The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Clint needs prescription undies

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of The Clint, Meg, and Dan podcast, the trio dives into a range of topics, from hilarious and awkward personal stories to addressing confidence slumps and emotional transparency. The show kicks off with some amusing banter about Meg's pregnancy, followed by an insightful discussion on the complexities of parenting and navigating the path of young crushes and relationships. The episode also features a fun segment on peculiar names, a breakdown of Dan's humorous Google history, and preparations for Meg's night out till midnight. With guest appearances, game play, spontaneous laughter, and genuine heartfelt moments, this episode is packed with entertainment and depth that will keep you engaged from start to finish. 00:00 Introduction and Opening Banter01:57 Celebrity Gossip and Funny Stories05:50 Radio Awards Preparation20:26 Humbled by Kids26:05 Acne Struggles and Remedies27:23 Easy Money Contest27:34 The Edge's Easy Money Challenge30:47 Unique Names and Hilarious Stories39:00 Radio and Podcasting Awards47:15 Packing for a Trip: Underwear Dilemmas55:33 Easy Money Game Show57:47 Meg's Night Out Plans01:05:21 Gen Z Quiz Challenge01:10:02 Parenting Conversations01:20:04 Dan's Google History01:24:18 Conclusion and Outro

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There was a little bit of mental cloudiness, would you agree, Clint? Really, no, but really odd stuff. Even when I got up for work, I was like, right, okay, I wasn't here yesterday, so I need to catch up on what we're doing. I was like, wait, have I missed a day? But I haven't. Maybe mentally I wasn't here. That's pregnancy for to catch up on what we're doing. I was like, wait, have I missed a day? But I haven't.

Maybe mentally I wasn't here. That's pregnancy for you. Yeah. How would you know? Well, I just know that I've been around many women in my time, and I know that pregnancy affects people in different ways. Six, seven. Like maybe one woman.

That's what I said, I've been around women. My wife. And my wife. But they do say, I do think they say brain fog. It's just a really funny feeling. I feel like I haven't seen you guys in a long time. But yesterday I saw you. I think she's having a stroke. I think we've lost her.

The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Mum's birthday today. Happy birthday Christine. One of my favourite people, Christine. Love her to bits. Yeah, she's taking off overseas tomorrow and pissing away my inheritance. No, I think I've seen their house, there'll be a bit left over, Clint. Oh, you reckon?

Yes. Because Dad's talking about selling it just to fund their retirement. Oh, piss off. They're rich. They're rich. What did you do before we got into the song? Is it okay that Dan found a packet of lollies in a carpark and then just gave them to me?

And only told me that I know. They were sealed? Yeah, but he only told me he found them in a carpark after I'd eaten them. I was walking in this morning, there was a packet of Haribo's on the ground. Yeah. And so I picked them up. But I feel like you have to tell the person. And I made sure they were sealed.

You have to tell the person, go, hey, do you want these? I found them in the carpark and I'm open. I still would have eaten them, but at least I would have thought for a second. It was either that or I picked up the dog poo next to it. I decided to get the lollies. Okay, the song today, Dan you said you had something. Yeah, Pete Wentz from Fallout Boy. First male adult penis I've ever seen. Oh, that's not what I was expecting you to say.

Yeah, he had the most famous like dick pic pic leak in 2006 and I was, I think, 15. It was the first person I ever saw that was like an adult. I remember when that came out and I guess their target market back then was quite a lot of, you know, young teenage girls. And so when that was leaked, all these girls would have been like, oh my god, I'm gonna look. Because he was the hot guy of the band. But he wasn't the lead singer.

No, if I was the lead singer, I would have been pissed off that some guitarist was the hot guy. Usually it's the lead singer, right? Yeah, but a guitarist is always gonna be hot. Aren't they? Did he even sing some of the songs? Did he do BVs?

Yeah, I think he does BVs. Really? Yeah. But the guy, the lead singer, he's a bit of a... This was such a weird era in my life. He's not big bands. No, he's not oil painting. Great voice though. Um, I just love it.

Oh, are we playing Sugar We're Going Down? That was my song. Yeah, but I only know the last word to every line. Imagine Megan with... Singing, swinging. I don't think I know the last word. Imagine Megan with a... I'm in a singer's wingin'. I don't think I know the last one. Black hair dyed, big fringe, fake piercings on her face. Pete Wentz, number three on Famous Male Dickpix.

Only number three? Justin will be up there. Justin's number one. Who's number two? Orlando Bloom. Oh, on the boogie board. I know the boogie board, the stand-up paddle board. And Cole Sprouse, number four.

Oh wow, I'm nervous over that one. Oh, the lead singer of Fallout Boys, we're atogie board, the stand-up paddle board. And Cole Sprouse, number four. Oh wow, I never saw that one. Oh, the lead singer, Fall Out Boy, he's wearing a fedora, that probably didn't help him. Yeah, oh yeah. I don't even think they were cool back then. Yeah, okay, do you want that one? Yes.

Sugar, we going down? Yes, other than that. Is he singing about what I think he's singing about? I never thought of it that way. Just listen to the lyrics. Oh, I love this song. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. Six Am Throwback, of course, Pete Wentz, the lead guitarist, if you this song. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh.

Six AM throwback, of course, Pete Wentz, the lead guitarist, if you didn't hear us before. Not of course. I mean, why would it be of course? 46 today is his birthday. It's 6 AM, eh? Yeah.

No, we can't say that. So Meg, I'm gonna. Why? What did she say? Because I've missed it. We were talking about, during the song, about Fallout Boy and how Pete Wentz, before that, he did the first ever celebrity DP.

He was quite famous and was the first one Meg ever saw. She's then extended Clint to say that, I don't know how I put this. Yeah, go on, Dan, what do you want? I was 15. She said, I'm gonna say it. It was the first band, so there's been bands since. No, no, it was the first, it was a song playing

and it happened when the song was playing. It was the first time she ever, you know. Oh yeah, you shouldn't say that. Yeah. But she said, that was the first band I ever did that to. What bands have you done to it since? Coldplay. What's the latest?

There's some music of choice you go with now, probably Phil Collins. I can feel it coming in the air tonight. So you got a good build that one actually. Yeah. Sometimes you got it. Sometimes you got it. It's almost too long the build.

It's gotta be a really good build. Too long for you anyway. Yeah. Start halfway through. Yeah, no, I just remember that song was like playing in the background when I first ever gave it a whiz. Wow. Okay. And it was because it was on you, like I can't...

No, I just was so into the music, I guess, you know. It didn't turn me on, but I just always had a plane. It was just a little emo. Hey, tonight, hopefully you guys have got your outfits all packed for Radio Awards. The biggest night in radio and podcasting. We've been nominated, if you missed it, for Best Breakfast. Yeah. Are we matching? No, we don't know. We don't know. Alongside ZM, The Rock, and also The Hits have been nominated.

So there's four of us in the running. We haven't really talked about speeches. You've got to prep a speech because what if you get up there... I would rather prep a speech and then realise you didn't need it, and you sit there feeling like a loser But no one knew you prepped it rather than not knowing what any of us are gonna say Get up there and then we walk off going. Oh my god. What was that? And if you're prepping a speech Clint then I have to because otherwise I'll be the only one that hasn't prepped anything

All I was gonna do is let you guys do whatever you want to do And we're thanking God and shit All I was gonna do is let you guys do whatever you want to do. And then right at the end, if you forget, I was just going to thank the other nominees. Because you've got to, if you don't thank the other people you look like. No, but they're all losers. If you win, they're all losers. You've got to acknowledge your competition, because it's a tough category. Okay, so you're on, let's thank the others. So I was just going to do thank yous right at the end, if you guys forget it.

If we win and Jon-Om-Ben lose, because I used to work with them, I'd go, where are you? Where are Jon and Ben? Stand up. And I'll stand up and I'll go, you losers. What a couple of losers. I'm so glad you didn't take me with you. Thank God for that. That actually would be really quite funny. It's not going to happen.

If you get carried away, I'm fine with you doing that. Jon and Ben actually would find it funny. Yeah, they would. But yeah, I wouldn't throw it at anyone else. Yeah. We're only at a certain amount of time, so don't waste it too much on other. I was gonna also do a little bit about

how there should be more women in radio. Oh really? And yeah, just get up there. Clint, were you gonna go up and say that you wanna boycott the radio awards? I need to make sure that I haven't had too many beers so that I don't go, hey guys, and I think I speak for everyone when I say,

can we get a little transparency with the awards, eh? And the accountability to the judging? No beers for Clint. Because what you don't realise is like, if you don't win, you don't get told that you were this close or that you got second, or you don't get your score. It's just you get told you don't win.

So it's like, Meg has the greatest metaphor or example to compare it to. Itek has the greatest metaphor or example to compare it to. It would be like watching the Oscars and them saying the greatest film of the year was X and you go, oh amazing, where can I watch that? And you go, you can't watch it. Nobody gets to watch it apart from the judges. So no one gets to listen to the audio

of the best breakfast show. No one gets to know what the score was. No one gets to know who the judges were. So it is very... He's already doing it Meek. I know, get out of your system. Get out He's already doing it, Meg. I know. Get out of your system, get out of your system. Yeah, okay, so I need to make sure I don't do that.

If I start doing that, just tackle me to the ground. I'm on thanking the rest of our team, producers, things like that. Now with me. That's a bit of a waste on stage, you could just do that now. Yeah. And I'll do something silly at the end,

like saying the rest are losers. There we go. Oh, and I'm also gonna thank my family. You guys can do that, you just, you know. They are nothing towards the award. They're neither. My wife and my 14 month old son did absolutely nothing. They barely even want to come on the air for a bit.

