The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Disney songs on a sex tape

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London for an extraordinary podcast episode filled with gripping secrets, epic tour announcements, and some hilarious moments! Starting off with an exciting Ed Sheeran interview and giveaway, the team dives into amusing anecdotes about life's unexpected twists—like laboring partners' wild antics and hidden inheritance secrets. Ed Sheeran reveals his love for New Zealand and shares insights about his latest music ventures. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster ride, featuring heartwarming conversations, laughter, and a glimpse into superstar lives. Stay tuned! 00:00 Introduction and Morning Banter02:33 Clint's Taylor Swift FOMO08:06 Dan's Donation Dilemma12:00 Ozzy Osbourne's Passing15:30 First Caller of the Day: Nicole20:38 Sex Tape Advice24:15 $10,000 Challenge with Kate30:17 Stephen Colbert's Firing35:20 Dream Seat Contest: Ball's Pitch40:21 Labor Stories: Unexpected Events45:45 Partner's Unbelievable Actions During Labor51:22 Ed Sheeran's Upcoming Tour01:11:38 The Truth Booth: Jody's Secret Inheritance

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McIntyre and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Under the cover of darkness, hours before most people's alarms sound, they separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans. Three people with boring, mundane, pathetic lives.

Hey! Clint's life's quite exciting. Now, with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet. No, no. It's not Captain Planet. Oh, right. Sorry, Force of Habit. This is Clint, Meg and Dan. With Ash, London, Kyoto, good morning. Being on 6 o'clock Wednesday. Good morning.

Good to be here. Wow, that's a big show today. It is, isn't it? Oh my god, there's so much going on. We could send you anywhere in the world within New Zealand. We've got a double pass to Ed Sheeran's tour. There's a little tour when he gets here in Feb. And he's kicking off the tour in Auckland.

Oh, is it his first stop? The world tour stop one is Auckland. So we're gonna get the very first look at what the heck this thing's gonna be about. Oh yeah, it's like his dress rehearsal before the rest of the world. Yeah, he'll be trying out his new moves on us. He'll be telling us all about it at eight o'clock.

Oh, and also a couple of chances to win $10,000. Oh my god. Do you think Ed Sheeran's going to be doing it in the round again? Last time he was in the middle, it was the centre and he like runs around. I think it's the only way to do it when you're one person. Yeah. He nailed it. Like he's so good at holding the whole audience in the palm of his hand. Just one man doing everything.

Well, you'll hear in the chat, I was saying how it's so exhausting to kind of commit to a world tour and he said, I don't find it exhausting. He's like, I do them only on the weekends. I'm spending time with my family during the week. So he's kind of organised it in a way that, he's got real dad vibes from Ed Sheeran now. Yeah, he's nailed it. He's been doing it long enough. He's ironed out all the creases. Yeah, because it's like, you look at like Taylor Swift and that tour she had to do. Exhausting.

I was tired thinking about it. Yeah. She never canceled a single show. What a tour it was though. Did you see the Eres tour? I saw it in Melbourne. Of course you did. Incredible, incredible.

Clint didn't come and he's still, I think, a little bit salty about it. Did you hear the story about that Ash? No. I'll tell you after the song. I'll tell you after the song how Dan and Meg got to go on an all-expenses paid trip to see Taylor Swift and I missed out. But he's got over it now, can't he? You brought it up, mate.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. I want to hear your story, boys, about the fact that somehow Dan and Meg ended up getting a free trip to Melbourne to see Tay Tay and Clint stayed home. Don't bring it up, Ash. It's a sore point with Clint. No, well no, it's actually not. At the time I was kind of a little bit like, how is... Okay, I'm born in a family of just me and my younger brother. And Mum has always brought us up what you do for one, you have to do for the other. Oh god, he's going back to his childhood.

Yeah, that was... Can you say the same thing? You know it's deep when it's going, regretting back to. And my daughter, I think, I've somehow passed it onto her as well, where if anything happens, like if I go to my son, oh man, I love your fit today, she'll go, what about me? Like it's always like, hold on.

Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah. I don't like that. It's like everything has to be fair, and I'm trying to explain to her that life isn't fair sometimes, and that it's not always going to be cut down the middle 50-50 and you need to be okay with that. Sometimes you'll win the 50-50 split and sometimes you'll lose. Sometimes your fit sucks, you know?

Yeah, and I definitely missed out on the even cut when our boss decided to work out how to send two people to Taylor Swift when there was a breakfast show of three. to work out how to send two people to Taylor Swift when there was a breakfast show of three. I ran to go get a water, like in the middle of the show. And we got like two minutes, two and a half maybe. And I like raced down, fill up my water and I raced back and my boss catches me just as I'm coming back into the shoot and goes, hey Clint, you're not a huge Taylor Swift fan, eh?

And I was like, oh, not like Megan Dan level, no. Okay, well you've answered the question for yourself then. Megan Dan level is a crazy level though, right? But like, and he goes, okay, okay, cool. Cause yeah, Taylor Swift tour gets announced today and we're gonna surprise Megan Dan with tickets to Melbourne. I was like, like you're gonna be back on here in like 30 seconds.

So I don't even have time to really argue. Also I'm like, no, well I'm still a fan of hanging out with my mates and going overseas and going to concerts. No, but Tay Tay's next level, that's for fans only. So I reckon we could go to karaoke, you could load us some Taylor Swift songs and I'll be boutin' out more than half of every song that you line up.

Come on. I know what happened, here's what happened. Casey more than half of every song that you line up. Come on. I know what happened. Here's what happened. Casey, the boss at the time that made the decision. Yeah, that to us. He was going to send Meg because she's the, on the show she's the biggest. Yes. Okay, I'm maybe the next biggest.

That's fine. That's fine. Send Meg and we got a representative over there telling us all about. I'm happy with that. But she needed the muscle-iest man on the show to protect her. She did to protect her. And you know, damsel in distress. Once you start going, I reckon you go one, to protect her. And you know, she's damn clean distressed.

I reckon you go one, you send one, or you send three. But you don't send two. I disagree. We had a Backstreet Boys concert. Guess what? Everyone went. Everyone went. Who's the biggest bitch? They don't even know a song outside of I Want It That Way. Those Taylor Swift tickets were like more than gold.

Like, I've never had that many people hitting me up, can you help me get tickets, can you help me? Like that was like selling organs. I had to pay $480 for a ticket. Oh, Dan didn't. No, I didn't, I went for free and it was the week that my firstborn son was due as well. Yeah, here's the other thing.

Oh my God. Okay, yeah, sorry, thank you Dan for bringing that up. You just helped the other debate team. So his wife was due that week and he was like, I don't know if I'm going to be able to go, I don't know. And so he was going to, but we can transfer the ticket because it was already in his name. And I was like, what a, like he still went.

So how long after you got back to your Hannah-Havda-Bubba? Like three days. It was pretty close. I would not have let you go if I was her. No way. She was like, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity. What a woman. And she said you've got to get one over Clint. And so I went. Imagine if you'd missed it. Yeah. Cause you were at a Townstove concert. I know. I know. That is such a great story.

I would never live that down. And then you know what? Like Drax Project ended up having some like boat party in Sydney. And I was like that's my trip. Like that's me. I'm going to that. Nah we didn't send anyone to that. Less and less money like that's my trip. Like that's me, I'm going to that. Nah, we didn't send anyone to that. Less and less money as the days go by. Yeah, that's what he said. We're just lucky to have jobs at this point.

And the good thing is everybody's moved on. Now this day in music, I look through this, I do the research on this sometimes. We all share it, but today we've got two options. Sounds like you do all of it. We do two options today Drake and Beyonce. Okay 25 key changes in this song. Yeah, incredible So on this day in 2013, she got her hair stuck in a fan while on stage performing. Halo. Amazing That was famous and then Drake apparently, apparently on the stand 2018, the NTSB, the National Transport Safety Board in America,

warned against the growing trend of people jumping out and moving cars, doing his trend to the moment, my feelings. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah. Druzy Drake's had a bit of a rough go lately. Everyone's bagged.

And then tomorrow can we play some Druzy? Yeah, I'll definitely give them some opera. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Druzy Drake's had a bit of a rough go lately. Everyone's bagging him. I reckon we play some Druzy. Yeah, I definitely give him some opera. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He needs all those dolls and scents. Here it is, your 6am throwback. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Drake and My Feelings in 2018.

It was the dance trend, I suppose, of jumping out of the car and dancing along to this one. Where have the dance trends gone? I feel like we haven't had one for a little while. Yeah, maybe it's out of vogue. Maybe, because every song that came out had a dance. Yeah. But I can't really even think of the last one.

