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Episode Date: March 15, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan return on a Monday, celebrating Liam Lawson’s seventh-place China Grand Prix finish and debating F1 results. They preview show giveaways including EZ Money and their Swedish correspondent Sven covering the Oscars. Meg recaps an A&P show where her chutney, plum sauce, cookies, relish and art entries fail to place, including a disqualification. The team plays a “more or less” teeth quiz and discusses a study linking phone use on the toilet to hemorrhoids. They interview @karlydriftwood, a viral Nashville strip-club door girl, then open the floor on big-boob problems after Clint’s wife buys “minimizer” bras. A caller’s long-distance breakup stalls due to being ghosted, and listeners share “try hard” stories. Clint realizes many duty-free boomerangs are ornamental when his won’t return. 00:00 Show Returns Monday02:12 Throwback Song Debate05:58 Meg A&P Show Results10:33 First Call of the Day14:00 More Or Less - Teeth17:02 Phone Toilet Study20:06 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA25:16 EZ Money Game27:35 Minimizer Bra Debate35:35 Katrina Breakup Update40:47 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA44:42 What Does Meg Mean?47:26 Sayings That Should Exist51:15 EZ Money54:14 Sven at the Oscars01:00:30 Try Hards Confessions01:05:31 Duty Free Boomerang Scam

This is a podcast from Rover. That's right. The show you know is back with a bang. Ugh, not like that. It's the edge breakfast. Clemming a Dan, 942. Two to eight, start newly on a Monday. Welcome.

Congrats to Liam. I didn't realize it just hit that in news. Yeah, 7th in the China Grand Prix over the weekend. Oh, what a result. I think it is his best result in Formula 1. Great in that car. How good then, Meg. Dan, Liam Lawson's greatest fan, is wearing his Ferrari hat to celebrate.

I've always said that Liam Lawson is my second favourite Formula One drive after Lewis. So Lewis came third. Lewis came third. Lewis is still king to you. So who came first and second then if Lewis came third? The Mercedes. Both one and two. Kimmy Antonelli and George Russell.

Oh gosh, I don't recognise those names at all. Yeah. So those aren't the big wings, are they? George Russell's a bit boring. They're not the big wing. He was second to Lewis Hamilton and then Lewis left and now George's the big dog. Where's Charles and the other one? Charles was, I think Charles was 4th.

Okay. And the other one? Who's the other one? The other one, he was out. He retired. He retired. He's only like 20-something. God, you guys.

That's crazy. I mean, he's got a lot of money, I suppose. Clint, are you wearing the one from cars because it says the piston cup? Yeah, Rossi. Yeah, cool, cool. So yours is from the Disney movie. Yeah, I'm wearing a, like a racing shirt. I love it.

It really shows our maturity levels, doesn't it? Like Liam Orson, Clint likes. Yeah. The Piston Cup. I really like that. Thank you. I have to get that one. Yeah.

It's very cool. All right. How are you coming up on the show this morning? I've got the regular giveaways, 10,000 bucks on the line at 7 and 8 every morning. This is the week, it goes. This is the week. It has to be, right? And also, Spend, if you know him, our Swedish.

Yeah, Swedish, right? Yeah, Swedish correspondent. Yeah, roaming reporter. He's going to be on the red carpet for the Oscars. The Oscars today, midday, New Zealand time. I hope he doesn't drop the ball because we got him at 8 a.m. Ooh, that's just, he's never been prime time before, guys. I don't know if I trust him.

I never trust him, Dan. He doesn't trust you either, though, Meg. Yeah, to me, he makes that clear. And I don't know why it would matter whether he trusts me or not. I just don't think he likes women. Yeah. Bit of a misogynist, yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, oh my gosh. Quinn, Megan Dan, about to jump into your 6am throwback. Us versus the playlist. You weirdly were talking about this band. Why, last week, Offspring? I said that I said that I said. sounded like it when we put me through AI. Is that what it was?

We're trying to see if AI could make you an incredible singer. That's right. And I thought I sounded a bit like him. And it did make you sound better, I thought. Oh, I really liked this song. Yeah, it's going to be hard to beat. What are you throwing out this morning, Dan? Well, there's actually not many options. I mean, on this day in 2015, Sam Smith stopped Madonna from topping the UK chart

with her 12th number one. and his album, the lonely hour, went to number one. We kind of went off, Sam, eh, after they were very mean to Dan? Yeah, well, no, they weren't mean. They weren't mean. They hung up on me in an interview. I wouldn't say they were mean, though. But also, if you're going to wear arseless chaps in a music video that's just come out weeks before you start doing a PR run,

and then Dan wears arsless chaps in the interview. That's just what I wear, though. And you can't find the funny in that. Yeah. Well, then you're not my person. Well, the thing is, I don't we've really spoken about it before, but Sam Smith, I did, it was the first interview I did in this job. It was like the big thing they were like,

Dan, you do the first big interview. And one of the questions, it was when, it was right in the middle of the big argument between Harry and Prince William. And they had that big bust up and it was in the book and stuff. And I know that Sam Smith is friends with Harry. And so I asked him at the end. of the interview, whose team are you on? Team William or Team Harry.

If he's friends with Harry. And they hung up. It didn't even answer the thing. They just hung up. And then they emailed KCR boss at the time and said, you're not allowed to play the interview. None of it. Just because of that? Not even just take out the question at the end before he hangs up. None of it can play.

And they said that I was vulgar. The words they used were I was vulgar. I got you to read some lyrics to change his song out because they said that the song lyrics were the PC version. So I wrote Volga version. and they didn't like that. Yeah. I'm sexy, I'm free and I feel.

And then weeks later, they released the song called Voga. Maybe it was on his mind. Maybe it was a compliment, I'm unsure. I've got some suggestions possibly for songs. Since it's Oscars Day, we could do the winner of Best Movie Soundtrap from Throwback back in the day.

Let it go, Frozen, Skyfall, Adele, lose yourself eight miles. These of all won. My heart will go on from Titanic. Yeah. Shallow one as well Oh Shallow was a great song Lady Gaga from the movie

What was that? Sarah's Born Great, great movie In fact that blew me away that movie I went and saw it At the movies And it was so, you'd love it me Really?

You'd love it, it's a bit of a tear joker at the end Yeah But man you would It's your type of movie Bit of me Yeah Okay well I think based on where we've gone We've covered a fair bit of ground

You either go Denny Levado and let it go Or offspring Pretty Fly for a white guy I don't think you can beat the offspring Okay, that's kind of where I was later. So, we ran all over the place just to come back to the start. Yeah, sorry about that.

That was good. Now we know we've made the right call. I think that's the show, really. We run all over the place and come back to the start. More like a plug. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. That is your 6am throwback. Does he say, at least you can always call on Ricky Lake.

Maybe have a look. Yeah, I think it is. Ricky Lake, who was probably a big celebrity at the time. Yeah, she had a talk show. It was kind of like Jerry Springer, but not as violent. At least that you'll know you can always go on Ricky Lake. Oh, okay. All right, time for a little coffee catch-up, see what's been going on in each other's lives.

And Meg had quite the unique weekend. Big weekend. Oh, not unique for me, Clint, maybe for you, but big weekends. This is every weekend for Meg. Yeah, we had this big AMP show. If you don't know what that is, I don't know what it even stands for. It's like a country show, like very nostalgic. Country Fair.

Country Fair, New Zealand's sort of vibe. Is it like animals, Easter, like parade type rides and stuff? Yeah, yeah, there was a tractor parade. So they're like, that's that. Was there wood chopping? Yeah, wood chopping. The pumpkins went on auction, and then you could enter in some things to win prizes. You didn't bid on the pumpkins this year, did you?

I was not allowed to bid on the pumpkins. No, I've been banned from that. But I did look at them. Right. Did you go around, though, telling me people who were bidding? did you know you can't eat him I know you can't make that into a big pumpkin soup because I tried it was like

obviously obviously well I've just heard some people didn't know last year But then in Meg's defence why are people then buying a massive pumpkin What's the point? I thought that too I mean I'm guessing they use them

maybe photography I thought for a second Wouldn't be better rather than bidding on it I'd like to guess the weight and then if you win you win you win half the pot or something Yeah that might be a good idea So you entered a few awards, me. I did, yes.

I've got a list here. So it was best chutney, best plum sauce, best cookies, best relish, and best watercolour. She's been busy, Clinton. Wow, you definitely cast the far and wide to win something. Yeah. So let's start with best chutney. What was your place in? It's a long one.

