The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW fetch mummy on the intercom!

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast chatting about breakfasts, throwbacks and celebrity gossip, including stories about Nicole Scherzinger and debate over Drake, Whoopi Goldberg and Cameron Diaz in their A/B/C-lister game. They play “More or Less” on inventions, take early calls, and run the 50K Fuel wheel (Bex and Rosie miss out on the $5,000 spin but keep $100 vouchers). Clint shares an embarrassing stress-ball mishap, they discuss Sabrina Carpenter controversy, and reveal podcast keywords to fast-track Fuel Lead entries. Other highlights include parenting toilet confessions, ‘irresistible’ marriage advice from an old book, a “front foot” confession segment, what made friends seem rich growing up, a honey thief in Otago, NZ ranking #1 for work-life balance, and Charlie Puth’s NZ tour announcement with tickets given away. 00:00 Show Opener01:08 Pussycat Dolls Drama03:03 Wu Tang Confusion04:37 Nicole Vocal Praise05:22 Pikachu Text Mixup08:19 More Or Less Quiz11:04 Scandal12:07 First Call of the day16:41 Stress Ball Explosion20:24 Sabrina Culture Debate24:14 Fuelette27:05 A B C Listers35:43 Toddlers Bathroom Watch39:21 Books By Boomers43:04 Melania Press Conference Parody44:41 Front Foot Confessions52:20 Rich Kid Household Clues01:01:53 Honey Heist Small Town News01:05:33 NZ Work Life Balance Ranking01:14:11 Charlie Puth Tour Reveal

This is a podcast from Rover. Deliveres the mornings you don't want to skip. Edge breakfast with Clint Meg and Dan. Hi-a-good morning, 6 a.m. Tuesday. Good to be here. Welcome. Welcome. Big Mac's got a now delicious breakfast. Oh, God.

Talk us through it. It's an egg and what's underneath the air? It's a zucchini fritter. It's a fucking fried. Oh, God. It's a zucchini fritter. I thought it was having a card. I could feel like a zucchini fritter is a meal in itself. She's got it on a piece.

piece of bread with egg on top of it. Yeah, it's quite the meal this morning. You're going to have a big show. Yeah, it is a big show, isn't it? She's going to have to step out for about five minutes in between, I think. That's a big meal. Oh my God, it's one piece of bread with an egg and zucchini printer. It looks delicious, if I'm honest.

You don't do the show on an empty stomach, do you, Dan? No, I don't. No, I have my breakfast at home before I get here. I don't eat on work time. I'm so sorry. I do. Although my breakfast is usually a sugary cereal So I don't know how much sustenance that's given me You're such like a nine-year-old boy This morning I had cocoa pops

Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh Us versus the playlist for your 6am throwback Get You're going on a Tuesday Back together the Pussycat Dolls They are in table three in them Yeah I think Nicole Scherzinger was probably like

I'll come back but only if those two Don't Yeah included So they just never famously never got on, did they? Or was it just Nicole Scherzinger was a bit of a bee? I don't know. Well, the other two seemed very happy to be back with her, so. I've heard stories about Nicole.

Yeah. We have a mutual friend that used to work in Dubai and helped them do a big tour once. And apparently Scherzinger lost her bags in transit on the way to Dubai. I'd be pissed. And she was very angry. Okay, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, this is not the story. Okay.

And then she was like, I demand that they come back. So this person when then went on this huge 24-foot-48-hour journey to try and find these bags. Very stressful, got them, took them to the hotel room of Nicole Scherzerzerzerzer. Knocked on the door. Nicole Scherzinger opened it in a huff, grabbed the bags, pulled them in, no thanks, and slammed the door in front of her. And that's where she's lost me. Because I'd be pissed if I lost my bags and ended them for tour. But no thanks, no, no, no, no.

Maybe the other two who are working with her are just more tolerant of her. and they want the success of the Pussy Cat Dolls again so they're like, we're just going to have to suck it up. You should be her number one fan clinch. She put together one direction. Yeah, it was her doing. Simon Cowell gets all the credit, but she was the one that puts. Yeah, that's right.

If you watch the episode A, she's got, and then moving things around. She chose all the boys, yeah. Wow. Okay, well, Pussy Cat Dolls are sitting in there. Or we could go with, I guess, one of your favorite bands for throwbacks, Dan. Well, Nervana. No. Oh.

