The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Dan was in the bathroom.... What happened next...?

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast with Ash London for a laugh-out-loud episode filled with unexpected twists and turns. From Dan's over-the-top remote control car antics to Clint contemplating adding another kid to his family, the team keeps it real and relatable. Get the latest scoop on celebrity encounters at concerts, hear about the boys' new music collabs, and enjoy segments like 'Who Dares Dan' and 'Naughty at 6:40'. This episode highlights their unbeatable comedic chemistry and knack for turning everyday situations into hilarious stories. Don’t miss their candid chat about Ed Sheeran, wild celebrity toilet encounters, and Dan’s over-the-top reactions to hilarious pranks. 00:00 Introduction to the Podcast02:07 Friday Show Highlights07:05 Celebrity Encounters and Toilet Stories16:12 Naughty at 6:40 Segment18:09 Tomorrowland Fire Update31:40 Producer Diaries and Highlights42:19 YouTube Comments and Interview Anecdotes45:01 Supporting Parents and Band Success47:34 Swag Test with Daniel Webby52:43 Cheating Scandals and Crazy Discoveries57:50 $10,000 Giveaway Challenge01:00:07 Who Dares Dan: Remote Control Car Prank01:08:49 New Zealand Dream Seat Contest01:12:35 New Music Friday: Exciting Releases01:18:27 Debating More Kids: Clint's Dilemma

This is a podcast from Rover. They separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans. Three people with boring, mundane, pathetic lives. Hey! Clint's life's quite exciting. Ahem. Now, with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet. No, no. It's not Captain Planet. Oh, right. Sorry. Force of Habit. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. No, it's not Captain Planet. Oh right, sorry, Force of Habit.

This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Good morning, it is bang on six o'clock on your Friday, so I'm getting too excited, can't even get my words out. Oh God, so excited, Friday. Ash is gonna be joining us at seven this morning, she's been struggling with Influenza A. She's over it, but you know like when you're not contagious, but you're still trying to, you know, come on. Influenza A, the bad one, is that like Influenza A. She's over it, but you know like when you're not contagious but you're still trying to, you know, come out.

Is Influenza A the bad one? Is that like Influenza A is like the top of the line? Well, I don't know, me and my family had Influenza B when we were in Miami on holiday and we were quarantined to our staterooms on a very expensive cruise that we didn't get to enjoy. Listen to him, staterooms, like he's the king. No, no, stateroom is like, you might be lucky if you've got like a window. Oh really, state room makes it sound very grand. No, yeah, you want a suite or a penthouse?

Oh right, so you were like below deck. If you were on the Titanic you'd be dead. Yeah, we were where they were all playing the Irish Piddles. Except there was no music. Yeah, it was awful and you weren't allowed to leave or go anywhere. And you would think that was cool because you can get room service. Yes.

But then you just have dirty plates just piling up in your already tiny room. It's very, it's a sad existence. And we all had influenza B and that sucked. So maybe they all suck. Listen to him trying to sound like he's not privileged going on a cruise in his state room. You know, cruiseises actually surprisingly quite

affordable it's getting to the boat generally that's quite expensive. Yes, yes. Anyway, to Miami is not cheap. No, lots coming up on the show today including your hootiest dad which I do not know what I'm doing. You just you just know you're gonna be aggravating the wife for no real reason. I don't need a segment to do that. It's Friday, I'm feeling lucky. Easy money. Your chance to play for 10k in an hour. 7 and 8 this morning.

Best of luck. We've got our 6am throwback. It's going to need to be a goodie being a Friday. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. About to jump into a 6am throwback. Are you excited for your Friday? Not that generally you need much more encouragement.

Yeah, today back in 2013, Pank broke a record in Australia at Rod Laver Arena, which is where they usually have the tennis, the Melbourne. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a tennis ground, I think. But yeah, Rod Laverine in Melbourne, she broke the record for the most sold out shows. 18! Isn't that incredible? Like back to back?

I don't think it was back to back. I think it was over a few years. But still, she sold 250,000 tickets at that one venue. Damn. Isn't that unbelievable? Pink has a lot of records as well, many records of, she's very underrated in terms of her music and touring as well. She puts on a phenomenal show, whether you're a huge fan of her music or you just kind of

like her, no one really puts on more of a show than Pink. I think everyone's trying to level up their shows to kind of be at that level, especially when she starts doing all the acrobatic stuff and flying all around the stadium at the end. A couple of stories about Pink. When she was in New Zealand last time, or maybe it was the time before,

she went to quite a well-known cocktail bar in Auckland when she was here. And I think it was her and a few members of her team. And we had a call a few years ago where someone worked at that cocktail bar and apparently she tipped $10,000. She was like, had a couple of cocktails and she was like, I loved it, $10,000.

The problem was that the manager took all the tips. Oh, they didn't share it with all the bar staff. Yeah, so like one person took it. And I guess you can't really if you're pink go, hey guys, here's my tip, make sure everyone gets a split. I want everyone to get a bit of it because then you're just making a big song and dance about your tip. But if you do it secretly, then the boss can kind of just pocket it.

Yeah. Oh, that sucks. And then another time, I think this was the last time she was here. We heard we had a tip off that she was staying at Sky City in Auckland. And so I was like, I'll go down there, because I was producing at this time, I'll go down there and see if I can see her, get a little quick interview with her. And literally, no one believes me, but I got there, I got out of the Uber, and she's literally walking up the road, walking up the road to Sky City in Auckland

with her daughter, who's like maybe 20 metres behind her with a balloon. And I was kind of like, oh my god, I'll go up to her, and I was like, hey, Pink, can I please get a photo and maybe just a quick chat I'm from New Zealand radio station and she full denied me she was like no I'm with my daughter I don't do interviews or selfies with my daughter and walked off. No I don't want your daughter to be in it. Yeah I was like oh well I'll just take a photo without your daughter. Your daughter's like ages behind we could have probably taken six or seven photos without her.

Yeah. And so I kind of was like, I went back to the, I went, came back to the office and I was like, I saw her, but she wouldn't take a photo with me. No one believed me. No one. Do you, I mean, I kind of get the whole no photo thing and I didn't use to it because I was like, mate, the reason you're famous is because of people that adore you, they're asking for the photo.

Maybe it's because it's a location thing. Soon as they take a photo and someone posts it, they go, oh my god, Pink's at Sky City. Yeah. So now everyone knows where she is and it creates even more fanfare, more fuss and craziness. And so if you want to remain a little bit anonymous, you can't really take a photo because it drops a pin, effectively.

The damage was already done before the photo because I was saying on here pinks at Sky City The Clint Megan Dan podcast she's not breaking records on this day back in the day at Rod Laver Arena Yeah, 18 sold-out shows 250,000 tickets over her career sold at Rod Laver Arena. She's one of the best one of the best ever do it still there Dirt bike riding husband. I believe so, yeah. They've had a tumultuous.

It may sound like he was a dirt bag. No, he's like incredible motocross racer. Yeah, they're still together, I think. They've had a tumultuous relationship though, haven't they? She's always singing about how he pisses her off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, you piss me off, but we're soulmates. And I think she named one of her kids

after the Jameson Whiskey. One of her kids' names is Jameson. One of her kids name's Jameson. That's a cool name. Yeah. Jameson. Yeah. Have you named your kid after your famous your favorite alcohol? Ginger beer. Alcoholic ginger beer? Yeah no sometimes yeah no I don't I like the non-alcoholic one. Just your Bundaberg. I've been having Bundaberg. Dan's next kid. Bundaberg Webby has a ring to it. I just want to make quickly just an apology to the lady yesterday that saw me weeing. I went to the mall with my son. I quite often go when it's raining. And I'd imagine there'd be a lot of parents out there that are listening that do the same thing.

Because you want to take them out and run them around and let them get rid of some energy and so I take him to the mall and he just sort of walks around anyway he had a poo situation and so I had to take him into those parent rooms oh yeah I like those always more spacious a lot of room there's a couch and a TV and stuff this is the first time I've ever used one what and it was down the end of the mall so it was like really quiet. Yeah, tucked away. I went in there and I like, it's got an electric door

and it opens and you press a button like on the other side and it closes. And I went in and it was massive. Like you say, I think there was even like a little play area in the corner for him to like play. And so there was like a little nook around the side where it had like a changing area and then a adult sized toilet and so I changed him, did all

the cleaning up and then I was like oh I may as well kill two birds here and I'll go for a wee as well and so I started I stood up and would use the toilet and I was mid stream when the door goes... Wait are you sure it's not... Sometimes the area is big because it's a shared space and they'll have like four changing tables and everyone... Yeah, and I think you can have... I should have assumed that it was a shared space.

It's not just for one kid. And clearly it wasn't because a lady walked in with her child and I'm sitting there like mid... And if you're a guy, you know it's very hard to stop mid-stream. Well, you were sitting, Dewey. No, I was standing. Oh, right. Oh, God you know it's very hard to stop midstream. Well you were sitting to me. No I was standing. Oh right. Oh god no.

No no I was standing, so I had my back to her, she walks in and I'm kind of like turning around, I'm like oh my god there's a woman in here. Can someone subster it in, it stings. And so I'm like oh sorry. And so then I had to like finish what I was doing, zip up and walk out and I apologise to the lady as I was leaving but I up and walk out. And I apologise to the lady as I was leaving,

but I feel like I need to apologise again, because I don't know, she didn't know who I was or anything like that, I don't think. But if she is listening and you remember there was a strange man weeing yesterday in the parents toilet, that was me. But wouldn't there be another door to give you privacy on the toilet outside of the general area of the

family room. There might have been now I think about it. And you just thought you had the whole suite to yourself so you might as well leave the door open. You could swing seven cats in here. Alright so we bringing it back? Bringing back what? Celebrity toilet encounters. She wasn't a celebrity. Oh you're talking about you. Oh god it's a loose celebrity. Maybe we did that like, maybe it was last year because I remember Michael Jordan going into a restaurant and at some point he had to go get up and use the bathroom so this dude said his dad was like I'm going. I'm going and he tries to catch Michael Jordan in the bathroom and get a photo and Michael's like no. Nightmare. Yeah, I mean, I'd love to hear that audio again. He was a great caller. Don't go mid, wait till he's finished weird. Yeah.

