The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Dans got shit for brains

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

yeh sooooo, AI wrote this..... In this episode of the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast, the team discusses Dan's ambitious plan to jump a remote control car over 10 people, including his wife! Mathematical calculations for the stunt are considered. They also delve into the importance of showering together for relationship intimacy, roast love languages, and feature an exciting interview with comedian Guy Montgomery. Plus, listeners join in on the fun by guessing the birth details of Meg's unborn child. 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast00:11 Meet the Hosts and Their Morning Routine00:49 Ash Lydon Joins the Show01:04 Car Park Conversations and Radio Gossip01:50 Wednesday Becomes Wins Day03:06 Clint's Upcoming Japan Trip07:12 More or Less: Beer Consumption Challenge16:44 Dan's Crazy Parenting Decision25:47 10K Easy Money Challenge28:52 Postcode Playlist: Invercargill41:56 Generous Moments and Audio Mishaps42:46 Meg's Big Baby Bet44:02 Witchy Gender Prediction Test49:32 Shower Time Confessions54:46 10K Money Challenge57:37 Remote Control Car Stunt01:13:01 Celebrity A-List Debate01:22:26 Love Language Roast

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then thrown your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megendan Podcast. Under the cover of darkness, hours before most people's alarms sound, they separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans. Three people with boring, mundane, pathetic lives. Hey! Clint's life's quite exciting. Now, with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet. No, no. It's not Captain Planet.

Oh, right. Sorry, Force of Habit. This is Clint, Meg, and Dan. Kia ora, good morning. Yes. Kind of, kind of. Meg away sick today, so Ash London, who's gonna be covering her mat-leaf, joins us early for a bit of a dress rehearsal. Yay, kia ora. She's got the call up early.

Well, Meg gave me the heads up kind of yesterday, Arvo, and we met in the car park, and she looked rank, and I said, babe, go to bed yesterday, and we met in the car park and she looked rank And I said babe go to bed. Why did you meet the car? That's a weird place. That's what girls do We just don't tell you we meet up in the car park to talk about you. Okay if you microphone the car park conversations we've had in that car park. Everyone's losing their jobs. The gossip you get on New Zealand radio, honestly it would be a hell of a podcast if anyone is thinking of starting one. I'd bitch about both of you in that car park.

I'd be offended if you didn't. Carl, I'd bitch about you. I'd bitch about all of you. I'd nearly got you fired. Oh man. No, true story. Yeah, imagine if we just hid under a couple of the cars with just like these extremely sensitive microphones.

Oh my goodness me. That makes me feel sick just thinking about it. That car park knows some shit. It knows some stuff. Anyway, gonna be a fun show. Easy Money again at 7 and 8 o'clock. If it doesn't go this morning, Wednesday becomes Wednesday. That's right.

Okay, can I say something as an Australian? Yes. When you say Wednesday becomes Wednesday, it sounds to me like you're just saying Wednesday becomes Wednesday. That's right. Okay, can I say something as an Australian? Yes. When you say Wednesday becomes Wednesday, it sounds to me like you're just saying Wednesday becomes Wednesday. There's no. There's no difference. There's nothing.

Yeah. Like, can you hear a difference when you say that? Wednesday becomes Wednesday. Absolutely no difference to me. And it also sounds like Wednesday, like Work and Income New Zealand Day, because Wednesday is where people that are on wins go and get their money. I don't know what Wednesday is. Oh, like a benefit. Oh, benefit, gotcha and Income New Zealand Day. Because Wednesday is where people that are on wins go and get their money.

I don't know what Wednesday is. Oh, like a benefit. Oh, a benefit, gotcha. Yeah, so that confuses me as well. It's triple meanings that work here. Well, I think how it's going to roll, we'll play normally at 7 o'clock on Wednesday. And then at 8 if not on Wednesday, we'll just play at 8.05, 8.10, 8.15, 8.20 until someone wins $10,000. Oh my gosh, I love that. I love giving away money.

Okay. Hopefully that happens then, we get to do it. I'm glad you like that idea because I think it was your husband's. We're not going to talk about the fact that my husband works with us. Now I need to know. I thought we could away anything with Blake. Just ask your husband. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Coffee, ketchup, just a little whip around the room

and see what each other's been up to since we last caught up. Yeah, welcome Ash. Thank you so much. I just wanted to inform Clint about this because I know that Clint's going to Japan into this week. He's heading over to Osaka.

Yeah, we're gonna do Kyoto. You say Osaka. Osaka. Osaka. Sorry, okay. Osaka. I don't know, I said it incorrectly there. Oh, now you do. And I just wanted to say that Ash, because you are from Melbourne, Australia,

she's great. Melbourne. She's from Melbourne, sorry. My geography's not great. Melbourne. She's great with a list. She's obviously being from Australia, she knows her stuff, okay?

And she sent me a list of like 10 different locations to go when in Melbourne for food, and everyone hit. That's all I ever have is food. Don't ask me about seeing a sacred sites, couldn't tell you. Okay. Just where to eat. Oh, because they do have monkeys that hang out in like spa pools, where are they? I don't want dirty monkeys touching me in my yosa.

Yeah. Thank you. Are there really monkeys in Osaka? Yeah, I don't want dirty monkeys touching me in my yosa. Yeah. Thank you. Is there really monkeys in Osaka? Yeah, there's like a forest. Oh, isn't it Kyoto where they're... Anyway, there are monkeys at some point. I see them on Instagram and they're always like, it's like freezing, if it's like a Japan

winter obviously, and they're sitting in these like hot spas. And then all they're like... Nonsense. Yeah, and like you're not allowed to swim with them. You're not allowed to hop in there. Although, it doesn't sound like Ash would like to anyway. No thank you. No, sure.

I'm a monkey touching my bits. Imagine coming home from Japan with some weird Japanese STI. How'd you get that? Oh, a monkey touched my bits, I swear. No one's gonna believe you. That is the word. Like a Japanese strain of syphilis. That, honest to God, sounds like a true story that Dan would bring back from holiday. I swear on my life, a monkey came in, I sleep nude and it touched my bits. Dan comes-

I promise you. Dan is literally the instigator of COVID 2.0. I don't think COVID's got anything to do with an STI though. It does now. It does now. We got morphed after I went to Osaka. Anyway, oh my goodness me. I'll pass on some tips for you for when you go to Japan,

because we love Japan. Do you know when we went to Japan a couple of years ago, me and my husband Adrian, we didn't have kids at the time, and two working people with expendable income. And I said to my dad, I said, there's this spa at the Four Seasons in Kyoto, I really, can we just have a bit of a splurge? And he said, whatever, fine.

So I book it in, we go, and it is like bougie AF. I'm talking neck-level. They split the men and the women up. You go into the onsen by yourselves, you have like an hour and these things, you come together, we had a body scrub, we had a mass at heaven. It finishes and my credit card had been scammed

back in Australia, so I didn't have access to money. So Adrian had to pay for everything on his card. So I come out first and I'm waiting in the waiting room and it's very like exactly like this. They come out. Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. Give me the bill and I look at the bill and I look down

and I think, oh, right. I've miscalculated the exchange rate here. Oh, and they've added 20% tax because we're in a hotel. That's a thousand dollars for our two messengers. Okay so that's ruined my zen and now Adrian's gonna have to come out and I'm gonna have to, so usually I would just pay it, wait till we get outside and be like I have to tell you something. But Adrian had to then look at the bill and then he looked at me as if I had to murder me and with my eyes I was like do not make a scene, pay the bill and don't make a scene. And with my eyes, I was like, do not make a scene, don't pay the bill,

and don't make a scene. And then he pays, then we walk, and they walk us out through the gardens, and we're silently shuffling out through, down the path to get outside the gates of the Four Seasons. And as soon as they close the gate, he turns around, he's like, what the hell? $1,000 for two massages?

That's incredible. That's my Kyoto-man. Don't go to the Four Seasons for a couple's massage. You'll leave way more stress after you. Way more stress. Massage you should pay before. Yes, definitely. The massage de-stresses you after the bill.

Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you saw the bill first day, but actually, no, I'm feeling much looser than I thought. I'm feeling growerbered as a leaf. I can just refund my credit card right now. That must have been a good message. Alright more or less is coming up next nice easy one I'll hit you with a topic I give you two options you just have to tell me if the first option is more or less than the second. Today we are going to be guessing on

beer consumption per capita. Beer? Yeah beer. Like grizzly bear? No beer. Oh beer. I'm so sorry I'm black and he's really... We've really got to work with this club. Yeah yeah. Leaders consumed per person per year. How do you reckon the Aussies go against the Kiwis and against the rest of the world? Okay. We'll find out next on the Edge. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go! With Ash London filling in for a sick Meg this morning. Time for more or less. Nice and easy, the topic always changes.

You just have to tell us if the first option is more or less than the second. If these two manage to get a perfect score, you want to double pass to the movies. You can help us as well on the text machine, 3343, text in your answers what you think is the right one. You have to be quick though. Alright. Beer consumption per capita. Okay, I've got the average of how many litres per person consumes a year.

So obviously some of us are picking up slack for others. Yeah, if it was gonna be around the three of us, you'd definitely be. Most of the heavy lifting. Yeah, Clint, you would be different. Which is generous of you. Thank you so much. Thank you, one for the team.

I actually think that per capita Aussies would drink more. I think New Zealanders as a nation, we don't handle our alcohol well. I'm going to say the opposite. I think that Kiwis drink more. Australia v New Zealand. You have to lock something in. Oh, we have to agree. As a team. Well, I'm going to go with Ash because she's our guest and I want to be polite. I disagree with her. But I'll go with Ash because she's our guest and I want to be polite. I disagree with it but I'll go with it because you know I want to...

Nah I've changed my mind Australia. Australia more? Yeah I thought about it more. I thought about it more. Correct! No thank god. 67! That whole time you knew that I was wrong and you were so nice to be like nah just kidding didn't you. That's the last time I'm nice to you. Nice. 67 litres per person per year. New Zealand only 60 only. 67, that's like a litre, that's like 1200 mils a week. Yeah. It's like what, five beers? We're lightweight. Yeah, three to four, yeah, just under four beers. Yeah, it's...

