The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Can you load a dog sound Clint?

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they dive into the latest trending topics and entertain you with their unique brand of humor. In this episode, the trio kicks off the day with a live rendition of 'Teenage Dirtbag,' discusses the controversial 'run it straight' competition, and explores the quirky world of funny sayings with a game. Special guests join in, including enthusiastic callers weighing in on hot debates. Whether it's scandalous stories, music, or making sense of confusing idioms, this show has it all! TEENAGE DIRTBAG LIVE PERFORMANCE LINK: https://www.rova.nz/radio/the-edge/shows/the-edge-breakfast/episodes/onlyfans-name-that-no 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Setup00:45 Morning Banter and Voice Concerns02:08 Throwback Thursday and Music Talk17:22 Labor Stories and Partner Mishaps26:30 Is It Cheating?35:00 Mall Incident and Friendship Roasting38:33 Lorde's Pop-Up Show41:12 MC/DC42:11 The Final Performance53:42 Good Deeds Gone Bad01:09:04 Run It Straight: A Dangerous Trend01:18:46 Meg's Mixed-Up Sayings

This is a podcast from Rover. They separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans Three people with boring mundane pathetic lives. Hey Clint's life's quite exciting Force of habitit. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora! Good morning, 1 to 6 on your Thursday, Good morning! Meg, good to see you! Andy!

And he's back. Our boy has rested his voice successfully. Although, it's talking-wise fine. Yeah. You can hear it, brilliant. Back to its normal sexy self. But I wonder whether, because we're going to be singing later on today, whether it's going to shit itself again.

Okay, well, should we have the gas on standby? I wonder. We'll only know then. Don't tease her. We'll only know once I've sung it, if you know what I mean. Oh, so then that's probably a no. Yeah. You know how you can get like a live studio recording?

You know sometimes like say at the Nokia Theater, you're like John Mayer, and it'll be like he'll record the live show. That's effectively what we hope it will sound like at 7.45 when we perform Teenage Dirtbag live on the radio. So yeah, are we gonna put that up as like its own podcast, like the live version and stuff, like recorded properly? Yes we are, okay.

Yeah, we're getting thumbs up from the producer, I think they're just giving you what you want, mate. I think your version is different enough that the algorithms won't pick it up for copyright, so I think we'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, our version's a little quicker and then sometimes slower, and then. Okay, Meg, I mean, you need to sing in tune as well.

Don't throw stones at this glass house, baby. Don't you worry about me. Don't you worry about me, Daniel. Okay, I won't. I'll be fine. Clint, Meg, and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. It's time for our 6 a.m. throwback.

We may have gone down different routes, I fear, with this one. Now, there was this conversation had with our boss yesterday. Dan wasn't privy to it. It was between Dan and I and boss, and there's a new thing we're doing from nine? You mean Clint.

You mean Clint. Sorry about that. I think it makes them look very similar to him. Yes. Unless I was completely out of the room, just still there physically. I was unconscious. Sorry about that.

Dan does that, but Dan is sometimes in the room. Yeah, just not even there. Just a blank look on my face. So, yeah, he was telling us that we've got a new thing happening at nine. And he said something a lot... Yeah, throwback Thursday, like every hour from nine o'clock. And he said it's very naughty, naughties. And so...

Naughty nineties? He said the word spicy. And I took spicy as these songs are like, woof, where'd that come from? I haven't heard that song in so many years. A tiny bit of crust on the outer edges, maybe even spicy, like, like, Hinder, Lips of an Angel sort of vibes. Why are you... Well, now you've gone very crusty there. Yeah, well, a little crusty.

It's really good to hear you. That's a spicy song for the ears. Say my name, it sounds so sweet. How are you? But, see what you took spicy as Clint, because I think I would have taken it Clint-tangled. Yeah, I went naughty 90s spicy. I'm not sure what you took spicy as Clint, because I think I would have taken it Clint-tay-gall. Yeah, I went naughty 90s spicy. Oh, yeah. You went just sexy songs.

I went on that route. Yeah, but that wouldn't mean we'd just do sexy songs from nine constantly. There's nothing spicy about hinder lips of an angel. Oh, that's spicy. Spicy. I felt like Stacey O'Rico sort of vibes. Is that what he meant?

I went salt and pepper. Come on. But we kind of have sex songs from 9. It's a lot of sexy songs. I would have gone if, thinking about it now, from the 2000s, sexy songs, sex on fire, I would have gone by Kings of Leon. Kings of Leon. That sort of item would sit right in that wheelhouse.

He said 90s. He said noughties. Noughties, not 90s. I think he even said maybe the outer edges of 90s, maybe. I thought that was strange because I said there's so many old school throwbacks in the early 2000s that we're going to miss. I love that Dan understood his conversation more and he wasn't even here. I wasn't even here, Clint.

I reckon that Sex on Fire song, Kings of Leon, my son George wouldn't exist and he wasn't even here. I wasn't even here, Clint! I reckon that Sex on Fire song, Kings of Leon, my son George wouldn't exist if it wasn't for that song. Well that's definitely crusty. You're talking about has a little bit of crust. I feel like someone scraped all the toppings of Sex on Fire and you've just been left with the base and the crust. That's your opinion. I also had mental management Phippsie text me yesterday. What did he ask me for? Let me know your top 5 throwbacks of all times from late 90s to 2000s.

Spicy. Nothing to do with sexy songs. Oh. Because I was going to say Trace songs. There's a lot of really sexy songs. Nothing, nothing to do with sexy songs. Okay. Well, I think we've got three or four options there.

Clobots, handlebars. That's another one. I think it's over to one of you guys who were definitely in the room yesterday when this conversation happened. Now one of us is either gonna be really wrong though, Dan, we're either gonna play the lender lips of an angel and it's gonna be right.

If we play that, I'm washing my hands of this whole sequence. Okay, okay, I'm gonna go somewhere in the middle ground. Okay, okay. Okay, I just typed in sex and I came up with this. Justin Timberlake. Zara? Love Sex and Magic? Oh yeah. I wouldn't have played this.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. We'd love to get to know you a little bit more intimately right now. Oh, 800 The Edge. Don't be shy if you've ever thought, I don't call because I can never get through. See, I'm still making music by the way. She's still doing... And she is the sexy song out. if you've ever thought I don't call because I can never get through. Sam is still making music by the way. She's still doing it. And she is the sexy song out.

She's very good. I was about to say Meg, she's very good at doing that sexy voice. You do it well. You remember when Meg used to... Love is sex and magic. Obviously I listened to that. What do you think the name of her latest song is? She Loves It. You totally used to be able to do it. I thought I saw that.

Remember you used to voice the Spotify ads and you'd do that sexy voice. Yeah, yeah, I just did that. No, I just didn't. Yeah, but I think she sang it. That wasn't the difference. I sang it and I've never sang it before. Okay, just do your Spotify voice now. Sarah. Oh no, she's lost it, eh? I don't think I have. Wait, I went under the edge. Of course, it mixed up doing it.

Please. Okay, take a guess of what her latest song is. It's a very sexy word. Just one word, sexy. Moist. doing it okay take a guess of what her latest song is it's a very sexy word okay think you could think of right away that speaks volumes boys like personalities But if you had both, like, if you had personalities in one word, wow. It was closest. Shit, the word's ecstasy. I don't think either of you. Oh, it's Brimes and Missionary. Why is ecstasy sexy?

Ecstasy, what do you mean? Ecstasy is like when you're like in the best sexual place ever, you're like, oh my god, this is ecstasy. You're thinking of the drug. Yeah, that's what I thought you meant. But that drug is named after the feeling of being so overwhelmed with sex feelings. Clint's only used that. I don't know much about that.

Yeah, yeah. I will, but you seem to have... That makes you acknowledge. For someone who's also pregnant. Yeah. Is it like Mr. G's version? Ecstasy, ecstasy, ecstasy. She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, a bad habit for drugs.

She's a slut and she knows it too far. Oh, okay. That's where you normally stop on that one. Didn't he get cancelled and now he's back? He's back, he's back. He's somehow crawled into the cock. He just laid underground like a cockroach for many, many years. You can't stop cockroach mid-word.

You said he crawled into the cock and then you stopped. No, I didn't. I did not. You did. There's no gap there. I said cockroach. No, you said cock and then you the cock and then you stopped. I did not. There's no gap there. I said cockroach. No, you said cock and then you went back and said cockroach. No, I did not. Give me the tape. Give me the replay.

Meg said he crawled into a cock and then stopped and then said he was like a cockroach. The fact that he's come back is outstanding. Okay, I'm going to wait now. So, sorry, Nieps. Yeah, he just kind of lay low, I should say that instead, for a long time and I think he's done the right thing. Actually, I'll punch out, give Neeps a couple minutes and then when we come back we'll find out if Meg did make a mistake only 13 minutes into the show.

