The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW better than the original?!

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, it's a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises! MC/DC share their first-ever live performance of 'Teenage Dirtbag' recorded at Olivia's 40th birthday. The trio debates the rankings of celebrities Chris Pratt, Keanu Reeves, and Nicole Kidman in a heated A-list, B-list, and C-list game. Meg also reads from a 1971 fashion book, offering hilarious outdated advice. Plus, hear about an inspiring food bank in Christchurch facing a tough situation, and much more. Tune in for laughs, debates, and real-talk moments! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meg & Dan Podcast04:12 Listener Interaction and Night Shift Stories17:28 Age Gaps in Relationships28:47 Roll Call Roulette: Unique Listener Stories38:42 Discussing Physical Confrontations39:13 Band MC/DC's First Performance41:17 Pregnancy Struggles and Memories42:58 Childhood Crushes and Love Letters45:04 Catching a Cheating Partner52:22 E-Z Money54:37 MC/DC's Performance Review01:04:35 Books by Boomers: Fashion Tips01:08:07 A-List, B-List, or C-List Game01:16:45 Food Bank Robbery in Christchurch  

This is a podcast from Rover. They separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans. Three people with boring, mundane, pathetic lives. Hey, Clint's life's quite exciting. Now, with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet. No, no, it's not Captain Planet. Oh, right. Sorry, Force of Habit. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning.

Back on Six O'Clock Tuesday. We're back. Come on. First, well, last long week for the next couple at least. I don't know why I forgot that we have a long weekend this weekend. I was talking to my wife last night. She was cheating though, either. Yeah, it's definitely one that's crept up on us.

King's birthday. Get Monday off next week, obviously followed by a short week. So if you're finding this one goes a little slow, you can sort of hang on to that. Oh, jeez. Meg's just put on her makeup looking fantastic. I'm about a quarter of the way there,

so if you guys could just not look at me for about 20 minutes, that'd be nice. She had it half done before. Clint looked like she had wall paint on. Yeah Meg loves it I think when you remind her that it's not all rubbed in when she hasn't finished. Yeah is that why she gave you the look? No. Okay.

You missed the spot there. Hey if you missed it yesterday, your chance to win $10,000 of easy money at 7 and 8am. Not just 3pm in the Arbos anymore. Give you a chance to get rich twice a show in the morning. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Dan's done a little bit of research, but dig in and found something

that we'll tie into this morning, the 27th of May. Andre 3000 Meg. Now, you'd know most people would know him from the band Outkast. He was born today, this day. In 1975, which makes him Meg. Oh gosh, I'm guessing around Clint's age no no way off yes yes yes okay so about 20 years younger than my mom something getting closer yeah so he's born in 75. 75. What's this year?

55 50. You're just saying numbers. You see how my kids when I do times tables. 48. 42. 45. No, he's 50. Big one. Yeah, big one for Andre 3000. He's got some hits though doesn't he? Yeah. Okay, so there's this one we could go in. Hey, yeah. 50, 50. 50 years old, big one. Yeah, big one for Andre 3000. He's got some hits, so does me. Yeah, okay, so there's this one we could go with. Hey, yeah. Roses.

I know you'd like to thank you. Don't stand, but leave a little bit more for this. Maybe a bit more of an old throwback, B.O.B. I would be less than a baby. Fuck all the way. I like the way he moves. I'd like to be more than I thought. I'd love to know why is the number 3000 so popular because it's also used in like the Marvel movies quite a lot.

In Avengers Endgame they use the phrase I love you 3000 to get a few bits and I'm like it's just random that why 3000 but apparently there's nothing cool or significant really about the number. It's not like a mathematical thing where it means something. I mean I'd probably mean something to Andre that he named it as it gave it his second name. What do you think 3000 could mean to Andre? I reckon it's his number. Like how many people he's thinking? Yeah at the time. Right so he started the the industry quite young. And then he just decided to be like some sort of born again virgin once he became a... And he just stopped us there.

Now he's 50, he's probably Andre 27,000 or something. But I mean, that's what I would pick. But you can't go backwards. So if you picked a rap name with your number, at the end it would be Dan. Dan 2. It doesn't have the same sort of ring, does it? No, definitely not. It's a little quiet. Dan too. No, it doesn't have the same sort of ring, does it? No, definitely not. Dan too. Andre 3000, part of our cast, is 50 today.

It is birthday today, 27th of May, 50 years ago. Happy birthday. I'd love it if you'd jump on the phones and join us right now. I'll wait 100 The Edge. We'll sort you out with a voucher to go spend in store at Zed as we get to know everyone that listens to our show nice and early, a little more intimately. So if that feels like it could be you I'll wait under the edge nice and early we'll wait hmm but not too long

we need a little timer like a little ding-dong oh I know what you mean Meg yeah yeah that's kind of like what you use it give me five four three two yeah here we go so we're just waiting for the person okay if someone's called we're just talking to the producers right now oh there's a few people that have called in actually oh alright well I'll kick it off Yeah, here we go. So we're just waiting for the person. Okay, if someone's called, we're just talking to the producers right now. There's a few people that have called in actually. Oh, alright, well I'll kick it off.

To full board in LeoWin. I cannot get, get, get to know, know, know You better, better, baby I wanna get to know her Hi Leo. Theo? Theo. Theo.

Hey, hey Theo. Just getting to know you in full capacity, which means your name as well. Sorry about that. How are you Theo? Yeah, not too bad I've been up since midnight Are you working? You can say that okay, very coy you're cheating what's happening? What do you mean? Yeah, I'm just getting home from work. Right, OK.

It's been a long day. OK. Oh yeah, but you said you could say that. Are you worried your partner's listening? Did you tell them you were working late? But actually, you're not working. I think she's asleep. OK.

Hopefully. Yeah, well, I suppose if you're doing night shift and then getting home, do you sleep in separate beds or do you just try not to wake your partner when you get home? I just I just try and kind of creep in as quietly as I can Conscientious. It never works. I do that when I get home from like a big night and then my I'll see my wife She just rolls a little and then her phone screen just lights up and I'm like damn it She just rolls a little and then her phone screen just lights up and I'm like damn it. She's checking what's happening. Okay, well let's ask a question about night shift sort of work, although I don't think that's what Theo's been doing.

I will lean in. He's been very coy, isn't he? Okay, so boys, Theo has been up since midnight. He's just getting home now. It's 6am. What time does he sleep to when he gets into bed? Okay, that's 6am. I'd say he he's probably gonna get into bed in about an hour. Yeah right. So a whole hour bloody hell, he drives a long way away. So I think he sleeps to around 11 a.m. midday. So you've taken the 11. Okay, I'm gonna come in here, I'm gonna say 12 because

otherwise Clint's gonna steal it from me. No, because then if he's not even in bed now, you don't need to be getting like, not even six hours if he wakes up at midday. He'd be getting like five and a half. Yeah. No, he's gotta be pushing more like 130 between one and two in the afternoon.

Oh my god, are you saying he's lazy? I'm taking midday, Daniel doing the earliest 11. Theo, after your night shift, what time do you sleep until normally? About midday. Oh, Meg, well done. That's not a lot of sleep then, bro. That's like less than six hours every day.

Unless you nap again. Oh yeah. No, I just keep pushing. Yeah. What do you do for work? I work as a systems engineer. I don't believe a word. Did he say say? A systems engineer.

What does that mean? I feel like are we talking to a spy? Well I guess Theo's exhausted. He's just finished a shift. James Bond always says he's a systems engineer. Really he's a spy. Hey Theo, we're going to give you a voucher to go spend in store at Zed. You can join Zed Rewards on the Zed app and fill up with fuel discounts, points and treats. And you can tuck into the cheeseburger pie if you like, my bro. Awesome.

Good on you, Theo. He's a man of few words, Theo. And I tell you what, I don't know if I trust him. I don't trust him at all. I don't know what systems he's engineering. Yeah. Hope he wasn't doing it in the last few minutes. Exactly.

Alright, Scandal, update next. And what's been going on overnight. Speaking of spies, Tom Cruise, if you missed this clip of him doing a lip sync battle, I've just seen it this morning. That is so good. Oh yeah, you've seen it Dan, you like it? Oh my god, he is nailing it.

Wow, I never would have thought. What can't he do? Really? A parent's a kid. Oh yeah, true, yeah fair. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Oh yeah, true. Yeah, fair. Yeah, if you want to win $10,000 this morning, you can do that with easy money, starting at $7,000.

I'm going to give you a letter between E and Z, and you have to name 10 things in 30 seconds. And if you do, it's $10,000. Who got the closest yesterday? I think they've had this 7am, and they got $7,000, right? Well, I mean, if you check the table, it was actually six, but they just answered the seventh after the buzzer, so it wouldn't have counted, but.

Yeah, we don't count that, by the way. I've asked a few times with the boss, and even if I asked the question before the buzzer, if the answer is after the buzzer, it's not in. I think if you're answering within a couple of seconds of each question being asked and you do no passes, it's an easy win. I genuinely think that.

