The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW every caller wins flight vouchers!!

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join the Edge Breakfast team as they celebrate Jetstar's 16th birthday with massive giveaways, including Jetstar flight vouchers up to $2000! Me...g prepares for her final night out before mat leave, and her best friend shares tips on how to keep her out till midnight. The team also plays the A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity game, discusses Dan's ability to recognize AI-created music, and gets ready for a big party. Special guest Ash London shares celebrity interview secrets, and listener stories take center stage. Don’t miss the heartwarming, hilarious, and surprising moments in this episode! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meg & Dan Podcast00:53 Jetstar's Sweet 16 Giveaway04:45 Dan's Beach Encounter07:33 Every Caller Wins: Listener Stories09:23 Scandal with Meg: Robbie Williams and More23:40 Clickbait Callback: Intriguing Listener Stories36:29 Ginga Day: Hugging Challenge39:50 More Jetstar Giveaways41:28 Introducing Ash London42:09 Celebrity Interviews and Taylor Swift's Superpower43:03 Guess What Happens Next: Taylor Swift Edition44:09 Worst Celebrity Encounters46:29 Harry Styles and Regular Conversations49:08 Preparing for Meg's Last Night Out01:06:56 A-List, B-List, or C-List: Celebrity Rankings01:16:47 Jetstar's 16th Birthday Giveaway  

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then thrown your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megendan Podcast. As the nation slowly wakes up from their slumber, these three have been awake for hours. Crafting their finest content. Preparing the latest in music and celeb news. Restocking the prize cupboard.
Starting point is 00:00:31 And sharpening their wit. And now they're ready. Put down your coffee. Fasten your seatbelt. And turn up your radio because it's time for Clint, Meg and Dan. Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, let's go! Bang on 6 o'clock every caller wins TESA flight vouchers this morning between now and 10 o'clock. It's been a while Meg since we've done this.
Starting point is 00:01:04 It's been a really long time. They're always such an exciting morning. The whole studio is decorated, if I can describe it for you, in colours of orange, which means... Every... I thought we'd do it together.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Oh, I thought we did it. Yeah, we've sort of done it before. I thought together though. I thought together. I thought it was gonna be like, I know, but then I wasn't in there. So I thought we could... Here we go. Here we reset, let Meg have her moment. No, no, just together though. Okay, well let's go. I thought it was going to be like, I know, but I wasn't in there. Here we go, reset, let Meg have her moment. No, just together moment.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Okay, together go. Ready? So the studio's in Orange, so that means... Every caller... Oh, I thought we were going to stitch her up again. We're going to have to get on the same level. Oh yeah, every caller wins this back. You can win a flight voucher from anywhere between $102,000.
Starting point is 00:01:49 There are a whole bunch of them to give away this morning. That's epic. So if you're in need of a holiday, we will get you there if you get on the air. I'm dressed as a pilot this morning and you guys are not dressed as anything. Oh yeah, Clint's got a bomber jacket, he looks like Tom Cruise. I would not be getting on a plane if Clint was dressed like that. Well I'd say I'd not be getting on a plane if you was dressed, if the pilot was dressed like that. Well, I'd say I'd not be getting on a plane if you were dressed as my pilot.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Your tie is about three inches long. I'm more focused on the flying, not on the tie doing. I have never seen such a short tie. You have a tiny tie. It's almost like a leg one of those others. You have to be comfortable when you're doing a long haul flight. Well, it's very tight around your neck.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Yeah, I might actually take it off. It's very stormy. Cut off the circulation, you know, it's here. Rain and neck. Yeah, I might actually take it off. It's very stormy. Get off the circulation, you know, it's here. Rain and stuff which you might need. Clint, Meg and Dan. Jetstar turns 16, Sweet 16 today. Yes, we're giving away Jetstar flight vouchers to everyone that gets on here with us this morning. That range between $102,000.
Starting point is 00:02:40 It's time to party with Jetstar sweet 16 sale on now You can book a trip or two at Jetstar.com before it all ends on Saturday That's so cool. Thanks Jetstar. It's gonna be real easy to pick a 6 a.m. throwback then. Oh yeah, there's so many flying songs, isn't there? Alright, what about let's start with holiday, Dizzy Ruskell. Okay. There's a few holiday songs. Green Day's got one too. Oh yeah, true. Oh, iconic.
Starting point is 00:03:06 I remember Massad. I don't remember Massad. Do you? I don't remember this either. It's a good song. Um, Take Me Higher. J. Williams, Dane Rumble. Dane Rumble.
Starting point is 00:03:29 Dane Rumble, how good was he? He's not releasing new music. Oh, Tones and I's got a good Fly 1. Oh yes! Yes! That's going to be hard to beat. Oh yeah. Oh, that's got a good mood to it. Learn to Fly by Elton John.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Lenny Kravitz. Okay, running out of options, I could probably go Creed Hire. Producer Neems has stood up in the booth. He's fighting for that one. Or like a Nicki Minaj Rihanna. Oh my god! I'm going to the light, to the conquer, to the light. Well I know my vote, my vote is for Tones and I.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Yeah. I think I'm going to second that. Oh really? Yeah, Tones and I. I think that's our first agreement. It's unanimous. Yeah. Here it is, our 6am throwback flyaway.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Tones and I, all tying in with our Jetstar Every Caller Wins. You get on here this morning and you'll win a Jetstar Flight voucher ranging from $100 to $2,000. We'll give one away next. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Every Caller that gets on the air Wednesday, Jetstar Flight voucher ranging from $100 to $2,000. We'll get to a giveaway in just a sec, but first, team,
Starting point is 00:04:44 time for a little coffee catch up. What's been going on? Oh my gosh, I've heard, I can't wait to hear the story. I've heard that Dan got told off by a stranger client. Oh yeah, yesterday. Oh, I love when that happens. And not only told off, but I got oied. You know when someone goes, oi!
Starting point is 00:04:57 Oh, so you didn't even know they were watching you, so you might've dropped, did you litter? No, all it was, to be honest, it was on the same kind of wavelength as that. So I was, I just bought a remote control car. Yes, I'm 12 years old. And I took it down to the beach yesterday and there's this place called Shoal Bay, which is down the road from my house and it's like a little beach where there's like birds and
Starting point is 00:05:17 it's quite a habitat of like crabs and birds fossocking around. It's not just a normal beach? Yeah, but it's like a little, it's kind of mangrovey. So there's like, so yeah, it's quite dirty. It's not a beach you'd go and sunbathe. Anyway, I went down there and I thought it'd be fine because there's no one there. So I was driving my...
Starting point is 00:05:31 But the wildlife trying to raise the young. Well, that's the thing. And I was driving my car around, doing skids and stuff around on the beach, and I heard from the distance, I! Like that, and I was like, Jesus, what's going on? There's this guy storming over.
Starting point is 00:05:44 So like, you know, he's got pace. He's like this. I love it, I love it, I love it. Like, he was an older guy. I could see him and I was like, Jesus, what's going on? There's this guy storming over. So like, you know, he's got pace. He's like this. Like, he was an older guy. I could see him and he's like, you could tell he was a beeline towards me. Oi! Like that. And I go, shit. Like this, I stop my car and I go, sorry.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Sorry. And he's like, you should not be driving that car around here. There's small wildlife. There's young, fledging little shawls. Oh bless him. They can't speak for themselves. You're doing a run over the shawls. Exactly. I wasn't aiming for them.
Starting point is 00:06:10 It's not a pech me. It was a bird. I hit one of them. It was an accident. You know, no I didn't, okay. But he came over, he was yelling at me like full spit coming out of his mouth. Oh that full angry. That's when if someone doesn't come to you and go, hey man respectfully, surely you can find somewhere else to drive. You go, fair. When someone comes in that hot, that's when you're met. I got my back up. Yeah, that's when you go, well show me a sign mate. That's what I said! If there was a sign, I would have not done it. But there's no sign. I came down here, there's no one else here, I haven't seen any wildlife to be honest.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Don't you dare yell at me. And I pointed my finger back at him and he came back He was pointing two fingers was this yelling? Two fingers He did cuz I left and he stormed after me so I was like I'll go I'm gonna leave and so I picked up He's standing with his arms crossed like this, still shaking with anger. It's honestly the most white man story I've ever heard. And I walked off and he stormed behind me like this,
Starting point is 00:07:14 to make sure I was leaving. He might. Got your number plate just in case. Yeah, yeah, remote control car. And posted it in the boot and then off you went. Won't be going down to Shoal Bay anymore. He was literally probably looking out his window being like, oh, I'm gonna go down there.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Is it noisy? Your car has no electric? I've got it in this morning actually. Yeah, it is quite noisy. I brought it in. Why'd you bring it in? To show you. Every caller wins life vouchers today.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Every caller wins Magista. And our first winner of the morning, Taylor! Woohoo! Oh my god, good morning! How are you doing, Taylor? Good morning, Taylor. Thanks for listening nice and early.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Is this a regular listening time for you or are you up especially? I'm headed to the gym, but I'm just delaying things. I was hoping I could be the first caller. Okay. Is the ideal, like, what would delaying things. I was hoping I could be the first caller. Okay. Where's the ideal, like, what would you wanting to be doing with the voucher? I'd love to pop it towards a trip to Australia.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Okay. If possible. Perfect. Okay, what's in Australia? Family. Family. I'd love to be family. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Yeah. Okay. Kayla, you have one yourself. Good luck. $250 vouchers! Well done. Congrats, Kayla. Oh my god. That is awesome. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Very welcome, babe. Thank you so much for listening. And yeah, have the best time visiting your fam. Thank you so much, guys. Have a great day. You too. You're very welcome, Kim. The lines are completely full and they're going to be full all morning, but there's still a chance to get through. Actually no I'm going back to Taylor. Taylor I want more energy than that actually. I'm gonna come back.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I need more energy. You've got $250 life voucher early in the morning. You're our first winner. Come on. Thank you so much. More, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, Every call or words you get on the air, we're giving away just our fly vouchers all morning through till 10. Scandal with Meg. Scandal is thanks to Rova. The more you listen, watch and play on Rova, the more entries you get for a brand new Cooper Tirema. Um, looks like Dan's seen the footage, but Robbie Williams was performing.
