The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Clint's Birthday!!

Episode Date: April 27, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan in this entertaining episode as they celebrate Clint's 40th birthday with surprise messages, fun giveaways of Clint's favorite things, and unique birthday gifts. The team also dives into a hilarious discussion about putting together their own band, with each member practicing their assigned instruments over the holidays. They use ChatGPT to review their band's practice sessions, resulting in some brutally honest and funny feedback. Plus, find out the latest in celebrity news and enjoy a comedic recounting of Dan's stand-up comedy gig. Tune in for laughs, surprises, and a whole lot of fun! 00:00 Introduction and Welcome Back01:55 Clint's Birthday Celebrations04:34 Band Formation and Practice14:33 Subway Order Mystery31:01 Jojo Siwa Breakup Drama40:30 Venomous Snakes in New Zealand45:27 Coincidence Stories48:03 Clint's Birthday Celebrations52:41 Starting a Band with No Experience01:03:08 Dan's Stand-Up Comedy Gig01:08:48 Taylor Swift Tribute Act01:13:38 Clint's Birthday Messages and Gifts

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. As the nation slowly wakes up from their slumber, these three have been awake for hours, crafting their finest content, preparing the latest in music and celeb news.

Restocking the prize cupboard. And sharpening their wit. And now, they're ready. Put down your coffee. Fasten your seatbelt. And turn up your radio. Because it's time for Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning.

Morning, morning, morning. Brand new intros after the holiday. Oh, man. We're back, baby. Tiny little, like, three days off. Yeah. Obviously with all the other, you know, steps. Yeah, everybody else got those off as well.

So we took three days leave. Yeah. I feel well-rested. Clint's turned. Yeah. I feel well-rested. Clint's turned another age. You feel well-rested? Yeah, I'm well-rested, man. Incredible. Oh, God, I slept.

Did you actually? Oh, yeah. Yeah. My one day, I slept for so long, my back hurt. I was vertical basically the whole time. I was in bed, so I was like, man, my back's sore. And my wife goes, yeah, because you've probably been in bed like 11 hours. Horizontal.

What's the one where you lay down? Yeah, horizontal. Yeah, I was horizontal. What about you? You're all back from your sleep, man. Oh, my God. No, what if I'm dead? This is not.

I had a sick head over the, like, three days that we had his actual leave. And outside of that, I don't think I got an extra maybe 40 minutes. She was up at, like, 5 a.m. every morning anyway. Oh, God. She's had a week off. She's still whinging. Oh. No, I just thought you had,

I thought your kids were the same. Did your kids sleep, Dan? Yeah, he did. Oh, it was amazing. Oh, damn it. Yeah, he was horizontal. Happy for you. Yeah, it was a great time.

Anyway, we're back now. Yeah, we're back, baby. It's Clint's birthday. Yeah. Yeah. Horrible hat song. It's a birthday jacket. There it is. There it is. Clint's birthday jacket. There it is.

There it is. Clint's birthday today. And it's going to be a day of celebrations. It started a bit miserable because we've got a front door here and then there's also a back door. And my swipe card didn't work on the back door. So I thought of all the days to be allowed in the back door, I would have thought it would have been my birthday.

He's made that joke three or four times this morning. Only once to you, Meg. Once to you, Dan. And now once to people listening. Dan got it the first time. So Dan's heard it three times. Meg's only heard it twice. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, dear. Happy birthday, Clint. Yeah. And I'm a little bit pissed off because Meg's come in with a bit of a bombshell saying that she's purchased you a gift. And we never talked about gifts. Okay. I'm a little bit pissed off because Meg's come in with a bit of a bombshell saying that she's purchased you a gift. And we never talked about gifts. Okay, I'm sorry.

He is my friend, like outside of radio, and it's his 40th birthday. Don't you blow your own trumpet. Of course I'm getting him a gift. This is probably the most effort I've put into a gift ever, in fact, apart from my husband. I never buy presents for my friends. That's on you. I'm a present giver. There he goes. Well, can I just tell me's on you. I'm a present giver. There it goes.

Well, can I just tell me how much you paid and I'll give you half of what my name on the card. Can I just buy it on your gift? Because now I look like a friend. I actually am broke, so part of me is now kind of keen on that idea. No, I'm the principal, Meg. No.

It's the principal. I'll give you 30 bucks towards it. 30 bucks? Actually, you know what, Meg? You know what'll happen? He'll give you half the money, so it didn't cost you as much, but deep down, I'll still know that you did it all of the way. I know, so that's why I'm kind of into it.

But if he did that, we did this behind the scenes, I'd be... Cliff, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to buy a goat for an African family for you. That's nice. I'll do that, because you've got everything. Yeah, but I already bought... He doesn't have what I've got him. Do you buy him an actual goat?

Oh, shit. Dan, don't give it away. That's supposed to go to the African family. Dan. It's going to cost me so much to ship it over. It's actually more of an inconvenience now. You don't need to mow your lawns anymore, though, so win-win. It's AstroTurf, that poor goat.

He's got fake horns. He's the worst person to ever go. God. The worst person I've ever got. He's going to die after 10 minutes. What happened? He just ate too much plastic. All the rubber balls, I think,

they just choked him eventually. The guy would be like, I wish I went to Africa. Poor thing. Oh, well. There you go. Yeah. I must say, though,

yeah, very, very big birthday for you, Clint. Yeah. And I'll go out this afternoon and get you something. I can get for 30 bucks. 75 cents for every year I've been alive. Thank you, Dan. Oh, you're welcome.

You're welcome. Okay, hey, it's going to be a fun show. The band's back together. Literally. We used to say that metaphorically, but we are putting together a band. We're going to go through some band names back together. Literally. We used to say that metaphorically, but we are putting together a band. We're going to go through some band names at seven. We're going to get ChatGBT to review our progress after eight.

Yeah, I've been practising the whole holidays and I must say, I'm loving it. Like genuinely love playing the guitar and I've tried so many times before, undiagnosed with ADHD. Now I've been diagnosed and I'm taking Ritalin. It's like a superpower.

Between us, Dan, Clint hasn't sent us anything. He hasn't talked about it. Me and you have been talking quite a bit in the holiday. He could either be like John Mayer level or absolutely shocking.

I don't know which one it is but I don't think he's been practicing. Do you know what I will say? There are times where I'm just like, oh, God, absolutely nailed that. And then I'll play it again, and it's like I gave the guitar to a child. It's like the consistency for me is unbelievably all over the place. I might get a guitar lesson for his birthday. So I know how to do it, and I'll do it.

A guitar lesson. Can you get a guitar lesson for $30? Probably not. No. Not a good one. lesson for $30? Probably not. No. Not a good one. Not a good one. All right. Well, we'll talk more about this after seven.

If you do have a name suggestion for the band, get it in nice and early. 3343, flick us a text. And I do see your birthday text. I really appreciate that as well. Thank you, guys. We're pinging those one through. Someone's already suggested the Pooh Fighters.

That's a good one. That's a nice one. Yeah, that sort of suits us in a way. White Sabbath, probably not. That's not. I'm going to veto that one early. White Sabbath. I love that.

All right, scandals coming up next. What's been going on while we've been away, Meg? I've been completely unplugged. It's been, it's actually been pretty light. The things that you would have missed is that Lorde released a huge song, Jojo Siwa, Chained It On A Girlfriend. Outside of that,

there's been a photo gone viral of Harry Styles' legs. Would we like that one? Mmm. It's not really much you can talk about though, is there? I can show you it.

Is he rocking a shaved or a? I think it's shaved. Oh, okay. Someone's interested. I want to hear more. See where we land next. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Scandal with Meg. Harry Styles' legs kind of breaking the internet Someone's interested. I want to hear more. See where we land next. Harry Styles' legs are kind of breaking the internet at the moment.

So he has been seen and spotted. The only times we've seen Harry over the past few months is running. He's been doing a lot of marathons, running, running clubs. I was saying that to my wife Hannah the other day. I was like, he's always just doing fitness. He's always running. And I think, I mean, I don't know, clearly, but it must just be really freeing

for him to work through a lot of stuff. People use it as a bit of therapy, don't they, running? Yeah, they do. I do. I don't do it for fitness. I do it for like mental health. I sort of imagine it when I'm running that I'm running away from my issues. And they're sort of chasing me down the road. You've been running all day.

I had a friend just yesterday say to me that she has one of those ultra-marathon sort of runners. And they have to really prepare themselves mentally for these long runs because you're so alone with your thoughts. And so you have to really... Yeah, my problem is my issues are fitter than me. They always end up catching me. They always win.

Well, here is the photo of Harry's legs. He's checking into a hotel and he's looking very 80s. Clint, I thought you could try and pull off this look maybe now that you're... Oh, very like short red shorts. Oh my goodness me.

Like 80s. He almost looks like Princess Diana from behind. Yeah, is that a compliment? He's got like almost like white New Balance shoes with like white tube socks. And then... He's got like almost like white New Balance shoes with like white tube socks and then he's got runner's legs,

eh? Those are runner's legs. And he's got like a satchel over like a white hoodie. Yeah. But it's hoodie and white run shorts.

Photo out of the 80s I thought. Those are like, they're not the running shorts I normally see people in. They're like kind of 80s style. You know,

yeah, the ones where they come up really high at the sides and you're like, nobody needs them to come up that high. Raincoat material. If you want to see it, legs to three, three, four, three.

I'll send it back to you. One of the comments says, love that in a twink. What does that mean? Well, I think people are saying that he's standing, which is a really terrible thing to judge, but they say he's standing like a twink would,

which is a person who is gay. Right. I thought it was just something you used to get rid of a mistake on a piece of paper. But Harry, yeah, wide out. Harry's not gay though, is he? He hasn't come out with his sexuality, but there are a lot of stories that he might be bisexual. But he's never been with a guy publicly.

Not publicly. Yeah. But then how has he ever been with a guy, even if he's been with him privately? If he's never been publicly, none of us have ever seen it. It's because he's done a lot of, like, words around interviews where he's like, I don't feel like I need to disclose my sexuality instead of just saying I'm straight. You know, little things like that.

