The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW dangerous day to be a vaccum

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, the team tackles a lively mix of topics. Kicking off with humor, Clint, Meg and Dan with Ash London playfully warn the easily offended. The crew covers the countdown to Christmas, shares laughs over mic socks, and discusses hilarity from Chris Parker. Listener engagement heats up with song requests for a chance to win cash and prizes. Personal stories get shared, including Ash's heartfelt breakup tale and childhood anecdotes from Harper Finn. Plus, Clint tries (and fails) at breaking a quirky Guinness World Record, all while the team navigates through the most romantic dumpings and who might've scooped New Zealand's scandalous snack secret. Tune in for all the laughs, competition, and confessions! 00:00 Introduction and Banter01:24 Rev Up Track Requests04:52 Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell Discussion09:01 First Call of the Day12:44 Scandal Segment16:56 Sibling Success Comparison29:54 Black Friday Deals37:54 Confusion Over Movie Titles39:27 Air New Zealand Snack Controversy43:03 Analogy Game and Clint's Skills55:59 Romantic Dumpings and Breakups01:04:52 Balloon Popping World Record Attempt01:11:11 Taking the Heat for Friends01:16:55 Zootopia 2 Mystery Culprit

This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Be freaky. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. It's harder in Auckland. Good morning, 1 to 6 on your Thursday, Friday Eve.

Yeah, which means... What does it mean? I don't know. What does it mean? That's one thing, Clint. Ash, Clint, what else does it mean? It means we're a few minutes away from you winning 500 bucks. And it also means less than four weeks until Christmas.

I think we've gone a bit early on the how many weeks till Christmas situation, my love. I've got a mic sock. I've got two cow mic socks are Stephanie Yaz. Who do you want to be? A mic sock is the thing. I think I'll go Yaz today. Do you know what's funny? Chris Parker, the comedian, we love that guy.

So much so that he filled in for probably half the amount of time that you have and he got his own mic sock. It's still out in the thing. He's got two of them. Do you want a Chris Parker? Yeah. That's BS. We've framed them and put them up and gone. Yeah, you can be Chris.

Where's the Ash ones? Your husband's the boss. We need to get some like, about three or four ash ones. It's probably too late now, though. We must have really thought Chris was going to stay. Yeah. They were like Chris.

I think everyone bought Chris who's going to stay, exactly Chris. Yeah. We'll get your four mic socks, Chris. Will that pull you over the edge? Yeah, if I'm going to have four mic socks, I'll sign the contract, Leon. Okay, Texas.

us your rev-up track that you want to hear this morning to 33-4-3. Every request is going to be automatically entered into the Daily Body Armour Prize Pack and cash drawer. We'll give it away next, so $500, just for requesting a rev-up track that you think we'll get you and everyone else going. Easiest money you'll ever make. Yeah. So get texting and we'll call one of your back and get you on the show,

hook you up with some cash like we did Laura yesterday. They're all already coming thick and fast. Great. What was Laura suggested yesterday? I don't remember. Lose yourself. Hem and Em. Oh, yeah.

I mean. Oh my God, poe has come through. Oh, come on. Can we? Rapid hydration to live life loud. Let's see if we can hook you up right after this. You've got three minutes get texting. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Oh, my gosh. All right, we're looking for a reverb track this morning. What have you got? If you can give us the track that we end up playing, we will give you a body armor light price back and $500 in cash. Now, Alex has called through to 0800 the edge. Alex, this is one hell of a suggestion. What do you want to play?

Good morning, guys. I think all I ever wanted base hunter. What? Make us come out of the gate, I forgot about base hunter. He was a time. He had his moment, wasn't he? Alex is on the way to the gym.

It's not for me personally, but I like the vibe of Alex. So, how do I know? Maybe Rachel will be more of a vibe. Morning, Rach. Good morning. How are you? You're good.

What's your suggestion? One more time. Darkekeke. One more time. Yeah. BPM's a little slower than Alex's. Another great song. Yeah.

A critically acclaimed. A classic. Yeah. Thanks Rachel. You don't even know their faces because they always wear masks. Now Rosie, though, I know that Carl, our producer, this is his favourite. Morning, Rosie. Good morning.

What are you suggesting? What's your rev-up track? Grace Kelly by Mika. Love it. Well, what do you need to be blue. I can be bad. It's fine. I'm going to be up. I'm pretty sure that Mika's half Lebanese like me. So it's part of my culture. I have to vote for him if he comes up. Yes. Well, what do you need to get up and about for today, Rosie? So the first day of our working week, I was off on Monday,

which was the last day of our working week. So there's going to be a wee bit to catch up on. And we've got early starts. We've just got lots of prep to do, summer chef. So just want to start the day on a good high, you know? Oh, yeah, nice. Okay. Do you need to work hard, lots of prep, weird hours,

technically no weekends off. There's so much prep that goes into, like, preparing meals. Yes. Judi Ann and carrots. Cutting onions. Yes. Nightmare. All right.

What are we saying? Yeah, Grace Kelly, for sure. Rosie, you are $500 richer and a body armour light price back is on its way to you, babe. Oh, that is amazing. Thank you so much. Oh, my goodness.

500, I wouldn't bother going into work now. Those carrots can Julie in themselves. Hi, Rosie. Here is your rev-up track and everyone else gets to enjoy it as well. Alex from Christchurch, I think you're hard done by personally. Anyway, how's outvoted, babe? The Clint Megyn Dan podcast.

Someone's text through, and this is true, I'll always think of Ryan Reynolds and Will Farrell doing the song whenever I hear it. I've never seen that. Yeah, they do like this a cappella version of it. Will Ferrell starts it and then Ryan Reynolds comes in. It's incredible.

Is it for like SNL or something? I think they were in a movie together and they were just doing it and the picture in the press junket. A bit of fun. A lot of great, like harmonies. They're very good at it. Very good.

It's so sad that Brian Reynolds isn't, oh no wait, is he the one that's... I see me like weird. Yeah, yeah, with all the, like, widely stuff. Yeah, because he's... He was, correct me if I'm wrong, Clint, but one of the biggest, most love celebrities in the world for a while, maybe three or four years ago.

Yeah, and then all of a sudden, the Blake lively stuff happened, and he somehow, I mean, I guess he's married to her, ended up, his stocks went down a little, I think. Because he bought that football club, I mean, if you're in Wrexham, he is the god. Like, you know, he's taken their team, like, in three different divisions. Yeah, yeah. Over three seasons, so I'm getting bogged down now in the Ryan Reynolds chat,

but he owns a football club, Wrexham. There's only nine teams ever in football history that have gone back to back to back promotions. And in the latest series of Wrexham, they do that. But obviously when you've got Disney money and stuff behind you, you can buy good players and you can do. Ryan Reynolds has got his fingers in the lot of pies. I know he owns shares in the Alpine Formula One team as well.

Does he? Yeah, he's got like some shares in it. He's just some fun stuff with his money we chose. Yeah, good on. That's what I'd do. Like just buy a little bit of different pies. So you could like at least just go along to the games and the racists for free.

You want to go to Zed then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Do we have it, Producers and Eaps? The song of them doing it, Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell doing the song. He's stuck in a spiral. They can't get out.

Clint's like must keep talking about Ryan Reynolds. Behind the scenes, I'm getting, producers talking to my ears saying they've got it. Then I don't have it. Then I've got them running around. And then you guys stop talking. So I'm like, do we want it? No.

Do we not? want to. I could be brown. I could be blue. I could be violet sky. I could be hurtful. I could be purple. I could be anything you like. I could be brown. I could be blue. I could be anything you like. I could be brown. I could be blue. I could be violet sky. I could be hurtful. I could be purple. I could be anything you like. I could be brown. I could be blue. I could be violet sky. I could be hurtful. I could be purple. I could be anything you like. I could be brown. I could be blue. I could be violet sky. I could be hurtful. I could be purple. I could be anything you like. I could be hurtful. I could be purple. I could be anything you. Like I could be brown I want to do that Those melodies That will be proud Yeah

Will Ferrell does all the hard parts To be honest Reynolds is just kind of He's very talented What's your favorite Will Ferrell movie? You can't go past it You can't go past it

Anchorman No I think I enjoy stepbrothers more We have so much more For activities now So many activities We just become best friends We're up We're Hannah and I watched that recently

The Catalina and Wine Mix This year You're such a little bit. Oh, I don't know. Anna and me watched it, and Hannah didn't like it, so I don't like it. She liked it more than me. She liked it more than me. That's such a great impression of him.

