The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW clints car saved him from going to jail

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. The breakfast show that we'll have you on the edge of your seats. They're back. This is Clint Meag and Dan. It's The Edge Brecky. 94-2. Here it is. Good morning.

One to six, down, nearly because we love you. Good morning. You're welcome. How many extra minutes we're giving? Just the one. Just the one. Yeah, you can let that pass cut you, Miggie. Yeah, a little teaser.

I can do it. No, I will be charging it back. Absolutely. Keep your receipts. You know what? laugh, but there is that sort of people in every business. Oh God, yeah. They'll buy, like, one coffee for themselves during work hours, and they'll charge it back to the business. There's always one.

They're probably the smart ones. I just don't have the patience or the self-discipline all the time. I don't care enough. Yeah, and if your work makes it almost impossibly hard, like there's about 14 hoops that you've got to jump through to try and claim back something. For sure. He just wear it. I think with this place, it is impossible. They give you the tools to do it, but they know deep down. It doesn't work. You get to level five and you're really. realize we're not even halfway through the obstacle. You're like, just, forget it.

Forget it. Hey, easy money back at 7 o'clock this morning. Sven joins us as well. I think he's checking up the new stadium in Christchurch. So he'll have all the goss on what that's looking like. Is that open yet? I think it opens this week. One NZ Stadium.

Yeah, huge stadium. Robbie Williams is performing there later this year. Crusaders games. Also, feeling pretty lucky to be here. Could have been done for manslaughter yesterday. Oh, really? Yeah. You killed someone?

Nearly. I all nearly accidentally did. That's what all the murderers say, though, it was accidental. Imagine, A, someone you're working with and you just find out, they go to jail. I think about that nearly every day. Really? Yeah, no, nearly every day I think about

what if I actually accidentally was looking at it, changing a radio station and hit somebody on their bike or killed somebody in the car crash? And that would be it. They'd be like, Meg's gone to jail for the rest of her life. Eyes on the road, Meg, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Off your phone.

Sorry, off your phone. No, I don't know. Oh, my God, don't start that. I promise I don't. Dangerous. Kids are watching too. Learning bad habits. I'm mum.

Oh, Dan. No, no, no. I don't do that. I don't have a phone as well. It's really weird. Clint. Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh.

Time for a little coffee catch up. Just a little whip around and see what's going on in each other's lives. A little question for both of you, actually, Megan Clinton. And also, you listening as well, you could pitch it on this. Any adults, and I'm talking people that have, you know, moved out of home now. Right. In the 20s. maybe have a partner, long-term partner,

that you still get an allowance. Me and my husband, I give us an allowance, yeah. Yeah. See, shame, Clint. Because I was just talking before about how. Meg doesn't get one. She gives her husband one and your wife gives you one. Dan goes, you know what I mean?

And I go, no. And he goes, you know, when you get a little, like you're allowed to keep some of your pay a little more of your pay. I'm like, no, no. You know what? Clint, this is so unrelatable for you because some people have to budget.

That's not, okay? I budget. You're trying to make me seem unrelated like the rich car. I just don't get an allowance from my wife in terms of how much I'm allowed to spend. Do you let her have an allowance? You do the money in the house, though.

Right. I said me and Hannah do the money in the household, so you like kind of know. I'll just go, hey, hey, hey, we've gone a little heavy on the spending or in some months we don't. But I don't go, here's $120 for the week. Once you use it, it's gone, babe.

Some weeks you'll spend more, and then therefore the other weeks you'll have to spend. I think Jamie gets a crappy end of the deal because Clint has that flash new Tesla. She has the two-year-old one. I think she spends a lot more money than you think she does with her makeup money. I know. I know. Because I'll look at the critic.

I go, what's going on here? She's going, oh, yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah. She doesn't. I'm like, babe, I see everything. I have an accounting software. I have a spender for a husband. I have a spender, and we would be stuffed if he would agree. I think he quite likes getting the money.

I mean, he would like more. My wife is a spender, but she'll be like, oh my god this was $100 and they had it for 30 so I bought it in black and white wait hold on yeah but she's still got two for the price of a full price one

she is good that is a great deal down from $130 as you got two for 60 that's a great deal that's a great deal this is literally the argument in our house I'm like this good one yeah so my allowance has just gone up because Hannah got a bit of a pay rise

and so she's like you can have another extra $20 a fortnight Oh my God, go ahead. Oh, my God. Get a girl. I'm just that she's such a queen. I mean, I guess if I'm trying to understand, because I'm always trying to understand,

like other people do things different to me. I'm like, okay, cool, I might be able to learn something from this. Maybe having that amount, there's a lot of freedom in that, knowing that that money is just for you to buy whatever you want. Whereas I'm always, it's kind of like all in a pot, and I'm going, okay, hold on, yeah, there's more. Am I allowed to, like, get myself that top?

But this is like, I can do whatever the hell I want with this money. I quite like that. You don't have any responsibility to your family. That's yours to spend on either food, clothes, whatever you're drinking. You shouldn't spend on food. Surely that comes out of like a grocery store. Oh, no, I spend a lot of it on food. Yeah, if you want to go and get extra food, like, there's food in the house.

The amount of Mac is I fritter that allowance away on. What do you do with the rapper when you go home? I'm thinking of getting Uber Eats this morning. Straight in the red bin. When you get homes, there's no evidence. Absolutely. It's one of those mornings, eh? We just feel, you know, it's rainy outside.

Do you want something warm and? So what's the latest purchase then with your allowance? Oh, Clint, I'm not going to go into it because my wife doesn't know about them. But I thought that was the point. It didn't matter. If she found out, you go, that's for my allowance. And here's the thing about Hannah. Here's the thing about Hannah.

Even though it is my money, she'll still go, is that where you're spending it on, eh? Hmm, interesting. I'd put it into savings, suppose you? Oh, you can't put it in the savings. allowers this four-time. I'm so confused now. It's fun money. It's fun money. You know what? There's nothing fun about saving money. No one's ever gone, God, I love saving money. God, it's an exhilarating feeling. And that is why your wife gives you an allowance. Exactly right, yeah. All right. First call of the day, 0-800 the edge. We will give, do we give people the chance who are getting an allowance?

Chance to jump the queue? Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is your little special money too because nobody has to know about that. Yeah, we'll give you a voucher to go spend a story. Ed, you can, yeah. How much? Just split that with your partner? Tell us how much you get in your allowance. I'd love to know. Let's compare allowances.

I was going to say, what's a good allowance? But I guess, I don't know. Mine's 100 of Fortnite. 100 of Fortnite. On whatever you like? Yes. Mine's 140. Shame me. Hey!

Let's go. Call of the day. First call of the day. A few calls this morning, but Rion's the quickest through from Blenheim. We're talking about allowances, right? If you're in a partnership, with a person and they give you an allowance. Yeah, Rion, you know nothing about an allowance, mate.

No, still struggling with the concept of the extra money. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you, yeah, okay, so extra money, you're just sitting there and going, no, I hardly make ends meet together. Do you have kids? I do. I've got three daughters.

There is. There is. It's 12 and one that's 10. Okay, well, there's your money. That's where it's going. Rion, are you one of these 160,000 people that qualify? for the $50 a week from the government for fuel? I don't think so.