Which is very unlike her. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go! Clint, Meg and Dan scandal. Easy money, your chance to play at seven this morning, $10,000 in 30 seconds could be all yours. We're looking into a couple of Kiwi productions that are happening or Productions that are focusing on Kiwis Pike River film is coming there is a trailer that's out something that I feel

That makes me nervous for the families. They went through the Pike River mine tragedy, but Having Robin Malcolm and Melanie Linsky, both who we've actually talked to on the show and been lucky enough to like interview in the past, both very, I would say trustworthy women with good heads on their shoulders that I, if they didn't feel it was right or they hadn't spoken to the families or something was icky about it, would have said no to creating it. And I think the good thing about it is as well they're both Kiwi actresses. I would feel icky if it was some, you know,

like a foreign actress that had come in. And Leslie Lawless, by the way, she's also in it. Also a Kiwi. So it's good that they're Kiwis and they know how big it was in New Zealand when it happened. Maybe the argument is how much time's passed because we were talking about that Titan Ocean Gate

documentary that's out on Netflix in a couple of weeks. And that was only a year two years ago Pike River Mine maybe gosh that was ten well how many years ago I know 2010 yeah well 15 years ago 15 years ago yeah maybe it is like a time thing I mean they say time heals all but I mean when you go through something like that so it follows the story of two of the women to the women who lost I mean in the mine Anna Osborne and Sonya Rockhouse and and I can't, I just have a feeling from knowing those women, Melanie and Robin,

that they have had a lot of conversations with the women, you know, of like, but here is a listen to the trailer. Rob, guys, listen up. Finn, you are with Joe. Is it even legal? 17 yesterday! Yay! This is a good job for him.

Don't go in tomorrow. We have to. We're way behind. Have you heard from the boys? No way. There were 35 miners down in the mine. They don't know exactly what happened at the moment. There's been an explosion at the mine. What happened up there?

Where are they going? We need to make sure the recovery is safe. Recovery? All the men are dead. Oh God, I didn't know that. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. What happened up there? We need to make sure the recovery is safe recovery all the men are dead oh God I really was one of those moments in life where you remember we were I was at broadcasting school and that we're all like uni students that we only wanted to basically drink and get drunk and all of us just stopped and wouldn't

Get away from TV when this happened I think it was quite as quite raw still as well because it was such an ongoing thing. Like I think that the whole disaster happened and then there was like weeks, months went by where there was hope for the families that maybe they would find them alive. Or bodies or be able to get them out. It never happens. The other thing that is coming out is a trailer for the Sundance winning portrait of Jacinda Ardern. This is more like a documentary style of following her around. Have a listen.

Do you think you can totally lead a girl? Would you like to tell me why you don't think I can? Your eyes have now turned to Jacinda Ardern. Step up to the plate or watch your party die. We will remain relentlessly positive. That is who we are as New Zealanders. No one thought it was plausible that we could win. In the end of three shows, there's your Zealanders. No one thought it was plausible that we could win. In the end, we chose the New Labour Party.

Yeah! I think I have natural levels of anxiety for someone who's 37 years old and who's also pregnant. Yeah, amazing. So that is the Sydney Film Festival. Really excited to see both of those. There's a line in it as well, which I don't think was in that clip,

where she's watching some footage of her early in government and she goes, watching that I just feel sorry for myself because I just did not know what was about to come. And she had obviously the terrorism attack, White Island and then Covid. And she was already stressed. And young and pregnant. So yes, show if you would like to watch any of those, either of those trailers. I'll text them both back to you. Cool. Alright, next, what does your favourite sex position say about you? It ends yet again. We just keep it, keep it quick around here.

We need like a warning. Maybe I should go like this. Next on the show, what does your favourite sex position say about you? Thank you, Clint. We're gonna find out next. Can you get a dog sound effect for me? Oh. Clint, Megan, Dan.

What does your favourite sex position say about you? Oh, TikTok, you don't stop. You guys have a favourite? Cause I'm hoping it's on the list. Well you're like putting these on the same ilk as star signs. Yeah, well actually the caption said, your favourite sex position says more

about you than your star sign does. I just don't know what mine's called. Oh whatever. I don't think it has a name. No one doesn't know what their favourite sex or sexual position's called. It's just a position that works every time. No, god that's dumb isn't it? But a tuna? The jackhammer? Oh my god. Bloody, I don't think it's more just a move rather than position. Okay, so are you googling it now? I'm googling it. What are you googling to try and find it? I'm describing it. Okay describe? What's the prompt? It's the sex position where guys on top or a guy, my guy. Any guy? Depends on the night. I'm just trying to explain the position. He just happens to have a bad name for these chats.

Okay, and then I'm on the bottom but I have to have, like, my legs are up, so I have to have either pillows or a platform underneath me so I'm raised. Oh my god, so my shoulders... I know it does sound like a lot of crap, but I'll be exhausted. Shoulders are down but I'm raised. Does that make sense?

And he's on top. And he's on top. My legs are up. It's missionary with a pillow, babe. Is that what it's called? Is it missionary with a pillow? I'd say so. That's all it is.

Meg, missionary. You're the lover who knows that the heart is the sexiest part of the body. I hate missionary though. You're all about deep connection, trust and authentic sex. You crave that juicy heart to heart, body to body sex that makes every moment feel meaningful. Sex for you isn't just about being physical, it's the emotional closeness where you can truly be seen.

You're nurturing, loyal and believe that the real raw kind of love is what makes sex feel ecstatic. Anything about the pillow in there? That poor... I mean, how often do you change the pillowcase? Yeah in there? That poor, I mean. That must be it. How often do you change the pillowcase? Yeah, it's like a certain pillow, guys. It's not like a pillow that you use.

Oh, so you're not living on it afterwards. I don't go, all right, just move that up here, but I'm gonna have a nap now. It's not Jesus. Yeah. You get an actual certain pillow for it. It's called like a bump it or something. Okay.

Well, there you go. I think that was actually quite a positive. Yeah, not bad. But then we would have the same feelings about sex because obviously yours is missionary Dan. I'd go more... I'm more of a... and I don't want to use sound effects to describe it but I'm a bit of a... woof woof. Bullcrap. I wouldn't say I'd do it the most. You don't like the thing blinking at you. I don't, but I would say, I would say that if I had to pick a favourite.

That's not. It would be. You've told me before you have to put your hand out so you can't see it. I do not say that Meg. Now come on. What are you doing Clint, you're sitting there scrolling. Yeah, I'm just having a look at the different ones.

Spooning, cowgirl 69. So, Doggie. Well I'd say if I had to choose a favourite at the different ones, Spooning, Cowgirl69. So um, Doggy. Well I'd say if I had to choose a favourite, yes that would be it. Okay. You are someone that likes letting others take charge. You're okay about foregoing power and submitting 100%? But I'm not the one being dogged. Oh it sounds like you're the one being dogged in this. Trust is super important to you.

Put the strap on. We've been very naughty this morning, sorry. I think it's written from the girls point of view. Not maybe, yeah, what you were thinking. Yeah, it goes on about how nurturing you are and you're really giving in relationships. I'd say I am. I'm a giver. Producer Karl? I don't know if this is on your list. What's the one in like, if you were looking at it from the side, it's like human centipede.

I don't think that's the one. Okay, we can't do this anymore. Yeah, we can't. But that's nice to know that Dan is, I wouldn't know he's a real submissive and like, I wouldn't have guessed that. Letting others take charge in the bedroom and in the life. No, I wouldn't have guessed that. I had to, yeah.

No, I wouldn't. Hey, you missed this on the show yesterday, Dan. Would have been our caller of the day. The one for, while I was in labour, I was in labour while they were dot dot dot. When do you find out what one guy was doing whilst his partner was going through contractions and labouring in the bathtub. You'll love this Dan. People were outraged and I was kind of like, it's not that bad is it?

It's bad. Clint thinks it's not bad, it's usually bad. It's terrible. Clint watch yours before we get out of the break. I love all of them. I love all of them. It's so hard to pick a favourite. He's got some ideas if anything. Clint, Megan, yours before we get out of the break? I love all of them. I love all of them. It's so hard to pick a favourite.

He's got some ideas if anything. Clint, Megan's and Stinky Boots. Dan was away today, he was on vocal rest. We have our live band performance to the country at 7.45 this morning. So hopefully Dan's voice is all good for that. Yeah, it wasn't just because I was resting my voice for this. I literally lost my voice.

Right. So it's back now. Great. We, on a Wednesday, take calls from people who have gone through labour and their partner hasn't been overly helpful. In fact, a lot of the times they've distracted from the actual task at hand through being quite useless and experiencing, in their defence, something for the first time that not everyone is necessarily given a book about how to behave. Now we were saying that a lot of them are first time dads, there's also fifth time dads, you know dads that have done it so many times and are so relaxed. And mother-in-laws have been popping up more and more.

Mother-in-laws. Mother-in-laws. So that wasn't that situation. Should we let her tell the story? She did so well yesterday. I was just at home and my mum had come around to support. Like it was my first child, I now have three. The contractions were getting like really tough. So my mum suggested having a bath. So my husband drew me a bath and then I hopped on it. 10 minutes later, he was sitting

cause we had quite a tiny bathroom and the toilet is right next to the bathroom. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He was decided that he was busting to take a poo. Do it outside! Do it in a bucket! Yeah. Shut! He didn't! He didn't, no he didn't. You're in the bath having like intense contractions.

I never let him live it down. As you shouldn't! That is disgusting. Isn't it horrible? Like the last thing I'd imagine as a woman, while you're in pain giving birth, is for your husband of all people to be doing that next year. Okay, 1 to 10, 10 being like, that is absolutely feral, I can't believe a human being would

do that and 1 being like, oh my god, that's just... 9. Nothing. I'd say it's almost 10 for me. Oh my god, it's like a 3 for me! Because you're one of those couples that do it anyway. You would, would you, if Jamie's in the shower, you'd go in and do it next to her in the shower,

wouldn't you? Exactly, so- Not in the shower, no, in the toilet, in the same bathroom. Yeah, I kind of get that, but this is meant to be like a moment where she's focusing and anything that like adds to your senses that's bad is gonna make her lose her focus.