Yeah, well, she liked it more than me, so I was the one that brought her down. It's so great. Oh, darling. So great, and I probably can relate, because I lived at home until I was about 23, so. That's not that old, in this economy, fine. Yeah, well, my brothers just moved back in with his wife and kid, but it's because he's between places at the moment but I mean I still like to rub it in

that he's the 39 and living at home again If you're not paying rent you're the winner Yeah If I could live at home still and not pay rent I'd be there babe I'll be living in bunk beds And I get my mate with 21

Yeah The one where it was like a double bed at the bottom And then a single at the top Was anyone else in it or just you? Sometimes my mate would come over and just sleep in the top bunk As if you'd sleep in the top bunk You'd be in your bed And you'd accidentally like home

Okay, after our... How many chicks walked in and were like, nope? No chicks all that. And they surprise you clip? I never had one chick in that bed. First call of the day next. I would love to find a little bit more out about your life and we'll see you out of coffee as well for the week.

Oh, 800 at the edge. First call of the day. First call of the day. All right. Producer, who we go into is our first call of the day where we do this every day at the same time every week. It's litters to you. He's running.

through the office. He's ready. I was like, what do you think the charges are like 40 seconds to go in this song? But Carl has no idea that we're about to take a first call. We had a whole lot of people

calling before you missed them. Do we? Okay, call someone back. Does someone just want to call through right now? O-800 the edge, we'll take the first call, give you a voucher to spend it at Zed. You know what?

We won't even screen you. You could say anything. If I was David Attenborough right now going, here we have a season producer who is completely forgotten what he does every day. Oh, there's just. as Sophie. Take Sophie.

Okay. Morning, Seif, you got through, you got through the massive filter that is Carl Thompson. Morning, Sof. Hey, hi. Thanks, Ali. What are you up to this morning? Good. I'm just striving to work at the moment.

What do you do for a job? I work at a university in the recreation centre. Ooh. Oh, the recreation? That's the fun part of the university. Like the pool? of gym or better both, babe? Don't have a pool, but yeah, the gym, the fitness centre, dance room.

Okay. Is there a lot of pressure to be in, like, great shape all the time when you work in a gym? I don't wonder that. Yeah, and it's your job to obviously, like, maybe you'll do personal training sessions and things like that. Like, it must be tricky over summer when you want to have a blowout, and your job depends on you not doing, man. Sophie's come back to work, she must say how to blow out. Yeah, you're right. It is, yeah, it is hard, but I think we all motivated.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah. And I suppose you can always just tag a workout on at the end of your shift. Although I don't know if it's kind of like, you don't, when you finally get a chance to get out of there, you don't want to stay at work for another hour and do your workout. I guess it's the same as like a real estate agent that drives a crappy car. No one's hiring a personal trainer that's out of shape.

Are they really, let's be honest. Yeah, but if a personal trainer's got the knowledge. Mm. But why aren't they using it on themselves? That'd be my question. Maybe they don't care. I've got the knowledge to make you fit. Yeah, it would be unlikely, but it's still plausible

that somebody could be in the fitness game, learn all about it, and then just really doesn't care personally. Yeah. Yep. All right, so. No, all of the trainers are, yeah, really good. Oh, any hoddies that you work with?

Um, no. Okay. That's it, but no. Sad of any of them are listening stuff. But Sophie doesn't want to say on national radio, which is fair enough. We'll go with that so that just in case any of their workmates are listening, they'll be, oh no, she's just in love with me. Imagine if one of them was going to shoot their shot with you two days,

and they heard you on the radio, now they don't, and your whole life is about to change now. You're not going to either. Look, they're all taken, so I don't think that was going to happen anyway. Good call then. All right, well, you have a fantastic day, Sophie. You say hi to all your ugly workmates, and we'll talk to you again. Awesome.

Thanks, guys. No, so if you hold there and we'll grab your details, we'll get a Z-Voucher out to you. If you love raspberry, rhubarb or coconut, you're going to love Z's new chilled drinks. Little does she know she saved Carl Thompson, our producers, our ass right there. Oh, man.

Thanks, Sophie. We would have, like, sent him home. Yep, we wouldn't. But we wouldn't. But we won't, because we need him. We need them. I'm happy to go home. I'm happy to cock up against him, send me home.

It was like watching ADHD, though, in real time. Oh, man, where's he going? I've never seen him run faster. All right, we get a scandal update. Are we talking Robert Irwin? Yeah, we all thought Robert Irwin. Yeah, we all thought it would happen. It's just news that is a surprise to absolutely nobody.

Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh, go. Scandal. Quite a scandal. Scandal. It's a scandal with Ash London. Scandal, thanks to Contickey. Contecki's Black Friday Sal is now live with trips from only $1,175 bucks.

Less than one and a half K. Visit contickey.com and start your next adventure today. That's a good deal. It's a bloody good deal. Best money you ever spend if you're young enough and free enough. Live at which I am. So a couple of months ago when we found out the Robert Irwin was going to be on Dancing with the Stars America,

we all agreed straightaway, well, there is no way on earth this kid ain't winning. And last night, well, yesterday our Vaux, Australia and New Zealand time, we found out that that indeed did happen. Robert and Whitney! Alex and Val, fantastic job on making it to the finale. You were amazing.

All right, Joey and Jenna. Please do the others. Bring it over. There's your Mirabal Toffee. Robert, what does this moment mean to you right now? My sister said it best. Thank you for changing my life. Oh my God.

Yes. Whitney, do you have anything you want to say? I'm so grateful to Robert, honestly. I feel like I already won with him as my friend, and I can't take you enough for this gift. Thank you so much. Yeah. Congratulations, my show!

Beautiful. And everybody that was thinking that those two are like an item now, no, he referred to her as his big sister. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, but some people are into that. I don't know. So good on him. Earlier in the episode, and I'm not going to the audience, it's too sad.

He talks about how he's like, I just wish my dad was here to see me. And then I googled it because I was like, how old was he? He was only two when he lost his papa. So it's like he never really knew him. He would know him through watching videos. of him. But you feel like you would know him because there's so much footage of Steve like you say. So you'd sort of know him through this different

lens. Yeah, you'd want to know him as your dad though. Yeah, how heartbreaking that people would talk to you about him like they knew him better than you did. Yes. And you'd be like oh man, imagine knowing your dad was one of the coolest people on the planet and you've never got to really meet him or at least have memories of him.

That would be hard. Really, really hard to see all these amazing videos. Bloody talented family, eh? Because I've been to your sister she won it years and years earlier. and now he's gone and entered and won it as well. And he was so little, like, because he's six years younger than her. So, and she was like a teenager when she won it. So when you watch the footage of, like, her wedding and then, like, cuts away to the fans.

He's like 10 or 11 or something. Sweet darling. I really hope, being an Australian as proud as everyone, like, he is such an amazing guy. Everybody loves the Irwin's. Absolutely. Who's the in the final width? Does anyone even know? Who cares?

No, I think it was Zach. Hefron's brother. Oh, was that? One of them, and then I'd never heard of any of the others. Well, you say Zach Hebron's brother would be a good shout for a win too, though. You've seen old Zach Efron dance

and high school musical and stuff? So if his brother's anything to go by? My brother earns millions of dollars like running companies. That doesn't mean I could do it. Certainly couldn't. Yeah, that's true. He's like, if I had to fire someone, I'd cry for three weeks.

Oh, yeah, that's true. He's like, I'll never think about that guy again. That's one thing I could never do, eh? Never get easier. To be fair, that's probably a fun chat as well. Like, my brother is a builder. Boat builder, house builder. Like, he built his own boat and then he built his own house.

Amazing. I literally would not know where to start if I had to put a fence up. Foundation. Oh, pens. I don't know. I mean, I guess we've got to dig some holes and then put posts in and then concrete. Okay, maybe I'll be able to do it. We can do some calls one day.

You call up, tell us what you do and tell us what your sibling does. Yeah. And we'll see who's more successful. Yeah, we can decide. But I like that my brother's very successful in a totally different industry to me. Like there's no competition between. Okay, do we do an upgrade, downgrade, sibling edition next?

Let us know what you do and what your sibling does. And we'll try and work out almost who's your mum and dad's favourite. Because it's not all about money either. Yes, isn't it? Yeah, it's all about money. No, because sometimes you could be the poorest of the siblings, but if you've got three kids, that means you've given your mum.

and dad, three grandkids. Meanwhile, your other sibling might be travelling around the world making money, but I think grandkids trumps cash. Yeah, my brother's rich and has four kids and lives in the same city. Oh, he's so good, babe.

Oh, you're definitely the weakest link there. One pov-o child living in a different country. I'm surprised your mum still talks to you. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Just great. Oh, downgrade. Oh, I love it.