Yeah, it didn't place. Didn't place on that one. Okay, so you don't know whether you got five. Because they only give you prizes for first and third. Could have got fourth? There were a few highly commended. No, so it didn't place. So it didn't place.

Okay. So the chuckdown. Best plum sauce. Didn't place. Brilliant. Surprising. How many plum sauces were there? That seems real niche.

About six. Okay. Of course. They didn't place you in the six. My goodness. This cookie. Best cookies? Yeah.

We eat those? Yes, you said you need to take two bites. Yeah. They took one. Didn't place. Oh, they needed to. Because otherwise, you couldn't get to the middle without. You couldn't get to the jam.

They didn't get any jam. How many were in that one out of interest? There was a lot in that one, to be fair. That was a tough. competition, the cookies are the type of... Best relish. Always relish, right. I could have chosen as short.

Too late. Didn't play. All right. Peggy won that for second and third. But wait. Peggy got all three. For one relish? She's three.

Peggy got all three. Jesus, Pea. Leave something for something else. Three different relishes. Three different relishes. Peggy won. Wow, she needs to start her own relish. But the good thing is Clint,

Peggy wasn't in the best watercolor painting. No, she wasn't born. Didn't place. All right. Okay. How many were in that one out of interest? Three. Oh.

What? What? You didn't place and there was three? Was there like a second, no, equal? That didn't even make sense? I ended up, apparently I wrote the wrong number down, so they disqualified me. Brilliant.

And they judged it on a charcoal sketch, which I also didn't place for. Well, they judged it for charcoal when you did watercol. Oh, they're like, classic me. She's trying to cheat the system here. She's lost chutney, cookies, plum sauce and relish. Now she's trying to get a watercolour. So what you're telling me is that I could have entered.

Yeah. And I would have got third and beaten you. Yes. You could have 100% because I entered and wrote the wrong number down. And so they were like, oh, it's a charcoal sketch. Imagine, Clint. Clint, you got a shout on a canvas and smeared it over and you would have beaten it. It would have been to me.

No, it would have to be disqualified. You have to do it out of charcoal. Oh, true. Yeah. Not a great winning weekend for Mick. Oh, me. Well, at least, you know, did you have fun while you did it. I did, I'm still going for that.

Sash next year, boys. I'll get that off Piggy. Yeah. I reckon need to push Peggy down the stairs or something. Yeah, well, a couple of years there. It'll be five. Oh, yeah, she's old. What did the winner for third place get?

$3, Clint. So I'm just on it. I'll pass the hat around. I know I've got $1.80 in my wallet. So if we can scratch together another dollar 20 and change, we could give me your own, what are you got, Neps? Oh, sorry, I'm poor, bro, I've got nothing. So if I $1.80 is all I can offer you.

Yeah, no, I haven't got enough money for any of this pity. I'll just be nice to you for the day. How does that sound? Oh, that's better than money anyway, if that's true. I don't think you'll last. Shut up, yeah. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh goal!

Time for first call of the day. I'm going to change it up because our first call of the day is the first, some they've ever called. Oh, stranger. First time. Sarah, what got you out of the woodwork this morning? Morning. I'm on my first day of placement, so got up bright and early, but you're the traffic.

How exciting. So you're on your first day. I'd be nervous. I'd be too nervous to call the radio station. Good on you. I know. Well, I thought I was like, you know what? May as well.

So your placement is a nurse. I'd say the most people we get calling on first time call her a nurse's, eh? because they're up at silly times. When you say placement, what does that mean? Does that mean you're in a certain part of the hospital or? Oh, I'm studying to be a nurse. I'm in my final year. Okay.

So now you're finally doing something like hands-on and getting into it. So where are you situated this morning? I can't say specifically. Oh, sorry. Yeah, Meg. But let's just say in North Shore Hospital. Oh, okay. Well, that's my specific.

Yeah. Okay. You don't get paid for placement. day? No, we don't. Yeah. I gave birth at North Shore twice, boys. It's a great hospital. Great hospital. Yeah, you're in great hands. Yeah, isn't they?

Do you know what you're going to be doing today? Is it a bit of like a free-for-all, like you'll just find out when you get there? No, I guess I'll just find out when I get there. Oh, wow. Yeah. Good thing about North Shore Hospital. Oh, so that's what I was meaning, Clint. Wow, that's really cool that you just don't know. Yeah, it could be, I mean, hopefully you're doing all, because it's your placement, they give you, like, they get you to do all the fun, cool stuff because they don't want to give you. you, anything that's going to deter you after all your years of study and you go, oh my God,

what am I heading into? What's the best thing about being a nurse? And what's the worst thing, Sarah? What's the best thing and the worst thing about being in Earth? Oh, I think the best thing is just going to be, there's so many opportunities, so many avenues to go down. That's true. What are you hoping they don't dish up for you today then as a job?

Oh, I don't know. Lots of study. Yeah, no more book stuff. Have you brought a packed lunch Because North Shore Hospital has really got some good eateries around there I actually do I've meal prepped for the whole week Really?

Really? Yeah I'm come prepared God you are good Alright so you meal prepped are ready for Friday Hopefully no seafood Yeah that's just I know How exciting We're going every step of the way with you Sarah

Good luck on your placement You'll be smash it And you'll be a full qualified nurse in no time Yeah you'll be making millions You'll be mending us one day, maybe. Hope so. All right, well you hold there and we'll get a voucher out so you so you can go spend that one in store at Z. Normally we're talking about how you can go buy coffees or you can buy chicken noodle salads and things,

but you sound sort of for that, so maybe just put it towards some fuel. Yeah. Cool, thank you so much. I appreciate it heaps. Thanks, Dave. Oh, thanks, Sarah. And the good thing is there's a Zed right next to North Shore Hospital. Is that the one that they should?

No, that's the other one across the road. That's a different one. Yeah. Don't go to that one. I destroyed it. Yeah, that was after I gave birth and I had a fecal impact. It doesn't matter.

Oh my God. Yeah, she didn't quite make it to the top of it. People at that service station still talk about that day. I don't think they know. The worst day of my work life. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Time for more or less.

Different topic every day. We just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. If we get a perfect score, you win. Yes, I'll make them themed from what tomorrow onwards do they make. But I like them random sometimes. How musty movie, they will kill you.

Who will be the offering tonight only in cinemas? March 26th. Well, that's that, now is that a horror? Sounds a bit scary, don't you know? And because that is the musty movie, I have done teeth. It's a horror, action, comedy. Oh, they've covered a lot of bases there. Wow, I like that.

Something for everybody then. Okay, more or less, how many teeth does the animal have? Dolphin or orc a whale, which one is more teeth? Hmm. Interesting, because if you've seen a dolphin's mouth, They've got a lot of little teeth. Yeah, whereas an orca, much bigger teeth, so less, they've got a bigger mouth too, though.

I'd still say an orca's probably got more. Oh, I would have leaned towards dolphin. Let's go dolphin. Correct, Clay. Well done. Woo-hoo. Okay, what about a koala or a snail? Oh, now this is a trick question.

Fiel's trick. Although, if we said snail, when she said, no, they don't have teeth. We're going to look like idiots. I'm pretty sure that they excrete stuff out. And then like, or is that a bacteria? Hmm. Okay, I feel like it's silly to go against koala

when they just sit there chewing on eucalyptus all day. Let's go koala. Yeah, no, it's a snail. Oh, it could all be. 14,000 apparently, of them. See, it was either that or none. Really? 14,000, 10.

Yeah, yeah, little snail teeth. Okay, well, then, a crocodile or the rainbow sea slug. Well, if the rainbow sea slug is anything like normal snails. Let's go to sea slug. You boys have learned, yes, this is. These, like a 700,000 teeth apparently. Oh! Apparently it's just...

How? How? How big is the snail? It's tiny. Nah, there's no way. Someone's making that out. And final one, this morning, boys, possum or a mosquito? Oh, now a mosquito sucks, doesn't it? Like, they suck through their thing.

Which is more teeth? Possum or a mosquito? I'd say a possum would be on par with a cat in terms of teeth. Yeah, and I don't know. If this is the trick one we thought, The snail where the mosquito has no teeth. Let's, should we go, should we go mosquito?

Has more? Yeah. Unless? More. Of course it doesn't. No, that's incorrect. We had locked it in. That's what I said.

It's got no teeth. Possum is 50 teeth. 50 teeth. Again, so mosquito that has none. No, it's 47. Oh, really? Yeah. Don't say you don't know anything on this show because you do.

Now you know. Yeah, when you go to your next quiz night. Well, we get three from five. Not bad. That's pretty good for you boys. It's a pass. Who knew snails had? so many teeth. That's what I've learned today.