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La Quinta. Don't do the accent though. Right. Yeah. Oh, damn. Unless it needs the accent. We don't know. La Quinta Parnell.

You've done enough mentions. They're all wrong. Yeah. I think somewhere amongst the 10 you did, you got the right ones at least. I think if you're saying it wrong, stop saying it. Okay, cool. Coming up next on the show,

we'll take a quick little break and then out of the back of the headlines, we'll play Lorde's brand new song, What Was That? How long has it been out for now? Three days. Friday, yeah. Yeah, three or four days. And it's, I must say, I love it.

Do you love it, Meg? Yeah, I do. To me, it's not as big a hit as Greenlight was, but I'm also wrong on that because it is a bigger hit than Greenlight. Yeah, yeah, we'll go through some of the stats and what it's already doing in the charts. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go.

Lord, what was that on the edge? Brand new music only dropped on Friday. Might be the first time you've ever heard that one. And it is already number five in the Spotify Global Daily Streams, number two in New Zealand. And what are Clint Randall's official thoughts? You were kind of talking throughout it. Did you get a good listen?

Yeah, well, you guys were mostly. I googled some. I actually had the lyrics that I was reading through as well. Oh, yeah? What line? What line? There was something about like a cigarette. I was trying to work out what Dan was referring to me.

Something about like kissed for hours. There's a naughty line where she admits to doing drugs, which I didn't think that she should probably do in a song. But that's cool though, isn't it? You know, that she... Is it cool to lie? Or is it cool to admit that you've actually... Because she said that she's done it before,

but she's remembering back. I know why he's saying this. I went to his comedy set over the weekend. Clinton, he admits he did a drug once. Oh, no. So all of a sudden, it's okay, that Lord. Nothing at all. It was one.

And I will say, don't do them because it was a mistake. Okay, so don't. What is the statute of limitations? What is the amount of time that has to pass before you're allowed to talk about doing something bad and still not getting in trouble for it? And I was peer pressured into it. Never be peer pressured into doing anything in your life.

That's another lesson, okay? Never hang out with me. It was me that peer pressured me as well. The statute of limitations, I wonder what that is legally versus what that is for your parents. Like, Mum, that was like 10 years ago. Oh, it doesn't matter.

Parents don't give a crap. I don't think my mum Jules would really care. Like, if I came home and I was like 10 years ago oh it doesn't matter parents don't give a crap I think my mum Jules would really care like if I came home and I was like she'd be like just don't just do it safely

really yeah I would parent my mum I was very much not in a bad way but stay away from drugs so I haven't touched them good on you

thank you good on you yeah I think Lorde hasn't either she's just admitting that she did it once and she's never done it again. Oh, she could have just looked up what it was like to do it

and then just run that in. She talks a lot about it in terms of what happens with her pupils and how long she kissed for. You can Google that stuff though, Clint. You can just Google it. That's true. And I'd suggest that that's what Lorde did. Our Lorde.

Well, yeah, she's back at the number one spot on the US Billboard Hot 100. She was, she's the first Kiwi to do it since doing it with this song. But do you know who the first Kiwis to ever do it were? A group. Oh. Was this an international hit? Yeah.

I Stole My Car wasn't. When they just stole my car. That was a remix. The How Bizarre was. The How Bizarre. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's an iconic song, isn't it? Yeah.

So only OMC and Lorde, if you ever get on The Chase. Wow, really? The Kiwi acts who have ever made it to the number one spot on the US Billboard Hot 100. So doing very well. I know it generally would do well because it's a new song from Lorde. In the first few days everyone's listening to have a listen

and check it out. It's whether she stays there I think over the next two or three weeks will determine the success of that. You know what I think makes Lorde so cool as well? Because I'll put my hand on my heart and say that I actually thought she was done. Really? I thought that she was kind of, she'd left it too long

and stuff, but I was very wrong. Yeah. But I think what makes her cool is she seems like she doesn't really care what people think of her. And I think that's such a key

to be successful is don't give a F what people think about you. I think she also genuinely doesn't care. There are some people that try to look like they don't actually care.

Yeah, no, she genuinely doesn't care. Yeah, I think she doesn't care. Yeah, she's so like to look like they don't actually care. Yeah, no, she genuinely doesn't care. Yeah, I think she doesn't care. Yeah, she's so, like, and she just... But you have to care somewhat to be successful. You have to.

I mean, I think she was a bit hurt that the last album was a flop. But she's so herself. Like, she did that concert that was in New York and all those people showed up. And she's just, like, grooving around, dancing,

like, miming to her music. Anybody else that does that, you'd cringe. You'd go, oh God, what a loser. She's just dancing in front of all these people. But for some reason, when she does it, it's cool. Alicia Keys did that one time. I went and saw her and she was singing her own songs

and dancing to them and I... You cringed? I'm sorry. No, I did. I was like, wow, you back yourself. And then you've got people that don't care too much and they could afford to care a little bit. Like you, Clint.

Yeah. I was going to say, chap, all right. Can you imagine if Clint released a song? Clint's sitting on a piano grooving out to it. I would cringe. I'd fall into a hole. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. Subway.

Eat. Hey. Yeah, okay, I went to Subway over the holiday. This is the story I'm bringing back, boys. But it was fascinating to me. This is my sort of thing that really gets stuck in my head that I found really interesting

and I think you will too. There is a woman in front of me who made her order and I haven't been able to forget about it or stop thinking about it. Clearly, because she's talking about it on national radio.

Yeah, a week later. She ordered a sub and I'll tell you the bread. It was Italian herbs. The best one. I mean, if you're not choosing Italian herb and cheese what's wrong with you?

I don't know why anyone gets the six inch like it's like two bucks more to get like the full sandwich is it? no it's not it's like double the price nah I think they make it

so it's like you may as well even if you're not hungry you may as well because it's only like maybe it's three oh maybe it's four or five dollars more maybe it's ten dollars more

wouldn't it be nice to just make as well five dollars eh? it must be nice I think it's only like, maybe it's three. Oh, maybe it's four or five dollars more. Maybe it's ten dollars. Wouldn't it be nice if you just made as well five dollars, eh? It must be nice. I think it's like nine bucks for a six inch or you'd be like 13 for the full. So it's like less than half for twice as much. It's like having a Mazda and going, I may as well have bought a Mercedes.

You know, spend the extra 10,000. A few more dollars. Yeah, yeah, extra. So this woman here to me got a six-inch Italian herbs and cheese, and she only got three ingredients. And that's out of all the vegetables, all the meats, and all the sauces. And I... So you're including sauces and ingredients?

Yes. Now, can I have a question, and this will help me answer? Okay. Describe the woman. No. Come on. Okay, but wait, we don't know the question this year. Because I want to know if she's a bit of a heathen. What were the three ingredients? No. Come on. Okay, but wait, we don't know the question as yet,

because I want to know if she's a bit of a heathen. What were the three ingredients in her sandwiches? She was honestly a completely normal-looking woman, to the point that

it's hard to even remember what she looked like. Brunette, bit like healthy, bit like me. No, no, no, Brunette. Did she look healthy? Meg, no, no, no, no. Did Bruni... Did she look healthy?

Meg, no, no, no. Okay, so now I'm leaning towards three cheeses. No, no, no. I mean, no, no, no. She looked completely healthy. I mean, you couldn't point her out in a crowd. Completely average. Okay. Average size, average everything woman.

Okay. Nothing about her stood out to be like, ooh, I'm interested to see what her sandwich might be. What was she wearing? Ballpark. It would have been jeans and a top. It was almost like she was a character out of a game that was just a background character. Oh, okay.

And I wasn't paying attention to her order because she didn't look quirky. How specific? Do I need the smoked cheese? Or can I just get cheese? No, no, no. I need exactly the order. Did she get any sauces?

I'm not telling you anything else. So you're counting sauces as an ingredient? Yeah. Sauces, vegetables and meats. Everything you can get in a sub is counted. Okay. Okay. How long are we going to play this game?

Because I reckon... How many different variations are there? 2,300. Okay, so we could be playing for at least seven years. Okay, so you've worked out how many ingredients there are and you've timed them by...

Yeah. Yeah. That's some maths. By what? I don't know. I asked you at GBT. Leave me alone. Take your guess.

I'm going to go... You don't go without lettuce. So I'm going to go lettuce. Well, you can skip lettuce. She's got to have some greenery in there and lettuce is the least offensive of all the greenery. So I go lettuce. I'm not going greenery. And I'm putting to go lettuce. Well, you can skip lettuce. She's got to have some greenery in there, and lettuce is the least offensive of all the greenery. So I go lettuce.

I'm not going greenery. And I'm putting a meat in there, so I'm going to go lettuce, salami, because that's one of the cheapest, and I'm going to go a sauce barbecue. Lettuce. That's correct. Can you tell us who's closest out of Dan and I?

I want to keep playing this forever. Southwest sauce, because that's like the best sauce. It's a good sauce. I think So I want to keep playing this forever. Southwest sauce. Because everyone, that's like the best sauce. It's a good sauce. I think you go there, I think you go to Subway for that sauce because you can't get anywhere else.

Southwest sauce. Barbecue sauce. I don't think I'll be there. Two sauces. He's got two sauces. That is a great sauce. It's got to stand out next to when did this happen, Meg?

Me too. Last week. Yeah, she's still thinking about it. Yeah, I know, but two sauces is unbelievably weird. I almost want to go three sauces. Really?

Just the saucy bread. No. I'm fighting against everything to not just do another sauce. Honey mustard. Okay,

so we've got Southwest BBQ and Southwest BBQ. I love how serious he's taking it and the salami oh so he's gone away

with the three sauces man was shocked by two sauces I was like no angry that's not not her Stacey's guest

cheese ham and tomato sauce no Stacey I feel like I'd forget about that that would be a normal order and you were saying

three different ingredients. They didn't go just three times salami. It could be three times salami. I mean, have you got to give us something? Why? This could go on forever. Yeah, because then I think it would be even more than 2,000 possible choices, wouldn't it? True.

