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Episode Date: October 30, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Get ready for a spook-tacular episode of the Clint Meg & Dan podcast! The team is up before dawn, dressed in outrageous Halloween costumes, and bringing you a blend of hilarity and chaos. From Meg's Homer Simpson mishap to Dan's transformation into an 85-year-old woman, this episode is packed with laughs. They dive into heated debates about lottery winnings, challenge each other's knowledge in fun games, and even share eerie AI music comparisons. Plus, hear the jaw-dropping stories of surprise celebrity encounters and passionate arguments about charity donations. Tune in for an unforgettable Halloween special! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast01:07 Halloween Costumes and Shenanigans03:43 Halloween Playlist and Music Talk06:43 Guess Dan's Costume13:24 Justin Bieber's Controversial Statement28:39 Men Writing Erotic Fiction for Women34:36 Producer's Diary Highlights40:34 Exciting News: Opening for Lewis Capaldi44:24 Stranger Things Trailer and TV Show Discussions47:13 Celebrity Wedding Crashers: Elijah Wood at Hobbiton48:13 Halloween Costumes and Office Pranks01:08:30 Winning the Lottery: How to Spend $30 Million01:17:19 AI vs. Real Music: The Debate

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On Clubmegan Dan with Ash London. Good morning. Happy Halloween, everyone. Oh, actually, do it properly, Dan. Do it properly, Dan. Oh, yes, you're very good at this, I forgot. Meg's back, by the way. Oh, you gave way the illusion.

Happy Halloween. It's very good. It's very good, Clanny. But he has the voices guys on. I mean, if I put it on you, Meg, you'd sound just as good as well. Okay, here we go. You have a minute. Oh, I'm sorry.

Leave it to the professionals, eh, Meg. Yeah, she's back. She's back, Matt, she's back. Just for today. Although we're all dressed in costume, Meg, you've gone all out, as usual. Yes, well, this is, this was the cheapest and most all out I could do. I'm Homer Simpson, clearly.

Yeah, except she's got Homer Simpson eyes on, and it means she can't see, so she banged into a fan when she came in and walked it over. To be fair, actually. with you guys, you both, I can see both of you out of my pupils because you're on kind of the right side and the left side. I just have to... Dan looks like he's come as a silhouette.

No one's quite sure what he is yet. It's a shadow. We'll get his photo up online and then try and get everyone to guess. And Clint of course all out, K-pop demon hunters. I thought he was Adam Lambert. And I think honestly Adam would be quite pleased with knowing that. It looks very good. If you've seen the movie, he looks exactly like the big main bad guy.

The problem is, when I tell him, kids thinking they'd be pumped because they watched the movie a thousand times, they're like, uh, yeah, kind of over that now. I know. Oh, you can't win. I know. Halloween is about picking something from even in Jan, like earlier in the year that stood out, right? I mean, Meg's gone as time since that's

one hell of a throwback. Back in the 90s, yeah. Producer Gar was gone as one of the scariest Ronalds I've ever seen. Yeah, I just wanted to go as I could do. Oh, wait, you didn't see the sign yet, Clint. Can you read that? I'm I'm still an A-list of

McBitch Yeah, because we put Ronald McDonald at a B list and Dan thought Ronald McDonald's an A-lister He is an A-lister Oh, shut out Ronald, he's one of

the most well-known I think people and icons of all time Thank you Meg And producer Nipia Well, mate Very, very topical as well Happy you get more too

I was big fan of Oscar in the show I love my yob Yeah The caddy played by Bad Baby Bad Baby I don't think that's the same movie

Bad Barbie, what is she? She's the cashmouse side. How about Dan? Yeah, I don't think that's what you are, is it? I mean, that was next option, but no, we're with Bad Bunny, yeah. I think Bad Barbie would have jumped at any role she could get, to be honest. Still unsure what Dan is. Yeah, we'll get Dan.

We'll get some photos up on our Edge Breakfast instant right now. If you can check it out and tell us what you think Dan is. If you don't get it instantly, you don't deserve to know. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Meg is taking a bit of a pause on her mat leave to be back on her. her own show. What a saint you are, Meg. What a saint.

Unpaid as well. We're not paying her. No, God, no. No, unpaid. I'm just popping in. And I must have come back in December for a little bit as well. Cool. So, you know, lots of lots of bits and bobs. We're about to jump into our 6am throwback

Us versus the playlist. The playlist isn't very themed today. Tucking a little Timberland, fine, but it's Halloween, so it feels like it should be themed. Right. Oh, so I've forgotten this. Do we get to choose? Yeah, well, if the playlist is great

and we can't think of me anything better, it'll stay, but otherwise... Can I add a spanner into the works as well? Today, on this day, in 2015, One Direction played their final ever gig. Wow. Wow, 10 years ago today? Yeah, 2015.

Crazy, hey. Monster Mash, if that's what... Meg, I even looked for Monster Mash for you. And I was, I'm sure the Breeze will have it in their library and I can steal from that. Um, turns out no. Doja Cat's done like a devil one, hasn't she? Yeah, you can play vampire, Olivia Rodriguez

Oh, yeah Oh, yeah Monceyman and Rihanna Yeah Justin Bieber and Sean Mendes Do a song called Monster I really want to know What if I'm

What if it's a way Can't we? I mean, he's got a squeaky clean image I don't think that Michael Jackson did anything that would make us not want to play the song He's the only one that still Will get played

A bar and a cafe And you go So I guess the world just didn't care about those documentaries Some people did. Yeah, okay, so what are we doing? Are we... I mean, it's a great song.

Are you Halloweening it? Yeah. How long is it? Five and a half minute. There's no way. A short little ditty. I mean, I could do like a fade down at the three and a half mark or something. There's that bit where there's the breakdown where the guy starts talking.

You could fade it out there. Yeah. Oh, it's got a big run-up, though. It's about 45 seconds of run-up. If you just... I'm Jackson, eh? Brilliant. Meg's dressed as Homer Simpson, Clint's stressing as Adam Lambert. We're going to get a photo up of me. I'm Gino from K-Bob Demon Hunters.

What was it like losing to Clay Aiken? You can't talk. You're like a shadow. Also, Adam Lambert didn't lose to Clay Aiken. Clay Aiken was the same season as Ruben studded. Amen. Thank you, Meg. Never heard of it. Obviously. Adam Lambert won. Okay, also, you check out our Edge Breakfast, Insta story, and if you think you know what,

Dan is. Call us 0-800-the-edge. If you're right, we'll give you a $50 subway voucher. The Clint-Megand-Dan podcast. Halloween today. Clint McGinn-Dand. It's just kicking into your chance to want a trip to Fiji with Love Island Australia on TVNZ Plus. Clint loves Spain.

Oh, gosh, have you guys started watching? I did watch the first app. Okay. Have you gotten into, yeah, so you saw the... Yes, yes. Why are you doing, like, booby actions? Is there a new girl on there with very large... There's one.

In one in particular, you go, oh my goodness me. Well, it is, she must have back issues. You think so, but she's got great posture. Great posture. What does it look like she must bench press, do you think? Yeah, I think there's something. 120, 120 kilos, 140. Or more.

Yeah, she's big. Okay. Anyway. Right, the big question this morning, because we're all dressed for Halloween is, what is Dan dressed as? I have absolutely no clue, so I can't help anybody on this one. Okay, let me describe it.

If you can't see our Instagram stories, at the moment, by the way, we do put a photo up. It is Dan in a black morph suit with lace on his head. It's like a black, like web, I guess. It's not a web because you supplied a clip and webs aren't black. Yeah. So is it means... I didn't even figure that.

I have literally, like, decorated that house. The kids... Cam, my daughter loves Halloween more than Christmas. I love that. She even said she goes to me, oh my God, I love Halloween, Dad. And we're putting up spider web, and we've got purple web, white web and then black web And because Dan wanted a black more suit

I was like oh I guess the black one will probably fit his costume Did you know what he was going at? Do you know? Yeah Oh you do? Okay so I can't play I can play. Here's the thing Meg I went to Clint last night and I said Look help a brother out

Right I've left it to the last minute Help your homie out Yeah I was like oh you want to dress as I go homey Yeah Well both in the gym I was pushing some tin Clitters doing leg day Okay and I said I called him and I was like

You need to go home and you need to get me a morph suit and then some spiderwebs. I've got an idea. So he's brought the morph suit, but he's brought black spider webs, which doesn't do my costume any justice. Can you then describe what you're meant to look like? So black morph suit with spider webs on your head specifically?

I think you just need to think of my name. My last name is Webby. Oh, you're just a web then? Sort of. Dan's wearing the black web around his head, so it actually just looks like dreadlocks. It's really... What are you?

the booth thing it is. Producer Carl, producers and neaps. I thought he was like a locked character on a video game. You know when they're all like silhouetted out and you haven't purchased them yet? That's kind of what I thought Dan was.