How do we get on to this? Because I think like as I mentioned my brother For some reason being rich And having lots of kids And you were like, oh, we know who the favourite is Yeah So in 334-3 You can just choose a text

Tell us what you do and what your sibling does But it's not all about money though is it I guess it's a lot to do with grandkids as well Absolutely Yeah But I think there's also There's got to be a sibling That the parents brag about more

Like oh they go What are your kids up to? And they go oh well Daniel he's on the radio I think the one they lead with is the one they're most proud I think my job is more like ooh because no one really understands

what my brother does because it's just like some fancy running a company thing whereas mum can be like oh my daughter she's an author and she's on the radio and it's immediately impressive but then my son has four children and then everyone's like oh no four you're four years as soon as you say she's an author

my ears prick up and like oh wow an author that sounds successful until they find out you write smut and then they're like And if you wanted to buy that smart, it's available right now with calls for $25. Love on the Air by Ashland. And we did get a text. I'll call this person anonymous just in case.

I've said, I manage a social housing media. Sorry, I manage a social housing team and a delivery service for people in need and I own my own homes. That's very interesting. What a person. My brother is an alcoholic and lives in a caravan on their property. I wonder who's their favorite.

I wouldn't know what sort of caravan that is. Because if it's one of those cool ones with like the fold outsides Everyone's leading the witness A in their text This one, I work in construction And my older brother is my office lady Here's another one

My brother's on his third marriage With kids to all three women Does it even matter what I'm doing To get the upgrading That's pretty good My mum wouldn't care how many baby daddy She'd just be counting the grandkids She'd be like, I don't care

As long as they've got my DNA Susie, what are you doing and what's your sibling doing? Both my sisters have absolute magic. They run their own businesses. I'm living with my dad at the moment. But honestly, I wouldn't change anything for the world. Oh, we are nice. Yeah, I think if you're living with your dad,

he might be like I'd like you more. Yeah, because if he's older and you're taking care of him while your other sisters are doing, God knows what, Nothing's going to be as impressive as living back at home looking after. So you're the winner, Susie. I know you're trying to say you're absolutely. Susie wins in Christchurch. Also, you know, no, that's probably bad.

No, don't say it. Okay. No, just mean like, you know when your parents do eventually pass? You talk to you, but you'll get more in the wheel because you took care of every many's old age. I just think in the last few years, that's those are the years they remember. That's true. You know what? Susie can have the house.

She lives here. She's the only one who was helping clean it. That happened to all my best friends. I know the family's split forever. Is that why you're doing it, Susie? For the inheritance, mate? No, apparently I'm getting in the car. Okay, well, that's something, I guess.

Thanks, Dad. Hey, Dad. Next time you're making a cup of tea, you go, hey, mate. What she didn't say is her dad drives a Lamborghini. Yeah. So that's good. Morning, Vicky. Hey, Vicki.

Hey, Vicki, where you're at? Where you're at? Vicki, Vicki. Vicki, who his brother owns a scaffolding business? Mm-hmm. Yeah, so Vicki's deaf and her brother has full hearing. Don't away. Unfortunately, I don't know what happened to Vicki there.

Yeah. Oh, bless everybody. The scaffolding business, the person that said they're a teacher and the brother owns a scaffolding business, they'll be rich, eh? Scaffolding, you earn so much money. There's a lot of risk involved, though, if you get it wrong, like, you know, like, you know what you've seen those videos?

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of risk involved, and I think my bro looked into it because he's that type of guy. But yeah, you're right. Just because then once you've got it and you've set it up, it could stay there for months and they're just paying you to rent it while it's there. One of my mates, he owns a scaffolding business and he just brought all his workers brand new Ford Rangers. I mean, there's money in scaffolding.

That's so nice. I've got an idea for a business because I ordered a hat recently. It's taking like three or four weeks to ride. That should be good. But it's a cap, right? And I've got embroidered on the cap just the word Seth Cohen. Oh, from the OC. Because I love Seth Cohen so much.

And I feel like girls would buy that cap. That's my whole business. I was like, and what else does the hand do? And so what does your brother do again? He runs a farmer's studio company. Hey, hey, run it past you, bro, and see if he's got any tips for you. He might invest some money into it. What?

My venture capitalist what are you called. You'll check you some pity money. Clint Megan Jan. Spinky Boo. The very talented, talented man is on the show with us this morning. Beautiful voice and credible songwriter. What other hidden talents have you got, bro? I mean, I was, I've gone to the first 15 in rugby

at my high school, yeah. What position? Played the fullback. Oh, yeah. What is that to do? That's the person at the very back of the field who gets all the very big, long, high kicks. Oh, you get to catch that.

Pressure. Pressure, yeah. So do you have to pretend to the first 15 boys that you weren't in the band? And then you pretend to the guys in the band that you don't play rugby? You just nailed it right there. That was my predicament in high school.

It was like, yeah. Zach Ephron on high school musical. You were good at, Although my rugby coach he caught on and he decided to call me Joe Jonas the whole time I play rugby. He's now the hottest Jonas brother because it used to be big.

Kevin's never in contention. Well that's funny because that's what my coach said. He said, don't worry about it. It's a compliment because he's the hottest one. He is. So it kind of was able to, you know. In the rugby team, it went down well. Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?

I haven't, but they did my apartment in New York. They were standing outside of the other week filming content. So I was going, hang on. Jonas Brothers were right outside my apartment. As I was sort of getting changed out of the shower I could look outside my window and that's right there.

What's so good about your front door that the Jonas Brothers wanted in the back of their video? I have no idea. It was like a street in New York City so I guess it's just like one of those iconic kind of back times. They must have been like

let's go and stand outside Harperfin's door. I think that's what it was. Yeah, big fans. And even we kind of look like each other. That's what my rugby coach said. You do like Joe Joe. Yeah. What is the best thing

and then what is the worst thing about living in New York? Because I'd imagine as it's pros and cons. Yeah, oh God, yeah. I'd say the start with the good. The pro is, well, they're kind of both the same thing. The pro is that there's always something new.

There's always something fresh. Nothing gets if it gets stale. But then the flip side of that is things change all the time. So if you start liking a certain way things are or a certain person, they can move or they can change. So it's sort of you can't really, you fall in love with something, but then it will change. And so you kind of never get to.

It's got to be a song, in that. There is. I think right live on air, we've just inspired something to see. Yes, he does all babies. That's a way else. Dan wanted to know why you called the album, Silo Park and if you were just smoking bongs there. If I was.

Great place for it. Great place for it. Well, yeah. I mean, to your point, the song on the album that's called Silo Park was written about walking through there and realizing that's where a lot of that activity goes on. And even sort of perhaps a little bit more gnarly than that. Because I took someone on a date there, walking around Silo Park

thinking, this would be lovely walk around the waterfront. It's a place in Auckland and the viaduct of you've never been there. It's kind of like a... It's sort of new now, isn't it? Oh, I know. It's where like the kids could run through the water things come out. Yeah, that's right. And this little playground there, you can climb up onto this weird scaffolding thing, but it's absolutely pointless. And also

the main thing there is a couple of big silos as well, which is the park got named after. Yeah, exactly. It used to do where Laneway used to be there. So it kind of has like a musical vibe to it. But yeah, I mean, the album, Siler Park is a place that I think a lot of the album speaks to a lot of different places overseas. And I think there was something about somewhere where I grew up, close to where I grew up, coming back to those places. when you're older

or coming back to those places when you've gone through so much and seeing how you feel or kind of the memories of your childhood can come racing back and also kind of tell you who you are

or how much you've changed but how did the date go? Well, not very good because we're not together and they thought it was a pretty bizarre place because we had to kind of run away because we were kind of being chased by someone who was on something

that's your Jonas! Exactly. Exactly. That's funny. Half a firm. Thank you, brother. My pleasure. Thanks, man.

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Orlando Bloom? A flower. A bird. Damn, us. A body part. Um. I've got two of them, okay. Something round.

Something round? Octagon. No. Nope. Okay. What is it with shapes? Jack, it ain't the best sitting we've ever seen. I'd love to say that was a slam dunk, but it was a chap.

Crazy enough, it's also not the worst we've ever had. A bird, ostrich, owl, body part, ovaries, organs, esophagus, optical, something round. Darling, you could have just said Oval. But in good news, I was correct. Shack was number 32 for Orlando Magic. So at least I'm a winner. Yeah. And it was the first number they ever retired when he retired.

Oh, that's nice. Shack, we love you, darling. Thank you for listening to the Edge Brecky. And I hope you keep listening, darling. Have a wonderful safe weekend with the funer. Thanks, guys. Bye. See you, mate.

You know who is, like, loving that right now? I think is Vice. When we said something round, saying what TZ triangle, and now he's just gone, yeah, Shaq said octagon. Shack's to you, Vice. I will say that an octagon's probably a little bit more round than a triangle. But hey, now we're nitpicking, aren't we?