I asked Hannah if she wanted to come along to the radio awards. No. So stuff it. My mum did say to me, because it's her birthday today, that would be the greatest birthday present of all time. Oh, bless her. So no pressure guys. Yeah. Okay. Well, it's not going to happen. All right. If we won, so no pressure guys. Yeah okay well it's not gonna happen. Alright so let's just do this time tomorrow. Yeah. We'll let you know how it

went or if we don't let you know how it went, we lost. You know how it went. The Clint Megan Dan podcast. Clint Megan Dan scandal. Oh Megan Michael gave birth four years ago on this day to her daughter Lilibet. Her Lilibet? Lilibet, yeah. Yeah, that was her. And she has uploaded a photo of her daughter and saying how amazing, covering her face a bit to be fair. And also uploaded a little behind the scenes video of what it was like with Harry and Megan

in the birthing suite. So it's Megan very very pregnant obviously. She moved out of the castle to get out of the spotlight and then she's releasing a video of one of the most vulnerable, intimate moments of your life. It's a funny moment, it's not her giving birth, it's a funny little moment. So they're trying, actually I believe they're trying to get the baby to move or flip or something. And so she said we did all the things, we tried the spicy curries, you know, the curb walking or whatever you would have. Our daughter did that for like nine hours just faced the wrong way. Did you try the curries? I was about to say your daughter's nine, she can't even burst a button.

Yeah, both of our children were a week past their due dates, that's what it was. She said spicy food, the walk in the acupuncture, there was only one thing left to do, and she uploaded this video with this audio in the background. She doing a TikTok? Well it didn't go on TikTok, they're filming it. They filmed themselves. So it's Harry and Megan dancing, she's go on TikTok. They're just filming it. They filmed themselves. So it's Harry and Megan dancing.

She's quirky. She looks like she's having a great time. So she's obviously not having contractions yet. No, well they're trying to get the baby to come. But I don't know why they're already in the birthing scene. But it's probably private. She can move though. The funny thing is I mentioned when a royal gives birth.

I didn't expect her to be able to move like that. Oh, can't see her in different light. Hmm. If you want to see it, text Megan at 3343. You can see Megan Michael and Harry getting low while very pregnant. And it's in like a classic hospital room. I always imagine when a royal gives birth that it's like on like a fancy bed. Yeah, that looks like where I kind of gave birth.

Like, not too different from North Shore. Really, it's not really that different. I was talking about this with my wife Hannah over the weekend because she doesn't like me and Markle either. Can't stand her. But the one thing I will say, her and Harry have done very very well, is kept their kids private. Yes.

Very good at that because I think they, obviously they don't want the kids in the spotlight, which is fine But they've done a great job. Like no, I don't think there's any good photos of little bit. Is there? No, I've never seen her face. I've never seen her all the sons face. Which is crazy that they're probably one of the most famous couples in the world. I've never seen her face. And no one's managed to get a photo.

Is that because of where they live and paparazzi just aren't as common there? Yeah, they move from one home to another. Or because paparazzi at least have some dignity when it comes to filming children? I'm glad you've seen the funniest things this morning. You first give birth to the lifejacket on, and now you think that paparazzi have some sort of dignity about the royals. I actually think he's onto something with the lifejacket, but it could be a third option. You know?

You know, like, maybe there's's, well, there isn't. There should be a law that you can't photograph a child under the age of 10. There should be. Or 13 or whatever it is. There isn't. And make it like public. Like you can't sell photos of children.

Even saying this out loud makes me feel like this crazy. It's not a rule. I know. You can't take photos of someone else's children and put them on a public platform. Like if it's a women's day or women's weekly or whatever. I make money from it if the kids under 10 years of age or whatever the age happens to. I think that yeah they they just take photos because if you're

out in a public place I think technically you can get your photo taken anywhere anybody can. So who released that video of Megan dancing? She did. She just put it up two hours ago and I know she might be drunk you know when you go when you go back through videos I should post that that was really funny maybe she's had some painkillers none of us are big fans of her but I like the video you got it's just a cute little moment that they've uploaded that you don't expect from people in the spotlight I guess you text Megan to 3343 if you want to see it. Okay. Clint, Megan, Dan. Let's go!

Meg gets the common saying often from time to time. It was just something I saw that tickled me funny. Okay. That tickled me right. Okay, so there was this... Tickled me funny? Do you mean tickled my fancy? You not tickled me funny?

It tickled me funny? Is that not the same? No. And the internet has, you could say, be broken with them. They have non-stop coming. Yeah. Yeah. They got flipped under the rug.

Mm-hmm. Didn't they? Yeah, flipped under the rug, yeah. I think you meant... It's... What do you mean, by the way? Do you know now? Sweat, I mean sweat.

Yeah, you do. I... It just... The most annoying time, the worst time where I, because otherwise it doesn't really matter and we laugh about it, but when I'm in an argument or really trying to make a point and I do it, it's really frustrating because instantly everything I say goes, like, credibility goes out the window. Out the window, yeah.

Out the window, good. That's another goodie. She's got one. What does Meg mean? Okay, so we have combined a couple of comment sayings and you have to extract them both, Meg and tell us what each is separately. Okay, Dan gave you a little bit of a setter to start you off.

Oh yeah, so that was making hay where the sun shines. Yes, so it was making hay in a blue moon. Yeah, making hay where the sun shines. No. One word wrong. No, damn it. Make him so close. Making hay where the sun shines. I don't know where I it so close. Make it where the sun shines.

No. I don't know where I'm going wrong. Making hay while the sun shines. Meaning like work as hard as you can until the sun goes down because when it's dark then you can't see what you're doing. What if you just move to a place that has lots of summer? The sun shines everywhere. Make hay while the sun shines.

So it's like you got to, I guess the saying is kind of like when you're really busy it's like, well I got to make as much money as I can while the work's works there you know right no I've got that whole thing wrong then because I thought it was about like go to the place that you're gonna be easiest My god Meg, so making hay in a blue moon and once in a blue moon

She's got that one? Yeah yeah yeah I'll give you a half point for that nice okay um there's no such thing as wagging the dog. There's two sayings in there. Oh, god. There's no such thing as... Okay.

There's no such thing as too much beef. No, that's not right. Oh, I mean you could say that. There's no such thing as a bad... No such thing as... I've never heard that. There's no such thing as... You're on the right track with beef.

You're on the food track. Yeah, well, sort of. There's no such thing as that. You're on the right track with beef. You're on the food track. Yeah, well, sort of. There's no such thing as a free... Sandwich. Oh, so close! There's no such thing as a free sandwich. There's no such thing as a free sandwich. There's no such thing as wagging the dog.

So what's the first part of wagging the dog? Never walk past a wagging dog? Yeah, no, she's... I've never heard of that one. The tail wagging the dog. I can't believe you've even heard these. What of that one. The tail wagging the dog. I can't believe you've even heard these. What does that mean? The tail wagging the dog. So when would I use that? It was when there's, I guess you could say if you're doing something, it's a tricky one to describe really. I know if someone gave the right example you go

oh that's the tail wagging the dog. Because normally the dog wags the tail, but it's the opposite the other way around. The tail wagging the dog, usually first is something important or powerful being controlled by something that is less important or powerful. That's like you coming up with the station tactic. So if Dan was in charge of what you were doing, I'd be like, oh, that's the tail wagging the dog.

And like when the boss was in here and I said to him, you can leave now, remember I just missed it. You're wagging the dog. I wagged the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're wagging the dog. I wagged the dog. Okay here's one more. Upset the fish to fry. So upset the fish to fry. I really thought this was gonna be easy after that hay one. So what do you upset? Upset the? Upset the?

Don't upset, or some people say oh don't upset the... Oh don't upset the gods. No don't upset the apple. Don't upset the gods. Apple. No, don't upset the apple. Don't upset the gods! Don't upset the gods. No. No, the apple something. Don't upset the apple gods. Don't upset the apple cart.

What? There's no way you guys have ever said, what does that mean? That's like saying, you know, don't, like everything's going well, but you're the one person that's causing issues. Don't upset the apple cart, because the apple cart's sitting there well.

You know, it's sitting there not rolling down a hill. And then fish to fry. So it's... Oh yeah, too much fish to fry. Too much fish to fry in conference. Too much fish to fry? No, we've got bigger fish to fry. You know, you're like,

mate, don't worry about that. We've got bigger fish to fry, and then worrying about the little... If I said too much fish to fry, you guys would still know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I think you were on the right track, but it was just a little bit off. I think you got half a point out of six or something. Yeah.

Yeah, then my... Alright, we'll keep trying. Do we though? I don't know. I feel like... I feel like it's embarrassing her more. Yeah. I think that mixing two sayings together is really confusing her.

I think we just give her a saying. Yeah, like give her half the saying, she's got to finish it. Don't upset the apple gods. Don't upset the apple gods. There is a golfer that you may not have heard of. His name is Scotty Scheffler. He's worth a fair bit of money, so he's a pretty good golfer. Golfers are rich, hey? They get paid well.

92.5 million is his current net worth and he's won a bunch of PGA Tour wins, 16 in fact. And then the latest PGA Tour win after clearing a check for 4 million dollars, everyone happy Gilmore, even when he came last he's still throwing checks in the car for like 16 grand. Yeah when you win you get 4 million. So not a bad day's work and as he is celebrating and he's just walking off the course his wife's there with his baby and I've got the audio here but it's kind of hard to hear the wife says he had so much fun watching you today. He does have poop all up his back though so be prepared for that. And Scotty's response is that'll happen.

He had so much fun watching the movie. He has poop all over his back so be prepared. Sorry. We're gonna have another but right now it's all about that guy right there. And as the commentary carries on the next shot, yeah it's just a video of a lovely family walking down the course, except the baby has like a massive shit stain all up the back. It's nice that Dad was like, that he wasn't like, oh, we'll keep him then, go change him. You know, it was like nice that he was just like, oh well, that won't happen. I can't help but think that it's a bit of a stitch up from the miss-o.

Really? But she said he's got poop on his back and he's like, he still took him. He wasn't like, well... Maybe with the cameras on it looks bad. Well, you go, oh, well. Well, then no. I mean, I want it right now then. If it was better. You can't help it.

Baby's poop within seconds. It's not like she would have kept him in it for hours. I thought the video made it look like he'd just won. And she was like, yeah, cool. Well, you know what? I've had him all day and now you've finished work. It's your turn. I'm done.

Whereas I think that can be misleading in the clip because I'm sure he's gone, yeah, I want my little kid with me because this is an incredible moment. And she's gone, yeah, but he does have... He's got poo on his back. He's got a poonami to shot up the back of the nappy. I've never had that, I've got one kid, he's never had...

