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Episode Date: February 22, 2026Clint, Meg and Dan recap their Trade Me art-off auctions and reveal the winner. They discuss relationship “curfews,” a Matthew McConaughey prank on Timothy Chalamet, and a Love Is Blind co...ntestant criticized for body expectations. A listener shares her prosthetic contact lens job. They play Easy Money, plan a Zara Larsson “Hit the Spot,” and debate fringe/bangs as a sign someone’s going through something. 00:00 Show Intro02:19 6AM Throwback Battle06:06 Coffee Catch-Up10:20 Scandal: Hilary Duff14:50 First Call of the Day18:13 Naughty 6:4022:03 Things We Love26:04 EZ Money29:28 Art-Off Crunch Time40:13 Hit the Spot Returns...44:22 Love Is Blind Goes Viral52:20 EZ Money54:31 Art-Off Results Revealed01:03:18 Cross to Sven01:06:52 The Fringe Theory...
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What are you two laughing at?
I was just laughing at this.
Meg, whenever that thing plays where it's like, Meg needed a break from these.
too so much. She went and had a baby. Meg like
shakes her. It goes,
oh.
I was just like,
maybe she wanted another kid.
Yeah. Maybe for that, all that.
I know. We hear those
the same time that you guys do, so we never
know what they're going to be. We have no say on what those
things are going to be. No, we don't write those.
That is good to know, though.
If you do need another breather, you're like,
is it worth a third kid?
Yeah. Get another six months off.
Let's just hope Miller never hears that. She's like, wait, so
she only wanted, she only had me because she was wanting a break from those two.
I get a break from these guys
and do my job somehow?
Yeah, big show today now
I have just, obviously you guys have done
art, if you haven't been keeping up with it
you went on a bit of a competition, the both of you, both
did art, on Friday they went up for
auction over the weekend. The auction
stops this morning. I've just
had a look.
Wow.
There has been some bids over the weekend.
I think Dan's shocked by the money
raised, but you and I Meg were like, no,
they'll make money. Oh, you'll be shocked.
Trust me. Oh, you'll be shocked.
So there were bids over the weekend.
I was thinking it might have gone dry
and then maybe we'll pick up a little bit.
Because we're not reminding people that are there, sure.
One of them has been a little bit drier than the other.
But we can get into that later on.
This is so exciting.
We have no hand on how Clinton you didn't look?
I did not look.
You can text Art to 3343 if you do want the link.
And I was tempted, but I was like,
as soon as I'd text art, it'll pop up on our tech screen.
And someone will be like,
Clint's trying to get the lake.
So we go on blind 8 o'clock this morning.
Also 8 o'clock as well.
We catch up with our Swedish reporter.
Sven, who's doing a bit of an Olympics
rap for us. Yeah, I don't really know
why we keep hiring him, if I'm being honest. He must be our
only option. Best in his price range, probably.
And very attractive, apparently, very
attractive. Really? I've never thought that
about him. Still 10 grand up for
grams this week as well, easy money. Seven o'clock
your first chance to get your hands on that.
Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my
gosh. Time to jump into your 6am throwback.
Us versus the playlist.
This morning, the playlist is ditching up
some, uh, dishing up, sorry, some
old school boy band.
In terms of popularity, I was going to say the second most popular, but maybe not.
Because you go Backstreet Boys would be the most popular worldwide in terms of boy bands, right?
Yeah, for sure.
One direction, actually, like I'm not really including them because I'm not talking like 90s boy bands.
Yeah.
We're being very specific.
Okay, so 90s boy bands popularity.
When Insinct came out, do you think they were the second most popular boy band at the time?
Yeah, but then you had that swagger of Westlife, Boyzone, you know, all the
British ones as well.
Five? Yeah, five. I feel
I mean, how many hats did Insink
actually have? Yeah, I think Annette maybe
had like four big hats. I could only
name this. Um,
this I promised you was another like slow jam, like
it was a great one to sing to the ladies.
Oh, did you? Oh, trust me
me back, he would have. He would have.
He would have tried. Jay Kelly if you're listening.
Oh, she's definitely
never forgotten that. She's never forgotten.
Gone?
Never heard it.
Well, to be fair, me, it could be right
because there's only two in sync songs
in our entire playlist.
They must have had more than one hit.
Yeah, they did, but Justin must have ditched them quick as
when you think about it, he must have been like, actually,
I'm just die here.
Yeah.
Well, there's other options for the throwback this morning.
Jay-Z, on this day back in 2017,
was the first rapper inducted into the songwriter's Hall of Fame.
Incredible songwriter, Jay-Z.
Oh, yeah, good, I was like, this is the radio version?
He sits alongside people like Marvin Gay,
Bob Dylan, Dolly Parton, Bruce Springsteen, Michael Jackson.
He's the only rapper in there.
The other option, Michael Jackson, we just mentioned.
On this day in 2003, it came out that he'd been bleaching his skin.
So he always denied it, right?
He always said he had some sort of disorder.
Van der Lago.
Yeah, but apparently there was multiple people that came out from medical places
that said that he was going in and getting his skin peeled,
then bleached.
Man, that guy must have had, I mean, he did, had the best music
to the point that, like, he's literally bleaching his black skin to white
and his, you know, very disturbing allegations against him,
and everyone's still like, yeah, but he has good music.
I know, like, it was like his music was so good,
no one wanted to believe any of the rumors going around.
Yeah.
And the one that I keep seeing on social media at the moment
is that he created Neverland with a theme park and stuff,
not to attract and enticed children,
but to keep them safe from Epstein Island.
That's an interesting one.
And I had friends, like, posting that and being like, look, he was saving the children from this other island.
And I was like, okay.
I don't know.
It seems like random that it's only just come out now because everyone's talking about Epstein Island.
And then I was like, how can we spin this to...
Oh, but he wrote a banger.
But Michael Jackson, the movie, I guess it's all topical of the moment because the movie's coming out and his nephew, I think, is playing Michael in the biopic, which is out in April.
It'll be interesting to see how popular that movie is because there's a real sort of divide between people.
Especially after that Netflix.
special came out and a couple of guys
spoke up about what it was like
being a child and being involved
with Michael Jackson. And the final one
this morning, which I think we'll go with, is Arina
Grande back in 2019. She
became the first solo artist
to hold the top three spots
in the US Hot 100 chart in the same
week, which had only
been done, I think, once before by the Beatles.
She always, at the end of every year,
basically, is the top female artist
streamed. Yeah. She's super popular.
All right then, ironically, bye-bye by.
in sync and Ariana Grande.
Love this one.
Your 6am throwback.
Ariana Grande, your 6am throwback.
One last time on the edge, it's just gone 11 past 6.
Time for a little coffee catch up.
I've got a question I'd like to put to you, Meg, actually.
Me?
And all women.
Oh God, okay.
Oh dear.
You're in behalf of all women here.
Okay.
Brilliant.
You're the representative.
Okay, let's say your husband guy is going out on a Friday or Saturday.
He's going out with a boys.
One of the boys having a birthday.
What is the question you want to know before he leaves the house?
What time will he be home?
Why?
Why do you need to know what time?
He's a grown ass man.
He'll be home when he's home.
My wife didn't ask me.
Because I don't sleep until he's home.
Because you worry.
You worry, don't.
I won't sleep properly until he gets home.
So then when he gets home at late 1 in the morning or 2 of the morning,
I can finally sleep properly.
But I'll sleep lightly because I think it's an intruder or you're dead.
What happens if he's like going away for the weekend?
then do you have the worst sleep the whole time?
Yes. That's why I don't like him going away.
What do you mean? Of course.
Because I think somebody's like broken in,
which is either a person or a ghost trying to kill and rape me.
And then...
A ghost, Jesus, I think.
I've read those stories online.
Yeah, no, like I have the worst sleeps if he's not there.
Absolutely.
On the flip side, I don't know if you're the same, Clint.
But if Hannah said, I'm going away for the weekend
or I'm going out tonight, I'd go, get him.
Get him. Yes.
Don't worry about coming home until like 3 a.m.
you want. Yeah, guys, it's the same to me. He'd be like, just come home whenever.
Just without, like, I wouldn't think. I wouldn't hear you, and if I do hear this,
is where what happened. Oh, hey, baby, home.
Should I go? Yeah, and I go, okay.
I'll see you. Back to sleep. If guy says he'll try and be home by one, and it's like two,
I'll be very upset. Oh, I know. Okay. The fact that you have a one o'clock curfew
though is very nice of you, but a friend that I was out with, his curfew was 11.
And he goes, what time do you have to be home? And I was like, I don't know. Like,
my wife didn't stay. She didn't ask for a time. And he goes, no, my one asked for a time. And he
set 11. You should always
say later because once we have a night
head there, I feel like the time is okay because we go
okay, 1 a.m., that's fine. But then
if it's later, then the time you give
us, that's when I get really upsy.
Problem is at 4 o'clock in the afternoon when we're deciding what time,
we don't know how good the party is
going to be, or how late. Nothing good happens after
like, one anyway, really.
