The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Don't make the weird groan

Episode Date: November 23, 2025

A Human did not write this description ....we don't do that anymore Hilarious Morning Show: Flat Tires, Secret Snakes, and Run Streaks!Join Clint, Meghan, Dan, and Ash London as they navigate flat tires, secret snakes, and hilarious mishaps on the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast. In this episode, meet a unicycle riding co-host, discover why wrapping 'presents' twice a week could improve your health, and how running daily for over five years can earn you a world record. Plus, hear heartwarming stories of impact, from teaching at-risk youth to reconnecting years later. Special guest appearances, crazy neighborhood party stories, and holiday movie ratings make this a must-watch episode. Don't miss out on the laughs and good vibes! 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Welcome00:34 Ash London's Unicycle Adventure01:27 Rev Up Track Contest02:33 Ash London's Morning Struggles07:40 Black Friday Sales Madness13:38 First Call of the Day21:46 Wrapping Presents: A Euphemism31:11 Zootopia 2 Contest34:51 Accusations and Denials35:20 Speculations and Clues36:21 Social Media Influencer's Journey37:38 Running Streak Record39:59 Balloon Popping Record41:32 Heartfelt Reunion46:22 Game Show Excitement50:14 Fishing Laws Protest01:10:56 Christmas Movie Reviews  

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Coolest drinkable frozen dessert in a pouch. Perfect anytime, anywhere. When you cash hits harder on the edge. BeH Bricky. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Hits harder in Auckland. Good morning, it's two to six. Oh, yes.

Someone's in trouble. Yeah, no, I'm here. Clint, you're here? Yeah, yeah. Ash, London, late. Unfortunately, she got a flat tire on her unicycle this morning, so I had to head back home to pump it up. That's right.

Yeah, that's right. She's already halfway here. The time it took her to turn around and go back home, she may as well just pushed it. Not a lot of people know this about Ash, but she loves, like, a novelty form of transport. Loves it. And I think the last couple of weeks or so she's been learning to unicycle.

It's actually very tricky to learn, but once you get it, you're away. She says herself, her words, addictive as, is what she says. She does it sometimes while she's juggling as well. Yeah, six, seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's very, very talented, that woman. Anyway. Yep, so I'm sure when she's going to get here, but we'll start docking her pay officially from six.

Yes, exactly, Clint. And we've got power over that, obviously. Hey, I'm going to have to let you in on something that we don't normally. normally do. If you're normally listening to show, you're like, oh, yeah, cool, guys will probably jump into their 6am throwback. We're actually changing that up. Let me just find it. Oh, yeah, body armor light, I've jumped on board. So they, I guess it can still be a throwback, but we're looking for a rev-up track. You request the rev-up track. And if we're like, oh, that's actually a pretty good shout and we play it, you start the day with $500 cash.

So it could be anything. It could be anything from, I'm a fire starter. That's a great song. Prodigy. Yeah, to any of the feel-good song. So did you hear that? $500 cash for you to call up right now where you will get through because I know you're like, I never get through, and six you will.

O eight hundred the edge, give us a rev-up track and if we like it enough to play it, you just get $500. Seems too easy. It seems too easy. You cannot make money that quick at work. And if you can, we'll then don't bother call it because, you know, time is money.

It seems like there's some sort of catch club. I know. I was looking at it, I was reading over it I was like, every request it automatically entered to win a daily body armor prize pack and cash. I just got a message from Ash. She's managed to pump up her turret at Zet so she's on her way, so she's uniying here now.

Okay, great. So she should be about 20 minutes away. Oh, Jesus. She really needs to get her by. She needs to stop juggling while she's doing it. Clint Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London,

although actually I can stop saying that because there's no Ash London. She's still waking her way. in this morning. She got to put pants on. Did she? So she had to turn around and head back home.

Clint was very persuasive in making her just come in without the pants on her. He was like, don't worry. He was having pants early and on time. Yeah,

so she's just headed home to put something on her bottoms but she'll be back in about 6.30 this morning. Oh, fantastic. Thank you, Dan. It's great that you're in contact with her,

like constant contact. Yeah, she's still heading home but she said she'd text me once her pants are on. Okay, great. And then she's heading back in. All right. all week this week

we've given you the chance to start the day with 500 bucks cash thanks to our body armor light rev up track so just give us a bell let us know which track

you want to hear and if we go actually that's not a bad chart you put in a good case for that cash is yours I love this now I do think

there's a lot of pressure on choosing a good song because you don't want something that's a little bit down buzz you don't want something that's too far and so it like wakes you up it's too jarring

so let's go to Hammy morning Hammy Ami, kiora, bro. Yeah, Morina. Yeah, Morina, bro. What is your rev-up track that you want to throw out there? Oh, my rev-up track this morning would be Sandstorm, Derrude. Now that is, it's a good song, Hammy.

I'll give you that, first of all. Is it too much for 6 a.m. in the morning? Can you have too much sandstorm? That's my question. Depends where you've started. Yeah. Yeah, true, like they've been up since three. Yeah, then it's fine.

All right, what do you reckon, Mike? I had sandstorm for myself as well. Come on. Two sandstorm. What are the chances? We did sandstorm come out, like early 2000s. Is that the only option? Okay.

Well, Mike agrees with Hammy. What about Carl? Morning, Carl. Let's go black-eyed peas, pump it. I think I've probably got a little pompate in the system Okay, let me try You're not the only one that actually was trying About a black eyed piece I saw on the text

Rock That Body I want to date I want to dance in the light Aiden says you can never have too much sandstorm damn Yeah, now part of me's like After I've heard the black eyed peas When I'm like Do we?

This came through from Maryland Queen slaps, but She wanted some queen. Yeah, the boss might get. The angst. I mean, I'm going to put my vote in. Sandstorm, you can't go past it. Okay, so if you go in Sandstorm then,

the problem is Hammy and Mike both suggested that. Hammy was first. Hammy, you're the quickest two or no 800 at the edge this morning, bro, you just scored yourself $500 cash. Who, whew, Hammy! Get in. How bloody good. Turn the car round, go home.

Yeah. That's it. We're done. Yeah, you don't need to work now, brother. Call your boss, tell him to shove your job up his ass. Oh, I don't know. 500 bucks. Just for today, though, right?

Just for today. Just for today. Yeah, obviously, $500, you can't retire on that. Yeah, well, congratulations, bro, that easy. We're doing that all week this week. So you just got to call up and suggest a rev-up song. And thanks to Body Arm Alight, someone's winning 500 bucks. And today it's you, Hammy. So you hold there, bro.

Give us your account number. We'll get that cash into it as soon as. And just your credit card details as well. Yeah, and there's CCV number or whatever it is on the back. We'll get that off here, though. Thanks, Hammy. Does that mean we are playing Sandstorm by Derrude? Unfortunately, I think it does hit the jam.

Do you regret that? Yep. Instantly. Say something, Clint. Let's just nod at end on me going, hit the damn. Megadden. Lesh, go. But it's your body armour, light, rev-up track.

All thanks to Hummy and also Mike as well, who got in there as well. If that doesn't get you revved up, I don't know what, well. Yeah, 500 bucks cash, congratulations. Next, a chance for you to do that. We'll just be tomorrow. We'll do it every day just to start the show off. So if you've got a good rev-up track, get ready to text it through, we'll give us a call.

Tomorrow morning, 6 a.m., squeeze out some cash. Ash, running a little bit late this morning, there was a daddy-long-leg spider at their front door, and she hates spiders. She's at a morning. I know. Flat tire with the unicycle and then the spider.

She's got her pants. Yeah, so she's just trying to get rid of that. She's got some raid and she's spraying it. So once she gets rid of this spider. Are you chat GPTing reasons a co-worker could be late? Absolutely not, Clint. Absolutely not. Because it looks like you're reading something.

No, no, no, no, no. Maybe I just wrote down some. Oh, is it the text that she said? Exactly. I'm reading out the text that she said through. Do you guys, did you get to the Black Friday sales over the weekend? No, I didn't do any. But don't they run this week as well?

Yeah, so I thought it was this past Friday, but it's this Friday coming as the actual Black Friday. And everyone gets in like a week early? Yeah. Okay, cool, so I didn't miss out. It was mental over the weekend. I went to Briscoes and there was literally a fight at the back of the store because there were people fighting over the last air fry that was on sale or something. And there was like, oh, they had to get security in there. Crazy.

I've never witnessed anything like it in New Zealand in terms of people actually being so hell-bent on getting a sale. deal did you get? Placemats. Far around, man. You suck. You suck. So you went out, four people to get into prison. I want to swear. I almost did swear. I was like, oh, go catch yourself.

