The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW can we call it an attic?!

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday joking about Dan getting them in trouble, play a throwback (Akon), and revisit Clint’s laundry-sniffing segment after public reactions. They run a “More or Less” quiz on the percentage of women in NZ professions, discuss Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor not being called back, and Megan Fox fronting a men’s deodorant ad. Calls cover bedroom injuries, then “50K Fuellette” spins narrowly miss $5,000 for Louise and Andy. The team stereotypes Ford Ranger drivers, talks long-distance friendships as Megan reads a poem for her UK best friend, shares smart-vs-stingy money habits, debates gossipy professions (hairdressers top), plans a search in Dan’s mum’s basement for more of his teenage diary, and recommends Netflix’s Love on the Spectrum before taking calls on how quickly people said “I love you.” 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:32 Fuel Wheel And Throwback Pick04:52 Dirty Laundry Sniffing Fallout06:06 Dan Gets Complimented09:01 More Or Less Women At Work12:50 Scandal14:53 First Caller Nanny Chat15:57 Studio Lights Not Working19:21 Naughty 640 Bedroom Injury26:13 Fuellette27:50 What Your Car Says About You35:06 Long Distance Besties39:30 Smart Or Stingy Hacks43:23 Gossipy Jobs51:23 50K Fuellette53:16 Hunting Dans Old Diaries01:02:15 Love On The Spectrum Chat01:05:49 How Soon To Say I Love You

This is a podcast from Rover. Breakfast brings the laughs with Clint Meg and Dan. Good morning. It's one to six on your first day. How are we? How we doing? Good morning. Sorry, we won't say anything but Dan did something yesterday.

Got us all in trouble just then. Oh, I wasn't listening. Oh, you need to be listening. Don't bring it up. But just know, Dan got us in trouble yesterday. Oh, did I? That's true. That happens a lot.

Dan's too. Dan's too. He gets wet. But you know what? Yeah, somehow I seem to get in more trouble than Dan does when Dan says something stupid. That's true because then people go, Meg, why didn't you tell him off?

Why don't you tell you Clinton Danoff? I'm like, what am I? What am I, what am I, what are you mean? You need to be the person that the caregiver. Don't know. Not your caregivers, you're going to ask men. We are on those, I remember I said one for my dog. One of those, like, extendable leashes.

It goes about four meters. But then once it reaches its peak, it's like, you need to have us on those. That's not my job. I don't get paid for that. Chokey chain. No, no, not a joke. No, we're allowed to roam, but only up to four metres,

and you need to make sure it doesn't go further. No, not my responsibility. You're not my responsibility. That's weird. She's got us both on a leash, Clint. That's kinky. Like that scene in Lutheran Heights. Actually, there's another movie now with Sydney Sweeney and Jacob Allorty,

where he's got her on a leash as well. He's done two movies back to back where he's got girls on leashes. Yeah, and it's very bizarre. He's going to typecast himself soon. Yeah, he'll be a Harry Potter. He can only do the leash stuff. Yeah. I mean like, you know, Harry Potter.

Yeah, yeah. We got you, then. Okay, Fuel is back. We're feeling lucky. We'll find out, actually, we've got a little bit of a way of finding out which one of the three of us is the luckiest today.

We haven't had any luck so far, but, you know, it's a one and 16 chance, so chances are it's going to go at some point. Yeah, statistically, we're getting close. I'll start spinning. Okay, good. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh.

Time to jump into our 6-Am throwback. Might be tough to beat, actually. Oh, okay. You don't hear too much from either of them anymore these days. Jay Williams and Dan Rumble. You reckon? Dan Rumble, he's partners in a jewelry company called Kulay. And lives over in Ozzy now, if you wonder what's up to?

Well, I take that one for you, Clint, and I raise it. The birthday of Chance the rapper who did the song with Justin Bieber wholly a few years ago. Now, it's not a throwback, it's not 10 years ago, but man, that's one of my favorite Justin Bieber. I was going to say, that might struggle to be a throwback. Or any just... Chance the rapper song, actually. I like him.

He's done someone with DJ Khalid, didn't he? Yeah. He was my first dance song. What's happened to DJ Khalid as well? He used to shout all over like every third song. DJ Khaled. I'll see what they're up to. Yeah.

The other... How does he change his pronouns? It's... Today is Acon's birthday. Okay, now we're talking throwbacks. Oh, let's do the fight one. I'm a fight. Bless me gone fight.

I believe I'm going five. Five for you. You're right. Sorry, blaming on me. What else we got in the... World record for the number one best-selling ringtone artist. So back in the day when ringtones were playing on your mobile phone. That's quite feet, actually.

Yeah, he's the number one highest selling. Yeah, my mum, she had for a long time, she had that one by Mims. This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. That would ring when he would call her. I've checked them both out online. That's why I was saying that Clint Charles, the Rapp and DJ Cadillard, still dropping music. We're just not listed to it, I guess.

Yeah. Huh. Because he used to just be on everything. Mm-hmm. I mean, our A-Con has some hits. Less Roebaki. But probably surprisingly 10 years old still. Yeah, definitely.

Oh, definitely, yeah. Okay, so we're going to go with some Akeong? What you want? I was the second one? That was the one I wanted. Pulled up, Meg? Smack that? No, no.

But you have you. Don't matter. Don't matter. Okay, cool. We'll chuck that in. Sorry, Jay Williams, Stan, Rumble. You'll have to wait another day. Oh, it's hard to win against ACON.

Come on. It's doing a lot for Africa and stuff as well. It's kind of like providing water to people all around the world. He's a good man, ACON. Well, I mean, I don't. Careful. You got to do your research first. The Clint McGinn'Dang podcast.

Acon, don't matter on the edge. 10 past six, do the old slow fade out on that one. Geez, that back in the day they loved the long song. Yeah. Yeah. Whereas now. The fuel light is flamed. Whereas now they're like two and a half minutes.

Three is a long song. Because that's just very repetitive at the end. He could have halved that. Yeah. Stop singing. Definitely. Yeah. All right time for a little coffee catch-ups,

just a little whip around and see what each other's been up to since we last caught up. Yesterday we did a thing on the radio where Clint said that he's very good at sniffing dirty laundry. No. Yeah. He said he's good at telling what's clean and what's dirty. I think that was an expert. I just pick it up. Also, by the way, when you then all brought in a piece of either clean or dirty clothes,

and I blindfolded, had to sniff them and work out, which one it was. Dan gave me a pair of his boxes. I will say, if I find underwear on the ground, it just goes in... Yeah, it doesn't matter, right? The washing machine. We must have replayed it this morning because I saw somebody text in at 550 saying it's all about the location of the sniff. Yes. So that's something that may be helps.

And I was blindfolded, so... Yeah, quite hard for you. Well, it obviously hit the nerve of the nation because the lady came up to me at the supermarket. I was in the cereal aisle getting myself some cereal, and she came up to me and she said, you didn't really make that man sniff your undies, did you? No, hello, no, hi, I love the show. No, nothing. She came out to me behind me.

She was like, and she was quite like an older lady as well. I would say too old, but maybe in her early 60s, late 50s. It's not someone that I would normally be listening to the show. But she was very concerned for you, Clint, that I'd put my undies in front of your face. Well, it's funny. Someone was talking to me about you yesterday as well. Oh, interesting. I was at Casey Clinic in Newlyn, given my...

hair lays it off They finally got my emails to come in And she goes Oh I had a client yesterday Saying that they know you come here And that they love the show And I was like cool And she goes oh

And they just said Dan And I was like all this would be good What are they going to say It's just Oh god he's hot God he's hot God

Really? Me? I did not think this Just going to happen And I was like Wow I'm going to tell him that Because I said Dan doesn't have

a very nice internal voice about his looks, does he make? He says things about himself that aren't very nice. You're not even allowed to like tease Dad about his looks because it actually is like oh, you can if you want, ever don't. Yeah, but we don't know sometimes with the things

you say about yourself, I'm like, is it joking or does he really think that about himself? But this, he goes, oh yeah, she's like, oh god damn, he's just gorgeous, he's just so hot. She said he was going on and on. Oh, he's got to put the hat backwards in this break. I wish you could see. He's like,

I've gone all funny. And then I go, oh, right. So who is she like? Like, what's she like? She goes, oh, she's an older woman. Oh, bugger! I knew there'd be a butt. It's always an older woman.

You know what? And it is always the older ladies do like me. They love you. I said that's his key demo. Yeah, yeah, and you're so correct on that. If you ever broke up with your wife and you, I don't know, decided to go on a bit of a cougar hunt. Oh my God, mate.