Starting point is 00:09:40 By the way, he's a great follower on Instagram. I mean, what, Robbie Williams? He's great. Probably one of my favorite followers on Instagram. He's extremely real. Very walls down. He says that he does these posts where he writes in his notes and kind of releases it and talks about recent one I found I really connected to. Not for me, but I was like, wow that's really brave. Where he spoke to his fans of like I'm finding it really hard to not feel like angry or frustrated when people swarm me in public sort of thing
Starting point is 00:10:13 because obviously he's Robbie Williams and they're not not being polite about it you know just kind of treating them like getting photos and pushing them and not even talking to him and sort of thing and he said I just find it really overwhelming but he wasn't selling them to not come up to him like Chappell Rome did. It was just like hey sometimes it's quite hard. Great storyteller as well Robbie Williams. If you've ever want to hear a great story, the best. Find the YouTube of him on Graham Norton telling the story about when he was staying in a castle and there was a lady in his room. That was one of the best stories I've ever heard. One of the best told eh?
Starting point is 00:10:46 Oh he's so good. So he was performing on stage when he brought up some mates of his. Ladies and gentlemen, the first time they've been seen on stage for 25 years. My mates. Five. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Oh, ho, ho. Yeah, so pretty amazing. What a cool thing to have. I mean, there are obviously a few steps down from One Direction, but I'm trying to think who could be the person, if Robbie Williams could get five back together, who's going to get the person to get the remaining members of One Direction back together? Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran was like, ladies and and gentlemen, the first time One Direction!
Starting point is 00:11:46 Like I reckon he would. Your voice cracked a little bit, are you ok? Yes. I'm emotional. Robbie Williams has the largest record of the biggest audience at a concert in the UK as well. 375,000 people went to see him at Net Worth in 2003. I would love to see him live. I think he'd see him live. Yeah. I think it'd be amazing. He's got so many hats. I love Robbie Williams. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:08 They still had it with these. Sorry about that. What was that? Do you think we should play five, keep on moving and pull next? Yes, that's what I said, yeah. Yeah, I mean, if you want to. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:19 If you want to. That is what I was saying. I mean, you could get that next just after the break. Why not? It's a special day. It's a special day. It's a special day. Yes, yes. The mean, you could get that next, just after the break. Why not? It's a special day! It's a special day! Yes, yes. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Robbie Williams took to stage, was he over in the UK at the time? And brought the boys up on stage. Ladies and gentlemen, the first time they've been seen on stage for 25 years! My mates! Five! There's a place in the world that would get that sort of crowd going, because they're an English boy band, an English pop star. And Robbie Williams isn't huge in America. Like he's not super famous over there, he's only really Europe. New Zealand and Australia.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Yeah, get him a follower, he can follow 3.4 million followers. And he's quite raw on social media. Yeah, he's really, really good. Funny man too. All right, around this time, if you are up early, because if we call it wins, just our flight vouchers this morning, you're up early. Maybe you don't know that we will always try and get to know a different listener
Starting point is 00:13:14 of the show every morning as we try to get to know all of you one at a time. I cannot get, get, get to know, know, know, know You better, better, baby I wanna get to know her This morning we're getting to know Nikki. Hi Nikki. Morning Nikki. Good morning team. I was actually just doing a little wee boogie today as well.
Starting point is 00:13:33 How good. How good eh? Nikki works as a teacher aide and a housewife. She drives a Toyota Corolla. Her nickname is Nipples. Her star sign is Leo. No, she's the husband and two kids. Don't ask me any questions about the nickname because that's going to be my question of the morning. But anything else you want to ask Nikki this morning? No, you just focused on the nipples. I'm not focused on the nipples. I don't think of anything else.
Starting point is 00:13:56 I mean, there's other questions in there. Just go children. Oh, boys do love a nickname. Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. It is going to be the question of the morning. Yeah, it's like you don't want to ask why I drive a Toyota Corolla. Yeah, exactly, Okay, all right. It is gonna be the question of the morning. Yeah, but you don't wanna ask why I drive a Toyota Corolla.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Yeah, exactly, Nicky. It's so interesting about you. Because it's reliable, maybe? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Because in the course, they hate them. When was the last time you went on holiday?
Starting point is 00:14:19 Oh, we've just actually literally been on holiday, excuse me, to Taupo, up north. Oh, yes. Well, back in January. Oh, I'm so glad you said Taupo up north. So, well back in January. Oh, I'm so glad you said Taupo and you didn't say Greece. Yeah, yeah. I think people will forgive you for that one. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Yeah, take me to Greece, man. Taupo is lovely, but I mean, yeah, it was more meaning, you know, getting out of the country and traveling overseas where it's warmer. Yeah, Taupo, the beautiful part of the country. Yeah, that'd be nice, though. Okay. Okay, so Nikki, the beautiful part of the country. Yeah, that'd be nice though. Okay. Okay, so Nikki, her nickname is Nipples Boys,
Starting point is 00:14:49 but we're gonna take a guess at why that is and see who gets closest. Yeah. I think she's, cause she's got quite prominent ones. Right. I reckon we're just gonna go straight down, that she's, people are like, there she is, there's Nikki with her big nipples.
Starting point is 00:15:00 With her big, big old nipples. I'm gonna go with the hydro slide accident where the top came flying off and everyone's seen him. And so now she gets called nipples. With her big, big old nipples. I'm gonna go with a hydro slide accident where the top came flying off and everyone's seen him. And so now she gets called nipples. Okay. I'm going to say that Nikki was a prolific and proud breast feeder. Oh!
Starting point is 00:15:17 And so she just mounted all the time. Was your breast feeder kid tall? He was like six or something. No, no, no, six, six. But, you know, she was like, oh, there's nipples over there. She's preating some other kid. Oh, like she would get her breast milk and give it to other mums. Maybe, maybe.
Starting point is 00:15:34 Oh, she was sharing it around. She was just very proud breast-fed her. Making plans with it and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Nikki? Who's closest? Yeah, you know, like I used to just sit on the street and any kid that would come up and I would just, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:45 flop it about. Please let that be a gag. Yeah. So it actually started, I did breastfeed, but when I was about 18, you know, in that kind of age, and I'd wear, well, I didn't know, I'd wear tops and my nipples were always hard. So it just stuck and everyone would call me nipples.
Starting point is 00:16:04 And yeah. Oh, Daniel call me nipples and yeah. Daniel with the nips, Daniel Cora. What's this? Magista. Well congratulations, we're gonna send you a voucher to go spend in store at Zed, cause we always give that away as a prize with Get to Know You, but of course it also
Starting point is 00:16:17 is just our 16th birthday, so you get double prizes. Okay, here we go. Nikki. Another $250, that's all yours. $250 to quit the wandsome flights with Ted Star. Yay oh my gosh that's like a little bit of a help to Grease. Especially if. Stuff the kids. Won't be breastfeeding, eh, Nick? Hopefully not, because they're both 10. Thanks, Nicky. See ya, Nibs. See ya, Nibs.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Should we save her as Nippy? That's actually Nipples. Yeah, but you know how we shorten people's names? Can you shorten nicknames? No, probably not. OK, Roll Call Relent is up next. So the three of us are going to throw out three different stories looking for three very different types of people.
Starting point is 00:17:07 If you can answer, yes that's me, so either myself, Dan or Meg. First one through gets on the air and of course we'll win themself a Jetstar flight voucher. If you can't get through on the phones and you're still wanting to partake in the show you can always text us 3343 and we might be able to call you back that way. I'll also let you know where's the best place in the country if you want to have a good credit score? Hmm. OK.
Starting point is 00:17:28 It's a place to get loans. Yeah, if Meg moved there, would it go up or down? It'd probably go down. Oh, yeah. That's rude. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go. Full call roulette.
Starting point is 00:17:39 All right, the three of us have thrown our very specific types of people we want to call on over 100 the Edge. Meg, who are you looking for? I was looking for somebody that's been the live witness to on a broadcast anywhere here around the world. Actually I think it's worth playing that audio again. It's crazy the reporter is standing amongst like a riot and gets hit with a rubber bullet. She's close but she's not so far enough away that you can tell she's a reporter. Rubber bullets and protesters moving them on through the heart of LA. That's not her.
Starting point is 00:18:09 That is s***. Shut the f*** up! She sounds like an Australian reporter as well. Yes, yes. Yeah, that's the reporter. I'm also looking for someone that's had their credit score ruined for whatever reason, because the list of the best and worst credit scores have been released around the country. Sorry. Was Greymouth the worst? No.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Gisborne? No the best in the country was Tasman 784 the worst Gisborne. Yeah, not good. And a guy in Dubai has paid 15 million US dollars for the number plate 7. Just the digit 7 all on its own. It is now the world record for the most money ever paid for a car number plate. I'd love to know who got carried away with an auction and paid way too much and walked away quite regretful. I believe Hayley has a story for yours this morning, Clint. So our winner is Hayley. Congrats Hayley, you got through first. Is it spending a stupid amount on something in auction? Yes, not quite that much, but I spent $300 on a potato masher on a trade me auction.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Brilliant. Now was it worth $300? There has to be a story around this. Did you not know it was a potato masher? I did, so I'm a little bit competitive. And so I saw this potato masher and it had a little potato on the top with a funny face. And I thought, oh, that's so cute. My grandmothers will love that for Christmas. Saved it to my watch list. That night came home after a few drinks and thought all people started bidding. And so I was bidding a little bit against someone and then I just thought I'll put 300 on that and it'll definitely win it. And of course it did.
