The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Bella... A bit slutty...

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Dive into another exciting episode of The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London. This episode features special guest Teddy Swims performing an original song for Nelson, intriguing relationship drama discussions from the Friends series, and a spotlight on the quirkiest group chat names. Plus, a heartfelt segment where listeners share their 'right person, wrong time' stories. Don't miss it! 00:00 Introduction and Morning Banter02:37 Water Challenge and Health Benefits06:55 First Call of the Day: Security Stories09:48 Entertainment Gossip: Diane Keaton's Will15:03 Reconnecting with Lost Love19:17 Easy Money Game23:59 Cheater Names Debate31:33 Britney Spears' Struggles35:41 Easy Money Game Announcement36:00 Group Chat Names Discussion44:15 Easy Money Game46:38 Nelson Postcode Playlist54:48 Celebrity Plastic Surgery01:00:09 Friends TV Show Discussion01:08:44 Right Person, Wrong Time

This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. He heads freaky. Piss harder in Auckland. Good morning, what the hell is going on?

Ash doesn't get paid till six. I know. I just said, can you put a pump-up song on? And you looked at me like, oh, okay, in the background. I was like, no-knit-knit. And then I looked at it's 5-56. Why are we going on air? Look at us, going above and beyond for you.

No, I want my extra four minutes paid for. Thank you, media work. I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about the list. It's not all about you, Ash. It is, though, isn't it? Because it's my life. I'm going to try and stand up more today

because I'm getting, like, behind my knees is something to hurt because I sit, so I get it for four hours every morning. Oh, but of chafage. Not chafed, no. Oh. Why would I get chafed? Because your legs are a bit close together

What should you say? Chaferge from just crossing your legs Jesus Oh if I crossed my legs Get out No not just sore from being in the same position For four hours Of course of course

And we do have that walking machine That I want to be walking But we can't That was missing a remote control I have this song for a Gia I want to want it want to Oh I was like a ring

I was like a ring I was like a time of ring On my wedding finger out with like a big Shiley Diamond And I can wave her She's been practicing It's not actually the song we should be playing though And changing the music of a radio station

It's actually, if you didn't know, a big no-no Yeah, Jack Honeyburn or wake up He'll be, he might be asleep right now But he'll know in his spirit that we've changed the music And like a zombie, he'd be like, whoa You know the last person that changed the music Was Mike Peru And he's long gone

To the last one that changed the song To another station where he's probably getting paid double I think it's fine Your husband is coming It'll just be like Ash's entrance music. Hey, it's Bloody Posco Playlist Day today, by the way. Looking at you, Nelson. Teddy Swims is going to be singing about you, Nelson, at 8 o'clock this morning.

His word, well, it's actually my words, coming out of his mouth about your city. Do you know what my favour? Oh, I'm playing this. Come on, babe, we've got to play music. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. One direction, night changes.

It is your success. Lamb, throwback. Because, of course, Liam Payne, if you missed it before we started that song, he passed away. A year ago today. Which doesn't seem like a year ago, does it? It was...

Crazy, eh? Very shocking day. Crazy. So thoughts going out to him and his family and friends. Yeah. Guys, I have changed my life in the last couple of weeks. Change your life. Change it all.

Started drinking water. And I know that that's... Sounds very simple. But I have, obviously, drunk water before in stuff, but I was doing some Googling about how much you should be drinking per day. And for guys, if you're doing exercise or any amount of exercise during the day, it's three litres. I think for girls it's two.

Tom Brady, one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time for the New England Patriots, he went viral towards the end of his career saying that's the reason why he played so late in life because he reckons he does this. Every day and always has. And like two weeks ago, you had said that to me, I would have been like, oh, what a crock of BS. But I've started doing three litres a day, maybe for the last couple of weeks now, and genuinely I am feeling so much better.

Some of those simple things. And we met someone in Christchurch that had the best skin ever. And I was like... That's why I'm doing it. Yes, and I was like, did you have a rotox? And he's like, I drink... He has two levers of water a day. And it inspired me, but I haven't done it yet.

Yeah. And I think that's probably a good start. If you drink like a glass or two a day normally, which a lot of people do, just start with like one or two liters a day just amp it up you need to get a bottle though the only way it's going to happen is if you do what you do

get a big bottle fill it up I just have it near you I just measure it as three bottles a day because everyone takes these like three litre bottles now like you know these giant bottles to work I read there was some like epidemic about us like flooding our bodies like you know people we're drinking too much

yeah don't drink too much I think there is a bad you can go too far with it as well so I'd start with two litres you know I must have had probably I would have had like three or four pints, I reckon, of water. Oh, I thought you're saying I had the beer, does that count? Yeah, like how much water is in a beer? They literally mix water with hops.

Yeah, no, because your kidney has to filter that. It's work for your kidney. And it's alcohol. It's not good for you. I mean, it's water babes. I think any sort of liquid is probably better than nothing. What about when you get like a gin and soda? No, just water.

Just have a bit of water. And also, we're so crap, aren't we, that, like, people are like, I don't like water needs to be flavoured. It's just that to me is the epitome of what we've become as a society. The people can't even just have water on its own because they don't like it. But if you're wanting to migrate, maybe you're having a litre of Coke a day. Don't do that. And you're wanting to migrate to water.

I think then you need to maybe have some of those tablets that make it flavoured. So you can slowly but surely. I'm living in the most beautiful country in the world with every opportunity to be healthy. I'm just going to do something hard and drink water instead of coke. But, like, serious question. Like what sort of percentage? Like, are you getting any water intake? Are you still talking about beautiful?

No, or coke or anything that obviously needs water to create it. Do you lose all the benefits of water? I don't know, I'm not addicted. No, no, I googled this, and you can have tea. And I think it does count for some drinks as well, like as long as they're not fully very sugary. But genuinely, like, my mental health is feeling better, like I'm feeling more positive.

He sticks bigger? Yep, that's happened. Is it? No. I wish. The opposite of drinking mountains and juice. Remember that, like, random, like, rubber that started in high school, that Mountain Dew shrinks your pain

and literally everyone stopped drinking. That's a marketing nightmare for Mountain Dew something. That's the best way for your competitors to spread a rumour for whatever it is makes you dick small. Does anyone else digs too? Because I can't be the only one that I remember through high school. No, it was that rumour. No one touched Mountain Jew growing up. None of the dudes. I stopped drinking it.

Producer Carl, did you hear that in your school? Absolutely and we all stopped drinking Mountain Jew. I obviously didn't stop soon enough. Yeah, you were drinking, you were drinking Fanta though, weren't you? Carl got the news too late in times. What do you mean? When it had triveled and gone inside. That's why, damn it.

Okay, or we'll give it the problem as in this job. Like, then you just go under the toilet all the time. We got like, the songs these days are like two and a half minutes long. Every three minutes down, it's like, oh, can I go to a wheeze? I've been weezed seven times. I need to get one of those, like, things that people have at the casino, like adult nappies or just have a catheter. Well, it makes you think I'm not wearing one of those right now. Come on.

First call of the day next. Oh, 800 the edge could be you. We'll sort you out with the voucher to go spend in store at Z for your trouble. So if you're on your way to work, cruising home from work, pick up the phone. 0-800-the-edge. Amen. Chat with you next. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

First call of the day. First call of the day. All righty, who's going to be? Who's going to kick us off and put us on the right track this morning? We're going to Christchurch this morning, guys. And we're going to be talking to Darren. Morning, Dazza. Born and how's the going?

Yeah, good. You know what? I've always wanted to talk to someone like you, Darren, who works in security. And I imagine you're, are you an overnight security man? Yes, I am. 14 now, shit. Whoa. 14?

That's a lot of hours, my love. Yep. Jesus, okay, it says here on the info we've been given. You've got 40 minutes to go. So you're chatting to us, mid-shift. Whilst surveying? Yeah, what are you? Slow night?

