The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Dan's performing at Calendar Girls...

Episode Date: June 8, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan in this laugh-out-loud episode of their podcast as they delve into a variety of topics. From cringe-worthy drunk voicemails to bosses, to the exciting announcement of Ash London covering for Meg's maternity leave, this episode is packed with fun and surprises. Clint shares his hilarious nighttime escapades while Dan opens up about his recent experience with reflexology. Meghan gears up for her grand 'Meg Out Till Midnight' event, and everyone pitches in to make sure it's a night to remember. Plus, the team discusses bizarre baby names and the amusing online feuds between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. Tune in for an episode filled with humor, raw moments, and unforgettable stories! 00:00 Podcast Introduction and Banter00:44 Meg's Bathroom Break and Pregnancy Talk04:44 Weekend Recap and Family Stories09:19 Scandal with Meg: Bella Hadid12:38 Listener Interaction and Games15:47 Mike's Minute: News and Interviews26:28 Friendship Drama and Frenemies31:52 Meg's Last Night Out Plans34:58 Random Vehicle Talk35:13 Introducing Nick and the Beer Cycle35:26 Beer Cycle Adventures38:32 Reflexology Experience43:09 Radio Awards and Drunk Voicemails48:56 10K Easy Money Quiz51:29 Meet Ash London01:00:37 Dan's Confidence Slump01:05:44 TikTok Influencers and Baby Names01:09:17 Conclusion and Sign-Off

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. And here we see her in her natural habitat. A real life Meg rolling round in mud. Look at her. Oh, she's about to do her mating call.

Settle down, Meg. Oh, she's about to do her mating call. Whoa! Hey, ah! Wait! I'm going! I'm going! Settle down, Meg. It's time for the show, Kinky. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. Kia ora, good morning! It is 1 to 6 on you, Monday, 9th of June, welcome. Yeah, and because it's not quite 6 yet, Meg is not going to talk.

Yeah. Because she's only contractually obliged between six and ten a.m. Meg goes to me hey Clint do I have time to go to the bathroom? I was like yeah easy you got like five and a half minutes. I just like want to use every second of that and turns out more because she's still not back. I mean I guess she is going on mat leave in like three weeks so she kind of waddles everywhere now so it's not the fastest form of walking. No she doesn't waddle clearly.

You know that song by Ariana Grande, Walkin Side to Side? Got me walkin side to side. That's about Meg. Yeah I think it's a different kind of side to side. Alright I don't get it. I've never got it. Although it's that type of side to side that got her in this position in the first place I think.

Oh jeez. Okay she's got two and a half minutes. Otherwise we're gonna be more blasphemy. Oh no we're starting the show. Well you know what? If Meg was here she could have defended herself. But she isn't. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. She is back from the bathroom. I'm sorry.

Can I also say, yes it took me a very long time to get back and forth from the bathroom. I also made a coffee in front of my drunk bottle so it wasn't just a bathroom stop. And I did that, as that is on me, I did push it. Because of the waddle. I was about to say, I think you packed too much into that five minutes. Yeah, I made a bad decision, and that would have been easy a few months ago.

But no, no, no more. And especially when you do need to go wheeze when you're very heavily pregnant, it's really painful. Yeah, because you don't waddle normally, do you? You're not a waddler. Not when I'm pregnant. Yeah, you're more of a sprinter when you're not pregnant. Yeah, I'm just like, dancing around in the wind. Yeah, they call her the Usain Bolt.

Yeah, it sort of slowed you down a little bit. But I think the last month, I reckon. The last month, yeah, it's like really popped out and it's only I imagine gonna get really worse. So that's um... Hannah, Hannah and I, my wife saw Meg yesterday. Oh I got her clucky. I got her so clucky. She was clucky on the way home. She was feeling Meg's tummy. She was rubbing it like a genie. Yeah.

Honestly she's all over Meg. No the genie doesn't rub the lamp. You're getting him confused with the ladder. Yeah the genie's everywhere. Who's rubbing who're getting him confused with the ladder. Who's he confused with? Who's rubbing who? Yeah, she was clucky. I think she was. Do you want to know something really? You know how we love a Beat That coincidence?

Yeah. I've got a few things that I can play on the computer here and I was just doing a bit of a cleanup because some people had put some songs on and I was like, what the hell? This song was on the bar and bar. I think it's a little bit too old to play for our 6 Am throwback.

Oh, link it. Oh, Lincoln. The Cranberries. Coincidentally, we, for Family Movie, last night, watched Click, like that 10 year old Adam Sandler movie, and this is the song that's like him and his wife's song, and at the end, when he has the heart attack. So, spoiler.

Great message in that song. We all heard that movie, isn't it? All of us cried. My daughter, my son, my wife and I. My wife was like, ugh ugh. And I was like, okay calm down. Ugly. She's an ugly crier. She was during this, yeah, during Click. It still hits pretty hard in 2025. My daughter was like. We were so actually, when you think about like how much we spend on our phones and stuff that we didn't have that. And fast-forwarding like the boring parts of life and realizing how much we spend on our phones and stuff that we didn't have that. And fast forwarding like the boring parts of life and realizing how much you're missing out on sometimes in those bits.

Yeah, we all like tearing up. Yeah, is that the best movie? It's actually really good. I think Ty Force Tears. It's not the best movie of all time, Meg, but I think it's up there. Yeah, it's very good. And then instead, I don't know, we just did a bit of a Hail Mary and we're like, how about some Guy Sebastian?

Yeah, he is the best. For a early 6 a.m. throwback. We do all love him. Let me think. Oh! That choir song you like isn't even in the system, Meg. So we'll get in trouble for playing that. Let me see if I can find something that makes it relevant and topical. I know. My husband recently, like it's been a year since his big, you know, mental health break.

You guys knew all about that and it's been one year anniversary since his like major Hospitalization. So that'll say or just guy Sebastian his name's guy Yeah, there's Sarah would you say that he's living life and just smashing it like a drum like a drama. Well now he is because he's beaten us. Okay, here's your 6am throwback. Time for a little coffee catch up. We can do a bit of a whip around and just see what each other got up to over the weekend. Oh my god, my daughter Daisy, three and a half, had her first ever recital show showcase. How? At that age, what are they doing? Like a daycare thing? No, no, she started dance to it. She started dance class.

Started merely prodigy. Yeah, she started dance class like two weeks ago. We've been trying to see what she wants to do. We know that she needs it, for god's sake. It's a French dick. I don't know. We want to find something for her to do. Before the baby arrives, we want her to have a hobby that maybe the other parent can take her out of the house and go and have time.

Yeah, love that. Yeah, so we started dance. I don't really want to personally doing just ballet. I did ballet and I think it's stuff me up for a long time. So I just wanted to do fun dance. How did it stuff you up? Well one, my knees are absolutely wrecked and two, I have been lame for like many years. Oh and you think it's tribute it to having to hold a certain weight. I bring it up, Clint. I bring back hold stuff. And that's not for all ballerinas. I thought you meant he was toes. He's like, oh, my toes are just moving.

And also my toes are stuff. No, for me, with my situation, there was a lot of like tummy and weight things because of Ballery. Anyway, thanks for bringing that up. I've got to bring back hold stuff. I hear marshmallows is good for it though. Don't say that. Are you okay this morning?

I think he's got something's got inside him. Yeah, marshmallows is good for it though. Don't say that! Are you okay this morning? I think he's got something inside him. That is true, but very wrong to say. Right, so Daisy, anyway, wants to do dance. She took two lessons and they said, hey we've got our showcase coming out. Normally the kids take half a year to get confident and stuff. But she wanted to give it a go.

And I was like, yep, we'll see how it goes. The kid just killed it. I don't even know how she came out of me and Guy in a way, you know. I know everyone's so proud of their own child, but she got up on stage, she didn't know anybody really in her class, she's known them a maximum of like an hour, 20 minutes over like two or three weeks. And then just went in front of a crowd, a big full stage of people and did a little dance. I saw a video of her, she is incredible. Like she's got some moves that I couldn't even do. She took to it like a fish. And water. So a very proud mum over here. Yeah. And then, um, Clint you were telling me

that Dan has the opportunity to also be on stage again. Yeah, Christine who stocks the vending machines here in the morning. I chanting to drive all over the country. I love Christine. She is auditioning for a musical and it's in Howick, your old stomping ground. Oh Howick Little Theatre, I've done shows there before. Oh well, she said you... There's nothing little about that theatre. Yeah well she said that you should audition. Oh.

