The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW dans diary and the other book

Episode Date: May 21, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan  celebrate The Edge rating #1 in Christchurch, and take a hilarious first call from Dave the truckie, who claims he can suck air into his bum and fart it back out maybe even inflate a balloon. They discuss Jeff Bezos’ tax comments, run New Music Friday, and give away $200 petrol to a Hamilton listener. New producer Brady debuts Producer Diaries, Ollie Sail previews Auckland FC’s grand final, and Dan’s final diary entry is read. The team tease a big mystery find from Dan’s mum’s attic for Monday, help a listener win Westlife tickets for her mum with stage three breast cancer, and award a $500 Woolworths voucher for an awkward “meditation” mix-up. Hit the spot will be up exclusively on rova, we are getting hit with some crazy copyright at the moment so you will be able to find it there. 00:00 Show Cold Open 00:08 MJ Costume Prep 02:18 Christchurch Ratings Win 04:47 First Call Dave 06:20 Wind Pluck Talent 09:39 Scandal Headlines 10:10 Bezos Tax Debate 11:49 New Music Friday 17:02 Take The Edge Off 17:46 Hamilton Cash Drop 21:01 Brady Producer Diary 26:44 Neutrogena Vault Game 28:07 Pin Code Guess Fails 28:44 Secret Words Setup 29:40 Ollie Sail Interview 33:11 Reveal The Word Game 34:28 Final Dans Diary Entry 37:46 Mystery Attic Find Tease 41:04 Clues For Monday Reveal 43:48 Take The Edge Call 47:36 Good Story Boost 52:19 Christchurch Ratings Win 54:05 Christchurch Song Replay 57:44 Wrap Up And Plugs

This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Good morning. It's bang on six o'clock. It's hit the spot day today. Dan's already dressed as Michael Jackson. Two hours early.

Dan, do you have any other videos that come out today? I'm just, I'm method. I'm just getting into character early. You wouldn't want to be with Michael. Don't be method with Michael. I've gone really deep into the character. No, please don't. When you normally do like a theatre performance, how many hours before do you do your first rehearsal?

This is quite early for me normally. When I played John Valjean, I was just in Lema's probably half an hour before. They're quite like it, don't you? 24601. I went too far, didn't I? Yeah. So when are we doing it, Clint two hours away? Just after eight.

Dad. Just over two hours. To be fair, I just wanted to try on the costume because I've never dressed up as Michael Jackson before. And he's got the aviators on too It's so dark Yeah, I've got a sparkly glove You need the glove The white glove

And I've got a lovely To pot tight pair of pants on You'll be pleased about that, Meg Do you know what I worry megg He's going to be so worried about being a showman And grabbing his crutch That the timing is going to become second To anything else

I'm almost less worried about the timing This time as long as I look a little bit like MJ E-hee It looks Shamo You gotta work on that Dan is attempting to hit the spot

If you are new to the show and you don't know how to spot You've got to come back for 8 o'clock Yeah, man in the mirror It could be the best one yet Or the most embarrassing If I don't hit it on a dress like this Drew

Yeah Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh We're talking about the spot at 8 o'clock Just behind the scenes And Dan's like this But I want you to join in And he goes

I might just mime singing And we said thank you Yeah it was nice that you Like I don't know Were you expecting me to say that Look if you want to come in Because it's after the hitting the spot So I don't care if we stuff it up

Where it's so but you You do what you want, Meg. Yeah, I'll see if the moment takes me, but I just know I'll ruin it if I start singing. Also, I like where you're going, Dan's like, yeah, at the end, when we're all cheering and whatever, then we all come back in and the energy's high. But what if he doesn't hit the spot?

Oh, then we don't do it. Then we don't do it. I imagine that. I didn't get that memo. I just start singing. If you want to make the world, back place, we're like, read the room, Meg. Yeah, that's great.

It's somber, man. It's somber. Oh, a little coffee catch out. What's been going on? Oh, we're allowed to talk about it now. Oh, yes. Yeah, I mean, we'll do something just before 9 o'clock. A special shout out to the people of Christchurch.

Radio ratings come out like three times a year, and we got ours yesterday, and it was a great book for The Edge. Yes, it was nice to have some good results for the first time in a wee while. But it was really nice. Finally seeing that, because whenever we go to Christchurch, we feel the love. We love it there, we feel the love there, and it never really reflected. We're number one there. Yeah.

It's the best station. Everyone is number one because the way they cut it they'll be like, we're number one with single dog walkers age between 18 and 24. That's the market we're going for. And so everyone cuts the pie a very specific way so they can be number one. But the fact is, in Crush Church,

the edge is the number one station outright. Not number one music station, the biggest station in Crush Church is the edge. And it's got nothing to do with the fact that the car's only station that's the only station, Meg, stop. I'm just checking, okay. We do have a frequency where we hold a few.

Few of them to ransom because that's all they can. Also, I was going to say, show it up your bottom, Simon Barnett and Mike Hoskin. But now I can't. Sorry about that. Well, I just sacks the cars and... Maybe they don't know how many of those cars down there. Yeah, I mean, we'll take the win. I'll take it however I can get.

Yeah, exactly. We appreciate everyone that listens, but yeah, just a special shout-out to Christchurch. Appreciate the love. From the beautiful city. Actually, all around the country was pretty good yesterday for us. So it was really, it was a really good day. we actually had a group hug. And it was initiated by dad.

Yeah, we had mimosas at like 9.30. I'm not even a hugger. I know. That's what I knew it was good. You know, my grandma used to say to me, you're not a hugger, are you? Because she used to give me a hugger and she'd be like, you're not a very good hugger.

Even the floppy Aucklanders that punch around a lot. I mean, based on the research, even you guys were hanging out a bit too, which we appreciate. So this start of this year has been. It's our first time we've gotten results this year. Yeah, yeah. So thank you guys.

Appreciate you tuning in. It means a lot to us. So stick around after 8 o'clock We're going to be hitting the spot. Meg's got a more or less coming up as well that she's already, she's still working on. Oh yeah, what is the theme? Are we keeping it a secret?

It's a surprise. That means she hasn't done it. Would you like to do first call of the day? First. Just to keep the teas going. Yeah, because it's a surprise. Now, hey, Meg, now you're number one in crush it. It doesn't mean you can take your foot off the sky right, mate.