It was just one of each. Far out. Now I want to try a three-sauce Subway. It's exciting news. Slightly more exciting. We're doing the Subway. It's exciting news. Slightly more exciting. We're doing the Subway guessing game. There was a woman

in front of me over the holidays that had a Subway order that has kept me up at night. Three ingredients only. I think you've got insomnia. If that's keeping you up at night. I actually do have

pregnancy insomnia so it's probably more that. Yeah, it's probably more that. But I have texted the boss and he said we could get some money involved with this. Okay, so far Meg has committed to buying something from the vending machine.

I'll throw in a double pass to our must-see movie Thunderbolts, Marvel Studios' Thunderbolts and Cinemas Thursday. Cash from the boss? What are you throwing in? He said the boss is pitching money for this. Think of all the amazing ideas we've come up with and he hasn't coughed up nothing for me. And then Meg shits this out.

I think it's because he knows there's 2,300 opportunities. Yes, he's like, there's no way. Michaela, you have oh, no, you've got feedback for us. Well, it's like you guys have been away for how long and is this

the most riveting content you can come up with? Well, what's your guess though, Michaela? Yeah, if you had to guess. If you picked three ingredients. Oh, God. Cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise. Oh, you're really thinking about that first one, eh?

Now who's playing along? Cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise. Oh, okay. Wait, is that close? Well, I can only confirm that it's incorrect. Okay, Michaela, here's how the game is going to work because you're not going to love this. We've just started off here.

We're going to play this game every day. But Meg has to say the end of each day, so at the end of this bit, before seven, which caller was the closest, but she won't say why. And then we'll keep going until eventually we crack the code. Now, remember, we do need the type of cheese too. Okay. Thank you, Michaela.

Oh, do you know what she's done there? She's given away a clue. There was a cheese. Yeah, there was a cheese. Casey, why don't you guess? Hi. Hello. I guess chicken fillet, cheese, and mayo.

But what sort of cheese? We need a specific cheese. Well, originally I was thinking smoked, but I think that's a bit too complicated. So we'll go cheddar. Okay. Chicken fillet, cheddar and mayo. I love she's getting into the mind of this person.

I love it. I love it, Casey. That is incorrect. I am sorry, Casey. I just think if you're only going to have three items, they would be quite specific. Yes. Otherwise you're the type of person going,

I don't care, just cheddar, whatever. But then on the flip side, Clint, if someone to have three items, they would be quite specific. Yes. Otherwise, you're the type of person going, I don't care, just cheddar, whatever. But then on the flip side, Clint, if someone's getting three ingredients, I think their standards are pretty low. Yeah, maybe. It's so hard to get into the mind of them. Gemma, three ingredients in this woman's sub, what were they? Okay, now that I know cheese is in there, I'm going to go gherkins, peppers, and mozzarella.

No, that is incorrect. Oh, Gemma, she thought about yours. She thought about yours. So who's closer? We've had three callers on and also Clinton and I's guesses. Final one is Michelle. Michelle, what are your three ingredients? And then I'll give the closest.

Kia ora. I'm going to do the same thing and change one of my final options to a cheese. But my guess was like pregnancy craving, right? So like olives, pickles, and maybe like Swiss cheese. Okay. I love how much people are putting into this. Olives, pickles, and Swiss cheese. Who's closest?

The person that was closest this morning and wins nothing was Gemma. Gemma. Okay, so Gemma. Go back to Gemma. What did she guess because she changed hers? What did. Or is Gemma? Gemma. Okay, so Gemma. Wait, go back to Gemma. What did she guess because she changed hers? What did you guess, Gemma? Gherkins.

Gherkins, peppers, and mozzarella. Gherkins, peppers, and mozzarella. And you're... Gherkins and pickles. You're the closest. So this game will be back tomorrow at the same time. Will it, though? And Sam...

Will it? Michaela would choose otherwise. You know what else I like is that maybe every day the price gets bigger. It'll be like the world's biggest radio price for the most random thing.

Can I just say, like, we've done some phone topics before and we've struggled for callers. You know, we ask great questions. What's the weird thing, you know, that's in your freezer? This, I'm inundated.

I'm like, there are too many calls. It's like the biggest thing we've ever done. You're lying though there, there's only two. I will say though, it's captured the minds of a nation. And I think if we could get Subway on board, that's when... Well, why are they going to pay?

They're already getting the chat for free now. I'm already playing the G. Subway! Let's get Jared on. Oh no, he's cancelled. They're already getting this chap for free now. I'm already playing the jingle now. Have a way. Eat. Hey. Let's get Jared on. Oh, no, he's cancelled. No, no, no. That might be why they stopped paying him.

Don't mention him. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky B. Now, if you've ever wondered if you and your mates could actually throw together a band and sound half decent, we're about to find out if that's actually true or not over the next few weeks. We don't have, well, we have very limited musical experience and we've decided to throw together a band

and see how hard it is. Yeah, and it's hard. It is tricky. I mean, I've been practising. I know you have, Meg, over the holidays. Yeah, I have. I've practised every day. Yeah.

I mean, it's a commitment. This is the biggest, I think, the biggest challenge we've ever done on the show. We've done some stuff before. I would agree. And the thing, the only hope that I have for us being able to do this is that I know

we all try really hard. We all try hard. We are. We are. We don't like letting other people down, which means I don't mind working that hard

and practicing that much because I know you two will be doing that. Eh, Clint? Yes. Yeah, actually. That sounds like a question, not confirmation of what she said.

And I think the three of us are very competitive and don't want to be the shittest in the band. No, I do not, because I know, God, how much fun you two would have if I was the shittest. We don't want to be the Ringo, you know? Do you know what's annoyed me, though? Because, like, I realise I want to look cool doing it, but if you want to sound good,

it's like it's really hard to look cool and sound good. To the point where I've realised I like my guitar strapped very tight. I like my guitar very tight. It's the tightest it goes. It's like the kid's size.

I know. I struggled to get into it because I've got to go sideways and squeeze my head in. You can't look cool squeezing into it. That's going to pull your wig off because I know you want to wear a wig. He's going to come on stage and the guitar tech will hand him his mic

and his wig will go poof straight off. The higher the guitar is to my face, the easier it is to see what I'm doing with my fingers. But it doesn't look that cool. God, you need glasses. I thought you got laser eye surgery. The fact that you need the guitar that hard to see what you're doing. When I'm wearing it round my hips or my knees,

it's like it looks good. Jesus. There's a middle ground, Kurt. There's a middle ground. You. There's a middle ground. You don't have to have it at the knees. I'm dying. Imagine if he came on stage and it was at his knees, Dan. Okay, well, Dan said to me off here, Meg,

he goes, oh, I need about five minutes of practice before I play anything, which means we're going to, please welcome to the stage, Clint, Meg and Dan. And then he's going to be like playing for five minutes and we're like this isn't it this isn't it

I'll just tell the sound guy the sound guy don't turn my like sound on for five minutes into the song so we did actually go out over the holidays

and try on some potential looks which I don't think probably any of them are going to stick but we're getting a video out later today so just look at that

because you need a look for a band. You know, you name a band, they have a look. We had three completely different visions when we all came together. I will say this, a little peek behind the curtain. Meg tried on a costume, and you know, we're like... It was like I'd found my sister hot for once.

It's so funny. Because I honestly thought it was one of the ugliest looks I've ever done. And yet, do you know what's weird? Over the holidays, I noticed that my new phone screen when I call my husband is me in that outfit. I think Guy and I have awoken something in both of us. Oh, hopefully there's always been something awake in my husband if I'm being attractive.

We need a bad name and so we got you guys to send in some. Here are some options. Fetus, like weedus, but it's pregnant. Somebody said pregmeg in the eggs. Arctic flunkies.

Hurl jam. No direction. Oh, I like no direction. No direction. Yeah, but it's quite, yeah. It's a little bit homage to a boy band. My chemical imbalance. White Sabbath. It's a bit homage to a boy band. My Chemical Imbalance.

White Sabbath. That's my favourite. Well, it's yours, Dan. You wrote that. Yeah, I know. That's why it's my favourite. It'd be weird if I liked someone else's more than mine. The Poo Fighters.

That's my favourite. Diar-rea-straight. I like that one. No. That's also Dan's. Yep. So bad. Diar-rea-straight. ZZ Flop. System of a Clown instead of System of a Down. I didn I like that one No That's also Dan's Yep So bad Diarhea

ZZ flop System of a clown Instead of system of a down I don't like that one That's my husband's The shite stripes The smashing pumpkins Featuring Clinton Dan

I don't know if that's a gag On my Oh yeah Because you smashed No you smashed A giant pumpkin Because Remember you bought

A 50 kilo pumpkin Because you thought You could make pumpkin soup Out of it one time? Classic me going to her boobs again. Yeah. Just thinking it's all about her. Stinkibus.

I like that one. I like that one. Stinkibus. Stink 182. Your football team said Clint and the others. So that's probably Clint just logged in

on his football account. Ew. Clint. It was not. Oh, well, I don't know. Mount Albert Ponsonby, happened to write Clint and the others. What a weird thing for Clint to write.

Red Hot Stinky Poopers, Stink Floyd, Instink, Dodgy Dan and the Babymakers. Oh, why am I dodgy to the other two Babymakers? She Had the Bed, DMC.

There's a lot of shit-based ones, eh? Yeah, there are. Yeah, that's what happens when Meg's on a band with you. Mental Alica, Mentalica, The Tryhards, The Edging Queens. Yeah, none of them all. No, I mean, okay. Let's have some proper, like, thought into this, and we'll reconvene, and we'll sort of land on a name,

because we keep talking about the band. I think it needs a name. Okay. It needs a name, and I think it needs a name. Mm. Okay. It needs a name and I think it needs a bit of credibility. Maybe why don't we all come back tomorrow with one name each that we like? Okay.

Mm-hmm. And we all get one veto. Yep. Okay. I like that. So we still might be nowhere tomorrow if we all come up with a name and we all use our veto.