If I was going to rob whatever you're protecting right now would be the time. Right, yeah. Well, if you just cuts out or no. It depends, really. Yeah. You must have seen some stuff in your career, like at night in the cover. of darkness. Yeah, I've seen some pretty crazy stuff, really,

but it's kind of, everything's a blur these days. It's just, everything combines into one. How true. And the 14 hours that you do, how much of it are you allowed to be on your phone? I'm on my phone quite off pretty much, like, every 10, 5, 10 minutes because I do patrols. Yeah.

Oh, so I'm going to, like, yeah. No, I'm doing animal. control, noises, alarms, plus checking all different sites and that as well. I'd imagine that'd be an interesting job. When you think of security, think of it, you know, it's quite a scary, risky job. But I guess it'd keep you busy, right?

You'd see some fun stuff. Oh, definitely. Yeah. Yeah, definitely keeps you busy, especially when you get noises and, you know, sometimes you're getting contacted police for them to escort you on site, well, onto the property.

Yeah. To serve the people with the paperwork. Good on you, Derek. When you broke your neck four years ago, was that on the job? Was that completely off? It was, I was actually looking for work. I was helping a maid out at the time. He was trying to sort out a way to give me full-time hours.

And then, yeah, just end up being off work completely for a wee while. The neck breaking, that's got to be one of those scary injuries, eh? That's one part you don't want to break, right? And that in the back. Yeah. Well, thanks for calling, Dazza. Yeah, appreciate it, bro. That's come good, though.

He's recovered. We love you, bro. Thank you so much for listening to The Edge in the mornings. We really appreciate that, darling. Yeah, and thank you for protecting Christchurch overnight. Yeah, North Canterbury, actually. Oh, yeah. North Canterbury.

Good. So if you're in the South, well, sorry. Yeah, Darren hasn't got you. Oh, yeah. They've got Batman there, though, so that's all good. Well, saw you out of the voucher to go spinning store at Zed. Thanks, Das.

No one wants crust-only toast, grab fresh bread at Zid tonight. what's going on in the world of entertainment because we'll go there next. What do you want to do next? Do you want to do KFED or do you want to do the unlikely recipient of Diane Keaton's 5 Millie? Oh yeah, I do like finding out where people's money goes

after they're dying and then people scrapping over it and fighting. We'll do it with Diane Keaton's will next. I'll go to KFed. Stuff him. We'll do him later. It's pretty good. Clint McGinn Dan.

Lesh school! Gossip and entertainment. Clit megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. reeling for the loss of Diane Keaton. Get over. Shut up. I need to sit a really bad word just then.

The kind of, the word that I would call you off air that I would have got fired over, but I didn't because I'm a professional. So this weekend I'm going to be watching. I've decided I'm going to do Father of the Bride and then I'm going to do something's got to give. I'm going to watch that again this weekend. Oh yeah, I've written that down and I asked my wife about and she goes, oh, yeah, it rings a bell.

Yeah, everybody should watch something's got to give this weekend. Well, I have just recorded a podcast episode for Hopeless Romantics on Diane Keaton and something's got to give and it will make you enjoy it even more so that's going to be out tomorrow Apple TV I think you probably pay like seven or eight bucks to watch it there's nowhere else where you can watch it

for free. It's a brilliant. It's a brilliant film and I'm devastated at a loss because I just loved her so deeply and her estate was worth $100 million dollars, not bad, DK. Her final Instagram post was of her and her golden retriever dog Reggie who she loved very much.

Now sources and this is unconfirmed but it has been reported by some major news outlets that sources are claiming that she's left $5 million to her dog Reggie for his upkeep and the rest to be used to donate to animal shelters. Five million? Wow. So because she doesn't know how much longer Reggie's going to be here. Yeah, I mean, I guess Reggie is used to a certain type of lifestyle.

I get that. But surely the person who's looking after Reggie takes the piss a little bit and goes, All right, well, where I normally pick up Reggie's dog food That's across the water So I'm going to need a jet ski to do that Yeah, and across the road from that is the Lamborghini shop Yeah, he likes the leather

He likes it on his yellow paws His skin needs to be on leather But I think whoever's looking after the dogs Probably like one of her She had a kid, eh, a couple of kids She has two children So they'll be looked after as well Because she had a hundred million

I'll look after a dog for half that For two and a half mill Oh, look after a dog for a couple hundred k because I love dogs and also I love money. She can be an easy 50 bucks, I'll look after it. But I think it says a lot about a person when... Okay, because there's a limit, right? If someone dies and they leave $100 million

to lack of their cash or like some lame charity, you go, oh, a bit too far. What about the people? But she's done well. 100 million, and out of that 5 million for the animals, also what a legend. Yeah. And Richard's right, he's text through saying Wagu steak for that dog.

Absolutely. That dog's not eating tucks, is it? Yeah, because who's keeping... Like, if you were policing, I guess, the $5 million and making sure it was going to the dog, you'd need receipts. You know, but then who's collecting the receipts at the end of the... I guess it's an honesty system. She's not checking.

Yeah. I'm sure it's one of her children's got Reggie and out of love for their mom. We'll sort it up, Mom. Imagine being... It's obviously a sad time, but imagine being just given millions of dollars from someone the past. Obviously, the dream is you never knew that person, like it was a long-lost uncle. Yes, you don't have all the grief that comes with the inheritance. That would be tricky when you're devastated and then you get the money and you're like,

or the life insurance money. That's the one that I don't lose their partners or whatever. Yeah, that sucks. They just like, I don't want it. I don't want to touch it. Guilt money. How do you do with that? Do you know if I die?

Because I'm so crap. When I die, it's like a court. How much does your husband get? I get four times more money if he dies than I don't. There's something wrong with that. great. This is my earnings over the year

you've been like so up and down and I'm just El Crapo in general. No, but that's what you want. You don't want your life to be worth four times more

than your partners because then you've seen those movies that's true. We're all of a sudden he accidentally dies. Accidentally. I'm falling on the over the thing of the cruise ship.

There have been a lot of deaths on cruise ships lately people going overboard. Every time you have an argument and they look at you with those dollar sign eyes. What could I do with four million dollars?

I love you, good day. So there you go. That lucky dog. And what something's got to give in the weekend, it's so good. Scandal, all thanks to Zed. No time for the supermarket. Zed has grocery every day. Sent chills.

Up next, right place, wrong time. We're giving you the opportunity to score yourself $3,000 and a flight anywhere in the world. Anywhere. To meet back up again with that special someone that got away. Is there anyone for you guys? Well, no, because I'm married. No, I don't mean like, you know, just like, oh, just,

A missed connection, you think, in another world, I wonder if we could have. If there was, if I wasn't married, I would have a shoe in for this. Amanda. Really? Yep. I don't think I have one. Maybe we can share our stories. Okay.

Next. I would say, be quietly, not a log. Yeah. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Where's my husband? Maybe that's what you've been asking. Where's my wife? Where's my best friend from back in the day gone?

We're giving you the chance to reconnect with someone who was the right person at that wrong time thanks to their release of regretting you. And Katie is a story about a long, lost love from back in the day. Morning. Morning, Katie. What happened? Well, it was a few years ago now. But, yeah, basically I was at uni.

I was studying and this guy was my university sweetheart. We were together while we were both studying in the same degree. He was a couple years older, though. And he ended up graduating and going off to his kind of big corporate job. And I still had quite a few years left of my degree. So that was kind of when it all ended. But, yeah, we left on really good terms and still kind of keep an eye on what he's up to and still kind of like our circles, very interlinked.

Yeah, and that was seven years ago now. and I still always just think about what could have been and I think probably at the time I was so young that I didn't realize how I felt and I've always wished since that I'd said certain things that I didn't say at the time so yeah

is he still, here's a question for you Katie is he still single? Well he's had a few relationships since because I have as well as I've been seven years and I've been trying to pin this down, A, because she's been on... I just know this, you and the girls in the girls' chat have been sussing it out, zooming in on photos, trying to read the body language, am I correct? Check in the noses?