Because I think the mistake he made is he went up to the urinal and asked. Yeah, you gotta, even washing the hands, I think, is still a bit premature. Yeah. You wanna wait until they're almost out and you're just coincidentally leaving at the same time. Didn't you see Ed Sheeran taking a whiz?

Yeah, when he came in, when I was working for another radio station, he came in for an interview at the Edge, and I was just subsequently in the bathroom. I'm going to throw it out like a soft solicit. They call it on radio. It's like, hey, if you've got a story, give us a call. But if you don't, we've got other stuff we can move on and do.

It's no big deal. But if you're like, oh my god, yeah, I've seen it. I've had a celebrity toilet encounter. It could be anyone. I mean, I know Phippsie, I've had a celebrity toilet encounter. It could be anyone. I mean, I know Phippsie, who used to produce the show, producer Phippsie, he's left now, he had his last day yesterday. But he had an encounter of a different sort.

You know Willie Appiata? Yeah. New Zealand absolute legend, I think he's sir now. War veteran. He saw him at a rugby game, and he was, Phippsie was walking into the bathroom to vomit. Didn't quite make it and threw up all over the ground and accidentally threw up on Willie Appiata. All over his shoe.

That's a celebrity toilet encounter. Yeah and he was lovely about it apparently. I mean celebrities still gotta go toilet too. They don't always get the privacy of a celebrity toilet. Yeah maybe you're in there always get the privacy of a celebrity toilet. Yeah, maybe you're in there with Justin Bieber. Yeah, let us know. Soft little sit. You got a story, oh at 100th Edge, if you don't,

all good, we're all good. It's not like we need it, you know? We like it. You know Sharon who used to work here as well. She heard Helen Clark's pitter patter in the cubicle next to her. Come on, dance right now, all the yards, what are you up? Clint McAdams. Let's go. Brief massing. I was looking for a good night. in the cubicle next to her. Come on, dance right now, all the yards. What are you up? Clint, Megan, Dan.

Let's go. Reese Mastin. I was looking for a good night. Good night, aren't we all 24 past six? Clint, Megan, Dan with Ash London joining us at seven. So I made an interesting comparison about that song. Said, now that I hear it, don't you think Reese Mastin, Good Night,

is just a cheap knockoff of Pink's Raise Your Glass that you played earlier? Take a listen, take a listen. I'm just looking for a good night, oh So raise your glass if you want to What is going on? I smell a lawsuit. Wow, that's actually uncanny. That's a good catch from you.

Give us a call, um, 0800THEEDGE. We'll sell you out a voucher to go spend in the store at Z. I love that stuff. I'm just going back to the celebrity encounters we were talking about before. We've had a few. Inspired actually by someone who walked in on Dan taking away. Yeah, very loose celebrity encounter I'll say that. Someone, now this is a good one. Someone apparently, now have you heard of Killian Murphy? He's an actor, he was in the... Producers are giving you a thumbs up? Yeah, he's an incredible Peaky Blinders, but he's also been in a lot of other stuff, movies. Oppenheimer, he was in that.

He apparently, this person went into a cubicle after him in the toilets, and the toilet seat was warm. So they sat down and had Killian Murphy's warm bottom toilet seat. My story is not as good as that because me and Beyonce never actually crossed each other's paths before I went and used the toilet but I stayed at a place Eagles Nest in Bay of Islands and we were shooting some TV shows so we weren't paying to stay there but the celebrities all stay there when they got north and we all like who and they said oh Beyonce and Jay-Z like just left like they checked out of here they were the last people to stay so I ran around and sat on all the toilets so that I could have a story that I sat on the same toilet as the

Queen Beyonce the Queen Bee yeah and I found out a story came out later that she travels with her own toilet seats or something. No, she doesn't. Google it. Does Beyonce, it was like part of her rider that she wants a new fresh seat on every toilet where she plays. And I was like, shut up.

So did I sit on the same toilet seat as Beyonce? Yeah, never look. Beyonce knows, no, this is a lie. Apparently according to Reddit, there's multiple people saying that she has her own toilet seat in the hotel rooms, which she brings with her. Yeah, annoying, right?

I was so gutted. I mean, when you're that famous, you can do whatever you want. But she can't be traveling internationally with a toilet, so then when she stays in New Zealand, she can like go and swap it out. So maybe she goes go into Bunnings get a fresh toilet seat. I mean she's Beyonce Knowles. Hey we were playing Reese Mastin earlier if you're tuning halfway through what's going on because Georgia said that she

can't chat but she did bump into Reese Mastin when he was on his way out of the toilets and he was on his way into a club and crush it. She said it was super lovely and met all of her friends and took selfies and stuff. And we said we wanted more of the story and we'll play the song Vuchatos Georgia. We did our end. Yeah.

And you didn't pick up. Oh. People are busy, eh? She gave us a little bit of Reese Master Gold. Yeah, I don't really need too much of an excuse to play Reese if I'm honest. Someone. Someone got a cigarette from Peter Dinklage in a toilet.

Yeah, the guy who plays Tury and Lannister in Game of Thrones. That's cool. Hey man, can I bum a smoke? Sure bro. He's the type of guy who would give you a ciggy and take a photo. Yeah, what a good man. That's funny, I love celebrity toilet encounters. Because they've got a pee just like the rest of us everybody does Someone peed next to Tom Selleck Magnum P. I

Alright guy that just had a really good massage than they thought was him. Yeah, could have been anyone. Yeah. All right Uh next on the show. What do we got going on? Naughty 640 Dan has gone a little bit of trouble with the old Noughty 640. Today is the naughtiest one we've ever done. Oh, well that worries me. And it involves Clint Randall. Oh, great. Oh, well you'll get less complaints then.

Mm. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. We have Ash London filling in for Meg. She's going to be joining us at 7. A reminder, tickets and packages are now at final release in Selling Fast for Snow Machine in Queenstown. But if you do want to go for free install to return flights accommodation festival tickets cheer lift passes for you and a mate just jump on the

Agents yet Instagram page and share the post to be in to win time for Norty at 640 at the jams now This is a segment. We've been doing for three days four days. It's already had a complaint. So The whole premise is that it needs to be a little bit naughty, otherwise it doesn't live up to its name. So then can we collectively as a country raise our bar of offensiveness? You know what I mean, like things that would

normally offend us, we get offended on behalf of. We just raise the bar just a little bit for the segment, otherwise it's not gonna live on very long, is it? No, no, so let's just, you know, just remember, this is the one segment that we're a bit naughty. Okay, everything else is about board. And then Dan tidies it up like crazy after this. And this one's, it's a joke I've written about Clint.

Oh, okay. Oh my. So you're one of the protagonists in this joke. Bar of offensiveness has come back down. Okay, so here we go. Clint and his wife, Jamie, and another married couple are on a vacation together. As the weekend passed, they were having a good time

and Clint said, you know what I've always wanted to do? That partner swapping thing. They all glanced at each other and decided to just go for it. A couple of hours of very mad love making and passionate stuff. Couple of hours? Is that all? Went past. Clint exclaimed, I can't believe I waited so long to do this. That was amazing.

I wonder how the girls are doing. Oh fuck! That's a true story. About the time Clint and I and our wives went away together. Now you're throwing yourself into the mix which is weird. Now that feels like you're testing the waters. I was just joking man. Imagine. Yeah, imagine that. Anyway, there you go. I don't get any complaints for that one. Boy, I do like camping, but next time you ask me, you can tag along and be a little sus.

Yeah, especially if it's in a pub tent. Yeah. I got a bit of a scandal update. Tomorrowland, if you haven't seen the photos, you gotta see them to believe it. The main stage in Belgium, completely burnt down. God knows how much money and how many man hours have gone into getting that thing ready for today,

only for it to just not exist now. It was a huge fire. Yeah, we got one of the DJs and also an old edgy who only just left and decided to start his OE travelling around the world with Tomorrowland. Mitch has sent us a bit of an update as to what's going on over there because we were worried it wasn't even going to go ahead.

But there are so many stages, I think there's 17 other stages and 200,000 people have bought tickets. Kind of hard to pull the pin a day out from the gig. Morning babe. Hello my loves, good to be here. Good to have you. It's so weird when I drive to work and it's a quick drive at that so early but because I come in later because I've been so sick and I like listen to you boys on my way in it feels a bit naughty. Yeah it does. You know what I mean? Sometimes you like talk about me but you always say nice things. Always. At least on ya. Clint McIndan's Scandal. Hey Scandal brought to you by In New Zealand. If you've got a dream, In New Zealand's got your

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There would have been someone's fault. Too much pyrotechnics, maybe? Yeah, well, they were testing the pyrotechnics, but you feel like someone's not done the... Yeah, and that would be an outside contractor. Someone whose whole job is just to come in and make sure that the pyrotechnics are safe, and they've come in and burnt the whole festival down.