I actually like that there's not the pressure. Yeah, I feel sorry for singers. Yeah, but then also the boss would be like, hey look, come on, you know, there's a radio show, we should be on this. Clint, you're on Dance With The Stars, man. Yeah, that was a long time ago, boss. Guys, I don't want to ask too many questions about we should be on this. No, Clint you're on Dance With The Stars man. Yeah, that was a long time ago boss. Guys I don't want to ask too many questions about why I'm doing this.

But I need to give a sample. Nice. This week or tomorrow. Of the special stuff? Of the special stuff. Okay, my love of juices. Yeah, special stuff is fine. Okay, I'll just stick with special stuff.

Yeah. Because there's not always love associated with the juices. Yeah. You know what I mean? Sometimes there's. And this is not my first time I've done it. It's not my first video. No, I bet it's not. You mean just like for non-scientific purposes?

No, sometimes you're... This is my second- Recreationally. This is my second foray into donation, okay? So, and I'm not donating it. It's a test I'm doing, okay? For the first time I've done it during these hours. Gotcha. And I booked it a few weeks ago.

And I haven't thought it through because the day is tomorrow where I've got to go and do the test. Yep. Or the sample. The sample. The sample across. And the whole thing with this, if you've ever done them before, you have to give it do the tests. Or the sample across. And the whole thing with this, if you've ever done them before,

you have to give it, you have to produce the sample and then submit it within an hour. Oh, so it stays fresh. So it stays fresh. So they can do the testing straight away. And there's only one place that does it and it's in Sylvia Park,

which is about half an hour, 40 minutes from where we work. It's a longer drive from my house. Now here's where the dilemma comes in. I come and do the show every day, okay? So my morning's filled up, so I have an opportunity to produce this sample after the radio show.

I can't go home. Here's the dilemma because we've got a nanny and my son is at home. He's not at daycare anymore. So I can't go home and do the deed while that's all happening. Well you could. I mean I could but I... It's for medical purposes. I know but it does... She doesn't need to know. I think if you run the shower... Is that okay if you run the shower? I don't know. What if I get water in it?

No, no, no. Just like in the room. Oh you don't even turn it off? I feel like running the shower just I don't know, what if you get water in it? No, no, no, just like in the room. Oh, you don't even turn it off? I feel like running the shower just covers a multitude of sins, you know what I mean? Just aim the shower against the wall type thing. Yeah, just like sit on the toilet and.

It's also not a good option because I'm cutting it fine in terms of getting there to the place. Yes, okay. So then my only other two options are at work. No. Okay. No, Sash.

Or in my car. Whoa, double no. If this was like radio 15 years ago, we'd get one of those like one man tents into the studio. I'd rather go home. And we'd have you just do it in the studio while we all sat around and come out. We had a prostate check in studio once. Mmm, yeah that was just recently. That's good though, that's fantastic.

Yeah. Now here's the thing, there is maybe another option. One of your houses. I think Ash is closer to, yep, she is. What's the distance from Keyblond? Ash is closer. Yeah, Ash is closer to Sophia Park than I am. I'd happily let you choose in my house.

Happily. Really? It's for science. But the thing is, I wouldn't. I don't have to be home. I'll give you the keys just just not in like you'd need to do it in like oh no buddy you can't do it in buddy's bathroom you'd have to do it in my bathroom. I'd prefer it in your bathroom. No every time I went to brush my teeth I'd be like he was in here.

And one of the particles that got into the air and then I get pregnant. You get pregnant from the particles he's not that poner he wouldn't be in the test it. I think I'm going to do it in the car. I genuinely do. No, no. You'll be like Hugh Grant and Defyne Brown. Gee. I can see the end right now. New Zealand radio announcer.

But that's for scientific purposes. I think I will. Why they must? No, you cannot. No. I'll pull over. No. Daniel Wabbie. They'll be like, Jesus, this is the freshest sambal we've ever had. No, you cannot! No! I'll pull over. No! Daniel Webby!

They'll be like, Jesus, this is the freshest samba we've ever had. Yeah, I just stood it out there in the car park. Yeah. Clint, Mick and Dan. Let's go! Guys up for entertainment. Clint, Mick and Dan with Ash London scandal. Yes, though, look, a pivot here.

We were going to talk about Colbert, but we've just literally seconds read some really shocking and sad news. Ozzy Osbourne, the lead singer of Black Sabbath, has passed away at the age of 76. I'm going to read the statement from his family. It said, it is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love,

we ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. This is just a week and a half after the Black Sabbath's final farewell show. OzFest, yeah, it happened literally, I think two weeks ago. Yeah. Incredible. Yeah. And like he performed there. Yeah, it happened literally, I think, two weeks ago. Yeah. Incredible. Yeah.

And, like, he performed there. Yeah, he performed. And do you know what's wonderful is that his daughter Kelly got engaged backstage and he got to be there to kind of witness the proposal, which is nice now that he'll kind of miss the wedding. I didn't know he was that sick. He was very unwell, and I think he's been obviously unwell

for a long time and he's been deteriorating for many years. Well, it looks like he's been deteriorating since we were watching the reality show back in the day. And he's been kicking around for decades since. Yeah, he's been funny. Obviously, the Prince of Darkness, he was known and made famous from Black Sabbath, and later on, I think, to a newer generation,

with the Osbournes. But I used to work at another radio station called The Rock, and I used to be a producer there, and he came in one time to do interviews and I was expecting him to be the Prince of Darkness. Of course. Very kind of like... Eating bats.

But he was genuinely, and I'm not saying this because he died, I've said this before, one of the loveliest people we've ever interviewed. He gave so much time, like here's Ozzy Osbourne. And like The Rock even back then didn't get many sort of big interviews like that, but he was like the mecca of interviews. He was like there, Taylor Swift. Yeah, oh 100%.

And they're the ones you remember, right? It's those people that come in and, like when artists have been around for that long, they know that those little interactions change someone's life forever. Like you're always gonna tell that story with fond memories. And the quickest wit, I remember like we interviewed him

and one of the radio announcers there said something about how he never listens to Black Seas, never listens to Black Sabbath. Instead of being like up in arms about it, Ozzy Osbourne made a joke and like sort of pretended to storm out of the interview just because he'd never listen. And then he was just such a consummate professional and yeah Huge loss. Yeah, how wonderful that he had the farewell gig

Yeah, it's so special then there's so many artists kind of were a part of that but man like Because of the Osborne's and that was kind of one of the OG like family reality shows you really do feel like you know the family and Family reality shows. You really do feel like you know the family. And it's like what I always took from that show was how tight they all were. Like, you know, he's a rock star, but at the end of the day, they're just a normal family.

And the way they would just scream at each other. And the kids are swearing at their parents. And then like the next day, they're all best friends again. Yeah, they just sit down on the end of the bed and they do their apologies. Totally. Oh my God, they're like a normal family. It was like the first reality TV show there, wasn't it?

It was, yeah. Of like famous people, because famous people didn't do them back then. Yeah. Now they do it and they get the money, but... And sad for Sharon, I think him and Sharon were couple goals. Like they've been together for many, many years. She was like his manager. Yeah, the momager.

And so like, yeah, I mean, it's so sad when someone dies like that. I just can't believe it. He is one of those people that you just assume is gonna be around forever, I think. Forever. Because he's just so much a part of the zeitgeist. Yeah, R.I.P. Ozzie. The Clint Megan Dan Podcast. Alright, who is it gonna be this morning?

First call of the day! First call of the day! I'll tell you who it's gonna be, Clint. Nicole. Good morning. Morning, Nicole. Good morning. Hey,, Nicole. Good morning. Hey, bud. A bit of information about Nicole.

For those of you playing at home, she's a dairy farmer. She's an aquarius. She drives a silver, and this has been spelt terribly. Hyundai Kona. That has been spelt H-I-U-N-D-I, Carl. I don't know how you got that spelling. What about fiance? That's about awful.

F-A, I won't do the rest. What about Fungare? You're from Fungare? Is that where you're from? Yes, Fungare, yes. He's butchered that as well, actually. Oh my gosh. And your truck once broke down

in the middle of an intersection in town with a horse boat on the back there. Now that is probably the worst moment of your life. That's nightmare. Take us through how that happened. It was very embarrassing. I don't know, we just pulled up to the lights and all of a sudden the ute just flashed all its lights and shut off.

