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Episode Date: December 4, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Welcome to another lively episode of the Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast with Ash London, where the hosts chat about everything from sporting rivalries to unique personal streaks. Tune in as they humorously discuss Clint's obsession with running, listeners' dedication to the newest IKEA opening, and the relentless pursuit of unique records. The podcast hums with dynamic energy, highlighted by guest appearances, light-hearted banter, and the reveal of personal habits and quirks. Ending on a triumphant note, they reflect on the incredible success of the Kindness Collective donations, which brought in over $50,000 for families in need. With moments that are heartfelt, laugh-out-loud funny, and genuinely inspiring, this episode is a delightful mix of entertainment and reality. 00:00 Introduction and Welcome02:01 Listener Song Requests06:27 Underwear and Personal Hygiene08:27 Sunlight and Studio Fun10:19 Laneway Festival Excitement14:32 Love Island Australia Insights19:06 Gut Health and Colonoscopy Talk22:40 Kindness Collective Fundraiser30:31 Weekly Highlights and Wrap-Up33:31 Generous Donations from Kids36:46 Boy Band Reunion Talk39:08 Sexiest Accents Discussion43:37 IKEA Opening Excitement47:23 Regret Game: Queuing Stories53:39 Running Streak World Record57:52 Unique Streaks: Listener Stories01:03:36 New Music Friday

This is a podcast from Rover. Some podcasts educate, some inspire. We do neither. Welcome to the most unnecessary thing you'll listen to today. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Yo, turn the sound up. Love music. Love music.

Y'all that's the fine. Love like Clint to the den and I make where they're funding. Clint to the Dan and Omeg. Come on, Ash, pull it together. Clint to the Dan and the Meg. Where they're London? Drop the beats. This is Clint Meg and Dan live.

Hi, live, live, live. Good morning. Bang on 6 o'clock Friday, 5th of December. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Happy Friday, everybody. Yeah, we've earned this Friday, boys. Boys, boys, boys. I'm exhausted, but man, that music makes me feel good, the old Ash London.

Opener. Yeah. Yeah, what a day. Two weeks till Christmas now, pretty much. Yeah, and only one more sleep till Derby Day. Wellington Phoenix versus Auckland FC. How good. Tomorrow afternoon.

Will Auckland go five from five? No, they lost last. Oh, you mean against Wellington? Against Wellington. Well, Wellington is never, Wellington has never beaten Auckland. We're a show that spans top to bottom of LTA. Oh, I didn't say who I was going for. I was just saying Wellington.

I'm saying because you're into AFC now and I'm obviously a fan, Dan, that leaves you. You have to come with us and we're Wellington gear. I'm going to say this. AFC could win or will Wellington the Phoenix rise from the ashes and take it away? Oh, you're trying? No, you're trying.

Is that a good one? Yeah, you try. If I was a commentator, that's what I'd be leaving with on the game. And if you were a Wellington fan, you'd bleed what colours? Yellow. What are you? Is it yellow? Black, yellow and black.

I knew you were mouthing it to me, but I knew. Come on. Sports. Who. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. All right, here we go. We're about to jump in to hopefully a Body Armour Light, rapid hydration, rev-up track that you have suggested, and we'll give you 500 bucks.

And also, a prize back for your troubles to send you on your way. A lot of people are calling with suggestions this morning. Let's get straight into it. Finn, good morning. Good morning, James. How you going? Good, bro. What's keeping you up this early?

Yeah, it just work. Just work. It's really light. Is it the super moon or something? Like yesterday it was meant to be the super moon for the, I don't know, we weren't going to see it again until like 2040 something. Oh, I always say that. I always hear about these things being like it's the first time

and a lifetime you'll ever see the super moon. Then next year it's there again. Yeah, but then, to be fair, driving this morning, it was like so light at 5 a.m. It was crazy. And what's the song that you want to play this morning, Finney? Hey, Dame Yeah

Sean Paul Temperature Oh I'm in the way I'm gonna be giving you are I got the right temperature

for good than you from the storm Okay Alright Not bad for Let's go to Tash From Christch Watch your song Tash

Tash Yeah you Hello Yeah Hi My Tash Um Oh

Oh The girl before you's from Christchurch And Dan's tired and he's read it wrong. Sorry, Tash. That's okay. My song is

in Cary Project Get Shaky. That is a good song. It's a bang for the ages, my darling. Thank you for your suggestion. I mean, Clint, is that even in our system? That's the question. Yes, we do have a little Get Shaky, actually. Here it is.

Do we go, Tina? Yeah. Now, Tina is in Christchurch. What's your suggestion? And Tina. Morena, guys. Morena. I would love to hear Tapswamping this morning by Chambalamba.

Just for our lovely starting to the weekend. Tub Fembing. I don't know if the Edge would have ever played this song either. Yeah, never got to keep me down. Oh, yeah. So many throwbacks this morning. I think this is my winner. Jima.

You would say this. Yeah. It's a good song. and I don't think we've played it in a long time. Oh, Stan, can you dance to it and put a video up, please? Okay, what is the song? Lady Marmalade, Christina Aguilera, Lil Kim, Pink and Maya. Well, she remembered all the artists.

Yeah, she did. Even Lil Ken. I don't think anyone wants to see me dancing to it, to be honest. Okay, okay, what are we doing? I mean, you know, that's my boat, it's not up to me, isn't it? For me, I'm going Shonda Paul or Let him up a lead.

Okay, so Clint, you have the fighters between those two. You have the final say, you're the bus. But I'm under way the time, Paul, I want to be keeping you on. Good songs, two good options. Jim, I scored yourself, 500 bucks.

Yay. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You guys are amazing. True dad, baby. Happy Christmas. Have Merry Christmas. And I'll send you a video of me dancing to it.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Lady Mamalade, it is your body arm. Light, rapid hydration, rev-up track. How bloody good? How many coffees have you had? How many body lights have you had, babe? I've had a couple of riddle in and one coffee. I'm on Cloudnan.

Yeah. You're getting up and about and you need some energy this morning. Get amongst Bodyarmalight. I got a big day actually today. I'm catching up with my dad for lunch. Cute. I can't imagine if your dad would get your mom. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not too sure. She might take long. I don't know. What would she do? If your dad's with you, what would she be doing? Just like in the car waiting. She might be looking after her granddaughter. Yeah.

Yeah, doing something like that. So then you and dad and I'll go catch up for a beer. She had about lad stuff. That's so nice. That is lovely. It must be nice to have a good family. Yeah, it would be, eh? I mean, we were lucky to have great.

Mum's Ash. Yeah, my dad died, so I can't have to be with him. And my dad. Yeah. Anyway, guys, I'm wearing new undies today because I got some new ones for my birthday. Fun. Some new bonds. Oh, yeah, lucky.

I wonder which brand you're going to do because you did the old Spons video for the old years. We don't mention the other brand. But, oh my God, there's no better feeling than just a fresh pair, eh? Just a fresh pair of nice. And socks are the same. Yeah, do you put yours in the wash? before you wear them.

Hannah does. Not me. Not me. How often do you reckon you should be replacing underwear? I don't know. When they start getting holes in the gusset, I think that's probably a time to do it. I think girls replace them way more than guys. I do a year max with a pair of underwear.