Australians have had alcohol for longer, so they've got more experience. Okay, let's go Ireland versus the UK. All tricky. Oh, that's very tricky. But I think would Irish have more like Catholic, like religious people who might not, but I think it kind of, you know, it's a past, it's religious. I think as a whole, I think the UK would be... I think the UK, I think has a higher percentage of people who abstain from drinkers.

They're more multicultural nation. Okay, so we're going to go Ireland more. I think Ireland per capita. That's very good thinking there, Ash. Because Ireland absolutely consumes a hell of a lot more alcohol than the UK. 100 litres versus 75. Yeah, because there's a huge Indian contingency and so a lot of Muslim people don't drink. Okay. Next next we have

Japan going up against Canada oh Japan a lot of beer in Japan and sake yeah Sapporo yeah Asahi yeah Asahi yeah let's go Japan more I don't um I want to say Canada still but you know we'll, we'll go with you this time, we'll go with Japan. Come on, but then it's gonna... Okay, let's lock in Japan more. You sure you don't want to go with Ash? Mm-hmm. No, we're going Japan this time. You should have gone with Ash. F**k ya! F**k ya!

Japan might make it. I think they don't drink to excess. They're very classy. They make it for everyone else, by the looks. Canada, 53 litres per person per year. Japan, 38. Okay. So quite low down the list. United States going up against Germany.

Ooh. Again, two beer-loving nations. Yeah. I'm gonna go... Instantly I think America, just in terms of... Instantly I think Germany, because I think it's more of a cultural thing to drink, like... They do love their massive one liter

Steins of beer Okay, so I'm gonna go with Ash Okay good Hahaha Alright And the last one let's go Austria versus the Czech Republic The two biggest consumers of beer per person in the world

But who is number one when you're in the Czech Republic you can be out for breakfast and they are offering you beer. Okay, and that is why we're locking in Clint for the win, the Czech Republic. Everybody at the bottom. Congratulations. They are even close to second. So Austria consumes 106 litres per person. Czech Republic, 152.

Wow. Huge consumers of beer per person per year. Even though you say you're not a big drinker Ash, you know a lot about people that do drink. Yeah that's true actually. Very fishy if I'm honest. Yeah I feel like Dan definitely let you down in that so I'm still going to give out the double pass despite the fact that we didn't get a clean sweep. If you want to go to see Karate Kid Legends in cinemas this Thursday, with Jackie Chan

give us a call 0800 The Edge and we will sort you out next. 26 past 6, headlines in 3 and your chance to play for 10k and 30 on edge. Clint, Megan, Dan, Stinky Boop. I wonder how many weeks you'll fill in for before I can just give you a first name? Oh yeah, a while. A while I think, because yeah I literally have been imported from another country. There's no background. And I'm one of those people. Legally though you didn't come on a boat did you?

I came legally, correct. The immigration is very easy between Australia and Adera. But what was I going to say? I'm one of those people where everyone calls me Ash London, Orlando, like no one really, in radio in Australia no one calls me Ash. I'm one of those people whose surnames comes with them. Can I call you Ashley? That's very weird. Okay, I won't then. And maybe my name is Ashton. Can I call you Ashton?

Mmm, yeah, okay. Okay. Climbing, bigging, dance, scandal. Oh, shit, it's me guys. Alright, so, um, it feels weird doing this. And first of all, can I say, I think it's a bit sexist that the girl always has to do scandal. Mmm. Hey, that's just the way it happens, babe. Sometimes. Shut up and give me a headline.

Yeah. Yeah. But I will do it, because I love you guys. Hit a six, hero. So Brad Pitt, he's been on the armchair expert with Dax Shepard and the girl that does it with him. And he has talked about the fact that he went to Alcoholics Anonymous in 2016 after his divorce from Angelina Jolie. He said, it felt daunting as his turn was coming around the circle, but felt inspired after watching everyone being so open. He said, it gives you permission to go, okay, I'm going to step out on this edge and see what happens. And then I really grew to love

it. Can you imagine you're sitting in your AA circle? And your circle, yeah. With your trusted people opening up about your trauma and whatever's happened in your life to bring you to the lowest point. And Brad Pitt walks in. That's why I don't believe it. I don't think that old Pitt's gone into just some community hall somewhere and doing... He's doing AA from home, kind of like working from home.

Yeah, he's zoomed in. On Zoom. And he's got one of those masks on, like, you know how you go on and they can hide your face on Zoom, like, I want to be a monkey. Although do you think sometimes maybe celebrities crave really mundane, normal situations because they never get to experience them? So for us going to any sort of meeting is just like a nightmare. Like, here's like, ooh, go wait my turn.

I get to certain traffic and like, but I also think that because it's LA, there's probably some like secret A list, AA that you can go to. Right. And you sign some sort of a thing where it's like, well, if you tell my secrets, I'm going to tell your secrets. So it's like Brad Pert, Tom tell my secrets, I'm gonna tell your secrets. So it's like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. Bloody Depp.

It would be, wouldn't it? Gross. Yeah, so good on him. It's a very confusing time to be a fan of Brad Pitt though, because I feel like we're getting a very bad icky version of Brad from the kids. The kids he shared with Angela, they all hate him. But then I love Jennifer Aniston so much and she loves him still.

Yeah, she does, I've got an amicable relationship. And I feel like if he was a truly bad person. Well, your ex would be the first to regret wanting him. Exactly, and yes, Angelina is his ex and hates him, but he really did the dirty on Jennifer Aniston, cheated on her to be with Angelina, and yet she's found it in her heart to forgive him so there's got to be some good in him guys.

I mean he's, I love every movie he's in. He comes across like a likeable guy but then you hear the stories about the plane, the private plane incident with his son Maddox and stuff and you're like eww. Cause I get that your ex can dislike you but your kids should just automatically love you unless you've done something really bad so it's when the kids don't like their dad, I'm like, now what have you done? Isn't that the sign of what alcohol can do to a person though? It could have just been that he really did need to go to AA and he had brought out the very worst in him and unfortunately his kids were exposed to that, which is heartbreaking.

And of course that's going to inform the way they feel about him. So look, I hope it sounds like he's done the hard work and I hope he has and Yeah, good luck to him. Yeah, and I think Brad Pitt's gonna be okay, isn't he? He'll be fine. Yeah, I think he's gonna make it through. I wanna see his new movie as well, the Formula One one. Have you seen that where he drives that? He drives like a, um, I think it's an Indian, a motorbike. Oh, yeah. Down the, um, like Dan.

It might have been a Harley, but he rides it down like a like a pebble beard like it was like out in New Zealand somewhere and he it's like he's aging very well. This is so hot. Have you seen him? I haven't seen him riding an Indian Clint but I have seen him on a motorbike on a beach yes. I don't know what you're kind of Pornhub search to. Yeah Clint you really need to clean that up. Okay. I don't know what your kind of porn hub search chance is. Yeah, Clem, you really need to clean that up.

All right, does that make Dan crazy before seven o'clock? I think Dan is absolutely mental for doing this. Okay. Dan shared something with me and he goes, oh, in confidence? Yeah, and this is the sort of thing, you'll learn this Ash, never share anything with Clint in confidence

because he brings it up on the radio and calls you crazy. He goes, should I know what this is Clinton? I was like, you will Dan, you will. I don't know what he's talking about by the way. Clint, Meg and Dan. Does that make me crazy? Dan did something absolutely crazy that he shared not just with me, but with others.

And I think Ash, as a mother of a three year old, you're gonna think this is a mental. I know exactly what you're talking about now. Now he knows what it is. It's to do with what happened when I went overseas over the weekend. I went to Australia. He said this? Yeah.

Yes, I'm an international traveler. Dan was talking about this on our OnlyFans podcast. It didn't make the show yesterday. I'm proud it should have. Now there will be mothers and fathers out there of young children listening to this. It'll be like Team Dan. They'll go, I'm with you on this, okay?

So we went for three nights. Yep. Three nights. Four days. How old is George? He's 15 months, 16 months, okay? And Chris is gonna take the piss about how many. Almost a year and a half.

Don't make me do the maths, okay? Well, he's almost a year and a half in don't make me do the maths. He's almost a year and a half in for people that can't do maths. And as a unit, my wife and I, because we are good communicators, decided that we will not change George's sleeping regime while we're over in Australia because of the two hour time difference. So instead of putting him to bed at 6.30 Australia time when we'd normally do it in New Zealand We kept it the same and we were putting him to bed at 4.30 in the afternoon Yeah For the three days we were going

That's absolutely insane Yeah Why are you doing that to yourself? The sun is still up I'll tell you why I do it to myself Because you know I don't want to change and rip out his daily routines when we get back He's a nightmare. You push it by an hour at least and split the difference What's the difference 4.35 30 it's still early For you though, that's a night ruin us for you

They exit way it gets worse so Dan and his wife because they were just in like one hotel room Blacked out all the kids they all went to bed at 4.30 Oh no, what a loser all the kids they all went to bed at 4.30. Oh no, what a loser. In Melbourne, the city that doesn't sleep. Well I tell you what it does sleep because we're getting up at 4.30 in the morning and nothing's going on. Oh god. Nothing opens in Melbourne until 7.30 in the morning.

Because everyone's out drinking beers and drinking pinot till midnight like legends. So Dan's brother who lives over there is like, oh finally I'm going to get to hang out with my bro. And it's like, not unless you want to do a late lunch buddy, because I got bedtime at four o'clock. We went out for dinner at three thirty. Oh shut up. We went into a place and we're like, can we book a table for dinner?

And they're like, no. So we opened at three, come back when we open in three hours. It's not crazy. If we went for a week we would change it, but there's no point for three nights. There just isn't. So he was at Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah. Where are my people at?

Text through 3343. Oh I don't know the age. Back me up. Oh look, no one's texting. No that's because it's early. Crickets. It's still very early. I was actually opening it up.

I was like, I don't think you're going to get anyone team Dan on this. Where my bitches at? Come on. 3343. Oh, I don't know the edge. At least, even just one bish. One bish.