Okay, well I asked her what the likelihood of me doing something like this was yesterday and whether she would be bothered at all by it. What is the likelihood that I would go number twos right next to you while you were having a bath and going through contractions? The likelihood of it happening is very high, like I feel like an eight or a nine and would I like it? No, that would be like a one on the scale. a nine and would I like it? No, that would be like a one on the scale. Yeah. But you reckon I would?

And if you asked for my permission, I'd say please go and use the other bathroom at the other end of the house. But it sounds like something I'd do. 100%. Wow. But then I could also hold your hand, like, because the bath is close enough to the toilet and just like help you through it. We could both help each other push. No, but... You're that's so vile.

I've never understood it. Like there should be a little bit of mystery with relationships. There just should be in my opinion. And that's crossing the line. Like what teamwork? You can do a babe push, push, push. And then he'll go, you can do it too babe.

Push, push. It's about her. That moment is about her. You shouldn't be going in there and stealing focus. Well, I think it's a three. You guys are giving a nine or a 10. So we averaged it out at the moment to a six. In terms of the shocking.

Daniel, it's too low. It's far too low. It's a 10. I'm 10. And yesterday on the show, we had a woman tell us about how when she gave birth, while she was going through contractions, her husband ran her a bath.

What a dream. While she was then laboring, he needed to use the bathroom and they only had one toilet. Go outside. So he sat down next to her whilst on his phone and took a shite. Yeah. Disgusting! Yeah, yeah just so unbelievably wrong, so selfish. She is going through one of the hardest things a human will ever go through She doesn't need to also be smelling that and these other options like when desperation calls You can go in the woods. You can go in the woods. You got the backyard the sink anywhere's better I find a shit in the sink after I've given birth. I go on to think it is a beautiful baby

Why is there shit? Well, I'll go be whether the only option is either doing birth. I go, I'm just thinking he's a beautiful baby. Why is there a shit in the stink? Well I'll go, well me, the only option is either doing it next to you while you're giving birth or there. So you know what'll happen. After you bring the baby home, is a couple days later and you look, you know, out through the window on a Sunday morning with your coffee

and you go, what is that in the yard? And then when you find out what it is, you'll be like, you're disgusting. Why didn't you just do it on the top? No, absolutely not. And also, just do it, just top? No, absolutely not and also just do it just because you have astroturf clean most people have grass and like some sort of... Oh yeah he doesn't want a skitty on his astroturf.

Okay I'm saying in terms of like grossness and being shocked by what he did I'm giving it a 3 out of 10. Yeah I gave it a I think I said an 8 or a 9 of like no if I that would happen I'm giving birth in a few weeks 10. Yeah, I gave it a, I think I said an eight or a nine of like, no, if I, that would happen. I'm giving birth in a few weeks time. And I did go in the bath and my, we do have a toilet in the bathroom. I would be very, very angry. Yeah, it's up there with cheating for me. 10 out of 10.

Okay, let's go to Caleb. Oh, it handed the edge. Out of 10, Caleb. It's got a better two, right? Solid two! Yes! Oh guys, I think he's doing a gag, I think he's doing number two. Oh yeah it was number two!

Good on you Caleb. No we're bringing the average down there Caleb. Yeah that three's a bit high, it's gotta be a solid two I reckon. Alright it's just boys. Caleb I'm gonna send you a voucher to go spend it in store at Zed. That was good, that was good from you. Join Zed rewards on the the Z app and fill up with fuel discounts, points and treats too by the way.

Like I said, where was he meant to go if you only have one toilet? I only have one toilet in my house. My husband will go outside if it's 2 a.m. if it's raining. And then he's go, I don't even. He's not a dog. He is a dog that night. I've never been in a situation where,

unless there was something wrong with the house, where I've gone, I have to go. Oh yeah, no, there can be, I know those situations, but then still. You might have had irritable bowel or something. Someone else has said, I've been with my husband for 20 years. Absolutely none of that when I'm in the bathroom. And I agree with you.

What about you? You're in a new place. Have you gone toilet in the bathroom while you're- It was about a year and a half, because we lived in a very small place before our house we're living now, and I would leave the house if Hannah was at home to do that. Leave and go where?

Down to the squash club usually. There was a squash club just a few doors down, so I'd use it. How long would it... I was a member of that squash club mainly for the toilets. Oh my god! That is wild! But now we're past that, we're past that now. It can happen now. Yeah, but not in the same room, never. If Hannah's in the shower, I'm not going in there until after she's left to do that.

Right. And I think that's normal. It's happened a couple of times in my household, but it's been from like, he's been like, I have to go. Like it's like desperation. Yeah, giving birth, though, is a whole new kettle of fish. Worst when they're already going and you're like, you need to get off the toilet because I've got to go.

And you're almost like double parked, like you're trying to get into someone's park before they've left. Oh my goodness. You've got to cut it up early. At least indicate. It's like, I'm backing up so if you're still there. Clint, Meg and Dan win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10k DC money. Kia ora, good morning, it is bang on seven o'clock,

that's right, 10 questions, Meg will give you a letter. Each answer must start with that letter, no repeated answers, 30 seconds. If you can do it, you win $10,000 right now. Let's go. All right, Tyler's playing this morning. Tyler, you won an overseas holiday. Are you ready to play?

Yes, absolutely. Yeah. All right, Tyler, your letter is K. Ooh. Okay. Are you ready? All right, your time will start when Meg finishes asking your first question.

Great. Good luck. Thank you. Name a Kardashian. Chris. Karakuri. Colt. Oh, um... Ah!

Oh no, oh no, she's choking me. Oh no, I think you're weird. Something you wear, you can pass. Pass? An animal. Oh my god. Oh there's something you wear. You can do kimono, kaki pants, knickers. Oh yeah, the one we like the most.

The thing is Tyler, correct me if I'm wrong, when you get into that funk where you're like overthinking it, it stalls you. Name a store, I think we're in Koji Kings. Koji Kings, Ke Mandu, Ke Ke Ke, Kukai. Keima! Keima! Tyler! Keima! I got so in my head. I know it's tough. It's a solid start.

Sorry Tyler, no win this morning but your next chance show is the place, coming up in a day. Yeah, I think that's half the battle, is remaining calm and the pressure. There's a lot of money, I can see why people freak out. I got a DM, love it when this happens, a DM that I'm not even, not just- Is he hot?

No, no. I like DMs from girls, by the way, but like not- Is she hot? Oh, God, no, I mean, oh God. A DM that has been asked, like like can you bring this on here normally it's a question it's like hey please don't bring this on yeah it's a is it cheating scenario we haven't done it night is usually you have to ask it is I got a. I love it when I get DMs. And this one has asked to keep anonymous, obviously,

but for it to be brought on air because I've got a question, not only for me, but for all of you, especially ladies. Okay, it goes like this. Meg, lots of Vs in there. Meg, can you please confirm this is normal? My boyfriend and I have been together for like three months and he says it's weird that

me and my girl mates kiss when we are drunk. We are straight, I've never been with, I've never liked being with a girl and I'm trying to tell him it's just a thing that we do when we're drunk because it's fun and silly and he says he's never kissed his guy mates when he's in town. Ha ha. He doesn't believe me that girls just do this help. So I thought it was time to bring this back kiss someone in a dream that's cheating but I'm a drink in the bar that's cheating

but when they send a random hey and you block them right away then good for you that's actually probably okay that's not cheating so look I am not the best person to talk about this because I have done this many a times with girlfriend I have no I have kissed other girls many times when I'm drinking. Yeah, and The problem is I am bisexual I'm trying to remember if I've been with my husband for 11 years now, but I'm trying to remember if earlier in the day if I would have like kissed a girl. If I did, he would have known and like not even like kind of just like laughed it off

or shrugged it off. If there was anything that he said he didn't like, I think that's when the line is. It's cheating. It's flat cheating. In my opinion- Girls do just like do silly little kisses when they're drunk. They do. It's fine, but if you're in a relationship, it's different. If I'm at a party and I turn around and my wife Hannah's hooking up with you me, I'm

like, yeah, my whole world's crashing down. Sorry about that, Pia. Get off her! Sorry about that, Dan. I'm just a little cat. No! I honestly said Liam's text and saying Sorry about that Dan. I'm good. I'm just a little careless. No!

I honestly said Liam's text and saying I'd be asking if I could watch. Well you'd be with Clint. Okay I'm not a chance. Like if I'm in a relationship. But she said it's harmless. It's just like just drunk fun. Okay I'll go and hook up with someone. And you just say you're harmless.