I have to be very fast too though, right? Comes down to me. Oh yeah, a couple of seconds. You actually, if you do the math, Dan, you have three seconds on average for each answer. Yeah, yeah. 30 seconds, 10 questions. Tom Cruise has done a lip sync battle with The Weeknd's

I Can't Feel My Face on The Tonight Show. Something I really like about Tom is that he just goes all in. I think he's an actor that stands by of Even if it's something silly like a lip sync better on late-night show He really tries and I think that makes that means something to me because I'm much he's a tryhard He is he's the one in the bit words biggest try hard. I think we've ever seen I think the word the phrase try hard is being tarnished with a negative brush and what the

Tryhard is being tarnished with a negative rush and what the... Reclaiming it. It shouldn't be. I think it's a great compliment. Millennials are reclaiming it. Yeah. Yeah. It's, um, well we are at least. I'm saying he's a big Tryhard and he is.

He tried hard and he paid off. I've got a bit of the audio here I believe. This is obviously just the song. But it sounds like he is singing it when you see the video. We're going to get a bounce back to that. I'm sure you can watch it as well. Clint, I'm going to... It's hard for me to play it to you without you hearing the audio,

but you can see how intense he is doing it. You know, he's really leaning in. Yeah, he's hanging onto his mic, two hands. He's got his lips right on it. He's not half-arsing it. Oh, he's like, lip from behind, so he's almost like a silhouette. I mean, no one got anywhere in life That's worth being anywhere by not trying hard, you know, I agree. I agree and I know Taylor Swift

I said as well. She's I'm off in one of her songs she's saying says like I I Don't remember the lyric exactly but she says something along the bat. Like I tried the hard I'm the hardest try I know and like I try really hard. really hard yeah big old try hard yeah I don't think it should be in the book so it's not quite a mix yeah wait on it was a big old try is the difference in the songwriting part prowess between me and swift try hard lyric come on I'm a big old try hard I mean she's got a song this is called this is me trying but that's not the lyric anyway we're gonna get the bounce back which is...

Carl has just come back from the bathroom so I don't think it's been set up yet. That's quite a long bounce back. Let's call it Tom. He's just come back from the bathroom any spaces. Let's call it Tom, let's call it Tom. T-O-M and whatever I'll set it up. So if you want to see him lip-syncing, you're doing a really great job of it.

I'll bounce back to you. The thing with Tom Cruise is on paper he's awesome. I'll set it up. So if you want to see him lip-syncing, doing a really great job of it, I'll bounce back to you. The thing with Tom Cruise is, on paper he's awesome, but he's just pulled down by the Scientology crap. Is he still doing that? Like, a few years ago? He's like the king of Scientology, Herman Will Smith.

I feel like he's dialed it down, at least in terms of how often he talks about it. Because we're asking now, is he still into it? So maybe he realised he just needed to. And then there's also the weird stuff with his daughter Suri. He doesn't have contact with her. Why is that?

I mean, no one knows exactly why. True. And it's funny though, how Katie Holmes hasn't been blamed for that, but in different relationship, Angelina Jolie has been blamed. The kids don't talk to Brad, and they're like, she's poisoning them,

but who knows? Because Tom's a bit weird. Iuinely I don't know Tom could be a great dad but if he is an incredible actor and a shit dad you lose like almost all your points from me for that doesn't matter how good of an actor you are if you're not present your kids life and you have the means to because you're Tom Cruise yeah then sorry mate you go right down the scale for me. But have you seen him abseil like down a cliff? Oh yeah, have you seen his lip sync battle? Yeah, he needs to be doing quite a few lip sync battles I think. Alright, next on the show, last week standing.

You laugh, you are out. Yeah, this is, we thought we'd bring you back to the game, we've had around actually for years, it's got put to bed, but there's a new TV show that's kind of going viral again, which is You La You Laughing Lose? Yeah, Last One Laughing That's the one Dan

It is so good if you watch it, I think it's on Amazon Prime Yeah, Amazon Prime, yeah It's such a great show The English version Yeah, there's a few versions out there Don't watch the Swedish one Don't watch the Irish one No?

No, I gave it a go Clint Megadan Let's go! There was a TV show on Amazon Prime which is I think doing quite well in the sense that now other countries have started to take the format and adopt it as a show based off the UK success of Last One Laughing. Yeah, it's basically I guess a mix of Big Brother and some sort of stand-up comedy show because they just put a whole load of people in a room. Comedians. Comedians.

And they just, the only goal is to make the other people laugh. Yeah. And if they laugh, they're out. And we used to do this a long time ago, long before the TV show was a show called Last Joke Standing. We will go around the room, if you snigger, I think you can exhale quickly through the nose, but that's on the line.

It's on the line. It's a line ball. Are you allowed to smile silently? Yes. Because I think you are exhale quickly through the nose, but that's on the line. It's on the line. It's a line ball. Are you allowed to smile silently? Yes. Because I think you are, aren't you? But if you laugh, you are out. We have producer Nipia and producer Kyle both joining us in studio as well. I can smile.

That has changed. OK. OK. I mean, I'm more than happy. I don't want to smile. OK, good. Because I don't think it's very funny, personally. OK.

Anyone want to start? I'll kick what did you know guys the people of Bahrain don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do I went into a pet shop and I said oh can I buy a goldfish? And the guy said do you want an aquarium? I said I don't really care what star sign it is. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic? I'm not meaning a rat. She's Roman yeah. Don't mean in a way. She's Roman, yeah. Don't need to explain it. Okay, going with the Christianity jokes. What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale. That's a good one. That's really good. Thanks. Not funny, but it's really good, that is. I met this guy from North Korea and I asked him how it was and he said he couldn't complain What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre

So that's... The juices are out. The juices are gone. Okay. Elimination. Okay. Don't want to annoy me when you go around to people's houses that make you take your shoes off. Nine times out of ten they don't even have a bouncy castle. It's terrible. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go into the bathroom?

I know you know the answer. The pee is silent. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mum. What do you call sweaty boobs? Sorry I looked at you Megwin. That was violent.

Sorry Philippa. Oh good god. Yes! Come on. If it was over the game it was always live, if you're new to the game it's always live. Come on! OK, Meg over to you. OK.

What do you call a space magician? Don't know. Flying sorcerer. What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? What? It's going to take me a minute to get hard. I just got laid this morning. I just built an ATM that only gives out coins. I don't know why no one's thought of it before.

Just makes sense. Oh, that's such a sh-one to get you. That's such a sh-one. That That's such a shame. That's terrible. You don't deserve that win. No I don't. You really don't. Pisses me off in a way. I thought the Dr Dre was the highlight.

That was really good. I had a good one about boobies we'll have to save till next week. Look forward to that one. The Clint Megan Dan Podcast. Clint Megan Dan's biggest week ever. This is because yesterday we talked about the biggest families after Boris Johnson announced that he had his ninth child. Now we want to talk about age gaps. Yeah, before we do, if you missed it though, Helen, ridiculous. I never thought when we threw it out there around the same yesterday,

can anyone beat nine, that we would double it. You text us saying, I am one of 18. Shut up. Yeah, but there's apparently a few more added to that, but we don't know about them. Okay, one of 18. My dad was a busy man. Oh, busy, busy guy.

But it sounds like mum was also busy. How many did mum have? So mum had 15. She had five sets of twins. And the crazy thing, if you missed it earlier, she had eight under the age of five. Yeah, because they were twins, two sets of twins in there.

Oh my God. Would I be controversial in saying that that's so irresponsible to have that many kids? Depends on your, I guess it depends on your means and situation. But those kids are not, you cannot tell me that those 15 kids are getting parented properly. Well you didn't say that to Helen. I know, I wouldn't say that to her face. Well she could still be listening.

But she's not, she didn't do anything wrong. Oh yeah true, she was just one of the kids. Yeah. I mean I can imagine them just not getting enough time with each parent. It screams of the religio no contraception. Yeah, it does. And you just go, well the good Lord wants to bless us

with an 18th, lucky us. I'm trying to see if, she must be out there with the world record, they really must be. Yeah, so you said at some point they held the New Zealand record and then obviously they just didn't keep getting emails from old Guinness. Yeah, but today we are looking for the biggest age gap in New Zealand. Yeah.

The biggest age gap in a relationship. So someone's already text through, we've got them on the line if we want to chat to them, they want to be anonymous. Oh yeah, okay cool because I almost read the text. Okay, and I've got them on the voice disguiser as well just in case. Have we got them on? Let's just make sure that's turned on. Yes it is.

Okay, we're turned on now. Hello, Anonymous. Hiya, how are you? Oh yes. Hello. What is your age? So I'm 28 and my partner, he is 58. 30 years. How many years have you been together?

I would have been together three and a half, yes. So when you were what, 24, 25? Depending on when your birthday is? It's roughly about that year. Have you always had a thing for older guys? A little bit, yes. How does a 25 year old meet a 55 year old and is that work? At a coffee shop. And it's just natural talking.