Oh, you got a phone call. Maybe someone's team Dan. Maybe someone's called Dan. Okay, is Dan crazy to make his entire family on holiday go to sleep with blackout curtains at 4.30 in the afternoon because he didn't want to move his kids sleeping schedule? And if me calling you a bish is scaring you off, I won't do it on air. Just kidding. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Does that make Dan crazy? Dan was talking in an OnlyFans podcast yesterday and he just shared that he went over to Australia and you didn't want to change your one and a half year old sleep schedule. And it's but look as I said before if we went for longer like even if we went for five days we would have changed the sleep schedule but because we went for three nights there's no point so we're going to be- Crikey! 30 in the afternoon Australian time.

The sun is still up and really restaurants aren't even open for dinner at that point. Like Melbourne is very much a cosmopolitan city that comes alive. Okay, so we know we're Ash Stans. So Sam was saying, because they had blackout curtains, I was like, so what did you do? Did you just, I don't know, watch like a movie and chuck headphones on? He goes, no, because the light from the laptop would have woken him up. So they just, he's got food and fed his wife in the dark. Yeah, I had to put a chicken wing,

because Hannah was like, I'm hungry at 6.30 at night, so I had normal dinner time. And so I went out and got her chicken wings, and I had to like wave it in front of her face so she could bite it. Oh, that was pretty flat. So she could smell towards the chicken. At least sit in the bathroom in this bath tub or something

with the door closed. My wife would not trust me to wave meat in front of her face in the dark. Oh god, Clint. Now that's sad towards you, to be honest. The fact that she can't trust what you put in front of her. Producer Carl. You know how one of the joys of travelling

is when you go overseas, they're like, when in Rome, adopt the local culture. This dickhead can't even adopt the local time zone. Yeah, he's made a good point. There's a little bit of a difference between Rome and Melbourne though, isn't there? You might have someone on your team, Mitch maybe made a good point. There's a little bit of a difference between Rome and Melbourne though isn't there? Well, you might have someone on your team. Mitch, maybe. Doesn't adjust.

G'day guys. G'day Mitch, how you doing mate? I knew you'd be on my side. Good, how are you? Yeah, good. So when you're in Aussie, you just stay on New Zealand time? 100%. So I go over at least once a month because I'm from Melbourne. But moved over here, so I go over and see the family.

But it's just not worth changing the times. And like 4.30 is a bit dramatic. I do agree, like nothing's open before 4.30, but like I'm in bed by nine o'clock, but I'll still wake up at like 3 a.m. Aussie time, because I usually wake up at 5 a.m. here. It just saves the headache. What would you say if I said I was in bed by 4.30

in the afternoon? Is that still a little bit okay? Still a bit dramatic. Yeah, a little bit dramatic. So he is on my team, but kind of not. That guy didn't even have kids. He's just like, as an adult. True.

At least I have an excuse of having a kid. Okay, now Aisling, with most things, your team, Dan. Hello. Hey, how are you, Aisling? So usually you're you're Team Dan. Hello! Hi, Aisling. So usually you're on my team, but today you're not. No, Dan. I usually, I love Dan and I'm always Team Dan, but no. I have a one and a half year old and I would adjust her to whatever time zone that we are in.

Okay, well la-di-da. Your one and a half year old is a good sleeper. Well, otherwise, stay. Well otherwise stay home. Just stay home. You're not gonna go out and see the city. Stay home, save yourself a thousand bucks for the flights. Oh and this has pulled Elliot out of the woodwork for the first time.

For the first time. First time caller, welcome to the show Elliot. He's so angry. How's it going? Good, great Elliot. Okay, Dan, Dan you're cooked, I'm sorry. Okay, okay, yeah. It's not the first time I've been told that.

Can I ask you a real question? You went to Melbourne, that's like a three hour time difference. So if you go out for dinner with your family here, would you not stay up for dinner? Or would you just say, oh sorry guys, I've got to go to bed at four? Stop asking difficult questions. Okay? Like, because you're going over to see your brother and you're like oh sorry mate gotta go to bed at four because you know I got my one year old he'll be like if he was here right living here I'm sure you would go oh it's okay I can stay up till seven. Would you push bedtime a little late for Georgie

if family dinners happening and people are coming over at let's say 7 o'clock? Growing up in my family I had to stay up until I was passing out at the dining table and that was just normal. That's like a real New Zealand thing. Yeah, I've got photos of that. Okay well Elliot, that's your family alright? My family likes to go to bed at bang on 6.30 when George goes to sleep okay? And unfortunately, look I'm going to say it. Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it. As a wife and a mother, I'm going to just let you know now, don't say what you're about to say.

Do not blame your wife. It wasn't my wife. Thank you. If you were going to be like that, okay? Yes, no, it was Hannah. I'm going to throw her under the bus completely. If it was me and I was taking George over there, he would have been up to 9.30, we would be going out for beers.

It would have been a great time. But Hannah is a good mother, okay? And she decided to keep the time the same. Good way to frame that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. General consensus is, yeah, absolutely crazy. Someone actually did say, I saw one saying Team Dan. Oh, and then he says no jokes crazy AF

Thanks for that. Yeah. Well, okay. Maybe next time we go to Australia we'll change it up a little bit You'll go to bed at 530. Yeah Rebel all right your chance to play for 10k $10,000 in 30 seconds that hourly rate is 1.2 million dollars. So if you earn more than that, it's actually not worth your time. That's why Clint never plays. Kia ora, good morning. It is 1 past 7. No Meg today, unfortunately she's sick. So we have Ash London, a felon who's going to be looking after the show in Meg's absence when she's on MatLeave shortly. Right now your chance to play for 10k. Ash is going to give you a letter. You must

start every answer with that letter. If you can give us 10 and 30 seconds without repeating any answers you'll win $10,000. If you want to pass you can and we'll come back to it if we've got time. This morning playing is Jacinda. Good morning. Good morning. Morning Jacinda. It says here that you'd use the 10K to go to Fiji. You need a holiday, lovely. Yes, yes I would. You got kids, Jacinda. Yes, I'm very, I'm a little bit nervous.

Oh, don't be nervous, doll. Here's the thing, babe, we want you to win. We're on your team, okay? And I believe in you, babe. The bosses don't want you to win. No, no, no. Oh God, no, they don't want you to win. We're on your team. Okay and I believe in you baby. The bosses don't want you to win. Oh god no they don't. Just imagine yourself kids in the kids club you got a nice maybe some nachos one of those cocktails with an umbrella in it. Oh I've even got Fiji music like celebration music ready to go Jacinda. Okay you ready to go, Dal? Your time will start after the first question. Your letter is T.

T, the letter between S and U. T, t-t-t. Ready to go, babe? T for T and go. Okay, that's it. Good luck, good luck. Name something you wear. T-shirt.

A shape. Triangle. A school subject. Pass. A book title. Book title. Pass. An Olympic sport. Triathlon.

A cocktail. Pass. Hot food. Pass. A water animal. A fish. A fish. A fish.

A fish. A fish. A fish. A fish. A fish. A fish. A fish. A fish. A fish. A fish. A cocktail. Pass. Hot food.

Pass. A water animal. Oh babe. Oh my god. I was one of those people. Oh my god. As soon as you got a second pass, you can just feel your deflation. Yeah, and that's all it takes, hey?

One pass. A school subject could have been trigonometry or theatre studies, a book title, I would have just put The Bible. The anything. The Bible. Yeah, one of the most famous books out there. Oh, T.S. Card, oh my gosh, okay,

good luck to whoever wins that. Oh, duh. But thank you so much. Oh, can we just give her a trip to feed? No, I is bad. Oh my gosh. Okay, good luck to whoever wins that. Oh, don't. But thank you so much. Oh, can we just give her a trip to Fiji? I can play the music. There we go. Pull up! And we can just imagine we're there for a couple of seconds.

Yeah. Okay then. Hey, it's probably thunderstorms. It's the rainy season at the moment. You would have hated it. Yeah. Fiji sucks. Dange fever's gone around Fiji as well. I've heard.

Yeah. You don't want to go Dange fever. You don't want to be there, Jacinda. Alright, back again at 8 o'clock this morning. If it doesn't go by 8am Wednesday, we're going to just keep playing the game over and over and over until somebody wins $10,000 cash tomorrow. Coming up next, Postcode Playlist. It's a new segment we're doing where we write a song each week for a different place around

New Zealand. I'm learning so much about this country from these because I'm new and I listen every week. Oh that's a lot of responsibility Dan. This week a brand new place is getting a song. Postcode playlist! From the tip of Cape Brianga down to the dirty deep south of Bluff, no town is safe.

This is your Postcode playlist. Yeah Ash if you've never heard this before it's basically where we make an original song, completely original song for different places around New Zealand. And it's written by you the listener. So I haven't been to a lot of these places. So I need you to inform me about what is some of the lyrics that can go into the song. And last week we did the beautiful Rotorua. One of the jewels in the crown of the North Island.

Tourist-wise, it's where you go, isn't it? If you come to New Zealand, maybe you land in Auckland and you go to Roto-Vegas. So much to do there. Yeah, you always do the luge, get amongst the zorb. Actually, the zorb doesn't... What's the zorb? The zorb's like a big giant inflatable ball that you get inside and they push you down the mountain. Oh, no, Not for me, not for me. But you think that, but then you realise at the top they have a spark. So in the, and you sit in there and you stay nice and warm before they unzip the ball.

And when you hop in, they pour warm water into the ball. So while the ball's spinning, it feels like you're on a hydroslide. Yeah. The whole way down. Okay, now you've got me around on that now. And think of this, there's also hot bubbling water that comes out of the ground that smells like fart, and you can then bathe in that.

It's lovely, it really is quite lovely. So Rotorua, one of my favourite places, and that's why we put together a little bit of a song. Yeah, if you haven't heard the song, we'll play it for you now, and then we're going to work on a kāgō song. So this is kind of the gist of what, I would say Rotorua had a lot of people taking shots at it,

and not as many big upping it as a great tourist spot. It could have done with a few more highlights. It has some dark underbelly shit going on there, I'll be honest. Yeah. Well, this is Rotorua's anthem. Rotorua's anthem. But it closed when Covid hit Sam Cain, Jake the Muss, born in Rotorua Lava Bar, is a bar in Rotorua

Supermarket trolleys, everywhere in Rotorua Father's Day is on Sunday. On this station. What day? No it's not. It's Fadda's Day. All I know is Fadda's Day. Fadda's Day.