Really? You should replace your underwear every six to 12 months? You're kidding me. Yeah. I've got some pairs that I use and they're probably my favourite pairs that are at least six years old. I have to throw Adrian's out when he's not looking. because you know how there's like the he's Calvin Klein

you know how it's like the band and then they start separating and it's like little draped curtains that come down but he loves it because he's like it like airs his bum and his balls overnight he's like it's airation well if you are using your boxes

or your underwear more frequently and using them like to go to the gym as well so active wear they said every three to four months they need to be replaced you wash them though I also have those like organic bamboo very breathable. Of course you bloody

do. God, you bloody... My son also wears an organic underwear. I call BS on the bamboo stuff though. Have you ever tried to rip bamboo out like of a garden? It's like almost impossible. It's like so hard and... Wouldn't that make sturdy underwear then? Well I just don't understand how the underwear is so soft

if it's made to do it, if it's got any bamboo. It's a bamboo a bit itchy. No, it's a soft... It's an organic cotton and organic bamboo mix. It just makes no sense for me. Bamboo is like the strongest, like, aren't imaginable. It makes no sense to you.

Would you say it bamboozles you a little bit? A little bit. Cute. Yeah, that's a great name. Guys, the sun's coming in. It's the moment where the sun comes in the studio and goes in our faces. I don't know what it is about this time of year. We talk about this time every morning.

People be like, shut up about the sun. It's so magical. It's only for a minute that we get in the studio. We get that beautiful warm. And you know, you're supposed to look at the sun every morning. Not directly. Isn't that the perennial? What is it?

were you put your perineum to the bum Piraneum. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and you're meant to like charge yourself up. Almost like if you want to be, remember Dragon Ball's E and they go super sand? I've heard that people will just get their butt out and just like charge it in the sun.

Did I try that now this morning? So the sun's out. No, thank you. I'll go and do it quickly here. I don't. The producers are behind the glass. So you're showing your gooch to the producers. They're going to do it that way.

I thought you'd put your asses. in the air? The sun's not quite at the right angle. Okay. Yeah, yeah, right. It's definitely not because you can't get your feet behind your head. Exactly right. Thanks for covering me there.

I can go ask engineering if I got a broadcast kit and so we can get Dan out in the car park. He bloody would too. Imagine someone arriving to work. I'll be back. I'll see if we've got one. Dan on the brief, sounding gets. Okay.

Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh, goal. 24 bucks. Sorry. 24 bus. Megan Dan with Ashlandon. What are you laughing? Sorry, I was talking to producer NEPA about something.

He just cracked me out just for I went here, you little dick, because then now I have to do that, well, I can't do that thing, but you know how you have to go share with the class? And I've got to be like, no, and now the teacher goes, if you don't share with the class, you go to detention. And I'm like, fine, I'll go to the tension because I can't share with the class, what he said. Oh, is he saying some naughty things?

No, just, never mind. Nauty boy. If you want to go Laneway Festival, we'll give us call. 0-800-the-edge. I'm so fizz for this. Chaparone headlining, but alongside role model who, personally, I'm more excited about. I mean, it's a hell of a line-up for Laneway,

because usually Laneway obviously is a great festival, but a lot of unknown artists that maybe the mainstream people haven't heard of. But this year... Chaparone. Chappel's the biggest name on the poster, which is always a telling sign. One of the biggest singers in the world at the moment. Writing's on the Wall, the role model album.

I was, in my Spotify Rapper's my fifth most listened to album this year. Yeah. It only came out, probably halfway through the year. We need to get another single off that album on the radio. Mm-hmm. So many great songs. So April's going to play this morning. Morning, April. Morning, team. How are we? Good, now we're talking to you, April.

Yeah, you're going to be going up against Claire this morning. Morning, Claire? Good morning. Morning. Okay, so how's good to work, team? We'll start with you, April. Dan's going to start pouring out a bottle of wine Whoever's on the phone when the wine runs out wins the double pass

If you have any ums, R's or you pause for too long We're going to jump to the other caller We'll give Claire a turn And we'll keep going back and forth until the wine runs out Your topic of discussion is What is the true meaning of Christmas? So April you can start Then Claire if she stuffs up, you take over, right?

I'll take that as a yes Okay, there we go All right, I'm going to start the wine pouring now. Okay, true meaning of Christmas. April, go. True meaning of Christmas. So that's all about family and food and fun and wine and lots of presents. That's what Christmas means to me.

And... Over to clear. True meaning of Christmas. Okay, the true meaning of Christmas is the time that you spend with the people that you love that was actually really unfortunate timing for your April because it was almost run out

you almost got there it was April's delus and she just dropped the um pretty much gave the W to Claire oh no sorry hey so Claire for your what all of four five seconds work you got a double past the Laneway Festival

amazing that's so cool are you not from you um hinsing an accent how long we've been the country? Since August. Oh, my goodness. We just arrived. Welcome.

How long are you here for? Forever, I think. Oh, wow. Cute. You don't sound too stoked about it. My husband's from here, so we... Oh, do you want to go back home, and your husband's like, no, I want to stay in New Zealand? You're like, fine.

Oh, wife. Basically. I mean, don't talk about the true meaning of Christmas and not expect me to think about being back home. That's fair enough. That's fair enough. Where is home, Claire? Canada, Newfoundland. Oh, Canada, right?

See, Canada's like the cool, like the good version of America. No wonder you want to go back home. I was like, if it's America, no, Canada. So Newfoundland, correct me if I'm wrong, Claire, that's where a whole load of the planes landed during September 11A because it's got a big airport, and so heaps of planes landed there. Oh, like in the movie, Come from Away. I mean, the show come from away.

That's exactly, yes, that's exactly where I'm from. Oh, that's so cool. It was like a smallish airport and there was like hundreds of big airliners that landed there just because it was the only airport that was allowed to like take aircraft. And they were stuck there for ages in the town had to come together and find a way to like feed everyone

and keep them housed and warm. Canada's the best. I went Edmonton, Calgary Stampede, Bats. Like Lake Louise. The best people like you, Claire. Your husband's cooked, man. I don't know what he's doing keeping you here. Hey, well, Claire, I'm glad you're going to still be here

for a Kiwi summer. because it is bloody good. So February 5th, Western Springs, you will be at Laneway Festival alongside role model, Chapel Row and Benny, pink pantherists, and a whole of others.

So have the best time. Amazing, thank you. You're very welcome. Yeah, she was awesome. Scandal update next. We catch up with a couple of girls on Love Island Australia. A couple of the bomb chels.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Gossip and Entertainment. Scandal. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Scanners at Love Island, Australia. edition this morning. Special edition. Yeah, because we caught up with Emma and Jade,

who are bombshells on the Aussie version. Ozzy version goes pretty hard, eh? You can appear to the rest of the world. Normally it's the UK, the US versions, but Aussie does a lot of franchises very well. The Aussies don't give an FAA. That's what I get from watching it. They're all just

like out to win. Balls to the walls. They're big budgets. Like I think another one is probably like Survivor outside of the US version. I think second to that is Australia version. Married at first sight. feel like Ozzy's do it the best. I think we were the OGs. I think it made at first I'd started with Australia.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it did. Yeah, yeah. You're right. I don't know why. The cool thing about Love Island as well is once you've got the set built, you can put any nationality of people in there. You know, like they reuse the set quite often. Yeah, but I think there's something about the Australian personalities that really can,

because they make or break a season, right? Yeah, they're kept begging me to do it every year. Do they? And I'm like, I just, I look so good in a bikini that if I did it, like there would be no competition. Yeah, you'd be like an atomic bombshell. Exactly, right. And I don't want to ruin a beloved franchise.