They're like, they're related? Do they look like related noses? Yeah. I can't hear, you actually sound like genuinely smitten as well, just talking about it? Sounds lovely. And you know what? If you're right for him, then he, even if he's with someone, he'll leave them for you, right? Yeah, my husband had a girlfriend when we met.

Hey Katie, where in the world, is he? Where would you need to fly to do like a surprise? He actually just moved to Sydney like probably only six months ago. So, yeah, it's really a bit of a moment. Okay, but where do you meet him? Like, you know, do you do this surprise knock on the door? It's me or do you go, hey, I'm in Sydney.

I'm going to be in Sydney. Why don't we catch up for dinner? My shout. I have a couple of glasses of wine. Let the mood, and then, you know, before you know what you're saying, You know what? I've actually really loved you when we were dating and I wish I'd told you that

I just wanted to put it out there now and then he says, I love you too and then you have the greatest sex of your life that night, Katie. Oversee sex. This song, I can do for good, perfect. Okay, we'll check up a couple of shrimps on the Barbie. Well, Katie, tomorrow we're going to be calling

somebody back. It could be you because it's a tiny drawer of five people and so you've got a very good chance of getting the news tomorrow that you've just scored $3,000 and a flight to Sydney to catch up with him. So best to like... Oh, well, guys, if it happens, you're invited to our wedding.

Oh, my God. Clint can be the celebrant. I'll be the best man. As can be the flower girl. Oh, my God. Someone can be the celebrant. Me can be the wedding singer. Yes, God.

All right, well, we're greeting you. It's in cinemas next Thursday. We'll send you a double pass to go and check it out at the very least for sharing your story. Thanks, Kavie. Oh, amazing. Thank you so much, guys. You're welcome. feel good about this one.

I love me some Katie. Yeah. I reckon they're going to work out and be married. Oh my God, I first edge married. Imagine that being the meat cute. I won a competition on the edge and they flew me over to Sydney and then now we have four children. Four, geez Katie, that's a bit intense.

Yeah, or she flies over. He's married with kids. It's a disaster. Still a great story. But then she meets some hot surf on Bondi Beach. Yeah. And then they have four kids. I think what happened was Katie actually went for three and then they got twins.

Yeah, which is, you know, at the time was scary, but they had three years. Yeah, you've got to be careful. We've already written the story for it. Katie's been cold feet. She's like, I don't know. I'm ready for four kids. Clint Megan Dan. StinkyB.

The Edge, E, C, the Money. If you want to have a crack at playing easy money, grand in the hands, your cuter cause now, 0800 the Edge. We are going to play the online game on Rover, and however many answers we get correct out of 10. That is the number line that we will take. We've got 10 lines. So, give us a call.

see if we can get you on to play. I've got the Rover app open now. I'm going into the game where our letter is L. Are we ready? Yes. Let's go. Three, two, one. First question.

Name something you do when you're sad, L. L. Lye. Okay. Name something in your bathroom. Lights. Good. Cool.

Name a number. 11. No, that's... Oh, no, we're screwed. Oh, screwed. Just passed. Great. Okay.

Name something blue. Blue. Lilo. L.O. Very good. Good one. L-I-L-O. Okay.

Name a hobby. Lightning Chaser. Okay. We've still got another, we've got 60 seconds on the game, but I've only got a 30-second timer. So we're only halfway go. Okay. Next one. Name something smelly.

Lou. Okay. Name a stationary item. Light. 14 seconds. Yes. Pass, pass, okay Pass, okay, pass

Name a profession, lighting person Life Person, okay, name a website or app Oh, we're done Lights by I'm up Okay, so we got five out of ten with the passes Okay, so we go to line five That is Katie, Katie, good morning, congratulations

Our poor performance in the online game Means that you get to play for real A thousand bucks next Yeah, exciting It is exciting I sound excited One The online game

I will remind you It's the second to last day To get amongst the game And then hear your name be read out At either 10am or 12 And if you answer that call Next week you'll be here Face to face with us

We'll fly anywhere from around the country To be playing for $10,000 Does that excite you Katie? Absolutely She's cool, calm, collected And I respect that in a woman So if you haven't got amongst the online game are the one we

just played. The more you play, the more chances you have to hear your name read out at 10 and 12. Katie will have a crack at it in 60 seconds. The Edge, 1K, E, Z, money. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime, online. Okay, Katie is one who's

spot to have a cracket playing for a grand in the hand, 30 seconds. 10 answers starting with the letter Ash gives you you can pass, but no repeated answers. You're good, Katie? Yes, Kilda, I'm good. She's going to finish her bathroom, Reno, with a thousand bucks when she wins. Your letter today is M, M for Marvelous.

Okay, and we're going to start with... I can do that get for money. Yeah, that's right. Do you know what an adjective is? A doing word? It's a describing, well... A describing word. Yeah, no, yeah.

Yeah, she's driving words. Okay, because we're going to start with, beginning with M, a describing word. Marvelous. A country. Medigisca. A planet. Mars. A drink.

Milk. A zoo animal. Monkey. Something you put on toast. Marmite. A reality TV show. Meredith's sight. Something with wings.

Megpie. A tool to project your voice. A microphone. Something you plug in. Katie got nine. Time. My goodness me, you were on track there, Katie. The producers were all standing up.

We were all giving each other the white eyes. I thought you had it. I just thought she had it. Yeah, to be honest. You just have to be really quake, you really do. Oh, man. I mean, no passes, just nine for nine. I thought reality TV show would get her. Wow.

Katie, you need to get amongst the online game on Rover. Play as many times as you can. Listen out for your name at 10 and 12 because we would love to see you here next week, in the flesh, playing for 10 grand. We will just continue to keep playing until somebody wins it. Amazing. Thank you. We'll do. It says as well here that you're a kindi teacher.

Your kids are lucky to be taught by you because, man, you know some stuff. He knows her words. Wow, back again at 8 o'clock. Commiserations, Katie. It's a hell of a showing though. I wouldn't be disappointed with that. Clint Megandan. It's Clint Megandand. I've never met her.

She didn't. Hannah I don't know if we're going to say a name or not Yeah that's right Hannah That's a good one My wife's name Yeah And I'd hate to think that she's cheating on me

I don't think she is Nah I feel like she's pretty rock solid Hmm Probably a teacher's pet Clit knows this because he's tried his way A little couple of times in my wife She's a little wink And she's like no

This ride's closed We went out to dinner Who's reaching under the table To give her a little knee A little grab And she gets swatting it away I told him to stop doing that Oh no she's just

Yeah, Hannah seems quite lovely. You know what? I've been multiple Hanners over my life. Like when I was at school, I knew a couple of Hanners. And they're really genuinely lovely people. Never met a bad one. We're going to throw out a few names, and then you get a song to veto them. If you go, hell, no, we're not putting Hanna as the name that never cheats.

Yeah. Okay. So at the moment, we're throwing Hanna's out there. Who else we throw it out? I've never met a cheater named. Can I take Hanna and raise you an Andy? Now, we've put Andy into this game before, just in a general way. I've never met a bad, Andy.

And he came out spotless. I dated an Andy in my early... I wish he'd cheated because I couldn't... It took me so long to break up with him. Was he one of those people that's just a bit too nice? Yeah, he just wouldn't take no for an answer. He was like, no, I don't want to break up. I was like, yeah, but if one person wants to break up, we break up.

He's like, no, no, please, I don't want to. Please, I don't want to. He begs, if you do not leave him. I'll be shocked if there's someone that calls thorough texts, 33, 4, 3, oh, under the edge, that has been cheated on by an Andy. I don't think it happens. Andy, Hannah.

I think that's a good one of each. A girl and a guy, Hannah and Andy. You don't want to throw out a third? Do we need to make a third? Unless you've got one. Well, someone suggested a Bella, who is, again, another great name. Our web producer, his name is Bella.

