The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Every caller wins Electric Ave tickets!!

Episode Date: September 11, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and heartwarming episode yet of The Clint, Meg, & Dan with Ash London Podcast! From explosive laughs to emotional wins, we gave every caller a chance to grab Electric Avenue tickets! Featuring awkward, hilarious stories, a blood moon ritual, and even a G-up for the Warriors game, it’s jam-packed with energy and fun. Plus, hear the unforgettable catch-ups and epic fails. Click play and join the electric vibe! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast02:43 Listener Call-ins and Hilarious Stories20:50 Unexpected Surprises and Naughty Stories29:54 Sheffield Pie Shop Ticket Giveaway33:31 Warriors Game Hype and Electric Avenue35:45 Pre-Show Preparations and Nervous Anticipation36:20 Warriors vs. Panthers: A Historical Perspective37:37 Warriors' Best Season Start and Panthers' Struggles38:28 Warriors' Triumphs and Panthers' Comeback40:20 Electric Ave Ticket Giveaway Frenzy42:27 Producer Diaries and Show Highlights44:27 Listener Stories and More Ticket Giveaways01:10:56 New Music Friday and Sports Talk

This is a podcast from Rover. Ever wanted to eavesdrop on a group chat that should never see the light of day? Congrats. You've found it. This is the Clint Megyn Dan podcast. It's the biggest festival in the country, and we know how bad you all want to go. No more waiting. Every cooler wins.

Electric Ave edition is officially on. Good morning. It is one to six. Oh, I'm trying to pull this popper. Oh, yeah, guys. Wow. Every caller way! Me and Producer Zinibia had bet says how long it would take you to pull one of the poppers.

Oh, pull another one. Oh, there we go. We actually thought it'd be before the show started, so good on you for waiting. How's the smell of a popper? Yeah, it's taken every little ounce of my power not to pull one before the show. Ken, is there still time to save that for producers? Oh my goodness You're disgusting, Daniel

You knew what you were saying Before you even said it It's a filthy animal Anyway Oh my goodness electric ad The studio is decorated in blue Yeah everyone's winning Electric Avenue tickets

If you get on the air The wires are in a playoff game Tomorrow night And I'm going to gee your ass up at 7.30 So he's going to try not to pull it And you're going to jean my ass up Yeah Let's see if we can do it at the same baby

What a day to be me. Oh, how good. Man, nothing can slow us down, not even potential food poisoning from last night. Yeah, before you've got a full border call. Clint's got the squirts he may or may not shoot himself. If I disappear, just mid-break, you'll know why. Maybe we can take bets from everyone on what time you shit your pants.

And the person who gets the time closest gets electric cab tickets. Yeah, sure. No guess the part on the podcast today then. Yeah, it might be tricky. No way. All right, we'll get into our 6 a.m. throwback right after this and we'll give you a double pass to Electric Avenue. Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, oh my gosh. And today, yes, hopefully you've set an alarm. You've gotten up early. You've done what you needed to do to get on the air to win electric have tickets. I've never seen any. Sorry, I keep popping off. Sorry. Gosh.

Oh, they smell good, don't they, those poppers? Yes, I just said that before, but you were so in your own world of the joy of popping the poppers you didn't even. Take Sash back to her smoking days. Yes. Yeah, back to me, Dari. days. What have you been back? She was smoking after the show. Yes, meth. Oh my God. Can you smoke meth?

No. I still met. I think you spoke ice. Don't look at me and ask. I don't know. I'll never do any of that. It's gross. Don't do that. Never do it. Yeah. Who's going to be first, Clinton? Who's going to be first? It's Caitlin from Ashburden. She's going to electric. No. Oh, my. Oh, my God.

No swearing, Caitlin, but you're going to a legendary day. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. No, I'll be good. I'll be good. Guys, I'm actually, I can catch you in the mouth right now. I'm not even fucking kidding. Sorry. Hey, she's run again. Caitlin! It's so early.

It's so early, babe. It's fine. It's fine. Too early. Surely no one else is up. Trust me. Trust me. We are getting hundreds of calls a minute and hundreds of texts in a minute.

I'm going to cry. No, actually shaking so hard. Who are you going to bring with you, Caitlin? Oh, my mate. I haven't seen her in such a long time And she was going to come up Come down with me Oh, you actually made my fucking day

Okay That's three F words, okay That's a non-committal from Caitlin going Oh my friend who I haven't seen in ages He's going to come up or down I'm actually not, I'm not sure I'm sorry Oh my God

Oh my God Oh no my Oh god Good on you Well done You're going to electric air Are you going back to sleep now? Or is this a normal wait time?

I'm buzzing. I'm going to have a drink now, I think. Come on, babe. Okay. All right, well, chuck it in the diary. 527, 28, Pagley Park, Electricab. You will be there. You're the first.

Congratulations. Oh, my gosh, thanks so much. You're welcome. Come say hi, the whole team will be there for sure. Yeah, we'll be there. So many texts coming through of people trying to get on here. Someone's just said, can I get on there? My girlfriend does Clint's beauty treatments.

Is that great? I don't know I'll tell you what She's doing God's work She is actually I do love that It's who you know Yeah exactly

You're looking up for that phone call Producer Carl Yeah Grace does bloody good work Wow So throughout the rest of morning More of that More of that Probably hopefully less swearing

I don't think we've ever had 3F bombs in one call I know Usually they do one And they say sorry They don't do it again In Caitlin's defence She had 3F bombs

And an S word Yeah That's awful Force where words. Your 6am throwback, cash her. She'll be in electric cave and you can be too. Just get on the air. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.

If you want to be there as I'll just get on the air this morning between now and 10 and you'll be going for free as well. Someone's text through just saying they'd sell their kidney for tickets. Don't do that. And I genuinely think they're serious. There's some of the... I've never seen and I'll put it out there. I've been on the show for what three years.

Clint, you've been on the show for 40. Have you ever seen the text machine this busy? It normally will be this busy around making. maybe 8 o'clock when everyone's up and about, but at 6 a.m. It's all capital letters. One person did say, hey, ZM, so that's the way, one way to not get tickets. Yes. To call us ZM.

Yeah, if there are 10 ways, that could be very close to the top. Yeah, that would be number one over here. They're not giving away tickets. Yeah. I just really said someone, I went to the mall yesterday, and someone came up to me in the mall and said, what's the best way to get on air? And I was just like, just keep calling. Did you say, hey, baby.

Yeah, I was like, drubber to me. idea, it was bad. Take my hand to go over there. I'm talking to this lady. Take my private number. Here's my burner phone. No. I think you've just got to keep trying throughout the morning

because honestly, there'll be a moment where you get through. Yes. And just as soon as it starts ringing, stick there. And we do have quite a few tickets to give away today. Yes, we do. Lots, lots and lots of tickets.

There are people who have in the past sent us like screenshots of how many times they've called over two or three hours. some people, and then you love when the persistence pays off. How many times you call and they're like 600? And you're like, well it works. We should be like, the person who sends us the tastiest

breakfast by Uber Eats. Now we're talking about. Do you know what happened? We did that when we were in Inveraga once and there was, what's the pie? Is it fat bastard pies? And we were like, oh my God, we hear they're the best. First person to bring us a fat bastard pie gets a double pass. Amazingly, obviously,

it worked. Then the problem was the pies just didn't stop because people didn't know that someone had already won, and then they just kept coming and coming, and we had to be like, sorry. Sorry, tickets are gone. Tickets are gone. Someone bought a power pie. Like, if you got to buy a pie, I'd say

power was quite a niche one. Like, I know there's a lot of people at there. Is that clam? Power? Yeah, it's like a shellfish. Producer Nipia looked like he wanted to dive from the producer's chagel. Oh my God. A power pie is just my absolute weak point. It's like

abalone ash. It's so amazing. I think this is the perfect time for me to sing my Kaimawana song that I learned at my son's pre-price. Is it? Are you sure? Kinna, kinna, feke, feke. Ika, ika,

Tuna, tuna, Bep, be, power, power. Kaimawanae. And then he goes, he at the end. And then he goes, buddy, I don't think you're allowed to do that,

but I respect it. No, I think, you know, as long as he's giving it a bash. He loves to. a Kaimoana song. Yeah. You're welcome, guys. No, thank you.

Thank you. Oh, people have stopped texting. Let's go. It's Clint Megan Dan's Every caller wins. Fast Pass Cola. Let me slide this number to you. All right, fast pass time.