Fadda's Day. Fadda's Day. What day? It's Fadda's Day. No it's not. Food, I'll tell you where to go. The Valentine's or Carbon Co. Old abandoned hospital.

Where the crack heads like to go. It smells, this is true. But the smell of the food is so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. Valentine's or Carbon Co. Old abandoned hospital, where the crackheads like to go. It smells, this is true, but the sulphur's good for you. There's a lake with a view, shame it's filled with dark poo. Jason Momoa was spotted in Rotorua.

Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua. Naked car wash no more in Rotorua Wear your pajamas at the mall in Rotorua Rotorua, ha ha Rotorua, ha ha Rotorua, ha ha Rotorua, yeah So yeah, so good. It's so good. Arguably the best thing Dan's ever done for the show. Meg said second best. What was the first best? Dan's diary.

Oh yeah, very good, very good. Yeah, diary's that Dan had. I didn't even do that for the show. I wrote that when I was like 14 years old at school. Also, Ash, because you're from Australia, you might not even get the Father's Day Sunday later. I don't know what that lady's, I need to go and watch it on YouTube, I think.

Yeah, it was reverse trivia on another radio station. It was like reverse trivia, the answer is Sunday, what do you think the question might be? And all she had to say was what day is Father's Day to win? And it's a two and a half minute phone call. She just doesn't understand reverse trivia. It's iconic. Yeah, she should be on a five dollar note. That lady.

Father's Day is on Sunday. And she goes, yeah, no, you're halfway there. I'm going to say Sunday and I need you to say what day? Father's Day. She didn't watch Jeopardy growing up. Nah. She definitely didn't. And bless her for it. So this week, another place,

and we're going to the deep south of New Zealand, in Vicargill. A place where this guy was the mayor for 24 years. So you smart aleksey, get it wrong all the time. Anyway, I was mayor of Whiteham, Madison. No white tacky city. Could you please use the voice of a human? Oh Tim Shedbolt.

Is he drunk? No. I don't think he was. To be honest, yeah, he was the mayor for what? 24 years did you say? 98 to 2022. Solid effort. Iconic Invercargill person.

So we know one thing about Invercargill, because I'm a foreigner, so I'm using this as my opportunity to get to know these cities that I know nothing about. So I'm looking forward to being educated. You've got to mention the new Powerball winner, 15 million over the weekend, Invercargill winner. It's very, very deep in the South. Winner, 15 million. Yes. Over the weekend, Invercargill winner? Mm-hmm. God. It's very, very deep in the South. That's basically all I know. All I know, I've been there once.

There's a lovely mall. 0800 The Edge. If you're from Invercargill, you've been there before, what can we include in the lyrics? Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan on the text machine. Apparently, Invercargill home to the world's oldest parrot. Come on.

Who knew? Apparently, he was 80 years old. Human years? Human years. I don't know if that's parrot years or human years. I think it's human. Surely human year. That parrot's seen some shit. And it was fathering kids. What?

80. So the human heifner of the parrot world. Of course. Imagine he's in a little like velvet robe. Yeah. So cute. Yeah. Hannah, we're gonna go to you

because this is an incredible fact. What's your fact about Invercargill? So after the Kmart in Dunedin closed due to COVID, Invercargill was one of the only other Kmarts in the South Island. Okay, we'll take it. We'll take it. We will take it.

And Jan. So what did it get like, Dunedin's Kmart in the South Island. Okay, we'll take it. We'll take it. We will take it. And Dan. So what did it get like, Daniedin's Kmart Sloppy Seconds? Is that kind of what you're wanting in the song? Oh no, the Kmart in Invercargill said she's the one that wasn't Daniedin. Right, okay. She's saying it stood strong.

Yeah. And adversity, it's still there. I have a fun fact for Dan. Okay. I have a fun fact slash coincidence for Dan. I have a fun fact slash coincidence for Dan. Okay. So your partner's name is Hannah. Right.

My name is Hannah and my partner's Dan. Oof. Well now that is a coincidence. Probably won't use it in the song. But... Hahaha! It's still good though Hannah, it's still good. But I love that Hannah.

Thank you so much for your call. All good. Bye! Bless ya, bless ya. See you, man. So that's a good one. You know what, we were talking about it just before, the winning $15 million was sold in Invercargill

over the weekend for Lotto, and apparently Jigs from Super Value in Invercargill who sold the ticket joins us on the phone. Oh Jigs, how good! Jigaroo! Hello, good morning everyone. Good morning Jigs. Good morning.

So were you the actual person that sold the ticket or was it one of your colleagues? So it hasn't figured it out because we haven't seen the winner yet. Oh they haven't kind of. Once the winner comes we're definitely going to ask them who was the seller. So they haven't come forward but you know they bought the ticket at your shop? Yeah that's right, yeah, they haven't gotten. Jigs, are you gutted Jigs that you just didn't buy every ticket that your machine printed? I was saying my staff like, I worked seven days in here. I didn't buy the ticket.

I didn't get a chance to buy a ticket. Jigs, are you hoping that they give you a tip? Yeah, imagine the tip. Are you hoping that they give you a tip? Yeah, imagine the tip. Uh, don't know, probably not. No, no, no. You've got to set the precedent now, Jigs, that a tip is expected. Even 1%. $15,000 or $150,000. Well, that's good, isn't it?

Yeah, you deserve it, Jigs. You're a hard-working man. Would you be claiming it straight away, Jigs, if it was you? I would be. I you be claiming it straight away, Jigs, if it was you? I would be. I'd be straight down. If it was me, it's not straight away. I would take a little bit time, take a deep breath, and then go after a week. Much smarter way.

That experiment gets a bit grower, you know? Okay. You'd think you got a week to lose it. That's my thing. That's true, I'd be worried. Can you imagine, I'd have that laminated, you know, safe. I've already thought about this. I was like, I think I would put it in a GLAD bag, and then I would duct tape the GLAD bag to my body. To my person, safe. I've already thought about this. I was like, I think I would put it in a GLAAD bag

and then I would duct tape the GLAAD bag to my body. Yeah, and cause you don't want to rip the GLAAD, you don't want to rip the duct tape off and then it like peel all the numbers off the ticket. Although these days you buy them online. Yeah, exactly. And it's just in your email. Thanks for that Jiggs, and congratulations on the ticket.

Just a few more little quick facts. It's got the world's slowest escalator, apparently, in Invercargill. Oldest parrot mentioned that. Once the mayor banned burnouts and then did a burnout himself in his own car. Just like, one last one. I'mma be the last one. You guys can't do it, but watch me. One of the closest cities to Antarctica in the world.

That's a sick fact. That is a good fact. Chuck it in the soul. Sometimes there's cow traffic jams in Invercargill. Cheese rolls rule the South. So plenty of facts coming through. Thank you. Keep them coming as well. Three, three, four, three.

What about the water park? They've got new hydro slides. Yes, that hasn't come through, but I've been told great hydro slides. Yeah, okay. All right, well, we look forward to how many days you need to turn that one around. Oh, give me one.

One day, okay. One day is bloody good. Invercar turn that one around, Weenie? Oh, give me one. One day? Okay! One day is bloody good. And Baccarga will have their song ready tomorrow? No, Thursday. Okay, so two. So one and a half days. By one I mean two. Yeah, do you mean like 8am Thursday?

Oh, okay, two days! We're just over two days! I'll just bash out a song in two days. Two days and an hour. I'm not even cheering, Clint. Clint, Meeg and Dan. Clint, Meeg and Dan scandal. With Ashland.

With Ashland. With Ashland. With Ash not getting sheer in Clint. Ha ha ha. Clint, Migg and Dan. Clint, Migg and Dan Scandal. With Ash London. Ooh, Scandalous. Scandal, man. So we accidentally already said what this was because I've...

We have a thing in radio land called a run sheet, which is like a piece of paper and it's got the ads and the songs and the things and, you know, I've only worked in radio 15 15 years so I'm still learning how to read it. I think most people know what a run sheet is as well. I think they exist outside of radio. Hey hey don't kick her when she's down. I'm not down, I mean I just... Don't kick her while she's falling.

Oh gosh. Yeah it's very hard to kick someone while they're falling too. What a skill, what a skill. They're coming past you, you've got to clear them as they go. Yeah. they're falling to. What a skill, what a skill. They're coming past you. So I already said yeah the fans are speculating that we might get a Tay Brina collaboration with Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter. I love myself a bit of Sabrina. She's great. She's been around a very long time. I always wonder would Sabrina, I'm sure she would have, be as big as she is now if she hadn't opened for Taylor Swift on her

eras tour and all of a sudden that made her like a household name because everyone was like she must be incredible because Taylor has her opening for her around the world. There's no way that her supporting that tour didn't add at least 40 percent. Yeah you're right. Credit. But Sabrina may still have gotten to where she is now would have just taken a little bit longer maybe. We'll never know because she had that glorious moment. It was the Iris Tour, then she was dating Barry Kogin while Saltburn was a thing, and you know, they had the whole, and she's, I think she's so cool.

I think she's just made great decisions in her career. Absolutely. And you know, she was like, she was around for like 10 years before this, and she had to do the transition from like Disney star to, you know, she's very hard to do do well and people can be very unforgiving. So Taylor Swift fans are always looking for kind of clues and Easter eggs. And if it was any other artist, you'd read these articles and you'd be like, what is this?

This is not proof, but generally with Taylor it is because the littlest things people pick up on. So they've both used the same font and they've both announced new merchandise. And the merchandise, it's very, very similar. And Sabrina is using the folklore font. It pretty much looks like, like everything she's put on socials looks like

it's coming straight out of folklore. This is always very, very intentional. Their posts are going up at the same time. I think this is happening. And I think it'll be huge. So do you think it's gonna be as part of like, Taylor releasing Taylor's version of Reputation and there's an extra track on it?

Is she still doing all the versions? Now that she owns her back catalog? True. You'd think she'd finish it off, right? Yeah. Now that she's done them all, she might as well do the last, I think there's only two albums left. She needs to do Reputation and the sound title. I mean it's more money for her. Her fans will buy both.