You'd be fishing with dynamite. Be like shooting, fish in a barrel. Couldn't agree more, Clint. Something about, like, if the moment you turn 50, you're into Dan. Yeah. Are any ladies out there willing to go? I'm up back into it, but I had a peep in my step for 10 seconds. She still like the jaw.

Jailo's 50. Yeah, but why just to admit the bit where she was 70? Just go, there was a girl that thought you were hot. Just say that. I don't know if she was 70. I'm just saying, like, Dan might be one of those things, like, as you mature, you get an acquired taste for Dan. Acquieted taste!

Like I'm a bloody disgusting bottom shelf wards. wine or an olive. I do love an olive though. But my wife tells me if I eat them enough, I'll come round. Yeah, yeah, maybe. Maybe, Dan, you listen to the show long enough and you get older enough and you come round on. There we go. Marilyn's 61.

She's six through and she loves you. Well, I love you, Marilyn. You know what? And you don't look 61. Can I say that? Is that a bit flirty? Oh, I know. It sounds like you've been stalking your profile.

I've met Marilyn before. We've met at the Pye Awards. Oh, really? Yes. And she's into motorsport. She wears red bull being at supercarus. Oh my God, you guys look like the same person. Yeah, yeah, we are.

We actually are very similar people. You shouldn't hang out just privately, the two of you then. Seems dangerous. Like that level of temptation is too much. Exactly, yeah. Love you, Marilyn. Yeah. Oh, well, there we go.

I had a bit of a peper in my step. Thanks for that, guys. You're welcome, might. Clint Megadam. Let's go. Here we go, more or less. Different topic every morning. You just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second.

And we have been a busy. This week. Oh, no good boys. So let's see if this one's better. Women and professions in New Zealand, percentage of the workforce, that is women. Are there more doctors or nurses? Nurses.

Yeah. Oh, you're nice. Why, yeah? Well, so I think, look, nurses are traditionally, mainly women. You think nurses and women and men are doctors, which is sad. But 47% of doctors are women in New Zealand and 90% of nurses. I'd be interested to see the GP statistic. Yes, I think it's going up.

GPs women. Well, it's almost 50-50, 47, 53. Yeah, not much in that. Builders or plumbers? Are there more women builders or plumbers in New Zealand? Ooh. I don't know if I've ever met a woman plumber before. I would say builders.

Builders more. Yeah, 14% of females in the workplace. It's still very low, isn't it? Plummers 3.5, apparently. Wow, my goodness. 3.5% of women. Plummer is a hard job, though. I had a plumber over my house once because we had a leak in our syringe,

and he had to crawl through, like, surridge. And then everyone complains that the $90 an hour plus just... Oh, they earn every buck. Yeah, absolutely. Okay. They earn every buck they earn. They earn every buck they earn. And then he looked to me like, oh, that wasn't right, was it?

I was like, no. Psychologists or social workers in the workplace? Which percentage of workers of women? Women are just so empathetic and caring. I think social worker must be more. Yeah, social workers, 85%. Psychology, 77%. Yeah, still so that'd be high.

Pretty high. Engineers and mechanics, women. Oh, I would say engineers more. Well, I was at, when I was at university, a few of my friends at engineering, they didn't have a single girl in their class. I did communication, so it was like 90% checks. Oh, really?

Because I know two engineers that are women. What was the other one? Engineers or mechanics. Oh, because mechanics, I feel like they would be very poor. How hot, though, when you get like a chick mechanic and nose your way around a car and a huge gasket. I'd say, I don't know. I mean, I wanted to be higher for people.

mechanic, but that's just my personal, I need to step away. Do we go with engineers? Engineers more. No, mechanics. Frily! 17% and engineers, 14%. Very close, but no. And final one, teachers and hairdressers. Which work has a high

percentage of women. Are we including barbers? Because that's going to really, like hair salons or barbers, because otherwise barbers are just older. Well, they're both, they both be lined shares, so they're both over 50% women, I would say Yeah, but if we're including barbers,

then I think we have to go teachers more women. Yeah, teach, should we go teachers? Well, I just wrote hairdresses, so I didn't specifically... Okay, let's... Hair dresses. Yes, 88%. Teachers, 84.64% apparently, women.

Wow, that's still really high, eh? Which, I mean, yeah, I think it's good to be having guy teachers and stuff. My daughter especially, I love to a guy teacher. I think it's nice to have a mix when you're going through school. Absolutely, I think For some reason why does that feel like a job That women lean towards teaching

Caring, caring, yeah, all the caring. Nurturing, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a really good, more or less, I really enjoyed that. Oh, God, thank you, boys. You did really well, Meg. Thank you so much, Daniel. That means nothing to me.

Oh, my gosh, well, I wish. Thank you, that means nothing coming from you. That's such a good bowel, I'm going to use that. Thank you so much. It means nothing coming from you. Megyn Dan podcast. Clint Megan Dan's scandal. Scandal is all thanks to the blues.

Friday night, fun against the Highlanders at Eden Park, rally the crew and get along. Phoebe Dinaver from the first season of Bridgeton has confirmed she never quit the show and would have loved to come back for other seasons but never got the call. When the first season came out,

they didn't know what they needed to put in play. So we were like the ones that got away, I think. I just want to say, I have not received a call like when I get that call I will be there Yeah so it's always been thought that her And Regie Jean-Paul or whatever his name is Regé John Page

Thank you Jean-Bault, go to you That does the fragrance Yeah they kind of like were too good for it Or thought they were too good for it But she's sitting there waiting for the callback Yeah because we all did think they got too famous Especially Reggae Jean-Page, everybody was like

Oh yes he was the hit of the season Now he's going on to better things On him though wasn't he wanting more money for the second season And that was the rumor and they didn't want to pay it. Yeah, yeah. But for some reason she's gone lumped in on that when she's like, hey, I would like to come back. And Megan Fox has become the face of men's natural deodorant brand. Text Fox to see the ad.

Tired of being stinky and unlucky in love? Dr. Squatch Deodorant. Let your stick do the talking. The money they must be paying. Unbelievable. Yeah, she's dressed up in full tight leather as a teacher. and boobs out. Like, I don't know what she's getting paid to do it.

But I do think it's a bit of a weird move from her. She's so loved by women at the moment for some reason. Like, women have really rallied around her with a poetry book about being treated badly in the industry. And then the first kind of big campaign she does is very hyper-sexualized for men. Clint's already ordering it now online online. So there you go.

I think, you know what? What are you doing, Clint? Clint? Hmm? Oh, we've lost. He's actually already already. Yeah, yeah. God, you're such, honestly,

one of the most basic people I've ever met. God, it's just so simple. Nothing can get me down. Nothing you say to get me down right now. I'm in the middle of the ad. Clint Meg and Dan. StinkyB. 0-800, if you would like to be our first call of the day,

we've got a double pass to our must-see movie. It's a teen comedy called The Deb. It's out in cinemas. Now, 0-800, the edge. First call of the day. First call of the day. Always good finding out about different professions and things that people around the country do

that we have no expertise in whatsoever. We've spoken to dairy farmers. We've spoken to nurses. Truckies. A lot of trackies listen to the show this time of morning doing our big halls down and up and down the country. We had Josh, but he just dropped off. So we've lost Josh so you can take a spot.

Yeah, we might be turning to Ashley soon. She's just been three and a half weeks away. Well, three and a half weeks doing something. Yeah, she didn't say where and she said she's missed us, which is really nice. This place I'll bet. She said, just spent three and a half weeks and oh my God, I've missed you guys so much. Three and a half weeks. It's a decent holiday.

Europe. Europe, yeah, I mean, to be honest, you could go anywhere for three and a half weeks. You can't even go to Hamilton. Yeah, but you could hear us in Hamilton. Oh, bad news. What's going on? Maybe our phones are playing up at the moment because she's dropped off too. Bagger.

Oh, we can't do fiscal a day if our phones are bugger. Do you know what else is bugger around here? lights. I can't. I'm gone. I don't know when we're on here and off here because the lights aren't working. But the thing is, when we're off here, the lights are like still off. I feel like I haven't started the show because when we're in a studio, right, and if you can

imagine, we have very, very bright, like studio lighting. That means, right, the show started. We turn it on. It's like, here we go, we're on. And they're not working today. So I'm just in a normal room. So I don't feel at all like I'm performing. Meg's the only person I've ever met.

I haven't met a couple of others that are very specific about lighting Yes Meg can find the light in anywhere The perfect light for a photo She's very good at finding it It's her big talent Even if it's like a stranger taking a photo

In there It's going to be in their library And Meg's never going to see it again She'll go hold on How's the lighting Do you and she'll turn us all around And the thing is Meg I've seen photos with you

With your idea of good lighting And then another one with bad lighting I couldn't tell the difference Oh, yes, you could. You're gorgeous in every time to I find. Well, Patty from Mottieca is our first call of the day. Do we think he's Irish? Chances he's Irish.

