The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Bye Meg plus the big jump

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

Lol.....when AI writes a poddy discription Welcome to the Clint, Meg, and Dan Morning podcast! In this jam-packed episode, Meg has her last show before heading off on maternity leave. Witness the epic remote control car stunt where Dan tries to jump over 10 people, including his wife! Plus, discover all the hilarious and heartfelt moments shared by the team, including Meg's handover notes for Ash London, predictions for the future, and much more. Don't miss the epic conclusion as Meg shares her thoughts and farewells before her big day. 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast00:46 Clint's Upgrade Controversy01:28 Meg's Last Show Before Maternity Leave02:15 Meg's Predictions for the Future02:43 Throwback Song Selections03:22 Dan's Remote Control Car Stunt13:15 Weird vs. Weird: Fun Facts Challenge18:09 Celebrity Gossip and Lorde's New Album22:17 Meg's Predictions and Farewell27:09 Unique Names: Listener Contributions35:52 Modeling Mishaps and Photo Shoot Plans36:13 Is 'Eat My Ass' Offensive?37:19 Upcoming Stunt Teaser37:46 New Zealand Trends: Ozempic and Marriage Names40:50 Cash Giveaway and Game Time42:40 The Big Stunt: Remote Control Car Jump53:34 Meg's Maternity Leave and Handover Notes01:00:15 ADHD Diagnosis and Medication Updates01:05:39 Final Moments Before Maternity Leave

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then thrown your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megyn Dan podcast. And here we see her in her natural habitat. A real life Meg, rolling round in mud. Look at her. Oh, she's about to do her mating call.

Whoa! Yeah! Oh, boy! Oh, God! Settle down, Meg. It's time for the show, Kinky. This is Clint, Meg, and Dan. -♪ Morning. We're Clint, Meg, and Dan.

You got Cal from the Inch Nights jumping in instead of Clint and he's off a Provenge ban now right? Yeah I think so, have you been looking up anything on social media? No but I have seen that Clint got an upgrade to premium economy and left his family down in economy. It's shocking Ray, it's shocking. I thought the only way that was acceptable was if he did it and as as a surprise he'd Jamie his wife Yeah, I've got actually got you to premium go and enjoy have 11 hours away from the kids I can't imagine doing that to my family Yeah, like maybe if it was both just me and Hannah going and then you know, I got an upgrade I'd go up

I know that would leaving your partner with the kids is rough What's it like doing half and half half or can you not do that? I don't think you can. You can't like go up to premium economy. But just swap. From economy and swap around. Anyway, today's MIG's last show! It is my last show before I'm off to have another child. I'm really excited.

Thank you for decorating the office and the studio and stuff. You're welcome. We came in really early this morning to do all of that. Um, thank you for decorating the office and the studio and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're welcome. We came in really early this morning to do all of that. It also means it's our last chance for her to go on to Labour live on air. It is true. So hopefully I've got everything crossed that it happens. I've got Carl with a mic ready just in case.

The tarp's up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's not actually decoration. That's just in case your waters break. Oh, right. Oh. Yeah, no, I'm really excited. It's going to be a fun show actually, I think. Yeah. It's full on. Yeah, that's not actually decoration. That's just in case your waters break. Yeah, no, I'm really excited. It's gonna be a fun show actually, I think. Yeah.

It's full on. Yeah, so... We'll find out what happened with your damn deer. Yes, I'd jump ten people hopefully in a remote control car that's happening after eight o'clock. Meg's got some predictions. Yeah, yeah, actually because I'm going away for four and a half months. I am going to predict things that are happening not only, you know, within my my show but like in the celebrity world of what I think is gonna come up yeah so yeah yeah hopefully there's some some good stuff that she's predicting

and not just negative stuff right I feel like every prediction is always negative though whenever you hear predictions or that this is gonna happen that's gonna be a tsunami yeah any tsunamis on your prediction? No tsunamis Any tsunamis on your prediction list? No tsunamis, no tsunamis. Thank goodness. Next, 06 Sam Throwback. Yes! Oh, can I choose? You can choose today. Yeah, come on, give me the choice.

Well, that's not fair. Oh yeah, okay, which we do. Any theme at all? With baby in the names. Baby themes. Alright, role model over here. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my god.

Meg's last day today, so you get to have a little pic today, don't you? Yeah, I've been going through my favourite throwback songs and there's quite a few that we don't have, so that's two throwback I think. Things like Butterfly, Crazy Town. Oh god, you're going way back. Story of a Girl, absolutely. Well, Nine Days, I think it's something, Nine Days. And Jimmy, World in the middle, I think too old.

Before we get into the throwback though, Meg, how are you feeling? Because I feel like this has sort of crept up on us, hasn't it? It has. This day, we've been talking about it for a while, and it's a bit sad that I'll make Clintus and Harry's over in Japan.

Yeah. But Cal, you're here, you're Meg's bestie. Hello. Thanks for coming. At the Edge, so it's good to have you here. It's good to be here, actually, yeah. It must be surreal. It's really surreal.

I was actually just talking to producer Carl out there before I came in. And Guy, my husband, had a little like cry last night, had a little moment because he came in, I was washing my face, getting ready for bed and he goes, I've just realised tomorrow morning is my last morning just me and Daisy. And it's been him and Daisy since she was four months old She's nearly four and every single morning they've done breakfast together from her being a baby Like just on milk to like, you know having pancakes and stuff now and then it's gonna be me home until the baby's home So like he's just realized tomorrow is his last end of an era. We kind of like he's like now you're home

Now you're home I think he was just like realizing like that. How fast time's going is what you mean. Oh my god, we're here, we never really had time to process this. And even though it's been like eight months of knowing we're pregnant, for about four and a half of those, we were told that we're basically going to lose this baby.

So we didn't get attached to it, because we were waiting for it to kind of come to its end and it's just stayed. So now we're here, we feel like we've had half the time to mentally prepare. It's very bizarre, it's really exciting and very overwhelming. I know I should be ready and all of a sudden now it's happening, I'm not. You're ready, you're ready. I don't know about that then. You are, I know you are. My song choice is this morning I was wanting to do Hey Baby DJ Otis but do we have it? We have it. Shut up do we? We have it, just for you Meg. This was my song when I was like 10, this is a proper throwback I remember I used to listen to this with my friends when we went camping at Mahia and this was just before I believe one of my friends donkey kicked me in the belly. Oh yes what a memory. To show off to some boys. Where was it? Mahia? Who's that? Mahia, somewhere up north I think.

Who donkey kicks their mate to show off to guys? I don't have friends anymore to be fair. What a weird thing to do. I thought it was weird at the time too Dan. She told me they'd come here and I was like yeah what's? And then she turned around and gave me a kick in the stomach Did you react? She turned around and go yeah, what's up? No, haha, yeah, she was like well that's fair enough then because I'm kicking you because of that I'm confused with an actual... did I miss how a donkey kicked you? You know like well she turned around so she called me over she turned around Not an actual donkey

And then like you, like kicked me backwards. Oh! I was like, you keep talking about her as if she's a person, but... She is a person. Yeah, okay, I thought it was a donkey, but she donkey kicked you. Donkey kicked you. This donkey kicked you to a press. Weird memories. What about this one?

Just listen, Callum played the song with you. But it is joyful, and I thought it kind of makes sense because, you know, hey baby. Mmm, yeah. It's a little bit old, I might get in trouble, but what are they going to do now? Yeah, fire you. Send me home. Don't please don't fire me. Oh my god, no, I need the money.

I need the money so bad. I'm just waiting for the word that it's... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we might have to... I just had to get a new version of it. I'm just about to drag it in, guys. Come on, are we going to be excited? Is it just me that likes this song? I love this song, I'm so excited about it.

To be honest, I don't know it. Yes you do! Everybody knows this song. It's like the football song. I just dragged it into the log, all for you Meg. Yay! Enjoy. By the way, I was just,

I was just pushing it out, talking about the donkey thing, by the way. It's been a very long time since we played this on the edge of fever. Wow, I'm so excited. What's up? Clint Megadan. Let's go! Very long time since we played this on the Edge of Heaven. Wow, I'm so excited. Clint, Megan Dan. Let's go! You'll be my girl

Ah, what a tune! DJ Oatsey? You were saying Otis. I don't know. Megan Dan, Clint's Away, you got Kel from the Edge, Knight's Jumping Up. I don't know the last time that would have ever been played on the Edge of Heaven. That was such a bop. I thoroughly enjoyed that. That song was like a... it was the edge of heaven. That was such a bop. I remember that. I thoroughly enjoyed that. That song was like a, it was the song of a car ad.