That is niche. That is probably better. Yeah, I still don't know. Are you just Dan, Dan, Dan Webb? How did I do this? How about I don't ever say what I was and I'm like a Picasso painting. It's whatever you interpret me as.

You know, like it's one of those situations where... Isn't that what Kim Carter She did one year she just dressed all in black. Is that what you are? Exactly what it is. Yes, I'm Kim Kardashian. Seven Halloween. Similar ass to her as well.

Yeah, right. Yeah, no. Dan is... Yeah? The Dark Web. The Dark Webby. Play a song, Clintay. Going into ads.

God, you really have to explain it. There's so many layers. Go with the Kim Kardashian thing on the unlocked character. Okay, I'll do that, yeah. Clint Meg and Dan. Let's go! First call of the day!

First call on the day! What a joy, you'll be able to speak to Meg on Halloween. We've got Meg back just for the day. Yes, just for today. I've had to come in for Halloween, my favourite show of the year, usually. Dressed as Homer Simpson and, must I say. Yeah. She's gone all out again.

Yeah, brilliant. And last year you went, is we kept forgetting the name, but the lady from Monsters ain't going. Ros. Is it Ros? Do the voice. Mike Wiselski. Now do we give us a dough. I don't really know how to...

Dole. No, that's the worst doll I've ever heard. You should have practiced. You should have... You've been too long on the eyes and the bed and not enough time on the voice. I just spend any time in the voice. I was going to do Haggrid because that's like the only voice I can do. But, um...

Finally, the facial years come into good use. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think it's the baby stuff. It does something with your hormones. Yeah, yeah. did, they're sprouting up, and I thought, you know what? Lean in, Meg, lean in.

Either that, I have to plug the crap out of them for however long, you know, the day before coming in. I was going to say, Homer Simpson needs to find Gillette. Yeah, I was a little worried about going all yellow, but, you know, I've just got an important appointment after the show, so I have to scrub it off. What's more important than our show? I've got a vagina physio appointment after this. Thegina physio! Please go as Homers Simpson to that. I can't do that to her.

What is it? do? You just get it like a... Well, it's through ACC because I, you know, like broke my vagina during birth, so they're just going to see what's going on down there. I think they're just going to kind of assess the damage. I went to the circus last night. Oh, yeah, how was it? Bloody good.

Really, really good if you get a chance to check it out. I think there are, I heard a rumor they're doing five nights. I could be wrong. Listen to that. But none of them were doing any sort of vagina stuff. So if you've got a really strong vagina, who knows, there could be a place for you. Do you know what, Clint, I think there are a few places. I just don't know if I'm willing to go

and do that. I would be offended if I was you, Meg. Clint Segwayed from your downstairs to the circus. How did he make that connection in his brain? Morning, Shikana. Good morning, how are you? Bloody good. Yeah, do well.

You getting dressed up for Halloween? You're celebrating today? No, I've met work today, so that'll be the day. Yeah, good on, your Shikana. You know what? Some people have to keep this country running, and you're one of them. Are you one of the households, though, that has lollies and candy or, no, like, go away Halloween? Sometimes we have a little bit of a door for them.

Is today sometimes? Yeah, what are we doing? Are we embracing this year? Tonight, it depends on the weather. It's raining here, so hopefully we'll have some trick-or-treaters out. Oh, you know. I have been told by my wife, Hannah, and I agree with her, to print off a sign today that says we do not celebrate Halloween here.

You guys are honestly like 80, like trapped in like a 35-year-old body. I know. You've got George now, Dan. I know, but he's one and a half. He doesn't know what Halloween is. I know, but one day you're going to want, he's going to want to do Halloween in and you're going to hopefully get a bunch of houses

that say no, no, no. Shikana, where do you draw the line though? Like, let's say 3.13 year old kids rock up. Zero effort. They're literally just wearing their normal clothes and they say trick or treat. What do you do? No, no.

Yeah, I don't get anything. Bugger off, you're just opportunists, but then also I don't want them egging my house on the way out. Exactly, because then they do a trick, right? Yeah. Halloween's an American. a good track. Yeah, true.

I mean, if they're gone to an effort, maybe I'll give them a something. What do you have, Dad? Musley Bar. Oh, you're the worst house. It gives them, like, mandarinies. Oh, bananas, and I've got some kiwi fruit. Good fibre.

Good fibre. Chicana, we're going to send you a voucher to go spend in store at Z over the weekend. So coffee, get amongst the new pie if you want to do that. You guys are awesome. Thank you very much. Thanks, Chicana.

Yeah, pork belly, apple and whole grain mustard pie. They're rocking at the moment at Zed. If you want to get around that. We've got Scandal coming up next. Justin Bieber has said this thing. If you do it, it's cheating. And I believe everyone in this room has cheated multiple times if so. Jesus, they must be desperate.

If it was with you, Homer. Sure. Do we bring back? Is it cheating? Yeah, I wonder. I mean, I don't know how many people will agree with this one. Okay. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

Gossip of entertainment. Scandal. Clendell is thanks to Barocca need energy. Barroca supports energy needs every day. And Justin Bieber has everything he needs in life because he is telling everybody what he believes we should be living by

and that if we're in a relationship, there's one thing we can't be doing because it is cheating. If you even think of a woman with lust, it's the same thing as actually doing it. What? Okay. Like it's the same thing. whatever like it's the same thing so it's like it's like if it even just crosses your mind for one

second i think like being a man is being able to take ownership yeah no when you're wrong being able to say i was wrong and i'm sorry it's so powerful he sounds like a a he needs a barocca i would say i would say it's not just about being a man i think anyone if you take ownership is probably a good thing but as a woman who is married to a man i I would not say that my husband sleeping with someone is the same of him thinking that girl's hot. Absolutely. I don't even think it says that. Correct me if I'm wrong because I've never read it.

But the Bible, I don't think, says you should even, like, it's fine to think. Clint? I think the difference between appreciating somebody's beauty versus picturing yourself with them, closing your eyes and pleasuring yourself to the thought of somebody else is probably more the lust lane. Do you think that's what he means? So he means more like, even, you know, if I'm like lusting over that person, so they might as well just do it because that's the same. You're like closing your eyes and pretending you're with them.

You're with them while doing whatever else. Oh, God. I'm exactly. Guilty. No, no, I'm just saying. But, you know, like, it's nobody ever like, you know, fantasized about even a character or something. The tricky thing for me, because obviously, yeah, like I've been in and out of church,

the tricky thing for me is then I compare it and go, or does that mean if I think about killing Dan, I may as well have just killed him. Go on. Why are you thinking about that? And it's like, well, it's not... What a funny example to give. It's not the same for me going,

I thought about how I would kill Dan versus actually going to court in prison for doing it. Funny you say that because Taylor Swift has a whole song about this. It's called Guilty As Sin and she's saying, like, I've thought about being with this person and somebody said, your thoughts don't equal your actions.

Your actions are your actions, and your thoughts are not your actions. Because if you thought sometimes we're like, this is just a random example. Say there's an annoying kid and you go, what would happen if I just went over and kicked him? You know, like, you know, like really dumb thoughts. Or if you go, what if I just pushed that person into the pool with all their clothes on?

If we were held accountable to our thoughts, I'd be in jail. Oh, wow. Literally. Sometimes I literally go, oh my God, why am I even thinking that? That's so crazy. I go to therapy. Yeah. Literally last night I was emptying the dishwasher and we had the big sharp knife in there.

And as I pulled it out, I was like, imagine if I just, like, in my head, just drew, push this into Hannah. No, that's actually, you shouldn't say that. Actually, that's very consistent. That's not true, but he's joking. No, no, no, that's a joke. No, but you're supposed to get an evasive thoughts, don't you? No, no, it's a really misplaced joke.

That's a really terrible. I love her. No, Dad, that's a terrible. Producer Cardway. Sorry, no, I was just out of the photo copy and walk back in. Is this live? Yes, life? Yes, life.

Sorry about that It can't delete radio, can we? Dan, can we not have a council show on the one I'm back? Please. Okay. And while I'm dressed up as a Homer Simpson, I can't have this in the news.

Imagine the Daily Mail and they're using like... Photos. People will relate. No, I don't want them to relate. If you relate to that, go to therapy. Okay. Producer Carl. At least if he gets name suppression,

he's already a silhouette in the camera with his costume. Yeah, Dan's anyone in safe. If they took a photo, yeah. Hey, I'm dressed as this. the dark web, you could expect this from me, okay? I'm a little bit controversial. Okay, is it time to bring this back there next? Kiss someone in a dream, that's cheating.

By the minute, drink in a bomb. Ooh, that's cheating. But when they send a random hay, and you block them right away, then good for you. That's actually probably okay. That's not cheating. Let us know what you've been up to. And we'll decide if we think it's cheating or not. Good smokescreen.