It's 20 million dollars worth of stuff. Oh wow. Okay well Mitch, an old edgy, he was here about 10 years and only just left the edge about a week ago to kick off his OE and travel around the world and he was starting it with Tomorrowland. We spoke to him yesterday with the heartbreak of maybe it wouldn't go ahead. He's got in touch with us and I think he's in better spirits. That is your European correspondent here from

Tomorrowland. I'm in Dreamville at the moment which is the Tomorrowland campground. 38,000 people have arrived. Oh good one. That is your European correspondent here from... I've heard this already. Dan, Dan stop touching the buttons. Tomorrowland campground. 38,000 people have arrived today. It is all go, it's beautiful weather.

Everyone was worried that the festival wasn't going to go ahead. They've come out with a statement saying they're going ahead and there's a couple of scenarios. Basically, they are working to clear the site at the moment, clear all the debris from the fire and build a completely new stage. Hundreds of people are working on this at the moment and they plan for it to be live by the latest on Saturday. That's crazy.

That's insane, it's Belgium, man. If that happened in this country or where I'm from, in Australia, they'd be like, oh, we might have a new stage by next year. Yes. And all these just big tradies just sitting around and like smashing durries. If it was in New Zealand tomorrow,

it just wouldn't be a thing. They would have lost so much money this year that it would bankrupt them forever doing it again. There would never be another festival in the whole country. Can I just say 38,000 people camping? I know. Yuck. Absolute worst nightmare. Yuck. My worst nightmare. Another one of the DJs who was going to be taken to the main stage in 1991, real name Fred, is a good friend of Carl's because you're best mates with his girlfriend?

Yeah, yeah. So I reached out. He was meant to be playing at Tomorrowland. He's one of the headliners. And so I reached out. He's literally about to go into the Euro tunnel. So he just sent me a quick voice message, but this was his update. Just had a new update from Tomorrowland. Apparently everything's going ahead. So they are frantically building a new main stage. Don't know what that's going to look like. Maybe a cool little 360 kind of pop-up kind of vibe. Probably going to look a lot different to the thing that burnt down. But yeah, apparently it's going ahead.

So now we are frantically trying to get to Belgium in turn. Has anybody else surprised that our producer Carl Carla's friends are the DJs? That guy sounds hot too. No. What's his name? Nine-Ten, isn't it? The DJ's girlfriend. Oh, that makes sense.

Which actually does make a lot of sense because she's way hotter than him when I've seen them on Instagram and I wondered what his deal was. So that makes way more sense. Yeah, I was gonna send him that clip but I might not now. Yeah.

Hey, well. No, I said he sounds hot. Yeah, actually that works. Yeah. And he's got a new tune out today too. so you might want to hear that we're playing it. Oh, that's filthy. Oh, I like this. What a dusty beat.

How filthy is it, Dan? Oh, disgusting. Is that what they say? That means good, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Oh I feel like I need a shower now. Oh my god I'm all filthy. We're just gonna go.

Can I just say that like so this whole main stage thing burning down but they're like it's alright we've got hundreds of people we're gonna rebuild it in like 24 hours. The New World across the road from us burnt down, a statement came out it's gonna take two years to rebuild the thing. We need to get the Belgians over to New World College Hill. It's taken us 10 years to build a city rail link in Auckland. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky Boop. Dan has been caught in the wild doing something naughty. What do you mean?

You've got no idea what this could be. Yeah, well I know that quite often you'll see people out and about that listen to the show and you say hi. But I'd imagine there is more people that don't say hi. Yes. That just look and witness you doing something. But I'm just trying to think when was it? Can you tell me the day that this happened? Tuesday, Wednesday maybe? I've been sitting on it for a couple of days just waiting for the right time. We've been doing other things and I was like, maybe I'll let it slide.

And I was like, nah, I probably shouldn't. I've been looking after my eight, like, year and a half year old son. We've been out and about, like going to malls, going to parks. So it could be anything. Is it child related? No. So he was solo at the time? I was by myself.

Was he in a vehicle or? No. Out and was solo at the time? So I was by myself. Yeah. Was he in a vehicle or? Uh, no. So how about on two legs? Well, it was actually on social media. Oh, okay. Something he did on social media. Is it ringing a bell now Dan? An accidental like, a comment on something?

It was a comment Ash, yeah. A comment on a video. A comment on a video. Where Dan said to somebody, you guys are the best, you're the best to do it. Like no one does it better. It was on the lines of that, I haven't got a verbatim, I did get a screenshot sent to me, it was actually from Meg. She said take a look at this Clint, and it was Dan saying oh my god you guys are the best to do it. I've never said that to other radio hosts or anything. Oh Ash is getting so warm, so warm. Oh I know, yes. Oh yes. I've commented on a video that the Breeze shared. The Breeze Breakfast Show. They're all at the same time as us. Ash, our competition. And Dan's like, you guys are the best to do it.

The best to do it is a big call. The best is like, whatever, the best. But the best to do it implies they're doing it better than us. Well, I would argue they maybe are. And this particular thing, I mean, it is the Breeze. So I thought, OK, if Dan loves it so much, why don't you go join them? But before you do, let's see if you're any good at it. This is called Hitting the Post. I'm going to play a Breeze song, it's slightly different to

what we play. And Dan, your job is to like have a Breeze audition, but you want to stop and throw to the song right before the vocals starts, otherwise you end up crashing the vocals. If you crash the vocals, that's so pavo. Okay, and I'm pretending I'm just soloing it out on the Breeze. Yeah, if you want, here's your audition, you can send it over to Robert Jeanette. Yeah, if you want, here's your audition. You can send it over to Robert Jeanette. Oh great, they're the best at doing it. Yeah.

Okay, here you go. I tell you what, if you're in Auckland, the city of sales this weekend, make sure you head along to the Jazz Festival. These guys won't be there, but some other great bands will be. This song from 1983, it's true and I tell you what, it truly is the best. Band Al Balay, The Breeze.

They're great. Here it is. That's a long ass intro. Six Shut Up, 657, The Breeze. Here it is. He kept going, he kept going. I didn't want to shut up when I last met you. And I think they're still the best at doing what I'm fortunate to do. Okay, okay, who wants one more go? No!

I'm loving this. No! Yeah, yeah, because they might go, oh that was good, but maybe it was a fluke. Oh, God. Oh, do you want the song and the artist? No, I know this one. I know this one. Like in the mechanics, from the 80s as well, the song about a dead father and the regret that goes with it.

Here we go. The Breeze. Whoa! LAUGHTER Whoa! I think I ruined it with the celebration. Yeah, you know... You can't go from dead father to celebration. That could be very jarring. Yes!

He's dead! That's the son of a bitch. I nailed it. I'd turn the mics off and then celebrate. You're good. Clint, Megan, Dan. I'm feeling lucky. The closest we've got with easy money I'd say this week is maybe 7 out of 10. So we need someone who's...

No, we've got 8. Oh, do we get 8? Yes. Okay, we need someone laser focused. Oh, we got 8, but they said something a bit racist for the first answer. Yes! Which we had to just pretend they didn't say it. Yes!

That was all that. We glazed through that. It's the stuff of dreams, nightmares. As a radio host, he's lying bed at night and you think that could have been real bad. Yeah, 100%. All right, well, easy money. It's all thanks to BNZ.

If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Ash gives you, you can pass, we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers. We will give you $10,000. Tax free Clint, tax free. No tax on that baby, it's a gift. Go into your account today.

Pretty short today, isn't it? Yeah, what is it like a, yeah. I don't know man. I'm banking like overnight. Overnight, yeah. One word. At the latest overnight. Yeah.

Katie from Christ Church joins us on the line. Morning Katie. Good morning. Now, it says here you would sort your daughters out with new laptops if you won the $10,000. Yes, I would. My daughter needs a Chromebook and my other daughter needs a new computer for high school. Is that part of high school requirements now? They have to have a laptop? Yeah, they do. That's expensive, man. The government should pay for that. Well, I don't know, it's all schools. like requirements now they have to have a laptop? Yeah, they do.

That's expensive man. They are right. The government should pay for that. Well I don't know if it's all schools. I think within reason you need a laptop at school. You just have to. Yeah. But when they're like making primary school kids get iPads, that's where I draw the line.

I've got friends who have got to give their primary school kids an iPad for bloody school. It's not private. Private primary? Do they even do that? I don't know. Okay. We're padding because we haven't got the questions yet babe. We're just waiting for the due pass to us. Is there anything you wanted to talk about or get off your chest before we get into easy money today my love? Oh you, you, um, I have. Oh. What's your number one concern in life? What's keeping you up at night, babe? Um, recently separated from my husband, having surgery, the kella nerve in my foot in three weeks.

A nerve in your foot? Does it hurt when you walk? Yeah, yeah, hypersensitivity. I can only feel my big toe, which is what my future looks like. You're joking me. Only the big toe? Or you can't feel the big toe? I can only feel my big toe, which is what my future looks like. You're joking me. Only the big toe? Or you can't feel the big toe?

I can only feel my big toe. OK, well, lucky for you, babe, I have the questions now so we can stop talking about your big toe because I'm sure that's not what you called up to do. But hopefully we get this 10 grand. Life's going to turn around, baby. This might have been perfect for you, Katie, because it's actually giving you a little small chat.

Yeah. This is actually, they calm the nerves. You might be in a great space to actually nail this. Yeah, okay. If you don't nail it, there's something else wrong. Let's do this. Okay, you're just not adding to Katie's list of issues. Okay. Okay. Your letter today, oh sorry, your letter is I.

I. I am the best. I can only feel my toe. I don't like my ex. Katie, your time will start when Ash finishes asking you the first question. Here we go. Good luck. Beginning with I, a cuisine. Indian. A reason you go to the doctor. Infection. A country in Asia. Path. A country in Asia.