Clint Megad Dan. Lesh goal. First call of the day. First call of the day. A little bit of context before we go to Dave, we were just talking earlier this morning about how radio survey results came out and we were at the number one station in Christchurch. And that is where Dave the truckie is from. Morning, Dave. Morning, guys, how are you?

Yeah, good, mate. An honour to speak to you this morning, anybody from Christchurch. Appreciate you, mate. Morning, Dave. Hey, Nick. Hey, Clint. Hey, hey, Dan. So you're a truckie, Dave.

Yeah, a truck is delivering skippins. Okay, well, Dan, guess the truckie was the grits. good at this. Okay, if it's a skip-in truck, I'd imagine it'd be a Hino. You're on the money there, bro. Hey, hey, do you know, I love throwing shit out. So, like, getting a skip-in, like, delivered, like an empty one is like, oh, what a day. Because then I'm just going to fill it with crap and get it all out of my house. Husband's birthday's coming up. I reckon that actually would be a great gift for him if I hired a skip.

Oh, any man, it's a best gift for you. I'll drop it off for you, Meg. That's a long drive. Thank you. He just paid a theory. Yeah, yeah, it's going to be an expensive skip for you, me. Appreciate it. Appreciate it.

Hey, why is your nickname Details? Whenever I tell stories, I go right into details, and then people get bored that. They start counting me down, like, five, four, three, two. And I have to shut up by the time I get to zero. Oh, we're going to have to start with Clint. Oh, I was going to say, Dan. You and Clint today have a cut from the same cloth.

You're very similar. And Carl, our producer, said that you've got a special skill of some sort. Yeah, I can pull out a wind pluck. What's that? It's where you lay on your back and you sort of pull air into your bottom and you blow the fart back out. I've never heard of it. What do you mean? I have clipped.

I'm sorry. Do you need to describe it again? You lay on your back and you suck. I grab my ankles. Yep. And I pull air into my bum and then I can fart it back out. Well, you can like breathe through your anus. Well, to a degree.

But you're going, breathe in. And out? Dave, this is the best skill I've ever heard in my life. Have we finally found the person that can do our skills talent show? Oh, yeah, that feels like a real R-rated place to start. I feel like this is a sort of thing we need to fly down to Christchurch. I don't want to hear it now. I think we need to fly down to Christchurch, meet Dave, and he does it live.

I don't know if that's, I mean, I want to meet you, Dave, I do, but I don't know if that's what I want to see. The first impression that Dave wants. I don't know if I want to, do you have to, do you wear pants? I do wear pants I'll pull them down slightly just to get more you need to probably yeah you want some better ventilation

when was the last time you did it Dave I did it about two weeks to go at a party and they were all cuts for me to do it and I pulled it out and I made 50 bucks on it yay wow

I reckon we can send you to Vegas thought to do America you know New Zealand's got talent or anything like that oh I'd probably try and blow a balloon up maybe and somebody could pop it with a dart. Dave, that's got a head. Look, Clint's face.

He's so excited. You're doing the popping. I'll do the popping. Dave, do you really think you can blow a balloon up with your bum? I could give it a good try and then it'll get a fair bit of air out there. I'll work on that. Thank you. Hey, Dave, work on it.

We'll stay in touch because if you can do that, that's a brilliant act that we can all do together. We will come down for a show. Yeah, we'll come down to Christchurch for that. I'll try and video it and get it to you guys. Yeah. I never once thought about counting you down from five during this chat, Dave. I think your friends are a bit harsh on you. Yeah, they're all losers.

Yeah, exactly. Do you have a sibling called Martine? Oh, my sister. Yeah, so your sister just takes a day, listen to the radio and found out my brother has a special skill. Martin doesn't even know about this. Love you, fifth. I'm going to blow one out for you today. I love you, Dave.

We have to go to Christ. Dave. Stay there, Dave. Hey, we'll grab your details, Dave, before you go, man. We'll send you a $100 mock voucher furniture designed for New Zealand homes. Oh, awesome. Thank you, guys. Thank you.

And today as well, to anyone else, including Dave. Buy one, get one, 50% off. Second item, of course, has to be equal, sorry, or lesser value. So maca.com, I'm z, buy one, get one, 50% off. No farting on your new couch, Dave. Oh, God. That's one of my most favorite first calls. He was great, wasn't he?

Lovely guy. I just, we'll have to get a video. I'm just watching the light in our eyes when we realised he might be able to blow a balloon up with his palm. And also finding out that about your brother, Martin, like live on... Rough morning. That's what they call a gift from the radio gods. Yeah.

All right, more or less, what are we guessing on this morning, Meg? Oh, well, I had to do. He's sitting across from me, Mr. Michael Jackson, so which song has the highest stream. It's coming up on the edge. Clint Megand Dan. Clint Megan Dan scandal. Azos has said that he pays billions in taxes

and Upping them won't fix the problem, but instead he suggests the government shouldn't have anyone low class paying any taxes at all. And Lizzo has said that her label won't hang up her posters, so she's just uploaded a video of her doing it herself. All thanks to Moody by Mooney Protein Ball, find a golden ticket and win $5,000 cash. That's what the first time I think I agree with Bezos.

I actually think that the billionaires should be paying most of the tax for everyone else. That's under like a millionaire. He says he already pays billions. He's like, look, you can go and I don't agree with anything. Jeff says, but what is a little scary is that it kind of feels like he's running for presidency. But he's said, yeah, he's said that if you up his taxes, he's like, fine, I'll pay more billions, but I promise you they won't go into the hands of the nurse who lives in Queens.

He said you should get the nurse that lives in Queens on $75,000 a year to not pay taxes at all. He said, why is she paying taxes if she's the lowest? And you don't agree with anything he says. Oh, I do. I mean, I would like to say that you, but you know what I mean? I don't trust the man is what I was meant to say. I don't trust anything that comes out of his mouth. He is saying that, but whether the truth actually he does do it.

Yeah. It's funny, if you type into Google, is Jeff Bezos? The first thing that comes up, a good person. It's interesting. I don't think you can be necessarily in the quotes, a good person if you've got billions of dollars. You just can't. Yeah.

It's very greedy. Yeah, maybe that's true. I mean, but the thing you've got, Taylor Swift is a billionaire, and she does a lot of really love the... She does. I think her, Billions actually sit in the fact that of her assets rather than in her bank account, but she's still got a lot of money.

It's like these people who have like nine homes around the world. It's like, well, you can't even live in them all at once. So they're just sitting there. That's crazy. Literally means, eh? That's what they say. Yeah, true. All right, more or less, a different topic.

