the end of just having a little bit of a chat to you

we have to try and work out if you're naked or not I think I've got a superpower with this Ash I don't know if we've played it with you I can just sort of sense just by the tone of someone's voice if they're wearing knickers Well I've got I can second that looking at you today I know that at one point

Today you and Hannah will be naked together And you know how I know that The hat you're wearing Last time you wore that hat Yes I wore this home literally last week And she said come on down to the bedroom She loved him in that hat Did she stumble that hat

She got a little nervous. She was a bit nervous. Yeah. But I do that to people. Yeah. She'll go down to the bar. Why don't you bed to the come? I mean, come to the bed.

Damn it! Alright, I wait under the edge. We'll blame nude or not. Just a few little questions and we'll work out if you're naked. Yeah. Alright, fine. And then you can, we'll give you a prize. Yeah, yeah.

All right, so you can have clothes on or if you've just gone out of the shower and you're hearing this and you're a bit of fun. A bit of fun. Oh, wait under the edge. Supposedly women you can live seven years. longer. If you sleep naked, can't get into all the scientific facts around it. There is no scientific facts around

it. It's just some... Cooling your body so melatonin can be produced and have, you know, all that sort of stuff. This is Clint's study, he's going to take it home to Jamie and be like, look at this. A science, baby, a science. Oh, I'm definitely going to tell her about it. I'll forward it to her first. We want to play a game of nude or not, though, and just try and work out right now, if getting

ready for work or home from night shift, you are talking to us completely nude. Hayden's on the blow-morning, Hayden. Oh, hi, guys, how are you? Hey, I'd imagine you'd be a nude sleeper, Hayden. Oh, sometimes. Yeah, I knew you would be. Hey, are you, what's your relationship status at the moment, Hayden?

Married, one four-month-old. Yeah. He's been married for a while. I know, we didn't know you're a new dad. Yeah. See, menaces can be fathers, too. You know, and I love that for you, Haydo. Okay, chances are.

People are going to call up, they're probably not nude, right? But Hayden's the type of guy that I reckon loves a bit of a yarn, and I reckon he's stripped off naked for this chat. I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, just say you're in full name right now, Hayden, just so I can listen to your voice. Hayden Allen. He's nude, I reckon.

He's nude, I reckon. I think he might be in the car. Yeah, but that's the perfect place to be naked. I'm going to say not nude, and you guys can go to me. Okay, and we're looking in nude? I think so, Clint. Okay. Hayden, are you nude or not?

Ah, well, I'm winning the Poo's situation here. I've taken my pants off for the cool. Okay, half-bye. Everyone's right. Everybody's a winner. I love that, classic. Hello, time for everybody. Yes, I love that about you, Hayden.

Don't you go on your car with your pants off? Why are you in your car with your pants off? That's questionable. The truckies driving by Hayden, like on the way into work. Susie's called as well. Morning, Suez. Good morning. Now, she sounds a bit naughty.

She makes Susie flirting with us. Now Susie's always up early, so I know that she could possibly be nude. But has she already got dressed? I think she's up early. She's having a shower, doing her breathing exercises, having a coffee. She's up and out of, I reckon she's fully clothed. Are you at home, Susie? I am.

I'm actually on my lifestyle block. Well, not mine, but our lifestyle block and feeding the birds outside. Oh, I was going to say. So she's saying her neighbours aren't within touch. distance out the window, like a lot of places in the city. So if she wanted to be naked outside, that would be fine. Yeah. But it's pretty cold. I reckon

she's outside, but she's got a little bit of clothing on like her. It's not cold. It's not cold at all. She's leading us down the nude route, but I feel, we've got to look like idiots. We'd be like naked. She's like, no guys, I'm outside. Of course I'm your perps. Well, I can say she's nude because I'm a lady. And I reckon it'd be risky with birds. What if they pecked in the wrong places, you know?

They're not picking your pecker, Dan. And Susie doesn't have a picker? Yes, true. All right, so you're saying not nude? I mean, not nude feels like the easy gamble, isn't it? Yeah, well, it's up to you, babe. Let's lock in clothed, not nude. I'm going nude. Okay, Ash, is going nude.

I want it. No, I want it to be nude. I'm going nude as well. Oh, come on. All right, Susie, here we go. Are you nude or not? No, I'm not. I'm pretty close.

I knew it. I'd love you to be nude, Susie. Just for me. Yeah, she was trying to lead you guys as straight. I'm going to take my son to school soon. Yeah, okay. Oh, we should have found out if anyone else was home. That's good actually.

Imagine your son just like looking outside being, the hell is mum doing naked feeding the birds? She's like, I'm doing the radio, but back to be in to the edge. And he goes, oh, that makes sense. It checks out. Thanks, Susie. Thanks for listening and always being said to be a part of the show, darling. We love you.

We love you. You're welcome. Love you guys too. Hey, bye. Hey, Susie, do you want to go to Wicked in Cross Church? Yes, please. Yeah, and Hayden, you hold there as well, bro. We'll sort you out as well.

Because we've got a whole lot of cinemas, Silkiota have given us cinemas to Wicked for Good Around the country We can send listeners to Palmer Nelson, Christchurch, Queenstown and Auckland Yeah, we'll get you there They've got luxury leather recliners

Gourmet food and drink delivered right to your seat So you guys enjoy that Susie and Hayden I've seen it twice now you won't be disappointed It's such a good movie Twice in a week eh Within the week Yeah I think I've seen it more than Ariana Grande

I got in trouble too by the way Thanks Dan My mum messaged me I saw it this morning like 430 How come Dan took his mum to wicket and I didn't get to go. Because I'm a good son, Clint, there's a difference between you and I. Someone says because he's a good dad and took his two kids.

Yeah, and Dan had a plus one and his friend, me, was already going. His friend is. His other two friends are overseas. Even then. You said, thanks for that, Dan. Clint, Megan Dan, The Edge, 1K, E, Z. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online.

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You played heaps online on the Easy Money online game on the Rover app, so let's see if this translates to on ear. Hopefully. All right. You sound busy. What's going on? I'm just in the passenger seat. I'm just my husband's taking himself to work,

I've got to take the car today. Okay, all right, it's good. As long as you can be focused because you're going to need it. All right, Paige, your letter today is K. K for L-M-H-I-J-K. Okay. Nice and quick.

