The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW every caller wins tickets to R&V!!
Episode Date: November 6, 2025This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast, the team kicks off with a playful warning to listeners. The morning includes giving away Rhythm... and Vines tickets to every caller, discussing new music from Kelly Holiday and Joji, and celebrating the release of the new Sam Cullen Band album, featuring tracks like 'Somebody's You' and 'Lone Rider'. There's hilarious awkwardness as Dan attempts to convince a supporter of the All Blacks to cheer for Scotland. They also have heartwarming moments, like a solo mom winning a trip to Fiji and an 'inactive' rugby star's brief cameo on a call. Tune in for all this and more, including fun banter, new music, and some unexpected surprises! 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Kickoff03:21 Listener Interactions and Fun Conversations13:03 Scandal Segment and Entertaining Stories29:29 Weekly Highlights and Producer Diary34:22 Calling Scotland for All Blacks Support38:44 Wicked Part Two Excitement42:35 Unlikely Friendships and Heartwarming Stories46:40 The Edge One KZ Money Challenge48:37 Izzy Dagg: Supporting Scotland..?53:44 R&V Ticket Blitz01:04:46 New Music Friday and The Sam Cullen Band01:07:56 Fiji Trip Giveaway and Wrapping Up
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We love a challenge.
This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Get those phones dialed with 0800 VH.
Because every cooler wins.
R&V edition is officially on.
Good morning, 6 o'clock.
Oh, yes, done.
Double passing camping.
Hope you've been shredding.
because R&V's coming.
Dan's dabbing, guys.
You know he's serious.
Not to overshadow the fact that our producer Nipius bands
a new album drops today.
Dance today, baby.
Yeah, you.
Oh, yeah, I'm so excited, guys.
It's been like two years of writing music
and being in the studio with Sam,
so I'm very, very happy for him to have everything out.
Yeah.
Check out the bass line on this song.
Man.
So whoever's playing that bass, knows what they're doing.
Slapin de beer.
Slap into beer.
Slap in the beer.
Load up all the tracks, mate.
We'll make sure we throw it all in New Music Friday.
Oh, thanks, guys.
Appreciate it.
Yeah.
It's going to be fun.
Hell of the time.
How are you.
A little, uh, who dares, Dan as well, being a Friday.
Yeah, it involves the All Blacks and the Scottish rugby team.
The Scottish rugby.
No, that's why I leave the Scottish accent to be as.
Oh, I don't know.
It's his worst ever.
He's a much better.
You're good at accents, but your Scottish accent leaves a lot to be desired, my own.
Goonskeeper, Willie!
Well, his whole face just shook when he did that
and his face went all red.
He can't do it without being angry.
Yeah, he's been like really angry.
All right, let's get into the show
and give you a chance to get your hands on those tickets
that you woke up so early.
He's set an alarm, especially four necks.
It's a kid cutty, Cyril, L-A-B.
The lineup that just keeps giving.
It's R&B, baby, and every caller wins.
Obviously, we jump into a six-am throwback around this time,
but then I know also within every caller wins,
there are people that will set their alarm
and get up early to try and get their hands on a prize
that normally they're not going to be able to attain at 8 a.m.
Well, so far this morning,
the phones have been literally ringing off the hook already.
So there is definitely people up, Clint.
Yeah, double-bast, R&B with camping,
Kuddy Wilkinson, good neighbours, LAB, could be you as well.
We thought maybe we'll just get producer car
to flick someone through to us nice and early this morning.
It's going to be a...
Reward the early birds.
Yeah, then go back to bed.
It's going to be a great RER.
R&V this year as well.
I've heard that this summer,
the weather is going to be incredible.
It's already incredible.
I think the universe is already
just serving us up a little taste test.
Okay, who's the first person?
It was worth getting up early.
Wow.
Jen!
Congrats, Jen.
You're going, babe.
R&V.
Thank you.
You're so welcome.
Have you been before,
Jean, to R&V?
You're on Dubu?
In like 2019?
Oh, yes.
Dog and babe.
You're due and you, I mean, another trip to R&V for sure.
How good.
Yay, oh my God, that's so exciting.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Darling, enjoy.
Think of us when you're out there, party, be safe.
Go get a tent of water.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Why, O'Hika, stay in Gisbon.
Chuck it in the diary.
Love that as well, because when you've left your New Year's plans to, like, mid-November,
you start getting a little bit anxious.
And, Jen, just remember, I'm going to tell every call of this this
morning, 11 p.m. Saturday night, which stage?
Garden stage, baby. Garden stage. We'll see you there.
Garden stage. That's our producer NEPIA's band, so, you know, don't miss it.
That's the way you can thank us.
That's a good call.
It's the one condition.
Oh, my God. I'm so excited.
Yeah. Perfect. All right, first win, it's January. Everyone else that gets on the air is also
going to be going to R&V with camping, with every call of wins today until 10 a.m. this
morning. All right, us versus the playlist. The playlist is currently throwing out.
Let me love you.
Mario.
Not bad.
I met Mario.
Nice?
Lovely.
And when he sang this song,
he brought roses on stage.
He would hand him out to the girls.
That is actually quite cute.
There's only one really other alternative today.
And I don't know how it's going to go down.
It's Lord's birthday today.
And not your Lord and Savior, Clint.
Lord Yella.
No, his birthday's coming.
Yeah.
You celebrated actually at Christmas.
When you said Lord Ella, it sounded like he said Allah.
I was okay, covering all our bases this morning.
We're also going to celebrate that one.
I don't know what song.
I don't know where an older's birthday is.
So it's Mario or a tennis court.
What about Green Light?
Green Light, I think.
I feel like being a nice pump-up song.
Yeah.
Friday vibes.
Okay.
It's one of my favorite ever songs, I reckon.
Okay.
Yeah.
Here she is.
Taking over Mario.
Sorry, buddy.
And sorry a lot as well.
We will get to you.
Clint, Meg and Dan
Oh my gosh
It is your 16 am throwback
Because why, Dan
You were throwing it out there
It's her birthday today
Born in 1996
Which makes her Clinton
96 should be 29
She's not even 30 yet
She's not even 30 yet
Yeah
Isn't that insane
When she first hit
Like when she after her EP
In the first album
She was like still a teenager
She was a bubber
Unbelievable success
For someone so young
I've still not run into her
Here in Auckland
I saw her at a fish and chip shop earlier this year in Ponsonby.
Come on.
This is my dream, right?
Because I've interviewed it many times over the years
and she's always very nice.
My dream is that I'm just like walking.
I don't know her in Bay or something.
Because not that I live there, it's fine.
And then she goes, Ash, they go, oh hi, hi Allah.
And she goes, what are you doing in Auckland?
I live here and now.
She goes, we should hang out.
Maybe it'll happen.
I don't think so.
It's not going to happen.
No.
See, when people say that to me, I'll literally book in a thing
at the time. Don't tell me
we should hang. Someone did that to me
on Wednesday. We're having breakfast with
this morning damn because
she's like oh my God we should catch up and do
like a brunch or something and I go
cool and she was no she goes
on like a Friday or something and I go cool
I'm free this Friday
she goes okay
and just made the plan
and then now we're doing it but
I think don't. You're doing it at a time where I'm
unavailable to come that's fine. That's fine
That's fine. We made it us. He's talking about Sarah
Gandhi. You know what Sarah Gandhi? If you
Yeah, and we're like, she was like, when's Ash not available?
And I was like, probably this afternoon, she's like, let's do it.
I understand.
I mean, I know some times people are just like, oh, we need to catch up, we need to catch up.
But then also there are people that I think genuinely, I think you know when someone's just saying, we should catch up.
But when someone's like genuine, it's like, cool, let's book something right now.
Otherwise, guess what?
We'll bump into each other in a month from now and we will.
But I hate having plans locked in.
It makes me stressed.
You know what the worst thing is, is when someone asks to hang out and you don't want to,
And then they go, when are you free?
And then you can't go, oh, I'm just so busy.
For two months, I've got no free time.
I've got no gaps.
I'm going to the same.
Actually, I don't mind the little sprinkle here and there.
I don't like my whole weekend locked out.
Because then I feel like I'm just, it's just appointments.
And do you know what you need to say?
This makes me a good friend.
And I say this to everyone I've ever made plans with.
And I say, you have until the time, five minutes after we're supposed to meet to cancel.
Because I understand life.
Five minutes after.
I don't get, if I'm sitting at that cafe,
and you're supposed to be there
and then you text me and say,
I'm so sorry, I can't do it.
I will not hate you.
Really?