Was it? Yeah, I remember it was like a Toyota ECO or something. Yes, it was. The Toyota ECO was driving around. Yes, really? Yeah, I remember that. It feels like a soccer song, a football song that people would sing at the stadium. So anyway, that was, what a jam.

What a jam. Meg's Last Day today, Cal. Yeah, that's right. I've given Meg a little gift. Yes. Yesterday on our OnlyFans podcast, which you can listen to, it sits alongside our normal show podcast.

It's like what, it's sort of a little bit more racy, isn't it? You can do a little bit more. Very racy. Crazy stuff. Oh, sorry about that, yeah. And Meg, I issued you a little bit of a challenge for your last day

Yeah, I said on your stays on your fans podcast you you have free rein to do anything you want with me I'm your puppet for the day. I will do anything you want. Yeah Now you've had 24 hours I have and you know, that's a lot of pressure for somebody that was so it's very hard to think of something in 24 hours For Dan Webby to not want to do or like for you know something that he's not gonna be like well That's lame. I've given you 24 hours. Yeah, cuz you wanted to be like oh But I am I don't think I'm ever gonna get that out of Dan so I had to give up and think what makes me happy What makes me happy it doesn't matter if he likes doing it or not

can I ask if it was my idea about the remote control? It's not putting in remote control buttplug Dan so you'll be happier and the thing is I can't poo poo the idea sorry to use that when talking about a buttplug but I mean I can't I'm not I don't I'm not gonna go Meg, that's a shit idea. I'm just gonna go, cool. Even if I hate it. Okay, I've got, it's like a two-parter. It's a two-parter. Okay.

You were given five minutes though, there was only like a five minute window. One part reminds me of something that we did together. Actually you did to me earlier in this year, maybe I think it was last year actually, Cal. And Dad did something to me and I thought, you know what, I didn't get to fully enjoy that at the time. earlier in this year maybe like it was last year actually Cal and dad did something to me and I thought you know what I didn't get to fully enjoy that at the time so I brought my vivid back.

Oh vivid. I just thought we could do a little like Stanley Tucci look-alike again. Dan you got some vivid on your face last time so when you when you pranked me remember yeah so free reign of me with vivid on your face today, hopefully you put nothing else on. And then on the actual podcast, that's not really audio, Griffin, is it? And I knew you'd be like Meg, it's very visual, but it's visual for me. Audio-wise, do you remember the first time you made me wet myself laughing? Yeah, I think I do believe it was when we were going to a thing where we had to dress up.

Yes, now I did think about that he had to dress up as Katy Perry and that was the first time I thought, oh my god, this is the funniest man I've ever met in my life. Someone ordered, and it was out of, I did not order it, someone ordered a Katy Perry costume for me to wear. It was very revealing, it was very little. Very little, very skanky. I put it on and I got really angry. I was like, I'm not wearing this. So I couldn't find the outfit, but I did think about it Dan.

Do you remember, I guess the second time that you made me wet myself laughing? We were away together. Down south, I believe. Oh yeah. And I acted out Mike Hosking and Michael Caine making love. I want season two. Oh wow! Now the problem with that is that was off air. I know.

And because I can do an impression of Mike Hosking and Michael Caine from the Batman movies. Yeah. Okay. And I proceeded to act that out physically if they were in a relationship. Now, I've never done it publicly. That was in a hotel room with me, can I? We had a couple of drinks. Can I remember this trip? Because I was on this trip, I was running Tecona, and I just, I think I actually weed

myself as well. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life, so I think I actually weed myself as well. It was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. One of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. So I think... I don't know if I could recapture the magic of that night. I do want a podcast with Michael and Mike. So that's what we'll be doing this afternoon on the OnlyFans. Okay. And at that point, have I got vivid all over my face as well?

Brilliant. Yeah. Okay. We'll look forward to that. That'll be on the Only Fans later on today. Yeah exactly. Wow. The Only Fans podcast. You can text what podcast to 3343 if you want to listen to that. Oh good fun. Thank you for that Dan. No worries at all. No worries at all. And we have got to text and say I've seen Clint's wife's Instagram story of him taking an upgrade and leaving the family in cattle class. Maybe we need to talk about this. Yeah. Yeah we we found out the same time you did. He did do this.

Unbelievable. It's so Clint. I know. Oh my god. I'm not even surprised by it you know. I'm just like oh yeah. this yeah yeah we we found out the same time you did he did do this unbelievable so Clint I'm not even surprised by it you know yeah we'll talk about that later on this morning but it's more or less Meg yes I know it should maybe I should make it special I wonder I've got like very standard ones like Spotify listens and stuff so I'm wondering if I should try and switch it up as quickly as I can and make it more exciting. Okay we've got about three minutes. So see how you go.

You're on the edge. On the Edge Breaky with Clint, Meg and Dan, we love giving Dan a dare. Who dares dare? Oh my god. It's one small step for man. And next, he'll attempt his craziest dare yet. Dan will jump a car. A remote control car.

Over 10 people, including his wife. I wouldn't want to be number 10 in the lineup, but I've also been told number one isn't great because if Dan misses the ramp completely, he goes at full pace straight into the side of your face, Hannah. Do you know how Dan actually considered that? Will this be the end of his marriage?

End his radio career? Three, two, one. One, two, 1! See and hear Dan attempt the jump at 8 this morning on the Edge Breaky with Clint, Megan, Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky Boots. So what's the theme today? The theme is weird versus weird. Oh, okay.

Okay, it's just, I guess guess general knowledge in a way of weird things so your first one is the number of M&Ms that are standard 250 gram bag That more or less the number of ridges on the edge of a standard New Zealand coin two dollar coin Bloody hell this is niche. This is niche. So the ridges are on the edge of a coin They're quite I'm just imagining a coin now There's heaps of them. What what number coin? $2 coin. It's gotta be the coin. Yeah, there's more. More ridges.

250 grand bag. Yeah. Yeah. How is that? Is it like a big bag? Yeah, it's the big bag. Oh Yeah, no, but they're M&Ms. I'm thinking like, no, I still think there'd be more ridges. Incorrect. Oh really? Yeah. There must be a change. Only 133 ridges on the coin apparently. Wow. Yeah, and a lot more M&Ms in a bag. Okay. How did you find this?

Like... Like, what made you think to look up the ridges on the coin? Oh my god, hell, don't ask me too many questions because then you'll realise I actually have not been creative at all and AI is my friend. So, the number of dimples on a golf ball. Okay. Or the number of bones in a shark's body.

Now I think the dimples on a golf ball, it's like very similar to golf ball to golf ball. You can't get like more dimples. So I think- Oh, that's a fun fact, Dan. I think you would go bones in a shark's body, there's more. Right, okay, that isn't great because bones don't have Zero bones you're kidding. No shank is good to zero bone. Yeah, really no bone in the shark

They're just waves of cartilage don't know yeah, it's just catalyzed Well, yeah, what about the jaw that I see at Kelly Tauten's that I stand in the middle of all the time That's a good question. That's teeth. Yeah, well teeth aren't bones. But the bone that's, like the jaw bone and then the teeth that are in it. How is there a bone? That's only just one bone I guess. That's one bone. Don't ask me too many questions. Don't ask too many questions.

So you learn something every day. I did not know that sharks didn't have bones. Okay. Do you think it's a bone? Nothing. Do you want me to read it? That a number of official dog breeds are recognised by the AKC or the number of flames in a standard box of Jelly Belly Jelly Beans.

More dog breeds or more Jelly Bean flavours? Dog breeds. I'm going to go Jelly Bean flavours because it sounds ridiculous that that would be the answer. You know what, Cal's winning this one. Oh my god, that sucks. I was good at the water abouts yesterday. Yeah, but that's just so this weird shit is Cal's, is right at Cal's place.

Let's go! Okay. Wow. What are we up to, is that three? Yeah. Okay, number four. The number of leagues a lobster has or the number of moons around Saturn, more or less?

Saturn has seven moons. Does it? I think. Okay, and then- No, maybe I'm wrong. I think I saw, what was it it a crayfish or lobster lobster? I saw a lobster because I went to an aquarium in Australia just a few days ago And there was one big lobster in the aquarium and I think it had six legs with the size of the lobster and more legs No, I think they're all the same. But do you count the pincers at the front as a league? Oh, that's a good question

That's a good question. Okay. I need legs, I need legs boys. Okay I'm going with the moons because I think there's seven or eight moons on the table. Okay well I think there's eight legs on a lobster. Maybe there's 12 moons. So let's go the moons. There's more moons? Yeah. Well you're correct but there's 274 moons. Well what's classified as a moon? A moon, a moon is a moon. And a lobster has 10 legs. 10 legs? So there you go.