Hanon's just texted her saying, Dan and Meg need to start growing mullets now if you're going to do this band and look cooler than Clint. Otherwise, you two are screwed. What does that even mean? Thanks, Hannah. That if we don't do something with our looks, Meg,

we'll never be as cool as Clint. I think we've always known that. We've always known that. It's not surprising to me. You can wear a wig, too. I'm going to wear a wig. That's going to be my thing. I'm going to wear a different wig each time.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, it's Clint's birthday today. He's 40 years old, if you haven't heard. And we got some messages for you, Clint, from your friends and family. Clint Randall, happy birthday, brother. It's Mitch here. It's James. I watched you play football on the weekend and you didn't score any goals,

but you've scored a goal in my heart always. Love you, brother. Have a great day. And I will see you very, very shortly. That is of no doubt. Have a beauty, brother. Peace. Yeah, so they're on the sideline.

Did he come and watch you play? Yeah, he's become friends with some of the lads in our football team. He didn't stick around for a beer after. No. Yeah, but it's good to see him. Oh, so he didn't come just to purposely see you play. Nah. He knew someone else.

Oh, right. Yeah, he just happened to be there. Yeah. Yeah, well, he's friends with a few boys in the team. He's a popular guy, Mitch James. He is a popular guy. Jojo Siwa.

Oh, we've also got prizes for you to win. These guys have organised a bunch of prizes. Things supposedly that I love that you win. So we'll spin the wheel and you can win something as well

coming up in the next ten minutes. Already given away the teeth whitening kit so that's nice. Yeah, great. If you're wanting that you're going to be gutted. Jojo Siwa has called a quits with a girlfriend of three months.

Yeah, so she was dating somebody for three months, her girlfriend. She went into the Big Brother house in the UK version, I think. Yeah, it's the UK version. And throughout the Big Brother show, Chris Hughes from Love Island season three and Jojo got very, very close. Jojo is openly out as gay, as lesbian, and these two got very close. And it kind of made people go, huh, a few of those things feel like they're more intimate than maybe they would be between two friends.

But there's been kind of mixed messages because she is in a relationship and she's, you know, gay. In theory, not attracted to men at all. That's what being lesbian is obviously there are other spectrums and wavelengths that you can be like bisexual and pansexual and stuff but she has said that she is only into women so I sat there and was like well she's just touchy feely with a guy mate

I didn't think too much of it but they have broken up her and her girlfriend straight after the show which could have everything or nothing to do with that so she hasn't come out and said it's because of this relationship. No, but I think she has come out to say that she is now identifying more as queer than lesbian, which could change things and could not. I find Jojo Siwa, and this may be a popular opinion, intolerable.

Like, she's one of those people that I kind of go, why are you famous? Apart from being on that Dance Moms thing, I know, or whatever it was, she's kind of done nothing apart from release a crappy song and being on Big Brother. She's one of these people that's famous for being famous. Yeah. She was a really good dancer in Dance Moms, but that's it. I think it was the pivot from

going from kids' YouTube stuff to all of a sudden trying to be an R-rated Miley Cyrus. It was hard for people to adjust in such a short space of time. But now that's all she does is just do stuff to try and stay relevant, like breaking up with her girlfriend at the after party or going on Big Brother and like getting touchy-feely with some guy. Do you want to hear from her ex?

Yeah, let's hear from the ex and then let's hear from what Chris had to say as well since this has all come out. I don't even know where to begin um i'm filming this in a complete state of shock which i know is probably distressing and um it's probably giving go have a sleep but i honestly feel so numbed out right now and so disorientated that I feel like the only thing I have to do

to place this situation is to finally address it. Stop it now. We went on for about 13 minutes. So Chris I want to break up with her. Chris has said he's 32 and she's 21, by the way.

She's a 21-year-old lesbian, as far as he knows, and he's a 32-year-old man. He said, we're being kids. Jojo was a rock for me in the house. She was someone I can have fun with. Why would I not want to get on with people in the house if I'm spending time with a person that makes me feel like I'm at home outside of this, makes me feel happy and forget that we're filming, we're having fun. Of course I'm going to do that.

It's very normal. It's just a friendship which got stronger. Clint, I know you got along with your dance partner on Dancing with the Stars and some people said it was like too flirty and I always thought that was just Clint having a fun friendship with someone but it seemed because it was a guy and a girl.

I think because people are watching and then going, how would they react? But in a situation they've never also put themselves in before. So I think, like, you're right. You're in Big Brother, and I imagine you just have your favourites. And then you probably stick to them way more, and then you bro down really quick. It's like people in reality shows.

I remember I hosted a show, and there were people crying when people were being evicted from the island, and they'd only known them, like, three days. And I was like, what is going on? It's like a different sort of bond. They were like a day in like a reality TV show is like a week or a month in real life. That was how most of them described it.

Because I watched that. Whenever someone cries on TV after that and it's like some trivial thing like, oh, we've been together three days, you're my best friend in here. I go, oh my God, get a grip, you loser. And one person even called himself on the show and was like, oh my God, get a grip, you loser. And one person even called himself on the show and was like, oh my God,

I make fun of these people that are doing what I'm doing. So I had this out of body experience realising how stupid it was that they were crying that they were leaving a show they were on for three days.

But maybe that's it. Maybe it just is really intense. Yeah. And so their friendship is intense and we want to make out that it's more than that. Jojo Siwa, honestly,

if she can take a hike, I can't stand the wind. We'd love to know what made the breakup worse because in this situation, her partner flew all the way out to the wrap party and then got dumped the day after. So it felt like the timing of the breakup

made it so much worse and so much more public off the back of a celebration, right? Like, you don't dump them the day after the celebration. I mean, it's never a good time getting dumped, is it? But it can always be made worse by a certain collection of circumstances. Yeah. Why was the breakup so much worse than it could have been or should have been for you? Or them, if you did the breaking up and you're like, yeah, that was bad.

Maybe it was on holiday because you can't escape. You know, like you've hired hotel rooms and stuff. You're flying back on the same flight. True. Imagine that. You break up and you're like, we're going to have to sit together on the way home. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Just talking about Jojo. I see why I call out quits with her girlfriend. We want to know what made the breakup even worse. Flick us a text 3343 or give us a call. Clint's birthday today as well. 0800 THE EDGE. If you would like to win one of his favourite things, we're giving them away throughout the show.

Yeah, so if you ring through with something that you've, a story about breakups, you could win something. So here we go. I'm going to spin the wheel. Yeah, so if you ring through with something that you've, a story about breakups, you could win something. So here we go, I'm going to spin the wheel. Oh, are we doing it now? Yeah. How exciting. Okay, so this is what you could win. Number seven, Clint, is the envelope you need to open. So there was a teeth

whitening kit earlier this morning. Yeah, what else is Clint? Thanks very much. Open it a bit quicker if you could. Oh, a Musashi energy drink. Yeah, one of his favourite things. One of his favourite. Actually, yeah, I do need to grab one of those this morning. A few texts coming through on this as well.

When I was, of what made the breakup worse, when I was 27, my then-boyfriend broke up with me on the day before we were going to leave on a trip to Europe. I was literally thinking he was going to propose on the trip. How wrong was I? Oh, God, that'd be gutting. What if they still went on the trip together? wrong was I? God, that'd be gutting. What if they still went on the trip together?

He left it till last minute. It sounds like somebody just was like, I have to do it, I have to do it, otherwise it's going to be us and Europe together. When do you want to be broken up with though, Meg, if you're going on an overseas trip? On the trip or before? No, I would rather before, even though that sounds so awful. I would rather before. You don't want to ruin Paris for yourself, do you? You're over in Paris

and then you get dumped at the Eiffel Tower. Especially if the whole time you're thinking they're going to propose. Yeah, yeah. Just, how could you be so unaware of

the other person's feelings? Like, if you think they want to spend the rest of their life with you and they are desperately trying to get away from you. It'd be good to go

on the trip though because it'll sort of take your mind off it. So he's broken up with you, you're gutted for a day and then you leave on the trip and like, you just jag your way around Europe to get over it, you know? He broke up your mind off it. So he's broken up with you, you're gutted for a day and then you leave on the trip and you just shag your way

around Europe to get over it, you know? He broke up with me over... Sorry, Dan, would you shag

your way around Europe? Oh God, no. If you were a little bit more confident than I am. This text, what made the breakup

worse? He broke up with me over text after five years of dating. Oh, what a pig. Yeah,

that is pigish behaviour. He started dating my sister like a week after. That the same person? No, no, different person. Jesus, I was going to say, broke up with a text and then started dating the sister. You didn't have your family at that point.

Let's go to Mike. Hey, Mike, what made the breakup worse? So my ex-partner split up with me to go out with her best friend. But at the same time, we were also flashing together. Oh, no. So you could hear them through the wall. Nightmare.

So, yeah, I left pretty quick. Yeah, I can imagine. Good idea. God, that'd suck, right? God, you've got to have some respect. You've got to have some. What about Michelle? What made the bracket worse?

Hey, so my ex broke up with me via Facebook Messenger and then the next day biked to my house to pretend everything was fine. What did you say?

Were you like, what's going on? You broke up with me? They were just trying to talk to me like normal and I was just like, go away.

You broke up with me. What's going on? It was very confusing. How serious are we still taking the Facebook status, like in a relationship? It's complicated. You don't see that so much anymore.

I still don't think I'm in a relationship. I feel like Facebook's very Burma. Yeah, very much. It's not used very much anymore. Okay, yeah, so we're not really taking it for gospel. Yeah, that's fair. Okay. Can you still even change your status?

I wouldn't even know how to do it on Facebook. And Sherry, what made the breakup even worse? This is your sister. Yeah, they'd just gone to a, obviously, trip to Raro, and second day in, they just decided, oh, I actually don't want to be with you anymore after 15 years, and they had to spend the rest of the holiday and stay in my child room together and separated.