We gave you the chance all week to hit us with your most impressive story. We've got our favourite. We'll recap it for you in case you missed it because I think it was Wednesday when Michelle told us this year. Oh, by the way, I probably need a premise She was meant to be getting married

In two weeks' time when this happens He was a policeman We were together for like three years I came back to New Zealand Because my mum was sick And when I got back home There was a girl's necklace on the bedside table His best friend ended up telling me

That he'd bought a girl home from town And had some fun in our bed that night So I had to explain to my whole family in England Who had booked tickets to our name I still went on the honeymoon and he still came What? What? What?

You went together, stayed in the same hotel? Yes, it was awkward. It was awful. Why did you do that, Michelle? My parents had come, decided to come on the honeymoon as well, so I stayed in with them so I didn't stay here. But it was awful. The story's going too fast. She was even sitting next to him on the plane.

Yeah. And back. And that same hotel, it was crazy. I don't know why he just didn't go in the end of it. But Michelle was our favourite caller. She was. We're going to give her a call back. If she doesn't answer, what do we do?

We just give it to another caller. Give it away to one of these other punters, okay? Yes, the lines are full right now. So if she doesn't answer, Michelle, we're going to go straight to the phones, okay? Putting the call through now. Hopefully, Michelle. She surely's listening. You'd hope so.

Hello, Michelle speaking. Michelle! Michelle! That dirty dog and what he did to you all those years back have just one year. a double pass to electric avenue. Yeah! Good on you, darling. Awesome, you guys are awesome.

True that. Now, have you been up listening or have you woken you up? No, I've been up listening. Great. My girl. This is fantastic. We've been talking about your story all week. Yeah, I've been listening every morning.

It's been fun. So how long ago did this all happen, the wedding that never went ahead that you were supposed to have? 2008. Okay. Have you since remarried? Yes, I got married in 2019. Good on you. Nice.

I got three kids now. Oh, wow. That's well and truly moved on. So are you going to take any gal pals to EA or are you going to take hubby? No, I'm going to take my husband. Nice. And what if you see the X there? What are you going to do?

Oh, he's in Australia now. We're safe. Yeah, great, good. This is good stuff. Well deserved, Michelle. Thanks, guys. Thank you. I appreciate you being so honest with us and sharing a raw story that most we would love to just not pick the scab on and just forget.

Thanks, Michelle. It's been so long. We can laugh at it now. That's the spirit. Producer NEPia would like a scream for his montage if you can help him out there, Michelle. Yep, thank you. Perfect.

Yeah, that was a good one. He'll check that in Pro Tools, put a filter on it. Do you want me to do one? Put that at the end of the montage. Sorry, because that was the crochet. No. Ash will help you out. Oh my God, you're serious!

Ah! Check an AI filter on it. You won't even know it, too. Really good. Hey, if you want a second chance to win, text Rover, R-O-V-A to 3-3-4-3, and you can enter your details to get called back this morning,

just like we did with Michelle. Yes, but there are lots and lots and lots and lots of more opportunities coming up. And lots of calls coming through. As of right now, we've had 15,000 attempted calls on the edge. Oh, 800 of the edge. Someone's called over 100 times already

and we're 25 past six. Someone texts R-O-V-E-R question mark? Rover? No, R-O-V-A. R-OV-A to 3-3-4-3 Kestilla Clint Megan Dan Stinky B Quite a scandal

With Ash London You can see Peking Duck at a secret location Hit edge dot rover dot nz For the Info Chies to Westpac for the real ones Kelly Holiday from Peking Ducks Coming on my podcast We're recording that today He's doing hopeless bromantics

Because he's playing tonight at the Tuning Fork our producer Nipia's band The Sam Callum band is opening for him So exciting I do want to just touch on this Charlie Kirk shooting it I think it was about 24 hours ago that we discovered that he had been killed and it's a real lesson in maybe

just being careful what you watch Dan and I well you kind of accidentally saw it I did yeah the actual shooting The actual shooting itself It was all over social media yesterday Yeah And I was just scrolling for the show

Like looking for some content And it just came up And the shooting had obviously happened and we knew it had happened. But I thought it was just a highlight of something he had done in his life, you know? And then I saw the actual shooting itself. And it really, it's really affected me.

Yeah, in fact, the whole day you were just quite distracted. Through me. It's weird because on like video games and movies, we so often see people get shot. And it often looks fake. And you think, oh, that's ridiculous. Blood spurting everywhere. And I unfortunately watched it like an idiot too.

it didn't even look real it's just horrible and I keep thinking about it as well so look a lesson there maybe just you know we think we've been desensitized to things yeah just don't do it

just be careful what you're like and like just putting stuff like that on social media why that's someone's life you know who's uploading that so obviously what the hell TikTok didn't have time

to work out what people were posting to be able to pull it down I imagine because TikTok I thought was probably one of the safer platforms in terms of them protecting people from R-rated content

you know TikTok is always is a lot more strict I think than say Instagram Yeah but when there's so many people in real time They can't filter it out Struggles to yeah to pull that sort of content From its platform but the Another video went around about the shooter Because everyone thought it was this old guy

It was in cuffs And then there was this video of somebody on the roof Supposedly still at large And there was video before the rally started People were uploading video of them filming this guy on the roof going That's a bit weird why is he up there?

Yeah. It's crazy, yeah. But even if you agree with the guy or disagree with what he had to... He's got a family now that is without a dad and a wife without a husband. I mean, the irony that this person built his career on protecting Americans' rights to bear arms and said, this is the price we have to pay.

The school shootings, the deaths, it's a price we have to pay. I mean, irony's... It is ironic. It's a horrible word to use, but, man, very dark. Yeah, literally it was answering a question on gun control at the moment his life is taken. I am glad that we do not have a firearm problem where we live.

Yeah. You feel much, much safer down here, right at the bottom of the earth, away from all the drama. And when the world ends and the apocalypse happens, we're in the right. My God bless, Otero. This is exactly where I want to be. We need things like Electric Avenue in our world at the moment. Happy days. Happy days.

Yeah, your chance to get on the air this morning and go for free for absolutely anything. You make a sound on the earth. Technically, you win. What if you do this? Yep, you'd get you, it would it be annoying? You'd be going to Electric Avenue. Yeah, that would be annoying, but I mean, yeah, well played. I've had one person promised to sing the entire golden,

including the Korean words. That might be a bit fun. Someone's got their grandma on the brick phone calling for us. I'd love to speak to a grandma. Maybe after seven we do a, what are you willing to do or trade for tickets. That could be fun, because people are like, I will do anything. The kidney sings a bit fun. We don't need an, and you know, we don't need an organ.

Keep your organs. You can have your kidneys and go to Electric Avenue. Yeah, that's a win-win. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Actually, if you've got a naughty, 640 story to share, 0-800 the edge. Or if you can't get through on phones, text 33-4-3. If we get you on to share it before 7, we'll see you out with a double-pass to electric Ave. You can't radio and in the media in general.

Quite often you get sent stuff, don't you? Yeah. Free things. It's usually from companies that are wanting to promo stuff, and they're hoping that people like Clint, people like Ashland, and, you know, we'll post them on their Instagram. Or sometimes they're listening to the show. And in this case, Fancy Keg was listening

and they heard that you didn't have a sex bag. Yeah, I didn't know that there was a thing. Or a sex drawer or a sex box or a sex, what does Clint have, what does Carl have a sex? Chest, like a tool chest. Yeah. Tool chest. Yeah, it's like a snap on thing where it's like a huge metal.

Yeah, let the tradies have. He opened it up, oh, the lights come on to it. I wouldn't be surprised, actually. He's that type of guy. He'd have like. It's a sex room. Imagine, imagine. I asked Jay what we should do.

My wife would the spare bedroom. Yeah. That was my suggestion, but she thought an office would be more appropriate. Isn't it just a storage roof? I've been to her house. It's just filled with stuff. Filled with her crap. And she says it's her office.

It's literally like a garage. Anyway, so this company did send us a bit of paraphernalia from the sex world. Is that what you call it, paraphernalia? Yeah, there was a ring in there. Also, Dan, you probably need to clarify. Before the song, you said you were going to get. of the ring a bash. I meant like the...

The ring for the different part of the... The Willie ring. The Willie ring. Yeah, but it didn't sound like that's what you were going to do. And anyway, so I thought I might try that this weekend. But I had the bag, and it was a bag full of them, on the bench at home. I'd forgotten that my mother, Dary Old Jules, was coming over to look after my son yesterday. And she went through the bag.