No, like your... One of your favorite bands is Nirvana? Oh, I was going to say. no, Nirvana, on this day, Kurt Cobain was cremated. Oh, right. No, no, you're... One of your favourite bands

that you listen to all the time. Creed? No, no, no. Kreed are good. No? Nickelback. Wutang Clan. Oh, yes.

Now, I thought Wu Tang Clan was a Japanese man. I had Dan, put this on his latest instance to Real Meg. And he's like, and I was like, lo, when have you ever listened to Wutang Clan? Did you Google, like, fun rap songs? I put it on my story last night because I needed a,

because I was doing this story about how I filled up my car and I felt rich. So I googled songs about being rich. And this guy called Wu Tang came up. W-U-T-A-N-G. And I thought it was like an Asian man that was a rattan. Because it's spelled W-U. It turns out it's a group of. We could put in a little gravel pit if you want some gravel pit.

Back in four. Back in four. Yes, I don't know if I forgot about our... Music department would be super stoking with players. That's true. We probably can't, even though it's your favourite. There are so many other options for a little white boy like you that could have chosen about being rich.

Yeah. You know, doesn't Gwen Stefani have a rich song? Yeah, there was a rich boy. That's more you. I wanted a bit of cred, but, okay? I was going to play Woo. Wu Tang. What's his name?

Wutang. Wutang. Yeah, I mean, I think this is definitely. Pussy Cat Dolls, they're going to playlists beat us today. It's when I grew up on the edge. The Clint McGand-Dand podcast. Pussy Cat Dolls, Clint Meagand, they say when I grew up, I want to be in movies.

It was released in 2008. Any of the Pussy Cat Dolls been in any films? Yeah, some of them have been in films before that. They appeared in Charlie's Angels Full Throttle in 2003. Their music featured in The House Bunny 2008. I think Ashley was in a movie called Make It Happen in 2008. So yes, they all did. And Nicole Schuzeger was in Vita.

For a time. The musical, Broadway musical, she's got an incredible voice, Nicole Scherzinger, I will say that. Really? She should be a singer. Very underrated vocalist. I'm really not surprised,

but that always, for some reason, holds, like, weight to me that if Dad thinks, that if Dad thinks she's a good thing, it must be good. Just Google her, do yourself a favour if you're listening. Google, Nicole Schuzener, don't cry for me, Argentina. Yeah, she is amazing. She is incredible live in terms of a vocalist.

Okay, this little coffee catch-up this morning is a little bit of an insight into the type of person that Megan is. Oh, God. No, but good, this is good because he's playing nice music and anything, which means that I think it's going to be a lovely fluff piece. I hope so. Yeah.

My son is practicing drawing a lot more at the moment. He wants to get better at drawing, so he's been practicing. And I noticed on my phone last night as I was going to bed and I saw a few messages ping up. and I was like, why Guy and Meg both messaging me? Oh, my God, was that not from you? No. Oh, my God.

So my son goes to me, Dad, can I have your phone? Can I take a picture of my Pikachu that he drew? And I was like, yeah, sure. He wants to keep a record of it. And sometimes he sends it to his friends on Messenger Kids. And he didn't send it to anyone on Messenger Kids. He sent it to Meg's husband, Guy. Well, it's just like Messenger, but for kids, Dan.

Oh, my God. There's this whole world of Internet I don't know about. So anyway, he sent a Picks, which is like a text, but it's a picture, Dan. And he sent it to Meg's husband Guy and Meg. So he sent it as a group text I've now seen. And he goes, what do you guys think of this that I drew? Could you please rate it out of 10? Oh, God, so did you think it was doing?

I thought it was from Ty, but I thought Clint sent him. Like, hey, Ty wants to know what you think. So I, like, obviously we did the back. I would have literally thought it was Clint and gone, that sucks, bro. A little 9-year-old boy waiting for a response. Oh, my God, he didn't text dad. He sent his Pikachu photo, and then he must have gone to bed, and I saw this text, so I'll get to read it out to him.

I get a message from Guy saying, that's a very, very good picture of Pikachu, 10 out of 10. And then I get another text going, hey Meg here, I love to do arts, and I've practiced for lots of years, and you have a natural talent tie. Fantastic shape and face, 10 out of 10. What a kiss ass. Show me the photo.

Can I see the photo? It's very good. It's very good. Show the photo. Oh, Dad. That's a really good Pikachu. It looks like Pikachu has gone on a like seven-week bender. Seven weeks.