Starting point is 00:19:40 How much higher was it than the other bids? Yeah, what the bid before you dropped 300? Was it like 20 bucks or something? Yeah I think it was around like $14 or something. And you went straight to 300. Don't drink and trade me. Oh my god Hayley your credit score must also suck. I feel like you've got two. Three, Cora wins the testa. That story's got you some vouchers.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Alright Hayley this morning you got you some vouchers. Alright Hayley, this morning you have won a voucher thanks to Jetstar. And it is, it's $100, it's a third of what you spent on a potato masher. But hey, have fun spending that and putting it towards flying somewhere with Jetstar. Thanks so much. You're very welcome Hayley. Jump on Jetstar. See you for next summer. You're very welcome. Yeah, jump on Jetstar.com and check out the sales I've got because that ends on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:20:29 So you've only got a few days to get amongst the deals. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Win $10,000 right now with the edge 10K. One past seven on your Tuesday. 30 seconds and 10 correct answers. Is there anything standing between you and $10,000, Meg will give you a letter and then your answer, your 10 answers must start with that letter. No repeated answers, you can pass and if we've got time we'll come back to it.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Okay, let's do this. Okay, the person we're taking this morning is... Is Emma. Good morning Emma. Hello. Morning. Emma. Very very special person to get through on the phones this morning. Yes, win wins here. I know. You can't lose. I'm very very very nervous. Okay don't be nervous because here's the thing when the nerves kick in it starts playing with your mind. Just just take a deep breath you can do this. Okay, we've got a bit to get through. Meg's got 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:21:27 She's gonna give you a letter and we'll see if you can get all 10 for 10,000 bucks. If you can, the money's yours. If you can't, you're still gonna get Jetstar Flight Voucher with every call of wins this morning. Let's go Emma. Emma, your letter is P. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Okay, you ready? Yeah. Sigh. Name a colour. Trouble. A type of medicine. Penicillin. A brand.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Parade. Something you'd see on an aircraft. Erm, er, oh, plying. A type of fish. Pufferfish. A herbal spice. Oh, peeper. A position of leadership.
Starting point is 00:22:17 President. A school subject. Oh, that was really good. Propeller? Something on a plane with pilots? Oh yeah. Passenger, parachute. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Oh, she did say plane, and technically if you're on a plane, you could look out the window at the airport and see another plane. Where have you gone? Exactly. Unfortunately, you didn't get the $10,000, but you did get on air.
Starting point is 00:22:44 And every caller wants to getstar flight vouchers this morning. Every caller wins with Jetstar. 100 bucks, all yours, Emma. Well, I drill a voucher at Jetstar, so not bad to play the game, lose and still win. Yeah. Thank you. You're welcome, Emma.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Well done, Emma. All right, back again at eight o'clock. Your chance to play to win 10K and if you get on the air this morning, then you could be heading away to somewhere much sunnier and warmer than what we've currently been experiencing last week. It's that time of year as well,
Starting point is 00:23:16 over halfway through the year, everybody wants a holiday. Thanks to Jetstar, you can do it. Hard to get on the air too sometimes when we're doing every call to win, so we're gonna make it a lot easier. Yeah. Maybe instead of you calling us, we'll call you next. Clint, Megan, Dan. All right, everyone to get on the air too sometimes when we're doing every call of wins so we're gonna make it a lot easier. Yeah. Maybe instead of you calling us we'll call you next. Clint, Megan, Dan. Alright everyone that gets on the air you may have heard wins GSTAR flight vouchers all thanks to them having their sweet 16th
Starting point is 00:23:33 birthday. Uh-huh. And we understand it can be hard to get through on the phones because from 6am before we even jumped on air they were already chocka. Yeah. So instead of you calling us we might be able to call you. Black Baits callback. We haven't done this in a while, eh? No, no. It's a fun segment. It's a great way to get through on the phones. If you've got a good story, you've kept it up your sleeve. You can just text it through to us. I'll wait 100 years.
Starting point is 00:23:56 But you only text through the headline and you've got to make us interested enough to want to hear the rest of the story. That's the skill, right? Because you give away too much. We're like, all right, well, now we know what happened. And if you don't give away enough and you give away too much, we're like, all right, well now we know what happened. And if you don't give away enough and you're too cryptic, we're just like, yeah, I don't really get it. Yeah, because you could be sitting on the best story in the world, but if you don't sell it in the quick text,
Starting point is 00:24:14 then we won't call you back. It's tough because you've also got to kind of know us, you know, if you know what would make us tick. Yeah, well 3343 is our text number. Text through the headline of your story, and we'll call you back, get you on the air, you tell it and you end up scoring yourself a Jetstar fly voucher in the process. Yeah some of the best stories, the most memorable ones, I remember we had that lady call a few years ago talking about the dog fighting. Yeah she had a dog that went missing and she thought that someone had stolen it for a dog fight. Yeah dog fights but she was South African.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Yeah, and you'll understand why that is important and why we found it so funny when you hear this. There's been a bit of a story going around the neighbourhood that dogs were being stolen for those dog farts, those illegal dog farts. Yeah, oh my god. You thought they were stolen for what? Illegal dog farting. So a lot of dogs have been stolen in the area for illegal dog fart. And that's what I thought the reason was. I think he was a kid from India.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Hey, Alice, I'm sorry. The boys are laughing because when you say fights, it sounds like farts because of your accent. Illegal dog farting. Oh my God, they're losing their mind. Illegal dog farting. The show's not getting better than that for me. Yeah, that's it.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Yeah, if that's the case and it's illegal, Meg's dog needs to be locked away. He's not going to your house and Nala farts a lot. She is. OK, so you've got three and a half minutes to text your historian on 3343. And if it intrigues us enough, we'll call you back. You tell the story and you're going somewhere overseas with a Gestalt Flight voucher. Someone's texted her saying, guess who I met in Venezuela? Probably needs to be better than that.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Give us something else. You need a little more. If you said, They were an A-lister. Yeah, if you said, guess the A-lister that I bumped into and then subsequently went and had dinner with in Venezuela, you're like, oh, okay, now we're talking.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Yeah. Yeah, so that's the trick. Making sure that that text makes us want to call you. It's like, you want to give details, but also you want to give, you don't need to give details. Is this relevant? Indian man broke into my house Christmas Eve. I don't know if being Indian's got even to do with it.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Too many, too many details. What about this one? Robbie Williams could be my dad. Now we're talking. That's a good one. Feels like we might be getting trolled there. You gotta be careful as well for the troll text guys. Yeah, we did say in the past that if we find out
Starting point is 00:26:29 it was a fake story, you don't get the prize. So don't even try. Naked neighbour, that's someone that lives next to Clint. Ha ha ha ha. Every caller wins just our fly vouchers ranging from 100 all the way to $2,000. We're playing a little clickbait callback. So you text us your story
Starting point is 00:26:53 On three three four three with a headline that might entice us to get you on the show and if we do you win Okay, what are some of the Texas standing up for you guys Tell you one that is not calling to me, but maybe we will be calling to you boys. My wife's horrific childbirth experience. Ooh, I don't know if I want to hear that either. I mean I hope she's okay now but it's not something that I am gagging to hear. Pink Floyd came to our place for a hangi? Wow! That's cool.
Starting point is 00:27:20 That must have been years ago though because the band Pink Floyd haven't been together in many years. What about this one? I mean, if you know what doing a Meg is, you know. Done a Meg, $13,000. Oh, was it on like new carpet or something and they had to like, they pooped on like, yeah. Oh, they might have just bought a new bed. Yeah, new bed.
Starting point is 00:27:38 New mattress, because mattresses are expensive. Very expensive. Dead, buried chicken comes back to life. Oh my God. Whoa. Well, what chicken comes back to life. Oh my god. What the? Whoa. Oh, what about this one from Ella? Two hip replacements, one shoulder replacement, all before I was 25.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Far out. Oh, that would be like some sort of accident, surely. Nana rocked up two days deep into a bender. Were they in the bender or was Nana on the bender? Oh, Hannah, I broke bone skydiving. Although, because I wanna skydive one day, because it's one of my fears and I don't wanna hear a bad story.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Okay. I saw one saying, I saw Dan on the weekend and I bet he wants the story kept secret. Oh God. No, then we're not calling him. I don't know what I've done. I was sitting next to Britney Spears for 15 minutes. And talked to her.
Starting point is 00:28:23 And had many a conversation with her. What about the one that said, Robbie Williams could be my dad? That intrigues me. Could be. I feel like, yeah. Not is. Could be.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I mean, it does allude that her mom slept with Robbie Williams. It does, Smeg. So I wanna hear that story of like, what happened and. I mean, was it just a man that looked like Robbie Williams And mum was a bit pissed No, that's not
Starting point is 00:28:49 Oh that doesn't trick me though Dan you choose Really? Yeah, well it's definitely not going to be what did Dan do on the weekend because it could be anything Um Do I, I really want to call the Robbie Williams one Alright if you can find them Okay I'm just finding it now.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Yeah, they're coming in thick and fast. There's so many, I'm having to scroll all the way back. Oh my god, I'm sorry, here we go. I've got it, okay, I'm calling. Okay, they want to be kept anonymous, so we won't say the name. Hopefully they answer. Funny, they don't. Good morning. Hi Anonymous.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Okay we're not going to say your name, but why do you think Robbie Williams the pop star could be your dad? Well the story is November 2001 he was in concert. My mum met him and went backstage or into his room or something like that. My auntie was outside She says they sleep together and nine months later I was born Whoa, do you look anything like him? Like have you got similar features to Robbie? I mean, not really. Do you think you could- But I didn't know my dad.
Starting point is 00:30:11 You don't know your dad, okay. No. Okay, and has mum ever like confirmed and I had to sign an NDA or did she just like get a bit pissed and sleep with a security guard or something and think it was Robbie? Was she, I haven't actually talked to her about it, but my grandma knows the full story.