Both myself and my wife have to work, so... Probably not. It's that middle ground, actually. I obviously the people that are poorest are the poorest and they need the help the most, but I feel like there was... It's the middle class. It's the middle class that are working their asses off,

but just apparently making too much, but it's still not too much for anything. Yeah. Yeah. And especially when you've got three daughters and, you know, like you feel like they're hard done by. Luckyest man in the world, They have everything they need, man.

We're pretty fortunate. We're pretty fortunate. Winning the lot of having three girls. That's because of you real. It's amazing. Maybe you can soften this Z-Voucher off into your pocket for just to you. Yes, you have coffee. Yeah, give you a coffee, petrol.

Otherwise they do a chicken protein bowl for 890 if you've forgotten your lunch this morning, mate. Yeah. My lovely wife makes beautiful scrolls, so I'm sitting here with one of them is to me. Oh, he is such a good man. I can tell he loves having three girls. appreciates his wife. You're one of the good ones. She's amazing.

You don't get an allowance, but you've won the lottery in other ways. And he's in the Sunshine Capital of Blenham, eh? Is that sunny today? It's dark at the moment, dude, but it will be. You can't have it all, mate. It's gorgeous, but he's a bit slow. It's dark at him at the moment.

Yeah. Okay, well, thanks for you. Actually, I'm just looking out of the window. Yeah, she's pretty black. Do you think that it's a different time zone? It's always sunny and Blenham. Okay, Rion, that's all you'll stay there. In this box sometimes you lose track of time. We're going to go from Rion, who doesn't get an allowance to Simon, who does.

I reckon Simon doesn't have three girls, though. Simon, morning. Morning. How much is your allowance? So, I get about 500 a fortnight. Jesus Christ. Okay. Do you give it to yourself, or do you have a family?

So I give it to myself, and my partner I give her about 400 to 490. Why does she get less? Oh, it's not her money. Am I right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I was joking.

Okay. Right, so I'm in the all serious is why does she get less? Why does not she get equal as you? So mine goes on to, so mine's actually saving up for a house. So my allowance is actually a house saving. Oh, that's not an allowance then. That's a savings figure. But yeah.

But I can jump into that if I need it for anything as well. So it's really my allowance. I'm saving it. To be honest, this day and age, it's nice to even have money left over to save for a house, isn't it? How far away, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you reckon from the house purchase? So I need about another $50K. Okay, all right.

Well, that's not bad, actually, to be honest, and that's for a house deposit. Yeah, mate. Yeah. Good on you, Simon. I've got 30, I've got 30K saved at the moment. Oh, nice. Wow, good on you. It's tough to save, and they sort of, the discipline you need to not just do what Dan does and buy your

What's your latest purchase? You got for yourself, Dan? I would do it, nothing. I will say that I would look at the 30K in my bank account and go, what's 30K? That could get me a jet ski. Yeah. House or jet ski?

You're not going to, mate. You're never going to get to a jet ski mate with all the watches you keep by? You're probably right. Who are you, my wife? You can only wear one watch at a time, Dad. You can't use a watch to float around on the water, can you? No. Unfortunately.

I wouldn't imagine. Unless it's big. All right, coming up next. Meg's got your scandal headlines and what's going on that you need to know about. We'll get to that in three. And then 7 o'clock this morning, speaking of easy cash,

10,000 bucks. Easy money, that'll get you the house deposit a lot quicker, Simon. That's nice allowance. Miss the luck. Clint Meg and Dan. Stinky boo. Time for more or less.

Different topic every morning. We just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. Yeah, apparently the Harry Potter trailer for HBO is coming up tomorrow. I thought it was today. You and no, I have seen a little clip And it's just of Harry Potter walking up to like a, it looks like a quidditch game.

Can we all right? It's like 10 seconds long. There's no audio. Is it worth getting a bounce back to it? I mean, you could. Yeah, we could give us five minutes. Yeah, maybe Harry to 3343. Thank you for that, Dan.

Let's do that, producer. Yeah, I really want to see the vibe of it. What does it seem like, Dan? Is it like bright and colorful? Yeah, it was very lacklust of the thing I saw. I was almost like I've just seen a part of the, like, a clip of the trailer. Can we stop that? Can we stop doing teaser clips of a trailer that's a teaser for the actual thing?

I agree, actually. At the moment, I feel like the entertainment industry as a whole are doing all these little breadcrumby things that I'm just not a fan of. Give me the whole thing or nothing. Like give me one vinyl with all your album on it or give me the whole trailer. We've waited a year or two already. Who cares if it's another couple of months? I'm going to struggle to see different actors in the characters.

You know, like Daniel Radcliffe, all those guys. Emma Watson, I'm just going to struggle. Daniel would have done it, wouldn't he? He would have. Yeah, but he's too old now. Yeah, I think he's fun. far too old to play a schoolboy. Right, so the more or less is the Harry Potter movies.

I thought you guys could. Dan, this could be your special skill. Okay. Do you think? Have you seen them? I love them, but I don't know how well I know them. Which Harry Potter movie is longer. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone or Harry Potter in the Chamber of Secret. So the Philosopher's Stone is the first one, the Chamber of Secrets.

I believe it's the second one, isn't it? Tricky. Would you squeeze a lot into the first one? Because you'd be like, we've got so many more movies. Let's just cut that and put that in number two. That's, yeah. I'm happy to go with you on this one, Clint. Two's longer with the logic that they had the time.

They didn't need the first one to be that long. So those second movies longer? Correct, Clint. Very good logic. Very good logic. Okay, let's go to Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ascoman or Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Clint's work out your logic again.

I don't know which one's which. Is the Goblet of Fire second? No, the Goblet of Fire is one of the last ones. So, like, third-last. Surely they got longer and longer and longer. Well, the books did, definitely. Yeah, okay. So the one that's later.

in the series, gobl of the fires longer. Correct, Clint. Well done. Oh my goodness, me. Got a cheat code. Have you even seen the movies? I don't think you have. Harry Potter in the Order of the Phoenix or Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince?

Halfblood Prince. Correct. Yeah, okay. It was one of the last ones, so let's go that. Okay, let's see. This is the final one. I only fall because of the amount of movies. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, or Harry Potter and the Deathly Harrows part two?

Deadly Harrows. Oh, shut up. You would go the last one, won't you? Because it had to sort of wrap up the whole series. Is she going to buck the trend or is part two always going to be longer than part one? I think this is a trick question where you go part one is longer. Correct. Yep.

Two and a row. Two in a row. Two in a row. Wow. So we got a perfect score. Again. All right, which means we give away a must have, which is a $50 supermarket voucher. All thanks to you, Kimmy.

mochi, uh, soft pillowy mochi wrapped around smooth, creamy ice cream they're in supermarkets and they are bloody delicious.

We've been buying these for years. You get them at yamcha when you order the ice cream. Yeah. If you're one of these young actors that have been cast in the new roles in Harry Potter,

God, what a gravy train. Yeah. The fact that you've got eight seasons of television ahead of you. Yeah. You'd be proud as a parent and you'd also,

I wonder if you had a moment of going, what have we done? Yeah. Right? A little moment of like, Hey, is this the right thing for our 10-year-old? These kids are going to be thrust into the spotlight

of the most famous people in the world. Renee, we've got a perfect score, so a $50 on a supermarket voucher coming out to you, babe. Oh, my God, thank you so much. You won the movie tickets the other week, too. Oh, get in. That's right. You just got a call.