And he's been bloody blown aside by Blastoyce. And this is exactly why time is a scared of that. That looks like. Dad, has he just been defeated by Blastoyce? It looks like Charisans F him up. It looks like he's halfway through evolving to write you there.

Oh, listen. All right. Good reminder. She was the right person to ask for a rating out of 10. We're on a 3 out of 10. Let's go. It's got me again. More or less different topic every morning.

We just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. We got a one from five. yesterday so let's see how you go this morning have I done my electricity one on you guys like about when things were invented whether it was the telephone or the motion or like the movies have we done that one year

which is being what more years since the invention yes yes okay so what about the telephone or movies oh movies were around before telephone incorrect it was the telephone 1866 movies was 1893 so you think they can do pictures and moving pictures and stuff before they could do just like a phone call.

Now I think about it. Transmitting. All right. Over to you, Clinton. Okay. I thought you were joking. I was like he's not going to do it. Light bulb or batteries.

Yeah, C-O-you-Go-you-all-Barty pass. You answer this one, eh? I'm going to say light bulb batteries. Yeah, of course it would have been. 18-Hen-Hand-Head. How do you pay light without batteries, clearly? Yeah, go on.

It's like the chicken or the air. Okay, aeroplane or x-ray? Airplane. Incorrect. X-ray. 1895. Okay, literally whatever we think. Let's say the opposite from now on.

Okay, digital camera or DVD. It's more than 90s now. Oh, digital camera or DVD. Okay, well, I'm thinking DVD's been around longer, so based on how well we've been going this game, do we swap it and go digital camera? Oh, so we're going for the wrong answer now. You know what I mean?

Because we're wrong every time, we should flip it, And I'm thinking surely DVDs have been around longer than a digital camera. But let's flip in say digital camera's being around longer. Correct. We should have been thinking like this the whole time. 94 DVD was 95, so within 12 months of each other. And final one, boys, what was invented first? Air conditioning or felt it pins?

I would have said felt tip pens. So then we flip it and we say air conditioning is being around long? Damn it. We've got the formula. We did like that the whole time. That was fun. Eganeshy, 1911, Feltipens in 1960. 1960?

Apparently, yeah. Feltipens. Yeah, a lot of crayons and pencils and guess nobody felt the need. So what were they colouring in with in the 1950s? Bloody hell. Crayola would have been king, eh? Yeah, isn't that interesting?

Although Crayola now have branched down to Feltipns, Clint. I've got some Crayola. Yeah, I know. Since the 60s, probably. Yeah. Good on them. They've been really diversifying that portfolio there. Yeah, they have been there.

The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Clint Megan Dan's scandal. Queen is set to return after 16 years with a new Netflix movie. Apparently each getting paid a million each from what I heard. So exciting. You do sit there and you go a little bit like, yeah, true Clint. You go, like, do we need, is it going to stand the test of time? Because it was very of the time.

And they were like young and like, oh, e, now they're like 50 and married. Well, that's what it could be. It could be them and their 50. in their, like obviously it's going to be them in their family lives. Trying to get back together. It's going to be them at high school again. Yeah, no, I think it's going to be believable. That's not going to be believable.

And maybe something that shouldn't have come at. Euphoria's season three debut reviews have come in. The Guardian gave it a two. Rod and Tomato is 44% out of a 100. And Telegraph has also given it a two saying it's confused, misogynistic and feels like a fantasy for creepy men. 942. The edge.

Glenn Meg and Dan. Grab Blues versus Highlanders tickets now at blues. Flickett. All right, first call of the day Next, always good to find out Who's kicking around nice and early this morning Listening to the Edge Usually it's the fitzpose, eh?

The ones that are at the gym Going for the jog in the morning Not always though Yeah, all the truckies Just keeping the country Go and paying four bucks a leader Or the milkers, the farmers Yeah

Yeah, we found out a little bit about Actually, we had Ash London on last year Filling in for your Mat leave meg And we did a first call of the day And she's, didn't she ask What gender the cows were? they were milking them and then she was asking like are they male or female and we're like oh you don't milk the boy once but she's from Australia

well if you do you don't put it in the vat she's from Australia yeah they're not educated as well over there I am a fan I was like I was like you're a very intelligent woman Ash like how how we have a conversation about whether we milk the boys or the girl girls I think she showed her true colours that day I don't think she was educated she's thick wow your words me I'm not going to say that She's written a book. She's smarter than all of us.