700,000 though, from this, like, I reckon someone's having a laugh there. I stood on one on the weekend. They've changed their Wikipedia, pardon? I stood on a snail on the weekend. No teeth squirted out when I stood on it. I will say that. Accident? Or deliberate? Let's say accident, Clinton. Okay.

That's horrid. Clint, Megan Dan. It's time to get naughty at 640. We cover off all the big studies on this show, all the big medical studies, so you don't have to. And there's another the study that's just been released today, or actually a couple of days ago, studying people

that use their phones on the toilet. Right. And it says that 46% of people that use their phones on the toilet are at high risk of developing hemorrhoids. Oh, because you're sitting there? Yeah, because you're sitting there for too long. And apparently, if you're doing that for too long, apparently it can be detrimental to your... My husband's not awake, which is a shame, because this relates to him.

Why do you guys need to sit on the toilet for so long? I don't understand why it takes so long. In and out, get it done. My thing is, I never used to, but now I've got a kid. It's like your time. It's your time. It's the only time during the day where you get a little bit of time to yourself just to have a little bit of a scroll.

Has George not figured out how to open the door yet? No, no, he's not tall enough. Right, yeah, yeah. You actually, you know what, Dan, you enjoy before he does. Now I'll shut the door and lock it. Yeah. And then the kids will want to get in. They'll bang, bang, bang.

and they'll realize it's locked. And we've got one of those locks that if you get a butter knife, which is what the kids end up doing, they put a butter knife in it and then twist it or like a screwdriver, it unlocks it from the outside. And then they'll come in anyway

with a butter knife in their hand. Or you're on the toilet. And I'm like, can I just have it like 25 minutes of peace? 25 minutes, that's why, bloody ow. You're going to get hemorrhoids. You're like starving to death. We used to have it at breakfast.

It's two in the afternoon. It says people are 46% higher of getting hemorrhoids If they're on the toilet for 10 minutes or longer So 25 minutes. It's like 100% chance. Where are on? Okay, show of hands, or maybe you could vocalise it. It probably works better in radio.

Lads, how many are doing a session of 10 minutes or more? Oh, easily. I'd do a couple of those a day. What is that way? I, yeah. I think 15 minutes max for me. I could get away. That's what I mean, 10 minutes or more.

10 minutes, I think is like an average time. Yeah, I'm like 10 minutes as well, get through a good few TikToks and then carry on. You don't even have kids. You don't have an excuse me. Why do you? Why? I just hide from cow. Yeah, I true.

Why? No. No, no, no, no, no. Maybe four minutes max. Yeah, the outcome of the study is they're saying that you need to spend five minutes max on the toilet. Yeah, but I'm spending longer as well now because after, because with the bidet, after I do the spray, I've got like an air setting, an air dryer. It takes longer than wiping to dry, but it does.

feel that's so much better. You just let it just bo-o-to just gently warms your cheeks. So I'll spend a little bit longer because, I don't know, it's my time. Don't your feet go numb? Sometimes.

You haven't done that when you stand up and you're like, Jesus, you think you're going to fall over. I do need to come over and use it because you do sell it like it's an amazing experience. Yeah, I don't know. We'd have just come over for that, but. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Carly is a She works at a strip club And she's going viral online at the moment Because she is filming her interactions With men walking into the club Trying to give IDs Go on for free, cheat the system You can text AMA to 33443

If you want to see her page But this is kind of what she does I'm a made a man I could tell this is a really bad fake ID You said what? I lost it You know what I lost? My patience

You're doing our IDs back here anyway I'm saying You know what? You're really not that special for us to care about your info like that. Oh, she's sassy. You got her, I think. When you're dealing with some of the worst people at the most stupid, it's a clock, like three, four in the morning. Yeah, absolutely.

And they're just trying to be silly and stuff. And she's just trying to do her job. So we thought we'd get an AMA with her. Ask me anything. Kick it off, Carly. How long have you been working at the strip club and trying to figure out what is it that we call you? Is it a door girl?

Yeah, so I actually danced when I was younger from like 18 to 21 and I'm 31 now. But then I moved to Nashville and I moved here to do music and then I was like, I don't want someone to like see my like ass and then be like, oh like I'm playing on stage the next day. Like that's like awkward. Yeah, because you're right. I've never seen Lady Gaga's. Yeah. You know what? Yeah.

It's a good. But it's different in every state. It was just like a bra or. like pasties and like underwear. So really like you could see that on the beach these days. Here it's like fully nude. So what is a door girl for people that don't know? You've got a bouncer with you or are you the bouncer?

So I do have a bouncer with me. For your last question, I've been in the industry for 13 years. So 11 years at the door and a door girl is basically security checks them and then you come in and then you pay me. I don't know why strip clubs have door girls, but they just want a girl with like cleavage sitting there, ringing me. And also, Gilder,

by the looks of your TikTok account, just doesn't take any shit. The thing is, is that people are so drunk and, like, crazy. You kind of have to be assertive. If I just sat there

and went round and round with them being like, customers always right, like they would just laugh at me and run up the stairs and sneak in. But it's like, this isn't a grocery store.

Like, this is a strip club. You know, like, it's four in the morning. I can't really be playing, like, the customer's always right. Like, you need to listen. Okay, at what point? Speaking of the 4 a.m. and stuff, at what time of the night or morning are people the most punishing? In Nashville, we have a strip called Broadway.

That's like the main strip of bars. They close at like 2.30, but we're the only place that's open still until 5 a.m. I describe it as like, it's like a mental asylum. Like, I'm imagining, like, the 1800s, like, brick asylum and all the mental patients are, like, pushing to get out. And it's finally, like, the do. door handle breaks and they're all just in their little gowns and like socks just heading my way. What's the weirdest shit you've seen after 2.30 in the morning? Like what's the thing that you think about still to this day? One of my favorite things is this guy was like claim he was like basically telling me I had to let him in free.

And his reasoning was because he's best friends with Bill Clinton. And I'm like, oh, yeah. And he's like, but he's like going off on me, like telling me like, I don't let him in for free. I'm going to wake up sorry tomorrow. Those were his exact words. I was just envisioning me, like, sleeping, and then boom, like the Secret Service coming through my front door. They left the White House.

They don't care about watching the White House. You didn't let Peter last night. Yeah. Priorities, hey. What's your, Carla, your relationship status? I'd imagine when you see the worst in men, it'd turn you off them completely, so I'd understand if you don't even swing that way anymore.

Well, yeah, I'm going to go right now, and I'm not looking. Sorry, Clint. You just can't judge it off. Like, not everyone's the same. So, you know, I think there's some good, I have great guy friends. So I know there's some good guys. I don't want to judge it off of that. But I'm just busy right now.

Says Carly, if you want to follow her page, you can just text AMA to 3343. We'll bounce it back to you over. She's got some stories, eh? She's interesting. Yeah. It's a very interesting job. and she doesn't seem to know that she even is as patient

as she comes across because I couldn't stand it. Dan would be a nightmare. Oh, shocking. Shockingly bad. I'd be so, I'd be even more rude than her. You'd be so rude. Can you imagine? Dan is a door girl in a strip club.

You'd be turned off instantly. Me as a door girl is hard to imagine. She did say, she did say there was a strip called Broadway. You said you your dream was to perform on Broadway ones. I think it's a different Broadway. Bro. Oh, wait a nice, I sniff Astoria. I'll take what I can get.

Hashtag get Dan to Broadway. I want to see the lights of Broadway. Most of them are red Dan, if I'm on it. Clint, Megan Dan. The Edge. The Edge is easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000. Morning to Bus, Stephen.

I hope you had a good weekend. Yeah, thanks, Glenn, for the update. Liam Lawson 7th in the Chinese Grand Prix. He's now tied on points with Max for Stappan in the championship. How good. Yeah, but that's like saying the Warriors are top of the table, but that's because we've only had two games. Hey, still at something, Clint.

to take it. Yeah, true. And most Warriors fans have been. I scored another 40 points in the weekend, me. Crea Warriors? Do they add up to something? No, I just mean like we put 40 points on the team that won the league last year. Yeah. So the Raiders won the league. They didn't go on to win in the playoffs for the premiership.

But a whole year of playing last year, the Raiders topped the table. We've thrashed them 40 to 6. Oh, 40, because I think, was it, Linda, we spoke to when she predicted that we were going to win 20. Yeah. So she must have unfortunately got that wrong. She is wrong. but it is our year.