To buy effing placemats. Well, we needed some placemats. And Hannah was like, now's the time. We need to push play on that. Otherwise, we're going to be paying a full $12 each. Place mats are more expensive than you think. Bullshit. They were like four.

$40, full price down to like 23 or something. That's a good deal. $40 for a mat to put your plate on so what doesn't scratch your table. And they're nice placemats. They're not just your classic. Well, I can't. The only time I use a placemers is if we go into mum and dads for family done. Oh, you're a heathen.

You should always have a placemat. Whenever you're at the table, you should always have a place setting at least. So what? It's just like a rectangular piece of like fabric and you put your plate on top of that. Well, when you explain it like, when you describe it like that, yes, it is a bit boring. but a placemat is like I don't feel like I'm having dinner until my placemats down.

If you set the table, place mat, knife and fork, boom. So what happens if I just put your plate straight onto the table? You're a heathen. Right. You're a heathen. But haven't you been doing that

up until this weekend? No, we've got old ones. We've got old messy ones and they've got like little bits of pumpkin stuck in the grooves. Oh yeah, okay, yeah. Yeah, so that's probably an important thing when thinking of a place mat.

You want to get one that's easily wipeable, and that's what we've done. We've got the ones that are much easier. more easily wipeable. Okay, great. What did you go with? Someone's just text through, Ash's text through saying

this is great radio. We'll get here. Can you please arrive, Ash? More please, Matt, talk, please, said Ash. Oh, right, Ash, Ash, okay, Bash is listening.

We were about to come out of that song. I was like, oh yeah, coffee catch up. So just something happened over the weekend. Dan, because I got something. Leave it with me, Clinton. I got it. If you told me he had some place, Matt, I would have gone, no, no, no, don't worry.

What else you got? That's it, that was what I had. That's literally all you did, the whole weekend. Just got placemats. You know me, Clint. Jesus. I also brought a scooter. I actually did buy a scooter.

Like an electric one? No, it was just like a push one. Oh, my. Okay, we're done. Like for George for Christmas. No, it's for me. Oh, yeah, okay. It's hard to find an adult-sized push scooter these days, I would have thought.

We're getting one. We can't say this on the radio, but I am getting one. for my son just to push one and I thought why not get one for myself just so I can push along with him All right first call of the day coming up next we'll see you our free coffee for the week Looks like Ash is awake

She is up because she's texting the show It's nice Nice for her to get here on time Yeah yeah Oh we docking her pay It's if we work out Clint she gets an hour Minus

Well if she gets her about six We only have to dock her for half an hour So what do that be $400? Listen to Clint Trying to pretend like he's got any poor around here He doesn't know how to dock pay

What's the first step of docking someone's pay? I would email Janine who works at account She left years ago Did she? Oh fuck her It's Julie now

Clint Megan Dan Spinky Boo Good morning Clint and Dan Noash London She's on her way in this morning Dan's been getting

live text updates About what's holding her up Yeah she forgot to put her pants on So she just had to turn around And go home And put some pants on Because you need to turn up To work with pants on

Professional Yeah. Hayden, Ellen's texting, one of our favorites says, what would Craig Bruce say about this? Yeah, Craig Bruce is one of Ash's Aussie mates, and he's like a talent coach and whatever, and so he listens to the show sometimes and critiques it. He's like the Messiah of Radio. He runs a podcast called Game Changers

and talks about, like, the landscape of radio in Australia, New Zealand. You're right, Hayden. Craig would not be happy. He would not be happy about that. Yeah, one of his favourite Aussie broadcasters, not being dedicated to her craft. But she's on her way and finally, Clint. So hopefully she'll be here shortly.

That's great. She's already texting us a little bit of, you know, not doing this right, not doing that, right? We'll get here, Ash. That would be a good thing. All right, first call of the day next if you'd like to be you. Jump on the phones, 0-800-Each. We'll see our free coffee for the week.

And if you're not a coffee drinker, it's actually a voucher to spend in store at ZET. You spend it on where the hell you like. Best coffee ever's head as well. Easy. Clint, Megan, Dan. Who is right again. The boys are shaking.

shivering, weeping, gnashing their teeth when they walked in, introducing me so much. Clint was doing most of the weeping, I was kind of... No, I was jealous. I wasn't here, especially when you're telling a placement story from the weekend. Yeah, look, that was hard listening as I drove down New North Road. Is it the movie Old School with Woolfarrell? And the guy's like, go, have a beer.

And he's like, no, I got a pretty big day tomorrow. And they're like, one, he's like, wife and I go to the Home Depot, going to pick out some wallpaper. Like, that's dead. It was me. That's dead. Really great. savings on place settings everything

Manchester if anyone is in briscoes or farm or anywhere really and sees some king size waterproof mattress protector I cannot find one for love nor money tell me you're pissing the bed as an adult without telling me you have a four year old that pissed the bed last week when he

hopped into bed with daddy at 5 a yeah I think it's good just to have a bit of a mattress protector that's waterproof just in case you never know first call of the day first goal of the day all right Dean from crush you, which is our first, well, it's not really first call. We've already taken some calls this morning, but we'll spend

a little bit more time with your Dean finding out a little bit about your life. Morning, bro? Hey, morning, guys. How's it going? Yeah, good, Dean. Now, the only information we've been given about you is you drive a Ford. What sort of Ford we talk in Ranger? That's a crush it, surely. Oh, that's crazy.

I wish. If only, no, I drive a forward to Cougar, which is just perfect enough for me and my partner and Bubb's the home of the back to rugby balls and it was sorted. How old's your baby? She is two months. Oh, probably. They're still pretty young. Yeah, young.

So we took her to mom on my opah yesterday for the first time to visit at their house. Cute. So that was really nice and special, meeting the cats and everyone. So it was good. Oh, there's no better feeling than walking into your family lunch for the first time holding your child. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, so cute. No, it's really good.

How's the sleep going? That's good. My partner is doing amazing. I really want to appreciate her. Shout out to her, Chanel. So she does amazing. Amazing. Every morning, every night, she's up with baby. And then whenever I can assist, I'll assist, obviously, early starts for me in late nights as well with real estate.

So, you know, it's kind of juggling. Trying to provide, you know, you know how it is. Of course. Not an easy life when you become a parent. Everything changes. All your priorities change. And then just don't make any decisions on number two, like at like three in the morning, you know, when you're awake going, this is it. She's going to be an only child. I don't know how people do Just do this again

You know what When we were first talking about We're like yeah We'll get two, three maybe I think we're one and done at the moment I think we wait at least six months Yeah yeah yeah Wait all the pressure comes off to do it

What I mean is don't go get in the snip Like in the first six months of a new boy Crazy crazy Yeah It's wild You start to get your life back And then you forget how crazy it was And then you go yeah we'll go again

Yeah I mean I'm not there yet four and a half years But maybe I'll get to the boy where I'm like, yeah, no, I forget. Apparently you do forget the bad times. I'm with you, I don't really. I haven't forgotten them. No, we've been really lucky. I won't like our baby girl, she's been amazing.

She only, like, you only hear her when she's hungry. Other than that, she's cuddles and sleep. So she's a bleating. We're very lucky, yeah. All right, well, we're going to sue you out of voucher to go spend the store at Z. You can try the new gourmet chicken crambia and brie pie if you want, team. Get a mic, man. I really appreciate it.

I don't say nice to that. Good on you, mate. Yeah Oh, that's exciting though I love hearing men Talk about their wives And their children like that You guys never do that

Well, if our wives did something good Then we're telling them Exactly, Cliff Exactly Just waiting for the day My wife hopefully is still asleep No, she definitely will be Mine definitely is too

So it's real good Must be nice, hey And mine's a golf trip in Queenstown Must be nice Wow, honest to God He has you wrapped around his finger That guy Absolutely. No, I booked the trip.

I know, that's what I mean. He's like, oh, I don't know if I really want to go. She's like, you deserve it. And he's like, oh, I don't know. He definitely wants to go. He's so full of crap, Ash, please don't me let me go away with the boys. Oh, the boys are going for three nights, but I thought, oh, I probably should only go for two because I don't know if I, and you go, no, you go for three, two, but actually, I hate the boys. Honestly, he's played you like a fiddle. Oh, my God.

You're here working. Well, he's off playing golf. I don't mind. I love him so much. That's what he wants you to think. Yeah. All right, we'll get a scandal update. Plenty going on over the weekend.

He better believe we won't be getting a scandal update. Yeah, we will. I'm going to tell your husband it's going to ruin his golf weekend. Clint Megand Dan. Gossip and Entertainment. Scandal. All thanks to Contickey. Legendary stories start on Contickey.