I've never had. I've never had a night
that started getting good at 1 a.m.
I'm never, I'm never gone. I'm glad
I stayed out to 1 because it got way better then.
Yeah. It ended up being like,
We were like, all right, it got close to 11, so we're going to get an Uber.
And then all of a sudden there was like a surge going,
and all of a sudden it was like 26 minutes to get an Uber.
And I was like, we could have walked home like in the same sort of time.
So he's like, I'll give another half hour and then we'll see if the surge has gone down.
Surge is still there half an hour later, but now it's half 11.
And then the tech starts coming through.
And I'm like, what is she still doing up?
So then we start walking to my place.
And then he's like, well, I'm already in trouble now.
So I'll just hang out and have another drink.
No, you know what?
He seems like someone that's stuffed up before many times.
Right, he's either hooked up with another girl or he's done something.
He's just turned up drunk really badly.
And she's had to put the curfew on him.
I completely agree.
And he didn't, Paul, he didn't rally the next morning.
They had something on.
They had a family dinner.
Or it was like birthday party.
He said to me, he set his alarm for 6 a.m.
And he goes, I'm going to get up.
I'll sort out the kids like I always do.
And that is the only way you can, like, get past it if you do, like, muck up.
You rally.
you're really hard
and you rally before in your life.
I just think once you're a grown-ass adult
you shouldn't have to have like a curfew
anymore. Nah, pray for that guy's wife.
It sounds like he's a nightmare.
Feels like you're going back to like being a kid
and your mum's like, what time are you going to be home?
Yeah, but if you have to be treated like a kid,
meanwhile, you're having beds with all the boys
and all the boys who aren't relationships
are just living their best life.
Living their best life, then go be single then.
If you want to be single and stay out to whenever
and not have a wife worry about you at home,
go be single.
And also, is this your best life?
You've been complaining about it all.
Good morning.
Girls chat over here.
Yeah.
Thanks to her.
Hey, I think we've sicked up one.
I got home and I was like, my wife, I was like, oh, she's so chill, so chill.
And I like tiptoed in.
I could hear her.
So it's like, oh, good, she's so indebted.
And then as soon as I slipped into the bed,
stopped.
And I was like, oh God.
And then all of a sudden just her side of the room, like beams with light when she taps her phone to see what time?
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Cool, huh?
Yeah, that is great.
That's really great.
Hilary Duff is coming to New Zealand, yay!
In October, she has a new album out.
She's been very honest on this album.
And she has a sister, Haley Dove,
who was kind of famous,
but I feel like mostly famous
because she was Hillary Duff's sister rather than...
Oh, this is the young.
She's the older sister, Haley Duff.
Haley Duff.
I've never heard of her.
Haley Duff.
You guys know Haley Duff, don't you?
No, I've heard.
Haley and Hillary, the parents are, I mean...
Too close.
Too close.
She may have got a name wrong.
Haley's 41.
Is that old Hillary then?
It is Haley.
Haley Duff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I feel like Haley Duff only became famous because her little sister became
famous.
Yeah, right.
It was a weird thing because I don't think she would have been famous in her own right
if Hillary never became it.
So we didn't get to know it as well.
But they were sisters and they were loved.
sisters back of the day, but apparently they have fallen out big time there not speaking
anymore and Hillary has spoken about it. It is. It's definitely about my sister. Just absolutely the most
lonely part of my existence. It's not having my sister in my life at the moment. Really
struggled with thinking about including that on the record. But it's funny as a person
that exists in the world without my like other half, so many people are having that experience.
A lot of conversations I have with people that have, me too, me too, me too.
Yeah, the song's good, we don't talk, and it's reflecting her a strange bond with her sister.
I think we've got a little bit of a here.
A chorus or from the beginning?
Let's go from the beginning, then we can hear the chorus.
Not sure when it happened.
Not even sure what it was about.
If I did something different, would you feel something different?
Would you at least let me hear you out?
Okay, now let's listen to the chorus.
Fun, a beat, like, I mean, for a sad song.
It's a catchy song, isn't it?
Have we got a clip about her whether she wants Hillary to hear it?
Haley to hear it, sorry.
I don't think that would help.
I think I have to just exist as a person on my own and do what I want to do.
I hope that for everyone, that is where I'm sitting,
you have to do what you want to do.
And you have to do what feels good for you.
It's taken me a lot of time to get there,
to not care what the noise is going to be around it,
just be me.
I don't know. I don't know if she'll hear it.
I don't know how she'll react to it.
But, you know, it is a really personal
part of my life
that doesn't get to stay personal.
So I might as well say how it is for me.
Oh, God. I couldn't think of
anything worse than my sister, not talking
to me about a feud that we had and then released
an album, not telling me about it. And then being like,
oh, well, it's my feelings and, you know,
okay. I mean, that's a relationship over.
And then doing interviews about it,
The thing is as well, from what it sounds like in the lyrics,
it's one of those arguments,
and I think these are the most peasy.
There's no, they don't know what it's about.
I hate those arguments.
I tell you what, I think, I think Haley knows what it's about.
Hillary's going, I don't even know what happened.
And Haley's like, you know exactly what happened.
What do you mean?
Well, have they talked about it?
Because I've been in arguments before
when someone just stops talking to me or whatever,
and then I have to approach them to go,
what was it about?
And then they go, oh, I don't want to talk about it.
It's like, well, you clearly do,
because you're not talking to me.
So,
get it off your chest.
Haley Duff,
I just had a birthday
a couple of days ago.
She turned 41,
so I wonder if she reached out
and, you know,
do you still wish your sister?
Happy birthday?
My worst nightmare,
but one of them is,
because now that I have sisters,
daughters,
that they will fall out one day.
It's horrible thinking about siblings,
not being friends anymore, right?
But it's always families,
a lot of the time.
You know, families are a funny thing.
Yeah.
Life's too short.
Make friends again.
It's a bit of a bang.
It is.
Cool to have a song written about you.
Yeah, hey, always.
Like I always said, hey, Beyonce can sing about your tiny peen.
She's still singing about you.
I don't know about that one.
All right.
First call of the day next.
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Set the tone for the morning for us.
Beyonce song Tiny Paine.
That'd be a B-side A.
Hopefully.
Clint, Megan Dan.
Let's go.
First call of the day.
First call of the day.
First call of today this morning, Millie.
Good name.
Morning, Millie.
Millie has such a cool job.
Morning, Dave.
Millie, you make and paint prosthetic contact lenses.
We've been discussing off here what that means.
I thought maybe for like we to workshop.
Dan, you were thinking...
Well, I was just thinking maybe it's people that want a different eye colour,
but I'm sure there's other uses.
Yeah, like Halloween and stuff if you want a certain type of lens.
Yeah.
Why are you doing it, Millie?
Oh, well, it is for that, you know.
It is for some costumes, but it's also for people that might have, you know,
damage to their eyes.
This is amazing.
Such a niche.
I was just saying to the guys, you know what they say to be successful, find your niche, like Meg just said.
And I think you've found it.
That is a real niche thing you're doing.
Well, so you get like a contact lens and then you're actually like, are you like painting onto it and creating like different shapes and colors?
And like, how does it work?
Yeah, we use dye to put prints and images on and make it look identical to their good eyes.
Okay.
And I mean, there's got to be like so much control around that as well
because if you're putting any sort of dye into a lens that someone's going to then wear in their eyeball,
it'd have to be like unbelievably safe, I'd imagine, like the rules and regulations around it.
None of your clients have gone blind.
No, not yet.
That's good.
I've got one more question.
Millie, so there are ones that you can get that you can kind of cheaply buy and you put them in,
they kind of really look like you're wearing contact lenses.
The ones that you have like undetectable, so almost with eye-carriage.
color?
Pretty much, yeah.
Wow.
It's like long-lasting, not disposable or anything.
Fascinating.
That's incredible.
So if someone wants some nice contact lenses from Millie, how do they get in touch?
You normally do you like spec savers, all the other opt-ons.
How do you get into this job?
What did you study?
I mean, it's just a lab technician.
I didn't actually need to study anything.
They just, because they're the only place that does it in the country.
Wow.
So you just learn on the job.
Wow.
Well, it's fascinating from one artist myself to another.
I'm really fascinated by your craft.
You're not an artist.
In fact, Millie, have you looked at our art between me and Clint?
Oh, me, sorry, I haven't.
No, that's funny.
You still can.
If you text Art to 33443, there's an auction.
And it'll close at 745 this morning.
Whoever's raised the most money wins.
Of course, some of them, they may both, or one of them may auto-extend,
if there's a bit of a bidding frenzy.
but we'll hope to have a result by 8 o'clock this morning.
Yeah, I mean the theme was beauty, Millie,
so they both had to paint something that was their idea of beauty.
Someone's commented on the post which we put both paintings up
and said Meg's equals beauty, Clint's equals death.
Right.
So they obviously didn't hear my explanation,
but the explanation is there, Millie, in the Trade Me article description.
And once you read that, it'll be obvious.
Millie's regretting calling us for first car off the day.
Yes, in fact, she's hung up.