Try your luck. I did. I'm always listening to you guys in the morning. Bless you. Great. Well, we love to reward the loyalty. Thanks, babe. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Over the last couple of days, we've been talking about famous people that went to your high school, which inevitably end up shadowing you and anything you may achieve in your life because you'll never be more famous than Dwayne the Rock Johnson, who ended up going to Richmond Primary School here in New Zealand for a few months. We had a DM to our Overtinkers

podcast about somebody who was friends and in the class of Liam Lawson. Really? Oh yeah. And he would have been go-karting even back then and probably quite good at it. So that's quite cool. Yeah, text coming through, people went to school with Dan Carter, same town. Someone went to school with Anna Pac-win. She taught me how to do

school patrols and still owes me 50-cent mixture. 50-cent mixture. Geez, that's a throwback. That must have been years ago. I thought they only did the dollar ones. Yeah. Some went to school, yeah, Paris Gobel as well. A Nake-a-Maw.

Yeah, Nake-a-Maw. Now, Meg, we have received an email back from a representative from your high school, Sacred Heart Girls, College and Lower Hutt. It's had a lot of success with, especially in my year. There were a lot of girls that went on to, like, awesome things. I know, like, three different girls that are now lawyers in London. Right. From my college.

From my year. In terms of famous people. So the opportunity was there for you to really succeed in life. Yeah. What were you doing? Smoking behind the bike sheds. I was most likely to end up in the gutter. It voted as per my...

In the gutter? That was the... No. Jesus. Do you also win Best Cleavage or something? Yeah. It was a lot that went down in my year. So that's a Catholic school and there's an award for Best Cleavage.

That way we did like a, within the... I don't think the school... It wasn't a sanctioned. No, I think it was announced in front of the teachers. Yeah, it was. All the nuns were like, We can't talk about cleavage. Yeah.

Anyway, there is a list of five women, because it's a girls' school, of notable alumni. Oh, because Dave Dobbin went to Sacred Heart College. He must have done the, is the Auckland one all boys? I think so, yes. This is the lower hut one, all girls. I'm just going to rattle through them, because I'll be honest, Meg, I haven't heard of many of them. Right. Bernadette or Bernie Potensky.

Right. She's a long-distance runner. Notable alumni from the other school. Stephanie Dorrick, who is an author. and also a minister, so I can see why they've kind of remembered her. Catherine Chidgee. She's a novelist as well.

I wrote over 20 books. Wow. What a career? 20 books. This is one I have heard of. Geraldine Brophy. New Zealand actress who was in Shortland Street. She was, I think, played roles in Westside and all those shows.

She's been brophy. But number one. Drum roll, please. No, shut up. I'm not next to Geraldine to me. Bernardet. She's been active. 20 years

in the media industry. She rose to fake on a television show called New Zealand Idol where she came fifth. I know this. I know this person. Her name.

Yeah. Teresa Bergman. I remember her. We've got fanners around the school when she was in New Zealand Idol. She would have been similar year to you, right? Yeah, she was a couple of years older. I reckon we give it to Meg.

I reckon she needs to be on the list. Based on the people you read off, I think it warrants your spot on the list. Being like a broadcast on a national breakfast show, I think is worthy of sitting alongside some of the achievements of who Dan read out. All in favour say hi. Hi. Hi. I think you deserve to be there.

You say aye. Aye. Yeah, I mean, there's no Russell Crowes at your school. Are you going to email? her back then and say add Megan to the list? Absolutely not. Oh, right, okay. That's my last bit of correspondence from her.

All right. And Brad the Builders just text. Have you read that one? Dan? I went to school with Ramadan Deep, the Indian porn star. Right, Dan, you're falling for that one again. Oh, guys, did you tell me to read?

Easy money next on the edge. That's not a thing, is it? No. Clint, Megan Dan. The Edge. The Edge is easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000. Here we go, bang on 7 o'clock.

And on the line, you know the drill by now. Give us 10 answers, starting with the letter me gives you inside 30 seconds, and that cash is yours. Person playing this morning is Rosie. Hey, Rosie. Hi, good morning. Good morning. What's in the menu today? You're a chef?

Yes, I am a chef. First day of the week, so I need to go make some bread and... Well, that's baking, but, you know, different bits involved. Oh, good on you. Yeah, start early, don't you, when you're baking stuff? Yeah. Yeah. All right, Dale, your letter this morning is M.

All right. For Megan. M for Megan. If you need to pass it, quickly, Rosie. And if we've got time, we'll come back. Your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. Here we go. Okay, Rosie, give me a girl's name.

Megan. A dessert. Maltchi. Something that cost less than $20. Um, pass. A phone app. Microphone. An actress.

Megan Markle. A sea animal. Manatee Personality trait Micromanager A verb Pass Something you'd find in the wardrobe

Time Rosie You got through 8 You passed two and got six correct Wow Something that cost $20 tripped Trits you up a little bit there didn't it as well Yeah as a chef I thought there'd be many things

Milk Milk Yeah Bugga Maybe you don't buy the ingredients Oh up Yeah Was a nice try Rosie

Have a great rest of your morning Rosie Oh my gosh, we need to just do one of those things Didn't you guys do a day when Ash was covering for me Were you just? We just kept playing until it went Those were the days, eh? No, I mean when we just played the game until someone won Oh, it sounded like I meant because of Ash

No, no, no. Happy at times. It's annoying because I love her too So it just pisses me off when you say that. Yeah, I think we started playing at like 8 o'clock It was like a win-Win'clock. It was like a win-windsday or something And we just played every single voice break until, was like, 930, 940 we gave up?

People get into a rhythm when you do it as well because they're listening to others and they go, right, let's just get into it, get into it. Yeah, maybe we'll have to do that. We haven't done one for a little while, but we'd like to put out polls to you to see if people are alone in their kind of private feelings

or, I think, human beings, we keep a lot of things to ourselves and we don't realize that we are experiencing normal things. this one a little R-rated that came into our Overthinkers' feedback Instagram page where apparently was brought up in the group chat with the girls and they didn't know whether it was a normal thing or not. Oh, okay. Okay, so I'm going to word it as if it's me saying it,

but this is what the question was. Sometimes I think of other people, celebrities or characters when I'm intimate with my partner or being intimate with my partner. Am I alone? So instead of just focusing in on their partner that they're with, the time. They are, I guess, maybe fantasising about somebody else, something that they've seen in a TV show or a movie. The interesting thing you said there which caught my attention, because I sort of get it, I've never done it, to be honest. And I don't know if it's because my

personality isn't there. Like I've found certain characters or whatever attractive, like or watching movies, certain roles people playing. But I've never actually gone and brought that into a bedroom. Well, the interesting thing is, I was saying before, the thing that caught my attention was characters. So you're saying not necessarily a real life person. So it could be like Indiana Jones. Yeah, but that is Harrison Ford, isn't it? But Indiana Jones, yeah, but Indiana Jones is the character rather than Harrison Ford, I imagine. Or Edward Cullen.

Yeah, Lara Croft, Edward Cullen, which is Rob Haddonton, but from Twilight. Why are you doing Ariel? She's 16. Oh, yeah, but I watched it when I was. And also that's fish years. Isn't that like 32 in the human year? When she walks around, she gets married. Logistically, man, you are making love to a fish. The bottom half is fish.

I don't even know how you're doing that. We have more of an emotional connection, Dan. It's not actually physical. Well, no, we're talking about making love though here. No, not me. I don't think I've ever... I just like the radio. Do you think they mean a cartoon character?