Clint, thanks for that button. Yeah, no problem. I think it's a smoke screen for everybody, actually. You could have done a bit more homer. Anyway, let's play a song. All right, I went under the edge of 3343. What is that thing that you have discussed in your relationship or in previous relationship you've come across something going,

that's not cheating? Or you definitely thought it was cheating, your partner, was like, no, we were on a break, whatever it was. Sorry, me and my daughter still in the fick of friends at the moment. What? Honestly, it's taking them seven years to get through two seasons. But you've been away, and it? She's got homework and stuff to do as well.

Kiss someone in a dream that's cheating. I'm a drink and a bomb. Oh, that's cheating. But when they send a random hay and you block them right away, then good for you. That's actually probably okay. That's not cheating. Justin Bieber thinks it's cheating if you lust even for a single second

with your thoughts about somebody else that is not your partner. We're going back into is it cheating? Dad normally has the hardest line on this. Usually. I'm not quite as hard as Justin. Okay, well, let's weigh in on the Justin thing. If you even think of a woman with lust, it's the same thing as go all. we're actually doing it.

Uh-uh. No? No, I mean, everybody's had lustful thoughts every now and then. It's, I think, when you act on them, and maybe it's when you're doing it over and over and over again about the same person, that can get a bit... Okay. What about my partner calls his co-worker babe all the time?

Oh, that's fine. That's so fine. I would say there's something a little bit sinister there. What? Like, if it's the same person and you're going babe all the time, a little bit weird. I would say that's a little bit weird. We call each other.

I've never called you. you, babe? Yes, you have. Have I? Yes. Try it out, see how it sounds. No, how are you, babe? No, no, it hasn't worked.

Actually, you've never done that before. I take it back and I was lying. I'm talking about it. What about watching only fans' content where you can have personal interaction with them? So it's not just a random video that's up? I think it's not if your partner knows about it. Okay. But if your partner doesn't know about it, then I'd be like, well, why don't they know about it?

Yeah. Because you know you get in trouble. I don't think it's as far as cheating. It's not. It's bad And I think you're right, Clint You have to have the conversation with your partner Okay, my ex used to often say to me

Damn, that chick that just walked past Had a great ass But if she's, if the girlfriend's okay with it It's fine, if she doesn't like it Then it's like, oh So up to your relationship Yeah, I mean, not to admit that Sometimes my husband and I objectify people

But you know, I will be more upset If he didn't point out somebody with a fantastic bump Yes So if he was like, hey, you know that person him back there and you'd be like, what are you, it's too late now? I would rather be included because then it's us on objective phone. Rather than just in his mind.

Somebody's still following their ex? What do you think? That's fine. You might have just forgotten. If you're following them and you're like DMing and stuff. No, no, no, no, no. What about disliking photos? No.

What if you're still mates? Depends if it ended on a good way. And your current partner's fine with it. My girlfriend used to always hook up with her girlmates after a few too many pals on a Friday night. Cheating. Aw. I'm inkling.

I think if you had a conversation on the way I'm going, I don't like when you do that, then sure. But if, I don't know. I mean, again, if it's fine with you and your partner, then go for it. It's tricky yet because when you say it is or it isn't, I think that's probably is for you,

but not is for everyone because everyone's different, right? That's what makes the world interesting, man. Yeah, that is true. That is true. Just have a conversation with your partner. And if you don't want to, it's probably cheating. Exactly. Right, if you're doing it behind their back

Yeah, if you feel the way and you know that It'll be a bit funny about that I think that's the thing, hey If you wouldn't tell your partner about it Yeah It could be cheating because that's Why you're not telling them You're deceiving them

Yeah Even if you've thought about telling them And then you've gone Oh no no no no they wouldn't like that at all Yep no It's cheating Clint Megan Dan Stinky Boo

For Who There's Dan Halloween edition We have the audio and the video footage to show you at 8 o'clock of Dan dressing up is an 80 year old woman as close to Mrs. Doubtfire as you can get. Oh my God. Wait, so

has this happened? It happened a couple of weeks ago. We filmed it in advance knowing that this was going to happen and I tell you what, I was full prosthetics and everything, like Mrs. Doubtfire level. How did you feel about it, Dan? Incredible. I think we've got audio of me

seeing myself for the first time. I think Dan had probably at this point been made up for a bad an hour and a half, maybe a couple hours. And then I flipped my phone into selfie mode and this was Dan's reaction. Oh my God. You're doing good at you. You've done an incredible job.

Have you gone visiting your wife? I don't know if she will not. She won't know it's me. Fuck yeah. Oh, it looks fantastic. Now, this is what I talk like. Hello, darling. How are you?

Oh, I really wanted to get some Botox. I'm trying to get rid of my fine lines and wrinkles. Oh, my God. Linda's, she's got big boobies. Oh, my God. He had a full body suit with boobs and everything. Booms and everything.

You mean boobs were the second time? Real boobs. Yeah, on top of my current ones. It was incredible. Yeah, Yolanda is from Body Effects. They're in Morningside in Auckland. Love body effects. And they run like a whole

like workshop teaching people how to do prosthetics for movies and stuff like that. So she was amazing. That's been the go-to since 2003 for Face Paint, Fake Blood and Glitter. Actually, they've just recently released. I'm pretty sure it's them. I bought it for my daughter's birthday present.

this like cool, if your kid is into face painting, they do like kids' pallets and stuff now. Oh, cool. I might like it, yeah, palette pals. Dan, we gave him a bunch of different challenges that he went and recorded. I genuinely haven't heard how they went. But I have this piece of audio.

I know roughly what it is based on what it's labeled, and we did not ask him to do this. Oh, Jimmy. Oh, boy. Okay, so. giving me like one of those fart machines. Oh, yeah. And so I was walking past people at the park dressed as an old 80-year-old woman doing that.

I got some horrible looks. But people let that stuff go with old people because they go, oh, she's old. That's true. I can't wait to see the video. None of us have seen her dropped at 8 o'clock this morning, but we'll play for Who Deers Dan, Halloween edition, all the different challenges that we set, Dan, whilst dressed as an 80, 85-year-old woman.

I can't mind. I even went to the opposition radio station and asked for a job on Coast FM. Oh, look at me, the wince on her face. Honestly, the woman did it was worse, the lady in reception. She gave me absolutely nothing, the poor old lady. Oh, you did a prank and a radio station. Oh, you're so brave.

You're so brave. Clint, Megan, Dan. The Edge, 1K, E, Z. Practice makes perfect, and now you can play anytime online. Good morning, two past seven on your Friday. Happy Halloween. Meg's back, at least for today. I could not miss the Halloween show.

It's your favourite show of the year. It's my favourite show. Yeah, Dan always lit in the team down when it comes to a costume. I just don't like Halloween. And you know what? It just doesn't make any sense that you don't like Halloween. Right? Can you Clint discuss this?

Really? You're a showman. I never dress up. You've never seen me really dress up. It's such a chore and a bore. But you know what? I don't poo poo anyone that loves it. That's the sort of person I am.

Aren't you making a laminated sign right the second that says not a Halloween household, go away? Oh, gosh, yes. Yeah, make it make sense, bro. Okay, if you get 10 out of 10 playing the online game, on Rover, you've gone to win a thousand bucks, or you can give it a crack on here with us at 7 and 8 every morning. So 10 correct answers, starting with the letter me, gives you in 30 seconds,

and you will be a $1,000 richer. Hi, Katie. Morena. She's sounding nervous, but you can do it. And Katie, you'd finish your bathroom renovations. What are you missing out of your bathroom? You got the main things? Need a mirror and a door.

Oh, jeez, I would have started with the mirror. Or the door. Then the tap, then the door. Of course you would. But I would start with the door personally for a bathroom. Right, okay, here we go. We're like a door open bathroom family, regardless of what you're doing in there. Yeah, no matter if you're going to visit as a friend or like going up and store open.

I went to shut the door and my daughter was, you know, do a number two's. And she goes, whoa, whoa. No, don't shut it. She goes, because then I can't hear what's going on out there. Clint's just like, I need to use the mirror. Okay, okay, okay. Right, right, Katie, your letter is K for Katie. Awesome.

All right, Katie, you can pass, but no repeated answers. Your time starts at the end of Meg asking you the first question. Good luck. I'm nervous right. An animal. Kangaroo. A fruit. Kiwi fruit.

A sport. Cricket. Oh, sorry. Pass. A sports purse. A person? Pass. A famous landmark.

Kazakhstan. A book. Katie in Paris. Something you'd find in a music studio. Pass. A body of water. Oh, Katie. We might have got keyboard just before that in a music store.

I'd hate to say it. That wasn't a great show in doubt. I think the cricket thing threw you. you, and then you were like, oh God, you're on the back foot since then. Absolutely. Yeah. Sorry, but I'm going to have to live without a door and be like the Randalls. Hey, at the end of the day, you still got four, so some would say.

Great success. Yeah, I mean, it wasn't a success. She's going home, empty-handed. Is Kaysikstana landmark? I would say no. That's more of a country. They had a question mark on that. We would have come back if she got the other nine.