Yeah, I was going to say nothing would face that woman anymore. But to me, it actually looks like... The one, the first thing we got said it looks like a lipstick. And the second one really does just look like a child's ring that you could, you know, like a toy. My mum knew what the ring was instantly. But she didn't know. She's like, well, and they sent you lipstick as well. And I was like, that's not your everyday lipstick, mum.

It was like a little, it was like a vibrator. But I guess you can keep it in your handbag and no one's any the wiser. It's the kind of thing that if you're only taking carry-on on your travels, like my friend, I should say that name on the radio. My friend Chanel, she went to Europe. And for her birthday, we'd gotten her, you know, a little treat. And she stayed, she was like in the Italian Alps or the French Alps. And she was staying at a convent because there are places in Europe

where you can, you pay less and you stay within the nuns. And the money goes to do their good work or whatever. And they come every day and they clean the room. And she forgot that they would be coming into a room to check. And when she got back, yeah, she had all of her little friends just on the bedside table that had been organized into a neat little room. Oh, surely the smallest, the biggest. Surely the nuns have their set up as well, I'd imagine, because otherwise what it...

Yeah, I don't know. You've got to have a bit of fun, don't you? I think we're going to tear each other that's going to piss people off. God bless them. And they weren't judgmental about it. They said nothing. And Chaz texted us like, guys, oh my God, hell's like, no. Chanel, you mean.

I mean, Chanel. Yeah. It wasn't Shaz Casey, by the way. He didn't, but she would. So bless my mum. She had a lot of questions about all the different bits and pieces that were in the box. I offered her one, she said no. As if you were able to answer any of them, though,

from the guy that's like never, you know, didn't even have a bag. Yeah. She's like, where does this one go? And it's like, Mom, I don't know. I don't know. The last time I saw your mum with a sex toy was when you gave her an SP2 and told her it was a face exfoliator. And she was rubbing it all

over. Yeah, I went over and I was like, can I test it on your face? It's a derm abrasion thing, and it like vibrates and makes all your wrinkles a little bit less. And she did it, and then I was like, you know that's a vibrator. Danty, she threw it across the room She threw it across the room Of course

Oh bless her Yeah she's the best hey She's awesome my mother She's great Okay what is your naughty 640 story If you've got one I went under the edge of Texas 3343

And we'll get you on Get you on to tell it What happens if you get on though You tell it And you win Electric Avenue ticket I'm Clint Meg and Dan

Every caller wins this morning Caller wins Double Pass to Electric Avenue If you get on the air this morning We were doing naughty 640 What is your naughty story? We've got so many naughty texts That have come through

We've got quite a few of them on hold But I think I want to hear a naughty 640 From Kailen Hello Kailen She's on here Come on baby You're going to electric Gav

This is crazy Now, it doesn't mean that you don't tell your story. You still have to. Oh, my gosh. Okay. So the story is, I work in a daycare. Okay. This is at my previous day here.

A child bought in their mom's massive purple vibrating dildos into work. Oh, my God. Did they think it was like a space rocket or something? We, oh, it was so bad. We heard the buzzing before we saw it. Yeah. But the issue was we didn't know which child actually belonged to. Oh, my gosh.

So at pick-up, we had to ask all the parents differently as what was fierce. Oh, my God. And they all said, no. Did anyone claim it? No, someone claimed it. They did. So she should.

How long do you reckon it was? Oh, I can't say maybe like eight inches. Oh, they're so rather small one. No, oh, shut up, please. The germs that exist at a daycare, there's not an amount of alcohol. alcohol and antibacterial that I could use on that thing before I used to get. I should need to burn the daycare down before she's into a kid back. I'm sorry, you daycare guys, we're moving locations.

We're moving back to Australia. My question is, Kaylin, and do you ever get to the bottom of it? Oh no, you don't want to. Sorry, poor choice of words. How the kid got the said item to, Kendi, without the mum knowing. Honestly, kids are always just chucking stuff in the bag. Yeah. But it wasn't like a show and tell day.

It wasn't like they were told to bring an item from home or anything. It was just random. No, it was just random. We just found it on the ground. But he always does that. My son will always just like take random things from the house to Kendi to show his mate. So, I mean, wow. Bring your mum's favorite book character or something like that.

Okay, I'll take that. Hey, well, congratulations, February 27th, 28th, when electric air rolls around in Hagley Park. You will be there for free, Kaelan. Thank you so much. And we'll be there as well. Make sure you come and say hi. Oh my gosh, I will. I will.

I'll bring a purple dildo. Please. Yeah, absolutely. I'll love to you by the dildo. Okay. There she is. Caleb, hello? We'll see if we can get to the bottom of that one.

Again. Thank you. Thanks, babe. Appreciate it. All right. More chances for you to win. You just get on here and you are going for free. Also, after seven.

We've had a few people texted in already. We thought, maybe that's not a bad idea. What are you willing to do or trade for a double pass to Lecky Ave. Yeah, come on. 3343. Fire us a text. Someone was willing to trade a kidney.

Yeah, I will say that. Clint, Megan Dan. Festivals hit hard. And winning hits even harder on the edge. This is every caller wins. Electric Ave edition. How good morning, 7am on your Friday. Up the wires tomorrow night.

First game of the playoffs against the rainy champions, the Penrith Panthers. How good. I feel good about it. You know, like I said yesterday, what I've learned from the Waz this season is someone that's new to this country. When we expect them to win, they lose. When we expect them to lose, they win.

Yeah, and that's what we hoping happens tomorrow night. They're up against a pandas, we go as if, hey, they're going to win, baby. They're going to do it. I reckon we can do it. Where our backs against the wall, that's when they're the best. Absolutely. Okay, right now, there are plenty of ways to get on here and win a double pass to electric have.

Sometimes, ElectraGave tickets might just find you. Yeah. There is a burner phone planted in Christchurch right now that we're going to call. And if someone happens to be walking past it and they pick it up while it's ringing because you would. If you had a random phone ring, you go, where's that coming from? You pick it up. You go to electric air.

Hello, come in Christchurch. Dan's got the number he's going to call it and see if anyone at this time of the morning happens to be walking past this random phone that we've hidden in the city. Okay, dialing now. We don't even know where it is, do we? Like, do you, Clint? Do you know? I don't have a clue.

I've been given a photo. Okay. So it is ringing. How long do we give it? Three more rings. Okay. Yeah, otherwise we'll just call it later on in the morning. Two more.

This is the last one. There's tickets just right there for anyone who picks it up. And done. Time. But there's more time throughout the rest of the show. Okay, Sophie is our Roadrunner in Christchurch who planted the phone. What's the foot traffic like at the moment, Soph? There's no one really around at the moment.

but head on and look at the clue, I guess, and try find us. Yeah, there's a clue online if you hit up Edge Breakfast on Instagram. Yeah, and it's, look, it's just ticked over to 7am now, so you'd imagine foot traffic is going to improve. But you want to get there quickly before the people come. If I was you, I'd be out and about looking. Yeah, ground-flush. We're either going to get someone that's really opportunistic and gone out looking,

or we're just going to get some rando on the way to work. So you just see as a phone ringing and answers home. Oh, some old lady on her walking frame out. Oh, no, thanks. I really hope it's someone who's just like down on their luck and just is looking to the universe for just something to turn their luck around and it happens to be this random phone

that starts ringing again. We'll try it in another 30 minutes. Clint, Megan Dan. Every caller wins tickets to Electric Ave if you get on the air this morning. Every caller wins tickets. But what would you do? Oh, I like it.

Plenty of people going, I'll do anything. I'll do anything. And then some people have actually sent in things that they are prepared to do. Yeah. Someone said they'd get an edge tattoo, I'm guessing the edge logo put on their body. It does get to a poor ego. Oh, you can just pay the 200 bucks for tickets and buy them. Yeah, my day-to-day they go on sale, by the way. Someone said they'll miss their exam. Don't ruin your life.

Because, you know, you've spent your whole time study. Not that if you fail the exam, your life's over. I'd give my bone marrow for Electric Avenue. Do you know how painful it is to give bone marrow? You wouldn't. You would. They have to put a big needle into your spinal fluid, apparently one of the most painful procedures you can have. Someone said that offload half a lung to see casher. Someone said, they're vegetarian that eat a piece of steak. Now we're talking.