We had the same interests. You don't mind the... I'm sorry, you don't mind the age gap? I don't mind the what? No, not really. I don't really care what people think. That's the thing. I find older guys a bit more mature, they've got more in common. I'm English.

Bit more money. But if you don't mind, why why the voice disguiser? Why anonymous? I get some crap about this sometimes from other people. Their family's okay but other people can recognise who I am. How did your family take it? I don't really have a big family anyway. They're okay. His family's better than I am. It's interesting because I think as long as it's a great relationship, you're happy. Good on you. Yeah, like you could be a really old soul and he could be a much younger soul, so the age gap of 30 might actually be like 10 years. How old's your dad?

In your, you know, head. 30 might actually be like 10 years. How old's your dad? In your you know head. My father is probably 60, sorry 60, 68. Oh yeah so he's 10 years older. Yes I can see why that's sort of fine. Yeah that's really really interesting. I suppose the longer you stick it out the more people take you seriously because in the beginning they're like this won't last we've been together three and a half years. Yeah. I guess the proof is in the the duration in which you guys have managed to keep it going I suppose huh yeah yeah he's definitely not going to the rule of half your age plus seven

because that doesn't work does it with that situation 58 and 56 no no it's a little bit off no one out there that's got bigger than 30 years, that might be... That might trump us. If we can find someone, I'll be shocked. If not, you can still call us. Anonymous, we'll give you our double pass to the movies. We appreciate you calling us nice and early this morning. Bring her back in cinemas on Thursday. So just give us a call back, sorry to see you've dropped off.

And we'll sort you out the dull past of the movies. Clint, Megan's and Stinky Boots. Northland is on alert at the moment. I risk a heavy rain and severe thunderstorms. They're asking Northland residents to prepare for potential localised flooding, strong winds and lightning activity. Poor old Northland, they always get a brunt of it don't they? Always getting a little bit.

Good time to head off eh? Yeah isn't it what you're going yeah sitting up there just your luck yeah you just have to turn it around and just say it's a good time to just stand side and read a book and you know I don't know why I don't know why I did that to you. Me and my husband don't say that. I don't know why. I know you're interested in some freaky stuff. But I mean, interesting. That'd be a really weird... Anyway, biggest age gaps? Yeah, we had an anonymous caller before

who's 28, partner's 58. 30 year gap. See, she doesn't care what people think, but then also one of the voice disguise-er. So I guess there is probably still a little bit in the back of your mind where you just, maybe you don't care, but you're just sick of people judging.

So then you go, just, maybe you start omitting the numbers for that reason. We've got Louise, who's texting saying, keep me anonymous, but oh bugger, I said her name. They want to read the next text there, Jan. Sorry, I always do this. And she said 37 years between her and her husband. Not been together for 10 years. Now the difference is though, is like, do this and she said 37 years between her and her husband not being together

for 10 years. Now the difference is though is like if you're what would this split be if you're 80 and they're like 50 odd everyone's like yeah no big deal but yeah once you're in the 20s that judgment comes a lot more doesn't it? Yeah when somebody's like 21, 22. Yeah fine there's a lot of celebrities as well that have got huge age gaps the biggest one I could find was Anna Nicole Smith, remember her? She was like a socialite kind of, she was a model I think as well. She's now sadly passed away. But in 1994 she married a rich mogul by the name of J Howard Marshall.

63 year age gap. So she was 26, he was 89. Disgusting. I'm sorry, I was saying disgusting. I don't care if I get judgement for that. And some current celebrity age gaps, Cher and her partner, A.E. Edwards,

40 year age gap between those two. Yeah, he's younger, right? Yeah, she's 78, he's 38. Yeah, and so it's funny, cause now we're like, disgusting. It is, well, I'd still. We're like, oh well, good for him, he's dating Cher, but then we go the other way around.

Gross. It has to be gross both ways, but then we go the other way around, gross. It has to be gross both ways or not gross at all. I find it gross both ways. That is a bit weird. But good. Then at least you're being consistent. I don't know, I know, and people will judge me for that because I'm meant to be a non-joke.

I don't know, I just, I can't get my head around like, 40 year, 50 year gaps, yeah. I think it feels like a power imbalance. Yeah. Because a young guy dating an older woman, you're like power to her. But if it's an old guy dating a young girl, you start thinking there's this weird power imbalance where it's about money. It starts getting weird when you think that when he was born, she was 40. That's weird, eh?

It is weird. Yeah, you're just jealous there. He's not getting with a younger person I'm just kidding with the younger person but just for getting with sheer. Mick Jagger, who is the lead singer of the Rolling Stones and Melanie Hamrick, 44 year age gap, he's 80, she's 36. Sarah Paulson from American Horror Story, she's a great actress. Her female partner's a lot older, isn't she?

Yeah, so she's a lesbian, she's with a female, yet 31 years separate them. Yeah, she makes strikes about that all the time. Yeah, so her partner's 82, she's 50. And then I guess one that was very publicised was Kendra Wilkinson on Girls of the Playboy Mansion. She was 18 when Hugh Hefner was 78. Disgusting. Now that's weird.

And she has since said that as well, by the way. That's that she also looks back and goes, oh God, that was bad. Oh, don't read this one. No. The name. My husband had an affair with a very young girl when he was 33. Yeah.

That's still together six years later. Wow. Well, they said 16. 16 and 33. That's shocking. But man, like. Well, that's not shocking. That one's illegal. It is illegal, isn't it? No. Isn't it? Oh no that's not shocking, that one's illegal.

It is illegal, isn't it? No. Oh no, that's age, we made the age... Yeah, in America it would be, not New Zealand. Wow. Definitely frowned upon by many, but not illegal. And this is Emma. I give it up to these people.

I'm 32, my partner's 28, and the immaturity of the man is crazy. So four years is enough. I'm with you my partner's 28 and the immaturity of the man is crazy. So four years is enough. I'm with you Emma. Alright. Megan Dan win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K. E money. Alright we are straight into it. Megan's gonna give you 10 questions, she's gonna give you a letter.

Your answer must start with that letter. If you can give us 10 answers in 30 seconds, $10,000 cash is yours. All right, the person playing this morning is Michelle. Michelle, are you ready to play? You know the rules, you can pass, but it does mean that you have to come back to it to get to those 10 if we have the time, okay? Oh yeah, I'm ready. Good luck, Misha. Okay, no repeated answers. Your time will start at the end of Meg's first question. Here we go.

Michelle, your letter is T. T, okay. Are you ready? Okay, I'm ready. Name something you wear. A pop. A shape. A T-shirt.

Triangle. A school subject. A... A puff. Triangle. A school subject. Pass. A book title. Pass. An Olympic sport. Tenor. A cocktail.

Pass. A hot food. This is so much harder. Oh no, Michelle. A hot food. This is so much harder. Oh no Michelle. Some of the ones that you... It's so much harder, I'm just pretty sure. I know it's so hard. You do well at the start and then a school subject could have been theatre studies,

trigonometry I guess could have been... A book title could have been Twilight, The Lord of the Rings, Olympics. A cocktail, Tequila Sunrise, Tom Collins. I think I just didn't get the questions that were suited to me. It wasn't well summed up, Millionaire Moment. It's so hard. You can also keep trying. It's not like you're off the ban, let's just get through again. You're not blacklisted.

No. Good luck, Michelle. Thank goodness for that. Oh, thanks, Michelle. We're playing again at 8am this morning, if you think you could do any better. Also, a hot food taco, as I had that last night. Tennis isn't an Olympic sport either. It isn't? No, it's not. Table tennis, triple jump.

I thought we would have to come back to that one as a maybe, if she got nine correct ones outside of that. It used to be, but it was during 1924. Back again at 8 o'clock, easy money. Clint, Megan, Dan. Full call roulette. All right, the three of us are gonna throw out three specific stories and three very specific types

of people that we are looking for this morning. We win and you win if you're the first person to call for one of those topics. Yeah, I'm looking for somebody that has a brick phone. And if you don't even know what that means, it means a phone that isn't connected to the internet. Apparently teens are getting more into this. It's becoming cool to like not have the social media

platforms in your pocket anymore. Well, at least for young men, 16 year olds and Mark Manganui who are like just getting by on brick phones and they seem like pretty cool lads and that's their like thing that they're just they they can contact each other by text and by phone call. Can you still get a brick phone though? Yeah if you can. Like a new one. Yeah a Briggs ZTE phone is that that's what they've been using they've used it for four years and they've said it's never let me down it's pretty trusty I think it's a really cool movement I think it does make you cooler

if you're not attached to your phone on social media so looking for someone that doesn't have it on their phone. I mean, I remember the Nokia 3310. That thing would survive an apocalypse. Yeah, just snake and... My dad one time dropped his in a bucket of paint. I remember it was like a cool memory for me. And he like put his hand in the paint, pulled out and sprayed it with the hose. And it still worked right the following day.