It is our year, baby. All right, and hopefully it's Debbie's moment because Debbie is about to play for $10,000. Morning, Debby. How exciting. Morning, guys. Good morning. 10,000 bucks will be all yours

in the next 30 seconds if you can give Meg 10 things starting with the letter that she gives you. You can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back but no repeated answers. You good? Okay. Okay, I'm standing up, Debbie.

All right, Debs. Your letter is E. All right, E for easy money. Okay, you got this. Good luck Okay, give me a body part Elbow A singer

Inglebird humpet A famous woman Elizabeth III Something in the freezer Pass A bird that can't fly Emi Something you'd see at the hospital

Pass Ebby That'll be the first time We've had Inkelbert Humperdin Because a I know Great answer I thought I know you went

It old school with that And also Elizabeth The First was it Third Third I mean in the hospital We could have gone something as simple as an elevator. Escalator.

Yeah. Well done, Debbie. There was some solid answers, just not fast enough. Yeah, back again at 8 o'clock this morning, if you want to have a crack at it. Next on the show, my wife has gone and bought the world's worst invention. Okay, I'm excited to hear this because I don't know what it is, Clint, but I trust your wife. I didn't even know this thing existed. I'm on her team already. Actually, 100% Meg Wilming.

I knew it. Clint, Megan Dan. My wife... Let me get ready to be on Jamie's side. Okay, go on. She can buy what she wants and does whatever she... Of course. Okay, good start, Clint.

I mean, like Dan and his marriage, right? Yeah, my wife can... Oh no, no, don't you make it sound like I don't let my wife buy anything. No, she doesn't let me. Yes, so there's a difference there. And she said, especially when it comes to this kind of stuff, I actually encourage it. I encourage her to go out and buy

new little pieces when she's deciding that she wants to buy more lingerie. She said to me, I bought some lingerie. And I said to me, I bought some lingerie. And I said, oh, let's go. Like, who cares what you spend? And she goes, do you want to see it? And I go, yeah. And then she came out wearing it. And I was like, okay.

And she goes, yeah. I didn't even know this is a thing. It's the world's worst invention. She goes, it's called a minimiser. Oh my gosh, I love a minimiser. The world's best bras. It makes your boobs smaller. Ooh. The fact that you don't know what it is is so classic.

She goes, yeah, I bought like four of these. I was like, what? They're so good. You don't see me going around buying pants that, you know, make it look like I've got to... She's not wearing them at the same time because if she's wearing four of them, they'll minimise it completely.

No, she's like, oh, I love them. Look, it just like tucks them all away, and they look tiny. I'm going to text her for a recommendation. Minimizers. like flatten in the boobs, squish them down because they are a pain in the ass. Yeah, and I can imagine,

putting my woman's hat on right now. Go on. I would imagine that it can be annoying to be, to have big boobies. Especially if you also, like, you want to just wear a T-shirt, have a certain look, and you're like,

you guys always joke about how I've got food on my top. It's because I've got a shelf that literally like, it's like having a bib that goes out and it's like everything falls. Meg sometimes just uses them as a tray to put food. Yeah.

I mean, it's a nightmare. I see, so, because obviously, if we are, like, eating a pie and also in the mince falls, it just hits the carpet. You know, it's on the chair or the carpet or the, you know, it doesn't hit you. But to me, it's all boob. That's why Clint always has stains on his pants. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God, I love a bit minimiser.

They're so good. Okay, I didn't know it was a thing. My wife's going to bought four of them. So, I mean, she's happy, cool. But I was just, I didn't know. I said, I didn't know it was a problem. I didn't, I haven't. When did I?

But if I said something that's, you know, she's like, no, it's just for me. And that's cool. So maybe we can just open the floor for big boo problems. Yeah. I got 99 problems in my tits are one. Is that why they weren't doing any other word this morning? Is it the producers? Because they're whipping that one up.

We've literally had Nipia and Carl, like, distracted by something all morning. I'm guessing it's for this. In intro to make 99 problems my tits and like, you know, thumbs up, good boys. Big booed girls. How big of a problem is it? It's the biggest problem. They're the worst. Sorry, but everybody else can also have their opinion.

They're not the worst. There's other worst things in life. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know, if there's this perception that having bigger boobs is better, right? And then you go, no, no, no, it's not. If you're a big boob girl and, you know it's the worst, here's your chance to vent. Exercising, tank tops, summer, sweating, cholera. So I'm not alone in this, I know it. 3, 3, 4, 3, you can text us, big boob problems.

Do I need to get out my big bras again, put them on you guys, put a couple of watermelons down for a day? No, no, no, we did that. That was painful. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, do I make you do it again? The feeling when we took it off at the end of the day, you girls just don't even know.

My wife ended up buying four sets of bras. I didn't even know they were an invention called the Minimizer, which makes her boobs smaller. This is, um... I got 99 problems in my tits are won. This is my time to shine, guys. How long do I have? How long are you going to give me to talk about the problems?

Four minutes. Four minutes. Max. Max. Damn. Yeah, okay, we've got to get into you guys. We're talking about big brood problems. I am obviously a part of the committee, if not the president.

I had a breast reduction when I was 21, and then they were like, nope, we're growing back. So I'm... So on us texting, I had a breast reduction two years ago at age 44, life-changing neck and back issues disappeared overnight. Oh, wow. Is it that bad that can cause neck and back issues? Absolutely. Can you think about the weight that's just unbalanced? If we had them on our backs as well, maybe it would be more balanced.

Big boobs sufferer over here in caps the worst ever. Never find a top that fits. No. Shoulder in back pain. Shoulder incidents, more expensive sports bars. Horrific. Yeah, trying to find anything that fits you, your waist to your boob comparison. You know, like, you wear big baggie t-shirt.

You look much bigger than you are. You wear a tight top and suddenly you're skanky. Yeah. You know, like you can't wear little outfits without seeming like you're trying to get attention from men. But then. When you're just hot, you know, like as in physically temperature. what? Does it must be extremely uncomfortable then if you've got big boobies

and then you're wearing one of these minimisers because it's basically just squashing them in. It's better because then you just feel like you can do things. Well this one says what I wouldn't give to be in the itty-bitty-titty committee. Amen, just one day without a bright name. Mel, you're a first-time caller. This is what got you out of the blue. I am.

My girl, you're a big boob, lass like me. I run to support you, Meg, because people do think it's fantastic and it's not and you've just nailed all of it. Yeah. But you forgot how people use your bras to run around like a hat because it's that big.

I had that happened to me one time core memory when I was at university and I had a girl with Eddie Bitty Titties and she grabbed one of my bras and then showed everyone like, look how massive this would be on me and they put it on and I don't know why. I mean, how big is big? Like what are we talking?

Like what size? No, I'm just, I'm asking anyone. I just kind of, that's why I didn't say Mel or me? What do you think, Mel is the size where once you go beyond that question, that size of cup, it's like everyone goes, yep, I feel you. Beyond a double D.

Yeah, I'm going to say, from a double D out, so an E. Yeah, yeah, I would agree. E onwards. And double D is actually smaller than a lot of people think because your boobs, like there'll be people depending on your body size, double B's. And I'd imagine if you've got bigger boobs already and then

you have kids as well, then they get even bigger, right? Yes, Dan kind of stuff. Amy wants to weigh in on big boob problems. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. What happened? So I went from an A-cup five months ago, but now I'm pregnant, and I've gone up to a D. Yes, they're going to get bigger too, my girl.

My back store, and I hope they go back. Oh, they will. They'll just go lower at the same time. Oh, lucky you. Oh, they will go down, darling. They will in about a year's time. They will go down, but they'll also go down down. Do your boots hang low?

Do they wobble to her from? You can't sing that. No. Sorry, Clint. Can you not sing? You're going to say, throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier. Congratulations, Amy, anyway. That's exciting for you.

But they will go back there. I'm just in a wee while. So many people texting have boob reductions as well. I think it's just really unrelatable to a guy, especially me. But there's nothing I'd reduce on my body. Nothing. There's absolutely, you know. Dan's not buying, if they start selling pants, like minimize a pants,

what? Damn will not be killing out. some maximising umnex. You know what? Hey boys? God, in this text, I'm a double G. I'm saving for a reduction. Wow. Yeah, exciting. Exciting for you. You'll love her. You'll cry. Hey, up next, the weekend cliffhanger. We'll catch up with Katrina.