A thousand bucks will help you with your kids. Two under two for this champion, full-time mama. Page, beginning with K, can I have a girl's name? Caitlin. A four-letter word. A pass Something you buy at the supermarket A brand

A brand A country Pass Something you see at the beach Pass A verb A verb A doing word

There was no coming back from that, sorry, Paige. No, there wasn't. The four-letter word. Yeah, that could have been anything. A brand, Kellogg's, Kleenex, Kodak, Kraft, Kieless, Country, Kenya. Far out. Sorry, Paige. It was a bit of a choke, wasn't it?

Oh. Yeah, no, that's all right, though. I mean, you know, I think Paige, you know, you've got high standards. You'd know that that wasn't a great effort, but incredible. At least you got a great name page. Thank you. I hope the kids are good for you today, darling. You have a wonderful day.

Thank you for listening. See, bye-bye. All thanks to notes, glass. Back again at 8, proud partner of the Special Olympics. NZ, if you want to crack it easy money. Clint, Meg and Dan. So at 8 o'clock we'll give you a bit of a behind the scenes look into how that's tracking. Wicked hit the spot on Thursday.

Oh, yes. 24 hours away pretty much. Feeling nervous? I am a little bit this time because musical set is kind of my thing. Yeah, and you don't want to have. embarrass himself without the choir. A speech stand there, a professional choir, you know, so you don't want to embarrass them myself.

No, you're right. We've, well, we'll get a lot of, I'm hit the spot in our house, and buddies become obsessed with the backstreet boys one. And yesterday he goes, Mama, can you put, as long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back on? And I'm thinking, okay, he means everybody, backstreet's back.

So I put it on and he starts dancing. He goes, Mom, who sings this? Who's the singer? I said, it's the backstreet boys. He goes, okay. And then, like, five minutes later, is the backstreet boys Clinton and Dan? Clinton wishes

That's so sweet Makes sense He saw you guys singing it He thought Well they must be the backstreet boys Clint's dream I think dream job would be Backstreet boy

Yeah Maybe one of them dies And they're like We need another guy In the team And they get hired Clint And we want a Kiwi When they dropped Kevin

There was a spot But they never filled it And then Kevin realised He couldn't do anything better I saw him Brainwave mate And then he went back He came crawling back

Yeah There's a guy called Rob Kronkowski he's had huge success in the NFL, American football. Take a listen to what he has done because he retired and he started playing again and now he's

retired. Now he's signed like a 12-hour contract. NFL star Rob Grunkowski is signing a ceremonial one-day contract so he can officially retire with the New England Patriots. Grank, as he's known, played nine seasons in New England, winning three Super Bowls. He briefly retired

in 2019, but then he came out of retirement to play in Tampa with Tom Brady where they won another Super Bowl. That's so sweet because I've never played sport, but I would imagine that there's something powerful or meaningful about retiring for the sport you love from the team that means the most to you. Because I think they talk about retiring like a player's jersey, and supposedly, I think it's a silly rule, you're going to retire the jersey in the last team that you played for. So because he played eight seasons with the Patriots, because he went to the Buccaneers for

his last two, he can't retire his jersey with the Patriot so he sign him for 12 hours. He effectively is back on the roster and he can retire his jersey there and they'll never use that number again and it'll hang up probably in the... I wonder how he much he got paid for that 12...

Probably nothing, I'd imagine. Ceremonial, it's like one of those ceremonial university degrees. Oh, Rob as well, he's been on like the panel roasting Tom Brady when he had Tom Brady's roast. I love that roast. But if you're sitting there to roast anybody, you are also open

to being roasted and because people don't think he's very intelligent. They're all making fun of him. Tom also lost $30 million in crypto. Tom, how did you fall for that? I mean, even Grank was like, me know that not real money. Like he's the best. He didn't know than Tom Brady

in that roast. Oh, yeah. And he copped it on the chin. Yeah. They still do them. I love the roasts. So good. So, so good. The Kevin Hart, like, he wasn't his roast, but he was like, he was hosting old mates and everyone laying into Kevin Hart for being short. And he was just laughing so hard.

He's having the best night of his life getting roasted. It was so good to watch. 12 hours must be one of the shortest employments ever. You'd think. Yeah. And I think people who don't understand NFL or what Rob has done for the sport just see that he signed for 12 hours and be like, geez, whatever in there. That obviously didn't go well for them. They were on a bit of a trial and didn't even last the day.

Usually it's like a truck driver and they crashed the truck in the first day and they're gone, you know. Yeah, I did like one and a half days as a barista at a crappy restaurant. And then I saw that they scooped the mould off the cakes and put them back on the shelf. And I was like, I'm not working here. Scoopped the mold of a cake. Yeah, a cake got a bit moldy. It was closed down now. And then just like re-ice it.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. That is disgusting. I know. And I've told everyone, like, because it was like next sort of my apartment. I was like, if people would try to go with it, I'd be like, don't do it. Don't do it, yeah. All right, we'd love to talk shortest time in the job. What happened?

We'll guess how long you lasted. So you tell us what the thing was that caused you to be like, I'm out of here or you got fired. And we'll guess maybe how long you lasted in your gig. I'll wait under the edge. I'd rather come around on this song. We'd love to know, um, shortest time and a job. You let us know what happened. Maybe we'll try and guess how long you were there, day, week, month.

You know, based on something you saw or did. It's usually better as well if you were fired from the job. It's a better story. You're like, like, you might have started a job and, like, you Ash, didn't like it for whatever reason and then left, but some people, the person that, like, spilled coffee all over someone and then left. We had out of blazing glory. Well, you started hung over and you threw up at work,

and they went, no, you can't be doing that, babes. We got somebody who said that they were a tour guide and they got asked to join the social netball team. They ended up blowing out their ACL. How long do you think they lasted in the? job. ACL. Oh, I'm going to go

four hours. Oh, a little longer, three days. They said they started on the Monday. The game was on the Wednesday. Blew out there, E.C.L. And as a tour guide, you really need to be able to walk yourself around and showing people bits and pieces. So she said that was me. Not ideal.

Unless you're just the person in the front of the bus that's sitting down going and on the left, you'll see a museum. Maddie, what were you doing? Yes. In your job? I was looking after school eight children as an after school care facilitator Okay

Looking after children Okay, that can be tricky Nothing worse than other people's kids, Maddie If you ask me Was there a moment that happened in this job Where you're like, yeah, I'm done Like that's it for me It was a rainy day

Yeah A 20 year of a kid A trap in a small school Like a school hall Not living in a school hall Just a small hall Okay, so it was a quick... You had a rainy day?