Couldn't do that with an iPhone. Amazing. Okay, well I'm going to ask for somebody who's had a large sum of money accidentally deposited into their account. Because there's a West Auckland woman who's been charged with theft after receiving $158,000 bank transfer. It was actually somebody's retirement savings. They missed a number or changed one of the last numbers

and went into this lady's account. She knew it wasn't hers, ripped it all out and her and her partner both went spending. Turns out, New Zealand you can't do that. Now she's in big trouble trying to pay it all back. Well, so it's because I thought that she didn't have to pay it back because in the end it's not really her fault. I'm glad to hear that she is getting... Yeah, the responsibility lies with the person who now has position of funds where they don't know where it came from. It's like receiving stolen goods. I think a lot of it got spent within like the first few hours though so I think they're gonna have

troubles paying it back. That's what I would have done. Yeah so if you're someone who's gone where did that hundred grand just come from? I'd love to know what happened and what you did with it. And I want to find a person that was the first Kiwi to do something. Maybe you were the first ever, because aerospace ultrapredator Mark Rocket, who is the founder of Rocket Lab, is going to be the first Kiwi in space. He's going on a Blue Origin flight.

Wow, cool. The one that Katy Perry did. Yeah, so he's going to be doing that. He's going to be the first New Zealander in space. So is there anybody listening right now that was the first New Zealander to do something? All right, first New Zealander in space. So is there anybody listening right now that was the first New Zealander to do something? Alright, first New Zealander to do something. Somebody that has a brick phone, like an old school phone without social media and also somebody that got a large sum of money accidentally

into their account. Oh, at 100 The Edge. Alright, we've thrown out three very specific types of people based off different news stories this morning. Me's looking for someone who's still rocking a brick phone that can't connect to the internet. I'd love to hear from someone who had a very large sum of money accidentally deposited into their account. Dan wants to talk to someone who was the very first in New Zealand to do something.

Yeah, like maybe Sir Edmund Hillary's passed away, but that sort of person that was the first person to get to Everest, maybe the first person to have a McDonald's in New Zealand, something like that. Well, the first person that we got through on this was Theo, who I think Theo, didn't we get to know you this morning? Yeah, you did. I've still not gone to bed yet.

Wow, so you were talking about how you were heading home from night shift at 6am and you're still just hanging out. Yeah. And so what are you doing? That's the one. So what are those two? I'm still on my way home. I've picked up some mac and serve for the wife on the way home.

Which one out of the three topics that we read out before, do you fit? I've got a brick phone. Oh really? So you get by on the old brick. Do you have Snake on it or is it a different kind of brick phone? Yeah, it's a Nokia 235. Company can't make install teams on a phone that can't install teams. Wow. So it is a company provided brick phone? No, no, it's mine. They wanted me to install teams.

So I swapped my iPhone for a brick phone. I see what you mean. Oh, so you're like, no, well, I can't, sorry. I've got a brick phone. Cheating the system. I love it. That's smart, actually. You're like, sorry, you can't get a hold of me with my emails because I've got a brick phone.

I want to know. How you would go with that though? I love it. That's smart actually. You're like, so you can't get ahold of me with my emails because I've got a brick phone. I want to buy me a new one. How you would go with that though, like if your boss is sending you emails or there's like Facebook Messenger and stuff and you go, sorry man, I'm not getting any of it because of my phone. They'd be like, well then you need to get a new phone otherwise you can't successfully do the job. Have you had the pressure to upgrade? Well yeah, I've got a 9 to 5 and it's like, but I'm getting paid for 9 to 5, I'm not checking my emails after hours and I can't install the email on my phone. And that's what they're doing in Aussie, they actually can't enforce that anymore. Are you a Gen Z Theo?

Yeah, I am. Yeah, yeah, it sounded Gen Z-ish. I like it, I think it's fair enough, You don't want to pay me for after my hours. I think the older generations are getting annoyed that we didn't stand up to the whole, hold on, we're only being paid for these hours, so why should we? And now we're getting annoyed. Why do we do that? All right, let's go to Cherie. Cherie, what were you out of those three topics? First in New Zealand.

First in New Zealand. To do what? First administration officer for the Department of Corrections to fit the community service bracelets when they came out. Oh okay, god that is what that is a niche. That is niche. I mean I don't know if you'd make the five dollar bill. So wait, someone is also the first person to ever have an anklet, like put on them for house arrest as well. True. Yes, so normally it's the community service probation officer that will do them. But yeah, I've done it. I don't

even know if the admin officers are still doing it. Okay, you're the first New Zealand fit one. I love that. Okay, and quickly Jules, you're the first New Zealand to fit one. I love that. Okay, and quickly Jules, you're calling about having a large sum of money accidentally deposited into your account. Well, it wasn't a huge amount of money, but Westpac had mucked up and paid our wages a week early. Oh yeah?

Yeah, so we got email from HR to say, please leave the money in your account. Westpac has accidentally paid you. They will be taking the money back throughout the day. Oh. That's concerning when a bank accidentally pays its staff early, eh? And they're looking after a lot of people's money.

You must get paid heaps of, if that's a huge sum of money, that went into your account, eh? Lucky you, Joss. Well, I mean, no, I was just saying, it wasn't a huge amount. I am a support worker. I you, Jules. Well, I was just saying, it wasn't a huge amount. I am a support worker. I was, you know, I was tempting to touch to be honest, but you know, I didn't.

It would have been nice to get Clint's salary paid into your account early though, eh? That would be nice. Hey Jules, you're holding up there. We're going to send you a Mother Earth Nutty Sensations prize pack. Go full flavour with Mother Earth Nutty Sensations. They've got a whole bunch of different flavours. Apple crumble, maple, coconut, berry shortcake. So we'll get all the different flavours out to you, Jules.

Appreciate your call. Clint, Meg and Dan. Clint, Meg and Dan scandal. Your chance to win $10,000 with easy money play. Your next chance to play is at 8am, so half an hour before you could be winning that. Talking about something that isn't exactly scandal, but it is on all the scandal websites this morning, so I think it fits. It's on TMZ and Popcrave and everybody's talking

about it on X slash Twitter, where the French president, Emmanuel, was shown to be shoved by his wife in the face when they got off a plane. So what happened is that it looks like the pilot or a stewardess opened the door of the plane, lots of cameras outside to obviously get a photo of the president, but the president and his wife didn't realize the doors were opening at that time. He looks very shocked when he sees that people were taking his photo after he gets,

it's a push in the face, isn't it? It's not a slap, it's like a, could it be playful? Could it be not playful? He has said it's playful. He said it was a funny little thing that they did. What was the look on her face when she was doing the push? Oh, so you just see her hand. Yeah, if you want to see what I'm talking about,

because it is going to be everywhere today, so you want to see it before everybody else and get into work and you know what you're talking about, text SLAP to 3343 and I'll send it back to you. Because you just see her hand, but then when she does step out, but she's now aware the doors are open, she comes out full smile.

Like she's very much got her face on. Yeah, okay, here we go. Danielle, if you'd like to see... Okay, I'm watching it now. What do you think of this? So there's Emmanuel, I'm looking at him in his plane. Oh, yeah, I reckon she's gone... Oh, stop it.

No, he's serious. Yeah, I know. So he looks back at her like, what the hell was that? I think what I thought it was more like him looking back and then oh my god They saw that like the doors are open. He's the president. My question would be to people When was the last time you pushed your partner in the face? Exactly, then that's exactly it Clint because I mean I thought about it the other way around What would we be saying if Donald Trump did that to Melania? Oh true

Would we be trying to find, when Bibi trying to go, it's playful, it's playful. But Macron, I think, has quite a good, like he's loved by the French people. So it'd be interesting to see why the reasoning behind it. I don't think it'll ever come out. Well, that's what he said. No, he has said, he has spoken

and said it was playful bickering between a couple. Is that the truth? Ah, that is what it is so far. Well, he's not gonna come out and go, yeah, my wife's abusive, and now you guys finally got to see it. The thing is though, if it was playful, you'd imagine that he'd be laughing,

or like having a bit of a giggle. None of that's happening in the video that I'm seeing. Hmm. Well, he does smile when he starts. There is a longer video going around where he starts walking down the stairs. He does smile. He smiles, she comes out smiling, but again,'re just putting on a good front for the media.

Yeah, it's not something I do with my husband. I don't push him in the face. We have not even playedfully? No, I'm trying to think, but we probably do do things that maybe wouldn't look normal. It's funny because we always jump to, I think, the most negative conclusion on the internet. But you're right, when it does come to physical... I don't want to use the word violence, but I guess when it's that sort of discussion, you don't want to necessarily just try and find the excuse straight away either. That's what everybody is absolutely going to be talking about today. So yeah, slap if you want to see it so you can make your own decisions.

