The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Butt Stuff!

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Ash, and the team as they dive into a mix of lighthearted banter and deep discussions. From the return of beloved rom-com classics a...nd the surge of Ozempic usage, to outrageous labor stories and quirky side hustles, this episode covers it all. Whether it's sharing laughs over feet pics and celebrity scandals, or getting real about body image and parental challenges, this podcast episode is sure to entertain and provoke thought. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable stories! 00:00 Introduction and Banter07:32 Gym Stories and Personal Trainers09:41 First Call of the Day13:37 Hollywood Remakes and Lindsay Lohan19:03 Romcoms and Relationship Dynamics32:47 Body Image and Weight Loss Trends40:17 Body Image After Motherhood45:39 Least Attractive Hobbies to Women49:49 Nicole Kidman's Mysterious Advice59:35 Side Hustles and Secret Sales01:09:33 Meg's Post-Birth Reflections01:15:01 Unexpected Labor Stories

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. Yo, turn the sound up. Love music. Love music. Jarast the five.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Love like Clint to the Dan and no Meg. Where that's London. Clint's to the Dan and no Meg. Come on, Ash, together. Clint to the Dan and I make where they're London.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Drop the bass. This is Clint Meg and Dan live. Good morning. Morning. It is 1 to 6 on your Wednesday although I wasn't sure this morning. I was like Wednesday or Thursday?
Starting point is 00:00:48 Damn it. I had the same thing. Does time go slowly without Danny Boy? Maybe. He's bringing the, you know, the vibes. Someone to laugh at. I mean, with.
Starting point is 00:00:58 With. Yeah. Obviously, and we do miss him. Yeah. That's probably not a bad slogan. Laugh at us and then the at's crossed out and someone's written with above it. Yeah. And we've got a guest coming in tomorrow that he would be obsessed with.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Yeah, true. Someone from his favourite international TV show. Have I allowed to say what the show was? I don't know. Yeah. Stranger Things. Yeah. He's not on Stranger Things on the latest season.
Starting point is 00:01:25 He's not on it anymore, but he did play a big role in it in part. seasons. But I don't want Dan forcing himself to come in to meet the guy and then being all sick and disgusting. Imagine he comes in and like gives his hero sickness. True. Do you know my friend got COVID from Tom Hanks? Really? In early COVID days. Yeah, COVID. He came to Australia with Rita Wilson and she did his makeup and him in Rita Wilson gave everyone COVID and they were like, and that's right. That's actually a great, um, two truths, one lie. Oh, that's true. I got COVID from Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Yeah, I'm going to keep that one. Tom Cruise's going to be covered. I'd sue him. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Sorry, I'm playing an Instagram video on the background. He's desperate to play something on his song. What's the song?
Starting point is 00:02:10 Stalling and down in circles again. Is it some 41? Hey? Is it some 41? I don't know. Because I'm in too deep and I'm trying to keep coming under my head. Instead of going under. Yeah, it's some 41 in too deep.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Is that? Okay, because sorry, I was just like, oh no, we need a second. same throwback and then I remember listening to Cal who's filling in on the day show for years and he's doing like daily vlogs he flats with our producer EPI and he's doing daily vlogs
Starting point is 00:02:40 he's going to do a daily vlog every day and doing it's a hundred thousand followers he says he says yeah we're two days in at the moment and he's he loves setting himself a big project but sometimes they fall short but these are great like his first one's
Starting point is 00:02:57 gone really well he just posting another one it's really He's got about 7,000, so he's got a long way to go in terms of followers, but he's sort of documenting his health journey and has just a day in the life, and it's a lot of effort to put this together. But I heard the song yesterday. I was like, oh my God, that would be a great six-am throwback, and then I only thought about what we're on here, so unprofessional is it in the system? Is it in the system? I've just loaded out. I also listen to the song on the way to work. It's Avril Lavigne's first husband. Actually? Yeah, it was a lead singer of some 41, and then she married Chad from Nickelback.
Starting point is 00:03:27 That's right More power to her Wow And then she's on tour again Did she put it like seven albums It's meant away She's good on her Yeah
Starting point is 00:03:35 I love this song Yeah And I remember how they had that album Was it like all killer No filler I don't know how I remember The name of their album But it was called all
Starting point is 00:03:42 Is that right? Neeps Was it all kill? Yeah he's not new Was it all killer? All killer no fit I don't know I never listened to the album
Starting point is 00:03:47 Okay they've got a few They've got a couple of other songs In our system We won't What are the other ones called I'm just having It's my time It reminds me of American Pie.
Starting point is 00:03:59 They must have been on the soundtrack of that. Same vibe. Same vibe. We're all to blame? I don't know this one. Is that a B-side? Yeah. Imagine if Adrian woke up and heard us playing that song, we get fired.
Starting point is 00:04:12 He'd get in the car, rock up in his pajamas. Get this shit off. He's like, I said I want spicy throwbacks, but, mate, that's off the chart. Okay, well, here it is. Indulge me, because I just heard this. Oh, indulge me. What a... Ooh, that's what he said, to Jamie last night.
Starting point is 00:04:28 Yeah, hey, it's a jam. Have some perks of being on the radio, play your own music sometimes. Sun 41 on the edge, your throwback. It is in too deep, your 6am throwback right here on the edge. So, go, we had a good old dance party to them. I'm feeling great. Oh, my gosh. Smash my ice coffee while I was having a dance.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Yeah, like just those, like, feel good pop rock, American pie sort of high school. But we were, like, young and not old enough to be, like, you know, doing naughty things. We wanted to feel badass, so we'd listen to music like that. And like Blink 182, which is a bit more classic, don't get me. Like, I'm not comparing some 41 and Blink 182 and saying they're on a par. But it's the vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder if that genre will come back.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Yeah. Wouldn't you love to see? I'm trying to think who is doing it, but I guess not really. Like there's not. Producing neaps. You'd know if there's someone doing it? I follow quite a cool few, like, pop rock bands. There's one over in a miracle called Turnstile.
Starting point is 00:05:29 They're amazing. There's Wonder Horse from the UK that are great, and then the Fontaine's DC from the UK that are awesome. Oh, yeah, Contains, DC, they're sick. Oh, that's crazy. Just mentioned, like, three bands I've never heard of that are probably doing real cool stuff that, yeah, I need on my radar. It was the same era as the offspring.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Oh, yeah. What was the big one from my friends? Got a girlfriend, Annie hates that. Oh, the radio hit it? I can say bitch because I'm a girl. We did a road trip with my aunt and uncle and he's so funny and when we were 13
Starting point is 00:06:00 and we would listen to that and he'd go my friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that young lady and he would just see it all day and think he was so funny my dad did the opposite growing up he would like change words and songs to make them root. You know, take a load off
Starting point is 00:06:15 Annie? Yeah. Yeah, you know what he did with that. What was the other one? Oh yeah, that's funny. I'm your Venus. I'm your fire, your desire. Yeah, you love just... I see where you got it from. I didn't stand a chance. That's been passed down.
Starting point is 00:06:28 That's in your jeez. I was just going to be a sex pest, you know? No, you are a sex pest, but only to your wife. Yeah, yeah. It's the best kind of sex pest. That's what she prefers. Yeah. And even means she's not a huge fan of that.
Starting point is 00:06:41 But the alternative is worse. Speaking of sexy things, I'll keep it till our naughty 640 later in the show, but I just found something out. about Carl that's, I think it blew my mind and I'm wondering if it's going to blow your mind. Yeah, yeah. I love how you even said, hey, would you be all good if I should sit there on here? I was like, you
Starting point is 00:07:01 haven't worked with Carl long enough. That is level like one chair. Of level like one to 10, that's level one share. Carl's like, what? He's even forgotten what he's told you probably. It was that insignificant to him. He doesn't even remember
Starting point is 00:07:17 it. To me, it's absolutely blown my mind. Well, yeah, let's get to that. Nauty-640, so about half hour away, if you get a chance to stick with us. Stick with us, baby. Yeah, you don't have missed out of this. Jump out and go to the gym or whatever. If you're running late, you're like, damn, I've got a 6am class. I skip it.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Yeah. Stuff it. Have you ever done that? Ever skip to gym class? No, what I mean? Every day my life. Where you've actually got the gear on. You've actually driven to the gym.
Starting point is 00:07:43 You're sitting in the car back. And even then, you're still trying to talk yourself out of going inside. No, because the only time I've ever been to the gym. and I've been to the gym a lot in my life and this is going to make me sound rich but it's nothing to do with rich because often I've got a media discount I've only ever had a personal trainer
Starting point is 00:07:57 so if I don't rock up I've got someone calling me and I've let them down that's the only way I can go to the gym and that's right and that's why people get personal trainers because otherwise you just don't trust yourself totally I had Lenny Lenny was my man, I had him for years and he was the first person apart from my husband
Starting point is 00:08:13 I told I was pregnant because I was like doing hardcore weightlifting every day and I was like I've got to tell Lenny, right? And this is how I did it. So I was like, hey, Lendog. He's like, hey, I was like, so don't make it weird, don't react. But I'm pregnant, but there's anything to me or just don't react.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Okay, but I peed on the stick and there was two lines and I don't know how to tell you, but I'm telling you now, but just don't react. And he was like, poor guy stood there like, I don't know how to react. And he was like, okay, you sure don't want me to react. I'm like, no reaction, never mention it again. He's like, okay. I did like three months like I walk into the gym. Guess what?
Starting point is 00:08:49 He's like, what am I like, I'm having a baby. He's like, woo, celebrating him for three months. I just couldn't even react. Wow, that's crazy. So you get a free gym membership and you've got a famous personal trainer. Lenny, Lenny Kravitz, if he was my personal train, I think he'd also be the father of the such time.
Starting point is 00:09:12 The Clint Meggin' Dan podcast. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Dan's still away sick today, but he might be back tomorrow. Ash is hoping he's away for the next month. I'm seriously like, you know me so well already. My nightmare sharing a studio with someone who's been sick and probably come to work too early. How do you know when they're not sick anymore?