Okay, well, they're going to happen in the first week. There's nothing worse. When I rock up to pick up buddy on a rainy day and all those kids are inside... Nightmare. It's smelly, it's hot, it's sweaty, it's loud. I would say, a day. Okay, so in the first day, you're like, I'm done. I'm not coming back for day two.

How long did you last, Maddie? An hour and a half. Come on. Whoa! You were not cut out for childcare. Did you get vomited on? Like, was it just lots of kids in one room? And you were like, oh my God, I come.

I can't do this. Yeah, it was just out of my mind, and I'm like, I was training to be an early travel teacher. That put me off to because of it. Fair enough. Good on you. Good to find out before you finished your training. Did you just walk out and leave, or did you at least let people know you were going?

Oh, I told them that I had an exam that I haven't finished revising for. Yeah. That's true. I was doing exam periods when I sign up myself for the job. And they were like, oh, I just have a for a trial. What do you do now, Maddie? I actually have a job at a stay-at-home mom. Stay-at-home mom.

You're just looking up to your own kids. That's hard enough. Can't walk away from them if you don't like it. True. Yeah, and Alec, how long did you last in your job? I lasted about four hours. Whoa, what happened, babes? I was staying the night at my friend's house the day before,

and I had my trial. And I needed a ride, so I brought him with. They weren't very happy that it was following me around. Where do you work? No, I'd never got that job. Now I'm a truck driver. Okay, so it was a trial that you did not get. Yeah.

I wouldn't have given you the job either. Don't bring your friends to work on the first day. I think that's kind of key, isn't it? Track driving. Susie texted through, I did my first dint at room service at a hotel, a hen's champagne brecky. They asked me to open a bottle of champagne, which I'd never done before,

and proceeded to shower the bride to be and the balls and myself. Nightmare. That's rough. I mean, that's done at the end of the line, right? You know what you needed to do in that situation? Like when you accidentally spray the bride, that's where you've got to commit and make it look like you've done it deliberately

like they're doing Formula One. And you shake it up and really go for it. Oh my God, I mean, she might lean in as well. Oh, my God, it's all about me. Look, a whole bottle of champagne for me. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're to lean in on that. All good luck out there.

You at least want to keep your job till Christmas so you get that holiday pay. You know, get all those stat days. All right. Coming up next, the golden ratio results. Who's the hottest on the show? Found out that Emma Stone has the... Was it Emma Stone?

Not what's the name. No, Emma Stone. According to science, she has the most attractive face. Yeah. Which is interesting because she's got those googly eyes. Yeah, maybe that helps and she's got the besymmetry and all those things. Yeah, she's gorgeous. Yeah.

I love her so much. Freckles. Maybe freckles are a... Do you reckon it also counts of freckles? No, I don't think it's just sort of... symmetry of the face. Yes, science. Clint Meg and Dan.

We're about to find out who has the most perfect looking face according to science after Emma Stone was awarded. The most beautiful face according to science. Olivia and Rego on there as well, apparently. The Golden Ratio, they call it.

Jordan, what's his face? Jonathan? Bailey? Yeah. I don't know if he was in the running. He was just chosen by public opinion. Yeah, which is more important, which I think means more. I think the men's list for 2025

hasn't been released, but I know last year Robert Pattinson won it. Oh, for the golden ratio. Yeah, the golden ratio. Well, the golden ratio, it's got three ratios that it takes of your face. So there's the face height ratio and then the eye to mouth ratio

and then the philtrum to nose. The filtrum is that little indentation above between your lips and your nose, that little clefts in there. So what you're saying is the person that loses this, all their bits are out of whack. Pretty much. Okay.

So it takes the ratio of all three of, both, then it gives you a average. And of the three of us? Should we go hottest to... Okay. So according to the facial golden ratio analysis, with 82.26% the hottest is Ashley Elizabeth London.

Oh, piss on. Thank you so much. I want to thank my mum, my dad. Pess on. All those who contributed to my genetic factors that give me the hottest face. That's so predictable. Where did you excel and where did you need improvement? Okay, thank you for asking.

So I actually got 87.9% and 87.8% for eye to mouth and filter him to nose. However, my average was brought right down by my face height ratio. Long face. Which is one to one point four rate. Now that you say that, it does seem long. Dicket. Dik is. Ash walks into a bar.

The second hot. Oh, that's me. I will end you. Okay. Well, we ended up to dad and I, we can take the piss out of you. You're the hottest according to science, so piss off. All right?

And I know we're on me. Okay, so sorry. Sorry, Ash. What were you saying? Too far. Too far. I didn't want to interrupt. No, that's a shame.

Magically, the results are skewing in front of me. They're recalculating. No. The lowest golden ratio analysis. It's actually the lowest ratio ever recorded at 4%. Clint Randall. Wait, are you just giving her my school? How embarrassing to be that fuggly.

I don't know what he's saying. You're going to have the den. Wait, so no, in all seriousness, I did get to go. In second place, 78% was old mate, Randall. And then the ugly. You're not going to be able to buy you as I don't like you. Ugly. Hey, hey, hey, damn's ugly.

Hey. I'm not going to get told them. by a horse. I've gone from like Team Dan to now I've just jumped over Team Ash. It's just like, mate, there's no alliance here, right? It just changes within the break. Classic Clintwick being in the middle. He's on the fence with everything and now he's on the fence.

You're only 3% apart. Dan, you got 75%. Where did I lose it on? So you lost it. My eyes are too close together or something. Your face height ratio is very, it's in the 60th percentile. So you've got a very, like your face is in what that means is from your eyebrow to your lip is very squashed

together compared to the other parts of your face. Okay, so maybe if you and I procreate, our kids will have a normal shaped face. No, thank you. Actually, there's not a very there's no. A horse girl. Dad was that six of the horse. Oh my gross.

This is so predictable. I literally could have written this. I can't even understand what he's saying. I think it's because your mouth too close to your nose and it's a I'm only getting every second word

I can't tell him his eyes are open or closes Oh my cats are off London I've got a scandal update coming up next when these guys can compose themselves Kid Lines and three on the edge Clint Meg and Dan

Oh my gosh Do you want me to play the scandal bed Or is it not really that kind of vibe No I know scandal bed here I think you're actually right then darling So I just read the hand of Headline, NZ breakers, they are the NZ team in the National Basketball League, refused to wear the pride flag patch at the Australian NBL Pride Round.