She is the boss's wife after all. Yes, she is indeed. Are you afraid of it? I'm worried we've said too much. We're talking about the types of people that are up early, and Lisa says I'm a teacher. I'm actually getting up ready, nice and early, to plan. Oh, one of the good teachers, eh?

Teachers are some of the hardest working, I think, people. Clint's laughing in the country. I wasn't. I was smiling with agreement. Do you know when they're sick, like when they're deathly sick in their beds, they still have to like plan the day and just give it to the substitute teacher. I will say, and you're right, I think I agree with you, Meg, but there is some teachers and I've known a few of them that phone it and that they'll say

they're hardworking when really they just ritz and repeat the lessons. And my mate, Salman's on school holidays. He's on his third week. He gets 12 a year. First call of the day. First call of the day. Well, we're not talking to a teacher this morning. we are talking to someone who works for,

as a meeting facilitator. For oranga tamariki. Yes, yes. Morning, Jasmine. Good morning. Good morning. How's Nelson? Yes, I'm from Nelson.

Sunny Nelson, they call it. Has it been, like, the last week, even with all the cyclones and stuff? We had one raining day, which was Sunday, but it's been pretty good. That's right. Other than that. We're lucky, I guess.

Yeah. Jasmine, you've got a special skill that you can scull a beer faster than your husband. Is your husband particularly slow, or can you do it faster than most? No, I'm actually pretty fast. I'm pretty... Did you... I don't know if I should be bragging about that. I don't know, yeah, but...

I mean, did you use it as a bit of a, like, flirting technique back in the day with him? Oh, no. I think that's quite manly. I don't know. He would have been like, oh, I can't beat that, sorry, Jasmine. Are you sculling, like, a little? a pint glass or are you like vortexing like a bottle of beer?

No, like a pint glass. Oh my God. Hey! Good on you. Well, not good on you because it is, you know, yeah, but she could do it let's say she did it with apple juice. It's just an amazing thing. Could you do it with apple juice? Is it any type of liquid?

Yeah. Yes. Yep. Do you just like open up your throat and just pour it in? You don't actually even I've got to make his name's Jugs. And I think he got the name jugs because he'll get a jug a bear

where you can normally pour like three and a half pints and he'll literally just open up his throat and he pours it down his throat like he's pouring it down a sink like it's cool and stomp yeah wow I'm not that talented hey well it's one hell of a party trick Jasmine is it a good day today

with what's planned on the work schedule or is it one of the days where you're like oh just get through it and then can't wait till I'm home well to be honest I'm on school holidays at the moment. So today's tomorrow. I'm back tomorrow on Wednesday. Oh, nice.

Oh, good. Thank you very much for calling Jasmine. You do a great job working for the Ministry for Children. Yeah. And keep doing what you're doing. We'll send you a double pass to a musty movie, which stars are Rebel Wilson's Wild Hilarious Antics. It's a teen comedy called The Deb.

It's in cinemas now. Okay, great. You'll get it out to you. Get a beer while you're there. It'll last you a couple of minutes. I see, um, uh, proud that's actually a really slow-scale. That did show us out. That's fast for me.

I'll be lucky. I have five minutes. Two minutes gold. Jesus. That's more of a sip. Clint, Megan Dan. It's time to get naughty at 640. What's happening, Clint?

What's happened? Let it out. My wife has a very incriminating photo of me now. Hey? Did you guys get out of the special box? No. camera in it. Is that how I'm you're talking about.

Go-Pros in the corner. I know that the special box, a dresser box. I, okay. Let's go rip the band-aid off. I squirted white stuff all over myself. Jesus. Dad. Okay.

Dad. Dad. What's? Right, we've got to say this. It's our job. Okay. I was just reading my book. My wife was reading her book.

And, you know, I love to fidget it a lot. I love having things in my finger. You're not helping the situation, Clint. What kind of book were you reading? It's like squeezing like needoos or needos? Nito. Yeah, yeah. He's nervous.