You wouldn't just do it for the money surely because. I would. Your Taylor Swift. No amount of money would be enough money for me. I reckon that would be so addictive. Do you know how much insurance is on a Ferrari? Why? Did she say generous? You know it gives away a little money. There a little bit. I guess the produce could find it was Taylor and Sabrina singing espresso together. If you want to see how their voices may already mesh. That audio recorded on a potato. Yeah.

Thanks for that, Kyle. Great audio, man. I got you, guys. He asked it very quickly to get that right. Yeah. Thanks for that great audio man. Hang on up, I got you guys. He asked it very quickly to get that right. It's impressive. It's another funny thing he said in my ears while you guys were chatting. He goes, got some audio mate. It's not great but it's something. But I couldn't pre-listen to it so I'm like, I'll give it a jam buddy.

You've already found it. That should be the catch cry of this show. It's not great, but it's something. It's something. We'll take it. We're putting something to it. Yeah. We're giving it a bash. All right, Meg's big baby bet is up next. You could win 500 bucks.

Possibly 500 bucks in line if you're the closest to wait date sex. Oh yeah. I know what the sex is though. Because I did a special hippie witchy test on her. Oh right. Oh, did ya? And it never lies. Oh, okay, maybe Ash can let us know what the witchy test was and what it came back at.

Does Megan know you did that? Or is it one of those secret? She was there at the time. No, no, no, I didn't have to like, steal her hair and put it in a cauldron. Okay, good. With her underwear or something. Funny you talk about Megan stealing hair,

because she did do that from her next boyfriend once. She would. Or stole his underwear. No, his hair. Oh, right. I don't know what's worse. I think he had a haircut and she picked it up off the ground and kept it in a little keepsake.

That's right, yeah, she's still got that too. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. It mattered, I was like, did he have dreads? And she was like, no, I've just had it for a long time. Weirdo. But we love you.

All right, headline's in three, and then we will give you a chance to score yourself 500 bucks with Meg's big baby bet. You can bet on everything these days, why not? It's the edge. The Clint Megan Dan Podcast. You want to have a crack at Meg's unborn second child? Date, weight, sex, who has closest wins 500 dollars.

I think that's so fair. Like, believe it. You ugly baby. Yeah, give us a score. Oh, 100 edge and you'll be in the running to score 500 bucks and the big baby bit. I have a bit of inside information though because I had this special test that my bestie Emma taught me. Where if you are someone who, a woman, you pull your own hair out, it has to be your own hair, so you pull out your head and then you get a gold ring and you put it on your hair so you've kind of got a bit of a pendulum, right? Okay, sounds witchy.

You're holding it, you're very witchy. And then you rub the wrists with a bit of cloth or just the edge of your top, and then you hold the ring on the hair kind of above your wrists like a pendulum. Yeah, right. If it swings back and forth, it's a boy. And if it goes in circles, it's a girl. Now you don't just do it when you're pregnant. You can do it for anyone. So for me, when I did it,

first of all, it went back and forth, and I'd already had a boy this time, so that's great. And then it did the circles. So if I was gonna believe this, it would say I'm gonna have a boy then a girl. And then the third time I did it, it didn't move. So that tells us two kids, a boy then a girl. What happens if Dan or I tried it?

Well, I don't think it only works if you've got a uterus. Clint, it only works. Pulling your hair out and waving it over your wrist only works if you've got a uterus, Clint. It's very scientific. Otherwise, that's where I felt like the hole in your theory was. Like if it just did on everybody, if it only does it on... Well, I've never tried it on a man,

but hey, don't ruin this with details. Anyway, I went on a little playdate last week with Meg and Daisy. We went to Bounce, for a bit of a bounce, and I was like, ah, let me do the test. And it said, girl first, great, she's got Daisy. And then, and this is, it said boy. And then it said nothing, so girl, boy. And Meg won't mind me saying that, because it's not like she's done a real-

How do we know that it's not saying that her next one, so this one is girl and then the third one will be boy? No, no, it doesn't- It doesn't work like that? As all your children, as in like first, second, third, until it's done. We did it to my mother-in-law who had a girl then a boy, then a boy then a girl, and then nothing and that's what it said. Were you doing it over your wrist or Meg's wrist?

No, you hold it over the woman's wrist. Sounds like a lot of work, okay. You're just making it complicated, all your questions. It's very easy. It sounds crazy. And it's very specific. Okay, so if it's gonna be a boy, then we had a few incorrect guesses yesterday.

I think it's gonna be on the 1st of July, it's gonna be a little girl, and I think I said 3.2 kilos. On 4th of July. Okay. Yep, and the pin is. Nine down kilos. I'm 4th of July. Okay. 9lb 2kg. A wee boy. A boy!

Okay. Okay, I think you're going to go next Wednesday. No! Go see a boy. Okay. Be 9lb 15lb. Oh for God's sake! She's almost a 10lb baby!

Yeah. I think I said it was going to be 47lb at one point. I forgot to put a decimal point in the middle. I think you said 95 actually. Yeah, 95 was it? She's having a 14 year old come climbing out. Yeah, I think she's having a 14 year old come climbing out. I think she's having a 14 year old come climbing out. I think she's having a 14 year old come climbing out. I think she's having a 14 year old come climbing out. I think she's having a 14 year old come climbing out. I think she's having was going to be 47 pounds at one point. I forgot to put a decimal point in the middle. I think you said 95 actually.

Yeah, 95 was it? Yeah, I was listening. She's having a 14 year old come climbing out. Yeah, I'd been getting a sharp knife and having an elective C-section. So I'm looking at the previous guesses. Most people are thinking it's going to be a girl. She's already got a girl, so there's girl vibes hanging around in people's minds. Yeah, and I think the babe might show up on Meg's birthday, end of July.

July 24th. All right, Kevin's gonna have a crack at it. Kevin, you need to first pass the quiz, which is crowning or climax. I'm gonna play you some audio that Meg sent us. This is audio of Meg, and you have to guess which one it is, if you're correct, you can ever guess. Here it is.

Okay. Oh, Meg. Oh. Hey. That was Meg crowning. I'm so uncomfortable listening to that. guess which one it is if you're correct you can ever guess here it is okay is that Meg? I'm so uncomfortable listening to that well Meg sent it so one more time breathing with an ow ow what do we think that is crowning yes

she's done it alright Kevin, date, weight, Six, what do you got? We'll check you in the sweet six. Sorry to say, but I think it's gonna be a boy at 10 ounces. No, 10 pound 14 ounces. Holy! 10 pounds for a bloody hell! It was just stop...

Oh my goodness me. Condemning her vagina to a slow and painful death. Let's get some nice 7, 8 pounds in. Okay, he's got 4th of July as well. Okay, 4th of July which is very, very soon. Largest baby born in NZ. I've got to find out what that is because, oh yeah, 16 pounds. Okay, you're still, Kevin, you're still a poor woman.

Well off the record. That is like, that's 7.4 kilos. That's three of my babies, but he was the 2.4 kilos. My goodness me. Okay so there's another guess in the bag. Wow. I mean. It took three hours to administer the epidural for this poor lady. The baby was almost two feet long. Hopefully Meg doesn't have a baby that quite that big. 16 pound 4 ounces. I'm speechless.

The government should give that woman like some sort of a special grant or something. Can you pull out some of your hair and see if I'm gonna have a baby and what sex it would be? No, do you have a uterus Dan? I don't know. Can you hear tell me? Imagine. Hell of a way to find out.

Goes to the doctor, doctor I've got a uterus. What do you mean? A've got a uterus. What do you mean? A ring in her hair told me. It's 13 to 8, coming up next. Ash London was doing something a lot with her husband when they first got together and isn't doing it very much at all now. Sassy.

And I actually can relate as well sadly. Okay, we'll see how Dan feels about it. If it has anything to do with sex, probably not. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. So I've been married for seven years boys, my lovely husband Adrian. Have you got the itch? The seven year itch? You know what?

I think I was maybe getting the itch but then it disappeared. If I did get itch it was very, very quick. He's probably listening now. So when I say I had the itch, I mean, it was more of a little scratch, a little knotty. So when we first got together, we showered together every shower. Like morning showers together,

nighttime showers together, just hanging out. If he got in the shower, I'd be like, my body just knew I'd be naked one second late in the shower, I'd be like, my body just knew, or I'd be naked, one second late in the shower. And we'd talk about things. It was kind of how we did our catch-ups, because it's very intimate. Especially with kids, it's like you're only alone time sometimes that you get, like away from children.

Well, it's funny you say that, because now that we have a kid and we're seven years in, we never shower together anymore. And I don't know why, because we had a shower together this week by chance. And it was like old times. We bonded, we'd be like, how are you going, what's going on? I soaked his back for him. At one point I get him to do this thing where he holds my boobs, not in a sexual way. I've got a small back and big boobs. Not for you maybe. For us it's always a sexual way. That got a small back and big boobs. Not for you maybe. For us it's always a sexual way.

That's a risky maneuver for him. I don't even know how I would hold them in a non-sexual way. I'll be like you sure Ash. Do I grab them by the tip and hold them high with finger and thumb? I don't know. He puts his hands up like a shelf in front of me and I just kadoong them on just like plonk them on. Oh yeah that's risky for me. And it's really, it's quite a relief because they're quite heavy. So he's holding my boobs and he goes, man, these are heavy. I go, I know, I would really love to get a reduction.

And he goes, well, you should do that, babe. And I was like, but I think I want to. So we made the agreement, which is a huge agreement. Yeah, that is. And I think it was because we'll be in the shower and it's this time of intimacy and a little like steamy nook. Yeah. And we don't do it anymore and it makes me sad.

But if you're like, you know, you've got all this adrenaline pumping around and stuff, is it kind of like when you make decisions when you're out drinking? And then the next day you're like, oh we're not doing that. Oh, like if I really want something, get him to hold my titties and then be like, But I really need you to brace your diamond bracelet. Us agreeing to things after six beers, you know, I feel like us agreeing to things holding boobies is kind of very similar vein for me. I don't just mean the boobies thing.