The NZ breakers have collectively said they won't wear a pride flag on their uniform during the Australian NBL's LGBTIQIA plus Pride around next year, due to some players' religious and cultural beliefs. Now, the team have come and put a statement out and said, it's in line with the league's voluntary participation policy. Fine. The players discuss the matter as a team. some players raise religious and cultural concerns about wearing the insignia.

This is not good enough. Like this day and age, it should not be happening. Especially, you're entitled to your own opinion as a person and as a player. But when it's an organisation and a team like the breakers, they should be setting an example. And here's the thing. And I grew up in a very religious household. I went to church for the first 25 years of my life, some of the best years of my life. So I understand that this is a very big deal for people of really.

religious beliefs. But what I want to remind people listening is that wearing a patch is simply saying you are welcome here, that you are included, that we love you, that there is space for you and a place for you, which is what the church is supposed to do. That's what Jesus was all about. It was opening his arms to everyone and saying, you are welcome here, I love you. Not with condition, not with all this yada, yada, yada. And it's just like when I look at the way the world is now. I think our queer community, our trans community, our gay community, they are doing what the church is supposed to, which is upholding love, inclusion, joy, openness. They are the ones in the streets celebrating life. And I know so many Christians who live like that, who are so

open and welcoming and loving and say there is space for you to worship with us, to pray with us, to love with us. I just wish this wasn't the one issue. There was the thing that enticed me to become Christian when I was 18 and I'm still someone of faith and I'd still consider myself a Christian now. The thing that moved me into a different lane, let's say, is the thing that I loved about it

was that there was more to life after I died, I believe there is. And I also loved the fact that when even the apostles were following Jesus without getting too religious on it, they were like, there's so many rules, what are the most important ones? And Jesus says, love God,

will do your heart, soul, mind and strength and love people like yourself. And so for me, I'm like, we're getting caught up in all this other stuff when all Jesus is like just love people like yourself and as soon as we start doing stuff like this I don't believe we are doing that and it's not something that I want to be aligned with

if it means that I have to treat people of the rainbow community differently so I've taken a step back in that regard and I think it's really sad that people can't have a faith and feel like they can't be open to the community that would love the game of basketball would go and support the players

and then you're not going to support them and their lifestyle by not wearing a flag on your back? It sends a message to trans people, to gay people, wherever they are on that spectrum. Does send a message you are not welcoming places of worship? And this is our national basketball team, sorry, Ash, and kids watch them. They look up to these players.

And they are, as I said before, allowed to have an opinion personally. Of course. 100%. But wearing a patch supporting people from that community is not a, like, you're not at. They're not going to hurt you. They're not, like, the queer community are not going to hurt you.

Do you know what's funny as well? Because we're cop and flack on the tech. Some people are agreeing with what we say, and then other people are saying, you guys are pushing your beliefs on everyone, quick with the woke agenda. And they're obviously not agreeing what they're saying. It's just, I just think,

we just need to be less judgmental of people and love everybody and trying to make the world a better place. And so often we say we are doing that, but it comes with conditions. Yeah. And it's just... We're not pushing our beliefs. We're just saying,

can we just be more open to accepting people? Yeah. And not everything has to become something. It's just, I mean, it breaks my heart because I think about young queer people in this world, looking around at what the world is telling them about themselves and about how they innately are and how scary that would be. To a 10-year-old, 11-year-old,

who loves to play basketball, who knows that they're gay and has never told anybody, and you see this and you go okay well something is inherently wrong with me and that to me is heartbreaking and it's sad I'm really disappointed in the breakers because of this really disappointed

and you guys are allowed to hate on us yeah and that's what everybody's allowed their opinion absolutely go for it yeah exactly we're all going to believe different things and that but I think if we can be open-minded sometimes we'll hear things and we'll go you know what actually yeah you're right or we'll hear things that go no completely disagree

and that's going to happen because that's life The Clint Meg and Dan podcast Here we go When therapy's too expensive You can call Oh it under the edge It's Clint Megan Dan Advice

All right The wheel decides who gives the advice Even though say Ash Myself or Dan Maybe may have more expertise Yes What will we say our expertise as are I think we're all pretty broad

You know what I think Ash you'd be good With like anything beauty related Thank you so much I've got health How to pick up tricks after you're 26. Yep, exactly.

Late in Life, Virgins. How to get back on the horse. If you've never got on the horse before. Just on the horse for the first time. Yes. And what about you, Clint? I think he'd be beauty, actually. Oh, thanks, babe.

It just comes natural to Clint. He's so jealous of you. How natural gorgeous you are. Oh, no, it's not jealous. It's just, oh, God, I wish I was that. That sounds like jealousy. Jealous, it isn't? But you don't get to choose who gives you the advice,

the wheel chooses. We put it in the hands of fate, and that's what's so wonderful about it. Okay, first one says I'm painting my weatherboards. Is it okay to use a paint sprayer rather than brushing and rolling them? What are the pros and cons? What's a weatherboard? Okay, if it's not ash, it's Dan.

Oh, I just spray it. It's literally the wooden panels on the outside of a house. Okay. Make the good the walls. The quicker and the better, I've always said with painting. And if you can get away with spraying it, go to town, I say. You get spray paint and do a bit of fun. Have a bit of fun.

Do one more red, one more green. Is that like a spray paint can? or, like, paint that you load into a sprayer? Ash, don't ask difficult questions. Well, do you definitely don't want to do with a spray can. Well, that's why I thought he was going with that. Yeah, that's what I think he was saying as well, but I can't give the advice, so I mean... I think if you can get away, my advice is if you can get away with spraying it with a spray can, do it.

It makes it way easier. Okay. Well, that's the advice. That's what's been decided. I didn't even know what a weatherboard was, so I can't think. But even I could tell that you probably shouldn't do it with this. Sometimes those spray cans, they're getting blocked all the time with the paint skin. You know, you've got to make sure.

You've got no skin in the paint. Is that like a film on top? Yeah, and so you really want to get a panty hose and rip it, put it around the outside. So when it sucks the paint, yeah, so when it sucks the paint out of the actual bucket. Shut up, you weren't the person that was supposed to give the advice. I've just re-sugged me in. You sucked me in. Someone's texted saying, should I get the stiff re-suspension on my 2006 Mitsubishi Outlander?