Yeah for the show. I thought you were going to say that they still know me back there. They've got a frame up there. They're like our greatest, Dan Webby. Well, you could be, because she said they're doing Calendar Girls the musical. And who would he play? Well, I said I wouldn't have thought Dan would play a sexy woman overly well. And she goes, no, there are a couple of male roles that I think that he would suit.

I like the fluffer. I think there's a different, isn't there a different Calendar Girls than it's like the older Calendar Girls that did a movie about it? Yes, I think that's more of a PG version. It's not the Calendar Girls strip club. It's not a musical about calendar girls. Wait, what? It's not a musical about calendar girls.

And Christine from the vending machine is in it. I was wondering, I was like, you get it Christine? I didn't ask what she was playing, but I was like, damn girl. They did a movie a few years ago and they did do a kind of nude topless with flower pots in front of their boobs to raise money. Wait, what calendar girls are you talking about? I'm talking about the strip club! Same! Wait, I'm talking about the movie! What movie?

The calendar girls movie with the old women who get breast cancer and then raise money via a calendar. Is that the- What?! To be honest, I don't know which movie I'd prefer to see. I'm thinking it's like Hustlers with like Jennifer Lopez. I'm thinking it's like this movie from the 2000s. Oh, Calendar Girls. Oh. You guys, you need to get it right before your audition. They're wearing straw hats with the little sunflowers

on the front. That is not what I thought the woman would be wearing. I could be right, but we need to figure out the audition. If I turn up to the audition doing a magic mic routine or something, this movie's about breast cancer. I'm sitting there in my jeep. Hey, Chris. Hey, like that, guys?

Christine, I'm going to go check if she's still filling up the vending machine. I'm going to get her in next. And if you've already left Christine and you were listening this morning, call us. I wait on the edge I need to work out what I was Oh my god, it's the bloody breast cancer Oh my god, thank god we flagged that Could you be Christine for leukemia? It's for cancer Although I don't mind it as a hoodie as Dan for Friday Clint, Meg and Dan

Let's go Bella Hadid, um, I love one of those celebrities that I don't even know why I love her so much, but I do. I think she's really cool, she seems down to earth, she seems to have a good head on her shoulders, and she is also very nice to look at. She's one of those famous people though, isn't she, that's famous for nothing? Well, yeah, so she is a model. She's famous for being a model, and she is, I think, one of the world's greatest at the moment models. Isn't she the heir to some fortune, though, like her dad? No, she's definitely a Nepo baby. There's absolutely no Nepo baby. There's no denying that. Her and her sister.

But her sister was the famous one in the way that her sister, Gigi, was the one that was friends with the Taylor Swift's, and she was dating Zayn, and she was the famous one and the way that her sister Gigi was the one that was friends with the Taylor Swift's and she was dating Zayn and she was the model. And Bella Hadid was like the sister who didn't seem nobody really knew about then all of a sudden they did and she's like this absolutely gloriously. This is her and the chicken shop date, beautiful. Oh wow. Like just looks, yeah she's so beautiful. Great cheekbones. Yeah, yeah, and she did a chicken shop date with Amelia and kind of showed her down to earthness.

As I said, she dates a cowboy who is not famous at all, but I think will be famous in the cowboy rings. That makes sense, all the circles are cowboys. But not actually a famous, she did date The Weeknd. Yeah, so her dad is Mohammed Harid, who obviously, he's a very rich real estate developer. Real estate? Yeah, so I kinda like Donald Trump in a way,

like made his fortune from real estate. And I feel like their mom was on a reality show, somebody's gonna be yelling at me through the radio saying that, of course, Yolanda, but I think she was on one of the housewives of one of them. But the girls seem to be really cool. They're great sisters Gigi and Bella their brother data do a leap so they've all dated some very famous people and She was talking about British slang here with with Amelia. Do we have the little clip? Do you know any British slang? Okay, do you know what butters means

That sounds like I want to give you a know what butters means? That sounds like I want to give you a snuggle. Butters. I'll give you some butters. No, it means you're ugly. Oh. Sorry, I wasn't meaning you. Obviously.

So you just thought of that? No, I don't think you're butters. Do you know any British thing? Butters? You're definitely not butters. Neither are you. Thank you. Yeah, they had a a fluid little date actually there

was a little moment at the start where Emily was trying to get her hair done and then Bella said I dyed my hair to look more like you but she had this like really intense moment that I thought oh I would have gone bright red at that I would have gone all funny. Yeah all funny and weak at the knees. All funny and weak at the knees. If you want to see it we're gonna get a bounce back. Bella to 3343 if you want to watch the it's gone what have we got 1.5 million views and no, it's just gone up again 1.7 million views in a couple of days I've always wanted to do one of those chicken shop dates or hot ones because the food oh god It just makes me want to have chicken every time I watch those. We have done that

We had some American listeners send us over the that's right the proper official source And then I think Meg did a podcast. Yeah, we did a podcast. Yeah, it was fun. Oh, we did them on nuggets. Did it not feel like you did it? I just want to do it again. Oh, to be honest, I just want to sit down with you guys

and have some chicken. All right, come on. How can I get, get, get to know, know, know, you better, better, baby? I wanna get to know, oh, hoo! Getting to know everyone that listens to the show a little more intimately one at a time we get to know you Meg will hit you with a question we will try and assume your answer

whoever is the closest takes the point and we'll send you off with a voucher to go spend in store at Z. Oh good morning Kelsey. Good morning. Oh you're here. Oh my goodness me you're full of energy. You must have had a good weekend Kelsey. I did it was lovely.

Go on. It was beautiful. Clint, get the song. Yes. I know you want to. I'm trying hard. Metro Station. If you haven't heard him talking in the background,

it's because he's trying to find the song. I'm like, why don't we have it? Am I spelling Kelsey wrong? Do you like the song Metro Station Kelsey, by the way, Kelsey? I do actually. Yeah, come on, Clint. This one's going after you Kelsey. I always want to know, Kelsey, why are you up so early? I'm going to be late.

I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late.

I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going to be late. I'm going after you Kelsey. Come on, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it. Shake, shake, shake, shake.

I always want to know, Kelsey, why are you up so early? I'm driving to work, I've got a long commute. Okay. Oh, long commute. Okay, oh, okay, well that's gonna be my question today. It's gonna be my question today. We don't know where Kelsey is from. So, where does Kelsey drive from in two? Oh God, this is a tricky one.

Oh okay she's in a long commute I'd say long has to be further than an hour. I'm gonna say Huntley to Auckland. I reckon she goes she's an Aucklander I reckon so she's going from like I reckon she does that commute from like Silverdale sort of like up in the north, down to Auckland in the city. So she's, yeah, Silverdale to the CBD. Okay, Clint, are you gonna go out of Auckland? I'm gonna go north. I'm gonna say she's like more,

she works up near Whangarei. She's going Auckland, Whangarei. She's going north ways. Oh, bloody hell, that's a commute. Yeah, yeah, well that's what she said. She says it's a big commute. Kelsey? Who's closest? Where do you live?

Um, Dan was definitely closest and going from Oriwa to Waitakere. Oh, wow. That is long, so you go through the city to get to Waitakere. That is a long commute. Nah, not quite. Oh, good one, Dan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ayy, we've got a little bit here.

Yeah, I had to find on Spotify. Well, Dan takes the point, which makes it... Oh, I'm trailing on 13. Dan's now gonna be on 15 and Meg on 16 for the year. Okay. Wow, damn. Very close. Kelsey, we're gonna send you a voucher to go to the SED,

so you can buy yourself a little treaty, okay? Oh, amazing. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. And thanks for listening to us on your long commute, you know, you have a choice. You could very welcome. And thanks for listening to us on your long commute. You know, you have a choice. You could just be listening to Kelsey on repeat on Spotify. So that, you know, that's nice. If she was a narcissist, she should.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks Kelsey, nice to meet you. And I'll swim the ocean for you, the ocean for you. Whoa, Kelsey. Does Dan not know it? No I do, I just don't want to sing over the already good lyrics Oh, that's unlike Dan Okay, coming up next, Mike's Minute, Mike Hosking

Oh I can't wait Just wrapping up a weekend of news and sport and things that we need to know about He always comes up on his Aston Martin doesn't he? Puts the ads on at NewstalkZB, races up here and fills us in on what happened over the weekend Has he got an Aston? I thought he had a Ferrari. He's just traded that in for an Aston. Has he? Yeah. Traded in a Ferrari. Gosh, he must be rich.

He gets a new car every month. That's how rich he is. He is very rich. That's actually not shocking. Once he's put almost a thousand Ks on the clock, he quickly sells it for it depreciates. Exactly. Smart. The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast. All right, should we wrap up the weekend that was? Good morning, guys. Mike Hosking here.