Starting point is 00:09:30 I'm going to ask him to do a four-way rat. A four-way rat? Oh, the old rat test. I want to make sure there's no COVID, there's no influenza. Because I just had influenza A. If I get B, I'll never speak to him again. Yeah, but then you'll be immune to all of it for the rest of the year. Big what.
Starting point is 00:09:45 First call of the day. First call of the day. Jackson is our first school of the day all the way from freezing cold crash, which was minus four degrees in Christchurch yesterday morning. What's it like this morning, Jackson? Oh, she's pretty nice again. Yeah. Pretty cold.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Do you have to put the water on the windscreen to get rid of all the ice? Yeah, sure, though. We spray down. Man, I've only had to do that like once this year. Oh, good for you. Pain on the ass. Yeah. You got a pretty amazing job, Jackson.
Starting point is 00:10:17 tell the people of this fine nation what you do for a crust? Oh, that was amazing, but work on the ambulance. It is. That's my son's dream job to be a padametic. How many a padametic? How many lives do you reckon you've saved, Jackson?
Starting point is 00:10:32 Because I imagine a lot of the time you show up and you've got to do the old CPR and stuff. I know you pass it on to the other guys when you get to the hospital, but have you ever... Yeah, have you ever actually feel like you've saved a life in the moment? I mean, I don't really count it, But yeah, there definitely been a few lives that I'd like to think that was saved. Well, Ash and I have never saved any at our job.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Yeah, we're pathetic to the point where I think about the concept of even being present when a life is saved. I was like, I'd get a tattoo. I'd never forget. Tell us about the fact that you, I heard a rumor that you once hurt yourself and had to call in your mates to give you a bit of a hand. What happened? Oh, I was a typical drunken idiot on a lime scooter And we're just, I suppose we'll leave that one there, eh?
Starting point is 00:11:18 Oh, so you, do you have like a special direct doll? Like a hotline? He doesn't. Have you worked for the ambulance? Yeah, it's a pretty hard number. It's just 1-1-1. Very good, very good. We do a CPR course recently, Jackson, and the later kids CPR.
Starting point is 00:11:35 And they said that pretty much the number one thing now that brings people to emergency rooms are e-bikes. e- scooters. Was that, and you've heard yourself? Definitely, yeah, it's definitely gone up quite a bit, eh? And I always look forward to their list at the end of the year of, like, things that people have put
Starting point is 00:11:51 inside them that shouldn't have been there. Oh, that's always a fun, yeah. Yeah, you've had a bit of that too. Shut up, that actually happens, Jackson. I mean, I haven't. I haven't had it in me, but yeah, other people. No, we don't, we weren't implying that you are like, on your lunch break,
Starting point is 00:12:07 like, what could I do to fill my 45 today? Is anyone honest about it, Jackson? Like, does anyone just say, I put this up my bum? Fair blade, you call me. Or are they just like, I tripped over and it fell in my rectum. Orifice. Oh, it really depends, I.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Some people are pretty up front, but others try to come up of the most rubbish story to cover up. Yeah, imagine, though, like if it did happen, you know, you're like, no one's believing me. Like, if you did have a really... She really did slip over and a... a carrot went up your bum. Like if you're a carrot picker and I don't know, you know, and you had really old shorts on. Yeah, well, you were just doing it naked
Starting point is 00:12:50 because it was really hot one day. And there was all this lube around. And the lube went on a carrot, then you slipped over the lube and, oh gosh. You've got a lube carrot farm. And you just planted them too close together. Two things. Hey, Jackson, we're going to sue you out of the voucher to go speeding and storage
Starting point is 00:13:08 Ed, bro, so you do whatever you like and get amongst their Thai chicken curry pie, coffee, whatever you like, mate. Thank you. You're very welcome, man. Thank you for the job you do. I could like to save more lives this week. Hopefully. Look, he's so humble.
Starting point is 00:13:24 I'm not joking. If I was a paramedic, I'd rock up at a dinner party. He'd be like, the hero's arrived, who has questions? Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh, go. Glit Mick and Dan with Ash London Scandal We'll be talking about this a lot on air
Starting point is 00:13:43 It's all these kind of big budget Hollywood remakes We're getting my best friend's wedding to Devil Wears Prada Princess Diaries Meet the Fokkers And then the one that's kind of like kicking it all off is the return of Freaky Friday
Starting point is 00:13:56 Which was Lindsay Lowen and Jamie Lee Curtis What'd have a glow up as Lindsay had I think when she came out with that Christmas movie Into last year Falling for you yeah Who is that? So hot Because she had a gloss, she had it
Starting point is 00:14:08 what's the opposite of a glow-up, like a meltdown? She had a meltdown, now she had a glow-up. And word on the street is she's used the same, not that I want to talk about women's bodies, but allow me for a second. She's had the same surgeon as Chris Jenner, just that a man, Hanathaway, just that incredible facelift.
Starting point is 00:14:24 And to be honest, because Lindsay Lowen gave us so much in her young years, I feel, and because she had such a rough time as so many teen stars do, I'm just so happy for her that she is living her best life. She lives in Dubai now, she's got a child and she lives in Dubai and the reason she lives in Dubai
Starting point is 00:14:41 is because it's illegal for paparazzi to take photos of you. So her child is completely protected. So she said I can go out, I can go shopping, I can take them to school and no one will ever get a photo of my child because no one breaks the law in Dubai, which is pretty amazing. And you don't pay tax. And mainly you don't pay tax.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah. But that's a nice, if you've got kids, that's a nice, you know, way to frame it. But I guess that would probably... But can you imagine if she was in L.A. with a child. Yeah. She wouldn't be able to leave her house without having paparazzi just following her everywhere. It's crazy that a country can create a law and everyone just abide by it.
Starting point is 00:15:19 I think it happens in countries where you'll get killed if you break the law. Yeah, like the repercussions are so extreme. Yeah, yeah. If you get in the death sentence, if New Zealand, what are you going to $20 fine? Paparazzi is like, yeah, I'll pay the fine. So she's living her best life. She's probably getting paid $100,000 to rock up at some party for some chic, tax-free. She's living.
Starting point is 00:15:36 But Freakyer Friday, which is the redux of Freaky Friday, comes out tomorrow here in Eltero. And Lilo and Jamie Lee Curtis are currently in Australia. They just did the Sydney premiere last night. They're both looking hot, looking good. And here's a bit of the trailer for Freakier Friday. My bachelor's party will be good bonding for everyone. You two are called to be family. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Don't remind me. You've walked in each other's path. You learned a lesson. A lesson that made you again. Okay, that's enough. Thank you very much. It's so unfair, Ash, my kids are watching movies, like Happy Gilmore and Freaky Friday and stuff.
Starting point is 00:16:20 And it's like they've only had to wait sometimes days at most weeks or months for the sequel. We've been waiting like 30 years. I know. You should at least show, definitely show Cam the Princess Diaries because there's still a weight on that and also such good films. I showed that to my nieces with the same age
Starting point is 00:16:39 because we like to have movie nights when I play them like classic films and they were like absolutely enamored by Princess Dari's. It's so perfect because it's like Princess Fives but she's also like cool. Yeah, so that's a good way
Starting point is 00:16:53 and then they have to wait a year for the next one to come out. Good, yeah. I want those little suckers they have to like wait wait like a tenth of their life. Seriously. Like it gets a year for a 10 year old is a long time. very long time.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Yeah, no. Back Hills will never understand. Like we had to watch the OC when it came out. And you'd have to watch it with commercials. I love the OC. And then you'd have to wait a week for the next episode. Well, you'd go to the video store and then all of a sudden, the new release was in black and white, which was like, sorry, I'm out.
Starting point is 00:17:20 And you'd be like, damn that, we're going to come back next Friday. And do you know my local video, easy? If you called them to ask if it was in stock, they wouldn't tell you, they'd make you come in. Because they want you to come in and just get something else. It's like such a dog act. Yeah. One of my favorite childhood memories is when you,
Starting point is 00:17:35 you would go those $3.50 for eight-day movies. And you could get like six of them for like $10 on a deal with it. And you'd just go around. And the only way you could work in with a good film when you'd turn it over and have like four thumbnail photos from the movie. And you're like, I don't know. Does that look good? You couldn't go to Rotten Tomatoes.
Starting point is 00:17:54 Now, I'm not watching anything unless I'm rotten tomatoes at first. And it's got to be above like a 75%. Which is so bad. And I'll watch the trailer. And if I get halfway through it, I'm enjoying it. I'll end the trailer because I don't want it to ruin it for me. But there's none of that. You just look at four pictures on the back of this DVD and go,
Starting point is 00:18:13 hail Mary, let's give it a nudge. Age and I had a fight this week because we were watching, we're on Netflix and we're like zooming crew of things. So it's one of those like, coming soon. I don't even remember what the film was, but it was a rom-com, something that I would love. But the trailer was giving away too much. And I was like, stop it.
Starting point is 00:18:26 I'm going to watch this on my own. And it wasn't pressing stop. And I was like, stop it. I'm finding out the whole movie. Can you press stop? Because he's like, go on. I'm not going to watch the movies, so I want to watch the train. And I'm still annoyed at him because I was like,
Starting point is 00:18:38 I need you to press stop because you're ruining my future enjoyment. I'm going to watch this at 1pm when you're at work, maybe tomorrow. Maybe naked on the couch, maybe. So, anyway. Then it was a new museum just popping randomly for his lunch. Hello, I forgot my spaghetti by the day. This is at 1 p.m. Oh, you're naked on the couch.