She was planning on breaking up with her boyfriend on Friday. I forget the why, but we said to, hey, let's touch both for your Monday and see how you went. I think they just sort of thought they were going separate ways with their life, hey? Yeah, I think she was like, it needs to be done. He lives overseas and they were long distance and she's like, it's over. But she said he thought he was going to be able to convince him to stay together. So we'll see how it went. Oh, and also Tracy says, Dan, do not buy a minimiser for that min-ass.

Oh no, I was meaning the other side. Anyway, we had Katrina call us on Friday and told us what she was planning on doing over the weekend and we decided to get it back on this morning because we said, we'll be your accountability friends. This was the chat we have with her Friday. Have you missed it? I'm attempting to break up with my boyfriend. Oh my God, this weekend.

Hopefully. Katrina, how long have you guys been together? Have you tried to break up with them before? 18 months-ish. Okay. Like, we've had a lot of discussions. One of the reasons why I'm not worried about the voice disguised and stuff is he's in America. Okay.

Always been a long-distance relationship. That's tricky. It's always been an issue. Yeah. With just the distance and the communication. Yes. So we had a big fight in December and then we managed to put that together, but it's, yeah. It's not working.

It's time. telling me to stop. Long distance is hard at the best of times, isn't it? Even if the relationship has got good foundations is hard. It's really hard and so we have her. Yeah, we said, right, we'll call you Monday because if you don't know we're going to keep you accountable, then you might just let it go on for another month.

Katrina, how does it feel being a single woman? Not quite. Oh, Katrina, come on. We're going to call you every bloody day until you do it. What happened? Only that's what you want. Well, I'll give a little bit of background. So the reason I want to break up with him now is just the communication's being really terrible.

Yeah. I'll send him texts. He'll leave me on red. He won't call me. Yeah. I sent him like 10 texts over the weekend. I called him like 10 times. Did not reply to a single one of them.

Did not answer my phone call. It's very hard to break up with someone when they will not talk to you. Yeah, sure. Has he beaten you to the punch almost? He sort of ghosted you out. Well, that's very hard. That's what everyone says, but then, like, he'll leave his little breadcrumb. So, he did see one text over the weekend.

He's like, you know, I love you, I miss you, I can't wait to talk to you, Nick. And then 24 hours later, still no communication. Oh, you need just text. You're going to dump him on text now and be like, well, are we allowed? If he's not going to pick up the phone. Under what circumstances are you allowed to break up someone via text? This, this is the circumstance. This is that.

If you've been trying 10 times to call and text them so you can have a conversation. I mean, are we exaggerating? Or is it actually 10 times you tried to call? No, like, every half an hour yesterday, like the times times are such that at about 3, 4 o'clock p.m. Not our time he goes to bed. But like between like 1 and 4, I call him every half an hour. Do you do any stuff on like Zoom, like any catch-ups, any kind of like adult stuff? Or not really?

No, it's all just been like WhatsApp is what we tend to use. I call them through that. Okay, Katrina, I think this is wild, but producers are getting in my asking, Do you think he would ignore our number if we called him? We're not calling them and dumping him. And then we're not breaking up with him live on air because that's probably severe it's about five. We just go, hey, we're just saying, you know,

Katrina's trying to get hold of you. She's got something important she wants to discuss with him. Oh, God, no. Well, I actually did cinema text this morning because I was like, okay, I knew you guys might call me and I was like, I have to do something. So I sent him a text this morning after him not reading a single text in one over the weekend saying, hey, look,

like I get it you don't want anything to do with me okay goodbye within five minutes he texts me back yeah what do he say he's like you know I still love you that's not what I mean I'll call you in a few hours

oh my god you need to dump this man your time is precious and he doesn't treat it with respect and you're a catch we're all invested now can we call you same time tomorrow and we'll just continue to get an update on Katrina's love life

oh gosh it's a failing love life I have to admit But one of my jokes I always used to say before I started dating him is, well, I'm a 30-something-year-old female. I have cats, so I'm okay. Yeah, you're totally fine. Will you sound lovely? Okay, Katrina, we're going to call you about tomorrow.

Best of love for the conversation that happens. Clint, I want you to load in single ladies' Beyonce for tomorrow, please. Okay, great. Writing solo, Jason Drewlo, another good one. I don't need a man. And then when she's single, we can then find her another man. Absolutely. It's a win-wear.

Or she can just be single for me. Cassandra's already seen you support Katrina saying, Dumb his ass. Dump as ass. Okay. Classic Cassandra. Yeah, we can't offer this as this service. Like, we can be your accountability friends.

For whatever it is that you're struggling to do. I don't want to break up with people though. No, remember when we used to call that trick every morning at 6am to see if she'd gone to the gym? She'd been, she'd joined a gym six months ago and had never been. We used to call it every morning. Eventually, we let her go. Yeah, but in saying that, Clint, I don't think that means we're very good at accountability

because it doesn't work. We were like, girl, just quit the gym already. Yeah, our success rate is terrible, but we'll still give it a bash. We're doing. Carly has been going viral on the internet for filming herself at her job as a door girl at a strip club over in America. You can follow her page at texting AMA to 33443.

I can't. I could tell this is a really bad fake idea. You said what? I lost it. You know what I lost? My patience. Yeah, got him. I think you definitely would very, very quickly.

Ask me anything. Carly, something I heard. I don't know if it's the same across all of America, but definitely not here. Is the strip club that you work at? Is it B-Y-O alcohol? Yeah, it's actually very weird. The first time I went there, I was like B-Y-O-B,

because I'd never been to a strip club. That was B-Y-O-B. But that's just the law in Nashville for some reason. Like, you can't sell alcohol and sexually-oriented businesses. But there's like a loophole, which is honestly worse, because then, like, we'll have a line.

I'll just see someone just with, like, Grey Goose just drinking it. like jogging it in line. And there's no limit. What's your follow account like? How quickly is it growing? It's been four months. Like four days ago, it was four months.

And I started with 8,000 followers. And now I'm at 108,000 followers. Wow. I want to know about your audience. Is it women or mean that follow you? I would say it's pretty equal. I am so thrilled at how many nice comments I get from girls. You know, it's a taboo industry.

I get like the comments from guys like, you, bitch, like, fuck you and stuff. Oh, my gosh. But, like, I didn't know if there would be some, because I've gotten some from girls, too, who are like, you're supporting men, cheating on their girlfriends or whatever. And it's like, not every guy has a girlfriend,

you know, like, people are divorced. And a lot of times, too, it's just drunk stragglers that, like, a taxi driver kidnapped them and made them. It's like a movie taken, but less sinister. Yeah. How do you get the confidence? Because you are. You're right. Miggs right, and you're right.

You're just sorry. good at like just deadpanning them. Just deadpanning them. And how do you come up with that stuff? It is crazy. Your patience. That's another thing. Like so many people comment on my patience. I've never thought I was patient. My brain just zones out or something.

I don't know. You're on autopilot. Yeah, another one. I'm just used to it. Out of like 10 times, how often are you getting hit on at the door? All the time. Yeah. Ten out of 10. Yeah. I mean, that's not even like, oh, it's because it's me. It's just, it's a strip club

and people are drunk. And it's like, They're walking into the door with like the mentality of like, yeah. Like, I'm going to see naked like, and you're just going into the door with that mentality. And then I'm like SpongeBob, the first one they see is in there. I'm Spongob.

I haven't seen SpongeBob in a while, but I might go back and check out the cartoon if it's anything like Carly. Well, you could do radio. Speaking to you this whole time, you're very funny. You're very well-spoken. You could do, the world's your oyster. Thank you so much.

for your time if we're ever in Austin. We're absolutely coming to get berated by you. I want you to do. That was my next question. Is there anybody that comes into the line just to get berated by you? You're now getting people like being like Carly be mean to me. Yeah, I want to pretend to be drunk.

Oh, wait, real quick before y'all go, my roommate, I told him about this. He was like, you got to tell them I didn't come here to fuck spiders. Yeah, yeah. Is that like? Yeah, yeah, it means you're not here to muck around. He was like they say that in New Zealand or something and I'm like, oh, I don't know.

Wait, is that like a movie or something? I just got a spider one. No, but I've just got out of prison. We love you, Carly. Thank you so much for talking to us today. Thank you for inviting me. I'm very, like, honored. Thank you.

Oh, we're right. Thank you. So if you do want to follow her page, you can text AMA. Ask me anything. AMA. We've had a few miss spelt text coming through so you probably won't get her bounce back.

So just try that one again. And we'll send you her TikTok. She's the queen of comeback, so she can just come up with anything as a reply to someone being smart. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my. What did Meg mean?