Oh, no, you need to tell me before I get in the car.
No, I don't know, before I go, because if I haven't.
I need people to know that there's no pressure
because I feel so stressed about cancelling if something happens
that it makes me fear the catch-up, because I have anxiety.
So I'm like, hey, let's say we've got like a barbecue plan,
all of us.
I'll be so stressed that something will happen between now and Sunday,
like buddy will get sick or something will happen,
that I will start spiraling.
But if I know that you've been like, but no pressure,
like we cool if something happens life
I get it then I'll then I'll just
not so you put the sausages on the barbecue
you're turning them away you've got the steak on there
I text you and go sorry Ash I'm not coming now
and you've already had the stress because
you're like dance coming dance coming dance coming
likes the steak medium rare
George is sick or like I've fallen over
and hurt myself or like the house is flooded
like a property does go for the most
random things that could ever happen I remember
we were going to have a party at her place for Halloween
she's like what if someone grabbed someone's boob
That could happen at any time.
You know how serious I am about, like, respect and, you know, and, like, rules and things.
My husband is the boss, so I just feel that there's a lot at a radio party that could happen,
and if it happens at our house, I would be responsible.
If you don't want a boob to be grabbed, Ash, don't invite Clint.
That's a simple thing to happen.
We have the party without him, and he's, like, trying to figure out why he didn't get invited,
and he's the boob.
He's that guy, he's Hansing.
What will we say?
Just joking, guys, he's not really.
Yeah.
And that's not why we didn't have the party in the end.
Just everyone got busy.
It wasn't like we were like, that actually could happen.
So let's cancel it.
Let's cancel the whole party because of Anzy Clint.
All right, we always do first call of the day around this time.
It shouldn't be too tricky to get callers considering that everyone that gets on the other
swan he gets a double pass to rhythm and binds with camping.
So that sounds like a bit of you.
O eight hundred at the edge.
There you all are.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
First Call on the Day.
First call on the day.
Shouldn't be too tricky to get first call the day this morning.
Everyone that gets on there wins a double pass to R&B and also camping as well.
Who are we going to choose?
Wow, the person who's got through Ash, they're currently wearing gumboots at the gym this morning in Tootonga.
Oh, no.
Tyler, good morning.
Can't do that.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How can you work out wearing gum boots?
Oh, like, it was for a good cause, okay?
Oh, Gumboo Friday.
Yes, of course.
Guys, Gumbu Friday.
Yeah, for raising money for mental health.
I am both.
Yeah.
Oh, you're doing a great thing for a great course.
You wouldn't want to do leg day, though.
You're doing, like, biceps or, you know, shoulders or something?
I actually go, it's kind of like F-45, so it's like circuit training.
Oh, it's tricky, but...
Be careful.
The only thing you couldn't really do is go on a treadmill.
That'd be really the only thing.
Yeah, yeah.
And you're a primary school teacher.
What grade do you teach?
I teach new entrance.
I pick five-year-olds.
I'm currently in the process of choosing a primary school for my little boy
because he starts next year and I keep crying every time I go and read the little
about us on the bloody school pages.
And did you just get...
Did you just get engaged recently, Tyler?
Yes, I did.
I did.
I actually just got back from Vietnam and my partner and I got engaged.
Congratulations.
How did they ask you?
Did you know it was coming or was a complete surprise?
Well, we've been together for six and a half years, so I was sort of hoping, but I wasn't expecting.
Right.
It was a surprise.
That's so cool.
Did he put the engagement ring in a big bowl of foe and you just had to slurp it out?
And that's how he proposed.
And then you choked on it.
Yeah.
You know what the best, we're the best place.
She liked my faux joke, guys.
Yeah, it was a really good one.
You know the best place to celebrate an engagement?
Why heck her a stake?
Yeah.
New Year's.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, get it like that.
That'll be so cool.
You and your fiancé.
How fun is it saying the F word now?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
It's so strange.
Yeah.
What about fiancé?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right, darling.
We'll grab your details.
Make sure we get those tickets out to you.
And yeah, you'll go.
enjoy New Year's at R&V.
Thank you so much.
I'm so stoked.
She sounds lovely, doesn't she?
She's the kind of teacher I want for my little boy next to you.
Yeah, yeah, that'd be awesome.
Putting her on my list next to Jen, Jen, and now Tyler.
Well done, guys.
And so many more tickets to give away to R&V throughout the rest of the morning.
Yeah.
The producers are stressed.
Look at them.
They've got like business up top and then party down the bottom.
Yeah, it's crox, socks and business suit jackets today for, you know, two,
in the booth.
Okay.
Got there in the end, Carl.
Sorry, guys, yeah.
I'm still waking up.
I'm just very stressed out here.
That's his favourite part of any show.
Scandal next.
Already?
Yep.
Just think it's really misogynistic that I have to do.
You know what?
I think you don't need to finish up
at the end of the year.
Yeah.
Actually, you know what?
Yeah.
You're done.
You've got, what,
we're going to give you another,
we'll give her a month's notice.
Yep.
Maybe six weeks.
And then we're going to wrap you up.
Yeah.
There you go, guys.
You heard I just got fired.
Yeah, we've got a lot of power out here, Ash.
Yeah, work out your six weeks, notice, and you're done.
December 19th, I'll finish up.
How does that sound?
Good, good, because that's what we're saying.
Okay, good.
I'm going to finish up on this show then, and then Meg can come back.
Perfect.
Clint McG and Dan.
Lesh, go.
Gossip of entertainment.
Scandal.
So I saw this, this morning.
I don't know why, of course, I thought of you guys straight away.
And I don't usually share these kinds of stories because, you know, very high brow, but it's kind of funny.
so I'll read you the headline first
0.01%
That's the quote
NFL stars penis size
ended his marriage
Okay so it's either really big or really
No as soon as you sent that story through
I was like oh my God you'd think in the NFL
Like a big linebacker or whatever
I'd have a big one but I thought the story implied
He had a tiny pecker
Well her name is Haley Killil
She's a
Sports Illustrated model
Okay you know we're very well
Familiar with her work
So I heard
And yeah she devour
divorced her NFL playing husband a couple years ago.
He's since remarried, but they're still friends.
And you can tell their friends the way she speaks about him.
She was on a podcast over the weekend and take a listen to what she shared.
No, because it was like he, like, he's like 0.01% of the population.
Oh, it's like that.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Of course.
Like, impossible.
Like, unless it, you know, you're going to be in tears.
My goodness.
She says two Coke cans, potentially a third.
That is ridiculous.
He's a big boy.
Like, you look at pictures of him.
He's huge.
I mean, he's an NFL player.
I think he was picked like fourth in the draft, play for Minnesota Vikings.
How does he even run?
Very talented.
You know, with that.
He's to strap it in.
Maybe it's to tape it to his leg or something.
Because I remember there was a guy, it was a few years ago now,
the guy that did the big interview, and he has the biggest one in the world, apparently.
I think he was from Mexico.
Yeah.
And he said it was basically, it's disabled him.
Yeah.
It's so just debilitating.
It's not funny.
It's not funny.
Well, it's no.
I mean, I guess it's not.
Because it's life for him.
Yeah, and you can't use it in a way that's fun
and it would get in the way.
You can't complain about it
because it goes, oh, my penis is too big.
Oh, I would imagine that this guy, Matt Khalil,
I imagine that the football players
probably walk around today to love and laugh.
Yeah, but I don't know.
I reckon, you've said it before, Ash,
that girls don't like that sort of stuff really.
No, Ash has said we don't care.
And then off the back of that chat,
we had like unsolicited text like, we do care.
Ash, obviously, you've been very lucky during your dating life
because is it the only reason?
It's very normal.
What I'm saying is in my girls' chat,
it's not something we discuss.
We have one joke in 20 years
that we're called kudunga.
That's because one of my friends hooked up with a guy
and when he pulled it out, she was like,
it was so beat that it was like,
Kudunga.
That's the sound that we thought would make.
So there's one the kudong, but then there's da.
What else is like unfolding?
So we have the discussion as a joke
But there's never been a point
We've been like, oh, I really want to keep dating
Because he's got a big or no
I've just heard it's the way you use it
Like a hypothetical sake
I've had one that was smaller than average
Yeah
Asking for a friend
And they are just really good at using it
I'm sure it's better than having a big one
But not being able to use it
It's all about like all the other things
That come with intimacy
And I just don't think people care that much
Yeah
So yeah
Good luck to anyone who's ever worried about it
I think boys talk about it more than girls.
In any case, Matt, because it's probably walking an inch taller today.