Exactly. Well, just because you said no to this season, doesn't mean they won't ask you again, because that's exactly what happened to Emma. So I applied last year and got right through to the end of the process, and then I didn't get it. They just said the pieces to the puzzle didn't fit. Well, so I actually didn't end up reapplying. They reached up for me and were like,

hey we want to interview again just send us in a video and then I never ended up doing it and then they were like look we're in Gold Coast now can you please come in and I was like sweet had a few drinks and the rest of history

interestingly enough as well we spoke to Alex who was also a bomb child Kiwi lad living in Ozzy he's got like 360,000 followers before he even went into the house crazy hey and he ended up talking to us about how insecure he was despite the fact that when they're like

Yo, my name's Alex, and this is what I'm going to do when I get in the house. Turns out he was a little boy inside. I walked in, like, I'm going to be honest, just shaking in my boots. I was so nervous. Yeah. And I had to put on, like, a confident front that I'm here to, I mean business, you know, stand on business. Yeah, stand on business, okay.

And then... Hey, that's a saying, don't you, hey, is it? All right, and then Dan decided to hit up Jade and find out if the girls had a similar vibe entering the house as a bombshell. Jade, I'm wondering how you felt going into the villa from a female's perspective, because I'd imagine it would be a very daunting process. I thought it was going to be really daunting, but I was like, right, I'm ready, I'm excited, get me the f*** in there right now.

It was weird. I normally would be really, like, nervous about it, but, no, I was ready. I guess you've got to believe it. You don't believe it, no one else will. Do you believe in chief, baby? Yeah. Yeah. You would have to be so confident going into a reality.

It's a reality TV show where every single person on the show and off the show is watching it to decide whether they want to bang you. You have to just pretend you're confident if you're not. And you know what would give away Dan's lack of confidence? The fact that he'd be wearing a nashie. There's nothing wrong with a nashy. For those who don't know where a nashy is Dan's, something you bought off the internet. It's a rash vest, but it's like business attire.

It's like a dress shirt that you can wear in the water. It's not a rashy. But it is a rashy, but it's not. That should be, they should be sponsored by Love Island because that would go off in the villa. They all want to get tanned. Yeah, they want to get their rig out. Why don't they want to cover up in a dress shirt

they can wear in the pool? I button the nashy, baby! What, again, you did not take riddle in. Whatever you took, it was something else. I think I took too many. He's taken too much, and then he's crushed it up and snorted it. And he said maybe a couple too. Yeah, you know what?

I'm going to order another than nashy. I don't dare you. You won't. I bet you won't. I've already got one. on the way. Blue stripe. I'm going to get the orange stripe as well.

Blue stripe. It looks like you're in pyjamas as well. That's very Charlie Sheen in two and a half men. That's look I'm going for. Clint Megan Jan. It's time to get naughty at 640. Okay.

Do you want a fecal study for naughty 640 or do you want a personal study that involves my privates? I got my stool sample results back yesterday from my gut microbiome screening. Oh, okay. Well, we could do that. Oh, it's not really interesting radio, though.

It's just all about bacteria and stuff. But did you find out what's wrong with you? Yes. Full of shirt. I can hear you laughing through the glass, Nipia. That's supposed to be soundproof. How very dear you? You're like, unfortunately, yes, you're...

Fuller shit. We're all full of shit. Anyway, I don't want to go deep into my, you know, my gut health. But yeah, what she said she thinks was the problem was exactly it, which is very encouraging. Can anybody get that... that test done. How much does it cost?

It's expensive, but it was my Christmas present. That's such a, that's the worst Christmas present anyone could ever buy me. If Hannah got me there for my birthday? Like a stool sample kit. Here Dan, there's a stool sample kit so you can find out some stuff about your microbiome. I love data. I love gut health.

Now I know which flora is thriving and which needs work and which bacteria is that bad ones are too high in which, you know, and the good news is because you know how I love kefir and Kim and chi and all those things that I'm always eating. Oh, what did you say? Kiffa or Giffa? Kepha. Kaffir.

Because one of them is a very bad word in... Oh, really? I didn't know that. Samoan or Tongan? No, not that. Kephyya or Kepha. So, and because I've been... All the Samo's listening right now.

I'm going, Jesus, Ash. Sorry, I'm so sorry. I thought it was Kiefer. The good bacteria that that feeds and the gut barrier is amazing. Like the highest you can get. So I've been doing good work. But I do have to have a colonoscopy now. I see, that's just a punishment for getting in Christmas prison.

But you know what I'm loving about at colonoscopy? You need to do this thing before at call, I think it's called Pico Prep, or you take this, like, this powdered stuff for like two days. And anyone that's had a colonoscopy listening will know exactly what I'm talking about. And it pretty much evacuates, like, you just shit water for like two days because they need it all to be clear, and that I'm excited about. I know people that have done it, and it's not good. You're looking forward to it now.

You will not like it. Don't you drink a lot of salt water? I don't know, I guess. I think it's like a magnesium thing. It's this drink that, I think it's lemon-flavored, but it's not lemon-flavored. Like, they just put the lemon in there just to give it some taste, but it's shockingly bad. My friend has to do it every year because she had a dodgy results once. She checks into a hotel, and she just spends, like, you know.

That poor hotel room for a cleaner comes in. They're like going to you again? For a yearly colonoscopy prep. Well, did you know the most optimum time to go, number two's, is within 30 minutes of you waking up? Oh, we can't do that. I always do that. It's literally the first thing I do when I get up. Nathan's just texted us.

Change the subject. Good God. I agree, Nathan. That's fair enough. We should change the three years. Yeah, but I feel like you need to know, because like you said, it's your health. Healthy is one to three times a day.

That's ideal. That's me. One to three. Three? One to three times. Absolutely not. I'm like if I get one a week. And then this is the part.

That's not true. This is the part where Astros the whole study out because she'll get one result where she's like, If that's BS, so the whole thing's BS. Study show women, poop, 51 seconds longer on average than men. And what was your other story you were pitching to? It's just the guys.

You just sit there for two hours scrolling Instagram afterwards getting that way. Sorry. Guys want a little bit of us time. Us time. All you get is us time. Are you joking me? Help me, Dan, I've got one.

We carry your baby for 10 months and then carry the mental load. Clint Megan Dan The Edge Breakfast Clint Megan Dan with Ash London Every call it gives Yeah yesterday if you missed it From 6am through to 10am

We gave you the opportunity To donate to the Kindness Collective which services a whole lot of families Around the country And helps parents Put presents under the tree And food on the table That otherwise wouldn't have financially been able to

And there was a heck of a lot of money raised From yesterday One of the funest shows I think I've ever been involved in Totally I mean we're coming in every day to make people laugh and we thought oh we don't know if people are going to like three or four hours of us just

talking about something like this but you guys absolutely got on board and we had so many positive comments not just like donations but you guys texting through saying we're listening to the whole show we love it it just shows that you know you guys are good people and the founder of the kindness collective Sarah

is back on the line morning Sarah morning Sarah. Morning Tato how is everybody good have you recovered from yesterday you just went straight back to the toy store and another 240 families through the doors? I finished work last night at about 9 o'clock. But it was, honestly, we are all so buzzing, the amount of messages and texts and people saying,

we heard you, we loved it, what an incredible show, so many families have, people are commenting on the post saying, you know, we came to the joy store last year, thank you so much. Like, guys, we just, yeah, we're so grateful for everybody. Thank you. Amazing. And it sounds like, I mean, when we ended yesterday, what was the total? It was 41.

It was almost 42, 41, 9, I think. And from what we understand, the total has risen again. Yeah, guys, it keeps going and going and going. Do you want to know what we're up to this morning? I would love to, babe. Oh, you want me to hit you with a drum roll? Here we go. Yeah, come on.