But never mind. Good on you, Kate. Yeah. Well done. This is my wife. Okay, good to have them always there. Just against me getting Kazakhstan joke. You never know.

Just the cobwebs off the old Borat stuff. Beck at 8 o'clock your chance to play for a grand in the hand with easy money. Clint Meg and Dan. Thank you. Today, obviously, being Halloween, we got a few Halloween themed things for you. And because Meg's back, taking a bit of a pause on her maternity leave to be here for Halloween, We thought it might be nice to dust off a segment that we

used to do quite often men writing erotic fiction for women. What a joy. Truly one of my favourite things that I've had the pleasure of doing it in radio because I loved it every week. I look forward to it every week and every week you think it couldn't get any worse slash better with you two. But we tried our best

did we Clint? I think that's why it was enjoyable because the days that you guys truly tried were probably your worst ones. I got to the point where when I was writing them I had to get naked just to get into the zone. That's right. That's right. That was an uncomfortable realization. So we thought rather than

try and rewrite another sexy Halloween story, we would dust off one from last, was it last year or two years ago? I think it was two years ago. Wow. Because it's too hard to write it better than we did the first time. I still have that cat suit. Wow.

I think that's good. Because dad's worn it, I've worn it. It's like the, you can borrow if you want Clint. Thanks. It's been soiled by two people. We actually need to find the video and get it back up because after we did this, it was probably like a week later, we're like, let's go and recreate.

We actually recreated this story and all had roles within the story. It was a terrible story. Let's be frank. We're not replaying it because it was brilliant. Because, oh, my goodness me, it's not. Well, this is meant to be sexy. It's meant to get you hot under the collar, whether it does or doesn't.

I guess it's up to the individual. Let's take a little bit of a trip back down memory lane. When you hear the ding, that's when Clint's writing starts and mine finishes. Okay, good luck, Clint. Trickle treat! I was standing at the front door of an old renovated villa dressed up as my favourite superhero, Batman. Some would say 25 years old is too old for trickle treating, but I told myself I'd do it one more year. The door swung open and my jaw dropped.

Covered head to toe was a pleather goddess that must have been sewn into what was the tightest black cat suit. I had ever seen. She seductively gestured towards me with a playful hand that brushed my shoulder and ran a shiver down the back of my neck. Oh, good, Clint. Trick or treat, I stammered. Slowly she mouthed the word treat. The word silently echoing in my ears.

Oh, Clint. Do you have anything sweet for me? She asked her teeth gently coming down on her bottom lip, her hands running from her thighs towards her knees and then back up and making their way inward between her thighs. But she's just standing in the doorway like this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Legs down, then. Oh, yeah, you want to treat me. Hey, God, you're flooding the six of us. Sorry, sorry, okay, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh, she exhaled it. I'm about to get to that. She's reading it, Clint.

Come on. A slow, deep exhale escaped her as her eyes closed. Now, I don't get this, but, Clint. Her scalloped calves. Do you mean sculpted? I think he's auto-corrected here. Her stolloped cow. Her oyster calves.

Her shellfishy calves. You mean sculpted? Right, scolloped. Her scolloped car. Beautiful. Yeah. Oh, God. Fishy woman.

Her scolloped cars were perfectly shaped on legs long enough to climb. A zipper running down the front of the entire cat suit was working overtime to try and contain her breasts that bulged around her neck. Her neck. Bloody heck! They are up very high. She's got a neck boob. Come inside, she said. My thoughts exactly.

She'd read my mind. What about then, though, I asked. She threw a couple of Fredo frogs over a shoulder through the year. They landed at the feet of two wide-eyed 12-year-old boys who had been waiting ever so patiently for their lollies. Wish me luck, lads. I said as I stepped inside and loosened my utility bow. Oh, Clint.

Read it. No. Read it, Meg. It's the cigger. Batman's got to save Gotham titties. Right. It doesn't make sense. No, it doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't even make sense. It does make sense. You guys still argue it doesn't make Gotham City, but because he was staring at her body, he got confused and said titties by accident. I think it would have made more sense if it was just one titty. Yeah, there's not Gotham Cities, is it? Come on, Clint.

Anyway. Okay, well, we recreated that whole moment with Meg and the Catsuit and Dan in the Catsuit with scallops on the calves and everything so yeah I will try and dig that out and get that on our socials if you follow us at Edge Breakfast

it'll pop up some point today I'm excited to re-watch if I'm being honest I haven't seen like in nature Meg really pulled off the cat suit I was in if you want to watch it watch with your own peril Clint Meg and Dan

Happy Halloween we're about to jump into the highlights of this week thanks to producer Neeps with the producer's diary oh there'll be lots of me can't wait if you're wondering where Meg is this is in first day back in a wee wild

taking a pause from him and Matt leave because Ash is in Ozzy going to Ricky Martin. She might be the only person leaving New Zealand to go to the Ricky Martin show this weekend. I genuinely think that's probably the case. Yeah, yeah. It's very excited and she's, apparently she's, there's a chance she'll get a meet and greet Meg and she'll lose

her. And she said she would turn it down because she thinks she'd start crying. She would start crying. Yeah. For Ricky Martin. Don't meet your heroes. Don't meet your heroes. I know. Here we go. I'm Samarayette. Good morning and welcome back to another producer diary. It was a short this week this week, but that absolutely does not mean we're less of any more of the funny

moments. Let's get into it. Dan and his wife Hannah seemed to really make the most of the long weekend last weekend when they were rudely interrupted by Dan's elderly neighbour. Our bedroom is right next to George's, so we can't have any afternoon delight while he's down, otherwise he'll wake up. One thing led to another, we're sitting on the couch and I was like, shouldn't we? And we got a little bit passionate and we sort of removed clothes. Hi! Moved into where the bathroom is the furthest room away from... The bathroom? You know, wham-ma-am, thank you, ma'am type situation.

That's what the girl's like. It was a passionate moment. So we were in the middle of the act. We were like two or three minutes in, okay, almost there. And there was a... At the door from the elderly neighbour. Now the situation is that we'd removed all our clothes on the way there. The bathroom is right next to the doorway.

And the door was at ajar almost. because we were at home during the day. So our neighbour, and I've said to him, we're home all day. So he knows we're there. Hannah and I literally a metre away from where he's standing at the doorway. Hannah was like, just be gone. And so we stood there where I'm, she's there, still in a position. I'm there, still in position.

Don't look at me when you say it. Like the most horrible situation for any adult. Apart from being caught sitting down in the toilet, is being caught with your lover. Ash got a new laptop this week, and the team got a lovely surprise when Asch showed us a photo from the past. I didn't realize that when I got a new laptop, it connected to the cloud and got all my old photos. So last night, I found the photo of the day my milk came in. Oh, we're going to see boobies at 16.

Oh, hey, aye, aye, aye. You're only showing Dan. Oh, milkie puddings. I'd like to see, too. Oh, ho. Lodi out. Oh, my God. How big that is!

Thanks for showing us that though, Ash, this morning. Can I have some milk in my coffee? Yeah, I was going to have black, but for some reason, I was ready to go just full milk. We caught up with listener Lana on Thursday morning who works in a dairy farm, and although she used to live next to one in Australia, Ash was getting a bit confused about what happens on a dairy farm. And we farm 350 dairy. Oh, my gosh.

That's a lot of cows. That is a lot, yeah. A dairy cows, girl. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Yeah, you don't want to milk the boys. Yeah, I mean, you could try Ash if you want.

Yeah, yeah, I just don't know if you're selling that to Fontera. How long do you reckon it would take a newbie like Ash to milk a 350 head? Two hours. What? What about one male cow? Yeah. I reckon you could pull off a farmer. We chat about all the things we love once a week to kick off the good vibes on the show.

And this one seemed to take a bit of a turn. I love when a random dog just chooses. as you over everyone else in a group situation. I've been hugged by a dog though. When they humby it and that's embarrassing at a party. Yeah, that's the opposite, isn't it? It makes you feel like a sexual deviant. They're trying to power play you. I think it's

a dominance thing. They're trying to make you their beware. They're just looking for the weakest person in the room to dominate. Yeah, and they're like, um, pecking order. Could I absolutely dominate? Maybe that guy in the Ferrari hat. And I know, I know, I say it every single time. This week

was the greatest hit the spot. moment ever is the team attempted Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, let me go. Be Elzebub has a devil put aside for me. For me. Here we go. Five, six, seven, eight. Ah!

Oh my God, that's the best one yet! All righty, and that's what we've got time. this week. I hope you have a fantastic weekend. We'll see you back same time, same place next week for another producer diary. Thank you, Producinge. Oh yes, if you want to see the video, I've hit the spot as well, you can text Insta to 3343 and we'll flip you back

the link to our Instagram and you can watch it there. Yeah, and while you're there, you can check out our Halloween costumes, Producenex by the way. Fab Bunny playing the caddy and Happy Gilmore 2. Very well done. Yes. Oh, niche though? It's a little bit niche. It was funny. I showed my kids and then

My daughter goes, oh my God, that's the guy that doesn't like Travis Kelsey and Happy Gilmore. Hey, is it a movie worth watching? I haven't seen it. I mean, you waited 30 years for the second one. You've got to watch it. It's all right. It's fine. It's all right.