Yeah, sorry, Mike. Morning, Mike. It's good to introduce you. That's normally what we do is you wait, Mike. And then we'll say host of the News Talks ZB Breakfast. It's good to get the female voice in second as well, Mike. Well, I prefer if I talk first, Meg, you know that. And please just let me do it because I need to be back at News Talk ZB in T-minus four minutes. So I've got three minutes to do this.

You speak like an astronaut. And it's okay Mike, it's called Mike's minutes, it will be less than 60 seconds. Yeah, sometimes I over talk, you know me. No, well it's Mike's minutes, so you've got 60 and counting. Okay, hit it. 59. Yes, we kick things off this week with the talk of the world over the weekend, the feud between former political allies Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

I've got them both on the line right now to see if we can sort this out once and for all. First of all, I'm going to go to Donald Trump. Donald, what do you have to say for yourself? You're going to have to go louder. Oh, sorry. There must be an issue with the line. How about now? Can't understand a word he's saying.

It's not the... It's the accent, it's a little bit tough for me. Okay, look, I don't know how I could be any clearer. What I'm gonna do is I'll put you on hold, see if we can sort that out and go to Elon. Elon, do you ever rebuttal to that? You know, we have a situation here where it's not that the canary in the coal mine has died, but the miners are starting to die too. Goodness me. Yeah. Look, I don't understand what you're talking about, to be honest. What's the canary in elegy? I don't understand what you're talking about, to be honest. What's the Canarian allergy?

I don't understand that one. It's one hell of a big canary. It's more like a toki. I mean, it's not like some small fry thing. It's big fry. So, or medium fry. Alright, we've brought fries. I just don't understand how that relates to Donald Trump.

Do you understand, Donald? Can't understand a word he said. Yeah, neither can I. Look, we're going to park this and we're going to come back to it very, very shortly, but I'll go back on to another bit of news over the weekend. Meghan Markle and her husband Harry took their kids to Disneyland over the weekend. They were spotted in the midst of their marriage rumors that they are ending their marriage. I have got Meghan on the line for an exclusive interview in New Zealand.

Meghan, hopefully you're okay. That's so kind. I am. I'm better than okay. How are you? I'm better than okay. How are you? I'm good, but it's not about me, is it? It's about you and your husband, who seems to love you very much, I must say.

He's also a fox, if you haven't noticed. My husband's very, very handsome. Yes he is, yep. But his, his is even more beautiful. Oh goodness me, okay. Let's keep it PGA, Megan. Oh. After all, this is a family show.

That man loves me so much. Okay, I'm hanging up on you as well. And finally, I'm going to go to a listener right now, a long time listener by the name of Karen who has a very heartfelt message to her friend Rachel. Good morning, Karen. Hello. Hello. This is Karen. Yes.

Rachel thinks she can ignore me and hide from me. Oh dear. For her 20 lousy dollars. Oh well. That she owes me from like well over three months ago. She won $600 at the Pokey at the Stokes Valley Bar and she said to Jade and Dion, don't tell Karen you've seen me, cause I owe her twenty bucks. I tell you what, I'll get my twenty bucks.

What? She's gonna get twenty- Oh, okay, there we go, we've brought her down. I did not realise she was gonna swear. I apologise for that, that is unacceptable. Karen, I've brought your volume down, I'm gonna bring you back up. No more swearing, alright, my darling? Your daughter's all fucked-

Okay, she's gone, she's gone. That pisses me off in a way. She said she was going to be all aboveboard and have a happy message. Anyway, I'm sorry about that. That has been Mike's Minute for this week. Bit of a disappointment, I'm sorry. I'm Mike Hoskin, News Talk ZB. Happy days.

Thank you, Mike. Thank you, guys, for your sexy chicken wrap-up. That was about two minutes something. Yeah, well, what are you going to do? Sue me. Good luck with that, you poor bastard. Right. I'm much richer than you. You live in West Auckland, don't you?

Yeah. I live in Herne Bay. Okay, Mike, you can get out of here. We could call it Mike's minutes. Mike's minutes, I think it might be. Hey, Dan. Dan, did he say anything to you on the way out? He just pushed me as he walked through the door.

Very rude this morning. Very wound up but I don't think any of his interviews went very well. He's handsome though isn't he? God he's a handsome devil. Tell him I'm just being told from the car park warden he can't park in the disabled anymore. Right, you can tell him that. I'm definitely not going to mention it. He's already angry. Yeah, okay Clint, Meg and Dan, stinky boo Win $10,000 right now with the H10K ESP Money Here we go, Bonnie from Tauranga is playing this morning

We've given her a chance to just calm down and get relaxed So she can get a perfect score Meg will give you a letter, Bonnie She'll hit you with 10 questions Your 10 answers must start with that letter And if you can do that in 30 seconds, $10,000 is yours. Yeah, I'll keep just running through them as well, Bonnie,

so that even if one of them is potentially wrong, Dan's gonna be checking in the background, we'll just keep going. I'm the flag checker. Yeah, okay. We just didn't do that with Cadbury, because that was very obvious. Very obvious, right, okay.

You can pass and we'll come back to it if we've got time. Your time will start at the end of Meg's first question. No double ups. Good luck, Bon. Bonnie, your letter is S. Say it back. S. Okay good, you've got it. Okay, Bonnie, let's do it. A name of a feeling. Thad. A Taylor Swift song. Uh, uh, uh, Thad, oh my god. Pass. A place in New Zealand.

Uh, oh my god. Oh dear. You got it. Keep going. Pass. Something you wear on your feet. Oh dear. You got it. Keep going. Pass. Oh no. Something you wear on your feet. Socks. A singer.

Stevie Nicks. Something you write. Oh man. That was rough. Oh my god. I still understand the pot being put on spot now. Taylor Swift's song could have been Shaked Off. Shaked Off.

Style even. And a place in New Zealand. Southland, Silverdale, Stratford. Shirley. Shirley maybe. Lovely. Silverstream. So you answered five, you passed two, so you got three.

I'm so sorry Bonnie. Really appreciate it honestly, even though we calmed you down quite well. It's a pounding heart that's the issue. It's a pounding heart that makes you stop and freeze. And as soon as you spend too long trying to think of one, your brain goes, you've cooked it. And you go, no I haven't. And your brain goes, nah, you're so done.

You're done. At least you gave it a bash and you gave it your best shot. Oh my gosh. That's crazy. I thought I would do so much better when I'm listening to the radio. I can smash them through, but being on the phone, the heart's just pounding.

Hey, just at least you weren't as bad. Thanks for giving me a go though. Oh, of course. You're very welcome Bonnie. You're not as bad as Courtney. Who said, who said, Kebri for a chocolate starting with K on her first one last week. Yeah, at least you saved face a little bit there. And if you are still listening, Court, you were our favourite caller of last week. So, you know, don't worry about it.

Swings and roundabouts. Hmm. Clint, Meaghan, Dan. Donald Trump and Elon Musk still fighting. They've managed to patch things up over the weekend after they started fighting Friday. No patching up, unfortunately, Clint. It all sort of kickstarted on Friday.

We talked about it briefly. It's been quite famously known that Elon Musk has not been a fan of the tariffs that Donald Trump is imposing. A lot of them affect his business with electric cars. Yeah, are they all gone now? I know that sounds probably really naive for me, but if they sorted it out between China and tariffs,

are they still really high tariffs? They're sort of. It has been kind of sorted internally, but I think there's still a little bit of masking. Didn't they do like a three month delay or something on it while they work it all out, and then who knows, they might push it. And so it all kickstarted on Friday

when Elon Musk did a little tweet which read like this The real Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public Have a nice day Donald J Trump. So the Epstein files are like damning to a lot of celebrities people that were involved in with Epstein. And Trump is all about like releasing all these classified files because you know, we should know what they are But he hasn't released these ones. I know I always bring it back to sexism and stuff, but how many times I really have heard that women can't be leaders because of their menstrual cycle

and how they get too hormonal and too wound up and they're too emotional. This is two very emotional people having an online feud and throwing dirt at each other. It's pathetic. On a social media side. Women aren't more susceptible to releasing launch codes, are they, during their period? Oh, I don't think so, Clint. Yeah, I haven't heard that.