Oh, at least.
I don't think guys do talk about it either.
I don't.
Clint probably does with his mates in the soccer
after a game and they're all showering.
Your dream.
Dan's the one who wanted to, like, come into the sheds and have a shower
without actually playing any football.
And one of the guys listened to the show
and told all the other boys,
they're like, is your mate coming to the game today?
And I was like, no one goes, good.
I just wanted to be part of the team.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast
Meg is on maternity leave at the moment
and she sent me a screenshot
and I'm wondering if
what I'd like to do to get her back
is petty or just the right amount of fun
I'll be honest with you
Of course he will
Okay maybe you could chime in as well
3-3-4-3-0-800-the-edge
Why is the sad music playing
Every movie in the full-time
Cool Runnings
This is when they're about to like
You know
They're like walking up to try and qualify
for the Olympics.
Well-known fact there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not national.
And then it turns out that they end up getting the two seconds.
They find the qualifying time is actually quicker than they thought.
Don't worry.
They still make the Olympics.
Clint, everybody knows the plot of cool running from the 90s.
And they do it in under 60 seconds flat.
Anyway, how many years ago?
A year, maybe two years ago?
You and Meg surprised me with a celebrity guess who.
And it was Rawley who plays Junior Bevel,
The small guy in Cool Runnings who tripped up the other
Icey pride
I see power, exactly
We actually did that scene together
Him and I
We broed down
Clint put on a Jamaican accent
Yep
But he said I could
He was like yeah I'll let you do the accent
Found out later
He's not Jamaican
So he didn't really have license
Yeah, you know right
Meg sent me a screenshot
Let me just find it
Because obviously
Despite the fact that she teed up an interview
A while back
her and Rawley Jr. are still talking.
Right?
And he sent her a message
a little late to the party, but just said,
hey, he acknowledges that.
I'm late to the game, but congratulations on your new baby, Meg.
That's beautiful.
What a good guy.
He's lovely.
He's got a podcast and stuff.
And Meg goes, hey, just got a message from my literal friend.
And I said, I couldn't be more jealous.
It would be like if I was friends with Gandalf
and was sending you screenshots
because she loves Lord of the Rings.
Surian McAllen.
I don't know what his name is.
How rude.
And she said she would die.
Then she's like, don't worry, we talk about you.
I'm like, that's worse.
You're talking about me.
Invite me into the combo.
Set up a group chat.
So what's your game plan here?
So my game plan is, I'm going to find somebody
that Meg is obsessed with.
And then I'm going, I don't need to establish a friendship.
I know who needs to be.
I already know who needs to be.
I just need to have an interview.
And then I want to talk about Meg the whole time.
And then I'm going to send her the chat.
It won't be Suria.
and he's too famous.
I think we should do Miss Rachel.
Oh, no, she's way too famous.
Yeah, you're right.
What?
She's not going to get in a conversation with Clint.
Okay, too good.
She'd have guys like dads that find her, like, hot, messaging her all the time.
What about Indiana Jones guy?
Harrison Ford.
No, it's too big.
She likes him.
Is he too big?
Yeah.
He's too famous.
Who's like someone that Meg likes?
Frodo Baggins?
He was kicking around New Zealand just the other week.
Yeah.
Elijah would.
His stars fallen a little bit.
It has fallen.
more accessible.
What about someone lesser
known from a lot of the rings like Gimley?
I think we need someone real niche
because like Rawley, like Junior from
Cool Runnings, very niche. Maybe we need something that
most people wouldn't care about and that'd be easy
to get but Meg is obsessed with them.
It's a tricky one. I'm like, who's she obsessed
with it? Is it like Hollywood? A.
And you guys listening know and love Meg?
So 3343, send us a text
if you can remember her mentioning
something or something on her socials maybe.
I think your best bet is looking through the cast of Lord of the Rings
because we know Meg and Guy, her husband, love Lord of the Rings.
They'll know every character.
Find someone that's just not that famous anymore.
A New Zealand actor, a lot of the New Zealand actor, isn't it?
And you know what I could do?
I could pay for a cameo and make it sound like me and me are just messaging,
video messaging each other.
Or like, oh, I just think, yeah, okay, it's good.
Give them a script.
And then we'll cut it together and pretend that it's a screen, record of a FaceTime.
True.
And then they could be like, oh my God, Clint.
I was talking to my wife about that thing we were chatting about last week.
She was cracking up.
It just sounds like we're actual friends.
Yeah, because if they're actors, they'll be able to deliver the lines in a believable manner.
Here's some auctions.
Vigo Mortensen.
He's so hot.
Aragon.
I don't remember that.
It's a very off brand for me.
It sounds like he's speaking in different language, actually.
He's the really hot guy.
Okay.
Liv Tyler's not doing much anymore.
She played one of the people in that.
Liv Tyler.
She's busy being Steve Tyler's daughter.
Oh, yeah.
She was with, when she was Shane Warren?
She's not with him anymore.
Oh, Liz Hurley.
She was not with him anymore.
I've never watched Lord of the Rings, so maybe I need to.
Maybe you need to do a bit more research before you start trying to be faredy with me.
I was hoping you guys would just give me a name and a contact.
Did she love Bruce Springsteen?
Huh?
Did she love Bruce Springsteen?
No.
She loved Phil Collins.
Phil Collins.
That's what I was thinking of.
Yeah, but he's too famous.
Him or his son maybe.
No, I reckon we try and get Phil.
Oh, Lily Collins.
He's done like Emily in Paris.
I mean, Phil, she would die.
Let's try and get Phil Collins.
Reach for the Stars.
Clint Megan Dan.
Spinky Boo.
And yesterday this time on the show, we were talking about things guys can hold to appear more attractive after Jonathan Bailey.
The cover of People magazine, Sexiest Man Alive, is holding a puppy over half of his face.
A fluffy little cavoodle.
A gorgeous little puppy.
My kids want one of them.
Yeah, they're great dogs.
We had a spoodle, and he lived to about 14, but the kids don't really remember Benny and his heyday.
The thing with the cavudal is you've got to train them.
Yeah.
I've got two friends.
Shaz, hard ass.
She has the most well-behaved cavudal of all time.
We have another friend of the caffodal.
Worcestrous.
Sucks.
Yeah, just a bit sucky.
Well, we did say, what are the things women can hold to make them appear more attractive?
Very different list.
Because the man was like a baby, a dog, a camera.
A cup of coffee.
That was number one, wasn't it?
Number one is a dog.
Yeah, two, I think, was coffee.
But a book was in the...
A book. For me, it's book baby dog.
Yeah, okay.
Well, for the woman...
I bet it's just going to be holding their boobies.
Their ass, you know.
How's saying, yeah, their boobies are having to hold them.
That was me this morning when you, I was trying to get you to adjust my bra strap,
but you made it longer, so now my boobs are touching my belly button.
Thank you, Dan.
Yeah, I just pretended I didn't know how to tighten it.
I just lose some of it off.
I was like, oh, no, Ash, I've removed it.
I'm not going to do a top 10 because some of them I think are a bit dumb,
so I'm going to do maybe a top six or seven.
Ice cream.
Girls holding an ice cream
When it drips down the thinner, lick it out
ice cream's dripping
I don't know
Just a girl holding an ice cream
It's supposed to be
Hot
Red lipstick
Holding a red lipstick
Yeah
Mid application is in breakfast
My lipstick on
It's all just stuff
Why are you making the women so like
Because that's what it all is
Okay
There's no other reason for a woman to hold a lipstick
Other than be sexy
Other than for her to be like
I've never seen you
put on lipstick and make that noise.
This is an interesting one that I agree with
that most probably wouldn't.
A glass of whiskey, neat, or on the rocks.
No, oh, my whiskey is this?
I hate this thing that, like, men, like,
do we talk about it's like, oh, she's like a cool,
like one of the guys because she drinks whiskey
and smokes cigars.
Shut up.
Hey, don't cut my lunch on the list.
Oh, is it a cigar on there?
Oh, come on.
That's number four.
That's BS.
Motorcycle helmet is number two.
Cigarette.
Number one.
It's all just this, like, oh, she's one of the guys.
Get off.
Oh, man, you've pissed me off now.
Someone's texted me this is a good, but I like my woman to hold a degree.
That's good.
Look, Martin's just texted through.
I'm not even reading that how you're going.
That's more believable.
Martin, you naughty boy.
And I'm holding a bloody motorcycle helmet.
Jesus.
I noticed holding a conversation isn't on there.
Oh, okay.
God.
He's saying you're like your woman's silent.