Clint! Oh no thank you. That's the same thing isn't it? Yeah yeah. Look this is the discussion. It's cheating. It just on. No, thank you. That's the same thing, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, look, this is, well, this is the discussion. It's cheating, it just is. This is the discussion. She has, what she says, silly little kisses with her girlfriends or girlfriend,

and when they're drinking, it happened before him, it's happened a couple of times since him, and he goes, you're cheating on me, and she's like, what, no, this is, what do you you mean can I just say like this is he not okay with it? Well, that's and that's where exactly that's cheating and then that he's fine And he's like I love it when my missus hooks up with other girls. That's fine. It's a relationship thing Yeah, but if he's not okay with it. It just is cheating right? But then it could you I mean is that black and white could Could you say that me kissing you on the side of the cheek

if somebody says that's cheating? That's platon, that's like friendship. Yeah but if somebody says that's cheating to them, are you saying it's cheating no matter what, if one person says it's cheating? If Hannah came up to me and said, please stop kissing me on the cheek, I'd stop doing it.

Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. I wonder though if he's been okay with it initially and now he's not okay with it. And then I'm like, well is that cheating? Cause you've just changed your mind on what you've decided was okay and is now not okay in your relationship. I don't know if that's cheating. Cheating feels very final and very serious.

This is a great one, we're gonna try and get this person on. I'm not gonna say their name in case they wanna say, hey no, but they said, I used to do that too. Only because they didn't know I was gay. And that's the worry. It's cheating. That's the worry, I see how they're hooking up with a girl and like they didn't know I was gay. And that's the worry. It's cheating. That's the worry.

I see how they hook it up with a girl and make them pissing better than me. This one has the team and a lot of people texting divided. Kiss someone in a dream, that's cheating. Buy them a drink and a bone, that's cheating. But when they send a random hate and you block them right away then good for you. That's actually probably okay, that's not cheating. God damn me. Can you confirm it's normal?

My boyfriend and I have been together about three months. He says it's weird that me and my girl mates kiss when we're drunk. Nothing in it, both straight, you just have a little sneaky passion. I said that's what she said, I just said that's what girls do. Can you please confirm this? That's what I put out to you. Is this normal? Is it cheating? I yes can confirm I did kiss girls when I was

drunk but I then also later came out as bisexual so I'm not one for... So you kissed a girl and you liked it? Yes Dan, yes I did. So I don't think I can kind of talk about it. And I think it's fine if you're in a relationship and the partner is fine with that. If I'm fine with Anna hooking up with other girls, fine, but it's the fact that he is questioning it. What if you're a guy hooking up with other girls? Because that's our first caller, Anonymous. Anonymous, hey, okay, where's the Skyzer?

Just checking, sorry, just call. Okay, there we go. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Hi. Okay, now Anonymous, you are gay and you catch your girl mates, is that right? Yeah, it happens quite often. Even woken up in bed and we've shared a bed and they're naked. And your partner.

But like we've also, there's times when we've gotten to a certain point in drinking where we're that emotional, like happy or sad. And we're like, oh I just love you. And you just start kissing. Yeah, and would any of these girls that you're kissing like have boyfriends or are they all single? Or it doesn't matter? It's a mix.

It's a mix, okay. Interesting, and is your partner okay with it? I don't think it bothers any of them. They know that I'm gay. Yeah. Okay. I think I have actually done it in the past where I've hooked up with girls and I'm kind of like,

no, where are your hands going? Oh goodness me. You're definitely gay, it's not a front to just hook up with other people's chicks. No, no, a few months ago I did try and be bi but it wasn't for me. And there's a thing you say, maybe I will try. It lasted three months. Good on ya. Thanks, mate. Thanks, anonymous.

Let's go to Paul. Paul, what do you think about the situation? Well a lot of cultures kiss people on the face, on the lips as a greeting. They'll kiss male, female, baby. With tongue though? Doesn't matter. Not with tongue. Probably not with tongue.

What culture? Where is that? Oh god, cleanse the image. A lot of European cultures. No. It doesn't matter. Not with tongue. Probably not with tongue. What culture? Where is that? Oh god, Clint's too good. A lot of European cultures. Clint moves to Europe. Never moved to Europe. Thank god.

Oh Clint, you'd love it over there. People are saying, you know, like it's actually, we're making it more of a sexual thing than... That just sounds like someone that's cheated and gone, babe. It happens in other cultures. Yeah. I think it's probably different to a drunk hookup versus the old French giving you a kiss on both sides of the cheek.

This is actually surprising. Megan, not me, somebody other than Megan, I don't know if this is for this, she said I've done more and gone further for food. So I don't know if. She's hungry. Maybe that's got nothing to do with us all. It's surprising to me that there's more people

that haven't been against it. What about Sarah? Yeah, Sarah says not normal. No, I don't think it's normal. Finally a sane person. Hello. Good on you, Sarah. Hello to all my girlmates and chicks that I know.

None of them have done drunk hookups with each other. None of us have done drunk hookups with one another. I think the drunk hookup's fine, but if you're in a relationship and the partner's not okay with it, that's when it makes it cheating. Are you in a relationship, Sarah? Yes. What are you, in a heterosexual relationship?

Yeah. Okay, so what do you think your partner would say if he saw you or found out you'd hooked up with just one of your mates at a party on Saturday? It was like Truth or Dare or something, Spin the Bottle. I don't think he'd be happy about it. Yeah. And that's something normal'd be happy about it. Yeah. And that's not happy about you hooking up with another chick or not happy that you're playing Spin the Bottle in 2025

as a grown-ass head-off in a boat? Oh, do you really? See, that's another trick, by the way. Don't fall for that. If you have a bisexual Spin the Bottle coming, it's brought up when I was single and loved. Like, what should we play, Spin the Bottle? Oh yeah, that's what got you into it.

It's 4pm on a Tuesday. Yeah! We've just finished the radio show. What a singular love. What should we play spin the bottle? Oh yeah, that's not great you into. It's 4pm on a Tuesday. We've just finished the radio show. Alright, do you want to be a loyal and honest friend? And increase your chance of being a loyal and honest friend by 300%. Wow, that's a good odds. There's one thing you need to start doing in your relationships. Talking up with other girls.

No, no, no. We've got a very busy morning. We've got our band playing live in about 20 minutes. A lot of stressed people around. Yeah, we haven't really had a chance just to slow down and catch up. Just take a breath. Let's go on, team. Thanks, Meg.

I just wanted to run this past you guys. Yesterday, I was sick, I was away. Had my son at home, so I was looking after him for half the day. I decided to take him out of the house and took him to the mall. And you just let him not- You don't guys. Yesterday I was sick, I was away. Had my son at home, so I was looking after him for half the day. I decided to take him out of the house and took him to the mall. And you just let him-

You don't do that when you're sick, but that's alright. Well, I sort of did it anyway. Good, cause Fred did germs with the public. Oh, I don't think I'm contagious, I just lost my voice. And so I took him into the mall and there was this lady laying,

I think she was a worker, she was on her break and she was on, you know how there's like usually those couches in the middle of the mall where you can sit down and kind of have a rest? And she was on there and she was laying back asleep and she had her like usually those couches in the middle of the morning where you can sit down and kind of have a rest? And she was on there and she was laying back asleep and she had her back of her head on the back of the couch and she had a ponytail hanging off the back, quite long with her hair.

And my son went up behind her and John keyed her. Oh, that's okay. I thought you were going to pull it. No! Sometimes you get those weird urges in public and you're like, imagine if I did that. Well, you're on your phone. How did you not see? I was. I was on my phone. Yeah, there it is. Yeah. So there's no way you not see it? I was, I was on my phone. There it is.

Yeah, I was like, there's no way you could. I was replying to work emails on my day off. And he was a little bit ahead of me and I could see it about to happen. I saw him spot the ponytail. I heard it, I saw him go out for the reach, pulled it. She was like asleep, so it gave her a fright. She like went, ooh, like that.

He started crying, it was a nightmare. So I think he's gonna end up to be a politician one day. That's exciting, that's exciting. Aim high, aim high. We gave Jonky the chance to do that when I was in the media at the time for a Christmas present. So I think he's going to end up to be a politician one day. That's exciting, that's exciting. Am I? Am I? We gave John Key the chance to do that when I was in the media at the time for a Christmas present. We brought in five girls from the office who were sent in, all with ponytails and we said he could pull all of them if he wanted. But he said he wasn't allowed to do that anymore. I don't think I was on the show at that point.

He was very tempted though, eh? I remember he was like, I wish I could but I can't. Yeah. Who wants to be a better friend? We should all be aspiring to be better in our relationships and this is how you can be 300% better. Friends who often playfully insult each other are 300% more honest and loyal.

Research shows that we should all absolutely relentlessly roast our friends. So have I told you Dan that you look- We must be bloody good friends. God, we're good friends. Have I I told you Dan, we must be bloody good friends. God we're good friends. If I told you you look smarter in pictures, and Meg I envy anyone who hasn't met you. You envy anyone who hasn't met me. Oh no he's got a too high brow. I don't understand it Clint. I envy anyone that's met me. Even hasn't met me. Meg seriously you'll go far one day and when you do yeah please stay there oh he's been really or Dan if your IQ was higher you

could almost be an idiot yeah so close that's one I can understand mega wouldn't be surprised if during Halloween trick-or-treaters just gave you candy cuz I'm a child I don don't get that. Do I look young? You look scary. Oh right. Yeah. You look like you're in a Halloween dress. Mmm.

Dan, if ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic at all times. Okay, anything that works when it's sort of a two-way street-climb. Oh right. Just insulting us and when I've got any comeback. We'll get him down ready. I've got nothing Dan. He's just perfect. I'm doing all the work in this friendship. Do you guys feel I'm more loyal and honest? He has got a big nose doesn't he? If you actually look at his nose, most of his body is perfect.