I thought you meant you've never had shit up your back. No, like the... George never put up his back. No, never. Not like up his back, Jesus. Oh yeah, that's when you know it's bad. When they're lying down normally presses up. Maybe it's yet to come. So we're talking about being humbled by kids.

Yeah, if you do want to see the video you can text baby to 3343. You can see him being handed the baby with crap all up the back as he's celebrating. So about four years ago, well no about three, three and a bit years ago, Guy and I went to Clint's house and he was having American hot dogs for lunch. It was a setup. I've forgotten why we did it, but it was American hot dogs. It was a work thing and then my husband came and picked me up, brought Daisy. She was a baby baby at this point, brought Daisy along. Everyone was like going and garring over little baby cute little Daisy. And then we went to leave leave and yeah we were just getting in the car and everything and then Guy noticed there was some mustard on his on on I think on Daisy's

leg because he was holding a hot dog and eating it. Yeah he probably had too much mustard. Yeah and he was holding hot dog baby one hand holding hot dog the other hand eating the hot dog then he was like oh whoops drops I some sorry Bubba ate it it was her poo it wasn't it wasn't mustard He just scooped it off her leg and ate it That's disgusting It's the same colour you learn that quite quickly Not the same taste though I'd imagine Not the same taste

Yeah Yeah no Oh I would have absolutely thrown up on the spot Same God that's getting close to your daughter, eh? Yeah, bless him. And that was the last time I think that any food dropped on her that he just ate.

Like, he just, from now on, wipes it, just in case. Yeah, kids, I mean, they can just floor you in an instant, can't they? A lot of the time they don't ever filter, and so they'll just say something, and you're like, man, oh man, that was honest. Imagine what she was thinking at the moment. She was like, oh crap, I'll just, damn it. Just, the moment. She was like oh crap, oh just damn it.

Just buggered myself all over my leg. And then oh my dad's gonna get it. What's he gonna do with that? Oh he's not is he? Oh yeah, he's not. He bloody hates it. She's looked down on him ever since to be fair. He's always been a wrangler.

She alphaed him straight away. Straight up. That was the boss. That's a boss move. Oh I don't think anyone even dared him 100 bucks. That's a boss move. I don't think anyone even dared him a hundred bucks. That's so gross, Dad. OK, love you. I'm humbled by a kid story.

Might be your kid. Might have been someone else's kid. You just, you know, you're just cruising around life, just trying to impress others and just live it. And all of a sudden they'll bring you right back down to Earth or even below. I'll tell you next what a kid said to me when I was working at a petrol station many years ago. I had acne and the thing they said to me when I was working at a petrol station many years ago. I had acne and the thing they said to me,

I've never forgotten. Wow, it was a child, man. I know, but it was just so ruthless. Humbled by a kid after a pro golfer winning a PGA tour, ended up scoring himself four million bucks in prize money and then was handed his child instantly after, who had had like his poop had come out of his nappy and showed all up his back and in the video he's just holding this like pooey kid but his wife to be fair did warn him.

He had so much fun watching the movie. He has poop all over his back so he can keep his head straight. That'll happen. I mean he's like so chill and such a lovely response. But I mean, when you've just won $4 million, I don't imagine much would get you down. Yeah, true. So that was Scotty Scheffler, golfer who's worth almost a hundred million bucks.

Adam's texture is saying, the other day my son went up to my husband and said, kiss the belly and excitedly said, baby. Oh yeah. Oh. Yeah, that's Oh yeah. Oof. Yeah, that's gonna happen. That gets to a certain point in life, hey, where you're just like, oh my god, has it got to that point?

I need to go to the gym. Another one said, my kid likes to tell people I don't work and I just stay at home. I work from home. I'm a senior position in finance. And even then, no shame in it. No shame in it. let's go to Ruby. Are we heading to the edge Ruby?

Were you humbled by a child? Yes, I was. So I was taking my two kids to Kelly Tarleton and it was free for under five. So I said, yeah, these two are under five. And then my daughter goes, no mom, I'm six. Oh my God, I'm in the middle. Oh, where to pay for it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh free? Yeah, I think they were, yeah, they clocked me. But do you think-

And so I had to pay for them. You could just be like, you're lying. Like, who are they gonna trust, the adult or the kid? Probably the kid when it comes to their ages. I didn't even try to push it. I was like, yeah, whatever. Oh, you gotta, your kid has to be at an age, I reckon like eight or nine,

where they understand what you're doing. If you're trying to do it around four or five they don't know. So I'm gonna ask this text through saying a few weeks ago I saw in the corner of my eye my seven year old discreetly inspecting me. Used his hands for measuring and then told me Mum you're half a metre fat. He's learning maths maybe. He's got his own physical lift. Do you remember probably one of our favourite calls we've had in the last month or two

um this one here which I think probably falls quite nicely into when you were humbled by a kid. I was bullied by my two-year-old I was in the shower with her when she was little as you do and she was just looking up at me and then she goes mum when I up, I'm gonna have a big, fat, hairy fanny, just like you, aren't I? And I was like, oh my God. I was like, oh, all those, just take out one of the words, two of the words, but all the words.

All the words. So hairy fanny. And you know what's so funny, Sue, is that from her height, it would have just been right there. Right in her face. Yeah. Yeah, she would be like, I just, one day.

One day that's me. I hope so, mummy. Yeah. I remember I used to work at a petrol station and this has scarred me for life because I used to have really bad acne on my face and this kid came in once, he was with his mum and there was a huge line of people so I was serving them and he goes really, really loud, has that man been badly burned on his face? Oh, how bad was it?

And the mum didn't even like stop him. She wasn't like no, she was like I don't know darling come on and left. No that's just acne darling come on. Just like I was just a piece of meat with acne. Were you a raw acne tan kid? Yeah I was. Yeah it was the worst thing. Isn't that the worst stuff?

Yeah. I saw a girl the other day said with really terrible acne and she said she doesn't want to ever take a Roacutane Why is it? Because it dries you out. Like fully dries your skin. And your lips would be all dry and they go really bright red. And they're always like cracking stuff. Your lips would always crack. And it took ages for me, like it took ages for the acne to go away. So I was on it for like a year, year and a half.

You can't go in the sun, right? Is that right? Yeah, you can't drink alcohol. I don't know which is worse, like the roaketane or just dealing with the acne. Yeah. Both options were terrible. Shocking. There's got to be something better now that kids are using. I don't think there is because that's what this young woman on TikTok was saying that she's got terrible cystic acne and she's like I really don't want to get the roaketane but nothing was working. Yeah. Okay hey uh are we ready? Yeah. Okay, hey, are we ready? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

easy money. Easy money. Your chance to score 10,000 bucks. And you can do it all in 30 seconds. It's an hourly rate of $1.2 million. That is good money. Yeah, boss won't let us play for an hour, but he'll let us play for 30 seconds. So if you're into it, and you think you can do it, you you just need to stay calm and try not to pass too many times

you can do this it's been done before alright I'll wait under the edge we'll give you a crack at it is this music you wouldn't steal a car? it is you wouldn't steal a handbag yeah piracy is stealing. What do the millennials say?

Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K E.E.Money. Bang on 7 o'clock. Oh my god. Meg just gave Dan and I a practice run at this round of Easy Money. We got 9 out of 10 and then we just froze on the tenth question. The last one at the last hurdle. They had like if you ever sit and listen to the game you go there's no way Meg could get through them in time they had time. To be fair though it was two brains so we were both answering questions. We were playing together. Okay Luke you are playing by yourself this morning good morning.

Good morning how are you? Good Luke. All right, 30 seconds is the only thing that stands between you and $10,000. Meg is gonna give you a letter. She's gonna hit you with 10 questions. Your 10 answers must start with that letter. No repeat answers, but you can pass and Meg will come back to it if we got time. Wait, all good.

All right, you can do this Luke. Your leader is R. Repeat it back. R. R, nice. Okay, here we go. Time will start at the end of Meg's first question. Good luck Luke. Here he goes. Thank you. A form of exercise. Running. A drink. Rum. A girl's name. Rihanna. A vegetable. Rhub Rubab something you can tie Road something you can win

Pass a music term Riff a beauty brand Revolon a nursery rhyme A nursery rhyme. Oh my god! I was certain you were gonna get there! Oh man at the start I was like he's got five! He's got five! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven and you passed one. Ring a Rosie or row row your boat for nursery rhyme. The one that you passed something you could win race or raffle maybe.

Yeah, but I think if you'd answered just slightly quick, you would have had time to go back to the past question. Holy cow Luke, like one more to go. That was amazing. That's the closest we got. Oh man, vegetable. Yeah, what did you say, rhubarb? Rhubarb, yeah, I had a question Mark,

I was like, we'll check that, cause it's, but, you know. Radish, red onion, rocket is also. Yeah, it's a vegetable. Man, it's like, we start getting like nervous, like shaking in here, like oh my god, oh my god. Luke, you did amazing. You got them all right. Oh, let's just ruin my day.

Sorry. We're so sorry. Oh my god, Luke, you almost won 10 grand this morning, bro. Wow. I don't know why we're nervous. We want to give away the money. The hardest racing. The hardest racing.

God, that was good. God, that is how you do it. I mean, it's not quite, but it is very close to how you do it. Thanks for playing, Luke. You have to call back and try and play again. He's the king of it. He's our new benchmark. Clint, Nick and Dan.

Stinky Boots. Unique names. It's something we've done on the show before. And some people, I think, are legit when they share the unique name that they grew up with, lived next to growing up, maybe somebody that they work with. But I think Dan does get trolled a little as well. Her name was Gay Goodwillie. next to growing up, maybe somebody that they work with, but I think Dan does get trolled a little as well.

So her name was Gay Good Willie. And then she got married and she took her husband's surname and became Gay Vic. Connor, what's your dad's name? It is Ronald McDonald. Brilliant. I've got an uncle Wayne, surname King. Of course it is. Of course it is.

Of course it is. Of course it is! His cock. His cock. Steven and I had fun with it. I mean the one that was at the very start of that, Gay Dick. Now we've had her multiple times, she was a teacher.