Yeah, and I have a lot of like stress balls. Far out. You honestly need to stop with the innuendo. And so I had one in my hand and I was squeezing it. And while I was just reading my book, it like, it like burst. And this like stress ball just like squids. like squirt just shot all this white stuff out of it

and shot all over my chest and it went all over my book and all over the blankets and my wife turned to me because it made a hell of a noise and she looked at me as oh and it was like up my neck

and then it started to dry I know people that pay a pretty price for that photo and my wife show us the photo or it didn't happen give me some tissues give me some tissues and my wife

starts a lot laughing, so she gets her phone out and just starts taking, like, photos of me. Yes, she should. And then she goes and gets, like, a roll of toilet paper, and at that point, because it's only, like, quarter past eight, and my daughter doesn't sleep very well, so she hears the commotion, she comes out,

and, like, walks out, I'm still lying there with all this, whatever the white stuff is that was inside the stress ball still all over me. And she goes, what are you doing? I'm like, please don't be a cool memory. Oh, God, of all the things for her memory. And I'm like... Well, the good news is Jamie sent me the photo.

you'd text clitor three, three, four, three, if you want to see it. No, she has not. Yeah. She definitely wouldn't have. No, she hasn't. Did you feel very vulnerable in that moment? Yeah, and I kind of just lay there and I was like, give me something.

And then so she went and got me a wet flannel, which actually did work the best. And I, like, cleaned it all up for the most part. I mean, when it dried, it was actually easier to get off. And then... What was easier to get on? Whatever's inside those stress balls. I don't even know what...

Could be highly top. Could be highly top. Honestly, tell me the book, because if you're squeezing a stress ball to pop-in point. Well, it sounds it could be either really a sexually charged book, or it could be quite an... It knows that the new movie, Hail Mary with Ryan Gosling. And I read the book years ago, and now that I've made a movie about it, and I was like, oh, I kind of forgot how it went, so I'm rereading it.

Yeah, great, good idea. So you're going to be careful with those stress balls, because you just don't know when they're going to give up on you. Yeah, and then when your wife's going to take a compromising photo, obviously. Yes. You're going to end up with stuff all over your chest and up your neck, Now I... If you...

If you... If you... ...promise to behave, I'll text her and see if she can send me the photo. Okay, please too. This is also a great excuse. If you do get caught in another compromising situation, you can just be like,

I was squeezing the stress ball. It's gone everywhere. Where is it? I don't know. Exposed. I got rid of it. It's doing me, see. Throw it out, piss me on.

Clint Megan Dan. Sabrina Carpenter, when did you get hot? It's 10 to 7 on the edge. She's still... I just keep saying all over. social media thing we're talking about yesterday, because I guess it's gaining traction now of her mocking, inverted quotes, somebody's culture by thinking someone's yodeling during a set, but it's an Arabic celebration cry.

And there's a lot of Arabic people now coming out being like, you can't expect someone like Sabrina Carbida to understand your culture because you're shouting it from distance during an acoustic set where there's a time and place for that type of thing. So there are people of that. that culture that have come out and defended Sabrina Carver. It's kind of like if you think about it, if in Coachella somebody started the Hucker during the acoustic set, and then she did exactly the same reaction of like, what are you doing?

Stop. Like, would we be angry? Would we be like, well, don't do the Hucker in the middle of acoustics yet? You know, it's an interesting situation, isn't it? And I don't think anyone should be expected to know everyone's culture and all the different noises and sounds and ways in which people can celebrate. And I think she was saying it's weird because she didn't really even understand what was going on. She even said, what are you doing?

And it's like you're half hearing someone shout from a crowd. I just think anyone who thinks that she should be in trouble for that is just like a lot of hate for it. All right, here's how you can fast track your way on Friday to winning 50,000 bucks with a fuel. It's time for Clint McGinn Dad's. You're on that. So we'll play at seven. Your chance to spend the wheel in five grand. and then we'll tell you how you can upgrade your price from 5 to 50.

But if you listen to our podcast, we are going to be drip free feeding you a, like a keyword. Yeah. There was one already yesterday in the podcast. So it's now only, I know it's not called Only Fans, it's called Overthinkers podcast, which you can get on Spotify, Rover, and just listen towards the end of the podcast.

Listen to the whole thing. Yeah. But yeah, listen towards the end. There'll be another clue in today's one, and it will fast track you for our Friday showing of. of fuel. Yeah, because I know it's going to be hard to get through at 7 and 8th,

and so then if we go, right, what was the keyword in the podcast on Friday? Or on Wednesday. And then you go, all right, and you text it through and we go, cool, and we'll just call you back. Yeah, easy as that. So everything is if you want the link,

text podcast, the 3, 3, 3, 3 and produced and if you'll send it back to you. Even, I mean, we don't recommend this, but even if you get the link and then you just scrub to the end and you find the keyword. We'd prefer you to listen to it. You'll regret it.