It's slightly out of balance. Go tune your instrument. Don's that yellow bit of your turfs. Oh, Meg, don't give me where it hurts. He does have one where it's slightly yellow. I went and got a captain, they said that's the whiter shade they do. Oh, it's very yellow. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Clint, Meg and Dan scandal. Lorde did a little pop-up show in Auckland yesterday.

Only 30 people were allowed in. Apparently it was in a women's bathroom. A couple of girls who were lucky enough to be involved in it had something to say to I think this was stuff yesterday I think it might be really good. I think it might be the best one yet. I think it might be really good. It was a religious experience. Enjoyed tanning. What are you holding here? It was in the paper towel.

And what does it say? It says... I was doing the album cover and the name was Sven Sund. Did she sign toilet paper. It reminds me a little bit when me and my best friend Steph were younger. We got told about a hidden club inside a club. Very exciting. Speakeasy they call them.

Is that what they call them? Yeah, Speakeasy. And we heard about it and some of our cooler friends, slash people that were cooler that we heard about had gone and we were like, we're going to go to that club tonight. Ended up in a broom closet and definitely was not a club but we were in the broom closet for we while trying to figure out where to get through to the club was I will be honest that reeks of Lord

going with for a nervous wee before the actual thing everybody's gone there it'll be she'll be in there and she's come out of the cubicle being like, Parker, I'm so weak. Sean, Sean from the Eid Afternoons managed to walk past when they were lining up. I just got out of my social basketball game in the city. I heard there was a Lord pop-up tonight, didn't know much about it. I come out of my gym I've been playing ball at and it turns out it's the Lord pop-up. See, I'm not sure, they might have been here for my... Who is here to see my social basketball game? Me! I'm sure they might have been here for my... Who is here to see my social basketball game?

That's amazing, all these people I cringe when he said I was playing Lord I'm cold, I'm dripping with sweat To see Lord DJ or something, I don't know What if I sweat on Lord? What worried that I smell? Do I smell though? Social anxiety is scared of him Honestly, I don't know how he does it The mean the song the man of the year this one here she teaches

today's coming out in nine hours will be out at 4pm our time Oh, give me lightness when he folds out through me Oh, I like it. It's really exciting. Sitting ten spaces, Jesse didn't like the beatboxing, but then she got into it and you were a sound. At the start it sounded like it was recorded in a cubicle toilet. Okay. Alright, well hey, those in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones because the three of us, if you don't know, I don't know where you've been, but we put together a band just over a month ago just to see how far three friends with no musical experience could get

We had our first gig on Saturday night. We thought that was us done and then We thought we'd pick up the instruments one last time. But this is it right? This is done. This is done This is our one more last time performance. Yeah, the farewell tour. Yeah Yeah, it's only a tour. I think we're doing it in studios Producer Kyle is frantically plugging in a whole bunch of things into other things So hopefully it'll be like a live studio recording of teenage dirtbag Who's nervous? Me. Yeah. All the sound guys nervous that makes me nervous May. May.

Yep. All the sound guys nervous, that makes me nervous. Yeah, you see that from the other way? Yeah, yeah. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. We're live now. Okay, morning everybody. We are not sitting in our normal seats.

We are in the studio and we're about to perform our song for the second time after we decided to form a band 36 days ago as three friends who have never performed or played an instrument before. Yeah that's crazy because I honestly enjoyed this so much it's been so scared of it at the same time so rewarding right yeah loved every second. It's um a bit bittersweet for me this is the final performance. If you want to watch this live you can text band to 3343 and there's a live stream of this happening right now. Is there? Where?

Yeah, there's cameras, there's cameras. We've seen it like ten times. Where is it? This is happening. Okay. Oh, you can text BAND3343 to see our previous performance, but you can also see the second performance. Okay.

Okay, we ready to go? I don't know, are we? We haven't had a full run through from start to finish, but we're going to see how we go. Muscle memory if it still exists from Saturday night. And I literally had a day off yesterday because I'd lost my voice. So it's only. We still got Yaz standby damage.

Yaz on standby, she's on standby ready. Okay, here we go. Okay, MCDC's cover of Teenage Dirtbag for only the second time. Oh, sorry, producer Neep's here. We can't actually play Teenage Dirtbag because it'll get removed from streaming services. So if you want to check out the full song,

you can go to rover.nz or you can click the link in the podcast description as well, sorry. ["Teenage Dirtbag"] ["Teenage Dirtbag"] I wasn't sure if my guitar was on through any of that. Alright, it's the edge. Thanks for tuning in guys and humouring us with that. We'll get back into our regular programming.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. You've just tuned in. Unfortunately, or fortunately, I guess it depends on your taste in music. You missed our live performance of 10 H2 back. We thought we were going to be a one time only band. That was on Saturday night. And we decided to play again live for those who obviously weren't at Olivia's party who also wanted to hear how the band was progressing after 37 days. The final time, oh I'm sounding odd. What's happened

there? Is that just me? No there we go. Okay Denise, morning. Oh morning guys. Hey you can't give up. You can't. You sound like what my mum said to me yesterday, she was like, you guys that can't be the end of MCDC, it just can't be. Oh no, Meg, we're going to give you time off to have the baby and you can be practicing. Oh thank you so much, I will have lots of time to practice the drums I'm sure with a newborn.

Hey Meg, you know what? And then you need to come down south and go on tour. I'll be your manager. If we go to Christchurch or somewhere down south and we cross the Cook Strait, do we... We have an international... Nah, it's not international. We need to be on a cruise ship. Stuart Island or on the Disney Cruise. Let's aim for something better than Stuart Island. Let's go to Disney Cruise. Oh, there we go. They're saying for something better than Stuart Island. Let's go to Italy.

Okay, we're Italy. We can be an international band and we can tour. I like that, Denise. Gillian. Morning, Gillian. Good morning. Morning. What were you expecting? Be honest.

Honestly, I thought there'd be a bit of like tone deafness and like miscues and things like that but honestly I smashed it. Good to know. I must say my voice wasn't quite there. It was still healing. Yeah same. I've had a bit of a funny thing. Bit of a nodule. Since he was born.

Yeah since I was born I've had a funny nodule thing. You've had a nodule on there. Yeah a new voice box. So we've still got to get that sorted. And of course our greatest fan, Christine Random. Oh mum, good morning. Good morning. I don't know if I'm a fan of yours after that podcast. Oh yeah mum and dad sent me like a drunk review. I had nothing to do with that podcast can I say. You're giving some doctored audio on Christine and John. I wouldn't have let that happen Christine if I was here.

You would have loved to death. Yeah sorry Christine, that's probably a bad introduction from me to be honest. Yeah my bad. So what is your sober review? You're in the bad book. But I thought you guys were amazing. You did a great job. It was awesome. Keep going like that lady said. Keep doing it. It's awesome. If you don't have your mum in your corner, who do you have?

Yeah. I like how we've only got people that liked it on the phones. Yeah. And stroking our egos. My mum messaged me saying great performance, yes again. My mum hasn't messaged me, so stop it. No, okay, she's not listening. Yep.

Oh, Lizzie said you rocked it. Lot of love for Meg on the drums. I think a very difficult instrument to pick up. Thank you. I appreciate that. Hi, Lizzie. Morena. Morning, Lizzie. How'd you think it went for only the second performance ever? I mean it was actually really good. I've been listening the whole time and compared to when

you first started and yeah it's incredible. You guys have done such a good job. You have come a long way. Thanks Lizzy. Oh that is a hundred percent good reviews. Let's leave it at that. Let's not get it. Yeah. That's it. If we continue on like right now, we're at the high. We could be at the peak. Yeah. And we think we think the mountains got more to climb, but we know we step off the side, we fall. We could be at the absolute peak. I think if we do another song, even I think we will at some point one day.

We do an original. Oh, God. How punishing is that? This is already pretty. Look at me. Look at do an original. We write our own songs. Oh God, how punishing is that? This is already pretty, look at me, look at me, and now we're doing our own songs? No way. God. Let's do it. All right, who wants to win $10,000 in 30 seconds? Please breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan.

The Edge Team K. Yeah, there's 10 seconds, sorry, 30 seconds, 10 questions. Meg will give you a letter, every answer must start with that letter. It can be done, you have to think fast, don't panic, you have until the buzzer buzzes you out. Alright the person playing this morning is Alana, she wants to put it towards her wedding. Oh expensive. How exciting Alana, okay you know that you can pass but I will come back at the end and it has to be within the time.

All right, perfect. No repeated answers, and your time will start when Meg finishes asking your first question. You got this. All right, I'm just gonna keep playing. Dan's gonna be checking in the background. Okay, your letter is F.

Come, Alana, come, come, come, come. F, okay? F of France. Okay, yeah. All right, a sport. A country. An adjective or describing word. An emotion.

A movie franchise. Something you do in the morning. Something you find at the beach. A band. Something you go with friends. Very good. The movie franchise could have been Fast and the Furious, Final Destination, Fantastic Four, and something you'd do in the morning, fall back asleep, fart, floss, fry eggs, face wash, feed the dog.