Starting point is 00:18:56 I had no idea. What do you want to do? And you're like, I don't know, but your accent's giving me the egg. Megadden. Let's go. We were talking about wrongcoms and how they've kind of gone soft. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Yeah, they just, I mean, they just don't withstand time in the way that people are going to be talking about a movie that's out now in 10 years. No one is going to be saying to their kids in 10 years, let's watch my Oxford year. But they are probably still going to be saying, let's watch Notting Hill. Let's watch my best friend's wedding.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Let's watch the holiday. We've got these classic big budgets. And now, times have changed. history's changed, we're getting these kind of disposable Netflix rom-coms. And I was having a bit of a complaint about it. So everyone in the team, you, me and producer Neeps, came up with their own rom-com to pitch. It had to be like the female actress, the actor, the comedic support, a plot line and a title.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And Neeps did a pretty crap job, even though he won somehow. But that's not the detail of his rom-com that really kind of took us for six. Yeah, actually. So we might be going over old ground if you were tuning in around this time. yesterday, but see if you can, on second listen, if it is, pick up the thing we did where we go, that's, hold on, there's something in there that we
Starting point is 00:20:12 can discuss further. Real insight to producer Nipia's personal life. Got Anadiamis playing the female lead. Austin Butler is playing a neighbour and Aquafina playing like Anna Diarmus' best friend. Love Ocophina. It's called No Dick
Starting point is 00:20:28 November. So a woman has sworn off all men for a month. She's been dating absolute losers for the past week while until her a new hot neighbour moves in next door during the middle of this month and they start growing a lovely relationship but she's closed off from men until the end of the month. What, for two more weeks?
Starting point is 00:20:43 Yeah, well, get me quickly. And then he can't wait until he leaves. Two weeks. Two weeks. Yeah, because if you meet them halfway through no, what is it? No dick. No November. Then yeah, you've only got a couple. That's like and if you're only seeing
Starting point is 00:21:00 somebody in the early stages, you're probably only hanging out once a weekend. So, what, they don't have sex The first time they hang out And then maybe the second time What, no, all rom-coms happen in the space of about a week anyway So you've got to progress the storyline
Starting point is 00:21:15 He's made a good point But it is a total rip-off of the Josh Hartnett film 40 Days and 40 Nights Which is when a guy swears off sex for 40 days And it's the same thing And then he's, but, I mean, it's the movies Doesn't he make her, you know With a feather?
Starting point is 00:21:29 It's a feather. Shut, nah, if Josh Hartman could. Josh Hartner in his 20s could have done it for most of us. But it does beg the question, how long is too long? Because everyone's going to have different perspectives on this. Like, for instance, producer Carl, it was 5.30 in the morning. We've all come to work, bleary-eyed.
Starting point is 00:21:50 And Carl, what did you say that I thought you were joking about? But then I realised you were quite serious. Oh, well, I just sort of skipped through the studio door with a big grin on my face. And I was like, oh, well, it's only been about an hour and a half since I have. He's having sex at 4 a.m. And we were like, no one-player games don't count, bro. Yeah, the 12th, exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:07 My wife was involved. Yeah, she was involved, yeah. Well, she's, did you wake her up, or did you both kind of wake up and look at the clock and go, oh, got some time? Yeah, yeah, it was like, well, I kind of just, you gave her the nudge. You're awake, yeah, she's awake, so, yeah. That's unbelievable. She's like, we've only got three minutes and Carl's like, well, I guess we'll have one left to her off. That was exactly it meant.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Everyone's got different perspectives on this, right? How long is long? Like when you say, oh, it's been a long time, like, oh, my God, it's been a long time, you know, since I've done that. What is that timeframe for you? Because for producers and EPI, it sounds like a month is a long time. I wish that was the case. If you're in a relationship, it's different.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Like, for some people that are calling, it's going to be up in single. So, you know, six months as a while or a month as a while, for other people in relationships, that could be quite different because you've got it on tap. It's got it as an option. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? We want to hear from everybody.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Across the spectrum. Two or three months in a relationship. Yeah, that is long. That's very long. Is it? That is that? Yeah. No, that is totally.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I would say two weeks is long. Yeah. Two weeks. Yeah, might be a bit longer. I'd want to say one week, but I... Be honest. I say anything past a week as long. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:24 It's been a long time. Well, it's been a while as a week. It's been long as two weeks. He goes to two months. He goes to two weeks. A wig, and it's actually, just be honest. It's 12 hours, isn't it? Sorry for actually, like, dogging on your movie.
Starting point is 00:23:38 Actually, now that I said, I allowed any people... This is what I'm saying. It's a great rom-com. Let's write it up. Let's get it going. A fortnight is a long time. God. Okay, 0-800-the-edge.
Starting point is 00:23:47 For you, how long is long? It's a judgment-free zone. Yeah. How long is long for you, if it's been a long time since, you know? I've got a feeling judging by some of the texts we're getting through that my long is a lot longer than edge listeners. For me, honestly, if it's a stressful time in life,
Starting point is 00:24:05 like we've moved countries, we've got a young child, busy jobs, a month sometimes, and then other times it'd be like every night. But I wouldn't be worried if we got to a month, there would be no alarm bells for me. Oh my God. I know, but I feel like if you got to a month,
Starting point is 00:24:18 I'd be like, are we getting a divorce? I'd be booking, I don't know, like counselling sessions. Which is weird because you're also very intimate, like, in the way you communicate with each other. It's not like, because for some people, sex is the only form of intimacy in their relationship. And it's a beautiful, important part of being intimate, but I think for you and Jamie, you're also, like, intimate in the way
Starting point is 00:24:36 you talk, you're very open and honest, so good on you for having both ends covered, so speak. Yeah, a little makeout session in the middle of the day in the kitchen. Nice. Just whatever I can get. I take the crumbs from the table. Little grab. She's bending over and empty the dishwasher, I'll help her up.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Yeah, but Adrian does love that. It does get to the point where it's like sometimes, sometimes you do just want to bend over to empty the dishwasher without getting to Hong Kong. But it is, I think most women are like, ooh, still. got it. It's a wonderful feeling. Amy, how long is long for you? How long is long?
Starting point is 00:25:10 A week. Anything longer than a week. I'm battling a little bit. Wow. Yeah, girl. Yes, girl. Yeah. And if it gets to a week, are you just horny? Or are you like, what's wrong? It's something's up in our relationship. Do you feel like it's an indicator that you're not on the same page? I do start questioning it a little bit. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:32 just, but we're on the same path. We're on the same path. Yeah, mainly she just wants that, D. I find, like, there are these other things, Amy, that are, like, annoying you that didn't used to annoy you. Yeah. And then once the... You come together.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Yeah, once you come together, that's a good way of putting it. All of a sudden, all those other little things that were problems all disappear as well. So true. Yeah, 100%. Good on you, Amy. I love to hear that it's alive and well in your life. Michelle is up next. Michelle, you're married.
Starting point is 00:26:00 How long is too long for you? four days wow get it Michelle come on the difference is if your name was Mitchell we'd be like
Starting point is 00:26:10 oh what a pig you know four days and he's pestering but now Michelle we're like yeah girl yeah you get you got needs so
Starting point is 00:26:17 yeah anything over four days and I'm like mate is our marriage on the rocks but it's been questioning it and how long have you been married Michelle coming up 10 years
Starting point is 00:26:29 wow damn that's so You and I in another life, Michelle? God. Are you having drugs? If you don't make time for it, like we always, like,
Starting point is 00:26:40 within four days, it's like we make time for it regardless. Otherwise, because we've got three kids. Otherwise, if it comes a way with things, it's like, oh, do you want to? Oh, not really. And then if you don't keep it alive, I think that's where people fall short.
Starting point is 00:26:54 It's true. You've got to make it a habit. Make it part of your relationship. I also love how, like, not only how honest is, people are about how open. Yeah, it's awesome. It's cool, man.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Sof, morning. Sophie, hello. How long is long for you, Sof? Like, anything over two days if we're sleeping in the same house is long. How long have you been together, Sof? Five years. Oh, my goodness. I love it.
Starting point is 00:27:26 And I love that our lines are full with people calling all women. Yes. That's all the surprises. me because I would have thought I mean I guess it's an exception to all rules but I would thought of the other way around and more often it's maybe the guy who's putting the pressure on for a more sexual
Starting point is 00:27:42 relationship women I do is it the intimacy for you so if you're like feeling connected to your partner that it kind of brings you back together what is it in PG words I think we just both really like each other oh that's so romantic that's so good on you so that's so good to hear
Starting point is 00:28:02 Yeah. Oh, you got to produce the nipia tearing up in the boat. It's so single. But it is one of those things where, like, for me personally, you get busy, you get stress, you don't make time for it. Every time we then come together and have that time, it's like afterwards, I'm like, oh, God, we need to do that more often. Why don't we do that more?
Starting point is 00:28:20 Yeah. Every single time I feel more connected. I feel more relaxed. I feel closer. It's always like, and I have a wonderful relationship. But I think it is one of those things that if you get out of the habit, that's when the danger starts and once you kind of sometimes you have to force it like you don't feel like it but once you do come together and have that moment you got god that's so
Starting point is 00:28:40 wonderful I love this person so much yeah I need to do it more often I tried the dishwasher track with my flatmate Brendan the other week but it just raised a whole bunch of questions around the flat it was so awkward what is he talking about do I want to know it's a cool back gag to you're bending over in the dishwasher oh okay gotcha yeah okay he tried he grabbed his house but he flats with a bunch of lads yeah you don't want to start screwing and the crew in the flat, I think it's just messy. You don't date anyone you flat with. I need to read this one text from Joe. We've been together since
Starting point is 00:29:07 I was 18. Now, 55 need it all the time. That Joe's a lady. All the time. Clint, Megan Dan, win $10,000 right now with the H-10K money. Kiotia. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:29:23 It is one past seven your chance to win 10K all thanks to B&Z who believes that when you're starting out managing your money should be easy so you can focus on winning it, whatever you're doing. Come on. Ash gave this a crack. Normally she'd test us. I test Ash earlier. She got nine. She had nine out of ten. But I did kind of use the same word twice, which you get real funny on. Oh yeah, that's the rule. That's the one rule.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Yeah, but sometimes if that word is part of a... Anyway, let's not get bogged down in the details at this point. No repeated answers. If you give us ten correct ones, unique ones in 30 seconds, we'll give you $10,000. Playing this morning is Tanner. Morning, Tanner. Good, mate. How are you? Good, bro. 24 years old. Years of age. Really? 24 years of age.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Beekeeper, 10,000 bucks coming handy, I'd reckon. Oh, it'd be unreal, eh? Oh, good on you, Dale. How did you get into beekeeping? Sorry, I know we like to keep this game tight, but I need to know. Is it a peerie? Is that what it's a chord? You're an apiarist? I don't make that up. Yeah, an apress, so through the family business, eh? Yeah, just my old man taught me and just been doing it ever since.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Is it good money in it? It can be, hey, lots of work, though, big hours. Oh, the bees are doing most of it. Oh, shut up. And it's very good to put the suit on. My son's sick at the moment with the cough. If the bees, Tanner, say that, they would be walking off the hive. Going, oh, will you try and make the bunny yourself then, buddy?