Absolutely.
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Coming up next, what did Matthew McConaughey
do to Timothy Shalame
on the set of Interstellar?
It is one of the sickest pranks
I think I've ever heard.
I don't realize they were in the movie together.
It's too minute.
Timothy's like a smaller role
but he plays, I think, Matthew McConaughey's son
or boyfriend or something like that.
Boyfriend.
Boyfriend of his daughter.
I was going to say, mate,
that's such a leap.
You haven't seen the movie.
movie, Clint. I think it's his son.
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at 640.
I've seen this over the weekend.
Matthew McConaughey and Timothy Schellam may have done
an interview together for variety.
Yeah, I think Tim's got to quite a few coming out. I think he's
interviewed quite a few people and it's
going to be a series. He's quite a good interviewer.
If acting doesn't work out for him,
which it is, but if it does, then he can do
interviewing. It's because he's not going to get nervous
talking to celebrities. Yeah.
That is his world and, you know, he's a
Also, he's like me, except he's much better.
He's a big tryhard.
He tries hard at everything.
He is a tryhard.
And there's nothing wrong about being a tryhard.
So, yeah, he's interviewing Matthew McConaughey, who I will say, side note, is looking very old.
Like, he looks like he's sort of a bit haggard.
He definitely hasn't had Botox or anything.
It's been a long time since Full's Gold.
Yeah, it's nice to see.
I like it when anyone ages, you know, naturally.
And they're talking about the movie Interstellar, which they were both in.
Matthew McConaughey played Cooper in that, the main role.
And Timothy Shailer, May.
He played Tom, who I believe is Matthew Connoy's son.
Yes, but had a side part more than the sister, who, Murph.
Murph, yeah.
So he was, yeah, very part.
And they got talking about something that happened on set on the last day of filming.
I got to say, you know, my last day on Interstellar, I was very moved.
I was sad to be leaving, you know.
And I went in my trailer, and I went in the bathroom, and there was a huge turd.
And I quit.
And I was like, I felt so disrespect.
Because I thought, oh, man, I know I'm not the star in this movie.
but like who's coming.
So I went around to all the huge grips.
We weren't in the suburbs of Canada.
He's big guys.
Hey, do you guys, you know, let it loose in my trailer?
And they said, no.
And I went up to Nolan on set, too.
I just said, I went to be done my truck.
And he kind of pointed to Matthew,
and I liked that.
Matthew, he had this devilish grin on his face.
Like, right now, man.
I said, why'd you do that?
I mean, he said, it's a coming of age, baby.
He's like, you know.
A little souvenir.
That's a true story, though.
What are he said?
That's a weird thing to do I.
Actually since Timothy was like a younger bit part actor.
He was a kid.
Yeah, at a child and he has Matthew take a dump.
Like as, I mean, as the A-list actor in this movie,
he was like, you know what I'm going to do?
Where's that Timothy boy?
How do he got his own trailer?
True, true.
He could take a dump and leave it there.
That's the sort of thing that Clint would do to one of the interns here.
Yeah.
You know?
If they had their own, like, toilet area.
Yeah, we are going to electric have this weekend.
We could do that.
Yeah.
Actually, you know what?
When we went to Electric Havitt was like my second year on the show.
Clint was pulling rank and we were sharing a room.
And I had gone to bed earlier.
And Clint had been out, classic, probably in the Heineken lounge.
And he came home about 1 a.m.
And I was fast asleep and I woke up to his ass in my face and he was doing a fart in my face.
And as he was doing it, Clint sent me a voice message.
And he was whispering going, Meg, Meg, I think I'm going to farting Dan's face.
I planned it. What a pathetic little man.
Well, that's better, isn't it, than just, just little,
joke just for me.
I was like, no, Meg would like this.
Clint, I really did like it.
I appreciated it so much.
I'm very sad to have lost that audio.
What a sad couple of individuals I work with.
One that decides to do it and the other one that laughs
and encourages it.
Oh God, do I love?
We're there from Thursday after the Shirtle Sunday,
so there's going to be an opportunity for a round two.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to wait.
I'm going to stay up late just one night just to get him,
even if it's 5 a.m.
All right, well, that probably brings in nicely things we love.
next.
On a Monday, it's nice to take stock
in those moments,
those relatable moments that we love.
I had one happened to me recently
and I wrote it down
to bring it up for this segment.
Oh, someone did for you?
No, I just thought of something
that I might think we'll all agree on.
Okay, cool.
Keep one eye open, Clint.
Close the bigger.
Yeah, dad had to dig it too far
into a bare ass. That's the problem, though.
No, that is risky.
You never know.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Stinky B.
Monday after the weekend, you know, starting another brand new week.
It's nice to look back at those little moments that we love.
It's kind of like, you know, when something happens, and you go, oh my gosh, I wish I could bottle that feeling up.
And if I'm feeling down, just open the bottle, take a whiff.
I think I have one of the best that I think all of us can relate to.
I was talking about it with my husband over the weekend, and I think this one, if I could bottle it, I'd be on a regular purchase system for me.
Okay.
Like a subscription?
Yes.
No.
The feeling when you suggest to a friend, either a series, a song.
or a movie and they come back
and they say they loved it.
Oh, good, yes.
When you recommend that?
When you recommend something to me, like, oh, I think you really
like this show or this movie or this song.
I think about you and I think you would like it
and they come back and go, I love that song, I blasted it or
I love that series of like complete.
That feeling of that satisfaction that you knew
that person well and you found them something that they now
enjoy. And they have the same love as you.
Do you know the thing I don't love though?
Is then when they come back and they want another recommendation?
You go, oh God.
Oh God.
No, I've got to find something else.
And then they hate that.
That second recommendation.
That feeling, if you say, like, oh, there's a book I think you'd like.
You should give it a go and they're not really a reader.
And then they come back and they go, I love that book.
I inhaled it.
Oh my gosh.
I feel top of the world.
Yeah, it's great.
For me, and this is a very small one, but people I think will recognize it.
When you get a brand new toothbrush.
Oh, yeah.
And then you realize how shitty your old one was.
And what you've been putting up with for so long?
Because I had one for like a year now and it was time to move.
And so.
It'd be every like three to six months.
Yeah.
No, piss off.
A year's fine.
Google it.
Three months, every three months supposed to change a toothbrush.
Electric toothbrush head.
Yeah, yeah.
A year?
A year's fine.
No.
Oh.
It's supposed to be feel good.
So you've only had like 38 toothbrushes in your life?
It's disgusting.
I'm just Googling it.
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
No.
It does.
What does it say?
Three months.
Three to four.
Yeah, three to four.
Really?
Yeah.
No wonder it was shocking.
It would have been flat.
It was a nightmare.
You'd have to turn it on its side to get any of the bristles in.
It tastes like garlic.
Oh, Dad, I can't actually think about the room.
Absolutely.
It's the worst thing you've said.
Your old toothbrush tasted like garlic.
Let me use it.
That is disgusting.
It is just so foul.
No, but you know what I mean?
Boil it down to just a new toothbrush.
Yeah.
It's a nice feeling.
Texca came in.
I like this one.
When you see a dog's tail wagging so much it looks like they're going to take off like a helicopter, I guess.
Oh, yeah.
When their bum moves as well, when their bum starts shaking around.
Oh, my girl, yeah.
I love when an episode, you're watching an episode of something with your partner,
and it ends, and then it goes, next one playing in seven, six, five, four,
and you say nothing, and they say nothing because you know she'll be going to bed,
and then it starts playing, and you're like, yeah, we're going again.
Hannah, my wife and I will go, we'll see that, we'll go.
One more, and Hannah will go, go on then.
Best family ever.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're in for another 45.
Let's go.
And when you connect with your partner and then,
one of you goes, should we just get
takeaways tonight? And they're like instantly like,
oh God, yeah. That is that connection.
When my wife says, should we get takeaways
tonight, I could marry her again. Yeah,
my husband's like that too. If I go, you know what,
they just get Burger King or something.
It's my favourite thing.
No, it's when my wife said you're saying, but it ain't takeaways.
Honestly, Claydon.
I'd rather eat in, if you know what I mean.
You can't do that every week for things we love.
Yeah, okay.
You must love other stuff.
Yeah, not as much as that.
Clint Megan Dan
The Edge
The Edge's easy money
Here's your shot at $10,000
All right
One past seven, good morning
and let's see if you can smash it this morning
Like Auckland did Wellington
And the football over the weekend
Jesus, it was 4-0 at half time
Finished 5-0-0-0-0-themed football
That's a big high score in football
And then if you missed it
The Wellington Phoenix coach
resigned after that game
Did he?
Yeah, he stood down
I know all the details
But you stood down after that
All right
We're playing with Daniel
Good morning, Daniel
Morning.
Morning, Daniel.
Now, are you and Danny Burke?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
All right, we haven't had a winner from there.
You could be the very first, Dan.
If you give us 10 correct answers,
starting with the letter me gives you in 30 seconds,
we give you $10,000 to kick off your week.
Okay.