Wow. Oh, man. The timing's awful. Yeah, I mean, just, I'd do it before. Yeah, man. The timing's awful. Yeah, I mean, just, I'd do it before. Yeah, no, it's pretty rough. Break up before and just go.

Yeah, break up before. Even though it's awful, at least they can go on a nice holiday. Rip the band-aid. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, no, it's pretty cruel. Pretty cruel.

Very much so. Clint, who's getting a Musashi? We'll sort Mike out with a Musashi. Shiri. Oh, Shiri getting something else. Yeah. I want to spin the wheel.

Okay, Sherry. She is going to get number four. Four. Number four. I've got a whole bunch of them here. Okay, let's go. Tin of smelly chop-chop chicken. Oh, yeah.

It's Clint's favourite. I love it. Smelly. It is. It stinks. It is bizarre that it smells like fish, but it's chicken. It is odd. I think sometimes they get it mixed up. It's good protein. Put a bit It is. It stinks. It is bizarre that it smells like fish, but it's chicken. It is odd. I think sometimes they get it mixed up.

It's good protein. Put a bit of fish in there with the chicken. Coming up next, what you got there? It was one of the top stories around the country. Who knew New Zealand had native venomous snakes just cruising around the sand dunes? Sand dunes and beaches. Are you saying dunes or dunes?

You need to use last week. Maybe Mike can give his answer. I meant to say Jooms, and then I corrected myself and said Jooms again. Thank goodness, because it's with an N, not an M for Mary. Imagine if I found out today it wasn't Sandworms. And Jooms. Is it Jooms? It's Clint, Megan Danz.

Top story going around you today was the yellow-bellied black snake that was found in Omaha Beach just north of Auckland. And it's a shocking story to read, little old New Zealand. We have nothing that'll kill us here, eh? Like, we're the safest place in the world in terms of venomous... Wild pigs. Yeah, wild pigs. But when have you ever seen a wild pig in New Zealand?

Why don't go to the bush? Exactly. So you can avoid them easily. Whereas in Australia, you could sit on the toilet and a spider bite you on the balls, you know? It's very much... What a way to go. If anyone did, Meg, if any of our friends,

we found out... It's Dan. Yeah, Dan. One of our friends got bitten on the nuts and died by a venomous... Daniel. Was he in Gold Coast? Yeah.

I thought he had a trip planned. Yeah. Okay. Classic you. Although, yeah, no, I'm just kidding. Okay, well, last night, our, Carl, was doing the most, and even late last night on a Sunday, he was chatting with one of the guys from DOC

and asking him about the snake so that we had a little bit more information about it and wanted to know, how did the snake even get here in the first place? They're up and around the tropics, right, and they come down to New Zealand from about, you know, our spring through to our autumn. And then they mooch around in our waters.

And, you know, like in the recent bad weather we've had, you know, they get a little bit tired, a little bit, you know, discombobulated. So then they'll come ashore. They get washed ashore. And, you know, they rest, recover on the beach. And then off they go again. So they swim from, like, Fiji to New Zealand? Crazy, eh? With no legs or arms.

That's shocking. Yeah, they slither. Yeah, but in the water. Well, come on. Oh, my God, try and swim with no legs or arms, Dan, in the water. Go to Clint's house. I think if we sent you to Fiji and Megan said swim back, you've got legs or arms, but you still couldn't do it. I still couldn't do it. I think it's house and I think if we sent you to Fiji and Megan said swim back, you've got legs or arms but you still

couldn't do it. I still couldn't do it. I think it's amazing. I think the one thing we all want to know is is it one-off or are we going to see more yellow belly black snakes across New Zealand beaches? There's four endemic species of sea snake to New Zealand right? So yeah, we should expect to see more of these.

You know, today I've had the one that I've reported or been reported to me, and then there was also one down in Hukatika as well that was reported recently this year. There was also one reported at Devonport. So, yeah, they do pop into our waters and onto our shorelines at this time of year.

Devonport's just down the road from me. Although, how often are you going to the beach and swimming these days, Dan? I sometimes go. You know what? Recently, in the last three years, I went to Goat Island, which is like a marine reserve, and a snapper, a small snapper, flew and swam into my trunks. Like, I was swimming with...

A fish swam into your trunks? Yes. And Dan would get bit on the balls. So, if I'd been a snake, I would be being bitten on the balls. So the fact that it's in Devonport, which is literally five minutes from my... You had a snapper swim into your trunk? Yeah, it was a small one. How can you tell us this?

That's information that you tell me and Glyn. But I wasn't, we were working together at that point. Oh, okay. Now you know, a snapper swim into my trunk. Is this something that we should all be worried about? No, so I've had conversations with people that have swum with them a snapper swim into my trunk. Is this something that we should all be worried about? No. So I've had conversations with people that have swum with them and they'll actually, like, swim up to you and sit in your hand.

They're curious. They're super curious. Oh, good. They're good, friendly little creatures. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't piss them off. What to do if you get bitten? I can't remember his name now, but he's an expert on this.

And he had a beautiful little quote and he goes, I would seek medical assistance. And I think that's very sound. Yeah, and supposedly a lot of hospitals do carry antivenom. Yeah, I think it's just because you think you get bitten by a snake, you just wouldn't know what to do in New Zealand. Obviously, you'd go to hospital, but it's nice to hear, stay calm, they've got some antivenom.

Thank you for doing that, Producer Carl. Yeah, no worries. There was actually one other question, because he was talking about venomous snakes, and I said, well, Clint Randall, whose birthday it is today, he's got one of the biggest snakes in broadcasting. And I wanted to know if it was just as dangerous, basically, as this one that he found.

And he wouldn't have answered it because he works for Doc, and he's not playing your immature games. He answered it. I would probably advise people of the same caution that we put out on our snakes is probably to stay away from it. The venom might be quite contagious. So that would be my advice. That's right, and if you do come across it, seek medical attention.

Absolutely, absolutely. Well, we'll pass that on to your wife, Jamie. Yeah, she needs a lot of medical attention. And good luck being blacklisted now by Doc Carlson. We can't use him for any other future chat. Yeah. He sounded like such a lovely guy. He wasn't and he turned on me.

Yeah. We love a coincidence on the show. In fact, every time something happens, I'm like, oh my God, that'd be great for Be That Coincidence. Yeah. It's my favourite segment. And I think we need to get a little bit more strict

with the coincidences. Because people call through with like, oh, I was born on the same day as my sister. And it's kind of like, no, it's just because your parents had sex on the same sort of day. I have told people's coincidences that they've told on the show,

like outside of the show to friends and family, about, oh my God, wait till we hear this story. It's incredible. Yeah, I love it. So if anything, it just gives you a story to tell at your next group gathering, okay? So this one, Meg, I think you'll both be pretty interested in this one. So a guy had his car stolen.

This is a story out of the UK. Right. And he had a Honda Civic Type R, which is like your boy racer crack. Okay. If you're a boy racer, you know a Honda Civic Type R, VTEC, baby. Okay. And so it was stolen. It was his pride and joy.

And it was never found. He obviously logged up with the and it was never found. The police, he obviously logged up with the police, they never found it and so he was kind of like, oh, I'm just going to have to buy a new one with the insurance money

that I've got and so he ended up purchasing an identical Honda Civic Type R, same colour and stuff and it was delivered. If it ain't fixed, don't broke it.

Yeah, yeah. That's not it. Yeah, yeah. We know what you mean. If it ain't fixed, don't break it. Sorry. If it's broken, don't fix it. If it ain't fixed, don't break it. Sorry. If it's broken, don't fix it.

If it ain't fixed, don't broke it. Sorry, Dan. The old saying. You've had 10 days later. Be better. Yeah, it ain't fixed, don't broke it. And so he went with that mantra and he purchased another one. The thing was, though, when he got into the car, it got delivered.

He said, oh, it's weird. It's got the same stereo as my old one. He turned it on and his phone connected to the Bluetooth. It was the car. So he had purchased it off the guy that stole it. What happened after that? Did he go, you stole my car? I don't know.

So I think he's tried to go through the police and, like, this guy is denied. And he said that he purchased it off someone else. And so there's, like, this big thing. Oh, the cheek, the cheek. But that's a coincidence, right? In the whole of the UK, he's purchased a Honda and it's just come back around and it's his car. Although it is the same area he lives in

and it would be in the same colour Honda. But it's still a coincidence. Oh, you don't like it when someone starts crapping on your coincidence. Yeah. Especially when she can't get sayings right. That's when it's still a coincidence. Oh, you don't like it when someone starts crapping on your coins a lot. Yeah. Especially when she can't get sayings right, Clint. That's when it's real kick in the guts. And also, Meg, like, the guy who's stolen it is looking for a buyer, and the guy who's just had a car stolen is looking to buy one.

If the sticks don't broke it, that's it. Okay, can you be that coincidence? If you've got a story like that, guys, you're going to absolutely love this. In Meg's opinion, you probably can because it's a shit one. If you haven't heard, it's also Clint's birthday today. He's 40. So big day today. We're doing a little spin the wheel that if you call up,

you could be winning one of his favourite things. And I think somebody's going to win something now, aren't they? Yeah, we're just upon a seven. So Clint, open number seven envelope if you can. So somebody's going to be winning this from, how do you beat that coincidence? Okay, number seven is... Lunch with Clint.

Oh, that's a good one. Isn't that my favourite thing, having lunch by myself? Yeah, well, we've never been invited to. No, your favourite thing is having lunch with people you've never met, isn't it? I love that. I actually do like hanging out with people and making friends in random places. Yeah, Clint is so good

at making friends, genuinely though. Yeah, he is. He's one of the best people. You put him with someone and he'll be friends with you. You can leave him with, he's a carefree friend

like that. If you take him to a party, you can leave him. There, yeah. And then we're fine. You'll go out to lunch with him, whoever wins this prize

and you'll end up having to make an excuse to leave. Otherwise, you'll just be stuck with them. You know Nathan and Gabby, who I met my very first job in radio, and they won like a wedding. They still live with my mother and father-in-law.