Starting point is 00:30:53 All right, Tanner, let's calm ourselves down, bro. We want you to win $10,000. and I honestly think this list it's bloody doable. So focus let's do it. I got nine and you sound smarter, younger and quicker than me, Tanner. Your letter today is L. Alpha. L. Lovely bees.
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Starting point is 00:32:03 Oh, all good. Thank you guys for the chance. No, thank you for making honey for us. Yeah. Yeah. Sweetheads, have a good day, guys. You too, mate. I want my son or daughter to date someone like Tanner. Yeah. She sounds like a good kid, you know. Yeah. Just getting it done family business. Yeah. He wants to win some money to put it towards a house. Although he takes the credit from others' work, it seems. I wouldn't see it the same way.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Produce the girl? I was just going to say it's kind of like announcers and producers, eh? Oh, I'm going to stop doing it's bloody Michael. Blastphemy. Point in hand. 8 o'clock this morning. Your time's play for 10K. We'll be back.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Oh, thanks to BNZ. Next, we're going to talk about the secret thing that'll help you lose weight with minimal effort. We're going to talk about. We're going to talk about something that may be a bit controversial. And I think people are going to have an opinion
Starting point is 00:32:56 either way, but there is a new trend sweeping not just Hollywood, but everywhere, and it's to do with women's bodies changing, getting smaller. I have some thoughts as a woman whose body is doing neither of those things. I want to talk about something that is a little bit contentious, but I don't want it to be. I want us to have an honest discussion, and it's something that I brought to both of my girls chats two nights ago to suss it out before I brought it on here, because I really want to handle this properly. I want to talk about are women in 2025 and how it feels to be in our bodies. So a couple of years ago, I feel like,
Starting point is 00:33:32 and I don't know, you probably remember this too, Clint, as someone with a wife and a daughter. It felt like we were in this zone where all bodies were like accepted and celebrated. There was a kind of maybe two years in there where it was like, love your body the way it is. We were embracing fat bodies, bigger bodies, big booties. Loving your bodies for what it can do for you.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Like, you know, like, what it has done and, like, maybe if it's like the bumps and bruises and scars and all the rest of it and, like, it tells a story. Absolutely. There was definitely, yeah, there was definitely a thing. Absolutely. And I hate to, and I don't think Kim Kardashian has been great for, like, a lot of this stuff. But she kind of ushered in the era of let's embrace our asses and our boobs and our curves and our hips. And for me, it was so wonderful to look on social media and see so many women embracing their bodies. But like all good things, I feel like it has come to an end.
Starting point is 00:34:30 And as we all know, there's been a rise in weightless drugs, OZempegmanjaro, pills, injections, whatever you want to call it, however you want to do it. And let me preface this first of all by saying, your body, your rules. Like, you're in charge of your own body, do whatever you want with your body. That's fair. There's no judgment here. But I do feel like, and I think I noticed because I was watching like the Logies, which is like the Australian, you know, like entertainment awards.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Yeah. And all the women just looked smaller. And it's something that I've been thinking about a lot lately because it feels like now every time I go on the internet, go on Instagram, women are getting smaller and smaller. And in many ways, often it's the women who a couple of years ago were like, embrace your buddies, everybody's beautiful. And now just skinny.
Starting point is 00:35:17 And like I said, that's their prerogative. But I want to throw this out to people. And I would like to know if I'm the only one feeling like society's discussion around women's bodies are changing. Are you viewing your own body differently now that everywhere we look it feels like everyone's choosing to just be skinny? Yeah, because I think that's the difference, right? If it's like, hey, embrace yourself at any size, well then if someone wants to be on a Zemper
Starting point is 00:35:43 can be six sizes smaller, then we should also be embracing that decision and being like, be small, be big, be medium, be whatever. But I guess it's if you now start feeling the pressure to conform and change. when you were happy being a certain size and now you feel like you're not allowed to just be happy being the size you are because everyone's moving into this. If everywhere you look, people are choosing to be,
Starting point is 00:36:05 to lose X amount of kilos, it kind of begs the question, well, we all just talking crap before. We all just making this thing up and pretending that we all embrace bodies of all sizes, but all of us if we could have taken a pill or done whatever and lost 20 kilos, well, of course it wouldn't do that. Do you think it's,
Starting point is 00:36:23 because there's always been these like fads and like different things that you can do and take to like get skinny quick but really and I don't know enough on it so I'm just I'm asking the question so I'm not making the statement OZempik is the first thing that we've heard about that actually is making people lose weight with minimal effort
Starting point is 00:36:41 and now it's like oh it's actually easier than it's ever been absolutely and it's something that you can get from the doctor as opposed to like buying online and not having anyone kind of check in on you and make sure it's being done in a safe way. But people also, I don't feel like being really honest about if they are taking those in because it almost feels like you're cheating
Starting point is 00:37:00 and everyone's getting angry at you that you've cheated and so you've got to keep it all the secret. So it's this taboo thing. It's like Oprah and I think Rebel Wilson maybe, like the only people have come out and said, yeah, I needed, I wanted to lose weight. So I'm doing this and I feel better. And more power to them.
Starting point is 00:37:17 But people aren't talking about it. And many would say they don't always anything. They don't have to talk about it. But the fact that these bodies are changing and they are the bodies we look up to, they're the bodies that we're clicking, like on Instagram and watching their movies, following their stories, looking at their TV shows, they're all getting smaller. So surely, inevitably, now we all look around and go, well, do I, can I still be happy in my body? And I would love to know if this is something that's affecting everyday women and men out there
Starting point is 00:37:46 who are seeing these bodies changing. Or are we all like, eh, your body, your rules, I don't care. not affecting me at all. Yeah, because you're right, were you really happy in the body you're in, and now you might even be someone who's contemplating O-ZMPIC. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Whereas a year ago, you would never even thought about it. Exactly. Because of what society was telling us back then, we're like, cool, I can embrace my body. And now I'm like, nope, the time to embrace it's over. Yeah. I hope not. But I have a bad feeling about it.
Starting point is 00:38:15 If you want to weigh in on it and you're now thinking of joining the OZMPIC Club or you've got any sort of thoughts on it. differently now than you did. Yeah, and you've got friends who are like secretive who are on it. Yeah, just if you want to chat with us, 0-800 the edge, or you can fire us a text on 3343. Has the way celebrities as well use Ozimpec affected the way that you feel about
Starting point is 00:38:36 your body now has it changed. Yeah. Judgment-free zone. It's a good chat to have. We're talking the Ozimic weight loss peals. Weight loss in general. And we've had so many texts come through, which is awesome. have obviously struck a bit of a chord here.
Starting point is 00:38:54 And the question, and the thing we want to talk about is this idea of, as women and men, are we feeling differently about our bodies now than we did three years ago? When three years ago there was this idea that celebrities were kind of on that, embrace your big, strong body, whatever, it looks like trend. Now they're all, a lot of them, whether they want to admit it or not. They're using weight loss interventions. They're all looking skinny. And I would like to know if this has changed the way you feel about your body now.
Starting point is 00:39:20 because these people are very influential. They set the tone of society. There's like, guys, all that stuff. Has Christina Aguilera come out saying that she's on it? No, but she looks like she did when she was 20. She doesn't look like a mother anymore. She doesn't, I mean, and more power to her. Like, she can do whatever she wants.
Starting point is 00:39:37 It's her body. What was your friend saying about how skinny girls don't like? Yeah, a friend of mine had an interesting thought where she was like naturally skinny people, hate things like Ozempic. because for so long, naturally skinny people who have been celebrated by society have been gatekeeping skinniness as if it's something they earned. And now that other women can get skinny and be in the same pool as them, they're like, well, that's not fair.
Starting point is 00:40:02 We own skinniness, but it's like, well, that's so BS. Yeah, and they want everyone to know if they've gone down the O's Impact route. Let's get somebody's call. So many people have weighed in with opinions. Biggs morning. Morning. How are you? Good, how you doing?
