The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW cotton buds in both ears?

Episode Date: January 25, 2026

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan in this episode of their podcast featuring a mix of funny moments, guest interviews, and controversial debates. They kick off with a humorous take on Auckland's Anniversary weekend, delve into Clint's health mishaps, and discuss throwback music choices. Meghan opens up about her recent struggles and the team engages in a lighthearted debate on New Zealand’s music scene. The show also features a special 'Ask Me Anything' segment with Cindy, who shares her incredible experience of leaving a cult at 31. With fun segments, a chance to win $1,000, and candid discussions about life, this episode is packed with entertainment, insights, and unexpected moments. 00:00 Introduction and Show Opening01:29 Music Throwback Discussion05:58 Meg's Bakery Incident08:55 First call of the day12:02 Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift Feud16:29 Men's Peak Libido Age27:00 Gratitude and Simple Pleasures36:04 SCANDAL: Mike Posner37:33 Harry Styles VIP Access42:07 Clint's Unbeatable Talents52:16 Ask Me Anything: Cindy's Cult Experience01:02:12 Admin Night: A New Trend?01:07:48 Celebrity Updates and Heartwarming Stories01:11:21 Conclusion and Farewell

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Wake up with the show, you know. It's the edge breakfast. Clint Megan Dan, 942. Good morning to everyone except Auckland. Yeah. Oh, I did notice as well. If I had forgotten, it was the Auckland anniversary weekend. I would have been reminded by driving in,

because I was the only one on the motorway. I felt like I was in trouble. Even at 4 a.m. it was quieter. Yeah, yeah. Crazy. Yeah. I felt like I was doing something wrong. It was so dead.

I think everyone starts getting their anniversary day like pretty early to start of year. There's just a couple of rogue ones that are like September or something. Best time. We're weird. Clint's been up all night with the squirts. Yeah.

I think I've been up and down since 2 a.m. So I'll get it out the way. Lots about out. Yeah. But the fact that you're here, Clint, just goes to show what kind of guy you are. Yeah, you're a battler. My wife brought me a barocco when I was, like, sitting on the floor of the shower. She's like, you're all right, I put some toast down for you.

Well, you know what's good. You know it's good for diarrhea. Caffeine. That'll keep it going. Have you had some? No, I have no coffee. I got offered it. I didn't think it was a good idea.

Do you want some bread, toast? Yeah, I had some toast. Yeah, in that case. Do you want us to stop talking about it? Yeah. We can do that. All right? No way you'll get it.

away with that. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh my gosh. Us versus the playlist for your 6am throwback. Demi Lovato is currently what the playlist is serving up. I think it'll leave it personally. Well, there's a few options that we could replace that with.

Alicia Keys, first off back in 2008, went to number one with her album, As I Am. Which, as we know, Alicia Keys did that song with Jay-Z. What is it? New York. It's not called that. It's called Empire State of Mine. Yeah. That is a banger. Yeah. Also, I mean, yeah.

JZ are doing a lot of heavy lifting, I think of that. But another big one. She actually raves about Meg's singing abilities. She does. She's the only singer that has. That was when I went to Alley and met her for the first time. And by first experience, I sat on the floor cross-legged, and for an hour watched her listen to her own album while we all. got to hear it for the first time and she just danced.

Good on her. I think so too. Good honour, I guess. On stage we're amongst you. It was like in a room like this. It was like a studio and then she'd talk about each song and then like how it came to be. And then she'd be standing everyone else was sitting on the floor and she'd just stand there and sweat, dance to her own music. How was she dancing?

Was it like full on choreographed or just sort of swaying? I'll do it and you describe it. Okay. So she's sort of just, oh yeah, so you're just swaying from side to side like you're in the club. Oh yeah. move into the music. Yeah, it should really get into it. I was imagining her like doing more choreographed stuff.

No. No, no, no. It was like she was closed eyes feeling the music. To be fair, I think if you're listening to a song for the first time, there's like, say, four of you, if someone comes out early with an opinion, go, oh my God, this is sick, I think it influences everyone else. So her dancing, we're like, oh, this is so good, makes you enjoy it more, whereas if she's sitting there like...

But I would be doing this. Really? Do they like it? I mean, that's the difference, I guess, between an A-list celebrity and normal people. Right. As they just have no, they just know what they want. Yeah, well, they've got teams around them that say they're the, you know,

they're the best of the bits. You know, they're amazing. They're amazing to be hard not to get a big ego, I imagine. So what do we want? Do we want her or do you? I think that, or the other option is you said that all the boys from one direction have released music over the week and so we could just do a 1D throwback. Oh, Clint's got the squirts.

They'll cheer him up. Yeah. Did you do a meg last night, Clint out of interest? No, I didn't do a meg. so we won't have to remix the song Doing a Mac Doing a Mac Yeah, I'm in control of the buttons

Doing a Mac, doing a Mac Poohing the bad Poohing the bad Poohing the bed Doing the bed Doing a Mac How is it that Clint's had the squirts Until tooi in this morning

And somehow I'm dragged into it Because you shat the bed Yeah, yeah you didn't get up I kept getting up And I would go to the bathroom You just didn't get up Meck was just like, Ah.

I can't be more. I didn't know. I didn't. I don't get to the last. I mean. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Boys all drop new music. Yes, yes.

I've got a boy band beat off later on. Oh, my one of work on the name. What do you mean? No, because they've got beats. They've got new beats. Yeah, yeah. We argued about, well, discussed, I guess, whether Louis releases new music

accidentally on the same week as Harry or deliberately so that people would listen to his song because Harry ends up creating the hype and then they go, oh, check out the other boys' track as well. Yeah, it's just interesting. They've all had this week. I mean, maybe they did discuss it and now it's very exciting.

I had a weekend of being in the really terrible mood. I must be in my lyrical phase. I've been like... Because I know you chose peace as your... Claire? Resolution word for this year. I don't know if choosing people... has made me more angry,

or it's just a very, the way I am has shown me how much I need the word. I don't know which one it is. So, peace is and peace and love, or pieces and peace and love? Yeah, piece and love. It's meant to be like,

just drop it, just leave it. And I'm not a confrontational person, but I've become one since having my second child. I don't know if the hormone changes the thing. I don't know if I'm more tired or I just have no time for wasting my time or my money or my energy. Give us an example.

and waste my in. What happened on the weekend that you were like, God, I mean. Okay, I'll do, okay, so I went to a bakery. I went to a bakery. And the bakery had all this thing. Oh, that was going to be, oh, okay.

Yeah, I was getting a piece of, a piece of bacon egg pie. It was a very busy bakery. So, like, and there was, and it's not their fault, but there was a woman that was just, oh, painful, didn't realize there was a big line behind her or didn't, didn't care.

You know, like, putting her, like, change back into a wallet and not moving aside so people could keep, oh, it's so annoying. And we finally got to the front, had a toddler who was like hanging off me, Daisy. And their cabinetry had all these slices, but none of them were labelled of what they were.

And so I was like, what's that? Is that blueberry slice? Can I want, is that blueberry slice? Oh, no, you're going to be worse than the lady with the change. I know, I know, clearly. And I was trying to be fast. I was like, that's blueberry slice. So I just want to make right,

it's got blueberries on top of that's blueberry. And she goes, one, I was like, that one. That one. It's got no label, blueberry slice. And she goes, yeah. And I was like, I just, My daughter's intolerant to chocolate, so I don't want any chocolate in it. Right.

So is there a chocolate in it? Oh, let me check. Goes to the chef. The chef goes while, I can see he's getting angry. She comes back and she's like, it's blueberry slice. Fine, I'll get it. $10 later, for a slice! Go to the car, chocolate all through it.

It's like, it's like the universe is going, well, you're going to go to peace. We're going to test you. Yeah. We're going to help. She's an illusial phase, eh? Let's get her. Let's get her. Yeah, yeah, so that was, that was, God, I just went off.