I think so. As of 30 minutes ago, we're at 51,000, $256. Shut up. 50K. What? So it's gone up pretty much 10K since yesterday. Yeah, but it keeps going and going. People are still donating this morning from the end.

edge. So I just... Oh my God. I can't believe it. Honestly, our listeners, they're the best. Absolutely the best. If you donated anything yesterday, whether it it be a small amount or a big amount, we think here. It's 2,000 kids off the way list, and I was sort of picking that as, you know, two primary

schools, and then I went into the Google, and it turns out no, it's more like five primary, six primary schools. Yeah. It's unbelievable. It's three full days of the Joy Store. It's unfathomable, actually. Three and a half. almost full days that you guys have, you and your audience, you know, has made happen.

It's incredible. Do you look at this now with all these kids and the families that are going to be coming through going, oh my God, we need to get more toys when you get more food? Is this stressing you out? Yeah, look, I'm a little, well, no, no, it's fine. No, we're going to be sorted.

It's awesome. We're just, yeah, so stoked. Thank you. Incredible. No, but my wonderful task who works with me is out at the warehouse all day today. Yeah, yeah. You spend and share the stress.

For joy, whatever it is. It's for delegation. I never know wildest dreams. Do we think we get over $50,000? She gets 10 trolleys and she like piles everything up. She loves it. Good on your darling.

Well, thank you so much, Sarah, for coming in and allowing us to partner with you guys and giving our listeners an opportunity to donate to what is an incredible cause and charity that you've set up. And you can still text give, right, to 33, 4.3. Why not?

If you want to donate, still, and you haven't yet, whatever you can afford. Merry Christmas, Sarah. Love you, darling. Thank you. Thank you so much. Have a good day, guys. Bye. Clint, Megan Dan.

The Edge. 1K.E.Z. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. Yeah, get amongst the game on Rover. Go on the draw to win a thousand bucks. Oh, thanks to Novice Glass. You can win a thousand bucks right now.

If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Ash gives you. In 30 seconds, you can pass. I think if you pass more than twice, you struggle. Yeah. And she wins the most beautiful name award of the week. Lili joins us. Good morning. Good morning.

Did I say it right? Yes. Okay, that's a gorgeous name. I love it. What's a thousand bucks going to do for you, babe? Oh, it's going to get me out of a bit of a pickle. Oh, what's a pickle with a law? Just a money.

No, a pickle with a law. Just rent or something. like that like a normal pickle okay well my darling this morning your letter as opposed to an illegal one those are the worst eh uh your letter is why why for yo dan shut up good yeah okay you ready to go babe yeah i am okay beginning with why can i have a color Yes. A four-letter word. Um, you're. We're going to say, oh, that's fine, yep.

Something to use while baking. Um, yes. Something you do with your mouth. Yon. A film title. Um, um, no, pass. Something kids play with. Oh, I got stuck on the movie one as well, actually.

Yeah, that was a tricky one. Yeah. Yeah, the time's up, unfortunately. Unfortunately, Lele, for that is, I mean, to be fair, you started shaky, you pulled it back, you started going well, and then you lost it again. They were five, yeah, unfortunately, you're still in that pickle. Could you get a Zad voucher or something? Yeah. What's a week's rent? What's it Leighley?

Leigh, yeah. Four-80. Didn't go Harvey's on her rent? Yeah, I was like, I'm feeling very Christmassy. We'll pay your rent for the week, darling. We'll sort your rent out for a week, babe. Thank you so much. Are you for real?

Yeah, for real. For real. You hold there and give producer Carl your account details and we'll sort it out. We'll sort out behind the scene somewhere. We love you, sweetheart. Can't be stressed about rent-a-christime. Clint's got a thing that we haven't talked about much lately. It's called the Jesus Fund.

He's got an account. Yeah, but you know what? I feel like God's been speaking to me lately trying to get me back in the fold. And I'm like, I think he's rubbing up on me or something. Because we looked at each other and I was like, oh, Jesus. Come on, let's cover a red ash for a week. We need to stop talking so much about Jesus on this show. No, I think it might be a really cool thing for people to like start next year.

Like if you've got a, if you've got a spare, you don't need a call it a Jesus fun. But like say you could spare an extra 20 or 40 bucks a week. Put it into an account and just leave it and you don't really, you don't have access to it with an F-Post card. And if an opportunity comes across that you want to financially invest into, you can because there's money. You know, to call it blessing them. Just call it helping them. Okay, well, let me go. Hallelujah.

Blessing and I'll call it helping. Well, let me go on it because now I look like an asshole. Okay. Oh, wait, so you want to go thirds on Layley's rent? I'll go third. Hey, well, I've got cheaper for us, Ed. Great, that's only about 140 each now. Oh, no, I'm only giving you 30.

Hey, Layla, we all sort it out. Your week's rent, cover, babe. Don't worry about it. Okay, Merry Christmas. 8 a.m. this morning, easy money is back. Dan, get your banking app out, buddy. I'm going to need to win easy money to So I'm going to try my best next later

Clint, Megan Dan Are we ready to look back at the week that has been And find out what producer Nibia has felt Have been the best bits I'll go on then Yeah Give it a bash Let's see if this is a billboard for our show

That would make you go I need to listen more to those guys Yeah Quite often it's just embarrassing us though Isn't it? Yeah pretty much Let's take a listen Good luck team

Asamaria, good morning And welcome back to another producer diary Man, what an amazing week, raising over $40,000 to the Kindness Collective. We'll get to that shortly, but in the meantime, let's get into it. On Monday morning, we chatted about leaving tips after Prince William tipped a bartender 25 pounds for a beer. When we got this text through on 3343. Someone else texted in saying it doesn't matter how big the tip is, it still counts. That's from a Clinton Randall that.

You know, we only discussed the real hard-hating issues here on this show, This week, that issue was getting Clint on a $5 bill. If you were going to be in the $5 bill, how much would you need to work out before they took that portrait? No, no, no. I don't need my face on there. Adjust the abs. Well, so it's just a topless photo.

You can't get around there as a friend? Sad. That's sad dance. Each morning, we've been asking you to help us choose a pump-up track for the day, and no one has tried harder than this listener, Alex. Good morning. Now what's? Oh, yes, Alex.

Oh, yeah, Alex is... Alex, we all hate the song you've chosen. I'm not going to lie to you. Can you think of another song while we've got you on the air? No, I'm too tired. I'll come back tomorrow. Well, that didn't go well. So she tried again on Tuesday morning. Alex is still on the line, but she's also managed to text in saying,

justice for Alex. She's really wanting this 500. And on Wednesday, we had to put her out of her misery. Alex is losing sleep over this. I think Alex deserves a good night's sleep tonight. I think it's time to put this baby to rest, Give her the 500, play some 5 and let her go back to bed. Okay, Alex, $500 is yours.

Yay! Congratulations! Now it's time for everyone's favourite game, Edge Breakfast, Out of Context. And I believe we've got a triple banger this week. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah. And don't think we forgot about it.

We want to say a massive thank you to every single person who donated to the Kindness Collective yesterday. We raised collectively as an Edgefano over $40,000 for Kempark. kids and families in need this Christmas. And these are just some of the amazing calls and donations we've received on the show yesterday. Good morning, Brandon. Thank you so much for your 60 bucks.

No problem at all. Happy to do it. Chelsea, how much would you like to donate this morning? $100, please. Yay! That's a family of five off the wait list. So will you take that $60 and help out this family? Yes, I will. Beautiful. Thank you, Shire.