You know what? You'll regret it if you listen to. Feel like you cheated? their whole thing. It'll feel like... Really? What do we talk about yesterday? Oh, memories that come to mind, random memories of each other

that come to mind when we look at one another. Yeah, that's right. It can get a little bit naughty at points as well. I didn't think that you'd want people to listen to that podcast, in particular, Dad, remembering what we talked about. Oh, yeah, scrub towards the end. Scrub to the end.

Now they're not going to because they're going to because they're going to over here. It's like reverse psychology. I actually, I think it was M. I'm just... I hope that's right, because we have an Overthinker's feedback Instagram page where you can message us and she goes,

hey guys, great podcast today, just wanted to reach out and say, oh, that's nice. Thank you. We love your feedback and we do have an Instagram page for you to give us direct feedback. Overthinkers' feedback on Instagram. Yeah, she was loving the trip back down memory lane. All right, so podcasts are 334, 3, scrub to the end.

You'll get the keyword at least for yesterday's. We'll do another one today. And then when I guess Thursday Friday rocks around. If you hear us asking for the keyword, you'll know what we're talking about. We'd like to look after our 16-a-hmas. We do, we really do. They're our favourites really. Yeah. The other ones getting up early and choosing us first, we appreciate it.

So we'll play one more tune, we'll everyone else is playing ads, and then we'll give you a crack at 0,800 of the edge, and we'll see if we can spin the wheel for 5,000 bucks worth of free fuel. There it is. You've got the car. You've got the cash. Fuel prices got you down?

Clint Meg and Dan have the perfect pick-up. It's time to spin the wheel. This is 50K fuel let. Here we go. Bex drives a Ford. She's already won herself an instant $100 fuel voucher. And if we spin up Ford on the wheel, she's got a 1 in 16 shot, she'll walk away with $5,000 worth of fuel unless she decides to upgrade it to $50,000. Morning, Bex. Hello. Okay, you ready? How much does the old Bonda cost to fill at the moment?

Oh, over 200 bucks now. Over 200. My goodness me. Well, the good news is that we're going to half fill it straight away, $100. with the fuel is all yours just for getting through. That's in the bank. So that's done. You get that definitely.

I'll tell you behind the scenes, Bex, what has been happening is that Clint is so nervous. And if it was me, I'd be nervous because of the pressure that I could win or lose you something that is really big. No, Bex, Clint is nervous because he's scared. He's going to get in trouble with the boss because he's going to win you $5,000. It's just luck of the draw. It's a one in 16 chance.

I can see, Bex, the universe is looking and be going, oh, good, Clint. You're not going to get it. and then it's like winking at me. Like it knows I am going to get it. Come around here and spin the wheel. Okay. For goodness sake. If you want to watch the live stream, you can text fuel to 3343.

Okay, here he goes. I got to spin up. It's on live now on Rover. Forward for five grand worth of fuel for Bex. Here we go. Okay, good luck. Do you want a heavy spin or a light spin, Bex? Um, go on medium spin.

Medium spin. Here we go. Okay, we're following around. It is now spinning. A one in 16 chance on the winning wheel for five. $5,000. Oh, I'm so nervous. That was quite a long spin, Clint.

He might have gone too hard on the spin for her medium. Okay, we've gone round four ones. I think it's going to go past it. Will it make it around again? No, unfortunately. Direct opposite with BMW. That was a shocker. I'm sorry for that becks, but 100 bucks of your money all yours.

The middle management in the company. Oh, that's amazing. Every dollar count. They're sighing a sigh of relief now. $5,000 lives to $4.000. another day. I'm like genuinely what the hell just happened? Clint's doubting himself because he's dad for the first

time but just watch us it's... I actually quite like it. I like seeing him in doubt of himself. It's refreshing. It is very refreshing. So another chance to spin after 8 o'clock this morning. Yeah if it comes up with your car, make five grand worth of fuel. It's all yours. Back to Lucky Weevy's spitting the wheel. Okay, I'm O for 1. Let's keep a telly. I'm 0 for 1.

Dan's 0 for 2. Meg is yet to actually spin the wheel for anybody. I don't think anybody will ask for me. They know. My track record with the wheel. Meg will spin it and the wheel will fall off of tingeers and hit the ground. Clint, Megan Dan.