Oh, whatever happens.
Complains to Carl at the edge.com.
The only thing they're allowed to go is...
Oh, I'm just holding my...
Whiskey.
Oh, my...
I beat my lipstick up.
Oh, my ice cream's dripping.
Oh, I've dropped my motorcycle.
Oh, my God.
Someone else's text in saying, holding my beer.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, guys.
Oh, no.
The only person I want to be friends with say is,
Jackie who texted through to say holding a degree.
Come on, yeah, that is good.
Good on you, Jack.
Can you guys think of one example of one that's not, you know, just like a stereotype
that you think is actually real?
My wife holds my heart.
Oh, that's so...
And my balls.
Yeah, she holds his balls.
Clint McGon-Jan, The Edge, 1K-E, Z, money.
Practice makes perfect, and now you can play any.
Anytime online.
Yeah, get amongst the online game on Rover.
You get 10 out of 10.
You go in the draw to win a thousand bucks.
Otherwise, give it a crack at 7 and 8 o'clock every morning with us.
Why not?
And the best part about being on the air this morning,
having a crack at easy money, Bailey from Northland,
is that even if you lose, mate, you are winning a double past R&V with camping.
Every quarter of wins this morning.
I know that's so good.
Thank you so much.
So see you there.
Double prizes.
And the good thing is
That's crazy
If you do win this today
They're $1,000 with easy money
You're going to put it towards a leg tattoo
Clint, you'd be a fan of that
What are we getting?
I'm getting a sleeve done next Friday
And it's just like a whole bunch of
I've got Western stuff
I've got some angels
I've got like flowers and stuff
It's like a whole
It's a whole ordeal
But the bro sort of it out
Not me, I'm not the drawer, obviously
How long are you going to be
there getting it done?
I've got a whole day session
and then two weeks after that I'll finish
it off with another day session.
Have you got any tattoos currently?
Yeah, I've got his tattoos.
You don't know what's on my whole stomach and my back
and my arm done and stuff like that.
Honestly, the more David Beckham
is in the spotlight, the more I want a neck tattoo.
Oh, Clint, I don't know.
It's going to go down so badly.
Yeah, but you're already got a good career.
You'll be right, mate.
Yeah, but when he gets fired, eventually he will
He can't just get a normal job
He's got a good wife as well
And he could definitely lose the wife
And the mother if he gets in his time
You'd be officially disinherited if that happened
All right, well let's get into it
You've got to give us 10 answers
And 30 seconds starting with the letter Ash gives you
You can pass but no repeated answers
Good luck, Bailey
Okay, here we go
The letter today is E my darling
Can I please have beginning with E
An Animal
Elephant
Something you wear
Albu pads
A movie title
Pass
Something that uses electricity
Electric cars
A music genre
A pass
Something you can recycle
Envelopes
Something associated with money
Pass
A type of tree
Oh I hate when you give an answer
And then the next question you could give the same answer.
Something associated with money?
Envelope.
Yeah.
Far too slow.
Yeah.
I almost said envelope twice.
Yeah, it's such a stitch up.
Sorry, Bailey.
You have to pay for your own tattoos, babe.
But the good news is you're going to look so hot when they're done.
Yeah.
Yeah, and enjoy R&V.
It's going to look great at R&B.
Oh, yeah.
You've got R&V, baby, come on.
Wai'Orhika, stay in Gisbon.
Enjoy.
Have the best time.
Amazing.
Thank you guys so much.
You're so welcome.
Yeah, couldn't lose.
How cool.
Get on the air. Every caller wins if you haven't heard,
and you've only just tuned in between now and 10 a.m.
You can win a double pass.
If you get on the air with camping.
Tickets were given away so far just to the tip of the iceberg.
So many more to give away.
Clint, Megan Dan.
How bloody good.
Every caller wins as well.
You get on the air.
You are going to Rhythm and Bines.
Double pass with camping.
Kid Cuddy Wilkinson, Good Neighbors, LAB and more.
We're down to the final tickets.
So you need to get in quick before you miss out.
Or win for free with us.
And Lily, you got through on air, babe.
It's just so much.
So welcome, have you been before?
Oh my God.
She's too busy screaming, Clint.
Have you been to R&V before, Lily?
I have been in the mud last year, so it doesn't really count.
It was like the last day.
It rained quite a bit, a bit of mud.
A fun memory.
Having been to R&V without a bit of mud.
Now, Lily, you've been calling all morning nonstop, so you'll.
Hard work has paid off, darling.
Have the greatest time, R&V.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome, Bubba.
So welcome.
All right, should we get into the highlights of this week,
at least according to our producer Nipia?
He throws together all the bits he feels like you shouldn't have missed
in case, you know, work and life has just been getting in the way
of listening to your favourite breakfast show four hours a day.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Atamaria, good morning and welcome back to another producer diary.
Man, what a massive week.
We caught up with Paul Henry.
We gave all our thousand bucks on easy.
money and we even talk to a bloody
spice girl. All righty, let's get
into it. One of our favourite games here on the show
is sayings that don't exist where we try
to come up with new ones or put a fresh
lick of paint on the old ones like, is the Pope
Catholic? Dan's not great, though, though. What about
this one? A goat is just a small horse
with hands. And what's the takeaway
there? That's the bit he misses.
It's just saying if you're wanting to figure out what's
the difference between a horse
and a goat. It's a simple saying
you can say. Right. Oh, no, this one.
You're learning maths from an English teacher.
So you go into the wrong place
Just make sure you're in the right classroom
The man that invented the printer didn't own a pen
No, okay
And that's just saying
You know, if you've got a printer
No need for a pen in a way
We're done
What about this one? Don't kill flies
Just clean your kitchen
No, that's not
Okay
Why build a bridge when you can buy a boat
Yeah, no, that's not allowed to play
Okay, no
Ash might have been the only Kiwi to travel
From New Zealand to watch Ricky Martin
in Melbourne last weekend
And on Monday morning, she told us the story after going up for a fancy meal with some of her high school friends.
We do it once a year and we go all out when that's my big dinner splurge for the year.
We ordered a prawn cocktail.
It was 58 Australian dollars.
How many prawns do you think you expect in a prawn cocktail?
Probably one each.
It's 20.
Four.
That's incredible.
I mean, they were probably the best prawns I've ever had in my life and they were a good three inches long.
Dare I say, I think you got ripped off.
Three inches isn't that big either, isn't it?
Oh, some people can use it.
I'm speaking I did not me
I mean for bronze
It's not the size of the wand
It's the spell that you're casting
It was Melbourne Cup Day on Tuesday
And although not all people agree with it
We got a lovely lesson
From listener and horse breeder Cameron
About
Wait is it called the birds and the bees
For horses as well
With the ones where you collect it
Is there a machine that does that or is that by done by hand
No it's by hand
There's something called an AV
Which is an artificial
and there's a little bag you taped on the end of it.
If I was getting 750K every time, I'd be doing it any way possible to be honest.
Yeah, do you...
If you ever any work experience, it feels like a fun radio thing to take Dan to.
Yeah, it's so true.
As long as I can sell it for the time I have.
No one was yours, Dan.
Okay.
Not mine.
Dan saw a wee bit more of ash than who was expecting this week,
but I think we may have uncovered a bit of a grey area for Dan.
It's flushed a bit of my underboop to Dan.
Yeah, it was not, like, intentional.
I was like, who's not actually in my top either.
I'm sorry, don't go look for a second.
That's right.
You didn't look at me when she just looked at you and said, don't look for us.
You're just lucky that it's not Clint sitting opposite you,
because I've got big brother energy.
I would never judge you.
I would never look, you know, but Clint, he'd be like,
if that happened.
Clean is like, how do we explain you?
I also have definitely brother-sister energy, but like...
Step-brother.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Oh, no, stepbrother.
Your parents got together and you sneaked out the hallway.
Are you awake, Clint?
Oh my God, that's his best fantasy.
We're not related, but it's the wrong.
And finally, we always get a bit of an insight into Dan's life during Dan's Google history,
but this week he had us worrying about his poor cat, Kimmy.
Kimmy's got a heart murmur.
But then Hannah was like, I think it's just a cash grab from the vet.
He just said he's got a heart murmur so they do one of those cardiovascular tests.
ECJ.
At $700.
I'm getting my poo tested this week for $600.
For a heart murmur.
No.
I'm not going to harm
You had such an idiot
symptoms
It doesn't sound like a real doctor
Did you go to Kimmy's vet?
