The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW climbing the Wiz Khalifa?

Episode Date: January 26, 2026

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they discuss Clint's bidet adventure, Kanye West's public apology, and the ongoing debate over A-list celebrities. Dan shares his latest woes about a troublesome neighbor, and the team dives into the peculiar laws around the world. Plus, listener interactions weigh in on whether Jennifer Lopez should remain on the A-list. Packed with laughs, personal stories, and heated debates, this episode is a rollercoaster of emotions and opinions! 00:00 Introduction and Banter04:38 New Night Show Hosts07:31 Morning Run Encounters11:04 SIX60 Summer Tour14:24 Alex Honnold's Climb23:26 EZ Money25:44 Button Debate at Work32:24 Kanye West's Apology36:48 Clint's Bidet Update: A New Year's Resolution41:22 Horse Meat Scandal in Auckland45:51 Is It Legal? A Game of Strange Laws51:42 Mums check-in: Clint vs. Dan Go-Kart Challenge56:46 Neighbors at War: Dan's New Dilemma01:05:04 A-List or B-List? Celebrity Status Debate01:13:27 Conclusion and Farewell

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Here, on the Edge. It's the Edge Breakfast. Clint Megan Dan, 94. Thank you. Good morning. It's back on 6 o'clock. Short week for you, Auckland. The rest of us, we've already been doing today.

Yes, you're the battles of the world. That includes us for once It does, guys It does for the very first time Yeah, we were here yesterday While Yorklanders was sleeping And who gets it on Monday There's an anniversary, is it Nelson?

Nelson, but then obviously we've got Waitangi next Friday So Nelson Tonians, you've got like a three-day working week If you haven't already taken the days off Do we get that white tongue? We do, don't we? We get Waitangi, yeah Everybody does for that Unless you're one of those people that are a battler

That works through Yeah, they just works through too I think the, do we, I mean Obviously there's the nurses, doctors the people that can't get time off and they can't just be like, it's Waitangi Day, go home. Also, like, petrol station workers? Yeah.

They don't close down. Some supermarkets, I think, keep open. Yeah, dairy's always open. Someone has to sell the Kumbara and Kashi Pie Meg. That's true. That's true. You could have that as your Waitangi meal. Yeah.

And it would be not the worst. No. It'd be pretty good. Not the worst. Let's not send them that one. That's what the show sponsors is he wants to get from. its announces. I didn't have made it like that.

Oh, how good. All right. Coming up on the show this morning, we got your chance to win a thousand bucks at seven and eight. Of course, easy money continues this week. In Scannell, it's a big one this morning, actually, boys. Kanye West has done full page

talking about how ashamed he is, talking about anti-Semitic, or how he talked about Nazis and Jews, and he used to swat-sicker. He has opened up that he is deeply ashamed and has bipolar and his first. finally medicated. So I've got all of that coming up for you. And also my neighbours accused our family of getting her cat pregnant.

So there's a lot going on. There's not. There's not. There's not happening. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Time for hours, 6 a.m. Throwback. Us versus the playlist. Might be trickier to beat the playlist this morning. Oh, good one.

Yeah, take a listen. This song. Is this the music video? And it was like raunchy as when it came out because it was like a yoga instructor. Everyone was just like bending over. It was pretty provocative. I think it was. Baby shake that ass.

Dan, do a quick YouTube search and just see if that is the one. What's the band called? Freestylers. Freestilers. Yeah. I remember everyone being like so shocked when this came out.

No, it's the girl walking down the street. Oh, yeah, but she is. She's in sexy clothes. And she's on the lamppost. That's how I remember. Yeah. And she's like grinding the lamppost. Good on her.

Oh, producer. What do you want am I thinking of? Head note. It's the, um, Eric Pride. You're thinking of Call on me. Yeah, call on me. Ah, yeah. You're thinking.

I'm going to save them, I'll send her your leg back. Carl, how do you feel about Clint saying you'd know? Well, he knows I like your apprides. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's at ADMGEN, yeah. Yeah, very good. You're one of his biggest fans of that. When that came out, a lot of Christians became fans of that music.

That's what we had. Okay, well, are we saying with the playlist? I think so. We don't even going to put up a fight. We don't need to change it. I'm going to do a bit of provocative dancing in the studio. Maybe we do change it. Yeah.

Where I'm a G-Banger today, so perfect timing, bro. Fab. It's going out to you, Carl. Are you a fan? The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Can we just bring this to the show quickly? I don't know if we're allowed to talk about it. Embargo-wise yet.

Are we? Oh. But you could just, oh, why don't you just say the name, and we don't say why we're saying the name? Well, now they're going to know it's because they're going to be on the show. Why would we be doing it? Why did I bring it up? Jacob Allaudie.

Yeah. Jacob Allardie. Yeah. Clint can't pronounce it. No, what do you mean? I'm saying it the same as Megan, then she keeps laughing, saying I'm rolling me out like I'm Irish. If he's going to be on the show, I need to make sure I'm saying his name properly. There might be a chance. We've got Jacob on the show at some point this week.

Clint said, what are we going to do for Jacob, O'Lordie? Jacob Al-Lordie's Irish. Okay, but it's not O'Lordie, it's Al-Lordie. Jacob Al-Lordie. Wait, you said it? Jacob Al-Lordie. No, he's doing it like an Irish. Shut like it said it the same.

No, he said it right that time. Jacob Allardie. No, now you're right. Okay, he just comes to go on, Jake. Last night, we had a brand new night show with Ollie and Lucy, who, by the way, interns, they're pretty big deal to be an intern at the edge, straight out of broadcasting school, to get a night show. I think it's actually unheard of.

I don't think that's ever happened. No. No, most of us either had to work in some tiny little town for years, go to a Christian radio station or something. Two years in Queenstown, Dad. I think you did ten years behind the house. scenes and then you got on it after that. And I did five years on Christian Radio.

Yeah. Yeah. Cleve you were there around when the radio was in Ventura. That's right. That's right. We went paths to get to where we are and they all went different ways. But they were long scenic tours, right? These guys just jumped straight on here on the edge.

Yeah, I had to listen last night. I thought they did a great job, but we thought we'd give them a call and see how they feel about it. Yeah, just congratulate them. Good idea. I don't think they'll be up. If they were doing the night show, they'll be there till like an 11, a clock at night. They might not be up.

There's no way they're answering their phone. What do you think is the likelihood of somebody who is in their early 20s out through the phone at 6? It's 6.m. What was the last time we think? Even if they thought someone was dying and their family, I stood up. Your call has been forwarded to voice money. So they've gone. I'm going to try him one more time and then we'll try the girl.

Do you think, the girl, Lucy, do you think she's more likely to answer? I think of anyone she would be, probably more likely. All right. He gets one more dial and then he's out. No. Okay, he's fired. He's fired. to the right.

Easy go. Hope you enjoyed the show. Okay. Here we go. The number you have called is not currently and it's my fault. It's my fault.

Okay. So talk about yourselves while I'm typing it in. No, because it puts more pressure on you. Don't do that. Okay. You couldn't even dial the right number before. Here she is.

Lucy. Did a great job last night on the show. I was listening. Very funny. My God. High energy. You'd think she would have been tired after her. Let's see what the energy's like.

She's hung up on us. Oh, well, I'm ringing her again. You think I'm going to not ring her again? This is not a good showing. She surely didn't know what she was doing hanging up on us. Well, it wouldn't be blocked number, wouldn't it? So it'd be coming up going... Your call has been forwarded to voice-name.

They both just keep sending us to... This has been Meg's idea. Hey! Clint Mega Dan Lesh, go! Yes, I think this must be record, obviously, the flooding around the place, but there has been a lot of rain this summer.

I don't know. I feel like it's every year we have this. We had it announced we had in Auckland a couple of years ago as well. Definitely don't. We need to learn. Don't plan any holidays. We'll time off in Jan. Feb's the time to do it.

Yeah. Hopefully. Guys, I've been going for a run every morning, kicking off 2026 with a bit of a goal of trying to do a run before the show, which is very early. I kick off about five past four and go for about a 45-minute run

then come here and have a shower. The last three days, I go to the same route every day and it ends. I don't know, you guys know, Jacob's ladder. It's like a little thing of stairs just over, just not far from our workplace.

I put it a bit spooky even daytime for me. Very spooky set of stairs. It's probably like, I'd say maybe 60 stairs going up a steep hill. And there's no one that can see you unless they're on the stairs. Not lit. Completely, yeah.