Pass. A horror movie. I know what you did last summer. A household item. An ice tray. A girl's name. And deer. Something colourful. And a girl.

An ice block. Something that is associated with cold weather. Ice. Something you use over at She's cold weather. Ice. Something you use over it, she's bloody good. Time. She's bloody good. She was good, very great answers. Yeah.

Now, I think- Do you know what's stitched up when you said India and then when you were like, place in Asia and you did what we did, Katie, you're like, well, I can't say India, damn it. That was seven in total. You passed on one. So I think if you'd gone at that pace,

maybe just slightly quicker, you would have got it. Sorry, Katie, thank you for playing back again in an hour. Another chance to play for 10k, all thanks to BNZ. Whether you're flatting, savings or travel, or making a career move, BNZ believes there's an art to starting something new. She can only feel her big toe. How annoying would that be? Oh, my nightmare. Nightmare. The worst.

That's what women put up with. Clint. Megan, Dan. And about to jump into the highlights of the week. We use that word quite loosely, generally, Nightmare. Nightmare. The worst. That's what women put up with. Clint. Megan Dan. And about to jump into the highlights of the week. We use that word quite loosely, generally. Cause it's normally most of the mistakes that have happened cause every time someone makes a blunder, producer Neepia like grabs his notebook

and you see him writing something down during the week. He's quite negative, isn't he old Neepia? Oh, he always just puts in this negative stuff and never all the great bits. Okay, well let's have a listen before we start, you know, chewing him out, let's see what he's whipped together for this week that he thinks you shouldn't have missed. Atsamariya, good morning producer Neeps here and it's been a couple weeks since our last producer diaries there's been so

much going on Clint's gone on a holiday to Japan, Meg's now on maternity leave and we've also got the wonderful Ash London in as Meg's maternity cover. Clint, Dan do you reckon Ash will talk to me after this? Ah well, I don't care. Let's get into it. Although Ash is new, we know some things about her pretty well, including her name. Right, Dan?

This feeds perfectly into your introduction. They're, um... Ash. Ash. I forgot your name, what a coincidence. No it's not. No, but it has been great getting to know a new member of the Edgebringer Show and it's lovely getting drip-fed Ash London stories slowly throughout the week, including this one.

Early on in me and Adrian's relationship, when Twitter was still called Twitter, we were just about to have sex and then I looked over at my phone just by chance. It's an initialising Twitter live stream. What? I hadn't even touched it, It was about to start streaming live on Twitter. And is that how you got famous in Australia? That's how I got famous in Australia. That's why they call me Big Tits. Yeah, one night in London. You can also learn a lot about a person by what they drive.

It's a real shame she had to catmig while she was out on maternity leave though. What do you drive Ash? Uh, oh. Oh god, she's gonna say like a Mercedes or something. Oh my god, he's driving a Mercedes. Oh, he's absolutely, he's absolutely swushed nothing but net. Shot Dan.

Oh my god, a Mercedes. It's not like a sports car! Oh ok it's a big SUV. The roof doesn't convert! Poor men drive some bits! What a way to kick her when she's down ash! You could have got a shitty rental! Bloody hell! Or lied!

Now while the team was away on their school break, Clint took his family over to Japan. He decided to compare the best parts of Japan and New Zealand when he got back to the show. So next Clint is going to complain more about the Japanese people. Look forward to that. No, I'm just trying to show that in some aspects we have a better here in New Zealand. In a segment we like to call the Amazing Racist. No, it's not. We've given away a free flight a day thanks to Air New Zealand's Dream Seat.

And my favorite thing in the entire world is hearing your reactions to winning flights. Molly from Warkworth, you're going to Hawaii, babe. Woohoo! It's yours. Oh my god! You're going to tip-top, baby! Thank you!

We need Charlotte to fire for the job. We need you and Cindy. You guys are going to fire for the best. Oh my god. Emma. Yes. The dream seat's yours. You're going to Japan, baby. Thank you.

We also trialed a brand new segment this week called Say What You're Thinking. And it's a risky one because we open up the lines and you can basically say whatever you want. No producer. You just come on, say what you want. Go crazy. You can swear if you want. You can swear if you want. Two minutes later.

Winge away sis. Well. Well I'm feeling a little bit f**ked off. Okay, now we said we would, we always said winge. Not at any point that we say swear away. Yes, you can swear if you want. Now we said we could whinge, at not any point that we say swear away. You could swear. Dan also managed to piss off a very niche group of people during Say What You're Thinking.

People that drive Toyota Aquas, I'm gonna say it, the scum of the earth. They can't drive. Whenever I see a Toyota Aqua on the road, I avoid it like the plague. Luckily we had Brian on 0800 The Edge to really straighten him out. Morning, Dan. I drive an Aqua Quim hey and I'm complaining about you because you failed your driving test.

Yes that's true, out of the three people that reset their test myself Megan Dan he was the only one that failed. Yeah but that's why I'm qualified to talk about other shit drivers, because I one takes one to no one. Oh, well maybe you're a shit radio, hey. Yeah, I tell you what, that's not even debatable. That's definitely a fact. Alrighty, that'll do it then. And that was another Producer Diaries. I hope you have a wonderful weekend.

Up the whars and we'll see you bright and early on Monday morning. Thank you Neats. No, I got away pretty unscathed. I'm happy with that. God, he always does Ash. Maybe that means you're not contributing as much as the two of us.

You know what I mean? Maybe you need to... I'm running around putting out all dance fires off here. Yeah, yeah, putting out the dance there. You're gonna put your butt in. Oh my god, she's sticking up for me. This is like a new feeling. She just loves an underdog.

I know, I do. Clint, Megan, Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan with Ash London, who we won't have next week, Tuesday or Wednesday, because she's going to be over in Aussie catching up with Ed Sheeran. See ya. Yeah, so there's going to be a kind of press conference situation, media from all around Australia and us representing for Aotearoa. And we'll get a question each.

Yeah. It's a big deal representing the nation. But you're a big deal in Australia. That's why they didn't send Clint her eye, because they're like, oh, we're in Australia, they won't know who we are, but they know who you are. So, and you get, correct me if I'm wrong, you get the first question. I believe I am being gifted the first question. That's incredible.

I know, which means you've got to set the tone though, you know what I mean? It's a big responsibility because we want to ask something that is epic. Yeah, you don't want someone else to ask a question after you and you're like, damn it, that's what I should have asked.. Yeah exactly. You want everyone being jealous of your one question. You want the artist to put, there's two things they can say that would make you, as an interviewer, what you hope for. I've never been asked that before and oh well great question. There are two things that if they say that you're like got it. And then you can be smiling all the way home on your flight back to New

Zealand knowing you got it, like you got the question. Now we thought what would be important is you've caught up with them a number of times and so have we on the show. We would hate to ask him something we've actually already asked him in the past that if we dug up the audio we could find the answer to today, which we have done. Because what if he remembers? He goes, actually Ash, Dan and Clint asked me that on May 13th, 2022. Yeah, he'll remember too and Clint asked me that on May 13, 2022. Yeah, and he'll remember too. He'll remember.

You could probably pass on asking him how much money he's worth, like how much money he makes. I was never asking that anyway because that's such an unprofessional question. I think we asked him, it was called Shocking Questions, if he didn't want to answer, one of us, I think I was hooked up to a machine to get shocked, turns out he decided to answer it. Oh, I've been very fortunate to be able to do what I love as a job for a long time. I've done all right and I would say I have more than I would ever need, I think. When do you Google it? Is it anywhere near? Well, the thing is, I think people think when they see that amount, they go,

oh, he's got that in the bank. And I feel like no one in the world, wherever you was thinking, Jeff Bezos, Jeff Bezos hasn't got that in the bank. Your voice sounds funny in that bit. Yeah, I was putting on a British accent for some reason. To make him feel more at home. Yeah. You can stir that here, okay.

There's already questions coming through from people, like which fellow celebrity is a knobhead? I don't know if he'd answer that. He's too nice. He would. You think he would? I'll tell you what he would do. He would say don't know if he'd answer that. He's too nice. You think he would? I'll tell you what he would do. He would say, oh, I can't answer that. And then as soon as we stopped recording,

he'd go, I really want to know. Like he's really straight up. If you're off the record, he'd always be honest. Don't ask him what his super group might look like. If he were ever to put together a boy band with a few other artists. I love this question. He's already answered it.

Dude, like Drake, Bieber and Bruno. Yeah, and you got to get DJ Khaled in there, obviously. That love this question. She's already answered it. Do it with like Drake, Bieber and Bruno. Yeah, and you've got to get DJ Khaled in there, obviously. That's my question. We the best at one time. You know what, I had an acoustic song that was really quiet that I thought, it was a photograph actually, and I thought it'd be amazing to just have him introduce it. Did you call him? Well, no, because I thought actually in realisticistic terms would would anyone want that on that like DJ Khaled is he's a mate of mine

But but you don't like he I don't think he wants to scream over an acoustic Yes, especially on this photograph, I really hear DJ Khaled we got best music Loving can I okay? We know you can see oh yeah, he loves to just give examples of that every chance he can get. Shut up Dan, that's rich. We're talking about Ed Sheeran. Greatest love song ever? Love lifts us up where we belong.

Beautiful. That's lovely. Definitely. Or I will always love you. And that one note. Or any Van Morrison song, maybe someone like you. It's beautiful. I don't know. There's so many. Love songs are like my shit.