I mean in general showers. I know that you and Jay would definitely still be showering together. You really give me that vibe. Yeah, but she doesn't like how the... because of our height difference, she doesn't like how the water hits my shoulder. Splashes on you. Splashes in her face. She's like, you're making my hair wet.

You're making my hair wet. You're making my hair wet. And then I will happily soap her up and make it easier to get those harder to reach areas. Very kind of you. What a guy. That's the sort of husband-y as he is, does all that stuff. But then it's like, because I do that for her,

she finishes showering first and then hops out and I'm like, oh yeah, I'm still dirty. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, return the favour please. I've got some hard to reach spots. I'm not very flexible. I can't say I shower. I could count on one hand the amount of times Hannah and I have showered together. Even when you were dating? Yeah. What about post-coital? I go off, no I go alone to the shower. Oh, that's so sad. It is quite sad, isn't it?

But I didn't know that that was a common thing. Well, for us it was very common and I want to bring it back. Okay. Maybe I should try it tonight. Maybe I could do the boob shelf move and see what happens. Just ask her, hey babe, do you need me to hold your boobs? I would love a play by play, post-charting the shelf boob move from you. Okay, I'll give it a go. So you do it in like hands together, prop up? I would love a play-by-play post-charting the shelf boo move from you.

Okay, I'll give it a go. So you do it in like hands together, prop up? Hands out and then I just prop them on top and then she'll feel the relief on her shoulders. Okay. Okay, yay or nay, you're making big decisions in the shower together, is that a- Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. I think Ash, you've inspired Dan to do a couple shower. Yeah, well you Ash and the listeners as well.

So many texts coming through saying that they shower together quite a lot in a couple situation. It's lovely. Yeah, and I, to be honest, Hannah, my wife and I, have just never really done it. So tonight I'm gonna- How are you gonna approach it though? Because do you wait till she's in and then say,

oh, can I come in? Or do you say, do you wanna have a shower together? I'm gonna bring up the water bill. Okay. And go, the gas bill is costing us a bit of money. Let's trial tonight, doing it together in the shower. Nice. Yeah. And see how that's.

Doing it together implies you want to do more than just have a shower. So be careful with your choice of words. Okay. So shower together then I'll be clear. You can offer to like, you know, do you want me to wash your back? Yeah. I've got some hard to reach places. Yeah, no, no, don't talk about your own hard to reach.

Just make it all about her. My wife will be, I think she just likes her alone time, having a shower, and just peace and quiet. She'll see me stripping down, and then she'll see the speed of her shower to try and get out before I can get out. She's still got shampoo in her. No, no, I'll just leave it in. No, just leave it in shampoo, babe.

I'll just leave it in, it's fine. So the key is to go, if she's already show sharing, I'll get in straight away, like as soon as she turns the share on, so she has no time to wrap things up. Alright, Easy Money is up next. Your chance to play for 10k. If it doesn't go by this time tomorrow at 8am Wednesday morning, it becomes Wednesday, and we are going to just keep playing back to back after every song, we'll give you another chance to win $10,000 until somebody is $10,000 richer on the show tomorrow. Can't wait. But it could go next.

Straight into it. Ash London filling in for Megga is going to give you a letter. You must give us 10 answers starting with that letter. If you can do it in 30 seconds you will leave here $10,000 richer no double ups you can pass we've got time we'll come back. Playing this morning Samara joins us from Christchurch. Morning Samara. Good morning how's it going? Oh my gosh. Good. You got some student loans babe they need to be paid off.

100% yeah I would for sure pay off the rest of my student loans. Student loans, niggly eh? It takes forever. It took me like six years to pay off my student loans. Why isn't the government just paying for us to have an education? Come on. Yeah, come on. What did you study, Samara? I studied international business at UC. Okay, well hopefully there's an international business related question up. Ten questions and your time's going to start after I ask the first question.

You ready to roll, babes? Yeah, I'm ready. Your letter is R for rabbit, OK? OK. First up, a flower. Rose. A brand of car. Um... Pass.

Something in your desk. A roller. A music band. Pass. A city. A brochure. A pest. Pass. A pest. A...

A pass. Something you have to pay for. A ring. Yep, and oh yeah. She got rent. Oh yeah, unfortunately Samara too many passes. Yeah. A brand of car, Rolls Royce, Renault, Range Rover. A music band, you could have said Red Hot Chili Peppers or Radiohead.

Two grand bands. Rascal Flats. Rascal Flats. The pressure is crazy. And we've tried in the past to play spa music and calm down the caller, but I think it makes it worse. Yeah. Just know Samara, it's not you. It's just the pressure that gets to you.

Don't beat yourself up about it. Okay, other people have been worse than you. That's right. Yeah. No, thanks guys, that's awesome. That's what you want to hear. Don't beat yourself up about it. Okay other people have been worse than you People even worse than you All right back again seven o'clock well actually this afternoon as well with Java's and three but we'll play again at seven if it hasn't gone by then this time tomorrow. It becomes Wednesday We're gonna keep playing after every single song until somebody wins $10,000 tomorrow Ash. It's your lucky day because later this week We're gonna be doing I I actually think this is gonna be a New Zealand radio first possibly a world first

We're gonna be doing a stunt this Friday that I think someone could possibly lose their life if it goes wrong. Oh I hope not. Yep. Oh I hope not. You could be involved in this somehow. I want out. Would you let Dan jump you with his car? Probably not.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky boo. Let us get you up to speed with what Dan is going to be doing on Friday after he ran his mouth yesterday, Ash. Classic Dan. I always should stop running that thing, eh? Yeah, just keep it shut, but not between the hours of sex and that, because we need to talk, but other than that. That's the issue though, that's the problem.

He got a new battery for his very expensive $600 remote control car. $600?! Yes! Yeah, it's not a toy, Ash, it's a real man's... Or woman's, I guess you could play... A remote control car. This is not for kids. What do you do with it? Well, he thinks- Drive it around really fast.

And he said it could also do this. Jumping three people's not cool. No, but I'll tell you what is. 10 people. 10 people. 10. This is where the running the mouth issue comes in. 10 people. Dan. That's where the running the mouth issue comes in. I do see, I understand now.

Dan thinks his car is fast enough to hit a ramp and jump over 10 people. And it got legs very, very quickly. We already have one person who is going to be laying down in that list of 10. Dan's wife. So this Friday, we dared Dan to put his money where his mouth is and jump the second most important thing in his life, second to his remote control car, that is, his wife.

I thought this was gonna be him going off, doing his thing, you know, and I could get like a little bit of time to myself, and now I'm getting roped into four-stop. Will Dan jump his nearest and dearest, or will he end up on the couch? Find out Friday, 8 a.m. on The The Edge Breaky with Clint, Meg and Dan. The Edge.

Have you seen this done? Like someone on YouTube with your specific brand of car been able to achieve this feat? No, I think this is probably the first time it's been done. If I'm honest. But it only weighs two kgs. Still wouldn't. So it's not going to kill someone, is it?

Have you got it here? Can you show Ash? Because he's going to be driving it. I think he needs to hit the ramp at about 50 kilometres an hour. So if you're laying down and at a 50 kilometre an hour remote control car and this size, which is the size I think of a decent size gym bag, hit you in the face.

Now you're gonna have to contain yourself cause it's a pretty cool looking car. I'm sure. If you can keep your hands to yourself and not put them all over damn And you say you go bloody huge. What about the car though? Yeah, so that's it there I'm holding it up if I can explain it to you listening at home It's a big orange like kind of SUV. It's got flame like things down the side. This thing can go

100 kilometers per hour shut up And it will jump on Friday, hopefully 10 people and they'll all survive. Oh my gosh. If it goes wrong though, I feel like there could be injuries at least. Do people get like mouth guards or like masks or something? Or some sort of... Yeah, the boss was talking about that.

I'd be listening to the boss. Maybe for like the last four people in the line. Oh, I definitely do not want to be one of the last four people if I was involved in this. I don't think we're going to get health and safety across it because they're just fun sponges, aren't they, health and safety? That car is huge, Dan. When you said it was going to be a remote control car,

I thought it was one of those little piddly things that kids use. Is anyone free on Friday after eight and would like to entrust Dan enough that they would like to lay down? Because we do have another nine spots to fill before Friday. I'm even interested if someone's willing to sacrifice an item of theirs and put it underneath. So instead of like them laying down or a person,

it's like their grandma's ashes or- Their Xbox. Their Xbox or something like that that is really meaningful to them. Put that in the line up. Can you imagine if someone put their grandma's ashes and then the car lands on the ashes and then the ashes go all over the other people

and then Hannah has got like a dead person's ashes in her hair. She would never forgive you. What a great bit of radio. But the trust to let Dan jump your nana's ashes it shows immense trust in Dan's ability. Probably too much. Okay, well, myself, Megan Dan actually caught up with a mathematician, actually a doctor

in mathematics, Dr Melissa Tacey. She gave us a bit of a rundown on how big the ram needs to be, how quick Dan needs to be going. Oh, the mathematical logistics. And the room for error involved. And how far the ashes will go if we hit them. That's next. And we'll also let Ash London spin the wheel

and find out what number she's going to be in the lineup on Friday. Oh, OK. McCartney. Nice way to tell me that I'll be doing it too. You're next to the ashes. See you. Clint, Meg and Dan.

He's going to be jumping 10 people or at least very valuable items amongst people with his remote-controlled car. We have Dr. Melissa Tacey weighing in on the mathematical equation, the size of the ramp and the speed in which Dan will need to hit it to actually achieve this feat so it's not just luck of the draw. And this is what Melissa had to say about how tricky it's going to be and Dan's margin of error. The key thing in this math is you need to know the speed, the angle and then that tells you the range about how far you can go. Okay. So how far do you think you want to jump in meters? Ten people laying down

down next to each other. So then how much is the average width of a person is kind of your question A. Okay. Yeah how wide am I? Oh I'm not answering that. I see that trip. I would say seriously though about a meter would be enough. Okay so you want to jump for about 10 meters. Let's say a safe speed of about 50 km per hour. Okay, so giving that, if you're putting it at about 16 degrees, that will give you a good range if you can hit 50 km per hour. Okay, so Kyle can just build a ramp that is a 16 degree gradient, and if Dan's doing 50 km per hour, he will land how far past the last person? Yeah, I'm just Numbers back into this thing Calculate that brain projects about ten and a half

Not much leeway if you're a wide person not much leeway, maybe want to make that a bit bigger Oh, I do like the fact that the car lands with a half a meter So the whole time we're like, this is gonna make it a bit bigger. Although I do like the fact that the car lands with half a metre, so the whole time we're like, ugh, this is gonna make it. A bit of jeopardy. I do like that, but that comes down to Dan making sure the car is at velocity, like 15 kilometres an hour.