All right, if you need a pass, do it early,
and if we've got time, we'll come back.
Sweet.
Your letter is F for Frog.
Frog?
Yeah.
All right.
Letter is F.
your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question.
Here we go. Good luck.
Let's do this.
Give me an animal.
Fish.
Something sweet.
A hobby.
Fencing.
A dish you eat hot.
Pass.
Something you see in the mall.
Fashion clothing.
A reason to be late.
Pass.
A word Indian E.
Fine.
A solo musician.
an Oscar winning movie
Time
Damn he went quick
Too many passes
Dan sorry
Yeah but he did do it early
I thought he did it early enough
But then once you get your third pass
It's gonna be hard to get time to come back
The trick is to know when to pass quickly
Forrest Gump and Frozen
Probably would have been the siters there for the Oscar
Yeah true
Um uh...
Yeah Oscar Winnie Movie fences Fantastic Beasts
Forest Gets
Forest Gump Frozen
Okay so that one wasn't close
But there is another chance after 8 a game this morning
Are our art auction still open guys
I do believe they finish around 745 just before 8 this morning.
Gave ourselves a little window in case there was a bit of a bidding award towards the end.
You know the auto bid that extends?
Yeah.
So that we can hopefully have a winner by 8 o'clock this morning.
Whoever raises the most money by getting the highest bid on the trade me auction wins at 8 o'clock.
You can text art to 3343 if you do want to see them.
How is your skin feeling?
It's thick.
This money looks thick.
Very.
It's always quite thick.
It should be, Clint, because we've put both painting.
you and Meg's paintings up on social media.
There is some comments.
A lot of rough ones for you, if I'm honest, Clint.
A lot of lovely ones for Meg.
Jealousy.
Yeah, green, not good colour on a lot of people, I think, online.
I think they're jealous.
If you want to get your hands on electric game of tickets,
I know it is sold out.
We're going to be given away a prize pack of three tickets.
Two nights of common, $500 cash just before nine,
but also on Friday morning, if you are in Christchurch,
730 Hagueley Park, netball courts,
Dan is going to have two VIP electric have tickets strapped to him with $200 bucks cash
for the first person that can take them off of him.
It's stand final days.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's so nice.
Last four days of you.
I know.
Yeah.
I could not survive that, if I'm honest.
Yeah, it's quite scary.
The fact that you've avoided a broken collarbone the last few times is quite...
Yeah.
I think it's my time.
My time is coming.
It's Clint versus Megan Dan.
I have challenged Clint to an art off because Clint is good to every...
thing. He's very inspiring
in that way as my friends, that he is
able to back himself and just naturally be
talented at anything he tries his hand at.
We've got to crunch time now. We've put both paintings
Clint and Meegs up on Trade Me and
Auctions finish at 745 this morning.
You can text art to 3343
to see both paintings and both auctions.
I would like there to be one thing in the world
that I can positively 100%
say I'm better than
Clint Randall at doing.
So, and that'll be decided 8 o'clock
this morning based on who gets the most money
for their artwork.
We're revealed both paintings
to the public on Friday
and they're up on social media
they've been up there for the weekend
and there's a lot of comments
from different people
commenting on both pieces of art
I'm gonna start with a couple of comments
of Meg's
from people that have commented on yours
one of them just says
does it come with the signed photo
of the artist
because that is stunning
oh no it doesn't
but it is signed though
and it will be my second piece
I've ever sold
my first one when I was 10
someone else said
what did you get for that
80 bucks.
Okay, okay.
Well, you take art to 3-3-4-3
if you want to see if Meg's gonna fetch more than that
with this one.
You can see the current bit there as well.
Second painting.
Someone said awesome painting Meg, well done.
Someone else said this is beautiful.
Some of the best art I've ever seen.
That is very kind and I hope that I can only improve
and you might be the person that owns my first ever piece
before I start selling them.
That's going to go up in price.
That's going to absolutely only get more and more.
You put it on your insurance if you win.
What would you insure it for?
hundred bucks
so that's what Meg's saying hers is worth
if you win mine
I would insure it for about 2,000
oh I wouldn't
why do I keep doing this to myself
it's interesting you say that Clint
very interesting you say that
because there's some comments on your one as well
oh great great what would you describe yours as by the way
before we get into it because that was obviously
interesting because someone said Meg's equals beauty
Clint's equals death
someone else said Clint's
I haven't read the description on my trade me
auction obviously
I explained how it means beauty
you're going to let me talk now?
Someone else said...
I'll decide.
Clint's gives me...
Probably not.
Clint gives me anxiety.
Does he have unresolved issues
that we don't know about?
Because it does look like
an idea of depression,
that painting, if I'm honest.
I would not want that in my house.
It's made me feel a bit nervous.
Someone else said,
is there a fun to pay for Clint's therapy?
Oh.
No, he's got enough money for that.
I feel sorry for Clint's canvas,
another person said.
Meg's, this is my favourite comment of the ball.
Meg's is stunning.
by the other guy looks a bit shit.
Okay, that earns the most.
Out of all the comments,
the other guy.
Nah, they knew what they were doing.
No, they don't, come on.
It's as good.
Clint has a Phoebe buffet vibe.
Oh, when she makes that artwork
with the, like, the dolls coming out of the canvas.
I thought that was quite unique.
I don't really see that, that depth.
You are Phoebe anymore.
The theme, as we said, was beauty.
Someone else just said, did Clint get told
the vibe was violence?
So I don't know, they're an acquired taste, especially clints.
You can see them, as I say, Art to 33443 if you want to see them.
I was surprised by a lot of people, Dan, saying that they more were disturbed by the fact that I don't think they thought your theme fit, beauty.
But they thought that your piece was quite good.
There was a couple of positive comments, yeah.
Like I tried to say, like a dirty rugby jersey shows triumph.
It shows compassion, shows commitment.
Have you ever been in the birthing suite?
and you've heard a mum screaming,
and it sounds like the worst thing is going on in there,
and then all of a sudden it produces life, and it's beautiful.
Yeah, but it's still, I don't think the mum goes,
take me back to that moment.
Put my placenta on the wall, thanks.
Yeah, I'd love to remember that for the rest of my life.
I'm just saying, beauty can change form,
and mine was, obviously, balloons,
and then I popped them,
and balloons symbolize joy, celebration,
and that joy just took a different form.
There was a couple of positive comments,
but both those people were high-security prison inmates.
So you can keep bidding.
Art to 3343.
It closes at 745 this morning.
Have you placed a bid?
We'd love to know.
Yeah, actually, that'd be good to speak to someone who's actually,
because, I mean, everyone can have an opinion,
but those who are actually placing a bird
who actually at some point wanted it in their own, in their house.
Yeah, just text through saying Clint's looks like a duck at my windscreen.
There are no feathers.
I did think about it.
All right, if you've actually placed a bird
or you're contemplating doing that this morning,
I went under the edge.
I want to talk to Christine Randall.
Good touch up.
She placed multiple bids.
Just on the bids.
You can bid on our artwork that went up on Friday on TrayMe.
Just text art to 3343.
You will have 30 minutes to do so.
And then 8 o'clock, the winner between Meg and myself
will be decided by the highest bit.
Now, I am going to give you an update on the bidding
in terms of what the monetary amount is.
But I will give you an update on who's got the most bids.
Okay.
So like bidding wars.
So, Clint, I'll start with you.
Your blowin' away painting is up on Trade Me right now.
You can text art, by the way, the 334-3 if you want to see it.
That currently has 48 bids.
48 people, or at least 48 times somebody has decided they want that.
There's about 10 people that have placed bids, but 48 separate bids.
Meg, your beautiful Twilight on the lake.
Yes.
that only has 27 bits.
So Meg would be hoping.
Pinto has the richest biters.
That's right, yeah.
27.
My mum yesterday, I saw her and she said,
I want to put $100 towards your painting.
And I was like, what are you talking about?
She goes, well, I want to, like thinking it's like some sort of like go fund me thing.
Like crowdfunding.
And I said, mum, no, do you know how an auction works?
I was not who raises the most money.
People don't get to share it and have a week each.
at their house.
I was like, you have to be the highest bidder to win.
And then she's like, well, how much money am I going to need?
I was like, well, I don't know.
You're going to have to be waiting on the auction.
And then you know what?
If you're listening, Mum, I don't want my mum to swoop in and save the day.
First time ever.
Here we go.
Reverse psychology.
He's doing it reverse psychology.
It won't feel like a proper win to me if I win because Mommy saved the day.
So, mum, just chill out.
Save your money.
I'll make you one for Mother's Day.
Now, Nalish is text through.
I don't know if I could recreate something as good, but anyway.
Morning Nalish.
Good morning.
Morning.
So have you placed a bid, first of all, or not?
To be honest, I haven't actually seen the art.
Okay.
I love Max.
Oh, I love you.
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
But you did have something to say about Clint's one?
Oh, yeah, I just heard Clint trying to sell something.
so he's trying too hard to sell his pain
He says a lot, doesn't it?
Nillish.
He said that Clint is a good salesperson,
but the world's best salesman can't sell shit.