Patty. Patty from Mottieca. I think there's a heritage there. There's definitely a heritage. I don't think you move from Ireland to Mottweca. No. Okay, we're going to just a good old Kiwi battler. Morning, Patty.

Morning, how are you? No, sorry. I'm not old. Irish accent there. Yeah, how is your Irish accent, though, any good? Oh, I don't know. No. It's only good on a Guinness.

Yeah. Sounds good on a Guinness. It's far from Irish. You've got to have the Guinness first day. Yeah, it's nailed it. What are you doing today, Paddy? What am I going to do today? I'm going to go do the gym today.

Oh, nice. It sounds like you're making it up as you go. Have you got a free day today? Oh, when you're not. Yeah, sorry, mate. What do you do for a job, Patty, or are you between jobs? I'm actually a home stay nanny. Oh, home stay nanny.

Oh, home stay nanny. That's lovely. You know what? Yeah. I take my hat off to nannies. It sounds like an easy job, doesn't it? You're just looking after kids. It sounds fun.

But it is. It's very difficult. Sometimes we don't even want to look after our own kids. You have to look after other people. So that's tough. It's brats. Yeah. Nightmare.

Thank you. Thank you. I enjoyed that. Well, when you... You looked it. Right on the nail there. Yeah, right on the nail. Yeah.

Right on me head. Hit it. Hey, um, we have a double passu a Masi movie, it's in cinemas now. So maybe today's the day. If you've got a free one, Patty, you go check it out. Oh, thanks a lot. Take the kids with you.

Ja bliss. Ja bliss, have a blessing day. All right. Thanks, man. Thanks, Patty. Watcher-A. Positive guy. Yeah.

Have you guys been to Botchewika before? No, don't know where it is. Couldn't put it on the map. Wow. That doesn't surprise me. Clint's been there. Yep. Yeah, beautiful place.

Yeah, in the old camper van. Yeah. Oh, a camper van holiday. Yeah. Yeah, nice. Shout out to Blitz. No, this is not going to be a paid post, no, but it was when they went through there.

just giving them added value. I never stop. I think it's Brits as well, not Blitz. Yeah, it's not Blitz, Sam. It's Brits. It's been a while. Shout out to Blitz, Cambervans. No, no one's.

Google it, and honestly, it'll be the first thing that comes up. Variations of. All right, noughty 640. I wonder if I've caught myself, like, I've got a bedroom injury. I don't know. I'll tell you what happened. You tell me, you go, no, that's not from the bedroom. Okay.

It's just from you getting old. Oh, that's probably more like it, me, BF. Clint, Meg and Dan, it's time to get naughty at 640. What have you done, Clint? He's injured me. I've sustained an injury. It was a little bit sore yesterday, and it's a lot more sore today. I know what you are going to say, me, get it checked. Yeah, shocker.

But is there a lump somewhere, go get it checked? No, I mean, I did the lump thing a while ago, and the lady was like, sweet as, you're fine. In fact, she... You can stress me out. I mean, when I was kind of apologising that she's having to fondle around my testicles as part of her job, and she goes, no, actually, it's good because I've just been doing shoulders all day, so it's a nice change. I think I'd rather do shoulders all day. We're both married, lady.

We talked about our partners before this. Right, so what's this injury? It's kind of on, like, the right side. It feels like... Of your groin area? Yeah, like... Do you do your tisicles or your penis? No, like...

Your groin. My groin. My groin. like on the right side of my, like, nut. It feels like, you know, if you roll an ankle, you get a bit of a strain. It's kind of like, even when I'm sitting down, it's like pain in there. In a testicle, it's probably, it might be twisted. It'll just be a pinch nerve.

You know, a friend of ours, I won't say his name, because I don't know if he wants it to be talked about, but he had a twisted testicles. And he had to wear special undies for a while, but to keep them in like a... Separate pockets? Yeah, separate pockets. Wow. Well, I have made love to my wife four nights out of five, and I'm wondering if I've sustained... Are you joking?

My God. Four times out of five nights. So I'm wondering if I've sustained an injury just from overuse. I wonder if Jaby's sustaining an injury as well. When you fall asleep, when you run too often. When you fall asleep, she's twisting your balls to be like, I have not doing another one. And she's like, oh, anything saw down there, man? Yeah, what's happening down there?

But you know, if you haven't gone for a run for a long time, and then all of a sudden you go, oh, I'm going to do like 410Ks back to back. And then you go, why does my knee hurt? God, stop referring to your lovemaking as a 10K run. Well, I'm saying, I haven't run, if we're going to keep the running, I haven't run for a while, and then all of a sudden I went for a run, and I was like, that was quite fun. And my wife was like, we should run more. And so we have been running more four nights out of five.

And now I'm like, ow, what is that? Do I just need to calm down? Or should I get it checked? Or is it like, it'll be fine. Are you sprinting towards the end? Like, once you see the finish line, are you going like really fast interval? I mean, interval training. I do a bit of sprinting.

Then I do a bit of jogging. I might go for a little walk for a bit. And then I'm like, actually, all right. can probably pick up the pace here and then I'll sprint again. And then I'll be flat out exhausted but always have a little to keep going because you have pace yourself. If the pain gets worse throughout the day, go to the doctor, yes. Well, it wasn't as bad yesterday. It's more painful today. Go to the doctor. What is wrong with people?

Just go to the doctor. Or just sit it out. I would sit it out for another day if it's still there tomorrow. Okay. Yeah. But don't have sex tonight? No, I would stay off the running for the day. No more running? No more running. So either go to the doctor, get it cleared up and they go, you're fine.

and you can have sex tonight or don't go to the doctor don't have sex tonight and see if it's tomorrow or maybe you could just spot you know what you could do you could just spot Jamie yeah right that's true

you know like just like if you're a bit like fatigued from you know gym work and stuff sometimes you'll just do bit of the spotting and I'll just cheer her on

just cheer her on and I'll stand at the finish line and go go go go yeah so there you go okay there's an option anyway

do we want to talk bedroom injuries or do you think We'll be quite shy. I mean, let's open it up. If you want to share, then the floor is yours. And if you don't, we'll do something else. Yeah.

Someone else has just said go to the physio. Doctor's not going to do anything. I don't think Nathan wants to do that. I went and saw him like two days ago. Nathan doesn't get to pick and choose. Doesn't it? Well, because he was literally rubbing my ankle a couple days ago. And then I'd be like, I'm back.

And he's that, oh, what's wrong with the ankle? Nothing. Maybe Nathan did the injury. You know who's doing your ankle work too vigorously. We could do that, or we could do who's the luckiest spinner? We've all done our odds today, haven't we? We've had a bedroom injury. Give us a call. We'll talk to you.

We'll talk to you. We're willing to chat to anyone about a bedroom. Bridget's calling from Hamilton. She must have had a bedroom injury. Okay. And Bree from Auckland. Okay. Unless... No, I think they're probably calling for the fuel let.

Oh, right. Not because Bree from Auckland has had a sex injury. Who would have thought this phona would have taken... gotten someone out of the woodwork for the very first time. First time caller. Bree, we're talking bedroom injuries this morning. Clint's got one and it bears you've had one. I've had one, but I've had one.

I rang up to spin the wheel, actually. Oh. Yeah, chicken and monkey. So, um, what happened in the bedroom first? First of all, um, this was quite a while ago. I was having some fun with my partner at the time. And my breast got caught in his flies. Jesus.

And it was really, really painful. That was a long time ago. What do you mean? The nipple or just the skin, some of the skin? Just the nipple. Oh, how does that happen? Logistically, how is it? that happened? Oh my goodness.

It's probably too much deed help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I had to have a guess and it was family feud, I think I'd have the top answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My goodness, me. I just wanted to hear it from the horse's mouth, but I mean, my goodness. It must have been very, very, was there like a scream when

that happened? Oh, it was a screech, yeah. Okay, and one last question. You just soldier on, or did it sort of ruin the mood? No, it ruined it. Oh, absolutely. Because I think I feel like

getting it stuck in the first place would be painful but then the removal in getting it out would be also very painful. Shantelle isn't throwing herself under the bus for a bedroom injury. She's throwing her mother and father-in-law. Oh my goodness, what happened? Hey Shantale.

Hi, well basically as old people, you know, they like to basically do what young people like to do and all the kinds of moves and she tried something, and she was basically at the edge of the bed, tried something with my father-in-law, and at the end fell off. But she got back up, don't worry. And how did you find out this story?