Let's see how you go, guessing at the first option is more or less than the second. It's MJ themed with Dan doing a Michael Jackson hit the spot number at 8th. And also Michael Jackson's in the New Zealand Spotify charts for the first time since the 80s. Since we started talking about him, yeah? Clint Megan Dan The show Whatever your morning looks like Own it with Up and Go

Liquid Breakfast Let's find out if The brand new song that dropped today Could end up being your new fave One two or three Four New music Friday I'm gonna get the worst song

Out of the way first I think it's the worst song I think it's from the new scary movie That's coming out actually It's sexy red and Lizzo singing together It's called Hoze Right I'm gonna just read some lyrics Because we can't play much of the song

Some of my favourites Booty Hole Still Brown That's My goodness That's one Why did you have to start with that one Or is that the tame list of them? I mean that's one of the only ones I can say

Jiggle tick old bitties That's another one That's probably better than the other one Okay A lot of it is about I guess Procreating So let's just play a little bit

Big Booty pretty Whochie Mama's like me Grabbing ankles throwing ass on ATB Oh my God like Am I getting old? You know, like when I was young, my mum would be like, what is this crap? They don't make music like they used to.

And I'm sort of leaning that way now. Is it an interesting or is the music getting crapper? I think of most artists, I'd say 90% of other artists are doing like clever lyrics. I'd argue that sometimes with those sort of lyrics, she's just like, oh, come on, man. Sabrina Carpenter was doing clever lyrics. I feel like now she's got him pretty...

But it used to still a little bit innuendoy and a little bit clever, whereas she's just going, What about her bottom? I know. Birdie hole is still brown. Okay. Yeah, okay, now let's get into the good stuff. Actually, Lolly Young has come back with a song about getting sober.

You'll know her from Messi. And I believe this is when she was, like, on drugs or drinking, or at least dabbled. And this song, I at least take from it, that it's what it's like to be sober after she used to be high. I miss the high. I prefer Missing. It's a song from One Direction, well, not from One Direction, but same from One Direction. and he really stayed dreaming? He's like a dream.

But he's a good vocalist, eh? I think he's still the best vocalist from One Day. I love his high falsetto. Yeah, he's really good. Nile Horan has released a song that he said he's been writing for years and years, but he suddenly realised it was actually suited to being about Liam Payne who passed away a couple of years ago versus like twisted and terrified how things change overnight footsteps.

We can't rewind. naive eyes we sure looked young and here he is talking about it and the more we kept getting it wrong Julian actually said it he'd be like this song is about Liam we just don't know it yet we're dancing around it subconsciously and once he said that honestly it just makes so much sense now one versus sad and one versus nostalgic and they are two of the feelings I have when I think of Liam is sadness that he's not with us anymore and this is end of an era

it's hard for me to speak on because I haven't lost anyone super-close close to me, like a Best May or, you know, a family member that's gone well before their time. Yeah. I would have thought if you were doing a tribute to somebody, you would go into the studio knowing that that's what you were doing. And you were riding it from the very start for them. It's almost a disservice really, isn't it? Yeah, like halfway through going, oh, actually, you know, the song kind of feels like it's for your dead mate, Daniel? And I'd be like, oh, yeah, it is.

Well, I don't know. In a way, he said he's had it for years and years and he's always loved it, but never been able to finish it. And once he realized this could be about Liam, I guess that's how it became, then it was finished within five minutes, because it just could, he couldn't figure out what he was trying to say. So I see how it's kind of special that way.

I feel like it's just so sad. It's nearly been two years and all four of them haven't got together and done a tribute. I think it's pretty, if I was Liam's family, I'd be a bit like, huh, why haven't they all got together and at least done like something,

you know, like released a song for him? Like a GRL lighthouse. You know? Yeah. There must be some unreleased, like, recordings of Liam that they could like put into a, song. God, there's so much to give away on the show this morning. Starting next actually.

Yeah. We have Kendra who works for the edge and she's in a specific location that could be right near you with 200 bucks. We'll Philly and Nix on the Edge. Clint's Meg and Dan. Serrina Carpenter. Tears on the Edge 6-27. Let's give away some cash.

Take the edge off. Take the edge off. Take the edge off. You could be winning whatever you need to take the edge off. The big things that are coming through, dental bills, car repairs, and fuel. And also food, supermarket, like groceries and stuff. Yeah, just supermarket, definitely. Well, I, you know, I just have a normal car, like, just a normal, like, here. And it cost $169 to fill it up for me to the other day.

Which is like, yeah. But, like, that's crazy money. I know what you mean. Even I just put in, I normally can just be like, oh, I'll put him 40 or 50 bucks and it used to be able to get me to a certain, you know, at least halfway. Or even if not over halfway, and now for me, it doesn't even. It was under a hundred last year, under a hundred bucks to fill, so it's almost gone up like a third.

Well, as luck might just have it, Kendra could be within minutes of where you are currently driving right now and can chuck 200 bucks in your gas tank. Good morning. Okay, so Kendra, what is your exact location of people can get there? The first one through wins the $200 petrol voucher. So I am currently in Hamilton, and I am sitting in Garden Place, so right in the CBD. Okay, so Kendra, I think, have you got the radio on in the background or something?

No. No? Oh, there we go. There we go. That's fixed. Okay, so Garden Place in an edge puffer jacket, first one to get there in the Waikato. You've got a $200 fuel voucher. Yes.

Okay. Okay, and I guess you'd be the only person in a puffer jacket, you know, on edge puffer, so I don't need to point out of you. Yeah, there's no one else you haven't gone. Oh, God, snap. It's dark? Yeah, I'm just a bit concerned. I'm under some street lights, so you can't miss it.

Oh, good, great, great, great. Okay, well. At least you've got to edge papa jacket on, because otherwise it could look quite vegetable. Yeah, exactly. You've got just a person standing under a street light somewhere. Yeah, all these cars rolling up. Kendall just like pulling stuff out of a jacket,

just giving it to the number. Does it no flag or anything? No, you can't. Just me. Okay. One more time, whereabouts are you, for the people that miss heard it? I'm in Garden Place in Hamilton's CBD. Okay, brilliant.

That's what we need to know. First one to get there, get some south for 200 old fuel voucher to help take the edge off. How did she get there if there's no car? I think she walks. Oh my goodness. Yeah, people do walk outside of Auckland.