He does try though.
Thankfully I don't need to.
You haven't seen the artwork yet, Nillish.
I want him to see it live,
and then you'd be like, oh my God, Clint,
you'll be calling out with an apology.
No, it's probably...
You don't need to.
Exactly how you imagine it.
Thank you.
Yeah?
Sorry.
No, you go.
Meg was going to cut you off and hang up on you.
What were you say?
No, no, nothing.
It's just out.
Oh yeah, I will definitely see and then I will play the bit.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
I'd argue that the current bit is too high for what it is, but anyway.
You can imagine it.
It's basically a black canvas with splatted paint off.
Blasted red, black and white paint.
Oh, and the darts are still in there, the ones that obviously popped the balloon and then created such a bit.
In fact, Dan got to throw a dart.
So Dan even had a little bit of an influence on how that.
That does piss me up, actually.
So you've got about 25 minutes to place a bit if you still want one.
Okay.
Because they close at 745 this morning, we will reveal the winner after 8 o'clock.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Scandal with Meg.
Scandal is thanks to AUSA's Alfred Street Party.
General admission tickets available at Eventbrite.
Kelly Holiday is going to be there.
That's a great get.
Yeah, that's awesome.
That's cool.
It's very cool.
It's very cool.
I love it. I've seen it maybe four times.
I've seen it. You've seen it.
I've seen it more than Matthew McConaughey, the main actor, has seen it.
Wow.
I've never seen anything I've done twice.
Really?
Yeah.
Really? No way. Come on.
You've seen Interstellar once?
No, come on, man.
No, that's it.
Okay, no CNN, no variety. You've seen Interstellar once?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
You're doing yourself a disservice, man.
And then have a listen to how many times Tim has seen Interstellar.
I've legitimately maybe seen it 20.
two times or something. I saw it 12 times
in theaters when he came out.
His girlfriend set him up a screening of
interstellar for his birthday. This is true, man.
This is true for my last birthday.
And I was grumpy on the way there because I didn't know
where she was taking me. That's my birthday. Why are we driving 30 minutes
outside of L.A.? I got to the theater. It was interstellar
and IMAX. I said, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I was so grumpy
on the drive. I mean, he can kind of
get away with it because he's not a main role
in it. If he went to see one of his movies
where he's the main role. Like Marty Supreme.
Yeah, it'd be a bit like kind of like,
12 times at the theatre's
like, is that Tim
watching his own stuff?
I kind of understood
his explanation, Matthews, afterwards, as to why.
Because you know there's some actors
that don't ever watch her own stuff?
I find that crazy.
Day Maggie Smith was famously,
she's passed away, but she never saw it once.
Especially if you're in like an avatar
or a Jurassic Park because so much of
the movie is created after the fact, I would imagine,
and it comes to life.
But he was just saying like when he watches a scene,
it takes him back to that moment.
He goes, that 30-second bit
they just watched, took them like three days to film
and all the drama that came along with it
and so he's experiencing all that again
rather than just relaxing and enjoying the movie
for what it is like we would.
I think it'd be extremely hard to enjoy a movie
when you're in it and your friends are in it
and you had all the egg sandwiches
before or after the scenes and you know like you can't
how do you take yourself?
I once watched the two with McCauley Colkin
who said the same thing.
He was like he can't watch Home Alone
because he remembers that he had like a Coke can
behind the camera on one of those scenes
and he'll be like, I just remember all that stuff.
For sure.
Yeah, so your mind isn't really enjoying the film
because it just keeps running around
and all the other things that happen
that people can't see.
But I need to check it out by the sounds.
I've put it down on my like things to watch.
You'd love it.
It's very good.
You'd love it to watch it together.
All right, cool.
Coming up next.
She sold out her first gig, Auckland Spark Arena.
She's put on another show, Zara Larson.
Yeah, I have a hit the spot opportunity for you, Dan.
Oh, yes.
Oh, okay, Zara Larson.
Yeah, I have my first request, actually.
Oh, have you never requested a song for Hit the Spot?
I've never requested a song for Dan to do it.
You're the boss, if you want it, I'll do it.
Okay.
It's the edge 29 past seven.
10 grand up for grabs with easy money at 8.
Clint Megan Dan.
Hit it, hit it, buggy.
Hit it.
Hit the spot.
Whoa.
All right, Dan's beloved, hit the spot.
The man that has the power to hit it.
Every time.
God, she's good with words.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
She's a wordsmith.
I've given you to the show.
It's a realtor.
simply simple game, one that you could play along, even in the car.
When you've got your favourite song playing on the edge,
you just mute the song, continue to sing,
and then bring it right back at the chorus and see if you're in perfect time.
And nine times out of ten, Dan is.
Yeah.
Look, we've had a lot of success recently.
People come up to me all the time, they're like, do you ever miss?
People come up to you all the time.
Yeah, well, not all the time, but they'll say, when they do us,
they'll go, do you ever miss?
And I'll say, well, we only upload the good ones.
Don't we really?
Let's be honest, we don't upload the shitters.
Yeah.
Well, is that time you missed, and then you didn't realize it was in front of Guy Sebastian.
I know, that was a shock.
And then he came into the studio, and then he did his own song and smashed it.
Right.
Okay, so what's this one?
What's the song you want to be to do?
Yeah, this one is going to be a little bit longer.
It's fast.
She's the it girl at the moment.
She's coming to New Zealand in October, and I think you could hit the spot with the midnight sun.
Big song.
Sold out her first gig at Sparkarena in Auckland.
She's put on a second show due to hide a mind.
Well, it's a hard for two.
All right, do you want to hear the part that I think you can do?
Okay, yeah.
I don't know the song well at all.
Okay.
Oh, God.
So I'm going to have to learn the lyrics.
Okay, Meg's been chatting with me behind the scenes.
Yes.
It's a fair amount of time that you'll be singing archipella.
Yeah, so here we kick in.
And now I want you to start here.
It's the midnight sun kiss, getting on your chest like this.
Hold me like the pebbles in your hand in there's your sin to sing.
Yeah, summer isn't over.
It's got a good beat.
I like it.
because it's got a good beat, so I like a song
that I can keep the beat to with my foot.
Okay, so I need to bring the music back up on Sun.
Also, a side note as well,
Cal who does the day show once we wrap things up a tent.
He's got a double pass for you head along to Zara Larson
with a nice and easy cuticle
every day this week.
Okay, so when are we doing this?
Because could I do it?
Could I have a day?
Can we do it Wednesday?
Yeah, if you want to do it Wednesday, we can do it Wednesday.
Because I just need to learn the lyrics.
Yeah, absolutely.
I think you have a lot of fun with it.
Okay.
Don't wait.
She's there, girl.
Okay.
Yeah, this one needs to be good.
Yes.
All right, best of luck.
I'll do my best for you, Meg.
Thank you, Dan.
Clint.
Meg and Dan.
Quick update.
Megan Clint's are doing an art off at the moment to see who's better at art.
We've auctioned off both paintings on Trade Me.
Both auctions.
Update have now closed and sold.
Oh, congratulations to whoever won both pieces.
Sold to the highest bidder.
There was one auto extension on one of the paintings.
There was a bit of a bidding war going on.
Oh, wow.
I will have the full results.
Who won?
Oh, God.
After 8 o'clock this morning,
oh, it's tantalizing.
Oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
How are you feeling about it, Clint?
I don't know.
Neither.
He's got an air of quiet confidence about it.
He'll air of quiet confidence as loud.
Okay, if I'm being honest,
obviously I like to win everything.
I'm very competitive.
And if I beat Meg at her special skill,
that's not going to make me feel great,
because Meg's my friend,
and that's the thing she's great at.
Don't let you throw it in the beginning now.
So it's like I want to win but also not at the expense of beating my friends.
You might have seen this clip over the weekend.
You might have seen this clip over the weekend.
It went bonkers viral of a man on the reality show Love is Blind.
If you don't know the premise of Love is Blind,
you sit in a booth where you cannot see who you're talking to
and then at the end of like two weeks you choose to marry one of them.
Yeah, you've got a proposal,
you're not allowed out of the pods.
Yeah, so it's trying to prove that love is blind in the way
that you get to know their personality, their soul, their thoughts,
their feelings, not seeing their looks at all.
And it's you meant to be going in where you don't judge them.
Most of the time the people are very hot anyway,
so it kind of defeats the purpose.
Whereas I think it would be a really cool concept
if it was just actually like a pool of people
from every range of person.
Because usually the initial attraction is physical, right?
Exactly.
And so they're trying to see if that can be taken away.
And there is one guy that's gone viral over the weekend
that did get out of the pods
and ended up matching and proposing, I believe,
to a doctor who is, she is on infections,
a infections doctor, so she was like front line with COVID.
Very intelligent, beautiful woman, who is actually very thin.
And he didn't think thin enough, though.
Like for me, I'm like, without sound like fucking dickhead.
Like in the normal world, like, I date people who, like,
do, like, crossfit and shit.
So, like, I'm trying to, like, somebody who, like, works out all the time.