Starting point is 00:30:29 Okay, so she was standing, her mum was standing outside while she was shaking Robbie Williams. No, my auntie was standing outside. She's just gonna go and shag Robbie, I want to stand out here. Yeah, I'll be about 15 minutes. Can you sing? There were, um, drugs involved. Right. Can you sing Robbie? I mean, Ruby? I'm loving angels instead. Oh no, I don't think he should dance, darling. No way. Unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Sorry about that, Ruby. Don't think you're gonna get any inheritance from Robbie. You don't look like him. You don't sound like him. Mum shaked someagged some of it. I killed some friends. I think it was the security guard at best. Mum shagged the security guard. The deal is the deal. Meg's got a Jetstar flight voucher to give you because it's her 16th birthday today. It's $100 Ruby towards Jetstar flight speed darling. Thank you. Oh thanks for keeping me anonymous by the way.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Oh god. Oh god Meg.! Oh god Meg! Shit! That's alright, there's plenty of those names. Oh god! You can put that money towards a trip to the UK to see your real dad. Go see dad, go see dad. She's turning 16 and is celebrating with loads of great sale fears near and far. Be quick because the sale and the party will end on Saturday. Meg, I did it before you did it but I'm not picked up on it.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Oh my god, you guys, you can't trust you. What a day when Dan's the only one that can be trusted. I know, it's every day unfortunately. Yeah, it was terrible with me. Okay. Cynthia Erevo did the Tony, she hosted them yesterday, the Tonys are the Oscars of theatre by the way. Great performances, I really want to watch a whole show live at one point. Oprah was in the audience and Cynthia Erevo went up to her for a special monologue, I guess. Check under your chair.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Yeah, it's, yeah, it's, yeah, yeah, yeah. Grab it, that's right, yeah, yeah. Good, good, have a look. Uh-huh. Thank you. What's the other thing? What's that other thing in there? You get a car. I've been waiting all night to do that.
Starting point is 00:32:33 There's a little toy car underneath Oprah's chair, which she absolutely loves. Throwback to when Oprah gave away every audience member got a car. That was crazy. Amazing. She was like the first every every caller wins sort of vibe. She was! Yeah, but it was every audience.
Starting point is 00:32:47 And I don't know if anyone's ever topped that as a talk show host in regards to a giveaway. Alan used to do her like 12 Days of Christmas. That was pretty epic. Remember that, which was epic and all the audience would win all the prizes. Oh, so cool. I used to love watching that. So obviously the Tony's have some incredible performances. I know the original cast of Hamilton
Starting point is 00:33:05 got together to do a performance. I think Nicole Schursinger did a performance as well, because she's back into theater now. But the one that I wanted to play to you is somebody that I haven't heard of, but that's probably blasphemy for anybody that does know theater. Audra McDonald, who is,
Starting point is 00:33:20 she has won the most amount of Tonys in history. In fact, she has six Ton's, two Grammys. She's a Primetime Emmy Award winner as well. Has 26 wins altogether and 54 nominations. And here she is performing. She's like the Beyonce of theatre. Yes. ["I'm in a Bride"]
Starting point is 00:33:40 ["I'm in a Bride"] ["I'm in a Bride"] ["I'm in a Bride"] ["I'm in a Bride"] ["I'm in a Bride"] Oh, have I got the right audio? Yes. ["I'm in a Bride"] ["I'm in a Bride"] Everything's coming around And I'm feeling Oh, have I got the right audio? Yes. A thousand
Starting point is 00:33:48 A thousand things A thousand things This time For me She's crying in this, it's making me emotional. For me It's evoking an emotion. For me
Starting point is 00:34:03 For me evoking an emotion for me, for me what I that note was good she's an incredible actress though I guess what is missing there is like she's meant to be very emotional in that because she's like everything's coming at Rose's for me and she's had shit thrown at her and so she's crying it sounds probably bad in audio but when you see her performing it feels very real.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Also if you've ever tried to sing while you're crying it's impossible I think it's genuinely impossible to sing in key or in note like sing notes while you're crying even Celine Dion can't do it. Yeah she was before performance of the, but maybe it was something that you did to see as well. Yeah, sorry, I feel like I've done her a little bit dirty there. She looks amazing doing it. It's like, oh, it gives you shivers when you watch her do it, but yeah, hearing not so good.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Listen, watch and play on Rober and be into an Acupreterma with over 70k. And of course, very exciting day this morning. Every caller wins. With your time. It is their 16th birthday, but you get the presents. This morning, every caller wins your Jetstar. It is their 16th birthday, but you get the presents. Hello, Amy. Hi.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Hi. Hey, how's it going? I'm brilliant, thank you. Wouldn't you love to go to like Japan or something? Jetstar or off to the islands. Oh, that would be amazing. That would be lovely wouldn't it? When was the last time you did go overseas?
Starting point is 00:35:28 Sorry Dan. Um, I went overseas over the holidays to Italy with my family. I was very lucky. Oh stop bragging about it. Very nice. Hold your mum and Dan pay. When you go with your family that's always a perk. Yeah that's definitely the appeal of travelling. Yeah, family.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Literally you could book more tickets tomorrow if you win this voucher. Alright Amy, let's see what you've won this morning. Fingers crossed. Oh it's not quite Italy but it's $250! Nice! Oh! Wonderful, I'm moving to Wellington later this year so it'll be good for me to come home. That's epic. And you can put it towards flights steadily if you wanted. Yeah. Congratulations Amy. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:36:09 You're so very welcome. We'll continue to give away two South Flight vouchers ranging from $100 all the way up to $2,000. That $2,000 envelope still hasn't been opened this morning. No. I know. I've got them sitting in front of me. Is there one that's thicker than the others? No, they're all the same. I've even tried to look through them in the line. Clint, Megan, Dan.
Starting point is 00:36:32 The Edge Hugout Ginga Day. Edge Afternoons have got their own resident Ginga in Harrison and he is trying to hug a thousand people in Christchurch today. If you're the thousandth hug you will win a grand but there are also prizes for the hundredth hug, the 200th hug and they're giving away a whole bunch of free coffees this morning. Sean from Edge Aba is morning guys! Morning guys, Harrison's actually hugging someone as we speak who showed up fully in orange to get a hug. We're giving away coffee vouchers at the moment at Doubles Cafe on Worcester Boulevard? Is that right? Did I get that address right? Worcestershire...
Starting point is 00:37:06 Worcestershire Boulevard. One of our amazing listeners, Oli, is here. Oli, you're from Christchurch. How do you say the street name? Worcester Boulevard. Exactly how you say it, Sean. Okay. Is the man in question there? He's hugging people now, but I'll put him on.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Harrison, take that and have a chat with Oak, Bingo Daddy. Hey guys, how's it going? Oh my god, you sound already drained. I'm exhausted. How many people have you hugged already? Yeah. Do you want to believe it's six? God.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Oh my god, how Harrison. They must have been very vigorous hugs. Harrison, my goodness. They were vigorous. I got picked up, swept around. It's been pretty intense so far, guys. It's been a big day. How much deodorant do you have to wear, I guess guess if you think you're going to be hugging a thousand?
Starting point is 00:37:49 I'm wearing six layers, it's so cold and I've linked and Hugo Bossed every layer. Are you going to wear it? Oh god what a mix. I can reapply every twenty minutes. Hugo Bossed, what's your tactic here? Because I feel like you've underestimated. Like it is very difficult to hug a thousand. That's a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:38:10 There's a lot of people. I think the tactic is to be respectful and consensual and people will come to me. I don't want to be running around trying to hug the people. So I'm going to play it cool today. And it's up to the listeners if they want to hug or not. Do you know, I think the most exciting part of this is when you get to
Starting point is 00:38:25 985 hugs and also you've got 15 to go because no one wants to be the 999. No. We have this thing as well with like a parenthood, Harrison, where you get touched out by like your kids. So have you ever felt too touched before? Have I ever felt too touched before? Yes. It's not a guy thing. No, not really, I don't think so. Okay, well it's a thing, you know, you just like, no one can touch me.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Guys, hi, I'm here and I'm just gonna get a little live hug update. Wait, are we still on six? Yes. Still on six, and Ollie's one of those six people so Ollie how was Harrison's huggings? It was nice. It's just kind of a normal hulk nothing to write home about Any room for improvement or like was it too long too short or just right? Maybe a little too short. Little too short, little too short Harrison So guys in Christchurch doubles cafe were giving away free coffees for the next hour So come on down Harrison you need to lengthen up the hug. Lengthen up the hug. Okay, I'll push it from three seconds to eleven maybe.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Woohoo! Someone's messaged us that hugged Harrison just a few minutes ago, and they said, has he got his phone in his pocket? Pfft. Hahaha. Oh, okay. I'll give a word. Maybe just get him to take it out. Apparently it's quite a big one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Alright, well you can text HUG to 3343, and the team will send you all the times and locations of where they're gonna be around Christchurch. Clint, Megan, Dan, every caller wins. Jetstar. Kia ora, good morning. It is 12 to 8 if you want to get out of here and go somewhere much sunnier much warmer than every caller that gets on here wins a Jetstar flight voucher that you can spend to go wherever the heck you like.
Starting point is 00:40:05 And... Happy birthday Jetstar. Oh yeah, 16 today. Yeah they've got some incredible deals so if you do want to get amongst them, you're going to have to be quick, get amongst it, because it'll wrap up on Saturday. Jetstar.com. Okay, we said every caller wins so... Merinia! Morning! Good morning! How are you? There she is. Not as good as you.
Starting point is 00:40:31 You got three! You did Merinia, which means you have won yourself officially some sort of voucher from Dexter. Are you driving to work right now? I am driving to work. How close is the airport? It's close enough I can feel it. Call your boss and tell him to shove it. You're going overseas. Let's open the envelope first. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Call us. Call us. Not a bad morning. Maybe you can tell the boss to shove it. $500? Yes! Oh my god! Thanks guys! I'm so excited! I'm emotional! Thank you so much! That is all yours. Good luck putting that one towards an incredible holiday with Jetstar. More chances for you to win that $2,000 Jetstar fly voucher.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Still somewhere in one of those envelopes will open up before 10 o'clock Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, oh my gosh In studio she is going to be filling in for Meg who is going going on mat leave in, what is it, three weeks? Three weeks. Three weeks, not long now. Is that best case scenario? I mean it could pop out now. I mean I would like it to stay.