Surely not. No one's imagining a cartoon character while they're making love. Yeah, so is this person alone? It can be anonymous. You can text us 3, 3, 4, 3, we're getting the poll. Have you ever thought of somebody else whether it be a celebrity or a character from, yeah, here's Ebert Cullen,

you know, thought of if you were with them to get yourself in the mood or while you're being intimate. I can get it. I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in. I've never seen it, so I don't get it, no. It doesn't hold up, don't watch it. Hannah and I and my wife watched it, like, recently.

And she's a huge fan of the Twilight books and series, and it was just so cringe watching it. I know. And it's like a cringe of love them. I do love Rachel McAdams in the notebook. Have you imagined Jamie your wife is her? Nah. No, I haven't really thought about it to me.

I said thanks putting that my head, Mick. He's now like, hey, I can just like close my eyes and imagine it's anyone. Someone's imagining Kim Possible. Get them on. Kim Possible. Have you ever done this? We're not trying to be, you know, but is this something that you've experienced? Texas.

3343. Chris Pratt in Jurassic Park. I could see that. What for you? No, not for you, Dad. See it. This one came through to our DM. Sometimes I think of other people, celebrities or characters

when I'm intimate with my partner. It keeps it exciting. And I guess they can close their eyes and imagine they're with anybody. I've heard of this as being a thing and I thought it was sort of just people saying it as a laugh. But no, there's a loyal people actually doing this and practicing it in their relationships. I don't think you'd admit to your partner, right?

I would hate to hear it. Absolutely not. I would hate to hear my husband's imagining Emily Blunt when he's with me. I'm going to be a nightmare. Ozzie Tommy from Mivacagal has called us. Okay. Hey, gill-de-de. May, Aussie-Ozy-Ozy.

Hey, he's going. Oh, you've been in New Zealand too long to not give us an ooi-oi-oi back. Oi-oy-oy. There are you. Where in Aussie? Tommy. Oga-Waga. Oh, that's not a real place.

No, that sounds made up. Tommy, who are you? So this is you. You're imagining someone when you're making love to your partner. Yeah, bro. Kim Possible, 100%. No, you can't imagine a cartoon character. How are you possibly imagining a cartoon character?

There'll be a lot of people listening right now that don't know who Kim Possible is. She's a like secret agent person from the Disney Channel. And it is a cartoon. She's got red hair, green eyes. Go on. As a seven-year-old, eight-year-old growing up Saturday Disney watching Kim Possible. And then I've grown up and married, not married yet, but dating a real-life redhead. Kim Possible.

Oh, wow. Oh, you've taken your interesting fetish and really pursued your type. And so does she know that sometimes you imagine her she is the real Kim possible? She doesn't yet, but I'm guessing she will now. I'm just doing a quick gurgle. Have you bought her any green cargo pants over the years you've been together? No, but I'm on my way to the Embarcago brand new mall to go get some. There he is.

So you need green cargo pants of black shirt and some sort of like belt. That's easy. If it's possible, the next runner-up is Mrs. Incredible, let's go. Okay. Just a cartoon finish. You've absolutely got some sort of cartoon fetish. You need to go and get talked to someone about that.

Hey, call us any time, Tommy. Great champ with you, brother. And then Mitch Tickson saying, to be fear, Danny Phantom was my gay awakening. What is everybody liking cartoons? Who's Danny Phantom? You don't know Danny Phantom. Wait, be careful. He might be your gay awakening, too.

Oh, God, okay, I'm going to Google it. Producer Carl? I got a couple. a character called Cassie Howard from Euphoria that was played by Sidney Sweeney. And then I also her name was Bay in anyone but you played by Sydney Sweeney. Carl, you're just imagining Sidney

at that point. No, no, the characters from... The characters from those... So definitely not Sidney Sweeney. No, I don't know, it's the characters. Interesting. I just don't know how you could imagine. You'd have to have a really good imagination

to imagine a cartoon character whilst making love. I just don't know how you do it. I just don't have the imagination. I mean, it's easier for Ozzie Tommy because, I mean, his, sounds like his partner already has orange hair, so he's kind of just squinting. I imagine. Drew.

You've got a weird squinty face when we make love. Take it and gum, me and stuff. Really hard to imagine. You might have heard about this because it went so, it's one of those super viral clips from around the world about three comedians doing a podcast and talking about the beginning of the Lion King, the Circle of Life.

These lyrics. And a man called Learn More said this about the song. It means, look, there's a lion? Oh, my God. Look, there's a lion. Oh, my God. I thought it was like this, beautiful, majestic.

Look here, there's a bull-de-lion. Yeah, and so everybody believed that. Everyone thought that's what it was. Yeah, yeah. Well, now in hindsight, but I guess it's easy to say because now we know it's not true. The, oh my God, does seem like obvious that there wouldn't be what he says. Yeah, so it turns out that isn't true, even though it seemed, you know, very true, went viral. Everybody thought it was real.

And unfortunately, for Learnmore, the comedian who said it, he's now found himself in some hot water. I am officially getting sued for telling a joke for questions. $27 million. That is the crazy part. Where have they come up with that number? But it's not Disney, eh? Because I was like, Disney, you suck. It's the person that actually wrote and can perform

the iconic line. So the man that sings that in the movie, he is the one that suing. Because Disney must be like, can we stop this? Because I think a lot of people think it's probably Disney. He's a Grammy Award-winning South African composer. And any time you hear that, it's his voice.

His name is Le Bonghang. And, yeah, he's the one that is suing. Would you like to know what it actually means? Yes, actually that'd be nice. Yeah, the actual lyrics. All hail the king, we all bow in the presence of the king through you. We will emerge victoriously. That's a better lyric.

Oh my God. At the end? No, there's none of that. No, none of that. Oh, my God. I didn't like that part of the day. Yeah, same. But, yeah, Learnmore actually got served on stage when he was performing

and is now genuinely 100% has put up a go-fund me for people to help him raise money because these are real late lawsuit. And I think we believed him because he is from Zimbabwean, so you'd think he would speak the language, he knows what it is. This is the moment that he was served on stage during a comedy set. Was less fortunate? What is this? What is this? Service.

Oh, shit, I just got served. Oh, shit. He thought it was funny because at that point he didn't know that value was going to be 27 million, which, by the way, how did they come up with that number? He's never going to be able to come up with the money. I believe what the wording has said is that he said it as state of fact rather than as a joke. You know, it seemed like a factual thing. I don't know. But he has said, he said, my name is Learnmore.

This is on the GoFundMe. I'm reaching out during one of the most difficult times in my life. I was recently hit with a 27 million lawsuit. What started out as a bit of humor has escalated into a devastating legal battle. I'm a passionate creator who never intended harm, but I'm now facing overwhelming legal fees. $2,262 has been raised on his GoFundMe. It's $20,000 US dollars to try and get the lawyer to fight this. Wow.

He's so dumb. I feel like this would never get upheld in a court. Like he was just doing a bit on like a cop. He's a comedian. The annoying thing is I think he will win. I think you'll be able to defend himself because you're right of his occupation. But to find the money to find someone who's then going to do the work for you. Yeah. Chat GPT, bro.

I've heard of people doing that. Just getting chat GPT to do all the lawyer stuff now. Yeah. Poor guy. Went viral and he would have gone, Great, I've got a viral video, people are following me, a bit of a laugh. Yeah, yeah. It's like his greatest moment that's turned into his worst.