They've been living underneath their house for like 10 years. And that's just from one lunch date with them. Yeah. All right, beat that coincidence. You can call us 0800 the Edge. We've got Morgan. Hey, Morgan. Good morning. How are you?

Good. So what was the coincidence? So about 10 years ago, we had a builder working for my mum who ended up not completing the job and ripped her off of about $3,000 to $4,000. Pig, yeah. And driving through a neighbourhood, I found a stray dog wandering around and kind of followed it, what I thought was home, to this place and knocked on the door and asked if that was the person's dog. And lo and behold, it was the builder that answered the door.

So I handed the address. The scammer. Oh, my God. So he thought that he could get away with him just kind of blanking you guys and you don't know where he lives or anything. But no, no, no. His dog was like, he lives over him just kind of blanking you guys and you don't know where he lives or anything, but no, no, no. His dog was like, he lives over here. His dog's got a good conscience.

Snitch, eh? What a snitch. Yeah, completely random neighbourhood. Would have never found him otherwise. That's unbelievable. And so did you manage to get money back because of that situation that you found the address? In the end, I gave the address to my mum and she decided to let it go. It wasn't worth kind of the three grand.

You know what you could have done? You could have held the dog as, like, hostage until you got the money. Like some sort of taken. I did think that. I did think that. Because if he loves his dog, he'd give you the money. Hey, well, it was straight, though. Hey, Kelly.

Hi. Hi, what's your coincidence? My partner is a tradie, he's a plumber, and he accidentally left a handbrake off of his van and it rolled down the hill that we live in, smashed and got written off. So his boss sold it off to somebody and they went and took it away to Auckland and stuff like that. And so he got the old van and then when the old van blew up, he eventually, his boss went out

and was like, oh, just buy one same model. And he drove all the way up to Auckland to get it and turned out to be the exact same van that he had written off. And the guy had fixed it, it connected to his Bluetooth and everything about a year and a half later. So similar.

So he got his exact van back. And you can still see where all the writing was stuck on it. That's incredible. Oh my god. That is a good story. It kind of like weirdly makes me feel like some cars are connected to people like they need to be. Yeah, via Bluetooth. Yeah.

She's the front runner I reckon for Lunch with Clint. Can anyone beat it? Well, Corey actually just wanted to wish you a happy birthday I think. Oh, thanks, Corey. Were you the one that text Happy Birthday Cowboy? No, that wasn't me. I thought I'd written up and sent it over the radio. Oh, that's nice.

Unfortunately, you live in Nelson, Corey, so unless Clint can buy a flight down there and have lunch with you. Whoever did text Clint saying happy birthday cowboy, that's really made us mourn him. Just want you to know that behind the scenes. Someone text happy birthday cowboy, that's so cool. Have you seen that text? They really know me.

Wow. You are the least cowboy ever. You wouldn't know how to round up a cow. Who are you taking to lunch, Clint? I'm going to take... I think probably Kelly. Kelly, congratulations. Going to lunch with Clint.

Oh, that sounds good. It was my birthday not so long ago. And make sure you get the most expensive thing on the menu because Clint's shouting. Get the slow cooked beef or something. I would. We're starting a band

If you've ever wondered how easy that is For you and a few mates to join a band Without any musical experience We're about to find out over the next few weeks Well school kids do alright Like in high school I remember Every second person was in some sort of band So it can't be too hard

But then we've been practising by ourselves over the break Yeah In our spare time, in our holiday time we've been practicing by ourselves over the break. Yeah. In our spare time, in our holiday time, we've been practicing. I'm on drums, Dan's on rhythm guitar, and Clint's on electric. Is that right? Lead guitar, Clint's on lead. Lead guitar.

You're both on electric guitar, sorry. And then producer Nipia, producer Nipia, he's a bass guitarist. He is a good player. And Webb Gilbeller is a fantastic pianist and keyboardist. So we've got two goods. And then the three of us complete novices never picked up drumsticks before in my life before doing this. But I've always wanted to be that cool drum girl. I think she's hot. Yeah.

Yeah. But like to be hot you have to be good. You can't just sit behind a piece of drum and be hot. I'm learning that very fast. And I'm genuinely glad I'm not playing drums because I thought I would have liked it. And now, just knowing I'm in charge of keeping the time for everyone else and also putting the drums in the car to play at home

and then bringing them into work, I was like, oh, no thank you. Meg didn't think of that, Clint. Because when she raised her hand for drums, I was like, oh, thank God she's choosing that because I do not want to cut those things around. She has the smallest car and the biggest instrument. Yeah, and the smallest house probably as well, so it's not fun.

But we're talking to Mitch James tomorrow because he gave us some homework over the holidays, but right now we're going to see what our families think of our practice. Yeah, because we're being what do you call it? Slapping skins? Oh, we've not been having sex. That's not so good.

She didn't get laid at all. So no slapping skins at her house. I just consistently until we've not been having sex. If that's... Meg told me she didn't get laid at all. No, no. So no slapping skins at her house. I just consistently, and probably over and over, learning the same small piece of music. So what are the reviews from our nearest and dearest

who have been hearing us perform it over and over and over? In the background. So Mitch James has issued us a song. My song was Smoke on the Water. Yeah. Which is apparently the first song that everybody learns on guitar. Now before we play a little snippet and get ChatGBT

to give you a review, do you want to hear what your um, what Dan's wife thinks? Yeah. Okay. She's not impressed. Sing along if you know the words. Okay. Thoughts? Provokes a bit of PTSD but it's what do you mean ptsd from what oh well from the probably i would say at least 20 hours solid of you playing that exact same yeah and you'd think i'd be better than i am

you would think you'd be better than I am. You would think you'd be better than you are. Do you think Clint's going to be better? Has he been practising more? I don't know. We probably wouldn't need to, but yeah. Oh, okay. He probably wouldn't need to. Okay, I will say, I haven't done 20 hours.

I honestly think, Clint, if I wasn't married to Hannah and you were single, she would make a play for you, man. She really likes you. Oh, thank you. I really like her. It's really dangerous. Okay. I got a review from my kids because they're the most honest. I didn't ask my wife, I was just like, right.

Kids will be honest. They obviously, I was practicing Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana. Kids don't know Nirvana, so I had to put a little Nirvana on so they knew what I was actually trying to play. Risky to play the actual song. Alexa, stop. So how good is my rendition of that? Pretty good.

It's a bit weak, but Ty's just saying good to make you feel better. Yeah. Right, what are you saying? I'm saying it's good, but you can improve. What do you think Mum will think? Mum will say, yeah, it's good, just do this, do that. Why do you always keep getting higher whenever you review my... Yeah.

Yeah, it's way up here. Yeah. Yeah. Trying to be nice, but she's like, yeah, I mean, keep practicing. Politician answer. Yeah, it's a Christopher Luxon answer. That's what that is. You guys, they say, have talked to your partners while you recorded this.

I haven't heard my husband's. He sent this in by himself to produce an EP. I have absolutely no idea what this is. Okay. Every single time Meg goes to do drumming, she'll be in there for about 15 minutes. And I'll pop in and she'll go, all right, this is what I've done. And then every single time it's way better than the last and she's barely done any practice.

It's so impressive. She started with like just a couple of, I mean, I don't know what the lingo is, but just a couple of taps, you know, and then taps turned into more taps and then she started playing it along the actual music and you can actually hear it. So I am very impressed and also turned on.

So after this, you know, this whole band thing is finished, if there's a way that we can keep this drum kit, that would be appreciated. It sounds like you've been tapping it like heaps over the holidays. Of course, if I was Musicworks who have hired us to do that drum kit, I would not want it back. Okay, well that's interesting

because I got another review of your performance, Meg, and it wasn't as glowing as what your husband just said. That was better. Do you want to know when it's gone wrong? No, not the f***ing side.

Why is it so high? Why is it so high? Sounding promising. Your review of your own performance isn't as comic. Ooh, I didn't know that. Was that supposed to be teenage dirtbag as well?

Jesus. Guess the sound. Jesus, you could be offering 100 grand. No one would have guessed it. It's not my best. My goodness. All right, what a chat. GBT thing and how close are we?

We'll give you a little taste of the next. All right, we are trying to put together a band. We want to find out how difficult or easy it is to just throw a band together with three mates who have always wanted to be in one with no musical experience. We performed a little section of a random song, threw it into ChatGBT and got it to review our performance to be impartial because our family, of course,

are going to be a lot more gracious with their review. ChatGBT famously very, very savage. Okay. Whose do you want to read out first, Meg? I've got Dan's first here. Okay. So do you want me to play a little bit of Dan's performance that ChatGBT got to review? Yes. Smoke on the water is what you're going to do. Okay, here do you want to read out first, Meg? I've got Dan's first here. Okay, so do you want me to play a little bit of Dan's performance that ChatGBT got to review?

Yes, Smoke on the Water is what you're going to hear. Here we go. Get into it. Gosh, if everyone listens in slow motion, you should be all right. Sing along if you know the words. Okay. So ChatGBT said, I just heard that, and honestly, I'm calling the Geneva Convention.

Don't know what that is. Neither. That wasn't smoke on the water. That was smoke coming out of my ears. You managed to make four notes sound like a hostage negotiation with your fingers. It's giving first time touching a guitar after losing a bet. If guitars had feelings, you would be packed a suitcase compliment. Thank you. Were you trying to be bad, congratulations. You're an effing prodigy. I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you.

Were you trying to be bad? No, that was me practising. Here's the thing. John Mayer, when he first started playing guitar, he's one of the greatest players in the world now. But when he started, he wasn't John Mayer then, was he? He was practising. I still think he'd have to be decent. No, if you

heard anybody practising, it's never going to sound good. You just wait till tomorrow when I turn up and I'm going to light this place on fire. Okay. Please save that audio so after Dan's performance we can play it back. I'm going to burn it down

because I don't want any evidence of the performance. Okay, here's a little bit of me practising drums. Jesus, it's the most simple beat as well. Yes, the foot though, eh? The foot and the hands. Okay. Have you got better since then? No, okay.