I think there's been a new sign for evidence to prove that they are. Right, stuff it. I'm gonna give them, I'm tweeting the launch codes. I'm just angry in my stomach hurt. If someone doesn't bring me a week back, I'm going to tweet codes. I'm tweeting them. I'm just angry in my stomach hurt. If someone doesn't bring me a Wee Pack, I'm going to tweet all of the numbers. I'm having a bad day. Anyway, so this is what happened to Elon Musk,

because then he tweeted again, saying, without me, Trump would have lost the election. So then Donald Trump comes back and says, the easiest way to save money in our budget is to stop listening to Elon. Elon was wearing thin, I had to ask him to leave. And so they're just having this war of words on Twitter. So pathetic.

Who would you be more scared of if you were in a fight, in a fight with Donald Trump, one of the most powerful men in the world being the President of the United States, or someone who's the richest man in the world and has money to throw at any petty problem because it's about principle, not about money? I would probably say, I know Donald Trump,

I think that for me he would go and put a law out there that would affect like other people and families and stuff. Whereas Elon can't change the law. He could do stuff with money, but... I think you're underestimating his power. Really? Am I? Because then he has influence over lots of other people because he has money.

So I could pay you to do stuff, Meg. And you know, I'm not doing that. And I go, well, he has a hundred million. But to murder me. No, just to like, I guess, if you are someone that's not in power, you can pay somebody that is in power to then start making decisions.

I think what you're saying. Marilyn's sex is saying they're just a couple of little bitches, put them in a ring. Now I would pay to see that. Celebrity death match. Oh my goodness me. But to be fair, it's gone from like, they were having a basically a love affair.

Let's be honest, they were all over each other. Doing little dances together. Elon was donating millions to the campaign to get Donald Trump to be president and now he's got his own job in the White House yeah do you find that like with like friends of yours who maybe aren't friends anymore and they're frenemies and it's like friendships that end up becoming really intense really fast, burn out really intense. Have you guys broken up with a friend? Ever?

Like a good, like you have a best friend? I've never had to break up with a friend, but I've had friendships slowly die out, I would say. But I don't think I've ever had like a blow up. I one time, and my best friend now, Steph's birthday card, when she was 10, I said, happy birthday, have a nice life. So that was kind of like a bit of a breakup.

And then she tried to dump me in a letter when we were 17 and I just said no thanks. And so I stuck around. So well there's been a couple of times we've tried to dump each other and we just stuck with each other now. The only time it's happened to me is I was bitching about one of my friends, close friends, and I accidentally sent that text to a friend. Shut up. Longer friends. What did the chick say? I can't remember something along the lines of like, cause it was a girl, she, I think it was something to do with like, she was dating another guy and she was in a relationship

and I was bitching about how she was cheating on this guy. And then it got, I sent it to her. Oh damn, oh Daniel. Yeah, there's no, there's no worse feeling than sending that and then realising it was the wrong person and you sent it to them. Oh my God, the lowest I've ever felt. What do you got? Why are you now frenemies?

Elon Musk and also Donald Trump are no longer friends anymore. I think they're frenemies and we want to know what was your falling out over? Yeah, Donald Trump has just been asked in the last few hours if he thinks they'll mend their relationship and he said flatly no. So it looks like it's over. All right. Poor little boys. Poor little boys. Friends, enemies.

For enemies, what caused it? This one's quite funny. Someone's texting, I was venting to my BFF about my mum and then she started laying into her as well saying how much of a shitty mum she was. Excuse me? Ooh. I can do that.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no. It is very different when you like if you were to say anything bad about your I guess partner or mum or somebody that you love and you're just having a bit of event and somebody joins in that's not allowed. But on the flip side though would the friend have kind of been trying to get on their level and support them? You know being like yeah she is a bit. Well you could be like wow that would have been hard for you but you don don't go, yeah, she's a cow. Right. Yeah. Okay, but if you came in saying that your mum,

Philippa, was a cow, Yeah. I would go, yeah, you know what, she is Meg. Yeah, and I'd slap ya. Right. I was like, don't you talk about my mum. So you're allowed to bitch about it, but not me. Right.

Now we know the- I thought it was universal, like that rule, but clearly not. Yeah, right, you can't, no. My best friend started dating my brother, and that was enough for me to end the friendship. I told them multiple times I wasn't comfortable with it it and I guess that's the key, right? They were clear that they weren't comfortable with it Such a dumb reason to not be friends

Because if my mate starts dating my sister I know my best mate is now my brother-in-law if they get married You lose them because they have little relationships and then they bitch about you and all of a sudden... Surely if anyone's gonna be dating my sister I want it to be someone that I respect enough to be my best friend Not some random dude who I don't really know and I don't know what his intentions are. That's such a weird reason to break up with someone. Don't worry, Clint doesn't have a sister. He does have a brother though by the way.

Yeah. And he's sinc... no he's not. No he's married. No he's married. Oh he's married. With a kid. Adam's sex through saying, I lent my mate 5k to buy a car after five years, I've never seen her send to that money back.

Safe to say that friendship's done. Ah that happens a lot. I had an old friend once say, don't give out money unless you're willing to never see it again. So it's like, you know, it's like you can't, don't lend any amount unless you're like, absolutely at peace, that if you never see it again,

you'll still be okay And especially five grand that's a lot of money. A hell of a lot of money. Yeah, it does show how What your friendship was worth True, you know your friendship was obviously with less than five grand because if you're a real good mate You'd be like, ah, he's a good mate. Yeah, but where does that end? That's not somebody just taking advantage of you But sometimes that you know what like Five grand's a lot of money. People get into a pit of money issues,

and then the friendship kinda goes by the wayside because they can't pay it back. A text that's coming in anonymously though. My best friend of eight years moved in with my partner at the time and I and him broke up and she cut me off and started dating him. He talked so poorly about her through our whole relationship. So he would bitch about her best friend.

She's like, don't, it's my best friend. And then they ended up breaking up. And then those two ended up getting together. It sounds like there was possibly something going on behind. That happened a lot. Another one, I started dating my mate's old girlfriend after asking him if he was cool with it. So he's like, checking in, going, you're good.

And he's like, yeah, sure. Turns out, he said he was, but turns out when he saw us together at his party at a party his fists suggested he wasn't oh yeah friendship is over yeah don't imagine many friendships are coming back from a fistfight I thought boys did that all the time I speed tackled my friend Nick at the movies once because he was pissing me off I thought boys just like they get it out in a way that they might have a bit of a, you know, head out and then they afterwards go, hey mate, sorry about that.

That's what my husband says. Probably not over a girl though. Oh right. Yeah, it depends what it's over. Right. Now Guy and I had a punch up once. Oh my god, do I bloody pay for that? Does he dare to wear Guy Mansell with a punch up?

Wow. Who do you think would win? Guy Mansell. Oh bugger. Meg, bloody pay for that. Does he dare to wear that guy mask off to a pub shop? Wow. Who do you think would win? Guy Mansell. Oh bugger. To be honest, I'd probably put money on him as well. That's sad. Better you against myself.

I have some news. Just gonna say good news. I think it's good news, but I'm just gonna say news Meg. You know how you were saying for Meg Out Till Midnight is happening this Saturday your last absolute full send before you go on maternity leave? Yes. Well again I didn't ask for this. And you were like oh I don't want to be waddling from bar to bar and you wanted a mode of transport. We threw out a few options and you weren't interested? We have an update. Did you get the pogo sticks?

No, better than the pogo- I say Meg does not want a pogo stick. She hasn't even tried it. You don't know? There's no way that would, I think, physically even be manageable. You will not be walking, I tell you that much. Okay. All right, Meg, it's happening on Saturday.

I think it's actually only five more seats. She hates having a late night. She's pregnant now and that's fine on my mind. Let's stay out all night giving and don't fight. Just beg out to midnight. Yeah. Just beg out to midnight. There you go Meg, all for you my friend. Yeah Cassie Anderson refused to do it, so. No that was her. Her voice has got lower recently. Yeah, would you guys like to explain

what you've organised for me, or do you want me to? Well what we're doing is, it's your last soiree to go out at night, until midnight, because we know you love a party. Yeah but it's not my last soiree. Well it will be for a few years I'd imagine. Yes, I'm gonna go out again in a few years. With two good kids.

Yes. Until midnight. Yeah maybe, I think I'm probably less likely. Two kids and then up to 2.30 on Sunday morning. Clint. Stop actually, shout out to Michael as well. I said I'd shout him out. He at about 1.30 he walked into our karaoke bar room

with like a dozen Corona and then sort of looked around and realised he was in the wrong room. He just started to back away, we're like, nah bro bring the beers. And then he was like, oh Clint, I love your guys show. And then I ended up going into his karaoke room and I sang with the girls on the girls in the perp. Hold on a second. Wow. Damn, we need a deep bore on this.