Yeah, this time. At this time they're early, get their steps in. All right, well, best of luck. First one there wins. Clint, Megan Dan. All right, just before 7 o'clock, we announced that Kendra, um, one of our edgies is at Garden Place

in the Waikato on Hamilton. with a $200 fuel voucher to help take the edge off. Are you there, Kendra? Yes, I'm here. And how fast was it that somebody turned up to see you? It was so quick. I had people running from all directions. Wow!

That's what we want. Oh, we love you, Hamilton. It was the first one. Yeah. Do you want to hand the phone to them? So I've got Sam here. Take the edge off my life. Get in.

That'll do, Sam. Congratulations. We've got a $200 fuel voucher to help fill up your car. this morning. Thank you very much. It's very exciting. Yeah, so where were you in relation to Kendra at the time when you heard it? I was just got in the car after the gym so I'm literally two minutes away. Oh, great. So you're fine. Perfectly.

The slumdog millennia. Also, can I say what a bloody beautiful day it sounds like it is in Hamilton? The birds are out. Actually, it feels like there are a lot of birds. Like you're in an area. Oh, it's because the water fountain's just picked in this morning. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Paradise.

Good old Hamilton, hey. Well, thanks, Kendra, and congratulations, Sam. You have a great weekend and go fill that car up on us. Yeah, don't forget. Thank you. Don't forget, you can text the edge to 33443 and you can tell us what you want to take the edge of your life.

If you've already done one, do another. Yeah. Doesn't matter. You know, just give it a go. You could be winning that cash and it could genuinely help you out. Coming up next, our brand-new producer Brady is on Dubu. Producer Diary is first one ever. Yeah, Brady's just to join us as well.

couple of weeks ago. Yeah, he told us this morning that he lost sleep last night. He was so nervous. He was happy. Yeah, he was happy with it. And then he went to bed and he kept over thinking. He was, no, it's no good. It's no good. It can't play.

It can't be awkward if it is shit then. Because then we have to be nice. I know, but I feel like we're like nice coaches, Brady. Like, you know, like if you debut for like an NRL team and you play like crap, some coaches will be like, well, that's you done. We'd be like, oh, give him another guy. Speak for yourself, Clint. If he does, if he stops up, he's gone.

You know what? It's got a lot of pressure as much because producer Carl, this is like, To me, this is his legacy. Producer Diaries, nobody's ever done it like producer Carl. Oh, so literally he's debuting next to the guy who could take his spot if he drops him. Carl doesn't want it back. That's how he lost his ear. Yeah.

I'm not happy for him to take this as well. I never want to do another one today. Carl's the David Beckham of producer diaries. Yeah, he's done at the time. The bald version. Okay, don't fumble the bag, Brady. Let's see how he goes next. I mean, he's only got what we give him to work with.

I guess really. Clint Megan Dan. Which was nice, so I'll stay. Never made a Swedish girl you say. Pink Pandorus. Zara Larson, stay side on the edge. Our producer Nipa, if you didn't hear, we did a bit of a send-off for him a few weeks back. He's changing hours.

The hours can be a little bit rough. And so he's working on the Ash London show. He looks like he's thriving, eh? He's getting a bit more sleep. He's actually off to Bali today. He's forgotten about us already. Yeah, so producer Brady, who was working on the Ashlandin' show, did a switch. and how are you enjoying the hours at the moment, bro?

Yeah, I'm actually kind of loving it, eh? Loving the having the afternoons off, and the wake-ups haven't been too bad. I will say this week's been a little bit rough, though. Week two. Week two. Week two, week three. What time you're going to bed?

Usually like seven o'clock, eh, pretty early. That's good. I think any time after nine makes you really tired. And I think that was a point, Bridges and NEPMA, where he was like, you know, I'm 23, 24. And he was like, my social life is not existing because I'm putting the career first and going to bed at seven. So there might be you in a year, Brady.

We'll see. Yeah. It is brutal. That is brutal. But he's on to boo for the first producer diary he's ever done. Yeah, mate. The bar is low. It's your first week. No one's expecting you to go and score a hat trick, all right? Oh no, I'm expecting at least one goal. Okay, here we go. It's Brady here and welcome to my first ever producer's diary.

It's been three weeks that I've been working with these Muppets now. And they've finally convinced me to start doing some work. The week got off to an eventful start with Dan taking George for a trip to the zoo. And let's just say that the animals got some new. New names. Usually their names of people we know. So we got to the orangutans and the only one there was the big daddy one. And then I said, Georgie, who's that?

And he went, oh, me, I guess. And you were like, I wish I'd recorded it. Because then he started laughing because the orangutan had a purring in front. Checks out. Do the Meg already. This is so dumb. Our caller Amanda may be the only person in New Zealand that thinks this, but we're not going to shame our callers. So I was sitting at the dinner table once that my mum had made a

roast chicken to dinner. And it happened to be an egg fruit, acucot stuffed chicken. And she was like, because I never ever ate stuffing as a pet. And she's like,

why do you never eat the stuffing? Like, it's delicious. I'm like, oh, that's disgusting. Like, why would I want to eat the inside of the chicken? And she goes to me, Amanda, how do you think that they get acrocod stuffing? And I'm like, oh, like, just feed the chicken

acacot. You know, she's not laughing. Brilliant. Went to tell me, yeah, that, yeah, no. Doing this radio show is like, running a gauntlet. And Dan, he got hit pretty hard this week. But it turns out there is a specific website

that is leaking users information. Ooh, who's going to get most nervous about this, Clint? Probably, Dan. It's the edge. Oh, my stop. And as it turns out, his adult problems stem back to the days of his youth, as we found out in one of this week's diary entries.

He and Nick found 20 old expired magazines in the rubbish bin around the back of Cockle Bay. Dairy. What a haul. There is four performance car magazines. Eight women's days. Empire mag, two FHMs and two penthouses. Nick has one of the penthouse mags in his bag right now.

Of course he does. And then sold the other one to aid him for $10. We're going to split it so we get $5 each. I'm going to check the bit again for more mags next week. We're going to be rich as long as Nick doesn't keep them all. I don't remember if we made any more money from that. Yeah. I don't know if it was a lucrative money-spin-business.

Yeah, I think they get them all. Yeah, I'm still here. New Zealand is such a special place with such special people. And it's pretty safe to say that it's the only place in the world where something like this could happen. Looking early quitters though. Where is this in New Zealand? Check this text out.