We love you, darling. Laura's just texted through. She doesn't want to come on the radio, but she's donating $300. Laura, thank you. Cat, you're wanting to get two kids off the list as well? I do, but I'll be able to have a change her, and I think I'll do three. They'll donate six kids. We'll do $60, and that'll be from my daughter who's six.

Oh, I love it. Now, Quinn, you're nine years old. Yes. You're the second nine-year-old we've had on this morning. How much would you like to give, Quinn? $60.60. That's a lot of dollars, baby. What about you, Ollie?

What would you like to donate, mate? The boss will match it? 200. Do you 100? Paula just donated $1,000. And closing out, Producer Diary this week, we have to play this amazing clip of our listener Pandeep and his fan, who is also a listener, Tori.

How much would you like to personally donate this morning? $600, please. Come on! Tori's text through. Yes, Slay Paddy! All righty, Fano, and that's all we've got time for this week. Keep text and give through to 33443. And donating to the kindness collective,

we can put more Christmas. presents under Christmas trees. We'll see you same time, same place next week for another producer diary. Thanks, thanks. The updated number is just over 50 grand as well. We got that just before 7 o'clock this morning. Also, Tori, who texts Slaperdeep. Someone else texts an anonymous amount,

and Tori can be going, Slay anon. Yeah, you guys are the best. And you can still keep donating as well. Just text Give to 334.3. I'm so happy. Let's get the donations coming. Yeah. Clint.

Megan Dan. He started out in the boy band The Edge put together titanium. I can do this Little bit of Shorty Street He was over in Holtz he doing Home and Away He's a musician He's doing it all

And now he's popping up In his biggest International role to date It drops tomorrow Spartacus On 3 now In Canada One day

You may recount Grand fails Of glory These are the hands It's all Spartacus You find yourself elevated from slave And one of our Kiwi lads who's done Shorty Street, Power Rangers, the Deadlands,

he was over in Home and Away on your neck of the woods, Ash. Wow. Until just recently, and he is back, Jordi Weber. Thank you. Gila, great. Gila, welcome home. Hi. Jorri, it must be a double-edged sword when you get a roll in Sparticus

because you're like, oh my God, amazing, right? It's got an international audience. But then also, you're like, yo, I'm not going to be able to eat bread for months. Yeah. Eight months. Yes. Like eight months, bro. It was funny because at the start, like, all the boys are, obviously, we're not wearing shirts for the whole shoot.

So at the start, we're eating, like, muffins, and they're bringing around the little snacks and stuff. So the first, like, two weeks, we're a bit loose. We're like, oh, a little muffin here and there, cook your hair in there. And then you kind of see yourself on the screen, and we're like, dang. No, so we start getting, like, progressively more ripped as we went on because the boys were like, no, we need to stop eating all these muffins and stuff. And then you see one other boys looking real mean, and you're like, oh, dang. And then everyone's just like, what happens on those sets Is it like in between takes

And like all the lads like doing push-ups And like crunches and stuff Is that? Because you have to, I guess, right? You have to. Do you need to look pumped? Yeah. Well also because we get there at like 5am And then we're getting out of there at like 7pm

And then you get home And then you've got to make your dinner You've got to learn your lines Yeah. We got no time to train Until the weekend So during our day Some of the boys are like pumping out like 600 push-ups a day

Hey, also while you're here we'd sort of thrown around this idea behind the scenes and we didn't think it would really happen but there seems to be like this resurgence of boy bands Backstreet Boys at the Sphere in Vegas Five's getting back together Westline did a sold that tour around Ireland Five are back together

It's not just three of them anymore It's five of them. There's a hunger for this like resurgence The Backstreet Boys getting back together And of course you started out on Titanium A Boy Band at Edge put together If we ever could get enough of the boys together to do a reunion tour around the country next year.

Would you be in or out? Dang. Don't be the Harry Styles. He's silently hoping that one of the boys does say no because who wants to get in there? Well, hey, if I'm doing season two, bro. Hey, we're in the same thing, like that. Now you could be a good fit in there.

Oh, my God. Because how many boys were there? Six of us? Six. Okay, so I reckon you need at least four of the boys to say, yeah, before he can push go. Yeah, yeah. I already know one of the boys is keen.

Who do you think it would be out of the group who's keenest? Andrew. Yeah. Is Andrew? Okay, okay. So Andrews said we just do three more and I've got a very loose maybe, I think, for Geordie. I think it might be busy, maybe he's been very polite. If I was, you know what, I'd be open to doing our show just because if it was up in Auckland, I'd be open to that.

We'll take a show. Maybe to like jam with the boys again, but I don't know how, who knows, life of an actor, we don't even know where we'll be. Yeah, true. What a bit? Can we stretch you to two shows and maybe a new single? You're like two shows, but they're stretched out over two weeks. So you just do two songs here too. That's a great segue, actually, because you do have a new single Starlight.

That's out now. And then I did another one, Live or Die, which is out as well. Oh, come on. Oh, wow. I still do music in between, and there we go. Take a listen. Hey. I'm looking at you.

I'm wishing on you. Lonely was the world I was living on. Going to take me to the skies of the water on. It's the light. He does it all. Triple three at Jordy Weber. Thank you so much, bro. All the best with the brand new show.

Spartacus, get around it. It drops two weeks, actually, drop tomorrow. And then weekly episodes on three now. Thank you so much, bro. Thank you, guys. Clint, Meg and Dan. Sexiest accents in the world. They have been announced.

Dan's as he sassing you behind the scene. But he got me so bad. Yeah, I knew what he was doing. I was in the zone singing along to Olivia Dean. And he looks at me and goes, who sings this? Never tell people when they ask you that. And then I mouthed him, Olivia Dean. And then while we're on air, he puts his mic just into my ears.

And he goes, keep that way, please. But like a real dog look on his face. You know, like when you get someone good like that, oh, you just got to keep a straight face. Well, Clint thought he got me good this morning on the way into work, head to the edge, breakfast, Instagram stories to see how that went down. I hit in a bush and waited for her to arrive, I jumped down to get the crap out of it.

That's actually a really mean thing to do to a female in the darkness of night. Well, especially because he jumped down and went, you're a fatty and I hate you. And I was like, hey, that's mean. I'm newly postpartum four years ago. Just I want to help me push this train back onto its tracks? Six years' accents in the world.

We were hoping it was going to be us. And then we thought maybe it isn't. And then Nick Miner, it is us. Yeah. And they're keen on an easy sleigh. Gives a quick snuff your undies. I do know that was the temperature and NEPA had given me to be fair.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I... Obviously have the accent, and Clint does as well. I don't know if it's that sexy. It is. Overseas, they like love it because no one can replicate it. No, and also like Kiwi men, this is the reputation they have overseas,

that it's like a bit, like, real chill, manly, but not too, like, fake manly. I don't know, Kiwi blokes, just, I got a good rap. But the true Kiwi accent, like, is really twangy, like, fish and chups, you know, like that sort of accent. That eye, there's nothing sex. Yeah, New Zealand. The New Zealand accent is, there's nothing sexy.

All right, where do you think Australia should have placed in the list of the sex accents in the world? Top three. No. What? Fifth. My big dog, mate. He walking a fucking llama.

That's no packer, right? Yeah, you look like one, you're fucking. Yep, that's about it. Yeah. I mean, you just have to watch Home and Away to sort of get it, really, don't you? But Home and Away accents are pretty sanitised Australian accents. You would have thought the French would have done okay? That generally regarded some of the six-est people.

Yeah, they actually... I love you. I want to look in your eyes all night and make love to you, baby. They're finished behind the Australian accent and number seven for six-est accents in the world. Merci, beaucoup. Thank you, yes, yes, Bagu. Bissu. That sounded like a Korean person attempting French.