It's fine. I mean, it didn't get great reviews. Yeah. And M and M, you know that, you jackass. You know that guy who keeps shouting your jackass in the first one and then Happy Gilmore plays terribly. I haven't seen the first one, darling. Why would I have seen? No.

What do you mean? The first one. Eminem plays the son of, yeah, Jagass, and he, why I must have talked to him? It was an interesting casting choice, I'll be honest. Meg's dressed as Homer Simpson. Clint is dressed as the guy from K-pop Demon Hunters. And I'm obviously the duck web. So, great, because a lot of people on the internet, ironically, are very confused.

So thanks for clearing that up. All right. Clint, Meg and Dan. Someone who's got very, very good news is sitting on hold right now. Yeah, her name is Jude Kelly, 25 years old, singer in New Zealand. Do we let her telling you?

Yeah, this is true, though. If you haven't heard of Jude before, you should have. You were saying, Dan, before we bring Jude in, that Chris Martin was raving about her from Coldplay. Yeah, but not only him. I mean, he's one of the biggest. front men in the world. Who else is raving about you, Jude?

Hi. I have the most amazing news that I am opening for the incredible Lewis Capaldi. Oh, congrats! Wow! Thank you. How does it go about getting that phone call? I mean, I started my shift at work. It was like five minutes into my shift.

Okay. My management were like, we need to call you. and I was like, this is really awkward. I like, I can't. And then I picked up the phone and then I were like, you're opening for Lewis. And the whole eight hours, I was like, I don't know if I can tell anyone.

I don't know if what I'm allowed to say. Where do you work now, Jude? Like, where were you when you got that phone call? What were you doing, exactly? I was working at the most amazing wine bar blue. Oh, okay, it doesn't sound like a place you want to take a dump on the boss's desk and tell him to shove his job or her job.

Yeah, a good place to celebrate. Yeah. No, but it's too beautiful. Yeah. And you can just quit. You don't have to take the dump. Exactly. You can't just do a letter of resignation.

Yeah, you must have just gone into the shapes, I imagine. So exciting. You know, my mouth was up to both ears. And, yeah, I definitely maybe told one co-worker. Yeah. Out of excitement. But, yeah. It was so cool.

So how do you prepare for a moment like that? Yeah, two big arena shows, Auckland and Crush. Church. Welcome and Christ Church, I know. I have been playing like two hours a day from London, honestly. We've been going. It's completely solo. That's the other mic drop.

No band, no tracks, me and my guitar. How good. And so, yeah, we're pulling up. No blame in on anybody else. Yeah, no, definitely a musician's only like, that was your fault. Yeah, you'll look back on. Exactly. We know who to blame.

You'll look back on that for this performance coming up. and like when you're playing at like Madison Square Garden one day you'll be like that was my big break that's what started this exactly that's exactly what I'm going to say Wow so have you celebrated or do you celebrate after the gigs I think I'll probably celebrate after the gig Yeah like a true professional

But definitely subtle celebrations along the way So epic just love seeing like Especially like young Kiwi musicians like yourself Who have incredible talent Like given the opportunity to really showcase it on like a huge stage. So if you are going to Lewis Capaldi or go to Christchurch, get there early

so you can see Jude Kelly take to the stage and perform. Also, Jude Kelly, is that a stage name or your real name? It's like a combo of both. My real name is Judah, Judah Kelly. Oh, that's quite cool in itself. Yeah.

Yeah, but the guy, Judah Kelly in Australia, won X-Vector. Oh, come on. Judah Kelly is such a unique name. No, tell me about it. And there's singers as well? How does that even work? Trust me, the efforts I went through.

Who got the Instagram handle first? You were him. Definitely him. Oh, no. Hey, Jude Kelly, thank you so much for coming on the show. And we wish you nothing but success. All the best with the gigs. Thanks for having me, guys.

She's so cool. See you, babe, Jude. What a moment. Oh, my God. You just could, you couldn't, you couldn't, You couldn't concentrate the rest of the day I imagine doing an eight-hour shift knowing that that didn't you back your mind

that Lewis Capaldi has even heard of you is cool. Yeah, and the whole time you just be thinking like, do I do the dumb? No, no, no, no, dumb, yeah. My gosh. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. Candle with Meg. Barocca's formula includes magnesium, zinc, calcium,

vitamin C and all eight B vitamins. Make sure you get some strange of things coming out November 26th, and then they're doing that dumb thing where they split it. Boo! But all the... All the episodes are like two out... They're like feature length every episode.

Oh, wank, wank, wank, wang, wang. Crazy, though. You know, it's following one is November 26th and then the next is Christmas. And then the finale is New Year's Eve. So they're fully up three times. Which is not that long. It's essentially two months, really, isn't it?

If you think about it. But why do they do it like this now? You know, why is it they stretch it out? We've waited for this for years anyway. It's a good question. because it's on streaming, so you're going to watch it either way. Exactly. I guess it's going to be cool for New Year's Eve parties, if you guys don't have plans.

Mm-hmm. I just don't like our TV shows. Just don't trust us. Just give me all of it, and I will, you know, drip feed it. Clint, if I so decide. Seven years to watch Yellowstone. I know. I want to take my time with things I love.

Don't rush them. He's still watching Friends, for God's sake. Oh, my God, I don't know. It's only up to Season 3. That will be me, though. Me and my husband will be watching the finale New Year's Eve. It's his favorite show of all time. And the trailer has been released.

We've had snippets of ideas of the trailer. This is the official trailer. This isn't like one of your campaigns. You don't get to write the ending. Not this time. He's planning to end our world. And he's not going to stop. trained of every last ounce of suffering.

It really, really, I mean, we say it every time, but it does look good. You can text Thing to 3, 3, 4, 3 and I'll send it back to you to watch. You know David Harbour, how he's had that scandal with the Lillian and stuff, how he cheated on? Played hopper, right? Yeah, Hopper and Stranger Things. He doesn't even feature in the trailer, really. And I don't think he'll be doing the press circuit now anymore as well. She was a genius to release that right before this kind of all landed.

I know. I bet the Duffer brothers are so pissed off. Did he must have forgotten he was married to Lillie. Ellen. I mean, why in the world would you marry her to cheat on him when she is known for making albums about... We talked about that. Don't cheat on a songwriter. Don't cheat on Lily Allen.

All the songwriters. Don't cheat. I know. Like, of all of them, though, of all the people, if you guys did have a quiz to me and said, right, which is the one songwriter you would not cheat on, it'd be Lily Allen. She writes about how small your bits are. At least Taylor Swift's a little bit poetic with it. She's just like, he's got a small

dick. You know what? He's cheating on me. That's verbatim. He's like, Jesus, at least make it a little bit poet. It doesn't even rhyme. Dillies call the song like Pecker or something. You know, instead of them, people might be guessing. Yeah, she doesn't do subtle, our Lily. I love her.

Speaking of little, Hobbit, Elijah Wood, show up on, a shout out of Hobbiton, whilst a couple, we're getting married in full Hobbiton theme. Imagine that. You love the movie so much. married at Hobbiton, all your guests to dress up and bloody Elijah Wood, Frodo Baggins, is that his name?

Yes. Shows up. Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't want to take it from it. Oh my God. I just could not help but smiles throughout that whole video. It's your dream.

It is my dream. And I only feel happy for the couple. I only feel happy. Well, we're going to catch up with a celebrant next and find out how that happened and what went down, whether Elijah hung around and popped him for the reception, had a champagne or not.

I fear if it was Meg's wedding, it would also be her funeral. She would have died. She would just passed away from shock. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Clent Meg and Dan with Ash London is normally what I'd say, but Ash is not here. She's a Ricky Martin. And so Meg's taking a pause on her maternity leave.

Did you want to throw a Halloween show? Yeah, yeah. Dressed as Homer Simpson for Halloween, the best costume ever. Thank you so much. Speaking of dressing up, you may have seen this video going around. There were a couple who got married at Hobarton, and they were dressed up all in Hobarton theme. They would guess huge Lord of the Rings fans.

Obviously. And probably the greatest thing I imagine that could happen whilst you're about to do your vows. Elijah Wood, Frodo Baggins, happens to also be doing a tour of Hobarton and Pops in to say hi. Oh my God! Oh my God!

I don't want to take it from him. Can you go and have a photo? We'll think that would love him. Yeah, yeah, sure. Pops in takes a photo with the bride and groan. lovely guy. It takes about three or four photos to we realise he's going to get bombarded. Does he just live there? Because why was he there? Oh no,

maybe Terry knows. Terry was the celebrant of that wedding. Yeah, I think that all the boys like Dom and Seth and Elijah are doing some sort of tour or press. Hi, Terry. Gidey, how are you going? Good. So you were the celebrant at the wedding?