10 legs. Maybe the pincers are included. And let's do the number of Google searches made every second versus the number of breaths an average human takes per hour. Oh, it's gotta be Google. Like, drastically. Oh, do you mean every human combined? No. Okay, yeah. It's gotta be Google like drastically oh do you mean every human combined no okay yeah it's gotta be Google mmm there'd be millions of search every second every second yeah let's do that let's so yeah there we go that's incredible a yeah

well done every single second and I think it's ninety nine thousand hundred thousand searches per second but that seems low to me so it must be every second I guess well a lot of people, especially like Gen Z, are going to chat GPT rather than Google now. How does Google not crash? Yet when we have, like, when we do a big thing on our website, on the Rover app, and there's like 10,000 people calling to something and that crashes, yet Google's getting millions every day. It never crashes, does it Keir Pop?

Good old Google. They must have better servers than the Edge. Anyway. Do you have another one or is that about it? No that was that, that was number 5. I was really enjoying that. Well you were good at that one Keir. Thank you, I think that's why I enjoyed it. Coming up next, we're going to look into what's happening after 8 o'clock this morning.

The biggest world first jump in a car by a radio announcer ever. I'm jumping 10 people in a car. That car may be a remote control, but that doesn't matter. It's happening after eight o'clock. We're gonna fill you in next. Clint, Megan, Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan scandal. Lorde's album's out, it's called Virgin.

I haven't been able to listen to the full thing, but Kel, you have so far. Yes, woke up very early this morning to listen to the entire thing. I love it. I'm just a bit of like a Lorde stan though. I am too, and did you love melodrama? Her last album, well not last one, but you know, the best thing. I love it. I'm just a bit of like a Lord Stan though. I am too. Did you love melodrama her last album? Well not last one but you know the best one. Melodrama, yeah. Loved melodrama. That's probably one of my top five of all-time albums.

And I think this album, Virgin, I think it really pulls from those elements of Pure Heroin and melodrama. Okay. It's a mix. Yeah it's kind of like, it's just that vibe that we were used to because the last album that she dropped was Solar Power. Solar Power was a different kind of Lord, but it looks like she's back to her roots. She's very talented, isn't she? She's so like, everything she puts out, I feel like, especially in this album, is quite unique. Like she's gone a completely different route to what anyone else is doing at the moment. Yeah, completely agree. I've listened to a couple of the songs from the album. I can't wait to listen to the whole thing. I'm not sure about the latest single that she's released called shapeshifter not really my thing but here she is talking about the first description of

the album of how she sees it. This album the whole time I keep saying bigger toe box bigger toe box you know when you buy a pair of shoes and your toes right there yeah well I'm right at the end already it's not too far to go I was like make it real big cuz cause you're gonna grow. And honestly, like a lot of the time making this, I felt quite fragile. What do you think Dan? Now here's the thing, I love Lorde,

I do think she's very talented, but I just hate it when musicians talk about like, shit like that analogies, and I'm just like, just say you had some growth. Why talk about a toe box shoe analogy? I think I had to go like, it's how they write the lyrics, you know, like it's, it's more than just like saying words. It's, it's, it's, you know, like, I don't even really.

I mean, maybe we're just too dumb, Dan. I still don't really even get it. So she needed the biggest size shoes because she was Making I still what is she saying that she wanted room to grow in this album So she got a bigger shoe like she's wearing clown shoes So she's wearing clown shoes around us that would have means go this is how she goes on to describe it But the music is very robust in a lot of ways. There's real heft to it, you know Yeah, it's not a sort of fucking around like ways. There's real heft to it, you know? Yeah, it's not fucking around like that.

It's marching music. Um, and that was in part because I, you know, I knew in making it that big, I would be forced to acknowledge that I have power to step up, you know? I see that one to me. Apologies about the F-bomb. Everybody knows how I feel about saying no, though. I me I think I mean if you've if you've been

listening to the show for the past time the probably ever you know that I'm not the hugest Zane Lowe fan and it is it's going to sound I don't like even saying that I don't like somebody because I don't know the man like he's probably a really great person just him saying like it's marching music and I'm like what does that mean? I probably am just too dumb for him if I mean really honest. I think the thing about it is with Zane Lowe is all the celebrities seem to love him. All the people that he interviews. I think it's because he plays into like he makes out that everything is the best thing they've ever done. But the problem with it is I

think they're doing an interview for themselves and not interviewing and using language that just normal people that's a really good way to put it so you're listening to it and they're in this own word this whole sort of their own world of being a pop star you know and so they're talking in their own language and we're kind of like us normies is kind of going what are you talking about relatable because you don't know yeah what the hell they going on about. Yeah. So anyway. And how did she make the album for a final year, Final Four?

But I just sort of like worked away, kind of in secret. Me and Jimmy. And that's when we... And I just tried to build a world that... I forget. Felt like wanting one to live in. Let the girl finish, would you? Sorry.

Honestly. Yeah, have a listen to the album. Let me know your thoughts if you do listen through it this morning. I worry it feels like she's trying to do another melodrama but it isn't quite there but I'm really excited to listen and hopefully be impressed. I think from what I've heard so far it's a great album. I enjoy it, everything's a bop in it. Clint, Meg and Dan. Time for some, have you got you got a bit of like a third? Like a bit of a sixth sense? There's like one thing I've ever predicted right

and it was, I've forgotten. What did I do? I did predict something very well and I was very impressed with myself and since then, no, I am not, oh, Megan Fox's baby. Yeah, that's brilliant. I think you do have some sort of gift. We've tested it before on the show and I think, you know someone has a gift, but they just haven't harnessed it

I think that's you. Yeah, you've got it there. You've got the raw talent You just need to kind of so I've got some predictions coming up for the next four and a half months Well, I'm not gonna be here and I want us to get them down and out now in case they do come true And I've also got some predictions for the show and the boys really so first off we'll get into celebrity ones I think there's gonna be a Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet pregnancy rumor but I don't think she's gonna be pregnant oh yeah it's gonna be a story and we're gonna talk about it over the next four months four months okay okay I said before Emo music's gonna be making a big comeback

so with things like Good Charlotte Panic! at Disco I think will release a song Machine Gun Kelly will release his music and get on the edge again probably. Okay. Megan Markle is going to expand to relishes as well as jams. Oh of course she's already expanded to relishes. She hasn't done relishes yet. Couldn't she expand to shutting up? Oh damn.

Oh Dan hates on that. Dan I actually sent an alarm to try and get her new release of jams for you because I'm desperate for you to try She's gonna be going into relishes because I guess there's a season change and there's gonna be some sort of relish Then she had to come out. I didn't understand. What do you mean? She makes jams. She's by I don't follow That she makes jams. Yeah, she didn't buy jams. I don't follow that. She makes jams. You can buy jams. God, she's really good on it. Next one. I think there's going to be a chat GBT scandal with politics,

whether it's like American politics or even New Zealand, where they'll release a statement and it'll be found out that AI wrote it instead of like an official person. Like a speech or something. Sounds like something Donald would do. Yeah, there'll be something that it will be proven that chat GBT wrote it instead of like an official person. Like a speech or something. Sounds like something Donald would do. Yeah, it's something that it will be proven that Chad GBT wrote it, although leave the little dashes in that you know they're very big giveaways. Kelsey Grammer, who was he? Frazier? He's gonna be in an accident. What a niche one. He's just had another child or he's just announced his wife's pregnant.

Kelsey Graham. Oh really, speaking of pregnant, Nick Cannon's having another kid. I think he's going to be up to number 13. Nick Cannon, man, has he had 13 kids? Yeah. He's up to 12. So these are my easy predictions for the boys. Okay, so we've noted all those down, Carl, just in case Nick Cannon has another baby,

Kelsey Graham, accident, all those ones, okay. Dan is going to commit to a new workout regime where he attends on getting shred of summer and getting abs. It won't happen but he will talk about it. I think it is every year doesn't he? I think I've given up on ever having abs. You'll forget that and at one point you're going to go for some gutters. I believe that Clinton Dan are going to co-run another song. It will be country themed yet again. Oh that's an easy prediction. We're doing that weekly, are we?

Dan is going to start a new collection. I think it's going to be trading cards or comic books this time. Oh please tell me it's comic books. I do. Oh god, okay if that happens Cal, it makes a way kill me. I'm not that nerdy. Have I started collecting trading cards? Shit, something's gone wrong.