I know, that's what I wanted to ask. I would probably go Love Lifts, that's where we belong, because my parents used to listen to that a lot. Oh my god, that's my parents' wedding song. Shut up. They divorced. But I mean, it is a great song. And a lot of people would have Ed Sheeran as their wedding song. I like those videos

where it's like at the wedding reception and the bride's in a wheelchair and the song starts and it goes, when your legs don't work like they used to before. Everyone goes, oh boo. But she chose it. And I think you don't need to ask about Hoes because you already talked about that last time. I think you don't need to ask about hoes, because you already talked about that last time. I think you guys caught up. Yeah, standard chat, really. I feel like I've missed out on that stage of, I think that, yeah. I'm free.

I'm available. I don't need to do this radio show. Do you just want to be my hype girl? Oh, do you want to practice? Ed, that was amazing. The people were loving you. They were chanting you and then they were like, Ed, Ed, Ed. I went to...

Shut up, go get me some hoes. Then you go and fetch them and then we'll have a, have a pajama party. Do you use the word fetch when it comes to hoes? He didn't answer that. No, he wouldn't say it. That's when he hung up on her. He was like, look, I've already said to imagine my publicist has given me the slit throat through the glass.

Well, with that interview, right, it was me and Hamish and Andy who were a very famous Australian duo interviewing him. Love him. And they went first, of course, I I said you boys go first I'll go next. You warm them up. You warm them up and I'm in this kind of a hotel thing and it was one of those fancy hotel suites with a couple of rooms so the boys are in their room doing their interview and I had kind of short shorts and Doc Marten boots on and I thought I'll have a little rest in the spare room so I'm lying there and

I've got my legs in the egg and I'm like you know talking to a mate on the phone just waiting and I hear this all right and I've got my legs in the air and I'm like, you know, talking to a mate on the phone, just waiting, and I hear this, all right, and I look up and Ed's like walked into the room and I'm just lying there, like making myself at home. Legs in the air. You know, oh hi Ed. So you up next? I'm like, yep, just making myself at home.

Bring my legs down for the interview. See you, oh, I will do that. But then all the YouTube videos, all the YouTube comments on that interview, people are like, hey, it's too short. And it's a put our legs away. We can see a vagina. There's always one.

That's the last time I commented on a video. Yeah. I haven't even talked about my vagina since. You've got the perfect question for Ed Sheeran. You can text her through 3343 and Ash could take your question over to Ozzy and ask Ed. Clip, Meg and Dan. All to our new romance, EP Chrysalis out today and the boys join us in studio.

I am not worthy. Oh my gosh. Hello everybody, how's it going? Jump on up to the mic, lads. Oh my gosh. Guys, I'm like, like fan girling so hard right now. So are you guys, this is awesome. This is great.

Yeah, amazing. I think it was probably like a couple of months ago I discovered your song New Romance and I started thrashing it I'm not lying 10, 15 times minimum a day. That's great. And I had to actually give myself like a limit of how often and when I'm doing it. I want to love it forever and I think I mess to actually give myself like a limit of how often and when I ruin it. I wanna love it forever. And I think I messaged you guys being like, guys, you've just, you've clocked it.

You've ruined it. Or DM'd. Yeah, yeah. Did you guys write back? We did, after much deliberation, we were like, this is kind of, do we wanna write back? Do we wanna engage?

Be cool. Do you wanna be too clean? Yeah, yeah. It was kind of that to and fro. Clint's been known to try and shoehorn his way into bands. Like he's done it with Drax Project. He's tried to get a backup gig with Mitch James. No, it was great.

It was awesome. It was so cool to hear that you're loving the track. Yeah, but everyone's loving it. It's so cool. That's great. Thank you guys. Thank you. Do you feel like, I don't know,

cause you feel so many emotions when you start out and you're slogging and you're working your tits off and you're doing gigs and no one's coming and blah blah blah and things change, have you felt a shift? Like is it like a physical, like oh this feels a bit easier now? Yeah, kind of. It's easier but it's also harder.

Like when we started the band, we were all still in high school and we were young and now we're a bit older. We all kind of quit uni, we quit school, quit our jobs. And this is kind of at full time, which is so great. Who made that decision? We go, guys, I think we all just need to quit our jobs. Yeah. And go all in on this.

And not go to uni. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't doing very well at uni, so that was part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Meanwhile, the other guy's like, well, we're getting A's, so it's easy for you to want to drop out. My double law medicine degree is actually going really well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Meanwhile the other guy's like, well we're getting A's so it's easy for you to wanna drop out. My double law medicine degree is actually going really well. Yeah, yeah. Well we're all doing music at uni or doing music jobs so it's kinda like, I don't know, let's just see how we can go with the band.

But I guess you're doing uni to get this kind of gig right? Exactly. You're kinda like, we don't need this anymore. We're kinda thinking like, what's the point of this if we can just, you know, keep going with the band. Any parents supportive of the old, I'm gonna be a rock star mom? 100%. Well, my parents were like, kind of, they were telling me to do this.

So sick. Yeah. That's so good. Interestingly enough, our producer, Nepia, is in a band. He goes, they used to open for us as a band, and I was like, oh, that's awkward. So, you used to open for his band and now... God, we'd be more than lucky for something like that. I absolutely love Borderline.

And I've said that since I saw you guys at New Year's. I was like, Borderline, man, they're going to be the biggest band in New Zealand soon. Just watch them and here we are. You're at the start of this, I'd imagine a huge rise. So this is where we like to get you so you remember us. So when you are on Kim or when you are on Phelan, you always come back.

Don't do the thing Ed Sheeran did, right? He was like, I'll never be too big for you guys. And then the next time we did an interview, we had to go to his hotel room together. Oh. It was all, we gotta go to you now. He ain't coming to you anymore. What's the one thing you know

from like watching other artists or bands kind of mess it up? What's the one thing you're not gonna do that you're like, if it gets to the bit where we're big and famous we're not going to? I think we'll try and never be too big for our boots. Yeah. You can only make it if the fans are there. Yeah. And they're the reason that you can do this stupid thing as a job. Yeah. You know it's so fun for us and we get to do it as a job because of them. Yeah. That's such a cool answer. Yeah. So when there's screaming girls outside the hotel room being lining up waiting just to catch a glimpse of you lads for three hours you'll go down and sign all the posters. Every single one and we'll talk to everybody.

Yeah. Okay, well, you had it here first. It's good to have that audio actually. This is great. We do a segment on our show called Postcode Playlist where we write a song, like a completely original song. We don't do it, you do it and it's unbelievable. Well I do it but yeah, but I would love some help. And I was wondering if maybe next week you guys could maybe pop in and you can say, feel free to say no and turn me down. I've been turned down before. Yeah. It may surprise you.

And you come in and we somehow collab and make a post-co-plans. Like where are you guys from? You're from Auckland, right? We're all from Auckland. You know what? I think that's a wonderful idea. Would you guys do it?

I think we would totally do it. Yeah. Absolutely not. Great. Yeah, yeah. I'm out. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just that maybe I'll,

oh, who knows, we'll discuss. Dan, if you get in Borderline before I do, I'll kill you. You could be in five pieces. Best friends don't do Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just that maybe I'll rub it in. Oh, who knows? We'll discuss. If you get in Borderline before I do, I'll kill you. LAUGHTER We could be in five pieces. Best friends don't do that, Dan. The more the merrier. Thank you, guys. If you want to grab tickets to their tour kicking off next month, they're on sale next Thursday.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. About to get into the swag test with Daniel Webby, who has listened to Justin Bieber's album, Swag, more than anybody I know since it was released last Friday. Are you in general a big Justin Bieber fan? I, look, here's the thing with Justin, I feel like he's had a bit of a rough time over the last five years. And his whole life, he was famous very early in his life.

So I think, I just want him to win. Yeah, I said a lot of people take advantage of him over the years. And I just want him to be good for Justin. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. But, yeah, I do love his music. This song's probably getting the most play at the moment, Daisy's. He's good, isn't he?

He's good. It's a great song, Daisy's. Yeah. I think he's got some issues at the moment. Who doesn't though? I know. Right? But it's all compounded because it's so public.

Yeah and in America I have spent time in his orbit in LA and he, to go out to dinner, he has to go like have appetizers at one place and by the time he gets that food in, paparazzi everywhere, they have to leave that restaurant and then go somewhere else for like their mains, it's no way to live. It's just a horrible way to exist in the world. Alright Dan said kick off your quiz, can you define the word swag for us? How would you define it? It's ah, I'd go it's another word for like cool, you know like if you've got swag you've got a um. You know what it's short for? If you've got swag, you've got a... You know what it's short for?

Obviously. Swaggy. Swagger, swagger. Swagger, there we go. Swagger. Dan, you go to a party and there's a girl you've got a crush on, what do you do? If you had swag, what do you do?

Well, if it was me, I'd not say anything and leave. Yeah, but since listening to the Justin Bieber album, swag. I would probably go up to her and say, hey, what are you doing after this? After dis, I'd say, you gotta dig. Swag, swag, swag. Yeah, that's swaggy.

And I'd go, I've got a car outside that's waiting for us. But what kind of car is it? A Lamborghini. Oh, I can't believe. Swag, swag, swag. Good. All right. Hey, what do people say when they comment on your style Dan?

I go, this old thing. Swag, swag, swag. What do they say about yours? Oh what do they say about me? They'd probably go, doesn't really put... He got dressed in the dark. Swag, swag, swag. You know like Bieber now, he's back wearing the really, really, really, really low pants. I know, he's bringing the down,

I mean the low riding back in. I tried that the other day at home, I showed my wife, which was like pull them up. Yeah, have you got a bit of, why are you undoing your pants? Because I'm just seeing if I can do it. But I don't think I can. But it's almost like he's wearing- Have you got wife fronts on though?

Yeah, you can't do it with- No, I've got my dry knees on. Name your favourite hip hophop track, Dan. Um, hip-hop. Say someone cool like J. Cole, Kendrick. Probably, I would go... A$AP Rocky. Yep.