I'm dach the neck
Hey, d'ak the neck
All righty and that'll do us
For Producer Diary this week
Good luck to the Kiwi Furns, Kiw and the
All Black all playing this weekend
We'll catch you same time, same place next
week for another producer diary.
Thank you, Names.
Well, done, Nick.
Always good at a knee.
Doesn't he look like Freddie Mercury
with that Mo and the white cinglet?
Yeah.
Get it, mate.
Come on.
Zat.
I'm straight, but, you know,
I'll take the Pretty Mercury compliment.
Thank you.
Hey, Mercury.
Hey, speaking to the All Blacks,
we're getting him a little fun with that,
with the game this weekend on Sunday against Scotland.
Who dares Dan?
Can he convince a Scottish person
to pledge their allegiance to the All Blacks,
ahead of the game. I think Scottish people are really
lovely, aren't they? Surely they will. They'll be
supportive. We'll call Scotland. We've done it
before. You've felt when we've taken on
the wallabies. You couldn't get any Aussies to pledge
their allegiance. The South Africans wouldn't.
We'll be Scots. We'll have to call a pub or
something. It's about 6pm in Edinburgh right now.
All right. Give it a crack next and see how
we go. Clint, Megan Dan.
All right, Danny Boy, your challenge this morning is to call Scotland
and find a Scotsman or woman who will pledge their allegiance to the All Blacks ahead of Sunday's game.
Okay.
And the game is in Scotland, so there should be a bit of buzz on the ground, I'll imagine.
We've never called another country and they have pledged allegiance yet.
I've managed to kind of trip them into it a couple of times, but not, they haven't done it out of their own will.
Even the South Africans living in New Zealand, do you think, oh, they might have a bit of openness to loving that.
I might have stitched you up a little
because we found like a sports bar
and so hopefully somebody working there.
In Edinburgh.
Yeah, we'll pledge their allegiance to the A-Bs.
Good luck.
Okay, I've got the call through.
Bring this down.
Good evening, Bloodbool Gras, Moket.
How can I help?
Oh, hi there.
My name's Dan.
I'm calling from the All Blacks rugby media team.
How are you?
Hi, I'm nice with Shabby.
How's you, Matt?
Yeah, good.
Just quickly.
I know you're busy.
I'm just calling around Scotland,
just getting some beautiful Scottish fans.
fans to pledge allegiance to the All Blacks this weekend
who are playing Scotland.
Could you just record a quick message for me over the phone?
Yeah, can't do, mate.
Oh, you're a legend, all right.
What you just need to say is just say your name
and then go, I pledge my allegiance to the mighty All-Blacks.
What if I'm a Scottish supporter, though?
Doesn't matter.
It's just to play to the rugby, the Olympics just at the start of the game.
Scotland won't know.
Say my name and I'm pledged my alliance to
to who?
The Mighty All Blacks.
The Mighty Old Blacks.
Right, okay.
Right, got you, Matt.
Yeah, okay.
When you're ready, I've got the recorder on.
My name is Kulash,
and I pledge my allegiance to the Mighty Old Blacks.
Aye.
Well done.
And now just quickly, I'll just keep the recorder going,
just go, stuff the Scottish.
Hey, it's Clinton and out of London
from a radio station in New Zealand.
We can't believe you.
I just did that.
I mean, look, I'm not from Scotland.
I don't have a whole lot of alliance, you know what I mean?
I'm swinging both ways.
Where are you from, brother?
I was born in Hungary, but being here for about eight, nine years now.
Sound pretty bloody Scottish.
You've got the accent.
Wait, so Dan, you've got a guy from Hungary,
to pledge allegiance to the all blacks against Scotland where he wasn't born.
Yeah, that's legend level.
Oh, we thought you'd absolutely done.
country dirty there for a second?
No, it sounds like you're very busy.
Yes, absolutely getting shafted for this weekend and all.
So I'm excited to see the Almighty Blanks getting beaten by Scotland, wasn't it?
How's the Hungarian rugby team?
Are they any good?
No, they're shit.
Oh, they're not even in the league.
They are shite.
Yeah, shate.
You're definitely Scottish.
Hey, just before you go, could you give us a rating out of 10 on Dan's Scottish accent?
Here I go, this is my Scottish accent.
Oh, plate.
What do you reckon?
That was horrible, me.
You need to sit on the glass region accent.
When you come up to someone to ask for a five days,
excuse me me me, you guys be sick by then you kids, right?
We don't understand anything you said, so we're just laughing.
I think he's speaking Hungarian now.
Good on you, mate.
Thanks for having a bit of fun with us today.
And good luck.
I would have a big rush this weekend.
That's all right, guys.
Thank you very much for having me, okay?
Yeah, Jen.
Go well.
Cheers, bye-bye.
First time you've ever passed it, yeah?
It wasn't lovely.
Yeah, it was so strange hearing a, obviously a Hungarian person.
who's learned to speak English in Scotland
and therefore has learnt to speak
English with a deeply Scottish
Scottish accent and say shite.
I love the Scottish accent, eh?
Me too. So good.
Bring on saying shite.
Yeah.
You know, we don't say that.
Yeah.
Get on the ear anytime between now and 10
and we've got a double pass to R&V
with camping for you,
sorting out your Ryan New Year's plans
if you haven't got them done.
Oh, 800 at the edge.
Clint Meg and Dan.
We're about a week and a half away from Wicked for Good,
part two of Wicked,
which seems so unbelievable that it's come already,
because I remember sitting in the cinema
as defying gravity finished
and the screen went to great,
and I'm bawling my face off thinking,
it can't come soon enough.
It was incredible, wasn't it?
Absolutely.
I think the thing is when I went in to see Wicked the first time,
I wasn't expecting much,
because I'm not a huge fan of musicals that have made into movies.
They never translate, but this did.
It's unbelievable.
It was so amazingly done.
So we're about a week and a half away
from a part two in cinemas.
And the cast have done this one night only special for NBC in America,
which was like a live show pretty much to get people excited,
make sure they got their tickets.
And I've got two bits of audio for you
because we were having a discussion in studio where Clint,
you're not like a huge musical fan,
so you're not super familiar with Cynthia Arriva who plays Elfabar.
And you were like, well, surely Ariana Grande is the better singer.
Like who's the better singer?
People must be comparing them.
They have different songs.
But, I mean, they're both phenomenal, but Ariana Grande's a musician.
Yes, but before she was an actress.
Like a Broadway star, which means like
seven nights a week you are
bringing the greatest vocals of all time
to the live stage. And professionally trained as well.
She'll do breath work and heaps of different things.
And they're both amazing. What I love is that their voices
sound so different but sounds so good together. So
these are live performances from this live
show in New York and I want to play
for the wicked fans out there who are as excited
as Dan and I, but also for other people who are just like
yeah, whatever, I'm kind of interested. So first
all, here's Ariana doing some slang in.
What we miss when we misbehaved
And goodness no
No, I get lives are lonely
Very hard Glinders
Because they're very operatic, very, you know
But I want to play this for you.
Now this is one of the greatest songs on the soundtrack
Yeah.
That's exactly, I think, my point.
I think Cynthia has better songs than Ariana.
She does.
Definitely.
Alphabet gets the big belting songs.
If it was American Idol, you'd be like, Cynthia's having better song choices.
Yeah, very much so.
So this is The Wizard and I, and this, I'm sure you also cried when this...
And this is live.
This is full live.
You can tell it's live as well.
Maybe they will scream for half of what his favorite team.
Who is there in life?
Oh my gosh
She doesn't so effortlessly
That's not even at the top of her register
And she just said exactly
She just stands a mic in front of her mouth open
And that voice comes out
It's just I cannot wait to see
And what did you say, Dan?
People say this is one of the best films
Yeah, so I've seen multiple people
that have seen the movie before movie reviewers
There was a guy that gave it
His first 10 out of 10 for a movie in 10 years
like he's been review of movies for many, many years.
And he said it was the best rounded movie he's ever seen.
I can't wait.
Me and Dan have been invited to a special event
a couple days before the launch.
And we can't bring a plus one.
But we don't know what it is.
We just know it's wicked.
Oh, no, thanks.
I'm not going to an event if I don't know what it is.
And it starts to know what is it.
How long and what it's going to be on offer?
It starts at like 4.30 in the afternoon and goes through to late.
So God knows what it is.
If there was anything else, I'd say no.
But it's wicked, so I'm like, I just, it's everything.
I've got a double pass to the movie premiere,
and I don't know whether to take my wife or my daughter.
They're fighting it over at the moment.
I think I just send your wife and daughter together.
No, no, no.