And I should just, again, just be chill, it's okay, but like 10 bucks. And I asked three times, said she was intolerant. There's a, there's a, because you brought up God, Dan, there is a verse talking about how God gives his most difficult challenges to his, to his hardest, to his toughest soldiers. Thank you so much. So maybe you're nothing else going on in the world that could be stressful to people. Maybe you're one of his toughest soldier, he gives you one of, you know, like chocolate and blueberry slices. Go, shut up me. Honestly, you listen back and you're like,

oh, you've got chocolate in your blueberry class from your fancy cafe? No, I don't think you know. Because my wife hates mayonnaise or any white sauce. And so anytime we get a burger and she'll be like, no mayonnaise, what do they do? Put mayonnaise on it. It's annoying.

It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Yeah, that was just one of the other three times that I complained. Okay, cool. Ozzie there are a few others, but we don't have time. We don't have time. It's sad. It is very, very sad.

Okay, coming up next, we're into first call of the day. So if you want to get amongst the pies that went and smashed one, the cheeseburger pie at Z on Sunday. Oh, so good. Probably. Yeah. We didn't see not me. Sorry, yeah.

Then just give us a call. We'll see her voucher. Clint, Megadale. Lesh, go! She gets thrashed in her house. Olivia Dean. Just so good. She's on repeat. My daughter's not a fan because of how often we... And my daughter just wants to hear Taylor Swift all the time.

She's gorgeous, isn't she? Yeah. First call on the day. All right, who's it going to be? Who's going to set the tone for the week? The woman with my favourite name of all time. It's Belinda Butterfield. Oh, morning, Belinda? Butterfield. Yeah, isn't that great name? Good morning.

Now, your name sounds like a 1920s reporter. You know, those people would be like, I'm going to blow this gaze wide open. Those kind of the people that would talk like that. And you'd say, you throw back to the studio saying your name. Yeah. My name's Belinda Butterfield. This is the News. Like that. How good is that?

That sounds like you. What do you actually do, Belinda? A merchandiser at Bunnings Warehouse. Oh, Bunnings Warehouse. Okay, so... Very different. Where would I find light bulbs? What aisle?

42. Oh, my God. See, she's so... Okay, what about hoses? Hoses. They're on the garden centre. I'm not quite sure. What about if I needed a gun, like one of those little...

No, no, those little temperature guns that you aim it, like it's like a laser and you aim it at the barbecue and it tells you... exactly what the temperature is. Oh, they'll be over by the barbecues. Yeah, there's just a barb... Yeah, it's like a barbecue area. It's not really an aisle, is it?

It's like outdoor furniture and stuff. Before you go to the garden. God, you're good, Belinda. Yeah. How long does it take, you know, for the people at Bunnings to work out where everything is? It depends how enthusiastic they are about their jobs. Yeah, it's both. But is it true?

We found out that actually things are laid out in order that you would build a house. So Tim is at the start? listened to that on the show I found that out and then when I went into work the next day I had a look around and I was like oh actually that's really true. Yeah it's really clever if you didn't know Bunnings someone told us once that Bunnings

warehouses are set out like how you build a house so one side of the store is like the wood and stuff where you start and then the end is furnishing. It's like landscape and like trees and stuff when you're just finishing up It'll be a long visit to the store if you do it and order. Yeah but if you go I need paint and you go what part of the

it'd be relatively... Around the middle? Yeah Like towards the end. Yeah. Yeah. And you can kind of work out where things are. It's incredible, really. Yeah, quite simple.

Good on you, but Linda. Yeah, you obviously not in Auckland, enjoying anniversary. Where in the country are you? I'm from Timaru. Oh, nice. Yeah. All right, well, we'll give a voucher. Yeah.

Is that where you're maize is in Timaru? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, they do make them down here. I've never actually had one. Well, I was going to say you get stuck in his head and see if they give them a run for their money. Yeah, it's a good idea.

Much better pies there, Z. Yeah, good, thanks. My son's 18th birthday today, so I'll buy him a treat from him. Oh, how good. Yeah, get it. Oh, I wish him had birthday from us. Oh, thank you. It's crazy thinking that I've got an 18-year-old.

I know, you don't sound like you have an 18-year-old. You sound like 20 yourself. Yeah, my... I will have a week yet to give a for him on Friday night, and his friends thought that I was a sister. Hey, get it, Melinda. Get it, Belinda. All right.

Thanks for calling, babe. We'll get that voucher out to ASAP. Coming up in Scandal Nikes, Kim Kardashian has said to her sister, Chloe, on her podcast, what she thinks of Taylor Swift. It's coming up. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Scandal. With Meg.

It's been one of the most famous feuds, I think, in Hollywood. Kim and Taylor after Kim, oh gosh, she got in the middle of the Kanye and Taylor hate that is still ongoing and probably will forever be ongoing. that started when Kanye went up on stage at the MTV Awards and said that Beyonce deserved the award when Taylor was like 17 years old and won her first music video award for Love Story. Then Kanye and Kim got married

and then Kanye wanted to say that he made that bitch famous and that he might sleep with Taylor. Taylor said yes to one of the lions, didn't know about the other one, said she didn't like it when it did come out, when it was released. And then Kim released a phone call of Taylor agreeing to let Kanye use that a certain lyric,

even though it was the wrong one. and so it all just blew up and that's why reputation the album exists because she wrote it about Kim and Kanye. Wow. I wonder if Kim to a certain degree regret siding with Kanye now she knows what he's actually like.

And that's why Taylor always has, you know, she has the song about karma of like the trash will take itself out like she wasn't worried about she I mean it would have been painful but a lot of her songs do scream the notion of like it will all come out Like, it will eventually take care of itself, hence karma.

But this is what Kim recently said about Taylor Swift just, like, yesterday. Do you think people would be surprised that you listen to Taylor Swift? I think I've said it. I think people would be surprised. Surprised. Yeah, I mean, it's just I have her, like, some of her older songs in my playlist. I've always thought she's, like, a super talented, great artist. And do you like country music?

Love country music. Right. But what she has said in the past, right back, oh gosh, when Kim was just getting famous with keeping up the Kardashians' first season. She said this on the red carpet. Number one song on my iPod, Taylor Swift Love Story. I love Taylor Swift. I love Taylor Swift. I'm the biggest Taylor Swift fan. I'm watching her on Twitter. I just signed up for Twitter and I'm watching you, Taylor. Oh, that's the most early 2000s clip I've ever heard.

She really liked her, but I don't know if she made a point of saying that she likes her old music because new music, Taylor, has written about Kim, namely this song, Thank You, Amy. That's about Kim, and if you think, no, it's about Amy. She wrote out, Thank you, Amy, and then capitalized K, I, and M in the title of the song, so it made it very obvious. I wonder if that from Kim, the latest clip that you just played before, is sort of a form of apology. Do you think so? I wonder whether it is.

I mean, who knows what's happened behind the scenes in terms of maybe she has message Taylor, who knows, she could have. But in terms of a public kind of olive branch, as you say. Yeah, I think Taylor just couldn't give to shit. Oh, I know she probably doesn't. No, no, I know. Yeah, I just think that her reaction,

she just couldn't care less. But if I was Kim, I'd feel like a bit of an idiot after the Kanye stuff. Yes. But now that's not good of her to... You've got to support your husband and your wife or your partner, right? I know, but you don't need to maybe get directly involved.

I don't know. again, you're right, Clint. She had to support her husband. But as Taylor said, another song, Mad Woman, you should be mad like me, but instead you're supporting your man, yeah. All thanks to OUSA, it's not Otago without ORI. Head to Otagoori.orgi.com.

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Money, like you said, well-spent. All right. Up next, a study has found, after surveying 67, it's a strange number, 67,000 men, what age we are the most, into that. Play a song.

Clint Meg and Dan. It's time to get naughty at 6.40. Wow, that song fits in nicely, doesn't it, Dad? It does, very, very much so. Because there has been a study released into, and I'm going to use the word horny. Okay. Sue me.

Okay. The horniest that a male is at what age, okay? And... Can I make a guess? Once you, before you get it, I want to make a guess before you tell me. Okay. So there is, well, you make a guess. So this is like, what age are men the horniest and most sexually wanting?