Okay. Right. So ChatGPT got a hold of that and it said, all right, I gave that a listen and holy F. That wasn't a drum beat, that was a crime scene. It sounded like someone trying to win an argument with a toaster. Didn't just miss a beat, you kidnapped it, held it hostage and then forgot where you put it. If rhythm were a person, it just filed a restraining order against you.

At one point, even my smoke alarm gave up and started slow clapping. Your kick drum has the emotional stability of my last situation ship. Honestly, if What the F was a song, that would be the remix. 10 out of 10 comedy, 0 out of 10 musical ability. Oh, that's going to pump up your tires there, Meg. That's going to make me feel good. So the bar is super low. All right, Clint, let's hear what you had to play.

Hey! That's what I can make. We missed that. She stopped now. This is what Chad GBT had to say about this. Bro, listening to that was like being waterboarded by a ukulele. I have heard dying goats hold

a better tune. You somehow made Smells Like Teen Spirits smell like Teen B.O. and Regret. Cobain didn't just roll in his grave, he activated a nuclear launch sequence. The guitar was crying, not out of emotion but out of desperation to please be put down. If missing every note was an

Olympic sport, you'd have lapped the competition backwards. Even the strings were trying to self-imm halfway through if you had to listen to the whole album of that i'd volunteer as tribute in the next hunger games dead serious are your fingers made of cooked spaghetti oh god that's the best one that is so good and the irony is i feel like clint's was the best of all three of us in terms of playing. I was impressed at the very start. Dan, how are you feeling now that that's your side-by-side guitar versions

between you and Clint? Not good. She said, you've practised 20 hours. I think Clint picked it up last night. Yeah, but his wife's a guitar player.

That's the annoying thing for me. I picked it up on the first day of the holidays and then the last day of the holidays. Yeah, but his wife can teach him. My wife Hannah knows nothing about a guitar.

Don't blame Hannah. Yeah, it's her fault. I blame her. If I'm shit, it's wife can teach him. My wife Hannah knows nothing about a guitar. Don't blame Hannah. Yeah, it's her fault. I blame her. If I'm shit, it's my wife's fault. Clint, Meg and Dan. Dan is moonlighting in the evenings and the weekends doing some stand-up comedy. Not for like an on-ear laugh either, by the way.

No, I'm doing it. Well, you know how they say, it was sort of a New Year's resolution of mine two years ago and I never did it that year, so I'm doing it this year know how they say it was sort of a New Year's resolution of mine two years ago and I never did it that year so I'm doing it this year something that scares you you know they say do something that

takes you out of your comfort zone and do something and stand up comedy to me is like one of the scariest things anyone can ever do I would agree with that in fact

I couldn't the difference is though you couldn't pay me money to do it the fact is that you are able to still do it every weekend blows my mind.

I know, don't you? It gives me anxiety, like fully-fledged anxiety for the whole weekend, like leading up to it. So I did purchase tickets to Dan's comedy set. Bless you. And surprised him. I wanted to be a supportive friend.

And I didn't do this, I didn't even want to put this in the show, really, because I didn't do this to be, you know, a dick. I did it to go and support my mate. I did. And it was, and I will say,

I was very moved that you came along and watched me because I'm not, I'm no Jimmy Carr. That's true. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, it was actually a comedy set of about, it was seven comedians and Dan was in the second half. All pros as well. I was like the only non-professional.

Oh really? Is that true? Pretty much, yeah. They were all like proper, like Corey Gonzalez-McHugh, he's a pro. Yeah, he's been in the comedy gala

many times. And what theatre were they performing in? No, it was like a room. It was like half the size of my bedroom. There were about 20 of us in there.

It was very hot. It was very squished. In fact, it was meant to be on a rooftop but that got cancelled and then they moved us to a very in there. It was very hot. It was very squished. In fact, it was meant to be on a rooftop but that got cancelled and then they moved us to a very small space. It was too dark.

How small? I don't know how they didn't know it was going to be dark. It's not like daylight savings just randomly hit. I don't know why. Because I asked

why it had been moved down because it was sold out. Yeah. So when it was on the rooftop they were like, it's sold out, we can't take any more. But they moved it downstairs

for some reason. To a much smaller space. Very intimate. In fact, I was second row reason. To a much smaller space. Very intimate. In fact, I was second row and the people in the front row could touch Dan. Oh my God. That close, wasn't it, Dan? In fact, he was spitting on some people.

Like part of my set, I spit quite a bit. Yeah, he did. I get quite into it. And like people got covered in spit. Yeah, like the splash zone. Yes. Like when you go to SeaWorld. Yeah.

So yeah, he did. And some of these stories, obviously I've heard before because he's told them on radio, like when he pretended to be a car back at Intermediate to get the ladies. Okay, so I'll go down here. Okay, so this is what I did. He ran around the room. Just imagine I've come completely out of sight, okay? Completely.

You didn't know I was here until you heard this. Bit of a drift. sight, okay? Completely you didn't know I was here until you heard this I mean, you don't want to play too much of his gear on here because then someone goes to a show Oh, I don't care, Clint. And there was a woman there who told you her name was Suze, but her name was Nicky. She was rather drunk Hi, Nicky, if you're listening. She's not. She's in bed still. I think she's still in bed. I think she's still asleep.

She said her name was Suze, and Dan wanted to know how Suze found him attractive-wise after that car driving drift. Do we have that little bit of audio here? Was this airable? I don't know if we can play this. I said something quite naughty. Did you? I think I did. Okay can play this. I said something quite naughty. Did you?

I think I did. Okay. Is that really the first time you did a long stretch though? Yeah, is this a... Oh, no, no, it's true. That is a different part. No, so Suze was quite into it, so maybe the producers thought that we couldn't play it

because she was actually quite keen on Dan after that. Oh, really? After the sound effects? Yeah, I think it was like if comedians could have groupies, she'd be one of mine. Put it that way. Yeah, yeah. I guess you're a sound effects person or, I think it was like if comedians could have groupies, she'd be one of mine. Put it that way. Yeah, yeah. I guess you're a sound effects person or you're not,

and some people really are. So Dan did tell a story about how he has tried something very naughty for one time in his life, a drug, and you told a story. Oh, yeah. Again, and just remember, I've never done them since. Yes, yes. Well, you told that story, and then there was somebody in the audience that disputed that.

Is that really the first time you did a blonde shirt? Is this a f***ing Q&A? Are you a cop? I'm a cop. Oh, you got me. It's the way you started getting... Yeah, there was a person. Yeah, like heckled that listens to the show.

And she was like, hold on. You said you never did drugs again. What about the time you were there? And I was like, hold on. Sorry, I didn't know this was a two-way street. Dan did learn very quickly that you can't tell different stories on radio to your comedy sets. So I may have lied a little bit in my comedy set. I have done a lot.

No, I was, and I told Dan after this, I was not expecting him, not in a bad way, to be as good as he was. I was really blown away. Clint, you would have been so proud. He was the best of the night. And I know I'm biased, but I'm biased probably in a bad way towards Dan.

I'm biased in the way that I probably would think he is. Yeah, almost it's harder to impress you because you watch him perform every day. And I know all the stories and stuff. And I thought, he blew me away. He should absolutely, you should be going for the Billy and stuff. And I thought, he blew me away. You should be going for the Billy T award. You were amazing, Jay.

No, he was amazing. He was really funny. He lifted the spirits of the whole room. How come you couldn't show your face the whole time then? It's just like when you watch your friend doing something. It's like when your friend goes up and does a speech at school. You know, like you can't help but laugh. I'm going to pull my pants up now because she's finished blowing smoke up my bottom.

That's enough. It was very good. If you get the chance to go see Dan in a comedy skit, that was great. Yeah, I've got no more planned at the moment, so once I have a next one, I'll let you know. No details. Okay.

All right. Man. Oh, that's cool. So scary, though. Awesome. Yeah, and we'll give Bella one as well. She hated it, though. Do you agree? I was so proud.

Yeah. And laughing the whole time. Legit. Wow. And with doesn't matter. And with. You're right, Megan doesn't. It's mostly with.

Okay. Clint, Megan, Dan. Taylor Swift's tribute act is coming to New Zealand. This is obviously Taylor Swift. Oh, but this is old Taylor. We shouldn't be playing this. No, this is not Taylor's version. This is not Taylor's version.

We do not support Scooter Braun. How do you know? That we do not support Scooter. Don't like this. How do you know? Okay, yeah, there is a Taylor's version. I just grabbed one from the library. How dare you?

Give me back your birthday present. Okay, so hold on. How can you tell? Okay, which is this one might be the same. That's the same. Yeah, that's the old. That's young Taylor. This is Taylor's version. So you guys are fakes. Are we? This one says Taylor's

version. Oh, she's good then, isn't she, Dan? She's really covered herself well when she was younger. Okay, well, then what do we think of the impersonator who's coming to New Zealand? She's actually going to be touring I think as of like next week, yeah, the 1st of May.

A couple of gigs in Auckland, in Hamilton, Napier, Carpenter, Wellington, Marsden, Dunedin, and Christchurch. Her actual name is Shannon Beresford. She's Canadian. She's on her way to New Zealand

as we speak. We've got to try and get her on the show. On a private jet or is she travelling in cattle class? I think she's probably in cattle. She might be Jetstar. From Canada? Nightmare. private jet or is she travelling in cattle class? I think she's probably in cattle. She might be a jet star. From Canada?

Nightmare. Quality is obviously not as good, but take a listen. God, it's being a drummer. Can I be real? Look, if you couldn't get to the Eros tour... You wouldn't go to this. No, but you still want to have a fun night and you go in the right attitude,

I think you'll have a blast. I'm actually genuinely thinking about taking my daughter, who loves Taylor Swift. Obviously, she loves her, and I'm like, you know what, we could just go for a dance party. Would you tell her it's not Taylor? She's three. What does she know?