Yeah, that's right in my wheelhouse of petty enough. Yeah. It's not hurting anybody apart from the cow that died. I'll trade you a motorbike for tickets. Now, what sort of motorbike we're talking here? Oh, what about a double pass to the Warriors? Who wants to trade their tickets to the Waz? Have you got tickets to see the boys?

No, I don't. And I saw the post go up on the New Zealand Warriors' Instagram page last night. sold out, baby. So you can't get tickets to that now. Well, they'll be hot tickets. Absolutely. Yeah. What about this?

This person said what they would do, but they said my sister sold me an electric av ticket last year when they weren't anymore for $600. My own sister. I'd love to win a double pass and get her back and offer her the ticket for $1,000 the day before. Or just don't give it to it. Just be like, no, give it to her enemy.

Yeah. The girl that, you know, cheat, her boyfriend, cheated on her with. Call that, you can say, do you want to come with me to electric, Gab? Okay, so what you need to do is just keep texting through what you'd do for the tickets, whether it be a favour, whether that be something you're willing to trade, anything like that, text it through

and we're going to try and find the best one. All right, we've already had it with. Someone has texted through, Clint, offering to trade tickets to the wars. I mean, guys, Dan's not even that much of a fan. You and I can go ask. I'll let you take him with one of the boys. Clint, Megan Dan.

Every caller wins tickets But what would you do? Lecky have tickets It is the biggest festival Going down in Feb and Christchurch Hagley Park You could be there for free But what would you do?

What would you do right now? I promise to do this in the future What can you do in the next five to ten minutes on air That is going to be impressive enough That we will give you a double pass Someone said they'd break their Lego That they've just built

to smash it and on air. Someone else has said, where was it? Someone said that hold up a sign that says listen to the edge for a full week out around their town. I'd like the idea of someone going into somewhere, like maybe it's a shop

that doesn't play the edge and making them switch it over for the morning. That'd be cool. Yeah, yeah. Switching over the radio. Someone else said they'll get their old man to give up their All Black's tickets. I mean, do that. I think that was Jenna. We tried to actually call you Jenna, and then you didn't pick up.

I'm going to go. Jenna picked up, but then she was like, oh, I wouldn't be able to wake up my parents right now. I was like, bro, where's the effort? Oh, no. Now, this one hammers at home for me. Someone has said they would trade their collection of rare Pokemon cards. What? Just for a double pass.

Oh, my goodness. My son would have been right into that about eight months ago. Feel like he doesn't open his Pokemon book that often anymore. I like this text from Adam. He said, I'm the manager at Sheffield Pie Shop. Yep. Can you please help my staff member who was obviously just like, whinging about not having to distract it.

I've also been texting through the, she said I work at Sheffield Pasha. Yeah, and should we get him on? Yeah, go on. Let him be a great boss. I love the idea that a boss is going, that's important to you. It's important to me. Well, make sure he really is the manager. Okay, we'll ask him about a pie.

Yeah, because I'm on the website. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quiz him. Good morning, you're speaking with Adam. Adam? Clint McGee and Nash here. How are you? Good.

Okay. Now, you text us before saying I'm the manager at Sheffield Pie Shop. Can you please help the staff member? Yeah, bro, she's been trying on morning. She got here an hour early. She literally just had to stop so I can pick up the phone to serve a customer. Bro, if you could help me out to get hers and pick it, I'd like... Well, well, well, well, first of all, we want to make sure you really are the manager.

Of the Sheffield Pie. Absolutely. Okay. Be ready to be quizzed. Okay, so what's the phone number of... The phone number? Yeah, Sheffield Prize. Do you want the off the number or do you want the Sheffield number, please?

Yeah. Oh, three, three, one, eight. Yep. Seven, no, what is it? Oh, three one eight. I should know this. He's right so far. He's right so far.

I can seven. I should know this. I know the option one off the half. 383, eight seven. Three eight, eight, three, eight, three, eight, seven three, isn't it? Jesus, there's a lot of numbers. Okay, I'm going to give you one more question. Okay, okay.

It's around the Sheffield pie stuff. Mr. Sheffield was the boss like you in which TV show? It's got nothing to do with the pie shop, doesn't it? Mr. She was working in a bridal shop and flashing queens until the monkey kicked around in one of those crushing scenes. What was she to do? Where does she to go? She's out on her fanny. Did you say the nanny?

Yes. That was absolutely nothing of the fact that you watched the nanny in the 90s. What is your staff member called? Her name's Sam Okay, is she there now? Yes, she is. Okay, walk on over to... Forget the customers, forget the customers.

What have they ever done for you? Tell me someone calling up saying, Oh, he's really leaning into the whole method acting thing. Tell the customers to shove it up their bottom and put on Sam. Is he really taking a phone call right now? I am, yeah, I'm on the phone to you guys. Okay, good, you're back. Okay, so I need you to go and find Sam.

I'll get her right now Yeah, you better, you better She has no idea I don't let's the phone Hold on, hold on Imagine he is Sam He's like, hello, it's Seth Yeah

He's dropped off, Adam He's dropped off Adam Okay, he's on the other line Okay, Sam Hello Sam You go to let your game for three

You got the best boss in the world Congratulations Oh my God I got it It took us about 10 minutes To get here I can't believe that Yeah we had to make

show he really was your boss. We had to put him through the ringer. He has proven it. He said you're a great worker. Congratulations, babe. Oh my gosh. Thank you so much. Well done.

I'm so excited for you. Yay, I can't wait. I can't believe that I didn't think I'd get through. Well, you did. I mean, technically you didn't. You were texting. Yeah, I did it. Everyone was trying.

Are you going to be playing the edge only at the Shifffield pie shop today and forever more? Only now and forever. Great. We're going to come in and check when we're down to let us. Cabinue, we're going to come and get a pie, and if the edge is not playing. We'll burn the tickets in front of you. Okay. Okay, sounds good.

Now you can focus on the task at hand and not worry about trying to get through. The tickets are all yours. Congratulations, babe. Thank you so much. And Sam, just quickly, what's the best pie at the Sheffield pie shop? Oh, probably the brisket cheese and jalapino. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm willing now.

Damn. They're going to sell out today. Yeah. Okay. All right, Warriors fans, I've got the G-up you didn't know you needed next. And if you're not a Warriors fan, I'm hoping after this, you might be. Come on. Wait, Ray, Warren, who?

Clint, the next best commentator in the NRL. What are our chances? The TAB's given us 22% chance of victory tomorrow night. But after this, you may think our chances are a hell of a lot better than that. Come on. Clint, Megan Dan. The phone lines are red-hot. Every cooler wins.

Electric Ave edition. 19 past 7, good morning. Friday, how old lady good? Get on there. You're going to electric air for free. I'm going to give you a big G up ahead of the Warriors game tomorrow night, taking on the reigning champions, the Penrith Panthers, in the first round of the playoffs.

And we can't play down how long Clint and producer Nipia have worked on this. They stayed three hours after the show yesterday. Clip was in an hour early this morning. I recorded a second radio show and two podcast episodes, and I thought, oh, no one's working harder than me. I came to get my stuff. They were still there. I got home.

I watched a full Octonauts movie with my son. They were still here. Someone's just a slow worker. It was finding the right clips that have happened, not even just throughout this season, but that have happened over the last 30 years. There was a lot of digging, a lot of chat, GPTing. Oh, God.

I feel sorry for NEPIA, because you would have started to get into one of your high-focused spirals. That would have been painful for NEPA. man, but my Nipia's a yes man He just goes, yeah, mate, yep Yeah, but when I saw you pull his pants out and spank him Because he wasn't, you know, editing No, I asked for that one, I said that was fun

I'd go to HR if I was you Okay, but I do need someone to help me right at the end The last little bit of the script Needs to come from a punter So if you would like that to be you Or you're happy to help me out I'll wait a hundred the edge And remember you'll be on air

Which means you get to go to electric air What do they need to do? What do they need to be good at? Yelling? High energy. High energy. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh.