It's either really young, you know, like first, just thinking about boobs and stuff, like really young or Clint's age. It's one or the other. Interesting, because you're the first one doesn't even feature. No. It's late 30s. Oh, yeah, Clint's age. Early 40s. Yeah, good money.

Yeah, it checks out. Wow, so that's when they're... I've got a theory. Is it because they're not getting any? Oh, well, that's an interesting theory you had. Are you thinking because they're married and they've gotten through certain stages in life? They're not getting it as often so they're there for,

but pent up. Is that what you're thinking? I would love to know when women's peakers because I think women are like 30. Well, apparently, currently they are doing the opposite survey for women. Oh, so the survey for women is second. Yeah, yeah, classic. So they spent a lot of time.

They did like the interview. surveyed 67,000 men. I was like, where are they getting the money and the time to do that? From 18 to 89-year-olds, 67,000 men. There is currently a women's one being done at the moment. What would you say, Meg? What would be the flip script of this? The horniest that I would be, or I think my friends would be,

I do think I think it's like early 30s where you're like actually, you come into yourself more, you're the most comfortable with yourself and you get to a point that you're like, right, no holds barred, like I will. Is that the same? that, you know, you just kind of like suddenly, I feel like your 20s,

like you might be the hottest that you look, but I don't think that you are the most comfortable with yourself, the most confident with yourself. I think your 30s is when you finally throw all that, your inhibitions out the window and you go, right, let's do this. I've finally, like, gotten over self-conscious thoughts whilst doing it. Or when you're younger, you're like more worried about the guy and them finishing rather than yourself,

if we're going to be really honest. And then your 30s, you're like, Well, you're doing it or you're not. There's been other studies, interesting you say that because there's been other studies that have been conducted that sort of say that women's libido, in general, this is generalising hair, decreases throughout their life, and men's tends to increase.

Brilliant. Which is really interesting, is one. Oh, yeah, there's going to be a part where the graph is going down and now there's going up where there's going to be a lot of... Yeah, tension. Tension, yeah, that's probably a good way to put it, Meg. Yeah. But, I mean, I'd be interested to know people listening,

what age you are and where you think you were the horniest in your life. Yeah, would you agree with 30s ladies if that's you too? You can just text 33, 4, 3 if you think 30s. I just don't understand, like, where these people, when they're going to get a grant to research something. And then they go, what do you want to find out? I want to find out when people are the, guys are the horniest. They're like, cool, how much money do you?

They're like, a million dollars? They're like, why? They're like, oh, I want to survey over 60,000 men to make sure the stats are good. And then who's giving them the money? Did you see that in 2023 was the first time that any period products were tested with blood and not saline two years ago. That's crazy, eh? First time. First study ever done. It was done

with blood. They tested them rather than saline, which is salt water. You do poo-poo the research clint, but this was an American study and we're talking about it in a little old New Zealand. So it's obviously got a bit of traction. Gave us a break, didn't it? We've got your chance to win a thousand bucks. Easy money in 15 minutes. Your chance to

score some cash for you at an expensive weekend if you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter me gives you inside 30 seconds. Make it easy. I feel like it is easy. I mean, it's in the name, but we need to make it easier. Clint Megan Dan. We have asked me anything happening with Cindy at 8 o'clock this morning.

Here's a little snippet. You were born into a cult that you didn't leave or escape from until your 30s. Correct. So I came by it, honestly. I was born into it. And I was 31 when I left. And actually, that was almost 20 years ago now. Yeah, so she catches up with us at 8 o'clock to tell us,

what it's like to spend three decades of your life and a cold. We were just doing a quick survey. 67,000 men were said to be at their orniest between late 30s and early 40s. I said, well, ladies, they'd work it in this survey, but what would you vote for? I thought early 30s, Rebecca brings up a good point saying, I don't know, Meg, I'm 30. I've got two kids, nine months postpartum, very much feeling the least confident, very hard to accept your new body after kids. But maybe the confidence will come a few years. I turned into my 30s.

I actually couldn't agree more with you, Rebecca. and my confidence at the bottom of the well at the moment, but I have a confidence in my soul of who I am, just not in what I look like. So I think it will come in a couple of years. Yeah, and I think that's what another, this, one of this survey said, that women that have had kids, like, recently,

I think that less. Less. Less. Less. In terms of libido. Fair enough. Yeah, maybe after a few years, I would say I'm the most confident in who I am as a person. But yeah, in myself, maybe I was wrong there. Although Haley and Lou do agree.

maybe 40s, 30s. Yeah, kids probably complicate the survey a little bit. Apart for anything else, the body issues aside, also kids are just a bit of a cock block, aren't they sometimes? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they can be, they can be. Morning, Haley. Hello.

Hi, Haley. What do you think is the highest libido for a woman, age-wise? Well, I probably would say, like, between 27 and 30. Like, that would have been me, but I will agree with what was said before, too, I mean, I'm two years out of been post-parted and I'm probably just really feeling myself now.

Yeah, I think it takes two to three years, which is funny because then you normally have another kid and it starts all over again. Do you think, Haley, because you're quite specific, because you're quite specific there, 27 to 30, and I don't want to say it, but what do they call it, is it the slut phase? You know, where, not you, I'm not talking about you,

but where, because guys can have it as well. Well, maybe. I mean, I've gone out of, like, a long relationship from like 20 to 27, and then I was kind of like free. But also I should say like I was free, but then free with my new partner because we have been together now for like five years.

But I'd say that new one. And I mean, like I have a three and a half year old and a two and a half year old. So we've got them very close together. So I feel that whole not feeling good in between a little bit before. I know you grow to baby, but you still obviously gain weight and you,

your body changes. But then. So that's so sad, Haley. I just still feel like that the world is so upside down. I could talk about this all day and I know I can't, but I just can't believe that society doesn't hail us as our most beautiful after we give birth and have kids. Because it is the most incredible thing.

Yeah. I just can't believe that it's like, ugh, yuck. Well, not everybody thinks that. It's got a soft belly. Not everybody fix that. I know, I know. It's just, I mean, I guess an overall consensus of, you should look as young and as small and as, yeah, you know.

Well, Meg, you look incredible. You've had two kids, You just have to look at the comments on a lot of our videos on social. Everybody's swooning over you. I did get one, yes. Yeah, he was a bot. Even though he was a bot, even though I'm pretty sure it was a bot. Even the bots, the bobs are being programmed to see you're hot.

They know what they're looking for. Hey, Haley, you're selling you go to busy house. We'll sue you out with 50 bucks to go spend a pizza hut. Oh, thank you. Yeah, thanks for being so honest and sharing with us this morning. All right, let's get into it. Your chance won a thousand bucks if you can go as 10 answers, starting with the letter. Meg gives you inside 30 seconds.

You can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeat answers. Are the rules. Yeah. And this morning playing from the bottom of the South Island Invercargill, Zoe, morning. Hey, Zoe. Morning. Zoe, how's the weather in Invercargo?

We've had some good weather, but so far today, it's looking pretty crappy. Yeah. And it's classic for New Zealand summer in January, though, isn't it? It's always like this. Zoe, is it true that you would spend $1,000 ago on a date night in Queenstown? Yes. It's only up the road, so why not? Yeah, let's blow the whole lot.

Yeah. That would be awesome. Like, you could go for maybe a long weekend. Yeah. Have a nice hope today. Yeah. Beautiful. Okay.

Right, here we go. Your letter this morning is N for never. K. N, did you say? Yeah, L-M-N. N-finally, I would have said. But anyway, let's move on. Right, here we go.

That works as well, oh. Thank you. Okay, your time was that at the end of me asking you your first question. Good like, Zoe. Okay. Give me a four-letter word. Zoe. Pass.

A body part. What was it, sorry? A body part. Me? No, that's okay. Fuck. God, shut, stop. No.