I don't know. I can't help it to think that the ones that NEPI is loaded in are not right. All right, coming at number 12 with the British accent. You can't part that there, mate. Fuck off. No, for me, British is first, because I like a posh kind of professor type. There's so many different versions of a British though. It's 20 accents in line, you're right.

Irish. Irish? Irish. Well, Irish came in at number three. Meg does a very good Irish accent, actually. She'll do it for you next. potatoes you should do a proper one next

yeah yeah no good when you go to Ireland they're like oh hey love and they hold the doors open for you you're good at accent oh I love Irishman we found something

she's telling her that Clint at last second only did the Kiwis do you want to give us a go down of the South African accent I'm telling you right now I'm from South Africa I'm from Durbin I'm telling you right now

they have to say I'm telling you right now Dan's always gets into it gets you into it disembark the car park Can you tell me about some dog fights? Oh, my dog, my little dog is doing some dog farts. Dogfarts. Yeah.

What about girls? I feel like they were all man accents, though. What's the sexiest lady accent, in your opinion? I mean, you can't go past French. I will say this as well. Like an American actress American accent. I find quite hot. What do you mean?

Like a Californian accent. Nothing too southern. So boring. I know. I know it is. Like he didn't. I like the Canadian accent. Oh my God, do that again.

Hey, Dan. Oh, my God, and then say, I'm your step sister. I'm your step sister. Oh, okay, you guys, don't look like that. It's so naughty. You guys are turning your mics off, turning your mics off. You guys in the departure lounge. We've got two more weeks to go.

Behave yourselves. How am I the most mature person in a room? That doesn't happen often. Let me on. Hey, Dan. Okay, no. You can talk to them like that off here. Thank you very much.

Yes, please. All right. Did anyone listening this morning? queue up to go through IKEA before the rest of the country. I love to eat meatballs. I don't know that they... I do not know that they mate. So Swedish meatballs

at IKEA. Sometimes pre-kids. Adrian and I, because when we lived in Australia, we'd be like, what do you want to do tonight? Should we go out for a nice restaurant? Oh, no, just got to IKEA, get the meatballs. Oh, you get potato. You get the Lindenberry jam, the balls. It's like a cafeteria. You've got your trade. Delicious.

I heard there was cues outside yesterday. Yeah. Love to check to someone who actually lined up. and then I want to know if you regretted it or not when you finally got in or was it everything you had hoped in more? And what did you get flat-pack-wise? What did you buy? Hayden Allen on the text line.

He knows I'm Lebanese. Where did Lebanese accent place? Oh, it is not on my list of the top 20, Hayden. Ikea opened yesterday. First one in the country. Yeah, yeah, ding-dong Swedish, isn't it? I have no idea what that is. Yeah, from Eurovision?

No idea. If we're just gone with Abba. Nah, no. Have you not heard you? If you're going to talk? Ding-dong. My love for you is growing wide and long. I just feel like if you're going to talk about Swedish acts and Eurovision, maybe Abba would be the obvious choice.

That would be the obvious choice. Well, Abba came out of Eurovision. Thousands of people. That's, again, why I said Eurovision, Swedish Abba. But Rachel McCatombs and Will Ferrell? I've never seen the movie. You are missing out. Anyway, a whole lot of people did go through yesterday.

Some people drove from all over the country and queued up for hours to go to a furniture store. What is going on? I mean, thousands of people through the doors yesterday. And why not? It's so cheap. I'm just looking at the website now. Everything's so much cheaper than anywhere else. All right. We'll tell you, listen.

Mental. So I've actually been here until 740, but I'm the first. Oh, I went to IKEA for the first time in 2013-40, went for the cheap breakfast, the experience. And, yeah, just wanted to come today. First thing I want to get is the $2 hot dog. It's exceeing my expectations tenfold. I'm Swedish, so this is just a piece of home.

I'm just coming home, yeah. So we came back here from Fakhetani. Super exciting. It's exciting, yeah. The first time we've ever done something like this. It's very exciting. I actually came from Hamilton. What is God?

What am I missing? I mean, here's the thing with you. New Zealanders. And we love to go to something that's new, right? I don't think no other country in the world is like us where something will come, like whether it be a new fast food join, whether it be a shop like IKEA. It was so far away from everything. So it's cool and, you know. And I also, I love that about us. Yeah. That we're so enthusiastic, but also there's this like sheep mentality. I would have put like flat pack furniture on one of the, like, the top 10 list of most annoying things for people. Yeah, but it's the, it's the quality.

the price. It's so good. And why are they, so then now I find out they're doing $2 hot dogs and meatballs and a furniture store. I don't know what is going on. That's intriguing for me. Yeah, it's amazing. I can't describe to you. I think it's because we don't get the American thing where we see movies where you get the, like you get your tray and you go around and you get the food and they put the food on your tray. And that's what you get to do at IKEA and it's cheap, good food and it's fun. Like you pick your little dessert, you get it. It's like Costco. They get you in for the food and then you buy a flat pack or some stuff.

Adrian won't let me go to Costco. No, you're dangerous. When I was talking about it on air, he texted me. He's like, if you go to Costco, we're over. I mean, you can get a cabinet. I'm just looking online, just real quickly, Clint. You can get a cabinet for 70 bucks. Name when you get a cabinet anywhere else for that check. I'm not driving from Fakhetarnay to Auckland for that.

Fuck a tarnet that, mate. No thank you. All right, I'll wait under the edge. Cue regret game. You're loose this morning. What did you line up for and for how long? And we'll guess if you regretted it. Uh, regret.

A lot of people lined up from all over the country to get into IKEA before everyone else. so they could get a $2 hot dog and some flat-packed furniture. I don't get it, but hey, each there, oh, good on you. If you're into that sort of thing queuing, then... What did you queue for? And we'll guess if you regret it or not, I'll go with this text first because they've text the aunts already. Someone queued up to see Bonnie Blue, the only fan's content creator.

Just to meet her or to do other stuff? I don't know. They just need to see her. Well, they said no regrets here, so lucky you didn't get... My goodness me. Yeah. Morning, Zoe. How morning?

Morning. So you lined up for all. Ice cream. Was it a special type of ice cream? A Mr. Whippy ice cream. Oh, okay. It's a special about a Mr. Whippy. How long for? It was over 40 minutes.

Regret. Do you know, because a soft serve will get softer, the more they start pumping out because the machine struggles to cool down the mixture. So the more, the busier they are, the crap of the ice cream. Okay, let's go with Richie regretted today. Yeah, regret. Are we right?

No. regretted it because we missed the Christmas tree lighting up in the Christmas in the park and then I lost my four and 14 year old. Oh, it's always bad losing kids for an ice cream. It's not allowed to have self-serve

when you're pregnant. Yeah. You must have really loved ice cream if you were willing to take your eyes off the kids. Oh, okay, Kristen, cued up when Krispy Cream opened. Was that in Monaco, South Auckland? I don't know, it wasn't cry yet. Oh, okay, right. So how long ago was this

because crispy cream's very, you know, widely available now. Oh, this is like far too long, though. Okay, how long did you queue up for? An hour and a half. For a donut, you've got to regret that. No, regret. I reckon she knows. She doesn't regret it.

Oh, okay. One hundred feet. Yeah, yeah. And now because they're everywhere, you're like, why do they do that? When they opened in Australia, my mate, Nate Faked a sickie to go and line up, then he was on the news lining up to get Krispy cream and he got fired. Jonathan, what did you queue up for him for how long? That's a shocking day.