My ADHD's really flared up. But I know that you can't get your meds at the moment, so I'm leaning into that. I'm one day more away from nowhere and I'm getting trading cards. I think Clint is gonna get a tattoo, a surprise tattoo, while in Japan, or when he gets back from Japan,

he'll get a Japanese-inspired tattoo. Oh, like in Japan or when he gets back from Japan he'll get a Japanese inspired tattoo. Oh, like cherry blossoms or something. Absolutely! That's gonna happen. That's definitely happening. I reckon he'll come back with a little tattoo from Japan. That's gonna be a yin and yang one. And also to do with Clint, I think he's gonna have three hair changes.

I've chosen three. It's going to be trying to grow it out and then changing his mind. Then he'll dye it a different colour, again possibly by Japan, and then he'll shave it off again. I think three and four months is... You shouldn't really load there. I think it'd be like three in a week. You're really good. So those are my predictions while I'm away.

Over the four and a half months. Can I make one prediction? Yes. I think that Meg, you're going to have the most amazing birth. I think you're going to have the most amazing birth. I think you're going to have the most amazing time off with your husband Guy and your new baby and your current daughter as well. I think it's going to be an amazing time

and we're going to miss the hell out of you and we can't wait for you to come back in four months' time. Just a prediction though. Just a prediction. It's probably not going to happen either. It's going to be quite painful actually and you're going to hate every second of it. But I'm really hoping for it just to slip out. I'll take that.

Thanks Dan, thanks for that. We've got one of your favourite games coming up next actually, Unique Names. Yeah, Unique Names. Now this is where you need to get involved. 33430800TheEdge. If you've ever met someone that's got a completely weird name.

And I'm talking name combos, first and last name. For example, Phil McCracken. That's a fake one, Cal, by the way. That's not, we've had numerous people text through saying that they've known a Phil McCracken. What about Mike? No. Oh, the Hunt family.

Yeah. No, I don't think that one exists. Clint. Megan Dan. That's my favourite segment on the show. And Meg, you'll say that I get trolled every time we do it. You do get trolled every time we do it. You fall right in, hook, light and sinker to people.

Like, just eagering you on to say these terrible fake names. People, our listeners would never troll me. They, I trust them and they're good people. And they would never troll. This is, here's some highlights of some, some of the names we've had in the past there's so many coming through I don't even know where to start Eden Dickel!

My favorite so far still is Lizanya first name Liz last name Anya Holden Acock No, Dan! Nora Titsoff? James you're gonna get blocked from the text machine if you send it. But on its own dick is a name, you know, you don't really bat an eye on a dick. What happens if your last name is Swallows? No, Daniel!

Dan! Now if your last name's Oxlong. Well Dan, no, nobody's called Mike. That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. That's a real man. It's like Moe's Tamino to me. He lives in Whangarei.

That's just some highlights of some of our faves over the years. More coming through, it always ceases to amaze me how just more come out of the woodwork. I like, I used to work with a guy called Michael Michael. That's cute, but it's not that funny. No, but I find that funny, Michael Michael. It is weird. It is weird, why would you do that? Yeah, what about precious cocks?

Now this one I've never heard of before, and this is a guy, apparently lives in Whangarei. Another Whangarei, right. There's a lot of them up there. They've all got a lot apparently lives in Whangarei. Another Whangarei. There's a lot of them up there. Buster Full of Love. What? Buster? Is that his first name?

Full of Love is not a last name. Full of Love. No it's not. It is. It's not a last name, Daniel. We're moving down to Invercargill next. This person's sex through saying that there's a guy that works at the Lotto shop down there I don't know where, which Lotto shop. Jackson Mihoff

Jackson Mihoff Now this one I love and it's and it's just cute Someone's like first name's Denim, last name Jean, Denim Jean. Now that's weird in itself Yeah because Denim's a kind of weird name. If you're a parent you're really just taking the piss there, it's alright. Yeah, but it's kind of cute, Denim Jean. Now that's weird in itself. Yeah because Denim's a kind of weird name. If you're a parent you're really just taking the piss there. Yeah but it's kind of cute, Denim Jean. But then their middle name's blue. Oh so they did it on purpose. Denim Blue Jean.

They really leaned in. Okay let's go to Mike on OE 100 The Edge. Morning Mike. Morning how are you? Yeah good Mike. What's the weird name? I had a teacher called Jay Longbottom. Oh yes, we've heard this one before. I think she's famous. She's famous for having... She named her son Richard.

No, she didn't. Jay Longbottom. Now you swear... Mike, swear on your life she named her son Richard. Swear on my life. He was one of my brother's best friends. Wow. Richard Longbottom.

Wow, that is interesting. It's not as weird as Sandy Hyman. Well, Zach Longbottom's pretty good. Thank you, thank you so much Mike. Wow, Shelly Fisher. Shelly is on the phone as well. Morning Shelly. Hi Shelly. on the phone as well. Morning Shelly. Hi Shelly. Hi darling. Hi.

Is it your name that we're looking into? It's my whole family's name. I've been since married but my maiden name, her name was Fisher. And I have a brother called Marlon and another brother called Dory and Marina. Marina, Marina, Marlon and Dory in your shelly. Yeah. Oh there was a real nautical scene there. Oh my god, it's kind of cute in a way. It is gorgeous. And to top it off, my dad had a first marriage and he named his daughter Deep.

Deepfisher. And her middle name, I can't quite remember because I didn't know her grown up, but her middle name either began with the letter C or was just spelt S-E-A. So Deepsea Fisher. My goodness, mate. Incredible, he was like, this is my time to shine.

It's really creative with kids names. I think about my kids names way too much. I'm still trying to think about what to name if we have a daughter and I'm you know What maybe I just need to get creative like that. Yeah. Yeah, so you've got you've got a lot of little ideas for your next child Meg Yeah, yeah lots of little, you know I love that I can go into like that was a very nautical theme and we'll end on this one Okay, this is maybe one you could you could use Meg Can I do it? Hell yeah.

What is that? First name Gabe. G-A-B-E. Gabe. Yeah, that's the name. Last name Itch. What is that? Gay Bitch. Oh, for God's sake. Meg, you can't say that, Meg. Meg!

You can't say that on the radio. They live in the Y ghetto! Gabe-age! Right, the end of Google history. Come on, have a nice... Stop it! Don't laugh! It's her name! It's her name!

Both of you, wind it up. Oh no, Gabe's a boy. It's a guy! His name's Gabe-age. You're on the edge. Clint, Megan, Dan. What's in Dan's Google history? Isn't sexy, is it weird? Well it's all a great big mystery. But there's something new in here.

I'm gonna miss this so much. I go through Dan's Google history to see what he's been searching up. Some nice things this week actually, Kel. You get those out of the way. Nice to know that just last night, Dan, it's been my last day, we've had this date locked in the calendar for many months now, many months

that I've been leaving on the 27th of June. And last night, Dan Googled how to get an interview with Taylor Swift, last minute. And then how to get an interview with Ricky Gervais once you realize that was gonna be too hard. Then how to get an interview with Taylor Swift last minute. And then how to get an interview with Ricky Gervais once you realize that was going to be too hard. Then how to get an interview with Sir Ian McKellen who's Gandalf, that would be amazing. And then how to get an interview with Stanley Tucci last minute. So no luck from those in the last few hours Dan. Nah, when I Googled it was like all of them were basically,

it's very difficult to get an interview last minute with a big celebrity. Yeah, yeah, so I know luck on those. Yeah, well, I sort of thought that Clip was organising it and now he's gone off. And now he's gone. I don't think he's organised anything. Yeah, so nothing. With me. So yeah, no.

So nothing. Okay. I didn't organise anything either, just by the way. Carl? Producer Carl? You haven't organised anything with him? No, nothing. He's got nothing.

Okay. Okay. Dan also googled how to change a cat's bowel movements. Went through a few of those searches, Cal, but then ended with stop cat shitting at three. Yes, I did. So it could be my darling little boy cat. He's, for some reason,

because he's an indoor cat at night, he sleeps in at night, but for some reason he started going, wanting to go to the bathroom at 3 a.m., scratching at the door or something we're trying to like change his changes do you know I have like a door like a door flap thing that he's going to be Hannah doesn't believe in them Cal I've tried to persuade her my wife to believe because she thinks that people can reach their arms and like

mr. who's that guy that's a fantastic fantastic around and reach the thing it wouldn't happen but anyway she believes it can what now I'm gonna ask you what you Googled, cause you would have gotten the answer for this. What is a cut minge? Oh wow. This happened the other day on the show when you weren't here, someone called up and said, I've got hair like one.