Not lit at all, but it's shelter. It probably makes you run faster. It does. And I'll tell you why it makes me run faster because it's very sheltered there and it's sort of got a roof. And for the last three days, there's been, how do I say it in a PC way?

A drug addict man there. How do you know? Do you see him doing drugs or is he just a man? Well, who's out at 4 a morning like sitting on a step? Right. Well, you're out at 4 in the morning. Well, you're tired.

Put it this way. doing like sit-ups or anything. Yeah, but maybe he just finished the ladder. He's having to sit. He's having to sit. He just doesn't come across as, that's what he's been doing anyway. There's a guy that goes in my gym

and he always wears jeans. Like, you know, everyone wears... Yeah, you don't call him a drug addict. He just looks very awake for some of this up at 4-oam in the morning. And so the last two days I've gone round... So you sort of come round a corner. Yeah.

And I'm jogging quite a pace. And he is just sitting there. And he goes, Mon-on, like that. And I go, oh, like that's friendly. Yeah, by the third morning, you should expect it. He actually probably... He can hear you coming and goes, this guy's probably going to get scared that I'm sitting here,

so I'm going to give him an audio cue that someone is... Well, the first day he got me, so I came round the corner, he goes, morning, and I went, oh, like that. Today was the second day, and so, and he's obviously knows that I go for the run, so he's gone, I'm going to sit there again and get him again. So I came around the corner. Yeah, right. That's his whole plan of the day.

24 hours, he's like, bruce that I'm, but... planning this. Yeah. So I come around the corner again. He goes, morning, I went up, like that, and then sprinted up the stairs. Oh, maybe he's a good trainer. Maybe he's just a personal trainer. Come on, Dan.

He goes, one, two, one, two, one, two. Yeah, so I'm just, I'm a bit nervous about going tomorrow because I don't know if he's going to be there again. Well, does he say morning and then hold out his knife, or is he just say morning? To be honest, I'm so scared. I haven't looked back. He could have a knife. So wait, you're petrified about a man that is being polite and has a,

like a formal greeting when he sees you I don't know it's formal being going monik like that I don't know Is that how he says it? Yeah

It's quite a question It's actually more than a lot of people In the city Probably say when you jog past normally I mean he is lovely He is lovely He hasn't tried to kill me He's not trying to

In my mind I like look back Every time being like Is he chasing me as he forward? Oh welcome to a woman's world You know Scary stuff Yeah He's not trying to jab his needle

Into your ankle On the way past or anything like that day Well I'm nervous that's gonna happen tomorrow So I'm gonna avoid the area Yeah Good idea. Good idea. Just got the long. I love it, Dan, rather than finding a new track, he's like, I'm going to quit. I'm going to quit running.

No, but that's my Jacob's Ladder. That's the stairs. That's the reason I do the run, to be fair, because it's that stairs at the end. You know, it's that crescendo of the last bit of the run. Yeah, but how exhilarating is well, like, Willie won't be there? Give you a fun of game. I think my heart rate, as well on my phone. I looked this morning. My heart rate was high at that point, but I think it was from the scare, not from the stairs. Me, you got an update on scandal. Is this the car new one?

No, no. I think I'm going to keep that for later. This one is about 660 and what they want to play for you this summer tour. Okay. The songs that are going to be on the tour list. Setlist. Set list. Yeah, because they played in Matakana over New Year's or after New Year's. So I was wondering how many tours they're doing?

Yeah, yeah, it looks like they don't. I reckon they're going to do a few. But they're asking you to choose the playlist, so I thought you guys could help. All right, cool. Do it next. The Clint Meg and Dan Podcast. Scandal with Meg. 660 have uploaded a video to Instagram

allowing you to choose their playlist. This is them talking about what are going to be the staples in their next tour. Right up? Nice up. Roots. Forever. Yeah, got that.

Yeah, rainy. All gone. Sweet. And then because we're going to pay like two hours. Well, an album will get to like 40 minutes in there. It's like another hour, 20 of songs. Probably like another 20 songs, one, two. If we made a hear

Yeah, that's about to put a call out for like What do people want to hear And the number one Most Like comment And most commented

Was this song I actually haven't heard yet Green Bottles Oh green bottles Oh, green bottles Oh, I'm addicted And I can't change

Oh, they like the slow jam Just let Much who sang This is like a fan favourite It's like if you're a true 660 fan, like green bottles. Yeah, I'd like to hear them do purple because that's another one where much who gets to properly.

Is that ever in the Midwest Mother's Eyes? Oh yeah. That's a good one. Clements got that for page. Yeah, that's somewhere. Yeah. Yeah.

What about you, Nipia? You're a big fan. What would you be picking if you got to choose their playlist? For 660s playlist. I would love to see them do. I love their gold album only to be,

don't forget your roots, that kind of era of 660. I love older. The new album does sound fantastic though and it goes back to that rootsy kind of feel, which is cool. Oh, I mean, you had a chance to shout out one of their Terea Māori songs. That'd be my pick.

Yeah, same. Yeah, I was going to say that one next as well. I mean, to be honest, there is very few bands out there that can put on a two-hour show and you know every track. Isn't that incredible? They have had an incredible career.

Yeah. I mean, it is great where you're at a point where you go, which one, what song should we play because you've got too many to include them all? You have to go like, we've got to leave some of the bangers out. Instead of going, we're going to need a truck and a few covers, because otherwise our set's

not going to be long enough. Yeah, so true. So true. We have an intermission. Do you remember when Jason Durala did that? He did an intermission and then did a gym set on stage. I think he did push-ups, and he got one of the backup dancers to sit on his back while he did push up. Which, to be fair, it was hard to do. The lights came up and everything.

It was really bizarre. Wow. Yeah. Hey, it's all, it's not a target with our ORI, head to OtagoOri.org.com. It's all thanks to OUSA. Clint Megyn Dan. Spinky Boo. It was meant to be live on Netflix Saturday 2pm but got delayed due to weather.

So it ended up happening on Sunday. Not for me. I didn't actually check it out. I wanted to, but it just didn't line up with what I was doing over the weekend. Right. So he just, I'm not saying just, I'm sure it's a big feat,

but he climbed a building with no ropes or anything. Alex Honol is his name. He climbed a building called Taipei 101 in Taiwan. It's 500. eight meters tall, 1,600 feet. And it's made of steel and glass. And he did it live on television. Someone said that there was a 10 second delay.

Yeah, that's Sam here. Did you watch any of it, Sam? Yeah, I watched it all yesterday afternoon. Wow. And then it was on, it was made my stomach go. But, man, it was on the news. It was on three news last night. They did an article on it.

And they let it slip then that because it was live on Netflix, they'd done a 10 second delay in case anything happened. Which is fair enough. Oh, well, so then if he had fallen, they'd cut the live feed, and all of a sudden he'd just be climbing, and then the feed would have just stopped. Yeah, we're like, we're going to some ads,

yeah. I guess, yeah. Hey, Alex, just, I mean, Sam, sorry, just a quick question. When you were watching it, because I watched probably, like, three minutes of it, did you think it was a little bit of an easy building to climb? I had lots of...

Unbelievable. Not only and stuff, hey? Lots of places to put your arms and feet. Yeah, rookie move, really. Rookie move. I want to see him climb, like, Wiz Khalee, in Dubai or something where it's a bit easier like the harder to climb.

Wiss Caliphers, isn't that the rapper? Yeah. Don't know. Babaj Caliphate. I was the watch him climb WIS. That's a little gay. You're watching to climb Wizz, but that's all right then. He's like, next, I'm going to climb

Wiz Khalifa. It's been a long day without you, my friend. Sorry. I just thought that when you're coming out. No, I want to see him climb that because it's much tall. I think he's about six foot. I think it's average, really. It wouldn't take long to climb Whiz.

Well, who knows? And actually, he wouldn't be the first to have done it either. I think a few hours and he have. Yeah, I don't know if there's a video though, Clim. Maybe that's why he's after. Less footing on Wizz. Anyway. It ended up taking Alex out just over an hour and a half of climbing.

So I imagine your fingers get relatively sore damn when you're like 300 metres up after an hour of climbing. And I'm not saying. I could have done it. Like, I could have, I think it was just because it was, everywhere he had a place to put his foot, you know? Okay.