I know exactly what to say. Diff re-s suspension. Is that so you can go drifting? Mm-hmm. It's landed on Clint. Oh, stiff rare suspension. Nah, no, no, no, it feels like an unnecessary, unnecessary spend. He's thought about it.

Your car's almost 20 years old, man. Do not be pouring any more money into a 20-year-old car. Okay? Yeah? Dad, can you tell me what a stiff rear suspension is? It just means that your suspension is harder and it is not absorbing as much shocks on the road as others. Wouldn't you prefer to bounce up and down nice and slowly than just be on a real stiff rear suspension?

Okay, we have one more before we go to a song, but keep them coming through. What's the pros and cons this person has said on having common sense or not having it? Okay. Sprozen cons of having common sense. That's quite a deep question. It's landed on Clint again. The cons of having common sense. I don't know if there's any cons.

Well, sometimes it stops you from doing fun things. Like I've got too much common sense. So I go, would I go sky and I think, no, I'll probably die. When I go bungee, I think, no, I'll probably die. but then I'm missing out on all the amazing experiences. You probably won't die. Common sense suggests that you won't die skydiving because you can do the stats.

And you're more likely to probably die in a car crash. So you've got more common sense than me or maybe. And I would say this. The opposite to common sense is probably ignorance, and they say ignorance is bliss. Bliss, baby. Are you living with ignorance? Yeah.

And it's bliss. It really is. I think there's some sort of a backhanded compliment though, to be fair. Therapy's too expensive, you can call Oh, it under the edge. It's Clint McGinn Dance. Advice rule. Okay, time for maybe one or two more.

We'll spin the wheel find out who gives the advice. The other two have to remain quiet, even though they may give better advice. Here's a quick one. We're going to keep this person anonymous. I need to find out the size of my girlfriend's ring finger. How do you do it without her knowing and giving my plans away? Easy.

Okay, spinning the wheel. I think everybody will give good advice here, hopefully. It's landed on. Oh, damn, it was all miss me. Is it deep? Daniel. Okay, I would say, I've done this before, and I think the best trick is going to the other hand.

So my wife, Hannah, would wear rings on her other hand, but on the same finger. So you'd just take one of her rings after she's taking it off and then take it to the place where you're buying. What if it's the only ring? And also, look, that's my wedding finger there. It fits perfectly. If I put it on the other side.

Oh, wow. Your ring finger's different from left to right. Okay. But maybe that's because if you've worn a wedding ring on one of them for seven years. Go to T-moon and get all. all the different sizes, and then when she's sleeping, slide it on her finger. And she wakes up, but she's like, why are you touching my hands? It's a high risk,

but just don't wake her up. And then you have to have an excuse if she does wake up as to why you're doing. What would your excuse be, Cliff? Just like your fingers, babe, they just really turn me on. Jamie, believe it. You can't freeze like that. You can't be... Maybe. Oh, no.

Can I tell what the actual answer is as a woman, because this is helpful? Always engage the bestie. You just go straight to her best friend and say, Babes, can you get her ring size? Can you figure it out? Because girls always do stuff like, let's try on each other's rings, let's go to shop and try on rings.

It wouldn't be weird. Just always, the best people will know, what kind of ring they want, what they do and don't like the size. They've probably brought... Great advice. Ash, it was Dan. It was Dan.

We do that a lot, don't we. Sorry. Yeah. I wouldn't trust anyone else checking it because I'd be worried that they would stop it up. Sophia said, measure it while she's sleeping.

Thank you very much. How deep are all these people sleeping? Yeah. Make sure she's had her melatonin before she goes to bed. I wake up even when Hannah just gets out of bed. You're leaving me? Where you go? What's the car running?

Why's your backpack? Where's George? Clint Megan Dan. Spinky Boo. The Edge. 1K.E. Z. Money. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play any time online.

All righty. Here we go. Ten corrects answers. Inside 30 seconds. Wins you a thousand bucks. No repeated answers. But you can pass. And if we've got time, we will come back.

which I think if you pass a couple, you still got time to go back. Three might be too many. But Cagland Africa passed two. It still had time to go back and she was our $10,000 winner last month. Speaking of previous winners, we've also had a previous winner

that was a school teacher and we've got another one on the line right now. They are the best at this game. Yeah, morning, Sarah. Sarah. Yes, good morning, guys. Morning. Okay, we need to be faster than that,

my love, if you want to win $1,000. Oh, well, We'll do our best. We'll do our best. Is that your daughter with you? Okay. Now, I don't think we've ever just saying, Sarah, we've never had a winner when they've had someone helping them.

Yeah. Because almost the time it takes for you to turn, to look to your helper, and then them tell you the answer, then you tell us there's just not enough time. Yeah, you need to be the answerer, and they only jump in if you pause. Yeah.

We'll do, we'll do our best to be speedy fast. Okay. They're already stolen to the down. I don't like the chance. Okay, your letter to is L. L for Loh, the her. Which you won't be. We hope you are not.

Okay. Beginning with L, can I please have a city? London. A movie. Lost. A book title. Lost in space, sorry. Lost in space is also a book title.

Okay. A kitchen utensil. Fast. Something you find in the garden shed. Lorn spray. A type of fabric. Linen. A flower.

Lylet. Something in a school bag. When you started explaining why your answer was correct, I felt maybe that was probably chewing up some of your time. Yeah. It goes quickly on the radio, doesn't it? In my defence, we've been driving and Gracie, my daughter rang and then just held the phone in front of my face. And I was like, hello? That is hilarious.

She called on your behalf because she wants an electric scooter, I believe. She did. Yeah, she always has a plan. You're in Alexander, so you're not too far from Queenstown, right? No, not far. I take some crommel, so I actually... Oh, how about we send you a double pass, so you can go and check out Wicked for Good

in the Silki Otis Cinema in Queenstown? It would be amazing. Sweet, well done, mate. Yeah, Silkiota. It's a New Zealand-based cinema, luxury leather, recliners, gourmet food delivered right to your seat. So you guys enjoy that, Sarah. Oh, that's epic. Thank you.

Thanks, Doug. Good day. Easy money back at 3 o'clock this afternoon. All thanks to our mates at Novice Glass, proud partner of the Special Olympics, NZ. Clint Megan Tan. Oh, exciting. We're only one sleep away. Hit it.