Starting point is 00:41:50 I would like it to stay. I've actually got a couple of scans coming up, but I believe these scans will really confirm that we're like good to go. Otherwise, yeah, it might be two weeks. But probably three. Okay, well getting to know Ash London who is a very... Where are you going with this, babe? I was going to say very... I'm interested too.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Very what? Colourful... I always say colourful. A colourful radio announcer. You've done a lot in Australia and you've spoken to a lot of celebrities in your time. So we've got a fun game called Guess What Happens Next. How many would you say, ballpark, you've spoken to, A, B-listers? If I did the maths, I've been doing interviews for probably 12 years, and I would do one every show,
Starting point is 00:42:32 and I would probably do 200 shows a year. So I reckon we're sitting at around 2,000 interviews. Sometimes I'll do like three in a day. It was insane. Out of the big names that you know, best favourite could be the actual friend, like they like you to interview all the time. Oh yeah, like when you finished conversation, oh my god, we could follow things. You open up your phone to see if they followed you. Well the thing about Taylor Swift is that she makes everyone feel like that and I think that is her superpower. She's awesome at that. Exactly. I will always say Taylor Swift is the best to ever do it. And at this level in her career, she doesn't need press. doesn't need press. Yeah she doesn't. So should we start with
Starting point is 00:43:08 Taylor then? Yeah let's start. So this is the setup of Taylor and then you have to guess what happens next. You know every word to that too. You probably know more than me. It's a really important song to know all the words to. It is. What was the song? It was very important to know the words to. This is my first ever Taylor interview and I walked in not a fan of Taylor. Uh oh. Four seconds in I was like I'll know the words to. This is my first ever Taylor interview and I walked in not a fan of Taylor. Uh oh. Four seconds in and I was like, I'll marry you. The song was, if you haven't heard about it, 99 Problems by Jay-Z.
Starting point is 00:43:36 So what do you think we did next? You guys sang it together? You know, baby girl. I like the bit where it's like, I ain't past the bar, but I know a little bit enough that you want to legally search my... Yeah, see. Yeah. Classy ladies.
Starting point is 00:43:51 None of that filth's coming out of these mouths. I don't think so. Neither of us said the S word. Yes, I'm fair enough. So I didn't know her well enough at that point. Back then, Nashville girl, clean cut. How old were you being then? Oh my gosh, I was dating Rick.
Starting point is 00:44:09 So we broke up two years before I met 80. So I guess it was 2015 maybe. On the flip side, before we get into the next one. The worst day. Who was the biggest like, biggest baby? The musicians that I've spoken to, and I mean this, I've never had like a proper musician let me down because the more famous they are, the more they know. spoken to and I mean this, I've never had like a proper musician let me down because the more famous they are, the more they know like, we need press, they're cool. But I've
Starting point is 00:44:32 had some actors over the time. And you know that guy, what was his name? The guy that did the Bourne movies after Jeremy Renner. He was not nice. He was in a foul mood. Shut up, Jimmy Bray's a Marvel movie. He was just straight up rude to the point where I just started taking the piss. I was like, well, he doesn't want to be here. I don't want to be here. So I'm just going to like, and I'm like, nothing about this is going to air. And then everyone that had him that day was like texting me like, oh my God, Jeremy Renner hates me. I was like, oh no, I think he hates everyone.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Yeah, cause he was run over by a snow plow. He was driving a snow plow and got out and then for some reason, they ran over him. It's not funny. He recently complained that they like saved him. He was like happy, wanted to, like he was like happy to be there.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Ash was driving the snow plow. Yeah, by the way, he's doing a story. Mr. Plow, Mr. Plow. The was driving the snow plough. Yeah, by the way, he's doing a story. Mr Plough, Mr Plough. The name of the game is Mr Plough. Somebody that we have interviewed many, many, many, many, many times and every single time, they've been amazing. I feel like most people have like that one person who's like, you great man!
Starting point is 00:45:37 You bet, you nailed that! I should just employ a hype man just to follow me around and be like, yeah! What happened next? What happened next? Did you audition to be the hype man? Meg follow me around and be like, yeah! What happened next? Did you audition to be the hype man? Meg, you? I'm a 10 out of 10. I'm free, I'm available. I don't need to do this radio show.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Do you just want to be my hype girl? Do you want to practice? Ed, that was amazing! The people were loving you, they were chanting you and they were like, Ed, Ed! Shut up, go get me some hoes. Then you go and fetch them and then we'll have a... Fetch them. Fetch them. Do you use the word fetch when it comes to hoes?
Starting point is 00:46:12 Very good. Is that your best American accent? What? You said that wasn't good. I didn't know it was American. No, I don't think it was. Erd, Erd. I was playing the role of an Australian who just moved to America a year and a half ago. Right, now I'm there. She went quite deep there.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Alright, next, what do you ask Harry Styles when he gives you permission to ask him anything? Right now, we're playing Guess What Happens Next with some of the big celebrities that she has spoken to over her very long, vast and decorated career. Harry Styles up next. Haven't had the chance to interview him though, so I wonder what he's like. Your panties would fall off if you did. They'd already be off before I even met him.
Starting point is 00:46:51 You pre-remove the panties. You can't leave the top before the interview. He comes in, he goes, who's are these? And he goes, I'm Commando. Commando, Harry. So Sharon Stirlingham. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Okay, let's take a listen. Is Amicus plugging around at the time? Let's take a listen to Ash London's chair with Aerosols. I'm really fascinated about talking to super famous people about regular things. Because I know that you're a regular person. Skin, bones, vans. You're regular normal socks. But we forget that you like go to the toilet and have to get from A to B. What would you like to know? I do that as well where I just go, you know what, they take a dump like just like the rest of us.
Starting point is 00:47:30 The queen poos. She does. Yeah, RIP. We've got a queen, Camilla, she's the queen now. When Harry Styles asks you, what do you want to know? Should we all have a guess? I reckon she asks if he's a scrunch or a folder. I'm going to say that she asks if Woody reads on the toilet. Like, would he have a phone or is it... It's not necessarily toilet-related.
Starting point is 00:47:47 I'm going to go relationship-based because you always have to stay away from any chat about romance with celebrities, but when they say, what do you want to know, it feels like they're opening themselves up. And you would have gone for the jugular being a good interviewer. Would I go for the jugular or would I just ask this? Well, the Uber was my first question. Um, I mean, yeah, I actually don't have it on my phone. What about Uber Eats?
Starting point is 00:48:10 No. Okay, you're missing out. Do you know what you need to get? What? Soothe. Is that the massage thing? I've heard about that. They come to you, Harry. How many ads are you doing? How many ads are you doing on this show? I just want to make your life better. And I feel like I do.
Starting point is 00:48:28 And so they bring their own oils, Harry. They do bring their own oils. It's like in America this thing where it's like Uber, but a massage artist come to a house with a table. So you can imagine how it's all I think about. When can I get someone to come over and touch my and is it Affordable like an uber. Yes. Yeah, everything's much more Too cheap though. I don't I don't I don't want the cheap but they're always like there's like lots of ratings and reviews
Starting point is 00:48:56 I'm a Harry Styles can't do that I'll imagine if you're the massage up person and you come to the house and Harry Styles are there just like do you want my undies on Or off. Straight off. As the masseuse or? We all know you would remove him before you start. He's like, you can keep your clothes on, thanks lady. It's exciting, you're gonna be joining us in a couple of weeks officially. Yes, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Three weeks. Yeah, and then Meg will be off for, what, about three or four months? Yeah, something like that. Maybe you could get us a big interview. Cause we've already done that. Who do you want? Who would be like the one that you'd want?
Starting point is 00:49:24 I think our dream would be Taylor. Meg and I are big Taylor fans, Clintus as well, but I mean, we're huge Swifties. But I don't think she's doing press. So it'd be almost impossible, right? Ricky Gervais. Gervais. Oh, I should eat McAllen.
Starting point is 00:49:35 If you could give Ricky Gervais the real Ricky Gervais for a maternity leave present, that would undo the bad that I did when I pretended that I'd got Ricky Gervais. And Meg said, this is the greatest gift anyone's ever gotten me. And it was an impersonator. We would cry. That's unacceptable.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Yeah, okay. I've done that a couple of times. I also had to, I thought I was interviewing... Stanley Tucci. Stanley Tucci. The Tucci! ...got up early and was dead in a bald cap. And he'd drawn his glasses on with the pivot because we couldn't find a pair. That's so powerful.
Starting point is 00:50:03 It's so sweetly she fell for it. Yeah, it's a great interview. I'll try my best guys. I'll put the feelers out. Okay. If you fail though, I do know Stanley Tucci. Ash London everybody, thanks so much for coming in. Thanks guys, can't wait.
Starting point is 00:50:18 The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. But going down on Saturday night, we are keeping Meg out for one last full send before she gets birthed. Just bag out to midnight. The last time ever. Not my request, and also not the last time ever. She'll never go out again. And also I partied like nine months ago.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Years ago. How do you think I got pregnant? I thought that was just a little thing at home. Was that a party? I thought that was just you and your husband. Yeah, yeah it was. Oh, right. I was trying to be cool.
Starting point is 00:50:44 We have a blast from your past. A blast from my was. Oh, right. I was trying to be cool. We have a blast from your past. A blast from my past? What does that mean? Someone I haven't talked to in a while. Someone you haven't spoken to in years. You had a big falling out with them. Hannah?
Starting point is 00:50:55 Hannah's still my best friend. I talked to her literally this morning on voice message. Right. Not a blast from my past at all. I have known her since I was about 16, 17. So if anyone knows how to keep Meg out till midnight, she should. When she isn't necessarily super pumped
Starting point is 00:51:11 about the whole idea, it'll be Hannah. So we've got her number, we're gonna place call her right now and hopefully she'll have some tips for us. Hello. Hello. There she is. Hi. Oh hi, hi.