Do you want to hear, what do you say when you end up achieving a world record feat like he did? What are your first words? Because much like when you land on the moon, I feel like you have to have something prepped for that moment. He's done. Sirk.

Is that what he said? Suck. Suck. Wow. Brah. Okay, but here's the bit for me that I wanted to maybe throw over. to you listening this morning. In the trailer you hear from his wife

and then you find out he's a dad. People question following now that he's a dad. But this is who Alex is. I have to fully focus on the task at hand and execute well. It will be the biggest urban free solo climb ever. And they have a little shot of his daughter and him playing out in the yard and stuff in the trailer.

Yeah, I say it's selfish. I'll say. I think it's a selfish thing to do when you're a parent if you're doing something that is live streamed risking your life. Because she's saying

I mean that's who he is as a person. If he stops doing those things then he isn't the father or the dad that we know. I do think there are mums that have to stop prioritising themselves when they have kids

because that's just the sacrifice of becoming a parent or a mother or an adult and I know you guys are the same and I just think I don't know. If it was a mum climbing would she receive

no way. Way less accolade for what she had achieved. If it was a mum climbing and she had a little girl watching, she would have been ripped to pieces. It would never have happened because nobody would support it. Wait till his wife finds out he's climbing was Khalifa.

Yeah, that's another one. She'll never forgive me. On live television. Oh, wait under in the edge is an interesting question. Is he a bad dad? Or are we bad parents when we start doing things that are inherently dangerous and life-threatening when you have a son or a daughter or both at home?

I mean, Erin's got a good point. Would you say the same about Steve Irwin? He was dicing with, you know, crocodiles and stuff, wasn't he back in the day? Yeah, how far is too far when you start pushing limits to the extreme and putting your life in danger when you're a parent? It's a different when you're a professional like Alex is and Steve was. Oh, 800th edge? Talking about Alex who climbed a tall building.

Yeah, 508 metres. Taipei 101 in Taiwan. Yeah, he did it with no holds or ropes or anything. he did it, free climbing, and it was live streamed so that if he did pass away or drop or fall people, apparently it would have been cut by 10 seconds. But in theory, people were watching to see if he would fall or fail. There was people in the building. The bit I watched, he was climbing past a window. And that window in the building, there was people standing watching him, chairing him on.

All waving, and he waved back. I have a different idea of what a really cool accolade is, maybe. And I think the best accolade you could be is a really good dad. But, like, I, you know, whatever. if that's your mountain and Everest that you want to climb, I sit here and instantly my head goes, like, oh, you've kind of prioritised yourself and mum's working hard with the kids at home.

But I do think it doesn't mean just because you have kids you have to give up on your dreams and anything. I think it's inspiring to kids to show that you're doing things. But when it comes to like broadcasting your potential death live, I mean, that kind of makes me feel a bit like, and mum would never. Yeah, because I guess depends how you want to spin it. Because you could also be like, well, he's showing his kids

that just because no one's ever done something before doesn't mean that it's possible and that you can push your limits and what you're capable of, you put your mind to it. But yeah, I guess you're also putting yourself in a type of risk that, like, people say, oh, you could be hit by a car tomorrow.

Yes, that's true, but I think climbing the world's highest building that's never been done before is a different type of risk that a lot of us aren't prepared to put ourselves in. And you can't really say it's the same as driving to work. Think of the money he's pulling him. I mean, if he does die, his wife's going to be fine. He's not got life insurance.

Not doing that. He would have gone, but he would have made bank for that like show. Oh yeah, made a lot of money for that. Millions. Sure. Yeah, let's talk to Bex. Oh, Andrew the Ed. Hi, Bex.

Hi. Hi, what are your thoughts on, um, I mean, I guess parents or putting themselves at risk. Well, like, I personally won't go on a Ferris wheel because I'm getting something was going to happen. Famously the riskiest of all the wheels. Yeah. But, I mean, I mean. I mean, if he's, you've got to still live your life, right? And he's obviously trained for this.

And he knows what he's doing. Yes, he's very high risks. But as a parent, you still have to be able to live your life and show your kids that you're not scared of certain things. And, yeah, just be brave. I think that's my opinion. That's true because if you're scared of spiders, your kids will grow up being scared of spiders.

Because they'd be like, oh, I need to be scared of that, right? I mean, the way, what you're saying is, Meg, then would you ever do, like, a bungee dump? Would you ever do a, like, skydive? anything like that. Exactly. Like, I absolutely understand there's a fine line.

I think it's because it was broadcast, which is like making me feel a bit funny. I think that's the thing that's because obviously you have to live your life and you have to show your kids to live your life and that's the fun of living that you don't just stay at home and stay safe. I get that. It's not me saying that you don't go out and do fun things.

I think it's the, I don't know. I just think about that little girl and if her dad did fall and I, how that would have affected her. That's how I think. Raj has got a good point. Morning, right? Hey guys, how are you?

Good, man. What are you? It's the same thing with everything, isn't it? Like, inherently, even driving to sports can be unsafe. But these guys are professionals, they know what they're doing, Formula One drivers, value sport drivers. There's a lot of professions and sports out there that are real business. I get it, Raj.

You just said these guys and Formula One drivers being males, do you think it's different if it was Mums doing these, or do you think it'd feel exactly the same? No, no. Professional sports, I just mean professional sports. Maybe I used to say guys and guys. Professional sports, like inherently, even baseball can do dangerous. You get a hit by a ball in the head.

You're saying, like, if they're professionals, we're putting ourselves in their position. But we're saying if we were doing it, it would be dangerous. But maybe for him it's not. Yeah. Well, still is dangerous, but maybe has less dangerous because they are professionals and we're going, mate, we'd never do that.

So, of course you wouldn't. Even though Dan says climbing his building, it looks very ladder. It did look like quite a lot. ladder. It's just a long ladder. Yeah, Dan's like it actually was the day. I was it going to put us foot there on that hole that's conveniently placed under the window. So have we got a really

tall ladder at the bottom of the sky tower to the top you climb it? You'd be fine. Hannah probably would be a little bit of fiddish about it. If I'm honest, my wife. Clint, Meg and Dan. Here we go, a thousand bucks. If you can give us 10 answers starting with the letter Meg gives you inside 30 seconds, you can pass, but no

repeated answers. Yeah, the letter is This morning. Are you happy with that, Emma? F. Yes. Yes. Okay, I've got it. F, F, F. Emma's a food technologist, that's cool.

F for food. F for food. Yeah, perfect. Okay. It's my lucky nut, my lucky net letter. All right, well, we hear also that you can put it towards a hot girl Euro summer. Have you booked that, or do you just want to go? We're currently in the process of booking.

So we're going for three and a half months. Oh, my God. three and a half months. A few things. Yeah, it's a huge one. And by we, who's we? Is that you and a sister or a friend? Me and my best friend. We've been planning it for years. Oh my God, Emma, that's so cool. Okay, $1,000 towards that. I really want you to win. Okay, here we go. We're going to be counting it down. Your letter is F, and the timer starts after I finish the first one. Okay, I need a body part.

Finger. Something sweet. Three dollars. An adjective. A skips. An animal. A fish. A TV show that first aired in the 90s. France?

Something kids play with. Frisbe. A horror film. Freddie Kruger? Something you can drink. Oh, five nights. Oh, sorry, what? Something you can drink.

A Santa. An element on the periodic table. Yes, you know. Yeah, and Freddie Kruger would not be right because that's nightmare on Elm Street. He's just a character. But it was a solid. Oh no. No, that's okay. That would have been awesome. I'm so sorry, Emma, you did a great job though. Wow.

Thank you. Thank you. Thanks, Ian. Back again at 8 o'clock. If you want to have a crack at it, your chance to play for a grand in the hand. She was fast, though. Yeah, for some reason, if suits scary movies, Friday the 13th, Frankenstein, Final Destination. A Final Destination, Bloodlines, the latest one is bloody good. I know that movie went a bit. I don't know. They just lost the plot a little bit. And then they brought back a real strong storyline for the latest one, if you haven't seen it. Definitely worth a watch. Okay, if you were getting ready for work this morning, or maybe you're already in the car and you're driving in,

and you get there for like 8.30, I have the amount of buttons that is acceptable to be wearing undone or done up. I mean, you shouldn't be showing too much chest at work. I mean, depending on the job, of course. But if you're like in an office... That's the job that you show a lot of chest at work. Car salesman. I would have gone PT. Clint, Megan Dan.