So get out there and live the legend. Do you guys do it contickey? No, I missed it. I've always regretted it. One of my big regrets, not doing one, yeah. Oh, you both would have, you would have gotten an STD, Clint, and you would have been the king of Kentucky. And I'm like, dance so funny, dance are funny,

he would have been, not having a beautiful. The bus driver would have hated you because he'd have gone, that's actually my microphone, so could I have my back? No one would have wanted to shag me. No. But it would have been a laugh. He'd be on the bus microphone. God, I sound like a knock. Yeah, yeah.

We would all need to be. wasted. Yeah, maybe fun. It's a good way, in a good way. So Taylor Swift's chosen a wedding venue. Everyone gets to choose where? One guess it, where do you think T-Swizzles get married? Is it like a specific place or like a kind of...

Palm Springs. Or great choice, but no. I reckon it's like Italy. No. Her house. She got a 17 million US dollar house in Rhode Island. Oh, yes. By the water, beautiful.

Rhode Island's just out of New York. So she's going to have it there. As if you wouldn't If you've got that sort of a mansion Because you'd have it at the ceremony on the beach Wouldn't you? I mean it would be an incredible venue For any of us to have our wedding there

I imagine But if it's It's a little bit sad That like to get any sort of privacy You just have to have it at your house No she could pay for privacy Anywhere I think And look there'll be helicopters

Like Venice, like the Bezos is or whatever And I guess she's got lots of houses So it's not like she's waking up there Monday to Sunday No darling And it's a full on mansion It looks like there's like 40 rooms in it so. And next up I want to talk about the Grand Prix Formula One

in Las Vegas. Incredible. I watched it yesterday. It was actually quite a good time for New Zealand. It was like 5pm New Zealand time. It's almost looks like a video game the race because they're driving literally down the strip. So you can see like Caesar's Palace the Bellagio, Paris.

Like it's all the lights and stuff. It looks like out of a video game. It's crazy. Well, Beyonce was there. I don't know if you saw her in a Louis Vuitton leather onesie. Correct me if I'm wrong, Daniel. It did look like a motorbike. It looked like a motorbike racing costume. So it was almost like she didn't know that it was a Formula One race.

Oh, we don't want to, if she doesn't want to wear a baggy track suit, she wants to wear a tight motor GP motorbike outfit. With a zip all the way down. Yeah, she looks great. She looked great. I mean, her and Jay-Z sort of stole the thunder of the whole race. Yeah, as they should. I don't understand why she wore a helmet, though.

Oh, no, that's because she went for a ride along with Lewis Hamilton. Oh, did she? just wearing one just. No, I thought that's what happened. It was part of the costume, and I was like, that's lame. Yeah, no, she had one on. She went in Lewis Hamilton's Ferrari. That's how cool Jay-Z is.

Any other guy would be petrified of their wife getting in a car with Lewis Hamilton and then her running away and, like, leaving them. Even Lewis Hamilton looked like a geek standing next to Jay-Z. He's not going to drive off the track and run away with Beyonce. Where are they going to go, Cleesey ain't worried, though. He ain't worried. And talk to me about the McLaren's getting disqualified. It's huge.

There's a big race. If you follow Formula One, you know, it's down to the wire and the, in the championship. So there's a guy called Lando Norris who's leading the championship. His lead has now been cut in the last three races in half. So now he's got a 20-point lead

which is nothing in Formula One against over Max Verstappen who is now third in the championship. So it's very, very close. But they both got disqualified because their cars weren't up to regulation or something. Yeah, both disqualified.

Would they be so angry at the engineers? Incredibly. But I guess it depends on who's folded is within the team. I'm sure there's one guy that had to decide how thick the part was on the car and it was too thin by the end of the race. So something's gone wrong there.

Someone's getting fired. Yeah. Yeah, so it's going to go to, there's two more races in the championship. It hasn't been this close in the Formula One championship at the end of the year for like at least five or six years. I just hope Bastappen doesn't get it. I want a nice, not the Nando Norris is an underdog.

Piastri is an underdog. A die of Piastri won it as an Ozzy. It's getting more and more unlikely. Hey, they could be disqualified and he could win. both races. Yeah. I mean, it's still mathematically it's still possible. Yes. All right. Nauty-640s up next. Why?

Ladies, you should be having sex at least twice a week. Oh, that sounds like a mate up back from Clint. No. It's proper research and study. It's got into this. I'll give you the benefits next. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Okay. Ash, we were talking about this yesterday. Oh, sorry, yesterday on Friday. There was a video that I think was created and popped up on Edge Breakfast. Yeah. Instagram. when we were talking about someone that isn't very isn't intimate very often

and then you decide well go on then and then you're like this is the best yeah and I like into do a phone call because I hate talking on the phone and my friends my gal pals back home would be like do you want to have a call and I never want to but sometimes like

I've said no the last three times I have to do it then one minute it's a phone call I'm like I love talking on the phone it's so fun it feels my cup I need to we should talk on the phone twice a week and then the next time they're like hey how about that phone call I'm like, nah. Absolutely not, yeah.

Same thing as my glove. You almost need to like record a review afterwards? What do you think of that, babe? So we can play their review back to them, but again, it does seem like history. And I don't speak on behalf of all women, but I think a lot of women listening will understand this. It's never anything to do with your partner

and everything to do with you, how you feel, how you feel in your body, how hot you feel or not. How tired you are, how touched out you are if you've got children. And men think it's about them. but it's not, it's actually got nothing to do. Sometimes it takes a bit of work as well in all seriousness to get someone in the mood. Yes, absolutely.

And it's up to the other person to do that in a creative way. It's an interesting take because I 100% agree with everything you've just said, there, Ash. But I didn't want to if you said I don't agree. I'd be like... But I think it probably depends on your relationship. But in my relationship, yes.

I'd be like, yeah, that rings very true based on the conversations I have with my wife. And it sucks because you don't want to be that person. You want to just be like down for all the time. But I feel like it doesn't. go the other way. I feel like if my wife was all like trying to kiss up on me and I was like,

oh no, not today. I feel... My husband did it to me once and I fell on the floor and cried. Yeah, you think I'm disgusting! Yeah, like I don't feel the same. One thousand percent. I'll never forget it. I made it funny.

I was devastated. Made it funny. He's so right. Yeah, he was cracking up. Seriously. And so that's probably why for a lot of guys, it's hard to then have that

perspective that you just gave, going well, if I turned her down, then she would be like, what's wrong with me? But then we can't, we have to be a little bit more understanding that it's got nothing to do with us. So that's probably why we struggle with it, maybe as men and women.

But having intercourse more than twice a week as a woman boosts immunity, improves heart health, reduces stress and anxiety, strengthens the pelvic floor, and improves sleep research has revealed. Think of the results on your mood ring. Oh, it's got an aura ring.

Oh, whatever it is. Mood ring is really 90s then. That's all I think. Because, you know, my cardiovascular age, according to my aura ring, is six and a half years younger. Oh, get in. God, you could be 10 years younger if you're doing it twice a week. And you become quite addicted to the data.

Now that I've heard that, we should do a little experiment. Maybe I'll record all my aura numbers now and then I'll have sex twice a week until we finish the show, maybe three times, until December 19. and then we'll see how my numbers improve. If your sleep's better, if you've, like, reduced anxiety and stress. I do sleep very well after I have special time with it, my husband. Yeah.

What is it? Straight away. How good? Just roll over. Improves your heart health. I wonder if there's anyone listening right now that is doing it more than, like, three a week. Or consistently. You know, like, they're in a long-term relationship.

And long-term relationship. Yeah, I don't want to hear about people who are like, yeah, we met three months ago and we're having sex. Yeah, we all were, babe. We've all been there, cool, cool. Yeah, it'll last forever. Yeah, you've been doing. together for like three to four years, you're past the honeymoon period and you're still doing it like consistently three or four.

Yeah, because I'd love to know if it's just two people with strong libidos or if you've actually like done something that has like set you up for this sort of lifestyle. I would like to hear from John or Christine Randall on this, obviously. That'd be the first people to call through. They're doing it eight times a week. Maybe we'll call for the sake of Little Ears, we'll call it wrapping Christmas presents. How many, how often are you wrapping your Christmas presents every week? Yeah.

If you want. We don't like to have these breaks go out too long I'm off you Yeah, I'm off you Dan Yeah, I'm off you No, we've been off you first You can't get off us if we were already off you Yeah, do you even know how it works?

What if I was on you and then have you kicked me off you? Clint, Megan Dan I don't know if she uses the analogy The more orgasms you have the longer you live Think about that for a moment There you go You want to live longer She must really love it.