Hit it, boar, get it. Hit the spot if you're new to the show. It's one of our favorite things. We will be singing along to a song. We'll drop the music. It's still playing in the background. We're singing on a cappella. We bring it.

right back at the crescendo and see if we're still in time. And we brought it back to grassroots this week. We're doing Define Gravity from with it, the simplest way possible. With a choir. One of the hardest songs in musical theatre sing, really? Yeah, it is, it is. And we actually had a little tiny practice last night with the choir. We met up.

And here's the thing. I want them to go away and kind of practice themselves. So we kind of had a couple of run-throughs. just so they know their part. Yeah, the arrangement. Because this is the arrangement they're learning. There's them coming in. There's a lot of voices, a lot of things going on.

And then Dan comes back, hopefully here. Wow, that's so good. Three-minute voice break tomorrow on the radio. I don't want them to come coming in blind, okay? So I want them to know a little bit of stuff. They sound amazing. Can I first, like, straight away off the mark. How awkward would it have been if you rocked up to the thing?

They were like, uh-uh. I know. Luckily, they've got the singing down pat. That's fine. I've heard a little snippet of the practice, the behind-the-scenes practice from yesterday after the show. See, Ash, if you can spot what I thought was wrong in this clip. Okay.

Why's our lady singing with you? That's your bit, isn't it? That's the hit-the-spot bit, and Dad looks like he's sharing the spotlight with somebody else. Is she helping you? Now, here's the thing. We had this little rehearsal, and there's this lady that keeps coming in.

I don't know, she's one of the choir members. Yeah, yeah. But she keeps coming in on the bit where I go, which is the hit-the-spot moment, where I go, I didn't have the heart to go, sorry, mate, that's my bit. I don't know why she's, I got the vibe that she's been told to do that, and I don't want to steal her thunder.

So I'm going to have to go, in the next 24 hours, let her down and go, look, your solo's being stripped. That's my bit. I think maybe, yeah, she was the placeholder. She was keeping them in time and doing the dan, but it's just in her bones now. Yeah. All good combo, better you than me. I've got some audio of Dan talking to the choir. so I don't know if he was like one of those guys

he gets all caught up at it and he's like like a tough coach where you've got it was painful I know Daniel or if he's one of those coaches that like leans in and tries to be a confidence player take a listen that's what I'll do if I

if we get it nice sounding great guys okay cool great so I think yeah there's a I think in the original if you hear it it goes so we have to that sounds like me directly There was a guy there that is like the boss, yeah, he's the boss of the choir.

And he's usually, I think he does conducting. Yeah, yeah. But I sort of stood on his toes a little bit and was like, like, leave this to me, bud. And sort of like, not my first radio. Yeah. Well, you have to hit the spot, not Robin. Exactly. You are the way.

Because if, you know, if someone else is conducting and you hit the spot, Robin's hit the spot. This is my ship and the buck stops with me. And unfortunately, if I don't hit the spot, it's on me, not them. Yes, yes. Okay? They're just here to make it sound good. Man, they sound, make it sound good. They said, yeah.

Have anything, even if we don't hit the spot, at least it'll sound epic. And being up to the Stemong Choir, get around them and go to gig. I'd like to hear from people actually on that, because that keeps being brought up what Dan just said. What? Even if we don't hit the spot, at least it'll sound great with the choir and whatever. But the point of hit the spot is the timing and hitting the spot. Stickle for the rules, isn't it?

It's like saying, he's done a couple of successful ones with me and he's suddenly the boss. It's kind of like amazing. Maybe being like, hey guys, go out there, have fun. If you don't score any goals, it doesn't matter. Well, maybe not. But if you want to win, it does. Yeah, totally matters. So, does it matter if Dan doesn't hit the spot this week?

Like, what's our vibe? And what do you think will happen now that Dan has incorporated 20 other people who have never played hit the spot before? Danny Alstay and kick that lady out. She can't sing a little bit. Hit it. Hit it, hit the spot. Whoa. All right, hit the spider.

It is going down tomorrow. I just did it be his backhanded compliments, Dan. Ash was like, it's good, because you can sing enough that it's not shit, but it's not amazing. It's true, though. Dan is going to be singing Defying Gravity. You are an amazing singer.

Do not get me wrong. One of the most difficult songs in the world, I think, to sing. We'll pull the music down. He'll continue to sing along. We'll bring it back right at the crescendo moment. See if he's in time. The game has always been about timing. And if you're off by half a second,

and you may as well be off by three seconds. Yes, that's true. It's worse to be off by... It's worse to almost get it. Yeah, because then you want to celebrate, but you know you shouldn't. And this week, Dan has gone and recruited a choir over about 20 people

who are going to be helping him do a lot of the backing bits. The songs define gravity from Wicked, and most of the pressure is actually coming from myself because of all the songs in the world, of all the songs we've done for Hit the Spot, I know this song the best. I really do, but it is very, very tricky

to do it because there is a lot of trilling there's a lot of stuff where you can go out of time Dan was practicing with the choir if you missed it yesterday but there's one chick who does Dan's alone with him I'm going to tell her to stop singing at that bit well Danny I was going to opinion on that morning Danny

morning guys how are we yeah good awkward combo for Dan to have yeah I'm a little bit savage here but you need to take the ball by the horns here Dan come on it's your segment. Yeah. Sorry, love.

Sorry, love. That's how I'll say it. Sorry, love, later more. There we go. That's what I'll say it. You've got this. Regardless if you hit the spot or not, I think you've proven yourself. So anyway, with all the other ones.

So we'll back you regardless. Thanks, Danielle. I appreciate that. Regardless of hitting the spot, we back you. Because Liz doesn't agree so much. Morning, Liz. Hi, guys. How you going?

Good, babe. Now you think we definitely need. to hit the spot? Then, Danny, you have to hit the spot. It's always been about hit the spot. It's never actually been so much about how it's down, although you always

do sound great. But you absolutely have to nail it. That's all there is to it in my opinion. This is the moment, you know, in Star Wars where Yoda pushes Luke Skywalker back into the thing. You're my Yoda. You've never seen it now. Okay, but anyway. So thank you for, I think we need

words of wisdom from you, Liz. I was starting to lose touch of the truth. Yeah, you were worried more about the performance and who's singing which bits, and actually what you really need to do is go back to where it all started, which is make sure you're in perfect timing. That's right. Okay, the pressure is still there, but tomorrow, this time,

a choir in studio, hit the spot, wicked edition. It's happening. So many people have said, I think you've gone too far. There's too much pressure. We've had too many successes. We should have ended the year on the high with Queen that we nailed two weeks ago. We've still got five weeks of the show left to do.