I feel like to make them, like, do challenges throughout, like the next week.
And whoever's...
Like hunger games.
Kind of.
Yeah, yeah.
It's not weird at all.
Yeah.
Talk of unlikely friendships. If you've got one where people get really shocked,
maybe it was someone that you had as a best man,
or a maid of honour, or maybe they're a new friend.
Or I do love those Instagram stories about, like,
this old lady knocked on my door and was the wrong house,
but then we sprang Christmas together,
and now we've spent Christmas together every year.
That's lovely, isn't it?
18-year-old, like, Pakistani guy and some, like, 90-year-old Scottish lady.
It just makes me so happy.
Yeah, and Billy had one of those stories that she shared with us.
Late in the show, just the other day, take a listen.
So I'm going to treat myself.
I'll go and get a little six-pack from the liquor store.
So I pull in and this old fella in a walker, I've totally blocked him.
And I go, oh, God, what have I done?
And I get out the car, and he's just like, you can't park here.
Look, I can't even walk around.
He's getting really upset.
I said, oh, I'm so sorry, my love.
You were like, oh, that's so silly of me.
I'm really wrong here.
And then we're walking along, and I think, oh, that's it.
But he actually pulls in the liquor store with me.
I hold the door for him.
And we go to the same pack of bourbon.
It's almost like touching hands, you know, in a movie.
We look up and we're laughing away.
A couple weeks later, I come back into the same liquor store,
and the liquor guy says,
oh, you won't guess, but that fella there,
he was totally smitten with you, and he's left you his number.
And he wants you to come around and have a beer.
And so Billy said that her and her friend,
we're going to go around and, like, have a drink with him.
I guess just give him some company.
I don't know if he just wanted the company.
My dream is that he's a billionaire,
and she becomes his, like, companion, like, sugar to mama,
sugar daddy, like, not sexual, just friends.
Come around, hang out with me, and then he dies.
But she still doesn't know he so really.
And then he dies
And then he leaves him
Timinaldals
Oh that is maybe he is looking for someone
Because he doesn't have anyone
You're right
Maybe he's looking for someone
To leave his money too
Nothing and no other stuff
He's just like I need to find someone
Billy right now is finding
Like his number and her phone goes
Calling up Jesus I gotta arrange that beer
You hear of that stuff happening
Hey just like old people that have no one left
Yeah yeah
And then they just kind of just give it to someone
Which had meaning to them in someone
I have an unlikely friendship
Found in the most unlikely place as well
Nothing is unlikely for you
because you talk to everyone wherever you go.
Remember when he flew to Christchurch?
Oh, nightmare.
And he spoke for an hour and up.
The whole flight, he was speaking that American lady.
Yeah, and she tried to open the door and jump out.
She was like, I can't yell.
Stay, babe, stay, babe, hey, babe, hey, babe.
She had me in verbal handcuffs.
Not down the way around.
All I heard was yours.
I had my book and can bring in it back out and opening it up.
Don't mind.
Don't be ashamed of who you are.
So I'm friends with a guy who is in some sort of a bikey group,
like a Harley-Davidson group there.
They're all very large lads.
And I don't want to stereotype
because I don't know his entire situation.
But, yeah, he rolls with some interesting characters.
Nice.
And I bumped into him on a Disney cruise.
And it was like the only bar that was still open
and me and my wife went in him and his wife with her.
And we like sat down and just got chatting the whole time.
And then now him and I just commented on each other's Insta stories.
Most times it's him out with his Harley Boys and stuff.
and he's like, Clint Minion, you need to get a bike.
You need to get a bike and come ride with us.
Is that his gang, the Harley Boys?
No, man, I don't know.
They don't sound dangerous.
But, yeah, we messaged back and forth,
but he's probably the only one in my circle
that is, as connected as he is.
Is that why you want to get a Harley Davidson
so you can be part of the Harley Boys?
I didn't text him saying.
My wife said I wasn't allowed to.
As boys spout with a Z at the end?
Daboie.
Daboys is the group chat.
Dumb and I have.
The 3343 is in a.
number to text. We want to hear about your unlikely
friendships. The person you're hanging out
with it on paper doesn't seem like it makes sense
but IRRL
just works. And the best part about this phone
is that if you do get on the
air, if your story is good enough,
you're winning R&VETICS.
Yeah. Is it an age gap? Is it like you work at
10 and they work at Bunnings?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Giving the secrets to each other about all the
specials that are about to come out? Yeah.
I went under the edge of you can't get through on the phones.
Virus are texts 3343.
Oh my gosh
The Edge 1K
EZ money
Practice makes perfect
And now you can play anytime online
Three past eight on your Friday
If you can give us 10 correct answers
In 30 seconds
We'll give you a thousand bucks
You can pass
But no repeated answers
And hoping to get it done this morning
Is Laura
Yeah
Good morning Laura
How we going guys
You're in the Sunshine Capital
Although you and Nelson
argue over
I guess that title a bit
But how's Blenon this morning?
To be honest, it's a bit overcast,
so Nelson might have won up on it.
Oh dear.
We'll make it up.
We'll get it two for two this year.
Well, you don't need sunshine when you've got R&V tickets to look forward to, you know what I'm saying.
Congratulations.
You go on R&V.
Who are you taking?
I'm my stepdaughter.
Her birthday's on New Year's Eve.
I'm not a regular mom.
That's cool.
Love it, darling.
So you've already won.
So the pressure's off, really.
Yeah.
Okay, let's get your letter.
Yeah, let's see if we can get 10 answers in 30 seconds.
Okay, your letter today is R.
R for Rhythm and Vines.
Can I please have a country?
Russia.
A fruit.
Prova.
Something you can drink.
Wibina.
Something you find in a car.
Puff.
A band.
Read hot chili peppers.
A New Zealand town or region.
Um, oh my gosh, pass.
Something you can ride.
Um, uh, plus.
Doesn't matter, baby, go to iron for anyway.
Something you can read.
Yeah.
Good on you, darling.
A girl on AFIP, but you've got to be with your stepdaughter.
You're a cool mom, not a regular mom.
Enjoy it, sweetheart.
Thank you.
Thanks, Laura.
Back again at 3 o'clock with your jarbos.
If you want to give it a crack and you think you can get it done.
Best of luck to you.
Up next, who there's.
Dan
Dan needs to try and find
a staunch all-black
supporter and convince them to pledge
their allegiance to Scotland ahead of
Sunday's game. We're doing a bit of a reverse if you caught the one
earlier. Yeah, we did about an hour ago. That was a success
Yeah, you've got a Scottish person
who said shite
to pledge their allegiance to the A-Bs.
Harder to get the
a key way, I think. Yeah, I think this is going to be tricky
and I'm going to have to put on a Scottish accent, aren't I?
Yeah. Which I'm not great at.
Yeah, and we've all, I think the number
that producer Carl has found
isn't just an all-black supporter,
but an ex-all-black player.
It's going to be really tricky, bro.
Why do you make it hard?
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Here we go.
Good luck, Daniel Weby.
Who dares?
Who dares?
Who dares?
All right, Dan's got to get an all-black supporter
to cheer on Scotland
ahead of the game on Sunday.
We've got a Scottish supporter
to chair on the all-blacks
I think this one's going to be harder.
Yeah, definitely will be harder.
Because you've just told me
it's not just a supporter.
Yeah, the number that we got,
we're like, who can we get?
He's like a die-hard, all-black supporter.
And we're like, who's more die-hard
than someone who's worn the black jersey
with the sort of film?
Yeah, so not only you're going to have to convince him,
you're also going to have to cold call a famous person.
Yeah.
Either way, it's going to be awkward.
Izzy Dagg, part of the World Cup,
winning squad, actually, yeah.
But he's also one of the all-blacks
that I reckon doesn't mind a bit of a prank and a laugh.
So, I'm going to know.
I'm kind of like 50-50 on this.
Do I go Scottish accent pretending I'm from the Scottish team?
Yep, definitely have to do that.
But the thing is my Scottish accent isn't that believable.
Well, he's a Kiwi.
He's not going to have some, like, very high.
He won't know a Scottish accent.
I'm from Scotland.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe in the moment it might come to you better.
That's exactly right.
Just channel groundskeeper wheelie.
That's the key.
Goenskeeper.
Willey.
He's back.
Yeah, okay.
Try not to like shout at him because...
Yeah, he's really quite aggressive and I worry that.
Yeah.
Grimeskeeper, Willey.
Better, okay.
All right.
You got this, baby.
Good luck.
We'll punch his number in.
Izzy Dagg, Exor Black.