She must really love wrapping presents. Yeah, she loves presents. She just really just makes her feel good. Well, Catherine's rapping presents three to five times a week. Morning, Kath. Good morning. Wow. Are you a try?

You got one child already. You're trying for another one. Is that why we're doing it so often? Yes. Oh, that's cheating. It's nothing sexual. It's just a... Nothing sexual.

She's not wrong, though. There's a difference in make rapid presents when you're doing it. for the love of it. Yeah, and then when you're doing it to make kids. I never forgot like this one moment when we were trying Catherine and I was about to shoot out the door to play footy on a Saturday. Is that a huge misery? Yeah, I thought I was doing.

I was like, oh, I got to get going. And I was like, I got to get going, football. And she goes, oh, but I'm ovulating. And I was like, well, my wife goes, can you be quick? I was like, can I be. So are you doing the old ovulation? That's a very common thing. for us as well.

Are you weeing on the ovulation test stick thing or are you just vibing it? We are doing that and we're following the app and, you know, there's nothing sexual about it, honestly. You know, you've already seen that. You know, if you keep hammering it home. Do you know what you're going to do?

This is what we did, that it worked. Yeah. When my husband was wrapping the present as he was finishing the wrapping, he said he comes the baby maker. Brilliant. I mean, that is... And it meant that the present was wrapped

perfectly in 10 months later. It's nothing like a perfectly wrapped present. How long you've been trying for at the moment, Catherine? We've been trying for a while, so that's why we've ramped it up. We've been trying for about three years. Oh, wow. So now it's like a shot in the dog.

That's why we're doing it so often. Yeah. Well, sometimes the best presents take longer to all. Five times a week for three years, jeepers. Yeah. Someone else is called through Christine. Joins us on 0800 of the Edge morning, Christine. It's got it going on

Thank you, Carl. Now, Christine, Mommy's on the phone. Good morning, darling. How are you? You and John love wrapping presents, don't you? Yep. Yep, John does.

That's good. The runs in the family. How often are you wrapping presents together, Christine? Well, Johnny reckons that at least two to three times a week is good and he'll take more if he can get it. Oh, my God. Does he get it that often?

Does he get to do it together? I'm fine. Or does he find he's just wrapping presents alone a lot? No, I don't know. And let's keep it that way. Honestly God, they're never not together. Well, that's maybe why they're doing it so often. Yeah.

I love that. Hey, well, I've got you on the phone mum. Did Jay text you something about not doing dinner tonight for some reason? Yep, she did. She's going to die here another day. She got busy with something. Question for John, have you ever thought about taking your presents to those people in the malls to get them to wrap it instead of Christine? No, but really?

Yeah, yeah, good, just as well. Just as well. I just wanted to check. Pass the test. It's so tricky. Yeah. All right. I love them.

Get out of here, too. They're always together. They're just like little dollels. Yeah, no. Good luck, guys. Have fun. All right. See, Mom.

Enjoy yourselves, you too. Yeah. Bye. Bye. That's so cool that your parents are still having, grabbing presents. Yeah. Yeah. It's lovely.

Dead lets us know. It's so lovely. It's like a brag. I'm like, Dad, don't rub it in, mate. You're getting it more often than, you know, me and... Yeah, it's because I've got no stress in their life. True, retired. What else are you doing?

Can you imagine, like, this guy, Clint and his wife, when they retire and their kids move out of party. I'd be such a pest. That'd be a nightmare. Nightmare. But it's like you're on a holiday. We always do it. We always do it.

I haven't got a go to work. I haven't got the stress. You're just relax him. That text being with my husband 15 years, we're still wrapping presents three to four times a week. Well done. Is it coming when you join a gym at first? You're like, oh God. And then after every month of like consistent going,

then it just becomes the norm. In fact, you get anxious if you miss it. People are just built differently, you know? Yeah, true. And that's okay, and we go through different phases of our life. Exactly. Yep. Clint, Megan, Dan.

There's a mystery unfolding. Someone's guilty. But who? Crack the case with Zootopia 2. Yeah, it's going to be in cinemas this Thursday. Highly anticipated. Why? Okay, stop.

Stop. Dan just did a weird thing, and I don't know why you did that. No, I was coffee in Beller. Why were you just to smack that? No, she was doing normal dancing, and then you were doing, like, sexy smack that dancing. Oh, I miss red one. what she was doing. I thought she's Zootopia

and all of a sudden he gets horny or something. No, it's got nothing to do with that, to be honest. None of the animals in Zootopia turn you on. No, no, no. Webgill Bella is here. Producer Carla's here. Morning. Producer Neeps is still coming back from Invercargo

because his band was doing a bit of a tour over the weekend. But one of us out of the five, and including Neeps, so six, he could be as well, is the snake and you have to try and figure out who it is based on the clues that you will get every morning. And then this Friday you can win

a thousand bucks and a family passed to Zootopia 2. Thousand bucks. All you have to do if you want to guess is just take Zoo to 33443. Wouldn't that be nice just before Christmas to check you thousand in your account? That did sort you out wouldn't it for Christmas? Absolutely. Yeah. Food presents. Yeah, you'd be loving life. I hope

I'm the snake. I've always wanted to go on one of those like traitors shows or like and be the bad person. It is a little bit like the traders but the thing is when you are a traitor, there's more pressure. It's true. Because you feel like you have to overcompensate for everything. I remember Alan Carr on traders that emotional outbursts

when it was all over. There are clues every morning we've all been given envelopes. Do we want to open them all at the same time or do you want to open them one at a time? Oh, you've got to go one at the time. And then we just say, I'm not the snake. Everyone will read if they are or aren't, but everyone will then have to say I'm not. So you could say I am the snake

and double bluff. So there's okay. He's going to triple bluff. I know what's going to try and triple bluff us. So we're going to find out. We're going to find out who is and isn't, but I think it'd be good to at least hear them say, I'm not the snake,

and then we'll get a read on their face, see if their voice quivers. Oh, poker face. All right, you go first, Carlos. Okay. Produce. All right. Okay. I am not the snakes.

Trying too hard. He tried way too hard on that. When he's... Are you sure? Yeah, he's not safe. Because he said, I am, then he looked down and said not, and then came back to, said, the snake. It was too rehearsed.

It was too forced. I didn't feel the veracity of it. So you're saying he's definitely not. Oh, not? We're Gilbella. Me? Here she goes. Are we ever allowed to know who the snake is?

Only the person who is the snake will know. I'm not the snake. I can't read Bella's face. See, also playing it very well, just like me. But is she going? I don't know about her. Am I going next? Ash London.

Here she goes. I'm not the snake. Those are really good. She has the snake. Oh, am I a good actor? She used to go away. Hey, her face, her face lit up. Like, she was so excited she has the snake.

She couldn't hide her excitement. But I'd already seen it like a minute ago. So that wasn't my first time. I don't know. That was, I reckon you're the snake. You're way too pumped about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I am not the snake.

Let him smile. Look at him. Look at him. You're the snake, you're the snake, you're dandy dog. See? But the one person who's not. doesn't want you to think it's as them as Ash because she pushed the hardest to make you think it was me.

That's true. You made a very good point, that good. Not the snakes. Oh, the hands. Too handsy. No, I think it's... No, I think it could be Dan. Look how weird he's being.

You are being so... You would say that, no, snake! She's so the snake. I can pick it from them all away. Ash London, full 100%... No one tries to be that convincing with jazz hands over here. Oh, Dan. I promise you, I take this to my grave.

If you think I'm... I'm the snake, you'll be an idiot. Look at his hands, I'm not the snake. There's nothing slippery about me. Calm down, dad, take a breath, take a breath, babes. I am taking breaths. And I'm no, I'm breathing right away.

I'm going too deep already. I'm like, snake has five letters, Ash has three of the letters in her name. Yeah, exactly. So, I was like maybe. Yeah, but Daniel has three also, A, N, and E. I hadn't worked on his name yet I just started with you

Nipia He could be it Yeah true He's out here Neepia is such a sweetheart That I feel like we'd all know If he was here and he opened it It would know straight away

He's too honest He probably he just cracked straight away Oh my snake goes I love you guys so much Okay you can text the word zoo We can actually we have to do this for a week mate So Text the word zoo to 3343 to have a guess

On who you think it is Get in nice and early Because if you're right You can win a thousand bucks In a family past to Zootopia too We'll do it again tomorrow. We'll actually have a further clue to try and narrow it down. You're right.

Every letter of Ash's name is in Snake. Well, the guess is coming through in 3-3-4-3 all day, Dan. I heard that's what I'm going. There's no. Slippery. Slippery. Shish is a shnipry. If Sean Connery was saying snakes, then maybe.