How many buttons is acceptable for men to have unbuttoned at work? There is a study out that has apparently done the work for us. I mean, it says, I think the study said that three is too much. Three is too much. Two is pushing the boundaries. I think it depends on the shirt, though. Some buttons are rather close together. There's no buttons that are rather close together.

What are you talking about? They're all like universally. I think Clint would prescribe to the fact that buttons are just holding him back. I think if he could, he would just have no... He'd come to shirtless. Clint has truly, honestly, seriously

come five down. I've seen it. He's come to word and there's five buttons down. You're missing one, babe. Simon Cowell's a five button undone. I think I'm probably four tops. Four tops? Yeah. Three norm.

Once it gets to belly button range, I think you're pushing it. Normally only if you're sitting, and you're sort of slouching, but you're right, if you can see belly button. Too far. Too far.

I think, look, I would never do it because I've got scarring on my chest from a shooting. And I was attacked by a shark. And I don't want that to be showing. I'm a little bit self-conscious of it. Okay.

So I don't want that there. Well, you do have Carla, who's running a button down. How many have you got down now? No, that's three. And his button down is not button-ups. But the thing is, yeah. That's a few. He pulls it off, surprisingly.

Because you look at Tarlin go, Jesus, what's that? And then, wait, and then... Anything will help, a couple of buttons down. But then you see you with your buttons down, you go, oh yeah? That doesn't look too bad. Like, I wouldn't question it on you. How many have you got undone three?

I think that's three, yeah. And I've got a little bit of chest here as well, which I think helps. Does that help? Yeah, I don't know. I think I can see Carl's cleavage. And I mean that in the way that you pecks. Like those are the pecks, right, where you call men.

Same with Claire. If I can see any, like, full-defined, cleavage I think is probably too low. The difference between Carl and Clint is that Clint's got not an ounce of body hair on him. I think he got rid of that years ago. Yeah, that's all gone. Oh, so you're saying when you can see underboop too far? Yeah, if I can

see the outline of the peck, I still think it's too bad. What about you neeps? What are you rocking? How many buttons you got undone today? He's got a denim. I've got a denim shirt on. I've only got two buttons up. I've got two buttons up. I reckon you've done one just for the video. I have, yeah. That's too much. See, maybe one up is more acceptable here.

Yeah. You look like you're about to star in a porn video. That would be fine by me. Okay, I think we need to go to you. What the study say? The study said... Well, three was too much for a normal workplace. That's what it said.

Two was, I think, acceptable in some places. But one is usually the norm. Yeah, one is the norm. Clint's various... Well, I'm wondering what workplaces are three buttons undone sort of workplace. I mean, I think you can sort of get away with it here. I think if you're working in an accounting firm, if you've got three buttons undone,

you're going to get people staring. Okay, maybe you've got like a Simon Cowell at your office, you know, who does have a few too many buttons undone for whatever it is you do for a crust? Does this work for women as well? You tell me, Dan? I don't want to comment. But I look, please, wait, if a girl came to work with the three undone,

you're not going to go up to her and go, button them up, love. Ah, yeah. I wouldn't. Clint probably would. No, I would not. Exactly. Both of you were pigs. I said I wouldn't do that.

You do what you want, live your life. I don't want to be involved. How many buttons is acceptable to have undone at your workplace? I've been HR before. Surprisingly, I've never. We've been debating how many buttons undone is too many in the workplace. A study has actually been done about what's acceptable. I think it also depends on the workplace.

And it's for men, right? Yeah, for men. This is specifically for men. Yeah, this is specifically for men. You could bring women into the debate if you wanted me. Sure. Rod's got an opinion on it. What are you on?

Hey, guys. How you guys? What do you reckon? Where did he work first? We're for a plumbing company doing admin. Oh, mate, we don't need to be talking about buttons I'm done. We need to be talking about how high you guys are wearing your pants when you bend over. Do you know, Rod, one time I had a plumber come to my house and he was doing some plumbing under my sink.

And I could almost see his heinous. That's how he... Oh, damn. No, but I'm just... I swear, that's how far his pants were down. I don't say like an industry standard. There's no way. Are you guys like running some sort of competition or something?

Oh no, it's just the practicalities of the job. Yeah, it is. Not a bending over, sure. So what are you guys doing in the front then with the unbuttoning of shirts? We guys are pretty professional most of the time, of course. But we're usually rocking polo shirts, so it look quite smart. Sure. Yeah, in the summer it gets a bit warm, didn't it?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It does. Especially when you're crawling under houses and stuff like that. Yeah. I know. What we need is those mesh shirts like Clint wears all the time. Yeah, yeah.

Clint, where do you buy your mesh shirts from? Where do you get you from? From a plumbing shop. All over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know one year for Christmas? My wife's grandma bought me like a mesh hoodie. I was like...

He would like that. This would be this clip up Prince Alley. Is he cold or is he hot? We never know. No. What is the point of What is the point of I'm not yet

Thanks Rod. I think we're going into the text And Rod's call I think it is acceptable For maybe two max And a push Yeah, at a push But three

I mean you are starting To get stripping territory I think Ben's on this I reckon The bigger the chest The more buttons You're allowed to undo Well does that work for women too?

He's not a Gland He's a shit That's a shit I reckon And if you've been working on your pecks and you have not been skipping chest day, we'll get them out, me. The pecs.

Right. Yeah. Do what you want. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, guys, we've forgotten what we're talking about. We're close to work. It depends where you're work. Yeah, our work is very different to most.

Clint, Megan, Dan. This has been a really interesting thing to wake up to. Kanye West has written a letter that has been published to apologize. He says to those I hurt, meaning the black and Jewish community. And I'm going to read the parts out of it, I find interesting. But it's not for us any of us really to say, yeah, I think that's acceptable. Like, we forgive him because it wasn't us that was hurt. If he had specifically done rants on mothers or working moms or females in radio in New Zealand,

then yes, I could sit here and go, accept the apology or not, or if it was, or if you did a big rant about men who drive little racing cars at the park, then Dan, you could also be... Yes, I could speak above for the MBS. But this is, I just find it, I find it interesting. I'm going to read you some of his apology. Here we go. 25 years ago, I was in a car accident that broke my jaw and caused injury to the front,

the right frontal lobe of my brain. At the time, the focus was on the visible damage, the fracture and the swelling. The deeper injury, the one inside my skull went unnoticed. noticed. Comprehensive scans were not done. Neurological exams were limited and the possibility of a frontal lobe injury was never raised. It wasn't properly diagnosed until 23. The medical oversight caused serious damage to my mental health and led to my bipolar type 1 diagnosis. Bipolar disorder comes with its own defense system. Denial. When you're manic, you don't think you're sick. You think everyone else is overreacting. You feel like you're

seeing the world more clearly than ever when in reality you're losing your grip entirely. This is Kanye West, by the way, who has written a letter to the people he has heard. The scariest thing about this disorder is how persuasive it is when it tells you you don't need help. It makes you blind, but convinced you have insight. You feel powerful, certain, unstoppable. The idea that you might need help is almost impossible to accept. I lost touch with reality. Things got worse. The longer I ignored the problem. I said and didn't think I deeply regret. Some of the people I love the most that I treated the worst. I dove into a tunnel of hate and anger,

and looking back, I became detached from my true self. He goes on, I'll pop back in when he says, I do no excuse what I did. I'm not a Nazi or anti-Semitic. I don't even know how to... Antisomatic? I love Jewish people. He goes on to say to the black community,

which help me down throughout all the highs and those of my darkest times. I'm so sorry to have let you down. I didn't just harm myself. I inflicted pain on the communities and invoked trauma and so many people. That responsibility is mine. It goes on and on and he kind of ends it by saying my words as a leader in the community have real global impact and influence

and in my mania I lost complete sight of it. What do you guys think? I don't buy it. Really? Well, no, I say this. Final line, final line, sorry. I'm not asking for sympathy or a free pass, though I aspired. to earn your forgiveness.

I write simply today to ask for your patients and understanding as I find my way home. Was he manic when he got up on stage and said Beyonce had the best video over the time? Well he's saying yes. I mean he had a brain injury 25 years ago so that would click or that would have... And he got diagnosed in 2023.

It's now 26. Yeah. And he's got an album coming out in three days. I don't buy it. I think he's just trying to get people to buy his album. But I think actions, the old school saying of action speak louder than words. He said the right thing.