She was Gay Goodwillie and then she changed to Gay Dick. What are the chances? There's a couple of others that I think they start out legit and then people see it an opportunity to kind of troll Dan cause he just starts reading them all. Jack Hoffman, Toby Lerone, someone's called Merry Christmas, Seymour Cox. That last one's definitely fake.

It's like most heaven stuff. Yeah, now this one's come through and I... There's no reason to think that they're trolling me. So my best friend's mum, her name, and I'm guessing she's... Chinese or maybe Japanese. Her name's Hihaui. So H-A-I-H-O-W-I-E. You. Hi Howie You.

No, come on. H-A-I-H-O-W-I. That's not even a... Hi Howie You. Is that a name? Hi Howie? I don't know. Is that what they said? Is the Howie middle? Like a middle name or is it like a double-barrel first name like Anne-Marie? Adam's mum's name's Crystal Ball. No, it's not.

We did last week, we got a Dennis Ball. That really cracked me up. Mr. Ball. Dennis Ball. She needs to be like a future reader, eh? And there was actually a great one. Our boss ended up putting on a group chat earlier this week saying that Harrison from Edge Afternoons

with Sean Stephen Harrison, had a mate growing up and his name's Isaac Cox. Like Isaac, Isaac Cox. Surely not. Surely when that's going... And Harrison's... no he went to like school and stuff with him growing up. Because Cox is a name. Especially if it's about COX. I don't see why... yeah but just Isaac Cox. What have I missed? Say it again. Isaac Cox. Maybe more. No I don't know you did me. Isaac Cox what have I missed? Say it again. Isaac Cox. Maybe more. I didn't know you did. Isaac Cox. Faster. Isaac Cox. You know what you're saying. I have no idea what I'm, I've missed it.

Say it five times fast. Isaac Cox, I see Cox. I see Cox. Isaac Cox. Yeah. What about, what's wrong with that? Other people are getting it. Nothing's wrong with it. Nothing at all at all wrong with that. You finally admitted it. I don't know what I'm saying. So, I mean, there's multiple that we got from last week. Texts, Teresa Crowd. No, and also I just Googled Hi Howie. It's not even a Japanese or Chinese name. It's not a word.

To me that could be a name. Willie Dripper? No! Okay, I'll wait under the edge. If there is a name of somebody that you know or grew up with and you've never forgotten it because you're like, that is just too funny, call us or you can fire us a text on 3343. Dan will probably read all of them out next.

I will. Don't troll me. Yeah, no, the Rone role is no trolling, Dan. No trolling. I'm not Mo Syslack, all right? Clint, Megan, Dan. Unique names. Back for another spin after we found out

that Harrison from Sean Stephen Harrison at Edge Afternoons went to school with an Isaac Cox. And we were like, oh, that's rough, man. That's gotta be super rough growing up all through high school with Isaac Cox as your first and last name. What did you come across in high school? Maybe you lived next door.

Do you wanna jump in there, producer Neepia? I'd love to. I've got a single barrel unique name for you. Our old caregiver, like our nanny that would pick us up after school and stuff, her name was Anel. Spelt exactly how you would think it was spelled. Anel?

Oh. And dad and his mates thought it was the funniest thing ever and I only really cottoned on a few years ago. He would have had to say the sentence, so let's get anel for the kids tonight. And like, in seriousness. Have you paid for anel? No. multiple times.

She's actually quite a good price. Terrible. Right, okay, come on. Doug Graves. No, I. No, he didn't. Doug Graves. Someone worked with a guy. Okay, all right, let's go to Jemma.

Jemma, morning. Morning. Morning, do you know these people? Yeah, go on. I knew these people back in the day. Brock Lee. Brock Lee. It's not. You can see how that happens. We know a Brock, so I know that.

Yeah, Brock Lee. Oh, that's so cute. And Anita Baker. Anita Baker. Anita Baker. Not anything with Anita. You can't have a descriptive word afterwards. I feel like Anita Baker but um broccoli is Particularly good. All right, it's gonna be expects our first time

Celebrate big school for the first time Celebrate Bex calling for the first time. Hello stranger, for the first time. Okay so this is the segment that's gotten you out of the woodwork, Bex, good morning. What's the name that you've heard? A male man's name is Tony Hand. Tony Hand, it's like a song. It's shoulders, knees and toes. Tony Hand. Bless him.

Does he get a lot of crap from his mates? I bet he does. Probably yeah, I'd just rather him than me. At least he's not called Emma Royds. Like this lady's just text through, she knows the person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have an Uncle Richard do you Bex? No, I don't.

No, no, Dick, no, no, Dick, can't call Dick. Dick Hand will be another good one. Thank you, Bex. No, no, no, no, no, no, Dick, Hank or Dick. Dick, Hank, Dick, Hank. Another good one, thank you, Bex. We also have Kate, another first time caller. Oh, well. For the first time. Hey, Kate.

Hey. You went to school with somebody called? Leah Urin. Urin? Is that you? Urin isn't a last name. I can't believe Kate, you've called us for the first time to troll us. Urin can't be a last name. Claire Urin.

It is. Her last name was U-R-E-N. How did nobody pick that up when they were naming her? You know what I mean? Like I... I know, she got a lot of flack for that. Oh, I bet. Oh my goodness, man.

Thank you. That's great. You've tickled Dan well. Oh, Calum Murray. Calum Murray? Calum Murray. I like those, they're the best, like Dennis Ball and Calum Murray.

Someone works with him at the skating rink, apparently. Justin Case is another person's workmate. Those are the best, like Dennis Ball and Calum Murray. Someone works with him at the skating rink, apparently. Justin Case is another person's workmate. And this one's my favourite. So my workmate has the last name Pinyon and just named her son Noah. Noah's good. Noah's good, it's not really a team dance.

Pinyon is not the last name. There's another Edan Dix coming through. There's no Edan Dix. Another one getting married. My partner's last name is Nun. Mine at the moment is Hor. So I'm going to be going from Hor to Nun. Funny if she was going the other way around. Exactly.

Friends dad is called Rod Ramsbottom. No! I mean Ramsbottom by itself is funny. You wouldn't be able to cope if you knew somebody called Rod Ramsbottom. I couldn't. Oh my goodness me. Major P Holes was in the army. And last, you do just get trolled towards the end of this video.

I just go call me Major Holes. We've got to pull him back. We've got to get him. Okay. Clint, Megan, Dan. And biggest night in radio and podcasting world tonight. It is the Radio and Podcasting Awards for the year. Yeah, we're up for best breath at show, us and three other shows,

which is super exciting, but we have never won, so we're not holding our breath. I hate it. I hate the radio awards. We haven't as a team, no. Oh no, sorry Clint's won before, but since I started, never won. Actually, to be honest, Meg, I've won as well, not on this show. Oh shit, okay so it's just, I've never won. That's good to know guys. It'll be our speech, we win tonight.

It's so nice, now all three of us have won an award. Yeah, anyway so yeah I don't like it, for some reason it's just the mingling, I get social anxiety around it for some reason. Like there's just so many people there and I just don't like it. But um, and it's also the pressure of what to wear. Well yeah, we found out that, you know, we're going through, we're kind of, we're not matching, but we're like, oh, we're going to slightly coordinate. Clint's obviously borrowing Ben Boyce's suit, so that's...

No, no, it's not. It's not a voice number. It's not Ben's? No, no, it's Raj. You wouldn't fit into Ben Boyce's suit. He's like tiny. So that's no no No, that's Raj Ben voices suit yeah, it's like tiny mine's not really a suit mine's more like a jacket and pink matching combo It's kind of like black and white think Think sort of like flower slash camo print Jesus. He'll pull it off He'll look the best. I'm wearing an old bridesmaid's dress, which has got a stretchy waistband. And Dan, you told us-

Does it have any food on the front? No, it's very low cut, so it would have just fallen down the cleavage. Right, okay good. Because sometimes you put those dresses away in the old dry cleaning net before I wear it next and then you forget to pull it out. And Dan, you told us you want to wear your old wedding suit and Offee you told us how much you paid for this.

Well the thing is, you know a wedding suit you do pay a lot for it and I have never worn it since. And so I'm like let's get my money's worth. That's strange because a lot of guys I know just hired suits because you only wear it once. Yeah my husband hired. Yeah, for Jessica when you got married did you buy or hire suits? Yeah absolutely hired it. Yeah totally. Really? Yeah. I got mine like fully tailored and like... Your suit cost as much as my wedding dress.

Oh my god! And I genuinely think I paid less for mine. I think my wedding ring that I'm wearing, because I'm married, just bragging to this, road's closed, is worth less than the suit itself. Same, same. That is mental. Crazy, eh? Mental.

I remember going in, because I went in and had it fitted, and I was standing there, and the guy was measuring up my legs, because you have to measure every part of your body, mostly. And he was measuring my legs, and he said, he looked up at me,

while he was down there, and he goes, you've got the legs of Bowdoin Barrett. I'm going to be playing. I'm going to be playing. Oh, Christ, I'm going to be playing. He said we Oh, Christoph. He said we'd had him in yesterday. He said he'd had him in the day before and they were measuring up his legs and I've got similar legs.

Where do you come up with this shit? I don't, I don't know where he came up with it. Okay, how much did you pay for your wedding suit? Pardon? Pardon, one moment. $3,000. Oh! I don't know what thousand. Pardon? One more?

$3,000. Oh! $3,000! Sorry, I thought you said $3,000. $3,000. How many times have you worn this suit? Once. At the wedding. At the wedding. It was like me in my wedding dress, to be fair.

And so, to be honest, I haven't pulled it out yet, so it could be covered in mothballs, in which case I'm stuffed. I'm going to be wearing a T-shirt and jeans. And what about size? Do you reckon you're the same size? I hadn't thought about that. But, the funny thing is last night I came home

because my wife, Hannah, it was her idea to get an expensive suit. She wanted it to look good. She wanted me to go to Helenstein's or we don't get a cheap one. And I thought that she would say no. To wearing it? Yeah.

And she'd be like, no, it's how we're, don't wear it. it's a boob. But Wharton's shoot, I was recording her, but Wharton's shoot was quite a nice little feel-good moment. Oh, what's this music? Were you looking to the studio? I told the producers to put some shit underneath it.