No. No. She's been a lot. Zoe, you're done, Dally. You're done. She gets to start again. She's like, pulled a hemie. like walking to the start line

and then we were just like I mean it was all downhill from when Med said N for never Yeah I was like oh no We got through two We got through two My favorite was when you said

K, knee, oh no that's a K and then said F Yeah That's great Yeah they're not in the wrong word You will go down as one of the greats they ever play Like you Maybe you remember for all the wrong reasons

but still put a smile on our face, Zoe. That's going to be a video. Yeah. Yeah. And producer Carl, we can reuse that one too. We can just use that one. Yeah, true. We only got through two, so we're just going to keep the list. Yeah.

Thanks, Zoe. Okay. Back again at 8 o'clock if you think you can do better. You're like, oh, that was terrible. I can do better that. 8 o'clock then. Prover. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Things we love, those little things in life that when we take notice to them and you add them all up, I think they create what is a great life. It's very important as well with this sort of thing at the moment with the world we live in at the moment. It's very, very scary. I had a very serious conversation with my wife last night about how, especially in America at the moment, it is ramping up massively over there with the ice. And just in general, I think it's just a scary world to live in. Yeah, sending love to anybody that is people do listen to us over in America.

In fact, we have a listener who lives in Minneapolis who's quite frightened, obviously. And I know you've got friends over there too, Dan. Yeah, my best friend lives in New York, so he's a little bit away from Minneapolis. But the way that things are developing over there and innocent people being killed. Yes. Just, like I saw a video the other day of a lady, a Mexican lady, that has papers to be living in America. She's allowed to live there.

Getting literally pushed into a corner by these ice guys asking for her papers, just because she looks different and doesn't look like she's from America. It is unbelievable. Can you imagine that, not being able to leave your house in America as well? This is a developed country. Yeah. and not be able knowing that you could be tackled by these people. Oh, it's scary.

Can I also say, like, say if it was happening in New Zealand, I don't even know how I'd prove. Like, you know, how many people have their birth certificate on hand? How would you prove that you're from here if they say you're not? Yeah. Just, you know, just straight off the bat. How do you prove that you're born here? So, you know, that's what I mean.

Like, it's very, it's actually a hard thing to prove just very, in the next one minute on the spot. It's very hard to do anything. People will probably be carrying around stuff now because they have to. Yeah. Because otherwise, you're right. Then it ends up becoming this, like. like maybe week-long process and being detained before you can prove it.

And so now it's so important, I guess, to see the simple things and enjoy the simple pleasures in life because that's all you've got, especially people in America right now. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes those little moments can seem really trivial, but then it's like, well, but if there are things that you go, that was cool, actually. And my kids and my wife and I have started a gratitude journal

because I'm a big fan of Tony Robbins, and it feels like he was massive in the 90s, he didn't really go away, but he's just, maybe he's just all through my algorithm at the moment. Yeah. And I don't know why I always think of Shallow Hell with Jack Black would I first think of him. Yeah, absolutely.

But he's talking about you don't live the life, you live the life you focus on, not the life that you're actually living or that you experience, because you can focus on, we could all have the same experience, all three of us, but we all focus on different things as part of that experience, so it affects.

Sorry, our brains are literally wired, and once you know this, it helps, but our brains are wired, to prove us right. We are inherently arrogant and our brains want to be right. We want to be proven right and that's why even with an American right now, people will twist every story to fit their own agenda but you

will also just in the small things. If you think you're unlucky and you've got a bad life that's what you'll see and you'll prove it to yourself. Your brain will do everything it can to prove you're right but if you've got to if you keep telling yourself you've got the best life ever and you're so lucky it will also do that it does take time to rewire that new path and it happens, it works.

So what are those little moments that you witness or that happen to you in your life? It might be very specific or they might be much more relatable. Three, three, four, three, head us up on text. It's nice to remind people what to look for. Can I kick this off? And this is a thing that we've been told many, many a time not to do. And I'm not suggesting you do it, but man, it feels good.

A cotton bud in your ear. Oh, God, damn. Oh, I always feel, just to not do it. The guilt I feel when I do it. Oh, I got a little camera that goes in your ear and I can, I get, I look at my earwags. Well, you didn't look at it. Yeah, and I just scrape it out. Really? I don't know.

You could get those. Yeah, yeah, go on. Timu. Yeah, yeah. But just like it... Timu's got everything. I like to put a little bit of hot water on it, like, or like more water. Then just dab it around.

Oh my God, it could send me to sleep. It's the best feeling in the world. That's so good. Well, that's unfortunately the high water mark at the moment. If you've got anything better, 3343. I'm the only one that makes up. Oh, 800 at the edge. We'll take your texting calls.

On a Monday, we like to look at certain things that have happened to us, although we love to witness. There's little moments that you go, man, I wish I could bottle that feeling. It'd be so good. Some texts that have come through on 3343. When you open the dishwasher, expecting it to be full, but it's empty.

Oh, dream. Oh, God, I'm probably going to have to unstack that. Because you know the last time you looked at it, that they were, if it was full. I mean, yeah, someone's done it. Somebody's already done it. Sometimes it's always easier to do the dishes than unstacking a dishwasher.

I don't know if this is something that guys can relate to actually, but it's very much so I relate to it. Do you know what everything shower is? Do boys have in everything? Oh, yeah. You guys know what everything show is? It's like shave. Shave everything, moisturise, like hot shower.

Wash your face, brush your hair and everything. Then you get out and your body lotion. And then it's like pajamas and into your beard with a candle and a book. It's like peak life. And one more, bust into wee and then going. Yeah. One of the greatest is.

I had that on the weekend, actually. Almost wet myself. And you really need to go and then you make it. Someone else has said happy dog walks with their bumwiggles. Oh, little bums. When you go to a dog park and your dog's, sees a dog that they played with like last week. Yeah.

It's like their mates back. Yeah. Somebody being nice to your dog is also nice. Somebody like giving attention to your dog. Yeah. Yeah, or your child. Jackie, morning. Good morning.

Good morning. What's the feeling for you? Yeah, God. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Going through two boxes of favorite and choosing out the picnic bars for me and the morrow bars for my husband. Oh, you're with a first into the box and you can get the pick of the bunch. Yeah, these are left over, but there were too many free-dair frogs. You know, the worst feeling is when you open a box and there's only Turkish delight left. That's a nightmare. Oh, I like the Turkish delight. But maybe I've trained myself to like the things that people don't, so I get more of them.

Yeah, well, smart if you can. Yeah, I think I might have done that. Kevin, good morning. Oh, good morning, guys. How are you? Yeah, good night. Now, Kevin, earlier we were talking about it, my favorite feeling is when you put a cotton bud in your ear to clean it. Now, I know they say don't do it, but it does feel good.

You've got a little extension from that. I do, I do. I've been doing for about 10 years now. My flatmate at the time tried it. She's like an alien experience. He couldn't do it anymore is to put a cotton bud in each ear at the same time and just twists in both at the same time. It's pretty much orgasmic.

Oh, double in cotton buds. It's wonderful. Honestly, Dan, tomorrow morning, give a shot and see what you think. Dan, I've got kind of buds. Do you want to give it a go? Do you want to give it a go? Do you want me to have an orgasm on here? I saw a vanity kit from a...

Okay. Kevin, if this happens, this could be a New Zealand radio first, and it's your doing. Okay. Dan's going to do a Kevin special. Okay, here we go. Kevin special. Oh, I'm sad that I'm using these for this, but that's all right.

Okay, we're getting into them. Okay, two cotton buds. Oh, my God, she does have them. Oh, my God, they're like fresh as well. Okay, here we go. I'm going to go in. Oh, my God, Kevin. Okay, I'm taking my earbuds out,

so I'm not going to be able to hear anything. Here we go. Good on. Just leave me here Yeah Hey, so Oh, guys Oh, disgusting

What have you done? Given your body Blames of it now Clint Meg and Dan Scandal with Meg My postner wrote I took a pill in Ibiza Or Ibiza

I took a pill in Ibiza To show a Fiji I was cool And when I finally got sober I felt 10 years older But there was something to do You remember? I'll live in L.A. I'll live in a minute.