Was this just around family dinner, Christmas? Well, it was around a barbecue, basically. Drinks were flowing. Oh, yeah. It's like a bit of Christine. Father-in-law sounds bragging. So your mother fell over last night. That literally sounded like my dad

I thought he was in the room That's John Just trying to go see Thank you for the time You know what happened to mum last night No la la la la la la la la la la Clint Meg and Dan You've got the car

We've got the cash Fuel prices got you down Clint Meg and Dan have the perfect pick up It's time to spin the wheel This is 50K fuel let Yeah shout out to our mates At Nova's glass Windscreen triple crack

Notice it, notice it Let's see if we can get 50,000 bucks worth of fuel into your tank Morning. Louise? Hey Louise. Good morning. Hello.

Good morning. And what do you drive for your car? A Toyota. Oh, yeah. What sort of Toyota you're driving? Louise. Carolla. Oh, lovely.

Oh, I love a Toyota Carola. Nice and economical, hopefully. Yep. All right, well, you've got 100 bucks worth of free fuel in your back pocket that is yours. You cannot lose that. Congratulations. Okay. Awesome, thank you.

Who do you want to spend it this morning, Louise? Oh, I'm going to go Dan. Okay, Louise. I'm going to give it a good hearty spin for you this morning, okay? Louise and Christchurch driving a Toyota. $5,000. You can do it. Okay, one big spin if it lands on your car.

Five grand is yours instantly. Here we go. Spinning now. We're live on Instagram as well if you want to see what it looks like. It's not a bad spin, Dan. Oh, it landed on Ford two away. I'm sorry, Louise. That's the closest I've ever got.

That is very, very close. So I puck it up there for a second. Yeah, like me said, if you were driving a Ford and you didn't get through an 0-800-Eage, that was your $5,000 a moment then. Very close, Louise. Sorry, but no cigar. $100 still all yours and your next chance to play is coming up at 8? Yeah, 8 o'clock will do it again.

Damn, practice is behind the scenes, but I don't know if it helps. What does a Toyota carola say about someone? I think they'd like a reliable car. I think you're a mum if you drive a Toyota Corolla, only because my mum had one as well, like a family car. Discuss that next. What does your car say about you? Clint Meg and Dan. Yesterday on the show, Dan was talking.

about Suzuki Swift's and he was stereotyping the types of people that he thinks drive those. Turns out there's always going to be exceptions. I hang in a lot of male Suzuki Swift drivers because I said that it was a woman's car. Yes, you did. And I wouldn't find a man that drives Suzuki Swift

and there was about four or five of them. That's the thing with the stereotype. I mean, I think more often than not it's true, but it's not going to be true 100% of the time. No, no, no, of course not. But what does your car say about you? Today we're going with the trusty and reliable and very common Ford Ranger.

Yes, very common on the roads. In fact, I think it's the highest selling used in the country. Well, I would say it's a man's car mostly. Stereotypically, I would say more men drive this car. Although, you say that, Meg, but I would say that you would see a few, there's a few females that drive them. But I would suspect it's maybe like the girlfriend

taking the Ford Ranger for a spin because she doesn't want to be using her gas so she drives the boyfriends. I'm sure women own them. I'm just saying majority, I think it's a male's guy. and I do think you're the type of person that enjoys an overtake. I think you're like being at the front of the motorway.

When you see the passing lane, they just start frothing when it's 4Ks out. I think you're always going to go into the overtake even if you don't really need to. Are you one of those people that when there's, you know, the lights when you're feeding onto the motorway, those like ones that go green, red, yellow and then quickly like sort of like feed you on. You're very...

You don't really care. You don't really care about the red. You're not swollen for a road cone, that type of vibe. I also think, If you drive a Ford Ranger, you don't need a Ute, you want a Ute. And the only thing you've probably carried in the tray over the last couple of weeks is probably a chili bin full of beers. Do you think so?

It's not an actual like... No, I'm looking. I'm actually thinking of you, Mikey, at my gym. He bought a ranger. He just, he works at a gym. That's never seen a bit of wood in its life. No, no, he's not carrying anything around in the tray. Yeah.

I think there's also a certain amount of people that are driving a Ranger that are going, I just like being a little bit higher up. You know, they like the height in the car. I definitely think they like to feel like you'll be the king of the motorway. And their next purchase, if you're driving a Ranger, your next purchase in the back of your mind is a jet ski, I think. You know, tow it round over next summer. I know we're trying to get somebody on here, so I don't want to go too hard on the Ford Rangers, but I do think, I just think you're the best driver out. Okay.

You're a hater. Why don't we do this? So let's take calls from the people that are like, wow, you're bang on. you literally just described me, and people that are like, you are so far off. Take up for yourself. Are you the king of the road? Do you always need to overtake? You've got a watch list full of jet skis saved on Trade Me.

Yeah, you're always zoom past us, so you get out, you're in your Ford Rangers. Are you compensating for something driving that vehicle? The funny thing is both my dad and my brother, both drive Rangers. Well, they're Randalls, so I don't think they're compensating. No, shocker. Or maybe you're like, you are saying. So far off the mark, if you're the exception, we'll take calls from you as well.

Where we spot on with the car stereotype this morning. 0-800 the edge. What does what car say about you? The car stereotype we're focusing on this morning are the forward ranger drivers. Yeah, look, I was saying that you have to be the king of the road. You probably think you're the best driver out there. And I'm just saying what I see and what I feel.

You always need to pass in a passing lane. It comes up. It's almost like you can't, even though you don't need to pass anyone, you can't not go in that passing lane. Can I just stick up for the ranger drivers a little bit here? it's the highest selling U's in the country It's a practical car It's clearly reliable

I do love this text And these are the kind of people I love Dylan He has one He said this is really accurate actually I have a range and I told myself Yesterday I'm the best driver there is And at least you've got self-awareness I said Ranger drivers don't need a Ute

They just want a Ute And Joe just texted Sorry no Holly said I drive a Ford Ranger Don't need one I've never used the back I always go faster than everyone else And I wonder if a ranger driver, do we think it's fair to say, they're the type of people that are pulling to the gym car park

with their windows down, blaring their music, so that we know what they were last listening to before they got out? Definitely. Look, I just, I love people that can laugh at themselves, and I'm loving the texts that are coming in. Eric, morning, do you agree or disagree with the stereotype of a Ford Ranger driver? I definitely agree. You drive out West Auckland or South Auckland.

They've got big wheels, big snorkels. Alpacay challenge. I love the ones that the snorkels on. The snorkeled is like the wading water. I think that's an elevated personality trait for the snorkel. And the funny thing is it's probably only a two-wheel drive, not a four-wheel drive. Yeah, yeah. I'd love to know the percentage of snorkeled ranges that have actually needed the snorkel ever.

Oh, so funny. Yeah, because the snorkel meag is so that you can literally go into the water and go really deep into the car. To wade under the exhaust. And so it has a snorke because it's like breathing, your car's breathing underwater. So funny. Not it. Never used ever. Should we go to Christine?

Christine, you drive a ranger? Yes, I do. Well, okay, so you're outside of the stereotype that we've been creating. Is the rest of it fair? Oh, I think, I think women can drive rangers too, Ford Rangers. I got that because of the stereotype world thinking that it's a man's world. Not at all. A woman can do anything

I got my Ford Ranger cut in. What was the last thing you carried in the back of the yute? She's just to laugh. She's like, no, that's for groceries. It's got her dignity in the back. That's what she's got.

Julia, you upgraded your car to a Ranger? I did. I did very recently. You went from a Toyota Camry to a Ford Ranger. That is a job. Jump. I don't have a jump.

Yeah, and it was my choice. It was not my husband's choice. He's got his own youth. Oh, what does he drive? Two youths in the family. He drives a high lux. So he believes in the Ford Ranger sort of stereotype in the fact that I'm a bloody Ranger driver.

But, you know. Up with the Ford Rangers. Oh, it's so funny. Well, that's interesting. We've been more girls called men for the Rangers. And I must say, you've actually, I'm going to smile to myself next time I see a Ford Ranger overtake me, because I'm going to think that, yes,

your wank a bit less you know it. You've all helped the stereotype for me a bit. You know, the only car accident I've ever had ever in my life, I was rear-ended by a Ranger. That's a real statement to put on the radio. I love that we now have that as a piece of audio because you don't know if he means like a Ranger who looks after parks. You guys are so immature.

The producers are already writing it down. Would you like that clip to put on a button bar for you, Clint? Producer-dory tomorrow, perfect. I just said Ford Ranger. I know, but you just said a ranger took you from behind. It's very different. Very different. All right, coming up next.

Meg talks long distance besties with her back from the UK at the moment. Yeah, you might be able to relate if you've got one. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Megan, her friend are back to being besties because they're in the same country for the first time and forever. Yeah, actually, I'm very lucky to have, you know, a few girlfriends, but two of my closest girlfriends don't live in the same city as me. And it is...