We've got to fill it somehow. Can we film old? Yeah, the truth. All right, hey, we'll see how it goes this time tomorrow. Next on the show, though, step into our confession box and tell us why you've been a little bit naughty. Naughty. Lord's confessional next.

And if we forgive your sin, we'll give you a double pass to catch our Lord next year in either Auckland or Christchurch. Yeah. All right, step into the booth. It's nice and warm in there. I've put the heater on. Oh, it is?

Yeah, it's lovely. Oh, good. And Ash knitted some new cushions as well. She did? They're very squishy. Yeah, it was just a wooden bench seat before. As if. Clint, Megan, Dan.

If you want to win a double pass to Lorde, either Auckland or Christch, next year when she's doing a few gigs, or you have to do a step into the Lord Confessional and let us know why you've been up to that most people don't know about, and we'll forgive one of you. And so, yeah, we'll take it's coming up just after 8.30. Some funny ones this week. That's a very big, dramatic ones.

Very naughty ones, eh? Right now, though, time for real music versus fake music. I hate this, because I hate how much I love the fake music. Lovely Willems. Angels. One of great songs. Huh? One of the great pop songs, isn't it?

Yeah. The country AI version of Angels, is it better or worse? I'm loving angels. instead and through it oh she offers me protection it's better

isn't it? It's not better it's just a different kind of wonderful that's pretty good though oh we need to hear like a Chris Sable Turner or a Luke Holmes

do it legit yeah all right well that's a computer all of it's made by computer so none of it's real and then when you say that it's instantly ruined for me

instantly ruined okay Justin Blake Hard to be The song was massive when it came out So it's real music How does the old? It's been hard to do

Because it's very like The vocals aren't very They're kind of in the backgroundy You think it'll be hard But not for AI It sounds like creak That sounds like crape That sounds fake to me

It sounds like What goes around Goes around Go and go the way back around I like it Luke Co's probably going to like Go That's actually a great version

I might do that place That could be the next fast car cover For him That is good now It's way too beautiful Oh I like this song Real music Sean Kingston

That's why you don't You can't replicate Kingston Well Hey I gave it a go Real Music fate music Who takes the win Joe Sean Kingston You're a way to be a musician in 2020

Oh my radio How was that even possible that they've managed to like get this nuance? Unbelieving it's why It's because without artists and authors permission it's mining all of our music, all of our art, it's mining it all, it's learning from it, and it's copying it. Isn't it crazy? Okay, one last one.

Surely. Usher, A.I. Can't do it better than Oshah, baby. All right, let's take a listen to the fake music, AI version. I told her I said, Hey, yeah, yeah, shoddy got down low. She said, come and get me. I got so caught up I forgot she told me

I don't believe it I used to be the best of homies Yeah yeah yeah Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh man Most of my playlist now

In the weekends are just fake music Oh I think you're part of the problem Clint You're giving them the power I know, I know. I'm just listening to fake music and the weekends out and people literally, if they're around in my house,

like, damn, who's this? I was like, this is AI. I want to hear, like, Leon Thomas do this. And the thing is, Leon Thomas would nail it. Yeah. But he hasn't done it, you know? So, and then the computer just doesn't.

Oh, God. It's so good. He's playing it. Oh, good. I'm like, yeah, just works that out for me. She asks for one more dance. And I'm like, yeah, how the hell am I supposed to leave?

and I say Hey, yeah. She said, come and get me. I'm bringing around, slowly. All right, Lord's confessional next. Step in the boot, confess your songs and we could be giving you a double-passer Lord next year. Meepia.

Can you email me that full song? Oh, yeah. She was all in. Go on the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Clint, Megan, Dan. Last chance to get your tics in, dark as funnyest or most outrageous secrets to go and see Lord

when she's here in Fibb, Auckland or Crossridge, both sold out. Yeah. It could just be a funny thing you did once and no one knows about. Yeah. Or just something that other people might think is embarrassing, like when I brought my poo to work

and put it in the fridge for my gut microbiome test. I knew it was fine, but everyone else was like, you should be embarrassed. Sounds like, nope. Yeah, it's tickets to the sold-out show. What's in Dan's Google History? It's in sexy, isn't weird. Will it solve a great big mystery?

But just something you would fear. Dan's Google History. was rifling through his phone once a week just to see what he's been up to. And sometimes we do learn a thing or two. Oh, God, geez. It's a good way to get into the psyche one, Daniel. What's your middle name? James Castle. Cuen. No, yeah, Q and Webbie.

Q and Nguyen, I forget about that. Oh, no, if your bestie slash co-host spent two years working on a novel and put it out, you'd just buy it, wouldn't you? You wouldn't like, you wouldn't Google Love on the Air Ash London Review, and then you wouldn't Google Love on the Air, Ash London

cost, to first of all, find that if it's any good, and then second of all, find out how much it's going to cost you. Yeah, because the thing is, I was on the edge, like, sort of deciding whether to buy it for my wife. And then, Scott, I only got four and a half stars, Clint. Out of ten? Out of five, which is very good. Well, four and a half was great out of five. Thank you so much.

Out of ten, not so good. And if you want to find out how much it does cost and where you can purchase it for, you've got to do, is text the word ash. Oh, yes, S, three, three, four, three. That's Ash, that's Ash, that's Ash, that's Ash, that's, that's actually three, don't use the segment to. Flog off your book, Ash. So trash to 3-3-3-4-3. The perfect. Killing.

Wow. I was kidding. Very. I thought we'd all just keep laughing. I worked for two years on that book. Perfect stock. I have a lot of respect for anyone that's going to spend that much time putting a book together. I don't know.

I don't say spend that much money on a piece of shit. Okay, moving on. Oh, darling, sometimes I read the things you Google and want to come give you a hug. Is it too late to get musley before summer? And apparently not. You can get mussely in six weeks. No, you can. It's said on Google.

You can. Who do you got to pay and how much? Oh, I didn't say go into detail. I said you had to work very hard. But you can get muslin in six weeks. No, let's be fair, because summer is also Jan and Feb. So it's not like it's, because I was going to say summer starts in 11 days. That's too late.

But if you want to be like fit for like midsummer, you know, Jan Feb, yeah, man. Or even autumn. Problem is, it's the hardest time when you've got like Christmas parties and like, you know, everyone's bringing food and popping champagne. And booze is the worst thing to get getting fit. And it said just have lots of protein and stuff. You know what's got protein in a Christmas ham. So I just have a lot of that.