Now his actions will need to follow it And all the time If his actions do follow it Maybe that's where the forgiveness from A lot of different people will start to come But you can't just say it And then not live what you've said But there's a lot of people that also suffer from bipolar

That aren't as horrible And have said some not nasty things like he has You know, like he has a He's said some very horrible things about people Oh he said it really really And not only are they harmful They would have invoked Real Life

Trauma Pain and Dain to specific communities and people that he won't even be able to comprehend the wave that he spewed out into the world when he said it was acceptable to say these things. Now he wants forgiveness three days before his album's out. No, no, no, no.

All right, scandals all thanks to OUSA. It's not Otago without ORI. You can head to OtagoORI.com. Clint Megindan. It's Clint's Biday update. Oh! It's my New Year's resolution. How's that right? I've had enough.

I'm getting it done. So weird. I'm putting a bidet toilet seat on my toilet. The thing is, all this chat about it, me again, I don't know if you feel the same as me, but it is sort of starting to pull me across the line. No, it is, Dad. It is me too. I definitely am more intrigued than I have ever been about having a bidet. It's just the money side of it.

It's quite expensive, and I don't, I've got more priorities in my life than a bidet. Can I also add, and I think what I think I'll get annoyed with is, if I have it at home, then nothing else will hit the same. Like, I'll go to a public place. Yeah. And I'll be like, well. Yeah. So like if you ever flew business class and like work paid,

then you bugger made your flying economy ever again. You would just make sure you did your ablutions at home before you left. You go, oh God, I don't want to risk using toilet paper today. And so you'd just go at home, wouldn't you? I don't know you can time them that well. I mean, you're right, Dan, there are a lot of different bidets or different prices that some don't do like the heated seats and the drying functions. You know where you need to go to propel. Gopropelled.com.com.

Oh, God. Oh, Klan, have you got a sponsorship? No, you can't do this. You know what I'm actually not allowed at this workplace. I'm just saying, I've looked into it. No. Yeah, I know, but you're looking into it. Okay.

You can't place things in our show sheet at 7.30. Oh, my God. I didn't say it was sponsored? I'm just saying they do a bloody good bidet toilet seat. And they arrived yesterday. My wife has no idea. At record time, by the way, brach shipping. This was my wife realizing that we were

replacing, well, I was replacing both toilet seats out of the blue. I'm going to surprise for you. And when I get to use my initiative, we've got not one, but two bidet toilet seats. Look at that. There's a heated seat. Look at it. Shoot the water look right there. It's got it drier.

This is like, this is like the Lamborghini of toilet bidet sets. Okay. I'll take your side. silence is just an overwhelmed yes. Turns out I spent a bit of time taking the toilet seat off the original and then putting this one on. I need to realise that I must have a small toilet. Just propel not do installation. No, easy install.

You do this out. That's propel. And so it doesn't fit. Right. So now I'm at the point where either return the seats or... Or... Or? I don't know what there's...

my toilets. Oh, and luckily, Propel does that too. They do. So now I'm going to have to replace. I've gone to Farmec. My wife's like, no, there's nothing wrong with our toilets. I was like, well, the seats don't fit, babe. So I'm going to have to get new toilets as well.

You don't. You really don't have to do that. No, I do, because remember we had Liam on, so Liam's our Irish listener, and he podcasts the show. Because we're talking about it, he's being so influenced. He's now my canary down the mind, he jumped the gun and went and did it. Remember what he said? This is the best investment

that money can buy. This is the best thing you can do to your house is buy this bidet toilet seat. It's just a nozzle and it just jet washes your ass. It's brilliant. Is the hot of whom we got the cheapest of cheap? We won't get into it. It's a little bit cold.

You get used to it after a bit. I'm not going to lie. I promise you one thing, Meg. You don't have to change your undies every 24 hours anymore because you've got to jet wash your ass every time you bought it. I think you should. Liam, you should still change your undies. God, is he sponsored by propellers?

Well, no, because his doesn't spray heated water. The irony is if he keeps doing these sponsored posts on live on air, he's going to be, Clint's going to be propelled out of this building by the management. You've said it more than I have. True. Yeah, so, unfortunately, I was hoping we were going to have like a, I guess like an afterwork team bonding experience at my house and see if I could convert you guys.

That's not installed yet. So I've got to get you to a Try badeys by just sitting in your Sparple and just sitting on the jet I'm sold Yeah so sorry guys Why you were in the spa so long last year If you are thinking getting on the bidet train this year

Watch the space Okay I will convert these two and you Before the end of the year I promise Meck was in the spa like four hours Okay Meek found the story that Baffled me that this was actually happening in New Zealand

But I'm very ignorant to even not realizing that this is a legal thing that you can do. Oh God, I was the same coin. This is the first time I even learned with that. And it's just my, I guess, white culture that I'd, and also been a vegetarian idea. None of it is in my world. But an Auckland bakery has had to stop selling a popular pie after Auckland Council said that horse meat wasn't, or the horse meat wasn't cleared for human consumption. I believe it was Pakaranga Bakery.

They were studying Lue Houssi. I'm saying that wrong, I know. pies and Primonia on their Instagram and it's a traditional Tongan dish and has horse meat as the main ingredient. They said that we just bought the horse meat and it was sold to us but

they didn't know if it was a regulated supplier or not. They just bought it from a guy who said I think he wanted it in a pie. Well he's one of the, here's a Tongan guy who was reviewing a horse pie. I'm not sure if it's from this bakery. Growing up in New Zealand one thing I always loved is steak and cheese pies but being

Tongan, you know, we've got to mix it up and then got to chuck some Loi Horsesie. Literally a horse pie, horse and cheese pie, so... Coconut cream in it, got cheese in it. Oh, one. There's a 10 out of 10, chat. 10 out of 10?

Yeah, yeah. I think if I saw horse and cheese on the menu, I just wouldn't... It's like saying cow and cheese. I wouldn't buy that either. Yeah, yeah, it is like a different sort of thing. That's why I think, um, yeah, Lue Hosee, which is coconut cream and horse. Apparently a lot of the time horse meats called Shibeline.

Shibeline and jivelline. cheese. Well, now you know if you're like, what is that? I just didn't even know. I had no idea. It is perfectly legal to eat horse in New Zealand, but to sell it for people to consume, it must be processed according to New Zealand food safety regulations. And that is why the pie has been taken away, not because it's illegal to eat horse, by the way. It is a delicacy in Belgium, France, lots of parts of Europe.

Tonga, obviously, a very delicacy dish there as well. All right, well, we've got Lawrence on the show. Lawrence, you own or work in a bakery? Yes, I own Roller's Bakery One of my faves God you make good pies Yeah, some of the best Oh fantastic

That's all we like to hear Have you ever made a little horsey pie? No, we have not It's definitely not on the cards for us And so do you think it's a good defence These people being like Oh, we just got sent horse Like we don't know how it was processed

Or where it kind of came from We just trusted that it was like Or are they playing ignorant But of course you would know Where all of your ingredients come from And how they're all processed Yeah, I mean for us, we know exactly where all our ingredients come from and how they're processed because that's part of your health and safety stuff.

But I mean, yeah, who knows what they're saying and what they're doing? I'm not going to throw them under the bus. Lawrence, if you were going to have, I don't want to put you on the spot here, but if you are going to, we're going to have a horse and cheese pie, what would you call it? Would you call it horse and cheese or would you go for something a little bit more punny? Probably more like a nay pie. Oh, yes.

Yeah, nay pie. Yeah. None of them. What is the best pie at Rollers? We've got a few classics that we do. We do like a macaroni and cheese pie with jalapinos, which is really good. Your house smoked fish pie is good. Yeah.

We don't do a fish pie. Fish pie? You used to do it. Yeah, pie rollers. Yes, you did. Nah, we're not pie rollers, sorry. We're different. We're Rollers Bakery.

Oh, put out of the house there, Meg. So I have joined you guys. No, that's right. My mouth pies. I was about me and tried to dispute a man that said, no, we never did that. And she was like, yes, you do. I'm so sorry.

Look at me. You definitely did, I swear. No, we didn't. But then we also do your classics, and we do like a twist on the cheeseburger with the steak mix and then gherkins and cheese. So that goes down really well. Yeah, it's definitely a fan favorite.