Starting point is 00:40:19 You're not bad, not bad. So you've had a bubba and your body has changed. So how do you feel kind of about your body now and how has, you know, what's happening in society affected that? So I've had two kids and I've got a boy and a girl. My daughter's nearly 14. And for myself, I've put on about 30KG since I've had kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Love my life. Love my family. Love my kids. but I feel like I have lost myself by putting on this way and it affects me daily like, you know, it affects my relationship with my husband I mean obviously he thinks I'm beautiful the way I am but I'm not how I was when I was younger
Starting point is 00:41:01 and like I love, I want to live there, I have considered OZM thing but I also have to think of my 14 year old daughter like it hears you because you want to be healthy, and you want to be a bit skinnier but you also don't want your daughter to feel like she needs to be as well and with social media and celebrities out there doing this like she's having a few issues at the moment at 14 where she thinks that she leaves lose weight and it's awful like it's really awful because I don't want to be skinny but I want to I still want my curves but I want to lose a little bit of weight And trying to do that as a mum and a wife
Starting point is 00:41:45 and not have your daughter go into, you know, eating disorders while you're trying to make yourself healthy. Like, it's awful. It's an amazing point that you've brought up back that I didn't really even think of is that idea of setting an example for teenage girls. Hearing that, I want to cry, hearing that your teenage daughter, who's 14 years old,
Starting point is 00:42:07 who should just be playing sport and not worrying about what her. her body looks like is now having that awareness, which has been going on for generations, but it's a very relatable and very honest conversation to have with you, Bex. I think my wife's in that boat where she wants to buy clothes to make her feel good, but she doesn't want to buy too much, too many clothes for this body. I'm the same.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Because she's like, well, I'd like to be a size smaller and I'm working on that. So then you're also like not confident in yourself and you're not buying clothes that make you feel great and whatever because you're always, you know. Yeah, and it doesn't help that, you know, that society's views have changed and are changing. Nikki's texted three. She says, I'm looking at going on weightless lost meds. As you're right, society isn't accepting of curves
Starting point is 00:42:51 as much as it was a few years back. Someone said they're on Wegovi, which is like Ozempic. I used to look up to the Kardashians because of their curves. And now I'm a size 10 to 12. I have been my whole life, but I want to lose the chubby parts. Like, you used to look up to people for their curves. And now they've turned around and they're like, oh, curves are out. Mel, you've lost a lot of weight
Starting point is 00:43:13 and you've just been grinding away. Yeah, I have. I've lost a bit of weight, but it doesn't change the person who I am. Yeah. And what's the reaction been from people? Do people feel like they have a right to weigh in on what your body looks like now?
Starting point is 00:43:28 They do. People can be very judgmental. Like, yes, I've lost 54 kilos over 18 months, no drugs, no operation, calorie deficiency, and a shit ton of hard work. Yeah. But I still have a little bit I feel I need to lose for myself.
Starting point is 00:43:44 I tell people that and I get a reaction of why. You're skinny enough. You don't need to do that. You're just being silly now and I'm like, well, it's my choice, my body. I was always a fat kid. I was always picked on. I was always a kid that was hiding in the corner. Had no friends at school
Starting point is 00:44:00 throughout my whole school life and now it's my life. I choose to do this and I've done it naturally but I tell people I've done it naturally and their first response is with scars. They think I'm on some description of drug or our head operation. You know, it's just hard.
Starting point is 00:44:15 You can never please anybody. You've nailed it, Michelle. You can never please everybody. And I was like, good on you. She sounds like she's worked her after. Do you need to move on. Just because you mentioned surgery, Jade, actually had weight loss surgery in Turkey. Do you keep that secret, Jade?
Starting point is 00:44:28 Or is it like something you're just like, hey, if people ask, I'll tell them. Yeah, a bit like that, really. I told family and friends, but I don't really tell people just because I think you feel like you do get judged all your bit. Yeah. You know? Do you feel like people treat you differently in your smaller body? Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Absolutely. Like, I feel like, you know, I get more attention from men, not just that, just get everything. People take you differently in the comments I get, you know, it's kind of sad really, you know, because I'm the same person, haven't changed. That's exactly right. You know, we had that person, thank you so much today. We had that person yesterday for our hopeless hotline saying they rocked up to a date and the guy texted them from across the room and said,
Starting point is 00:45:10 I'm out, you're bigger than I thought. And it's just like people aren't taking the time to really get to know people. And that's proven with people like Jade who lose the weight and all of a sudden people care about what they have to say. Like it's disgusting. Crozy-oe. It's more chat in this, I think. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:45:25 We can continue on during the week. And thank you guys for your openness and your honesty. Yeah. Living in this world as a man and a woman is getting harder and harder. As expectations change, as what we decide. is hot changes and maybe we'll never solve the problem, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Clint Meg and Dan Stinky Blu There's a list that's being released of the top 15 least attractive hobbies to women so I guess a bunch of things that guys are doing I don't know if you agree or disagree
Starting point is 00:45:53 So I guess on some I haven't seen a list Is one of them those like like the gaming that you put the headphone on and you just game? Let's have a look That's got to be on there No I was going to say
Starting point is 00:46:07 gambling. Women don't like gambling as a sport. That's my number one most unattractive hobby, I think. Where does that go? It's right down the bottom. Interesting. Yeah, actually, pornography is not as unattractive as gambling. So women would rather you gamble than do that, according to this.
Starting point is 00:46:26 So you mean, well, I don't understand. So 10% of women... If you're at the top of the list, does that mean it's the most attractive or least attractive thing? So 10% of women find pornography at... attractive if that's a guy's hobby. And only 6% of women find gambling attractive at a man. Who's finding gambling attractive? I mean, I guess if they're good at it.
Starting point is 00:46:45 If they're good at it and they're making heaps of money. Hey, babe, we're going out tonight. Yeah. And what's the most attractive one? Well, out of the 15, the thing that's probably, I guess, the least offensive, 33% of women find comic books attractive as a hobby.
Starting point is 00:47:01 It means your man's staying home. He ain't talking to girls. That's why. He's looking at it. in his picture books. Yeah, it's like that train that was like, he's probably out cheating, and it's just him reading a Spider-Man comics. Heaven.
Starting point is 00:47:14 Yeah. Cosplay? Only 32% of women find that attractive as a hobby? Is golf on there? Because my husband golfs, and even though it takes him out of the house for like seven hours, for some reason, I just think it's so hot that he golfs.
Starting point is 00:47:27 It's like the collared shirt, walking around, it's classy. Maybe it's all right. Yeah, I think golf's a good one. And I think it also means if he's going to do golf, you go, all right, he just got six hours a him time. So I'm going to get six hours of me time at some point Yeah, he gets to come home and I go
Starting point is 00:47:41 Oh, did you have fun at golf babe? And he goes, oh, thanks for letting me do that. And I go, you're welcome, I love you. Meanwhile, I'm like writing six hours in my diary, just tallying it up for when I want to go up with the girls. If you're a guy that likes to go out drinking and you're like, hey, we should go out for a drink. Only 29% of women find that attractive
Starting point is 00:47:58 of drinking is your hobby. Well, it depends who they're drinking. If they're like, I'm going up with the lads for the next two days drinking, that's different to like, let's have a double date and go out with our friends and have a couple of wands. 23% of women find crypto attractive as a hobby.
Starting point is 00:48:13 So don't talk to her about your crypto. No. I don't think. Cigars come in at 22% of women find that attractive. Yuck! No, people that think cigars are attractive have only seen it being done in the movies. They've never smelled a cigar. It's the grossest smell in the world. Marijuana is just underneath cigars at 15%.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Not attractive. This is so random. I don't even think this is a hobby. But out of the top 15 least attractive hobbies to women, only 12% of women find arguing online attractive. As a hobby! So if guys you love throwing shade of people online, only like one in 10 girls think that's all.
Starting point is 00:48:58 So don't do it. Just in general, don't do it. Don't touch some grass. Don't go arguing as strangers online. That's a sad way to be. But I mean, if there's that one girl that goes, yeah, you get them, babe. You know, maybe she's your person because she's a bit of a unicorn. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:13 How about it sounds to it? Well, thank you, Clint. As always, bringing very educational content to the show, helping us live our best lives. Get rid of the marijuana and the gambling. Don't do that. And the crypto. Pick up a comic book. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:26 That's white. Yeah, or golf. Trust me. It's an expensive hobby, though, which is, but it is hot. You can go in higher clubs. You just can't play at the flash. Well, trade me. Trade me.
Starting point is 00:49:36 Get some old clubs like we have. Heaven. Clint Megan Dan. Gossip of entertainment. Clit megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Travel World Ride with Contiki a mix and match. Also, if you have got yourself in the draw for that,
Starting point is 00:49:49 Kontiki, we'll be announcing the winner Friday. So close, so close. So a clip of Nicole Kidman has been making the rounds over the last kind of couple of weeks, but it's had another resurgence. And my girl's chap was going off with girls like, what do you think she's talking about? So she was asked a question, and the question was, what should every woman try at least once in her life?
Starting point is 00:50:07 And this was her response. What should every woman try at least once in her life? We all know what that answer is and way more than once. Do we know? We all know what that answer is and way more than once. Maybe she's operating in different circles to us. So the kind of main consensus, shall we say, with no proof is that she's talking about
Starting point is 00:50:38 when a lady and another lady say, hey lady, that's what the consent kind of consent is. Oh really, that's what most people think she's talking about. Well, that's what the girls' chat that's popping off is saying. What do you think, Clint? What are you going on? I'm not allowed to say what I thought it was initially. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Please don't. I'll do it. Yep, 745. And somebody else, when I was scrolling to try and find my answer, some girl wrote, weird, I don't see my answer here in the comments. I was like, she thinks it's what I think it is. Well, some other people have just done some kind of normal. Not that there's nothing normal, but some kind of innocuous things.
Starting point is 00:51:12 I've said solo travel, solo anything. Another person has said, yeah, definitely being with another woman. I'd get a divorce. Someone's written accountability. Women should try accountability. At least once. My husband would say, pick your shit up off the ground. Stop leaving your underwear on the floor of the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:51:33 enjoy that at least one. Another one's just got a weird like scissor gif. Like cutting up a piece of paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess so. Oh, do I go to producer Carl or something like this? Do not let producer Carl speak in a microphone during this ad break. He has his hand up.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Can you promise it's PG, Carl? Yeah. Is it turning lights off when you leave for work? I've never tried that. Not even once. Not a chance. Or shutting a door when there's like a window. open another room and a heater on in the other?