Also lots of preservatives stabilises in a Christmas ham. We've got to be careful with that stuff. We're going to go to the beach and stuff. No one's to be indoors at a gym over summer. So it's tricky. Good like that. And then he said quick ways to get buff. Was there a quick way to get buff?

No, it just said work really hard and go to the gym. You've got to go to the gym pretty much twice a day. Yeah, it's not happening. Let's be honest. Next up, what year did sushi come to NZ? Oh yeah, because me and my wife, we've had this conversation before, Clint, many of times. And I said, I reckon I can pinpoint the day. It was 1993 and I went to Pakaranga Plaza.

And I remember going, what's this newfangled thing with rice in a circle? And it was sushi. And I remember being like, it must have started like around there. And it was, it was like early 90s. So cute. Wow, we didn't have sushi? Before 1990. It was like a very niche thing in the 90s.

How would you take a toddler out to eat if you didn't have sushi? Oh, my no. I would, might thank you Japan, is all I can say. Someone else told me about coffee. Coffee, like where you go to a cafe in New Zealand was only a thing until like the early to mid-90s. Before that it was just like... I think we were talking about it on air, didn't we?

Yeah. If you make sushi for kids, you know, those little ones where it's just rice with chicken on top and then you put the terriaki sauce with the mayonnaise, can we have some where you leave the seeds off, the sesame seeds? Sesame seeds are the best part. I know, but not all kids want the seeds. Oh, okay.

How you say, oh, they're magic seeds. They make you so strong. My daughter's heart. That always work for me. My mom would say, put here on your chists. Why did you want that? I'm literally being lasering my chest for a year. And that's, that's an L for you.

And I'm so sad that you've lasered. You've even laid you just snail trail. Like, come on. No, man, I'm silky. Every lady knows, there's nothing hotter than a snail trail. Yeah. Not for you. You didn't have to look at a snail trail and be around.

Just us. Okay, this again. Is it like the yellow brick road? Yeah, at least of the glow rack. Okay, let's just finish it there. Come on, stop. In case you forget where the thing is. So it's got to be here somewhere.

That's a shout out there. We have a trail that shows you where it goes. Whereas you guys have stuff and we're like, we just have to guess. I don't know, what's going on? We're just trying to work it out through most of our, like, early. And finally, is it legal to be in a thruple followed by can you marry two women at the same time? Yeah, apparently it's legal in New Zealand to be with two people at the same time, but you can't marry them.

Why did you want to know that? There was a story the other day of this couple that is a thruple in New Zealand. They're trying to split all their assets because they're broken up. And they're like, it's unprecedented because it's a three-way split. So then you end up marrying your fave and you don't want to do that, so you probably don't marry either of them. Who's got the energy to have two partners? Hayden's just text her saying. Don't read it out. I don't want to know.

There's a love on the airbook on Trade Me for eight bucks first. I'll go and make an offer by now for five. Do you know who it is? It's probably that person that you gave my book to when we did that. Oh, yeah. What the cat brought in. They thought, oh, this, I've read it now and I loved it so much. That'll be it.

And it was so good that I want someone else to experience it. I'll just log it off for eight bucks. I'm going to look that up to see Hayden's pulling our leg or not. If I can get it for five, it's a deal. Okay. What is your confession? I wait under the edge. We could be sending you to Lord next.

Green Light on the edge. Matthew McCona has got a book actually called Green Light. Bloody could read that. Green Light. And he does the audio book himself as you would. Yeah. He'd be making big money from that book, I reckon. Yeah, massive.

Is it like a self-help kind of thing? It's an autobiography, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but then a lot of quotes and life lessons that he's learned from almost like he's lived like three different lives with all the stuff that he's done. It's actually crazy the life that he's lived. He's also put out a poetry book, but he read some of the poetry on Graham Norton. Everyone was like, wow, that was still moving.

And I was like, I don't understand that one. Poethe. I've never got into poetry. Never be my thing. Anyway, we're talking about the wrong green light. We should be talking about Lords. We got your tickets to go see her in her sold-out gigs, Auckland and Christchurch and Feb next year. Step into the Lord Confessional.

So confess your sins to us with our Lord Confessional. And if we forgive you, we'll give you a double pass to our Lord. when she performs in a few months over summer. She's managed to fight everyone else that's calling this morning, off the chain the phones, and Sasha joins us on a voice disguiser, fake name. Good morning. Good morning, guys.

Good morning. Sasha, what do you've been up to? If you step into the booth and tell us your seat. Take a seat, Ash, now made some new cushions. It's nice and warm in here. Make yourself comfortable. Dan will give you a foot rub. Well, okay.

All right, really good. Okay, are you ready? Yes. You ready? Okay, I'm a little bit embarrassed, but thank God I've got a voice disguiser on. So my confession is that I went out for a few drinks with the girlies a couple weeks ago and me and my son co-sleep with my husband sometimes. He's four, but he was sleeping in bed, and I think I had a few too many,

like, had a wee accident in bed. I know what you've done. My husband was like, oh my God, what the heck is going on? And I blamed it on my son. As he would. As you would, baby. That's so bad son. When you were son and being like, I did a mum, I did a mum.

And then you're like, yeah, it's okay. You're a naughty boy. You're grounded. That's funny. I think we all would have done that in that situation. There's going to be some pluses to parenting. I've never drank so much that I've wet the beard. That's crazy.

You must be partying hard, Sosh. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that. But also she's had a baby when you have a baby, your bladder controllers and what it used to be. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can't do trampoline parks. One word for you, Sash, Kegels. That's the way out of it, I think.

Do you know what's so funny. I'm not thinking anyone with the pelvic floor feels this way. When I hear the word Kegles, I have to start doing them. Are you kiggling right now? On off, on off, on off. Oh, she's doing a Kegel face. Very fast, yeah. Well, congratulations, come Fibb.

You will be there, Sash, even though he pissed the bed and blamed it on your kid. And hopefully, you don't just keep thinking about that while you're screaming along to Lord and drinking too many rosés. When we see you there, Sash, we'll know. We'll know what you did. Yeah. All right, well, congratulations. We'll get those tickets out to you. And if you've got a confession, ping it through to us, and we might get you on the year tomorrow to tell it.

I think I've got too many giggles now. I need to go to the bathroom. Oh, no. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast that is.