Bella's a bit slutty. No, no, the name. Not our Bella. Jesus. Well, Al Bella has the name, Bella. No, but she's not. I'm saying she's not, but her name is. But you only reference is Bella, our Bella.

I know other Bellas. Hmm. And are they? the name it's the connotation of the name at least one of them is a bit of an essay okay okay we're throwing out I've never met a cheetah named Bella

Hannah or Andy if you have a story that says otherwise you have three minutes to call or text and beta there Andy's already gone on the text machine Andy's a cheetahs my biological father was one uh oh oh I mean do you have proof though or you just suspected that

maybe he's not your real dad It's Clint Megan Dan's I've never met her Cheetah named And we're throwing out Andy Hannah and Bella Yeah now We've got a couple of calls

A lot of texts come through So let's go straight to calls Morning Philippa Now you're dobing in a bad Andy Good Hi am, morning guys How are we? Morning, good

So how do you know that Andy's a cheetahs My darling? So my biological father's name is Andy and he was most definitely a Cedar, yes. Oh, no. The fact that you're calling him my biological father as opposed to my father indicates that he wasn't much of a father. Isn't that sad?

Yeah. It sucks to be in me. No, no. And the story goes, actually, a few years when I was a few years old. Turns out the rumor is that, well, he got to pick my name because I was the first born. And turns out, apparently he named me after the woman he cheated with. Oh. Wow.

Wait, so he cheered with a Philippa, or you've since changed your name? No, no, no. He cheated with a filippa. Wow. Well, you know what? I've never met a bad Philippa, apart from that woman. Never made a bad philipa. She was a nightmare.

She was a home wrecker, wasn't she that, Philippa? But you sound lovely. You're a legend, Philip. Thanks for sharing that. Yeah. Good on you, Philip. People got interesting lives, haven't they? Because I thought that Annie's was weak a clean.

Okay, Sarah wants to veto one of the names. She disagrees. Which one are we disagreeing with? I've never met a cheery. named and you say no no no morning Sarah yeah no I've met a cheater named Andy oh for goodness sake

Andy again did he cheat on did he cheat with someone called Philippa or a different Andy yes he quite possibly could have it was multiple so very vulnerable time in my life

when I met him and he deforted money and also got supported for the fraud as well as the thought that he committed on the other people he cheated with that is what my gosh of the worst things you could be, a cheating fraud stuff.

What a dog. A nightmare. Yeah. Oh, Sarah, I'm sorry that happened to you. Have you managed to kind of move on with life and let go of the anger towards him or will you just hate him forever? Oh, I pity him. Yeah, that's worse than hate, isn't it?

Good on you. I tell you what, no marks against Hannah, because she was thrown out as I've never met a cheater named Hannah. I don't see any text, no calls for Hannah. Bella was another name that's thrown out. Ours has just derived, our web girl, Bella. I know what you're about to do here. Well, Clint, how would you describe Bella?

I would say she's a hard worker, a lovely person and is always just got a great moral compass. That's what I would say. Bella, we said when we met a cheater name Bella. Bella, have you ever cheated? Do you even have to ask? Of course not. Unfortunately, we do.

She's a sweetheart. No, no, no. I just want to say that what I said before was about general connotations about the name Bella, not the specific Bella that we know. Bella, were you listening before? Just before you arrived and what Ash said about you?

No, I haven't heard it. Love you so much, babe. I present to you. No, Producer Neep is trying to pull it up for us, a little bit of a replay because I don't know if Ash would say it again. Well, I can say about you. If we haven't of the audio, I can say it again,

but just to clear myself and explain what I meant. Yeah. What I said was, Bella's a bit slutty. But I meant the name, Bella, in general, brings connotations of, like, sexy lady. Bella. Ooh, Bella. So I meant it kind of as a compliment.

So calling me a slut or calling me hot? No, no, no, no, calling you hot, obviously. Just the name. Oh, she didn't say those words? No, no, no, that's not what I said. Guys, come on. I was saying the name is a bit like saucy, like Bella. So the kind of name that like girls who are called something boring, like Tracy.

Is that what she said? To the Bella, who was, again, another great name. Our web producer, his name is Bella. Bella's a bit slutty. I make the name. The name, I love you. No, come on. You know, oh.

That's bad, isn't it? Especially because I said it straight up. Someone was just talking about. And I actually think you're on to something. Someone else's text through saying Bella cheated on me. Not now, Bella, but someone else. Someone else says, I don't know about the cheating, but Bella is the type who always plays very hard to get.

Oh, yeah, how Bella's nodding. Hang on. Oh, and Hannah's, sorry. Hannah's definitely a cheater. She hooked up with my now ex-boyfriend. And then she went on to hook up with his best mate. I think what we're learning slowly and surely from this game is there's bad people in every name. Yeah.

Yeah. We should have got out a little earlier maybe and Hannah's would have got out unscathed. You've been a bit of bad Dan though. Do you know what? I reckon two people have just texted in about the same Hannah because the first person said, I've been cheated on someone called Hannah

who kissed my best friend and then the next person says Hannah's definitely cheated. She hooked up with my now ex-boyfriend then went on to hook up with his best mate. I reckon that's the same Hannah. Classic Auckland or classic Altheiro just like small town wherever you go

people just hooking up with each other's besties. Clint me get in. Scandal. A scandal. Quite a scandal. Scandal. With Ash London. Scandal, thanks to Zid.

No time for the supermarket. Zid has grocery every day as in Chul. Kevin Federline was Brittany's backup dancer and then her husband. They had two sons together. She then went into this kind of conservatorship situation where her parents or her father name was in control of her finances, her health, her bodily decisions. It was unhealthy. And now, I think anyone that follows Britney Spears on Instagram kind of has an inkling.

that all is not well in camp Brittany and everyone's kind of holding their breath, hoping that she'll I don't know, be happy, thought out whatever's going on. She does those dances, eh, where she sort of just films herself dancing and she rants. It reminds me of like, you know, when a mate of yours does something like that

because they're maybe drunk or whatever and you think, oh, you're going to, how many minutes until they realise what they've done and they remove that? But Brittany's like, no. I want that up and it's Dana. Totally. So KFed, her ex, has written an autobiography, which is coming out. And as part of that, he's doing some press. And this absolutely broke my heart because I think

so often he's kind of painted as like the ex who just wanted her money and he's collecting child support. But he's got a main custody of their boys. And when you hear this, he really does sound like a man who wants the best for his family. I'm absolutely as a father terrified that one day I might wake up and my sons are going to have to deal with the unimaginable. I kind of have to sound the alarm that I truly feel that somehow, some way, I just wish that their mom will get help. What's going on now, and I'm not going to get into details because I'm not going to just expose her personal life, but it's ten times worse than anything that I've said in my book. I've stayed with my mouth shut for the sake of my family.

I've tried to help my sons build a relationship with their mother, and I pray to God every day that she gets the help that she needs or wakes up and realizes that you have two sons right there in front of you that are screaming for a life with you, the same that they have with the rest of their family. At the end of the day, I just want Brittany to be around for her children for a long time. Oh, isn't that horrible? And also in another exit that's been released from the autobiography, he talks about times when the boys have woken up when they're staying at her house and she's been standing at the door with a knife. Terrifying stuff. So look, it's, and it's something we were talking about off air, this idea that when the conservators she'd be ended,

and everyone was like, yay, Brittany's got her freedom back and yada, yada, yada. And now it's kind of feeling like, oh, she needs someone to look out for her. She doesn't need someone to control every movement and control what, like they were controlling even the pills she was taking, forcing her to be on birth control, all sorts of horrible things. Isn't it wrong for me to also see what he's doing as a negative thing as well? Like I kind of find it icky that he's, like if that was my ex, for instance, and she was not well, the last thing I would do and think that,

this is good for us to write a book about it and then go... And then go on this interview and talk about it in Aeroddirty Laundry Even though he says he's trying to stay out of it and not But you are, you're talking about it And hopefully Britney doesn't see that She will.