And I guess it's... Oh God, it's going to be be a big story you have no idea how much the media will be milking this I imagine especially the the French media so you can see it there before you go to work and know that you're up to date. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh our very first performance as a band MCDC happened on Saturday we will bring you the song in its entirety at 5 past 8 this morning. I can't wait to see it. It could be terrible. It could be shocking. It felt good in the moment. But who knows watching back it always hits different. Yeah. Alright it's been a busy show let's just take a little bit of a breather, a bit of a coffee catch-up

before we kick on with the second half, guys I've stuffed up. What'd you do? I've been here this morning and people probably listening have realised that I've got a bit of a stuffed voice. I don't know, I've never lost my voice in my life but it's starting to go. I've been gargling water and what I thought was salt. Consistently, like all morning to the point that it's like we can't even speak off air because Dan's gargling. And then Dan was like, because he's spitting it out into another cup and he goes, how much would I have to pay you to drink that?

Yeah, he's asked me quite a few times and every time I've said no, Dan. Yeah, what about 100 bucks? No. Okay, anyway, I went out to refill the cup with salt and water just before and Sena, our lovely cleaner, was like, what are you doing? And I said, I'm just gargling some salt because I'm losing my voice. I haven't been gargling salt, guys. It's been coffee machine descaler.

Ugh! You're an idiot. In what world did you get those mixed up? It's sitting next to the coffee machine. It looks like granula, like salt. And I put it into my... But it's not salt. The only salt in this whole workplace is in that blue and white salt.

I couldn't find that! Plastic, dang! I was like there's some salt Did you use cacao? No this is plausible because that stuff is basically just baking soda and a few other things so yeah totally And I tell you what I think it's made my voice worse Because I happen to not be freaking able to

Oh my god you're gonna have your reality TV show then Jesus I'm so sorry Yeah because I googled it before and it was like, it makes your voice better, salt and water. It hasn't made it. What does descaler do? Ask Chet GPT.

It's actually rather poisonous. Yeah, I mean to clear out the pipes I guess. Yeah. You could make a coffee in my throat if you want. The cleanest coffee you want. I was just going to let you guys know how how predencycies going at the moment which is I'm in the stage of the body falling apart you guys both have had

wives that have had pregnancy and been through pregnancy long time ago for you Clint do you remember the third trimester? I remember my wife sitting on the floor like in full tears like towards the end just saying whatever I do whatever I say never let me go through this ever again. Like, it was just, she was like sick every day for nine months, both times. It just like wrecked her. It's just the sleep,

because you can't lie on your back anymore. You get to a certain stage of pregnancy, you're not allowed to lie on your back because it's dangerous for the baby. Yeah, that's right. And also it feels like you're suffocating. But then like rolling over, I have pelvic girdle, something, I don't know.

It feels like your pelvis is broken. And so rolling over in bed, it takes me me about 10 minutes like mentally work up in my head of like okay okay you can do it now you can do it and they go nope three two one minutes to recover and go oh god that was painful and then it's like now you need a pee and that just continues like four or five times throughout the night sounds like a nightmare so and then it's for the next couple of months. And then I think you think never again, never again.

And then all of a sudden you hold like someone else's baby a year later and you go, should we go again? I do think it's a little tactic to like how much pain you go through in the third trimester makes you almost look forward to birth. Really? Well because you're just like, well that'll be done. And then is it true that you like almost forget the traumatic experience that is childbirth? Because otherwise, if it's as bad as it sounds,

why would anyone have more than one kid? Your brain's very smart at that, otherwise the planet would cease to exist in the population. So it raises things. I feel for you, if you try coffee to scale it, it's a little situation. Yeah, I'm gonna go down, I'm Googling it now. I've got some out in the kitchen.

Clint, what's going on with your kids? My daughter is nine. I've asked her because I think it's kind of cute, but she said I'm allowed to talk about as long as I don't mention any names. But she got a love letter from a boy. How old is she again? Nine. She's turning 10 in a couple of months. But she got a letter and it was like, hey, do you like me?

And it was like, you know, oh my God, it was freakishly similar to a letter I got on Intermedia. I gotta tick the box, yes or no. And then she had to tick yes or no, or down the bottom, the guy, lovely boy, he's giving her like an outclaws going, but if you just like me as a friend, you can just tick down here. And she goes, I think I'm just gonna tick the friends thing.

And I'm driving going, yes. And I was like, oh yeah, that's cool. And she goes, yeah, I'm just going to take the friends thing. And I'm driving going, yes. And I was like, oh yeah, that's cool. And she goes, yeah, because I only just broke up with my last boyfriend not that long ago. And it feels too soon. And I'm driving going, yeah, I'm away if I look at each other, try not to laugh. And she goes, but it is good to have options, I suppose.

Brilliant. Turns out she played hard to get for all of two days because he sent her another love letter. She's loving the attention. She's now sent him one and she came home yesterday very excited that she has her second boyfriend. Wow, they're starting early these days aren't they kids? 16 by 9. And I've seen in a Google search what what do boyfriends and girlfriends, what do boyfriends and girlfriends do at 9? And the good thing about that is that Google's a safe place for children.

Actually I should chat to GBT what that answer is because I don't know. Because I'm trying to also give her a privacy and I said to her, I'm happy if you're happy babe. I'm just going to Google, is coffee de-scaler de-brain? I don't think he's listening to a word that we've said. No, I'm starting to get a sore throat. I'm wondering whether that's it. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. If after eight o'clock you're going to be at work

and unable to be listening, but you do want to hear how our performance went on Saturday night, as we've put together a brand new band. After only 35 days of learning instruments, you can text the word band to 3343 and we'll flick you the link so you can check it out as soon as it drops at 5 past 8. You might have seen a trend online on TikTok where people have gone through their dads, their moms, or their friends, like Facebook friends and found an old-school name and said oh I'm so hungry I could eat Dan Webby and

it throws the person off because they're like how do you know that name how do you know that name but a girl has done this in a different way to to catch your boyfriend out because she knew he was cheating. Yeah and so what you'll hear is him in the kitchen and she's like in the lounge lying on the couch kind of filming him from a distance and she decides to do this trend but throw out the first and last name of the girl that her boyfriend has been cheating on her with Listen to the the pauses everything for me when he goes. What do I do? What do I do?

And then yes, like you see me right to blame chooses gaslighting. I'm like so hungry. I could eat Kenzie Piper How do you know that name? Instagram you've been looking at my life again. I don't even know her. She liked one of my photos and I liked it back. We hung out one time, that's literally it, one time. And she texted me, it's not a big deal. I went through your Instagram, do you know every guy that has liked your photo?

Got him, God, he went straight in with war, didn't he there? No, didn't even kind of try to dance around it. Yeah, I like that she knew that she was in the right, which just hang quiet, like there's no fight back with her. Do you know what I love about that? Is obviously she's found out what's going on, and then she's gone, hmm, how am I gonna confront him with this information?

Maybe I'll do that trend and I'll film it and I'll get it on social. And I think you're either one of two types of people. You either find out and you just like confront them straight away like what the hell is going on or maybe someone that likes to play a long game and you sit back and go this is information that I can really use to my benefit if I'm clear with it. I would love to be that person. I fear I would not be able to keep it in. Jennifer, if I'm clear with it. I would love to be that person. I fear I would not be able to keep it in.

Like when I found out I was pregnant, I had this whole idea of how to tell Guy and I ended up telling him within, I think, 10 minutes. So I'd be exactly the same I imagined it was bad news. I wear my emotions on my sleeve and I just don't know how I'd hide that for a certain amount of time. I think it would take a relationship

that's in its early stages. I'd do it if it was that. If it was a serious relationship, we'd been together for a year, I don't want to be putting that dirty laundry out on social media. But I've seen, I'm sure, do you know what, Clinton, were you here, Dan, and we had somebody amazing who waited months for like a family reunion. Yeah, and they did it at a speech?

Yeah, they did a speech. That's right. Last year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that one. Or at the wedding? It was something like a wedding, they literally yeah. I remember that one. Or at the wedding. It was something like a wedding. They literally waited until everybody was in the same room.

And then so all their friends and family all found out that he was cheating all at the same time. And that's what I want to hear from people who have played the longest game after finding out their partner's cheating. Because I'd imagine there'd be people out there that are wanting to gather enough evidence to do the accusal. Because you might have heard like from a friend saying I saw him passion someone, but you want to, you know, you want to get the rock hard evidence, right? So you might wait a week to sort of get that. Okay, if you're someone that played a really long game when you confronted your partner,

maybe even the longest game, 0800 The edge or fire us a text on 3343. How did you hit them up once you had the information? There is a chick who confronted her boyfriend with a first and last name of the chick that he was cheating on her with and she filmed it all and chucked it on social for us all to enjoy. I'm like so hungry I could eat Kenzie Piper. How do you know that name? Instagram, you've been looking at my likes again. I don't even know her. paper. It's funny I feel quite I guess lucky in the way that even part of there is like, that's surely set up because people don't do that. Like, you know, like don't react like that.