It's kind of, yeah. Well, it's back again at 8 o'clock, if you want to have a crack at all thanks to Novice Glass, proud partner of the Special Olympics, NZ. Next, Black Friday deals. What is the thing discounted the most in New Zealand? if you just love how much money you can save. Yeah, Dan's big.

Dan gets sucked in so easily. Oh my God, I'm already purchasing this thing that I've found this morning. It is 80% off, and it will make your life so much easier. It was $999,000 originally, and then it was down to $230. And Dan was like, quick, quick, how much is that off? How much is that off? I was like, literally at a dollar and you've got $1,000, and then it's very easy to work out from there. It's an incredible deal.

It's 77% off. Yeah, okay, Dan, did you do? You know how much it is? Ash just told you, but did you hear it? So let's say, if it was $1,000 and it costs $600, what percentage off is it? 40% off. There we go. See, I can do mass.

Play a song, Clint, let's have a laugh. Should you go weed together? Because I need to wear. I know you do too. All right, let's go. Do you use the woman's dance? Yeah, he sits down. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Last Friday, everyone's talking about Black Friday deals. If you didn't know, Black Friday's actually tomorrow. They were just getting in early. So I guess you, I guess maybe you see the ad and then you think, oh, maybe we should, maybe we should, maybe we shouldn't. By the time you make the decision to do it, you've still got time. Sometimes I see that like, there's always sales, isn't there nowadays, you know? So I think it's kind of sometimes a bit of a ploy.

Of course it is. Don't get sucked in. One thing we need to realize is that like everywhere we look, there's companies and people trying to manipulate us, pretty much get money out of us everywhere. And this whole Black Friday thing, first of all, it's an American thing that has no place in the Southern Hemisphere. And second of all, like, it's all the psychology. They say the discount, discount, discount.

So it makes you feel like a sense of urgency. And then all of a sudden, you're buying things you don't even need and didn't even want yesterday because this idea that, but it's a bargain I'll never get back. Having said that, let's discuss some of the best Black Friday bargains out there today. Yeah, because the person you're describing as Dan, because he's already found it, Send it to his wife and have bought it. And she's approved it. In fairness, though, these are good ones.

These are good savings. Because you do see some of them, you're like, that's not even that much off, and you can get that in August. For me, a good deal is 50% or more. Okay, I've got one for you then. 54% off swim spas. It's not a pool.

It's not as small as a spa. It's kind of that midpoint where you're getting both, two for the price of one. Yeah, but I can't afford it even if it's half price. Wow, it's $28,000, and they got them down. down to $14,999. But swim spa is an embarrassing thing to have unless you're a professional swimmer.

Like, if you're that desperate to go for a swim, go to the local pool, don't stationary swim in your backyard for $14,000. How can you swim in a spa pool? Is it like jetting water down so you're just swimming against a current? Yeah, but you can, and so you're swimming almost like jogging on the spot. That's like a treadmill for swimming, basically. But you could take the jets off and then you just have a large spa pool for bar. Silver Spars get amongst it.

I haven't heard of them before, but... Okay, well, this is a better, more achievable sale. PlayStation 5, never discounted because it's so popular. At the moment, the Black Friday sales, you can go into JV. High-Fi, get the $800 PS5 Slim Edition for $558. All right. That is one hell of a deal. And, like, have your kids have been asking for a PlayStation for like years?

This is the time to do it. I can't imagine being a parent with multiple children, and one of them is desperate for a PlayStation. you've got to fork out $550 for it. Gosh, being alive in 2025 is expensive. But it's better than him scrolling on a phone or something. Yeah, it's true. Unless they're on one of those games where they can get groomed.

Producing it? Yeah, I just paid $800 for a PlayStation a month ago for my birthday, so that's brilliant. You're an idiot. He's not an idiot. No, you're not wrong. 30% off today. But he got an extra month out of it,

so he's paid $300 to have a month of PS5, and that might be worth it for him. That's Gilmath. this is the best this is the best deal though okay so i searched the briscoes sale which they've got 40 to 70% of everything in store i love briscoes more than life sometimes i think they lie about the original price of things i know and they're like was 1200 and you're like was it who's paid 1200 for those sheets now 49 bucks and you're like wait so how much money getting ripped off when i'm paying full price for anything there you could gift yourself for 2026 okay the gift of of never having to vacuum again.

I've never vacuumed in my life, but continue. The My Genie must be nice. The My Genie HydroSweep robotic vacuum cleaner was $1,000. It is now $229. Pocket-cham. Five-star reviews of 48 reviews. Yeah, but it's not a lot of reviews. About 48 people says it's brilliant.

And it's got four-hour battery life, warranty of a year. Neeps, you're in a flat, bro, of like five people. so that means if you and all the flatmates decided to all chip in 45 bucks and no one in the flat would ever have to vacuum again

Why wouldn't you? Can you imagine the filth that would be on those carpets Five Ben living in a... You can control it with a... I mean that's a great chart if you just sit down with the flaties and go we all chip in 50

no one vacuums again ever. Do you just put it on it like goes around your house? Yeah! How does it learn the map of your house? And you have to like set it and then it does a like initial sweep around the house

and then it learns where all the ones where all the walls are and then it does it automatically. It's so weird. Incredible. So yeah, $229 bucks at Briscoes.

Okay, that is the best sale we have seen so far. 77% off robotic vacuum cleaners. Have you found a better deal? Yeah, I found what for what percent off, let us know because it's just, it's the ones where you go, oh my God,

80, like that's crazy. Anything like you said, Ash, beyond, for me it's 60. Yeah, anything beyond 60% off is kind of mental. Yeah. Even 40 I'll do. As Cherie's just texted through with a great shout

This is to you, Neeps. If you bought the PS5 from J.B. Hi-Fi, I'm pretty sure they refund the difference if it goes on special after buying it. There's a time frame, it might be worth checking out. Oh, okay. I'd be looking into that. Brescoes.

Oh, yeah, no. Well, you brought your PS5 from briskos? Yep. You might be my... They didn't sell PS5s. Really? They sell everything, Dan. What did you find for the most percent off Black Friday?

deal is kicking off officially tomorrow, but people obviously still offering them and have been for the last week. Dan's greatest deal that he has found and is ready to put his credit card CCV number in is a robotic vacuum cleaner for $1,000 down to $230. Yeah, it's the My Genie, yeah, which is... And I've been telling you there's a reason that it's discounted that much. It obviously sucks, and you're like, nah, no, no, it's such a good bargain. Well, Caleb agrees with you, Ash.

Morning, Caleb. Good morning. How's it going? You purchased the My Genie vacuum cleaner, the robotic vacuum cleaner. How much did you pay for it out of interest? It was a similar price. It was a friend that bought it for us. Okay.

And you said it sucks. It sucks. It doesn't suck. Yeah. So it sucks. It was entertaining to watch. Wow. Tell us about it.

So it sounds like the same model, which online it says that you can map it after further research, you can't. So, you'd turn it on and it'd leave its station, at South Docks and whatever, to charge up. But it would get stuck on everything. And it kind of just pushes, it pushes the fluff around, you know. It doesn't really suck up.

And then if you've got a Sheila on the house, the hair gets stuck in all the bristles. So, oh, it's honestly terrible. You're definitely not a salesman for my genius. And you do, last time, you did have a Sheila in the house, didn't you? I do, yeah. I open it in, so I'd call a woman a Sheila. I didn't know that.

That was a Kiwai'en. In like 15 years. That's crap, Caleb. Where are you from in the country? She's rolled off the tongue. Where in the country are you? Auckland. Okay.

So you're suggesting don't buy the My Genie? No. If you're going to spend like $2.50, I'd say spend another little bit more to get something better. Okay. And do a bit of research and look at the... reviews properly. But it has a removable, washable, mopping pad. Oh, gosh. Yes, it does.

It does, and that sucks, too. There's a bit of an in-joke that you don't know about, Ash. Yeah, I was about to ask, what's Haydo texting us about? Hayden said, of course Dan wants another vacuum cleaner. We're not talking about that now. We can't really, how can I do it in a PG way? Is there something to do with something you used a vacuum cleaner for once in his life? That wasn't cleaning the house.

Put it the same. One time when I was a kid, I was vacuuming my room, or my mum thought I was vacuuming my room. Oh, I don't want to know. Please, I don't want to lose any respect for you. Please stop. Isn't there a movie? Is it a scary movie? And he's like Duffy and he's like, Mom, I'm cleaning my room.

That's why I did it. He's not Duffy. Duffy. Not Duffy. What's the movie? Duffy the Vampire Slayer. What's the movie from the Dufie's in? It's scary movie.