That's only a Clint-based one there. Well, you actually answered eight questions, but you passed on three of them, so you got five. Ah, dammit! That's all right. Sorry about that, Alana. Another chance to play a three this afternoon, and then got five. Ah, dammit! That's all right. Sorry about that, Alana. Another chance to play a three this afternoon,

and then you're gonna get a slap on the wrist. Why? We're not allowed to give any clues. You said F for France, and then the second one was name of country. You're naughty. We need to, sometimes I think they don't hear over the phone the letter right,

so we need to give like an example. Well, you could say F for anything that isn't maybe one of the answers, that makes good sense. Okay, you slapped me on the wrist there. Yeah, well, not a big week. Give me a smack on the bottom if you want. Oh, okay, no, that'll pass on that one.

Yers is going to be joining us in studio from the Fawn Boys Workday. A good deed gone bad is what we know about this. You know when you try to do the right thing? Yeah, that just kind of backfires me. And you lie, I should have just done nothing. I should have just left it alone, mind my business. Although trouble always does follow that girl, doesn't it? Yance from the Full Noise Workday joins us in studio,

who normally takes over at about 10 each morning. Morning, babe. Ah, I hate when this happens. When you're having a conversation amongst friends and then all of a sudden you're telling the nation a traumatic thing. Are you gonna have it to you? I love this. Initially what you would think is maybe a good day but it's gone terribly terribly bad. So on Wednesday night, no Tuesday night sorry, I go into a boba tea place. Now something about me is I love boba tea. Same. Oh it's just so good like little bits you're chewing through.

What's boba tea? Is that the stuff with the little chewy... The gooey balls. Yeah, boba. Boba, bubble tea, whatever. Same thing. So yeah, in that place, whatever, I put my order in, waiting for the boba tea to be made, and I see that they've got some lovely fish. So I'm going over, I'm saying hi to the fish, having a look in the fish tank,

and the fish, they just look starving. Like, I'm looking at them, they're looking at me, and they're just like, almost mouthing to me, I need to be feed. Do they look skinny? Yeah, can you see their ribs? No, they were quite fat. But like, they were just looking,

and they were like digging around in the ground and then coming back up and looking at me like, please. Yeah, see, they kept opening and closing their mouth, like they were trying to eat stuff. I was like, that's what fish do! Exactly! Like, that's what they're doing. But that's what they were trying to eat stuff. I was like that's what fish do. Exactly. Like that's what they're doing. No no but that's what they were doing to me.

Saying I want some food. Anyway so I was like looking at it and I was like okay no I need to do something about this. Were you sober? Yes of course. Okay so I just wanted to check that. Okay so they're not your fish. It's a wise question to ask.

They're not your fish and you've assumed they're starving but you have no evidence and you decide to do what? Look I just there's an intuition there. Um, next to the fish tank was the food. They'd left it out. Almost like, so people could feed them when they looked hungry. So I was like, okay, well this is my absolute duty. I have never had fish before, I don't know how it all works.

You surprise me. So I undo... The tiniest pinch. The tiniest pinch in my life? We've got fish recently, the tiniest pinch because if you overfeed them it can actually change the chemical makeup of the water and it can get really toxic and kill them. Yeah, yeah. They even say if you put too much food in you should fish the food back out because...

Kill them! Yeah, it changes the pH. Apparently it's meant to be like the size of an eyeball that you feed them with, I don't know. Oh my god! Oh my god! Okay, well... The size of an eyeball that you feed them or so. I don't know So no, that's not what happened I have a bit of a slip of the hand Slip of the hand the whole like a food container went into the water completely clouded the water You didn't go to pinch it. You just went to shake some in Yeah shake some in it but like obviously it's like hard to get the actual thing right and the lid comes off right? It comes off everything's in there.

They've learnt their lesson about leaving the fish food out. Absolutely, absolutely like clouded with fish food. But hey, but on the plus side, the fish were stoked. They were going around. Now they'll be dead. Initially, yeah. Now they'll be dead. Initially they would have been.

I don't think they'll die, surely not please. A whole thing of fish food, they'll eat themselves to death. I think fish don't, like they don't have a brain big enough to reason. Oh, I'm full. Oh, that's a bit. Meg and I had a way't like they don't have a brain big enough to reason. Oh I'm full. Oh that's a bit. Megan and I had a way to find out if this story is a happy ending or not. When you were telling us off here yesterday where the boba tea was we've got a contact number for them and we thought we'll just call them.

All you have to do Megan is say hey are you the place with the fish? And if they go yes the fish lived. If they go no or not anymore. The fish should do. This like you're admitting to being a fish murderer. This is horrible. Yeah, so we're gonna ask Are you the place with the fish? Yeah? Happy me know the number here Please. Hiya, sorry is this, are you the place that has the boba tea and... Right, maybe they're mourning the first deed.

Okay, so no definitive answer. That sounds like a lady in mourning. Yeah, she was like, I can't cope with the phone call. I can't, I can't pick up the phone anymore. Stop. She just went, yeah. No, no. I didn't even say yes or no. She's stressed. She's just seen.

It's early. She's turned up to work, found an absolute massacre situation. She's all dead. Dead. And she's burst into tears. The phone's rung. You know the worst part is I literally walked out without my boba. That's the worst part of this whole thing.

I didn't even get my boba. You paid for it. You didn't even get your drink. Yeah, I didn't even get my boba. I was so racial. I think the worst part is the dead fish personally. I would say that would be the worst part of all this. She's walked in, killed some fish, paid for a boba and left. I just left. What a nightmare. Okay what are the good deeds gone bad? Well you had the best intentions and then it's just oh my god you should have just left it alone and done nothing. I was just trying to be a mom.

But you're not their mom. It's like going up to a kid that's not your kid. Please don't feed my child. And giving them a feast. Yeah that's a predator by the way if you come up to my child and you don't know me and I don't know you and you feed my child you're a predator. I'm a predator. You're like oh sorry you've just got some candy. Gee. And actually she's wearing a trench coat as well. When should you have just done nothing? Good deed's gone bad. When did your good deed go bad and you should have just left it alone after Yaz decided to feed some fish that weren't hers at a boba tea place? Because they looked hungry

and as she went to tip it in, the lid came off and she emptied the entire contents of the fish food into the tank, which if you don't know is really bad because it changes the whole makeup of the water and can kill them if you overfeed fish. I have a story. Of course you do. Well I was trying to do something good years ago and it's haunted me ever since. I was out in town with my boyfriend then but my husband now and we lived very close by to to what town is you know like we were able to walk from the club to home

Did you call it the clue? What is it the club and it would be cool And on passing the way through to go from the club to home was burger feel which is a very very very Beloved place for me my husband we love. And it's a staple of a night out you know at the end of a night. At the end of a night and you're walking past it's the best location for them so we went and we got some burgers and chips and we were planning on having them back at home and I saw it's funny actually I saw a homeless girl looked a little like

Yaz which I'm not trying to be mean to her but looked a little like Yaz, which I'm not trying to be mean to her, but looked a little like Yaz. The way she dresses and the way she does her hair. Yaz energy. Yeah, and she was sitting there and I felt like such a piece of crap that here I am with my burger fuel that I've just bought and I'm going to walk past her and go home and eat it when she's like, it was a cold night. So I got my burger and my chips and I gave them to homeless Yazz.

And she looked up at me and said, I'm not homeless. She was just waiting for a ride. Right, she was waiting for an order too probably. Just hadn't come out. She'll throw it. Did you know what I just said? I've got it quickly. Now you're just gonna be be like well then can I have my burger back please that's I don't know she must have looked pretty bad she did it was deep she had a rough night this this little yes um gosh stop calling yes but they really did

the blonde hair and stuff. She had definitely a rough night because I would never have done that if I had any inkling of like, I think she was even sitting on a newspaper. I thought she had a seat up. Maybe it was wet seat. You said it was raining. A newspaper, the seat of homeless people. Sarah, good deeds gone bad. What was yours? Hey Sarah, what was your good deed? You should have just left it alone. When I was about six or seven I had 12 goldfish and you can't teach a child that they only need a pinch. I fed them all. They all died and my mum called it the

Queen's birthday massacre. Yeah, that's exactly what I think's happened to these fish that years I've fed, even though they weren't her fish. Which is actually worse I think. If anything, this whole segment we've done here has just painted a picture of having a goldfish as a pet sucks. Like they seem so vulnerable to so many different things. I'd be so nervous if I owned one that I'd be gonna kill it at any second. I saw even a video this morning of a chick who there was like a snake and it was like on the road, something Meg would do, and you're like oh and she's got like some wrapping paper rolled up

and she's kind of pushing it being like oh come on off the road someone's gonna run you over and it starts turning around it goes under her car and she's like no no no no no and she looks under the car and it starts climbing up inside her car till it disappears and it's not on the road anymore. Oh no. Is that all you're welcome in there? Yeah that's nice cosy in there, warmer thank you. Imagine driving home knowing there's a snake somewhere in your car now. Absolutely not happening we've got Hope as well. Hi Hope. Good morning. Good morning. Alright good deed gone bad. We had a tank of tadpoles at work,

and I worked with children. And I was like, they look a little bit dirty. I'll clean their tank. Put them back in afterwards. Just like acclimate them, which I'm pretty sure you're meant to do. And then about 10 minutes later, they were all kind of floating,

looking a little bit sleepy. Turns out I killed them all. And there were like 30 of them maybe? And the kids were saying, what are they doing? What are they doing? I was like, I'm gonna sit down with the blankets. They need to sleep.