All right, but you're looking into the horse and cheese at any point? definitely not that's a nay from Lawrence thanks Lauren appreciate your time bro I'd try it if we could get one in I'd try it really yeah same I'm interested because I love venison

and I imagine it'd be a similar kind of flavour to venison and it's a delicacy in Tonga well mix put together a fun game for us because we actually thought when we saw the story that it was illegal to sell horse and she's like no it's not and then she's like there are a lot of interesting things that aren't illegal or are illegal

in New Zealand yeah these ones aren't legal these are around the world, so I've got, is it legal coming up next? Definitely not. Is it legal? Wow, what an intro. Thank you very much. You wouldn't steal a handbag.

No. Is it legal? Yeah, I went through some rules around the world for laws. And after finding out that it's legal to eat horse meat in New Zealand, which I didn't know, I thought we could try and play a little game and see if you guys can guess. You can play as a team if you like. Yeah, it turns out the bakery that got in trouble for selling horse meat was only because it wasn't being processed appropriately for human consumption. not because they were selling what.

Yeah. And look, there is some crazy rules around the world where we'd go, that would never happen here, but it happens in other countries. It's true. All right, first one, in Iceland. Is it illegal to own reptiles as pets? In Iceland.

Now, Iceland's a very icy place, and I wouldn't say that it would be... Good on you, Dan. Good on you, Dan. A lot of land there, too, eh, Dan? And I do believe that reptiles like a hotter environment because they don't have furrow. So yeah, maybe it is legal.

I think it is illegal. It's illegal to own reptiles as pets in Iceland. False. Oh, okay. So do you just make that up? Your brain is weird. What do you mean? I just thought it was too weird for you to make up.

These are all quite strange. Okay, okay. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon. Now, I would say that would be because Napoleon, they love Napoleon over there. He was obviously quite a big figure, early times in France. he did some stuff. I don't want to be sound dumb by saying explaining things that he did

that it didn't happen, you know? So I'm just going to say he is a historical figure. Yeah, you don't want to sound dumb. In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon. False. Oh, false. Sorry, it's so false. Made that up again. Okay. Daniel! Now you just said he should look like an idiot, ironically.

I'll sit this one up. Okay. In Singapore, chewing gum is illegal. Yes. That is true. Yes. Oh, it says false online. It's Hardly true. I mean, when I was over there as a kid, we did like a exchange trip and intermediate. That's right.

Who does that? Who goes on a trip, international trip, at Intermediate? No, yeah. But I think it was one of those things, like throwing gum, like littering. It was something like a $10,000 fine, and we were petrified as kids that we were going to get thrown in jail. There are strict laws. In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or import chewing gum,

apart from limited medical reasons, but chewing gum itself, it's not illegal. So it was a little bit of a trick one, I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah, close, amazing. I remember just as an 11-year-old, we all just thought you're going to go to jail for, like, chewing gum. In Denmark, parents must choose a baby's name from a government-approved list

unless they apply for special permission. True or false. She's making them all up at the moment. Wrong, that's true. Denmark does have strict naming laws requiring approved names. Okay, I'm leaving. Final one. Final one.

Far out. How is this? Final one. Okay. In parts of Scotland, it is in an old rule it means you must let someone

into your house if they ask to use your toilet it's like you must let them in if they ask you to use your toilet love it you shouldn't make this up you can't go over for four the chance of you being wrong four times I'm not going to take a swing I reckon that's true it sounds like an old

it's true that in parts of Scotland a rule there's a law that means you must let someone into your house to use your toilet if they ask correct am well He's gone. We got there in the end. It's the end on a win.

That's true? Yeah, I think apparently though, I don't think it's quite on it. It's an old law. Yeah, because, I mean, if you go to the police, if you need to use the bathroom, but the time you go to the got, you can't have been busted.

And then, to be honest, Scotland, they still believe in the Loch Ness monster. So some of the things they're doing over there. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Two past eight on your Tuesday. A grain in hand. Right now, if you can give us 10 answers,

starting with the letter H inside third. 30 seconds. And the person is playing. Jen is playing the person. Ben, Jen is the person playing. Morning, Jen. Hey, Jen. Morning, guys.

Okay, we need to win, Jen. I don't want to put pressure on you, but it's been a long minute since we've had a winner. Yeah, but... Okay. Feeling good with you? Let's do that. Okay, you can do it. Your letter is H.

Jen, here we go. Okay, you can pass. If you need to, if we've got time, we'll come back, Jen, and your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. A place in New Zealand. Hamilton. Something you'd find. in the bathroom. Hairspray.

A food. Food, starting with age. Hand. Something you can wear. A hair tie. A car part. A car part. A car part and with H. A handbrake.

A musical instrument. Harmonica. An Olympic sport. Hibon. Something you put in the sandwich. Oh, wow. Gee, that was incredible. Seven from seven.

and you just needed a little more pace. I think when you were repeating Meg's question back to yourself that probably slowed you down. That was really good because you sound like you had someone in the background as well, which often can hamper people. But they did well. Yeah, who is it your daughter playing along with you? Yeah, both my past.

Oh, great. Damn, that's good. Maybe they need to ring up and do it them. Yeah. I'm just doing that on there, very good. Get them to bring tomorrow. Well done. Sorry, Ken.

What was that in the end, eight? Seven. Yeah. I think she would have been stuck when you see something, you're putting a sandwich because you wanted to go ham but you already used. Hummus. Buggar. Yeah, sure.

I put hummus in the sandwich. Yeah, you're a veggie. Horse radish. Anything like that. Oh, I love horse radish, Jan. That's the kind of horse I eat. Sorry. Our mums are joining us on the show for the first time in 2026 next.

Hey, can I ask actually, since I was away, was there a little beef between your mums? There was a little bit of an argument, but it wasn't a real argument. But it was a bit of a kind of prank pulled on my poor mum. Dan's mum sent me a voice message where she swore at me. But it was obviously all in jest and me and her were just having a laugh. But then I thought, wouldn't this be funny? If my mum called her and said, hey, I don't think it's appropriate the way you spoke to my wife.

Yeah, our mum's a beefing. And she had her on it, oh my God, it was the most cringiest thing. I felt so bad. Poor Jules. She's so innocent. She's lovely, my mum. Yeah, so Jules might be looking for a bit of payback. It's Clint versus M.

Megan Dan. Yeah, Dan and I are kind of a little over having a really perfect friend who's good at everything. And even in the things that we enjoy doing, he seems better at us at it. So we have challenged Clint to take us on, Dan being the first to go, and he said he's going to take Clint on in go-kart racing. At the end of this week, each of us will have around an hour of practice on this track. Okay. And then I will challenge you to a one last.

Fastest time wins. I will back myself to thrash you. Right. And then once it was announced yesterday that that's what you two were doing, the first text we actually got in was saying Clint will win and it was from Christine Randall,

your mum, Clint. I want you're always back some, eh? So Christine, you're still feeling confident about Clint winning? Well, I've spent 40 years of my married life watching Clint and his father and his brother.

Everything they have a go at, they do well at and I'm useless. Maybe that's why we're so competitive because I'm just really, the pennies drop for me. Having like a younger brother who's always trying to prove something and then a dad who also thinks he's the best. We're always trying to work out who's number one,

who's number three at everything. No, we're the webbies are the same. I've got a younger brother. You know, like we've got... Okay, Mum, how much money would you put on the line of your own cash, like if you had a little bit of a wager that I beat Dan? I'm not in the position now.

I'm not earning any money He'd be putting a whole lot of money on, but I'd get a hundred bucks. Oh, it sounds like you're losing confidence in your son, Christine. Okay, you're only willing to put 100. I wonder what your mum had put on the line. Well, let's get the beautiful and comparable Jules we're beyond the line to see what she says. Hello, Julie speaking. Hello, Mom.

Hi, Julie. Hey, Jules. Hello. Hello. Now, I don't know if you were able to listen to the show yesterday, but Dan said he is a specialty subject that he thinks he can finally beat Clint in something, which is go-cut racing. Do you back your boy, or do you?

think Clint's going to take it out? Definitely, Dan. Well, Dan's pretty good at it, put it that way. So, yeah. Doesn't sound as confident. As Christine, if I'm being honest. Mom, don't sound a little bit more confident. No, no, no, definitely. I would say that, you know, like he's really good. He's really, really good. So unless Clint's really good. Well, how much money would you bet that Dan would win? If you're, if you had to beat your own cash out of your wallet, you're banking out, how much money would you put down that Dan is going to beat Clint in a go-cut race? 50 bucks.