We're going to let it finish, don't we? Oh, yeah. I wish it did have that in there. You're going to add to his lawsuit. You're going to get sued in a minute. First, we're going to catch up with Sven, our Swedish correspondent. He travels all around the world to give us the scoop. And his airpoints must be through the roof, hey?

The amount he travels. I reckon. He's in Christchurch. Where are you specifically, bud? Good morning, guys. I'm coming to you from inside the brand new Christchurch Stadium known as 1NZ Stadium. It's beautiful. Can I just say beautiful, beautiful place.

It officially opens in just a couple of days. But I'm the only non-VOP to be allowed in here. Christopher Luke since been in here, the Prime Minister. but I'm the only normal person allowed in. Do you have you got a cold, Spend? You sound different. You sound different to last week. Clinton, only ask the sanctioned questions, would you?

I've told you before. Only ask the ones I've emailed your through via the emails. Well, then, Sven, how did you get into the stadium? That's a bloody good question, JJ. I told them I was Simon Barnett from Moore FM, and I was busting for a shit, and they let me strut through. So here I am. But I tell you what, what a beautiful place and a beautiful piece of engineering.

It's going to host Corsetas games. It's going to host All Black's games. Robbie Williams has set to perform here. It costs $683 million to build, which equates to around 43 Swedish Krona. There's 30,000 seats and so many food options. There's more places to eat out than a Norwegian brothel. It's got a roof as well. So if it's raining, you're going to stay dry than a day.

finish none. Okay. Sven. Please behave. Hey, Dan, do you have any questions for Sven? Nah, okay, well, I'll take the last one then. What does the new stadium mean for Christchurch, Sven? Well, it means they can watch sport in a stadium, you stupid idiot.

What a stupid question that is. Anyway, I've been told it's very good for the economy and it's going to prove lots of money into the local bestness. That's all I can tell you about that. All I will say is the city is buzzing. it's buzzing. There's more buzzing coming from Christchurch than my ex-wife's bedroom. Let me just

let that sit with you for a couple of minutes. That's what we call in Sweden a big vibrator. Yeah, right. We call a low-hanging fruit in New Zealand. Yes. Yeah, spend the next thing, mate. Don't they have some big open day? Big open gay?

No, never mind. Jesus, that guy needs to be fired. I'll leave it there. You're very quiet throughout that. Because they're all to be involved and you can't get a word in. As I've said many times, I felt that we left a good gap for you. In mind.

Next time. A lot of people saying he sounds like Ursula Carlson. She's South African, not Swedish. And he didn't call me JJ. Yeah, thanks for that, Karen. Yeah, he always seems to do it. I don't think he's ever said my actual name. No.

Maybe you should email him, let him know. It's a good idea, Clint. Yeah, let him know. Sven at yahoo.com. The Clint Megandandandand podcast. Today we were talking, well, I think we're doing roll call roulette. and you were looking for someone that replicated the storyline of Bridgeton. Hell of a moment.

Thank you, Dan. That is because the next season was announced yesterday where we're having our first lesbian leads. And what is shocking about it is that it's actually two women getting together with one of them being the cousin of the other one's dead husband. It's so confusing. This sort of stuff really confuses me. I have to really stand back and think about it.

So somebody married a man. Yeah. He dies. Yes. And then the woman then gets with the cousin of that man. Right. Okay. And I feel like the cousin's far enough removed.

Really? You can see why this sort of happens in places like Dargaville, like we were talking before. Small towns where it's slim pickings. And, you know, there's lots of families there that you go, oh, it's legal. And how many people you're putting on lay by in small towns are going, if they ever come up as an option in the future. You know what I mean? So you're already bagging them just in case.

So, yeah, exactly. See how it happens, and we got this call. I have a half sister that's my cousin. Oh, God, who? So what does that mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. My mum and dad split up, and my dad slept with my mum's cousin and got her pregnant. And so, yeah.

I mean, it sounds crazy on paper, but I think when you look into it, there's actually nothing really sinister about it at all. Well, we want to talk tangled family trees, Tiff's called this morning. Tiff, what was going on in your street growing up? The mums were sisters, but all the kids had the same dad. But like back and forth, I think there was two in one family and three in the other. Wow. So, like, five kids.

So the kids would have a mum and then the other mum would be the auntie, because it would be their mum's sister. But they all had the same dad. And so they were cousins and, yeah, they were cousins and half siblings. I would allow it to happen once. But five times Make up your mind, mate Which sister do you want? Yeah

So he's gone back and forth Between each sister Is that what's happened So he's gone on one Go on the other Then it's going on another My goodness Wow

The sisters were still Like still like sisters So You'd have to Because otherwise You'd have to get along For the kids You're true

Yeah you're right And it would be confusing As a kid Hey going like wait So you're my sister My half sister But you're also my cousin Like what are we

What's going on here? Where in the country are you Charlotte? Napier Napier Yeah, that's a shocker. It is strange, but also a little bit hot, eh? Having both...

Not all what you're into, but... Do you ever crush on your wife's sister? Not really? No, not at all. Not really? That's... I don't want to say not at all, because that would be horrible, wouldn't it? No.

Oh. Then not at all. This text will confuse you, Dan. After my parents got married, each of their parents got married to each other. No. After the fact... You've lost me. Mum's dad married Dad's mom.

No, do it again. Do it again. So starting again just really quickly for the people. After my parents got married. Yes. Each of their parents... Grandparents? Got married. What?

Oh. Then Mum's Dad married Dad's Mom. It sounds like a Doctor Sue's book. So Dad and Mum are brothers and sister by law. Me and my sister are cousins. No. That's incredible. That is stuffed up.

Okay. Tangled family trees. I mean, we'll... No. We'll give priority to those who can explain. it very concisely. Oh, PJ's already texted her. I've seen it on paper and it's confusing.

Mrs. Mum's half-sister's daughter is also her sister. So confusing. It's always important to find out where in the country these people are. Darkville. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my God. Talking tangled family trees and sometimes you can't help her you fall in love with Kenya. It's just confusing, but yeah, like families.

Your parents are also your cousins. Does that work? No, that wouldn't work. It just makes things messy, right? Right, especially for the kids, because then they go, hold on. So we're cousins and half-sisters. What the hell's going on there, Mom? Yeah, there's a lot of murky cousin situations, eh? Yeah.

They're also your cousin, but they're also your brother or something like that. All right, let's go to Trevor the trout. Morning, Trevor. Yeah. So why are you called Trevor the trout out of a train? I don't know. I don't know. Well, I think it's a famous fish in the country.

Yeah, in Greymouth. True, it is. And now we've named him Trevor the trap, hookah. Yeah. TRIVE, tell us about your tangled family tree. Cool, yeah. So it is essentially the parents, my parents, they got married, and then their parents got married after meeting at the wedding,

and not immediately after. Yeah. And yeah. So by that classification, that makes my parents brother and sister. That means six. That's all the years because they're like stepbrother and sister now. That is absolutely your same. Essentially.

If I was your parents, the original ones, they had the first wedding, that would piss me off if my then parents got together. Because then it does make that situation when our brother and sister. You don't want to be with your step-sister. Yeah, Daniel. That's your ultimate fantasy. It is, but also it does make it weird, doesn't it? If it was Dan, he'd be trying to set the parents up. You're right, because everyone's like, disgusting, you're married to us.