Straight away, back up. Unless she's edited all of his responses together, and maybe that was a two minute combo that's cut to 20 seconds. I will say the name Kenzie Piper sounds like a piece of work. What? She sounds like she's... Why is she the piece of work? Well, he's a piece of work as well.

So what does she do? She might not have known. Oh, she did. Oh! She knows he's a married man. You don't know if Kenzie... Yeah. Lisa's text through saying, Long as game here, I made another account as a hot blonde, basically catfishing him,

just wanted to see what his game was, worked it up to a meeting for a drink, and took his mum to meet him. He cried. I can't believe mum agreed. I just don't bet you maybe she gave her like a different story. We're just going out for dinner. Oh there's a great text that just came in that we're trying to get on the phone now because a lot of people were texting and not so many wanting to chat to us just based on

your phone. Oh looks like we might have got a nice. Alicia! Good on you babe. Alicia! Alright you said it wasn't a super long game, but we'll take it. You found out your ex-husband was cheating and you waited, was it a few hours, at least a day?

Yeah, well, he was at work and his laptop kept like popping off. Oh no, nightmare. So I went to go close it and it just caught my eye and I was like, wait a minute, what is this? And it was on Discord, Instagram, Facebook, like you gotta hold every different account to look for this chick. Yeah.

The same girl on multiple? Yeah, the same girl. She was in America and she brought flights to move to New Zealand for the Liberty Free thing. It was crazy. Oh, you must have just like got on the shakes because I think, you know, when you go onto shock like that and start reading through, it must be really overwhelming. Yeah. Yeah, I called my sister and I was like, you're not going to believe this. I was FaceTiming her, so she was like reading it for a second with me.

Did you just be together? Yeah. And I put her on... Any inkling? No, not really. No, and we've been together for like 10 years, so it was just like, holy moly. So what did you do? I put her on mute.

Yeah? I put my sister on mute. She was still on the phone the whole time, so she could hear me. I just couldn't hear her losing it. Yeah. And I put our wedding bells on the couch, so when my ex got home, I was like,

hey, can you read these to me? And he was like, oh yeah, and he was reading them along and then about halfway through, you could see his face drop and his voice just like changed. And I was like, does that mean anything to you? I was like, this is like a random thing for her to do to me and then he would have like been going, oh my God, she must know.

Yeah, he would have caught him on as soon as he started reading them. Okay, so what happens once he realizes what's happening then what happened? Oh no! Don't break up now! You're breaking up with us! Oh we've lost her. Well Alicia do hold the air we're gonna sort you out with a double pass to our musty movie. Bring Her Back. Not him, Bring Her Back. It's in cinemas on Thursday. It's um cinemas on Thursday. It's, um, go on.

There's another mum-based one. Ashley Stixler is saying, I found out my partner was cheating and literally told his mum. I knew I wasn't going to be the one with him anymore, but I didn't want him to forget about it either. So I told his mum she must've been angry. Okay, getting the parents involved

is probably go good. Clint, Megan, Dan, stinky boo. go good. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky butt. The Edge is Clint, Meg and Dan. Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K. The Edge money. Meg's gonna hit you with 10 questions. She's gonna give you a letter. Your answers must start with that letter.

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A Star Wars character. Jabber hut. Something expensive. Jewelry. A bakery item. Jam doughnut. Something hot. Oh my god.

Oh so apart from the two, you were pretty good. Yeah, you got, I had a question mark on one of your answers but you got through eight and answered five correct. What was the question mark? Question five. Question five, a game kids play. Oh, Jurassic Park. There's multiple Jurassic Park games.

Yeah, okay, sure. You got to have also done Jenga, Jumanji, something blank, you got got Jersey that was perfect. A conventionary item, Jelly Beans, Jelly Babies. And a music artist, Jay-Z, John Legend, Justin Bieber. There's quite a few Jay-Z's there. I panicked on the second one too. Then Nate, but I guess you answered eight and you got six correct.

That's I think the best we've had. Well done. Ah, bugger. That's a great Nathan. Another chance to play coming up at 3pm. There's been over 10 official Jurassic Park games. I thought he did amazing. I actually thought the first one was the toughie with the...

Junior. And the one with the letter R. I know. I thought he was out the gate. Yeah, he's smart. Clint, Meg and Dan. Less than 40 days ago, three friends, Meg, Dan and myself, decided to see

if we could start a band with no musical experience. There's a lot of people going through school going, ah, it would have been cool to be in a band. And then you let the dream go. Yeah. We decided to grab that dream very late in life. And we performed for the very first time as a band, MCDC, at Olivia's 40th on Saturday.

You haven't heard any of it, seen any of it? Felt good. I will say, it's the funnest thing I've ever done in my radio career. Yeah, I love that. No matter what the result is, and I genuinely loved every second of learning the instrument, playing with you guys,

and just doing the whole thing, it was so much fun. I agree, if you can think of anything that you have at one point in your life, like wish you were able to do, I've always, since early teens, wanted to be a girl in a band who's a drummer. I feel like, when I go for runs, I like listen to songs and I picture me doing the drums. I've done it for, god, we're looking, like, years,

15 years now, I've done that. And the fact that I actually have done it has been a dream come true. Drum suit you, Meg. Thank you. Did it sound as good as it felt? I'm gonna be gutted if it didn't. I will premise it with the fact that I'm not sure the audio recording is crystal clear

studio type quality. And also I do drop out at one point because I got distracted by my husband being hot. Stop making excuses. There we go. This is it. What's up? For the very first time, MCDC performing Teenage Dirtbag live to an actual audience. Yay! I've been dancing here, but now they're all out here I'm a pretty sad city star But she doesn't know who I am

But she doesn't give a damn about me And now that the TV's dead, that's it And now that the TV my phone because that's all I can speak in English from this bus. I'm sorry about that. I think I drop out soon. Oh you see your husband. Yeah I see him

There it is We lost him I'm sorry about that My ears got a little rest though for a couple seconds Okay, this is the hard part for the drums coming up here for me. Do I have a baby in me? OK, this is the hard part, but the drums coming up here for me. Not the part that's in me. OK. You're just tuning in. This is the very first performance of Tune In Turb Bag by our band.

Do I have a baby in me? Let's go! Oh, this is kind of amazing. Oh, that sounded like Nepe on bass, drop the ball there. I'm the actual musician. Singing! I know who they sing for us. Tix band if you want to watch it. 3 3 4 3. It takes band if you want to watch it. Yimmy! Come with me Friday, come say, Yimmy! I've been missing you, and I'm glad that you made me like you.

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It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing.

It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. It was amazing. Text the word band to 3343 if you want to check out the video. 30 days we learnt that. Yeah. Alright what did you think? It was better than I thought. It sounded like it was recorded on a potato. But apart from that great.

Wow. The good, the bad and the ugly will take your comments and reviews next. Oh and under the edge. If you missed it you can text the word band to 3343. We just played you our full performance from Saturday night at Olivia's 40th and that was the first time we got to hear it too and honestly I was very much so prepared to kind of be sitting here cringing and sure there were definitely mistakes made and maybe it was a bit fast but we all feel really proud of ourselves. Oh my god I didn't think even two weeks before we

performed I didn't think we'd be good. We tried so hard, we should have been called the try-hards with the band. And before we go to Olivia, whose 40th birthday it was, I wondered what her husband would think, because I thought maybe he's not drinking the Kool-Aid like Olivia. This was his review at the end of the performance. I absolutely nailed it, it's been so fun, I'm so glad they're here. You know, Liv's had a blast as well, I think, and that's the main thing. Liv, it's only the start of the night.

It is. It's only the start of the night. Yeah. Liv, hearing it back, reliving the memories, how did you feel at the time? Oh, you guys were so good. I had such a fun time. It was awesome. You were amazing. You had such a great group of people there at your 40th as well. Like, it was an amazing audience to play our first song to. It was such a fun time. It was awesome. You were amazing. You had such a great group of people there at your 40th as well. Like it was an amazing audience to play our first song to. Yeah, well, I mean, everyone was really excited once they, um,

for those that didn't realise what was going on, realised what was going on. So, yeah. My, um, my daughter made me play the original to her last night on Spotify and she thinks that you guys are better. Oh, that's true. That's really sweet. That's not true, but really sweet. Thanks. Well... If you do want to watch Oh, please! That was really sweet. That's not true, but thanks. Thanks. Well... If you do want to watch it, text BAND to 3343.

And then you can see it live, and that was our first time seeing it as well. And if you missed it, I did get the role of singing. Thank you, everybody. It was a very big moment for me. And it was the most in key you've ever done it. Oh, dad!

I think it's because the audience sang with us. So I was like, thank God I could make it. Laura, among many others, have texted her and jumped on the phones. Morning Laura! Morning! Morning Laura. Impressed by our Meg, I see. Oh, I just thought you guys in general were fabulous.