I'll live in a speed. It's card just to prove I'm a real big ballad because I made a million dollars and I spent it on girls and shoes It's a big song, hey? It's so funny because I remember a friend of mine

hating this song They were like It's just encouraging drugs And, you know, I took a pill Everything, but this song is actually Remixed. The original song is very slow and sad and he's saying You don't want to be cool like me

because I'm like trying to like prove myself with cars and buying shoes and stuff. It's actually a really beautiful song. And so he has now rewritten it after everything he's been through. His father passed away. He walked across the length of the country. And I believe he's now found God as well.

But have a listen to him rewriting it. I went back to appease. And got a hotel by the show. And I'm 12 years old and I'm 10 years old. You're sober that a beachy is a gay moment. I'm trying to start a little family. Because all the things I'm sorry. taking our decisions

I was making that we had a tragedy You know I just want to love my life You know I just want to shine My life You know I just want to get what I got To the world

And then go back home Because I only What do you think? The production is a bit crap Yeah Yeah I went back to Ibiza

And got a hotel by the shore And I'm 12 years older And I'm 10 years sober But Evichi isn't here no more I moved out at LA I'm trying to start a little family because all the things I was chasing, the things I was taking had me headed towards tragedy.

He might want to redo that line. It's sad. It's sad that Avichi's past day. Because he was incredible, Evichi. He was a baby. And obviously very, very troubled with the drugs. Yeah, it was drugs in the end, wasn't it? And you know, he hated touring.

We watched his documentary, and he just hated touring. He hated it. He just wanted to make music and he didn't really want the fame of it all. So very sad. Unfortunately, they sort of come hand in hand. right? Yeah, no matter what you do. It's interesting how age provides perspective as well, like he's obviously gone, I was

going down the wrong track there when I wrote that song and I can see that now. That's quite cool. I mean, you don't really hear about us going back and revisiting songs that were big, going, actually, that doesn't really hold true to me anymore, I'm going to do a remix of it. Yeah, yeah, it's quite cool. Maybe it might see more of it. Yeah. Who could

who else could do them? Miley maybe could do a few. Taylor Swift, I'd imagine, could rewrite a few of her older songs. Yeah. I was going to say, Jason Dorillo, don't you touch any of yours, mate. They're all bangers.

Tea pain. Yeah, T-Pane, you're all good too, mate. You're just chill. You chill, man. Yeah, Neo. Yeah, true. Although, yeah, definitely him.

He was thinking about girls being one in a million now. He's got like four girlfriends or something. So very much. So that's the latest in scandal. Well, thanks to OUSA. It's not Otago without ORI. Head to OtagoORI.orgi.com. That's good.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Friday, he dropped brand new music. Harry Stiles. and the weight that's finally over here is coming down under and we are the only station with VIP access and an exclusive flyaway so if you want to get

in the drawer to actually get two Harry Styles you have to listen out for two Harry songs together during the Ash London show cool 0800 with the edge the first five people to do that will get themselves in the drawer to see Harry Styles live in Sydney each day Wow

so epic And then this is VIP Access as well right No one else is doing that Yeah, the IPXS exclusive flyaway. So we'll get you there because I think he's doing, he's only doing, is it like seven different residences? Yeah, he is, but he's doing a few shows in each place, but yeah, not doing many places. I think Madison Square Garden in the States, like 10 shows.

Isn't that incredible? Amazing. So if you haven't heard the new track like Clinton hasn't, I don't think you've heard of here. I've been blasting it all weekend, all the way into work. I just keep pressing again, again, again. Yeah, I really like it. It is kind of chill. a chill dance vibe. It's called Aperture. Have a listen.

It's a relatively long song as well, like, it's like five minutes. Five you have five minutes, which is going against the grain, because things nowadays, I think, with our attention span, it's like 220. And that's a great song. I was listening to it on the weekend. It's a great, so have you ever done a spin class where you're on a bike in the gym? It's like that kind of beat. It's a great one for our spin class. Really? Yeah. Okay, and the other one that we've recently heard was Louis Tomlinson with Imposter.

Then Nile Horan is teasing a song with Miles Smith I have a listen to this one It's called Drive Safe And then Zane just started his residency in Vegas And I really like this song And it's not out yet I went to listen to it first thing this morning on Spotify And it's not released

This is called Die for Me Love you, I love you, you said it out Those are three words you will spread Nah You saw me you love me with aina Track that audio is taken from the concert just live So that's how good he down. I wonder how he feels

about performing by himself because he used to get hate performing with the band. It needed to imagine it's easier because you're hiring behind the other guys in the band. He's up there by himself. That's so true, Dan. I didn't think about that, but his residency proves kind of like a doubt they kind of got over the stage fright. I wonder if it's

kind of like when you're playing a home game like if you play sport. So it's like if you're playing in the same stage every time, it feels like home as opposed to when you're always going somewhere different every, you know, three or four days you're playing somewhere different. Maybe that adds the anxiety. Yeah, no, Adel said that she made her get over

a fear of performing by being in one place because it became her place. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like the backstage, you know where your room is, you know, your dressing rumours, you know, you know, all the people. Yeah. You know, whereas if you're on a tour, everything's different.

And as long as you're not a gambler, you're too busy working to spend any of your money. So imagine the money you must put away. Imagine if Clinton hasn't had a residency, they'd be like, where is he's due on stage? He's on a pokey's somewhere. Yeah. They'd be like, how much money is doing you're going?

residency. I owe 1.6 million. What? I put it all in red. That's what Bruno Mars did, I think, actually. We think we did him dirty there. That rum was going around and it came out. It was all not true. What? Yeah. I thought he was in debt.

Well, I think there was something coming up being like Bruno Mars does not have a gambling. The casino actually put out a thing. They're like, no, he doesn't know us any money. Never has. Oh, my God. This is a weird rumor. What a random rumor. Poor guy. All right. Easy money.

speaking of cash, your chance to win a thousand bucks at 8 o'clock. We're bringing Clint back down to earth from the lofty heights that he's always at. What kind of friends would we be if we didn't want to bring him down? Right? Because if you've listened to the show, you'd know that Clint, you know, and I will admit this. I'll be the first to admit. You are good at everything. You are.

And that is a real talent. You can try anything. Try your hand at anything. And you know that you'll be half decent. You know, but for us. as your friends, we would like at least one thing that we know that we're better at you at doing. Like, you know,

remember that time when we did bowling and I enjoyed playing bowling every week and you said, I could beat you blindfolded. No, no, no, because you told, I was like, oh, you're bowling quite often. I said, oh, what's your best score? And you said, oh, sometimes you get like over 60 and I was like, over 60, I could get that blindfolded. And in hindsight, it's an awful thing

to say. And then it was an awful thing to prove. I'm not sure who pushed that agenda, but I do remember blindfolded and it came down to the last bowl. And I think, to be fair, you did be me. But I think by one and I think I was crying by the end of it so I think you did throw it

if we're being honest there, Clint. We've also got some proof here of just little things. We did a donut competition where we built some ping pong balls into donuts and Clint won that. Well, that was just... Yeah, it was a bit of fun. At a time we put a band together,

MCDC and sung Teenage Dirtbag and Clint was just a great singer and guitar player. Oh yeah, but we all did that. We all played an instrument. We all sang. And then one time I, like, we slingshot a marshmallow off the top of Eden Park and Clint called it in his mouth on crutches. That sounds right now.

She suits it up in the air. He's going towards it. He looks confident. He's underneath it. That was one of the best moments of the show ever when Clint did that. Unless not forget the time that I said that one of my big talents was sea biscuiting. That's right. And I challenged Clint to a sea biscuit competition.

But I've never known Dan to see biscuit ever. And he said he could be me. And I was like, no, I don't. Well, I don't think, well, I mean, if you can, then you've secretly been severs kidding and not telling me about it because every, we're being seabiscan since we could swim. Yeah, but didn't you say that he would win

if he could beat you once out of 10 times? Well, I just was so confident I said to Dad, I reckon you'd fall off 10 times before I fell off once. And that was the competition. You're going down, Randall. Day, four, one, day, one, two. Oh, I got my balls. Oh God, oh God, Clint has kicked him.