Yeah, because you're like, disgusting, you're married to your step-sister and you're like, no, she wasn't when I married her. She became my stepsist after our parents. got together. Yeah, I would be so annoyed with that. God, that's so great, Treve. Thanks for you called Trev the Trout. Yeah, yeah. Okay, and we've got Jenny as well.

Jenny, this is your old boss's tangled family tree, yeah? Yeah, I used to work at a bar in Cowonga, and she had a partner who passed away in a motorbike accident. Horrific, sad, yeah. Yeah, really sad. And then got together with his brother and had a child. Well, they were cousins and brother and sister. I think I've seen that movie.

Yeah, that's wild. Cheney, do you know how longish between the death and the new relationship? Not like years and years and years, probably two or three. I don't know. I'd haunt the shit out of it. I'd be haunted. I can see how that would happen, though, because if your brothers, you'd probably have similar tastes, I would think, in women. And so if one of them dies...

Clint wants to get with his brother's wife. You know, you've lost your brother. They've lost their husband. So you've got some common ground in terms of your grieving and then that brings you together and before you know it. Jenny, stay on the line for this next question. I'm going to ask Clint. Here's a scenario. Jamie dies in a horrible motorbike accident.

So does Bevan. My brother, yeah. Your beautiful sister-in-law, Benx. She hits on you. She hits on you. Is that what so happening? I can't blame her. She's grieving.

She's going, Clint, I've always loved you. What are you doing? I'm going to console her and help provide for her in a future. which are my nieces. How are you going to console it? He's not speaking. He could have just said no. He could have said instantly.

No, of course I wouldn't. But Jenny, you were here to witness it. He's considering it. It's just all very unnatural. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I agree. He's having to change like a driver's license and a bus. He's going to go on.

He's going to change your driver's license, I guess. So yeah, go on. Then let's have a screw. He also. My brother-in-law is pretty good-looking. Hey, Jenny. Oh, Jenny. You have a sourcing minks.

Hey, maybe tomorrow we do hot brother and sister-in-law. Could be the first caller. All right, Jenny. Thanks. You've caused me probably a lot of trouble with the family group chat. All in the day's work.

Good on you, Jenny. Thanks, babe. See you, mate. Thanks, bye. Let's move on. We've got to give away $10,000. You want to move on. His Bevan message you yet, your brother?

Not. Oh, no, not yet. Let's go. Just easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000. Here we go, one past eight, ten correct answers. Starting with the lead me gives you in 30 seconds. Cash is yours.

You can pass. If we've got time, we'll go back. But no repeated answers. I think this is our first ever Curtis. Morning, Curtis. Morning, how are you? Yeah. Good, mate.

All right, imagine that. First time you call us and you leave $10,000 richer. That's not a bad hit rate. Fingers crossed, fingers crossed. Let's do this. All right, here we go, Curtis. Your letter this morning is H. H for hot stuff.

Let's go. Can you stop flirting with Curtis? Yeah, is it the voice? Because I know, I was picking that up to me. You can, like, complain if you want Curtis after this. Look, I do what I need to do for our first time call is. Okay. You know, here we go, Curtis.

Letter H, right, you ready? I'm ready. Give me a drink. Hot tea. Something that you put in a sandwich. A musical instrument. A retail store. H&M

Something you'd see in an office Um Pass A cartoon character Uh pass Something they can fly Um Pass

And word Nini and O Um Oh pass I'm done Standing up Standing up I stood up Okay let's take our time with it

Something they can fly Starting with age Come on I Come on There's an obvious one Helicocator Oh yeah balloon

Hummingbird. Okay, what about a cartoon character starting with H? Come on, one of the most famous cartoons. Come on. He's yellow. It's bald. Homer Simpson.

Yeah, it would have been a good one, I thought. Do you know what? I think we would add to pay hot tea because there's also hot chocolate. Yeah, hot tea. You can have cold tea. You can have cold tea. So I think we would have paid that.

That was one of the clothes is really good. I was like, this is looking good. I'd say that was a choking. Man, no, he did like a junior from cool runnings. We all know the movie. He came out of the blocks hot and then tripped over and fell on his face

halfway down the train. He did a team New Zealand. Remember when we were like, ate up? Yeah, what else did he do, Meg? He did it like the Warriors every year. Oh, she's good. Nah.

Not this year though. This is our year. It's up at the table. Go the Waz. That feels... Up the Waz. What do we say? No, that's what we say.

Up the Waz. I'm just disappointed and annoyed at you at the moment now. I thought it was good for me, Meg. Oh, thanks. All right. Also, of all days,

to treat me like that. it's emotional day for me I you nearly killed someone almost yeah I almost went to jail for manslaughter I could have yesterday he's just sad about himself not the fact that he nearly killed another person to close his life yeah

I mean it would have all been very sad oh my god the luckiest man alive who the guy that you nearly killed both of us yeah All right Clint Meg and Dan stinky boo All right Clint tell us how we could have lost you to jail

Yeah I mean that's always your greatest fear right Mick It is my greatest fear is My kids are my husband and my mum dying Well Clint said that he did a joke about how he was leaving The other day off here wasn't it And Meg burst into tears Like the city was like I'm leaving And you burst into tears

I did yeah I don't like it when things change And I don't like it when things happen to my people around And I don't want to go to jail So yes, Clarendon God you've got so many worries I know I need to de-stress Two of your top three fears

Almost yesterday when I was driving my son after his touch game to go pick up my daughter from her netball game, parent life. And while I was driving along and just chatting away to him, we having cool little yarns, it's raining. And I see this person, like, run across the road. But I'm like, they're going to stop in the middle of the road.

You know how you, like, get across halfway, and then you're a sassy situation, then you do the other half. Oh, so they're not going to run out in front of you. They're going to stop in the middle. Yeah, yeah, because otherwise, and so he sort of runs. And he starts to slow down. Okay, cool. He's all good, because I'm already aware what's going on.

I'm chatting away. to tie. He must have done that thing where he's like, oh, I think I can make it the rest of the way if I get going, even though he'd started slowing down. So he decides he's going to go for it, and he takes off and jumps out in front of me, and I'm chatting away, and my car just goes, rancers the brakes. The whole car comes to a screaming halt, and he's literally standing in front of me looking petrified with his hands out, like in a stop motion. And I didn't even hit the brakes. It was the Tesla. I didn't even know my car. I didn't even know my car did that.

It had some safety feature where if you're going to crash into something, it'll just stop the car for you. A lot of new cars have happened. If you weren't in your Tesla, you would have killed somebody yesterday. Well, he would have killed himself, I guess, because arguably he just jumped down in front of a moving vehicle neck

and that would be my defence. That's a decision for the courts. Yes, and thank God I didn't need to go through it. And he looked petrified and me and Ty was like freaked out because obviously you see that's just like, it's actually quite painful. Was he on a crossing at all? No.

No. No, okay, no, you're fine. Yeah. Oh, would I? Are they being fine? I don't know. If they were on any sort of pedestrian crossing, then you're... Me, because it sounds like he wasn't concentrating on the road.

It was raining. He was talking to his son, not looking at the road. I saw him, he slowed down. I was he's not going to go all the way, and then he did. Meg, I ended up doing something I think you would have done. I'm not... Did you cry? No.

Meek would have definitely cried, but it wasn't that. I patted my steering wheel and almost like congratulated my car on doing a good job. I was like, thank you. Thank you for that. I would be forever grateful because you're right, Clint. In my car, that would be a very different story. I literally got home and I was like, right, I'm charging you up. Even though you're at 60% I'm giving you the full charge tonight, I vacuumed it as well.