First day at a petrol station. Someone tried to pay for siggies with a live eel. I took that as a sign this was my ideal job. How many siggy's going to get for this eel? That's it for the producer's diary this week. We'll catch you next Monday. Have a good weekend and best of luck to the ASC boys competing in that grand final tomorrow night.

Go get him, fellas. Awesome, mate. How old are you, mate? 20. That's crazy. Good on you, man. You're a talented. 20.

Wow. What can you guys do it at 20? Not bad, I'll tell you that for another. Nothing Dan can share on here. Am I right? I think there was about six years before he didn't he do like that. I was working at the bank, actually, as a teller. That's what I was doing?

Yeah. And I was being turned down for the second year in a row on New Zealand Idol. Oh, wow. Following year, though, when no one else went, that's for your egg. I was true. I was spending about half my year drunk at Broadcasting School. Yeah, all very different. Yeah, very different.

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There's stuff for your insides as well. Like, there's a neutral bullet juicer thing in there. It's incredible, really. Okay. You need a bit of a boost up. Okay. Jacob, you're playing this morning. Congratulations on getting through. Good morning.

Good morning, Jacob. Okay, so you're almost there. You just need to guess the correct pin. Yes, yep. I've been taking notes. I'm excited. Okay, good, because, yeah, there have been at least one, maybe two, because the Ash London Show also gives you a chance to have a crack at it.

Numbers already been guessed. Okay, so what's your guess? My guess is 6-4-48. Okay, 6-4-48. Okay, I'm going over to the PIN code now. I'm going to type in your number. But here we go, Jacob. Six, four, four, eight.

Good luck. Bugger. Sorry about that, Jacob. Let's check the digits and see if any of them are matches. Six. Four. Four. Eight.

All right. No luck there. But again, still just eliminating ones that will hopefully make it easier if you've been keeping up. Yeah, good on you for getting that for the second four, though, the first four, because that was already getting. wasn't it? Yeah. All right, enjoy,

pompous skin with the Neutrogena Collagen Bank arranged today. Do we want to pull the words now or next?

I guess we have to do it next because they don't have them. Okay, okay. Producer Carl is still... Oh, he's coming in. Should we do it now? He's still putting them in. There's a few still coming through,

but, yeah, we're going to be catching up with Ollie Sale. I hope he's not listening to this otherwise he's going to know exactly what we're doing. But he is the goalkeeper for Auckland FC.

And so we're going to try and see if we can slip a few random words past the goalkeeper during the chat next. Actually, Meg, why don't you take your word first and Dan and I can choose

hours after? Okay, thank you. Carl. Let's see. The word I have to slip into the conversation with him is Leaky Hoze.

Oh my God. There's a real nightmare. Leaky hose. All right, you have a big, so you got the benefit to get more time. All right,

I will photo with Dan and I pull out of the hat to slip one past the goalkeeper next. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Tomorrow is the big show. Auckland FC in their first ever grand final against Sydney FC and Ollie Sale goalkeeper for AFC joins us.

Olly Sale, morning, brother. Morning, guys. How are we? Very good. We're so good. Thank you so much for chatting to us this morning. What a great move from you starting out with the Wellington Phoenix when you were 25 and they're making your way to Auckland FC.

Yeah, across the bridge. I'm not sure I'm yet to be forgiven for that. Yeah, it takes a long time. Who cares when you're winning championships, right? Yeah. Well, that's for sure. I mean, Auckland and FC have only been together a couple of years. Have you always felt like the underdogs and to get to the finals this year,

a bit like a leaky hose, I guess, because underestimated it at first, like a bit of a couple of drops and then, like, all of a sudden there's a flood. I don't know about underdogs. Like, we never really thought of ourselves as underdogs. We always thought we were going to be playing for trophies and right up the top and setting the standard. But yeah, look, we certainly knew our back was up against the war. As we know in New Zealand with, you know, the Warriors and the breakers and stuff

and the Phoenix playing in Australian competitions as the New Zealand team is tough. So it doesn't often necessarily mean you're going to win trophies. So we didn't think, never thought of ourselves, but we definitely knew it was going to be a tough fight. It's a fortress go media stadium for the Waz and AFC. Yeah, I mean, everybody's played so well this season in Auckland FC. There's literally no Rusty Springs in the team. So what do you think your chances are this weekend against Sydney? Yeah, I think we've got every chance.

We're 100% confident that we can go out there and execute on the day. And we're starting to hit form at the right time. You know, we were struggling at the back end of the season to play the kind of football and pick up the points we wanted. But I think last week was arguably our most clinical performance of the year. So I'm back. Yeah, true. Yom done.

Ollie, what's the weirdest pregame ritual, any of the, players have before taking the field. I know we've got a guy in our team. He always has a, this is a nervous bowel movement before we go out every single time stinks out of changing room. Is there anything that any of the boys do? You go, all right, he's doing his thing, he's going through his steps, through his paces. The South American boys love getting their their year, but they're flamethe tea out and floundering it around in their little flask and stuff like that. But other than that, honestly, not too, not too many weird ones. Although here's a a tip for you, the opposition goalkeeper tomorrow night for Sydney FC.

He's got a lot of weird ones, including eating grass. Really? Really? From the pitch? Just a couple of like blades or a good handful? Yeah, you're going to have to keep an aisle for it. I really don't know. He's a strange cat.

So, yeah. A strange cat. He's a weird one. Hey, well, I've got my tickets. I'll be there cheering you guys on tomorrow. I also have Nick Becker, CEO of AFC's number, so I might flick him a text see if he can. give me better seats. Oh, okay.

Name, name, name, right. Yeah, coverage starts at 645 kickoff, 815 Sky Sport 1 apparently. Last time Dan was there, he was doing a pitch walk and sitting in the bucket seats and all the rest of that. Those are comfortable seats.

Yeah, you don't want to be sitting in them though, do you, Olly? You want to be out there on the pitch. No, no, exactly. You want to be right amongst the action. But, yeah, I think next is a busy man today, so you might be tough like getting hold of him. Yeah, yeah. I definitely think he'll be leaving me on.

seen. Also, you're an incredible goalkeeper. You might have thought this was a bit of a strange one. I think it's probably time to come clean. Ollie, we tried to slip one past the goalkeeper. We got given a few random words we had to use in this chat. Meg's was the craziest. I think yours barely went in, me. Yeah, sorry, leaky

hoes. I had to try and figure out. I was thinking, I was thinking in a few little interesting ones. Rusty spring. Rusty spring? Yeah. Can you guess the last one? Clint's one? Oh Oh I don't know

Maybe that one did get past me Yay It was a big It was bowel movement So thanks Holly Oh yeah That'll do it Appreciate your time brother

All the best How incredible to win a grand final If it happens In only your second year as a club So best of luck Thanks very much guys Appreciate you having me Enjoy the game

Legend of us Yeah No rusty springs in that team I always did it I've never heard. Anyone go, geez, look at the rusty spring running down the left wing here. Good.