Oh gosh, me being me had no idea what to do. Horse in the back kicking and carrying on. Oh the horse, oh gosh. Yeah, the horse was not happy. Lucky, lucky, I managed to like five minutes later turn the ute back on and it fired up and I moved up the street but gosh all the looks and beeps and stuff just not cool. To go to lift the ute and just ridden the horse like away from the scene. That's bad. You don't seem like a damsel in distress to me Nicole. You seem like a lady who gets it done. Resourceful. Yeah, yeah, it gets her hands dirty and fixes an issue.

That's me. That's me. Yes, hands dirty fixes whatever I can. Nicole, you're a horse person. Obviously you are. Oh, she's in the cows. Can you hear in the background the cows? My wife is also a horse person. And she will admit that most horse people are crazy.

What would you say? That's a 50-50 answer for me. You can get two types of horse people in my opinion. You can get the crazy horse people and you can get the chill horse people. Yeah. I prefer my category and the chill person. Okay, so let's say you go on a date and this chick's like, oh my god, I love horses. How do we work out which side of the fence she's on, the crazy or non-crazy? Is there a question you could ask?

You can tell. Oh, yeah, I suppose so. More crazy, like, are they into doing more shows and stuff and how competitive are they? That's the more crazy side of things. How many horses do they have? I find if you've got over three, yeah, that's a bit crazy for me.

How much does a horse cost to buy, Nicole? Oh, you're looking at anywhere between, you can pick them up for free, but yeah, you're looking anywhere between for a decent horse in the thousands. You don't want a free horse. And it also has a dairy farm in there. Dairy farming, Nicole, when was the last time

you had a day off? Oh gosh, actually I had a day off not long ago before calving started so that wasn't too bad. Calving's just started now so we won't be getting any days off for a while. I thought you meant calving, like C-A-R-V, but calving not calving. You're such a city slicker. She's like, oh so what do you calve? We have got little baby dairy calves. Oh I remember that like going up to my uncle's farm.

The same morning. Oh bless that. My uncle had a farm in Dargaville when as kids we'd go there on school holidays and when calving was on you'd just stick your hands out and they'd suck all your fingers and stuff. Oh darling. Yeah it was such a time. Hey well you do a great job Nicole.

Very cool cuddle. Yeah, I, Nicole. Very cool cuddle. Yeah. I love Nicole. Thank you. We're very lucky in New Zealand to have so many dedicated dairy farmers and people who do such an incredible job and keep the country moving. It's the best milk on the planet. Honest to God.

Keeping your coffee is nice. Yes, honestly. We love you. Well, speaking of, we'll sort you out with a voucher go spend in store. Thanks to our show sponsor, Zed. Nicole, so you, we'll sort you out with a voucher to go spin in store. I think so our show sponsor, Zed and Nicole, so you can enjoy that when you finally get a breather. God, it's such hard work. Thank you guys.

Easy, thanks Nicole. Thanks for having us on the couch here. Yeah. I could never do it. We've got a rural property back home and the farmers, we're surrounded by farmers. And Terry, our mate next door, he's probably in his late 70s.

He's up before dawn every day, out in the fields. We'll go to the pub for dinner. We'll come back from the pub for dinner. He's still out there. Hardest workers in the world. We don't appreciate them. We enjoy the fruits of their labour. We eat the vegetables and the milk,

and we never think hardworking people have made this possible. An incredible lifestyle. Yeah, just reminiscing, used to go up to the farm and ride Mrs Burke. Yeah, anyway, what about the cows though? No, that was the name of the motorbike. Which now looking back is a bit strange. Anyway, I used to love riding Mrs Burke up on the farm.

As a kid, being able to ride a motorbike. She's passed away now hasn't she? Yeah don't mention she's still running. Clint, Megan and Stinky Boo. Naughty 640 so a little uh something we wouldn't talk about at like eight o'clock because they're little kids in cars. And if there are little kids in cars just switch over five minutes come back come back though. Ironically even though we're talking about sex tapes, it actually has a bit of a PG tone to it. Okay.

If you sit in it, if you sit in the pocket, you'll see what I mean. Okay, we're with you babe. Okay, I'm just sitting in it. Saw this post and it, I think got reshared thousands and thousands of times because Kim Kardashian commented on it. And it says,

Friendly tip, when making a sex tape, play Disney music in the background. That way, if it ever gets leaked online, Disney lawyers will do everything they can to have that taken down. You're welcome. And Kim Kardashian commented, damn, why didn't I think of this?

Oh, good from her though. That's funny that she's got a personality about it. Yeah I mean use that Disney lawyer money so you don't have to. Oh they have the best in the game. Yeah and they are not letting anything with a Disney backing track of any sort of sexual nature stay up in line for more than 24 hours. What song are you choosing then? Well that's the thing, and I wonder if these songs that I've found

Well that's the thing, and I wonder if these songs that I've found help or hinder the performance. But they do have certain innuendos I've... Brilliant. Yeah, I thought... I'm in the mood to help you dude, you ain't never had a friend like me. Yeah, I am. I am. I am.

I am. Robert Williams, what a... It's true. And the crescendo on this. Yeah. You know, we're really building. Can your friends do this? Can your friends do that? That's good.

Can your friends pull this? Out their little hands. It's an option. Pulling someone out of the hat in the bedroom. I like it. And looky here. Yep. I'm not sure how this one goes.

Let it go, let it go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go, let it go He'll get up and see me cry See me cry I think it's really good sometimes you do cry. Really? If it's very emotional and there's a connection.

Oh yeah, okay. I'm not saying I do it all, like I often cry, I'm just saying it would be possible. Yes. Feel so connected. How does this one go if you're gonna use this as a backing to your adult tape? A bit of Sally and lightning. Yeah, that could work. Dan, this could be a good one for you and your wife. Beauty and the Beast. Oh, Bruce. That's a compliment for me. Are the beasts hot at the end?

Yeah, yeah. And he's a large character as well Dan. And then probably I think this might be the best one from Little Mermaid. Absolutely loving that. Yeah. I was thinking more of the Toy Story one. You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. Had it ready just in case. You've got a friend in me. All right. Well, there's some options. You don't want your six-tape legs and your partner keeps being like, I don't know, babe.

I don't know. No, don't do it. Don't film anything. The cloud. Give one of those secret calculator apps, you know, and nobody goes in there. It's got its own password. Or just a VHS tape you can put in a, you know.

Yeah, a VHS. You know, like an old school one. True. Clint, Nick and Dan. Let's see if we can improve your chances. Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K. The Edge 10 money. Seven and eight every morning,

but we just realised over the last couple of weeks, we just haven't had too many great showings as of late. We wonder if we're rushing ya. Yeah, I think since we, because we went on a holiday for a couple of weeks, we've come back and I don't think we've had anyone that's close. Yeah.

Well, just in like the last day or two, here are just a couple and apologies if you're listening. I mean, you know you didn't do great. Yeah, but I gotta give an example starting with Oh a band An actor oh shucks Not too sure a movie franchise Puff a flower Puff. Oh dear. A brand. Shit. That's not a brand. Starting with P.

Yeah, it's not been great, has it? And every single person has said, oh, once you're on there, it's really nerve wracking. I'm good at playing along. You know, and being on the radio is a big deal. We're very used to it. We don't get nervous. So we thought maybe if we bring the caller in a bit earlier,

get them on it earlier, have a chat with them, try and get some of those nerves out of the system. Just get them to breathe. Hey Kate, how you doing babe? Hey Kate. Well even your responses. Hello, good morning. Basic questions as well. Okay Kate.

Well Kate's from Raglam, that's a hippie town. It is. So she should be natural. I love Raglam. Yeah, are you good at relaxing Kate. Very relaxed. You be good. She should be natural. I love Franklin. She can be. Are you good at relaxing, Kate? Yeah, I'm pretty good.

OK. I find if I take off my shoes. Yeah. Take off your shoes, Kate. Oh, they're already off me. Right. Oh, great. She doesn't wear shoes.

Maybe we need to do some neck stretches side to side. Either do some circles, some deep breathing. We'll do some manifesting. I love a manifestation. Yeah. That's a good one. I will win $10,000. What do we, what have we already spent the money on?

My car was crashed into this week, so it would be a new car. Okay, great. So what kind of car, you need to envision the actual car. So what colour would you get? I'd go for like a black Wrangler, I reckon. A black Wrangler. So repeat after me. R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r- And now just go, just make, just go, uh, uh, like that. No, don't do that, Kate. Just ignore him.

No, just get it out. Just go, woof, woof. After me, Kate. Woof. Woof. There she goes. OK. And back from coming to America, bark like a dog.