Starting point is 00:51:25 Hi. Oh it's so sweet of Hi. Oh hi, hi. Hi. Oh it's nice to hear you. All right, Hanny, what have these boys done to get you on here? What do they want? Hi babe. What I've just... Hi Anne. Oh, oh, oh, Hey, you let Hannah talk however she wants. She's being herself right now, Meg.
Starting point is 00:51:49 She's working for us. I've got to go. She's speaking our language. Oh good. Okay, as you were, your party days, if you can think that far back Hannah, between you and Meg, what were they like? Well, it's not an easy task getting Meg out the house on a Saturday night. True, dude.
Starting point is 00:52:09 But it is possible. It is possible. It's really not easy. And I think trying to deal with her pregnancy is just as to the challenge. But the good news is alcohol never sort of motivated me. No. So that's not gonna be an issue.
Starting point is 00:52:23 It's the hardest stuff, eh? Oh, damn it. It's the hardest stuff. It's more like a minestrone soup or something. Well it's more like a caber but there's sort of three things to consider when getting Meg out on a Saturday night and keeping her out. The first tip would be to give her like a task or an assignment. Okay. Yeah sort of something that she needs to do. Like a scavenger hunt. Oh my god, a scavenger hunt. Yes.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Oh damn it. I mean that would be the ultimate. But if you've got someone single, and Meg could be the wing woman, she'd really like that. I mean we all know Meg loves to help people. Like some projects. So if you've got someone that she can try and set up, she'd love that. Second thing is food. It feels like we've done food twice.
Starting point is 00:53:07 We did kebabs and now we're back to kebabs. And can I not stress enough, she needs to eat. How often do we feed her? I do remember a 21st party where Meg, we wanted to go out afterwards and Meg wasn't keen. And there was a spit roast. Meg, you'll know the party I'm talking about. This was very pre--vegetarian. I must clarify that.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Meg took it upon herself to sort of pack a doggy bag. Although there was no bag. So Meg actually put hand down her bra and off we went to Courtney Place. All right. That worked really well. Hey, congratulations as well. Sorry, just quickly to you, Dan, and myself.
Starting point is 00:53:44 She said spit roast and doggy and neither of us made reference. I know, I have got it all. Very immature boys. I've added in to the scavenger hunt. Does it help turn you off if I said one time I also took a cooked fish to town? Yep, that's completely turned me off. Yeah, there you go. Bit of baked cod. Okay, if none of these work Hannah, what would your last Hail Mary be? I think the most important thing once you've got her out, because there's getting her out and then there's keeping her out.
Starting point is 00:54:12 If you say food. She has to be laughing, preferably at you or herself. So one of my favourite memories is that long room and me creating a dance circle, performing a Kath and Kim dance and clearing long room and me creating a dance circle, performing a Kath and Kim dance, and clearing long room really. Yeah, that's true. There's normally like Dan or Clint, if you're like in some way embarrassing yourself
Starting point is 00:54:32 or doing something that will- Oh, Clint will probably be doing that. Dan's all over that. Yeah, Clint's very good at embarrassing himself. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Maybe a flask of tea?
Starting point is 00:54:40 Okay. What is she, 75? Someone that would definitely get Meg out was like a surprise visit from Hannah at 10.30. She shows up in town somewhere. Yeah, I'm not going to be in for that, but Hannah lives in England. I know, but I mean Hannah, if you were to surprise her Saturday night and you looked at some flights. Yeah, thanks to Jetstar, you're flying over. Get ready. Good luck guys.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Thanks Hannah. Bye babe, love you. Thanks Hannah. Bye. Bit of a traitor. She's gone. Bye, babe. Love you. Thanks, Hannah. Bye. Say bye. Bit of a traitor. She's gone. Dogging the girls, eh?
Starting point is 00:55:09 Okay, if you do want to join us, join our crew on Saturday. You're starting our sweatshop on Saturday night at 7.30. The beer cycle is going to be our motor transport as we bar hop around town till midnight. Sounds like we need someone who's single and ready to mingle that can be Meg's project. Oh, she could be your wing woman.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Yeah. Meg could be a good wing woman. I'd be a bit slow to find the person because it takes me a little while to walk across a room at the moment. You should hobble over. But I do, Hannah Cole got me good on that one. I do love a project on a night out. Okay. I'll wait under the edge or if you can't get through on the phones you can fire us a text 3343. If you are in Auckland or can get to Auckland on Saturday Saturday night you want to come out with us and join the crew and you are single Happy to be Meg's project
Starting point is 00:55:54 Then we've got your Saturday night locked in. I reckon this is gonna keep her out till midnight. Project, wind woman iron. One last final send. Just great friends doing what best friends do before Meg goes on her maternity leave. Nobody does that. Beer Cycle is going to be transporting us around all the different bars in the Auckland CBD on Saturday night. We'll start at Sweetshop. 7.30 for the Auckland hoedown. Come join us for a beer view or two. Yeah, we'll be there for a while before we get onto to the beer cycle. We'll be mingling around.
Starting point is 00:56:28 But Meg's best friend Hannah, we just had her on earlier and she said Meg loves the project so if you can find someone who's single the whole night that Meg's trying to like wing woman for, that might keep her out longer. I like this one here, let's get there. My friend is single and wants to be set up with the producer in Epirus. So done. Oh no that's too easy because that wants to be set up with the producer, Neepia. So done. Oh no, that's too easy, because that's just already set up. They'll be passion by 7.30.
Starting point is 00:56:48 And then all... Yeah, get in line, get in line. Actually, actually that might be harder than you guys think. Kevin is talking like that. I think she's gone off you now after that comment. Actually, if Neepia did play hard to get till at least midnight, that'd help.
Starting point is 00:57:01 Don't know how playing hard to get goes though. Okay, what are we thinking? If you want to be the single person on our boozy night out or Meg won't be drinking. Another text from Carrie I can't get through on the phones but I'm single I love to party and I can help get out keep up me till midnight no. No yeah I would love love love the chants. Okay we're gonna go to Steph. Steph seems like a safe choice. Good morning, Steph. Morning. Okay. Morning, Steph. So you're single? Good morning. I could be. Okay. Oh, hold on. Oh, no, no, no. You sound like you have a partner already, Steph. Stephanie. Is it an open relationship? Stephanie. Stephanie has a partner.
Starting point is 00:57:46 You and all of me. Who doesn't have a night away? Now here's the thing, I know what she's doing. Yeah, and she's lied to the producers. She's got through the thing just to get on air, just to one site. I rang up twice. I rang and got in twice and got hung up on.
Starting point is 00:58:01 She's got through. Only twice. Okay, Karl, our producer, who you got through, you've literally sidestepped him and passed him. He has got his hands in his head right now. He's like shaking his head. Yeah, he's been absolutely goose-stepped and Carl's gone down and you've run straight past him.
Starting point is 00:58:15 So, I tell you what, I mean, it's every caller that gets on here wins. I haven't read the Ts and Cs. So even though you might've absolutely got one passed Carl, I think we still gotta pay it. We do indeed. We do. Every. Caller. Wins.
Starting point is 00:58:29 With your time. Alright Steph, you did it. What did you say to Carl out of interest? So you called up Carl answers and he's like we're looking for a single girl what did you say? Um, that I could be. Right. Okay so Stephanie look let's just cut the crap. How many years have you been with your partner?
Starting point is 00:58:50 Uh, five. Yeah, brilliant stuff. Absolutely amazing. You're not quite at the seven year itch. Okay, well it is Jetstar's 16th birthday. If you want to book a trip or two, just head to Jetstar.com. They've got a massive sale on at the moment, but it does end Saturday. So you need to book a trip or two, just head to Jetstar.com. They've got a massive sale on at the moment, but it does end Saturday. So you need to get in quick.
Starting point is 00:59:07 Well, Steph, you did it. You got past our bulldog, Carl. Congratulations. And you've won yourself... $250 for doing that. Wow. Incredible. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. You're not going to have some very happy people, are you? You've given Carl a compliment there saying he's a bulldog.
Starting point is 00:59:26 I think he's one of those little lap dogs at the moment. Rrrrraah, yum. All right, all this different great details, babe. We still have the $2,000 voucher to give away. It's still in the envelope somewhere. Yeah, there's actually some big ones still left to go somehow. So I think there's like $1,000 in there somewhere.
Starting point is 00:59:40 So like keep listening for sure. Okay. Nick's on the show. We were talking about how Timbaland yesterday has signed his first AI artist. He's calling it APOP. Her name's I think Tata. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Or something like that and Dan was saying that he could absolutely tell the difference between AI songs and somebody that has written a song. And I thought maybe he couldn't, so I have set up a challenge. Okay. I think I can, especially if there's vocal involved. I can tell a robot over a real voice.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Okay. We will see. Clint Megan Dan. Timbaland ended up signing an AI artist that doesn't exist. But she has a persona and she looks pretty cool and he's going to produce her music, which he said takes a fraction of the time, you can imagine, because you don't have a real person
Starting point is 01:00:23 that you're trying to deal with in a real schedule. Why is Timbaland doing that? Is it because all the a real person that you're trying to deal with in a real schedule. Why is Timbaland doing that? Is it because all the other real artists that want to work with them have dried up? Justin Timbaland's not doing work anymore? I think it's just trying to see the future. Look, it's not something that I'm, in theory, excited about,
Starting point is 01:00:35 but I do think, Dan, that you'll be very shocked and surprised at what technology can already do, and I can do for free, versus what Timbaland could do with millions of dollars. You know, like, here's all the tech. So what I've done is I've got some songs that are real songs that humans have written and uploaded, and I've got some songs that I have made completely with AI. I mean, I've got an AI to write the lyrics, I've got an AI to make the
Starting point is 01:00:57 backing track, and I've got AI to sing it. So you just like Timbaland? Yes, in fact I am. So here we go. Boys, can you guess this one? This is song number one. Because you're the only one I were swimming in So I'll just take a deep breath
Starting point is 01:01:12 Diving through the deep Instantly the vocals sound real to me. That's a real person. I got the joy that my heart was missing Never felt like this counting all my blessings I'd be shocked if that's AI. Okay, Locking In. Real artist.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Correct, that is a real good name. Madison Watkins, All I Need, we're warming up boys. Here we go. Song number two. AI, yes. Absolutely, okay. Nice easy one there. Still not bad.