Yes, I was. Wow. It was just, I don't know how to explain it. It was just insane. But can I just say like it was purely coincidence and he was just there with his family and everybody thought that I had set it up

as the celebrant so I'm you know I was taking that shit. Yeah you should have you're welcome I don't charge for that best celebrant ever. Yeah exactly no extra charge and no travel but yeah it's like I don't know it was like getting married in the church and you're really of the faith and Jesus

walk you know? Yeah that is the same thing. It's that sort of stuff I mean, I wonder, was he nervous to do it? Because even though you'd sit there and go, surely if they're getting married at Hobarton, they would want me to come crash. But it's still really ballsy to crash a wedding, you know. Yeah, totally is ballsy.

But like I said, it was purely by accident. He was walking past. He saw the wedding. He walked in. And because all the crowd had their back, you know, to him, it wasn't until he walked up and turned around that everybody just went crazy. I was signing the register and thought it

was some of Sharrick's rugby mates or something. I think he's too small to play rugby. I'm up against you, Terry. He was tiny. It was tiny. Yeah, because I don't know if you can hear it in the video, but I turn around and go,

oh, you're smaller than I thought you'd be. I mean, this thing has gone mental. Yeah. Just before I got on the phone to you guys, I've got a friend in Rome who just saw it on the news in Italian. Wow. And he recognised my voice.

That's incredible. I mean, can I say as well, that Elijah Ward, who plays Frodo Baggins and Turnup, doesn't age. He looks the same. Like, he's a very, he looks like a kid still. Oh, totally, eh? I look like a cryptkeeper next to him.

I mean, like, honestly. When you're just a good person, just bobbing around your life. Yeah. He's a really great dude. Oh, well, thanks so much, Terry, for chatting with us. All the best with the newfound fame.

Hopefully it's great for business. Oh, let's hope, hey. Fingers crossed. Have a great day, guys. Yeah, thank you, mate. What a lovely guy. I'd love to know if you, want to play along

what would be your themed wedding if it was based on your favourite movie and then which celebrity would have to pop in? Well mine's done but you I'm guessing as cool runnings Clint so I'd have to do a cool running's themed wedding so my wife probably comes in on a bob sled down the aisle and then probably

he said probably like he hadn't thought about that for the problem she's like bobsled again so it needs to be in the snow somewhere too Sanka Yule Brenner Jr like any of them if they like came down and said, hey, like, that'd be pretty safe. Yeah, yeah.

I have become friends with one of them. Junior. Junior Bevel. Indeed. Bad ass mother. If you redo your vows, I'll set it up. Yeah. Okay.

Dan, does he have a favorite movie? Mine would be in front of a bookstore in Notting Hill, and Hannah says, I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. Oh, please don't see me a save the date. I won't, don't worry. Wedding in a library. Yeah, you could be the wedding singer, Adam. Adam Lambert.

He's dressed up as him today. Dan, it's a very specific joke that I feel that you need to see. Songs already started too. We just said Terry the celebrant of the wedding in Hopperton where Elijah Wood just randomly shows up. Out of nowhere. I don't want to take attention away.

Just right place, right time. So cool. I wonder what your wedding would look like if you based it off your favourite movie. Hobbiton works. Getting married to Hobbiton. Not all movies work, though. No, I guess not like you're one client. I mean.

Runnings, yeah. It's just not going to... Yeah, it's a tricky one to restage, isn't it? Yeah, and I just feel like as a guest I wouldn't know what to dress as. And then this element would probably get all cheesy, and he'd be like, feel the rhythm, feel the ride, give it up. It's wedding time. Like you wouldn't love that. You would be asking.

Clint would tell him to do that, just when everybody arrives. Yeah, so they arrive and practice it one more time. Everyone's in those, like, really tight morph suits, you know, the Jamaican colours. That's going to be quite the wedding. So one size puts most, everyone puts it on before they say. Sit down. Stacey's text through saying Beauty and the Beast, sad to your husband.

You know if you're doing the theme. Yeah. Yes, and Watson, what's her name? Emma Watson? She'd probably have to show up then. All right. Hey, Lindsay. Good.

Morning, Lynce. What's the theme of your wedding if it was based off your favourite movie? It has to be Terminator. Oh, okay. She'd have Arnold. Arnie shows up. Yeah, old Arnold, yes.

That would be called have Arnie at your wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, Aunie can be a wedding celebrant. Yeah. Right. Go on.

And, of course, the band that wrote the song for the movie, that doesn't have to be dead. Yeah. So you say, Steve? No, I don't. I've never seen. I was not going to think the movie. The band Steve, Meg.

The famous rock band Steve. Yeah. Okay. And Patrick's favorite movie, Star Wars. So who's rocking up to the wedding, uninvited? There's a bit of a surprise guess for you. Ian McGregor. Ian McGregor?

You're not going to dance later? Ian McGregor. Oh, okay. So then we, should we guess? Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. And you could have Yoda going. Married you are?

No. Oh, and everyone's dressed as Stormtroopers? Yeah. No, Claude troopers. Are you married already, Patrick? I'm 17. You're what? You're 17.

Do you, Clint, don't be disgusting. Listen to the deepness of the man's voice. I'm 17. Yeah, you would never guess. Jeez, I mean... Sorry enough, this is my actual voice. So there's still time, I guess, to have this Star Wars-themed wedding. Are you looking for a partner?

No. Oh, God. Are you what the voice just going? He is now there. Oh, no. Yeah, right. You need to go to, like, hang out of, like, Armageddon and stuff in, like, anime places where there'll be.

heaps of girls that like-minded, like you. Yeah, you can marry your wookie. Yeah, because how many women do you come across me are like real into Star Wars? I have yet to meet one, Glenn, so I'm looking forward to that day. Yeah. Hey, well, you know what to dress up is for Halloween, at least Patrick, I hope you're getting your costume sorted. Yeah, he's got.

I don't do Halloween. Yeah, okay. Teen boys for a 17-year-old at Sandmeyer. The force is strong with him, I'll tell you what. It's Halloween out. Is 17-year-old not doing Halloween? That's sad. Don't let it be a millennial thing, guys.

It's just a thing. If it is, you two are like peak millennial right now. Megstress is Homer Simpson. Not grinned. You've got Edge Breakfast social channels on Insta. You want to check out the teams get up. Clint Megan Dan. StinkyB.

The Edge. 1K.E. Z. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. You're on the edge. Clint is desperately trying to find his courts somewhere down his Halloween costume. He's lost his headphones.

What's the show called Dan Megan Clint? Yeah, that's the one you said you back for putting my name first. That's a turn for the books. My job is so safe. I just like, guys, just pan for 10 seconds while I find my phone cable. I'm sorry, but I can remember at least the show name.

I went to say, Guy, Sharon and Clint. I don't even know where that one came from. Right, so I'm not even involved with that one. Right. Big Sue, baby brady. She just jumped in, taking a pause on a maternity leave cover because Ash is the only New Zealander

that's flown to Australia today for Ricky Martin. All right, let's give away $1,000. 10 questions. If you can give us 10 answers and 30 seconds, the cash is yours. You can't pass, but no repeated answers. Who's playing this morning? It's Tracy playing.

Hey, Tracy. Hi. Hi, Tracy. Your answer is going to be quicker than you answer your name. Yeah, there's a bit of a delay from Martinborough this morning. Yeah, how did you know that? Oh, I know a lot of things. Tracy, don't ask questions.

You just answer them. Okay, okay, I'll just answer them. All right, see, okay, let's go. Do you know if Tracy's going to win? I don't see it happening. I don't see it happening. All right, Tracy, your letter is G. All right, and so you've got G and G.

Okay, I don't know. It seems obvious, but, you know. Here we go. So I'm almost like you get two letters when you get G. All right, then. Okay. Ready, your time starts at the end of Miga. asking you the first question.

A movie. Okay, let's go. A movie. Gone with the wind. Something that grows. Cabbage. Sorry, sorry. Great.

Something you can give. Um, a gift box. A video game. Gone in 60 seconds. A gemster. Oh, God. A gymster. Something you find at the gym

Don't worry, babe, don't worry It's okay I like my buttered gabbage Yeah, I don't know if we would have baked gabbage Also, I had a different answer Did anyone else have used? I thought you were stitching Tracy out with question three Or is it just me?

Something you can give. Something you can give starting with G. Oh, a gift, greeting, gratitude, guidance Yeah, I have one of those. Sorry, Trace's. Apparently. Oh, that's so good. Yeah, dare I say it, I think I saw this one coming, Tracy, unfortunately.

Yeah, you did, you might be psychic. Hey, Trace, because you're giving us such a fun couple of minutes. I appreciate that. Oh, you're going to give me something. Yeah, we're going to give you 50 bucks to go spend on your next subway order. Yeah, this is a pity prize. Okay, awesome. Yeah, so that'll be used.