Unfortunately, Meg, there are a couple of sayings you kind of blurred together last week. I do it often, yeah, Clint. My brain's not quite firing like it used to before the babies. We love that about you, though. Do you? It gives us content. We laugh, don't we? Oh, we laugh.

Not normally, too, with me. No, oh God, no. Let's see if you remember any of these. Oh, get quick, rich. Did you say get quick rich, Meg? Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be good for this. No, get rich, quick. Oh, yeah.

That was a classic muddle up. I don't know if this was a saying so much, but... I know for our sports stars. Over coming up, but... Okay, you added a few more syllables there. Good for you. It has been a rough month for me, I must say. It was sleep and stuff.

You forgot to speak the English language, really, I think that one was... I'm impressed I'm surviving by this point. What else? The man replied and said, basically, it means I can extradise... Shang-you was going to that word up. All in the delivery. Extrapalate.

Extrapalate. Did I start again? My life? Do I work that one out quicker? You'd be up there with Donald Trump with pronunciation. He's pretty bad. Here's one where I think

I eventually worked out what you meant, but it took a while and we had to turn the mics off. We'd go into a song and then I was like, oh, I knew what you were trying to get to. I like it.

Just widen out the boat. He'd your bits, really, right? That's a good way this put it. We had widened out your bones. Yeah, that's a new saying. Okay, and I think what you mean is like, broaden your horizons and cast your net. Yeah.

And I think you ended up getting somewhere about widen the boat. Somewhere in the middle. Right on your horizon and then you've got the boat instead of the net. I think that's what you've done there. You're pretty good at being able to decipher what I mean these days. I guess if you're deep sea trawling, you want a wide boat, right? And a wide net. You want to widen the boat.

So I think it gives us a real opportunity next to come up with sayings that don't exist but should. We've done this before. there are a lot of great sayings but Meg doesn't remember the old-fashioned traditional ones so maybe if we make up some then they will stick better I have always said that

the sayings they don't remember them is because they make no sense so I'm happy with this we'll make up our own producer Neeper loves this game in fact he's come up with some clangers in the past Neeps I've got a fresher hair if you want one go on yeah wiped before you finish shitting

so you know you did everything in the wrong order you've got it backwards, it doesn't quite work that way. Okay. You don't want first. It's not your best work, but I mean, it's up there, I guess. I guess that's the example we chose. Yeah, you'll be good at this. You'll be good at this.

You're already doing it, and we haven't even started playing the game. I don't mean to, boys. It's time for sayings that don't exist but should. After Meg struggles with the traditional ones that do exist, so we thought an opportunity to come up with some fresh ones. So is this just for me to approve or disapprove? What do I do here? I mean, you can come up with your own if you want,

but you can be... Disprove or disprove? Disproved. Okay, sure. Good test, you pass. You'd be a good judge of people that is. A few people texting some through. So you can be the judge.

So you can be like, yes, I like that one, Meg. You can go, I'm going to use it, or if you go, no, it's still confusing. Yeah, I think so. What about this one from Adam who's text through? Thanks for texting Adam. 3343. You can do the same. You learn more from the door that stays shut than the one that opens.

No. Don't like it. I just, I don't think I do. Learning from your mistakes. Yeah, I think that's what it's saying. in a more poetic way, really. You learn more for the door. But do I?

What does that mean? What about this one, Meg? You're asking a nun for sex advice. Yeah, that makes sense. It's kind of like the new version of barking up the wrong tree. It's like, don't ask, why would they know? True, that is a good way.

It's like careful who you ask advice or who you're asking for advice. You like this one, Meg. This is a real deep one. The sandwich with the most filling isn't necessarily the tastiest. Yeah, I like that one too. And what they're saying is if you're trying to do too many things,

just stick to the one thing and do it good. That's kind of a new way of doing the whole work smarter nor harder. Yes. In a way. Cooks in the kitchen. Yeah. Or if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. What about this, Mick?

You don't share tic tic tacks. No. What does that mean? I think that's something like some things can just be for you. Maybe it would work better. Of course you share tic ticx. You're a shareable item. They're the most shareable item.

No, they're very unsatisfying. Maybe they're saying that this one text or they should have written, you don't share a tic-tac. Yes. That works better. Much better because, of course, you don't share a single tic-tac, but you do share tic-tac. Some things can just be for you.

They don't have to be for everyone. And people don't need to get offended about something that doesn't concern them. I wrote this one, very proud of it. Very proud of it. The early worm gets eaten. And that's sort of a reply to the early bird gets the worm. And so, you know, saying don't always get up early. You can be too much of an overachiever.

Burn yourself out and get swept away. Sometimes a sleep and is warranted. You know? Produce Anipia. I've got, they're about as useful as an as an ashtray on a motorbike. It just doesn't quite line up properly. It doesn't work. No, but that is a saying.

That is a saying? Oh, God, yes. Oh, brilliant. You've heard that before. No, no, I've heard that hundreds of times. It's useful as an as an ashtray on a motorbike. That is the saying. Oh, I've never heard that one.

Oh, I've never heard that. I've never heard that. Just Carl? Do you have one that you would like to share? Oh, no, I was just agreeing with that. So that's about as common as useless as tits on a bull. Yeah, really? Those ones are very famous.

Text coming in. My dad used to say you can scratch your ass without tearing the skin off. I don't understand that one. I won't be using it. Jackie, yeah, you need to give us the explanation. If another isn't wanted, utilize the back door. Don't understand that one. Don't understand that, Dylan.

whatsoever. You were as useful as wet toilet paper. I would say wet toilet paper is useful. Yeah, I'm like trying to hear. No, I don't know. I don't know. Any of those you want to use on the rigs, Meg? I think just maybe the sandwich one.

Okay. That was my one. Yeah, the sandwich with the most filling isn't necessarily the tastiest. It's much better than this one from Lucy as well who said, you never see a depressed slug. I don't know what she means by that. I'm guessing it's like a body image thing.

I think you do. I don't want body image. Okay, it's gone too far. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh go. The Edge. The Edge is easy money. Here's your shot at $10,000.

Good morning, here we go. 30 seconds. If you can give us 10 answers, starting with the letter me gives you, you win $10,000. You can't pass, but no repeated answers. Those are your two rules. Hey, Elizabeth.

Hey, how you going? Very good. Very good. Are you ready? You're feeling ready. Oh, are you there? Good stuff. Elizabeth? Hello, sorry. We've still got you. Oh, that's not going to be good. Do you want to quickly try and get to a place where you're not cutting out? Hey, sorry. You're cutting out a bit. I'll try to move.

Okay, this is not looking good. I mean, do you miss here the question that is not going to help you with the $10,000? You need to be slick. How many bars do you have on your reception now, Elizabeth? So sorry, you're cutting out. Okay. We're getting a backup. I don't think we're going to be able to go to Elizabeth.

That could have been her moment, but we can't do somebody that can't hear us. The problem is you get. As soon as you miss one or two questions, you're done. So people are calling through now. Carla's going to get a backup. Okay. All right. We'll see if we can get Elizabeth on for tomorrow because it feels like she did the hard work.

She got through. We'll try tomorrow. Give Elizabeth a shot at seven or something. All right, see who we're getting in the meantime. Imagine if because of Elizabeth's reception, you now win $10,000. The thing is as well, you can't have any delay really on the phone either otherwise you lose the time.

Okay, your letter, what is the letter we're rocking this morning? The letter to this morning is G, G4. Let's go, Morgan. Okay, Morgan, G, so you've got G and G words. So I think G's a great letter. You have to give us 10 oint and 30 seconds. Think you can do that. Oh, give it a go.

All right, mate, here we go, Logan. G, give me a colour. Green. Something in the supermarket. Goat milk. A dessert. Pass. A type of workout.

A vehicle. A type of cheese. Oh, Morgan. I'm so sorry, Morgan. Perable. Yeah. I feel like it was all too quick set up that you were sort of not ready. You had prepared yourself. And that's fair.

Absolutely. You showed up to the race. Anyone was about to go. You're like, hold on, my laces. already been done up here. It was like, bang. I don't even think Morgan had put his pants on, to be honest. But there you go.

Sorry about that, Morgan. Oh, cut him off too. Thanks for saving the day, brother, bro. At least, you know, I'd actually start thinking Elizabeth might have gone better. Yeah. Bless her. Okay.

God help us. We catch it. What's Fed next? He says he's on the red carpet for the Oscars, which actually don't start until 1130, New Zealand time. Yeah. So, God, I don't know how many celebrities are going to be there. Already?