Dan, would remember. Doofy the vacuum slayer. That was me. I don't think you want to use a robotic one, Dan. Oh, God. No, especially. It's got spinnable things that spin around. Oh my gosh

Donna just said my one escaped out of the garage and was cruising down the driveway They're really good They're vacuum driveways as well Do not buy them This is pretty scandalous The pea puffs The snacks that have been offered on at New Zealand flight

For the last two years Have been pulled Because of an investigation That Kiwi journalist David Farrier Has been undertaking for the last week or two This is what this guy does, like, he just, he's so... The dog with a bone, eh? Like, he's unrelenting.

I love, I read his blog and I follow his work over the years. He's amazing. You've probably seen his documentary, or if you haven't, you need to watch. It's called Tickled, where he investigates the tickling industry. And there's this massive industry in underbelly in America mainly. And it gets really dark at the end. It's almost like UFC, but for tickling. And only certain people are allowed in.

It's very exclusive. Anyway, I'll let David Ferrier set us up, but Dan's got some more info on what David has found out since. If you've ever flown in New Zealand and you've had one of their little Project 32 chickpea puffs, this is a story for you. I looked into this company because on the bag it said New Zealand owned and donates to charity.

I looked into their social media and found out they followed a few quite weird accounts like the UFC, which is weird for a New Zealand snack brand, I then found out the owners are both Australian companies, not New Zealand-owned at all. And on top of that, I started looking into their charity work, and there things got even weirder. So the brothers are two Aussie guys, Daniel and David, Rafkin. So since this expose has come out from David Farrier, the good people at Air New Zealand have taken the snacks out of flights. So you can no longer get them.

I don't know exactly what because he's looking into the charities that they say they donate to so apparently there's some shady stuff going on there we're going to try and get David on maybe tomorrow to chat about it like made-up charities and the other crazy thing is since this is broken

the owners have transferred all the money from the business over to a woman in New Zealand just to make it seem like she's the owner but so there's some really weird shady stuff going on Isn't someone doing their due diligence? Are we just accepting now when people say, yeah, it's in a New Zealand-owned company, we go, okay, tick. Well, I mean, if you look at the packaging, I've got a photo of the packaging in front of me. You look at it and you would never question it.

Yeah, you're right. If something says New Zealand owned, you assume that's correct. Yeah, and it says, in big bold letters, it says Zingy and Salty and donates to charity. So you go, oh, what a lovely snack. Win, win, win. It's a win. I love Zingy, I love salty, I love charity. Just a couple of Aussie lands going, what do people want to hear?

And they're targeting a type of people like Ash London You know that are health conscious But also love charity work Yeah, love spending money on things Yeah Meanwhile they are nothing like the New Zealand That are made here in New Zealand And have been since the beginning

From Hornus Confectionery That's nice Delicious, hard-boiled lollies The ones we love You know my mate Raj? You love my Raj? He makes him Yeah, no clip you can't say that

You're just as bad as this pey company Oh cash for comment How much did he pay you for that? No, do you know what? He sometimes gives me the black current lollies because you know they only roll them out when the all blacks are playing. He's still going.

And at Halloween, we went out and gave some of them out in the street. I remember the Barrett's going, who's got E-New Zealand lollies? That's hilarious. You know why he always gives Clint his old iPhone. That's why he's doing it because he wants the next one next year. Oh, he's just a friend doing friends. And can I just say, as an Australian,

I've travelled on most airlines my whole life. and New Zealand is the best airline in the world. Oh, great snacks. And I'm not even joking there, they do have a really good snacks. Do you know what the best is? When you fly business class, they have these special, like, tongs that they use to, like, serve your food. So they don't touch your dishes. Yeah.

On longer flights now as well, they've got this new thing where it's like, it's called Air Pantry, a Sky Pantry. And it's just like this thing at the front of the plane where you can just go up and just get a snack whenever you want. As you should, in the economy, you're paying all that money to be cramped in. Give us some free snacks that we can help ourselves to. So we're going to try, I've message David Ferry, so hopefully we'll try and get him on at some point tomorrow to chat more about this, because it's a developing story. And you know when he's got a bone by David Farrarie,

he will keep digging. That's not the saying. Sanjay's texting, Raj is a top bloat, Clint. I don't want to make assumptions, but Sanjay and Raj, friends. Clint, Meg and Dan. Now this bit we're about to do next. I honestly think we're only doing it because our producer Carl came up with a funny intro.

Oh, look at his nose growing. And then tried to reverse engineer it and work out what the game could be based off his little gag. See what I mean. If it's one thing that our Flint loves A-N-A-L, O-G-I-E-S, analogies. See what I mean? I should have got AI to do that one.

He just had a funny rude gag and was like, how does the analogies game work so I can get that gag up at the front? Clint is a self-confessed analogy writer. He's a bit like Confucius in a way. He comes up with stuff. Confucius, yeah. I think it's because I'm trying to

like in one situation to another situation that might be easier to understand so people go, ah, yeah, you're right. I don't know why I do it. You did it just a couple of days ago when you were comparing AI music to real music. The difference between real music and fake music is like going on a roller coaster

and going on a motion master. You know, it feels the same, it kind of looks the same, but you know when you look at the floor and the floor's not moving, you ain't on a roller coaster. That's a good one. That was a good one,

and that was one of your better ones. It really was. Because there have been some crap ones. Yeah, yeah. Dan's pitch something very different to me that we've never done before. Normally, you know at what point we're going to bring the music back up

and try and hit the spot. Dan's talking about maybe having two moments in those songs. So the first one, if we haven't hit it, we get ourselves back on track. It's almost like if you're running a 400 metre race, it's like we get to the 200 metre mark, realize we're too slow, and we've got to pick up the pace for the last 200.

That was quite convoluted that one. It was quite a long one. That was more of confus than computers. Very funny from you, Daniel. Not funny, I have to make a laugh, though. Yeah, but sometimes. She's putting on, like, some eyebrow lineers.

That's what you call? I can do two things at once. I'm in the break. Sometimes things are past a funniness level that you, like, in my belief. Clever funny? Yeah, you'll be watching a movie in something so funny that you don't even laugh.

You're just like, that's hilarious. Are you doing an analogy there? No, I'm just saying. That's not an analogy. What about this one? I've had a go. And it's just, it's kind. It's just people that can't ski and kids are learning ski all together.

Come on. And he's just like temper and bowling with humans. Again, one of his weaker one. You do see that though where one person will just collect like seven or eight kids. You know, and everyone takes each other out. That's probably what I'm meaning. It's like tempin bowling. Yeah.

Yeah. Have you got others? How many more times do we need to practice? Or is it kind of like, you know, read your last minute study notes before you walk into the exam? And then that's the only thing you remember. It's the last thing you looked up. You do this all the time. I know, I need to stop.

Is it annoying? You go, it's kind of like... And then stop. And then you do it. And then you just pause. Because my brain's going, wait, what is that like? Like if someone needs to persist with something, I think I remember saying it's kind of like Yellowstone. You know, it was a bit slow, but you persist with it.

And it's incredible. One of the best shows you'll ever watch. There's a fine line I feel fine with you doing it. It's a fine line between having an analogy and mansplaining something. Yes. Sometimes I think you get into the realm of mansplaining. Although if you're a man, Dan, you know that nothing, it can't be mansplained to you because you're a man.

I'm a man. One of the manliest. Wow. If you say you're mansplaining that to me, then you're implying that you're not a man. Exactly. I think it's a product of becoming a dad. Because kids ask you questions, you go,

well, it's kind of like, and then you try and put it in an easier situation to understand. So you treat us like your children. Am I explaining how? the analogy thing works by giving another analogy? Yes, you are. I'll understand. Yeah, we know why people do analogies. Okay. It's the start of time.

I'm so annoying. You need to check yourself. Okay, maybe we have a bell, and every time I do analogy, you hit the bell. Oh, that's a good idea. It'll be an audio thing that I'll start realizing I'm doing it, and I'll be able to stop it. But is that, you know, hurting anyone? Yeah.

A bell is kind of like, I guess, a ringtone, but it's manual. Yeah. Is that kind of what you'd say? Yeah, yeah. I'm not as good as it as you can. I mean, that was good. If you were Macaulay Colkin and your kids were watching Home Alone, would you go, by the way, does that kid look familiar, guys?

It's kind of like when I'm watching a movie and Megan Fox comes on. And I go, does she look familiar? Now that is funny. Clint Megan Dan. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London scandal. All thanks to Konticki. Konticki's Black Friday sales now live. You can get trips from $1,475 bucks.

Just visit Konticki. calm to start your next adventure today. Wow. Macaulay Culkin, Ash, has just a way, I know this is your segment. Please, you know, I'll always happily handle a scandal. Has done an interview and been talking about, obviously, this time of a year, Home Alone, the two movies he did back in the early 90s are circulating. And his kids have started watching Home Alone.