Like 30 days is not a long time to learn some instruments and a whole song, and Meg, your drumming was superb. Thank you Laura. Thank you. Keep in mind as well Laura, this will even impress you even more. That was the first time Meg had played on that exact drum kit. She'd always done an electric drums.

Yes that was. Oh no that was awesome. Thank you, that's why I think Clint was quite deaf by the end of it because I was right behind him with the real drum kit. We practiced a lot of times, that was the first time I was like, oh wow this is really loud standing in front of me.

My mum texted me and she said, Meg was amazing on the drums. Oh, nothing like you. Nothing about the early guitar, you know, carrying the melody, mum? Yeah! It's so silly, because it is in the end, it is like you sit there and go like,

in all honesty, it's like a silly radio bit, you know, like we're in radio, we're just doing something silly, but man, I'm so proud of us. And I'm gonna say this. We crying, we crying We tried so hard and I just am so proud and so thankful to have friends that try as hard and aren't embarrassed to try. Well Tammy said you guys are a hundred times better than I expected. Crying happy tears for you guys. I will say this and I think you guys will agree. This is not the last you're going to see of MCDC. What do you think? My drum kit's packed down, it's going back to Musicworks.

Well, I will say this, because obviously the quality was, that was for a live performance, not so much to like bring the audio on here. There's talk about getting the band together for one more song on Thursday if you guys want to do a live performance on here so that hopefully the quality will be spot on. Does it feel done or do we pull out the guitars and the drums one last time? One more time before the equipment goes back. Yeah, one more dust off. One more time. I love that you guys are like, yeah that was our one night only and you're literally doing a comeback tour in the same week.

Okay then we'll be done. Done. Never again. Back by popular demand and then we're done. Clint, Meg and Dan. Books by BooBooZ. My favourite little side hobby is finding books from years gone by, years that have passed us, and seeing if they still stand the test of time in the 2000s. How old is this one?

This one is from 1971, Daniel. Okay, another lifetime. 1971, this was from a church sale. It's called A Guide to Elegance for Every Woman and Man Who Wants to Be Well and Properly Dressed on All Occasions. And I've highlighted a chapter about men, specifically for you two. What not to wear? What not to wear, Clinton.

So, Dan, you're wearing salmon, a salmon long-sleeved shirt. Yeah, someone say it's pink. No, Ross Kelly would say salmon. Salmon, okay. And then, Clinton, you're wearing a gold chain and a Post Malone t-shirt. Post Malone wasn't born when this book was written. Okay, so it says in this book, appearance is just as important to a man as is a woman.

Masculine elegance being synonymous with conservatism. Is that right? Okay. A well-dressed man should never, in caps lock, wear flashy striped suits. Clint. Okay, I wouldn't. You've got a couple of those. Have you? Yeah, oh god, I've definitely seen Clint in a striped suit. Clint, you've got a couple of those. Have you?

Yeah, oh god, I've definitely seen Clint in a striped suit. What about a pinstripe? No, that's out too, no stripes. Really? No stripes in a suit. Interesting. Okay, so, shirts in aggressive shades. What do you mean, like leopard?

Yeah, that's probably, I would say that would be a pass. Would salmon be aggressive? Salmon's quite mild. I've got like a Harry Styles pink with a little bit of frill. Yeah, no, no, no, that one is out. Dan, you're still in, I think. We're okay at the moment.

Jewellery, including men's bracelets, not even a gold band on a wristwatch. Dan, you're out, and Clint, you're out. Dan, you're wearing a little beaded bracelet. The more jewellery, the better for me. I love both wrists with jewellery rings. Yeah, tons of change since the 70s. Double earrings.

Clint, if you had somehow survived the first three, you're not making this one. Trousers that are too tight. Not these days, but yes, in the past. We've all done that. Anything that's too tight, actually, that's valid for t-shirts and shirts and everything as well. So that's out for you.

A polka dot tie with a striped or plaid jacket. I don't like ties. Okay, a polka dot tie. No, it's the one miss. Okay, a handkerchief that literally floats from the pocket or one that matches exactly the tie. A handkerchief's a yuck. But what about like a pocket square?

Yeah, a pocket square, no. Can't match your tie. It matches night, like watermarks. I've got matching pocket square and tie. What about, these are things apparently that men should never wear according to a 1971 book. Swade shoes in the city? Definitely not. And then on the beach you shouldn't be wearing printed shirts or,

Clinton, ultra short shorts, especially if he is no longer under 20 years of age. Oh, Clinton's well over that. Why are they called sweet Birks? No. They go hard. No? I don't think Birks were invented in 1971, Clint, if I'm honest. Hair should not be long,

shouldn't go over the nape of your neck, hang over the back of your collar, shirt should be immaculate, trousers are not creased, fingernails short and shiny, let me see, boys. Yeah, I'd trim mine off. Oh God, yeah, you're both okay. That's even worse.

Yes. Some tips for you. Unfortunately, Clint, I think. Geez, I'm lucky I'm already married then. Yeah, you wouldn't have put it in. In the 70s? Imagine if you were just born a different generation. Yeah, I reckon that was the best decade.

The 70s, come on. Apart from the polka dots. Clint Meggintan. Let's hope that this game isn't the end of this show. The A-Lister list. It gets heated. I bring up three celebrities and these boys discuss whether they're the A-List, B-List or C-List.

There is no conclusive answer. I don't have the answer. It's not like, well, somebody's going to be right or wrong. It's purely about discussion. Willie, you listening have the final say of who's right and who's wrong. Yeah, text through as well 33438, you'll see, because I'm really, honestly, it gets my backup. Okay. Because then I think it's too frivolous with those A's.

You are too stingy with them. And I was out for dinner with my wife and brought it up and we discussed this for like an hour. Okay. A-lister, household name. Okay. A-lister, household name. Okay, okay. Agreed. Boys, please, I need to just at least get into it. Your first name for the A-lister, B-lister, C-lister game is Chris Pratt. This is what I call nine rules from Chris Pratt, generation award winner. Number one, breathe. If you don't, he'll suffocate. Okay, Chris Pratt, most probably famous

for his Jurassic Park. He's in Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah, yeah, two huge, huge movies. In fact, I just watched another one where you did the Tomorrow War over weekends. Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son-in-Law. I mean, I don't even know why we need to explain this because he's Chris Pratt and he's an A-lister.

He's a B-lister. He's doing that on purpose? He is not on the same plane as Tom Cruise. He's just not. Chris Pratt. He's a B-lister. He's still world famous but he's not A-lister. And that's what an A-lister is. I stand by that. Someone who's world famous. Not how much, how many movies they've done or whether movies were successful. It means they're a household name that if you ask 100 people in the street 99 people will go I know movies were successful. It means they're a household name that if you ask 100 people in the street, 99 people go, I know who that is. If you put up a photo of Chris Pratt, you think most people would know who that is, Clayton?

They'd go, oh, he's that guy from Jurassic Park. A lot of people would. He's not household name worldwide. He's just not big. Moving on to the next one. Keanu Reeves. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10! 10 tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles! Right, Matrix,

Keanu Reeves. Yeah, he's done a lot of movies, but not enough to elevate him to A. He's B-list, and he's lucky to be in the B-list. He's lucky to be in the B? You think Keanu is like more C? He's on the lower echelon of the B. Incredible. Keanu Reeves, Keanu Reeves. Are we going to agree on one Clint here? Come on Clint, come down to the B. Incredible. Keanu Reeves, Keanu Reeves. Are we gonna agree on one Clint here? Come on Clint, come down to the B list with me baby. Keanu Reeves. I think he's an easy B. I'm not a- He's not lucky to be in the B.

He's an easy B and I think I've done him a little dirty by putting him there, but I'm okay with putting Keanu Reeves in the B list. B's a B, let's agree. Okay, wow. Look at us, still friends. One agreement. The final name this morning

for the A-lister, B-lister, C-lister game is? Tx333343 if you agree or disagree. Nicole Kidman. I wish you would stop comparing Danny to her. Danny was a four-year-old boy who chased his dog into the street. She's an A-lister all day, every day. I would agree with you, she is A-lister.

Really? Over Chris Pratt? Chris Pratt is in a cold Kidman, is on the upper echelon. She's won an Oscar, which doesn't automatically get you in. What are her movies? Cold Mountain, she won the Oscar for that.

She's in Eyes Wide Shut with Tom Cruise. She's in Pretty Little Lies. Nope. Something, Big Little Lies. Big Little Lies. Three. She's in a movie where she's on a boat with Sam Neill. She has sex with Zac Efron in a movie. Yeah. I can't remember that. She's in a lot of movies. Yes she is. And there's a recent one called The Undoing with Hugh Grant where she's

incredible and it's a mini-series. So the only person that is an A-lister that we can all agree on is Nicole Kidman. She goes onto the list I'm com- oh sorry the baby just kept me really up. The baby disagrees? Nicole Kidman goes listen to your baby because I've never heard of her. Whoa, well that was intense. I do agree with the teak that's saying Keanu Reeves is B-lister's criminal but Nicole Kidman was the only one that was agreed on. She is A-list Chris and Keanu are B-listers. And see, someone goes, Chris Pratt used to be an A, but has sunk to B. I think once you're an A-list celebrity,

you can't drop to a B. I disagree. If you've got A-list status, you're saying that everybody knows that person's name. Gavin says Chris Pratt is an A-lister. He's been in one of the world's most infamous movie franchises. Thank you, Gavin. So it was Mark Hamill who was in Star Wars he was Luke Skywalker but you said who?