And then... I wonder what he's endgame is. Is he trying to make money? Is he trying to be relevant? Do it behind the scenes. I was thinking the exact same thing, Dan, but then it's like maybe you get so far like to your wits end

where you're like, you know what? I do hope you see that. I need you to realise that you need to step up and be more of a mother to your kids because they're desperate to have you in their life and you need to sort your life out. You can do that in person. You can do other things in way.

There's other ways than doing it, talking about it and airing it to someone random. Maybe he's just desperate now. And he's like, I've tried all the other things that we're saying he should be doing. She hasn't got family. Like no one's going to, I've made this this way of saying,

can somebody, if it can't be me, somebody needs to do something. I see both of you are both incredible points. I agree with both of you. I just want Brittany to be okay. She's given us so much. She has nearly killed herself so that fans can see her live

and enjoy her music over the years. And she, I mean, we all deserve to be happy and healthy, but she deserves to have some peace and to live in a way that isn't dangerous for herself or others. So I desperately hope that someone steps up and gives her some help.

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Clint, Megan, Dan. All right, we're talking group chat names. Before he said everything I wanted to say before when I wasn't supposed to say it because I can't read a radio run sheet. I will say, though, in all seriousness, a lot of group chats. I think group chats have got out of hand now.

It is too much. There needs to be a limit. And then it should be like one of those, like when people are on a shopping. ban. It's like if I'm going to buy something, I'm going to just throw something out. I got, I counted up when we were talking about this. I've got 22, which I think is on the low scale

of what some people have. Do you know what? There needs to be a maximum number and you should be able to set it. So then when anyone adds you, it goes, do you want to this group chat? Because people adding you to a group chat and you having to be in it with no say. It's like me inviting you to a party and then you magically just appear at my house and you're like, what am I doing

here? I was doing a wee and I'm at your party that I don't want to be at. And then I'm like, oh, do you want to leave? And you're like, yeah. And I'm like, cool, you need to tell everyone in the party that you're going. Yes, I think as a rule, we need to all just calm our farms. Not everything needs a WhatsApp group. My friend Tamara, shout-outs to you, babe,

was saying she's in like 70 group chats on WhatsApp. Every time her kid gets invited to a party, added to a chat about the party. She sounds popular. She is, very, she's a cool chick. What I do is I mute a lot of them, because it is savage to leave them, because then it says Dan and where he's left the group.

Okay, they need to either get rid of that, so people don't know you've left, they need to add a feature where you have to accept a group chat when you've been added. Well, everyone just needs to relax. If you need me, call me. Otherwise, stop adding.

That's the thing, though. No one wants to call. No, don't do that. So people aren't going to, unless it's really important, you don't have to know about it. I never signed a contract in this life that said, I am going to be contactable about everything and I will write back and be part of the group.

I remember some celebrity, I can't remember who it was, but I never forgot what they said. They were like, I have a phone for my convenience, not for yours. Amen, brother. Because everyone thinks you should be reachable at all times because everyone has their phone in their pocket or in their hand. And the expectation is crippling.

I'm constantly stressed about getting back to people. The only fun thing about them is the names. Like if I look through the names now, like I don't even know who named some of these. My most used chat is my lad's chat, like my guy mates, and it's two dads and a daddy. And it's because two of us have kids. Who's the daddy?

And then the other one's a single guy that doesn't have kids. That's hot. I love that. My husband, Adrian, says yorky knobs. And I'm like, what's that a basic? I don't know. Isn't Yorkie a dog? I don't know.

And isn't a knob? Pino. Pino. I don't want to say the words. Pinos. So, 334. What's the number? 334.

3-100 of the edge. Gosh, he's killing it today. E'o. What's the name of your group chat? Maybe it's just all that ridiculous, hilarious. Maybe it's so specific and you don't even know why it's called that anymore, like yorky knobs. I've got a theatre friend's group chat called the Lae Miserab. whores and thieves.

Oh, you're so lame. Because in Laemez, there's a lot of prostitutes. Can I get in on that? Yeah, come on. It turns out of my kind of chat. I just said I don't want to be in any more chats, but I'm in for the ladies' chat. The total's so long, you probably when you look at it, you only see half of it. It's true. We're talking unique group chat names.

If you've got an interesting one, normally it has a backstory, and we'd love to hear it, 0-800-the-edge. Half of these we can't read out on the radio because they're too rude. But we have been laughing off air about them, guys. You are very funny. I'm part of one in the Hot Girls Club I'm the only guy in it Oh lucky What are the girls talking about

In the group chats Clint You've got an insider knowledge Well actually it's way juicy Than the stuff the dudes talk about I think my daughter saw my group chat once He goes Why do you have a group chat called Hot Girls Club And I was like mum's in there

It's all Clint's mistresses And then we've got another We've got another couple Like friends of ours And they're lesbian So obviously there's another couple of girls And then I think one of the other girls So it's really just a friend's chat

But I'm just the only dude there But honestly See, the stuff I've learned from that chat. Yeah, because sometimes I'd forget you there. They just see the title and be like, it's a safe space. They do forget I'm there. Come on. Zara, good morning.

You're from Tohonga. Hi, guys. Good morning. Hey, no, good. Now, you've got a group chat. What's the name? It's called Mum's favourite child plus the other one. And it's me and my friend of my mom.

Brilliant. Who named it? I did. Okay, all right. If you thought of Mum did, Jesus. Imagine. I think there's a lot of power and admitting

that one of the kids is a favourite child and the other one isn't. Can I read out the one about Brittany? Is it better if I read it as a woman? Yeah, I reckon change

the last name to bottom. Bottom, okay. Brittany's itchy bottom. Yeah. And you know how I think that started? Britney's text through with some advice about why she's got that.

It's a current situation and then one of her mates has changed the group name. It's one of my favourite jokes. Yeah. Is when the group name hasn't been changed in a while and someone says something ridiculous

and then you just change the name to that. I have an ever-evolving group chat with Anna and Shaz and it gets changed once a week but you can only change it if it's really funny and I will cry laughing sometimes. Hopefully Brittany got some worming tablets. Or maybe she's like me and gets a hemorrhoid every now and then.

Yeah. Katrina has a group chat called Punishing Family Chat. Yeah, most family chat is punishing. Oh, she's muted that for sure. It's just photos of other people's kids that don't really care about, you know. some my relatives more. I think we care about every

part of the life. Brooke, what's your group chat name? Hi. Hi, darling. What's your group chat called Brookie? So my friend group, we named our group chat

Shadow Wizard Malt Gang. Okay. Because there's a running joke out there just called Shadow Wizard Money Gang. And it's just a bit a, you know, Tick-Tock meme, and we replaced money with mulch because the

group chat leader's black cat's name is called mulch. So we called it Shadow Wizard Mulk games. You exclaiming the names more punishing than the chat at Sal. I desperately don't want to be involved. Yeah. She can't enter the chat unless you're worthy of the mulch.

Thank goodness. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Okay, so books writing essays as part of the text as part of her contribution to the shadow gang mulch people. Yeah. Wow. Tiffany's got a group chat with

three besties. The Cesar Sisters. Oh, that's a good one. A bit of fun. Producer Carl. So because there's three producers out here. There's Nipia, myself and Bella. And because we work out in the booth, we have a group chat called The Booth Things. Oh, good on. Thank you.