I mean, how much does this car weigh? I mean, it does not, it affects the mathematics, but I think the people might care if you were gonna be laying underneath. Let me just do some quick Googling. So Dan, you have to get up to 50k, but this car can go up up to you said about a hundred k but you need to know how quickly you can get up That's you know, how quickly can you get it? Yeah Dan how quick that I can get it up pretty quickly

I think if you give me a run up of like three seconds, it's four point six pounds Two point one six kgs apparently two point one kgs hitting your face isn't going to be fun. Mmm. At 50 km an hour. Yeah, that's quite scary isn't it? Would you be confident enough to back your stats and your maths to lay underneath the car and be one of the 10 people that lies down? Mmm.

If I saw some of those early trials to see that it is actually getting up to speed on the ramp, then I would back it. Without being 100% sure about how much speed is lost into that ramp, I'd be a bit worried because speed, it goes into the equation twice, so you multiply by speed twice. So a slight change in speed can really, really change things. Yeah, okay. All right, so if I can get it up and you can see that that happens, you will be there on the day.

Yeah. You knew what you were doing. That's all we need to know. So Ash, what we've got in the studio is a winning wheel, okay? Could be a losing wheel for you as well, because I'm going to spin it. You're going to be laying down. It's going to reveal whereabouts in the line-up you're going to be laying. So obviously I'm gonna spin it. You're gonna be laying down. It's gonna reveal whereabouts in the lineup you're gonna be laying.

So obviously I want a lower number. You do, yes. Yeah, 10 is gonna be right at the end of the jump. Would you like Dan to spin on your behalf? Aye, I trust him. Okay. And there's also you choose as well in there. So if it lands on a you choose, you can choose where you.

Here we go. Also, 0800 edge if you wanna be in the lineup. Ash doesn't, but has no choice. Okay. You choose. Oh, 800 Edge, if you wanna be in the lineup, Ash doesn't, but has no choice. Okay. You choose. Oh, you gotta you choose. Ooh. Now, number one is already gone.

That is Dan's wife Hannah. Can I snake it from Hannah, or is that? Ooh, if you want a cat fight on the day. Yeah. I do not. Okay. Um, look, I'm relatively fit and healthy. I'm gonna go, I'll go halfway in the middle. OK. I want to be generous.

I want to be generous to the other people that... I want to encourage people to get involved in a safe way. OK. So I'll go number five. So you're in the middle. OK. Ash is taking it. Number five. So we need the rest of the line-up put in place. So who want to be there? Laura, sorry, I just tuned in halfway through.

I thought you guys were talking about Dan's real car. It's gonna jump in when it's Kia Sportage. I mentioned that! I'm not adverse to that. If we want to do it, I'll do it. No skin off my nose. One of our favourite comedians, Guy Montgomery, is back in the country, he's gonna be touring around here,

and you'll also know him from the very successful show, not only here but also in Australia, Guy Montgomery's Spelling Bee. Always subital these shy little guys do honest work behind the skeins for the benefit of the wha-hole. Without silent letters things would be chaos but we can know who you are and Daman, we love you. One of our favourite comedians, Guy Montgomery, joins us in studio. Yes, I do. Kia ora. Kia ora. Yeah, I'm in the studio. Good to see you. And it's good to see you too, Daman.

You know what, I've seen Guy many times over the weekend. I went to Melbourne just for the long weekend for Matariki to spread the word. Oh, you told Australia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have landed well. Yeah. They loved it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes would have landed well. Yeah, they loved it. They loved it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, and you were everywhere over there. Lots of billboards of you. Oh, yes. Yeah, I saw one on the way to the airport, them saying Spelling Bee. That's amazing. Yeah. That's so cool, I haven't even seen those.

Have they run that pasture? No, they don't. Yeah. But, you know, I wouldn't tell them not to do it. No. We made, yeah, the Spelling Bee, a new season of the Australian. Gohmry's Gohmry's Spelling Bee just came out.

And the ABC, this has been a big hit for them. So it seems like they've gone ballistic. Now you're also taking your comedy tour to Auckland in August? Yes. On the 15th. I'm going to take it to Auckland, where I live, on August the 15th. I'm going to leave my house. I'm going to go to the Kiri Takanawa Theatre at the Altaiaawa Theatre at the Aotea Centre. Yeah, it is too long to walk. I'll probably, I'll drive I reckon.

Yeah. And I'll look forward to park the parking around that area. It's a joy. Yeah, so I'll park underneath there. I'll pay whoever owns that real estate a shit ton of money. Sorry for cussing. Yeah, I think it's Wilson. He owns it doesn't he? Oh I'll tell you what that guy Wilson is a criminal isn't he? Can we say that? Yeah when I lived out in Christchurch I think Wilson when like every building that fell down they just make it a Wilson car park. They can't import the land they must just lease the land and then you're paying like $10 to park in a pothole for now. It used to drive me crazy. It's true. Yeah. And none of this is in the show, by the way.

This is all just off the cuff. This parking roof? Yeah, don't worry about it. The name of your show, I've noticed so many things it'd be unfair to keep them to myself. What are lots of the things or some of the things you've noticed lately? Well, I'll tell you a secret.

You got to submit the show title before you submit the show. So what I do, I go broad and I think, what is a catch-all for anything that I could think of? And... They say, talk about what you know. That is exactly what they say. So far, you know a lot about parking. Yeah, and I cannot emphasise enough, that's not in there.

You've obviously had a lot of success in Australia, because a lot of the New Zealand comedians are now doing a lot of work over in Australia. Melanie Bracewell below as well. I mean Ursula, one of them as well, she's doing so well over there. And I've seen a lot of you and Chris Parker on tour. How did that love affair start over there? Because you guys are just, you're staying together, you're rooming together. Well we met in doing Snort, which was an improv show in Auckland, and we got along Gangbusters and then we used to go over when a lot of the New Zealand comedians were all

still living in Auckland, we'd go over and we'd stay in a bigger flat or apartment or whatever for the Melbourne Comedy Festival, which was a month. And then after COVID, you know, circumstances changed and it got whittled down to just Chris and I going over. We shared an apartment in 2022, it would have been. Are you still with Chelsea, your partner? Yeah, I am. It got whittled down to just Chris and I going over. We shared an apartment in 2022, it would have been. Yeah. Are you still with Chelsea, your partner? Yeah, I am.

That is a crazy breakfast radio question. That would have been awkward if you said no. What if I said no? No, because I was just wondering. That's one of the most mental strategies I've seen. Also, that was like you were somewhere else and then suddenly you had something and you're like, hey, you used to go out with that person you used to go out with?

Are you still with your partner? Yeah he is. How things at home? Chris Baga is openly gay. And I wonder what that was like. I can't believe it. He came out. When he goes and lives with another dude for a month that would be like my wife letting me go and live with some attractive woman and she's self-controlled. No, well Chris and I together,

we're rooting the entire month. Yeah. Okay. Hey. Appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. I like that the entry to that question was, first of all, are you still with your partner?

As though if I wasn't, I would destroy Chris's marriage. Yes. Because I'm now single. No. Yeah. I've laughed so much. Oh man, you're hilarious. Yeah. and I would destroy Chris's marriage because I'm now single. I've laughed so much. Oh Matt, you're hilarious. Well, thank you so much. It's been one of life's simple treasures to be here

and I'm so happy to announce to your listeners that Chelsea and I are still together. Yeah. That's a burning question. But I'm still here. I still live here and I'm performing here on August the 15th. Auckland.

In Auckland at the Kiritikanawea Theatre. Yeah, tickets on sale now. The big time, we've got lots of them for you. Okay, thank you so much guys. Thanks for having me, appreciate it. The A-Lister list is up next. It is the most controversial argumentative game in radio. Ash, are you ready for some awkwardness?

I love awkwardness. Oh my god, Clint and I, Clint punched me once after this game. Whatever. Well don't punch me, Punch him, not me. Dan has said some of the meanest things he's ever said to me in our three year long friendship... Geez. ...during the ad break or songs of this game. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me though Clint.

Okay? Remember that. Why are you crying? I don't know. Okay? Remember that. Am I crying? Clip, Meg and Dan. ABC, easiest one. Okay. Things are about to get heated guys.

Ash is going to throw out three celebrities. And then Dan and I will try and come to an agreement on whether they sit in an A-list category, B-list or C-list. Very rarely do they fall into the C. And you can weigh in if you think one of us is absolutely cooked yeah I think it is important that you weigh in as well in the text 3343 back us up or say we're cooked like

trying I guess you're trying to persuade one of us and Ash by all means weigh in as well if you like. I ain't weighing in I don't want to get in the middle of you two. I've got so much emotion. I've got three names here. The first one, Jason Statham. B. And he's lucky to be on B. Jason Statham is the highest grossing actor on the planet. He's grossed more money than any other actor on the planet. But Statham could be walking down the road in the middle of Queen Street or any street in New Zealand.

And most people wouldn't know who he is. Do you know what I think because of his last name he makes it hard for people I say if I'm thinking if my parents would recall who he is, Statham, they'd be like which movie, which guy? He's not a household name. So we're agreeing on a B? I think we're agreeing on a B. Yeah. Okay next up. Okay Katie's just said if Jason is a B I'm changing stations. See you later Katie. Aww. I'm so polite.

Hold on Katie there's two more names. Yeah. I think he's an A. Really? People love Jason Statham. Everything he touches turns to gold. I agree but he's not an A-lister. Okay.

If we are going by the, if he walks around in public are people losing their minds? Maybe only half would. Okay next up. It really does depend on how you define an A-lister. I think I define if 95 people out of 100 would know who he is. Karina's saying he's a C. Karina, get off it, Dal.