And they don't know it's him in the movie. But they're also seeing their dad at a young age. They have no idea it's me. They have no idea. It's me. They watch Home Alone and they go, that's Kevin. Are you serious? How old are your kids? Three and four. Oh, so they don't even understand.

Nah, no. Two days ago, my oldest, he wanted to see pictures of me and my siblings. I pulled out like an old family photo, and he looks directly at me. He goes, that kid looks like Kevin. Who's that? And I said, that's me. And kind of just waiting for the other shoe to drop. He's like, oh, well, anyway.

And I'm like, okay, cool. Got to keep up the illusion. That's so cute that he thinks of Kevin is a real person, first of all. Yeah. Because kids wouldn't understand the idea of like a fiction film. Yeah. You know, the actors go in and pretend. That's so cute.

As I was saying before, the Rock tells a story of his little girl, like being obsessed with watching Moana. And when The Rock tries to sing along with Maui, he's like, no, stop, you're ruining Maui. And he's like, but I am Maui. And he's like, no, you're not. You're Daddy. It's everybody's dream to have Dwayne the Rock Johnson live singing for them.

I know. I mean, crazy. McCauley Corkin's really interesting guy as well So he's married to Brenda's song You may have seen the show Sweet Life with Zach and Cody She was in that, they're married They've got two kids together He earned $100,000 for the first time alone

Then went up to $4.5 million On the second one Because of the success of the first movie And then he did Richie Rich off the back of that And ironically made 9 million I loved Richie Rich, what a great film And apparently the Colkins It was real messed up family life

Because the parents obviously were pushing the kids into acting a little bit and so they had this trust fund for McCull he wasn't allowed to touch any of the money he earned and so there's rumours about him divorcing his parents and getting like they're no longer his legal guardians that's not the case although he did remove his mother and father's name from the trust fund and he gained control of all the earnings which he got so now he has all that money now but they fought him in court to keep the money what crazy how embarrassing money yeah that he earned as a kid so yeah it's really interesting but I wonder if they've made up.

I just love the soundtrack of Home Alone 1 and 2. I think that's it. All those 90s films. We'll never have that cinema again. Yeah, right? It was the golden era. It really was. It's done now.

And those movies do not age. They are everything. And if anyone's seen Home Alone 3 and 4, Home Alone again? He was going to ask about those. Did they get some other actor to do it all? Yeah, it was another kid. Probably not his fault, to be fair.

The kid actor that did it was just, they were just never as good. No. They never are. Yeah. It's sucky. McCauley Colcom was incredible, like so lovable way. And Kerry and Colkin is such a good actor. The kid who's in Liar Liar, Jim Carrey's son, who he never really catches up.

Oh, Moosey and Seekin, Say, Girl. No? Anyway, he was the kid in Home Alone 3. If you want to see a really good movie with McCauley Colkin, very different to Home Alone. It's called The Good Son, and it's like a thriller. It's him and the guy that plays Frodo Baggins in, what's his name? The Lord of the Rings. Yeah, and Lord of the Rings.

And it's like about this kid who goes and stays with the family friends. and he's, like, messed up in the head. Elijah. Yeah, Elijah Wood. Yeah. That's really good. Each morning, we are going to give you their chance to take on the beauty timer, and we're going to roll through a list of Green Cross Health products

from Beauty Essentials to fragrances. You decide when to shout, stop, and lock in your hall. The longer you hold out, the more you win. But if the timer buzzes before you say stop, you leave with nothing. And that's exactly what Alex's going to do this morning. He'd give everything to his mum. Oh. At his sister and his girlfriend.

Oh, morning, Alec. Oh, good morning. Morning, Alec. All right. We have played this game before. This is how you don't play. Benefit, Hula, Bronzer. Stop.

Yeah, shouting stop after the buzzer will not win you anything. No, he needs at least three presents, though, three things, anything. Because he's got a mum, sister and a girlfriend. Yeah, or he's just giving it to his mom. And the girlfriend's not going to be happy. See you. All right, Alec. You know what's going on?

I know what's going on You can do this Are you ready? I got Faye I'm ready I'm ready Let's fill your bag With some life pharmacy products

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That was a really short stop Yeah, everyone gets a present there. Now, who are you going to give the eye cream? Let's not be greedy. Who are you going to give the eye cream to? You have to be very careful with that one. The girlfriend or your mom? Your mom.

I'll give it to my girlfriend because she likes putting things under her eyes. Okay, there you go. Preventative. Preventative. Alec, do we want to see how much more we could have put in the bag if you'd be a little more risky? Yeah, let's hear it. Okay, let's see.

Trilogy and Flow, the Glow Ritual Limited Edition set. That's good, that's time. Number seven, future. new repair night serum. Radley Luxury Travel Collection Trio. Boots started collection. Oh, what a few collections. Caroline Gardner, Pillow Mist and Sleep Mask.

That's a right. Okay. How you did well? Yeah. You filled your bag with about half the stuff, I reckon that you could have. And that's better than, I guess, yesterday's caller, who got greedy and left with nothing. Yeah, better safe than sorry. Good on your, Alec.

You have a wonderful day. And thanks for listening to The Edge. Thank you, guys. You're welcome. Say hi to your mum for us. What a lovely guy. Premium beauty and fragrance. Our offers start from today indulge in luxury for less at Life Pharmacy. Clint Meg and Dan.

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Bye. Back again at 3 o'clock this afternoon. All thanks to Novice Glass, windscreen, chip or crack. You can contact your local Novice Glass, Branch Direct. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. We were talking just the other day

about whether any of us on the show had been dumped before, and we got this revelation from Ash. Did you see it coming? Nope. I thought he was about to propose. Oh, yeah, that would have absolutely shook your world then.

His heart was beating really fast. And I go, oh, your heart's beating really fast. You're going to propose. Oh, my God. And then he went the complete opposite. And he went, actually, we need to talk. And I was like, oh, my God. And he's like, oh, this isn't, I love you.

And he'd never said I'd love you before. He'd waited years. The first time he said it was, I love you, but I can't make this work. and I was like What? And then when did you, what point did you burst into tears? Like within seconds.

Like, it was like my whole And that would have hammered at home for me If I was the guy, I'd be like, you know, yuck. She's crying now I'm not crying, shut up. Do you want to show? I'm happily married and I can, I look back on it now and I go, thank God

I never would have broken up with him. I would have married the guy and been so unhappy for my whole life. The other thing that I prick my ears up then which I didn't hear when you originally told the story. He'd never said I love you. Nope. So how long were you with him for? Two years? And why did you think he was going to propose

then if he'd never even said I love you? I don't know. That's crazy. You were stage five Klinger back then. Maybe. I was just really in... I don't think I was in love with him. I was obsessed with him. And he'd never said to anyone and he'd always said I'm going to wait until, like I know that I'm with the person I'm going to marry. So I thought, oh, this is

the moment. Like he's about to say I love you. Even when he said, I love you, I was like, oh, he's going to... And there wasn't... Oh, he saved it for the Like, why bother, by the way? Why say I love you if you're going to dump somebody? Also, sorry, you're not a stage 5

Klinger if you're just hopeful that if you've been waiting two years or someone say I love you, that doesn't make you a stage 5. That's crazy to me. That's more crazy than him breaking up with you. I know, it's horrible. The fact that someone is with someone for two years and never says I love you.

Yeah, so there's a few things we could do here. We could go longest time and someone's waited for an I love you. Two years and you never got one. And then you finally did right before the breakup. Or we go most romantic dumpings Because you literally were in an environment Where you thought

He's going to propose to me here And he did the opposite I think I like romantic dumpings Because you'd have people that go away On a lovely holiday And maybe one of them will realise This is not working Well if you can't get along

On a tropical island That's when you go mate What are we even doing? Yeah This is like paradise and we're fighting But you wait till we get home You don't do the break Because then it'd be so awkward

For the rest of the trip And you're sharing a room No, I'm going to you get to hook up with your ex? Oh, God. I mean, like, because then you... I know what you mean. Yeah, but it doesn't work like that. You can have makeup time.

You've just got issues. Yeah, that is interesting, though. Has anyone, like, where's the most romantic dumping we can find? Yeah, or did you think you were, you know, and you thought it's just so romantic he's going to propose. You're like, oh my gosh, we're at the Eiffel Tower. Ash does her own sound effects. I'll break up you there just for that. And then we got back together because he went on a trip and came.

back and got back together and then dumped me again. God, you were a clinger. My God, we obsessed to them. God, no wonder, he left you. I don't know why. Why are we obsessed with him? Like, he sounds like a loser. Because you want to know why I was obsessed

with him? Rich. Nope. I never, because I never truly had him. And I was like, I can make him love me. I can be the best. And I just, because I couldn't have it, I wanted it. Was he a radio announcer? Because he's probably doing a phone on another station going

Absolutely not. When did you dodge the Klinger? And he's telling this story, but just on his perspective. Yeah, no, he knows what he missed out on. He missed out, but, you know, and I've put on 14 kilos since then, so he really knows when he's... Oh, yes. He's like, damn it! I got a bad day.