Tomorrow is D-Day. Come on. All right. I'm about to hopefully G-Upper Nation for one of the biggest games that we will see this year. Are we ready? Yeah, we've got someone on hold

that is ready at the end. They know what they're going to do. They've called 700 times today. We had to let them through. Kyle and Jenna, they're waiting on the line. But so far, they have not got the tickets. Because they haven't got three. They will not get the tickets until they are on air

and doing what they've been told to do and it's the crescendo of the piece of audio that you and producer NEPIA have been working on for 24 hours. He's so nervous. I've been a fan of the Warriors since I was 10 years old when they started in 1995. We're in the first round of the playoffs,

that's what you need to know. The New Zealand Warriors are playing the Panthers this Saturday. But before we take a look back at the very different journeys that both teams have had to get here, let me take you back to 1995. 30 years ago when the DB bitter warriors entered the comp, running into Erickson Stadium

for the very first time. And here they come. Dean Bell will cherish and remember this magic moment in his rugby league career. Like none of them. The crowd welcomes the Yorkland Warriors. Since then, Warriors fans have had plenty to cheer about. So, Quinn and Torbury, that he's got a lot of points.

He crosses halfway, shut the gate. Here's Jones in his face. Jones is inside the 10. Jones scores. New Zealand a level. Now, Zondubay will take on Robbins! That is one of the best times you'll say. Johnson runs out

Five That's a Cut it it out Johnson Runs his own script But in 30 years We have never had a better start

To the season Damn right Than this Win it with a two point field goal Can you get this one away Charge down It ricochet space here Look at him go

How the Suma It's on Footwork Tricsaver He's over With momentum Oh, lacquer! Have a seabre for the Warriors!

Meanwhile, four-time reigning champions the Penrith Panthers have never had a worst start to their season. No, I haven't. No trying. They've conceded 60 points in 11 tries. This is not the Panthers to win them four premierships in a row. They were very unpenrith-wise, weren't they? They're tired, they're banged up.

Is it over? Can the Panthers win the Premiership? Well, the first question is can they make the eight? Meanwhile, our boys sawed to the top four where they sat all season long. Warriors survive here in Auckland. The Warriors, can you believe what you have just seen? And what a night it's been for the wards. It was all the warriors tonight.

But despite one of the worst starts to a season, the Panthers started to find. Form. Penrins, a bottom of the NRL ladder. Ivan, the Panthers are now last after 12 rounds. What's key to climbing the ladder? Win games. Is this the game where Penrith start to bounce?

Oh yes. Chicken's on his way. They don't know where to look. Paul Alamon he dives over. This is the Penrith we've all come to know. Penrott. Perring Heron combat. Now, Gary stepped inside.

Current takes the shot. Oh my God, they're going to win it! This will be our 11th visit to the playoffs in 30 years. Come on! Against the most successful team in the past decades. So much on the line, so much emotion. The atmosphere is absolutely illitering. What a showdown between these two sides?

Do not look away. Here we go. Watch this. Have you ever seen the like of this? Bam! Oh yeah. Now we've got something spectacular. Sadstational!

What a game this is! No lifelines. A season ending game for one, unbridled confidence going into next week for the other. This is do or die for the next four hours. the only three words on everyone's tongue is this

I'm the one! Yeah! Yes! I'm the one! New Zealand's behind you, boys. That was epic. And Carl and Jenna you guys are going to electric ads.

Oh, my God! One day to be alive! Yay! Thank you guys so much. So much. I don't need for 700 calls, but we got there. You did it. And when it counted, you came through for us with the Up, the Was, guys.

Congratulations. You've earned that. Of course. It would be a little delay, but hey, it was great. Perfect. They made us wait for it. You are. winners and we hope the Warriors will join you

tomorrow night against one of the best teams, if not the best team in the comp. Congratulations, guys. Absolutely. Can you give us one more guys? Kyle and Jenna, can you give us one more? Oh, that one! And just a quick high-out.

We can have a similar with the big zone, are you? That'll go. Good life, boys. Get it done for New Zealand. We're all right behind you. Clint Megan Dan Lesh goal This text

Oh god They hold on It's going again Once you see it disappears Because we're getting About a thousand next a minute I think from memory They broke their foot

Going to go and see Kasha In 2018 Yeah And then they ended up spending What would have been The concert in hospital I know I'll try and get that person back

And now they're currently sprinting around Trying to find The current burner phone Yeah So yeah hopefully they'll I hope they find it Treat carefully please

We can't be held liable For any injuries in care Just so you know Blenny more chance of you to get on the air and win a double pass to Electric Gave. In the meantime, let's look back at what our producer Nibia has felt some of the better parts of the show

of being this week that you shouldn't have missed. Atamaria, good morning, and welcome back to another producer diary. Today's every caller wins electric av tickets, so I won't waste any more of your time. Let's get into it. We kick the week off with a blood moon ritual, and I feel like Ash was a wee bit more into this

than the boys were. I release what no longer serves me. I release what no longer serves. This is the shittest sales She's now lighting all of the negativity within the bowl Yeah, I'm going to light another one Let's put his keys in their weirdly

I will need that proponent I think Now repeat after me It is done It is done Get on board and dance I'm going to say That's not what we repeat Is there anyone

Seeing the blood room this whole time We've been outside On Monday we also caught up with Vic Who runs a swingers club Over in the UK And luckily, she debunked the age old Put the Keys in the Bowl theory. Is there any truth to the keys in the bowl situation?

I mean, how horrendous would that be? Yeah, especially if you got Dan's keys. No, I'm not boxing off with somebody drives us for fear. Yeah. Amazing. It was also announced this week that Taika Waititi and Rita Orra will be making a musical about the infamous Fire Festival. But don't you worry?

Dan's already made a start on the lyrics. And nobody at the entire festival. is prepared to suck a testicle so I am gonna kneel down and open my bell I think now might be a good time for a weed game of each breakfast out of context I quite often sit down to weed

and another one from 6 a.m. this morning It's taken every little ounce of my power not to pull one before the show. Bloody brilliant. Cheers, Dan. As you all know, today is every caller wins electric air tickets. And this week, we've been giving you the chance to skip the cue with ClickBake callback. And this story from Michelle absolutely took the cake. He was a policeman. We were together for like three years.

I came back to New Zealand because my mum was sick. And when I got back home, there was a girl's necklace on the bedside table. His last round ended up telling me that he bought a girl home from town and had some fun in our bed that night. So I had to explain to my whole family in England who had booked tickets to our wedding. I still went on the honeymoon and he still came. It was so awkward. Sorry.

We had together stayed in the same hotel? Yeah, it was awkward. It was awful. And finally, I think we found the lead single for our Postcode playlist album as Dan and Clint took on a pendulum song for the city of Christchurch. best cars, likes the good bucks,

likes the maquis, and more to start you. All right, and that's all we've got time for today. We'll see you same time, same place next week, for another producer diary. Up the Waz, up the All Blacks. We'll see you next week. Thank you, Nipi. One of your best, sweetheart. We love you, darling.

And if you haven't heard the full song for Christchurch, Postcode players, we'll play it after 8 o'clock this morning. Yeah, and the video is up now, Edge Breakfast on Instagram. Maybe Definitely the cringest thing I've ever done. I don't know if it's the cringest thing Dan's ever done. Often I'd get annoyed or sad if I was left out of a video. Like you did something when I went home.

I did not feel bad that I was doing. We didn't want you anyway. I'm glad we were in an underground car park so no one could see us. Clint, Meg and Dan. Begging Duck on the edge is Take Me Over and one half of Peking Duck. Ruben is now part of... Oh, Adam. Oh, sorry, Adam. They always look like they should have the other name.

I agree. You know? Adam is now gone out on his own as Kelly Holiday. He's going to be playing at the tuning fork just outside Spark Arena and opening for him. It's our very own producer Nepheus band.

Oh, wow. Absolutely fizzing, guys. It is going to be a large evening, I believe. You're definitely going to hook up with someone tonight. Oh, really? Now I'm excited. The bassist is going to get late. Said no one ever.

Okay. Let's place the call. Hello, come in Christchurch. All right, we have checked a burn of phone in a random place in Christchurch and we thought we'd just call it throughout the morning and some lucky person will be walking past it, pick it up and wonder what the hell's going on

and then they'll find out they're going to electric air for free. It's dialing now. I will say, I've heard people are sniffing around. Now, I will say this as well. It is ringing. I can't hear it ringing. But I think because there's so many,

there's so much traffic coming through on the phones. It's taking well to connect. Oh, no. This is what happens when 20,000 people call. Do you know what? We've had 40,000 calls so far this morning attempted through to 0,800 the edge. Isn't that insane?

Over 40,000. Try it again. Let's try it again. We're trying it again. It's a weird part of the song that. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm with sex and a squeaky bed.