Oh, God. Because we've got Christine on the line and Christine would bet $100. It's not looking good. I'm very patienter, all right? It's not looking good, Dan. Hey, Mum, Christine's been talking shit about you again. Sorry?

I bet Christine's being like, oh, my son will win, definitely. She's got to realize that, you know, he's not as good as everything as what she thinks he is. Oh, Dan. And you? Oh, you're talking about me? I was like, oh, that's the main thing to say about your boy? No, and you, and you, Clint? And what else did you say to me the other day,

the Randall's a pathetic or something, didn't you? No, I didn't. What did you say about him? You said he was a little bitch or something, didn't you? You have got to realize, Christine, that your son is not the perfect person that you think he is. Put him behind the wheel, and he will beat the ass off you. Okay.

He wants to do. No, I think we'll just keep to the go-karting thing. Jules, do you want to be it 200 bucks? I'm going now. I'm not prepared to bet that, but I'll match Christine, so I'll go 100. Oh, okay. Mons have got some skit in the game. Yeah, I can beat Clint's ass with that.

Don't worry. You better. We've got to let you guys get back to your busy lives, I suppose. Well, I've just seen for a 7K walk and I'm going to have my breakfast. I did eight this morning, and now I'm just making bread. All right, see you mum's. Bye. Good to know the beef is still going there.

Yeah, wow. All right, we'll have the result. What, end of the week? I think so, yeah. Producer cars working on it behind the scenes. We need a track and a go-car. Can Dan beat the ass off Clint? We'll find out Friday live.

New Zealand radio first. All right, we talk neighbours at war. Hey, Dan moved house and guess what? He's got another terrible neighbour. How's that? Crazy. Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Dan has had the worst luck with terrible neighbors.

I know. I'm that crazy. I mean, if I go back and think about what he's been through, Clint, he went through that time where there was a neighbor that said, I mean, you want more, you've got one. Is that the one you've pissed in the letterbox? Oh, yeah. It was the same.

This is for everybody that's had a neighbor's dog crap on their front lawn, and I've had to clean it up. Only some of that got in the letterbox. What about when you, when you, um, did a water gun at somebody's cat. Oh yeah, but that was because their cat was, again, soiling themselves on our back yard, black lawn. So I squirted him with a super soak.

Didn't you kill somebody's goldfish or something? I never thought that I'd be dealing with a constipated fish. I'm predicting I'm going to go on there this afternoon when I feed him. Each day, I go in the afternoon. I reckon he's going to be dead. Oh, that was the fish that I was looking after the lady next door. She's lovely, but I was looking after her fish, and he started swimming around sideways, like on his side,

and I was like, that's going to die. Didn't Meg tell you to feed it a pee? And then I fed it the pee and it sent it over the edge. It was the pig that broke the fish's back. Right. And then there's also the time where maybe you were to blame here, Dan, because I don't know how your neighbour antagonised you in this way, but you realised that your neighbour had the exact same TV as you

and then you figured you could probably control their TV with your remote. Hey, can I do it? Just one. No. They're watching. No, it would be so annoying for them. Three, two, one. No, no. It's done.

If I keep doing this, I reckon he's going to think that the TV's malfunctioning He's going to take it back to the shop. I don't. So stop it. Or he'll figure it out and start doing it. Oh, Hannah hated that. Didn't he do exactly that? Well, Hannah said that she saw him taking the TV out and putting it in the back of his car.

We can only assume that he was taking back to the shop. But now, now somehow, Dan has moved house and yet again, another bad neighbour. Well, we've got this old, bitty old woman next door that's a busy body. She's constantly outside, out the front, looking at what other people are doing. mind your own business. But her cat is apparently pregnant. Yep. And she's blaming our cat, Kimmy.

But your cat spade? Which he is, which we've explained to her. But she thinks that it's only 70% effective if cats get spayed. So she's saying that our son, Kimmy, has knocked up her daughter. And she came and abused my wife just the other day on Saturday, came over to our house accusing us of our cats. We've had to lock him inside. That's not fair.

Kids are just, they just roam and do their thing. Exactly what I said, Clint. It's completely not fair. And also, if she didn't want her cat to get pregnant, get your cat spayed. And I've seen her cat around. She's bloody sluzzling around even. I've seen her rubbing up against people on the road. That cat is like the town.

Kimmy's not the only one she's shagging. If she is shagging any other cats. Oh, but you started shaming her cat for being a little bit of all. I said to her, I was like, how do you know that it was Kimmy? She's apparently witnessed Kimmy doing her. Oh, my God. That's weird. I know.

So, like, we had to keep coming in all day yesterday. Poor thing, he doesn't know what he's doing. But he's pregnant now anyway. There's no, there's no, there's no, not going to make any difference. Can't get double pregnant? No. And he's been spayed, he's got a chip. We've done all the right stuff, but yet she's still accusing her.

So I don't know what else to do. What does she want from you? Yeah. An apology, basically. And for us to get our cat properly neutered, is in her quotes. So it's just this ongoing. Why does she get her cat spayed? I know!

What? This might be the one time we're on Team Dan. Yeah, I think I am. She's a nightmare. She's one of those people that she'll like look. One time I was looking out our window. Granted I was looking at her house. But she looked straight back into ours

and she is looking constantly. She knows what the neighbours are doing. She's got one of those. There's nothing else better to do. They just love to keep an eye on you. Yeah. All right, well maybe you've got something going down with your neighbour and you don't know if you're on the right or wrong.

Sometimes when you're in it, you need an outside sort of opinion. Right? I know that it looks, the common denominator is me. I've had a lot of issues with neighbours. but I think I'm just unlucky. I don't know. I don't think it's true. I actually really might give you a pass in this situation.

I think you're a cat should be able to roam and do its thing. You've done all the right things and chefs. She just doesn't want a pregnant cat, get your cats paid. I guess we're doing neighbours at war. I wonder what's the problem with the neighbour, and then we'll work out who's in the right and who's in the wrong. Dan, ironically, well, I mean, just, I mean, really might actually be in the right in this situation because his neighbour's getting annoyed that she thinks her cat's pregnant and Dan's cat did it.

Well, her cat's been knocked up and she's blaming our cat, Kimmy, who has been neutered, her cat hasn't been neutered, yet we're in the wrong somehow. Yeah, I don't think Kimmy should have to stay inside any longer. But a lot of people texting in on this of neighbours at war, basically. Yeah, it is incredible.

When you are also looking for a new house and where to live, you're always looking at, like, have you got good water pressure? What is, you know, what are the room sizes? Where's the storage? But really, it's the people around you that you don't know what they're like on a Saturday night or 2 p.m. on a Thursday saying that you got their cat pregnant. You can't choose your neighbours, unfortunately.

And Natalie's one of these people. She's got an elderly neighbour that watches her with binoculars. That's creepy. What is it with the elderly people that are just like... Got nothing else better to do. What about this one? My neighbour thinks she's an astronaut. And they don't explain any more than that.

It does seem annoying if she's not. It'd also be really frustrating if you were an astronaut. Nobody believed you. Can I say? She's like, no one believes me. I went to space last week. I was at an auction once years and years ago when we were first looking for a house. And at this auction, the neighbour was standing on the balcony on their deck,

just shouting things out about the person trying to sell the house. And it obviously deterred a lot of people, including us, from wanting to bid because then you knew you'd have her as your neighbour. Oh, yeah. Yes. Remember, I went looking for a house last year, I told you guys that there was, when you were... went and saw the open home, there was a line of blue paint that had been drawn down the driveway

and then big blue painted words saying, this is the boundary line. I just thought that house is never going to sell. Because who's going to buy knowing that you live next to that? Well, someone else said a similar thing to that. We're in a standoff with our neighbours at the moment over repairing a shared driveway that has been cracked because of their work trucks parking on it. They want to pay, they want to share the money. Yeah, it's. All right, let's go to Emma.

Hey, Emma. Oh, hey, Emma. So I used to have an upstairs neighbour in like a block of flat. And she moved in and she was in her 80s and she would throw raging parties every night. And when she'd get drunk and try to break it to my flat and I told the landlord, and he said you're a big girl, you can figure it out yourself. Because I moved out like immediately. Yeah, especially if you sit there and they'll just sit and go, it's a woman in her 80s.