Starting point is 00:52:05 No, putting a rubbish bin, like a fresh one back in after... I don't know what that means. It goes out. I don't know what that means. But I would love to throw this out to women, to men, to others. What do you think every woman should try at least once in her life? Now, you can have some fun with this, or if you're a woman who's actually done something incredible
Starting point is 00:52:24 that took a lot of courage or that you never thought you would do and it was amazing. Maybe it is a trip or an experience. We would love to know, what does every woman have to be? to do at least once in her life. Yeah, Nicole Kimman says more than once. And then she said more than once. And look, guys, the
Starting point is 00:52:40 texts that are coming through, I'm going to have to shield my arms. That's what I thought it was. I went under the edge. Dan away is sick today, so he's missing out and weighing on the thing Nicole Kimman says that all women should try once. What should every woman try at least once in her life? We all know what that answer is.
Starting point is 00:53:03 and way more than once. We'll never know. She never finished the question, the answer. She's never clarified. She knew what she was doing when she just dropped that little tasty morsel on us. People are commenting younger men? That is true.
Starting point is 00:53:19 But for many women, unless they get a divorce, that's not going to happen. You know what I mean? Unless you've, like, you know, chosen to say, stinkled, and you're in your 40s, 50s now. Because we have had all those movies, the Cougar films,
Starting point is 00:53:28 one of which wasn't a Cole Kidman film. A family affair. Well, she was stooping, Zach Ephron. Yeah, we're talking about that. And the Anne Hathaway one, where he's in the boy band. Oh, I love that one. I love that movie. The one of us, what's it called?
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah, it was almost like a Harry Stiles' One Direction type romance story with Anne Hathaway. And there was that one scene where he plays the piano and she's standing there and they make out. It's so hot. What's a great film if you haven't seen it? Just Google Anne Hathaway. Cougar. Boy band film, Harry, Star. Another one, boating.
Starting point is 00:54:01 talks, yeah. For the first time in my whole life, I'm 39 years old, I was looking in the mirror that just this morning, and I have my first crease across my brow there. Can you see it? Yeah. I mean, oh. No, it's there, it's fine. I've got a great personality, so I don't mind.
Starting point is 00:54:15 And I thought, maybe I will, maybe it's time. Give it a little jab. Just try it once, but I'm so addictive that if I reckon if I tried it once, I'd be like, moh. And I'd come in the next day and you'd be like, Christiana, dad, you? What is something Nicole Kimmer says? Every woman should try at least once, and a woman know what it is.
Starting point is 00:54:36 Threesome comes through a few times on text. And a lot of things we can't actually say, I reckon 95% of these we can't actually say on air so you guys can use your imagination. Yeah, and then there's a lot of husbands being funny with things that their wives clearly don't do around the house that they're like lawn mowing? No woman wants to do that.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Have you mowed the lawns before? As if, but I love it what my husband does. I make myself a nice iced tea, sit on the deck, watch him do it. So hot. Then it puts a big glove out of him. Yeah, he puts his glove. about garden gloves on and he gets
Starting point is 00:55:03 all the like stuff and puts it in a big bag and takes it out and I'm like yes. Wouldn't it be hotter if he just did it with his hands? No, because then... Got dirty? I like the gloves. You don't want him to touch you with dirty hands because you're a bit of a German phone. Fair enough. Hannah, let's go
Starting point is 00:55:19 to Hannah, what do you think it is? Oh, hold on, she just put us on all. Hello? Hey babes. Thank you so much for your time. You're on the radio. You're on the radio. Yeah, no, no, no. fine. What's one thing, Hannah, that every woman should do in her life?
Starting point is 00:55:36 So mine would be take a leap of faith. Oh, hold on, sorry, one set. What is this? Giving her a taste of her medicine. Sorry, Hannah. She made one mistake. She's very stressful when you're on the radio. Ignore him, Hannah.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Continue your sentence. I was with you, babe. At 16, I took a leap of faith and moved up with my partner and tomorrow was actually a three-year anniversary. he's listening right now. You sound about, you're only 19 years old. Yes, I'm 20 next month. Oh, good, 20.
Starting point is 00:56:09 So it's take a leap of faith. Do you think this? Because a lot of women, especially young women, are told we can't really trust our instincts and we don't know what we're doing and was too emotional. Exactly. But you did it.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Well done, Dale. Take a leap of faith. And then maybe that's what Nicole Kimman was talking about because you said at least once, like more than once. And you're right, you should take a few leaps. Do you think that was what Nicole Kidman was talking about, Hannah? I think so.
Starting point is 00:56:37 Okay. She's committed to it, which I respect. Good on you, Hannah. Okay. Kerry, good morning. Morning. What do you think Nicole Kimman was saying that all women should try at least once? I reckon butt stuff.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Oh, God. Producers a girl. That's on you, Carl. Hang on, I just got to go move my car. Sorry, God. Yeah, you're done. Okay, good on you, Carrie. No judgment.
Starting point is 00:57:02 It's a judgment-free zone. We got a few people texting in saying, Lana might know. Yeah, we didn't put them to ever. Anyway, who knows? We won't know. We'll never know, and that's what she was purposefully doing. She was trying to start conversations like this.
Starting point is 00:57:16 We all really encourage all women to just do whatever the heck they want to do at least once. Clint, Megan, Dan, win $10,000 right now with the H-10K-E-T money. Ten answers, starting with the last. that Ash gives you in 30 seconds. You're $10,000 richer, no repeated answers. And if you want to pass, you can. And we'll get back to it if we've got time. Playing this morning is Jules from Hamilton.
Starting point is 00:57:42 10,000 New Zealand dollars is like 15,000 in Hamilton, isn't it? Yeah, it's a lot of money, that's for sure. Yeah. What would you do with your 10K, Jules? I'd just pay off some bills and then put some into savings just for the future. Wouldn't that be a good feeling having all your bills, disordered, just the weight off the shoulders to be so good. It would be.
Starting point is 00:58:05 All right, Jules from Hamilton. Have you done the rules and all that? Clean, I was listening, but not really. Okay. Your letter today, Jules, is T. T for, okay. Tea for, I don't know. QRST.
Starting point is 00:58:19 There we go. I can never think of a single word. Okay, babes. There we go. Thank you. You're going to nail this, Jules. Name something, beginning with tea, that you wear. A t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:58:32 A shape. Triangle. A school subject. Um, uh, pass. An Olympic sport. Uh, pass. A hot food. Uh, Thai food?
Starting point is 00:58:51 Yeah, a water animal. Uh, pass. A fictional character. What, sorry? Oh, I don't think it would have mattered, unfortunately, Jules. That would have been question seven. You've got three past three, and we buzzed out on seven. School subject could have been trigonometry, theater studies, Olympic sport, table tennis, triple jump,
Starting point is 00:59:13 triathlon. Actually, triathlon's not a big one. I was out of that. But good on your jaws, a lot harder than you think once you get on air can be very, very stressful. But good luck. We love you. And thank you for listening. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Thanks, both. Well, thanks. The BNZ are back again with Ijabo's at 3. if you think you can do it any better. Up next, a friend of ours has just dipped their toes into the world of selling feet picks. Oh, I wish I had the feet to do this because if I did, you would never see me again.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Oh, really? I'd just be at home. I've just got normal feet, you know? And I'm Lebanese. I've got like Middle East and like chubby feet. Which some people would be in too. Okay, okay. Yeah, it could be a market.
Starting point is 00:59:56 I think it's long toes. I think it's something to do with the length of your toes that fetishists are really into. I've looked into it. Whip them off, give me a look and I'll rate them out of ten next. Dan away's sick today. Hence why he's been quiet, if you've been wondering, where he's been. Not here.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Hopefully asleep, resting up. We have a friend of ours who works here at the edge who is dipping her toes into the world of feet picks. I could not be happier for her. Also, for her first ever sale. Foray. Oh, yeah? It was a good chunk of money, I thought. How much was it?
Starting point is 01:00:31 $125 for her first ever feet pack. Shut up. Why is she at work today? I'd never come back to work. I'd give myself three weeks, and if I could keep that up for three weeks, you'd never see me again. I'd be setting up a studio at home, get one of those, like, you know, those lights that Instagrammers use,
Starting point is 01:00:47 the circle lights. You wouldn't because show me her toes during the song. I did not show you my toes. If she started a girl group, it'd be the fungal five. You're just, I did not show him my face. She had hobbit hooves. I do have hobbit. Real swamp stompers.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Okay, that's enough. We don't act a body shame on the edge breakfast. Not everyone's an Adonis like you. I bet you've got gorgeous feet, Clint. Mine are, uh... I don't want to know about your feet. Yeah, no, that's a bit weird. But good on her.
Starting point is 01:01:17 I love this because feet finishes is something we kind of laugh about, right? It's a bit of a joke. But when you actually look online, because do you know there's like a, there's a, um, I think I had Celebrity Footfinder, and I'm on there. My feet are on there. Shut up. Like, people have gone onto my Instagram and, like, taken pictures of my feet. I'll get a foot.
Starting point is 01:01:35 I heard, and again, I'm just saying something that could have been told to me that's a lie, and now I'm telling you. Yeah, I love it. But there's something in the brain that, whatever, the thing that controls what you find attractive is very close to, like, something to do with feet. And for some people, it, like, crosses over, and that's where the foot fetish thing comes from. Interesting. There's something in the brain.
Starting point is 01:01:56 where there's a little bit of a crossover and that's why some of us go, ooh, gross feet and others go, damn. I think it's gross. I'm just showing Clint a little. See, any photo of mine that's got my feet in it and they've taken it off my social, this is me.
Starting point is 01:02:08 I wouldn't pay for your feet in Birx. Half of them are covered. That's like paying for a bikini photo. But that's the thing with the footpicks. A lot of people like them in specific shoes. Yeah, okay, because you got them in like fluffy slippers, but you've only just got the tops poking out, but then maybe it's eluding.
Starting point is 01:02:25 Exactly. One of my mates put on, this is years ago, he had sculled a beer out of his dirty skater shoe and put it on the internet. And someone contacted him and said, can I pay you 500 quid living in London? And you post me the shoe. And we were all like, he's going to do weird stuff with it.