It'll be like the sea listers that get there a bit earlier, eh? Yeah, to make sure they get their screen time? Yeah, yeah. Okay, I hope you're right. I don't know how he got this gig, if I'm being honest with you boys.

Yeah, we're going to send you, but it's going to be too expensive, Meg, from New Zealand. He's from Sweden. Yeah, but it's still a long way, boys. Still a long way, come on. It's the end. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Stinky Bid. Kicks off 1130 this morning on TV, sorry, on Disney Plus, if you want to catch the Oscars, and we catch up with Sven, maybe like once a week now. It's biggest day in movies. Why?

We still... I just feel... And he does get to the best spots. Like he was in the eye of the storm last week. Yeah, but he didn't really give us anything, though, Clint, did he? The point is he's there, me, you know? And he loves you. He really does.

I don't think he even knows my name, Dan, if I'm being really honest with you. Unless there's anyone else at the red carpet and the Oscars right now for us to talk to, I guess, Sven is our best bet. No. Don't have anyone else, I guess. Good morning, Sven. Good morning, guys. Thank you so much for having me,

coming to your live from the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles for the 98 annual Oscar Awards. I am very early here this morning. There's no celebrities here. There's nothing going on. I've seen more people at the Norwegian Bar Mitzvah, if I'm honest. But the red carpet is due to open very, very soon in a matter of minutes,

filled with lots of fashion and excitement. Wow, your exit's really fluttering in an outspin. You must have been in America or a wee while. Only ask the sanction questions please JJ So what are the big awards tonight, Sven, do you know? That's a good question, Dom. The big award tonight is for the best actor in a leading role. Timothy Shalame is going up against ex-basketball star Michael Jordan.

What a star he is in Sweden. His balls of grace more hoops than my gay Uncle Ivan. I think it might be Michael B. Michael B Jordan. And leave female. You know, Sven, why are we still hiring? you're genuinely a terrible reporter if you're just wanting to report on the mail leave. You're entitled to your own opinion, JJ.

I will say this, though. They say this in Sweden, and they don't know if they say that in New Zealand, but if you're good at something, don't do it for free. And that's why I'm doing this for free. And it's a good thing, though, because my flights all around the world are paid for by the New Zealand taxpayer, which is great news. And it's another great decision that you're beautiful,

Prime Minister Christopher Luxem has done. From all accounts, I hear he is a very popular man. Oh, I could see someone is pulling up right now. There's a car pulling up. It'd be great to get a scoop from someone's been. About anything. Oh, look, and I tell you what, who's just

got out, Will Smith and his wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. Should I go up and say hello? I don't think they'd get there anymore. I also think he's banned from the Oscars. Jada, Jada, I loved you in G.I.J. It was a great movie. I love you.

My wife's name. Oh, my goodness me. I'm bleeding. The wound is starting to smell like almonds, which is not good. No, it's not good. That was a very aggressive way to react to me. I just liked your wife and G.I.J.

Come on, man. Oh, he's knocked me out. Okay. Well, he's very aggressive. A. A. Oh, oh. A.

A few more. Go on. I'm sure. I've just been managed to get away by that. No, no. Back to you in the studio. We'll send someone to chick on your button. Please talk, please don't.

Once again, pretty quiet in that one, Dad. Oh, look, I couldn't get a word in Clint. Yeah. Hopefully it is, okay. We'll send someone to just check on Sven. 1130 this morning, Disney Plus, if you do want to catch all the action live from the red carpet. You can't say he doesn't go out of his way for some good content, that guy.

Yeah, definitely what. Clint, Megan Dan. We're talking about how Kate Hudson had some advice. If anyone tries to break up with you, you just let him. Yeah, that is so cool to, like, be that girl. I don't think many, well, no, I'm just going to speak for myself. I'm sure there are many cool girls out there listening who could be like that. But for me, I'm not that girl.

I'm the girl that begs and pleads. and isn't very cool and steal shoes and, you know, says you can't make me. That's another story, isn't it? That's a whole other thing. But I think if you're in love with someone and they aren't and you didn't know

and it comes as a shock, it's a natural reaction to beg, isn't it? Or not beg, but like try and fight for it. We didn't think we get anyone for, I guess the phone that we threw out, which was like, has anyone managed to convince their partner to stay with them when they initially brought up

a conversation to split. And Lucy had this story. This is me breaking out with my partner and then him convincing me to stay. I keep saying we've got different life paths, different morals, and I think we're better off distance. And yeah, I always get convinced to just stay in it and work on things. You're 21. How long have you been with your boyfriend?

Three years now. How many times have you tried to break up with them? Probably about seven times. Oh my gosh. Lucy. He must be very convinced. Seven times. She's tried to break up with him.

They're still together. You'd think you'd take a hint, wouldn't you? After maybe the third. I mean, once they were, I think we should be, I'd be like, okay, you obviously have pretty set on this. Yeah, it's hopefully going to happen and got to happen. But you can't say she doesn't try. I understand that people can change, but after probably the third or fourth time, you think, no, they're not going to. But you hear about these relationships all the time.

J-Lo and Ben Affleck, on again, off again, on again, off again, off again, you know. Yeah, that's three. That's three. And that's a famous one. There'll be people that aren't famous that have had way more. We want to talk try-hards next. What's the thing that you have done way more than most that would shock us? Yeah, like when I try to get my licence three times, you know, things like that, right?

And now you still don't have it, hey? You just drive without it? Yeah, no, I don't know. Maybe you're being married four times. I don't know, like whatever the thing is that you've done, so many times that when you tell people, they get really shocked by your number. Kim Kardashian's tried to pass the bar, I think, three or four times to be a lawyer. Give that up.

I thought she got it. I don't think she did it. No, she failed. She's still not. Haven't you seen the episode where she balls her eyes out? I haven't been keeping up. I haven't been keeping up. No.

Yeah. Okay, so if you've got something, it could be absolutely anything. I guess Lucy's is she's tried to break up with her partner seven times. Still unsuccessful. We're still together. Let's hope it works out for her. What's the thing you've done way more than most that would shock us if we found out? I've got a friend that's had seven colonoscopies.

Why? Just trying to find something? Yeah, just health problems. I think there'd be people that have had more. Did they get to the bottom of it? No, no, not. Just through the bottom, I think it's more up. Inspired by Lucy, who's tried to break up with her boyfriend seven times over the past 18 months and is still together.

We're talking tryhards. What is the thing that you have done way more than most that would shock us? I'm trying to think of I've done anything. For you? Yeah. Shirtless hackers. Most failed TV shows. Most failed TV shows is a good one, Dan.

I only did the shirtless hucker one time. Yeah, one more than most. Have you done one before, Dan? No, I haven't. I've never done one. Most losses at reality TV, dancing with the stars, New Zealand Idol,

what else was there? Yes, just two. I think I've seen cool runnings legitimately between 60 and 70 times. That's cool. In my life? That would probably be a record. What about you, Kristen?

What have you done more than anybody else? Keota, so first of all, I'm just going to say, Dan, shut your damn mouth. Don't say a word after I say this because I will personally fly out to Auckland and I will force you into the car, with me. Yeah, and she will as well. I know Kristen

she will. She'll stick to her word. So I failed my restricted six times past it on my seventh. Have you got your full now? Keep your mouth shut. I am. So I am actually working towards

getting my full at the moment. The reasons that I failed previously were I decided to sit it in my mum's car and her horn didn't work the first time. The next time it was the indicator didn't work. another time it was that a car had cut me off and I beat the horn and they told me off for beeping the horn apparently that was an automatic failure.

Oh my gosh. Hey you know what though? If you wait until, I think it's April next year, I think you just automatically get your full so they're going to get rid of one of the practicals. So you sit you're restricted and then after you've had your restrict for a year you just get given your full license. I think they'd make an exception for Kristen though because she sounds like a shocker. Except you, Kristen, in Christchurch.

have to do it again. Thanks, Chris. It just pisses me off because it's like I've sat at seven times and then they're going to get rid of it. It's like, well, why'd I fork out all that money for it? Exactly. I feel the same about that. It should be seven-timey rates free. All right. Hey, Anna, what have you done

more than anybody else? Maybe more than anyone else, but yeah, I've moved house 16 times in the last nine years. Wow. You're joking. What? That's my worst night. That's honestly, that's hell for me.

Almost every six months. you're shifting house? Pretty much, yeah. Oh my God. What are the reasons? I mean, hey look, my psychologist has said maybe it's a thing about always trying to find an escape, so you move somewhere out. Yeah, right.