I felt like I owed my car something. You do. Yeah, thank you, Mick. And I was talking to producer Lily. I was telling her this morning. And she's like, I do that. I know that what do you mean? She's way worse than me.

When I go to subway, you know how everyone gets Italian herb and cheese usually? sometimes I feel sorry for the rye bread so I'd opt for the fried bread honestly you need help you need to talk to someone about that it's a piece of bread they don't have feelings it's the same with a Tesla

I kind of get it with a Tesla because they've sort of got human features you know like they've got eyes, headlights and stuff like that people get attached to their cars but a piece of bread you're cooked honestly do you not feel bad for it though like no one gets it who's getting it's just sitting in the tray

and the poor workers aren't ever grabbing it. I think about that with the tuna mayo. No one gets tuna mayo. But it's meek, it's dead fish. So my wife, she feels sorry if there's one teaspoon left in the cutlery drawer. She's like, it needs a friend. It's a piece of metal.

What human feelings do you give to inanimate objects? Cars I get, because people even give them, like, names and stuff. And they go to your wedding, you know, sometimes? I would give you a pass for a car. Okay. Well, can you rock down up? Dan seems to now be the, um, I don't know, the judge on whether it's appropriate or not to give human feelings to inanimate objects.

Every one will be the judge. I will be surprised if anything else comes up that I let go through other than a car. Oh, when I drink a beer, someone's already said, I put the empty bottle back in the fridge so he's with his mates. You're cooked. Clint Megandah. My car yesterday stopped me from hitting a pedestrian that jumped out in front of my vehicle, and it just anchored the brakes without me even touching them. I didn't even know it did that, so

I was so appreciative I kind of found myself patting this during the way and thanking it for what it had done. And I thought of you instantly, Meg, because I don't normally ever attribute human feelings to anything that's not alive. I feel like everything has human feelings in my world. Really? And you're not alone, babe. They are coming through thick and fast.

Yeah. Some techs coming through, Dan. My wife rotates all our coffee mugs, so they all get used equally. Your wife belongs in some sort of institution. Guy does his PlayStation controllers, so they don't think they have favourites or something. They're pieces of plastic? Really?

Yeah. I get the cars and a lot of people texting through and someone's called as well, Charlotte. Yeah, do you want to talk to Charlotte? Yeah, morning Charlotte. What are you humanising? Good morning. So I have two teddy beds that I keep on my bed, but one of them is quite big and it doesn't, it takes up too much of the space when I'm sleeping

and the other one is a good size but every night when I take the big one off the bed I'm just riddled with guilt that it has to sleep on the floor and I keep the other one in the bed so I have to prop it up on a pillow and like you know make it comfy

so that at least it has like a good night I think teddy bears are fine because they have got a human aspect to them like a car in a way you know what if you just put the teddy like in the passenger seat and you took it for a drive when you go out on a Saturday. I feel like that'd be enough. Give them favourites somewhere else. Maybe it would make up for it.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the point. You know you'll fine, Charlotte. I'd let you off on that one. It's because you have a teddy bear that you treat like a human. Oh god, yes. Adam. Let's go to Adam. Morning, Adam.

Good good, guys. I was going. So this isn't you. It's your girlfriend. Yes, it is. What's she humanising? So if we go into a store, whether it's a K-Mmart, or a supermarket and she looks at an item, she goes to pick it up and then thinks, oh, maybe I won't take it now and won't buy it.

She struggles to put it back because she feels that that item won't, no, feel good enough. Like, wasn't a good enough product to be purchased and taken home. Anna, so it was so close to getting you home. Oh my God, someone actually wants the meat as a sandwich per hour.

No, she's putting me back. Adam, man to man. Let's just come aside here for a second, man. You need to leave her. Okay, you need to leave her. She's going to pull you back in life. She sounds crazy. You can do better.

She sounds lovely. So empathetic. Unbelievable kind. Imagine when you have kids that she's going to know. Where's the line between empathetic and pathetic? Like, is that a coincidence that pathetic is in the word empathy? She's on this pathetic spectrum, I think. No, I actually do have a question because if she's that empathetic to items in Kmart, Adam.

How does she treat you when you over cold? She is honestly amazing. Oh, that's nice. Because... Go on. Oh, sorry. When I was first dating her, I got... sick at the time and like I lived 45 minutes away she drove all the way out there to bring me food

and buy me all these medicines and everything to make sure I was okay she sounds really crazy no she sounds lovely because I just think like sometimes I feel sorry for the spoons but if my husband sneezes I can't tell him to shut the effort up like quick enough yeah like stop me he's on the other end of his picture yeah he's got no empathy we need to bring this back there's so that some people are like naming their handbags you're crazy and I've got to special place for them where they all sit and watch your sleep. My work laptop got upgraded so when my old one had to go back I had to give

it a whole thank you speech you and almost cried. Imagine if you saw the footage back if we somehow filmed it and we showed you you'd think you're so crazy or did an old laptop funeral just like a bit of service just with one. Clint Meg and Dan Hit it! Hit it, bogey! Hit it.

It's back. Whoa. It's back after a few weeks. Very special one. We normally do a song that's kind of in the charts or topical for some reason. but this time we're going to try and get Dan in front of his favorite woman, Celine Dion. It's her birthday on Monday. Dan is going to do it. But a kind of a redemption you've tried to do Celine in the past and didn't work.

We don't talk about it. We don't talk about it. In fact, to be honest, I don't remember it. I think it's because I blocked it out of my memory. We did a different song though. She's on TikTok now and she seems to reshare and comment on people attempting her songs. So she's so funny. What an absolute tick off the bucket list of your vocal idol.

Knowing who you are and seeing you do something. I think it'll be a tick for the whole show, the listeners of the show as well, the people that have supported me all the way through at the spot. I don't know if they'd care that, man. It's not really on my bucket list. It's not my bucket list to have Celine Dionne being to see you. But she will. She'll know you.

She'll know you, Clint. She'll see you. She'll see the listeners of the show. Supporters of this segment. Cool, I guess. And I really feel like, you know what, Meg, it was your idea. I didn't even think of this. I didn't even know it was her birthday coming up.

Yeah. I really think if we can nail this, get it in front of Celine, she'll notice it. Hopefully. So what's the song we've gone with this one? Yeah. All coming back to me now, probably her most iconic track. And it's very, very difficult vocally. I've been practicing pretty much non-stop for the last 24 hours.

So it's a two-pronged sort of issue because obviously hitting the spot is the key for the segment. But I want to be good vocally as well here. Right. I'm not the best singer. I can hold a tune. You're the best singer on the show? But in terms of Celine Dion's prowess in her. high standards. I'm nowhere near.

Okay. This is some of the behind the scenes practice. Don't play this because it's bad. I haven't heard it. I'm hearing it the same time as everyone else. Okay. How long is it? 24 seconds too long. That's 20 seconds too long. Really, really frustrating because it's actually

a really difficult song to hit the spot. Meg's itching her ear, which means she's nervous. What is she saying right at the end? Then all your laws are loud. allow more than all your laws allow. All right. Okay. All right.

And then we're going to come in on that first baby. And then the other two are really just celebration babies off the back, hopefully, because you've nailed that first one. Yeah. And I'm trying my hardest to go up the octave. So the stuff you heard there is in practicing I'm down the octave. But I really want to try and take it up. You don't want to change where you come in.