Oh, you didn't want to put best in front of the friend, eh, because some of your other friends might be listening and get angry. Well, I think people can have more than one best friend, and I think that's fair. I've got many best friends. That must be nice. But by definition, surely if they're the best, they stand out in mine. It doesn't matter.

So I have a couple of best friends, if you would like me to say it that way, Clint, that don't live in the same city as me, one of them in Wellington and one of them overseas in England. And I don't get to see them anywhere near as often as I'd like to. And it's just something that we've had to learn to live with because we've all gone our different ways to create our own happiness in our lives.

Do you go above and beyond, like, in terms of texting them every day though? No, sometimes not, because we're just so busy with our own work and our own lives. And sometimes we'll message each other like a month later and be like, what's happening? Fill me in and we'll ask the voice messages. And today I get to see one of my best friends from the UK for a few hours before she goes back home again.

She had to do a very short whirlwind trip to see a sick family member. So I get together for a little bit of. a time but I don't know when I'm going to see her again after this. So I wrote something for anybody that knows what it's like to have a long distance sister or best friend or somebody in their life. Lovely. In another life, you aren't so far away. In fact, I live close enough so that I can wander down to your place in my sweatpants and slippers, holding a bottle of something in one hand and a snack that I picked up at the supermarket and the other because it made me think of you. I'll walk in through your door, unannounced, of course, launching straight into an

unfinished conversation from whenever we last chatted, because I know it would have only been been a few hours ago. Your kids say hi, but they barely register my presence anymore because it's all too common to see me laughing with you in the kitchen about nothing at all. There's no catching up, no long voice notes or messages because we know that at any point in time, it won't be more than a day that we will see each other again. Our partners are friends and each other's inboxes are just full of heartfelt eye roll-up questions asking, share yours again. We wouldn't be giving big news of pregnancies and promotions through a screen. There's no congrats in caps lock or letters in any order anyway that would capture the happiness that I feel for your success.

I'd be able to help you through whatever came your way, use my hands to dig through the mess with you, feel your hug and shoulders shaking from tears through the laughter. Our kids would be friends growing up together and we would watch them with teary eyes thinking how they really are just many versions of us and that our greatest wish is that they too might one day be neighbours. We move through the stages of life involved in every aspect, cheering each other on from the for so near sidelines and as we aged in time past with our minds beginning to slip

we would sit on the porch next to each other and go over every memory made to exhaustion with the knowledge that soulmates can be platonic. In another life you aren't so far away. And that's to all my friends and people out there that also have long distance

people in their lives that you just kind of, you just, you never thought it was going to be that way. You just thought you assumed you'd be able to just pop on down and have kids grow up together But it doesn't happen. When you're young, and you're together

and you're hanging out, you don't think of that. Our kids will be friends and our partners will be friends we'll do everything together but it just doesn't work out that way for a lot of people. Life gets in the way, eh?

It does, it does. So, yeah, shout out to that feeling. Oh, thank you, Dan. Yeah. I brought a tear to my eye and I've got a stone heart. Yeah. My goodness.

We really abruptly have to change gear and tease fuel later date, so are you ready? Hell yeah. All right. And we're back. Yeah, no, that was awesome. I hope your friend heard that.

I don't think she listens to me. Oh, no. She's clearly not your best friend. I reckon you think you're her best friend, but she doesn't. I don't think any of my really close friends really listen to me that much, which is probably good. They just do their own thing. Yeah.

Like, gosh, she gives way too much. Hey, best friends don't have to be listening to everything that we've taken out. All right, 50K fuel, back at 8 o'clock, so we'll play in just over 30 minutes. Your car could win you 50 grand's worth of fuel. Good luck. Clint, Megan Dan. Go!

Smart Or Stimmy Yeah, cost of living and cost of fuel and everything in the moment it's, I guess, good to get creative with ways to save money, but sometimes you can get too creative. I mean, I did a video a couple of weeks ago

on my Instagram about fuel prices and how, as a joke, people put their car into neutral. I said buying it into neutral and coast down hills to save money. The amount of people that message me being like, I actually do this, I've been doing it for years.

I love to know what it saves money. I'd love to know. If you are doing that. If you've noticed a difference. Yeah, have you noticed a difference in how much fuel you're using? Yeah, there's definitely a change in the waters, you could say. Because I saw our boss, said to us yesterday, Boss Jack, said he saw for the very first time people in a huge line for the bus. Like, he's never seen people lining up for the bus before, which I guess is a good thing in the way that you can think about public transport getting more useful.

My wife catches that she started catching at the start of the year. and she was a bit dubious at the start. She was like, oh God, I don't want to go on the bus. She loves it now. Like loves it. Well, you can, I guess, do more on the bus or the train than you can do driving. And you get to work quicker because they go on the bus lanes.

Yeah, true, true, of course. This one, I think, is definitely stingy. Someone says they pull all the grapes off the vine before they go and weigh them. Don't get off stingy. Stingy. Oh, yeah, so if you had a supermarket. Because you pay by weight.

So you put them in a little brown bag. How much is the vine, right? I know. Really? Really? You go you've gone too far. I don't know. When you think about it, you are paying a lot of skin on the banana.

Like the skin, can you unpeel the banana first? I don't know if you're allowed to do that. Unpeal them, put them in a little baggie. You're going to have to eat them all like on that day, I'd imagine. Well, if you make a banana cake, it could work. Someone else said, I only buy clothes on sale, even when I don't need clothes at the time. I bank them. That's interesting because...

I think that's an addiction. Yeah, because you're not necessarily... You're spending money when you don't need to. Because she's saying she doesn't need the clothes. But then her defense would be like... You can't miss it. You're always on sale. Dan's going to think this is smart because he'd do this.

I lurk when I see the vending machine guy doing a restock, sometimes you'll throw me the odd freebie or stuff that's almost about to expire. Yeah, you make friends with the people that have got extra things that you need. I think that is smart, but it is going on the side of Stingy. I think another thing you can do. Oh, I have the app, actually. I don't know if you guys know about this app. It is called, oh God.

Meg, don't do this to yourself. I'm pulling it. I think it's called Foodie, and you open it up, and the end of the day, a lot of cafes in your area say all these things are discounted because we can't keep them in the stocks anymore. Muffin break always do half-priced muffins. I know about it.

Muffin break. You need to have shares in Muffin Break. Okay, Smart or Stingy, cutting the toothpaste tube open towards the end. If you're having to squeeze it out and roll it up, it's done. Like put it out. And this one. I just don't buy a round when it's my.

turn at the bar. No, that's not cool. Oh, really? So you just disappear. You could get away with it once, but if it's the second or third time, you'll get a name for yourself. Yeah, exactly. You don't want to be that guy at the pub who's not buying rounds. That's disgusting behaviour. Disgusting. I'm the same ilk of that Lisa's text story saying, I say I'm not that hungry. I'm just getting a starter when we go out for dinner. Then eat someone else's fries. Meg! Meg! That's not me. I will always get my own fries. That might have been me back in the day,

but I'm a well-paid woman now. I'm getting my own fries, thank you very much. I'd rather get a buffer fries for the table so they don't touch my fries. Although that's true, I do buffer fries for the table. You're going to do that. That app is food print, by the way. Food print.

Yeah, if you want to check it out, it's very good. All right, 20 minutes away from your chance to score $50,000 worth of fuel just from the vehicle that you drive if you are feeling the pinch of the pump. Clint Megan Dan. Stinky Boo. Just before the song said,

which occupation do you think gossip the most in New Zealand I can tell you the ones that gossip the least according to a study truck drivers Oh and they're alone now I think that's probably why They reckon over 90% of people

are guilty at gossiping In the workplace I'm surprised it's not higher I've always wanted to be a truck driver But no gossip really turns me off You'd be constant on that little like walkie talkie Tokey kids 104 ain't got any gossip boys

Dan's got the number Like goss just out of his truck Yeah, so I've got a list here actually of the top five most gossipy professions. Apparently there is a study done in 2016, so I don't know if it's still relevant, but personal trainers number five. I would believe that. Yeah, a lot of time between sets.

Yeah, yeah, and you meet with different people, and they're all in kind of transformative eras of their life a lot of the time. Yeah, and I guess they're talking to heaps of different people, are they, about what their problems are. Flight attendants came through at number four. Wow. I guess because they're all like standing up the front in the galley, hey, gossiping about

like she's not so much not so much with passengers but with each other yeah yeah yeah yeah

now Natasha's called through you've got number three Natasha what did you call for oh I called through for receptionists

yeah receptionists yeah you call up a doctor you call up they're the first person to hear your dirty little secret

that's true and then also they're like kind of like a safe space that people can come out of the office to go and sit at your desk I used to be a receptionist and people got to kind of offload onto me.