Oh, like a badly cut minge. Yeah, they were like, Dan's got hair like a badly that. And I didn't sort of know what they meant, and I Googled it and I absolutely regret it. And I'm mortified to think that my hair looks like that. I'll tell you what Dan, if my hair looked like your full head of hair, I'd be quite proud of that. Yeah, I think he was just jealous. I think the guy that said it might have been bald. You do have an incredible hairline.

Incredible head of hair, that man. Someone's told me it's proceeding. It's like the opposite of what it's going for. It's going down. In like five years I'll be like that guy from the Addams family. You've been Googling underwear modeling tips and quick last minute pumps. Cause I'm doing a jockey shoot. When are you doing that shoot?

Within the next week. Really? I'm a little weird like undies. They've sent them to me and they're like we're waiting on the shoot now. And I've wanted to shoot them myself as well. I'm not a good photographer. I'm not a good model.

I can help you shoot them if you do need help. But that will be hilarious. I just don't know if I can trust me doing it. Oh my god, where are these photos being put? Online. Online. Oh, I'm very excited to see that. Yeah, I'm like New Zealand's Robert Irwin. Yeah, anyway, next one.

Okay, the final thing that Dan has been Googling this week, and I won't be able to do this for a very long time, so I'm absolutely gutted, but asked Google is saying eat my ass offensive I don't think it's offensive. I think it's quite endearing actually. My, my wife told me it's offensive and I said I'm gonna prove you wrong. Unfortunately Google agreed with it. I think it depends on who you're saying it to, the context of it, and why you're saying it, Dan. Why are you saying it? Well he says it to me at least once a morning.

And now we're gonna have Ash coming in to do my maternity leave. I think he's... am I right Dan? He's a bit worried. Do we need to prep Ash on that? Yeah, I'll prep her. Yeah, you have to have a meeting where they're going. Sometimes Dan will ask you to do certain things. It's more of a tick than anything. Just ignore it.

I've got it in my hand over notched too, don't worry. Eat my ass. Anyway. Stop. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Man, coming up after eight o'clock this morning. The biggest stunt we've ever achieved on this show,

it's the coolest I've ever felt. It involves 10 people laying on the ground, a very powerful remote control car, fireworks, and good times. That's happening in about 20 minutes. And roll call roulette coming up next. Yeah, we're each gonna pitch a new story, and if we can get one caller on the line

that can relate to one of those stories, we'll be happy. Perfect. Coming up after this on the Edge. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Yeah what's happening in New Zealand at the moment I noticed in a lot of talkers when we're going down about this I actually got accused is probably the wrong word but I had a lot of people saying I was on this drug last year a lot of comments I got on my Instagram and other people, like Workplace's Instagram. MDMA. No, no, Osempic. Osempic. Yeah, yeah we got a lot of, which I wasn't and couldn't have happened because it is just coming to New Zealand now.

Everybody's talking about it in the news. It is a weight loss and diabetes drug which is only available with subscription and it should be on pharmacy shelves, I think within days now. So it's gonna be very interesting to see how popular that becomes in New Zealand. I've seen a lot of articles recently coming out with like the terrible side effects.

Very, very bad side effects. Thinking about it, needs to be researched. Yeah, yeah, but no, I remember people were saying like, I'm letting you bitching about me being like, oh look, she's on her zemp because I was like, okay, you can't literally, can't even get it in this country. Yeah. But yeah, so that is going to be very interesting to me

to see how it goes down in New Zealand because it has been long after seeing that people have seen how popular it is, especially in the celebrity world, but also we've seen side effects being pretty extreme as well. Yeah. Another thing that's happening in New Zealand at the moment, there's some stats come through about from birth, deaths and marriages, and I think this is actually a worldwide thing, a trend going towards people that are getting married, and traditionally when you get married in a relationship, a male and a female, the female quite often takes the male's last name.

Yeah. So you've done it Meg, Meg Mansel, male's name, last name. So you've done it Meg, Meg Mansell, your maiden name is Ania, so you did it. My wife just kept her name. So her last name's Fontenia, I've kept my name Weeby obviously. There is now a trend and it's trending upwards

of more men taking the female's name after marriage. My sister should have done this in her marriage because she would have been Shannon Payne She's gone through Shannon gimme gimme Yeah, Paine's a good one. It's just nice. Yes to the point I saw a really cool video and on TikTok of a couple at their engagement party Yeah, and they did a round of paper-scissors-rock to take the last name. Yes, and this is included in this news story. I thought it was so brilliant, she won, so he was like... He's taking the name.

He took her name. Yeah, and I'd be happy, like my wife's fontenia, her last name, and then my son's taken her name as well. So kind of part of me is like I want to be on the same team as them. Is it too late to do that? I think it kind of is. I mean I could change my name again. I've already tried doing that. My middle name's Keeoon because of the absolute stuff

up we did on here. That's too long to even explain. But yeah, I think I could change my last name to Dan Fontenia. That's cool. The sound of that name is cool. But I'll probably just end up sticking with Webby. Do you reckon Gabe's going to change their last name? Yeah, we talked about them earlier today. Last name Itch, we won't mention that again. Anyway, you can do the math. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. The Edge is... ...Name money.

Alrighty, a chance for you to win some cash. Two minutes past 8 o'clock this morning. Clint, Meg and Dan. Clint's away. Cal from the Edge Knights filling in. Meg's really hoping her last day before she goes on maternity leave that she can give away some cash here. We couldn't do it at 7 o'clock. Can we do it now? I would love to do that. It's Riley that's playing this morning Riley I want you to win as much as I'm guessing you want to win Yes, okay Will you sound chipper you sound awake? That's the first step. Okay, you can do this Brilliant okay, Riley you're feeling a little delayed actually

Are you ready? Are you good? Yes, I'm ready. Okay, good to go. Let's do this. Your letter is W. W, okay. Okay, good luck Riley.

Name a day of the week. Wednesday. Something with heels, wheels. Wheels? A wheelbarrow. A word ending with the letter T. Wheels. Wheels? Erm, a wheelbarrow. A word ending with the letter T. Went.

Something you can open. Er... Ooh, path. A word used in sports. Wicket. A brand name. Path. A plant. Oh my gosh. Um... Pass. A plant. Oh my gosh.

No idea. Ah damn. Weed. A plant. Water lily, willow. Oh. Yeah. And then what was the one we passed, was it the brand name?

Wheatbix? Yeah, Wheatbix. That's hard. Yeah. I mean those, W seems like quite a hard one. I think Meg really threw you though when she stuffed up one of the questions. Yeah, I mean, but we gave her a little bit of extra time there at the end, just in case you wouldn't know in the air.

I'm sorry about that, Riley. That's okay. Unfortunately, yep, another one. We've got another chance to play this afternoon. Yeah. 3pm with each afternoon. Yeah, well done. Coming up next guys, it's the moment we've been counting down for for

weeks. A jump. Ten people. A remote control car and me at the controls. What could go wrong? Who dears Dan next? Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. We've been doing this for many weeks now. Oh yes. Who dares Dan? I've been towed behind boats.

I've been sent up to the top of the Sky Tower. I've done countless embarrassing things like tipping baked beans down my pants. I don't know why we ever did that. Oh sorry, that was one of my favorites. But that would have been good. It all comes down to this moment, Meg. You weren't even here for this.

A few days ago, I purchased myself a remote control car, but it's not just any remote control car. It's a remote control car for adults. Goes up to how fast? 100 kilometres an hour. Crazy. And that inspired this week's Who Dears Dan. Jumping three people's not cool.

No, but I'll tell you what is. Ten people. Ten people. Yes, good, good, good. Welcome back to I'm a Virgin, get me out of here. Oh, no one told me that was the name. I thought it was Who is that? Oh yeah.

Alright Dan, your specialty is running your mouth. Yes. And this time it may have not just got you in trouble, but also your wife and quite a few others. Hannah is with me now. She is going to be lying down, one of ten people that Dan is going to try and jump over with this very expensive remote control car that he bought with or without your permission? Sadly with my permission, yes.