Lunch sorted, the cordon blurs back at participating restaurants for a limited time. So we'll get a 50-old voucher out to you, but. Oh, thank you very much. You're very welcome. She's lovely. And you know what? She's a teacher aide. Soul to the Earth Battlers.

That's a worry. If she thinks it's a champion, that's with the G. All right, kids. Let's do our ABCs. A, B, G, D. Okay. Portrait. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Who is Dan? Who dares, Dan? Who dares Dad? Who is Dan? Who is Dan? Now this has actually already happened, but none of us have actually heard the outcome yet. He was already tasked with the challenge

of transforming himself into an 80-5-year-old woman. Really, I'm Mrs. Doubtfire vibes. Yeah, I had full prosthetics, like full hog. I saw myself in the mirror for the first time and I was like, I don't recognize myself. Yeah, your body and everything, right? Yeah, you'll land it from body effects. They're a morning side in Auckland.

They deliver overnight. If you are still looking to get something for, your Halloween parties this weekend she, while she was putting on the face, we asked her how long it was going to take. Film TV was, you would be wanting to spend at least four hours on this kind of mega.

We're going to cramp it in like an hour and a half. How about we cramp it down to half an hour? If someone's had Botox, does that mean there's not a lot to grab onto and you need extra glue? It's definitely a tighter skin to deal with, yeah. Just as well you're not working on Clint then. He's had a bit of it.

Is there going to be like prosthetics or just makeup? Like, what are we doing here? Well, yeah, yeah. So what we're doing today, I've prepared some stuff earlier. So these are encapsulated silicon prosthetics. Oh, and they're just going to get glued on and then blended away with some acetone. And, yes.

Oh, my gosh, I can't wait. The soft plastic woman breasts that you brought in. Is that for Dan, too? Yes. By the way, the breasts are rather perky for a senior citizen. Yeah, yeah. I asked for the Ash London. Okay, well, your hand out.

Do your worst. Make your Dan look as old as you possibly can. What age are we aiming for? Oh, let's see. I'm hoping around 80. Oh, goodness, come on. My goodness, okay. You should have done Clint, you only would have had to add 10 years.

Okay. Right, make him ugly right now. Thank you, Yolanda. Perfect, thank you. Wow. Are you right? I know. Are you making jokes about Ash's boobs?

I don't know why I did that. That's the wife, man. Right? She laughed though So after 90 minutes of sitting in the chair And getting his scarf and his wig and his glasses He finally got to see himself Oh my God

Gladly you've done an incredible job If you come visit your wife I don't know she will not She won't know it's me No, yeah Oh it looks fantastic now This is what I talk like Hello Talley, how are you Oh I'm really wanting to get some Botox

I'm trying to get rid of my fine lines and wrinkles Oh my God Linda's she's got big boobies. Oh my goodness. Come here, Glenn. It was so freaky. Like, he walked down in the office and people didn't know who Dan was. It's fantastic work.

I think what you guys were wanting to do was make me feel awkward. It did the absolutely opposite. Honestly, I was hiding behind this mask. No one really knew who I was in public. I went out and did some challenges that you'd set me. And, man, it was like I was invincible. Yeah, well, the thing is, you're not afraid of these things when you're Dan. So when you were completely somebody asking you to wait with it more, I imagine you're free as a bird.

Okay, so we tasked you with going into the city where your wife works and asking to speak to her, which you've done. You went to a skate park because I always think it's funny seeing senior citizens rock around on a skateboard doing cool tricks. The problem is Dan doesn't know any. So we'll see how that went. Hey, I can Ollie. Okay. And our Webb Gilbella went around with you. You have photos and videos going up soon or are they up now?

Up now, text Dan to 3343 to see the video. Yeah. It's a long video of me making an absolute fool of myself as an old woman. And love it every second. And loved every second. We'll play you the audio highlights of Dan as an 80-plus-year-old woman trying to tick off his challenges for Who Dare's Dan Halloween edition this week. Dan 3343 if you want to see the video.

Who is Dan this week? Dan was turned into an 85-year-old woman by Body Effects and he was tasked with going out into the street and ticking off a series of challenges. Meg and I have just watched the video. If it's the only video you watch, they should be that. It's going viral already. It's going viral, guys.

You just refresh it on the view count there. Be one of the first of you, the viral vid. Go ahead and quick, text Dan to 3343. It is very funny. It's Dan at his best. This is what Dan does best. isn't it Clint and I'm so... Stop it. I'll keep going.

You're one compliment of the year from me. We gave him a series of things to attempt whilst truly looking like an 80-plus year old woman. The problem was we sent him to a skate bar because you thought that'd be cool to see like an old person skate, but Dan can't actually really skis. We're still waiting to see what it was like to see an old person

skate, unfortunately. The problem was it actually looked like it was an old lady skating. That's the thing. She should go skate over here with these kids. Oh! Oh! How are you loud's going, all right? Can you do any sick tricks?

Do you want to go on my board? Did anyone ask to have a girl on your board? People literally, like, retracted from, like, the area where I was playing. There was a guy there that was skating that was literally bent over with laughter. Okay, right. Why the English accent, by the way, just came naturally? Yeah. It was sort of like I was trying to do doubtfire,

but it sort of didn't come across. She's this British old woman. And then we made Dan go to his wife's office and at reception asked for her to come down to see if she would recognise him. You tick that one off? Yeah, she hasn't lost the yoke. I've made love to me since.

Hello, darling. How are you? Come here. Oh, she doesn't want to. Come give you a cuddle. Is this giving you the egg? Oh, God! Come on.

Give me a kiss. Good one kiss. Okay. Oh no, please, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Dan tried to flash her a booby. Yeah, because I had real, like, synthetic boobies on as well, with nipples, real nipples.

And I flashed them at her right outside her work, and she works for, like, a big corporate company. And she actually got really anger and was like, go away. Yeah. You didn't do the old, um, old people can just get away if they drop their guts or whatever you want to call it. If they do a fart, like, in public. Like, you just, like, almost crack up funny.

So Dan took a fart machine and just went around Vic Park. Oh, Jimmy. Oh, boy. And the noises afterwards. It's like, you know, when you get God mode on a video game where you just can't die, that's like when you're an old woman, you just can't lose. Like, you can't do anything of people like, oh, she's old. It's fine.

She's got fat, too old things. And the one where Meg and I would literally melt into a puddle and just, die, would have been the last challenge, we didn't think he had tick off, he had to go over to the competing radio stations, there's a building there, and he had to apply for a job on one of the other radio stations.

What's the process and we're applying for Tony's Street's role on coast? Hi, sorry, excuse me, I was just wondering if I could, um, I'm here to apply for the Coast FM Knights role. I don't know how to use the internet. Stop.

Is she just ignoring you? Or I could take over from Vaughn on Z-M. I've got some singers. Oh well, should I do it here or online? It was so weird because usually radio station receptionists have a laugh. They were just not having it. And fair enough. Fair enough.

So if you want to see the video, you've got to say it. Dan to 3343. Lots coming through. Now, Dan, do a quick refresh, buddy. What are you looking at? You go on viral gear? Oh, a million views! Clint, Meg and Dan.

Ash is off, probably the only person that's left New Zealand to go to Ricky Martin in Melbourne because he snobbed New Zealand. And so Meg's taking a pause on her mat leave to join us. Just so happens to be one of your favourite shows of the year. Halloween. Halloween shows. I love Halloween shows. We all dress up. Dan always is the worst.

Because I don't really like Halloween. But anyway, that's beside the point. Dan and his wife are putting a sign out. They're going to laminate it. So if it rains, it'll still keep the kids away saying, get out of here no it doesn't say get out of here

pretty much we change the words every time it says it says trespasses will be prosecuted that's what it says

yeah Dan's like Celebrity lives here don't want anyone knowing the Dan Webby on Edge Breakfast resides here well that's quite a good one

I'll change it I wanted to bring up my husband and I had a proper raised voices yelling argument with each other which started off like being a bit silly

and then it actually got into real feelings talking about winning $30 million. So... Is that what the current lotto jackpotters? It's now 33, I think, on Saturday. But we had this before,

we bought a ticket on Wednesday and we spoke about where the money would go and how we'd, you know, spend... Divvy it up. Yeah, campaign's working then because they're always like, imagine. Yeah, and we were imagining, and it was really nice to start with. And I was saying, okay, we keep 10 mil, and then we give 20 mil away to...

to charities and give a littles and other people because $10 million is plenty, plenty, plenty more than enough to set us up for a great life, a fantastic life, more than comfortable life, $10 million and then the rest we can share with other people because why would we need to keep it? Why would we need that much? Don't even start with this.

You're clinically insane. Don't even start with me. What do you mean? You would give away 66% of your winnings. Why do we need more than $10 million for? buying a little yellow piece of paper and getting lucky. I mean, I'm all for charity. I've always said that. But I would never donate more than half

of my winnings to charity. I just wouldn't do it. Why do you deserve it more than anybody else for getting some lucky numbers? Because I bought the ticket. Yeah, and Dan has been known to say... I don't think we do it for charity. Charities. No, that was... The charity is me.