A little Boothangs. Well, we've got our own chat here called the Studios. Queens. Queens. Yeah. That sounds really awesome. You're not in that one. That's interesting that you guys... You don't have a theme song. Are you guys bitching about us

in that group chat? Why else would there be a group chat? Without us in it? This is news to me. And we photoshop stuff on your faces. It's great. Okay. I would love to see that chat. You'll know. The sanctity of the booth things is too... I reckon they'll be like, I wish Ash would stop making us

make coffees every morning. Another great mention just before we move on. 18 tattas. It's nine girls in the chat. Amazing. What about this one? Our group chat is I like your boobs when my other boys was trying to get him

with a girl and use that despo line and got rejected and now the good chess called I like your boobs yeah that's a good one honest

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Also a reminder reminder for you. If you're tuning in this time tomorrow, we have a truth booth with John and we're like, please, please, please, can we get your truth bomb on the show? And this was what we got back from him. I actually spoke to a lawyer about this before we did this radio spot. So you know it's a good truth booth when the law has to get involved. Yeah, and he's coming, he comes live to us from like Massachusetts. Massachusetts America. That's good. All right, well let's get into easy money. 30 seconds. Ash will give you. your letter you've got 30 seconds?

To give us 10 answers starting with that letter you can't pass but no repeated answers. Those are the rules playing this morning is. Sheridan, morning, Sheridan. Good morning. And darling, early childhood teachers have a very good run on this show. Whenever the kendi gals call up,

they always nail it. So we've got high hopes for you, babes. Pardon? We've got high hopes for you, babes. Well, we did. Turn your ears on. Turn your ears on. Yeah, we got nine out of ten at seven.

10 o'clock this morning with an early childhood teacher. Let's see how you can do one better. Your time will start at the end of Ash asking you the first question. Your letter today is S for Sheridan. You ready to go? Perfect. Okay, can I have a day of the week? Saturday.

Something you wear. Short. A band. Simple plan. Something sweet. Sugar. An actress. An actress?

Yeah. Um, pass. A takeaway brand. A takeaway brand? Oh, God. Subway. Something in a tall shed. Something, spanner.

A flower. Sunflower. A fabric. Time, Sheridan. Yeah, you just, that one that you passed on was just, I guess, chewed up your time. You got seven and passed on one. Yeah, it was an actress you passed on, right? Sandra Bullock, Sarah Jessica Parker.

I had Scarlet Your Hansen. Selena Gomez, Shannon Dolly I was going to say you. Yeah, you should have. Sorry. Yeah, my mind. Are you working today, Sheridan? Yes, I am.

I'm on the way to work and I've just pulled over on the side of the road. Nice and safe. Well, I hope you have a wonderful day with the kiddos. No poo-y nappies for you today. Just living. Oh, I sure they will be. That's not going to happen. There will be.

Sheridan hasn't pooed her nappy in years. She's a five. Sheridan, make sure you get amongst the online game. Play on Rover. could be seeing you here next week playing for 10 grand. Next Postco playlist, a song for Nelson, the jewel of the South Island, and Teddy Swims, sings on it. He's going to be singing about Nelson.

If you go anywhere right now, you are crazy. Clinically insane. Absolutely crazy. Teddy Swims on an original song for Nelson. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Postco playlist. From the Tampa Cape Rianger down to the Dirty Deep South of Bluff.

No. is safe this is your postcode playlist yeah for the last year or so we've been putting together songs for places around new zealand small towns big towns this week nelson beautiful part of the country i want to go to nelson and everyone says it's beautiful it's of course it's where yaz is from who does our days i'd describe it would you be would you agree with me quint quaint i'd use the word quaint i love a quaint town it's got it's a bit hilly so you can see like houses up in the hills and it's sunny all the time yeah i think it's sort of always battles with Blenheim for the Sunshine Capital of New Zealand

I sort of fighting over it I don't know where it's landed this year And we put the call out for you people Nelsentonians to call through with your lyrics for the song We've got a bit of feedback Sunshine wages and Nelson are an actual thing Who's Nick Smith? They said he's part of the...

He's the mayor and he's just been re-elected It's the centre of New Zealand Apparently there's a plaque at the top of a hill The average age is 60 Oh to old people living in Nelson Apparently a lot of shops are closing as well as someone else has said Don't go near Stoke

Must be a suburb of Nelson Yeah, someone came to Stokes' defence After that Yeah, there was a mixed bag of Stoke people hating on it and liking it So who knows? These aren't our lyrics These are lyrics on the people of Nelson

So who are we to tell them What can and can't be in their song? And the thing that sets the song apart from any of the other post codes we've done is it features Teddy Swims I was lucky enough to interview him Just a few days ago And at the end of the interview

I got him to voice the first verse and a little bit more of the song And it was incredible I had to choose a song that I thought he would know But not other people would know about And it's a song from a musical called Rent Because in my research I found out the Teddy had done this musical

And can I say as well We did a little bit of a sneak pick earlier this morning Even though it's the proper debut now I would have Personally and I thought maybe Dan would have After hearing Teddy saying He'd be like I'm going to have to rap or something because I don't want to be compared, but Dan sings,

and he holds his own. He absolutely holds his own against Teddy Swims. It sounds like real like he could be in Jesus Christ. Teddy could have reached it, actually. He couldn't reach the notes, so he said you're going to have to do it. Text 3343 for the full playlist. So, text the word postcode to 3343 for the full playlist. Now don't text your postcode, like Clint's mom did that one time.

Text the word postcode, please. So let's hit it, Clint. I reckon this is Teddy Swim's best. work. It's your song, The Postcode Paylist. Yeah. Nelson, this is your song. Nelson, Sonny, Nelson, at the top of the South Island, one town that's full of pride. Fine, Nelson, up the road from Picton, Nelson, there's Sable Tasman, and don't forget Cable Bay.

One town, the average age of 60, Nelson, the center of New Zealand, Nelson Geographically No shops Because they're all closed Don't go anywhere Nestoke Nelson

If you're old then it's your town Weather's fine Sun Shines You get placed in Nelson Retiring Nelson Nelson

Guy Williams was born in Nelson So was Ernest Rullifid On the hundred dollar bill Nelson One town A town full of hills Nelson

There's mountain biking And easy hiking Good food If you like fish and chips Burgess Go to smugglers Pub, one town Where it's cheap to

Buy a house Nelson No need to sing about you Anymore Nelson I was still jamming I love you man It goes a well

Well written Love you So good Tiddy Swims and Dan Webby Your Postcode playlist for Nelson Yeah, it's your song And I think I said this before But people that are in Nelson

We did the research with us And people that are called through Love their town They do Love their town Vanessa is the text of the morning We cracked up When we saw your text, Vanessa

I just bought a house in Stoke F Hey, maybe parts of Stoke are lovely Who knows And I don't write the lyrics by the way These were suggested by other people Yeah, yeah That hasn't been through Stoke

ever or a very long time, if he is. Yeah, Fiona's angry as well. She texted her saying it's made Nelson sound like old people. Again, that's what came through. It's what the people said. Dan, your voice is perfect in rent, says Jen. Yeah, the song is based on a song from the musical Rent because Teddy Swims did it.

Yes, we knew we'd know the melody. And Caitlin picked it as well. Morning, Caitlin. Hi, Dan, you're the next Roger. Oh, who the hell is that? Roger's one of the people in it. It's Roger and Mark are the main characters. That's like a compliment. He sings the one song, Glories, and Roger sings it.

He has a hoodie of Rent. Have you seen Team America, the puppet movie? Yeah. That's that musical, that show, that movie is based on Rent. Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, you see you enjoyed it then, Caitlin, by the sounds. Loved it.

Loved it. Oh, thanks, Lab. So, Vanessa, you're the one that's purchased a house in Stoke. How long ago did you buy it, babe? Just recently. I don't know we weren't meant to be in Stoke. Wait, so you're living in it right now? No, we're going to move in in two weeks.

Do you think it's too late to back out? Nah, never too late, no, it didn't. No, it'll be fine. You've had you own a house anywhere in this country is something to be very, very proud of. Just think of this. Teddy Swims mentioned Stoke, so it's got to put up house prices. Oh, yeah, you've already made at least 2%.

Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, thanks, Vanessa. And all the best for that house. Yeah. Amanda has a suggestion off the back of hearing the song. Morning, Amanda. Hi, how's it going?