I had her, booms are the perkyest. I hate her that happened. She's gone down a little bugger. We're sorry to pick the scam, but if you've got a story, most romantic dumping, we love to Abram, you can you rival Ash's story? Who thought she was being proposed to back in the day we found out yesterday. Turns out the opposite was happening.

Yeah, right. To leave you forever. Yeah, on the couch and was snuggling and his heart was beating really fast. And I was like, oh my gosh, because we were about to go on a big trip the next day. He was going first. I'd board him in the flights for his birthday.

It's fine. And then I was going to add work because I was the breadwinner, that's fine. And then I was going to... It doesn't sound fine. I was going to meet him a couple weeks later. And so I think, he's going to propose, we can go on this trip as newly engaged.

I said your heart's been so fast, you're going to propose? No, I love you, but I can't make this work. Dump my ass and left the next day without me. What if he was going to propose? You kind of cut his lunch by asking him. Well, it's kind of joking, because I think I was like, I don't know, I was an herb. It's never going to happen. Yeah, so you're kind of.

And who snuggles someone before they break up with them? That's a weird thing to be doing. He says, I love you for the first time as they break up with them. Someone said, I had the same thing happened to me as Ash kinder. He was acting weird all day, and we were walking along the beach a couple of summers back, and I thought he was getting down on one knee but then realised he was just tying his shoelaces we got home from the walk

and I thought it's still going to happen but instead he had already packed all of his stuff from inside the batch and he said he was leaving for good I haven't seen him since Wow That is key pack your stuff first It saves the awkwardness of having to be

The only time I broke up with someone I packed my bag first Well the only time you broke up with someone The only other relationship is been in apart from the heart Exactly exactly 100% of the time He's never been done No one's in dot me

You've had one girlfriend. Help me sound a little bit cool, as please. Sorry. Tony. I'm going to you lately. I love you. Tony joins us on the edge. Morning, Tone.

There you going, you right? Yeah. Was this you doing the breaking up? It was, but there's a good part to it at the end, though, I must say. Okay. Tell us the story, Tone. I picked my partner up, and I've got a classic H-Q holding, so, you know, nice way car, picked her up. Talks to this swimming hole, which is sort of secluded.

You have to go over a hill. and there's no way out once you're there you're still like stuck there and probably not the best spot but on the way I picked up a coffee and a blueberry muffin at the BP station and gave that to a partner at the time and says I told that I didn't want to be with her anymore

so that was very awkward so the blueberry muffin or the coffee I made me got drunk and there was no words going back over the hill to drop her off at her car when I went there but then so in about within 12 months I picked her up again

because we'd sort of got back together and drove over there and of course she thought the same thing was going to happen so I went to that same spot with another blue her buffered in a cup of coffee and but this time I said

we didn't got the muffin and that out of the boot because she hadn't seen it and inside that was an engagement ring so I thought the same place for me Oh, Tony, you romantic guy. In a weird way. It's a little bit weird.

No, I like that. It's, you know, it's taking a traumatic memory and turning it into a beautiful memory. It's a long play. Thanks, Tone. I'm glad he said, wait till the end of the story. Yeah, I was like, what is he doing with nice things for her to?

I guess you're trying to soften the blow so it's not as bad, weirdly. Someone asked you, we were in Queensland drinking mulled wine around an open fire. She broke up with me there and then. People don't think about the consequences of you, Like, if you were on holiday, this person's the same thing. He broke up when to the airport on our way home.

We had to sit together for nine hours on the flight back. Wouldn't you wait till when you got home? Got an anonymous here. She said, they or she said, anonymous, please. Went to get my hair done right before leaving for a staycation where I thought the big question was going to be asked. Got home to an empty house guy never to be seen again after a three-year relationship. Oh, it's crazy.

What a P-U-S-S-S-Y. Speaking of that, this guy's one of them as well. at my best friend's wedding I was made of honour and my boyfriend of six months broke up with me by text 10 minutes before the ceremony

I was bawling my eyes out as I walked down the aisle people pick the moment What I'm so weird It blows my mind It doesn't have to happen right there and then It's not going to matter If you postpone the breakup

Maybe there's like about to have sex With someone else And he's like I've got to do the right thing Just let me send a text Oh what a gentleman What a good guy Lovely And it's so nice one

And Taylor's text said this was years ago but he picked me up so we could go out for lunch, but I was feeling sick. And we drove down the road and he stopped and said, yeah, this isn't working. I was like, right, okay. And then he goes, do you still want to go and get lunch? I said, nah, take me home.

Of course not. She was feeling sick anyway, so she wouldn't have wanted lunch. I would have just had diarrhea all over his car. Oh, I would have broken up with you. Every time he got in the car, just a reminder of what got away. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky B. Oh, my gosh.

You guys are obsessed. I think Dan's more obsessed. than I am now of breaking a world record because I was obsessed with it years ago and I realised after many attempts doing stupid things like most matches put out on a tongue most cans stacked into a fridge in 60

seconds I just I was wasting my life I just want to see you fly Clint I just want to see you drift off into the no you want to embarrass me because this record the damn was like you could do this Clint is the most balloons popped with the bum in 60 seconds

Listen to the pace. Yeah. And we tried one of these yesterday, and both of you said it hurt the undercarriage. And I said, wear a cricketer's box or something. Because if you get a testicular tear, you're going to be out for weeks, and we both know that you won't handle that.

Out for weeks? What from doing radio? He doesn't use his testicles. No. What else does he use his testicles for, Daniel? Yeah, school run, but you should be smart enough to work it out as an adult what I won't be able to do after.

Oh, yeah, but you can sort of your job. You're slamming your undercarriage down onto, like, what is that, a steel chair? No, but it's cushioned by a balloon. Well, hopefully. Okay, now the record is 129 balloons in 60 seconds. So producers have given us 30 balloons to pop in 15 seconds. To a second. Yeah.

And if after 15 seconds, we're actually around the 30 mark, it's doable, and we can maybe start practicing for tomorrow. Okay, this is a pre-tirst up. it's even possible. Because we don't want to waste balloons. Yeah, otherwise we blow up 130 balloons and only pop 40 of them. The way I see it, Clint, you don't worry about anything except just moving those hips, baby. Okay, up and down, up and down.

Neepier and I are going to be placing the balloons underneath. Leave that to us. Come round. Okay, so I'm going to turn the mics down so we can hear everything going on. The balloon placing, I think, is actually just as important. Absolutely. Otherwise, I'm going to slam my undercarriage down into nothing. You need one for one.

So when Dan is placing one under the annus, Neeps needs to have the next one ready to go. Because we can't be slowed down by the places, you know what I mean? Are we ready? Let's count us all down from three. Is there, have you got a timer card? I've got a 15 second time in here. Okay.

The blue balloon is under. On your marks, get set. Go. One, two, three. Oh, he's just come on. Six, six, seven, eight. Seven seconds. Nine.

10, 11, 12, 13, 12, 13, 20, 50! He did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he can stop now, stop now. No, bloody good effort. He got 15, babe, in 30 seconds. There were times when there was no balloon from either of them and I just smashed my nuts into the chair. Okay, so it turns out Clint's doing the easy job, it's the placement of the balloons that's really, really difficult. Do you reckon you could do four more, like that four times in a row though? Because he had the pace for the first 30 seconds.

The question is, can you hold it up and can your undercarriage handle? Can you hold it up? That is the question. How many did we get through? 15 in 30? Oh, no wait. Oh, he only got 15 and he needed to get... He needed to get more than that.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, so how many seconds was that? Fifteen. You got 15 and 15. Oh, we're not even close then. So he needed to go twice as fast. Twice as fast as that. Bad maths from me, yeah, now we're not doing it. I still think it's possible.

He just needs to move those. You just loved watching him hump the chair. That's what I was. All I'm going to say is Jamie's the lucky lady. I mean, everyone's working those balloons. I think, because we were like, right, now we know where we're at. We can have 24 hours to practice, but we're so far off the pace. I don't think 24 hours ago.

And you are so puffed. He is unfit. What if we get the other two fitties on the show to do it? You and I, Ash. So three of us, our powers combined, even though we're trying to beat one man's world record. Oh, so the three of us are doing it. popping with the balloons. And they're just putting them in front of our

and we're just pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pa, blah, blah, bah. Ah, ass, ass, ass. Yeah, I mean, technically wouldn't be recognised by Guinness, but it would still be just good to know that the power of three. I'd be happy to try. Yeah, Guinness. Who needs that? What do they know?