Effin' Problems. You wouldn't say effin' though. Dan, do you like the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, Baby Got Back? Are you a fan or not? I'm not a fan, no. You're not a fan? I like big bucks and I cannot lie. I mean, it is catchy.

That's interesting. It's not swaggy. I think that's the right answer. That's right. I'm just adding up your score. Do you like parties? Wanna pull up some... What?

Not really. OK. Swag. OK. Swag. Okay. Swag. What would you say to someone if you were greeting them with swag? Suck. Okay. Swag.

Would you make eye contact though? Would you just kind of like... No, I'd look to the side and just suck. Yeah, that's swaggy. You look anywhere but them. Boobs or butts? Probably butts. Yeah, swaggy. Swag. Swag. Swag. Okay. Boobs are out? Probably butts. Yeah, swaggy.

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Swaggy. Swaggy. Swaggy. Swaggy. Swaggy. Swaggy. Swaggy. What was the other ones? Confident, attractive or delicious? Is there an option? None of the above. No, you're conscious. You're conscious. Delicious. Delicious. Swipe, swipe, swipe.

Okay, all right, let's add up your score. Dan, you got Swagmaster. Ooh. Your swag is at an all-time high. You are pretty cool. You know how to let loose. Maybe it was the Lamborghini that helped. Oh, I think so. But you're calm and collected at the same time

people gravitate towards you there are not that many people that can party with you maybe it's because he doesn't invite anyone and you're definitely down to hang out with the chill crowd anytime. Well that's good and I say Lamborghini I don't actually drive when I drive a Kia Cerato but people say that that's the Korean Lambo. Do they? Yeah, I've never always said that. Is that what they say in Korea? Yeah, that's what they say.

Oh, it's another Lambo. That's interesting. So look, I love it. How do you feel? That's gotta feel good. To be honest, that makes me feel very good. I didn't think I would be, and I feel like he's giving me a pity swag there.

I don't think I'm full. Like if you put me and Justin Bieber next to each other, he's swaggier. That's an unfair comparison. That is. Yeah, it is. Can't hold yourself to such standards. We want to hear from you about the unique way that you found out they were cheating. Sometimes they come clean but sometimes you find out in very crazy situations

and circumstances much like this story you're about to hear at a Coldplay concert. Scandal brought to you by Air New Zealand. If you've got a dream, In New Zealand's got your seat. You can apply now at dreamseats.co.nz. You're at a Coldplay concert with 70, 80,000 others. It gets to the bit of the show. It's kind of like a kiss cam. When you're at like the, they do it at the hockey and the baseball, whatever in America. Yeah, we've seen it before, we'll see it again.

Yeah, yeah, so they like zoom in on a couple who look in love and everyone cheers and it's wonderful. And sometimes there's a joke one, like they'll zoom in on like a couple of mates together and they're like, oh, okay, we'll cut this. Or sometimes they'll look at the camera and mouth, that's my mum! And everyone laughs.

But this is a whole new level of awkwardness, wouldn't you say? Yeah. And Chris Martin, I think, calls it when he sees the couple, you know, a lot of people get embarrassed and a bit shy. Yeah. But this is a whole new level of awkwardness. Yeah, and Chris Martin, I think, calls it when he sees the couple. You know, a lot of people get embarrassed and a bit shy. Yeah. But this is another level. Like, he takes his arms off her because he's got his arms around her waist standing behind her.

Yeah. Dives for cover. She turns around so the camera can only see the back of her head until she eventually disappears. Yeah. Oh, look at these two. All right, come on, you okay? Uh oh, what? Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy. Now you can see the video for yourself if you want, text cheat to 3343 and have a look, but it is very suspect.

It has come out since that the man in the video is Astronomer, which is the company, the CEO of that company is named Andy Byron, and his arms are wrapped around the company's chief people officer. HR? Yeah. Oh, God, I didn't know that.

Chris and Cabo, and they're both married to different people, and the lady next to them, that's all red in the face, she's from from inside the company as well so she's been keeping the secret. Oh gosh. Isn't social media incredible? And actually like people are even texting like the crazy thing is if they just stood still and smiled it would have never have gone viral and no one would ever have found out but of course if you're cheating and doing something you're not supposed to a natural reaction that I think 10 out of

10 people do is die for cover. Totally like they're in Boston, we're in Auckland, in New Zealand and we're talking about on the radio. There are a lot of radio stations, TV shows, podcasters, Instagrammers, TikToks, they're all discussing it today. And the thing is, here's the thing, and I don't wanna sound like it's not cheating, but I feel like he was just hugging her.

Like he was hugging her. The way they were standing implies that they're probably also doing other things. But that is implying. So if you, that was Hannah, and some guy, the CEO of her company, was standing behind her with his arms around her, and then the camera goes on them and they quickly hide you're gonna go oh they weren't cheating.

Different when you put him in the situation of Andy. It's like he's about to touch somebody. It is a very unique way to find out your partner is cheating on you. Lacey Dash the chances are like one in eighty thousand with the amount of people that could be at that concert. I know someone who saw their partner cheating on the baby monitor. Like the baby wasn't at home, but the monitor was on and the door was open and she was in some movement. She said, oh why is there movement on the baby monitor?

And logged into the app and saw him and this lady getting it on on the floor. Oh, what about this text? I phoned my girlfriend one night and her husband answered because she was asleep to add to the sadness he didn't even seem surprised when I told him who I was. That's horrible yeah and sometimes the way that they find out is just so savage like I remember we spoke to a listener a few maybe a year ago who had a smartwatch that she was borrowing her husband's like Apple watch yeah go for a

run and there was pings coming through from a girl and it was his mistress. That's why he's giving you Apple Watch away to get tax free. I mean they're dumb enough to cheat. Producer Neeps, you got your hand up, I hope you don't have a story. I've got a good one actually. I found out through a TikTok that I was getting cheated on, so they were doing an I'm passing the phone to and that person, so my girlfriend got past the phone and the person said I'm passing the phone to and that person, so my girlfriend got past the phone and the person said, I'm passing the girlfriend to the,

passing the phone to the girlfriend who won't stop sleeping with her ex. I was like, oh, what's happening there? Is there something I don't know about? And she's like, oh, far out. So you're the ex, but you're not really the ex. No, I was the current boyfriend and she was back hooking up with her ex-boyfriend. Is that better or worse than this text has just come through?

My two-year-old told me that's how I found out he was a dirty cheater. I was strapping my little guy into his car seat and then he casually said yesterday in the car daddy kissed a girl. Oh my god. Snitches get snitches. Daddy kissed a girl in the car. Wow. Wait what did this girl look like?

Come on give me more. She's like I didn't kiss daddy in the car yesterday. That's so bad. Oh my gosh. Clint Mega Dan. Leshko. We're going to try and give away $10,000. All thanks to our mates at BNZ.

Whatever you're starting, BNZ has the tools you need to master your money from the get-go. Playing this morning is Laura. She'll take her family to San Fran to visit the brother. Morning Laura. Good morning. Morning you lucky thing Laura you're halfway there babe. Oh I'm so excited. Okay okay. Ash is gonna give you a letter you're gonna have to give us ten answers starting with that letter you can pass if we've got time we'll come back no double-up answers and if you can give us 10 answers starting with that letter. You can pass if we've got time. We'll come back. No double up answers. And if you can give us 10 out of 10, you'll leave with $10,000 in your bank account. Okay, my darling, your letter today is H.

H for hey bro. So good to see you in San Francisco. You ready to go? Yes. Okay, beginning with H. A type of extreme weather. Hail. Anian male actor pass a drink

a musical oh my gosh pass a sports equipment um handball something you eat at breakfast. Oh my gosh. Hot oats. Something with four legs. Hot. That was a disaster.

Hugh Jackman, Heath Ledger, Australian actor, drink, herbal tea, hot chocolate, Heineken, H2O, musical, hairspray. High school musical. I want to go on High School Musical. Yeah, yeah,, Heineken H2O, a musical, hairspray, high school musical. I want to go on high school musical, yeah. You know what Laura, I'd be... It's so much harder, isn't it? Yeah, it is tough. I think as well, once you go that first pass, you get nervous, and then once you go the second pass, your brain goes, Laura, you've buggered this.

You suck, Laura. That's not nice. I'm so sorry. Yeah, but Laura, you know what? You gave it your best shot. Maybe it wasn't quite your best shot. No, Laura's, I know. I think I could have done better. But have a great weekend anyway, Laura.

Yeah, you guys too. Thank you. Thanks, baby. With the saving to get to Sam Fran. The Clint, Migg, and Dan podcast. Who dares? Who dares? Who dares?

Who dares? Dan! Who dares? Who dares? Who dares? Who dares? Who dares? Who dares? It's back baby! Who dares Dan? We challenged Dan once a week to do something a little bit stupid that the rest of us would cringe at. I'm still getting over the fact that he made the remote control car go over ten of us.

Oh my goodness, that was the last one we did. Yeah, I was fully convinced I was gonna land on my face and break my nose. Yeah, I was pretty confident about that, but I just was also not confident it was not gonna go wrong at some point, you know? We nailed it. Yeah, gladly.

Okay, well it's interesting you bring up the remote control car, Ash, because this is kind of where we land again with Who Is Dan, but it's a different remote control car in question. And I know you're like what? What grown ass man needs two? I think we've got too much remote control. What grown ass man even needs one?