Oh, so you didn't go and play something from the soundtrack and tangled underneath when you asked her? I put on some music. And set the mood. And then said, hey Hannah Hannah I have a question for ye yeah Hey do you think I should wear my wedding suit to the radio awards tomorrow? Yeah go for it you look really handsome in it you look nice

You don't think it's weird to wear a wedding suit? No not at all, no you look handsome in it I like it it's nice to get it out and use it rather than it just being shoved in the closet and never looked at again. It's a nice, nice reminder. A nice reminder of what? Of a beautiful wedding day and of nice times. It's socially acceptable for me to wear my wedding dress out and about. I absolutely would. Hannah said that a lot of girls would think that they wish they could wear their wedding dress.

Yeah, I put mine on last year before I got pregnant and I just walked around the house for a little bit. I just wanted to show my daughter because she never got to see it and she would have liked it so... Hannah said she'd come to the RadioWoods and wear it and I was like I think we'd still focus. Like if they get married or something. Hey well it's actually good you're wearing it in because you know that whole cost per wear? $1,500 cost per wear. It brings it right down. That's what I call value. Yeah! Alright we'll let you know how we get on tomorrow. Have you tried it on? No, me! $1,500 cost billware. It brings it right down. That's what I call value. Yeah.

Alright, we'll let you know how we get on tomorrow. Have you tried it on? No, Meg. I'm worried about the pants now. I'm worried about the pants. I'm a little worried about the pants. Because the old waist has gone a little bit thinner in the last five years. Clint, Meg and Dan.

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It was over $70,000. It was out in the courtyard yesterday. Yeah, pretty flash ride. And it's not one of those have for 12 months. You get to keep it. Oh, it sounds cool as well. I was driving it around, wasn't I guys? Yeah, and if you're already listening to us then what's the you know just just do

it through. Just listen more. Yeah okay we've got a celebrity couple that are officially over over apparently they have broken up again they have been a little on again off again back since 2017 final guesses boys? I was gonna say JLo and Old Mate what's his name? JLo and Old Mate. Ben Affleck. Oh no, that's definitely done. They're done. Oh okay, I was thinking it might be Elon Musk

and his on again off again partner. No, definitely not. G Flip? Not G Flip. Definitely not G Flip. Jesus, Elon Musk and G Flip! Oh my God, what a world that would be. No, G Flip is with Kruschele from Selling Sunset

and Elon Musk was with Grimes. Grimes. Wow, how you got those two different? Okay, no, um, Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin. Oh yeah, I knew that they were a thing. Yeah, eight years. Oh, bugger. Well done now, they're done now.

I don't know, it feels like the final time. There have been rumours that she's been doing some lovely movie, Priest, with Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal. But Chris Evans is married and not that we should, is Pedro gay? No. Don't think so. Don't think so, he's not out if he is.

Oh. Yeah. I know what you mean though, because when he's, he dresses quite flamboyantly. Oh yeah, but so does Clint. I would say Pedro dresses. The difference might be because I'm outwardly straight, but whereas I think if you don't,

not that you should have to say, but I guess in Hollywood, if you don't say that you're one or the other, then all of a sudden everyone assumes you're hiding something and therefore you must be gay. You shouldn't have to though, should you? You shouldn't have to go, by the way guys. I don't know why I thought that then.

I don't know why I thought that. Anyway, so it could be Dakota and Pedro could be together. I've seen the press actually and they do have chemistry. They definitely have chemistry. They're always giggling with each other. He's a funny man. He's funny. But I always really like Dakota and Chris together.

They seem like two lovely souls, but they are done now. So Dakota officially on the market as is Chris Martin. Chris Martin's always been there. I feel like he'd be a catch. He's so soft and wonderful, isn't he? And he was obviously with Gwyneth Paltrow many years ago. And they're still very good friends. Chris Martin. Chris Martin's always been there. I feel like he'd be a catch. He's so soft and wonderful, isn't he? And he was obviously with Gwyneth Paltrow many years ago, and they're still very good friends.

Great relationship. So I think he's a good man. Oh, he seems so nice. And he writes a great song. Yeah. You know? And she's very dry and funny. That'd be a very funny couple, I think, to be around.

Yeah. So, but no longer, no more. So they are officially done. Pedro Pascale isn't married and hasn't fathered any children, Yeah, so but no longer no more so they are officially done Pedro Pascal Isn't married and hasn't fathered any children, but he is a daddy. You see is a daddy That's what the internet and that is the internet is correct. Yeah, that's all we need to know and that's all that matters. Yeah He's a daddy Clint Megan Dan three weeks. You're going on holiday. Yeah, hypothetically must be nice How many pairs of underwear do you pack?

Because I've just found out how many pairs my mum's packed. Weird question that you've been going through with your mum. Well, no, it's okay. How do you... She's like, Clantor put together 13 pairs of knickers. No, sorry. My wife went over to Mum and Dad's place and she pretty much sorted out the whole wardrobe

and helped them pack their bag because they were getting very stressed about what to take and she sort of does styling and stuff. So, and then she told me how many pairs mum had packed and I was like, that is mental. Okay, because in my head, I've assumed there definitely will be like some wash days. Is it a cruise that going on?

Yep, a bit of a cruise. I would take 12 pairs of undies and definitely, and be washing them every week, I think. I'd do a week wash. So you'd do two washes over three weeks? Yep, I would and then it'd still be left over like five days. You know, there's still enough after seven days of washing. That's what I do.

So if you weren't doing a wash, then if you're using each, if you're doing two washes, that's about 30 pears, 36 pears I suppose. I just, that's a hell of a lot of undies. Yeah, like I don't even know if most, how many pears do most people have? 20? Well, here's the thing, I went away for three weeks

a couple of years ago to Europe, and we were moving around the place, so I didn't know if we'd have washing. I took all my undies, every pair I owned. There was about, I think I took about 31 pairs. 31 pairs. 31 pairs of underwear. Because you can never be too safe,

you don't know what's gonna happen. You genuinely don't. So you just took 31 pairs of dirty underwear home. And if you put them in a packing cell. You just, that's what I. Do you know what matters? Is yes, if you're doing a wash halfway through, if you have the ability to do that.

Also, if you're going somewhere where you're gonna be swimming a lot, as guys you'd be wearing your boxes under your togs, so instantly as soon as you go swimming you've just wrecked a pair that you need to spend time drying. What if you have an accident the same day? Well I've never... No I'm not sort of prepping for that.

You never know travelling, you never know. Because the food you're eating are different to the stuff you eat back here. Mum for 21 days of holidaying, has packed nine pairs of underwear. Ooh, that's risky. Oh, it's light, isn't it? That is risky. I thought it was going to go the other way around and do too many pairs. Nine is very light.

12 is, Dan said, risky for me. That's risky. I was stressing over that. But it's still giving you, what, four or five pairs if you do do a weekly wash, but she's only got one beer left over once that washing comes back. Okay, what about? Or G-Bangers? What about Francis?

I didn't know. Francis, how many beers you taking on holiday for three weeks away? At least 21. Yep. 21. Personal experience. Yeah.

What a day. Personal experience. Oh. Yeah, minimum. Yeah, what do you mean personal experience? What happened? 21 yeah Yeah, yeah, what do you mean personal experience what happened Well, I mean I've been away for like a good two and a half weeks and when you go to Asia Yeah, things don't dry very The humidity so I was bound to like only like a pair or two left and like thinking I might have to go and buy some because they just weren't dry. I think that's a good number, Frances. Twenty-one.

I think over twenty you're safe. Well I just, I don't know, all I keep thinking about, I mean in my head I'm like you have to find a place to clean otherwise you're just taking, like Dan you took 31 pairs of dirty undies home. And I don't think I cleaned them. That's what I keep thinking about, you just got 31 pairs of undies and one pair has been sitting in your bag for 30 days. No but it's in a packing cell, you take a packing cell for the clean ones and a packing cell for the dirty ones.

You put them in, the dirty ones in the packing cell, sit and forget. That's going to take up half your suitcase. 31 pairs of dirty undies. How rank do you think my new undies were? I'm sorry, you're the one that's saying that you, like, shoot yourself. You said that, not me. You said you have accidents and that's what it implies.

I said there's a chance of it. I never did. Selena says you should rock five pair of bikini bottoms as well so they can double up. Oh yeah. Bikinis are hard to find as well, good ones right? Someone else takes... And I don't know!

Come on! My experience! Someone else takes nine as perfect. Is nine the perfect number to take away for 21 days away from home? I think nine is really risky. I've been giving my mum a hard time but... Six! Six is enough!

No, six is risky. Dreaming! Hypothetically you're going away on holiday for three weeks, I've been giving my mum a hard time but... Sex! Six is enough for my morrissey need! No! Hypothetically you're going away on holiday for three weeks, that's what my mum and dad are doing. They leave tomorrow, happy birthday by the way mum. Must be nice. And she's taking nine pairs of underwear. I know that because my wife helped her pack. And I was like, that is not enough for a 21 day holiday.

Wait, was your wife packing her undies? They were packing everything. The mother-in-law's undies? Yeah. Of course you're a close family, mother-in-law's undies. Yeah. Of course you're a close family, eh? Very close. That's weird. That's like me going over to Hannah's parents' house

when they're going away and packing her mum's knickers. No, her dad's undies. Her dad's, that's weird. Her dad's knickers. That's weird, man. And falling as G-Bangers, that would be weird. It's a lot more than one level. A lot of men on the show,

we've got Dan Clant, producer Nipia and producer Carl, and I've also messaged my husband for confirmation, something I have just learnt, that somebody else on the text machine also has learnt, saying, wait what, guys wear undies under their togs. This is the first I've heard. Is that normal? I feel exactly the same. I assume my husband didn't wear undies under his togs.

Why does this happen? That's absolutely normal. I think once you hit puberty, you'll wear an undies under his togs. Why does this happen? It's absolutely normal. I think once you hit puberty, you'll wear undies under your togs. But why do they just make togs thin? The amount of cheap ass see-through fabric togs that I've purchased. Yeah. Napes?