Nothing. Okay, so we need to be popping around 43 balloons each on average inside 60 seconds. Let's have another practice tomorrow. Then Friday we attempt the world record the three of us popping balloons with our cabooses. I just know I'll let the team down on this. This is so far from my wheelhouse, but I'll try.

How often are you dropping it low? not get a dusty gooch very often these days Oh my godness me All right Let's vacuum let's make sure there's go dust on the floor Very clean That's a squeaky, a squeaky clean

It's nice Why won't we were? Clint Megan Tan Friends phone a once week Until my daughter and I get through the whole 10 seasons Let's see if the Situation that I've pulled out of season and eight episode one is so relatable that you go

oh my god I've done that what are we going to do when you finish friends what season or sitcom are we going to mind then what's another super relatable TV show do you think um not stranger things that's a little definitely not the news is very relatable because it's a reflection of real life events

Shits Creek not really I know I'd love to I mean you could get some stuff from Shits Creek because they do have every real life situations in it Okay, I'd love to know when did you take the heat for somebody else

inspired by what Phoebe did for Rachel. Why'd you tell the guys that you weren't pregnant? Because I'm not? We found your test in the trash. If you're not pregnant, it's because I am. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Yes, I am with child. That's the only time in the whole 10 seasons of friends that Phoebe's been a good friend because she's the worst friend but she did Rachel a solid then. Yeah, she could see in Rachel's eyes like, I don't want to tell everyone, I don't want to tell everyone

and she'd done the mess if it's not moniker and it's not Phoebe then she's like, must be Rachel and then just took the heat and was like, all right. The only time she's not been a horrible person to her friends. She's funny though sometimes, like Smelly Cat. Yeah, Smellycat's funny. So when did you take the heat for somebody? You were telling a story off air this week about

I don't know if I, can you tell us, but your mates came over and the parent was having a vape? Yeah, she was having a vape and her son came out and was like, what are you doing? Like, what is that? And why are you doing? Why are you holding a vape and whatever? And I see the mum's panic and I'm like, that's mine.

That's actually mine. Sorry, I shouldn't have got your mum to hold that for me. I'm like, better for him to think I suck than his mum. Imagine that drive home. She would have had to, like, bitch about you being like, yeah, Clint should not be vaping. That's really bad if he's a bad, he is a bad person. He is a bad person.

Don't you be like that guy? Nice guy, but just bad habits. No bad habits. And sometimes you see that opportunity where you just go, I'll wear the heat here because it's not going to affect me as badly as it's probably going to affect them. It's so true.

Maybe someone scratched a car or broke something and you said, I'm sorry, it was me because I knew you'd get in less trouble than them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The amount of times I'm covering for Dan here because I know he's on his last warning. So I'm like, boss, it was me.

He goes, you're a good one good one. No, it's been two written one verbal. I've got one more verbal left and then I'm out of here. All right, we'd love to know. Even if it's a story. You're not allowed to bully anymore. When did you take the heat for someone else, for something you didn't do that they did?

A friend's phoneer this morning, is it relatable enough when Phoebe took the heat and said she was pregnant when it was actually Rachel? Is it relatable enough that people have a story of when did you take the heat for somebody else? Good or bad heat? Just because you knew your friend wasn't in a situation, where they could put their hand up.

Well, Jessie has a story. Morning, Jessie. Morning. So this is a car-related one, and it was your partner that was doing the wrong thing. Yeah. Okay, what happened?

So we were doing drifts down the road, and it must have been our third take. We let out of control and totaled a brand-new car and our car. Oh, my God. and we took off home, made it go a couple hundred metres before the police came up behind us and they followed us home and I was like, yeah, I was driving.

Oh, you said you were driving for what for insurance purposes? Because they didn't have a licence. Okay, so first of all, very naughty, very bad. Very naughty and like driving off in the scene of an accident. Very bad. We do, as a station do not condone. However, what was the punishment? like did you have to like lose

did you lose your license over that? No so I didn't so the story that we ended up going with was I was driving and he pulled the handbrake so he still got in trouble for it but he pretty much just had to write them a letter

apologising for breaking the car and then obviously they got insurance on it and yeah did you want to voice this guys it's too late now we've got the police on the other line Hello to Constable Smith, Jessie. Wow, good friend.

I mean, can I say that? I don't know. I couldn't do that. Nicole, you texted this through and I read it in my head and got the giggles very badly. Nicole, tell us what happened when you were a teenager. So, yeah, I was about 16 and I was out at the mall and I got a phone call from my mum who had found a used condom in my drawers at home. And my, she's very Christian.

so I was definitely not going to go down. Wow, so my best friend took the blame for me, and 20 years later, she's still my best friend, and my mum thinks she's the dirtiest girl around. While your mum's on the other line, you could have met her. Yeah, wow. I could never confess to that. That was definitely not so bad.

Hopefully she's not listening to the show right now. Did you want a voice to say? No, she'll be listening to the Kristen Radio Shaker. Oh, yeah. Clean used to be on that one. Shout out, Reema and Life FM. In life, I like that. Thanks, Nicole.

Oh, God, you guys are hilarious. Yeah. When I worked on life of film, we didn't get any stories like that. Helena joins us as well. Morning Helena. Good morning. When did you take the blame for someone else? So it was back in uni.

It was a really long time ago. But my friend got herself into a bit of a pickle after a few lemonade and needed the plan B the next morning. And she was way. too embarrassed to like even go outside or go to the doctor because we needed the on-campus doctor would give a lecture

and so I took I took the rap for went into the doctor pretend it was me, took the rap and took the lecture got the prescription and she you know was able to take the tablet

it was all good but then the worst part about it was that my mum found the prescription when I went back she ain't going to believe you later on that week she's not going to believe you and you say I swear I went

a wrap from that as well. I couldn't tell her that it was my friend's situation. Have we got her mom on hold down? You have got her as well. Sounds like she's probably... Do you want a voice just goes up? Wow. My goodness, thanks for being so honest with us this morning.

Yeah, that's a cool friend. There's some good friends out there who are willing to take a wrap for their mates. I don't care how good the friend is. I would never. I would never. You'd never go to the doctor and pretend to eat. Come on, you know. Pretend that you need the morning after people.

for me. I'm a lady. Look at me. I'm dressed in Victorian clothing. He comes in full costume like Bridgett and dress. My utterance, please. He bloody went too. Do good at you.

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family past to see it. All you have to do is take Zoo to 3343. Tell us who you think the culprit is. It's one of the six of us. And by six, I'm including our Webgirl Bella, our producer, Carl, and producer Nipia. But then yesterday it said it was some, the clue implied that the person had,

like, could be taking their family, which implies they've got children, which means that's Nipia and Bella. Unless they don't have secret, unless NEPI's got a secret love child somewhere. Which I would have put it past. I'm not supposed to talk about that on the radio, Ash. Yeah, fair enough. Sorry.

Okay, and then Dan, Who were you pointing fingers out yesterday? Well, I was thinking, Carl. I haven't put any heat towards Ashley London. But she's been very quiet, isn't she, Clint? I was copping it hard yesterday, and then next minute, everyone was just like, Zhu Clint, Zoo Clint, thinking it was me. So you were quite persuasive yesterday.

I still think it was you, but now I'm starting to sort of look at Ash. She's been very quiet, very angelic. Well, let's see. Is that just me pretending that I am the culprit when I'm not? Let's see if Dan's any good at this game, because I've got clue number four. The person who is guilty Does not talk on the show full-time Oh, well

Oh, I said I thought that was implied that it was me But also the producer's full-time jobs are to produce Not to talk about. Oh, actually, I eliminated the three of us, but you're right She's covering from maternity. She's been very quiet and she's been very, just keeping her head down Which pisses me off, actually. The fact that she's just kind of just going under the radar.

Maybe it is me then. or Carl Yeah but now she's double bluffing She's going maybe it is me Then hoping that we'll be like Oh she would never say that So I know what she's trying to do I understand do it

I know what she's trying to do Oh maybe it's me then Can I double bluff as well Maybe it's me I don't trust you though I'm gonna do a triple quadrupled bluff It's me It's me or you though Carlos

It does it's one of you two Because we're not full time Okay well tick Zoot 3343 You can throw actual Carl Or any of the others under the bus You don't have to text your guess You just have to text the word zoo and then enter from there.

Yeah, and then you can win a thousand bucks tomorrow morning on the show and a family passed to Zootopia too. Zoo, Zoo, Zoo, Zoo, it's not me, or is it? Oh, see, a culprit would say that. Yeah. And she's a little wink. Yeah, look.

Although she does that to me quite often during the show. Yeah. I think it's a flirty thing. I'm waiting for you to pick up on it. I'm glad it. She's definitely guilty. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through.

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