I had somebody suggest that our Overtinkers podcast that you do the baby, baby, baby, and then come back in on, like, what we're the next? Do you mean? It doesn't make any difference to you. It just actually all it does is gives Dan longer to sing on his own and more time to get out of time. I think either is going to be epic. Yeah. If I hit it, it's going to be an absolute shocker if I don't.

Okay, so also we talked a little bit about Monday. We're like, no, let's do it tomorrow, 8 o'clock tomorrow, and then we've got 48 hours over the weekend for her to see it, and hopefully Monday we've got great news. Okay, the thing is, though, if we don't hit it, let's just not post on social media. No. Let's not let Celendion have a chance of seeing it.

Also, when you say when we don't hit it, do you mean you don't know? Oh yeah, but I want to do it as a show. You know, I go in it. We all do this together. Oh, it's a Clint Mega Dan. I think, yeah, I'm going to bring the theta back up. Is it a water roll? Clint.

Clint never gets the comments, Dan. He doesn't get all the people saying. Clint are you. He's just moving his fingers around. Let's go. It's time for Clint Meggin' dads. It's a fuel. We know how hard it is out there at the moment.

So all you have to do is call us 0800. edge we're spinning a wheel full of car makes and if it lands on your one, you win? That's so it's simple, you don't have to do anything except call us. It's like of the draw wheel. The reason why we don't tell you what it lands on is because we don't trust you and we think you might just lie and so you drive that car and you don't. So you've got to tell us first.

And we'll see if it matches. Well spinning, here we go. As soon as it stops we'll go to the phones. Okay. Haven't had this one. I haven't had this one. Let's go. Jordan. Jordan, what kind of car do you drive? BMW? Absolutely not.

No. Get out of here, man. Get out of here. Okay, Lou, you're up, Nix. What do you drive? Lou, what do you drive? No. Let's go to you.

Nicole. What are you driving, Nicole? A Suzuki. Oh, Suzuki would have been the next segment. Head of Dan had pushed it a little harder, Nicole. Sorry about that. What about you? Let's go to Haley.

Haley, what do you drive? Micey Nestor. Oh, close, but no cigar, unfortunately. It's on the wheel. Not today. Come on, get to rip through them. Lana, what do you drive? Amitza Bishi.

Nah, Nana Mitsubishi. All right, Emily, what do you drive? Hyundai. Hyundai. Hyundai. Not a Hyundai. Oh, my gosh, Paul, produced car trying to rip through these. Stacey, what do you drive?

Yeah, so do I. Paul, what do you drive? A Ford. Yeah! I have a Ford territory. Okay, well, that's 200 bucks going on the territory today. That sounds hungry. Oh.

Thank you so much. I just went down literally and put $60 in and I only gave me $220Ks. Yeah. So I'm so grateful for this. You're very welcome. Yes, definitely. How good. We're doing again tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm going to spend. Clint, Megan Dan. Smart or stupid. Or saving money at the moment or attempting to save money and we'll discuss whether we think it's smart or stupid. Yeah. Because there are some things like your wife, she's reusing tea bags and I think that's stupid. Oh it is because the amount of money you're saving is so minuscule. Yeah, and acquaintance of my husband went out and bought $800 worth of diesel petrol and his stockpiled it in his shed.

That's naughty, I think, as well, because you're taking it away from other people that may need it just more than you. Also, I don't, I mean, I don't know. Maybe it's fine, because my papa, I remember when I was a kid, he used to have barrels of fuel under his house. It's not how safe it is, but, yeah, and then he would just, if he wanted to fill up, you'd just have the hose and he'd just, like, fill it up in his garage. My pop wouldn't use a Lordmower because he didn't want to use this before electric ones were invented. So he'd just pull the grass out with his hands. They had a small backyard. More bad sense of me.

He looked crazy when he'd do it. It takes how long to... It can be stored for six to 12 months, but that's all anyway. So it doesn't last very long. It's a bit of a gamble, too, because if you've got a lot left over and then the prices come down and you're like, oh, damn it, I guess it's kind of like a mortgage rate. Yeah, I think... I don't know if it's smart, but I wouldn't say you stupid. I think you'd land somewhere in the middle of that.

Fuel evaporates as well over time. It does. Yeah, it does. Like, if you get hot days, like, it evaporates out of a tank. So if you're just stockpiling and leaving it there, you're losing money. I do love the show. I've never seen it, but I follow it on Instagram, TLCs. Yeah.

It was my favorite show to wash when I had a sick day. Yeah, and they do cheapskates on it. And this is one of the cheapest things I think I've ever heard somebody do. We have the credit card, but try not to abuse it. And freeze the credit card so that it's not. easily accessible. And what I'm doing is thawing out the ice. It's a lot of effort. So in order for my wife to use it, she has to put some labor into it. What a nightmare. He uses it in a block of ice, like a block. It wouldn't work now anyway. It just got

auto fill in my computer. You know, like I use it once like auto fill. I don't have to go and get out the car. And then you're using it in the shop for paywave, you know. You probably just wave the ice over the top of the payway. This poor woman, I think, who's married to this guy and she's almost trying to convince herself that it's cool when the showerhead stops working? A few months ago, our shower head broke, and Sean came up with a great way to fix it. For the price of a soda bottle,

he rigged it up to the showerhead and just poked holes in there. And now we have a brand new shower head. This kind of is an ice for, but it works, and I appreciate it. I mean, it's literally half of a Coca-Cola bottle over where the shower yet would be. just jammed holes in them. And it sprays awful.

That's a great temporary fix before you can afford to getting you one. Not as like, that's good. Now it's done. The full-time solution to the problem. You're just making your life crap by trying to save a little bit of... You're not saving that much money. And what about this one? By washing my clothes in the shower with me, I'm saving at least $15 a month. So he hops in and showers with his clothes on and then soaps up his clothes and his body.

What a freak. Yeah, that one's not right. Just put them in, take them off at least. Although you do sit there and go, is it just marketing that's told us that we have to wash our clothes separately to our body, you know? Do we have to go to denim? Just quickly because you're doing something that I've always wondered about what happens. You're putting your car into neutral when you're going downhill to save money. Yeah, just being bunging it into neutral and, you know, saves your fortune.

Does it? Yeah. How much is it saving you, though, denim? Have you seen the savings? No, because I use the... company fuel card, so... Brilliant. Now we're talking.

Yeah, brilliant. Wow, you're not even doing this for your own money. What a company man. What? Incredible. Yeah, absolute company man, you know. I think he's just taking the piss out of a video I released a few weeks ago, bunging it into neutral.

Susie from Crushidge, what are you doing to save money? We'll decide if it's smart or stupid. Rain barrels, all our plants get really well-worned. Yeah, that's actually just smart. It is literally a free product that comes from our sky, and most of us just ignore it. We're about to get 33 hours of rain in Auckland, which is free. It's, you know, I think that's smart.

We're getting water-powered cars. We've got enough of that. Well, I don't think we do have enough water. We had, like, water shortages and droughts over the last couple of years in Auckland? I don't know. You're going to be keeping up. You're the media, remember, Meg, so you can be spreading misinformation. I can't believe how much people look at me like I'm an idiot every time I say something.

That's true. We have had droughts. And then you looked around for confirmation. I know. I need to say with confidence. I need to be like a man. She is a flat earther, though, so don't believe you're going to see. Be more like a man.

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