Thank you Ash, yes. And it's a grown up remote control car. And the thing is, are you talking about my new one? Yeah. So after we did the job, I had a company reach out to me on my Instagram. The dream. Oh, dream. And they were like, we had a company reach out to me on my Instagram. The dream. Oh, dream. And they were like, we've got another remote control car that's even better than your one

that we'd love to give you for free. Who knew that $600 is not the most money you can pay for one of these things. Shut up. Dan, how much is the second one worth? And I didn't pay for it. $1,500. Some people's real cars aren't worth that much. What does it do that it's worth $1,500. Oh! Some people's real cars aren't worth that much. What does it do that it's worth $1,500?

It goes 100 kilometres an hour. Shut up. Shut up. It's like a cruise missile, this thing. Where can you even, we get to go out to a field? No, it turns out I try to drive it up my driveway, and I've got a long-ish driveway. It does it in like a second,

so I have to go somewhere bigger. Then I- You need to buy a new house. Yeah, yeah somewhere bigger. You need to buy a new house. You need to buy property. Anyway, what's this got to do with buying a remote control? Well, your wife, when it comes to the financial purse strings, she keeps them pretty tight. Especially when it comes to Dan's just stupid spending,

which is probably why she is the way she is. She'd never let me spend money on the car. No. What would be the limit, do you think, that she'd let you actually outlay on another car? Nothing. Zero. Nothing, like she runs such a tight ship in our economical relationship. Yes.

And I'm bad at it, so fair enough. Like I just spend willy-nilly. Yeah, we need someone like her in every relationship. So as a show, we've compiled a fake email from the company that gave you this $1,500 toy car and We have written attached their letterhead and stuff and made it look like there was a miscommunication with the paid post collab deal and that you need to pay this overdue invoice as soon as possible Yeah, so it's not so much of a gifted as a, we gave you a cheeky bit of a discount,

but we're still waiting on the $1,500. I can see where this is going and you're wanting me to send this to Hannah. I just wonder what your wife will say when she knows you've spent $600 on a car and then you're about to spend another $1,500 on a second car. Oh, because of a miscommunication.

I'll tell you what she'll say. She will go absolutely ape shit at me. Okay it's been sent to you already. Neither of these cars by the way, if you've just tuned in, can actually transport his son around. They are toy cars and Dan will have at this stage been just over $2,000. At least his wife will think that. And you need to try and get the money out of her to pay for it. Has the invoice come through to your phone? Yes I've got it now. So can I call her really quickly and just give her the heads up?

Yeah, give her the heads up. We'd like you to give her the email and we'll hopefully plant the seed. Yeah, yeah, so I'll send it to you now so you can have a look at it. This is genuinely my worst nightmare. She scares me when she's angry. Yeah, good. Alright, dude. Oh my god. Dial the number, here we go.

I'm calling her now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Ah, here we go. Oh my god, I'm calling them now. Oh my god. Ah, sorry. Hi. Hello. Hey, um, I've got an email from Armour, the place that sent me the remote control car, and I just want to send it to you just to see what you think,

but it sounds like they're wanting me to pay for it. What? Um, I'll send it to you. And then, sorry, you're probably already having a stressful morning, but I'm like, this is all we need. I'll just call you back. Okay, okay. I'm so sorry.

Okay, okay. Well done. Well done. She's on the... So now just sending the... Do you guys please, this is gonna really throw her across the line. Or what if she goes, yeah cool Dan have 1500 bucks and now you got a car AND one and a half grand of speed.

We both know she's not gonna say that. Otherwise we wouldn't be doing it. Oh god, sent! No! Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive?

Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? Who dares to drive? It's free. Worth $1,500. Yes. Goes over 100 kilometres an hour. It's very, very fast.

And your wife was cool about you getting two remote control cars because the second one she didn't think you were paying for. She runs a tight ship when it comes to finances in our house. I give all control to her. As you should. Now, you were going to do a social media collab, give them a little bit of promo, and you've got to do better, Dan. I still don't even know where you got this remote control car from.

We've been talking about it on here for five minutes. Well, it's from a company called Armour. Okay. Well, I'm sure they'd appreciate that you got this remote control car from. We've been talking about it on air for five minutes. Mmm. Well, it's from a company called Armour. OK. Well, I'm sure they'd appreciate that. Which is the company that makes the car. And thanks for them. Thanks to them. There you go. Because, I tell you what, they're getting extra added stuff here.

Now they're just giving me another one. No, no. No man needs two remote control cars. That'd be three. That would be three. Three, sorry. OK, so you're going to tell your wife in fact you've already sent her the email that we composed which was actually an invoice from the company saying that there was a miscommunication it wasn't

free and that you have an unpaid overdue invoice. She's gonna be stewing now she's been typing since the song I can see the little dots. So let's call her and put her out of her misery. Okay let's see if she'll give Dan the money to buy a second car. I'm calling her now. Oh my god. Oh my god. Hello.

Hello. So did you get them? Yes. So there's been obviously a miscommunication. And then I got an email from Molly. And she's just saying she's now asking for the money. What? No way, there's absolutely no way.

So what can I do then? Well, you have to go back and say no, like this was all negotiated prior. There's no way we can afford to pay for that, Dan. Absolutely not. Like, yeah, you're gonna have to contact them and figure it out. You can see how this puts me in a little bit of a shit situation, because now I look like...

Yeah, well, I mean, like, we can't afford to pay for it, so if you didn't figure it out properly prior, then I don't know if you could have figured that out, don't you? Take it out of, like, the revolving credit or something? No, we're not going into debt to pay for something like this, Dan. No, you'll have to take it out of your savings. What savings? Well, that's not my problem. There's so much money.

You've spent money on dumb things before. Yeah, my own money, not our money. Hannah, stop being such a ball buster. They don't have two remote control cars. Cars, how's a box? This has been a stitch up, I don't have two remote control cars. Cars! This is a thousand bucks! This has been a stitch up, I don't have to pay for the car. Oh my god! Oh my goodness!

Fire out! Come on, let him play one and a half thousand dollars for another remote control car! This has been like the most serious conversation we've had in a long time. And I feel like we've had conversations like this before where she's tried to convince me to save. Oh my goodness. I've had so many times, so many times. I was even like, I'll set up a savings account for you

and put it in there for you. Oh my goodness, Daniel. Hannah, you and Dan are both working now. You got double income. Yeah. Not enough for a $1,500 toy car, thanks very much. You were a lot nicer than I would have been, babe. It's an adult remote control!

Anyway, I'm gonna go. Okay, bye. I've got work to do. Yeah, she's already stressed. Okay, bye. I love that your job and her job are so different. I know. Honestly, that was very close to home.

We've had very similar conversations before about my spending. And you could tell she was holding back like she was trying to be respectful and not mother you, but she was angry. Okay, well I'm glad I did it. I've still achieved my goal of getting another Hootie as dad. A lot of people would have just said,

no, I'm not doing it, moved on. No, you don't really need to say no on the show too often. Champion. I'm shaking. My wife scares me. My wife scares me. My wife scares me. Right for the last four or five days we've been giving you the chance to win an Air New Zealand

Dream Seat. All you've got to do is sell us your ambitious dream, tell us how you've been working towards it, generally getting there is the last hurdle. Air New Zealand will try and remove that one for you with their dream seats. First person to explain their dream is Laura. Good morning Laura. Good morning team, how are we? Very good. Why would you love a dream seat? Well I do a lot of volunteering in the diabetes space and have it myself. And I really, really want to get to a congress, Australasian Diabetes Congress, which is happening in Melbourne. Wow.

Okay. That's a very, yeah, it's a beautiful dream. Helping others. Yeah, I mean, when you even say congress, it sounds important. It sounds like the top of the diabetes ladder there. They're gonna solve diabetes. Well, hold there, Laura.

We'll get Stacey's headline pitch before we make our call. Hi guys. Hi Stacey. Why do you want the dream seat? So back in the 1800s, some of my family, like my grandfathers, they used to be kings in Scotland. They still live in Stirling Castle. So I really wanna go to Scotland

and learn all of my family history and visit all the castles. Oh wow. Can we hear you? I went to a Presbyterian high school and all of my family history and visit all the castles. Oh wow. Do you know, I went to a Presbyterian high school and all of the houses, you know, like you're in a house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were all Scottish castles. And I was the house captain of Stirling,

named after Stirling Castle. House Stirling. Not to make her dream about me, but. No, no, there's a common, interesting connection there. So you're a royal my goodness me. And finally Antonia from Auckland. Good morning Antonia. Good morning how are you guys? Good. You're the last person to explain why you want the dream seat. Yes so basically what I've lived my entire life avoiding high places like ladders and balconies and bridges and all that sort of stuff

I've got a super irrational fear of fights or as people say falling I suppose and so what I would love to do is go as simple as to Queenstown and do like a zip lining or something of Fight and get over my super irrational fear. Oh, the Nevis, the Nevis would do it. 134 metre bungee. I feel like you need to sort of work your way up to the Nevis.

Start in Topol, I think Topol's like 40. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It makes me sick just thinking about it. The canyon you jump into, because it is kind of like just jagged rocks at the bottom. Nope. She's pretty gnarly. Yeah, smash a fur burger afterwards though.

I don't know if you guys are on the green to meet with me, but I feel like there's a clear winner. Yeah, diabetes. Diabetes. Laura, you're going to the Western Pacific Diabetes Congress in Melbourne. Thank you so much guys. Oh my god, that's amazing. Fantastic. Yeah, have you been putting a lot of work towards, you know, what you're doing? Yeah, advocacy. That's a great one. towards, you know, what you're doing?