Michael, I'm sorry if Clint blew cover. You sang in somebody else's karaoke booth? I didn't have the mic. Just in the background. Just for the free corona things, Mike. This is not about you, Clint, or Mike. It's about Meg. Yeah, okay. And we're this Saturday, isn't it? We're taking you out. It is, and I have very openly said to everybody who is going, I'm leaving when I wanna leave.

You know, like, I'm not gonna stick to this meagre out to mid-night because it's my job. And so I'm leaving when I wanna leave. If you guys can't keep me there, I'm out. And you've said as well, because it's a pub crawl, you don't wanna walk from pub to pub. And that's where Nick comes in right now. Oh, actually, just before we go to Nick,

yeah we did have this discussion. Remember we threw around some options for transport? Producer Carl, can you sort out some sort of transport between bars for Monday so that Meg doesn't have to be waddling? Why don't you just get like a magic carpet or something in the world? That's what we're talking.

Idiots. I like that. I've got a contact for Aladdin, we'll get him on. That would be fun. Yeah, um. I love what we throw at Carl, we'll get him on. That would be fun. Yeah, I love what we throw at car producer car by the way. Aladdin's not answering the phone. Horsing car, Pogo Stix is another one. You're very, very stupid,

but I'm very excited with where we've landed. Yeah, Nick, good morning. Who's Nick? Good morning guys, how's it going? Good, now Nick, what type of vehicle do you own? I'm guessing it's an Uber or a limousine or some sort of... No. Oh, it's so much better than that, Meg.

You're gonna go on the Bear Cycle. Yes! One of the greatest nights of my life was when I did a pub crawl for a stag do on a Bear Cycle. Explain it to us, Nick. What is a Bear Cycle for people that don't know? So, a Bear Cycle's a 15-person powered cycle that we've got it in Auckland, Hamilton and Christchurch and soon we're going to be in Queenstown and you're going to be riding on it

but Meg, it's great because it's not all about drinking. We recently actually just had a 96 year old woman on it that was the oldest person ever. And she didn't drink? We also had like... oh no, she drank. Oh no, she drank. She drank out anyway. You just said it wasn't about drinking. This 96 year old woman got trollied on it. So they don't know if that's proven your point.

She's now dead. We've had heaps of pregos on it. I'm actually just down in crisis. Heaps of pregos on it? That's what you call them if you see a pregnant chick on a beer cycle. She's a prego. In this current climate, I don't know what to call them if you see a pregnant chick on a bear cycle. She's a prego. Go on, go on, a prego on there. You know, in this current climate, I don't know what to call them now.

What to call them? What to call them? Nick, oh my god. Okay, this is great, Nick. I think, you know what, you have to pedal. Are we going to say that? No, she doesn't have to pedal. She can sit at the back.

So, because it's quite cool, because I'm actually down here because I'm visiting my prego sister. I'm about to be an uncle, which I'm... Okay, so we're gonna start at Sweatshop in Auckland CBD. So yeah, we're gonna, doors open at seven, we'll be there about 7.30, so anyone's welcome to come down, they're doing like Auckland hoedown. And then we'll leave from there and we'll go jump on the beer cycle.

Then what does the night look like from there, Nick? So we're gonna go around a few bars, make sure that Nick doesn't drink, maybe there's some non-alcoholic- Make sure she doesn't drink, the issue is not whether you guys are gonna be able to stop me from drinking. Oh, I don't know, I'm gonna be watching you like a hawk.

Hey, no, Nick has a very firm stance on pregnant women not drinking. Yes, I know, but I don't want to drink. Prego's, he says. It's not about stopping me from drinking. It's not long until you can do the pump and dump and you can come out drunk. It's like a career. Where did you find this man? It's not going to be years like you were saying before. You're going to be ready to drink and party straight away. Yeah. Okay so we'll have about a couple

of hours and then we'll cycle between bars. Quick question Nick, are you a father? Yeah that's right and we'll keep it on the flat around the viaduct so you know it's not too hard, don't have to go up in the hills or anything, but it's gonna be a great time. Are you a dad? I'm about to be an uncle which is almost more important. I can tell you're not a dad, I could tell,

I could have called it that you haven't had a baby. What a call, imagine when that kid's old enough to find out his dad owns the beer cycle. Oh my god. That's great, okay enough to find out his dad owns the beer cycle. Oh my god. That's great. He'll be working on the beer cycle from about five years old. Okay. Make his not been around a child ever, Eric.

Thank you, Nago. Bloody legend, mate. We're stoked to have the beer cycle on board to get us from bar to bar. And if you want to join us... If you want to join us on the beer cycle, I think there's still a couple more seats available. You just need to bring some sort of talent to help Meg get through the night. 3-3-4-3.

Fire us a text, otherwise yeah, meet us at Sweet Shop. Doors open 7 o'clock, dancing starts from 8, and then DJ Sean Hill's on the decks at 9, Auckland Hoedown. Coming up next, Dan is no longer a virgin. Yeah. No, no, no, of some sort of treatment. Okay. No, I lost my virginity five or six years ago.

Dan is no longer a virgin when it comes to reflexology. Yeah. And Amiga, I think you'll be so into this. Yeah, actually, I'm really interested in what you're gonna say. My mom got reflexology a little while ago and she loved it as well. I one time was getting a foot massage

and I thought it was reflexology, but I- It was just a foot massage. I one time was getting a foot massage and I thought it was reflexology, but I... It was just a foot massage. I think it was just a foot massage, so I don't think it actually happened. What's the difference? Yeah, so reflexology is known as zone therapy. So I think it falls under the alternative medicine kind of umbrella.

Yeah, where you press a certain pad and it's meant to hit your elbow or something. Well, no. The bottom part of your feet is mapped out into your whole body and personality and the way you're feeling. And so I spoke about this last week that I've been feeling a little bit down recently

and my wife, bless her, books me in for this reflexology because she's got a friend that does it. And I went along kind of being like, oh God, I'm not into this sort of airy-fairy stuff, but I'll give it a go. I went in with an open mind. Yeah. And Jesus Christ.

So how does it feel different to a foot massage? Do you go in and say- It doesn't feel different, to be honest. Oh, it doesn't? So maybe I did get reflexology, I don't know. Well, I don't know. So I laid down on a bed and the lady put music on. So it's like a massage.

It's all set up like a massage thing. I kept my clothes on, completely clothes. Oh, on completely clothes so she's only touching your feet and you got naked she's like you can say that you've got like gut issues or head issues like do what do you ask me some questions I said I got ADHD I said that I have trouble relaxing all this sort of stuff that I thought and she took that on board and gave me this massage now Now the thing is, I went to sleep and if you know me, I do not switch off. My brain does not switch off. So for me to fall asleep with a stranger in the room is just unheard of. So that in itself was like kind of weird. Then after it she

was kind of like you're going to feel a little bit nauseous and because your body is now on detox because I've literally been doing reflexology on your feet and I was kind of like you're gonna feel a little bit nauseous and because your body is now in detox because I've literally been doing reflexology on your feet and I was kind of like, oh, okay, and so we went home and literally that afternoon I felt physically nauseous for like probably 24 hours. Do you think it was placebo? I was real nauseous as well on Sunday. Yeah, but that's because you over drank. You were drunk.

Yeah. I thought maybe someone massaged my feet when I didn't know. Maybe when you passed out. Yeah, and since then I've felt like honestly, and it's hard to explain, but I've kind of feel like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders in terms of my mental health. Are you worried that when you were asleep, she whispered things into your ears or something

or did something? I don't know, to be honest I don't care what she did. I feel much better. Yeah, true, it doesn't matter in the end. So there were 24 hours where I felt a little bit crap because my body was apparently in detox. And then after that, just from her playing with my feet. I know that there's something in it

in the way that I think I'm not allowed to get it now because I'm so heavily pregnant that it could bring on labour. Ew, you could like to. You know what I mean? Like that's when I know there's something in it because if I'm not allowed to do it, it must do something, must work something. otherwise they'd be like oh yeah go get

reflexology. There are those like there was that dude who used to work here just used to walk around always in bare feet around the office and like you know there are people wearing like suits and stuff around here like it's especially the people that work upstairs I don't know really know what they do. Sometimes I don't even think they're doing any work those people upstairs upstairs wear a suit to look in front of them. They're proper business men and women and he's rock around in bare feet but he because it like grounds him and he gets rid of all the the energy that your body holds on to by carrying your cell phone and all this sort of woo-woo stuff.

Richard's asked if it was a happy ending and it was I think. It was like I feel much better about it. You feel happy at the end? Yeah. So you know. So when you when you finish're like, I am happy. Yeah, I genuinely, after it, I was like, that was brilliant.