Okay. Do I need to call on my mobile? Yeah, go on. Okay, okay, let's end there. Look how phones are getting. Do we go to Flynn, who's the Roadrunner? Yeah, go on. Who is next to the phone right now.

He's inconspicuously just wearing black, just keeping an honour, because of course we need to then... I'm ready to call on speakerphone when you're ready. All right, let me call. I'm going to call the number on speaking on. Flynn's a bugger. Flynn, you there? Yeah, yeah, I'm loud and clear now.

Okay, okay, this is good. So the phone's not going through because there's just so much. much traffic coming on thrott on a hundred of the edge. But is there anyone sniffing around? Yes, someone literally walked straight past it. Oh, okay, okay. Okay, Ash is going to call it from her cell phone, which still counts. They'll still be on the air because she'll chuck us on speaker.

They will have Ash London's number. Oh, shish. Yeah. Calling. Flynn, can you see anyone sniffing around? It might as be me. Somebody's approaching now. Okay.

Okay, I'll put you on hold on. Maybe I'll hear me. nothing missed it that's enough oh so it carries over I was sure someone was going to answer there okay we'll call it again right out of news at 8 o'clock

if you are wandering around Christchurch and a phone starts ringing pick it up answer the phone if you hear a phone calling bloody answer it okay next we know there are a lot of parents grandma's bosses all ringing the edge to try and win

behalf. Even some saying, I'll take my mum. If that's what it takes, I'll take my parent as a parent plus one. I wonder, I wonder if we could get a great grandparent. Oh. If someone can get a great grandparent, I reckon they're some tickets in there. They use a phone

and it's tricky. That's the thing. It's high stress. It's high stress. Clint. Megan Dan could cry out of place. It's been a long morning, darling, darling. We're not even halfway there. The phones are breaking. We're breaking. It's absolutely manic but we

appreciate you all calling and trying to get on the air to win a double pass or electric have we want to get you all there. Yeah now if you're struggling to get through this morning and God knows there is a lot of people trying to get through we've had 46,000 calls as of right now. You can text Rover to 3343 for the and you can register online for the Rover

call back and we could be just calling you back. Yeah, right easier. You don't have to do any heavy lifting really. You just go back to bed with your phone on loud. Yeah, just make sure your phones on loud, we'll call you back. So text Rover to 3343 and we'll flip you back the left for that. Pro V-A. Yeah.

Okay. Carl, producer Carl's walking into the studio. Hi. Who have you got for me, darling? Okay, this is Hayden. Hayden. He's calling him for his daughter. Okay.

Morning Hayden. Hello, Hayden. Good morning, Tim. How are we? Yeah, good. I love that we having to take calls through our producer Carl's phone. Okay. Because at the peak behind the curtain, we've had so many calls this morning that the phones have crashed.

Yeah, the phones have crashed, my darling. So, who are you trying to win tickets for you, somebody else? Oh, from a noise. year old have been up since Hubbard's five. I've rung over 500 times now trying to get through. Can you name one of the artists that's going to be on the line-up that she wants to see it, Electric Ave, Hayden? I'm more than panicking.

Split-ins. Split-ins. There we go. Come on. Is your daughter there with you, my sweet? Oh, no. She's a uni student, so I think she's gone back to sleep. Okay, so you've been a hero and you've woken up early.

What a great dad. You are a great dad, my sweet. I can also hear, like, the nervousness in Dad's voice. Yeah. Now, unfortunately, because you haven't got through on 0-800 The Edge, we can't give you the tickets. No, he's joking. We would love to give you the ticket. We would love to make you the world's best dad. Congratulations, Haydoll. Oh, I love it.

Good on your, Dale. Give us a scream, Hayden. Oh, amazing. Give us a big girly scream. I go, ah! Yeah, there we go. We'll take it. Now you get to be the dad of the year and call your daughter.

Do you want to do it on air? Don't call her yet. We'll try and get you to call her on here so everyone can hear you being dad of the year. Otherwise, how good to put them in a card for Christmas when she thinks she's missed out on tickets? Oh, you can't hold on to the secret for three months. And then she's gone buy them. Yeah. All right, Hado, you chill there, my brother, and we're going to try to get you and your daughter on so you can tell her the good news.

Okay, good on your mate. Okay. Awesome. Thank you. Okay, well, don't remember, text Rover to 3343 if you want to register for the callback. A lot of people doing that right now. My whole phone is just crashed. Yeah, my whole system just shut down in front of me.

Okay, well, there is a, oh yeah, mine too. Okay, there is a burn of phone in Christchurch. Hidden, we will call it again next. And if you're in Christchurch, you hear it ready and pick it up, you're on the air, you're going for free as well. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. Hello, come in Christchurch. We've got a burn of phone hidden in Christchurch

Let's call it now If somebody picks it up Unknowingly they're about school themselves Double Fast or Electric Ave There's a lot of people sniffing around it apparently Hello you three Who are we speaking to this morning You are speaking with Harris

Harris What are you doing next February? Next February I think I might be owned to Electric Avenue and you're pretty Yeah you are! How long have you been looking at? for the burner phone, Harris?

Not very easy, I'll be honest. I could walk past it a couple of times. Yeah. No, I saw it buzzed and then, oh, he's the screen. Look at that. How good, mate. Congratulations. Where was the phone, mate? Shopped in a bush by your two lovely workers here.

Oh, in a bush. Classic. Like all good things, found in a bush by a canal. Yeah. Well done, Harris. Yeah, you know, the boat sheds at punting on the Avon. It was just to the right of those in a bush. What sort of phone is it out of? Is it a flash phone or just want it like a Nokia 33-10?

Well, I was actually saying earlier, I thought I was looking for a flip phone or something, but apparently you guys have upgraded to a touchscreen now. You do think a burner phone's going to be something old and shitty, but not at the edge. No, with our budget, come on. iPhone 4. That's actually an iPhone 17.

We've got an early one just for this. Oh, wow. Did I get to keep it? No. No, you get that back. Well, yeah, you can swap it with Flynn, who's one of the edge roadrunners there, and he'll give you a double pass or electric have for it.

Wonderful. I think I might just do that. Congratulations, bro. for listening, mate. Thanks, Frank. All right, if you missed it, a real anthem for Christchurch that Dan was the brainchild behind

putting together a postcode playlist for Christchurch, if you missed it. Hell of a banger. Yeah, and it features the guy that came eighth in New Zealand Idol in it as well doing some vocals. How did you get him on it? No, I just called him.

He begged me to go on. Please, did I do anything? Irrelevant. Yeah. Superita Carpenter on the edge. Manchild. This one going out to Dan. It's the edge. Clint Megan Danz

Stinky Boo It's Clint Megan Dan's Every cooler wins Fast Pass Cola Let me slide this number to you You could take Carl our producer If you wanted Yeah

He's more slightly ginger But I mean know that he'd pass Yeah We've been giving you a chance this week To get on here and share your amazing stories To win a fast pass So that we call you back to get on here And win a double pass to an electric have

And we already had Michelle score a double pass For this story Which is an awful story but it's been a while she found out her fiance was cheating two weeks before their wedding

he was a policeman we were together for like three years I came back to New Zealand because my mum was sick and when I got back home there was a girl's necklace on the bedside table his best friend ended up telling me

that he'd bought a girl home from town and had some fun in our bed that night so I had to explain to my whole family in England who had booked tickets to our wedding I still went on the honeymoon and he still came It was so awkward.

Sorry? What did you? You went together, stayed in the same hotel? Yes, it was awkward. It was awful. Why did you do that, Michelle? My parents had decided to come on the honeymoon as well, so I stayed in with them, so I didn't stay in.

But it was awful. So she was even on the plane next to him and saw him at the buffet every morning. Imagine the conversation on that flight. I'd be definitely taking both armrests. So Michelle's already scored. herself a double. This was another one of the stories this week that we think is worthy of a call, but if they

don't pick up, we go into 0-800 the edge and those tickets could be yours. I used to work at a brawl store and this guy comes in and he says, today's my saggedo. I've been sent on the scavenger hunt and one of them is like coming in and you guys help me try on like a full lingerie set. The girls go into the changing room and they help him

and they're giggling and putting all these things on him and taking photos and you know, it's all fun and then he thanks to him and he leaves. Anyway, later my manager is talking to one of the other chain stores in the different area and she goes, yeah, that guy tried that with us two weeks ago.