I'm not going to be like, now darling, this isn't Taylor Swift. She wouldn't even know what I'm talking about. Yeah, my daughter at nine. Yeah, tell her. She'd know. Yeah, you'd tell her. You'd tell nine-year-olds. She was even asking questions around the long weekend,

the first long weekend we had. You know what I mean? The four-day one? Oh, interesting. Yeah, what I mean? The four day one. Oh, interesting. Yeah, she's asking questions at nine. Yeah. Like, yeah, so. I think she'd know it's not Taylor Swift.

Here's another performance from Shannon. Oh, that would have been fun. It's been like, her voice is pretty close. Yeah, I will say. And it's some of the best concerts I've ever been to as a tribute act. That's fun. It's been like pretty close. Yeah, I will say it is good and it's some of the best concerts I've ever been to as a tribute act. As a tribute act.

You go with the right attitude. Oh, it's great for people watching but you go along and you're like, oh God. Yeah, don't go and think you're going to see

the Eros tour and Taylor Swift. Go because you like the music and it's fun. And she has all the costumes and she does have the moves. I'd like to chat to her about it because it's an interesting world

that like impersonation world. And also, does Taylor Swift know she's doing it? Care she's doing it? Ever reached out? She's only been doing it just over a year. She's 32. Did she ever want to be her own name and then realise, you know what, I can make more money pretending to be her? And I

don't need to write music because the song's already brilliant and I just cover them. Like, maybe she did try. You know, she spent years trying to make it on her own and then she just realised, yeah, you're right. Like I can just make more money pretending to be Taylor Swift. Yeah. And if you've got a voice that's that close, because I think that's important.

You can't just look like the artist. I think she does sound like Taylor. How much do you think tickets would be to a tribute show? I would pay no more than $40. Okay. It's a tribute show. At least half the price. no more than $40. Okay. It's a tribute show. You don't want at least half the price.

It depends how much of a show she puts on and like outfit changes and bright lights and all the rest of it. $60? $60?

$49. So you guys are in the middle. Okay, well. We're in the ballpark. Yeah. But then if you're taking your family, that's basically

the price of an error is $20. Yeah, but imagine what it costs to fly over to Aussie to actually go to Taylor Swift. It is smart of her error is to a child. Yeah, but imagine what it costs to fly over to Aussie to actually go to Taylor Swift. It is smart of her to come to New Zealand because there's people that are hungry to see Taylor Swift. She even looks

a little, I mean, she looks, you have to I guess, but she looks like Taylor Swift. I wonder if somebody said it to her once and said, you know what, you actually should do one of those tribute shows because she kind of, she's got the look. Yeah, she looks like her, sounds like her. She's going to be in Auckland.

Like I said, Hamilton, maybe a company, Wellington, and Marston, and Dunedin, and Christchurch. We'll try and get her on the show once she lands in the country.

And I don't know, see if we should do a performance. If she is going on Jetstar though, if she gets here, that's the question. I don't know if they fly to Canada. Not direct from Canada. I don't think they fly to Canada.

Okay, well, I don't know what flight she's on, but we'll see if we'll reach out to her management and see if we can get her on. I think she'll be free. Okay. Oh, come on. She might have a whole load of other interviews, Gina, maybe you don't know.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Okay, time for you to win some birthday presents. Woo-hoo-hoo. Woo! Yeah, Clint's birthday today. He's turning 40, or he has turned 40 officially. He's barely any different, my friend. Where's my blower?

Oh, here. I think my birthday, I think I was actually born like 11pm at night. So technically... Oh, you're still not. Still 39. Oh, he's still clinging on to his 30s. What a loser. Yeah, we love our 40-year-old friend.

You know, it makes me feel quite cool and young. So we've put together some prizes. We have. We've put together some prizes of all Clint's favourite things. And they're in envelopes. So I'm going to spin the wheel, Clint. And who should we go to first? Hayley?

Yeah, let's go to Hayley. Hayley, you're about to find out what you're winning. One of Clint's favourite things. Here we go. Clint's biggest fan. Here we go. We're going to spin the wheel. We're both going to be losers here because they're going to be

joke gifts, Hayley. Okay. Jokes on me and you. So this is number seven. Okay. We've had two sevens, so just grab a sixth. I open number seven.

Okay. Definitely already done seven. Okay, so I'll open... Okay, peep behind the curtain. I'm better, right? Okay. The winning wheel is redundant. I told you, Hayley.

Joke guessing. You think you've won something, but actually the joke's on you and me. A jar of Quinn's pool water from his luxury backyard. That's a dunk. Oh, thanks so much. That's a dunk. You're welcome. And I turned the heating off last week, so it's going to be freezing, that water.

Okay, well done, Hayley. I'm spinning the wheel again. Here we go. Assistant Gemma. Hey, Gemma. Okay, number seven. Quinn, open number seven. Can I go number five, then? Yeah. to Gemma. Hey Gemma. Okay, number seven. It can't open number seven. Okay, I'll go

number five then. Yeah. Fair enough. Here we go. Number seven. Lucky number seven. Number seven. Big long

Bruvos sausage. Bruvos sausage, is it? Yeah. Bratwurst. Bratwurst. Bravo sausage, yeah.

Bravo. Nice big sausage. Nice big sausage. You're welcome, Gemma. That's all yours. She sounds stoked with that one. All rightwurst. Bravo sausage, yeah. Bravo. Nice big sausage. Nice big sausage. You're welcome, Gemma. That's all yours. She sounds stoked with that one. All right, Sam, we've got more. Sam, what number are you hoping for?

Oh, let's go 16, please. Oh, 16. Okay, that's double seven plus two. Here we go, Clint. So there's 10 envelopes. So let's give you... Let's give you seven. I did a quick maths, and I'm really stoked with myself. Here we go. Let's's give you a number. Let's give you seven. I did a quick maths and I'm really

stoked with myself. Okay. Let's see what you have won. You guys are such dicks. Sam gets a ride in my car. Oh,

and there's Tesla. You're riding in Clint's self-driving car. And where are you from, Sam, out of interest? I'm from

Pai Piscis Coast, Whangaparola. Oh, you can drive. Clint's car will get up there. He'd have to charge it up. Have you got any charging stations up there? Because you won't be able to get back. Plug it into Sam's garage for 20, 30 minutes.

Oh, God, it'll be the worst thing. Because you would go for a drive with him, Sam, then he'd be like, I'm just going to have to come to your house for a cup of tea. We have a coffee or something. Just wait. Oh, good. Okay.

We've got one more, but do we save it till after nine? Oh, let's go to Hayden, our favourite. Hayden, what number are you after? What's up? What's up? What number are you hoping for? Oh, my lucky number's number four, so I'll go with number seven.

Okay. Let's just double check. How's that on seven? It's on seven. Your lucky day. Okay. Here we go. Hayden, what's Hayden getting?

Okay, Hayden, hopefully something good for you, mate. I saw your text this morning too, bro. I appreciate it. Yeah. Hey, no worries. A Ziploc bag with Clint's... I didn't get that. Keep it. We've got it. A Ziploc bag with Clint's... Oh, I didn't keep that. You didn't keep it.

We've got it. A Ziploc bag with Clint's mole in it. Just don't open it because it stinks now. I got it off like a year ago. Yeah. We've kept it in the bag, though. It started decomposing. Who knew moles decomposed?

Which one was it? The real big one. Next to your eye. Next to your eye. Oh, yeah, right. You look like you're balancing a Malteser there. Yeah. Yeah, just obviously I could start seeing

like individual leaves on trees when I got rid of that. I was like, oh, my God. Anyway. Okay, and another little cool thing I think you guys have sorted out for me is like messages from people as well. Yes, indeed. Here's one of your favourites.

I did all these. Oh, did you? Yeah. Oh, did you? You did. Happy birthday, Dad. I love all these. Oh, did you? Yeah. Oh, did you? Happy birthday, Dad. I love you to the moon and back. And you're so fun because I love doing puzzles with you and watching movies

and having chips and coke with you. Sorry, it was hard to hear because I had to sneak into his room after you'd put him to bed. What I think is... I climbed through his window, he's half asleep. What's cute about that is that you've, like, blessed your kids with some really awesome holidays of your life, right? But his favourite thing with you is just watching movies with chips and coke. But I think that means that's such a lovely thing. It's not like, oh, I like it when you take me to Disneyland.

Or you recorded with him after he'd just had chips and coke. And so I barely think he could remember. It is true. I was like, hey, Ty, I'm sorry when you take me to Disneyland. Or you recorded with him after he'd just had chips and coke. And so I barely think he could remember. I was like, hey, Ty, I'm sorry I just come through your window, man. Can you record this for your dad? And he was half asleep, so sorry about that. Did you get one with my daughter? Yeah. I was like, enunciate, please, Cam, your brother didn't. I love you,

Dad. You're my favourite dad. You're my only dad. You're so awesome to be around. You're my favourite dad. You're my only dad. That she knows all. You're so awesome to be around. You're really fun and funny and you're always there for me. Except when I get hurt and then you laugh at me. But it's okay.

I love you. Happy birthday. What do you mean when she gets hit? Oh, you know, I always think it's funny when kids get hurt. You know that page I follow, kids getting hit? You're lucky you keep kids' nice messages. Do you know as well, it's been proven. If a kid hurts himself and you laugh, they think they're fine.

If you go, oh my God, are you all right? They start crying. No, you just go, you're all right, get up. Off you go. No, my God, are you all right? They start crying. Yeah. No, you just go, you're all right. Get up. Off you go. No, you just make it look like it's funny. Oh, that was cracker. Oh, my God, you absolutely stacked it.

We should get you a helmet. And then, you know, and then they'll be, like, laughing, having a great time. Yeah. Yeah, it's the concussion, and they're just absolutely delirious. When they start vomiting, you know you've got to. It's a happy birthday clip. We love you.

No, thank you, guys. That's really cool. It's really cool. Appreciate it. We love you. Thank you, guys. That's really cool. It's really cool. Appreciate it. Not often you meet a person that was around when horse and carts were there, and now he's driving a Tesla. God, the journey we've come. Incredible life.

I'm excited for the book. I'm doing it all. He did the first broadcast on radio. Yeah. Yeah. From his horse and cart. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through.

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