Woof. Woof. Bark like a small dog. Woof. Woof! Woof! Buck like a small dog. Woof! Woof! And now finally Kate just say, my name's Kate and I'm cool. My name's Kate and I'm cool.

There she goes. I like Kate. I love Kate from right there. Kate's gonna do it. We're just gonna play news, real quick, and then all of a sudden the music's gonna lift, it's gonna seem really intense, you gotta try and do everything you can to keep the blood pressure and the heart's gonna lift, it's gonna seem really intense, you gotta try and do everything you can to keep the blood pressure and the heart rate down. Okay, and if you can give us 10 correct answers,

starting with the Let Ash gives you, in 30 seconds, no repeated answers, $10,000 is yours and you'll have the Wrangler, okay? Okay. Okay, don't stress, you're only a couple of minutes away from a brain you can't. And while the news is playing, I just want you to just go, eee, eee, eee. Just for the news is playing, I just want you to just go... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Super 7! Your chance to play for 10k all thanks to BNZ. We've got Kate on the line who's gonna have a crack at it. 30 seconds and 10 correct answers are the only things that stand between her and 10,000 bucks. No repeated answers, you can pass Kate if you need to. If we've got time, we will do our best to come back to it. You ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, okay.

Okay, my love, Kate in Raglan, so relaxed. So relaxed. Your letter today, my love, Kate in Raglan, so relaxed. So relaxed. Your letter today, my love, is S. S for... S for... I don't want to give an answer away. In case there's a potential. S, L, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.

All good? S for like soccer. There we go. Thank you so much. She's got it. You're going to be great at this, babe. Okay, can I please have a part of the house? Oh, my God. Cell, like window cells? Yep, a fictional character. A snake. An arts and crafts item.

A kitchen utensil. Or a stirrer. Something that grows. A car part. A steering wheel. A video game. A pass. Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Brothers.

I think we've relaxed you much, in a way. I'm so sorry. Something that grows could have been sunflower, seed, seedlings, Rob. You started well. There was a good succession of about three or four answers at the start, and then as soon as you pass, eh. I don't know what to do to give away these 10 grand. I don't know what we need to do.

We're giving you a couple of chances each morning. We'll play again at eight o'clock. All thanks to BNZ. Whatever you're starting, BNZ has the tools. You need to master your money from the get go. Good luck. Clint, Megan, Dan. Let's get into it.

This is gossip and entertainment. Clint, Megan, Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Brought to you by Air New Zealand. If you've got a dream, Air New Zealand's got your seat. You can apply now at dreamseats.co.nz and next, within the next 10 minutes, we'll be sending someone somewhere in the world. Why couldn't it be you? Why not? There's no reason why not. They've got to enter. Got to be in it to women so

they say, oh, gorgeous. So for today's Scandal, I'm going to talk about Stephen Colbert. So he is one of three late night hosts in America. You've got Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert. And comes off a long history, a very famous kind of, oh my, comedians doing this lately. Like Jay Leno and Letterman and Conan O'Brien. Colbert took over from Letterman.

And so huge boots to fill there. Absolutely. He loves New Zealand, eh? Every time there's a New Zealand story, he'll do this massive thing on it. Yeah, he's so funny's so funny. He's a super fan of Lord of the Rings. Loves Lord of the Rings. Because he's a real nerd. What I love about Stephen Colbert is he's so smart, he's spiritual but he's cutting like never cruel. So he got the ass this week, he's show got axed which maybe he's still got till like May next year, which is very

risky to fire someone and then let them continue to be on air. And there is a kind of political slant to why his show has been axed. We don't like to get political on the show, but I will explain it. So CBS and Paramount, the company that is the parent company of the network that he's on are trying to have this merger. A bigger company wants to buy them, that's going to mean lots of money for the owners. But they need government approval

in order for this merger to go through, because there are certain media laws about who can own what, yada, yada, yada. So they need presidential favour in order to make this deal happen to get money. Tricky. Stephen Colbert, however, who would arguably be the most famous personality on the network,

is a vocal critic of Trump, as are all the late night hosts. So he got fired. This is like a couple of days after he did a, as part of his monologue, he kind of had a go at his parent company and pointed out that they're sucking up to Trump, yada, yada. Oh boy. This is now what's happened Trump I mean Colbert's gone on air and pretty much is like well I've lost my job well they can't fire me again I'm just gonna go all out. Good

honour. I thought they would have fired him and then they would have been like hey sorry this like yesterday was your last day. No, they've given him more time which means he can do stuff like this. On Friday Donald Trump posted, I absolutely love that Colbert got fired. His talent was even less than his ratings. How dare you sir? Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism? Go f*** yourself. Down the barrel of the camera told the President of the United States to go f*** himself. I love this.

So Trump has now gotten onto X, Twitter, whatever it's called. He said, the word is, and it's a strong word at that, Jimmy Kimmel is next to go in the untalented late night sweepstakes and shortly after, Fallon will be gone. These are people with absolutely no talent who are paid meal and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So he's going after all of them now. Yeah, he's just like a bully with too much power and money

and it's just like, mate, just don't make everything about you. Like a lot of people love those shows. He's the success of them for so many years. That's such a good way to put it, Clint. He is a bully. Everything he does, if you look at the White House account, the POTUS account, it's just all calling out people

and just bullying, bringing people down. That's not what a leader is doing. And that is the job of those late night hosts, whether it's a Democrat or a Republican president, whoever it is, they get on there and they make fun of politicians, of the powerful, of the status quo. That's what they do. Like when life is hard, we need to be able to have comedy. We need to be able to, and also the comedy helps us understand what's going on in the world because sometimes the news is depressing and overwhelming and you need someone to deliver it with a bit of comedy. So this, I mean, it's a sad

re- it's like The Handmaid's Tale. It feels like this dystopian book that you're reading where people can't even get on the TV and, you know, do what they're supposed to do, which is kind of poke fun. Scary times, man. Well, maybe we'll find out in Scandal tomorrow when we hear word from Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon because I'm sure they'll speak on it. Can you imagine if they get the ass now? Because they've already, like, both of them went online and said, we support Stephen,

who was their, like, competition. They've already come out and supported him. But what do they do? If they all get fired, I mean, the internet exists, Donald. Yeah, this door is not going to shut them up. No. They'll just find another platform to do it on. Exactly. Less's like less censorship. It's an interesting time to be alive. We'll see how it all plays out. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Right, it's running for the rest of this week. Your chance to win an Air New Zealand Dream Seats. If you can sell your ambitious dream to us, let us know what you've been doing behind the scenes, how you've been squirreling away, working towards it. We could be sending you anywhere in the world. This dream seat can change lives. And you know, it's highly contested. I'm sure it will. I'm sure in a couple of weeks or months, we're gonna get a call or a text from one of these winners

to say, I bloody did it. Thanks to you guys and thanks to Air New Zealand. Yeah. And the first person to pitch for the dream seat is Bella. Good morning, Bella. Good morning. Why do you want to- How's Tauranga this morning, first of all?

What's the vibe there? Cold. Very cold. I'm currently at the gym and it is freezing. Oh yes, cold. Okay, you need to warm up then, babe. Sorry, tell us your dream, tell us your dream. So my partner's just finished his apprenticeship and we've been together almost five years. So as a little keepsake, I would love to gift him a trip to Fiji

for the two of us for our five year anniversary. I'm working full time, studying full time, trying to save money when I can, but that would be my dream to take him there. Okay, he's been studying for an apprenticeship, he's been working hard, he just needs a break. That's so good, she needs to warm up because totally just bloody cold. What a cool girlfriend too. Yeah.

Brock you also want the dream seat, why? Yes I do, good morning. I've actually prepared myself a little speech for you guys to hear. Nice. It's not super long. Okay. Okay, are you ready? Yes. It's not super long. Okay. Okay. Are you ready?

Okay, so I've wanted to go and do Camp America since I was 15 and with this opportunity I could finally turn my dream into my yet-to-come reality. I've gained experience with working with younger kids and coaching with school and through my sports. And with this, this would lift a huge burden off my shoulders and allow me to get to America with ease. Allowing me to focus on working with kids, spending time in the outdoors, growing, learning, and giving back in a way that I've always dreamed of for years while ticking off a major step on my bucket list.

Beautiful babe. Beautiful speech. Good preparation there, she's thought about that. I love that. She's not coming on here willy-nilly and just, you know, trying her best. Sometimes chat GBT just gives you the best stuff, eh? No, she didn't use chat GBT. Oh, oh, okay, sorry. Maybe that's what I would have done. Yeah, I would have done that definitely.