One of the best messages I've ever had. Are you gonna go back? I'm going back in a couple of weeks. Yeah, for another session. Well then, did it work if you've gotta go again? She said you've gotta have at least four. Ah, she would. Mm.

No. No. You said it worked. I did. But I wanted to work harder. No, let's just say, but they say therapy. You can't just go to therapy and say... Yeah, but if I could have saw back and had a chiropractor fixes me,

I'm not going back again next week to be refixed. If it's fixed, it's fixed! Sometimes it's fixed doesn't happen like that, Clint. You have to go back a few times. And if I feel that much better every time I go, I'll be going back for years. OK, so reflexology, I would say first step into Dan's woo-woo-ness. Next, you can have crystals up your bum or something.

Oh, if she does that mate, I don't think she's a real naturopath. Clint, Meg and Dan. Bella, good morning. Hello. She would say hello guys. Webgirl Bella, you had quite the weekend of the, Oh, a week in the radio awards last night, last week. Best new talent off here.

You were in the running for the award amongst like two or three others? Yeah, four. Yeah. Did you win it? Only nomination. I know. I did it. Okay, but it was great to be nominated. Although, like, right, you guys would know as well. Yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah, we know what it's like to be nominated and lose. And not win. Yeah, yeah. We've got that feeling. We've got that room full of losers, haven't we? Yeah, yeah. We know that feeling very well. So you decided to either drown your sorrows or celebrate the fact that you're still right there with the cream of the crop

By having a few drinks and we found out that you sent your boss a drunk voicemail Yeah, a drunk voicemail on Gchat Anyway, but I also didn't find it till the next morning I walked in and remembered it. In a while he was like, the voice message you sent, and I was like, what voice message? Okay, let's just listen to the beginning, because you definitely get more confident as the voice message to your boss continues. Hey Baker. So I'm sure where you are, but this is a voicemail sent from my current point of location I did say that if we all go now Sam is and he's my manager so I feel like this is tricky What? I don't understand a word you said. That was fully gibberish. Yeah even I don't know what I said.

What was your goal there messaging him? Um it was to get him to buy us shots. Oh yeah, to get him to buy us shots. There was a time he tried to say it in the mall. I think that's where this part comes in actually, your little request. Yes. If we all congregated in the same space, you would shout us all a shot. And look, look, look, look, look, look, look. You don't have to do it.

However, I am relying on you to cover my ass for saying this. Best New Talent nomination. You do what you do. Best New Talent nomination. You do what you do. And she said cover my ass there just so you can be clear. Cover my ass. Like cover the bill?

No no no, like cover my ass because I told the whole team that our boss is going to buy us a shot. But that didn't make any sense so he would have been like I don't know what I'm covering. And so I'm guessing he didn't listen to this till the next day. No he didn't. And he also said he would have brought the shots if he had listened to it. Yeah but he would say that wouldn't he? He would say, every boss says that. It's the shops if he had listened to us. Yeah but he would say that. He'd say we were probably rebosted. It's an easy promise when the night's over.

Yeah. Yeah. God you're a different person on the bus. I am but I'm still fun. You're still fun. You're still fun. Okay I went under the edge. If you can finish this, complete this sentence for us. I accidentally sent blank to the boss.

Yikesies. It's going to be some good stories in this one. Call us 0100 the edge of teases, 3343. Want you to complete the sentence. I accidentally sent blank to the boss. Nudes. Someone's text through? Yeah, not you, eh Dan? No, not me. I've never taken a nude in my life.

How does that? You've never taken a nude? No. You've never taken a nude? No, why would I? Why haven't you? I look like a piece of rump steak. Don't you say that about yourself. Treat your wife every now and then. a piece of rump steak. Don't you say that about yourself.

Treat your wife every now and then. She doesn't want to see it. Post up photos. We should get Dan. Dan, you have to take a nude. No, we should get Dan during eight o'clock to go sneak off to the bathroom, take a nude and send it.

Oh, I can't. And then read your reply out on here. It doesn't have to be R18, it can be R, you know. 13? What if my wife opens it on, like in front of her boss or something? Then she might get a little like...

How often is she like going, Oh hey boss, my husband sticks, we come take a look. Come have a look. I don't know, it might be the first take she does it. Last as well. Someone else has done that though, I accidentally sent nudes,

my boss has got the same name as my boyfriend. Oh god. I don't know if I believe that one, if I've been on purpose. Oh you think they did it on purpose? I think that's an excuse. Really? I don't know, how do you one, if I've been on purpose. Oh you think they did it on purpose? I think that's an excuse. Really? I don't know, how do you get that mixed up?

Let's go to Fern. Morning Fern. I accidentally sent what to the boss. I accidentally called, well not accidentally, I was fully aware of what I was doing at the time, I was wasted. I called my boss and was trying to set her up with my friend. Terrible, terrible decision. Jesus. Okay, okay. And how did it go down?

Are they now married and live happily ever after? No, absolutely not. At the time, I think she felt a bit awkward. So she was like, um, okay, yeah, sure. Because I was like putting the pressure on. Yeah, you know, he's got a bow. Like, he'll Yeah, you know. He's got a bow, like he'll take care of you. He's got a bow. If he takes care of you like he does that bow, you'll be set for life.

That's so good. Thanks, man. Thanks, man. Are we gonna sort you out with, yeah, I did say I'm gonna send you a $50 Peter Pit voucher. Eat your wallet happy with Peter Pits $10 flavor savers for a limited time. You can get a mindset.

I love Peter Pits. Back to the nudes just quickly. Yeah. Have you guys both sent nudes? quickly yeah have you guys both seen nudes yeah how often you seen nudes Meg when was the last time you sent one? oh a long time now probably about a year maybe less that's not a long time maybe ten months ago before I got pregnant maybe it would have helped full body ones and face and stuff um no yeah so if you go into my cloud, there will be nothing there. Yeah, and Clint, you're sending that?

Oh, I think I sent my first one only like not that long ago, like a year or two ago, and my wife was at home with me, and then I sent her, and then she obviously didn't have her phone on you, and I forgot about it. And then I just heard her like an hour later in the bathroom go, oh! Oh, he'd have to send it on 0.5, eh? Oh!

Oh! Have to have a new wide shopper as well. And she's like, hold on a second, there's another photo coming in, it's like a5, eh? Oh! Have to have it near the wide shop as well. If you say, hold on a second, there's another photo coming in, it's like a grid. And once you print them out... He has to send it on Google Drive. Alright, we're done with this. We transfer. Clip, Meg and Dan.

The Edge 10K. Here we go. 30 seconds is the only thing that stands between you and 10K. Bam,. Here we go, 30 seconds is the only thing that stands between you and 10K. That and maybe 10 correct answers. Starting with the letter that Meg gives you, you can pass, if we've got time we'll come back. No repeated answers.

And your time starts at the end of Meg's first question. Simple. Shantel's playing this morning, hey Shantel? Good morning. Good morning, Shantel. All right, 10K could be yours in as little as 30 seconds. Don't be nervous. Just to be honest. Oh my goodness. I'm super nervous. My heart is jumping out my mouth.

Nerves are good though. We've had a couple of shockers over the last couple of days. I think the key is Shontel as well. If you blank just pass and we'll come back. We promise people blank and then they spend too long thinking about it and then they've just I know they're done. Okay. Here we go Chantelle your letter is T K Name a day of the week. Tuesday. Something with wheels. Trailer.

A city. Kerronga. Something you can open. A puff. A fruit. Angelo. One of the five senses. Touch.

Something you'd find at the airport. Tree. A word used in sports? Touch. We're not going to get there, we have three to go. Oh my god, one, two, four, five, six, you answered eight but you passed once, you got seven out of ten. Not a bad showing. Oh wow. Although I did see Dan make a face at something you'd find at the airport being a tree.

Yes! I mean, you guys guessed you would. I know! But I think... I'll see them growing inside. But you could look out the window and there'll be trees at the airport. Here's the thing, you don't want trees on a runway. No, but I think, you're right, I think you'd have people defending you there saying, my airport has those pop plant trees and stuff inside.

Yeah, 100%. 100% is greenery and... Very well, very well. What was the one she passed? What was that again? Forth question. Something you can open, something you can open, which is a tin or a toolbox or something like that.

Toolbox. But I'll have you out there, you did very well. It was quite, it was at you almost. It was quite hard, wasn't it? Yeah, it was hard. Yeah, you gotta be pacing. It feels like you just need a little bit more time. Yeah, like another five.