And, like, has, like, a different type of...
I don't know.
A different type of like body?
It's just like somebody who does like Pilates every day
or like someone who's like working out every day.
It's hard for me to be like physically into it.
I just don't know if it's like there for me.
And let me describe to, obviously you can't see this woman,
dark here, brown eyes, tan skin,
and if you know New Zealand clothing sizes,
I would say a 10, maybe a 12 at a push, at a push.
Like she is not a big woman.
Not that that would matter anyway,
but I'm very confused.
Yeah, and this has happened in the past on other seasons as well.
Me and Clint loved this reality show,
and we always talk about it together.
There was one guy who used certain questions in the pods
to try and find out what the girls looked like body was.
He thought he was being clever to try and work out if she was skinny.
And this is the way he did it.
It's so bad.
I love buying clothes for girls.
Yeah, what's your size?
What the fuck?
Would you like working out?
Yeah, not a huge fan.
Yep.
Ooh, I get along best with individuals that do work out.
Which is funny because she actually clocked him
and she was a very fit and obviously did work out
but instantly knew what he was trying to do there.
And the girl he ended up with,
this was the question he asked her in the pods.
If we were to be at a music festival,
do you like being on a guy's shoulders?
Yeah, you're up for the challenge
and you're picking out?
Yeah, but will I have trouble picking you up?
Actually, if that comes up.
very superficial.
It's terrible because
don't go on this reality show.
Go on a show that you do get to see each other like
a Love Island, you know, which is all about looks.
But this is love is blind and they're still trying to make sure
that they don't get a big girl, which is such an eye roll.
He may as well have gone how much do you weigh?
Yeah.
You know, stop beating around the bush.
What an idiot.
We were thinking, how did you know that they were definitely not your person?
Was it a first date or the second day?
Something they said or did and you go, oh, we've got a clash here.
Even worse if it was like three months in and something happened and you were,
oh my God, you're not my person.
I've just wasted three months with you and I definitely know what you just did or said or didn't do or didn't say.
You're not my person.
Which is what that doctor is going through now.
I imagine with realizing, oh, you're into CrossFit and Pilates girls and that's saying a lot.
Yeah.
Should have mentioned that in the pods, buddy?
Yeah.
Why weren't they for you?
Yeah.
Just that moment, sometimes it is just one thing and you just go, huh?
You're not my person.
Not my person.
What was it?
I went under the age week.
X-3-343.
Talking about love is blind,
and we've got another one of those guys
who, I guess, is now showing his true colors
now that he's out of the pod and he is engaged.
Yeah, he matched up with a frontline doctor
who specialises an infectious diseases,
or a COVID doctor.
Smart, very smart.
Very smart.
Very smart woman, who is about a size 10, I would say,
and he said that her body was not specifically the type of body,
which is a Polardi's body that he wanted.
Unfortunately, not smart enough to see through him,
in the pods, but I guess that just shows how good
some people are putting up a front for
at least a week. Especially with cameras.
Yeah, before you find out who they truly are.
We'd love to know what was that moment
when you just realize you
are definitely not my person.
Someone's a text story saying when he chewed
with his mouth open on the first date, that'll do it.
People that like chew loudly
and stuff, there's no need for it.
Yuck. Right.
Someone else said, I'm 5'4, I arrived
on the date and he's 6'7.
Oh. I know.
couple like that.
There's a bit of disparity there though.
They work, but it is tough.
It is, yeah, saw next.
This is an interesting one, but I get it.
Ceti didn't understand why guys had to ask
their girlfriend's fathers for permission to marry
their daughter. It's a weird
one if you're just having a conversation, but I think
it shows respect. Yeah, I think it's...
And if you're wanting to marry somebody's
daughter, I feel...
Well, why would the dad get us say?
Well, I think it's her traditional thing.
Yeah, you do it for his permission. You do it just to be polite.
You do it out of respect to say that this is the most...
Yeah, this is the most important person in your life
and I would like her to be the most important person in mine
and there's a responsibility there, I think as a father of a daughter,
I would like to think that the person asking me,
I want to know that they take that responsibility on as seriously as I do.
And mum.
I feel like mum gets just, should get as much say, right?
She asked Hannah's mum and dad.
Good man.
When I asked my father-in-law, now he said, yep, he said,
fine with me, but I can't speak for Jamie's mum.
Wait.
And then she said no.
I love that he was like, fine.
I mean, either way, I can't.
All right, Jenny, I'm at the edge.
How did you know that they weren't your person?
They kicked a hedgehog.
This was about three months in our relationship.
We were on a camping trip.
And he was drunk.
That's disgusting.
Which is no excuse.
That poor, that was when I realized.
Yeah, that's when you run.
Yeah.
What did the hedgehog do to deserve that?
I actually can't hate a person more that I don't even know.
I would have discussed being human to think that that's funny
to kick an innocent little animal that's just trying to live its own life.
How long, Jenny, after the kicking of the hedgehog, was it done?
Oh, I probably hung on for another month after that.
I don't know why.
But you knew in that moment, you're like, that's the moment.
Got to find a way out.
I ended up getting back with my ex-boyfriend after that.
Wow, that's powerful.
Interesting.
Yeah, you're like, well, you never kicked a hedgehog.
You might have chided on me if he comes.
He's a horrible person as well, but he doesn't kick hedgehog.
I'm kidding.
And Briah, how do you know when somebody's not the one for you?
When they don't return their shopping toys.
Amen, girl.
Isn't there like a, I feel like there's a saying for it?
Cartnarks.
Is it carton?
Oh, no, that's an Instagram page I follow where he, like, makes people put their carts back.
They say it's the only thing that you can do, like, for free or something.
that proves if you're a good person or not.
But wait, where's he leaving it?
Just putting it up against like a bush or something?
Yeah, like easier, easiest place.
Like, it saves a lot about a person.
I guess you go then, if he's doing that, what else is he doing?
Or not doing, yeah.
Yeah, we're a pig.
Bri, you need to follow Cart Nucks on Instagram,
cart with a K.
And he just, he pretends either like, he's like law enforcement.
And he just waits for people to leave their cart
and then starts a confrontational interaction.
Yeah, one minute he's not returning car.
next minute he's kicking hedgehogs.
You know, it's just a gateway, isn't it?
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
The Edge.
The edge is easy money.
Here's your shot at $10,000.
Here we go, one past eight.
The fastest way to win 10 grand in the country.
10-9s is starting with the letter me gives you between the letters E and Z.
Hence easy money.
The cash is yours.
It's Rachel taking it on this morning.
She works in life insurance and $10,000 but pay some bills and maybe a holiday.
Yeah, nice.
Nice.
You do it all with 10 grand.
Good morning.
Hi, how are you?
Good, great.
Okay, you can pass.
If we've got time, we'll come back.
You just can't repeat the same answer twice.
Are you one of these people that listens and goes,
oh, that was easy.
I could have done it.
Not really.
Sometimes.
Sometimes it is.
But, yeah.
Let's see how you go.
All right, Rachel, your letter this morning is O.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Your time will start at the end of Meg asking your first question.
Compose yourself.
And we're rooting.
We want you to win.
Come on.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
Give me a boy's name.
Oliver.
A band.
Oasis?
Something you'd have for breakfast.
Oat.
A mammal.
An occupation.
Occupational therapist.
Something you find in a living room.
An ottomer?
A male actor.
Par.
An American state.
Orlando.
And an animated film.
You were like, when you were six from six, we all started standing.
We're like, we're on here, we're on here.
And then you threw out a pass.
Oh my God.
Unfortunately, the male actor, uh, Olin Wilson.
Orlando Bloom.
Yeah, but then she said Orlando for the state.
Is it a state?
I actually don't know.
Yeah.
Orlando.
I think it's Florida.
Florida, yeah.
You know what?
There was people in the office standing up.
That's how close you were.
Oh, you started so well.
Oh, man.
That was great.
Yeah.
Go back and try again, Rachel.
I would love to see you win.
She was very good.
Yeah, okay.
back again tomorrow morning,
seven and eight every morning
until we give away 10 grand with easy money.
But next team.
Let's do it.
Come on!
The Ardorf.
We'll recap some of the journey
that's got us to this point.
One of the auctions,
you said that both closed,
but one of them continued
to auto-extend behind the scenes.
Yeah, so auto-extended,
there was a bidding wall going on.
That auction has now definitely closed.
Both paintings have been sold.
But for what?
What was the ticket?
Me and Clint have no idea.
Two very different pieces of art.
Could have be more different.
The winner is the one that sells their out for the most money.
Of course, all the money will be given away on here this week to a deserving cause.
The update next week.
It's Clint versus Meg and Dad.
We're at the finish line.
Yeah, you guys have gone head to head in an art off to see who is better at art.
It's Meg's chosen skill, isn't it?
Yeah, something I've been practicing for many, many years now.
My dad is a fantastic artist.
and his mum before that.
And my mum's good at drawing as well.
So I'd like to try and hone my talent and see if it's hereditary.
Not really.
Definitely something needs to be learned.
You both put your paintings up for auction over the weekend.