Starting point is 01:01:43 Not bad. Maybe the guitar just sounds a little like guitar hero yeah song number three that's real vocal, it's gotta be that is rebound queen by AI made by Meg shut up really that is completely AI that song that I wrote about rebound By AI made by Meg. Shut up! Really? That is completely AI. That song that I wrote about a rebound.
Starting point is 01:02:10 That pisses me off. How good is that? Damn. Yep. Okay, here we go. One from three. Two from three. Song number four. So should I wish it was AI? Did I think it's real? No, OK, no.
Starting point is 01:02:28 I think this is fake. Like that boy band sound, that like jingle. OK, let's go. We've got like Dan's Google history, an opener that is obviously AI. Sounds like that. I like you. Yeah, okay, let's go AI. No, that's real. Justin Chen.
Starting point is 01:02:49 That one is real. That's a real person. Alright, let's go to song number five. Is this AI that I made or is this a real person? I found the guts to pack it. There's half a bottle into that Tennessee First thoughts? I wanna say it's AI, because it sounds too stereotypical country. Okay, first thoughts are not real. But it burns like hell Like secrets
Starting point is 01:03:17 The autotune? It could just be autotune on a real voice! Now I'm seeking using myself. I'm gonna go AI. Correct boys, that is AI! I'm not go AI. Correct boys, that is AI. Woo! I'm not bad. That's AI, that's AI.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Okay, and our final one is this real AI. ["I Don't Know Where You Are"] That's real. Correct, that's real. So you did well, but can you see how it's harder than you think? Play number two again. Play song three again, rebound clean. You broke me just to watch me gleam
Starting point is 01:03:56 Congrats you made it Artists are in trouble. And if you think how far it's come in the last two years, AI, in five years, it'll be, yeah. Here we go. Trust me it's gonna get worse And did you make, far it's come in the last two years, AI, in five years it'll be, yeah. Here we go. And did you make, what did you write? What did you prompt into AI? I wanted it to be a girl that had a rebound song about a breakup and how she was saying, almost in a revenge-y way, that she wanted to get back at them that, you know,
Starting point is 01:04:22 they're not going to break her heart. Geez, that was a long prompt. Yeah, it is, yeah. I'm surprised they came back with such a great song. Yeah. Ha ha ha. When's the JetSat flight voucher? Should we do it now? Let's do one right now. Ooh, okay. Lucy joins us on the line. Good morning Lucy.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Lucy! Hello, good morning. Good morning. Hi, oh my god, I'm so excited, I got through! You got through, which means you have an instilly one. Congratulations. How many times have you been calling this morning, Lucy? I think it was up to 70.
Starting point is 01:05:02 Oh yeah, yeah, decent amount, decent amount. Is there a specific place or plan you have, or you just want, I mean everyone wants flights don't they? Would you get stuck? I would love to go to Fiji with my husband without our kids. The kids at home! Alright Lucy, let's have a seat. Okay, here we go, she's going in. Good luck Lucy. Thank you. Lucy? Yeah? Okay, here we go. She's going in. Good luck, Lucy. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Lucy? Yeah? You know what? What? I think this will do it. You've won $2,000 worth of DSR flight vouchers. Oh my god! Oh my god, we need to go there! We're not going there! You're going to fit Jane without your kids!
Starting point is 01:05:42 Oh my god, I'm so scared! In fact, actually, you might be able to take the kids for that, so... I don't know if that's too much. I can take some back, I can take some back. Nice. Got two thousand! Amazing. Oh my goodness!
Starting point is 01:05:54 That is unbelievable. Thank you so much, guys. Thank you, Chit-Town! You're welcome! You're so welcome. You leave the kids and just upgrade to business. Yeah, that's the way it is. Oh my gosh, yes.
Starting point is 01:06:05 Congratulations, Lucy. Your persistence has paid off babe. You enjoy your trip to Fiji. Oh my gosh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, go give him a call. That's the exciting thing. Every caller wins just our flight vouchers this morning. We've got a few more to give away in the next few minutes, but first... ABC, easy as pie. our flight vouchers this morning we've got a few more to give away in the next few minutes but first Let me stretch because this is my least favourite bit that we ever do on the on the week and it's not because I mean I came up with the game I love the game but you two lose your minds with your
Starting point is 01:06:39 own army this is my favourite bit Dan and I are like two sports teams playing in a derby you know we hate each other on the field, but then afterwards we shake hands, good game, whatever the result, we move on. We hug and we're sort of be like... That's absolute crap, Clinton. You guys argue about it for hours off here after the show. In a loving way.
Starting point is 01:06:57 Yeah. In a loving way. Okay, your first person, are they A-list, B-list or C-list? Reese witherspoon. A. A. We don't even need to explain who she is and what she does. Daniel, please! It's a tricky one.
Starting point is 01:07:15 Oh my God, it's clearly an A. Because Dan knows if he agrees with me, he puts her into the A-list, and Dan thinks there are only 10 A-listers in the world. And we've already got a list of about five, we're halfway there You can message through as well on 3343 what you think Yeah I'm gonna give her an A
Starting point is 01:07:33 Oh that's the best But she scrapes in That's generous of you She scrapes in Once she's in the list she's in the list Daniel Re-spoilers, babe I'm putting her in? Yep scraping it
Starting point is 01:07:43 Oh my god the fastest I think we've ever had I get 10 years ago she would have been a clear A-lister Mm. Re-spoilerspoon. I'm putting her in? Yep, scraping her. Very, very, she's... Oh my god, the fastest I think we've ever had. Okay, 10 years ago she would have been a clear A-lister, but she's scraping in on her history. Okay, here we go. Number two. Vince Vaughan. Oh god, C-list.
Starting point is 01:07:56 Shut up! No! Vince Vaughan! Shut up! What's he done well in the last 10 years? He's Vince Vaughan! If I just played his voice... I gotta go A. If I played his voice to someone, you wouldn't He's Vince Vaughan, even if I just played his voice. I gotta go A.
Starting point is 01:08:05 If I played his voice to someone, you wouldn't know who Vince Vaughan is. Yeah, the amount of movies he's in, if you looked at his library of work, and you know Vince Vaughan, you're like, oh yeah, you know. His voice alone, like he is. You put him in A-list, he is not even B. He is C-list.
Starting point is 01:08:22 The last good thing he did was Wedding Crashers. For Jessica. No, but he's also still making movies. Like he's got one of the biggest movies on Netflix at the moment, The Non is One. Not even B. He is C-list. The last good thing he did was Wedding Crashers. Producical. No, but he's also still making movies. Like he's got one of the biggest movies on Netflix at the moment, The Non is One. The Non is One, I love that one. So good, yeah. And he's great.
Starting point is 01:08:32 Genuinely never heard of it. Yeah, but it's new because it's brand new. That's not even heard of it. And he is a C-list and he's lucky to be there. C! In my opinion. Daniel, you can't put, I haven't even got a C-list. I've got an A-list and a B-list.
Starting point is 01:08:43 A-list checks through saying I can't even place him, he's definitely a C. You can't place Vince Vaughan? Well so far... Solid B, def not an A, says Kel. You guys are high putting about A. Like that is a disservice to everyone else in the A list. So you're saying Vince Vaughan is on the same level as Brad Pitt, Beyonce... No, no Brad Pitt's... well yeah, Nicole Kidman, Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, Vince Vaughan is on the same level as Brad Pitt, Beyonce... No, no, Brad Pitt's...
Starting point is 01:09:05 Well, yeah, Nicole Kidman, Denzel Washington, Tom Cruise, Vince Vaughan. You guys have... If I was at a party with all those people and Vince was here, I wouldn't be like... You guys have no business. You'd be like, wow, everyone's here because Vince is here. Yeah, I'm actually disappointed in you guys. Right, okay, so so far we haven't got an agreeance on Vince Vaughan. He is shaky. We need your opinions on him.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Shaky? He's not even shaky. He's sitting down. Right. The last name for the A, B or C-list game this morning is Kendrick Lamar. Now we've gone out of the acting world into the rapping game. Yes we have. He did Super Bowl. He had one of the biggest albums in the world. I would put him, if you put Vince Ford at an A, then he's definitely A-list. There's not, yeah, but if you're saying that this,
Starting point is 01:09:49 if you're talking, I don't know, Dan, I think you're just trying to be safe there, because your parents wouldn't know who Kendrick Lamar is, Clint. And I also, I also think about not just the name, when you hear the name, you instantly know who they are. I wonder as well if I pass them in the street, or if 100 people pass them, how many would go, oh my God, that's Kendrick. Name a song.'s Kendrick. Oh he's got plenty. F in problems.
Starting point is 01:10:10 That's ASAP Rocky. Oh god. They're just two black rappers you're getting. Go on more. Now I'm nervous. You want to put him in the A list. He's gonna say California love, don't say California love. No, I was going to, I won't now. No, here's the thing. I probably don't know, I don't listen to his music.