Good on you, Karina. Thanks for your opinion. It does bring out passion in people, doesn't it? Okay, can I move on? Or are we still talking? No, no, I or we agree on that we were agreeing be Paul Rudd a Lister interesting hey you were straight isn't he like the ant or something a couple years ago was voted sexiest man

alive okay David Schwimmer doesn't get A, who was Ross, and Paul Rudd played Phoebe's boyfriend a few times. Who is Mike? He's made a very good point. Dan, marijuana is not legal in New Zealand yet. You need to stop smoking that stuff. There is absolutely no way that Paul Rudd, again, he is one of the most bankable stars on the planet. He's number two after Jason Statham.

And he is very recognisable. Because he's looked the same for 25 years. He hasn't changed. He hasn't aged. I will admit, when Ash said Paul Rudd, for a few seconds I had to try and work out who he was. I had to like, oh, that's right. His face didn't come to me instantly. I think Paul Rudd is an A-lister.

I have to agree with you. He is an A-lister. He is very much an A-lister. He is almost the epitome of an A-lister. Clint, you're high if you think he's a B. Let's go to Brian just quickly. Brian. Brian, are you disagreeing with Paul Rudd? Are you disagreeing against me or against Dan? Mate, Jason Statham is so much better than Paul Rudd.

You are smoking hechies. Statham! If I tripped over Statham in the street, I'd go, sorry Baldi, I'm moving on. That's on you! I don't know who he is. That's on you because you're not a man's man. See, Brian, at least I'm consistent. I put them both in B. Dan's placement doesn't make sense. He went, Statham B, and then he's gone, Rudd A.

You're all over the place. It's like you're just shooting in the dark. Those people that have texted through Statham as an A are cooked. You guys do not deserve to have any opinion. David Swimmer, come on mate, he's a D-lister. Oh get out of here Brian! The family you talk for too long! He even called him David Swimmer. That's a little bit of a regarded. Last one!

Okay. Last one I know is contentious. Oh dear. One of the biggest movie stars of the 90s and 2000s. But is he now? One of the most bankable movie producers and actors on the planet. Shhh, dad, look at me, swan. Adam Sandler.

A all day. Yeah, he's an A. It's an A for me too. Yeah, he's an A-lister. Adam Sandler. The amount of work that guy has done over the years is unbelievable. Yeah, no, Adam Sandler is an A-lister. He's part of the vernacular because we quote him so often. Yeah. Okay, so we can put to bed Adam Sandler then because we all agree. Yeah, absolutely.

But it looks like Statham, there's a lot of chat around him being an A-lister. Yeah. And some chat was, we still haven't agreed on Paul Rudd. Who would you be more willing to move on Dan? Paul Rudd to B or Statham to A? I think I would be I would Wiggle Rudd to a B a high B, but Statham staying at B that Baldi can stay there He'd smash you for saying that. What do you know? He's an actor. Okay. He's buff. He may be. Statham and Rudd, where do they go? A or B, 0800 the A.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Lot of contention over Jason Statham and Paul Rudd. Yeah, Jason Statham in particular. God, there's some angry people out there that it just goes to show you what a Jason Statham fan is like. Quite a sad individual. Kim Eadid.

Do you know what? He's had so many so many movies love him and they just watch. Yes, so many. He was in the Fast and Furious franchise. He did Meg. Clint was saying to meet the movie. Transporter. He's done one, two, three, four and five. I think. Yeah, I know. I talked to any British accent. Don't he like that? He's always a bit of a every time my husband is left alone.

I walk in and he's watching inevitably with Jason Statham film. And I'm not saying he's not cool. I'm sure he's great in movies. But he's not an A-list. He's just not. I feel bad. I gotta move my pick. I'm moving them up to A. I realised I did them dirty and I was wrong. And may I just say again, highest grossing actor on the planet. And so Ash, just to be clear, you would put him at an A as as well So I'm the only person here thinking stay things a bay hold on maybe not maybe Graham agrees with you Dan morning Graham morning Graham I'm gonna go yeah, yeah Graham better now talking to you. What do you think? Oh?

Don't be Dan's a shit for brains That's a different secret Graham That's a different secret grab Amazing he's a great actor and and Dan see you look like a badly cut Did he say it badly? Yeah, I think so. Alright, Graham is wild. Thanks to you Graham, I'm off to get a haircut after the show. Do you have to go to a Brazilian waxing place to get it? I'm not going there anymore. Graham has unstable energy, but you have provided us with many laughs, Graham. So I'm going to send you a doll bus to Karate Kid Legends.

It's in cinemas Thursday. Hold there, bro. I love you Grave, it is great even though you said that about my hair. Great stuff. Okay Sarah good morning. Good morning. All right who are we disagreeing with? Who needs to go where with the A-lister list? As far as I'm concerned Jason Statham is definitely an A. Every action film he does is out of this world. David Swimmer is an A all day. I mean, friends have still been... Oh jeez, with that new philosophy of credibility I've hung up on him. Oh Sarah!

I liked her! She was so confident. She backed herself in and I love that in a woman. Anybody that thinks Swimmer is an A-lister... Swimmer? You know you're saying Swimmer. Only because the caller before said swimmer. Okay, Bevy, what do you reckon?

Jason Statham, have we done him dirty by putting him at a B? Should he be higher? Definitely. Definitely. Okay. I'm so surprised by this. Yeah, you there Bevy?

Oh, can you hear me? Yeah, we gotcha. I was just gonna say, he started off as a diver in the 90s So definitely the boomers would know him. They needed lock stock and two smoking barrels All the years even my kids know who he is he's done like Transformers He's definitely an a-list you can be you do good stuff and still be in the B-list though. It doesn't mean...

He's been in Olympian, he's been at the top of his game in cinema for 20, 25 years. Did he win gold though? Okay, I'm gonna give you... How many Olympics did you go to, Dan? I'm gonna play a little clip and there's gonna be a few seconds to tally up the votes, Ash, and give us the final verdict

on where Jason's statham sits. Rule one, never change the deal. Deal is transportation for three men with a combined weight of 234 kg. Okay. I've done the mathematics and 85% of customer feedback has come through. Jason Statham is an A-lister.

It's a bastard. Unbelievable. He's on the same category as Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Jason Statham. Yeah, he is. What a sad day. You need to accept it. What a sad day.

Yeah. And what do we put Paul Rudd at B? We left him at A, I believe. Good, because Paul Rudd deserves to be at an A. Jason Statham, in my opinion, does not. I would say Paul Rudd would be a B plus A minus. Yeah, yeah, if we were getting picky with that. And then Tom Cruise A plus Jason Statham A.

Okay, Katie said she'd tune out if Jason Statham was put at a B. She's just texted and saying, I'm back now. I don't think you ever left, Katie. No, someone messaged her. Someone said, hey Katie, you can turn it back on. They said, okay, she's turned back. Isn't Katie the same person that said

Jason Statham is a one? I was like, that's a gain, a different gain. Yeah, it's a different one. Oh, it's Kate Lynn, sorry, different Katie. So there we go, Statham is a one. I was like, that was a game, a different game. Yeah, it's a different one. Oh, it's Kate Lynn, sorry, different Katie. So there we go, Statham here goes onto the list of A-listers. Statham is an A, and Dan's going to get a haircut right after the show. Yep.

No more minge here for me. Look at that. Oh. Clint, Meg and Dan. Yeah, be fun, I like you guys. I think you're genuinely funny. Yeah, oh, it's back at ya. Yeah, thanks guys.

Well we're about to find out a lot about you, probably very quickly, and especially here with your love language, Chet GPT has decided to roast everybody's love language and break it down and I'll make it as nice, like when you read a star sign and you pick out all the best bits. I love doing that, I love star signs. So you're a gift receiver? Yeah, I like to receive gifts.

You are easy to please, Ash. Yep. I just buy you a thoughtful, perfect, exactly what you hinted at gift without needing reminders. Correct. If your partner picks a slightly wrong colour or brand, you're mentally rehearsing how to sound grateful without visibly dying inside.

I don't even pretend to sound grateful. Do you? Are you just one of those people that just, it's just the act of giving a gift isn't enough? Or you're picky? I'm not picky. I do feel very loved when someone buys me a gift, but I would like the gift to not be... I would like the gift to be correct. But my husband is so good at this. He really thinks about it, he listens, he takes notes, he takes the hints that I drop. You like words of affirmation as well? Yeah, I love words of affirmation.

You're the human equivalent of a house plant. If your partner forgets to water you with compliments daily, you immediately start welting. Oh dear. One missed love you text and you're convinced that they secretly hate you. Absolutely. Or if it's the wrong emoji. Or if it's just, if I say something and he just replies with a, by like love-harding the text. Oh, you're that a person. Divorce lawyer.

Yeah, okay. What's your love language, Dan? I really know. I think I'm like, I like giving. I'm a giver. No, but how do you feel loved? Is it words of affirmation? Quality time?

Acts of service, quality time, gifts. I think quality time is me. That's the nicest one. Yeah, like I don't really care what we're doing as long as we're together. Aw. Okay, well chat, GBT has roasted uh,

Uh, after physical touch. All right, your idea of romance Dan, is your partner instantly dropping their phone the moment you put yours down. If they don't immediately pause whatever they're doing to stare lovingly at you, you wonder if the relationship is in crisis.

Yeah, Hannah's always telling me to put my phone down. So maybe that's her one as well. Can you and Hugh got the same love language? Yeah, I think we do. Oh my god. We're just happy to sit next to each other. No touching though. Ew.

Ew. Yeah. And for the odd guy who has physical touch is his love language. Your idea of personal space is zero inches. Like why separately when you could be all tangled up in each other like headphone cables? If your partner scoots even slightly away you're instantly replaying the last three conversations looking for clues.

That's your dad who likes to kiss you on the lips. He's definitely that guy. He's a little kisser John. Yeah he is. I like that about him. Yeah he'll kiss you on the lips, he's definitely that guy. He's a little kisser John. Yeah he is. I like that about him. Yeah, he'll kiss you on the lips. Oh.

Yeah. Hey Dad, my new car's for the next few months, I bring it in. I'm like, oh you don't feel special, he does it with me too. Yeah, we need us to time my way. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our OnlyFans podcast it is.