They've been up for three days.
Both paintings you'll be pleased to know have sold.
But the winner is the winner the person that made the most money in their painting.
All right.
Well, when do we paint Thursday?
Yes.
Some just used paint.
I ended up getting balloons filling them with paint
and then attaching them to a canvas
and throwing darts at them
and letting the paint almost paint itself.
Some just used paint. Yeah, it's a painting.
I use paint and brushes.
I don't think Clint touched his canvas, literally.
I don't think he touched it with his hands.
No, I don't think you did either.
Didn't create itself, Dan.
And actually, Dan got stuck in Andy through the first dart
and then had quite the influence in the final result.
Create art.
Oh!
Oh, it went all over my staff.
Yeah.
Oh.
There goes my painting.
So I spent 25 minutes sketching a painting,
which I then had to, got covered in red paint,
had to throw in the bin and start again,
and I didn't sketch anything I just painted.
Which I'd argue the sketch was rubbish.
And I think the final thing you've got now
is a testament to your art.
That wasn't.
Right, it's not what I wanted to.
It pushed you in the right direction.
I'm not sure that.
A lot of people have weighed in. Meg's mum had to say as well.
It's not too bad.
Compared to yours, yours is...
It's different.
They're very different.
They're very different.
What's he going to say?
It looks like a volcano to me.
It's better than I thought.
I know.
How does he do it?
She also very much, of course, like to her daughter.
Twilight, really.
I know.
Oh, that water is incredible.
So they've both got bids.
They only had a dollar reserve, so they both have sold.
The auction's just wrapped up.
We'd love to speak to you if you are listening this morning,
and you are the proud new owner of either mine or Meg's Art.
Yeah, if you haven't seen them as well,
you can text art to 33443.
The article's still up with both paintings.
But yeah, we'd love to speak to you if you won this morning.
Bridget said that mine looks like I painted it with my non-dominant foot.
That's actually a great burn, Bridger.
I actually enjoyed that.
Yeah, yours is...
I want to love it.
I really do.
I really want it, but it sucks.
I don't like it
Meigs, yours is gorgeous
Thank you very much Dan.
Team Meg all the way
It's been really nice having Dan on my team
It's never happened before in our careers
And are you excited for this to end
So you can't wait
Because it's really hard
I was gonna say Dan you've done a really poor job
Of being impartial
But let us find out next
Who the winner is
And who has raised the most money
Of course if you missed it
Every dollar that has been raised
With these two paintings
We'll be given away on here
We'd love actually you
to help us find the person
persons or family that is going through a bit of a tough time that this money will help.
And when I say this money, I have no idea how much money we're talking.
It could be like 40 bucks, could be 400 bucks.
Yeah, it could be a bit embarrassing.
38 bucks if that's going to do you well.
Okay, I'll say this.
It's more than that.
Okay.
Okay, so Dan, you have the results.
If you do want to find out the results early, can you text Art to 33443?
Well, the auctions have closed.
They're gone now.
No, you can see Art to 3343 and you can still see the paintings.
Okay, otherwise you've got to wait three minutes along with us.
Oh, someone just texted saying, we won Clint's.
All right, we'll get them on.
Find out if they got a bargain.
I hope they didn't.
Have they had to pay through the nose for it?
$2 would have been a rip off.
Last week, Meg challenged me to an art off her special skill.
And we have had both of our artworks up online for the last three days
with you able to bid on them.
The highest bid is the person that ends up winning the challenge.
Clint and I...
All the money given away on here this week.
Sorry, Clint.
We have no idea what they have sold for.
We never saw any of the bid.
We have been locked out, blocked from the page, etc.
Now, we've managed to get hold,
and I'm not going to say if it's the winning painting or not,
but we've managed to get hold of the winner of Clint's painting this morning.
Chelsea, good morning.
What a day for you, Chelsea.
Good morning, good morning.
First of all, congratulations.
Oh, thank you.
It's actually my son.
My son has been harassing us all weekend for us.
Oh, he knows it.
How old's your son?
Yeah, he's 10.
Oh, yep, it's the market for Clint's one.
You know, we spoke to someone else earlier this morning
that was a kid as well that wanted it.
So there's two kids have been bidding for it.
Brilliant.
Where's he going to hang it, Chelsea?
And is it going to go in his room?
Yeah, it'll go in part of place in his room.
Wow.
Are you concerned for your 10-year-old son that this is the page?
It's very dark.
It's very dark.
Yeah, it's a bit like stranger things, I think.
Oh, yeah.
Very strange things.
Yeah.
Okay, well, I love that, what's his name?
Finn.
Finn.
Finn.
Yeah, Finn Leigh.
We'll own probably the first and last ever piece of artwork that I ever create and sell.
So excited to have him hang on the wall.
I hope you paid through the nose for it.
Okay, here we go.
Is it the winning painting, though?
Let's get on with it.
With 61 bids, earning a final bid of $345.
Is Clint's painting.
Which means?
Which means, with only 27 bids, but earning $66,000,
Meg, you take out the art off.
Congratulations.
666.
Whoa, isn't six?
That's the devil's number, isn't it?
Oh, piss off, Clint.
Should have been Clint's painting, to be honest.
Oh, incredible.
That's incredible.
I was, wow, I'm like genuinely, like, obviously stoked I beat you, Clint.
But I thought, after I painted, they said to my husband,
we were driving home after work,
that I'd be stoked if it sold for $100 because this is just a side little art hobby that I do.
So I can't believe somebody would pay that much money for something that I've done.
I mean, we're trying to get a hold of the person that has won yours,
but they paid sick.
Meg, think of that, $66 they paid for your painting.
I can't. I can't actually pay them that.
That makes it quite emotional, actually.
So what there's just over, I can't remember.
what you said mine went for, but around just over a thousand bucks collectively?
Yeah, it's over $1,000.
Yeah, just over.
So 345 yours went for Clint and Meg's 666.
Yours was a bit, there was, yours was sitting at like 280 Clint, very late in the piece,
and then there was a bidding war for the last 10 minutes of its thing.
Well, it does mean that even though this thing that, yes, some may find silly this competition
between Meg and myself, all in good fun, means that hopefully a thousand dollars would be given
away to some family or somebody
who's going through a bit of a rough time and this will really
bless them and so hopefully you'll be able
to help us find who that person might be this week.
Yeah and thank you so much to the person who
did buy my piece. It means more than
you can imagine that you would spend
that much money on something I've done. Thank you. And I'm like
in all seriousness, I'm so proud of you Meg.
It's been such a joy to watch you.
Like you are genuinely just so
talented. Thank you. So so talented
and you have proved it. Like that painting
if you can see it, Art to 33443 is
a masterpiece. Oh my God, look at that. It's 30 seconds
left of Dan be nice to me until this segment's over.
I'm so good at it.
And I'm allowed to say as well,
it was a beautiful painting.
I just didn't want to undermine my work
by big up and yours,
so I had to keep that pretty quiet
for the last few days.
$66.
Isn't that incredible?
I'm actually really disappointed
that Dan ruined your first piece of art
because I don't imagine
would have been as good as the one
that you ended up doing.
So thank you, Daniel.
If any thing, it's because of me, you did it really.
Oh, they were going back to it.
All right, can we stop finding things in crap out now?
Okay.
Okay, great.
Unless you're a listener and you would,
like to try and be cloned as something.
You know, it takes me drinking.
Thanks, you can't go.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, oh my gosh.
The games have wrapped up, have they?
Yeah, they're finished.
I think they finished yesterday.
Oh, okay, well then I'm wondering
how much there will be to say, I suppose.
Well, why are we still paying him?
I don't really understand.
Do you think you'll still be there?
Because there's wrap-up and stuff.
There's like after parties.
There's, you know, all that.
True, true.
All the slabs that come out.
Are you talking about sphere now, a Swedish reporter?
Yeah, of course.
And I imagine he'll still be in Italy
to get all the goss from after.
All right, well, he is currently sitting on hold.
There he is, if you want to bring him in, Meg.
Crossing to a live reporter in Italy at the Olympics,
it is Sven.
Good morning, Sven.
Good morning, everybody.
Thank you so much for having me.
Before I move on, I just wanted to say,
Clinton, I thought it was so good of you all those years ago,
so inspiring when you came out as a homosexual on the radio.
I thought it was such a fantastic moment.
Oh, no, I was just being an ally
at the rainbow parade over the weekend
and just supporting the rainbow community,
but still very much straight, Sven.
And I think you were talking about Mike Peru.
It was a delay, maybe.
Thank you, JJ.
As you can hear, there's a bit of a decay
on the line this morning
because I'm coming to you from a new defecation.
I'm coming to you from back in my hometown
again, Stockholm, Sweden.
It's my beautiful hometown.
And as we have a saying here in Sweden,
Oh, a hunny be huli, the hudda, hoot, bli, ble, ble, ble, ble, to do, do, to do, do, to do,
the day, would die, would day, a day, a day, a day.
Daew, a Fyndi, a Ford, a Mitsubishi.
Yeah, what does that mean?