All right, Dan's Diary, normally after April, we've hit the spot this morning. She's being moved a little earlier for your Friday. It's maybe a little treat if you normally don't get to listen to us after eight normally. It's coming up on the edge. I still feel hot from doing that. Yours was terrible.

It wasn't hot at all. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Sorry, I'm still getting over the fact that you said Meg today is the last entry of Dan's diary. Yeah, look, I might have a couple up my sleep, but it's going to be the last entry

because we've got something else to get to on Monday. Okay. Between the formative ages of 13 and 18, a young Dan Webby sat down every night to write a diary. And now the contents of those diaries are for us to read and for the nation to enjoy. This is Dan's Diary. Sad that's the last one.

We need to pick a movie monologue to perform next Thursday in drama. It needs to be around a minute long, and it needs to be around a minute long from a Hollywood movie I just write that twice Must have been distracted Nick reads it exactly how you write it I really want to do Forrest Gump

Jenny Gravesein But Mr McKenzie suggested the love monologue From Goodwill Hunting Never seen it Have you seen a love monologue from Oh yeah that's Is that the one with that Robin Williams does Where they're sitting on the park bench?

I disagree I think the funeral saying like You would have been so out of him, Jimmy. Oh, that's a tearjerker. It's amazing. It's a great scene to choose then. I don't remember ever doing that. I think I accidentally swapped uniform jackets with someone after PE. My one has D.W.

on the tag, and this one doesn't. Checks out. And this one also smells like boll gnaze. Maybe the Italian kid? What does bollicknais even spell like? I know, you don't want your jacket to smell like mints.

I know. I know. I imagine me sniffing. This isn't mine. It sounds like bolognades. I've had that in months. I'm writing that in the diary. So it's definitely not mine. I'll wash it at home and home mom doesn't notice.

Nick got an iPod for his birthday and he has it at school. It's so mint. He's already got hundreds of songs and we had a listen at interval. He's already pissed off. Sorry. He's already pissed with Michael. Can I say Michael? Yeah, Michael.

Do you want to change his name? No, you've told it now. You're definitely sure you don't want to change his name? Oh, what's he done? Okay. Let's change. Michael to... Well, Matthew.

No, you've seen it now. Okay, it's Michael. We're still friends. He's already pissed with Michael because he put it with the left headphone in his ear, and it came out with earwax on it. Oh, Michael.

He always has gunky ears. I remember sitting behind him last year and he's... We're full of wax. How does he have a girlfriend before me? He's also got a he back. Let's change his name to Matt. Matthew, Matthew.

Matt. Matt's got a hairy back. Matt's going to be a hairyback, Matt. That's what we used to call a hairyback, Matt. Oh, no. Well, I mean, it is sad because it's like the end of a chapter, and we thought Dan's diary was done a long, long time ago, to be fair, until Dan's mum, if you didn't hear, is moving house,

and she said, right, I got stuff up in the attic, I need you to get rid of, and Dan was like, oh my God, that's where my school stuff is, there might be another, and there was. Yeah. Amazing. It was weird that he did have a hairy back at 15. Like, that is quite a odd time to have one, right? Yeah.

the hairy back. We have been teasing, though, that despite the fact that we went looking for a diary in Dan's mum's attic, we actually stumbled across something far more valuable that we weren't expecting to find that we've been sitting on and keeping quiet for the last three weeks. It's something that I sort of remembered knowing it existed, but I thought it was lost forever.

Okay, we'll chat a little bit more about this, but we also still want to keep it a bit of a surprise for Monday, but we will give you clothes and you might, if you're smart enough, be able to work out what we'll do. found on that glorious day. Clint, Meg and Dan. Lesh school! It has been a little bit of a journey

over the last three weeks. Meg's been reading out Dan's diary after we fortunately found what we think and believe to be the last ever dance diary. Incredible reading by the way Meg. You bring it to life. Oh, thank you, Dan. What an incredible vocalist you are. Real inside to the type of person you were Dan,

not R, because I feel like you've changed a lot from high school. I feel like that young chap is still inside me somewhere. He does come out every now and then He's deep in there Interesting choice of words Okay so let's While you dress up as Michael Jackson It doesn't know

Yeah Because he's doing a Michael Jackson At the spot Sorry there's a lot of context Anyway I forgot about that Sorry but let's go back to If you missed it

The moment When we drove God it feels like Three hours To Dan's mum's house And she let us rummage around In her attic To try and find a diary

But we weren't to know We were going to find something far greater A Dan's diary Is this your story? Is this yours? Yeah. Today was the first day of term. It's a day!

Officially! Four. Michael Blubley definitely I would never feel that high again. I'll be chasing that for the rest of my life. It was mental and so we're still going through a box. You can hear me in the background going, Michael Boubley said he's definitely your box stand. There's a Shania Twain city in there as well which I played yesterday.

So we lose Meg because she's going through the diary and flicking through and Dan and I are still going through these keepsakes. Found a trophy. It was for your brother. Yeah. And we start to get towards the bottom of the box and As we are probably about to find this treasure, Meg just so happens to finish reading through the diary and starts helping us.

And then she finds... I've got to honestly... The Holy Grail. I've got a magnet to, like, magnet to Dan's embarrassing content. You're a Dan magnet. Yeah, she's like a dash out. She'll sniff it out if it embarrasses you, mate. Whoa!

He wrote it! He wrote it! Meg really does thrive in your embarrassment. Yeah, it's like her lifeblood or something. Okay. Sorry about that. The item we did find is an item that I remember doing. Okay.

It's an item I remember vaguely, fondly. Okay. We do have clues. We're not going to give it away yet. We're going to announce exactly what it is on Monday, but with the clues that each of us have gotten, we don't know what the other's clue is. We might have made it very obvious or we might have made it very cryptic.