People were so weird. It had a twit. It was a great story. It had a twist at the end. We're going to call Jess back. Yeah, we're calling Jess. Hopefully she's been listening. She gets the tickets. If she doesn't, we go through to someone else. Are you speaking? Jess!

Oh, my friend! Fast bus is yours. You're going to electric cam. Thank you so much. Oh my God, thank you so much. I've been anxiously waiting all the morning. because you might have picked my one. Yeah, we did. Do you still work at the Brass Shop or you moved on?

No, I don't, but that was a very fun job. Yeah, I bet it was better work stories. She loves touching teddy. Oh my God. Thank you so much. You're welcome, sweetheart. Good on you, darling. Enjoy Electric Abia legend.

And don't be a stranger. Come see us. See you there. Yes, absolutely. Thank you so much. Love you guys. Love you too, sweetheart. She's the best.

Love Jess. You are Love Just too. I'll have a quick answer too. Keep calling. We're nearly at 60,000. called this morning through to 0800 the edge for every caller wins. You can text Rover as well to 3343 if you

want to fast pass and we'll call you back later you just have to register. Still lots of tickets to give away we're not going to run out guys. It does mean because we went to Jess and she did pick up unfortunately we didn't get a chance to go to you Tamzan. That's okay, no problem. No but we did though because you're on here.

So technically I pay tickets. You're going to electric band. Thanks, guys. Oh, that's awesome. You're very welcome, Tampton. So it can happen at any moment, at any time. You just think, when it's over, you're going.

Congratulations, you hold here. More chances for you to win. Coming up this morning, just keep calling. I wait a hundred with the edge. It's going to say in the words of ACOM, but that's a bit of a throwback. You don't do that, Clint. Yeah, I won't. I won't, then.

Clint Meg and Dan. Every caller wins. Look at Blitz! Good morning. It's just gone 8.30 on your Friday. Good in the Hood is on at Z. You can vote today. Shout out to our show sponsor, Zed. If you love our show,

support the sponsor. Swing by Zed. This way, man. They're lovely in there. Very lovely. We've been on board with them for a very long time, so we appreciate you guys. Right. Ticket Blitz is next. I'm nervous. We're giving out a bunch of tickets. If you have friends

who are sorting themselves out and all you have to do is worry about yourself. Yeah. Let's do single tickets and rip through as many as we can. Oh yeah, because it's been doubles so far, so this is just singles. But you're right, Clint, if someone's going, like your mates are going along, you just need one for yourself, this is it. Even if your mates aren't going along, this is the kind of thing you can go by yourself

and make friends straight away, have the best day of your life. Okay, we're going to give away a whole load of singles next. We've got a DRAX project song in the mix because, of course, they're going to be playing an electric have. Oh, my God. I'm just looking at the music guy. Can I swap it out for my favorite DRAX project song? I'm going to a thumbs up or thumbs down?

Down! Oh, honey, boy. Oh my God, that is the biggest flex from the boss I've ever seen. It was like Gladiator, where he held it sideways and then just went, no. What a loser clip! Okay. Hey, I'm a rule player, though, not a rule breaker. So I always respect the authority appointed above you.

So we will play what's there. Can I just read a text? It just came through. Producer Neepia, and she's included his surname, so we know that it's legit, was my first boyfriend in primary school. Put me on the edge and I'll tell you how I broke his heart. I thought he'd never had a girlfriend. Oh, well, primary school.

Yeah, primary school, long time ago. I have to send some messages out. Wow, you should have been better. You could be married by now. He is a cat. I will say this, Neepia is a catch. And if someone's willing to break his heart, can I say, they don't deserve tickets to switch ago.

Yeah, damn right. Clint, Meg and Dan. all the wins. The good blitz! Electricab, let's see if we can get you there for free. You get on the air, you are going. We've got single tickets. We're going through a bit of a blitz right now.

You get on the air. You're going. Your ticket is sorted. Don't worry about anyone else. Stuff him. We don't need other people. They can find everyone at midday when tickets go on sale. Yeah.

Like Pobbo losers. Belinda! Oh my God! Just for screaming on the radio, you've going to Electric Ave, babe. Good on you, darling. Oh, you're a legend. That's a bloody reaction.

Love you, darling. Now, you just, everybody that wins tickets, just promise you'll come and see us. Yes. Yeah, we want a hug. Oh, my gosh. I don't want a hug. Yeah, Ash is a bit of a germifos. Just a wave.

Oh, my gosh, it is so exciting. Thank you so much. You're welcome, darling. You earned it, baby girl. Who's next on your wedding? Marlia, am I saying that right, Marlia? Yes. Okay, you're through.

Yes, you are. What did you promise? So you promised us something if you got for every tickets. I'll sing on the radio. I'll see you go, babe. Okay, the airway's yours. Okay, I'm going to sing. Okay, hold on.

Maybe I need some rehab or maybe just need some sleep. I got a sick of session. I've seen it in my dreams. I'm looking down every alley. I'm making those desperate calls. I'm staying up all night In my head against the world What you've got

Boy, it's hard to fight I think about it All the time I'm all struggling She almost got to the course To get her, man It was like we had kiss her on the line You love, you love, you love

It's my time Yeah, you got a bit of a delay with the phone Good on your Malia Enjoy electric and stay safe, party hard. We love you, darling. Joe, you're also going to Electric Ave. Woo-hoo! You're beauty. Yeah, baby.

How good, Joe. Congratulations. She got the ticket for her son. That's a good mom. What a legend. My mom never did anything like that. People have called through on the same phone. Oh, which one are we going to get? Which is tricky because this is just a single ticket up for grabs.

Morgan and Abby, good morning. Hey! Who said hi? Hello, Morgan and Evie. Yeah, but who's the one that said hi first? Morgan. Okay, well, you're going to go to a ticket. Unfortunately, Abby, you're going to have to buy your ticket.

What about Abby? What about Abby? I was single tickets. She can't put Abby behind. We set up all right. Okay. I mean, would you feel okay going without her? Like, would you rather not go at all?

No, I need my partner in crime. I need my partner in crime. So you're happy to give up your single ticket so that you don't leave. her out. So, yeah, here's the, here's the call. You go on your own or you forego your ticket and no one wins because you can't go without her. Oh,

no, both of us need to go, partner in crime. Would you forego your ticket? Morgan, listen to me. If you say that you'll forego the ticket, that means you're a legend and we'll probably just give you two, okay? It's kind of what I was. So let Clint ask you, let let you again. I can't leave

edge behind. Oh, we couldn't let you do that. We couldn't let you do that, ma. Guys, we're electric! Ash, she's through all my games. She's too smart. I kind of wanted her to keep saying no, and then we actually went to someone else. Savatory, I love it.

Congrats, Morgan, Abby. You girls will be there. Come say hi, we'll be an electric game. Fibb. Tagli Bark and crushed you. Who was that, Morgan or Abby? Yeah. My friend.

Wow. Geez, they sound like trouble. Yeah, they're going to be part. They're going to be... I don't even remember having that much energy when I was, like, young, when my girlfriend. I reckon if you go front left at any stage an electric cab, you'll see Morgan and Abby.

Yeah, what I'm just going to have like a glittery bra thing on? Yeah. Yeah, the cowboy house on. Tassels, nipple tassels. More chances, beauty, he hands on. There's snow tassels big enough for these. These areiolis? Post-pressed feeding areiolists.

Oh, I've got a spotlight, get to the sequence and put them on a dinner plate. I got my nipple tassels for you guys. I'm going to blow up. of music. These guys are losing their minds. It's the edge. A salad bowl. Okay. Clint, Megan Dan. Every caller wins tickets to Electric Ave this morning.

You know who's on my mind at the moment? Um, no. Ashley, who's just text through. Oh, as you're saying with me, it says with me I'm married, I will not make out with you in class. Not again. Again. Ashley, who's text through, says she is currently, her call log

is 2,200 calls since 6 a.m. If that's true, and you can screenshot that Ashley improve it will give you a single pass to head along. Well, she'd be a large percentage because we've just clicked over 70,000 calls through to 0,800 the edge this morning. Let's see if we can get over 100,000 by the end of the show. I wonder the maths on that. In 180 minutes

she's called 2 and 1⁄2,000. So that means that she's called 12 times a minute. So she's called every 5 seconds. I guess that makes out. For three hours. If that is true and you can show us a screenshot, we'll get you on. Yeah, okay. Let's take a look back at the week that has been

She's been busy. Producer Nebia has the highlights, inverted commas. Atamaria, good morning and welcome back to another producer diary. Today's Every Caller wins electric av tickets, so I won't waste any more of your time. Let's get into it. We kick the week off with a blood moon ritual, and I feel like Ash was a wee bit more into this than the boys were. I release what no longer serves me. I release what no longer serves me. This is the shittest sale.