Yeah, young Napes made the mistake of wearing a pair of white roosters NRL shorts to the swimming pool without any boxes underneath, and never made that mistake again. Your husband, what did he say? He said, I messaged him, I was like, you don't wear undies under your togs do you? He's like, if I'm in a place where children will be, then yes I'm wearing undies under my togs. And I said, what do you mean? He said, I can't risk exposing my DMB in the pool with his children.

Yes! I'm so confused! I'm with him! What is going on? I'm with him. The only time I might not wear undies is when I've got the built-in ones. You know sometimes you get the built-in ones with undies, with tocs. Yeah so if you're going to Fiji and you're swimming in that a lot, you're gonna need more. Someone takes in 30 to 35 pairs for a three week trip.

You never know what could go wrong and I have to shower twice a day in humid parts of the world. I'm with them. Leanne, you wash your undies in the shower? Yes, I go to Bangkok for five weeks most years and I only take 10 pairs of undies with me, wash them in the shower every day. And it's one of those little clothes like that. When you're wearing them? Or you're just like, you're in the shower

and you're holding them and giving them a wash? I wash them the next morning after you've worn them. And when you're in the shower. Because they're on your little travel clothesline. Right. Yeah. Right, but then you're having to worry about drying them. You see you're in the shed. They're all spreadable clothes now. Right. Yeah. But then you're having to worry about drying them. So you need really good weather for that

because you need to hang them out somewhere. You're not being caught. They just dry in the bathroom overnight. Really? Well, that's better than this one. You can wear them inside out and that'll be an extra clean pier. That's disgusting.

Because the outside is protected by your pants. That's disgusting. Eee. No, there will be people your pants. That's disgusting. Eww. No, there will be people that are doing that though, like backpackers. Right, Natasha, you think we're silly with how many undies we're packing? I think you're so silly because I just pack

really small G-strings, wash them in the sink, and then hang them on the heated towel rail in the bathroom. Wash them in the sink, disgusting. No, I don't see anything wrong with that. Disgusting. There's a hand wash. Yeah, I suppose, yeah, maybe you're right.

Someone else says, who cares if you have to buy a five pack while you're away for 10 bucks? I'm not wearing $2 pair of undies while I'm walking the temples and getting chafing after like three hours and then you've got a three hour walk back. Glenn doesn't fit in those Rios, unfortunately. No, he's against the order,

he has a special order has in special. Yeah, he has special cups that are made underneath. Special cups that are made underneath. Someone went away for five weeks, took seven. Says I take seven wherever I go, no matter how long I'm going away for. Seven is the magic number. I think I went away for three days to work a few weeks ago,

and I took about six to 10. I can't remember exactly. Whereas Di, she just goes commando every time she's on holiday. So there you go. A couple of Nick of Free Days as well, coming through on text. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Just like when I'm on international time.

I'm not wearing undies. I refuse. Yeah. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. The Edge 10K. Easy Money. Kia ora, good morning. It's just gone eight o'clock. Let's get into it. Your chance to win $10,000 in 30 seconds with Easy money. Good morning, it's just gone eight o'clock. Let's get into it. Your chance to win $10,000 in 30 seconds with Easy Money.

Meg will give you a letter. She'll hit you with 10 questions. Your 10 answers must start with that letter. And if you get through all of them, the cash is yours. Right, Nicole's playing this morning. Hey, Nicole. Hi. Hi, you guys.

Let's do this, Nicole. All right, Nicole, your letter is N. Repeat it back to me. N for Nicole. Yes, nice. Okay, your timer will start at the end of Meg's first question. You can pass if we've got time. We'll come back to it.

No double answers. Are we ready? Awesome, I'm ready. You can do this. Here we go, Nicole. Name a body part. Nose. Boy's name.

Nick. A singer. Nick Jonas? Oh no. Item you find in a supermarket. Um, nose spray. A New Zealand town. Mouths in.

A family member. Nephew. A type Zealand town. Nelson. A family member. Nephew. A type of fabric. Nylon. A word that starts with N-E. New Zealand. A way to contact. No. No, no, no.

You got through eight and I think what happened is you failed to double up on Nick and then you panicked. Yeah, but she said Nick Jonas. I don't know what we would have passed there, but unfortunately that lost you time when you were thinking about it. I mean, technically because of the rules she's used the same answer twice. I think what would happen in that situation, maybe that's one to discuss with the bosses, if we got to the tenth one we'd come back and you'd go, name a singer, you know, and

you'd have to give that answer a second time. My voice, I'm thinking of Nathan or something. Yeah, unfortunately just those couple of seconds have to give that answer a second time. My voice name could've been Nathan or something. Yeah, unfortunately, just those couple of seconds where you were thinking, I think, lost us that time, but you did amazing. It's been two really good showings this morning. Thank you. Wow, thanks Nicole.

Really good. I think we're getting close to a win, guys. Yeah, it does feel better. We were sitting around five or six, correct, eh, and now we're sitting around eight more consistently. It goes to show that it's more than possible if you're just consistently answering quickly. Yeah, quickly.

Um, next time I'll play is at three. Yeah, three o'clock this afternoon with Sean Stephen Harrison. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Meg out till midnight. We are forming a team to keep Meg out till midnight next Saturday night, her last scene before her mat leave. I didn't ask for this by the way,

the only thing I asked for was like, maybe we could go for a night out and then be done by like eight o'clock so I could go to bed since I'm, you know, in theory, and next by next weekend, I guess in theory I could give birth. Yeah, but you know what? It's feasible.

I mean, it'd be awesome if you'd give birth on this night out. Feasible. That would be possible. Oh man, if you give birth, at Sweatshop Bar, Right the manager there who sought us out with a booth would love the press I reckon. There's a hoedown going down next Saturday. Doors open at 7, dancing from 8, DJ Sean Hill's gonna be jumping on the decks at 9.

I'm currently doing a midwifery course, just in case. Midwifery? Midwifery. He's still learning. Yeah, I haven't done the lesson where we pronounce it yet, just in case. Riffery or? Midwifery. He's still learning. Yeah, I haven't done the lesson where we pronounce it yet, that's tomorrow. Right, okay, so it's good. So we're gonna start 7.30 at Sweat Shop.

7.30, that's half an hour earlier than I wanted to go home. I wanted seven. Glint. When doors opened, seven hours later, I was like, I don't wanna seem too eager. So let's do 7.30, manager there, Dave, he sorted us with a booth, and he sorted us with a bar tab as well for us, a couple't want to seem too eager. So let's do 7.30, manager there Dave, he sorted us with a booth and he sorted us

with a bar tab as well for us. Couple of listeners want to come along, the Edge crew. Honestly, it sounds like you boys are organising a lads night out and you're using me as an excuse. Cancel the strippers then Clint, Jesus. Why would we need? Yeah, Showgirls wanted to know, they said they would give you 15 minutes on stage

if you wanted to do a performance or whatever. On stage. I don't know, I said no. I said bringing a pole in. I said no to that. I was like no Meg would be pretty exhausted by 11.30 but we are forming a bit of a team I know Hayden was keen to come along. Hayden said he's willing to come along and be your durry roller. Oh thanks for that Hayden. He's all about how smooth golf is a roller. Yeah, thanks for that Hayden. Great car. Have you rolled durries for Meg before, Hayden? Yes, that's what I have.

Yeah, right. She had to give up. She was a packadaya, but now she's pregnant, she can't. It's always been a tale of maids, eh? As we form our team, we decided that we need to have a hype man. Someone that just keeps the vibes high, and there is none better than the OG Listen to the Edge will remember Jayden from Sharon and Jayden aka Creech who was keen to join us. He's back in New Zealand. He's out to midnight.

Maybe the only man that actually could keep me out to midnight is Creech. Morning Jayden. Yeah. Oh damn it. You're not coming. Yes hello team. Surely not. I am coming.

No. I am coming. No! I am coming and guess what, Meg? We are, we're gonna make your wish come true. You wanna finish it, eh? We'll finish it at 8am. No, Jaden, please don't do this to me! Yeah!

No, Jaden is the monster! No, we're gonna do it. No, I don't want to! You guys have pulled out the big guns already? Oh, yeah. Oh, God. We needed to bring one. Jaden will not let you out of his sight.

We're going to do half-hour Meg watch. Or Meg ghost watch. Yeah. And Dan, his tactic is handcuffing Meg to himself for the 30 minutes. So Dan's taking it very seriously. Yeah, so I'm going to be handcuffed to Meg. But I think we take turns. So you could be handcuffed to Meg, but I think we take turns, so you can be handcuffed to her for some point, Jaden.

Yeah, absolutely. Look, I love handcuffs. Can we make them fluffy, and can we bring a beard post as well? Yes. But look, I'm not going to lie to you, Meg. There's a reason that they used to call me Soda Stream when I was in high school,

because I bring the fizz, baby. I know you do. And we're going to turn you from tap water, and we're going to turn you into San Pellegrino sparkling with a twist of lemon. I can't believe you've chosen Jayden, of all people. I mean, he makes every night so fun. Oh, I wish he wasn't coming.

You know, everyone has that MVP, where if they're part of the night, you go, it's going to be a good night. Yeah. Craig, any final words for me? Hey, Meg, you bring the baby bump and I'll bring the other bump. No, Jaden, stop it.

There's going to be none of that. You are so naughty. I'm joking. Are you sure? Are you sure you're freaking... It's a two-for-one deal. He's so naughty. No, none of that. Are you sure? Are you sure you're freaking... It's a two for one deal. He's so bad. Jaden used to be part of a crew called the Resuscitators where they'd go to parties.

This is an actual thing. And they'd go to parties that were starting to dwindle and reawake them. I know. He's... Oh, right. Exactly. Big guns out first. I threw a party at a convent. Party poofers. There were none. Oh dear. Okay.

Maybe a little, it needs a little... So not just gags, and not great? Alright, well we'll lock it in. I just got a message from my husband saying he wants to come now but only because Jayden's gonna be there. Brilliant. And it's meant to be my night. So what's that about? Hell yeah.

All right, Creech, well, lock it in the diary, bro. Kicking off 7.30 next Saturday night, and we'll start assembling a team. If you're listening on 0800 The Edge, and you think that you will bring some sort of a skill to make Meg's night better, let us know what you think it might be, and yeah, you can be part of the team.