And Natasha's probably on to something there because it's not also the type of job where you are, it's not a confidential type role where you're a doctor and you're like, sorry I'd love to say, but I can't. It's part of my ethics. Say whatever you want. So a few honourable mentions, nurses and hospital staff are there and there as well. They've got to be gossiping about patients and stuff. See some stuff, don't we? Teachers.

But number one, Michelle, good morning. Hello. You got it right. Michelle, who do you think is the most gossipy workplace? Definitely hairdressers. Hair dresses. Bang on the money. Yeah, that came through as number one.

The most gossipy profession. Thanks, Michelle. I mean, to be fair, Clinton and I really can't probably speak for this, because we go to barbers. You go to a barber? Yeah. And they're not really gossipy barbers. The barber I go to, very un-gossopie,

but me, you're sitting down for like three hours at a time. Yeah, but I've had the same hairdresser for for 10 years, and she's like a friend, so I wouldn't say, I'm in a situation that I don't have a gossipy hairdresser because I just chat to her as my mate but I guess that's how it happens What about you, Neeps? You got your hand up? Yeah, I was at the barber the other day

and my regular barber wasn't available on the website So when I went to a new barber which feels bad on its own I asked him why my regular barber wasn't there He went on to tell me a story about how there was a tiff Between two barbers Leading to them both stepping down from the business So still happens at barbershops Yeah, the one time I went to a hairdresser

to get a hair dye, I remember her telling me, the hairdresser herself, telling me that she was thinking of leaving her husband. Like she was gossiping about her husband. Oh my goodness. So she's like, she's like, he hasn't got to gossip me out. I have to give my own. Yeah. And like that was the first time I'd met this woman. So that made me think that she's telling everyone. Okay, well, do we want to focus on them? What did the hairdresser overshare? Mm. Pretty, you've just to be a hairdresser. So we kind of throw in shots at your old profession. No, honestly, I, so yeah, I was a hairdresser. This is one of the reasons I left the industry. Because it is toxic, man. And now, I'm sure not every salon is like that,

but the back room at the one that I worked out. Can we also open up, I don't know if you like this voice, but can we say, what did you hear as the hairdresser? And they can go on the voices. I don't think many heads are like, oh, I don't want people knowing that I'm spreading there. But if you want to go on the voice as well, if we're right, they'd love to call up and have a goss.

True, true. Yeah, so what did you hear from the hairdresser? Or if you are a hairdresser, what did you hear? And if you own a business, you're like, no, I can't be heard on the radio. We can change your voice. We'll change your name. No or no. We've got all the technology here. Oh, 800 the edge.

All right, let's go to the calls. We're talking about hairdressers. Are you one or have you had your hairdresser? You're the guilty of everything the most gossipy profession. Absolutely. Rebecca, are you a hairdresser? Hi. I am a hairdresser.

What's the gosh, Rebecca? Come on. Spill the tea, pipes. You would be so shocked. I have 50-year-old woman and above that love swingers clubs. Oh, gosh. God, you must be so excited when you see that they rebook. You're like, I'm going to get an update.

Let's go. I know. But when, Rubik, are like, how long are you seeing these clients before they open up with something that personal? Honestly, it'll be on the first appointment. They just sit in the chair and it's like a slacker's spell goes over them and they just tell me the most crazy things. You must be trustworthy.

You must be safe your hands. You know those faces? Because I guess you always like half hairdresser, half psychologist, I suppose. Yeah, well maybe therapist I don't like to pick I don't like to you know Give them a diagnosis Exactly exactly

That's interesting because we tried to get swingers on before to chat about them Chat about swinging and they're very hard to get We just need to get a hairdresser's chair in here Yeah Yeah Put a cape around in here I'll bring it in Pratika morning

Morning Morning Morning Are you a hairdresser or a barber No just a customer Okay God. So what did you hear?

What was the goss? So I used to take my son to the barbers, and the really good one was a has stopped coming, and I asked them what happened, and they told me he got house arrest. Oh, house arrest? I know. God, I used to that and then, like, lock in. Did they get into why? Or did that where the gossip stopped?

Just he's done a few naughty things. A few naughty. A few naughty? And then I was like. And he was, once trusted with some sisters. This is round your head for a while. My goodness, me. I think, I think that wasn't the situation.

I think maybe stealing or something. I don't know. That sucks too because you're like, mate, you're a bloody good barber. And now I've got to find a new guy. What a waste. Someone's text through saying that I, they were a headerouser.

I had a client come and saying, my husband thinks this appointment is only $80. Don't say anything if he comes in. Oh, he's got to be crazy if he thinks that any woman is going to a hair salon for less than $100. Ignorant. Because how much is it like 300 bucks, hey? It depends what you get. If you're getting full head of foils and extensions in a car, yes, then you're going to be 300 upwards.

But if you're just getting your trim, 100 bucks and then maybe your roots done, that's me. I know a guy that would probably do a cut in colour for you for 45 bucks. Is that producer car? No, just most barbers. I don't think I could go to a barber and say, can you do my roots and give me a trim? He'd say, get out of here. He'd be like, I can't just do fades. Yeah, that's true.

There are some barbers that are just epic it fades, but that's it. One of my clients is sleeping with the CEO of a huge New Zealand company. You can get away with anything. Damn, man. I mean, there's a lot of God. I'm guessing that's coming from a hairdresser. We get a lot of gossip. The amount of overshearers that we get on this show.

Yeah. That's pretty much what our job is. Oh, I love this text. I'm florist. I'm delivering flowers to a lady from this man, whilst the wife and the man is in our shop, mouthing off, about who is this woman. Oh! Florists as well.

Flores would be good, good, good, good. Somebody asked talking about how they were lying to the police about their horrible partner so they could get custody of the kids. They said, obviously she didn't clock that her kid, oh, that I was her kid's school principal. Ooh. You've got to be careful who you're gossiping to.

And that's the case. We just got this texting. A friend worked in a prison and sleep with the prisoner. But I don't know if you're a hairdresser. Plenty dressing. Oh, the hairdressers are coming out of the woodwork now. They're all texting. Prisoners need haircuts too, Mac.

We can do this as a daily segment. All the hairdressers are like, I'll say something. Yeah, I'll come up. Clint Meg and Dan. Your car is your ticket to win. It's time to spin the wheel. Clint Megan Dan's 50.

8 o'clock. Shout out to Nova's class. Win screen, triple crack. Notice it, notice it. Your car can win you $50,000 worth of fuel. We have our giant roulette wheel of fuel behind us. Hopefully you're driving the right car this morning to win. Good morning, Andy.

Hello, my friend. Hello, my friend. Andy. I hear your commute is from Lower Heart to Between. Tony, what a beautiful drive you do every day? Oh, it's a treat. It is the treat. Okay.

And what do you drive? Mitsubishi. Oh, Mitsubishi, okay. It's on the wheel. Okay, so who do you want to spin, Andy? Meg, Clint to myself. I'm going to go with Meg. Okay, here she goes.

Okay, if Meg spins up your car make Mitsubishi, you will win yourself $5,000 worth of fuel this morning. Andy? Are we ready? He's going to. She's going to. I can feel it. Okay, good luck. Here she goes. One big spin there.

Here we go. Oh, that's one hearty spin. Okay, ready to the top, bottom. Top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, slowing down bottom. Top. Oh, it's just gone past. Landing on BMW. My goodness.

Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Yeah. If you had a BMW, Andy, you would have $5,000 rich, mate. Oh, well. I'll be $5,000 richer anyway. Yeah, so true, Andy. Thanks, Andy.

You still win $100 with a fuel, though. Yeah, man. And if you do want to watch Long Live, so you know it's all legit, you can always text Fuel to 3-3432. And another chance to do it tomorrow. Yep, seven and eight. I love spinning the wheel.

It's so exciting. Yeah, I know. I was so excited when Andy picked me. I only spun it once this morning behind the scenes, and I got it on the 5,000 on the first go. Coming up next, my mum's moving house in the next couple of weeks. She's got a huge basement. where a lot of stuff is kept from my childhood,

from my youth, from my college years, Meg. Stop it, don't look at me like that. This could be our only chance to find a Dan's diary. How soon can I get to your mum's basement? We'll talk about it next. You have to fight for it. Take a number and get in line, Meg. I'm giddy.