She gave me money towards it. I did agree, I agreed to it, yes. I'm imagining like a mum handing out the money, you can have $100, $200. She said, you need a hobby, I'll give you $250 towards a remote control car like I'm 10 or something. So here we are. Out of her face, that's what that is. That's not a lie, it or something. So here we are. I don't know if that's what that is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not a lie, it's true. Yeah, that's absolutely true. Well, I wouldn't want to be number 10 in the line up, but I've also been told number one isn't great because if Dan misses the ramp completely, he goes at full pace straight into the side of your face, Hannah. Do you know, I hadn't actually considered that.

Yeah, I had dibs number one, but now, oh, yeah. Abby? I'm still going to stick with number one though. I've got Faye. Okay. I got Faye. I wouldn't be too concerned if we had the helmets that our boss AB, who was also here, arrived, but I think they're still,

we did a team order and it's not that they're not here yet. That's the problem. I don't see any of the safety stuff that we talked about, actually, there was helmets, there was protective suits. None of that is here. We do have cushions though, so we won't hit our backs when we lay on the concrete. Terrific, that's the main thing. I feel like glasses should come off though. Yeah that's good. Yeah that's the worry that someone's going to break their

glasses Ash, definitely. No, the glass breaks into my eyes like cornea. That would be horrific. Adrenaline junkie and nitro circus man himself Jed Mildon is here, Tauranga lad, you've come all the way up from Tauranga to be here. Yes I'm going to make sure this stunt goes safe and he's going to get over them and I'll be standing down there giving the motivation and technical support. Yeah what is some technical support you could give me Jed because you've done you've jumped many things you've done a triple back backflip a quadruple backflip as well what's one little tip you can give me? Um bullpun when you're in the air let let off the gas, and you'll land back.

Okay. Okay. Easy. Easy. Sounds really easy. Do you want us to geo-block all your Nitro Circus friends who might see you being part of this embarrassing stunt? No, you do you. Okay. Alright, well Dan I suppose you can get in position. Hannah, you are number one. Ash, where would you like to go? I think I was number two wasn't I?

Five. Five? Okay. We haven't got ten. Who would like to be ten? AB, the new boss? No. Jed?

Oh, I'm going to be the technical support. Oh, you're not even lying down. I think you should be ten. Clint needs to be ten. You need to be there. Yeah. I'm gonna be the technical support. Oh, you're not even lying down. You should be 10 Clint needs to be 10 you need to be there We need six volunteers from the crowd, let's have more people come on Callan yes

Callan yes get down here. Yes from the full noise workday and Cal from the night show Yeah, make up numbers four and five. Come on from the night show. Yep. Makeup numbers four and five. Come on. OK, I think it's also only fair that producer Karl, who built the ramp, should lay down underneath it. Yes!

I'm directing. What do you mean? Yeah. Seeing you laying there is getting real. Dan, we'll get you in position. OK. And then we will find one more from the crowd, because if my maths is correct, we're one short.

OK. All right, back after this, will Dan managed to jump 10 of his coworkers and his wife with his remote control car without killing, hopefully, me in the tenth spot. ["Who Dared to Dance?" by The Bachelorette plays in background.] In the middle of who dares Dan Meg? Yes, yes, yes. if you want to watch the video of this, it is up now of me attempting to jump 10 people in a remote controlled car. You can text CAR to 3343 right now.

So we pick up the story. There's 10 people lying on the ground. My wife included in one of those people. Our boss, AB, he's the new boss that took over from Casey. Ash, who's taking over your maternity cover, Meg. A whole load of other people from around the office. And me with a remote control car, ready to go. That's where we pick up the story.

All right, let's get into it. Who dares that? The 10 people lying on the ground, are you guys ready? No! Okay. Dan, you're about to attempt what nobody else has before, at the edge. Will he actually be able to put up and shut up, or will he end up landing his remote control car into the face of his brand new boss?

Can I get a countdown from five? Four. Three. Two. One. Can I get a countdown from five? Four, three, two, one. Oh no, no, no, no, I've gone off. I've gone off. I've gone off. I've gone off. I've gone off. I've gone off. He missed the ramp!

Reset, reset, reset. Reset, reset. Okay, guys. I went a little bit to the right. No! Okay. I'm it. Okay, guys. I went a little bit to the right. No, no. Okay. I'm sorry. That was just a practice.

I had to slam on the anchors. We're back into it. Okay. Okay, okay. Why was he staring at the straight line? So I just need to keep it straight. Yeah, okay. So you pulled out in front of your wife as well.

Because she's here with all your co-workers. She's always said pull out if you have all our fails, pull out. And I did, so you pulled out in front of your wife as well, because she's here with all your co-workers She's always said pull out if you have all our fails pull out and I did so It's our marriage motto She is regretting even being here, this will be the last thing she ever does with us I can't see if she's laughing or crying, and her body's quivering, I'm hoping it's laughing She looks like she's got the ac with you. Okay, I'm gonna get back in position. You get in position.

Okay. And we'll see if we can. Okay, here we go. All right Dan, good luck. Here we go. I think you're a bit too nervous. Okay. Watch your nerves, that's good.

Yeah, nerves are good. Okay, Jett Mildan from Nitro Circus is giving Dan pointers. Thank you. You gotta put it up. Okay. Okay. Are we. You got a winner. Okay. Okay. Are we ready?

Here we go. Take two in five, four, three, two, one. Winner, winner. And that's where we're gonna hold it. We're gonna play a song and we're gonna come back with the jump. Did someone die? Is my wife still with me?

Oh, I think she, I'm sure she is. Did a wheel fall off the car? Oh my God. Maybe. Find out next. Oh my God. Here we go, okay. It was a little bit of time.

I feel like some sort of like, you'd be really good at like a big like movie trailer hype man or something, you know? I feel like the power's gone to my head. Yeah, yeah. I'm always a go- Clint, Megan, Dan, Stinky Boop. I'm nervous and I'm about to take my second jump attempt.

I think you're a bit too nervous. Okay. Which of the nerves is good? Yeah, nerves are good. Okay. Jett Milder from Nitro Circus is giving them pointers. Thank you. You gotta put it up.

Okay. Okay. Are we ready? Here we go. Take two in five, four, three, two, one. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God! Ahhhhh! Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God! I have never felt this virginy! This is amazing! Absolute scenes! Wow! I'm so proud. Oh my goodness. Brightest moment of my life. Is he getting lucky tonight? I don't know.

I did not see that coming. Oh wow. I had zero faith that was gonna work. Neither did I. Oh mate. How do you feel Dan? I must say honestly, genuinely leading up to that, Jen said just pin it, pin it, pin it.

I didn't think it was gonna go over. I was as hard as anything on that throttle. And I'll tell you what, I couldn't have gone be that landed. I think Jed Mildon from Nitro Circus, where are ya? That was textbook jumping. That was all you, that was all you. Oh, come on. That was all you.

Come on. Man, man I reckon you could have done 20. Yeah. Let's do it again! 20! Yeah. Yeah. Look at this now, we've got do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again!

Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again!

Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again!

Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Let's do it again! Slowly working that. Oh, the crowd are now chanting Virgin. Woo! Wow, Dan, I feel like I was there. I was chanting Virgin, Virgin. Okay, you do that every morning, so when I arrive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing new.

No, how epic. I've seen the video as well. If you haven't seen it, you text Karda3343. Amazing, it went flying. Yeah, the actual video makes it look so cool. Yeah. I didn't hear anybody yelling Virgin. That's how up I went up.

Yeah, so text the keyword car to 3343. We'll fire you back the link to watch the video. It is just me in pure joy. Yeah. What a way to end. Well, I guess it's not ending, but for me, you know, ending on a high. Yeah, I wanted to finish on a high for you you Meg. And I know you love remote control cars. Oh I do. So I'll use my favourite thing.

Well done Dan. Thanks for letting me live out my dream. I love this job. Yes, yes. Good job. Alright, coming up next. Ash London is covering my maternity leave. I am off after today, but I feel like I need to give her the handover notch. You know when you go away and somebody's house sitting and you need to give them the kind of rules of the house. Like don't look Clint in the eye, he's really angry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one's on there.

So I've got my hand over notes for Ash coming up next. On the edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. He's in Japan at the moment. Got an upgrade to premium economy, left the rest of his family down in economy. Yeah, you wouldn't believe it, but it's true. It is. Fair enough.

It is my last day before I go on maternity leave and have my second child. And then I'm going to be back before the end of the year, which is a short turnaround, but still feels very long to me. And I'm very excited for you because you get to have Ash London on your show and hanging out with Dan and Clint and producer Neepia, producer Carl and Web Girl Bella. And I'm not worried about her. She's a total pro, super slick, knows what she's doing, incredibly, far more talented than you, Clint, me, all of us.