You guys are taking this seriously, I see. Bad news. Yes? You know how we're doing Meg Out till midnight next Saturday and if you do want to come along you think you could bring some sort of a skill. We still do need a midwife, we think that would be important. Yeah we need one, we do. You want a midwife there? Just in case you never know what's gonna happen. She'll be busy guys, she'll have other people. People don't give birth at night. How inconvenient is that? I quite like also Georgia, can we invite her please? What's Georgia bringing?

She said I'll come and smuggle you out by eight. No Georgia, we don't want dogs on the ship. We don't want rats on the ship. I don't know why I said dogs. Dogs are fine on boats. We don't want people that are going to try and smuggle Meg out. We want people to spur her on. Well the second song, Midnight Song by Cassie Henderson.

Surely she's got a studio at home, she could just lay down a vocal of Meg out to some midnight. Yeah, she did a Christmas song for me, remember? Yeah. She's at the level where she's got an in-house studio. Doesn't she? She's not bloody Jay-Z. Well, she did come, yeah, when she recorded that Christmas song with me, she came into the edge, yeah. But I thought she would come in and re-voice it.

I think she's writing new music or something, isn't she? Just, Kyle, you reached out to her and it was a bit of a tight turnaround to get her in the studio. She's working on an EP at the moment, so she didn't have a lot of time to come in, but yeah, we got a songbird. She didn't have time for our joke parody intro, that's so insulting. Now, this is a real stitch up because I thought she was coming in and now I've had to quickly in one song's time draft and reverse her song. Okay, let's see what Dan's come up with

and then Meg, you can let him know what you wanna keep and what you wanna throw out. It sucks. Because I can't sing like Cassie. Just drop it down an octave. We know. Okay, here we go. Hold on a second.

Are you ready? Yep. Hit it. She hates having a late night. She's pregnant now and that's fine. Oh my my let's stay out all night. Give in and don't fight. Meg out to midnight.

Oh yes. It's Meg out to midnight. Cass yes. It's Meg out to midnight. Cassie would have done it better. I'll tell you your own night twice. Oh, she's a picky big. Gen Z quiz. I literally slaved my ass off for that. Spent like two minutes on it.

Exactly, slaved. And you probably used chat GBT for half of it. Exactly, it's hard to use. Clint, Meg and Dan. Right, if you're a Gen Z, age between 13 and 28, you may struggle or at least learn something with this game, the Gen Z Quiz. I always learn something. Yep, you do.

What did you learn from the last time you played? Can't remember. Can't remember. Okay, yeah. Webgirl Bella, 24. If you get a perfect score, five from five, you never have to play again. That has never happened.

So here we are. She's always, she's got the highest score though. Let's be honest. She's the MVP. And I'm hoping for a five today. Okay. Here's your first question. Easy one to start.

Who sings this song? I'm giving you everything. I'll enjoy my day. Yes, I swear. Is it a girl group? Yes. It is. Well there's a few girls on it.

It's up to you to decide. Slice Girls. Yes, she's got one. Why are we giving her hints for a Slice Girls song? That is true, that was your final one. My final hint? Yeah, you don't get any more. First and final.

Right, here we go. Second question. What would I be doing if I was burning music? Oh, that's like when you put music onto like a CD. She's got two from two! Oh my god, this could be five. Here we go. Next question.

I wish it's lighting it on fire. This one worries me. What TV show is this the theme to? ["The Thing To"] ["The Thing To"] ["The Thing To"] I will say, yeah, it's got this wrong. And this is the mission before. What are you saying?

I always just think Fresh Prince of Ballyah but it's not bad. Or is it? No Ballyah you're locking in your outs with no more clues. You're looking at us just to see if we smile or frown. Uh huh. Yeah, I'll look at her. What are you looking at? Fresh Prince of Alia.

You know that the theme tune is the Will Smith song? I know, but the way Claire looked at me I thought it may have been that. So there's just two theme songs for the Fresh Prince of Alia. Yeah, maybe the end song or the outro. But the clue was uh huh. Or a song about pirates like Miga's doing. Pirates. What's that? A fight of improvement. Or something about pirates like Mika's doing. Uh, uh, uh. What's her, her white hat?

You sound like the whale from Finding Dory. Yeah, a seal. Yeah. Stop doing it, because you're doing it wrong. I'm not doing it wrong. Right, OK, name this person, Bella. But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me.

I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Ms. Lewinsky, I never told anybody it's a lie. Not a single time. Never. These allegations are false. I need to game out that he was lying. It sounds like Joe Biden, but I just know that's not. Lock in a name, hurry up.

Joe Biden? No! Bill Clinton. I know Joe Biden but I just know that's not... Lock in a name, hurry up. Joe Biden? No! Bill Clinton! Can you imagine if Joe Biden and Monica Lewinsky had a fling? Was that a real... like was that not from a movie or something? Bill Clinton's real. He was the president and he did have a fling with his self-secretary.

After blatantly coming out and going I did not and it's all lies, these are home care. That's where the term sexueterri was coined. Right. After that whole saga. There you go. And Monica Lewinsky and the Jay-Z song. Two from four, you've got this last one to get a pass. Oh, okay.

This is the final one and I hope you can get this to finish on a high. Name this toy. I am hungry. Ah, ah. It sounds like those ones that the cars that you pull them back and they go, we're all for it. No. It's a Furby. Oh no.

It's got absolutely nothing to do with a car. Furbies were the coolest thing ever. I was like, I know when I was 10. They've redone the Furby again. I think I still have original Furby. Is it like La Boo Boo kind of vibe? No, not really. No, you don't hang it off a bag.

It was like a fun pet. It kind of looked like, you know the movie Gremlins before it gets wet and turns into the monster looking thing? No, you don't. No, I do, the little green thing. Yeah, but before it becomes the ugly Gremlin when it's the cute little thing that you're not supposed to feed at midnight.

I think she's thinking of Flubber though. She said the little green thing. Oh yeah, no, I know this. You know a little Furby? I think I may have had had one. I love them. They were like the peak of technology for kids back in the day. The fact that they talked back to you and knew it was light and dark. Crazy. Witchcraft. We will get you back in next week because unfortunately for you that wasn't a perfect

score and hopefully if you're a Gen Z you learnt a thing or two in that as well. And if you're a millennial hopefully you got a perfect score. No excuses. Clint Meggans Dan, stinky boo. It's a bearer of thought this morning for Daniel. CeeCee's at a farm in Southland today. It's already minus three. That's chilly. Jesus, that's cold.

Especially when you're having to work out on the farm. Oh my goodness me. It's colder than a witch's tit. Yes, Meg! Well done. You need a good swan-y for that. Yeah. I love that saying.

A very exciting time in my household at the moment because my daughter's nine, she's turning ten, and she's got her second, she's his boyfriend, I say crush, and he's like the loveliest kid, like genuinely lovely, sending home little notes saying, do you like me or no, or if you just like me as a friend you can tick here. I'm like, that's so nice, he's giving her like an outclaws almost where he doesn't have she doesn't have to hurt his feelings but she does like him she's going around for a play date after school today because he happens to be my son's good friend so now it's like a two-for-one thing where he's inviting my son over and then my daughter goes as well. So is he your son's age?

No my son typically befriends boys that are a couple years older than him. So my son's only eight. So what's the difference between Cami and Ty, your two kids going around to hang out with this boy? What's the difference between how they hang out? Well, I said that because I said, well, what do you do? And she goes, well, I don't know.

I've never been to his house before. I was like, what do you mean? She goes, well, I don't know what there is to do yet. I've never been there. So it's all very harmless fun, and she's like really loving it. And you might've missed yesterday, I found out that he was talking to his mom,

asking if he needed to ask for permission. Like ask me for permission to... For his daughter's hand in marriage. Yeah, for his daughter's hand in girlfriendness. Or whatever. So he's just like the loveliest dude, and I see him, very respectful and polite. Everything you could wish your daughter's crush to be.

And so it is a fun stage at the moment, but it sounds like an old thing to say, I feel like kids, they say kids grow up so fast. My daughter's growing up like three times the speed, I feel, of a normal girl. And so I guess it's fun at the moment, but at what age do you have to start being a little more wary of just certain conversations you have

and certain things that you say. Things you don't say. And questions you ask. And it's uncharted waters that I've never experienced. And unfortunately, Meg, I have the oldest kids out of the three of us. I'm the canary down your mine. My only knowledge towards this now is what I had when I was you know,

God more than 20 years ago now and I know we talked about boyfriends We talked about who we liked at like in primary school. We never had boyfriends We had first kisses at like 11 or 12, but by 13 It was a wild wild west and by 13 not me 13, it was Wild Wild West in Lower Hutt. By 13? Not me, but yeah, there's definitely, yeah, there's very, very young children. Yeah, but we don't live in Lower Hutt.

So between, true, between like, I would say nine and 13 is a huge stage of growth. From like, the fact that my friends went from just like saying, I might like you, and then giggling at 10, to three years later doing what I know went down, it's a really, you're right, Clint, it's a really like crazy time to be a young tween.

And you don't wanna have the convos or whatever they're supposed to be and I genuinely don't even know. Like too late in the piece cause then you've missed it. Yeah. And my daughter and I have had this thing since she was like three or four and old enough to communicate back to me

that like we never have secrets. Like we tell each other everything. I tell you anything you ask me I'll give you the truth, anything I ask you you do the same. So I'm hoping I've instilled that but who knows maybe daughters get older and they decide to withhold certain things from Dad. I think I look from the outside looking and I don't know if you agree Meg but every time I see Clint interact with his kids and the way he's a dad like you are the best dad. You are like one of the... when I think of a parent, I think of you, like a good parent, that's you.