Dad's done again, that's for a... Yeah, there was also the time... He's forfeiting! He's forfeiting! He's forfeiting! He bet that you could beat him in a race to win his cat. Yeah, but then again, Dan provoked me. He said he would beat me, and I was like, no, you wouldn't. And then we had to go prove it, and then when I did beat him, I looked like a bully.

Okay, this is where we stop. Yeah. The winning needs to stop from you, Clint. Means with us. So, Meg and I have devised a little plan. Yeah. And it involves you as well. well, the listener, you need to help us out here.

Next, Meg and I are going to flip a coin. We have devised each of us. Our, would you say, specialist... Yes, thing. Thing. What we think we might be able to beat you at. And this is the thing that I will put all the money on. You know, I would say, I could hand on heart beat you at this.

And Meg is the same. Yeah, but you also put a thousand dollars that you would beat me in a sprint. And your cat, yeah. Okay, I'm not really good at kind of predicting if I lose or not, okay? All right, we're sure. to see who goes next. We'll tell you your first challenge, Clint. And if you're listening right now and you're like,

I could beat Clint at one thing. My specialist thing, text it through because we'd be interested to know. Thank you, Hayden. Clint being bullied once again? Yeah. I feel seen. Thanks, Hayden. It's Clint versus Megan Dan.

We're done with it, guys. We're over it. I think in every friend group, might I add, I think in every friend group there is one person that just seems to have it all. They've got the looks. They've got like the kindness. They're the kind of person that you wish you could hate but you can't because they're actually really cool and nice.

That is our Clint. That is Clint for us. I don't know if I'm just like I'm getting whacked as soon as I accept the compliment. It's good at everything. Everyone's got one of those friends that just seems so perfect and you want to if you're a bitter, angry person. You want to dislike them but you can't because they're great. And me and Dan want to bring him down.

As a you and Dan versus me? So am I competing against the two of you with your powers combined? No, not combined. We don't have the same talents. Oh, okay, right. We're assembling a crack team of sorts of people that have specialist, like, skills, I would say. And hopefully one of us can beat Clint. Martin scares me.

He said I'd beat Clint at table tennis. I'm like, I'm okay at table tennis. But he goes, I'd put my house and car on the line. Oh, so he's confident. Is that Marty Supreme? Isn't that? True. Yeah, that could be.

Someone else said they could beat Clint at Keepy Up. So I think that's with a balloon, is it? Where you keep a balloon up on the sky. No, just a football. People that are just like have a soccer ball and they're just like, just one, two, three, four. The 10 is so unsporty. He thought it was a balloon game. Oh, God.

I'm way out. I'll give him a go. Okay, so we're both, we're not going to say, well, they are, but we do have what we think we might have a shot at beating you out. And Dan's got a coin to flip. Who's going to go first? Okay, so I'll take heads. Okay, meag your tail.

So I'm going to say, who's going first? Oh, it's very alpha for you. Coin. Here we go. Heads. Oh, heads. It is. So you'll go first

Oh God I was sort of hoping I wouldn't be going first I feel good I feel good When do I find out what it is? Right now Okay great Clint

Your challenge If you choose to accept it The only skill I've ever Really been good at Is when I was in my youth From the ages of 9 to 13 No we can't do that then remember Yeah I was like

I'm out I think I know We don't know We talked about that one dad Right, sorry. Go-karting. I used to do go-karting when I was a kid, and I know that you back yourself as a good driver.

Well, to be fair, we all set a driver's test and you're the only one that failed it. Meg and I both kept ours. We're going to be booking a go-kart track at the end of this week. Each of us, it's a track that neither of us know. I don't know where it is. Carl's booking it behind the scenes.

Each of us will have around an hour of practice on this track. Okay. And then I will challenge you to a one lap fastest time wins I will back myself to thrash you Clint you don't look nervous

it's making me nervous he doesn't look nervous Dan he doesn't look nervous at all Well put it this way we went down to Christchurch last year To do some go-cutting me at a race I thrashed Clinton time Oh yeah but I was we were there supposedly trying to look up To like show some like kid who loved the show

Like a good time So Dan's trying to get a PV And I'm just making sure me and the kid are cruising around No but we went for your birthday Clint surprised you for your birthday, Dan thrashed you there too? I don't think so. I think you lost that time. Oh, did he? No. I can't even remember. Oh, damn it. Oh, he forgot.

You know what he would have remembered. But those little kiddie go-karts, we're talking big boy shit. Okay, all right. An hour? You need an hour to practice. Well, we both get exact equal time, so we both get to know the track. Yeah. And I will smash you. Okay, so far as support coming in, Jamie has said, sorry, Dan, Clint

is going to own you. Is that your wife, Jamie? No. Jamie Ward? Okay. So, yeah, it'll be At the end of this week, we get a little bit of practice an hour. So I guess you could go to the track if you find out what it is and practice as much as you want. Put in your bets now, Texas 3, 3, 4.3, who you're back in if you had to put your house on it, Dan or Clint, and a go-kart race. Just keep in mind, though, I did used to race when I was a kid.

It's been a few years. Which is why I have really nothing to lose, so there's a lot more pressure on you than me. Oh, good luck, man. I'll be gutted if I lose. My best man win. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Morning, it's 1 to 8.

Auckland anniversary today so hopefully a bit more opportunity for you to get through on the phones if normally when you call you're like I never get through. You might be today with a few Aucklanders sleeping in a little earlier, a little longer than normal. Plan this morning is Jamie. Jamie and Jamie is also saying that

who do you think's going to win in the Dan versus Clint race? Oh Clint, mate, yeah you're going to own them. No, no, no, thanks Jamie. You're back in the wrong horse. Very good. Oh, come on Dan. You need to make sure those tyres are warm, mate. I'll warm them up, don't you worry.

That's 101 of car racing, Jamie. All right, Jamie, your letter this morning is M. Okay? M for Megan. Okay, so you'll have 30 seconds to give us 10 answers, starting with that letter. You can pass, but no repeated answers. Your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question.

Good luck. Give me a chocolate bar. More. A month. No. A planet. Mars. A piece of furniture.

Pass. A tool to project your voice. Microphone. Something that flies. A flower. Marigold. Something extinct. Pass.

It's true eights, but you pass two of them. Yeah, wasn't a bad showing at the start, but then the past got yes. A piece of furniture, I stumped as well. I was like, oh, bugger. Mattress Mantle mirror. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a tricky one, that one. And then suddenly extinct mower.

Yeah, mammoth. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Easy when you have the odds is Jamie. Yeah, exactly, bro. Good on you, Jamie. Thanks, Jamie. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, oh my gosh. Ask me anything. Cindy kicking off our very first one for the year. Morning, Cindy. Good morning. There she is. You have lived an unbelievably unique life. One that I think less than 1% of the population can relate to.

Yeah? Is it true that you were born into a cult that you didn't leave or escape from until your 30s? Correct. So I came by it, honestly. I was born into it. I was 31 when I left. And actually, that was almost 20 years ago now. What defined it as a cult in your eyes? If you're familiar with the Bight model of cults, so Bight stands for behavior control, information control, thought control, emotional control. So this religious cult was kind of characterized. by all of those things. We were taught about having impure sexual thoughts,

indoctrinating people into what they wanted you to do in belief. When it comes to information control, was it that you had lack of access to the internet? I know you're saying this was like 20 years ago, but the internet obviously was still around. Did you have lack of access to getting information or do they not let you go out into the world to learn new things, TV channel shows?

So it was 2007 when I left. we've oh my god it's actually been a minute since i thought about all this but yeah sorry to like digging up all these old memories like for our curiosity and it's totally no it's totally fine um so when the when the internet got really big everywhere the the leadership of this cold kind of said like it's such a great blessing because now we can like spread the word basically to all corners of the earth um and that kind of backfired because people then like after i left people kind of started doing like searches and started figuring out like oh this history is not what I was taught and this thing is not actually okay like when I initially left I just thought like some things

don't make sense to me and I've been trying for eight years to figure this out so it's not working within this organization so I'm going to step outside I'm going to take a break figure things out and then I can come back to it and two months after I did that I realized wow I have have never felt so peaceful in my life, but that was exactly what was promised to me in the cult. And that's the moment I knew I couldn't go back. Yeah, so much rewiring of your brain. Some people have lived a life, eh?