Who needs to write a speech now when you've got chat jumping in? I'm kidding, Brooke. Thank you. And finally, Hannah, explain why you want the dream seat. Hi, I'm Hannah. Sorry, Brooke, that is really hard to beat. But essentially, I'm a physio, so a really big part of my job is helping people recover

and return to health after big accidents and sort of big illnesses. Unfortunately, a couple of years ago, the roles were reversed slightly and I had quite a big accident that resulted in a big surgery and essentially I had to learn to re-walk again. And for the last few years, sort of a big part of my recovery has been taking up hiking and tramping and like each little hike I do, it's kind of a bit of a milestone in terms of my journey back to a bit more of a normal life. I've been doing lots of practice tramps and the Tararua's and I really sort of I did one in Milford a year ago and oh my gosh the top of my

bucket list is to go to Banff National Park and do the Egypt Lake hike. Sorry I'm quite nervous. Oh wow. Canada, yeah, beautiful. Yeah. Something I would love to do that, like I'm just not in a position to do sort of on my own. So I would love the opportunity to go out there. Oh Hannah, it's a good event. Lake Louise, like Yellowstone,

like the national parks are unreal. Yeah, I know. Unreal, oh my gosh. Don't get Clint started on Yellowstone. But it does sound like Hannah, you've conquered adversity. Yeah, that's a lot of hard work. To go from learning to walk again,

to little hikes to tramping, to wanting to go to the other side of the world for one of the most beautiful hikes in the world. Imagine how that would feel for her. Imagine if we could get Hannah to Canada. It's very far away. If only we had a seat that we could put her on. Although we can, Hannah, and we will.

Okay. Oh my god! You're going to Canada, babe. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Thank you so much. Canada is the best. Yes. Wow, oh my gosh, this is incredible.

And I just can't wait to come back and tell my story and like use it as inspiration for everyone else. Yeah, I'm really, really excited. Send us photos. We want all the pics, all the videos, everything. This is your opportunity to use the seat. I absolutely will. I will take you in everything, don't worry.

Oh, darling. Just shows that, you know, when life throws something really tough at you, you've got a decision. Do I let this define me and do I give into it, or do I use this to fuel me to overcome and be better and turn my life around? Look what Hannah's done.

She could have just thrown her arms in the air and said, oh well, I'm never going to walk again. That's amazing. Amazing. Human beings. Congratulations, Hannah. Commiserations to the others. If you've got a dream, just text DREAM3343,

get yourself registered, or you can head up dream, just text DREAM to 3343, get yourself registered or you can hit up dreamseats.co.nz, Air New Zealand might just have yours. I've got to cry, it was amazing. It was so good aye. She's incredible. Clint, Megan, Dan. Come on, push, push, you've got this. Oh sorry ma'am, I can see you're busy. I will have to take your partner with me though,

he's under arrest. Are you f***ing kidding me? This is, I was in labour while they were... I would love to hear from someone whose partner got arrested while they were... Oh, it would have happened. Mmm. You know what, I thought this would last, this segment would last maybe two weeks.

We're like three months into this and we're still, the well is not even empty. Getting freshies. Here's one we had last week I enjoyed. I went into labour really early in the morning and the hospital that we went to had this really beautiful coffee shop. He had about 26 coffees in the 36 hours that I was in labour. He died. He died.

And he was bouncing like absolutely high as you can imagine. He's like, come on, get in there now! Oh goodness! It's me! was bouncing like absolutely high as you can imagine. Come on, get in the house! Oh my goodness! It's me! 26, I thought that's gonna be... That's me thinking he was dead the whole time. Imagine someone calls up, when I was in Labour my husband died.

What are your thoughts on this one, Clint? You're the sports guy on the show. I was in Labour, needing to go to hospital, and my partner asked if I could wait till the rugby was over as it was a round of the Rugby World Cup. Oh, nah, I'm more of a league guy, I wouldn't. Union is not exciting enough to, you know, to labour. What if the Warriors make the Grand Final?

Jamie goes into labour. That's fair. I think she would be okay with me bringing in a laptop or something and chucking on a little Sky-Go as long as the volume was down. Okay. It's all about compromise. And wouldn't that be an amazing moment? Like they win, the baby comes out all at once. And I think I'd end up naming him like Lekha. Lekha. Lekha Halasema. Yeah, what a lovely name. Yeah. Like Halle Berry. Halle. Iicima. What a lovely name. Yeah. Taylor you want to? Halle, like Halle Berry.

Halle. I like him. I mean, nice. Taylor's got a story that she thinks could feature in the coffee table book we're putting together. Morning, Taylor. Morning. Oh, unfortunately you have a story.

What happened? You were in Labour while they were what? I was in Labour while they were getting a tattoo of the kid's name. Oh, okay. We can't hate him that much. But why was it happening at the same time, Taylor? Because he decided that's when he wanted to get it done. And so was it? And I had to sit there in labour and wait for it to finish.

Oh, you were actually in the tattoo? Okay, I'm imagining you're like, hey babe, I'm on my way to the hospital, baby's come early, and he's like, damn, I'm being tattooed right now, but you were at the session. So he finished the tattoo and then what? My midwife was ringing me the whole time saying,

you need to come to the hospital because my water's had broken. And I was sitting there with my water still breaking while he was finishing the tattoo. And I was lying saying, he's at work, he's at work. I'm just waiting for him to finish work and he'll be on my way. Bless you.

He didn't at any point complain about the pain of the tattoo, I hope? No, yeah, he absolutely did. When I was having our son, he was saying how sore it was. And my midwife was like, oh, I've got some kowakawa balm for you. And I'm like, don't worry about it, I'm good, hello. Oh my God, that's incredible.

I love that, Taylor. Wow, way to make it about himself, eh? But at least it was the kid's name. Okay, Taylor, you hold there, we're gonna show you how to voucher to go spend in store at Zed, free coffee or get amongst their Thai chicken curry pie that they're doing at the moment.

If you wanna join Taylor and you've got a story that's just as good or could rival that, I'll wait under the edge. I was in Labour while they were. Come on, push, push, you've got a story that's just as good or could rival that, 0800 The Edge. I was in labour while they were. Come on, push, push. You've got this. Oh sorry ma'am, I can see you're busy. I will have to take your partner with me though, he's under arrest. Are you f***ing kidding me?

This is I was in labour while they were. What have you got? If you've got a story I'd love to hear, 0800 The Edge. We keep thinking we're going to run out of things that partners have managed to do to drop the ball, but not the case. The amount of times we've had people going through drive-throughs, McDonald's drive-through in their partners in labour, I've like at least 50 texts. How long does it take to starve to death?

Not long enough. Man is so simple. I don't know how long it's going to be. I might get hungry. So the best thing I can do is have a double cheeseburger. Like that's their immediate concern. And then I imagine he's breathing his like double cheeseburger breath all over you, like telling you to push.

And just pickle breath. It'll just irritate you the entire time. Amanda, good morning. Good morning. Why does your partner deserve to be in our coffee table book? Well, I was on my third caesarean at the time. I've had four since.

And I was lying on the table and the surgeons were doing their thing. And I turned to him and was like, you're good. You know, how every wife and mother puts themselves before everybody else. Why do we like that, Amanda? Why do we care? Continue, continue.

I know, and he said, I've got a sore tummy. And I said, what? Guess in the bin. I said, are you serious? Like, I think I said a few other words. And he said, yeah, I've got a sore tummy. And so that was all over.

And then I was talking to a friend about it who had a baby around the same time. And she said her partner said the same thing. Don't complain about any pain. While a surgeon has a scalpel going through seven layers of fascia and fat and all sorts of things to get into. Kick them in the nuts. Read the room bro. Yeah bro, that's exactly right.

Kick them in the nuts, that'll give them a sore tummy for sure. Roxanne, kick them in the nuts. Read the room, bro. Yeah, bro, that's exactly right. Kick them in the nuts, that'll give them a sore tummy for sure. Roxanne, good morning. Good morning. You were in labour while your partner was? Getting another chip pregnant. Oh, gosh. Oh, no.

Oh, no. What do you mean? What do you mean, Roxanne? What do you mean? Well, I went into labour at night and he'd gone out with his mates and I said to him please keep your phone on you, you know, because obviously I was, you know, overdue. And I got into labour, I was by myself and I called him and his phone was off. And yeah, and I couldn't hear from him obviously, I had to get my, you know, family, one of my family

members take me into hospital and I didn't come until the next day. And I actually found out through one of his friends that he had been with the check and she had contacted me and then said that they'd set together. And then I found out that she'd had a baby to him and it was the night that she slept with him. That is unbelievable. What a scumbag.