Slippery, Schlipper. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. A friend of mine, Willie Wairoa, we did Dancing with the Stars together about four years ago. We became good mates. He's a lovely man. Yeah, incredible guy on social media. Just one of those guys ended up quitting his job

because he was just spreading like love and joy through his channel and then all of a sudden he just was able to do that full time with all the gigs he was getting. Now, being a newcomer to New Zealand, what was his job before that, sorry? He's like a social media.

Well, no, I think he was doing social work and stuff like that. I'll see it. Yeah, and then he just, I don't know, he just really took off and everyone sort of gravitated towards him and he had lots of different challenges that he would do and he'd have all these things.

It's almost like on a Friday he had a certain thing that he would do like tuck in Fridays because it was all, you know. Wouldn't that be the best feeling to be able to dedicate like all the energy you're putting out into the world to just like spreading love and joy and making a living for your family. That's the epitome of what he does. I love this guy already. On Instagram he says he's a full-time morale booster.

Although he says morale. Well, it is morale. It's how you say the word. Yeah. I realized as well he started a thing a while back and must have been a long time ago where he just went for a jog

and then the next day was I'm going to go for another jog and then another jog and then he had a bit of a streak and he said I've been running for like 80 something days and then it was like a 200-something days the bro has had a run streak

without a day off 2068 days he has ran When you say a run what are we talking around the block 10K that's I think why this record that he's about to break

is interesting because outside of the 268 days consecutively running every day that's phenomenal for the last 1,033 runs they have been 10 kilometres plus so for almost three years he's run 10 kilometres

every single day through injury, through sickness through maybe a wedding through weekends through Christmas, New Year's Yeah, when you're at that level you should be doing like five, six minute splits that's an hour of running a day But anybody that's gone for a run in the past would know that 10K is a long run.

You know, that at any stretch of the imagination. That's a decent run. For me, it's the consistency, despite any sort of niggle or, like, you're going away on holiday and at some point you've got to factor in this 10K run so you don't lose your streak. Yeah, it's always an excuse. I was looking into it. And in May, earlier this year, an American guy, Chad Taylor, decided to finally end his streak of 1,107 days running 10 kilometers plus.

Willie at the moment is at 1,033. What a legend. So if he runs for another three months, he's got to obviously do it all over the Christmas holidays, he will have the world record for the most consistent days of running 10Ks plus. Imagine if he broke his leg the day before he did the record. How do they adjudicate this? Does he keep it on like a Strava or something like all the records on there?

So you're logging all your runs on the app. I mean, whether it's, I mean, I don't know whether it gets recognized by Guinness or whatever and stuff. but yeah he's got another I guess another 70-ish days That's so cool Yeah To run before he breaks the record So I was like oh we should get him on

Because I just don't know Like what days was it the hardest Where you're like oh my God I just can't today And that's not one of those records You look through the Guinness Book of Records And go that might as an easy one to beat Yeah

This one is All I got to do is run for like three years Every day and it'll be mine Someone earlier this year And I think this is right up Clinton's alley Ash Guinness World Record was hit this year on the 9th of May

most balloons popped with the bottom in 30 seconds okay so there was two people placing balloons under this man's ass and he was popping them he did 52 balloons in 30 seconds I reckon Clint could get close to that that's two a second

but he all he needs to do is I feel like there's a lot of responsibility on the balloon holder the place is just as much just as much as it's like when the car and the F1 comes in to do the wheel change yeah it puts up

actually it's a Perfect record because there needs to be three people. So if you both want to be the balloon holder, oh, Ash doesn't seem keen. The bending down and moving my arms that quickly is not my fault. Well, do you want to do the dropping? Do you want to do the popping? I'm good at a squat, but also my ass might be too soft. Oh, I don't know that. No, I don't know. Do you?

You know, so. Hopefully not. Clint's bigger. He's got a bigger, bigger caboose. Yeah, I feel like you need the weight of it. Yeah. Yeah, no, okay, I'll be a place. The pick crew is super important in this, so you guys are going to have to do some practice.

Do I get a costume? What's that? Do I get a costume? Yeah, we can put you in one of the, like, the Beyonce had. You just want to say my titty's out, like you're saying, don't you? I know what's happening here. You can have the zip as high or as low as you want, London? As long as Jamie comes in and tapes them.

Yeah, yeah, okay. I'll zip mine right up. You can have yours however you want. No money from Daniel. Fine. All right, easy money. Back again at 8 o'clock, your chance to win a thousand bucks. Megan Dan podcast.

Giving you full permission. Yeah, you can blow your own horn for three, three minutes. Three minutes. See, great. And go. I was born in a family where we were relatively privileged. And so I have always grown up with this idea to whom much is given, much is expected. Yeah.

And so before I got into radio, I used to teach at-risk youth who had been expelled from high school, 14 to 16-year-old boys. Tough gig. Yeah, tough gig. Yeah, tough gig. had a knife pulled on me in the first week and I was like, I don't know if this is for me but eventually

I earned the respect of the boys there when you stick it out and they realize okay you're actually here and I had some very serious conversations to the boys about the fact that I don't understand their upbringing I don't have seen their lifestyle but that's why I'm here because I want to try and give you guys

more if I can in terms of education and things not all kids wanted the hand up and I found quite quickly the ones that didn't want it you could invest too much time into and the ones that did want the handout wouldn't get your time because you're chasing that one

that you just couldn't help. People will only receive help in life when they're actually ready for it. And it may have been later on for them. So I was only there a year. It felt longer, but still I look back with some very fond memories of the boys

and occasionally because I still... Oh, I'm going to cry. Sorry, I'm not going to... I see what this is going to? We've lost it. We've lost her. I still live in the area, So sometimes I drive past the classrooms that I used to teach when I was... Oh, it's still there? Yeah, and I was...

I don't know, probably like 21, 22 or something. And I did a year of that, and then I ended up getting offered a job in radio, and I left, and I always wonder what happens to the boys. And I was at the gym on Friday, and this guy kept looking over at me. And I looked at him, and he comes over, and he goes, Clint. And I go, yeah, and he goes, do you remember me? And I said, oh, sorry, man, I can't place the face. And he goes, Niwa.

And it just instantly, from not knowing this guy, I just gave him this, like, massive hug. It was one of the boys that I used to teach. He would have been about 14, 15. So he's about 30 now. Wow. And he's got a 13-year-old boy, and I was finding out what he was doing, and his boy's really into league. And he's putting all of his effort and his energy and his money into making sure his boy stays on straight and narrow and I was like right that's so cool and he goes to me as I was about to just

walk away from this interaction he goes hey man I just I never got a chance to tell you thank you so much for what you did for me I know I wasn't the easiest but he said you got me back into school and I went back to school and I made something of myself he said even though I still threw away a lot of opportunities I should have taken but he said I really I want to just say thank you and appreciate that and I never got a chance to say that for like 15 years until today. And I was like, oh, we hugged it out

and I thanked him and then I went back to the machine and I felt almost like getting really overwhelmed. Of course. And I just thought maybe there are people who are like doing something and you just go, I just don't know if it's making a difference. And it might take 10 or 15 years before you find out that it did. And you might never find out.

Oh, yeah, you may never, yeah. And it was just such a cool interaction on Friday. I messaged my wife straight away, and I went to message you guys. And then I was like, oh, maybe it's something that I could share. That's beautiful. That's something you should be proud of. That's not something that you should ever feel like you've got to keep to yourself or you don't want to sound up yourself.

Like, you need to share those experiences because you're right. So often we don't know the impact we're having on other people. And it can be little things, and it's such a reminder to treat people with. dignity always and I think you won't say this Clint but that's the sort of person you are like not very few people in this world when they're 21 go and

help at risk youth like it wouldn't even cross many people's mind that's the fact that you did that you're this bang on the person you are oh that's so beautiful thank you for sharing yeah that's lovely no no worries it's so hopefully if you're grinding away and you're wondering if it's make a difference keep

keeping the grind glad I was too lazy to do my makeup yet this morning because it would be running down my face at this point. Say my island is all running. All right, should we give away some stuff next? I'll have to put my face on again. Love you, darling. Every morning, there's a halo hanging from the corner around my girlfriend's

football spin. I love doing that actually when people just say stuff and pause it. And you finish the song? People say that the halo was supposed to be a prophylactic. Yeah, but really? I think that's just, I'm rumouring the 90s. Anyway, move on, Dunn. Each morning, we are going to take a caller,

0,800 the edge, hopefully you. And then you can take on the beauty timer. So we're going to roll out a list of things, a list of green cross-health products from beauty essentials to fragrances, and you just need to... This is Ashes drave. Yeah, you just need to shout,

stop when you want to lock in your hall and fill your hypothetical bag full of goodies. The longer you hold out, the more you win. Come on. But if the time... The timer runs out and you hear the buzzer before you yell stop. Unfortunately, you're going to leave with nothing. Does that make sense to you, Brittany?