Yeah, your advocacy. That's a great one. We'd love to help you by getting you to Melbourne. When does it start? How far away is it before you got to, like, pack and sort everything out? Um, it's actually at the end of August. Okay, that's fine. And I'll send you some suggestions for some nice cafes in Melbourne that you can go to as well, Dark. That's my hometown. Oh my gosh. I've heard so much good stuff

about the food there. Yeah, it's so good. Are you gonna have a wonderful time? And good on you, because you know, she's faced with adversity with diabetes and she's turning it into a way that she can, you know, help move people forward and help others. I think that's really wonderful.

So very worthy winner, Laura. I tell you, darling. What the Dream Seat is about, if you've got a dream in New Zealand, has your seat, you can apply now at theedge.rober.nz or dreamseats.co.nz. We're going to be doing it all again next week. So text dream to 3343, register over the weekend, and we could be having you on here Monday and sending you to wherever it is in the world.

You need to go. Clint, Mick and Dan. One, two, three, four. New music Friday. Brand new. Welcome to the back of the car. For someone like me, Friday is like the. Oh, come turn up the volume we cryin'. For someone like me, Friday's like the best day because you wake up, I go to my Spotify, I go to the New Music Friday and I just enjoy it so much because there's these little tasty morsels waiting for me when I wake up on a Friday.

You might know this, why is it always Friday with New Zealand? It's Thursday in America, right, where music gets released. Is there a reason for that? They just choose a day. Yeah. It used to be Monday. I would have thought though, if I was gonna drop new music, I'd do it the day before everyone else,

so then I get listened to outside of the competition. But then people miss it because they're like, it's not New Music Friday, so no one's releasing music. There's always a process as well. Like the labels would have like a list and go on, this Friday we're gonna be pushing these artists, and you need to kind of get into a rotation so so the label can kind of push you so we've got some tasty treats for you this morning Alex Warren who we love he's the guy

that sings the nurses and I will carry you home and ordinary could have played the grabs but instead I just enjoyed hearing your vision yeah it's his favorite song of the year So Alex has got a new one out today, it's called Eternity Sounds like this Beautiful I hate the life somewhere I can't go Beautiful Cause I fucked this world alone He does, most of his songs sound very anthemic, almost religious don't they?

They do, yeah He's got the big gospel choirs and it's all very emotional He could be a singer at a happy clapper church He could Do you know I think Mr. Boat who was in that lane before I heard of Alex Warren, Cian De Crow Very much so Do you know I think Mr. Bo who was in that lane before I heard of Alex Warren, Keirne DeCrow. Very much so. And then he just like didn't carry on with it because he was doing all that choir stuff.

Keirne DeCrow only really had one song which Clint's going to bring up now but it was a very similar sound and we played a lot of it about a year ago. He's been Alex Warren. This guy. He's still probably trucking along. Yeah, I do love a gospel choir though. Like when Sam Smith uses a gospel choir. So beautiful.

The Joe Bros are also back. The Jonas Brothers, this one's I Can't boy band. They might say they're not, but they are. They're a boy band. You could have been in a boy band. That would have really suited you, babe. That's his dream. Yeah. It's too late now, but it could have been you. Kevin's in Backstreet Boys and he's like 55 or something. Yeah, but he's been in it since he was 20. Yeah, like you can't start in your 40s. Yeah, okay.

You gotta start in your 20s and then hold on to the hotness. You could start a geriatric boy band. Instead of Boyzone, it could be Manzone. Yeah, Manband. Yeah. Oh, that's crazy. And not even the Clints of man zone. Yeah man band. Backstreet men. But we're going to do a full play for you in a minute, a full play song. This one is 660 who teaming up with Hilltop Hoods. Are they a thing in New Zealand? To be honest I might be

ignorant here but I've never heard of them. Okay so they are an Australian three-piece, stuff of pressure and debris, they do kind of like these big pop hooks but with rap and they're like one of Australia's most beloved kind of famous outfits and they've got a song that's just they've just teamed up with 660 it's called Never Coming Home. This is them there. As an Australian it's the most familiar music like hearing those boys rap is just like it just feels like home. So yesterday I had the chance to chat over Zoom with Matu from 660 and Safa from Hilltop Hoods about the collab. Hilltop Hoods to Australia are kind of what 660 are to Aotearoa like there's a real ownership here and back home over kind of the two bands. Does that Matt, does

that kind of feel like it makes sense to you? 100% like I had seen them play before and I loved it and I knew part of their story but because I was in New Zealand I didn't know just how big they were. Yeah. Until I watched the documentary and I was like, holy heck, these guys are massive. And like, yeah, there was a lot of parallels to like their journey and our journey, even to the point where we were living together as well. And so it was really funny. And you know, just like Mathieu, I was an amazing sportsman as well. But yeah, so like it made sense for us to connect because we've always had a strong connection to New Zealand.

And so yeah, connecting with them made sense and the chemistry was really good. Oh, I can't wait to hear the song. It's a really, really cool song. So they wrote three songs together on Hill Topwood's new album. Hmm. Yeah. Wow. The documentary, by the way, like it even hit in Australia.

People were like, have you heard about these guys like 660? And then they had a like a big tour in Australia and it sold out in like record time And everyone was turning around like who are these 660 guys? How is half of Australia? Like it was insane. It went from like 0 to 100. Wow. So cool. Hippie. Yeah, I love the lads They're just the nicest so they've teamed up with Hilltop Hoods, the 660 of Australia, and the 660 of New Zealand. With Neva coming home, very first play here on the edge. Clint, Megan, Dan. How do you know when you're done, done with kids?

I think it's maybe hard to know. I don't know if you do ever know. And you go through troughs of going, I think I'm done, and then you see another baby. Or you see a photo or video of your own baby when they were at their cutest. And you go, oh, remember the smell of his little head. That's like when you had a different hairstyle,

but you only ended up saving the photos where it looked amazing and you need to go look at the bad ones. Exactly, yes. Yes. That's a good point. When you hadn't slept and your boobs were like, your nipples were dry and cracked and you were sweating and you hated the look of your partner because you were both just so exhausted.

And those videos aren't on your phone. No, no one takes photos of that stuff. They are not! I have an eight and a 10 year old and had a vasectomy when my little boy was probably like three. I think we were like, we're done. So you both agreed you had no... No, and the complications of the vasectomy, oh my god.

Two of the biggest hematomas the vasectomy doctor said he's ever seen. That was before the operation. What's a hematoma? It's like an internal bleed that like... In your... In your... In your... In your...

In your... In your... Did it hurt? Oh yeah, he said no, Jim. listening who's getting a vasectomy or has just had one. When the doctor says no gym for a week, that doesn't mean you can go back on day eight. Turns out no gym for a week and a half first and start light. So he reckons it was my fault. Anyway, whatever. I was like, cool, we're done. And over the last couple of days, I have been looking after and babysitting my brother's little girl, who's a year and a half.

Oh, and she's cute. I've seen her on Instagram. She's real cute. And she's been like sleeping over the last couple of nights. And we've been doing like school pickup together. And she's just been holding my little pinky finger. Oh, the whole hand. Oh gosh. the whole hand wrapped around your one little pinky. And I was like, bathing her last night and I wrapped her up like a little burrito in a towel. And my daughter was like, you used to wrap me up like a burrito. And I was like, yeah, you're too big now, babe. And it's also a reminder that that's kind of done, but I'm getting a chance to do it again.

And I got the hairdryer out and I'm blow drying her hair and she's pulling little faces in the mirror. And my brother texts me, cause I put on Instagram and he goes, that's so funny because he said, I love his daughter. He goes, she doesn't like the hairdryer. And he goes, she will never let me do it. And I'm like, oh, she's just letting uncle Clinton. Special.

The baby whisperer. And I was like, I haven't talked to my wife about it. I probably should, but I was like, am I done done? Would it be crazy to go back to the start of what has been a very long race and having two kids that are now eight and 10? And I was talking to one of the mums outside school

waiting to pick up my two and she goes, I thought I wanted more and I had a third. And I remember I brought him home and it was the second day and I bawled my eyes out in the hallway wondering what I'd done. I was like, okay, we're not really selling the drink. But at the best of times you do that with any new baby because you're so overwhelmed by day two.

I would like to hazard a guess that I might be wrong here but as a woman who has a birth to child, I don't think what you want matters. Like I don't actually think. Right. Because you're not the one that like has to carry the baby. You know, Jamie didn't have easy pregnancies. No, she had an awful, all nine months she was, she said it was like being hung over

every day. Yeah, and her career suffers. She's the one that then has to retreat back into the home to go back to the table. She had post-natal depression as well. Yeah, she panicked. So I'm really happy for you that you're having this like, do I? But I don't care because it's irrelevant. Plus he's had a vasectomy.

At least he takes the big haematomers back to the doctor and goes reverse these baby. And the doctor's like... You know what I was thinking, which again, now you're making me realise how selfish my thought process is because I was like, I don't know if I can go through undoing the vasectomy and then going through that again. Oh my god. Listen to him. You shouldn't father any more kids.

I need to leave the studio. OK, maybe I'll just keep looking after my niece every now and then. That'd be a great uncle and form a bond with her. Well, I'm glad we hashed this out. Now I don't need to bring this bomb show to my wife when I get home. I got you Jamie, babe. See, don't you stress. I knew you girls would help. Thanks.

Yeah, two's enough. Two's good. You could adopt though. Yep. Laura's texted through. You don't realise how many is too many until you have too many. Yes! What? Speaks like someone that has too many. Yeah, but when you have a one and a half,

you're all wrapping their whole fist around your little finger. Yeah. But just enjoy the uncle bond. You know, I've got my beautiful uncles who I love so much. Yeah, yeah. You know, and they're fun uncles because they don't have to do the trench stuff. A fun call.

A fun call is right. Phew, you guys just probably saved me from a lot of work. You're welcome, Clint. Oh my gosh. Okay. Better living, everybody. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through!

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