Yeah, and so you should be. I mean, I'm a little bit excited as well because when we first started the show coming up four years ago now, 2023 when I joined the show, we found an old diary of mine and we Meg presented it to the nation, really, didn't you? Yeah, I got to read the entries of Dan's diary

from when he was in high school and it was truly the greatest moments of my career. Yeah. I mean, and you did it so much justice. It was like I was listening to it for the first time as well and I wrote it maybe when I was 15, 16. Yeah, we ended up getting about maybe three of them. One of them was like the main diary.

Then we had a notebook and I think we had another like little notebook. They were actually, I'll say this. They were so great in terms of you would listen, you just can't even make this stuff up. And Dan was doing it as 15, writing it fully serious. But because it was so funny, people genuinely thought we were making them up. Yeah, people thought that we were like, so I was maybe like adding GST, none of them.

We actually had to take photos of them and showing people these like, little 1B5s and stuff. I mean, I brought one of the old ones in. Oh, can I touch it again. Yeah, you can. Thank you. Oh, my darling old girl. And I remember very vividly back at high school, how at college,

we had things called tutor groups, a tutor group. And we'd write, as part of it, we had to write in a diary each day. And it could be anything from what happened in the day. No one checked it either, so it wasn't a piece of homework. You could just write in it. You can tell, because Dan was actually really sassy. He was very sassy in his diary. And to his mum's really.

cooking always at the end he'd kind of rate his mum's dinner. And so what I'm trying to say is there's a lot of them out there. And I'd imagine there's probably most of them have been thrown away. That's just the saddest thing. But here's the thing. My mum is moving house very, very soon. She's got a rather large basement. And it's full of different bits and bulbs.

Wow. Stuff from her, stuff from my brother. Oh. Stuff from me. I know there's a few boxes in there I wonder and I I'm just putting it out there Can we call it an attic?

Let's call it an attic So we stop the stupid Very immature connotation In my mother's basement We can be mature We can be mature If it's in your mum's basement's in a basement Can we stop talking about it please

What have we got in your mum's basement Come on I just wonder if there's hunger out there Oh goodness Okay sorry I can do it I think I can do it I'm hungry for you. Okay.

Just Clint, Megan, myself. Yes. Go down to my mother. Don't tease me. Yes, is the answer. And have a good fosick. Yeah. A good rumourish.

And see if we can find. Another dance. I mean, I'll probably just watch. I'll do anything. I think you should stay outside. Megan and I will go in. I'll take one more team. It's all good.

I would do anything to even have a 5% chance of finding another one of your diary. I mean, Lisa's already texted saying yes, bring it back. I mean, there's no, I don't want to guarantee it because I genuinely We could be getting very excited for nothing, but I still like the idea I'm still willing to put the time in for the potential. So this will happen a couple of years ago and if you are a new listener, which believe it or not, we might have some of them, yet I would love to maybe, do we look back? How can we take a bit of my hands?

Trip back down memory lane of some of the Dan's diary entries. Oh God, can I reread some of them? Because honestly, I think we would have forgotten most. Well, I read the first page of the one I just gave you before because I can't find the other tour. I'm going to have another hunt today. But I don't remember it. It's like I've blocked it out. That first page.

Okay, why don't we go to a song Meg? You ever flick through find something that you like? Well, can I just start again? Can I just do the first page? Yeah, if you are. Yeah, it's all good. It's not like I need a dig deep closer. It's all good stuff. It's all good. Oh, how good. So how long we got

before your mum moves out? Well, I think in a week or so's time we can go and check it out. Yeah. Hey, chuck it into the show diary. We go into Dan's mum's basement. We're going to find something. Let's call it a rat, okay?

Dan's teasing us with the potential of another dance diary for you, OG listeners of the show. And I don't want to promise it because I don't know. Sure, you haven't. I don't want to get people's hopes up. Yeah. We'll hunt for one. Yeah. But we thought maybe with the potential of a new dance diary on the horizon,

it might be nice for us to take a trip back down memory lane for the new listeners of the show that maybe have never heard it. Sit back and relax while we'll. time into Dan's diary. Actually, I would love to know. Can you text him? Please, please, please, please. Just text and let me know if you don't know what we're talking about. Like, if you're about to experience this for the first time, I need to know that I know somebody is out there. About to experience this for the very first time.

There's a few little grabs. Like, Dan was very sassy back when he was 15. He got angered by a lot of things. Michael's forehead is so big we could project the movie onto his head and still enjoy it. That's what I mean? That was our friend Michael where he just had a very big forehead receding. Who was that for? You know what I mean? It's just your own diary.

Like, who's the joke? It would have been something we'd done it. Like, I think we used to hang out in a classroom at lunchtime. No, I get it, but you're writing it down as if it's like you're going to get laughter. No one's reading it. No, no one's laughing. And then, he got upset about a lot of things. The dance act.

It was all Christian music. Didn't even play Creed. Famously a Christian band. Creed were my favorite band back then. I laughed creed Oh great Alright I'm gonna Just open to the first

This was always one of my favourite things The very first page is questions for the year Number one Where do I want to be at the end of the year Question mark Number two maths Question mark question mark question mark Question mark question mark

Number three art Question mark question mark Number four English question mark Number five Win speech contest You definitely didn't spoil it Oh my god

Is that the dinosaur speech That he ended the year with Oh my God Number six, better attitude in class. You want to achieve merit for NCEA and make new friends. Also, you're addicted to Magic the Gathering. Didn't know you're a card boy, but... I don't know if I was addicted.

Did I say I was addicted? Addicted. It says addicted. I did love it. Okay, first entry. What a nerd was I. Okay. What a nerd. We have a new tutor group leader this year.

Mrs. Ray has retired and now we have Miss Royal. She's far from Royal. Greasy here. No organisation. You're such an asshole I always forget You're 15! Sorry, okay Everybody can see she's not going to last

The prefab class has been demolished this week And I found a packet of cigarettes beside one of them They are all still smokable Oh smoker Oh my God Mark said they are strong ones It could seriously F me up and that's true kids smoking is bad

just stick to magic the gathering I've handed them over to reception Mrs Robo Oh did you end them in He didn't want to get seriously effed up From some cigarettes Clint She said they'll throw them out But actually I bet she smoked a lot

Chris and I am planning on going to Alice's this weekend To let off some old fireworks His dad found in the garage There are some sky rockets in there that are now illegal, if yeah. Lunch, corn, dinner, chicken nugget. I used to list all my dinners. This one's going out to your teacher.

She should have to be quite nice. She gave a bad first impression, but I warmed to her. Serrano's just sex going, this is my first time listening to Dan's diary. Oh, yeah. Oh, what a treat. Well, there's, yeah, there are some older stuff

that maybe we can dust off in the lead-up that are just some of the best ones if you've missed. What's happening in the next episode? The next episode, Ellie, got a new phone. Who's Ellie? A friend of mine, she was like one of my best friends. Yeah, it's got a lot of different ring tones, and you're very excited about it.

Okay, but we're all locking in to go to Dan's mum's basement and try to find a Dan's diary before she moves house. And we lose Dan's diary forever. It's worth the journey, even if we come up, MD. What are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? Tomorrow, you're such a bad child. You don't deserve that woman.

Next, the new series that had my wife crying three times in a 30-minute window. Oh, wow. Yeah. God, it's good. Clint, Megan Dan. It's become a new obsession in our house. I know when I tell you the show, you're going to be like, Clint's been around three seasons. This is the fourth now.

Everyone's been talking about it. I'm just like, when I got on Game of Thrones and realized it was pretty good, like eight years too late. Are you starting on the fourth season? Yeah. Oh, Clint. Season 4. Oh God, what is it?

What is it? Because I want to know if I've seen it. It is brilliant. It's replaced friends in our house. And you know that's been on repeat for two seasons now.

What are you just discovered? Love on the spectrum. Oh, God. You were so behind the time. We've been obsessed with love on the spectrum for many years. The producers have just done this incredible job of giving us

insight into a very different all these beautiful people that are doing life very differently to everybody else and it's not making fun of it's like educating people my daughter's like 10 and she's watching and my daughter, it's a great show to watch with her

because she goes, oh my God, she's so beautiful and my daughter's saying these things realizing that someone who has autism is doing life with a slight disadvantage in some areas because of their social cues and different things and just finding

this joy from parents wanting to see their kids with autism, live a fulfilled life and experience the things that most people get to. Yeah, I've got some favourites. Oh, like Logan? Everybody does, hey. Connor, Madison.

Oh, I've gotten a name, but there was one girl in the earlier seasons who was really obsessed with having intimate relations with somebody and, God, me and my husband are just obsessed with her. We just love her. And some of the guys are so articulate and very smart with their choice of words. I'd, wife looked at me like in tears three times

and almost like, why don't you talk to me like that? I think, because they're so pure, eh? They don't, they have no filter a lot of the time and so what they say is what you get. Okay, it's amazing. This is a thing that's getting a lot of attention online at the moment. And it's one of the girls on the show, Love on the Spectrum, having her first kiss.