What if producers throw headphones off in the producer's book? Wow. And Roxanne, how, off and the producer goes... Wow. And Roxanne, how... For me, the most embarrassing... I mean, there's so much about that that you would have just felt so angry and hurt, but having to call your family to say, can you please take me to the hospital because my dropkick partner is AWOL.

So he's obviously a very crap partner. Is he a great dad at least? No, he wanted nothing to do with his son when he found out his son had special needs. Oh man, that's right. Oh my god, Kristen. Oh, I mean, Roxanne, sorry. You are an absolute angel on earth. Good on you darling. I'm so sorry. We love you, darling. Time for one more?

Yeah, time for one more. Morning, Kristen. What were they doing while you were in labour? Oh my god. Why do these people just keep popping up? So pre-creative. New Zealand is a small nation. How are we getting this many calls? Sleeping with someone else as well. Clint, Migg and Dan win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K. The Edge 10 Money.

All thanks to BNZ. 10 grand to give away right now in 30 seconds. That's $1.2 million an hour if you do the maths. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, if you can make 10 grand in 30 seconds, that's what it is. That's a great way of looking at it.

Clint's hourly rate. And... If you're earning more than that, don't actually bother playing. I don't think that's right, Dal. $20,000 a minute times 60... $10,000. $10,000.

$20,000 a minute. $10,000. Yeah, you're right. There's $1.2 million. You've lost me at numbers. Sorry for doubting you. It's because you're such a pretty face and I think surely he can't do that quick maths. You're quickly learning that he's good at everything.

No, they're not to hate it. She's from Bluff, she's playing this morning, Sharna. Let's go Sharna. Hi. Hey babe. Morena. Morena. What are you spending your 10 grand on babe?

I'm gonna put it towards on your food cart we've just purchased. Oh lovely. I mean give your business a bit of a um you know shout out what are you selling what's it called? So we're called Let's Be Frank and we sell uh hot dogs and real fruit ice cream. You're from Bluff you need to do a Bluff or Wester hot dog. Oh what another way. That would be weird. Yeah no. Okay that's why I'm not in the food game. Okay Ash is going to give you a letter, Sharna.

You need to give us 10 answers, starting with that letter and we'll give you $10,000. If you wanna pass, do it as quick as you can, and if we've got time, we'll come back to it. No repeated answers, your time starts at the end of the first question, we good? Yeah, good. Okay, your letter is M, M for L-M-N-O-P.

L-M. Okay. Got it, Sharna. Your letter is M, M for L M, N O P. L M. Okay. Got it Sharna. M. M, yeah. Let's do it. Can I please have a chocolate? Macadamia.

Something in the kitchen. Mixer. A four letter word. Mold. A TV show. Oh my god. You can pass. Pass. A retail store.

Um. Oh. Yeah. It's okay, we still gave you business a shout out and I reckon you're going to get more than ten thousand. Um... Oh! Darn. Yeah. It's okay, we still gave you business a shout out and I reckon you're gonna get more than $10,000 worth of hot dog sold. Yeah, that's actually quite a lot of value there we've given you. We charge advertisers quite a lot of money for that sort of advertising.

Sort of $40,000 worth of value in Ash London to say it. Yeah, you owe us $40,000 at this point, Shana. That's fine. Thanks, babe. Appreciate your callings. Back again at three o'clock with Edge Arvos. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Before we move on, when we did that as a practice,

I said, hey, Dan and Clint, do you wanna have a go and see if you can do it? What was your four-letter word beginning with M that you said that just came straight out of your mouth? Um. What time is it? 8.06? Yeah, I don't know if that's score inappropriate.

It was technically correct. It was correct. Yeah. I mean. They can figure it out, can't they? Yeah. Yeah, probably. It's a little female anatomy lesson.

Would we have given that if someone had said it? I think we would have. We would have had to. A word's a word. Yeah. We would have had to. You can use your imagination as to what the word that came out of Clipsmouth was.

Imagine winning the first double pass to Ed Sheeran when he's here in Feb on his Luke tour Christchurch, Auckland and Wellington. That is going to be happening for somebody. Could be your reality in the next few minutes when Ed Sheeran joins us on the show. I think you've got till February for your friends to fight it out and see if it's going to go with you for Hunger Games. Clint, Mick and Dan. Oh my gosh.

And Ed Sheeran joins us on the show. Ash managed to catch up with them last night. It was just Ash. Why don't we get the invite, Clint? Remember that interview you did with Sam Smith? Oh yeah. And no one else does, only you do, because we weren't allowed to play any of it on the air. Yeah, Sam Smith hates me.

Yeah, that might have had something to do with it, I'm unsure. So Ash managed to do this one solo for us. Fair enough. He's always a good sport. Hello Ed Sheeran, my love. How you doing? I was trying to work out how long since the first one. We couldn't possibly be old enough, Dahl,

for it to be 14 years. Christ, yeah, I know, I guess we are though. And you're coming on tour, baby, and I have, since we last spoke, relocated to New Zealand. So I'm speaking to you from Auckland right now, which is where you're kicking the bloody whole world tour off, which is so sick, we feel so special. Definitely, how are you finding the move?

It's the best. It is a wonderful place to raise kids. And look, if you're looking for some great Kiwi music to be inspired from, to collaborate with, you need to... I've been thinking about who I would recommend as a freshie to Aotearoa. And I'm going to suggest Marlon Williams, who is an amazing Kiwi artist. He just put out his first Today O Māori album. You'll like... You're going to write something it down. Marlon Williams. Marlon Williams, yeah.

And he's a really, really special artist. And I think you'll really kind of love his music. So get around Marlon. But you're gonna be here for like a week and a half. And, you know, like what you said about the experience of this album is that you got a chance to kind of engage in the cultures that you were traveling in. I see you and Cheri and the kids in a camper van just living your best NZ life. We are going to be there more than a week and a half. I think that was the plan. I think we're

going to try and be there for about a month. Shut up. I love being there. There's also like there's something else I'm working on down there that requires me to be there for a little bit more time. But yeah. Oh, you're killing me. Obviously, I'm not going to ask you to divulge because I'm a respectful music journalist. But it's that's well, that's really exciting. And we can't wait to have you because the food's good.

It's the best milk you'll ever have in your life. And do you know that you went viral last time you were here? I found out today for bagging out New Zealand chocolate and it was on the news. It was like literally on the news. I know, I bagged it out, I bagged it out 2015 and I've never lived it down. But I will say whenever I go there now,

I get three Whittaker's chucks at me. And it's great. It's delicious. How do you know it's time to go again? Because it's kind of like having another baby, right? When you've already done it and you know that it's life-changing and amazing and feels good but it's so gruelling, how do you decide to do the tour again and to go and take it on? Is it a family meeting? Does the Sheeran team sit down and go, have we got capacity? What are we going to do? Or do you just have a feeling? Yeah, I think that. But I also think I don't think it's grueling for me anymore. I've got a

really good routine of I only play weekends. So I've got like full complete weeks with family and kids and then we travel out to gigs on the weekend. So it's not like I'm not leaving for months. I've done this tour whilst doing the school run. So I think that, yeah, I don't find it grueling. I find Australia and New Zealand is always like a holiday. So I never have to convince my family to go. It's always like, yeah, that's gonna be really fun. And it's not like we do it.

It's not like we do Australia and New Zealand every year either. It's like it is three years since the last one. Well you come out a lot though, like comparatively when we compete with other writers you come out a lot and we're so grateful for that. It is a part of the, it was the first part of the world to like really embrace me other than Moe. Yeah. And I think because culturally we are very similar. Totally. We love you.

You brought out Westlife recently at your hometown gig and that's life changing for me because Westlife will my everything growing up. And I think the world needs more boy bands at the moment. We need more joy. So in the Ed Sheeran boy band that you are a part of, who is joining your boy band? I have two names in my mind, but we'll see what you say. I'd probably say Capaldi, he'd be a good one. Yeah, that was one that I thought I'd love to see him in there. And then probably James Blunt. There are two I thought and you could be a threesome. There are some great threesome boy bands. I love that. We definitely have to go through so many shows though because I think we'd all egg each other on on the sesh. It would be like 10.45 and the crowd would be there like chanting your name and then one of you might come out and be like sorry I'll just do one acoustic cover.

That is probably what happened back in the day with these bands though, you know, they probably just... And I will say, from my experience, the least rock and roll people in the world are rock and roll bands. They're all green juice yoga. The most rock and roll people in the world are always boy bands.