All of us combined. If we combined Captain Planet and became a better radio announcer, we still wouldn't be as good as Ash. Yeah, successful in Australia. Yes. You know, and so I'm worried more for her. And Ash, are you there?

Hello, my darling. Hello, my darling. There she is. Are you genuinely worried though, Ash, because you've got a squeaky clean image of being like a very good radio person. We could easily bring you down. No, I'm unbring down of all.

I love that. I just want us to be friends by the end of it. That's my main concern. I don't want any off air drama, any sexual tension, anything like that. Oh now now now now. I don't think you'll have any sexual tension towards me. No but otherwise who knows. Okay so I've got some handover notes for you. I can email these to you as well, just to like reflect back on whenever you forget something sort of. So yeah, Dan did mention it before, you must keep Dan fed. It's of utmost importance that Dan is fed. Pizza shapes are the only ones he'll accept, or Doritos.

I like chicken crimpy, actually, too. And he will accept lollies and chocolate but he does not share food unless it says more than one serving on the packet. If there, if there- You know me, Meg. Yes? The only lollies I have at home are those like

sugar free high fiber ones and I don't have chocolate, I've got carrots. Who are you? That's not, that's right. You might have to- Okay, I thought you were fun. If you do end up traveling with him, you must plan for stops to eat, like dinner breaks and stuff. It's probably the only time me and Dan have had a fight

is when I said he didn't need a second dinner and he said he did. I'm never more happy than when I'm in a McDonald's drive-through. Yeah, okay. Now if Clint is getting on your nerves, this can happen. This can happen. Clint can go around in circles.

Oh, I need to get a pen out. Hold on. Yeah, yeah. I need to get a pen out. I just don't because I can't see this happening. If you find yourself with Clint getting on your nerves and you need to just quickly shut him down or distract him, bring up that one of his front teeth, half of it's yellow.

And that sounds really mean. That sounds really mean, but it's actually not because the yellow part is what he got filled from the dentist and that was their whitest shade they have and that is still yellow compared to his natural teeth. So don't worry, you're not bullying him, but it will get in his head. Because he said, the dentist said that's the whitest color they have and he's like, well it's not as white as my teeth. So that does get on his nerves. He hates it actually.

Yeah, it's a good one to have up your sleeve. Yeah, it's a good one to have up your sleeve. Now, producer Carl, at all times you need to keep him busy. If he is bumbling about, what you need to do is find something techy and break it and go, Carl, I need you to fix it. Fix it, and then for about an hour or so, he'll be distracted with that. It's a really good one.

Thanks for that, you know, don't get bored easily. Yeah, yeah, and then you can just give him, even as the calculator, you go, oh my God, I don't know how this works, he'll figure it out. One time we went out for drinks together and we lost Carl because he was trying to fix a pinball machine at a bar. The amount of calculators Meg's brought in going, I don't know how this works. It's getting old. If you need to get a reaction out of Dan, if you need to like hype him up, maybe he's like maybe he's low on sugar because you know we haven't given him enough stacks

We should never have by the way bring up Megan Markle Maybe maybe you could say that Megan Markle is a really great role model for women that will get him rocked right up I had the audacity to say I think everyone gives her a hard time. Oh boy. And hopefully Ada was not expecting the reaction from it. Yeah, I don't like her. Yeah, that's a good one. And also you could also say that Liam Lawson's not having a good season.

That one will rike him up just as much. It's starting to become evident though he's not. So unfortunately for Liam. Not easy, no. Oscar Piastri on the other hand, the young Australian. I mean, can I just say what a champion shot. I will say this Ash, I'm currently wearing Oscar's hat right now, his McLaren hat. So I will say he's doing quite well. Clint got third in Dancing with the Stars and ninth in New Zealand Idol. Make sure you bring that up at least once a week. Dan's hall pass is sheer.

No I'm not! She's lying now She's owning number 3 That's so weird Dan, no she's not I can't believe it I've caught her many a time Look at it, she has music videos You have it on nudes

I wouldn't masturbate if it's done Oh god And if Dan tells you to eat his ass Just ignore it, because that's just a little tick of it Yeah it's just a tick, please don't actually think that I'm actually asking you to eat his ass, just ignore it, because that's just a little tick of it. Yeah, it's just a tick. Please don't actually think that I'm actually asking you to do that. Yeah, yeah.

And I think, honestly, then you find the only other point I had was Web Girl Bella is just like a succulent. You don't really have to worry about her too much. She just gets the job done. Just water her. Yeah, just smile on her face and she's happy days. Meg, thank you so much. You're so welcome.

Such huge shoes to fill. And I know so many listeners genuinely worried to not have you on the show because they love you so much. I'm getting so many messages. The only compliments I've been getting start with, I was worried about Meg leaving because I love her so much. You know, it's big shoes for you are so loved and so adored and I'm just gonna do my best to just keep things together until you come back. Yeah. Thanks Ash. I'm so excited to listen to it.

We're excited for the both of you. Excited for you, Meg, for this amazing stage in your life, and excited for Ash to be here as well. Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait to watch you rock down up with some Megan Marcus. Oh, and she will!

She will. Thanks Ash. Big shoes to Phil. It's not any of his ass. Yeah, yeah, please don't. That's an HR nightmare shoes to Phil. But not Eddie's arse. Yeah, please don't. That's an HR nightmare waiting to happen. Yeah, coming up next, ADHD, there's some big news that should just come out over the last couple of days

in terms of being diagnosed and then getting medication. We're gonna talk about it next. Clint, Megan, Dan. I've spoken about this quite a bit on our show over the last couple of years. I was diagnosed, it's been two years since I've been diagnosed with ADHD. Oh, it's actually been two years? Yeah, it doesn't seem that long ago.

And it seems to be more of a common thing that's happening in 2025. A lot of people around us getting diagnosed with ADHD and it completely changed my life for the better. You know, when you sometimes you get a diagnosis about an illness, you go, oh, it's bad. But this explained a lot of stuff in my life. I'm currently taking Ritalin, it's changed the game for me. And some great news because in the last 24 hours or so, it's been changed so you can now get medication for ADHD

and diagnosis for ADHD much quicker than previously in New Zealand. And Nathan Muller, a friend of us, who I've known you from radio for a long time. Oh yeah. But now you're an ADHD coach. Yeah, yeah. A bit of a journey to get there. I'll condense it because this is short. We need to shorten it down. But basically I got really sick, nearly died in ED down in Wellington and came back, tried to get back to work within a couple of weeks,

as we do when we're ADHD. Gotta prove ourselves, gotta prove ourselves. Get out there, do that. And wheels fell off and basically got diagnosed with ADHD and PTSD from the near-death experience in the hospital. And had to rebuild from scratch. And ADHD coaching helped me massively,

because it understood the nuance of how my brain worked. Not just the external, if you need to do this, it's actually getting into the weeds and understanding how it works for you. And so for someone that's listening right now that perhaps hasn't been diagnosed yet, but has been thinking about seeing someone for a diagnosis, things have got easier, haven't they now?

Oh, for sure. Like from my perspective, it's about knowledge, right? It always comes down to knowledge the more knowledge you have about your brain I was talking I had a talk just recently where if it's linked with the more you know about your brain is the you're the dialogue that you have about yourself changes right yeah because if you don't know what's going on and you're stuck in the space that we're both experienced right for years decades right this has been going on and then we all of a sudden get this revelation it's like okay now the conversation that we have about ourselves

starts to change yeah before I had a stick up beating the hell out of myself going what's wrong with me man get it together I never say as well I got diagnosed a couple months ago now and just the the moment that you know I've gone through the The whole process of doing it and sitting there with the person and they the moment they diagnosed me It's just that instant validation being like yeah. Oh wow okay, so this is more than just you know Me just being a little bit yeah useless here and there and blah blah blah so the validation itself I feel like changes your life

Yeah It's a ticket to sort of know how your brain works really because you didn't know that before that your brain was different, right? Yeah, exactly. And I think you look around and go why doesn't work? Why am I not being able to do what everyone else does? Everyone else seems to have themselves together. I'm an absolute train wreck. I'm at a knife's edge every time I come home at night, you know. And so now it is much quicker for you to possibly talk to someone and maybe get a diagnosis as well. So you can go, I think GPs can now give prescriptions. Previously you had to go to a psychiatrist, sometimes there was a long wait list for that.

Yeah. And also very pricey, not accessible to many people. Very expensive. Yeah. That's the big thing, right? I mean, I think the big shift here is that it's now more accessible and the price will come down because the costs, I don't know if you've looked at it, it can get up to in the ballpark of around three grand, including follow-ups.