Good morning, guys. I lined up for Paramour back in 2010 when they first came to New Zealand for the very first time. Now, knowing Jonathan, no regrets. Wait, how long? Absolutely no regrets. I was in line for almost five hours. Oh, definitely regret. No, no, no regret.

If you love a band and they do a good show. Jonathan, regret, no regret. No regret. Come on. Come on. Jonathan, I'm going to send you a fragrance all thanks to bargain chemist. They got free delivery

when you buy any fragrance online of bargain chemist between now and the end of the year so you can get that to whoever you like, mate, or keep it for yourself. That's not as bad as when they released the second Twilight movie and they gave away the first, like, cinema

free for the first people that turned up to the midnight launch. I cued for three hours at the midnight launch from like 9 p.m. at night. Like, why admit that? I had a crush on Kristen Stewart. What can I say? Yeah, but she's not going to go out with you

if she finds out you waited three hours to see her film. You don't know, Chris. She's going to give me a white berth of anything. Also, she's gay. You're such a type. Oh, no, no, maybe you don't have that. She probably found out that I liked her, and she's like, I'm turning gay. No chance.

Don't be so hard on yourself. Yeah, yeah. Once again, Kristen Stewart has got Hannah vibes. She's so cool. All the celebrities that you and a bone have the same vibe as your wife, which is very comforting to me. Hannah's cooler, but with a close second. Chris and Stewart

Do we go to one more caller? Nah All right We got a thousand bucks To give away next with easy money Hashtag Powerblade Got him Sad to Clara

Dan I'll see what we do You just sit there look pretty I think we're I think because Clara Yeah I think we're meant to take Clara She's line She's lining up for something Right Clara

What are you lining up for Clara I lined up for easy money Yeah and you're going to play next The Edge 1K Easy Practice makes perfect, and now you can play anytime online. Morning, just got a little after 8 o'clock. Let's get into easy money.

If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter, Ash, gives you in 30 seconds. The money's yours. You can pass, but no repeated answers. More than a Clara, you were waiting in line. You've made it to the front of the queue, and it is now your turn to hopefully win a thousand. Are you ready to go?

Yeah. Okay, your letter today is, oh, baby girl. Can I please have, beginning with O, a shape. Oval An animal Ostrich Something you buy at the supermarket Oil

A band A hobby A hobby A male actor A male actor Orlando Doom An animated film Pass

An American State Oh Oden Yep A Christmas car You got six Cross two Just need to be a little bit quicker

Who was helping you Clara Um No one Oh you're allowed to have We heard him say Oasis And it was clear that you were Yeah Yeah you little liar

We're all friends here The only The only problem is The only problem is it's embarrassing That you know You've got the mind of two And you still couldn't do it really That's the only down

Onside, but that's on you. Have a great weekend, darling. Hey, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what, it's bloody Christmas. She's like, I'm going to get the 1,000? No, we're going to give you a double pass to our must-see movie. Five nights at Freddy's 2 dropped in cinemas yesterday. So you and whoever the guy is in the background can go together.

I think it was a girl, actually. Just sounded like a man because they'll whispering. Yeah, well done, Tara. She'll never tell us. No, it doesn't sound like it. There's no one there. Yeah, so if you like a scary movie, get amongst it off the back of the 2023 smash hit horror film of the year.

The sequel is here. Love a horror movie, eh? They're the best. No, no. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. A friend of ours, Wuli Wairo, has been running for over 2,000 days,

but the last 1,041 days have been 10Ks or more. And I got you into a friend of a friend, and they were like, he's only about like a month or two away from the world record, which if you Google it is 1,1007 days, consistently running summer, winter, injuries,

everything. Yeah, it is incredible. 10,000 or more. And Willie is an incredible man. If you've ever met him or been in his presence, he's just a vibe. Like, it's such a lovely human.

Yeah, but it turns out Chad Taylor is an American who holds the current record and there's been a little bit of discrepancy around what the actual official record is. Where are you currently at at the moment, Chad?

I'm at five years, so I'm over 2000. The record originally was 365. I started April 1st of 2020, so I'm still going, started during COVID. So why does the record state that you've run 11007? What happened where they clocked it there? I haven't updated it. So we did 11, like 1100, almost three years, I think.

And then I just kept going. So I got to five years. I mean, it's been since April 1st of 2020. So we're looking at more like 1800. It's been quite a few, yeah. Do you have a goal of where you're going to stop? Like, if you've got an end goal of mind or you're just going to keep going as long as you can keep going.

Yeah, you remind me of that scene in Forrest Gump where he's just running and eventually just stops. He goes, I think I'll go home now. Wherever I was, I was running. Yeah, so no, I don't, I'm not playing with house money now, so, you know, any day is fine. It's not today, so just keep going.

I would like it to be on my terms and not something where I get sick or break something. I'd like it to be, you know, on a day where I just feel like today was a good day to stop. What's the worst injury you've run through? Well, I've been really lucky. I really haven't had anything break or strained.

One of my toes is the shape of my shoe now. But other than that, I've had COVID twice that I ran through. What about like friends' weddings or like going away for long weekends and stuff? Like, you just make the time? Yeah. I have a really supportive family. They let me, you know, run in the mornings when we go on vacation and things. So I just always, no matter where I am, I try to make sure I run it,

between 5 and 6 o'clock. We've been all over. We go to Japan every October. We do Paris. I have to travel to Florida pretty frequently, and I just try not to change my schedule. So I always try to make sure that between 5 and 6 I'm running. Have you got any crazy records that people wouldn't know about?

One I'm shooting for now, that's the fastest 10K wearing a 20-pound vest. That one, I think, would be hoping to do that one here. The first one I actually tried was the fastest mile while controlling a pink. pong ball. And I really, I trained for that one. I bought so many dang ping pong rackets and balls and I just can never do

it. I don't look forward to breaking the news to a friend of mine who I think he thought in just over a month's time he was going to have the world record for the most consistent 10 kilometer runs. 1107 days he was shooting for. What do you think the actual number officially is? How many

days have you run continuously without fail? I mean, we're at five years and five months, really, because months or I don't count it by days, but it's, I mean, it's April 1st of 2020. April 1st of this year would be five years. You'd be looking at nearly 2000, so maybe 1950 or something. Yeah, Willie's got no chance. Yeah, we're real close.

And it was never intended to get this far. I mean, it's just something I do every day. I don't look forward to breaking the news to him then. He thinks he's a month away, but he's actually only halfway. He's done a thousand days and he's got a thousand more to go. And in the meantime, you're still running, Chad. So, you're a crazy, crazy human. Tell him to come out here and we'll do a 10K together.

I would love to shake his hand because that is so many miles. Oh, man, I'd love to do a 10K with a world record holder. You're a crazy person, but it's what makes the world interesting. Thanks for chatting with us. Hey, I really appreciate it, guys. Thanks for having me on. See ya. Let's keep on running.

Yeah. Cheers, Chad. I'd love to say calls next on 0800 the Edge. What's your unique streak? So you've done something like every day for X amount of days. Yeah. And it might be impressive or it could just be, yeah, like semi-impressive just to you,

but it's just something you've always done. I've cried in my car before work every day for three years. Oh, that's impressive. I want something more positive like you've had a subway foot long every day for the last six years. Oh, I would love a subway right now. It wouldn't even need to be six years to be impressive. I reckon if you ate the same thing for lunch every day for three months,

I'd still find that pretty impressive. Does Nutri-Grain count? Because I think I've had Nutri-Grain for the last five years every morning. Nutri-grain? Saturday, Sunday, even on holiday? What about where you go on holiday? Did you take it with you? Try and take it with me.