And the relationship you have with your kids is amazing. If I have that with my son, I'll be very happy. That's actually, I think, the nicest thing any parent can receive as a compliment. Completely agree with you. Yeah, definitely. That's really cool. Thank you, Dan. Okay, so we do want to know though, you can text us or call us 3343. Have you had kids around the age of nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, sort of like slightly,

you know, you're a step ahead than us. Yeah, if you're the Kenori down our lines. We don't have the answer. When do you start having these conversations? Somebody at nine is having like innocent little boyfriend, girlfriend friendships. And it's cute and it's fun. And it's cute and sweet,

but when does it start changing where you have to actually parent a little bit around it like tricky hey what do you do you feel like they're always gonna be innocent little girl and boy but we're not and there's these sort of things there's never like a fully right answer there's so many different ways I guess yeah cuz they're all different yeah kid is different some lives in lower heart and others live in other areas of New Zealand just talking about how my daughter turns 10 next month and she's got a second crush and he's the best. He's like a lovely kid and I guess I'm starting to realise that in

the very near future I'm gonna start having to have certain conversations that I haven't had to think about until now and seeing some of the texts are coming through I think my greatest fear is that the relationship that I have with my daughter now that I love is going to change very quickly between the ages of say nine and 12. And I don't want it to change because I love it the way that it is.

And you don't know what to do or what you've done wrong until you've done it wrong. Exactly, a lot of people, we're gonna get to the phones very quickly, but a lot of people, we're gonna get to the phones very quickly, but a lot of people are saying you have to have the conversations earlier because they regret not having them earlier. Yeah.

And they've got 14, 15, and 16 year old kids. When you become a new parent, you're thinking it's like 15, 16, you're having these conversations, but it's much younger. It's definitely not, let's go to Chris. Chris, are you talking about your boyfriend's mate's brother? Is this a story about you when you were younger? Yes, yep.

I was nine and I had a boyfriend who was my friend's brother. Oh, similar. So I would go to her house to hang out with her, but one night we had a sleepover and played strip poker. At nine! Oh my god. Oh, Pirk, Chris, were you from Lower Heart? No.

Oh my god. Oh my god, it's everywhere. Hey, that's a really good, I don't know, that it's like, you know, sleepover, that's the thing, I don't think my kids can have sleepovers personally, but that's just a whole other story. Yeah, sleepover, when the sleepover, that's a tricky one. Yeah. Because the parents, at least the parents will be there when your daughter's over, Yeah, sleepover. When the sleepover, that's a tricky one. Yeah.

Because the parents, at least the parents will be there when your daughter's over. But when people go to bed, then there's, you know, one or two. Yeah, and it's also hard because your kids want to have sleepovers with their friends, they want to invite their friends over to sleepovers and there's... Oh man, it's just not a thing that you really think about that much. And when you do start thinking about it, you realise you should have been. Get lower heart, but I remember what went down in the sleepover is that I went to when I was a kid

and I'm like, no. Oh my God. There's probably people in lower heart listening right now being like, it's fine here. It is, it is, and I had a really good, I had an amazing upbringing, but there was still things that I learnt about that I shouldn't have learnt about at the age I did.

People in lower heart are like, I'm 18 and I'm not pregnant yet. Yeah. All right, Rachel, you've got a 12 year old daughter. Also from lower heart. Oh, OK. OK, no. Uh-oh.

OK, Rach. Now, I was our daughter's age. She's 12 in the 80s. And I think that I was naughtier than our daughter is now. Like she's actually quite innocent compared to... I mean they have access to all the stuff online now but I don't think she's doing anything near what I was doing when I was 12. Well then Rach is it hard for you to get angry at your daughter when you go well when I was a year old I was doing worse? Um I have been quite honest with her and I did tell her that I kissed a boy for the first

time at 12 and I kind of, but I just don't think she would, she has a massive crush on somebody at the moment. Yeah. And she's, you know, seems boy crazy, but she's not going to bike rides. Like in the 80s, you could be out doing whatever the hell you would wanted to do. Yeah, it's true. But now we kind of know exactly where our kids are all the time. Yeah, that's true. So in a way, same as I used to do. Yeah, it's true. But now we kind of know exactly where our kids are all the time.

Yeah, that's true. So in a way, safe way, like it used to be. I was kissing my boyfriend at 12 under trees at the park because we went bike rides. Under the cover of the trees, eh? Yeah, a little hut by the river. Yeah. That's what the trees are for. My goodness.

I love that, Rachel. Thank you. And Megan, you're saying to start the chats now from like the age of 10 Yes, no, I have a 14 year old daughter and we have most open and honest relationship We could possibly have school. She has come home and asked me some Random questions that she's heard kids talking about it. So they relate to relationships in My policy is be honest don't show away tell them the truth they need to know it and they're gonna find out some well around yeah

and that's it and it doesn't help she has an older brother and he says something so she asks a question and it's like and also i think we forget how much time they spend at school having these conversations with their very young friends versus having those same maybe conversations with us when you're busy making dinner and running to different sports and all the rest of it that you do, you know? It's a great age at nine and 10 to talk about consent as well because you can just ask about hugs and kisses

and your body's your body, you can do that at any age. Wow, what about this one? One of my nieces had a first child at 11 followed by twins at 13. See, and that's the scary stuff, right? I wasn't too worried about it, if I'm honest, until reading some of this stuff. Maybe I shouldn't have opened the can.

I remember I was year eight and I went over to a girl's place and something happened where I was like, this can't be happening, and I called my mum and went home. Oh, this one, she showed you a vogue? Yeah. She showed you a vogue. She lifted her top up and I was like, this is not good, I need to leave, and I called my mum and went home. Oh, that's when she showed you her vogue? Yeah. She showed you her vogue.

She lifted her top up and I was like, this is not good, I need to leave and I called my mum. Yeah, I need my daughter to start dating a guy like you. Dan is still learning. She's a bit younger, hopefully. Dan's still learning the birds and the bees. I've got his Google history next. Oh my god.

And it looks like he's still trying to catch up. I've got a kid, so hopefully I know what the birds and the bees are. I don't know. Appreciate your calls and texts on that, guys. It looks like he's still trying to catch up. I've got a kid, so hopefully I know what the birds are the bees. I don't know. I appreciate your calls and texts on that guys. Especially the ones who have gone before, myself, Meg and Dan. Something we've all got to look forward to and navigate.

So we appreciate your advice on that one. 11. I remember running up that driveway in BFB because I was so scared I forgot my jandals. My mum was like, where's your jandals? I was like, drive. Stop it. Leave him. Clint, Meg's your jandals? I was like, dry. Stop it. Dry.

Leave him. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's get into it. It's our favourite thing to do. What's in Dan's Google history? Is it sexy? Is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery?

Or is it something you would dare? All right, Danny boy. Dan's Google history. What's he been searching the last week? Yeah, I get to go through. It's been a while since I've done this which makes me nervous. His phone. Um, it's funny because this morning I did a scandal story about Dakota Johnson and Chris Mardam breaking up and off here we even talked about it and you were like is it Megan and

Harry I've heard rumours, I've heard rumours that Megan and Harry are breaking up right? Remember saying that to me this morning? I've seen it for the last week, there's stuff popping up. And I know it's because I Googled it before. Yes, Dad, you literally Googled Meghan Markle goss and Meghan Markle is a bitch. Mm. Pfft. That's not gonna bring anything up.

And that's not gonna bring anything positive up. There's a whole Reddit thread about people that have had interactions with her. Where they're like, oh, she came into my restaurant, she was a cow to me. When you're feeling a bit low, you're like, oh, God, have a Google. It's always being updated, that's why.

Okay. Um, not a good week though for Dan, so I don't know if he needed that as a pick me up, Clint, because he Googled Dan Webby five times this week, so just himself. He even Googled full name at one point, and then... Oh, I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh. And then Googled confidence slump. Oh no! Poor thing. And she's brought it on air now.

What's going on with your confidence? So the reason why I was doing the Dan Webby is because my name is Keeun. Because obviously I was going to change it to Kevin Longstorry for the radio and I misspelled it in the application now. My middle name is Daniel James Castle Keeun Webby. Yeah. And now I'm traveling in a couple of weeks time and my passport still has my old name. So now I've got to pay $300 to get it renewed to include Keeun. But why? So you did find out, why did you need to Google Dan Webby five times? Because I wanted to see if there was any evidence online of the Keeun. There's not, thank god.

Okay and then why did you Google confidence slump? Because I'm a bit depressed at the moment, and she's brought that out on air. Okay, that's got nothing to do with the passport. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was just like, yesterday I was like, I'm just feeling, why am I feeling down? Like, you know, everybody has a down day.

Yeah, I get that. Everybody has a down day, and I just was like, oh, why am I feeling down? And I Googled it, and there's such thing as a confidence slump, where it's like- And also it comes in, it's in winter, you can get SAD, which is seasonal affected depressive disorder. I know this is supposed to be a fun bit,

the Google history and stuff. Oh, have I brought it down a bit? No, just to pause it for a second. I know we give Dan a lot of crap, but we, but I find that strange that you lack confidence, because you're one of the most outwardly confident people that I know. You're very handsome, naturally. And you're very, very talented. I think you're one of the most outwardly confident people that I know. You're very handsome naturally. And you're very very

talented I think you're the best thing to have into the show in a very very very long time. I think everybody goes through these sort of things every now and then don't they? Where you go you sort of have this thing where I'm like why am I feeling down? I actually think because I googled it and I think it was because I haven't been going to the gym you know how like, Oh yeah. Yeah, me wants to move on to some other funny stuff. Should I google it? I don't know.

Well let's do some funny stuff and then off you, well what's, I don't know where to go from here. Let's make the only way to do it as a hard 180. No, come on. There's no point just doing a slight via to the right. Let's just rip it 180 and go the other way. Give me one more.

Go on, go on, hit me. Well in a row you googled lesbians, smart but comfortable clothing, and then women's stockings twice. See, I was trying to pick me up. Oh my, okay, and I've got, I've got. That wasn't straight after I was Googling it. Confidence, like, can I just say, that was at least a couple of days before.

Again, I play for you. My favourite chat when Dan was talking about lesbians from probably a year or two back. I had a dream last night where I was me and two twins. Oh yeah, you saw double sets of boobs. It's one of the first sexual dreams I've had ever. Wow, alright. And I went straight to the top twins, you know. Oh gross, gross.

Oh I thought you had a sex dream about a couple of hotties. You had a sex dream about a couple of senior citizens. I think I was just trying to find that again. And that's picked me up again. Out of my slump, here we go. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow.

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