There was, why is everyone sleeping upside down? They need a nap. Just like you all need a nap right now. Yeah, tadpoles are another one. Yeah, I had to cover them. I think I had tadpoles as a kid and one of them never survived. They always die. They always eat each other or something.

30 of them didn't survive. That's a massacre. So again, more lessons that fish tanks and tanks, not a good idea. There's a rule of thumb. Erin found a baby thrush bird on their property and was like, oh, let's go put it in the chicken coop because they can get stressed out. So she put it right next to a bowl of water so I could drink and went back to check on it poor thrush bird had gone for a swim because it was a baby it hadn't learned

how to do that yet. That is sad. I once actually speaking of it was not so much a good deed but I'd left we used to have a budgie called Peter and he'd sit in the sunroom at our house and we'd take him out in the day but it was a rainy day this day so we left him inside but the Sun came out in the afternoon and he'd sit in the sunroom at our house and we'd take him out in the day but it was a rainy day this day so we left him inside but the Sun came out in the afternoon and he cooked inside the sun room. Paul Peter. Cooked? Yeah like he'd be suffocated from the heat. Also don't accidentally feed your neighbors hamster rat poison. Oh my god these are horrible. Why do they all have to do with pets?

It's morphed into a pet massacre. It's awful. Clint, Megan, Dan. If you're a millennial Gen Xer, this should be the easiest quiz that you ever hear. If you're a Gen Z, you shouldn't, but you probably may learn a thing or two. It's the Gen Z quiz with Yaz. Yeah, now Yaz, I think you've your best ever score. It's three.

No, I got a four. I did get a four the other week. This is complete gaslighting. Well, it doesn't really matter because you need to get a five to clock the game and never play again and you've never done that. I really hope you don't get a perfect score because I do love playing this segment. Here's your first question, yes. Play along at home as well. Text 3343. Name this game. Fight Eddie Gordo wins! What is that?

Eddie Gordo was the greatest character for anyone who didn't really know how to play and just wanted to bottom bash their way to victory. That was me, I was just bottom bashing. X in circle, oh my god, you couldn't win against X in circle. X in circle, I'm getting, that's a PlayStation vibe. Good. So on PlayStation you'd play, I literally have no idea, I played Banned Hero my whole life life. You've played this once I reckon. I think everyone's played it once. Yeah. It said fight, what's a fighting game?

Fight! Fight! Yeah, Dragon Ball Z? No. Tekken was the name of the game. Okay, name this a friend's character. Rachel? Yeah?

Gunter. I know you're I mean that was just like I've got my lip got caught I mean I know it you gotta pace yourself no one's forcing you to answer in half a second my lip got caught I mean I just have to tell you I love you. I love you. I love you. Gunther. Yeah? Sorry. You can't give that to you. You said Gunther.

We'll take your first answer. Okay. What? We'll take your first answer. Here's an easy one. Here's an easy one, yes. What horror movie series is this the theme to? Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Iconic. I wouldn't have got this one. I can't think of a't have got this one. I can't think of a single horror movie series though, like what, is it a TV series? No, no, no, like a movie franchise I guess you'd say. Um... Scream. No. Good guess, good guess, it was Halloween, Michael Myers.

No, I wouldn't have got that either. Yeah. Oh, you didn't? Yep. Okay so she's got zero from three. Alright here we go yes we'll get on the board with this one. Name this movie. I want to tell you my secret now. What? I see dead people. What are the most famous twists? Choral line. My goodness me. Oh my gosh. No, that is the Sixth Sense, starring Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment.

I don't know that either, I've never heard of that. Choral line. I was dead the whole time. Famous lines in movie history. I see dead people, yeah. Are they going to be top ten? That is top ten. No, the most famous line in all of movie history would be...

She can't think of it. Do the last question. No, it would be... It would be... Jenny! Jenny! That's what it would be. Just saying her name twice. Not Life is Like a Box of Chocolates.

That's probably more likely a plan. Ron Forest, Ron! Or it could be that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Right, the final question is... Who sings this song? ["I'll Tell You Things You Don't Want Us To Know"] Oh. Do you like them clothes, the fans?

Yeah, they're about dreadful bangers. They were one of my favourite boy bands, but... Boy band, okay, got it. Well, you can hear that, can't you? Can you? They sound awfully feminine. ["What Am I Doin' Without You"] Nah, I just, oh, um... Can you? You sound awfully feminine. What am I doing without you? Nah, I just, oh, um...

Have a guess. I can't think of any boy bands. It's like you're flying without wings during this whole game. Flying without wings. Is that a clue? It's a weird thing to say if it's not. This game has gone south quick. No, I don't know. Name a boy band.

All I know is Backstreet Boys, but you love them. It's unfortunately Westlife. I wouldn't have got that either. Flying Without Wings, how in the world is that helping me Clint? That's probably their number one song if you google the whole thing. Is that your first time you've never got one? Yep, that's your worst show. I got Gunther.

No, you got Gunther. I did. If the answer was Gunther, you would have got it. Yeah, if the question was what was Meg's nickname in high school? Oh Gunter! Oh that's a shame Meg. I'm just watching the backstory behind that one. It's not a flattering nickname.

We're going to go to a break while I give you a home baby. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky Boo. There's been a lot of chat around a new competition called Run It. A competition is built around the actions that you'll see in rugby union, rugby league, and the NFL. So there's a ball runner and a tackle, except there's no ball. One stands on the 20 metre, one stands on the four metre line, and they just run at full speed into each other

with the goal of trying to bowl the other person over. Run It's website is calling it the fiercest new collision sport, and the prize money for the winner for these events is $20,000. Which obviously is an incredible amount of money for most people I would say majority of people would want that and so you're getting a lot of brothers, dads, cousins you know wanting to enter and get 20k for It's a big character isn't character. I remember seeing the footage

So I don't know if it was an official Run it straight situation, but I'm sure I saw footage of a couple of people or one person having a seizure a couple of weeks ago After they'd done it was videoed and then from then I just I haven't been able to like look at any of anything Well, actually I never did but that just shocked shocked me my core And the thing is I think the difference between a lot of people are comparing it to rugby and saying well what's the difference? The thing is I think with rugby you've got tackling professionals and there's rules and regulations in place where you have to do a legal tackle, you know. But these people are literally just running at each other and the weaker person

is flat down right? Yeah you can't deviate. But there are always, also there are a lot of injuries, head injuries that happen in rugby and stuff. It is our national sport and we can't deny that there are a lot of brain injuries and accidents that happen in the sport. It's dangerous. Say about a week or two ago, the defence was, well, what about UFC? People are getting in a ring, literally trying to beat each other until they're unconscious. So how is this any different?

But obviously, in the last few days, 19 year old boy Ryan has since passed away after an impromptu game of run it straight with his mates and had a head injury and had his life support turned off on Monday. And that's when it becomes real, right? Because there was a lot of chat around it before this happened of people worried

that this would happen and we've got to this point now. Producer Kyle, you reached out to a whole lot of people to talk to us about this, ranging from principals to rugby players and all sorts, right? Yeah, yeah, I've messaged and tried to get a couple of guests to come on and just speak about it from their point of view and their profession. And it was just interesting that like two principals

who I was messaging, they said, actually, no, I'd rather not because they didn't want to represent what schools are doing, you know, in the country kind of thing and talk about it now that someone has died. And same with the rugby player, he was like, look, I'd rather not comment. Yeah. And I think it's still raw at the moment that someone has passed away. And it's very recent. So I get also why people don't want to talk about it yet. Well, I would love to know if there are any parents because I'm obviously a parent to a very young child. Parents of teenagers, maybe specifically teenage boys, how are you feeling about this

year? I'm sure conversations have been had. Conversations must have been had since, you know, the passing of Ryan of like, don't do this or are you playing this? Are your friends doing it? Because if it's this common and popular that it just happens willy nilly after parties and stuff, I just, yeah, I'd love to know what that's happening in the conversations in the household or group chats between other parents of how you're navigating it. Apparently it's now been voted the most dangerous sport in the world above MMA and boxing

because of the lack of regulation around it. Well, it's the whole thing about like, run it straight. Nobody's died within them doing it professionally. The competition. The competition. But because the competition has become popular, it's become popular with people doing it on their own. I guess it's like where's the line, right? And how far is too far? And like Meg was saying, parents of young boys especially, how scary is this knowing that these impromptu games are being played after school, during school or whatever because

it's just the sport that's getting all the chat at the moment. I use that sport term quite loosely. Love to hear from you if you do want to weigh in on it or even just fire us a text and let us know your thoughts on it. 3 3 4 3. A lot of people texted through surprised me saying it's fine. Like support for the event. Yeah so a lot of that online too. It was the sports or competition that everyone was talking about a couple of weeks ago. Run it straight, $20,000 prize money, you and another person without a ball just running into each other from say 10 meters, 15 meters apart as hard as you can. They do have a ball by the way, one of them has a ball. Oh okay. There is a ball but they're not throwing it or passing it. I believe one is holding a ball and they're running into each other. Right, okay. And now... That's the official.

I guess, right, the influence has now transcended outside of the competition, is now being played in schools and outside of school, and tragically a 19-year-old boy Ryan has passed away from this. And as it would, I mean, people aspire to be good sportsmen, so if you see a professional doing this, it's understandable that kids in schools are trying it. So that's the thing that's concerning, I think. And trying it to maybe even see if they could enter the competition and make the money and the cash.