Starting point is 01:10:33 I just don't. But if you said Kendrick Lamar, I know he's a rapper. Yeah, but you know who Vince Vaughan is. That's not my genre. I also think as well, the celebrity needs to transcend just one generation generation like if it's like Gen Z know them or Millennials Everyone needs to know them. I don't know if the older generation would go Kendrick Lamar know who is whereas I reckon Vince Vaughn Goes across your generation. You are honest. I gotta put Kendrick at B. We need Kendrick at B. Let's look at you even though that's not true. I feel bad doing it because I don't want him to find out. He's A-list. He's A-list
Starting point is 01:11:03 He's worldwide famous. You don't even know a song. Even if you don't know what he does, you know who, like you know he's a rapper. I can't remember if you would think. I reckon if I lined him up with five other rappers, you wouldn't know which one he was. The most controversial one still is that you've put
Starting point is 01:11:16 Vince Vaughn at an A. All right. A, B, C, E, D, F, G, D. All right, the A-lister list. Meg has given us three celebrities, two of which we cannot agree on, whether they're A, B or C-Listers. Clint, the oxygen thief that he is, he's raising kids, think of that, and he's put Vince Vaughn at A-List. I'll tell you what, okay, I can't repeat what Dan said to Clint off-air, but I can tell you that he would have an instant dismissal of his job if it went to broadcast
Starting point is 01:11:45 Yeah, that's it. I'm having to broadcast, I just don't want to bring the show into disrepute. I am, I am, I could be convinced to move Kendrick Lamar from a B to a A more than I can be convinced to move Vaughn from an A to a B. That shocks me. This by the way is who Kendrick is, for those who don't know. The thing is even if you don't know his music, Kendrick Lamar, you know he's a rapper. You just do. It's not my genre. But Vince Vaughan, Wedding Crashers, The Internship,
Starting point is 01:12:13 The Breakup, Dodgeball, Old School, some of the most famous comedy movies of all time from 20 years ago, and he would have been B-listing. Sha'Vaughan, what do you reckon babe? Who's team you on? I look I'm gonna go rogue a little bit here now because I think that Legally Blonde really did it for Reeds With A Spoon. Especially with like the new movie and all that. Wait wait you said why are we talking about Reeds With A Spoon? She's an A. She's an A. Do you think she's not an A?
Starting point is 01:12:41 Oh we've established that. Sorry that's my bad. We've established that. Siobhan we've established that. Sorry. That's my bad. She's an A. Siobhan, we've established that. It's OK, it's OK, darling. It's the, don't, we're all happy. I'm very excited right now, guys. So Vince Vaughan, A, B or C? I reckon, no, I reckon an A. You're high.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Yeah, I guess you're high. Kendrick Lamar, A, B or C? I reckon A, but only because of Drake. Oh! So you're not a man that you just, you know. If you know Drake, only because of Drake. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh right you want right hand okay good luck Sioborn even though you think Vince Vaughan's A, I hope you win. Thanks. Siobhan, $1,600! Yeah Siobhan! Come on! Oh my god you guys, I've literally never left the country.
Starting point is 01:13:41 I'm going on holiday. Yeah girl! You have to then. And I'm going on holiday. Yeah girl! You have to then. And I'm gonna get a honeymoon! Oh! This is so great, best winner. Hey, just a fly voucher.
Starting point is 01:13:55 Oh my god, I'm gonna need to get a passport. Yeah, you need to do that. You can't use your just a fly voucher. You'll have to sort that out, but then you have 1600 bucks to fly wherever you want to go, babe. Oh my god! Well done. That's awesome. You'll have to sort that out, but then you have 1600 bucks to fly wherever you want to go, bud. Well done. That's awesome.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Fangarei is going to lose a good one. Amazing, Siobhan. You hold there, babe. We're going to grab your details. Let's go to Zara and see what Zara thinks. The A-lister game. Kendrick Lamar, where does he sit, Zara? Oh, okay, I'm kinda freaking out. You gotta sit. Oh, she's freaked out so much. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:14:33 Are you there, are you there? Oh, you dropped out. What do you reckon, Kendrick Lamar, A, B or C? I think, oh my gosh, I'm freaking out. I think he would be a D, only because I kind of agree of agree that every generation has to know who they are. Yeah so he's B! Oh it's coming in! So what about Vince Vaughan?
Starting point is 01:14:55 Okay but then I don't know who he is so I would put him at B. Okay so both B. I think he's likely to be a B. You would say that Reese Willis wouldSpinn is the only A-lister out of that list. Yeah. And even then you sound confused. This has been a very confusing call Zara,
Starting point is 01:15:13 but you still win. Yes, you have left with envelope in my left hand. Okay, here we go. Okay, good luck. Hopefully you can decide a bit better about where you're gonna go with this voucher. Okay, Zara, for your very confusing fungal, you have won yourself a $500 Jetstar voucher! Oh my god, thank you!
Starting point is 01:15:33 You're very welcome Zara, congratulations! And happy birthday Jetstar! Yeah, have fun booking your trip. You're 16 today Jetstar. So if you do want to book yourself a trip, yeah, treat yourself. Go to Jetstar.com before the sale ends on Saturday. I honestly cannot believe you guys put Vince Vaughan as an A-lister. I'm going through all the texts.
Starting point is 01:16:00 Vince is officially a B. He's not an A. He's not an A, Clint. I can't, you guys are gonna have to help me with Kendrick. I can't keep up with them. I think going on most of the texts, I think he scrapes in at an A. I think he's a strong A,
Starting point is 01:16:13 but I think there's a lot of people that still think he's a B-list, but I think more people think he's A. Would you agree there, Clint? No, I'm just looking at Kendrick B. Someone else says I had to Google him. Kendrick A for sure. Oh god, Kendrick's a B. I thought Kendrick was a basketball player. Nah, he ain't an A. Everyone, I reckon 90% of people
Starting point is 01:16:35 need to know who the person is to be an A-lister and it ain't looking that way. And that's on all generations, so no, the only A-lister that made it this week was Reese Witherspur. She deserves it. Okay, so Vince Vaughan and Kendrick will put them both at B. Happy? Shake hands? Yes, we'll shake hands, but I don't like it. Clint, Megan, Dan, Ejavos are in Christchurch today. Bringing back a bit of a throwback for OG Edge listeners.
Starting point is 01:16:57 The Edge Hugout Ginga Day. Who has the ginger? Hugout Ginga Day. Harrison is our resident Ginga, and he is looking forward to hugging a thousand people in Christchurch. If you are number 1000 you win a grand but every hundredth hug they also have prizes to give away as well this morning. That's epic. So all you need to do is just go and hug Harrison and he smells good I've hugged him before. He said he's done double layers of Lynx Africa and Hugo Boss. Great. He needs to reapply. He's like a little, what is it,
Starting point is 01:17:23 pasta parcel of perfume. He is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take a layer off. Doubles Cafe, they had 100 free coffees. Structural 8.30 this morning, so they've moved on. And they're at the Crossing by Mecca, giving away free Fanta. You can start to see the theme. And then 10.30 to 11.30 they're going to be at the warehouse. Rangiora, free original foods, doughnuts.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Oh wow. Yeah. God, there's so much free stuff. And there's free sorbet somewhere isn't there? What's the sorbet? Free squeezed mandarin sorbet. Oh yeah between three and six o'clock. Okay. Uh, rolic in gelato on uh casual street. And? And somebody said can you only hug him if you are also ginger? No, no anyone can hug him. Anybody can. Yeah. Are you guys there? Just gonna cross to them, see if they are. They might be busy giving away some freebies. All right. Hey, well, if you are in the area, the crossing by Mecca is where they currently are.
Starting point is 01:18:13 Otherwise, just text HUGH to 3343 and they'll send you all the times and locations of where they're gonna be so you can meet up with the crew. We've got more Jetstar vouchers to give away. Very, very shortly. Hell yeah we do. All right, let's take a quick three minute break and before we get into the throwback threesome we will give away another voucher. So Meg will open up another envelope in three minutes if you wanted to have your name on it I'll wait 100 the edge.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Clint, Meg and Dan. Give recall of wins with Jetstar turning 16 today. So let's go to the phones and see if we can find ourselves another winner. Honestly, the lines are blocked. Yeah, they're absolutely shocker. We've got the pack of 10 lines. What are you liking? Alright, let's go to Seth.
Starting point is 01:18:59 Seth, hello? Hello. Oh my god, is this real? This is real, Steph. You are on air, which means you have officially won. We just don't know how much yet. OK. Oh my god, I think this is like my 500th time trying to get through. Look at that 500th time lucky. What do they say, Dan? Isn't that the same? They say it.
Starting point is 01:19:18 That's one of those famous sayings. I thought it was third. No. That's your hybrid. That's 500th time lucky. All right, Steph, I've just got a few envelopes. I can't even believe it. Only a few envelopes left my darling. We're about to New Zealand are you? I'm in New Plymouth.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Okay, beautiful. Steph do you wanna pick envelope one, two or three? Yeah, three left. Um, let's go with number, What are you saying? Let's go with number one. Number one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:44 Good luck Steph. Okay. Good luck, Steph. Okay, Steph. Wow, it is 500 time lucky. $1,600. Yay! All yours, Steph. Oh, it's the worst time for your phone to cut out for the promo.
Starting point is 01:20:06 I think she's screaming. I think she's screaming. It's like cutting her. Oh my god. $1,600 to go and spend and go somewhere on holiday with Jetstar, Steph. Oh my god. Thank you so much. You're so welcome.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Do you have any ideas on what you're going to do with it? Where you're going to go? I think I'm going to put it towards my honeymoon. Do you have any ideas on what you're gonna do with it? Where you're gonna go? I think I'm gonna put it towards my honeymoon. Hey! Yeah girl! Yeah, that's perfect. That's great. Thank you so much guys.
Starting point is 01:20:37 I'm nearly crying. You're welcome. I imagine Steph still like in business class and then her like fiance or her new husband would have a sitting in cattle class. Keep your savings towards the honeymoon. That sounds perfect to me. Yeah, upgrade to this.
Starting point is 01:20:50 And keep your upgrades. A wedding is such an expensive thing so it's like one little thing you can save on. Yeah, I love that. Amazing. So good. Alright you hold this Steph, we'll get that voucher out to you ASAP and you can start planning your holiday. It's Jessa's 16th birthday so you get to celebrate with sale fairs across New Zealand or overseas with Jetsa.com. Hurry the sale does end on
Starting point is 01:21:08 Saturday. Holy shit you made it the whole way through. If you want more find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow and then if that's not enough check out our OnlyFans podcast it is.

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