So you get sick of the house, kind of, and you're just like, right, next one. Yeah, and hey, look, sometimes it's shitty friends, but like, you know, you always find the next piece thing, and you're like, right, I need to move from this place. You must have some pretty good hacks, though, like with moving house, how to do it? do it like quickly or efficiently. Oh yeah, I can pick the night before and I'm all packed up and done. Oh wow. See, that's like you'd be a professional.

You should start a moving company. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. What's the thing you've done way more than most? It would shock us. And Neeps, I know you've had a certain injury that you just keep injuring over and over and over. Yeah, I've had the surgery now, so I haven't done it for three years, but I've dislocated my shoulder over 25 times from different things. Cycling racing, I gave my friend a hug once, then it dislocated.

I've done it so many times. Wow. It must be once you've done it once. One of those things, once you've done it badly once. It just keeps popping out. Yeah, exactly. It just slips out the same spot. Another one says, my number, if you know what I mean,

is 300. A lot of people get shocked by that. 300. How do you even do that? Someone's won lotto nine times over the years. You'd be like, they haven't won the big prize, but on the smaller ones. You'd just keep buying tickets until you won the big one.

Wow. The best are people that don't just wait like us until he gets to 10 million. No, I don't be bought you every week. Are they counting you've won a free ticket? 20 bucks. We've done that. Coming up after the break, one of the most outrageous, I don't know how this has made it into the key.

I'm guessing this is a Clint thing. Is this a Clint thing? I need to speak to Australians only. Oh my God. I don't feel like New Zealanders can weigh in on this. So if you're an Aussie living in New Zealand, I need you to stick around. This show is not just your personal survey. Can we at least speak to someone that's maybe purchased a boomerang?

Because that's what it's about. Yeah, yeah, my son, not happy. And neither am I, actually. Clint, Meg and Dan. Where my Aussie, Ozzy, Ozzie? None of them. If you answered the call in your car, then you know what to do. 0-800 the edge.

Went to the lads trip the other weekend, and I was in Sydney. And kids were like, can you bring us something back? And I said, yeah, of course. And I was at duty free. and I was like, damn it, I haven't got the kids anything yet. Oh, that's okay. So, slim-picking is duty-free. It's one of those things.

We have that kind of thing with in our household too. You go overseas, you bring something back. Yeah, and then it softens the blow for the kids not being able to come. And I saw this boomerang, and there are heaps of different ones, and then I had like a picture of the guy who's been making them for however many years and had a little blurb about the creator and designer. So I was pumped to finally get out to the park. So after dinner, me and my son went out, started throwing this boomerang.

do not all boomerangs come back The ones that are in a tourist shop Aren't they just hang on the wall? Yeah, I thought that they... What are you talking about, Clint? They're just for looking at. Unless you're buying one that says it will come back. It's usually just an ornamental.

It's an ornamental boomerang. This is what my wife said. She goes, no, the one's in duty free. They're just like ornaments. I was like, what are you talking about? It's a boomerang. Like, by definition, it comes back. It's too heavy.

No, they had light ones. They had heavy ones. They had expensive ones. I went for mid-range. The fact that this guy He said he designs them That's right, he went for a mid-range boomerang! Well, my son's not an expert boomerang thrower,

so I was like, let's start him off somewhere a little above his expertise so he doesn't grow out of it too fast. And we're just throwing it, and then we're having to, like, chase it all the way down the park. He wore his... I made my son wear his bike helmet because I was worried he was going to come back and hit him.

Bloody hell. You were going to be that good... Clem was like, naturally I'll be a good boomerang thrott. I'll be the best in the game. So my son was like running around the park with a helmet on for no reason. Did it even try to, did it even sort of start hooking around? No, I mean, he kind of bent a little to the right, but it definitely didn't at any point stop its momentum and come backwards. But is it a skill like skipping stones?

Because you could skip any stone, but I can't skip stone so I think none of them work, but then somebody else could make them work. I threw it sideways, I threw it like horizontally, vertically. It's surely a technique. Also, I started looking at a bit of a market. anyone's looking to make some money in New Zealand. There is no major, large-scale commercial boomerang manufacturers currently operating in New Zealand. Clint, if you start a boomerang company tomorrow and leave. In 1993, flying toys started them on White Island, but then they left and Ross and Candice

went back to Australia. Well, why would we want to buy one of the guy who just says that they don't even come back? Well, I'm wondering, are the duty-free boomerangs ornamental? Or are they all supposed to come back and if yours doesn't, they're busted. Somebody watched you at the park with your son in a helmet. They said, oh, you were at Madels Farm?

We saw the boomerang fails. It looked like you were playing fetch with your son like it was a dog. Okay, I just need to know. Ozies, give us a call. Do all boomerangs come back? Did I just get a broken one? Or do you need to, just some of them,

it's just widely known that they're only ornamental? We have got Australians calling through. so we'll maybe get to them next. Okay, thank you. And then I can move on. Yeah, it does feel very selfish of me, but I just need to know. I think it's a nice public service for anyone traveling.

Did it have like a hook on the back to hit attention to the wall? That was a telltale sign. It's an ornamental one. I bought what I'm now thinking might be an ornamental boomerang who knew they were a thing. Oh, no, they're definitely a thing. It's probably a life size, not like a magnet put on the fridge coming back from Sydney the other weekend. And my son and I went through it.

didn't even remotely come back. Now I will say this. I went to Australia one time for a school trip and a true Aboriginal man showed us throwing the boomerang and it came back to him. So it is possible. I don't understand if it's a weapon to like kill animals

how are you meant to catch it without breaking your wrist? But I was like, I'll work that out when it comes back. Never did so I don't have to worry about it. Oh my gosh. I think you even thought that through as wild. We have Crystal on 0800 the edge. She's a true Australian. Chuck another shrimp on the barley morning crystal.

Hey. Ozi, Ozzie, Ozzie. Today. Oi, ooi, oi. Yeah, there we go. So what are your thoughts? Are boomerangs supposed to come back? Yes, but they have to be a certain type of boomerang.

How do you know if you're getting a coming back one or not? Close. That one from a true Australian? Yeah. This guy was an Aboriginal, like, creator because it had, like, his, like, photo and a blurb about him, and then it was wrapped around the boomerang. But maybe that was just... Was it online?

No, was at the Judy Free store? Maybe you want to just bad and it's all about It's all about how heavy it is I was relatively light but my son's only like nine So I didn't want to get him a real heavy boomerang Also I thought if it does come back I don't want the heavy one hurting us Oh my gosh

The fact that he just instantly thought I'll be good at this I mean you just throw it Stone the Flaming Crows Louise She's another Australian morning Good morning So you There's different types Different types

Yeah so I'm Australian but I'm not indigenous, so my knowledge is purely just absorbed through pop culture. From what I've learned is that there are different types, and some of them are purely just for throwing at an animal to kill them, and then it just knocks them dead, and then you have to go and retrieve both the boomerang and the animal. So, I mean, you could have gotten one of those. How can you tell which ones? Surely they should, like, define them?

It might be to do with the angle of like the triangle Yeah, I'm watching a man on YouTube right now Throw it and it's coming back It's fascinating really That man's not Clint is it? It's not Clint, no I just chat GPT do all boomerangs come back And the first thing it sped out was no

Most boomerangs actually don't come back So you've been played by the boomerang industry And then is it Tiara? Yeah Tiara Good morning Morning What's your, how would you like to weigh in? On boomerangs coming back.

So I was actually at Middle Farm yesterday watching a guy with his son, like play with a boomerang, but it wasn't coming back. So we were just kind of sitting there laughing at them because we knew that boomerins don't really come back. Was that you clue? No, that wasn't me. Oh, there's another sucker.

In some weird universe, me and my son and another guy in his son are both throwing boomerangs in the park on the same. day. It's so weird. Oh my God, that's so sad. There's another dad out there going now. You know what, though? I think we've actually unearthed something here.

Boomerangs don't always come back. No, well, there we go. But that's another saying. Yeah. They just throws that one in the bin, doesn't it. Someone else was saying there's even a guy who, like, recorded a song about it. No, we don't play this.

Don't play this. Don't play this. Don't play this. I don't think that's an appropriate song. I'm pretty sure that has racist connotations with that one. Oh, yeah. All right. Well, then what about this one?

Yes, science. There you go. Much better. Thank you. Much better. Okay, so there you go. Nice of a warning for anyone who's going through Judy Free, trying to pick up something for a friend,

loved one or a kid. They make great ornaments, though. Don't they? That's going up on your wall. Another thing to add to the wall clinic to Justin B. above your bed. Yeah, it's saying believe in yourself. Holy shit!

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