And even like, I played in Birmingham maybe like 10 years ago and there was the big reunion tour where they had all the old 90s boy bands. And I just remember looking at all of them and being like, wow, you can party like bloody hell. Of course, well, they did it back in the day when there was no TikTok or Instagram. Like they were menaces and no one was uploading footage

of them, you know, like dry humping a bar in Soho with dubious substances around. Like, that was the time to do it. It probably could have saved some livers, but hey, like, they're living, mate. Ashlyn, I'm with Ed Sheeran. If you want to be the first to score the free double pass when he's here in Jan, Christchurch, Auckland or Wellington, call us right now. 0800 EDGE.

And he's such a good show! First time he's played in Christchurch, Auckland or Wellington. Call us right now, 0800 EDGE. And he's such a good show. First time he's played in Christchurch in 11 years. Damn. Yeah. It's gonna be a hell of a song to hit the spot, especially if you learn the Gujarati, Dan. Yeah, it'll be a couple of weeks learning that and then I'll do it.

Yeah, okay, deal, deal. Yeah. He's coming to New Zealand, to EDGE, Sharon, playing three shows, Auckland, January 16th, Sky City Stadium in Wellington, January 21st, and Christchurch. First time he's played in Christchurch in 11 years, January 24th. Yeah pre-sales next Monday, tickets go on sale next Tuesday but if you want to go for free 0800 The Edge. Sharon does talk to Ash about how that incredible song actually Sapphire came about. Take a listen. You are in

a very reflective phase and this album and everything that's been going on lately for you with the hometown gig and everything you've kind of talked about and you're bringing your mates out for a cheeky bit of wheaters, does it feel like you have been kind of looking back and reflecting on this ridiculous life? Yeah, I guess there's always like reflection, but I think it's now more so than ever just realizing that it's settled and level and you can

have like that. I think that I don't know before I would have like even just bringing my mates out to play Weedsters there would have been so much thought process to that but we played a wedding together and I was just like you should just come out on the show and have fun and yeah I think I think it's there's just there's a lot of fun to be had now it's now it's I don't feel anything is going to get taken away from me you know. Because we try and control so much right especially in your 20s and you think oh if I can control it all I can stay safe and I can whatever but I think you do get to a point you realise you've just got to kind of throw at a wall and see what sticks and actually just have fun and

let life be fun, right? Yeah, totally. I'm not blowing smoke, but I think Sapphire is my favourite song that you've ever put out. There's like a magic to it, especially that last 40 seconds where it's just this kind of explosion of colour and life and light and I got emotional listening to before I'd even seen the video but man like could you feel that magic when you were in the studio making it or did it just come together once you hear the finished product? Yeah and I think that every step

of the song because the song happened in different increments and I think every step of the song felt even more special and magic. And I think that I've wanted to work within Indian culture for a while, but not wanted it to feel forced or too planned. And I think that that song felt very natural. And it was around the time I was touring India as well, so all the jigsaw pieces sort of fell in place. But yeah, we've got a full version with the Aarijit Singh coming this Friday, which is, I think, my favourite version of the summer. It's just very, very joyful and fun.

But yeah, I think every step of the way that song has been joy and playing it live. And I really feel it too. There is a different energy with that tune when I play it and people obviously have liked it instantly but it's also a big grower as well. It's really like people have, as you say, and thank you for saying that, but it's become my fan's favourite song of my catalogue, which is cool. And there's something about those kind of traditional Indian Indian melodies which are traditional and have lived on through Indian pop music. There's a reason they've been around for so long. I reckon

there's something magic about it. Yeah and you know and it's not it's a it's a hugely vibrant culture. When we were there every hundred miles the language changes, the rhythms change, the instruments change, the food changes, the fashion changes. It's a huge place with lots in it. So that's like literally scratching the surface. That's only really one stylistic element. We can't wait to see you in Aotearoa in early 2026. We love you. We can't wait to party with you.

Thanks for making time, brother. Thanks so much. I'll see you there. Ashlandon with Ed Sheeran. And also, my apologies. I said Gujarati. It's actually Punjabi. So Dan, if you are going to do hit the spot. Don't polish up on your Gujarati.

OK. My record must be very upset that I got it wrong. I already booked in lessons. I'm going to have to cancel them. All right. Who's winning the first double pass to Ed Sheeran when he's here in Jan, Christchurch, Auckland, and Wellington next year? Yeah, the first double pass in the when he's here in Jan, Christchurch, Auckland and Wellington next year?

Yeah, the first double pass in the country is going to U.S. Not U.S., London. Oh, I promise. But U.S. on the phone. Yay. Well done. Thank you. Have you seen Ed live before, Ash? No, I haven't and I cannot wait.

Well, I'm pretty sure you're the first person in the country to have tickets. How does that feel? Oh, I feel like I wanna cry. I'm so happy. We'll see you there. He's honestly put on the most incredible show. What he does with the loop pedal is like astronomically good. Like better than most full bands. It sounds fuller and he's incredible. Yeah. Rover and Edge support Ed Sheeran returning to New Zealand on his loop tour. Hitting Christchurch Auckland, Wellington. Tickets on sale if you missed it.

Pre-sale Monday tickets. General tickets next Tuesday. Always the details at theedge.rover.nz. You get so many texts from family members already. Oh Ed Sheeran tickets, buy your own tickets! If you want to sit here, Ash's full interview as well, just text podcast to 3343 and we'll flip you back the link. Cool. Clint, Megan Tan, StinkyBoo.

If you just tuned in, you missed him on the show, but you can text podcaster3343 to get the full chat. And also after 9, we have a special edition of our Throwback 3 sim old school Ed tracks. Great. What's your favourite Ed track do you think? For old school, because our current favourite is Sapphire. I think Castle on the Hill. You can't go past it. It's a classic. It's got a meaning, you know, like it's got a story behind it. It's so nostalgic.

Yeah, I love it. What about you? I like that one that Meg had at her wedding, but I always say it wrong. Oh, Tenerife Sea. Tenerife Sea. Do you know, I wanted to have that at my wedding, but it's all about someone with really blue eyes, like Meg, obviously, has those beautiful blue eyes, and I couldn't have it.

Yeah. Oh, really? Oh, Supermarket Flowers. Supermarket Flowers would be a funeral song. Oh my god, tearjerker. Oh my, and Visiting Hours. I wish that Heaven had Visiting Hours. Oh my god.

He doesn't do those songs live often because I think that takes a lot out of him. No more stalling Mr Webby, okay Dan? No more stalling, it's time to go through your search history. What's in dance google history? Is it sexy, is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery. But there's something new in here. Yeah nothing sexy, more weird this week.

I don't believe you have the guts to do this. God, never hand over my phone. Oh you know it's radio isn't it? I have to do it really. You don't have to do it, but you choose to. Yeah I appreciate that. Some of the stuff that you read out, I'm like if he's searching that stuff,

what's he searching in incognito? Well, that's the thing, Clint. And sometimes I worry I've forgotten to go incognito sometimes, and then I'll just sleep in a room. And Ash is like, what the hell? Well, Ash, you can use your discretion, it's the way you can share at age 28

and what you can't. Well, last week he was Googling wearing people as a skin and how much I was worth and I thought he's gonna break into my house at night and rob me and then wear my skin. Nah you're not worth enough. Yeah, feckle. So um famous cannibals. You've been googling cannibals.

Oh yeah cause we were talking about Armie Hammer yesterday. Oh yeah. Was he really a cannibal? Apparently not. But he's been tarnished with the cannibal brush. He's an actor and he was accused of like eating human flesh, but I don't think it actually was... His career's over, his marriage is over now. Dan's a tough person.

He can't think something when they're not getting the answer. Yeah. But that's, we're all the product of the internet now. I know. We never have to live wondering. What did we do before we could just Google? Well, we had to call someone. You had to go, who would know the answer to that?

Yeah. And then you'd call them, hey, do you know that? Oh no, but this person might know. Oh, she's got the time. We'll go on and Carter 95, remember that? Carter. If you've got the right desk. We had a physical encyclopedia that I had to do my homework from in high school. I don't

know what's going on. Maybe this is a George thing, but if it's your little boy, can uneven legs cause toe walking? I know I'm a toe walker. And then are uneven legs common? You a toe walker? So Hannah and I measured my legs yesterday and one of my legs is about two centimetres shorter than my other leg. What?

Why are you doing that? Because Hannah was, I was laying on the ground with my pants off, don't ask why. Okay, no more questions, yeah. And then Hannah was like, what, hold still. And I was like, why? And she's like, one of your legs is longer than the other. And so we got other tape measure.