We are all parents of young children. Maybe you've got the oldest Clint with a nine-year-old daughter. But I would love to talk to people that have sons, because it seems to be sons, right? It seems to be boys. I mean, I'm sure girls are doing it. But majority seems to be boys.

Of how you're feeling. Have you spoken to them? Nicole, you've got a son? I do. I do. Good morning. Good morning. Does it scare you?

It absolutely terrifies me. It absolutely terrifies me to run it straight. He plays a rugby on the weekends and to know that they train at school the rugby but you just don't know what sort of training this involves you know it could have turned into this Run It Straight carry on. It terrifies me. So we are going to be sitting down this afternoon after school and having a bit of a chat about it, yes. Sounds good.

And they run full speed. It's full speed. Like, I've seen how high they... Yeah, carry on, sorry. I can hear the shaking in your voice, Nicole. I'd be interested to know if there is schools playing it like it is part of the curriculum, like in a PE class. That would surprise me. I saw a text Dan that somebody said that she found out her boys were playing it in. Really? Yeah I did see that. I get it in the playground at lunchtime.

I get that but man. Alright Justin you're a dad? Yeah so I've got time definitely within the range with the older boys so I actually found out with the one the text through about we we've already sat down and had the conversation with them and shown them the videos of like we're doctors and are talking about it saying it's the most dangerous sport in the world because the problem is is even though they play rugby the thing is is when you're taught to play rugby you're not taught to try and knock them and blow them clean off their feet so there was a whiplash that hits them in the neck and then they need when they collide at that speed to try and blow them clean off

their feet it's quite terrifying. And yeah, we were the same. We found out our school's rugby team and PE were running it as just a normal fitness thing. Wow. And I mean, when you're also talking about hard rock, like dirt and these guys aren't skilled, they're not trained, they've not got the muscle mass

or strength to be able to sort of even take this whiplash impact. It just, yeah, it terrified the crap out of us. Thanks Justin. And not to go too deep into it, but I do know a lot of, I think, is that boys don't actually develop their frontal lobe, which is the part of your brain that tells you this is dangerous and that you could die from this until they're 25. Yeah. So they don't actually have that. Although I did just see somebody text and said, my four year old son asked to play it last Night he looked at kindy

Taylor Taylor Any thoughts on run it straight? How are you feeling about it? Well, yeah, I just text in about it because I have three boys and one is right in that teenage stage You know where they don't think things through. And you know, it's not until they've already done something that they're like, that's probably a bad idea. So also the likes of social media and all that sort of thing.

Now, I just wondered how like TikTok and all that sort of thing. I mean, I know as parents, we could not have them on TikTok, but realistically we are in, you know, a stage where they are just on that sort of thing in their teenage years. But like how TikTok, you know how everything else

has to have rules and regulations and follow things, but like that can just freely stream on TikTok. And promote it, yeah. Post all that sort of thing, for influencing our teenagers and all that sort of thing. I know, influencing our teenagers and all that sort of thing. I just, yeah, I guess it's kind of scary how TikTok, I guess in some ways, doesn't have the same rules and regulations, you know?

That's true, that's a bigger conversation, eh? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Thanks, Taylor. I think the first time I saw it was on TikTok. So I think it's all over there. Really? So, yeah. Ay, yay, yay. And also, just wanna do a, I mean, they're not gonna be listening, I think the first time I saw it was on TikTok. So I think it's all over there. So yeah. Ay, ay, ay.

And also, just want to do a, I mean, they're not going to be listening, but if they hear that we've been talking about this, Mr. And Mrs. Satisfate, I think of maybe- Satisfate, yeah. Satisfate, yeah, it's a hard one to say, apologies, but losing like a son to something just so out of the blue and so tragic, like Ryan's friends and family,

man, just heart goes out to you guys and we're just so out of the blue and so tragic. Like Ryan's friends and family, man, just heart goes out to you guys and we're just so sorry for the tragedy that you guys are now having to work through. And to hear that people are still doing it must be so frustrating as well. I'm sure they'll be doing everything they can to try and educate kids and schools on the dangers of this,

knowing firsthand now what can actually happen if it goes wrong. Yeah, it's scary. Yeah, it's okay. It's not what we normally talk about, we're obviously a very unserious station, but it's something that everybody is talking about and we just wanted to give our two cents.

I know it's very- What's wrong with a sidestep? Yeah, what's wrong with being, you know, talking about the serious things every now and then? The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. What does Meg mean? Yeah, a lot of the times we're asking ourselves that, what does Meg mean? When she- I know what times we're asking ourselves that. What does Meg mean? When she...

I know what I mean every time. I know you do. I think you speak your own language sometimes. Over the years, you know how parents can understand their toddler, but no one else? I understand my Meg. Meg's our little toddler. Yeah, I know. Because I know what her brain's tried to do. But not everyone does.

It does feel like, you know when people have foot fetishes, and we found out it's because there's actually a wire in the brain that's very close to to attraction and so is the wire to the feet and so it's people that have them is a wire cross. A crossover wire. And I feel like I've got a wire cross somewhere in my brain. Foot fetish. No, no, not that. Something, something, every time it feels right to me but something goes wrong. Hmm. Yeah. Either that or your mum has no idea what the saying is and you just No, no, no, not that but something something every time it feels right to me, but something goes wrong Hmm. Yeah, either that or your mum has no idea what the saying is and you just learned from her She had to be I did get it from her. So Let's listen back to do I'm not neurotypical and we just haven't been done

To some of the sayings that Meg has tried and bailed on or changed mid sentence Hey, it was just something I saw that tickled me funny. Okay. It tickled me right. Okay so there was a... Do you mean tickled my fancy? No. You not tickled me funny? It tickled me funny. Is that not the same? No. And the internet has, you could say, be broken with them. They have non-stop coming. Yeah. Yeah. They got slipped under the rug. Yeah.

Yeah, flipped under the rug, yeah. No. That's right. Do you want to have another go at that? Slipped under the rug? No. Yes it is. It didn't get flipped under the rug.

People say that it slipped under the rug. You've got the S but it's a different word. Meg, you're so close but it's not... Slipped. Slipped. Swept. Alright, come on. When have you slipped under a rug?

Ever. You want socks on wooden floor? I'm just saying it's swept under the rug because you're you slipped under a rug? Ever. You know what sucks on wooden floor? The saying is, sweep under the rug because you're out of sight, out of mind. You're just pushing it under there and you'll deal with it later. Oh, that makes sense. The thing I like about Meg is she just gives it a bash, doesn't she? Even if she's not quite sure, she'll just go in for confidence. Oh no, Dan, I'm sure every time that I hate that it's wrong.

You shouldn't be. Okay. So here we go, Meg. We we're gonna give you a saying. It is the combination of two, which is generally your specialty. You have to break them up and tell us what each saying is. I could be good at this. You can lead a horse to water,

but don't throw it out with the bath water. Two very famous sayings. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink it. Cheers. Well done. And? Your baby with the bath water. What about it?

The baby's in the bath water. The baby's in it. I've never known what the saying is. I actually don't know what it means. And we're not using the baby's in the bath water. Don't throw the baby out with the bath water. When would I ever use that? It means if you've got a good idea, maybe there is a part of that idea that's great.

So don't throw the whole idea out just and make and you wouldn't just empty the bath with the baby in it. You take the baby out. So just take out the good parts and don't throw it all away. Here's your next one. I think this is a bit easier. You'll get this one. Half a point. A bird in the hand. Yes, it's with two in the foot. A bird in the hand will keep the doctor away. A bird in the hand has two in the foot. Done. And then an apple a will keep the doctor away. A bird in the hand is two in the foot, done.

And then an apple a day keeps the doctor away. She's got the second one, bomb. But you're still stuck on the first. A bird in the hand is two in the foot. What's two in the foot? I don't know what that saying means either. I've never used it. I don't know why anybody would use it.

Clearly? A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Meaning? What is that? Why is it any better than a foot? Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Bush. Meaning... What is that? Why is it any better than a foot? Well, if I said Meg, you can have a bird right now, or there's two birds over there,

but you've got to catch them in the bush. Which would you rather? But that's so stupid. We need new sayings. That is so stupid. She says the lady that can't get them right in the first place. It's dumb, come on.

It's kind of like would you take the guarantee sure thing versus something that looks more attractive on paper, but it's going to be harder to get and there's no guarantee. So you go for the two in the bush? Yes, I go for two in the bush. I can imagine Meg rummaging around in the bush for a couple of bits. I've got one here Meg in my hand. I want the one or two.

Okay, what did Meg mean? We've got a mixture of sayings. Meg has to try and extract them. Last one. Making hay in a blue moon. Making hay while the sun shines. Got it. She's got that one. Well done. And in a blue moon. Making hay while the sun shines. She's got that one. And once in a blue moon.

She's won it! Well done! She's cured! We've cured her! No, no. It could be a fluke. Alright, we'll continue to try and cure her as we continue throughout the weeks. I stand by the fact that I do think that it's time for new sayings.

Those ones are so old they make no sense anymore. They make no sense anymore. We need that baby in the bed. That makes no sense. The thing is, if we add new sayings, you'll still get them wrong. No. It's more confusing. If they make sense, I'll get them.

I'll understand them. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our OnlyFans podcast it is.