I mean, that's insane money, right? So now you've got a case of going, okay, we've got more access now. It's going to come down to the training, I think, from my perspective anyway, of understanding what's that training going to look like? And then also what's the human experience around this as well because our lens of what we do from the experience of it is very different for someone who doesn't. And that has to be a part of that process as well. And what do you do, what do you do and what's your role in it Nathan? If somebody is then diagnosed being an ADHD coach, it's the first time I've heard of it.

How can you help people? I guess what happens is you get diagnosed, and it's what's next. Because you do get your medication. I think it's personally, I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm an ADHD coach. For me personally, meds have helped me a lot. It's been great. But it's throttle.

It's like dropping a bigger engine in the same size car. Your brakes and steering are exactly the same. You can get yourself into trouble if you just push, push, push harder and harder and harder when you're on the meds. So you have to look at the way of like how does my brain work, what can I do to actually help myself. So that's everything from even down to when do I eat, how much sleep do I get. And that's where coaching comes in of really starting to understand the nuance of your brain and understanding how to work with your brain rather than against it.

Cool. So that's really the guts of what I do. Yeah. Well, thanks so much for coming in. If you want to know more about Nathan and what he does, you can text ADHD to 3343 and get some more information there. But I would love to chat to you more about this because I'd imagine there's a lot of people out there

that are maybe not diagnosed, like I said before, and are wanting to know more about the whole world of ADHD. So we'll do a longer form podcast with you at some point just to delve more deeper into it. But thank you so much for your time this morning. It's a pleasure. Also I think it's important to note as well, it hasn't just started yet,

I think it's from February next year. Yes, so it starts next year, yeah. But at least now you know a date, right? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Thank you so much for coming in. Brilliant. Cliff, Meg and Dan.

Last day before I go on off and have a baby, the boss has generously given us $500 for you to bet on this child, which I think is a bit of fun. For some reason, people like to bet on babies, don't they? I think so. People like to bet on anything, babe. That's true.

As long as it's $500 up for grabs, people will have a flutter. Yeah, so if you wanna play Oh Andrew the Edge, your chance to win 500 bucks, it's a little game of crowning or climaxing, if you can guess if the noises that you're hearing is somebody climaxing or crowning, it's stupid. But if you get it right, that's when you can have your official guess and go on the draw. Only about 30 people in this draw to win 500 bucks, so damn good odds.

Okay. Yeah, great odds. Okay, Laura, morning. Hello. Hello, Laura. Morning, Laura wants 500 bucks. Laura wants fire on her backs. Laura have you given birth before? I have twice. Twice so you I think I think there is an advantage of if you've done it you know the pain or you know the

sounds. Do we ask the other side as well? No I'm gonna guess that Laura has also done the other side as well? No, I'm going to guess that Laura has also done the other side as well. I don't need to ask her that. I think if she's given birth she probably... Hopefully. Laura, here is your sound. Is it a crowning or climaxing person? Here we go. Okay. Okay, I love this game. Laura, any ideas?

I am going to go climaxing. Are you sure you want to lock that one up? I feel there was some deep, heavy breathing. Should we hear it again? No, no, I think we've heard enough. Oh, okay, we've heard enough. We've heard enough. Are you locking that in, eh Laura?

I'm gonna lock that in. Okay. Well, it was actually crowning, unfortunately. Oh. Oh my God, my crowning did not sound like that. That's what I'm about to say. What kind of birth is she having and how do we get one of those?

Laura, how do we get one of those? We sounded very different. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh very different? She's just bleeding. No, I'm going to say, I think I'm just going to give Laura the pass. Because I don't think she's crowning. I think that moment she's moving through a contraction and that is a very different sound to like a crowning baby.

Alright, we're going to give it to you by default, Laura. So what's your guess for Meg's baby? We want birth weight, date, and sex. Yes. It's the 14th of July, eight pound date and a boy. Oh! Okay. God, you're very confident.

Oh, you love that when you're 14th of July? Oh my God. 14th of July. It'd be 10 days before my birthday. I'd like it to keep it away from my birthday. Yeah, but also you get like three weeks like before the baby's even born. It's like a little holiday. That's true.

Okay, Laura, I think that's a great guess actually. We've put it down officially, which means 500 bucks could be all yours. And that was the final guess for the baby bear. Wow. Okay, thank you Laura. Thank you so much Laura. Clint, Megan, Dan.

What's going for Snoop Dogg, Bruno Mars, Young, Wild and Free? I've got that as a jam track on Fortnite actually. Ooh, that whole sentence makes me sick. Yaz is here. Clip, Meg and Dan. Actually, Meg, this is your last break before you head off on maternity leave. It's really strange thinking, because obviously I'm sure I'll talk on the phone and stuff. You guys can call me, okay. Feel free to call me though.

I'll call on the phone and stuff. You guys can call me. Okay. Feel free to call me though. I'll call you Mika. But like sitting in this seat, knowing the next time I'll be sitting in it, I will have a child that as of right now, I don't know who they are, don't know their name, don't know their sex, but I do know I love them. But it's so weird, because it was hard with Daisy knowing nothing

about children. I didn't even know if I wanted to be a mum when I was pregnant with Daisy. Because you don't know until then I met her and I was like, Oh my god, you're my best mate and I love you so much. And now that I know that feeling, this is so much more exciting the second time around. Oh my god. It's so weird to know that next time I'm speaking to this microphone, sitting in this chair, I'll know that person and I'll know who's finished the family.

This is our last child. Wow. So very, very kind of bizarre. The final piece to the puzzle. Yeah, the final piece. Meg. They better be cool. Oh my god.

What if they were a loser? But like, if they're anything like Daisy, come on. I know, I know. I'm just worried I used all my good genes in her. I think that's how it works. I think that's not how it works. She's very cool. I love that kid so much.

Yeah, so you're thinking all your crappy genes are left. Yeah. I'm thinking, oh my god, I'm going to be a good kid. I'm going to be a good kid. I'm going to be how it works. I hope that's not how it works. She's very cool, I love that kid so much. You're thinking all your crappy genes are left. I'm very concerned though. The next kid's definitely going to be bald if you've ever seen the photo of Daisy. She's got so much hair.

I was bald till I was three, so don't knock it. You look at your hair now lovely, luscious. Little bit dry, but that's okay. What's going on with your show here? Well no, first off I just want to say Meg I'm gonna miss you so much. I mean everyone is just gonna miss you. The journey of your pregnancy has been so interesting to me. I've never been so like closely around someone who's pregnant going through all the stages. It's wild. like I just can't even believe

but you're gonna be just well you're already the best mum but like to this second child and oh we're so excited at the edge we genuinely are even just I'm excited to meet this little cherub. You're so good with little kiddies so um yeah I'm excited for you to babysit this one. Not babies though. I don't know. No babies. Yass goes around asking everyone in the office if she can babysit their children they're always like no. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, whole time. Oh will you free this afternoon or make sure Kimi's outside? No thanks. No coming up on this show we are gonna unpack Lorde's album. I'll listen to all the tracks. Favorite Daughter, being like an oldest child that is such a relatable track. Oh really, I need to listen to the lyrics properly. So is this gonna be Daisy's new anthem?

Yeah, low key! Oh my gosh! Yes, and I also still got keywords for you to go to Singapore as well. So two keywords at 12 and at 2, I will give them to you and then you can go on the draw to go to Singapore. Oh yeah! Can I have my Raptor? Your Raptor? No! Oh please!

Don't bring this back again. Not for Meg's last break. Let's be classy. Say something nice real quickly. About Meg. Yeah, just one thing. One thing. I love you. I love you too.

I've always loved you. I love you too. But we will see each other. We will probably. I would like to see, I would like honestly like to think that we see, I won't see Clint until I come back. I've ordered you some microwave meals. Thank you. Which I'll get delivered to your house. I would like to think that we see... I won't see Clint until I come back. I've ordered you some microwave meals. Thank you. Which I'll get delivered to your house.

I would like to see you. I'll probably just get them delivered. I would like to hang... You're my friend, you know. And I've already got one co-host that ignores me outside work hours. So I don't need two of them. So I'll be over. I'm actually going to watch the birth. And so I'll see you at the end. No, Dad!

Yeah, okay. Keep it coming, keep it coming. Can we live stream it and stop pushing? Can we live stream it? Is that how you keep it? Beep beep beep. Come on! Oh god, it is going to be a big baby. I'm playing a big man. Okay, we're going to wrap this up.

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