See if you'll cheer on Scotland.
Hello?
Is that Israel?
Speaking.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
to look, pity him, how are you?
Hi?
Will I.
He's gone.
Oh, he's gone.
That's the worst thing that I've ever done on the radio.
Hey, Ash, you did nothing, and neither did I.
Let the record say.
Unleasurable.
The worst accent you've ever done.
He was on the back foot from the stars.
You've got to call him back and apologize.
He's not going to answer now.
No, he did text him now.
Try him.
him again.
No, he's not answering again.
Pick it up, call him again.
It's not a chance.
Do I do the Scottish accent again?
No, drop it.
I'm straight in.
I'll give you a million dollars if he answers.
Wow.
Million dollars, thanks, Ash.
That's well as it.
Busy, Dag, before you hang up, bro.
It's Quinn Dan and Ash London from the edge.
He's got Don.
Oh, dear.
Honestly, I was lying on the couch.
And I was like, oh, who is this?
I know.
Another random has got my phone number somehow that I'm going to have to block.
It wasn't my best Scottish accent, if I'm honest.
And I was like, I'm not in the mood for this.
No one ever is for that.
I don't think.
So anyway, is that?
Just need a quick message from you.
Well, I'm never going to plead you against my brothers.
What about me hanging up?
I'm not a hang-up guy, but I was like,
I feel like.
I would have hung up on me as well, as he, to be honest.
Honestly, what I'll get you to do, is just say, go the All Blacks, say that for me.
Yeah, go the A-Bs.
Honestly, you want to, Scott's a good side.
And then just say, Scotland.
No, don't do it, Izzy.
You know you're a radio man.
You know what he's doing.
Hey, for those that aren't big fans, though, they don't know what's going on.
Who are the All-Backs playing this weekend?
Scotland.
Got him.
Go to the All-Bless.
Hey, thanks me to Blancers.
Appreciate you, bro.
We love you.
Nah, all good.
All good, too.
Yeah, mate.
Just in Neby, I can see him
whipping up what I was hoping he might.
Yeah, we've got him, I think.
So, there we go.
Thank you, Neves, and getting the thumbs up.
This is from Ex-all-Black Israel Dag.
Go, go.
Got one.
On a sea.
Seamless.
You'd never know.
That was a copped that one.
Nepeas just told me he's got another one.
Go!
Got one.
You heard it at her first.
Yeah.
Good on you, Izzy.
sporty was. The Clint Meg and Dan
podcast. Kid Cuddy
Cyril L-A-B
The lineup that just keeps giving.
It's R&V baby and every
cooler wins. How good.
If you want to go tickets
they are down to their final tickets to sell out very
quick. The edge.rover.orgad for all the details
but always better to go for free.
Then we can do like single ticket blitz. Just
rattle through as many as we can. So then you got your
ticket and then hopefully your crew
sorts out there's quick fire. Quick fire
rounds. Do we just get into it?
Let's go.
Okay, Amy, you go on R&B, babe.
Yay!
Come on, babe.
Congratulations.
Okay, she's up next.
She just had a scream.
Here we go.
Kuk, Kuk, Kuk, Kuk, Kukkkka, Kishar.
You go on R&B, Keshire.
Hello?
Oh, I was going to say, you've got to be on the air to go.
We're nearly lost it.
Give us a scream, Kisha.
Hello, is that they?
Yes.
Are you Keshah?
Yay!
Kisha.
Kisha.
Come on, babe.
Come on.
You've got to do half the work too.
Meet us in the middle, babe.
Hey, congratulations.
You have the best time.
Chuck it in the diary.
Your news is sorted.
Why Oh, Hika estate in Gisbon?
Now I'm nervous to pronounce the next girl's name
in case she's like.
I'll give it a go.
Kira!
Yay!
Yeah!
Oh my God!
I can't leave I actually got through.
We've got through, babe.
Double class with camping to R&V.
Have a great news.
Stay safe and party house.
All you need now is a tent and that's exactly what you need as well.
Georgie, you're going to R&V!
Oh my God, that's awesome.
Thank you so much.
So welcome.
We're in the country here.
Oh, we're down and doneers, but I'm actually ringing through for one of my workmates,
solo mum, who's gagging to go, so I would have made her a day.
Oh, fantastic.
Good on you.
Good on you, George.
What a great client.
If you're listing, these tickets are for you.
Oh, God, some people are so lovely, aren't they?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And should we do one or two more?
One more, right?
Just one more.
Okay.
Monique, you're going to R&V.
Woo!
Yay, thank you.
You're welcome.
You're in Gizzy.
So it'll just be a little...
I'm just skipping a jump to Waiolika State, I'm sure.
Yeah, just a little walk down the road.
Yeah, great.
Gisbon must go hard around New Year's.
I'm sure the locals love it.
Yeah.
It's great, but it's awful.
Yeah, great for tour.
for sure. All right, will you hold there.
We'll grab your details. If you get on the air between now
and ten, you'll be going as well. Kid Cuddy
Wilkinson, Good Neighb.
So many others. Oh, and of course
our producer NEPIA's band is going to be
on garden stage at 11 o'clock on the 30th.
New album out today as well.
Get around it, the Sam Cullen band.
We'll play a couple little sneaky
sneak piece in New Music Friday about later on, I reckon.
Necks is the full album out right now, right?
Full album is out right now. Ten brand new tracks
that we've been working on for the past two years.
It's very, very proud to have it out.
Go and stream it.
Yeah, great out.
Not during, like, now and...
Yeah, after the show, of course.
Or just put it on in your laptop in the other room and just keep streaming it.
Yeah, that's true.
That's what I did at 12 o'clock last night.
I just started playing it and had it on silent so we get the streams backing up.
Even if you don't like it, just turn it on mute and just stream it.
We'll take it.
All streams are good streams.
Thrasher, and then by the end of the year, after the hundreds of thousands of listens,
need be all get his check for eight bucks again.
Yeah.
Oh, maybe 12 this year.
Yeah, who knows.
It could be on.
God for the 15, I reckon.
Maybe you told us what it was,
and it's, like, embarrassingly low.
Even for, like, a really decent amount of, like, streams.
I think it was, like, a hundred-and-something thousand streams in $8.
That's a shot.
Got some fish and chips for dinner.
That was good.
Oh, you get, like, one scoop, if you're lucky.
Oh, barely nowadays, too.
All right, Neeps.
Clint Megan Dan.
It's Clint Megan Dan.
Oh, what a power ball, baby.
We gave you the numbers.
On Wednesday, they didn't work for a lot of those Powerball,
but then we realized, oh, we had the numbers for Saturdays.
Exactly.
The universe didn't want us to win $36 million.
The universe wanted us to win $40 million because we deserve it.
Yeah.
So those numbers, 5, 6, 9, 13, 22 and 34,
but that'll only win your first division.
The big money is in the Powerball.
Come on.
And so what we've done this morning is we're going to be using Clint's very special talent
of catching marshmallows in his mouth.
We've numbered a whole load of marshmallows, Ash.
One to ten, they're big ones.
I would say that's about an inch, an inch and a half.
Yep, yeah, in diameter.
We've done this.
So your mouth big enough?
Open your mouth, yeah, it's a big-ass mouth.
It's a huge mouth.
He's caught them from the top of Eden Park before.
So this is just up on the veranda at work.
There's probably, what, nine metres between the ground and us.
Clint is standing about 10 metres back as well.
So it's going to need a big throw.
Whichever marshmallow he catches in his mouth, that is our power ball.
They're all numbered.
text live to 3343 if you want to watch this
I haven't been practicing
and some of these marshmallows are now bit sticky
They've got bits of hair
And Dan claimed there was a pub on one before
Yeah, I think it was one of ashes
Anyway, here we go
I think I'm more worried about whether Dan's
going to be able to throw it this far
Than whether I'm going to be able to catch it
Yeah, he wanted to go underhand
I thought we'd have an audience
What time do most people get to work around here
Yeah, no, WFH
Okay, let's do this
Working from home on Friday
Okay, first one I'm reaching in
and so obnoxious people around here hate this thing, they actually hit it,
but we found it, so shame on you.
Ash, you do the honours.
You go first, okay?
Number three, come on, baby.
Come on, baby.
Here we go.
Oh, no, there's a horrendous thread.
He's way short.
She's way short.
Okay, Clint, I'm going for a number one.
Okay, here we go.
In three, two, one.
I'm up.
I've lobbed it.
He's got, oh, it's hit the teeth.
It touched his mouth.
Okay.
No, I actually wasn't feeling that.