No, but you say try. So if you've missed a day, then it's not a streak. Yeah, maybe it is when I'm away. Maybe it's the only time I wouldn't. Okay, what's your unique streak that might or might not be impressive to everybody else? That's all right? I wait under the edge or fire us a text on 3343. All right, we're talking streaks this morning.

I wait 100 the edge or 3343. What is your unique streak after we spoke to Chad just before American guy who's been running? every day, 10Ks or more for five and a half years. That is incredible. Mental. No injury, really. No injury at all. Ran through COVID and everything.

Amy's called up with a bit of a classic one here. Morning, Amy. Good morning. So what's your streak that you were calling to brag about? I've been pregnant for 268 days. He was due yesterday. I mean, that's incredible. Are you feeling like you're even close?

Or do you feel like he ain't moving any time soon? No, he's quite comfortable Yeah, has the baby, what do they say? They drop down when you know they're close, eh? Yes, yeah. There is that Friends episode where Rachel wants it out of her and they try spicy food And then eventually Ross tries a little, you know,

to smooch on her. You tried all the things? Yes, I've tried all the things, but he's happy where he is. He knows. Is it your first or have you had one before? It's my second. Oh, congratulations. Well, we are thinking of all.

of you and wishing the best birth and a safe arrival for Baba. You're an absolute champion shops. You're about to do the most incredible thing in the world. Good on you, Amy. Thank you. Thanks, Amy. Got the old birthing playlist altogether. Yeah.

Fun time for head. Now, Susie, you've got a streak on Wordle. 3358 days so far. Whoa. Have you ever got it in one? Yes. Shut up. What was the word?

remember? Oh, God. I've got it on my phone. I can look it up for you as you want. And I text it three to us. Yeah, taste it through to us. Yeah. Good job.

Keeping the brain sharp, Mel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Morning, Mel. Melissa. Hello, Mel. Hi. Hi. What's your unique streak that you're rocking at the moment?

I have a snap streak with my friend for 3,700 and 79 days. Shut. Wow. Now, what is a snap streak? Is that on Snapchat? Yeah. Okay, so explain to the people listening exactly what a snap streak is.

Yeah, just to the boomers. Yeah, mostly, I should. We just send a snap every single day. Yeah. So you just send like a pick or a video to each other, but you have not missed a day in 10 years going back and forth. Never missed a day. Why don't you get sort of a bit stuck some days

and be like, what am I going to send today? And it's just like a crappy thing. No, we can literally just send like a fight off the sky. What have you sent her today or are you yet to do it? I send her an update of our matching tattoo to tell her the following's gone down. Cute. Matching tattoos, snap streaks are 10 years. You guys are BFFs, the definition.

Why don't we take a selfie, the three of us in the room? Then we'll DM your Instagram from our account, and then you can somehow take a photo of that and send it to your mate. This is today's streak. Yep. She did not say anything like, she's like, I already did it. I already did the photo. Why were I sent two?

Thank you, darling. We're going to go to Gemma next. Gemma, you've been doing something every morning for 15 years. What have you been doing? I drink a can of Red Bull every morning. God, if you don't have wings right now, we'll never have them. Yeah, no one's getting them. Wow.

Do you know how much money you've spent on Red Bull? Yeah, I should buy shares. Yeah, $16,425. Wow. Well, I don't drink coffee, so that is my morning coffee every morning. Yeah, I was going to say, what is it about it, the taste, the pick-me-up it gives you, both? I think the both, yeah. You'd be addicted by now, I would have thought.

And do you have the small can or the big one? I drink the big one. Oh, my goodness, me. Okay, well, that was, yeah, that was based on a $3 can, so that's $16,000 estimate you gave Ash is probably more like... It's actually 27. Yeah, half that again. And someone else just texts in a streak That I'm not sure I can read out

But I could get into that Oh God, I know the one 300 days in a row It's Clint's wife Jamie And she's like, I'm so tired That's what I want for Christmas I want a streak I want a year streak for Christmas

You know what I mean I'm exhausting I mean that is incredible I take my hat off too 300 days in a row without missing A little bit of intimacy time I wonder what I would do for your relationship It would definitely help my relationship

If you're doing it every day you must love it. Maybe you just go, maybe we all lock in this year for New Year's Resolution, go every day for a year and let's see where we're at. Every day for a week I can commit to.

Maybe. I'll try and join you, Clint, don't worry. Good luck, boys. Clint, Megan, Dan. New music, Friday. Brand new, I think it's kind of slowing down for the year now. I think not a lot of artists

releasing big singles and it'll lead up to Christmas. That's okay. Unless you're Kylie Minogan, you're releasing. Christmas song. I mean, you're competing with Mariah and Boubley, aren't you, this time of year? Why would you bother? We played both of them last night and got it felt good.

So, yeah, Carla Minogue's got a new one, that's called Hot in December. It's a little bit longer. I'll be a little bit hard. And give me the heat of the summer, a night to remember. Yeah, you're changing me like no other. You make it hard in December. Sorry, okay. It is actually, I will give her this. It's nice to have a song that's not talking about how it's snowing in December because it's very unrelatable to us here in New Zealand. She's talking about how hot it is? I can get down with that.

That is true because it's all about like the winter's here and the snow's outside. We're snuggling. But it's like, I'm bloody hot. I'm 10 beers deep and I got prawn juice under my fingernails. Hey, next time you're doing that, click me a text. It sounds like a good time. I want to hang out with that, eh? One of my favourite artists is a UK guy called Sam Fender.

You might remember his song People Watching, which was big on the edge earlier this year. He's released our deluxe version of his album today. Lots of co-labs on there. Olivia Dean, our girl. He's got a duet with her called Rain Me In. It's so well that you were scared to be held to took the easiest way out. I see the tears of a man too proud to reach for a head. I'll let my love keep you safe now.

So please go on. Don't wait me So good He's a phenomenal artist He's also Elton John is a bit of a mentor of his So Elton, a couple of years ago He heard his music And it's really, really helped him along the way

And finally I've done a duet together Elton just plays piano on this one It's called Talk to You Just want to talk Why to talk with my best friend Want to let go over everything that I think Want to show some of yours in school I want to help you

Get around Sam Fender Good driving music Can I say like if you like Bruce Springsteen If you like the National If you like all that kind of music He is in a brilliant song right at It's so good Absolutely listen

So there you go I've got some new lukems. I've got some new Luke comes here. His new one is called Giving Her Away Only she could have got us both in suits Only she could have got us at our boots Fighting back every tear that we both knew We were going to cry today

Neither one of us knows what to do Standing up in front of a crowded room On the springtime Saturday afternoon Both our lives about to change He's so good, eh? He does a mess. My most listen to artist on Spotify. Was he?

I think he was number three for me. Love that for us. Love that for us. Wow. Can we just become best friends? Yep. That wasn't my way of avoiding Anting that question. It sounded like you deliberately threw your headphones off your head and went,

oh, look, did he was out? I didn't hear me? Have you on a good cry? Listen to Luke Holmes' song, Five Leaf Clover. Oh my gosh. It is such a good song. It's a real tear joker. But in a good way, like...

And front door famous. Yeah, so good. It's about how he's like, he's famous in real life, but he's only, his favourite way to be famous is when he comes to the front door, and I'm going to cry. And his little boy runs up to him because his daddy's home and his front door face. Oh, Ash is gone.

Yeah. He's really good at writing. We're talking unique streaks. She could be on a crying streak. I think it is. I think of this last week. I think I've got to cry every show of this week, definitely. Yeah.

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