Starting point is 01:02:42 And he's like, I don't care. I'm getting five, five. I see, put his shoe in the post and he got 500 pounds paid to him. That's wild. It's so cool. I like, there's so many ways in this world to make a bit of money.
Starting point is 01:02:55 out a side hustle and you hurt nobody. And unfortunately for us, our workmate here at the edge doesn't want to talk about her new business feature. She wants to stay anonymous. And I think if you're selling feet perks, obviously your face isn't in them. Like it is a very anonymous way of making money, so I kind of get it.
Starting point is 01:03:11 I can't describe to you how much I wish I could be a foot only fans creator. Like to me, it's the best of all worlds. You can just stay at home. You get money. It's anonymous. It's not the type of thing that if your boss finds out about, even if you're like a school teacher is going to fire you over.
Starting point is 01:03:29 Exactly. We're already getting some texts from people who are sharing some things that they buy slash sell on the internet. We would love to hear from you about side hustles. Or maybe you're on the other side of it. Maybe you're paying money on the internet. But just, and I'm not talking about, I'm not talking about, like, X-rated stuff.
Starting point is 01:03:47 Yeah. We're talking about, like, there's so many ways in 2025 to make a little side hustle. Maybe you're crocheting things. maybe you're making trolls for the garden that look like famous New Zealanders I don't know
Starting point is 01:04:00 We actually had a listener who crochet men's appendages Like just that Of all different shapes and sizes And she posted us all one She's seen like five or six of them I love what is it's a great side hustle So we do want to talk about your side hustles today
Starting point is 01:04:16 What are you selling on the side that's legal Yeah okay buying or selling Both like secretly What are you secretly buying and selling Because then it implies you're a little bit embarrassed about it or you're not going around telling everybody because of fear of judgment.
Starting point is 01:04:29 I'll be spending lots of money collecting some weird Pokemon cards or something and if anyone knew how much you'd actually spent on them you'd be embarrassed but it brings you joy. Yeah, okay, what are you secretly buying or selling that most people don't know about it? We can change your name, disguise your voice if it is something that you like to share
Starting point is 01:04:44 but you don't want people to see the way to know about. Or maybe it's completely innocuous like crocheting appendages, I don't know. Yeah. We'd love to know what are you secretly buying or selling that no one knows about after we found out our colleague of ours here at the Yitch sold their very first feet pick
Starting point is 01:05:00 earlier this week, $125. It's unbelievable. I'm just so happy for it. And we've been absolutely inundated with calls and text message from people with some cheeky side hustles. We do want to say first of all, a couple of people have said it's definitely
Starting point is 01:05:15 Yaz, isn't it selling feedpicks because it sounds very on brand for her? We can confirm it's not yes. Not yes. She's off living her best life in Nelson with her fame. Mm-hmm. Oh, well, you know, it's not out. It's not.
Starting point is 01:05:27 Someone's tick saying, I just bought a one-of-a-kind Michael Jordan collector's card. It cost me $12,000. Oh, my gosh. And I also have sold cards for up to $20,000 before. Wow, well, if you've got the capital to invest
Starting point is 01:05:43 and you're going to make $8,000, and that's pretty good. You're getting 40% of your money back. And you wouldn't be telling your partner about that. I don't think she'd be able to understand that this one. Well, not the first couple. No. Once you started making coins, she'd be like, yeah, get it, babe.
Starting point is 01:05:55 But the first time you'd say, hey, babe, just letting you know I've spent $12,000 on a cardboard piece of paper. But I swear it's going to pay off. I was selling heels on Marketplace, and I had five people ask me to send them photos of the shoes on my feet. Oh, that makes perfect sense. Foot fetishers would be trawling marketplace for people selling shoes. And if they want to make, say, $50 selling their shoes, but then they can make $150 for selling their shoes with their feet. Or maybe these people aren't paying.
Starting point is 01:06:24 They're like, no, it could lead to me buying the shoes, but I need to say it on your fan first. You know what I mean? It's a good way of getting free footpicks. Oh, don't get caught out like that, girls, on Facebook Marketplace. Don't be putting out for nothing. At least $20 a pick. Come, I have some respect.
Starting point is 01:06:39 All right, Kat. Good morning. We're talking people who are secretly buying and selling things. What is your daughter up to? Well, it's not so much a secret, but last night she, started on her earring-making venture. Nice. She's a hustler. Yeah, she is. And so she's sold four peers already.
Starting point is 01:07:00 And how much is this supplies versus like what kind of revenue are we talking here? You know, what's the markup? Quite a big markup. Get it, girl. I'd love it because they don't teach you that in school, cat, about, you know, they just kind of teach you, you go to university, you get a job, you work 40 hours a week and, you know, try to be as happy as you can. So look at her hustling and working out that you can buy.
Starting point is 01:07:21 stuff, sell it for twice as much, and some people will buy it for the convenience of buying something from New Zealand on Trade Mac. Yeah, I'm so proud of her. I'm like, you go, girl. That's capitalism, baby. You charged in general. Yeah, I'm so proud of my kid if you started making money, because he owes me at this point. Yeah, but the money they start out with is probably yours. So it's 100% profit for them, isn't it? Oh, exactly, yeah, and she even charges me. What a legend, I respect it. Mom, you're an investor at some point, it'll, it'll, it'll will pay off right now she's finding the collateral. What about
Starting point is 01:07:56 this one? They didn't want to come on, surprise, surprise. I saw a woman online selling her jarred farts and supposedly making millions and I guess like many things, you see and go, well they can make money, don't it? Well, this person's tried it.
Starting point is 01:08:11 Yeah, it says I tried it and now I have just about eight return customers making pretty decent coin. Well, look, I don't want to, I'm just going to reach into my breakfast bag here Clint, I'm going to go over here to show you what I've got for breakfast. Okay, it is a jar of baked beans, thankfully. So, I'm just saying, maybe there's some money to be made this morning.
Starting point is 01:08:35 I mean, you know what? You know what I probably would pay you for your, you know, gassy jar? No, because I, I wouldn't open it, but I'd find there'd be some Ash London fans, especially an Aussie. I'd on sell it. I'd on sell it and make it put it. You weirdo? Bide off you for 10 and sell online for 150. Well, you can fart on cue.
Starting point is 01:08:55 This to me sounds like the perfect. Ain't nobody paying 150 bucks. You'd be surprised. Even 10 bucks. You'd need 150 bucks. If you're popping out 10 farts in an hour and selling for $10, that's $60 passive income. Ash, if you can find the people to buy them,
Starting point is 01:09:10 I'll give you a 50% cut. Okay, is anyone out there willing to pay $10 for one of Clint Randall's farts? Text us through, 3343, or call if you really want people to know. I think we can find one person willing to part with $10 for one of your farts. We'll donate it to charity. Charity being me. Okay.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Jesus. Clint, Megan Dan. Dan always sick today and obviously Meg's on Matt leave. We caught up with her after she announced that she has had her second beautiful daughter, Miller. And it was a really interesting perspective, like pre-birth to post-birth. And I asked Meg this. You wondered how you were going to have enough love to give to another kid. And I wonder over the last two days how much that perspective of yours has changed.
Starting point is 01:10:01 Yeah, it has that. I still don't know if I like it. Always a joker. She joins us on the show this morning. Missy Meg. Morning. Oh, my gosh, Clint, it's crazy how much, like, I listen to it. I just laugh now
Starting point is 01:10:22 when I was talking to you about how I don't know if I'll like my second kid I'm obsessed with this baby it's so bizarre how the human body works and how the human brain
Starting point is 01:10:35 or how the mother's brain I don't know works it's just I love her dearly I can't stop looking at her Daisy who am I right I don't know a little bit I mean not obviously I love my big kid
Starting point is 01:10:47 I love it I don't it's just you never would have gotten me to even think like that, but it kind of is a point. So I just, it's really weird how the brain does what it needs to do to make you look after this tiny gremlin of a child. Those beautiful hormones, right? Yes, after like a bit of a rough, like, pregnancy and a very rough labour.
Starting point is 01:11:09 And I'm still like, wow, you're the best. It's really weird. No other human could put us through what those babies put us through. And we'd still, like, not even think twice before standing in front of it. a bus for them. You're so right. If anybody else did to me what that little baby did, I would be writing. I would be have forums on Reddit every day, ripping them to shreds about how much I
Starting point is 01:11:34 just liked them. Meets sitting there in front of the computer just smashing out. I have a burner account after burner accounts. How's Daisy going? How does it feel looking at two little girls together? Oh, it's just wild. And every time I say, like, oh, the kids or the girls. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:11:54 So cool. I love it. I love, like, girls. I've got two girls. I've got sisters. Me and Guy both don't have a sister, but we have friends that have got them. And I just think, I grew up watching some very special bonds, and I feel very lucky to have given each other. Hopefully, because I've also seen sisters throw pine coats at each other's heads during bigger arguments.
Starting point is 01:12:16 So I'm hoping I get, like, the sisters that love each other. And they get to like 25, that's all over. Yeah, we'll get through those teenage years. And then, yeah, I'm very, I'm just so over the moon. And Daisy's been great. Oh, wow. What a resilient little kid. It must be so hard to be the world, the entire, like, world of a couple of people.
Starting point is 01:12:38 How's the nappy situation going? The nappy or the nappy. Oh, my nappies? I don't know, I just threw it out there as a general question to see what you'd comment on. I love those zappies, Clint. I've bought 20 more of them. Me, you need to get out of them at some point. When do we need the interversion?