I didn't feel that as a power ball.
I think my body just rejected it.
All right, number 10 here.
Oh again.
We've had contact on the front.
Just a little bit short.
Does that hurt, Dahl?
This tips my teeth.
Okay.
I'm going to HR.
Here is number three.
I'm feeling good about this.
Here we go.
It's up.
Come on, babe.
Okay, let's keep going quickly.
Turn around, babe, we're going.
Oh, he's almost caught it.
Here's another one.
It's up.
It's above him.
He's almost caught it.
This one.
Oh, gosh.
This one's going to go high.
This one is number seven.
is the number seven.
I've got over my mouth
much wider now
which I think might help.
Okay, I've lobbed it up into the year.
He's under it.
He's caught it!
He's caught it out of your mouth, Clint.
It was a number?
The Powerball for $40 million.
The ladies' due to admit is number seven.
Well done.
I feel good about seven.
Yeah, seven's good.
No, Dan's through a one of them
like five and they're all stuck together.
I feel good about seven for the Powerball.
Yeah, so Clint
Craddle through the numbers again.
If you're wanting to get the $40 million ticket this weekend,
the people's ticket, the numbers are.
Five, six, nine, 13, 22, 34, and the Powerball number seven.
Come on.
Nice.
I feel good.
Yeah, yeah, all that.
Definitely, definitely.
Well done, Clint.
Okay, we better get back into the studio, guys.
We've got a show to finish.
Who's picking up all these marshmallows?
Let's just keep going to throw marshmallows, eh?
Yeah, that was fun.
Okay.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
We have been giving you the chance to get in the tiny, tiny drawer
to win a trip to Fiji thanks to Love Island, Australia.
Streaming now on TVNZ Plus.
All you have to do is listen out for that.
I got a text.
Iconic line.
Recite the text to us.
And if you could do that, you were in the drawer.
And I think there was like 10 people.
When are we giving away the prize?
Now.
What?
Right now.
Right now.
Oh, goodness.
Me.
Imagine.
Imagine just you're just doing your Fridays, kicking around,
and going, oh my God, I need a holiday,
and then obviously you just win a trip.
Yeah, you're stressed about Christmas, money's tight,
you're thinking, oh gosh.
Some people might have even forgot they're in the drawer,
you know, they've gone, I'd never win that,
I'm in a draw, I never win anything.
That's F.
Yeah.
McMannard.
Imagine what that would be like, Rachel.
Imagine Rachel from Blenheim what that would be like.
Rachel?
Yes, Rachel.
Imagine you want to be like entering a drawer.
and then finding out that you get a breakfast show call you on a Friday
and say congratulations, Rachel, you're going to Fiji for free.
Are you kidding me right now?
How do you think that would feel, Rachel, would it feel good?
Would you scream?
Oh, that would be absolutely amazing.
Would you scream for joy?
I'm so sorry, I had my phone on speaker.
Oh, my God.
Rachel, you have just won a free trip to Fiji.
Thanks a love, I'm Australian TVZ Plus.
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.
You're so welcome.
I've been they'll become real when you get dropped off in one of those little golf buggies
and then they hand you the welcome cocktail.
Yes, the welcome cocktail got a little.
Thank you. I'm literally.
Oh, thank you so much.
Who are you going to take with you?
I'm definitely my partner.
Definitely my partner, Jamie.
You've already coupled up.
You're not going to get your head turned.
I probably won't get my head turned, no.
Right, okay.
Now, Rachel, today you've won an amazing prize and you absolutely deserve it.
But the kind of rule for today was everyone who gets on air wins tickets to
Rhythm and Vines, a double pass.
So my question for you is, since you've won this amazing trip to Fiji,
surely given that you're such a lovely person,
you might want to pass on the tickets to someone else.
What do you think?
Well, so sorry, I'm so speechless.
She's confused.
She's like, I don't want to give away my Fiji trip.
No, no, every quarter that gets on the air wins a double pass to Rhythm and Binds over New Year's as well.
So are you wanting to take double prizes?
or do you want to pass the love on to someone else sitting on hold?
So someone else can go to the festival while you're in Fiji?
You know what?
I would absolutely love to pass it on.
Oh, she's a sad.
I will pass it on.
Correct dancing, Rachel.
How bloody good?
All right, well then you've just made Michaela's day.
Michaela, you're going to R&V.
Thanks to race.
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
You're so welcome.
Everyone's winning this morning.
Now, Michaela, could you're going to be turned at R&V?
What was that so?
It doesn't matter.
We're expecting too much of these people today.
And I'm not expecting Italian today or something.
Friday.
Oh, Rach.
What a cool call to be able to make once we say goodbye to you to call your partner
and let them know you go on a Fiji for free.
Have the best time.
Oh, and send us pictures.
Oh, I'm so stoked.
Thank you so much.
You've made my absolute year.
You're so welcome, Rach.
Thank you for listening to the edge.
It pays off sometimes.
Some are doing it for free and some are getting rewarded.
this white. All right, how good.
And you hold there, Michaela. We'll grab your details.
Get those tickets out to you as well.
With camping to Rhythm and Vines,
Waiolhika State and Gizzy. You'll be there too, babe.
The winning keeps on happening as well,
all the way through to 10 a.m. R&P.
Oh, my goodness. Get on there.
New Music Friday. Katie Perry's got a new album,
but I don't think it drops to all this afternoon.
One o'clock. We've got some Kelly Holiday.
We love Kelly.
His song Dancing, too, is amazing.
He's got another one out. We think it's even better.
Outstanding. I mean, Katie has
You didn't give a nice a tease, has she?
It must be good.
When they don't tease it, they know they've got confidence.
I've got a good feeling.
I've got a feeling she's about to have her, like, relaunch.
Yeah.
Clint, megan, Dan.
New music, Friday.
Brand new.
A little later today, we will be getting new Katie Perry.
It hasn't dropped.
I'm hearing on the entertainment great vine that it's a sick track,
a return to form for Katie, we will see.
In the meantime, Kelly Holiday, we love you.
We've had it on the show before.
We loved this song from him, dancing too.
Absolute banger.
The big question, can he follow it up?
Well, I believe he has.
This one dropped from him today.
It's called Ecstasy.
Hey, girl, come up dance with me.
You in your pocket full of ecstasy.
I like it.
I wonder how Ruben feels, who's the other part of Peking.
duck when I know they're doing their own
solo thing and they're both cool with it but when
they drop a real good track and you go
that could have been a peaking duck one bar? Yeah that would have been
a sick picking duck song because Rubin's solo
stuff sounds nothing like peaking duck.
Correct me if I'm wrong but neither of them sing on
peaking duck do they? They usually get...
Do they sometimes? Yeah. But like usually it's a female vocalist.
Right. Alright next day Miss Jogi, this
one called A Past Won't Leave My Bed.
I'm hard to follow
though after Kelly Orwood. Yeah but
he has got a beautiful voice too. I like it though.
But who cares about those artists?
That is not the release we are remotely interested in today on a Friday
because Sam Cullen, the Sam Cullen band,
which producer Nipia plays bass.
Yeah.
I've put out the debut album today.
It is called Sam Cullen.
This song here, that somebody's you,
which is off, well, they dropped a wee while back.
This is when you're about to start a road trip,
windows down, you're just jumping on the on-ramp.
Yeah.
What are you playing when you've got on the motorway, though?
What's the next song?
Maybe you want to play a bit of club rooms?
I love that.
Man, thank God they're a good band.
Imagine if they were a shit band, we have to like...
That really suck for us, eh?
And I want to play one more.
This one's called Lone Rider of Sam Cullen's new album.
Heart broken eyes
Getting higher and higher
Hard broken eyes.
Heart broken eyes
It's the number of rows
To the famed eyes
So if you listen to this show
And you love this show
It's a great way that you can support
The people that really make the show work
Which is our producer
So get on to Spotify, Apple Music
However you get your music
And let's give Sam Cullen some love today.
Yeah. Thank you guys.
Love you, darling.
Love you, Neeps.
If you're going to R&V as well,
the 30th, 11 p.m. Garden Stage.
That is when you can see the band live.
We'll see you there.
Thanks so much, guys.
It's so cool.
How's your rider going for a million cans of spades beer?
Oh, we're still working on it,
but I reckon Life Nation will pull through.
They'll help us out, yeah.
That's about a space.
$5 million to spend on beers feet.
What an album.
Just during the show, you're just throwing out cans of beers to everyone.
One for you.
One for you.
Very cool wins.
All right.
We will take a quick break back in three minutes.
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