Do you want a kiss? Sure. So I'd just go for a seat for it. Yeah, it's, well, whatever you want. want to do okay yeah it's okay okay he went for the awesome yeah wow yeah wow that was awesome totally yeah yeah

he went for the cheek and as he went for the cheek and he went for the cheek she chased him and tried to get his lips oh please i like that she's really in charge in that relationship but my daughter literally literally they go home from school and go, can we watch Love on the Spectrum? I want to watch season four yet. You've got seasons one to three to go through as well. Season one and two, I think, are the best. Oh, fantastic.

So, so good. Yeah, we just had a big breakup in the Love on the Spectrum community as well. Saw that online. I'm getting spoilers. Single, yeah. It's got to be hard. I mean, yeah. I mean, if you haven't watched it, do yourself a favour. It's so good.

Yeah, it's on Netflix if you're looking to find it. I mean, most people have seen it. Clint more People would be like Why you talk about this? It's like 10 years too late It's been around for like Over 10 years

I could also recommend Game of Thrones A very different show But that was quite good When I finished it last month Okay coming up next This was actually something We didn't really To spend a lot of time with yesterday

But Dan admitted That he met his Well now wife And said I love you Within five weeks of knowing her I think that's actually not that bad Turns out maybe it's not Dan There's a lot of people that are in the same boat, if not short a time period.

Clint, Megan Dan. How long from meeting to the I love you. I don't think, is there any rule of thumb on this? Like, is there a thing really? No, I don't think so. I don't think, I don't think so, but I do, you've got to know that the other person's feeling it as well. Otherwise, you could potentially scare them off very early. Don't you think when you know, you know?

I don't, yeah, well, yes or no. I think there's a different sort of way. I don't think it's the butterflies and everything you do. I think you get them, but I think it's more of like quiet and always. when you know that's the person. And also, Dan, yes. It just seems very comfortable. I agree when you know you know, but I don't think they need to know.

Yeah, I think. If you know way earlier than them. Yeah, I think you can sit there and go, oh, wow, I love this person, but maybe you don't tell them for a wee while. Life's short. We're here for a flash. But the problem is sometimes those new relationships are like when you're holding them off. You're going to be so careful not to touch its wings because it'll never fly again.

You know, and you might scare them off. And you could have, they could have been the one, but you just scared them off. I think sometimes, yeah, something's, they were flashed in the pan, though, right? Lots and lots of emotions right at the beginning. So what have we got on the text machine? It was around five weeks for me. There's a lot of people texting through now. Should we go to Brooklyn? Well, Maria goes four weeks. She said, I loved you after four weeks, but they were engaged

after three months? Oh, wow. But they've got four children in their 24th wedding anniversary, so it works for it. Well, Brooklyn, can you beat four weeks? I think I was two and a half to three weeks. Wow. Wow. And so this was, were you the one that said, I love you first? No, he did.

Oh, really? And they didn't scare you off? No, we met each other on a Saturday night, and within the next weekend, I pretty much started living with him, and we were dating within a week, and it was about two and a half weeks for three weeks. They both said, I love you,

and then we were engaged about two and a half, three years of dating. We've been engaged for a year now. Brokeland, question with, like, when you met him, do you live in, like, in a small enough place that you knew of him? No, so we live, nah, he lived in, Pofara and I lived in Waiuku.

Yeah. And he came and picked me out. And we hung out together. And then within a week, I was living there. Yeah, and then I've never left. And you're still together now to this day? Yep, we're still together. How long has it been four years, it says here, eh?

Almost four years in June, it'll be four years. And we've been engaged for just over a year. It's so risky to throw out there. I love you two and a half weeks in. Because the chances of them seeing it back a lot. Oh, if you know then. Yeah, we both knew within the get-go that this is it.

I think you'd be the exception, personally, not the rule. Can we beat three weeks? I don't think we can beat three weeks. Has anyone got a shorter time from meeting to I love you? You can beat two and a half to three weeks. Maybe you just met them and you're like, I love you. That's cute. You've got to be careful if you do one of those.

Oh man, I love you. Does that count? I think that's how I did it. If they did something funny and you go, oh my God, I love you. I think I genuinely was when I said I love you. It was almost like it slipped out. It was and then luckily I think Hannah says. it back.

That might be, which is worse, Meg, side note, saying I love you and not getting and I love you back, getting a thanks, or saying God I love you and then thinking you've said it, but you didn't mean it like that. Yeah, I know somebody that went through very similar situation when I, um, she works on different radio station. She thought he said, I love your body. I love your body. I love you, PJ.

And she said, he actually said, I love your body. Completely different things. I wonder who that was. I said she's worked on a different station. That was a, um, I thought, one. One of the worst ones I've heard. It is bad. Yeah.

All right, who can be two and a half weeks? Anyone? Clint Megan Dan. Hello, How long from meeting to I love you? Dan just dropped a little fact yesterday that we didn't know about our friend that we've known for three and a half years. That him and his wife, five weeks. Turns out that's not even that long for most people.

No, we have Brooklyn at three weeks, was she? And now people were coming in quick and past. Kind of bragging that they knew when they knew. Michelle, how long did it take for you and your partner? Good morning, guys. It was, he told me after three weeks. So this is another man that started at first.

This is interesting. Yeah, yeah, man done it first. And did you respond with a thank you or? No, it was a bit weird because he did it kind of cockily. We were in the shower together and he like, he's a big on charades and he pointed to his eye and he had this little thing in the top of the shower. And then he had it like falling, like I'm falling.

and then he was like pointing at me for you. And I actually put me a while to get it. And then when we got out, he gave me a huge hug. And he was like, did you not get what I was trying to say? I don't think any of us did. And he's like, I love you. Oh. It's like an ex of mine said it for the first time in a song.

You know, like, Malvin the lyrics. Does that like, yeah. That's like an LUV for me? I don't know. Yeah, it doesn't quite count. All right, let's see. But I'm happy to hear. I think Michelle and her partner marry for 13 years.

So it worked. Let's go to you. Megan, how long did it take for you and your partner? He said it was in two weeks. Oh, now we're talking. You must be a catch, Megan. And are you still together now? Being married, 20 years, being together 21.

My goodness, me. And did you hit him back with the pressure that I love you too? I just looked at them blankly. I wasn't really sure what to say at that stage. How long did it take you out of interest to reciprocate the love? It took me another couple of weeks, actually. Oh, yes, too. Yeah.

But no, I don't regret anything. Oh, that's good. And good for you not just saying it back because it's awkward to not if you're not feeling it. You're like, oh yeah, well, you know, you'll sit there and he is only human. Like you can not blame him. From the little we know of Megan, I don't blame him. Most guys probably would. The fact that he took him two weeks, feels.

I think he was holding back. Molly, how long for you and your partner? It was one week. Damn, Molly. Now, this is getting ridiculous. Yeah. How do you know someone well enough? to love them after a week.

Had you first met the, like, you didn't know him before this? No, um, your phone's breaking up. Your phone sucks. No, we can't hear you. Sorry. Let's go to Shy and see if we can figure it out. Hey, Shai. Hi.

So you said you, how long did it take to I love you's? I was within the first week and we were also living together. Okay, whoa, whoa, give us the timeline from you meeting to everything that happened because you are doing life and fun. fast forward. So we did meet in high school, but we didn't actually speak to each other throughout the high school years. We were in completely different friend groups.

And then we hung out one night after we both finished school. We started dating that night and we're living together. And he was saying, I love you, within the first week. Within, so it's less than a week. And you're still together now? Not shy at all. Yeah. Ironically.

Yeah, we've been together 10 years and got a daughter. Wow. And did you reciprocate, I love you, back to him? It probably took like a month for me to back back, but I wanted to enjoy it. Looks like the boys. Yeah, forward up, babe. Are you able to share on the radio? Is it not appropriate to tell us what you were doing just before he said I love you? No, we were just hanging out.

Wow, okay. Yeah, what is wrong with you? It's just a beautiful moment. Yeah, high school. I'm just doing, you know, I could have meant bowling. I could have meant temper and bowling. Oh, really, really, really. And he was just so elated and ecstatic with his score.

You know, when you just get filled with him. Dols, cleansing. You've got a strike. Oh, that's interesting. I like it, because it means that it's a statement of intent, isn't it? If you feel the feelings, just say it. Yeah. I hate the games with that sort of...

I also do love the women who have gone cool. That's cool for you. It's not there for me yet. Yeah. But we're going to pump the brakes and I'll maybe give it to you in a month. Vanessa Tech's insane. My ex said in two weeks, I said, thanks. I love me too.

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