Okay. Genuinely the game that Dan and I fight the most over as long as at the end of the game we shake hands and say good game. You're dead to me. Okay so A-lister, C-lister, B, a game. I give out three names and the boys, we have to come to a conclusion. The only person that was agreed on was Nicole Kidman. She is A-list as she passes the test. Keanu Reeves, to be fair, you both said it's B-list,

but some people were disagreeing on the text machine. The one that you guys can't get past is Chris Pratt. Is he A-list or B-list? I said B, Clint said A. Let's go to Janelle. Janelle? Chris Pratt is 100% on the A-list. Thank you Janelle. I disagree and here's why.

Because there's such a plane that Clint is giving on people on the A-list. Keanu Reeves is on the B-list and I think Chris Pratt is the same. I would say Chris Pratt has had just as many movies that are successful as Nicole Kidman. Dan also looks at like successful movies. Michael Jordan, he's an A-lister. He's only done Space Jam. So it's like by your movie analogy you'd be like it's not a big enough film. No, no, I'm basically not famous. But he's an A-lister because he's famous. Okay, stop and time. I need to gavel. We'll go to Carla. Oh, I'm at the edge. Carla, what do you think? Chris Pratt, A or B?

He is definitely a B-lister. I agree with Dan. I reckon he had his time in the A-list for a little while there. Was it the 2010s or something? Guardian of the Galaxy, et cetera. Definitely not on the A-list anymore. So you believe that people can drop off the A-list?

Absolutely, I disagree with Clint. They can definitely drop off the A-list. I think. But that's like saying, okay, just quickly. So Michael Jordan, when he was playing playing is an A-lister, but now he doesn't play basketball anymore, he's a B. He made it to goat status. Yes.

Oh my God, Carla, you are my person. Carla, you should stop smoking weed on the way to work, Carla. It's not good for your health. Another person, Melissa's ticked through, I agree with Dan, Chris is a B. Where's my damn gavel? Sorry. Boys, we're going to Gavin. Thank you.

Hello Gavin. Hey, hello. Hello Gavin. That is 100% wrong. Yeah. This pratt is like an A-lister. I dunno. Alright, alright.

Go on. Well, he's got more, he's had more success than Nicole Kidman. Yeah, he has had a lot of success. You're kidding me. He has. He has had a lot of success. You're kidding me! He has, he has always had a lot of movies. All right, thank you to Gavin. We've had more texts come in. But Chris Pratt, let's go on to, he's obviously in,

he's the voice of Mario Brothers, he's Guardians of the Galaxy, he is in Jurassic World, he's in The Avengers, he was the voice of Onward. Someone has texted her and this is perfect. This proves that Chris Pratt is on the B-list. He's in the Avengers. He was the voice of Onward. Someone has texted her and this is perfect. This proves that Chris Pratt is on the B-list. They said, I had to Google who Chris Pratt was. Rest my case.

I just do. Oh no, no, you said you rest your case and now you're still speaking. In A-lister, everybody on Earth should know. Okay, so Meg. You got your founder gavel. Oh, I love that this is now my job after you guys argue this. Based on the feedback we've had, do you think the listeners decided that Chris Pratt is officially A or if he's B and then Dan or I will have to wear it? I think, according to the listeners, with your texts, Chris Pratt is officially B-list.

Come on! Of course he is! Of course he is! Now if that makes you mad, next time you have to text about it. Yeah. If you haven't googled who someone is, they're not A-list. Again, Dan, you said your piece? I'm done. You're done. Alright.

Play your gavel again. Off you go. Suits you said your piece. I'm done. You're done. I'm done. Play your gavel again. Off you go. Suit ya. Thank you. Thank you. Holy crap. Clint must feel bad to lose, baby. Oh, don't Clint, don't.

Enough winding up. Shake hands. Go home in ya. Shake your hands. Losing will be ill. Oh, fuck. Oh, alright. He can't say that while I'm shaking his hand, man.

He can't, Dan. That's not fair. That's not fair, Dan. What, you've got quite a limp handshake, don't you? It's a B-less handshake at best. Actually, a good way to test this out would be to get your dad on Clint. Does John know? Yeah. But that's when we...

We used to play, does Clint's dad know? Yeah, you're right, because if dad knows who he is, he's got to be an A-lister, because dad is not good with celebrities. Wasn't really in his wheelhouse when he was pouring concrete driveways. Like father like son. Clint Megadan. Leshko! Horrible story has just come out of Christchurch this morning.

Yeah, Food Bank, the Hoon Hay Food Bank has been robbed. Two thieves stole frozen and chilled food meant for hundreds of families in need. It happened Sunday night, actually at 10.20pm. Two people in belly clovers and gloves broke it through the locks and the organization is basically just saying do you have a conscience? You know like you could have actually just come and gotten free food. They're a food bank. Like if you needed food you can come get food but they believe that they're doing it to maybe

sell on because of the amount that was taken. They have a hundred and twenty-one families booked in this week already with more to be responded to and they've taken from every single one of those mounds. Corrin actually is the guy who runs the food bank and I suppose he's a legend. Zoe's dealt with him before in Christchurch. Morning Zoe.

Hi Zoe. Hi. Yeah, how are ya? So you've been to the food bank and you know Corinne? Yes, I've been there a few times. And I'd imagine this has cut him pretty deep. Yes, because he's really nice. You'd have to be in that sort of situation.

Have you benefited from the services of a food bank before? Yeah, I've been in need for a few food parcels before. Yeah. How does that work? Like in terms of being eligible or is it just kind of, hey, if you're in need, then they're there to service the community as much as they possibly can until they run out? Well, usually with Corinne from the Hone Hay Food Bank, I have his cell phone number that I just text.

Oh wow. With my details and he let me know where I can come in and he does it all from his house. What an amazing person. Wow. Wow. And the fact that someone's just stolen the food, honestly, you can't fathom it.

How someone can do that. I know, I know. It's, it's, there just has to be no, we actually have Corinne on the phone. Hi, Corinne. Oh, awesome. Hello, are you there? I am, hi. Hi, hi.

So we hear amazing things about you and obviously a very selfless person to set up the food bank and give out your number to people in need but have you been overwhelmed with the support so far after the story has come out? Overwhelmed is like there are no words. Wow. Businesses, local community, individuals,, within an hour of putting it on Facebook, we had members of the community turn up on our door

with meat to get through the rest of the week. Overnight, we've been flooded with donations, our suppliers. So many people have reached out and said, how can we help? We're gonna do this and we're gonna do it together. And how, if someone's listening right said, how can we help? We're gonna do this and we're gonna do it together. And how, if someone's listening right now, how can they help?

Is there a donation, a bank account? Yeah, well, we've just set up a bounce back. So I know you've got a bank account number on your website. If people want to just text food to 3343, you get all that information. Yeah, I'll send it back to you if anybody else wants to donate. And I imagine, so Nicole, you're Corinne's wife, yeah?

Yes. Okay, I imagine as well, people hearing, oh, you've been flooded with donations, you're all good now. But what I love about this is this horrible story may be a catalyst for you being able to run this food bank in a way that you've always dreamed that you could serve as a community. And maybe now you will be able to,

if people start having this outpour that you haven't seen before. Because I imagine there's always need, despite the amount of people you help. There's always need. There always is. And what we're seeing is that it's not slowing down. So we've got a whole new clientele,

people we've never seen, people that have never needed a food bank. Yeah, it's definitely, the need is growing. And Nicole, has there been any update from the police about figuring out who the people were? Who stole? I'm just getting the toddler ready and then I'm going down to the shop and I will meet them and then maybe we'll have an update. Yeah, all right, Nicole, leave you to the toddler to look at because that's another

whole thing that you need to sort out this morning. But that is Nicole, our wife of Corinne, who run the Hoonahave Food Bag, text food to 3343. That is gonna be a bounce back just with their banking out details. If you are in a position to be able to donate money, that means they can restock the meat in frozen items,

which is what they need most. And a big shout out to Nicole and Corinne as well, and a big thank you, I think, on behalf of the Christchurch community, because it's a really incredible thing to commit and dedicate your lives to helping others like that. And I think you're right, Clint, hopefully they can turn this negative situation

into a positive, you know? They can come back stronger than ever. And if you would love to do what Nicole and Corinne do, but your life is too busy, well then just financially help the cause that they're doing, and you're a part of it. Food, 3-3-4-3. Awesome.

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