That you just make your life just look like you played on easy mode constantly. What do you still want to achieve by the end of your life? Is there something on your bucket list? You're like, I really want to do that because I feel like you've had like three decades of your life sort of stolen from you, so to speak. So I imagine that makes you fast forward how quickly.

you want to start trying to live your life now? You know, I just want to live a simple life. One bucket list item actually is visiting New Zealand. I am obsessed, you guys, with New Zealand. And I have a milestone birthday coming up in March, and I was really hoping that I could come. But I'm not going to be able to afford it, and I don't think it's going to be safe for me to travel.

But I'll get there one day. Do you know, I love it. I've also been thinking about in the background that you came from a cold talking about impure thoughts, and then you've been listening to this bloody podcast for her. I know. My God. That's a real switcher-ro.

Real switcher-ro. Minds that if they found her. I'd be like, gee, Cindy's really lost it. She's left the cold and she listens to the Edge Breakfast show. All the stuff Meg's done in her love. I've lived enough for you, Cindy. Don't worry. Thank you so much for being so generous with your time and your thoughts.

Yeah, thanks, Cindy. Yeah, thanks for, it's good to talk to you again. Holy cow. I get to talk to you twice in a week. I know, we're the lucky ones. Thanks, mate. All right, see you. If you have, like we said earlier, an interesting upbringing or I've had a crazy relationship that is very unique where it sort of warrants a whole lot of questions from people when they find out.

We'd love to have you on for an A&M, mate. Yeah, or you have a crazy job. Yeah. You know, like maybe you're an astronaut or something. You know, you've been to space. Oh, yeah, we did. We interviewed an astronaut once before when those two astronauts were up in space and they were meant to be back in like a week. and then they got stuck up there for like eight months.

And we spoke to a guy and he goes, everyone's feeling bad for them. He was like, they hit the jackpot. You study and train your entire life to go to space for maybe a week and they've gone for eight months. People live interesting lives. Maybe you're one of them. Yeah.

All right. Well, you can always get in touch with us. 3343, Fire us a text. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. I just saw this online. It might be helpful for, I don't know, people who get stuck on annoying phone calls and you're like, oh my God,

and you just kind of go and you're on for ages and you've got to do something else. If you truck your plane on airplane mode instead of like hanging up on them, it'll say call failed instead of call ended. And they'll be like, oh, call failed. Oh, that's weird. So if you just go, oh, I'm just had enough of this.

Just put your phone on airplane mode. I must have been going through a gorge. Yeah. Maybe even give them a heads up a few minutes before you go. Oh, sorry, can you hear me? The reception is not always great here. And then 30 seconds later, airplane mode. I've done that, but I've just pressed the hang-up button.

It's Clint Megan Danz. All right, we did this. last week. What would you say to your ex or what do you want to say to them now? Like you don't use names if you don't want to, you can if you want to. But you don't have to. You just say to my ex, this and this and this. I mean, you can text it through if you don't want to say it yourself

or you can call us more than welcome. But it's the thing that I almost what you wish you'd said to them. You know, if they're right in front of you and you could say anything, what is it? What do you say to them when you're in the shower? You know, I have the best arguments when I'm in the shower and the best comebacks and this is the kind of chance to say it on here,

even if it's not to them. What about this one? Adam? What is that lame? Clint gave me a law. No, no, no. It's something he said. It sounded rude. I'm not going to mention it after eight.

He's immature, isn't he? Yeah. What about this one? Adam, your family was the most toxic group of people I've ever witnessed. And if it wasn't for your interfering sister, we would still be together. Oh. I'd love to know more to that story. What happened there?

What's the sister doing? To my ex? Stay on your meds. They're being prescribed you for a reason. Oh, damn, that must be hard. Yeah, definitely. This one here, you have to censor it a little bit for the school run. You've got a small one and you're still an asshole.

That one. Oh, this one to my ex. My new guy knows how to find it. Oh, my noise. Oh, that is scathing. That is scathing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Troy, no man should make that much noise in the bedroom.

Oh, gosh. Poor Troy. He was just loving it. Yeah, I think it's worse if it's just silent personally. Yeah. I like a little, you want a little bit. Have you got to have volume zero or ten? Thanks, this from Grace.

Grow up, you immature loser. Yeah, it's a good one. That's to her ex. And how's, what's it like living sad and alone? That one from Alana. Oh, I mean, there's a lot of angry people. Yeah, there's a lot of angry people. Yeah, well, yeah, about a breakup.

Maybe a recent one or if it was a wee while ago. I mean, I don't think we could read all of them. out. Some of them. Oh God, there's one that's just come through. You're going to have to say that yourself. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to say that you can, but call us.

Yeah. I wait under the edge of 3-3-4-3. Maybe you had a break up over the summer. There are a few people that must have looking at the text that are coming through. It's Clint, Megan, Danz. Some of them are skating, but some of them are a bit sad. Like this one, dear X, I would do it all again.

Yeah, true. We've asked, what do you want to say to your ex? and nearly every single on them is hateful. Yeah, true. Sometimes it is like you look back on it fondly. Yeah. That's lovely. Not like this one.

You told me you'd never, I'd never amount to anything. Yet you're back living with your parents on Home D, Karma. Right. Well, this one as well is kind of on that same sort of line. I proved you wrong. I got my degree and I got a job. I'm not that blondey you thought I was.

Good on you. Go, girl. Love that. Okay. What about you, Kat? What would you say to your ex? Maybe get off your mum's boobs. Radio.

That's a good evening. Is he on the teeth? And get up your mum's bird. Is he a mama's boy? Um, Mommy and Daddy's boy. Oh, yes. Yeah. Because you said something else in your text.

Do you're willing to say what you said in your text? Oh, yeah, I said, um, grow some balls. Oh, yeah, I forgot you only have one. Guard him. Go. And also get off your mom's. Yeah, and get off your mom's. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a mummy's boy to a certain degree. It's when you're, you know. Or a parents boy. Yeah. A parents boy. You know, in the end, she said mum and daddy's close to. I think it's when you find that your partner sides with mum more than they side with you. That's when it gets an issue, right?

Yes, of course. Yeah. Yeah. More text coming in, 3343. Thanks for the memories, but no thanks for the drama. I'm doing way better without the baggage. Yeah. Another one saying, oh, this is kind of a bit ruthless.

I saw you broke your ankle, mountain biking at Christmas. Shame. Oh, God. Well, it's going to, I mean, that's all right. It's like, it's going to heal. That's a shame. Unless they mean, oh, that's a shame. And some of them are a bit more lighthearted like this one.

I can't believe you deleted my GTA profile, you POS. That is annoying. Is it? Yeah. I can't imagine. I'm going to start again. Yeah, there's some people saying you're still paying for my Netflix. Yeah.

Can you not tell when somebody's, I guess not, if they're on your login, but maybe that's when you start seeing that recommend it or keep watching. Or keep watching. Yeah. Oh, keep watching. I would start watching that. Yeah, you're going to start changing the past. Didn't you leach off your ex-girlfriend's Uber account for a while?

Yeah, we don't speak of that. Clint is a court case ongoing there. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh-co. It's something that I'm seeing more and more of, so maybe there are more people genuinely doing this. But when I first heard of it, I was like, ain't nobody doing it.

Yeah, the idea's interesting, but I don't think the reality is that. Right, right, exactly. Admin Knight. So it's when you and your friends get together, you either by takeaway, I guess, and you get Uber Eats and you get a couple of bottles of wine

I guess depending on how many girls you've got or guys. And you all come with the idea to finally do the admin that you've been putting off, like clearing the emails or replying to the email that you've been like just pretending not to open even though you know you need to do it. Paying a bill that you knew you need to pay

but you may be a bit confused about or sort out your tax. All the little things that you sit there and go, I am not going to deal with that. I don't know what to do or I don't know how to touch it or it gives me anxiety. You do it all together, and then it's dumb. Now, I will say this.