Good. What do you reckon? I reckon we need to rename a street here in Nelson purely for Dan. Oh, Dan Street. I've always wanted a name. Or maybe it could be Teddy Street and then off that is Dan Street. Oh, that would be lovely. Perfect. And we'll put it in Stoke as well because that seems to be the highlight. I feel like we're going to get a lot of beef from Stokeonians. Yeah.

Yeah, people who's not so happy. Yeah. Hey. So good. All right. Thank you, Dan. Appreciate that, mate. And thank you, Teddy Swims.

And thanks to the people of Nelson for sending through the lyrics as well. These are your songs, New Zealand. Someone actually tuned in Zara midway through and was like, wait, what? I didn't realize that was Dan singing that song. He's amazing. Yeah, I sung the first bit and Teddy took over. Yeah. Now, it's a story that's been told since the start of time.

among celebrities is the plastic surgery, the changing faces. They've had a bit of work done. They've had a bit of work done. And in past, it was like, oh, they look a bit different. They've had a no job. They've had a boot drop. But I don't know about you guys listening, but it feels like over the past year,

celebrity plastic surgery has gone to a whole new level. Now, I will caveat this by saying it's gone to an impressive level. Like we have got the, let's be honest, it's the first thing that comes to mind, the Chris Jenner's of the world, who are magically looking 30 years younger. I'll see you, Christian, and I'll raise you, Lindsay Lohan. When she popped up again, everyone was like, who was the surgeon?

The thing is with Lindsay, though, she's young still. Yes, but she looked, she looked haggard. She'd had a rough couple years. So she did. Sad to Lindsay. No, I can say that because she looks amazing now. You don't know, I get what you mean. She kind of ushered in, I think she was the early adopter of, like, good plastic surgery that people,

because before it was like, oh gosh, what are they done to their face? Now it's like, they look incredible. Well, the thing is, that is still happening, the botched ones. Have you seen Bradley Cooper? Here's the thing about Bradley Cooper. I wouldn't call that botched. I would say, and this is what is now happening. These celebrities are getting facelifts to make them look not just younger, but like different people.

Yeah. Bradley Cooper looks great. It does. But it doesn't look like Bradley Cooper anymore. If you want to see it, and I feel bad doing this, but you will see it on TikTok, text Cooper to 3343 to see Cooper's new face. Now, the thing is, you're right, he doesn't look bad, but I, in my opinion, Bradley's gone a bit too far.

Yes. He looked great. He was aging well, gracefully. And now he's done, there's a, apparently he's done like a facelift. This is sexist. But don't guys get away with the aging thing? Way more than women where they're like, oh my God, salt and pepper or look. Like, you know, like as men age,

that meant to be like more attractive. Like, I think... Yes, and that's always been the thing that men have gotten away with is that we're laughing because we've never seen so many people texting on 3, 3, 4,000. Everybody's texting Cooper

because they want to see his face. We were being like, oh, we shouldn't do a bounce back. It's too mean, and you guys are like... I think Bradley Cooper, I think, hangover. He doesn't look like the guy from the hangover. I mean, and I love Bradley Cooper, and I love all his movies. But I was on TikTok last night,

and I swiped past interview with him, because I was like, I don't really know that guy. His face is familiar. It was that different. It's kind of like Zach Efron. Yeah. He's got a new face. No, but he had an excuse because he had an injury.

Yeah. So he needed like restorative plastic surgery. But yeah, Chris Jenner, insane. Anne Hathaway, when she did the Cougar film, everyone was like, well, she looks like a different person completely. It's crazy. It's just insane how the work they can do. Almost as insane as how many texts people are sending.

It's unreal, man. The word, Cooper, a three, three, four. So curious to see his new face, producer, Carl. Well, he just got up to 243. Oh, my God. And the thing is, 3343. It was either that or botched or trothmots.

I don't know. No. Now, now, I will not have it said that he looks bad because he doesn't. He just looks very different. And that's the thing. Don't you think it would be a weird thing to wake up from surgery

and look in the mirror and you look like a different person? Like, he looks like a different person. He looks 30% different. And his eyes, I liked his eyes. bit hooded and a bit rugged, and now it's like he's just had an eye left, and his eyes are different. They're like a completely different shape.

I love you, listeners. They're all nosy like us. The one's texting, copper, you won't get the bounce back, unfortunately. C-O-O-P. Too many P's, nor Nuffos. So much the sex, though, I got the bounce back and got a jump scare looking at it. Yeah.

I mean, it's... But you know those people that won't get a tattoo because they're like, oh, it's on you for life? You know, and then, like, that's... Like, you're right, waking up with a new face and going, oh, that's me. That's me now. And you know, I think the bottom line is put a line under this.

If it makes you happy, and obviously Bradley Cooper is happy with this looks. If it makes you happy and it's not hurting anybody. And it's not hurting anyone. I think in general go for your life. Exactly. But what do you do if you wake up and you're not happy with it? Wow. That's devastating.

I just feel like... I think you go into it with that risk, right? Yeah, but celebrities do start... They affect society. They set trends. And I don't want to see this trend of women getting to Ford. You mean, like, well, better get my face left because there's nothing worse than a saggy face. How many texts are we at now, Carlos?

If you want to text Cooper, you can see Bradley's new face to 334.3-19. Oh, we just clocked 400. That's good. You guys are the best. Edgefano for life. Yeah. Unbelievable scenes. Do yourself a favour and have a look.

He's nosy. All right. And if you text Dan to 3-3-4-3, you can see Clint's new face as well. That's rich. Coming from this guy. Do you want us to go there, Dan? Do you want us to go down there? No, no.

We're drinking more water. Yeah, it's just the water Dan's drinking. That's why his skin and his face looks so boring looks so good. Dan, Dan brought a knife to a gunfire, and you stabbed first, buddy. Okay, a couple of squids of boats. My daughter and I, ripping through friends. And once we like to pick a scene and then find out if what happened in that scene, actually happened to you in real life.

Because it is the great relatable show in many, many ways. We've all had friendships, relationships. So much happens to them that inevitably something's going to happen. You go, I feel you, I feel you, Joey. I feel you, Chandler. Yeah. And this is probably one of the most, I think it's not one of, I actually think it's the most famous, like,

storylines that carried on throughout friends once it hit my way through season three, that we were on a break. I didn't think there was a relationship too jeopardized. I thought we were broken up. on a break. That, for all I knew, would last forever. That, to me, is a break-up.

You think you're going to get out of this on a technicality? I'm not trying to get out of anything, okay? I thought our relationship was dead. Well, you sure had a hell of a time it's awake. What do we think about the break thing? Because my daughter, she's 10, and we're watching it together,

she was asking me about the rules of a break. And I was like, oh, that's the age-old question and argument that everyone... A break's a break. No, breaks should just be a breakup. If you need to go on a break, just break up. It happens in the summer I turned pretty as well, the show that went viral a few weeks ago.

Very, like, there's no spoilers, but it comes up on a lot of stuff. A break. I reckon, like, if you're on a break, you can do whatever you want. Okay, so you're on Ross's team. Yeah. And because Rachel's like, no, no,

we were just taking a break from each other, but we're still committed. But then, interestingly enough, at the start of the episode, I caught Rachel saying this to Monica. Hey. That was a big anniversary dinner Well

We never actually got to dinner Oh nice No we kind of broke up instead What? We kind of broke up instead So is she saying that they actually did break up Like Ross said so he's allowed to do whatever he wants And then she's like no we're on a break, you're not allowed it

A bit of a slip up from Rachel Green there Classic girls though saying one thing meaning another Expecting it to just read their minds Am I right? Can I say side note as well? Clint is such a Ross energy. Thank you. I think he's the best.

I do love Ross. Love you, Joey is the best. What are you? I'm a Joey. You're a good for. I am. I'm good for. As they say.