I'm out of context. I just don't think anybody needs more than $10 million to live a great life. And then the rest of it... I mean, I think if I was 95 and I'm on my deathbed and I have spent $30 million and I think I could have changed so many lives

so many lives But I will say When you're looking at houses For 5 mill And then you realise what six can get you I don't want I'm seeing a $10 million house That I'm quite like

I don't think you know how much insurance is on a Ferrari Once you buy it The cost continues And I'll have three Ferraris Oh he was livid with me He was livid with me He was like, that's just stupid to, like, give away that much money.

But if you're factoring in, it's not just charity, if you're factoring giving to, like, siblings and parents. Yeah. And then all of a sudden, your co-workers, they all want a piece. Then all of a sudden, I suppose you could start giving it away pretty quick. Okay, Meg, so the orphans are getting $20 million. Yes. How much Clinton and I are getting?

If you win $30 million. If I win $30 million. How much you're giving Clintonai? Yeah. thousand dollars. Shocking. Shocking. I'll take six figures. She knows us. She doesn't know the kids. Well, not yet, but...

I know what you two get paid. You guys are fine. She doesn't know the pandas she's saving in China. She knows us. Okay, so wait, you would find a way... I mean, probably says a lot about you would all like to think that we would give away most of it. Like, I'm not trying to sound like, you know, Mother Teresa here. I honestly think T-Milly. I couldn't spend more than that in my lifetime anyway. How, why did he get so headed with you and your husband?

Because he was so mad about it. He was like, you need more than 10. Well, he was getting mad that you're giving away the fake money that you hadn't won yet. Yes, he was like, and so got to the point that we said we probably shouldn't even buy a lot of tickets because it truly, like, obviously divides us so strongly with our morals. True. Because I got really angry about it of like, why would we be so selfish?

I'd end it with you. I really would. Well, yeah, that way, at least you get 15, I suppose. Mm. What would, I mean, I went under the edge. how would you divvy it up especially I guess the charity side and giving it to family

how much would you give them? Yeah because it's one of those things I actually think winning 30 million although we all think it would be incredible would be a bit of a double-edged sword to be a blessing and a curse because once everyone finds out the expectation now starts coming from everybody

and then you probably have to like move cities and how do you start a new life Would you want to stay in Auckland if you had Nah I'd probably be out of here Yeah but gone anyway Yeah living in the golf course so quick. You've got gold coats of all the places in the world.

I've got me important to live in Byron Bay. Oh yeah, yeah, it's nice there. Okay, what do you do? You win 30 million. Are you team Meg and you're giving away 20? Yeah, well, how do you divvy it up? Are you keeping all 30? It's yours. If I was Meg's husband guy, I'd leave me. That first thing I'd do is leave Meg.

So now you're 15. Megan and her husband had a very big, argument about what they would do if they won the $30 million? Like, obviously we are fine, but it does make me wonder and thing. It does make me wonder and think. Like, if we were to be put in this position, for real what it would do to our marriage.

Yeah. What was the argument like? So it started off with a bit of fun banter. And then I said, would give away 20 million of it. And he was like, he laughed. I was like, no, we would. We don't need more than 10 million. He said, well, well, that's just stupid to give it away. And he said, like, we'd invest it in

And I'm like, wouldn't we just quit our jobs and not be working? You want to make more work for yourself? So he wants to invest it so we can make more money to not give away. I was like, wait, we don't need any more money. We don't need to make any more money. Well, I was the opposite, and I'm surprised there's a lot of people with you, Meg. Amanda's cool. It's easy to say you give it away when it's not in your bank again, right?

But Amanda, you're team Meg. I am absolutely team Meg. Always. So what we're not always. As your partner on board with this, Amanda, or are you single? No, I am married, and to be fair, I haven't had a conversation with him about it, but I make the decisions.

Oh, you wear the pants? Yeah, nice. How much would you give away? If you won 33 million on Saturday, how much of that would you give away, and how much would you get? I mean, I'd probably, like, limit it at, like, a mill per person. So, like, we've got four children, so they would get money. We would, you know, do the usual, so you'd put. pay the mortgage, you'd go on holiday, all that sort of stuff,

tuck some of it into an account. Sever and up. And then, yeah, like, and then, you know, you'd buy mum and dad a house or, you know, a car or just little things like that, like not gist away a lot. You know what? I don't think I would give people a lump sum.

Amanda, I'd put my friends on a retainer. Oh, that's so patronising. So I would give you like a yearly salary and then you would just hang out with me. So I'd be like, I bought a super yacht, I'm going to travel around Mexico and stuff and you guys, if you want to come, obviously you've got expenses,

I will times whatever you'd be making working in this job times 10 and you'd hang out with me. You don't hang out with us. You'd have a lot of friends all of a sudden, though, wouldn't we? Yeah, he would. We would be at the bottom of the list, we'd be. I know when you break it down,

you're paying your friends to hang out with you, but it's like, so you're giving them money and we're all sharing in the fund. Stacey Texan say, why would you give away free money? I just think there's a limit to how much money you need as a person to be happy and then just give the rest away.

Yeah. All right. U-N. Whoa. Sorry. What was that? My balls just dropped. Can we get a replay of that, please? Just an eaves while we talk to Ewan.

Sorry, guys. Ewan. What are you doing with 30 mil? 30 mil. I take 10 mil, put it in real estate, you know, buy real estate for myself, real estate for the family. Five mil and FU money.

You can give that to charity. You could spend it. You can give it to some family. And I'll put 10 mil in savings and investments. Oh, he's thought about that. He really has. But that's only 25 mil. What do you do with...

That's why he's putting an investment so people can deal with the numbers. He's not a big numbers guy. Hey, look, a lot of people are more generous than me. I'd put a million dollars aside just to dare Clint to do stuff every day. I'd give him no money. And then every day I'd come into work and I go, Clint, I'll give you a hundred grand if you do a nudie run outside right now. And he'd do it because he's desperate. Tearsie.

Dan, would he be like, eat that. 20 grand, done. And I go, you're pathetic, Clint. I'd yell it out as he's doing it. It would change you so bad if you became a millionaire, dad. Got to be terrible. I'll give you 300 bucks if you eat this. 300 bucks?

Yeah. He's a multi-millionaire. Oh, and thanks. Just a need-ier, I think he's got it for me. Yeah. All right. Yeah. That's going to haunt me for the rest of my career.

Every time Clint's asked me a question, that's going to play. Ask me a question. Oh, Dan, you're wearing a morph suit and you look rather endowed. Did you stuff it with tube socks? Yeah. I knew it. Fake music versus real music.

Let me know which one you like better, and it will take the point. Fake music, all of it's fake. Being made by AI. Even the vocal is fake. It's amazing, though, the songs now that AI can put out and the covers it can do of your favorite song.

God, it annoys me. me though, it really pisses me off. Okay, this is? Nowadays everybody want to talk like they got something to say. Oh, this is so good. It's got a bad to be the real. Nowadays everybody want to talk like they got something to say. But nothing comes out when they move, they lift.

Just a bunch of gibberish and folks act like they forgot about it. Now everybody wants to talk like they got something to say. Oh, holy round. Look, I will say this. That is good. But it's not a human. So for me, the music, the magic of music, is the human aspect. And if you take that out, it's just a computer.

Sounds real. My brain isn't advanced enough to have that whole thing, damn, where I go. Oh, yeah, but it's not real. It sounds real, so I like it. Yeah. Okay. All right, what are we doing? Backstreet boys.

Real Backstreet Boys versus fake AI Backstreet Boys That's the musical No, nothing but original Surely Good though That's the musical theater version Yeah, this is the gleeve version

Okay, Katie Perry I already think AI is going to beat this Okay, fake music You just got to ignite the light And let it shine Oh, Katie Perry's better Oh, yeah, I lost you in the chorus But baby you're a fire

Oh, nah, right now Katie Perry's better Katie wins, Katie wins that one, just Hey I lost you in the chorus, all right Okay, producing NEPIA, who is a musician, plays in a band, one of its favorite songs, in his opinion, before we get to it, is the AI did it better? I hate how much I love this AI version. It's actually really, really good.

If everything could ever feel this real forever. Nah. If anything could ever be this good again. I've made it like, nah. I like it You gotta promise not to stop When I say It's like a voice

Food Fighters fans are like Would hate that I like an angry Yeah Okay so it looked like it was 50-50 Nah that sucks Um I mean this one was really good

The first two were yeah They were great right Yeah Oh I loved that Oh this is it Everybody wants to talk Like they got something to say But nothing comes out

I think it's been chills. Just a bunch of gibberish and poles act like they forgot about. It sounds like Chris Stapleton doing M&M. Yeah. That's what it sounds like. Yeah, I mean, I'm here for it. Musician's my novice. I am.

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