Okay. Who wants to get first? I have this Zendaya song. as my clue. I would give my clue away too much. Oh, okay. Damn. Mine is another song

with this time with the beautiful vocals of Zach Ephron and Vanessa Hutchins. We're breaking free. Kind of connect. I can see how that could come together. Clint, yours would be the final piece.

Yes, I've also gone with an audio-based clue. You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, never had a friend, you ain't never have a friend. You ain't never have a friend. Fuddled than you think it is. Hmm.

That's very cryptic. Actually, my God, you have to go through it. Do you mean, turn my mic off? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Oh my God, Clint's so cryptic. So many people, though, are very close.

We have been on the money. You have got part of it, but we have given it away more than you think. Yeah. There is a lot of detail that needs to be revealed, and we'll do that on Monday. Yeah, okay, let's lock it in for 8 a.m. Monday morning. Yeah. And we'll reveal exactly what we found, and what is going to. to take up the best part of the next six weeks.

Yeah, four to five to six weeks. The next six weeks, I've never been more nervous for a thing we've done on the radio. And we put together a band with no musical experience before. I'm not going to see my family. This thing makes me so, so nervous, but also so excited and you're involved as well. We need your help. All right, it's going to be fun. Kick it off Monday.

Take the edge off my life next. If you've registered, we could be calling you, but you've got to make sure, especially on a Friday going into the weekend, you answer to take the edge of. off my life. And then now Dan, will he hit the spot? Michael Jackson Edition. If I look the part, do I sound the part? Stedge.

Clint Megan Dan. StinkyB. Country October, along with, geez, like three other powerhouses. And also now post Malone, if you missed that, announced yesterday, that he's going to be playing same day as Lily Allen on the 21st of October at Go Media Stadium. Take the edge off. Take the edge off. You could be winning whatever you need to take the edge off.

All right. We're actually doing somebody who is kind of doing this for somebody else this morning, which is always nice. I love that. This person's mum has been diagnosed with stage three breast cancer. Apparently she is an amazing woman who has sacrificed a lot and always helps others. And they would love to be able to afford to do something for their mum to, I guess, cheer them up. Oh, wow. You guess anything sort of take your mind off all the treatment? and stuff, eh?

Sorry, I think I put the wrong number. Oh, that would be a nightmare. That would have been a nightmare. It's pink ribbon day this weekend, isn't it, as well? Yeah, we've got breakfast around the country as well. Meg's attending one. There we go. Okay, we're putting the call through now.

Please answer. Take the edge off my life. Yay! Congratulations! I love that. Jess, this would have been horrific if you had an answer like that. Tell us about your beautiful mum. Oh, so my mum is one of the most amazing woman. She volunteers for St John

She puts everyone else Before herself But she's terminally ill at the moment So she's yeah She's unfortunately Being diagnosed with breast cancer What stage is it? Stage three

Three, yeah How many, sorry my ignorance Jess How many stages are there? I think there's four Right So yeah she's definitely in the high end up there I'm so sorry that's got to be like because really devastating and heartbreaking for you as well

because you're trying to be strong for your mum because she's going through it And so hard to see your mum have to go through that Absolutely She's an incredible woman And I just wanted to do something nice for her Yeah we saw that and we're like This is so great

This will definitely take her mind off at least for a few hours I would have thought while she's partying with her daughter You wanted the money for what? So my mum and my sister love Westlife And they're coming next year They've got great taste. This will be to you. Lock it in the calendar. 28th of July next year at Spark Arena.

We'll sort out the tickets for you and your mum to have a bloody fun night out together. Oh, amazing. Thank you. She's very lucky to have a daughter in you, Jessica, to think like that for her. Yeah. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, she's honestly just the best. You give her a massive hug from us. Yeah, I hope she smashes it. Oh, thank you.

All right, Jess, stay there. Okay. Wow, what an incredible lady. Yeah, it puts things in person. expect of A on a Friday when you hear people are doing it that tough going into the weekend. Next hit the spot is back. Michael Jackson Edition, a challenge issued to us by the Ash London Show. I'm going to try and do Ash Proud today. Man in the mirror.

Change is the spot that Dan needs to hit. And I will say this. We practice behind the scenes while the songs are playing. What do you think? 50-50? I'd say more like 40-60. 40% of the time I think he's hit it. I might be generous.

I think I've been more confident that I should have been, I think. We've had a few practices this morning and it's not hit. I am dressed like him, though. That's, I think that's it, Meg. He's got the aviators and the hat and he's dressed, and I think he's getting carried away in the costume. Those are the wrong sunglasses. You normally always wear a certain pair of glasses.

I know. Whenever you hit the spot and you wear the wrong ones. But I don't think Michael Jackson ever wore that kind of style. Even wear dirty dogs, mate. I'm going to have to lean in. Will I hit the spot with Man in the Mirror? Minutes away next. He's putting the glove on.

It's really annoying to use my mouse at the same time. Normally the saying is we're taking the gloves off. The gloves are on, mate. Okay, good. It's just one glove, actually. Good luck, mate. Bella Kay, I love it. Let's see if Dan can be perfect,

which is what is required now. Clint Meg and Dan. Glitbates Corback. Yeah, if you've got a great story, you can text us 3343. We're going to just rip through them. And when Meg goes, that, you know what? It's a bloody good story.

and it's worthy of 500 bucks to go spend in store at Willys. God, that's a hell of a prize, isn't it? Yeah, we've actually been doing this for the last couple of weeks. We've got it happening as well next week. We're bringing the boost in the Everyday Rewards app right here on the edge. So at any point, if you're on ear, and me goes, that's a great call. She just hits the button, you get a $500 war was voucher. Yeah, so make sure next week you're calling through with your stories because it could be you.

But right now, we're going to run through some, see if they get us. Gina, what's your story? Me, you're a partner at 19 and 18 moving into our first house today. Wow, that's an incredible achievement. We spoke to someone last week that were getting the keys to their first house as well. Renting or owning?

Owning. Wow, at 18. 18 and 19. How have you done that? Saving, saving, saving. Now, dare I say it, 18 or 19, that's very young to own a house, Do you need the $500?

That's all I would say. Jenna, it's a good showing. Do you want to rip through a few, Megan? You pick your faith. Oh, God. I do love it. It's aspirational. 18.

I was pissing all my money away on cars then. Katie, tell us your story. Katie. Hello? Hi, tell us your story. Hi. My mum's got a really long history of missing her words out. Oh yeah, my mom has one of those.