Starting point is 01:12:59 No, no, no, no. I don't even need them anymore and I love them. I'm not see. I could do, I could do anything in those mappies. I very much like them. Yeah, I mean, I do. I mean, if you're in the middle of your favorite movie, Lord of the Rings, I know it's a long film,
Starting point is 01:13:12 but you can pause and get up. Those things are amazing. No, I actually genuinely have bought 20 more of them. There's no judgment here. If we start seeing photos in a couple of months of of Guy like feeding you a bottle, then we know it's gone into some weird
Starting point is 01:13:28 fetish territory and we're going to have to have a show intervention. All right, well what movie are you going to watch midday today, just you and your husband and your little girl snuggled up on the couch? Actually guys, I'm still, I'm trying to finish Love Island, you're UK.
Starting point is 01:13:46 So I think wasn't there at the finale, it's been soon or it is happening soon so I'm trying to like stay off the internet because I don't know who's one that so I'm going to go through that and then I'm going to start Love Island USA so you know I've got lots lots to do today it's maternity leave well spent my love yeah enjoy every second ever that you can yeah we miss you so much everyone misses you so much but oh I I do genuinely miss every there's the hardest part of um of mat leave it's like the kind of the bit of loneliness and it and I'm only like two weeks and so just be prepared that I'm still going to be around.
Starting point is 01:14:23 As long as we don't get, as long as we don't get like, in radio we call it an air check where your boss is listening to the show and you just get some notes sent around. I mean, once you send an air check, we might be like, hey Meg, get your nappy back on. Get back in the house. Watch some love violence. Yeah, good, good, good.
Starting point is 01:14:43 Yeah, don't worry. I'll just be laxing around in my nappies with a margaritas. Oh, that sounds like, actually, a hell of a good time. Thanks, Meg. Love you, darling. Love you guys. Love you. I did that thing she does to call us.
Starting point is 01:14:58 Cut him off a halfway through there, goodbye. Clint, Meg and Dan. And I was in label while they were what. Never ceases to amaze us the stories that continue to come in, so we'll continue to keep doing it. I think my favourite is still he went to Burger King to get a burger and ended up getting arrested and went to jail for 11 months. Hard to beat that one.
Starting point is 01:15:16 I copped a lot of flack when we first started the Segmentash because I talked about how I got in trouble for having butter chicken and it's quite a cuisine with a lot of aroma. And Jamie obviously had to be like kneel by mouth. Yeah, my wife, God, I got about halfway through it and she was annoyed and I thought it was because I wasn't sharing, no. She just didn't, she just wasn't enjoying the smell, even though she loves butter chicken normally.
Starting point is 01:15:41 But sometimes the rules are different when you're giving birth. You can't need context before. I play this clip. He was on his phone playing, doing Woody Bass, playing some shit music, and then also messaging his girlfriend, because he was cheating with me. Oh, that took a turn. Oh, eating butter chicken doesn't seem so bad now, does it? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:05 And the more calls we took, the more the butter chicken did was like, a lot of women were like, I wish he was eating butter chicken and that was all he did. So you felt very redeemed by all. Yeah, but there's some guys that, I mean, if your partner is this, this chill, and you've signed it off with her first thing, yeah, by all means, bring the chili bin, full of beers and sandwiches, because some will bring a full-on picnic. I think it's when you surprise her with your birth plan,
Starting point is 01:16:28 and you haven't discussed it. But also be prepared for her to change her mind. Like before she's in lab, yeah, man, bring some beers in. When it's happening and she's in more pain than she ever thought she was going to humanly be, and she may decide that she no longer wants you to be drinking bees, in which case you go, okay, babe. My wife wanted a water birth in a second, so I have my to talk. So I have my to go to jump in and support her.
Starting point is 01:16:46 and then she didn't want to do the water burden. And I was like, oh, but I brought my dogs. And the water was so warm. That's rough for you. I'm sorry. Thank you for sharing them, being vulnerable this morning, darling. You're welcome. Let's get it.
Starting point is 01:16:58 I've seen sarcasm. Amy from Morinsville. Morning, babe. Hey, how are you doing? Good. I'm sorry you have a story for this. Yeah. I actually drove from Hamilton to Morrinsville.
Starting point is 01:17:11 I have to get my eyebrows done to get home to think, yeah, I'm probably in labour. to in a really short period of time, yes, this baby's coming and that I refused to get back in the car back to Hamilton and said, get the midwife here right now. So as I'm in the bathroom,
Starting point is 01:17:27 jumping around holding my vagina and gooch thinking, don't come out, don't come out. Please. But she mentioned both. Just like push it on it, like please, don't come out. And what was he doing while you were doing this? He was just walking around the house, collecting, deciding what towels were old.
Starting point is 01:17:45 so that he could lie them on the living room floor. Hey, boy, this rip-kill one, is this still good? Yeah, like, oh, is this nice? And I was just in the bathroom where he should have been. Until the point, I was like, oh, that's stinging now. And then I put my hand down there and bought, I can feel the baby's head starting to come out. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:18:04 And going, get in here now. Please get in here. And then I kind of laid down the ground and had to do this big push, and the baby was out. And he kind of didn't really get there in time to catch it. Oh my gosh. The timing of your kid too, by the way, perfect. I don't know if you guys rehearsed that.
Starting point is 01:18:21 But, you know, baby came out and then the kid made a noise great. So he missed it because he was too stressed trying to find you a towel, which is, I mean, understandably, it was very stressed in the moment. One job, bro, you're on towels. Yeah. I'm pushing a baby out. You just got to find a towel and he missed it. A great story, though, Amy.
Starting point is 01:18:41 Thank you. Yeah, I love that. Thanks, Amy. If you want to join her on the phones, give us a call. 0,800 the edge, I was in labour while they were what we've got a double pass to the movie Weapons
Starting point is 01:18:52 which is out in cinemas tomorrow actually brought to you by the same people that brought it and the conjuring. Terrifying. Yeah, a new age thriller. Just let us know. It'd be one of those things you've never forgotten, I'm sure. And you don't bring up, you know, every down then.
Starting point is 01:19:08 I got to serve you. Come on, push, push, you've got that. I was in Labor, while they were... Yeah, they were what? If you can finish that sentence for us. Jennifer, you've got a story. Morning. Good morning.
Starting point is 01:19:25 What was he doing? I've got a wonderful story. 13 years ago next week. My now ex-husband was in the middle of having his prized cow while I was driving myself to the hospital to have our daughter. Oh, my. She was a planned C-section, so it's not like he didn't know. He had to be there.
Starting point is 01:19:52 You say he's now your ex-husband. When you were driving to the hospital, is that when you started thinking, I think this man might one day be my ex? Or did it take him around now? No, no, he's probably around then. It was very, it was very tense in our family from that moment. But yeah, he said, I can't go. I've got to have this cow.
Starting point is 01:20:13 I mean, well, technically he was Helping with the delivery of a baby He just prioritized the cow Wrong baby Of the youth 100% It was like I think about it now
Starting point is 01:20:26 And I tell my daughter And she's like, oh mom, don't talk about it But yeah, he knew where he needed to be But I drove myself in And I checked myself into the hospital And I got ready for theater And even in her birth pictures He's wearing a baseball cap
Starting point is 01:20:41 Under his surgical cap Because he was that close to me missing it, that they just rushed him into the theater. One number, uh, cow tag was it? Do you remember? The 346. Oh, you know the cow! You remember the cow!
Starting point is 01:20:54 Oh, yeah, gosh, she does. It's something about cows. Every week we have women calling up saying that their husband was milking the cows or carving the kids. Something about, and, like, Kiwi dairy farmers. But in this instance, he is actually helping deliver a baby, but again, he's prioritized. Like, it's so...
Starting point is 01:21:13 Wack that he doesn't see that. Jennifer, that is a great young. Thank you. We're going to send you a double pass to a musty movie. Weapons in cinemas tomorrow. Enjoy that with whoever you like. Yeah. No, not your daughter. She's too young. Presbyary movie. Rebecca, I was in labour while they were.
Starting point is 01:21:29 Oh, hi. Can you hear me? Yep, we gotcha. Hi. Well, when I was doing birth, my husband was driving me away from the hospital while I was in labour on the back seat of a Toyota Highlander. Why was he driving you the wrong way, Rebecca? A good question. Well, the midwife said it wasn't going to have the baby any time soon,
Starting point is 01:21:50 but I ended up having it within an hour of leaving the hospital at home by myself with no paramedics. Oh, God. Oh, no. So they sent you home from the hospital because I were like, you're still a while off? Yeah, and I thought, oh, good. You know, I heard the indicator. Oh, God, he's driving me back to the hospital because we live in the country. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:09 No, we were pulling into our driveway half an hour away. away from the hospital. Wait, so did he deliver your baby? No, I delivered the baby. Where was he? Where was he? He just stood there and watched you do it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:23 Help me, Jesus. Help me, Lord Jesus. Oh, my God. Rebecca, we'll see you out of the double pass as well to the movies. We've got another cow text, Clint. I was in labour. He was in the tractor feeding, what's sillage? Silage.
Starting point is 01:22:36 Coutage, cow food. Yeah. To the cows both times. What is it with cow? And there's another guy here who delivered the baby that says, I had an accidental home birth where the hubby had to deliver the baby with no midwife. Post-birth, we went to the hospital
Starting point is 01:22:51 for the night to make sure everything was okay because he would because he's not a doctor. And he was like, man, I've got to go get a parrary and a pie. That was tiring work. The hospital is boring. And then he went on to tell everyone how much of a hero he was and he did it all on his own. Isn't that just classic?
Starting point is 01:23:09 He's like, jeez, I need a parrot and a pie. That was... He's telling people now that he's a midwife. Yeah. I'll have to live in a couple babies. Bridges Cole, how is the coffee table book coming along? I know we've got a lot of great stories. Are we getting any closer to that being available for purchase this year?
Starting point is 01:23:26 Yeah, yeah, that's coming along really nicely. I've actually run out of chat GPT credit and I'm having to draw the images myself now. You can't wait to see it. Get the boss to get your premium. Yeah, that's going to have to get a coming credit card for that. Oh my God, we keep doing it Because the stories keep coming through
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