It doesn't have an English translation, but it's just trust it's good.
Right, yeah, you know, okay, thank you.
We take your word for it.
So that's what you're reporting from today, Sven.
How come you're not at the Olympics still?
I don't want to talk about it, JJ.
Those cheating, stinky Norwegians, they got 18 gold medals.
And you've heard it here first, a Sven exclusive.
But most of those athletes from Norway are on performance-enhancing drugs.
In fact, I saw two of them smoking pee.
I see that's quite the allegations, Sped.
I don't know if we can officially...
You have to say allegedly at the end.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
Better, thanks.
Thank you.
It will just protect you and also us as a show.
So can you tell you?
Can you tell us about the Olympics, Sven?
This delay is...
I've lost them, I think.
I can't hear them.
No, there's...
Because I'm speaking to...
I'm speaking to JJ Dom and Mike on the breeze.
Yeah.
And I can't hear it before.
No, I still...
I've dropped that.
I'm hearing nothing from them.
Okay.
Well, we'll have to leave it there, Sven, if you can hear us.
Thank you.
And we'll catch up with you next time.
He's not even there anymore.
Do you want to send us out with your Swedish sign off?
If you can still hear us.
Sin?
I don't know if he realizes he's still alive.
My goodness.
We've got to stop paying him.
Are we paying him?
I hope not, Meg.
That was a shocker.
Well, yeah, you were bloody quisbury most of that, Dan?
Oh, I don't want to be involved.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
It kills you by association if you get in there.
So I think we'll be the last time that we talked to him.
Nice.
I tend to think he might pop up again on the show, unfortunately.
Someone says Sven sounds Dutch.
Maybe he is.
We always said he's from Sweden.
Yeah.
the Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
My wife's looking to do something that some might call drastic,
and I told Meg about it,
and she was like, what's she going through?
And I was like, what do you mean by that?
She goes, well, that's what you do when you're going through stuff.
Meg said women listening will know exactly what my wife is planning on doing.
So let's take some calls and see if that's right.
Hi, Alicia.
If you turn your radio down in the background,
what do you think Jamie is planning on doing after I reacted like that?
A fringe of getting a fringe?
Yeah.
Getting a fringe, okay.
Interesting guess.
A fringe?
Yeah, okay.
Well, there are more texts coming in.
Clint, would you like to read some of them?
Chopping her hair off?
Yep.
Getting a fringe.
A drastic hair cut.
Is it bangs?
Is it a fringe?
Changing her hair.
Is she cutting her hair?
Don't let her cut her hair.
That is crazy.
Yes, she wants bangs or a fringe or whatever you call it.
What's the difference between bangs and a fridge?
They're kind of the same thing.
Some people in overseas called them bangs,
but a fringe to me is more like a full straight across,
like you've got here over your forehead.
Banks can be like split in the middle like minor.
So you could get a fringe and then as it gets longer develop it.
Into bangs, kind of side bangs.
Jamie would look good in bangs.
So she, yeah, so Clint randomly said to me,
he's like, oh, Jamie's thinking about getting a fringe
and that was my instant reaction of like, is she all right?
Yeah.
Because every woman goes through a stage in her life,
she goes, I'm going to get a fringe.
Either she is going through something
or she's recently looked at somebody who looks good with fringe, like Dakota Johnson.
And she goes, huh, maybe I can pull that off.
And you can't. No one ever can't.
But can't you just, can't you test it by just holding a bit of hair across your face?
It's not, it doesn't, it's not quite the same.
Like, if I get my ponytail now and I put it in front of my face.
You look crazy now?
Yeah.
But I think that's because you're holding a ponytail over your face.
Yeah, it doesn't quite show the same.
I think you would have gone through an existential crisis if you've done that.
Maybe she's even crazier.
this and I use that in the nicest way babe
if you're dropping kids off on the way to school and listening
to us. I said
who would you get to do it? And she goes, I'd probably
don't just do it myself. Yeah, she's going through
cut your own base. You need to be nice
to that woman. What is she going through? What's
happening? Is she leaving you? Is she leaving you?
She can do whatever she wants, whenever she wants.
Maybe she's finally had enough, Meg, we've been saying it.
No, she'll be a point. She's going through
some sort of tough time. She's stressed
about something. If she's at home and she's
planning on gutting a fridge, Clint, you need to look
deeper. Okay, okay.
I mean, I did cut six holes into the bathroom walls to get that bidet,
and I haven't patched them up yet, but it's on my to-do list this week.
It's censor over the edge.
They could be it.
She's like, I need bags.
I need something for me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know why we all go through this phase,
but we do at some point in our lives go,
I'm going to count my hair off,
I'm going to get a fringe,
and it's just like a, you know, a passage of right with women.
Maybe just slowly, but surely over 20-odd years of living with Clint.
It's just slowly whittled her down,
and now she's just the stump of a woman, you know,
and she needs to...
Stop, but that's not very nice.
Actually, I want to improve this theory.
What were you going through when you cut a fringe?
Because I know there's going to be stories.
Yeah, because when you got bangs or you got a fringe,
if you were just loving life, I guess that undermines the theory
that you don't have to be going through anything heavy.
What were you going through?
In fact, the last time I cut a fringe, I believe,
is where my husband had his mental health blip.
So there's mine.
One of those clinton.
Okay, so you tell us if you've ever had bangs or a fringe
and then tell us what you were doing at the time.
Yeah.
And we'll see if the theory actually is legit.
Maybe they're both going through something.
Clint got bad days and she's having the bangs.
Yeah.
You know, it's both their way of communicating.
Could be it.
Yeah.
All right, oh, 100, the edge is our number.
We've got a double pass to our musty movie to give away as well.
Next, Rhino, we're talking about bang.
Well, getting a fringe is it is also known.
My wife is looking at doing it.
And Meg said, what's she going through?
And I was like, what does that mean?
And then it turns out everyone who's been flooding,
us with texts and calls
knows exactly what you're talking about me
because it means you must be going through
like a big life change
to go right and now I'm going to get
a fringe. A lot of the time it's after a divorce
or a big breakup where suddenly you cut
your long hair off, maybe get a fringe at the same time
it's just
something that happens. I don't know why it happens
to our brains. What is it about the
bangs or the fringe that it's like a
cleansing? I think all of us honestly
sit there and we think, am I one of those girls
that can pull off a fringe and we never know until we
try and then most of the time we
good, we go, no, no, that's not for me.
There's a very silly few that
can successfully pull off a really good
blunt fringe. Someone said they lost their
job at the company they'd been with
20 years. Boom, here gone.
Bob and a fringe, all together.
Pop and a fringe. That's a combo.
Bloody how. 20 years is a long time.
Okay. Kristen, morning.
Morning.
Morning, Kristen. Why did you get bangs?
So it wasn't just bangs. I also gave myself an
undercut. Oh, Jesus.
Shaved off half my head.
Oh, that must have been something very big.
Oh, God.
So I was in the middle of studying to become a nurse,
attending placements, which were two to 11 p.m. shifts.
I barely got to see my partner.
And I was just kind of finding out that I was losing a baby.
Oh, that'll do it.
I'm so sorry to hear that you went to next.
Did the bangs make you feel any better?
Um, eh.
Not really.
Yeah, I'd imagine a question that you'd probably...
It'd take a lot.
It would take a lot too, yeah.
Yeah, thanks Christa.
Well, she tried, you know, she tried to make herself feel better, I guess.
Yeah, let's go through.
All right, let's go to Linda.
Morning, Linda.
Bye.
Okay.
What was it for you that you had to get bangs?
Everybody forgot my birthday, my family, my friends, everybody.
Pieces of what?
Wait, was it a big birthday?
Was it like a milestone, like a 30 or a 40 or something?
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think it was like the week of my sister's wedding.
And it was to the following week, it was my oldest sister's birthday,
that someone remembered it was my birthday the week before.
And so obviously a lot of people remember birthdays these days because of Facebook,
and it wasn't on there.
You know, I feel like a lot of people use that to remind themselves.
But did you have any, when it was your actual birthday,
was there an inkling of you to try and nudge people to remind them,
or you just let it go?
No.
I just thought they would remember later on or, you know,
Maybe they're planning the dinner or no.
And I'm going to ask you the same question that I asked, Kristen,
did it make you feel better after getting them?
No, actually, because I was in the wedding party,
I actually, like, I wrecked it.
Yeah.
Not a good idea to cut them right before photos.
And I had to wear, like, I had to wear some sort of headband type thing,
like keep my house.
Yeah, so I think all we've found out here is bangs aren't the answer to happiness.
No, they never are.
They never are.
We do it.
We do it to ourselves.
Linda, if you hold there, we'll give you a double pastor.
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Brittany also says, wonder if it's because
they say hair holds memories.
Could be it, I think. I've never heard that, doesn't it?
It's almost spiritual cutting your hair off, definitely.
I mean, remember Taylor Swift did it after her and Calvin Harris
got together or got done.
I reckon you'd suit an undercut and a bang's combo, me?
You should do that tomorrow and bring it to the show.
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