Yes, it does. Okay, babe. Do you love a pharmacy as much as I do? Yes, definitely. Yeah, it's dangerous. Hard to know day one if they're going to absolutely load up the bag or whether you'd just go a couple of items and then the buzzer. I tend to think it's probably a bunch of items, being the first day.

Don't lead her astray if you don't know the answer to that. I don't know. When you go into a life pharmacy, Brittany, what's the aisle you go to first? Definitely like the moisturizers, facial cleanses. A bit of hyaluronic acid's always good. You just feel it, but just make sure you shout, stop nice and loud before the buzzer goes off and then you'll get to keep everything. Yes, come, Brittany.

Right up until that point. You ready, Brett? Yes, pretty. There we go Number seven Future Renew Night Cream Bondi Sands

Taming Mitt Guest Balavita Rosa perfume 100 mil Boots glow Skin Trio Radley Beauty Bag Benefit Hoola Bronzer

Stop I don't think you can yell Stop when the buzzer plays Oh, you left it too long, Brittany. I can't believe that just happened. Oh, no. I thought it was for the buzzer. Were you supposed to say stop before the buzzer, do you?

Did you misunderstand or did you not hear the buzzer? I didn't hear the buzzer. I heard it after I said stop. Oh, we'll just listen on on the road track. We'll check the tape. Well, she can't be because that is bang on, Ash, the rover out. We'll check the tape because it's. It sounded to me like buzzer, then stop.

I reckon we go back to what was the last thing. No, you can, because then all you're going to do is hear the buzzer, stop, and then everyone's just going to claim the whole bag every day. Well, it's the first day, and where people are still learning the rules, so I say we give another go at it. Me too. Yeah, well, of course you're going to say, Prattie. Number seven, future renew night cream.

By Sands tanning that Before the buzz of Brittany Guess Belavita Rosa Perfume 100 mil Boots Glow Skin Trio Stop Yeah, she's lit Oh, good idea She was much safer that time

We would not be doing that any other time That's just because it's the first day And we're all learning how the game goes Well done, Brittany All right, congrats, Brett You've got a soft ash London here Who lets you leave the store With a bag full of goodies?

No, it's not. It's November. Thanks, Brett. Enjoy 25 to 50% off selected health and beauty and earn living rewards points at Life Pharmacy. Back again tomorrow, your chance to give it a crack. I'm sure the rules will be firmer. Ash will get a telling off, I imagine.

Yeah. Yeah. Bosses away, bitches. No, she won't be getting a telling off, then. All right. Hey, coming up before 8 o'clock, the New Zealand fishing laws protests. Have you seen them going right?

around at the moment wondering what the hell's going on with it? I need to know what's happening please. Yeah, we've got Kirk, Auckland. Am I saying that right, producer Carl? But who's going to tell us all about it? Why does Kirk have authority to speak on it? Yeah, Kirk's, so he's actually one of the blues players, the Auckland Blues players. Yeah, yeah, you know Kirk. We've met him a couple times before, yeah, but he's just a mad fisherman and he's just been doing, going huge on social media to try and push this and really rallied the troops on this. It was a really successful weekend. Oh, okay, cool. All right, well, we'll find out what's going on,

because I've been seeing it all over my social, wondering what the hell is up at the moment. So we'll get to that before 8 o'clock on the edge. It's Clint McGinn-Dans. New Zealand Screen Awards happened over the weekend. They just called the TV Awards. Sort of changed the name on them. Honorable mention to Best Entertainment Program was Taskmaster,

Season 5. Nice, well-deserved. It's a bloody good watch, actually. But the big award was the Legacy Award, when you think of someone who's been in the game a long, long time. Who comes to mind? this should help. Take a listen.

The 2025 recipient of the New Zealand Screen Award, Screen Legend, Sir Sam Neal. Give it up, I'll get it up. Thank you so much. I worked with it out the other day with it. It's 53 years since I've been in the film industry. It's quite a long time. How did I end up with legend? If you stick around long enough, you probably, you know, qualify.

And I've been just sort of sticking around. Yeah, he is a legend. Obviously, Jurassic Park. Yeah, Sam Neal. Yeah, Australia's claimed him, you know. Have they? Yeah. He's a key week.

Through and true. Most Aussies were like, no, isn't Aussies? Classic, Arthur, we take all of your best. Not only did that, though, Hunt for the Wilder people. Sam Neal was in as well. Yeah, it was great than that. Who's the girl group that supposedly is getting back together? The Pussy Cat Dolls.

The rumor is, it hasn't been confirmed by the whole group, but the rumor is... Is it the Melody Girl that's telling people it's happening? She's always the one She's the one that needs the money to most Every couple years she comes around and says No, we're getting back together, but. Well, apparently the girls, in this is a quote, have put aside their differences

And I didn't even know they had differences But yeah, they're getting back together I think it's four of them just hate Nicole Scherzinger And Nicole Scherzinger hates four of them That's the extent of the differences She sounds like she's a bit of a bee though Well, I've never met her, I have actually She was actually very lovely when we met

But I think this is what needed to happen For the Pussy Cat Dolls They needed to have made it Nicole and the Pussy Cat Dolls Doesn't have as much of a ring to it doesn't It's like Josie and the Pussy Cats Same same They should have just done that Perfect

Yeah And they'll have been to smash it And there's a lot of angst at the moment From fishermen Fishwoman around New Zealand They were They were protesting Fish o them

Around the country Fish a days Yeah that's right Sam Smith He did say Fisher Them to themselves as a fish of them. Kurt Uckland, who's actually, if you're a super rugby fan, plays for the Blues.

And also a very king fisherman himself. He's a fisher, he, him. Yeah, yeah. So, Kirk, how are you, bro? Yo, what's going on? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. You, they're a very king fisherman,

so obviously you got a little rocked up about what's going on at the moment. For those who have no idea why a lot of the people who like to fish are all up in arms at the moment, what's going on? Yeah, so a little while ago, the fisheries minister, he made a few marine reserves out in the Hauraki Gulf, which is great, you know, all for that. But then there's a little bit backwards because he still allowed commercial fishing in a few of those areas. Wow.

So I think that sort of kick-started this whole movement. And then since then, they are trying to introduce another 19 new reef species to the equator management system, which at the moment, like, you know, things. are going all right and I think they well things were going all right and it's just a way to create more money for the economy but like the other side of it is going to take fish out of our oceans it's going to be less fish of people at the moment it's pretty expensive you go to the supermarket try and buy snappers like 50 bucks a kilo it's insane yeah the prices are exporting it for is a lot cheaper so just a few of sorry it's right you bro it feels like it would be

make more sense if they let recreational fishing inside the, say, marine reserve. And then the commercial guys weren't allowed in because what are you taking, like nine if you're just recreationally fishing, whereas as soon as a commercial fishing boat is allowed to go into a marine reserve, you're like, well, what's the point? Yeah, yeah, so it's a little bit backwards like that. And I think that's, like I said before, it really started to throw the recreational fishes up in arms a little bit. But the whole, we had the protest on Saturday, which was.

really cool. We had an awesome turnout. But it definitely, it's not like recreational fishes versus commercial fishermen. It's more so the people versus the policy, if that makes sense. You know, it's, we definitely still need commercial fishing in New Zealand. And for our economy, you know, has a lot of jobs, a lot of ewee involved with it and things like that. So we definitely still need it. But it's just how we're doing it and where we're doing it. And I feel like the New Zealand fisheries, I feel like a lot of people, feel the same as well can be a lot smarter around the way they're approaching things at the moment

good on you and that's our job as like residents and citizens of this beautiful country we need to stand up for our environments for ourselves and for policies that we think make more sense the government work for us so good on you mate I think that's really really awesome right in a good fight yeah yeah man and how's that preseason training

going you back into a year we're back in on Thursday back in on Thursday day one how the blue's going to go next year oh we'll take you out mate That's a scary. Go on. Great. All right.

Kurt Hucklin, thank you, bro. Appreciate it. And look forward to seeing your Insta stories pulling in those big ones over the summer. Also, cheers, guys.