And it's such an, I forget how emotional and like proper sad that moment is when Ross really pleads that he's like so, so sorry and Rachel just can't get over it. Take a listen. I can't. You're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. This can't be it. Then how come it is? That was it?

I got off the plane. We know how it ends, 12 seconds later. I would love to know what happened in the relationship. You'd tell us, like the massive thing, and then we're going to try and guess whether or not we think you got over it. Oh, I love this. Oh, you were just like, nah, I just couldn't. Yeah.

So, like, he slept with my sister, and we'd go, oh, I reckon you couldn't get over that. Yeah, I think some people could. Yeah, fair cool. Yeah. And also. If this sister was really hot, they don't get it. Also, by the way, if I'm Gunther, you're Janice, Ash. Let's do it.

Thank you. Oh, my God. In the middle of our friends' photo, the episode where Rachel just can't see Ross the same way anymore after he, cheated on her while they were on a break using inverted commas, depending on if your team Ross or Rachel on that one. I'd love to know what was the massive thing that happened in your relationship and then we're going to try and guess whether you managed to get

over it or not. A couple of texts that have come through. I have the answers, so don't be looking. It's a test for you and I, Ash. I found out after dating my boyfriend for six months that he slept with my older sister once when studying in Dunedin before we

were together. You'd get over that. Yeah, you would. You'd get over that. If it was during the relationship? No, no, no, no, no. They didn't, because they went on to say that if they end up getting married, they'll know the whole time that a sister slept with her husband. I can understand that. Every way is going to be like, yeah, but he's seen my sister's bets.

But it sort of happened. It's in the past. I kind of be like, oh, well. Maybe because there's a relationship so many six months, you're kind of like, you're not too invested. Yeah. He had a gambling debt of 40K and we had to sell our car to pay for it. I think if you really love them, you would work through it.

I said, every time I bust anywhere, I was furious eventually left them. My goodness. The resentment grows and rots away at you. Let's go to the phones. Nicole's called through. Morning, Nicole. Good morning. Okay, so the husband did what?

He tried to get back with his ex-partner. While you guys were together? And married, yes. Oh, I would say. Can I ask a follow-up? How did you discover that he tried to get back with the ex? Good question. She told me, both who and I have kids with him, in course, co-parenting.

She told me, you know, I was like, this mother. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to say it's a tricky one to get over when you find out through somebody else. It's not like they come clean. I'm going to go against the grain, and I'm going to say that Nicole sounds like a lovely lady. And I think she worked through it, and she did the work. I'm going to disagree.

I'm going to say that you kicked into the curb, Nicole. Same. Sadly, no, we are still together, but I give him an absolute hell about it because she denied him. So it's the only reason why I found out. So I was like, you couldn't get back with the ex-in if you tried. That's an interesting energy. Well, I'm going to send you a del Paso a must-see movie.

It's called Black Phone 2. It's in cinemas today. Take his ex with you. Don't take him, the prick. Now I'll bring someone else, like, suck it up. Yeah, good on you. You can't call him. the P-word. She's still married to him.

Oh, she took them back. I'm sorry. Okay, smoke spraying this, Christy. Morning, Kirsty. Good morning, Kirsty. Good morning, how are you? Yeah, good darling. So you tell us what happened. We'll tell you whether we think you stayed with them or not. So four years into our relationship, we went down and drove from Christchurch to Gore for his grandfather's funeral. And we were engaged. And while I was down south, I discovered that he, had been talking to about 15 different

women online sexually. 15! Oh my goodness. God, that's like... Tiger Woods level. So having like explicit messages back and forth? Yeah, back and forth

on what they would do and... You're leaving them. Like, these really disturbing pet names. Yeah. Oh, I think there's one thing to find out your partner cheated. There's nothing to, like, read through all the message. There's no way you go over there.

Yeah, you left it. It was insane. Yeah, it was definitely, definitely, like, I suppose probably not surprising because he had lied about money and other things throughout the relationship. But you're still... And then it was kind of like not surprising to see them. So is you still together or did you leave him? No, we broke up.

I stayed with him for three weeks afterwards. And then I actually ended up leaving him for my co-worker. Yeah, girl. Get a girl, get a girl. Happy for you, babes. Yeah, man, that would be so hard to see. Okay, one more car lane. What was the bombshell that happened in your relationship? We'll try and guess whether you pushed on or not.

So one night my partner went out with my brother and his girlfriend and stuff in town. They had the few too many. And my partner had sleeping up with my brother's girlfriend. Oh, okay. Okay, you left him, I'm guessing. With your brother's girlfriend. If he sleeps with your brother's girlfriend, I reckon you go out of a relationship is done. Yeah, you're pretty bang on.

Yeah, pretty bang on. Yeah, notice how it was all guys cheating. There wasn't like any money staff or anything. No, there was the one about the gambling. Oh, yeah, there was, that one. Still a guy, though. Wow. I wonder how many girls consider being lesbian,

like just when going through relationships like that and go, you know what? Maybe I just flip the script, but I guess you can't. That's not how it worked. It's crush your mind, eh? You can't just make yourself. Yeah, I mean, you try. And some, I feel like some of them would try.

right person wrong time have you got somebody that comes to mind when we say that you go yeah we just couldn't get our stuff together you know where you were single and then they weren't and then they were single and then you weren't and it could be a friend as well it doesn't have to be romantic it could be or maybe a family member even i could you could you could stretch to that but bridget's on the line morning bridgette morning how are you guys good we're going to sort of the dull pass to the movie of regretting you which is that's sort of the premise that drops next Thursday that we're talking about here and wondering if your life relates. So who's your person? That's okay. You had a bit of a right person, wrong time situation. Who's the person that you would love to kind of reconnect with and make it right?

So my story kind of begins on my Euro summer trip, that's a little holiday romance. So we're in the Greek Highlands and met this boy who, you know we were inseparable for four or five days hung out all the time it was really lovely met all his friends

met all my friends so it was a nice little four or five days and then obviously holiday time for you part separate ways and then on my way home I went to London and then I saw him in London he came and visited me again and we hung out

and then unfortunately classic holiday has to end have to come home but the quicker is that he actually lives in London so it's a bit of is it the right person or was it just the holiday romance goggles that are on? Okay. Okay, I love that.

Is he single now? Do you know? Yes, he is. Good. Okay, and when was the last time you, you know, commented on an Insta story or something? Oh, well, we talk every day, so. Oh, this is a show, isn't it?

So maybe it really is. It might be on for Donkey Kong, unlike Donkey Kong. But you have to find out, that's the thing. Because if you leave it as a what-y- Yeah, 10, 20 years can go by, And then you're like, maybe it'll fizzle out, but you need to find out. Hypothetically, if you did win, what would you do?

Would you just go out, tune up unannounced at his house? I think we know what she wants to do. Oh, I don't know if I'd do a little surprise or if I'd, I'd, I feel like you'd, almost if you're going all that way, you'd want to plan something. Yeah, yeah. I think the surprise element's a lot funer, isn't it? You wanted to take time off work, you know, so that he can. Yeah. I do have, I do have annual leave.

Okay. Okay, well, I love it. We'll send you a double pass so you can go and check out the movie. But you're also in the running to work. in the thousand bucks and return flights as well, I guess in your case, to London. We're going to announce it tomorrow, and there are only four other people in that drawer.

Oh, my goodness. Well, fingers crossed. Good luck, darling. Good luck, darling. Yeah, thanks for calling. Thanks for calling. I love that, eh? That could be the start of their amazing relationship. Kids. I love a holiday romance.

So hot. Yeah, and if you do want to check it out regretting you based on the bestselling book by Colleen Hoover and also the director of Folk, Now stars as well. Regretting you. Check it out in cinemas. Sounds like a good watch. I think it's Meg does that.

So her and her husband guy go on holidays and then they pretend they've just met in a bar. Is it her? That's right. And then they do this weird, like, roleplay thing. Yeah. You've got spice things up somehow. Not that they'd need some spice.

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