That could be your hips though. Your hips could be misaligned. And that's what Google told me. You don't need Google to ask me back. I know. He's been too long in the Jolly Jumper, we think as a kid, because he bounces on his toes. You can't have the Jolly Jumper anymore.

They do that on Instagram, all the mums will come after you. That's not really pediatric-approved anymore. Shut up. You can still get them on TeeMoo. That's right. OK, then you've asked how, well this is something I think we've all Googled at one point in life,

how much pudding is too much? Yeah, and I'll tell you what, it's by the person, apparently your body size and stuff like that. So what would you say for you? Well I have two servings most nights and apparently that is too much for anyone. Every night?

Yeah, every night. Shut up. I usually have two ice creams. Like I have one ice cream, like a bowl of ice cream, and I'll be like, that was lovely. Might have a little bit more. Yeah, it's like Adrian, who weighs three kilos.

He'll have a Duck Islander night. That's $12. Turns out maybe most of that ice cream's going to my left leg. That's why! There's some weird kind of rerouting, and it's just going into one leg. It's as sexy as it weird.

Well, it's all a great big mystery? Or is there something new with you? Clint, Megan, Dan. The Truth Booth. If you've got a secret you've been sitting on that no one knows, but you've decided it's time to get it off your chest, join us in The Truth Booth. Yeah, a problem shared is a problem halved.

Oh, they've always said that. Yeah, and it's true. Get it off your chest and you feel better. Jodie joins us. Morning, Jodes. that. Yeah, and it's true. You get it off your chest and you feel better. Jodie joins us. Morning, Jodes. Morning. Hi, guys. Hi, darling.

Now, you've obviously heard a couple of the Truth Booths on the radio. You've called up with your own. What made you feel the need to call us and tell us about this? Honestly, it's just something that's been building up on me. I think about it like every day. and I just need to get it out. Okay. And I, it just needs to come out, but no one else can know.

Every day for how long? Oh, I'd say like three, two years ago. Okay. That all happened around then, so it's been that long. Okay, sit down on the truth chair, take off your truth shoes and tell us a bit of backstory. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I just want to preface this,

that I love my husband. I want to spend the rest of my life with him, obviously, but I'm hiding something because of a gut feeling that if he found out, I actually felt that it could end us. Wow. How long have you been together? Like seven years.

Okay, so this happened while you were with him? Yeah. Okay, were you married when it happened? Yes. And have you got any kids? Yeah, I've got two little boys. Okay, cool. Oh my goodness, man.

You know, we're all hoping it's not the thing that we think it is. Can I just straight up ask, have you had an affair? No. Okay, so it's not an affair. Okay, it's not the thing that we all thought it was. Here's another question, and it could not be an affair, but is there anyone else involved in this secret? Ah, yes.

Okay. And... Why have you not told, when it happened, did you not tell him because you were embarrassed or ashamed or is it just, is it something good that you don't want him to know about? Like why not tell him? I think I was just, yeah, ashamed. Like if he found out, it would put such, like, distrust and distrust on the relationship. Like, we're so open about everything. And it's just, I've dug myself a hole right there. Okay, so you're gonna tell us,

obviously your voice is guys, no one knows. And your name's not really Jodie. Yeah. Do you feel like after telling us, it's something that you might tell him or you're never gonna tell him? I don't think I could. Oh my god.

Have you told anyone else or are we the first kind of people to know? I've told the other person involved, but that's, yeah, it's more of a legality thing rather than Just opening up to friends or family about it. I'm stumped I got no idea. I sort of have an inkling about it as well. Let's rip off the band-aid. Okay Okay, are you ready Jodie? You've been sitting on the secret for three years You've told nobody and you're about to verbally put it out into the universe for the first time in a long time.

Okay. Alright. Okay. What's your truth, Bob? Uh, so... around three years ago, I had a grandparent that passed away, and, um, from that I inherited, um, around $135k, and I'm hiding it from my husband

in a secret account for just my self money. I guess we've got a mortgage, we've got bills, we've got our kids in school that we could probably really use the money for. But I just have to keep this a secret. This is my money for a job in case. Oh babe. This is my wife's worst nightmare. If she found out I'd been keep this a secret. This is my money for a job in case. Babe. This is my wife's worst nightmare.

If she found out I'd been doing this, she would leave me. And that's probably what Jodie's fear is. Oh my God, I'm flip-flopping between go girl and, oh, hold on, no, actually. I think I understand Jodie. Same, I wanna be her. As a woman, I understand. We're always in a position of less power when things fall apart.

I've got so many questions. I wanna know how much of that hundred thousand or whatever it was she's spent already. Okay, we've got so many questions, Jodie! Oh my gosh! She brought it up when it happened, it'd be no big deal, but the fact that Jodie's been keeping her secret for three years... Yes, you can't. Now it is like you gotta take it to the grave

Oh god, please Jodie please stay on the line we've got so many questions for you babe Alright, if you've got any for Jodie Good one Flick him through 3343 on Tix and we will get to the bottom of how this happened with Jodie next on The Edge If you've got a secret that you've been sitting on that no one knows about, but you've decided it's time now to get it off your chest. You can join us in The Truth Booth like Jodie has, who just told us that she's been keeping a three year secret from her husband because she's worried if he finds out now, it might cause so much drama that he would leave. Jodie inherited $135,000 when her grandpa passed away three years ago and she has not

told her partner and the father of her children. Does that sum it up well, Jodie? Yeah, it does guys, yeah. How much of that money have you spent, Ballpark, already? Well, here's the kicker. I've not spent any. Well, yeah, I'm keeping it for like a what-if. And my God, I know I want to be with them for the rest of my life, but what if something happens? But, babe, what's the what-if? What is the scenario that you're imagining that you think, if this happens, I need access to that money? I make a sale. LAUGHTER

Like, what's the what if, Jodie? I don't know, but, like, what if we end up not being together and something happens, like, God forbid, or, you know, I love him, I don't want anything to happen, I don't want us to even not be together, but what if, like, this money and life changing? I hate to break it to you, but if you break up and forensic accountants are involved and they find that money, he's entitled to half of it, is he not? I don't know.

Yeah, it depends, I think, with the sources. No, well, I guess if you're married, then half of everything you own is your spouse's, whether it's an inheritance or money that you earned during a 40-hour week. But here's the thing, I think, Jodie, you can almost get out of trouble here with a half truth. You could say that your grandparent has given you $135,000, which they did, and you now have $135,000, which you still do, because you haven't spent any.

Maybe do you admit that you got it three years ago? I'll just pretend they, oh, the lawyer just called. Speaking of which, have you spoken to a lawyer about this, Jodie? Yes, so the lawyer is actually the other person who was involved that I was speaking about earlier. Another thing that I might do, is I'm gonna just come out all out with it.

My husband thinks that my dad, who I don't have a relationship with, got all the inheritance, so. Oh, so he knows there was. Okay. No, you've gotta do the whole truth or nothing. You've got two kids, three and five, so aren't you dying to go on like a tropical holiday

as a family and you've got money where you could do that, but you can't because it's secret money. I know, and this is where the guilt comes in. But I fear I am just way too far down deep in this hole now that I just don't see myself coming out of it. Do you also think that maybe part of you still wants the money to yourself? Selfishly, yes.

Yeah. Jodie, do you trust his reaction in in how he'd want to spend the money? Do you feel like if you told him we've got this money he's going to be like, great, new boat, spend this, spend that, and he's just going to be like, is he good with money? I think he likes the luxuries and I think that's also where a bit of fear comes in as well because this money isn't just to spend on United States. Yeah, but I get it.

You're not spending it on anything. No, she's right. I totally get it. She knows that it's going to change the dynamics of their relationship. Like it always does when people win money, win the lotto, they lose friendships. It can ruin people. Maybe that Jodie's part of the fear is that you think it'll actually ruin things. You and my wife Hannah are cut from the same jib.

Hannah's saving for a rainy day. I've never seen this rainy day. I want this rainy day to come. What if we got you on for easy money and we said it was 100K and you won and we got him on? You know, and you can do it that way. 100K easy money. Oh, that'd be great, guys.

Yeah, and then the money's out in the open, but you've still got 35 grand to keep for yourself! Come on, because people would know it too. If we did a 135 thousand dollar easy money people would know. We'll do 130 then, they'll never guess then. Wow Jodie! Thanks so much for coming into the Truth Booth. Yes I think a lot of people listening are going to have a lot of thoughts. Alright thanks Jodie!

Legend. Thanks guys. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through! If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow! And then if that's not enough, check out our OnlyFans podcast it is. Rova, music, radio, podcasts.