Should we make it 40 seconds? Yeah. Yeah, let's do it again. Same letter. Coming up next actually, we have the announcement of the person that is going to be covering my maternity leave and you can meet her.

Yeah, it's exciting. Yeah. Oh, not that exciting. I'm not real stoked for Meg to go. Oh, actually, not that exciting. I'm not real stoked for Meg to go. Oh, actually, yeah, nah. I'm not excited at all. Well, be nice to her. Be somewhat excited.

Yeah. No, I'm really excited. Why are you so surprised to me? Clint, Meg and Dan. Very, very exciting to be able to finally announce who is going to be covering for Meg's maternity leave. Yeah. Yeah, we are very, very lucky.

She is very unbelievably qualified and talented. And we're going to get to know her right now. In three weeks time, I'm off to have maternity leave. Fingers crossed I'm getting some maternity leave this time. Last time I left four days before I had day two. You want to have a bit of time between them. I would love a bit of time between them? I would love a bit of time.

Finishing work and giving birth. I would love a bit of time. So I'm going off in three weeks and we have a replacement for however long I'm off, I think probably about four months, Ash London. Hello darling. I've been a little late press release about you, known for her unique music style. It's so cool when they read that. I know, and passion for supporting local artists.

Ash brings a wealth of audience. Are you impersonating me? What is going on, dar? Sounds like Germaine from our private school group. Ash's worked for many, many years in Australian radio, and I'm really excited for you to be joining the boys for the next wee while. Yeah, we're excited. I'm excited. And can I say, and obviously I'll cry, but you know, I'm honored that you would have

me because you know how much I adore you and I love you. And I get it that, you know, we work so hard as women to like build a career, but obviously we want to have a family and you can't have it all at the same time. Yeah. But I'm going to do my best to honor you for the next couple of months and you'll be top of mind and will you be with us in spirit and we will no doubt be stalking you. Oh, yeah. Oh, gorgeous.

That's weird, because I got to have kids and have my career and all that. You don't want to have this discussion with me on the radio. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is a rough one if you're... Especially in the next situation where you're the breadwinner. You've got to do it all. And it's tough going and you're an amazing family. And I am believing that this Mat Leave for you is going to be everything you hope for.

Oh, I'm getting that unicorn baby. Bubba go and sleep, take that boo. You're going to be kicking back, sipping margaritas, living your life, getting foot rubs. Oh, that sounds amazing. It's like margaritas. I want to go on Mat Leave. You've put the nice music in the background. Look at that. Yeah, that sounds amazing. It's like margaritas. I want to go on Mat-Leaf. You've even put the nice music in the background.

Look at that. Yeah, I'm really excited. What better way to get to know Ash London, Meg's map replacement, than with her show opener from 2021. Oh my god. Over in Australia. Australia. Yeah.

The Australian openers, I've heard some of them when I've been over there, like listening to the radio. They are intense. I'd be driving in my car and people on the street would like you'll hear the accent in a second that they would do and they would like yell at me in the street. It became like a catch cry. Because it is I mean we have the perception that it's like streaming live on 10w60 wallabaloo and 800 168. Tomato Wiffy. Yeah, just say it from Oola Oola. Jack O'Shaughan Chizzahissah! The gold microphone in his arm!

Emma's got a great nickname. Yeah, not me, just Ash. Oh, here it is. A to the F to the H to the London. A to the S to the H. Do it again! A to the F to the H to the London. Let me introduce you to Ash London, live. Whoa! You made me do what I thought you were.

That's epic. I'm so jealous. Yeah, why don't we get a cool, fun song? I wanted something joyous because I'm all about joy. Because my shows have always been about music, and you love music, love love. So I wanted something happy and joyous. Who's the singer, rapper? Who's the guy? He's this voiceover artist from America that they would get.

And once he sent me a DM to be like Ash London and I was like yeah man! So yeah but people would on the street be like Ash London live! And like in this kind of rasta accent. That's Clint's dream to have one of those accents saying his name. C to the L to the I to the N to the K. Hahaha the N to the N. That could got real bad. That is brilliant. I bloody love that. We might end up using that.

Why not? And we'll just tag in Clinton Dan. Maybe you DM him and see if you can just tag him. I'm sure you can get AI to do it Justin. No, we don't want to. Alright, we've just tuned in. We're getting some Ash London London who is Meg's maternity cover for the next few weeks. Next we're gonna find out what Ash London is going to bring to the team that's gonna keep Meg out till midnight this coming Saturday. If you want to be part of it stick around we'll tell you how you can also join us this Saturday night. It's going down this weekend. Just Meg out till midnight.

This Saturday is our very last chance to send Meg off in Southpush. She goes on mat leaf. We're keeping her out till midnight. We're going to start at Sweatshop 7.30. We're going to be there for an Auckland hoedown. We've got a booth, we've got a bar tab, and then we've got a bicycle that is going to be taking us all bar hopping through till midnight. Meg can't wait. Even though she's playing almost hard to get. She's like, I don't want to do this. She wants to. Somehow worked out into that. I just said I wanted to go home early and it's now become a big boozy night with the boys.

No and there's girls. There's girls. There's a woman coming so far. And Ash London, she's going to be covering Meg's maternity leave in a few weeks. And I've requested her. I've requested her to be there at least, please. She is coming but we said to Ash, everyone else is bringing something. So if you're coming, what are you bringing? She can just come as my friend. Well, you shouldn't have to bring anything. Also, what are we bringing, Clint? Nothing.

Classic standard behaviour. Well Meg, we are friends and I know you. So I was thinking, okay, she's out, it's late. I know what you're like because we're so similar. So I was going to bring my friend who is a GP. A doctor? Yes. So the second you have any like, oh my gosh, something's happening in my body. I'm going into labour. I'm anxiety spiralling. My doctor just goes, no, you're fine.

That's great because we couldn't find a midwife who would come out and party with us. Yeah, weird. They're all taking their jobs too seriously. Very rude. The GP's deliver that care, they know everything. Yeah, they're right. And if I'm worried about my daughter because they have health anxiety, I can just be like, look at her, has she got a rash? Very rude. Could GPs deliver that? They can, aye. They know everything. Yeah, they're right. And if I'm worried about my daughter because they have health anxiety, I can just be like, look at her, has she got a rash?

That was going to be my other thing. I was going to bring a portable monitor so you could just stare at Daisy any time. Very good stuff. Like a direct stream and I'll have good 5G internet so it's not going to cut out. Yeah, and just every now and then I can go in my handbag and be like, she's good. Just look. You don't have to go to your handbag, babe. I'll be following you around holding it up for you.

All you need to do is pivot your neck like this, done. So you're coming as Meg's little bitch. Pretty much. Okay, I'm in. This is great. Can she also give me a repeat on my Ritalin? I'm running out of it. I'm running low, you keep forgetting to ring that up.

I already have a GP. I'm so mad now. Yeah, I'm sure you can bring some for me as well. No, no, Clee, you don't have ADHD. Oh, yeah. Did you don't have ADHD. Did you do this before you went on maternity leave? Is this like a thing? No, it's COVID time, so I had to do my show from home. Dream life. Oh my god.

So I did Ashland and Live, my show, literally with no clothes on, because it was hot and I was pregnant and I was at home. So I was like doing interviews and stuff with no pants on. It was heaven. So I had no and then I quit. So I didn't even have maternity leave. I like left the show and went off and had a baby and never went back to radio until now. Until now. Was that before cameras? Because they would have still made us film that. We still have to broadcast from home. They send us like a camera crew to film us. We still have to put clothes on.

It's just a little webcam, so no one could see under my ginormous breasts. It took out most of the... Of course she's got a low cut top. Hey, well I feel like you're coming round to this. Megatron, but not idea now. Yeah, I did. Getting Jayden in as the hype guy was very good.

And now that I know I can have a monitor of Daisy 24-7, great. You guys keep bringing the shit things, like bicycles and bar tabs. There is nothing shit about a beer-sicle. Yeah. Hey, it's a bicycle with nine seats. You can get- Oh, I love those! Oh, man!