Thanks having me. Clint Megan Tan. What are those little moments where you go, oh my God, that's the best. I love it when that happens. It's nice to look back and reflect on those

on a Monday when, you know, the weekend can seem so far away. My little boy slept with me last night. What a treat. Puppers away. And then in the middle of the night he went, you know that little like

Dogs do it too Have you ever heard a dog do it? Yes! When they're falling asleep in the slam and you're like live your life pooch Yeah Oh there's nothing better Because you do it as a you do it yourself And know how good it feels

I love when you hear the knock knock knock at the door And you realise it's the food you've ordered And then you're just like Sitting down on the floor and just rip open the back I'm like oh Do you make the Uber driver come all the way up to your door? I do. every time. Leave on my doorstep, please.

That's got an electric gate and everything. We're going to leave it on the footpath outside. I always go out and meet the guy. Oh, no, I'm never closed. If I've ordered Uber, it means I've got no clothes on. Are you a nudist? No, just like no pants or something. Always go out and get it.

She's always winning the point. Always. And I got Burgerfield yesterday, as I said, pub was away. And the guy dropped it off and I thought I'd waited long enough for him to be out of the property. And then I opened the door and I hear this, thank you. And I look up and I had no pants on. It was covering my lap. but, though, and I said, thanks mate.

And then, he was like, I don't want a cheese bag. I was like, mum's having two. So you've got no pants on with your son? Yeah, it's a long t-shirt. Oh, okay. Also, he came out of there. Like, he's familiar with the area. My favourite thing. I had it, I had an elective to Zerian.

He came out of there, at least he was supposed to. He didn't want to, but in the end. I was too scared. Anyway, continue, Dave. Keeping on the food theme. Fish and chips. on the beach. Yum!

We had it on Saturday night. It's the best. Like, it's such a Kiwi thing. But there's like a nice sunny evening. Like, everybody's having fun in the water. You're just sitting out looking and the fish. Isn't it a bit mean to the fish, though, that you're returning to the scene of the crime?

Yeah. I mean, it's a warning to the fish being like, this could be you if you're not careful. Like, it's a bit messed up when you think about it. Yeah, it is a little bit. It's like, well, there's no humid equivalent because we're not cannibals, but it is we. Anyway, I agree.

It's like eating a human in front of another camera. At a cemetery or something. I love going to a new place for the first time. And it's a bit of a gamble because you've got the kids in the car. You've dedicated your Saturday afternoon to going to this place. And you get there and it's awesome. You're like, oh my God. When you didn't know it existed and someone's just told you about a place and you go there

and you're like, oh my God, we're going to end up living here every weekend. It's the same as a good restaurant near your house. When you're like somewhere a new opens up and you're like, please be good, please be good. And then you try it. it's like, delicious. I think I've clocked it with this next one.

Okay. The best feeling in the world. When you go for a walk or a drive on Christmas morning and you drive past kids riding the bike that they just got for Christmas. Oh, that's sick. Especially if they're learning to ride it

and Dad's kind of running behind them. You see the dad behind them and it's like 8 AM on Christmas morning they've obviously been up for like seven hours probably and you're just seeing them playing with the toys. Even if it's not a bike, maybe they're playing with like a skateboard or a drone that they've got, Just love seeing, I go for a walk every Christmas morning

around the neighbourhood just to see the kids out. I love that. There's no better feeling. All my food related really when I think about it. Christmas lunch. Or when you have been away for a really long time and the whole trip home you're just thinking, just want to get to my house, just want to get to my chair.

And then it's like you finally get home or it's a taxi or whatever and you open the front door and the familiar smell of home just hits in, you drop your bags and you're like, it's a bit musty, because it's been shut up for a while. Yeah, but that's okay because you're home and your safe place. And getting into your own bed after a holiday. Oh my God, just kicking your legs around in the sheet.

It's like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Four more weeks? I'm so excited for Christmas. Now, the thing is, when you say, once it's two weeks, start saying it, but four weeks sounds like a mile away. Four weeks are six? Isn't it only like three more Mondays now? Shut up.

After today, it's three Mondays, yeah. Yeah, well, that seems closer. It's only, we're basing this off the fact that most people will probably be knocking off on the 19th, unless you're someone that might do that Monday. Tuesday in the lead up to Christmas. But that's a good week to work, I reckon. Cup boy day. Yeah.

What about the head massage I gave you this morning? Was that a good feeling? I had a headache this. I've had a headache all morning. But I only got a headache. And Ash came over and she gave me like this, just head massage. I was looking at, I kept trying to gesture to her to like wet willy you because it was like the perfect time.

I would never do it. I would never ruin the sanctity of a head massage because that's my number one thing. It's like when you go to get a hair, oh my gosh, this is another one. You go to get a blow away for a haircut and they put. They put you in the basin. Oh. And when they do the shed, the condition, they get into the base of your neck and all the hands.

Clint is looking at me like he's about to. I sometimes make a noise. And voluntarily I'll be like, oh, no. You can't make the noise. Keep a go. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. I have the most beautiful street that I live on, filled with beautiful people, great families.

It's lovely. And yesterday we had to meet a street party. Are you still in that annoying group, chat though? Yeah, no, I've come around on the group chat. Because at first I was like, oh, this is just going to be admin. But now I'm like, love it. Is it like the neighbourhood group chat? So they'll be like, why is the helicopter buzzing over?

Do anyone know? Yeah, whose car is this? Yeah. Oh my God, that's so annoying. It's because we live near Eden Park. So people are legally park. Anyway, yesterday we had a grand old time. Kids came out at Secret Santa.

It was so lovely. And everyone's on the group chat afterwards. Like, thanks for a great morning, Tim. I was like, yes, yes. And then someone said, we're off to A&E. And I was like, oh, no, one of the kids has hurt themselves. in the last hour. Turns out her 16-year-old son,

rugby tackled his mate the night before and dislocated his jaw. And they're like, yeah, we're pretty sure he's dislocated his jaw. So 24 hours later, off to hospital. Which is such a teenage boy thing to do, right? Like, no, I'm fine, now I'm fine, now I'm fine, now I'm fine. Oh, we're more like, no, I'm fine, no, I'm fine, no, fine. And then off to A&A.

So I don't know how long they were there. I imagine on a Sunday night. It was probably a long night. But this often happens where we injure ourselves Or someone injures themselves Like I broke my arm at church And I didn't want to go to the hospital So I just kind of held my arm for a day

And eventually mum was like What is going on? Is your arm so I said, yeah, I fell off the monkey bars And we went to the hospital and I'd snapped it Oh really? And was it super painful? It was horrible and I wanted to throw up Because if you've ever broken a bone

You know that it makes you really nauseous Yeah, yeah And I just kind of stood there and held it And eventually And then my dad, because my dad It's Lebanese, very dramatic. When he came to the hospital was freaking out so much

they had to sedate him. It's weird. It's weird how pain can make you nauseous? One of my mates has two twin girls and they want to get their ears pierced. And so one of them's getting her ears done first and then literally seeing the needle go and the twin sister saw her

this vomited all over her dad just had the same thing and then fainted. So she vomited and fainted. And then the mum's getting all nauseous. So the dad, my mate, Nick, he's covered in vomit. One of the girls crying, because she's got her ears bit. She doesn't want to get the other one done because they didn't do them at the same. The other one's still, like, passed out.

We should have done that as the phoner. It was a nightmare. When did someone else hurt themselves and you're the one that ended up, it's like men watching their, well, there's videos of men watching their partners give birth. They're like, well, that's the most painful thing that a woman could ever endure, and the guy just goes, you just passes out. And the midwives are always so chill about it. They're like, okay, dad.

It's gone down. Can we just get a nursing? I know. He's getting all the oxygen and whatever, making it all about him. That's why I didn't go down the business end when Hannah was giving birth, because I was just like, I don't want to. I was too curious. I had to.

That's pretty amazing. I had to. I was like, what is going on down there? Anyway, what we are talking about is how long you just chilled with an injury before getting it looked at or a sickness or... Good funer, I think, for farmers. Yes. I reckon you guys are like, ah, she'll be right. I'll just finish milking the next 300.

and then I'll probably sort it out once I've tidied up the shed and stuff Or did you not even go to the doctor You just did a home fix Yeah and that turns out Speaking of the jaw thing I remember I had a seized jaw When I was like maybe 50

I just yawned and it wouldn't close My mouth didn't close my mouth With a nightmare That's a thing clip I would drive straight to Dan's house I would have to see it Just to get a video Yeah go away

Go away Your mouth could get old dry It was horrible It was fine the next morning But man it was like a scary thing to have What are you doing to get locked jaw? I yawned. It was just like a big yawn.

That's enough. Someone's text through, my brother ran on a fractured fort for a whole summer because he didn't want mum to pull him out of basketball. Obviously it got worse over time until mum and his coach noticed he was running with. That's the weird stuff kids do because they're like, no, it'd be fine, now to be fine. And the last thing a kid wants to do is go to the doctor, so they'll make any excuse to... I'll miss out on basketball. Oh, Jacinta.