Yeah. Yeah, like we grew up being told to rinse and sack the veg But she, we were at quite a fancy aromatherapy party at our neighbour's house. I was like 15. And everybody's sort of, there's this quiet murmur. And we're sort of part of a group that's talking about sleep deprivation. Ah, yeah. And mum pipes in with her two cents and she said, oh, have you ever tried masturbation?

Brilliant. And the quiet murmur just stops and everyone looks. And mum said, I'm meditated. And everyone got, like, oh, you're like, you get to sleep if you would try masturbation. The crazy, it works wonders, darling. She's like, I do it morning and night.

So that's when I went home. Yeah, you're like, that is my cute. Oh, that's a brilliant story. Oh, God, okay, stay there, Katie. That's great. That's so good. Okay, let's go to Lucy. That'll be hard to beat.

I know. Morning. Lucy. You're going to sound like a man. Hey morning, Lucy. Hello. Are we? Yeah, goodbye.

Yeah, well done, Clint. So watch your story. You know, what happened this morning? This is a fresh story. Yeah, it's a fresh one. I went for a run this morning, so I'm trying to train for a half marathon. And I hooded my pants and kept quiet. This morning?

You pooped your pants? This morning. Just this morning. You just pooped your pants. You just poop them. So where did this happen and there was no bathroom? Oh, Meg, that's a more question, because she can run. I know what it's like.

Yeah, running on a country road, so no bathroom, no options. And very aware that people might have cameras on their property. But, yeah, I just had to, I mean, you've got to go. Are you calling us now cleaned up, or are you still poo pants? Yeah, no, cleaned up on my way to work. I mean, you said you're around farmland and stuff. There's toilet everywhere. Everywhere's your toilet there, in nature.

Not when people have cameras on their property. No one has cameras in the country. Absolutely. They do, don't they? Absolutely, they. All right, okay, we've got one more. Let's see we go to Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly. It makes me greedy.

Oh gosh, I don't even know if I have time for Molly, actually. I know who I'd go for. Tell me. Second call. Katie, masturbation. The mum, that is an incredible story. She told it well. Katie.

Congratulations, Katie. Thank you, make it the boost button. You've got a $500 war worst voucher for your mum's embarrassing foeper. Thank you so much I think you should buy or something Yeah you definitely have to share it with your mum's little I think I probably should Yes

Yes Well congratulations Maybe a meditation soundtrack All the other thing All right well You go stock the pantry In the fridge this weekend On Woolworth

Thank you so much That'll help you sleep tonight And if you still can't you know what to do Poor Lucy Pooh Pants Told that whole story For nothing Oh God I feel awful I can't do things like this

Oh my God That's fine. Big Day and Dan. Big Day in Radio. Sometimes they'll ask people what radio stations they listen to, and the results came out yesterday. And even though radio stations will have like a target demo, we'll take anyone that loves the show and get something out of it,

whether you are young or old. I mean, at the end of the day, we come to work to entertain you. Yeah. That's the reason we do it. That's what we come in and get paid for. Yeah, and so we appreciate everybody that listens. And everyone, when radio survey comes out, everyone, number one somewhere because they'll be like number one with single dog walkers aged 18 to 25

you know and they'll cut the pie very specific so that they're number one but this one doesn't really have to be cut in any sort of specific way yesterday it's very exciting um we love the people of cross church and they love the edge the edge is the number one station outright in crossridge better than a husking he wouldn't like that he's number one everywhere normally he would have gone this this really pisses me off is that what he said and barnet as well yeah yeah can you do what else? time about. He's a hard one, sir. What else do you think Mike Hosking would have said

when he found out he was no longer number one in Christchurch? He would go, I don't care. You know what? As long as I'm happy with the, number one with the boomers and the people, the rich people and the national supporters, that's all I care about. News Talk ZB. It's 27 past day. That's what he would have said. Happy days. Well, yeah, I don't know,

the people of Christchurch love in the show, especially, and sharing it with their mates and friends, obviously, because, yeah, they're just growing there and we really appreciate it, we thought it might be a nice chance to do a victory lap. Whenever we go to Christchurch, we really feel the love as well. I just love being down there.

We have always said that we love being in Christchurch and we really love hanging out with you when we managed to get down there. And it's a city that feels like it's looking to the future, isn't it? It's one of those cities that's like, it's ready to go. So regardless of we are in the country, we appreciate you all the same, tuning in and getting something out of the show,

we put it on for you. Yeah. But we thought maybe it might be a chance for us to spin a song that was put together specifically for Christchurch, a head of Electric Ave. The lyrics were put together by the people of Cross Church. Yeah, they text through, suggested stuff,

Very niche things that only Christchurch people would know about. And we put it into a song to the tune of Pendulum Watercolour, one of the greatest songs of all time. I'm sure. If you're from Christ, you've heard it already. But if you're a new listen to the show and you've only just discovered us, perhaps not. Yeah, the reason we did it is because they are at Electric Ave.

Electric Ave's in Christchurch. Boom. Here we go. Pride of the South. Yes, it's true. Home of Electric Cab Radio. wrong. Sometimes.

I'm to say this. Some to beach. Positive vibes. Here you go, Christchurch. The Edge, the number one station in Christchurch. As of yesterday's ratings results, appreciate you. It would be a nice chance. They'll give that one a spin again.

And also, can we say, Christchurch, number one outright? But we've had a lot of love from the whole country, actually, yesterday. It was a very good day. We were buzzing. Oh, yeah. There were mimosas going around at 10 a.m. Yeah, there were pats on the backs. A group hug.

So, yeah, it was a great day. So we appreciate everyone that does tune in. I remember you guys did that song when I was on maternity leave And I was, it's a cool memory I was in bed, I was breastfeeding Miller And a video came up of you two doing a music video for that And I genuinely remember thinking Oh God

Giles? Oh, I thought you wanted to be in it Oh, no, no, that was very thankful to not be working I'd tell you what, if you'd been in it, I think it would have I don't know if it would made it better actually I feel like, I think we're like, guys, I think we're bored on this idea Two white boys rapping in a car park. I'll be honest, as we were filming it,

I was like, this isn't going to work. We put it out anyway. People in other buildings are looking at us. I was like, damn, they're watching. They're watching. I can't do it. Yeah, the video, which is on our Edge Breakfast Instagram somewhere. If you scroll back far enough if you'd find it.

The song was better than the video. I'm going to find it and delete it actually. Oh, yeah, good, good. Or archive it. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow.

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