She'll be, like, well, how much of a raging party can she have? How many people were she having over Emma? And were they all old at her age? I don't know the ages But they did look similar age And she'd have like 20 to 30 people In a tiny one bedroom apartment Clint, into your future

I reckon they were swingers Elderly swingers You reckon? Yeah Yeah that kind of thing Yeah I'd be out of the idea Especially if the landlord doesn't give You know two grabs

Someone else said Our neighbour is an obvious dealer Believe me He has been caught before And he's at it again Gardening late at night And meeting multiple cars a day But only for a few seconds

before they drive off. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's someone else has said there's a three-bedroom house next to us with 15 people living in it. Wow. I imagine that's either a flat.

I mean, it is sad if there's 15 people living in a three-bedroom house. Someone else says, my neighbor keeps pointing their security camera at our house. So they're not obviously, like, down their own driveway. They're just pointing you into the house

of their neighbor. But think if someone breaks into your house, you've got a security camera covering it as well. She's giving you the footage. Yeah. Neighbor story, last one. from my kitchen window we can see the neighbours' lounge and on the first night of the house we witnessed our neighbours

making love on their couch. They left the lights on while it was dark outside and then they closed the curtains after they finished. And that's from Clint's next door neighbour. Clint, Megadang! Lesh go! Exile from Meg before we start. The thing is, I began this

game. This is, you know... This is your baby. This is my baby. And my baby has brought so much animosity into this little room. It's turned into a monster. Okay, the A-list game, it is a game that I give a celebrity that you have to all decide together whether the A-list, B-list or C-list. We're going to kick it off with the guy who has paid for an apology

in the Wall Street Journal this morning. He paid a lot of money to get his letter published. Kanye West, A-B-C. The thing is, I think because of Kim, he is much more famous than he, needs to be. He's one of the people that you'd say he's known as Kanye and so it's one word, one name. It didn't even need to be Kanye, then it was just yay. But that's how famous he got, he became like two letters.

Yeah, he is yay. I think he sadly, and it pains me to say it, I think he's an A. He has an A-lister. He was an A-lister before he got with Kim, but he's definitely an A-lister. I think he's a piece of work, but he's an A-lister. Well, because Dan says, and it's a good flag, he's issued this apology, which is very well written, someone should check his chat, CBT history. He's a good, no, he's a good talker. He's issued it three days before his albums come out. I was saying to the boys off here, if his actions did speak to being an apologetic person,

I would say his album goes and sale, it's called bully, he releases it, he makes all this money, and afterwards he says every single cent is donated to the Jewish community or black communities that I heard and harmed. Exactly, not beforehand, so people go and buy it so they, you know, it's charitable. That's what I think he could do to really show. that he is trying to make improvements. Okay, number two. Meryl Streep. Easy one.

She's an A. She's an A. I mean, again, yeah, she's definitely an A. She's the best actress of them all. She's the goat. She is the goat. We have to say it. Now, this one is the one that I potentially think we're going to have an argument over.

And that's Jennifer Lopez. I will say a B. Oh, meek I thought you'd be like Team A all day. No, I don't think she is. She acts. dances, sings, she's all over like reality, like talent shows and things. Yeah, but the fact that she's on talent shows,

I think proves a point that she is definitely on A-lister. Yeah. You know, she's been a judge on talent shows. Patty Perry is an A-Lister. She was on American Idol. She recently did shows where they just hardly sold any tickets, and they? I agree with me here, and I'm going to put her at a B.

I think that she has maybe graced, maybe just scraped into the A-list before, previously 20 years ago when she was known as J-Lo, you know, she was Jenny from the block. If she's in the A-list, she's in. Like, yes, you might not be as busy doing what you're doing now,

but you obviously did something in your life that now everyone knows who you're doing out. I disagree. I think you can get kicked off the A-list because I think, and I can't even remember his name. Who's the guy who used to host American Idol, the biggest star on the whole world, Ryan? Secre.

Secrets. He would have been an A, and he's not an A now. But they don't give you a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and then 10 years later, if you haven't done anything, go and rip it out. Once you're there, you're there. The thing is there will be people like your Michael Jackson's and stuff that will just always be there, your Brad Pitt's, because they were so famous.

But I don't think J-Lo was famous enough as an A-lister when she was to stay there. You guys are cooked. She's a B. 100 of the Air to Texas, 3-3-4-3. I actually, I was wondering if you put her as a A, Clint, but I thought we'd all agree on this one, maybe B, but high, B-plus. No way. No, wait.

J-L. Someone's saying that Kanye's a C. Yeah, but that's because they're also saying he's a dick. And I think sometimes our opinion of the person wants them to not be an A-Lister. But the fact of the matter is they're an A-List is because the world knows who they are. It's the fame. For good or bad, right? All right, Jah Lo, I can't believe we're debating this.

A-lister or B-lister? Where are you putting her at a seat? We'll take a C. Right, it wasn't agreeance this morning, Kanye West. Although a dick is an A-List celebrity. even though Bex would like to say that he is a C, I think we're going to just have to say he's an A. He's an A because the world knows who Kanye West is.

It's full good or bad. You've got to delete all the other feelings you have about them. It's just fame at this point for the ABC list. No one's angry about Meryl Street, BNAA. That is obviously a classic. She's the greatest of all time. Yeah. Yeah, she's incredible.

And now we have J-Lo. Is she an A-list or is she a B-list? Julie, what are your thoughts on J-Lo? Oh, good morning, guys. Good morning. This is my first time caller Oh On the intro

This has got you out of the word, okay Oh, stranger For the first time So it's angered you so much That Meg and I put J-Lo at a B That you were like, I have to call Yes, it did Because especially when you stuck

I can't even say his name As an A Yeah And you know when you're talking about Were famous but not anymore Or, you know Maybe he wasn't as day But I still think she's more famous than him

Yeah, J-Lo. Okay, you still think J-Lo is more famous than that. Jennifer Lopez, Jenny from the block, J-Lo, like people know her as so many different names because she spans generations. Yeah, I see what you're saying. You're kind of convinced you me now. Yeah, as much as I have to say it,

they would be movies that, like, made Manhattan. Made Manhattan? Yeah, B-movie. Oh, still. Well, it was. We watched it. Okay. Okay, okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes to your vote, Joe. That's good. Okay, let's go to Kimi. Hi, Kimmy. Good morning. Welcome to

22nd, guys. Welcome to you, Kimmy. All right, Jaylor, are you agreeing she's a B? Honestly, Meg, I'm really disappointed in you. I expect this on Dan, but not you. Jenny from the block, a B

or a C, no, he's an A. Yeah, a B for Block, I say. She's deserved the B at an A, but if she's just, look at her. Like, she is great, all the movies, all his songs, no, she's an A. She's an A. She's a B for.

I find. And I also think that she's just not doing as much as she used to. I think she did maybe grace the A list once, maybe 20 years ago, but she's fallen way off it. She's true. Dan, if you look like Jalo at 53,

and you look like that still, I'll give it to you. I'll have to have a lot of work done. Also, Kimmy, the fact that she was a bit of a power couple as well with like Ben Affleck twice. That's fine. The world was obsessed with their relationship the second time round

and trying to get photos of them. I wouldn't say Ben Affleck. She can pull off class, and then she can pull off hustlers, you know? Like, come on that. Yeah. Hustlers, yeah. What 50-year-old woman? Who are you, mum? She's been married to Mark Anthony.

Thanks, Kimmy. And also, Rodriguez, one of the greatest New York, um, baseball players, Eva. Alex, Alex. Rodriguez, yeah. Yes. Um, I would say, and I, look, I think I couldn't name more than two of her songs, and we struggled to name her movies.

I agree We do We do Were you just Because they were a while ago But she was She still Give me five songs

Everyone knows who she is Name five songs I'm real Jenny from the block She did Booty with Uzellel Bounce

Ain't your mama Oh yeah And the one about Dancing Okay yeah I love to encosta things Okay well Unfortunately

Have you had my love We're gonna fall on the sword Everybody's saying She's an A-lister What a shame I think of like Beyonce and Brad Pitt when they're standing at the A-Lister party and J-Lo walks in, they'll be like, Jesus God.

Are you kidding me? Well, so a lot of this filth. Oh, no. I have, to be, I'm kind of convinced. I am a little convinced, but yeah, J-Lo. J-Lo is an A, officially. J-Lo makes an appearance in the new Anaconda with Jack Black. Oh, okay, we've just ruined the cameo of surprise at the end of that.

Oh, bugger. Oh, she's only a cameo. That's very B-less behaviour. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only band, podcast that is. Rover, Music, Radio, Podcasts.