Morning? What happened to you? How long did you leave the injury? Four weeks? And what did you do to yourself? So I broke the bone that runs up to my pinky toe. Ouch. Did you know it was broken and you're like it'll just come right or you just had no idea?

I had no idea. So I felt it pop when I'd done it and I just thought like maybe I'd sprained my ankle or something and my foot was really like inflamed and swollen and didn't think anything of it until something occurred four weeks later and I had to get an x-ray and yeah at the hospital like oh you've actually got a broken bone Oh my gosh

We need to get Emma off who test in saying she had a vigorous massage And they dislocated her jaw Oh my God Nightmare That's a stupegare All right All right hundred edge How long did you put up with the injury

Before finally seeing a doctor Yeah God they're coming through thick and fast now You guys are so hardcore The Clint Meg and Dan Maria, I see your text with her farmer who fell off his motorbike, broke his collarbone, waited five days to see the doctor. He turned around and threw him in a sling and said, you've got to keep this on for two weeks. She said, as soon as he got home, he threw the sling off and went straight back out onto the farm.

They are a different breed of human. I guess what can you do if you're a farmer? Cows need to be milked. True that. No one else is going to be doing it. Jack joins us at No 800 at the edge. Morning, Jack? Morning.

What was the injury and how long did you leave it? So before Dad went to milk with cows, when I was on the farm, I took my life Oh no And I flipped it on top of my leg down in one of the gullies And, yeah, ended up doing a spiral fracture, snapped it both ways Going down, your tibia, down your foreleg there And left it for about 24 hours until mum said, no, that's enough, you need to go to hospital So, yeah.

Well, I'm just paraphrasing here, but your phone broke up when you were explaining it. You rolled your bike onto your leg, is that right? Yeah, yeah. And so do they put you in full cast? Yeah, I was in a cast from my toe to my groin for about 10 weeks. And you had to 24 hours, you were just... It'll come right. Oh, God, that's horrible.

I'll walk it off. That's incredible. And you know, the mess up thing is I remember when I was a kid, a car drove past the road as I was trapped under the motorbike and they sort of left me there. I remember them looking at me on the side of the road. I hope they all got gastro and was shedding blood that night. Whoa, wow.

You know we have like low-level revenge? That's high. Now, Shana, I'd imagine you'd go straight to A&E after this injury. Good morning. Yeah, so one great day, I was opening a bag of chicken nuggets with a knife. and I just cut the tip of my finger off instead of the bag and I didn't want to leave the party so I just bandaged it up quite a bit

so I couldn't see any blood and then dealt with it the next day. What did you do with the rest of the finger? Oh, it was like hanging on the side. Hang up on her. She flaps it back and then sell it takes it around the top. Let's go to Mel. Can we go to Mel, please? Morning Mal and Toranga.

Morning, darling. You're in a car accident? What happened? Yeah, so I got taken to, like, a really small town hospital. They andaged me up a bit, sent me home with sprains and all sorts. And then about 10 days later, I was like, something's still not right. Mum took me to the doctor, and the windscreens in cars are designed to shatter. Yeah.

And there were pieces of windscreen glass, like, embedded into my neck. And so my doctor had to cut it open and, like, digger. out all these pieces of glass. Wow. Oh, you're so lucky that you're alive. Yeah, yeah. It didn't hit anything. But he gave me a local anaesthetic, so I couldn't feel anything.

But he was using tweezers right under my ear. And my mum sitting there going, oh, that doesn't sound very good. You're telling me it's right in my ear. Oh, your crunchy sound. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Murthy. Well, thanks for you, cool.

I mean, you'd know it was there, wouldn't you? Glass on your neck. It's the ones who went to the doctor for something else. And then while they were there, found out, like Doug was saying, they were like, you've had type 2 diabetes for a year. We're surprised you haven't had a heart attack. I have a friend who found a lump in her breast, so she went to get a mammogram, and they were like,

oh, that lump's absolutely fine. They found a pre-cancer in her, it was actually cancer in her other breast from a lump. She hadn't even found. And they were like, you wouldn't have noticed this for a year if you hadn't come in for something else. I think the listen here from all these calls and that is just go to the doctor.

Yes. Yes, the key, eh? We've got such a good, we're so lucky to have such a good healthcare system here. Wonderful nurses and doctors, take advantage of it. Yeah. Get your bloods done.

Under resourced, for sure, under resourced, but... A lot of parents texting through it. In case you need to feel better at being a parent, there's a lot of parents texting through to say their kids, they told their kids they were fine, and it turns out that broken apartment. You're fine.

You're fine. You're fine. That ribool heel itself. Our bone poking out We'll go back in We'll push it in Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh

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I have a podcast called Hopeless Romantics Where I Deep dive films TV shows About love I speak to people About love and romance

Both boys in the studio I've done it And did a bloody good job But my favourite part of the year in this podcast land is when the Christmas movies drop because I love them. Yes, I love your classics. Actually, we could do a quick turn of the room to find out everyone's favourite Christmas film.

It's a toss-up between holiday and love actually. Oh, Home alone. Home alone is a great one. One and two. I'm going to say mine is also the holiday and also maybe if we can count. You've got mail as a Christmas film. It happens at Christmas.

But I want to talk about a subset of Christmas films and they are the straight to Netflix Christmas films. Back in the day, these like Hallmark movies, like really, really low budget, mostly filmed in Canada where it's cheaper. But Netflix have kind of started doing these like hybrids. So it feels big budget. There's a bit more budget behind it,

but it's still not quite an A-grade rom-com. So Lindsay Lohan's done a couple and we love them. Did we watch Cordover Street, eh, a couple of years ago? Did we watch the Jonas Brothers one? That's going to be on the podcast next week, a very Jonas Christmas film. Is that out now? It is out now at Disney Plus.

The one I've kicked off the season with is called A Merry Little Exmus. It stars Alicia Silverstone, of course, Cher from Clueless. Her sassy best friend is played by Sabrina the Teenage Witch, aka Melissa Joan Hart. I thought she was dead. What? I thought she died for some reason. Sabrina or she? No, Sabrina.

Both very much alive. She runs a production company with her mum called Heartbreak Productions, H-A-R-T. So the premise of this is Alicia Silverstone plays a newly divorced. woman in a small town called Starlight. Gorgeous. And this is the first Christmas where they're doing it. They're consciously uncoupled, but he's bringing his new girlfriend, played by Jamila, Jamil. Doesn't it reek of coming up with a name before the movie? Does.

So that's a good name. X-Mess. Oh, and then you've got something to do with your ex and Christmas stuff. I love Christmas. The lights, family time. It's awesome. But this year, Christmas might look a little different. Divorce does not mean that we are not still a lot. a team.

Yeah. Legally, it kind of does. This is our first Christmas apart, but we're still going to spend it together as a family. Practicing total honesty. Dad didn't tell you? He's dating someone. Oh, no. Every Christmas trailer ever right.

It's strange. Wait, you're telling me mom's not coming for Christmas? It's going to be a different Christmas this year. It's always the same. Well, if you have seen it, and I know a lot of people have, because I may. mentioned it on my socials and like 300 people wrote back and they're like, I loved it. Text the word, Ash, A, S-H to 33-4-3. You'll get a link to my podcast, which is just a bit of fun.

What we do is we're doing all of them all Christmas and we've got a rating system, 10 things that every good C-grade Christmas feel needs to have. Yeah, so it's usually like a family issue. Yes. Or on the other side of the coin, Santa's had an existential crisis and he has, you know, he's having to find his way back to the North Pole or whatever. So we've got things like, does it feature a small town with the Christmas name, this is called Starlight. Is there

a 90s star making a comeback? Christmas magic, Christmas decor, holiday food, things like that. How much do we want the lead characters to bang? It's my own very specific matrix. But it's, I think bang on, because I'm like, oh yeah, that is another thing that they all have. Yeah, and if it's too good, it gets a point off. Yeah. It needs to be a bit cringy. You know what I mean? So the next time we're doing a champagne problem that you would have seen on Netflix and

everyone's saying that it's a legitimately good show. Like Nixon from my FM text me at like Sunday morning. first thing is like, boo, have you seen champagne problems? So Ash to 334-3, if you want to get around it, are we doing them all month? You can let them be a little bit cheesier when they're a Christmas movie, eh? There's some sort of reason why. Yeah, it just gets away with it. Yeah, they can get away with it.

Totally. All right, Ash to 33-443 if you want the list. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast that is. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.