I have ADHD, and this sounds like my worst nightmare. Because you've got other people there. It's distracting. Everyone's doing stuff, different things. I just want quiet to focus on it. Right. You want less people. Yeah.

I just don't see it happening. Well, maybe you need like a moniker of the group where it's like someone who's really good at it. Like a leader. Yeah, and they're going, all right, guys, we're doing subscriptions for the next 10 minutes. So we're all going. Anybody got something they're painful that they don't want to pay for anymore?

Come on, we're canceling your Canva. We're cancelling it. And we're going to spend 10 minutes on that. And then we're keeping you on task stand. And then we go, right. Next, we are going to do appointments. He needs to make one. The dentist is being messaging you for the last six months saying you've got to, let's call them now.

Book it. Who else? It sounds like a great idea. Yeah. Because I think I need somebody like that to sit down. I mean, I do it all and I get it done. But things do cause me anxiety where I'm like, I have to email that person back. Or I've got a, that's right.

I've got, especially as a mom, especially with the mental list. in the mental load I have in my head of all the appointments I need to book and make and do this and do that and check on this and cancel that and buy this, all of that, just sitting in my brain at all times. Sometimes though when I'm putting off something, say it's a bill or something, it's because I don't want to pay it or I don't have the money. It's a funny thing about that, Dan, you've got to do it. Yeah, I know.

But like going along to this admin, it's going to cost me a fortune. I've got seven bills to pay. I need to bring like $500. But you might make money with your cancellation of subscriptions that you didn't want to pay for anymore but you just realize that they're sitting there. Yeah, has anyone ever done an admin night or is it just an idea that's being sort of pushed around on Instagram but the reality is

no one's actually doing it. Because I think it could work or if anyone was interested if we did it at a bar. It's almost like a quiz night. So you go, right, and then you'll be like, right, we're all canceling subscriptions and then you'd be like, Dan does it first. We're like, Dan's just cancelled. Like, I was going to say Disney. No, you don't want to cancel it.

No, that's a good one. Don't cancel that. Canva. Camber. Something like that. They used to one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the whole bar is like, yeah, cheers to Dan. And if we could make it fun like that, I think more people are into it. But sitting down with our laptops and just paying bills doesn't sound like a great Friday to me.

I've got 3,384 emails to clear. Oh, my God. See that, a nightmare. Oh, but imagine we put Meg's laptop on the big screen. And then we go, all right. And we go, select all. And then we do, blah, drum. Oh, then we go delete all.

Are you sure? Yes. And I go, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Oh, she is. up to OnlyFans. It's good. Only fans are going to email there. That's true. Maybe it's not on the projector. Like how good, like just masterleading people's emails and stuff. Zoe, good morning.

Good morning. Morning, you know something about ADHD? What Dan was talking about? Yeah, so it may be slightly different if you're working on different things each. But with body doubling, it works really well for people's ADHD. So essentially I used it because I got diagnosed when I was 38, then I got pregnant, then I was breastfeeding, so I couldn't take any medication, and it was a real struggle. It was my third child. So body doubling helps me when someone comes in and starts folding laundry. I'll start folding laundry.

I'll do the dishes. But Meek, I kind of want to one up you. I've got 19,000 and read emails. Oh, my God. My goodness, me. So how do you have this body doubling thing? Does this person come over to your house or do you have to have them living with you? I guess a flatmate would be a good option?

So it's wherever you are and wherever they are. But obviously if it's something tidying around your house, it would be at your place. But, you know, just even studying someone else sitting beside me with their computer, even if they were gaming or something, then I could do, you know, an essay or something like that. But as soon as they pick up their phone, I pick up my phone. Like a snack, I want a snack I do notice that Dan just copies Body for me and Clare's doing it all times

Yeah, like if we leave the studio, Dan will get up and he'll just come with us as well He doesn't like to be left alone Yeah, I'm like a bit of a sheep in that way Yeah, yeah Is there anything in Abmin Night? If you host it, I think, at a bar and you ran like a quiz night

And you ticked off all this admin whilst having fun Is there a market for that Or you're like, nah man, I just saying spending my weekends doing it And what would pull you over the line? Yeah. Like maybe where you're hearing it now

and you're like, oh, boring, Bart and. if there was a band there. Maybe if someone will get their bill paid. Like there's like cash prizes where you could, I don't know. Like, there's something in it, right? You'd go if they were paying your bill, obviously. Yeah, but not a guarantee.

It's like spot prizes. Yeah. Okay. What do you think? Oh, and if you've actually ever done an admin night and you are ahead of the curve, let us know. Clint Meg and Dan. It's Clint Megan Dan's.

What you want? What you got? What's you got? What's happening at the moment that needs to be on your radar for Monday 26 of Jan? Well, from the, um, from the, The celebrity perspective of things, Clint. Do you guys know Alan Richardson? Alan, he was Reacher in Jack Reacher

movies. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He has uploaded a video of him singing yesterday by Paul McCartney to try and comfort the world at the moment, which is very similar to when the celebrities all got together and did imagine. That's right, during the lockdown. He's just said by himself. He's a good singer, though. He says he's not professional. Have a listen.

Oh, I believe What do you think? Oh, it's not bad. No, Dad. He's a great voice. And the other thing that is also going to pop off on your feeds today that you should look out for, I mean, it feels really done with what the world's going,

you know, what is actually happening. But Kendall Jen has uploaded a bum-pick. Oh, good on, just like a bare-ass. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's got a G-Banger on the look. like four sides is too small. But she's like pulled it down so you can see more of the bare bottom.

Yes, which is just like, I don't even know. It just feels outrageous that that's what we're going to be talking about. But yeah, she's also done a few nudie picks on her Instagram that she's just uploaded. Wow. For what? No reason. It just said the caption is Sunday. Oh, so it's just like just vibing it.

Just I'm feeling myself, how cute, might delete. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Someone else is saying that Alan, the guy that you were talking about before he was on American Idol. Was he? Hey, you can see it on YouTube. Oh my gosh, is that where he started?

Because he's now a big famous movie star. Wow. The other big news over the weekend, sadly, was obviously the Mount Monganui landslide in the people that lost their lives down there. Very, very sad. There's just some heartwarming story, and it also was very, very sad at the same time. It's just come out about one of the victims, Lisa McClennan, who, before she was unfortunately covered by the landslide,

She went around warning people of the slip and she has been hailed a hero. She was a teacher at school in Morrinsville. And she went around warning people that she saw that the slip was happening before and saved many people's lives. Yeah, unfortunately not at own, but she said to one of the people, I believe a man, I would never forgive myself if something happened and I had a feeling I'd seen something and I didn't go around and warm people. So she went knocked on all their doors or said her in their tents and said, I think something's having you should move out, but unfortunately. What an incredible lady.

Yeah. Wow. She wasn't out in time of south. That's like airy. That's like I'm not trying to trivialise what happened, but it's almost a final destination stuff. You know, when someone has some sort of feeling and goes, oh my God, I've had a premonition or whatever.

And people go, yeah, whatever. It's crazy to think that she's, well, she's just seeing signs that it was. Yeah, I think it wasn't endangered. I wouldn't know a sign of a landslide. So it's like, it informed me of that, right? It's like water rushing down. Well, I think she saw a part of a part of a. slip that it had already happened, so it had just started

happening, and then she went and warned people. But the thing is for this, like, her family must be going through hell at the moment, but at least you'd go, imagine, like, she did some amazing stuff just before she passed. A wonderful woman. All of those stories have made me just all my eyes out all weekend, reading,

you know, parents and husbands writing about their partners. Yeah. Yeah, it makes you grateful. Max's mum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just going through a new level of hell that hopefully you know, we never have to experience and I'm so sorry they have to.

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