She's now lighting all of the... Negativity within the bowl. I'm going to light another one. Let's put his keys in there weirdly. I will need that propeller, I think. Now, repeat after me. It is done. It is done.

Get on board, Dan. Get on board, Dan, I'm going to say. That's not what we repeat. That's just my... Has anyone seen the blood room this whole time? On Monday, we also caught up with Vic, who runs a swingers club over in the UK. And luckily, she debunked the age-old, put the keys in the bowl theory. Is there any truth to the keys that?

the bowl situation. I mean, how horrendous would that be? Yeah. I'm not boxing on your Dan's keys. No, I'm not boxing off as somebody drives a sphere. Yeah. Amazing. It was also announced this week that Tycho Waititi and Rita Orra

will be making a musical about the infamous fire festival. But don't you worry? Dan's already made a start on the lyrics. And nobody at the entire festival is prepared to suck a testicle. Oh my God. I am going to kneel down. And open my bell. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I think now might be a good time for a weed game of each breakfast out of context. I quite often sit down to weed. And another one from 6 a.m. this morning. I've taken every little ounce of my power not to pull one before the show. Bloody brilliant. Cheers, Dan. You all know today is every caller wins electric air tickets, and this week, we've been giving you the chance to skip the cue with clickbait callback, and this story from Michelle absolutely

took the cake. He was a policeman. We were together for like three years. I came back to New Zealand because my mum was sick, and when I got back home, there was a girl's necklace on the bedside table. His restaurant ended up telling me that he bought a girl home from town and had some fun in our bed that night. So I had to explain to my whole family in England who had booked tickets to our wedding.

Oh my God. I still went on the honeymoon and he still came. It was so cool. Yeah. Sorry. We went together. Stayed in the same hotel. Yeah, it was awkward.

It was awful. And finally, I think we found the lead single for our Postcode playlist album as Dan and Clint took on a pendulum song for the city of Christchurch. All right. And then. We're all right. Lots of fast cars. Lots of my heat and more to die. All right.

That's all we've got time for today. We'll see you same time, same place next week for another producer diary. Up the Waz, up the All Blacks. We'll see you next week. Up the Wards, thank you, Names. How old lady good, or I cannot wait for us to send the Panthers

packing in the first round after winning the championship four years in a row. Go back to Panthers. Sold out, isn't it? Yeah, saw the post from the NZ Warriors on Insta. Sold out, it's going to be a hell of a crowd. Right. We got a text from Ashley saying

that she's called 2,500 times since 6 a.m. to the maths, ash. Every five seconds for two and a half, three hours she's called. Yeah, we've had people text me through saying 300, 400. Two thousand, two hundred. She's going to have an IRSI. She's going to need to have a wrist brace on after this. She could also be a liar. We've gone to producer Carl to get proof. Yeah, TMO out in the box here.

Guys, I'm just checking the score now. And she has sent a picture, a screenshot through to our Instagram page. I can confirm she is called over 2,000 times. Wow. Ashley, congratulations. Persistence pays off. You are going to Electric Ave. Oh, my God.

Thank you so much. You understand how sore my fingers are. I can imagine you've got callousers. Well, Carl, our producer Carl lives... Oh, my God. Producer Carl lives in your suburbs, so he'll come over up to work and give you a hand massage. Yep.

Oh, that sounds lovely. I love that. Okay. God, it's a win-win. Imagine he really does it. And he sends a message. at like 2 o'clock. Oh, just leaving Ashley's house now.

We're like, bro, that's weird. Well done, Ashley. Your persistence has paid off. Thank you so much. See you at Electric app. Oh, my God. Remember as well, you go, sorry, I hung up. Sorry, Dan's, you busy?

Well, I was going to say this. If you have missed out on getting through, there is still time to text Rover to 3343 for the rover call back. You just register online. And then after 9 o'clock this morning, we'll call someone back. Yeah, it's missed out.

Okay. New Music Friday coming up next. There are plenty of tracks that may become your new favourite including a brand new Ed Sheeran album play that's out today. New Ed Sheeran. His new song is called Camera. Has he found his old camera now? Because he found his own home the other day.

What's on his old camera? Hey, bloody good shout from somebody who's just ticked through and actually saw one news copping a bit of flack actually about not reporting on the Black Ferns. Oh yeah, I saw that too. That's a great point. Dogs. They're killing it.

Yeah. A World Cup on at the moment. Only comes around once every four years and one news of not being reporting on it. Disgusting. Don't know. I guess the A-Bs are on. The Warriors are in the playoffs.

I'm sick of it. And all the boys' sports. And the black men's doing incredibly well. Taking on South Africa Sunday. God, this. They only have, like, what is it? Don't they only have like two or three games and they'll take the whole thing out?

Hasis, can I just take you through their history? in the World Cup. They beat Ireland 40-0. They beat Spain 54 to 8. They're tied with Canada, we'll allow it. 62 to 19, they beat Japan. 79 to 14, they beat the USA. And then 38 to 12, they beat Australia.

So they're in the quarterfinals in a World Cup that comes around once every four years and there just isn't enough chat about it. Come on, girls. Demolition Derby over here. Yes. So, I mean... So Sunday is the game. Yeah, what a time to be a sports fan and then you do have

the A-Bs and the Warriors both on tomorrow. In fact, there's crossover with that game. There's about a half an hour window where both games will be on at the same time. So, bars, I imagine, will be playing both games and people are going left. Right. And we need to be putting good calmer out. So you need to be supporting the ladies. Yeah, it's 12 a.m. Sunday morning as well.

So get up early. Yeah, don't be scared. Support the girls. That's going to be amazing. I'm not scared. Are you scared? Are you scared? I'm not scared. I'm not scared of you. South Africa, who? But also love our South African friends. I love the Browns Bay listeners. You just spat on them.

Yeah, but just the team, but then even the team I do love them because I support all women in support. If somebody liked me, you know, especially my Ashland, I don't know. Hey, my husband might be listening. He'd be like, oh my God, don't tell everyone else secrets, babe. We're probably going too late for this, but should we get into it anyway? He may's a Friday. Oh, yeah, now, why not?

New music Friday. Brand new. Oh, can turn at the back that we've got it. And Sharon's got a brand new album at play. It dropped Tita Today, Junior, the new track from that one. It's called Camera. Sounds like this. Some visions don't ever fade.

I don't need a camera to capture. I like. I'll remember how you look tonight. This is the music video, he's releasing. It's got him and this other girl that's not his actual wife pretending to be Sherry. Originally it was going to be cheering. They were going to use all of their real photos and memories, but then she's like, no, I don't want my face out there.

So he re-did them all with the famous actress. Oh, wow. Well, if you do want to check out the old phone pub that's popped up in commercial bay in Auckland, to the a year jarvos are going to be there. Bring your favourite best orange-themed item and you could score yourself a double pass. If not, just cruise down, hear some great music

and enjoy a drink with the team. Yeah, they've got Guinness, Steinlager from memory. Demo Levato, who's got a brand new one. It's called Here All Night. For the base till it's hitting me right Sweatting on the dance floor Under the light to get over you. Yeah, that's enough.

And 21 pilots, who I love. I'm happy to have there. Those guys back. City walls. Move it up, move it's a bridge. I wonder where you are. I wanted to tell me the way around the same. They have a huge fan base 21 pilots.

They do. They do. In terms of just real die-hard fans. Yeah. He's on one of them got his full, Like full tat, is in like every, like, a block tat. I think Ed Sharon's the pick of the week for me. Agree.

And also, a big shout-out to 1NZ for that pop-up in Commercial Bay in Auckland. And shout-out to 1-NZ for supporting the bloody warriors. Oh, they're the best. Up to all us. And the Blackfeels. The whole country is. I don't think 1NZ sponsor the Blackfeels. Yeah, but still doesn't matter.

If we say one team, we have to do that. I know it's a different kind of rugby. Yeah. Also, I'm saying. I'm saying. Yeah, love for all. Love for all the sponsors and all the teams

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