It doesn't have to pedal, though. No, no, no, no, no. Imagine she pedals too hard and goes into labour and has the baby on the beer-sicle. I reckon she pedals then. Oh my gosh. The dream. I'll pedal for you and me, Meg. I don't want you to

pig me by the way. Yeah he's just saying I'm gonna pigle you. We'll see where the night takes us. Alright thank you Ash you are in you're part of the crew if you want to be part of the crew just text us 3343 let us know what you can bring otherwise yeah Switch Shop, Brew bar in Auckland. Doors open at 7 o'clock, the Auckland hoedown. I think DJ Sean Hill's on the decks from 9. I think there's still at least four seats on the bicycle. Yeah. Yeah, so we need more people. And you've got to have good legs because I'm not pedalling. Yeah, we're not getting up the hills if we're not full. Thanks Ash. Clint, Meg and Dan. Dan, you have a confidence

slump. Yeah, I didn't know it was a thing. I've just been feeling a little bit down, a little bit lacking in confidence and low energy over the last couple of weeks. And so I did a bit of Googling a couple of days ago and it turns out I've got all the symptoms of a confidence slump. Yeah. Okay. Could you block your ears for a second? Right.

He had headphones on and just pushed his headphones deeper into his ear. Okay. So Clint, anyone listening, what I've done, is I'm gonna make out that I found like a quiz online and I've read somewhere that doing a quiz can make you feel good about yourself, you know? But I've actually written the questions that should be his slummed-out millionaire moment, that he knows all the answers.

Oh, and then he'll get really excited that he's absolutely nailed it and then get his confidence. Yeah, yeah. I love that. Okay, you like that, okay. Ears off. Hey. Hey. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I love that. Okay, you like that, okay. Ears off. Hey. Hey, yeah.

Oh, ears off, okay. So, I read a study that, if you like doing quizzes, I do like puzzles and quizzes with my husband every night. Every night before we go to bed, we do, obviously we do Wordle, and then we do a thing called strands, we do connections, we do the mini crossword.

And it's been really great for my confidence in that I know you guys we make jokes that I'm quite thick and stupid but it's actually made me realize that I you know I actually I I say stupid things and I don't really think before I speak sometimes but I do have a brain and and it's really helped me hone that and so I thought I find a quiz Dan and you know maybe if you answering some quiz questions could help you like it's helped me Okay, you can people play along as well and text me

Yeah, yeah, okay So it's just a general knowledge, okay Right Name The Taylor Swift's three cats the Taylor Swift's Three Cats. Hmm, okay. Ooh, this is tricky. Now I do know...

Um... Oh, God, I'm having a mind blank. Ooh, I feel like that... I thought you would have known that one, Taylor Swift's Three Cats. Yeah, so there's, um... Oh, they've all got funny names, don't they? Help me out on the text machine.

Oh, I'm gonna have to pass. Sorry. 0 for 1. Okay, so. I don't know, it's all right. 0 for 1. Mr. Mistoffelees, no, what is it? It's not our biggest confidence.

Benson Cooper, Benson Boone, there's someone Benson. Benjamin Button. Benjamin Button. Olivia Benson and Meredith Gray. I knew it was something like that. Oh, well he didn't get it. But I don't have to be in perfect score, do I? Okay, okay, the number question number two, we'll just move on for the one.

What are three, I wouldn't know, the three sizes of vinyl can come in? Okay, 33. Centimeters or inches? 33, ohizes? 45. It says 17 and 12 inches. This isn't going to Clan Clan. Over 2!

Maybe the third question would be better. Who won the 2017 Formula One Championship? 2017? I feel like that's like your thing. I think it would have been Lewis Hamilton. Isn't it Lewis? Look at that! I feel like that's like your thing though. I think it would have been Lewis Hamilton. Oh, I was going to say isn't it Lewis? Oh look at that!

I've got one, I've got one. Okay, question number four. What is a popular lunch or dinner dish made primarily from eggs and vegetables? Quiche! Oh, that's my favourite dinner! Yes, I'm getting there. Okay, two from four. Two from four, okay.

Keisha. Okay, there were a couple of audio questions, but I believe the audio has been lost, so finish this lyric. I'm just gonna have to sing it. Oh, gosh. Jesus. Cause I'm your lady.

And you are my man, next. So Celine Dion lyric Even the fact that you sung it I could get there Alright so this is good If I get one more I pass Yeah well now you're three from five So

Yeah if you don't get this one right You'll still finish at 50% Which I don't know what that does for anyone's confidence Wow this is so random But there happens to be two like Formula One questions in this quiz. Ooh, that's so bizarre. General knowledge. Daniel Ricciardo, former Red Bull Racing driver,

did a swan dive into a pool after winning which F1 race? Monaco Grand Prix. What year? Go on. Come on, Daniel. Oh God. Oh God, I thought... Twenty...

Twenty eighteen. He's just gone done it, Clem. Correct! Correct! Come on! Come on! Why are you not excited? You got four from six.

And I wrote the whole quiz to match your brain. I wrote that thinking you'd get every answer right. Really? The cat's one? I would never have guessed. You know Taylor Swift's cats. Oh, I'm afraid I'm a fan, but I wouldn't say I know them all. You know Taylor Swift's cats. You know her well. Clearly you don't. I thought you did. Olivia Benson couldn't have.

You're rubbing in the fact that he didn't get it right, which I don't know is helping his confidence. Clint, Megan, Dan. Clint, could have been a total failure. You're rubbing in the fact that he didn't get it right, which I don't know is helping his confidence. Clint, Megan, Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan. Scandal. Catch Rover, Winner, Koopra, pull off the ultimate highspir. Download in our free app Rover.

Do you know the name Nara Smith? No. Somehow I knew you guys wouldn't. Clint? No, I haven't heard it either. What about Lucky Blue? No. You don't know Lucky Blue?

Bonnie Blue. No, that's the only band's creator Dan. No, no, very different. So you never have heard of Nara and Lucky? No. They sound like children's TV characters. Right, they're not. They're, I guess, famous people, influencers, models.

Nara, what if I played you this audio from Nara? This is what she's famous for on TikTok. She makes things from scratch. She'll be like, my husband was feeling like a diet coke and so I thought I'd make one out of cola beans. If she talks like that. Oh, does she just do the, is she like a housewife and makes stuff and it looks like,

she makes your life look so incredible. You said she's wearing like designer dresses but then she's making like chips from scratch. There you go. No one in my family has attempted to make this dish ever since my grandma died over 10 years ago. But I was craving it so bad today. I really missed her, so I attempted to make it. This is one of my favorite dishes called kohl rouladen.

And I started by blanching my cabbage, soaking my bread, and then making my ground beef mixture, which was ground beef and egg, onion, my soaked bread. The reason why people like her doing so well on TikTok is because of Dan's reaction. People can't stand it or are getting so frustrated by it, so they comment, and then the algorithm starts pushing this person's profile. She's extremely popular on TikTok.

I mean, one of the biggest creators in the world. And now there's a lot of people doing exactly what she's doing. Yeah, and some people even take the piss out of it. But she is pregnant again with her fourth baby with her husband Lucky Blue Smith. And I want to- She's procreating, Jesus. Daniel!

Oh, I don't know, she's just annoying. I've got, I don't think she's going to have any similar names to what I will be naming my child, but I'll go through her three previous, actually I'll go through two of her previous kids and see if you can guess the third. How about that? Okay.

Okay, so you can get a kind of vibe of what she names her kids. Okay. First kid, Rumble Honey. Of course it is. That's the first one. Is she trolling us on this? Cause it feels like she's...

Is Rumble Honey like a first name or is that... First name and second name, Rumble Honey Smith. Second child, second daughter, Wimsy Lou Smith. Wimsy. Wimsy Lou. What do you think their son's called? Shackle Hockey. Okay, great guess, thank you Clint.

And that's just words, you've just said words. And that's a good guess from just saying words. Hokie Tokie. Okay, Slim Easy. Slim Easy. Slim Easy sounds like a rapper. Slim Slim EZ sounds like a rapper. Slim EZ, man. Sounds like a rapper.

So they are expecting their fourth baby. I think Shackle Hockey is close to Slim EZ. Yeah, I think you win that point, Jack. I'll give it to you. I'll give that to you. Yeah, you'll get that point. Can I have that one for my second one? Shackle Hockey.

So I don't know when they are due, but she looks like she's got a decent bump on display and she's been hiding it. So it shouldn't be too far away to find out what their fourth baby is going to be called. Damn, four kids. Yeah, and they're only young, she's only 23. Yeah. 23 and four kids!

Yep. God, and she's talking like that. Wow. And she's talking like that, what's that got to do with anything? Does she talk to everybody like that or is it just her thing on her? Every time I see that she sticks up for it, somebody goes, why do you talk like that? She goes, I'm just tired. Oh, piss off.

She's got three kids and she's 23, maybe it's true. Yeah, she'd be exhausted. She'd be so tired. If I called her and she's like, hi, how are you? I'd go, oh, you need to sleep, see ya. I'm gonna... I'm canceling our movie date. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through.

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