Once a week, we debate which celebrities deserve to be at the top and in the best parties because they are A-listers and which ones are B and C. We usually do this at 8, so it's at a different time. Maybe you haven't heard this before. It gets very heated between the three of us,

doesn't it? It does indeed. I'll give you some examples of A-listers, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Beyonce, Justin Bieber. Megan Markle Dolly Pardin, Jim Carrey, who just got added from the B-list. On the B-list, we have Anne Hathaway, Chris Pratt, Vince Vaughn, Kendrault, Le Maher, Jason Stath and Michael B-Jordan,

Bruno Mars. And on the sea list, Alec Bulldog. He's the only one there just sitting there by himself in the glasses. He needs a mate. And I was watching some the other day and I was like, that'd be a good sea-lister. I forget who it was now, obviously. Okay, so up for contention today,

we have Cameron Diaz, Whoopi Goldberg and Drake Oh we're going to disagree on these for sure Can I can we go to Drake first? Dan of course He's the most successful artist of all time In terms of streaming Yeah

So in that regard alone You have to put him on the A list Do we all agree? Whoa I was going to say he's a B list still We'd still get interviews with Drake We'd still go Hey do you guys Are you kidding?

Producer car What are the chances you to miss email us and go, hey guys, do you want Drake on? And we'd say, oh. What? And we would not go, oh. No, I wouldn't say. Nah, are you kidding me?

You're doing this to, you're actually starting to. I did the, oh, wrong. I'd be like, oh, yeah, yeah, like, but it wouldn't be like them asking us do we want Beyonce on the show. Nah. Beyonce, we're coming back in at four in the afternoon to do the interview. I'd be a little missed. You guys don't come in in the afternoon for anyone.

I would be miff to come back at four o'clock in the afternoon's interview, Oh, you wouldn't come back for many people, Clint. No, Drake is, and to be honest, I'll put my hand up and say, I'm not a big fan of his music, I'm not. But he has succeeded, like, the facts don't lie. He's the most successful artist in terms of streaming of all time. Okay, but two or certain generation, do you think if we caught our mums and said, who's Drake?

My mother knows it's a rapper. But if I said, who's Beyonce, there's mum and dad both know, but they don't know Drake. Okay, you can start texting him to Drake, A or B. He's an A list. He's an A, Wobby Goldberg. B Lister. Okay. Back in the day

I also think once you've got a status I think you keep it but She's a B I think she's a B lister For every time Wopi Goldberg A lot of like Jizzies would have Whoopi Goldberg is

Okay does a web girl valet yes or no She's given a nod Okay do you know Wippy Goldberg She's iconic Okay what's she done Sister sister I don't tell her that's That's not the name of the mission

I was going to say she's an actor. Sister. I don't know a movie obviously. No, yeah. No, sister, sister. The most famous movie. I just studied. I studied. And last one, Cameron Diaz.

A. A. A. Right. Yeah, she's no left. She is like one of the quintessential blonde, like, you know, like movie star actresses. I think if you said Cameron,

I don't think there's a more famous Cameron. Yeah. She recently said that in her prime, she was hotter than Sidney Sweeney and I would tend to agree. Oh, in the red dress when she walks into the bank and the mask. That's literally what. Cindy Sweeney's a B-lister, so... No, no, like, hotness.

Oh, no comparison. Cameron Diaz. She was the sexual awakening, I think, for a lot of millennial plants. Yeah, she wasn't saying it in a way of like, oh, I'm a hundred than Svindy. She was like, in my prime, I was hotter than Sydney Sweeney. Yeah. And people were... Cameron Diaz, if you look at her movie, like, list of what she's done, like, huge.

She's locked in, so we're looking at Drake and Whoopie Goldberg. Ticks this in, 3, 3, 4.3. No, whoopies a clear bee. Oh, okay. Stop! Stop! Stop! Please, somebody out there. Only Meg's meant to just present the names,

but now she's having a very strong opinion. She's lucky her name's Whoopi, otherwise she'd be a C. All right, the A, B, C-lister game. We put Cameron Diaz as an A-lister. She's locked in. She's there. In fact, she's... I mean, I only need to play this music,

and I think, like, 80%, 90% of people will know exactly what's happening. Freddress. looking for... The mask. Yeah, the mask. Yeah, to open a bank account. I actually think they'd have been probably with a lot of people.

Yeah. And also, like, just such a natural beauty in the way that, you know, very much so a lot less Botox filler and changes happen to faces back then, just a gorgeous, gorgeous. And she's doing another. She's filming a movie at the moment

with Stephen Merchant from the office. I've seen some footage of them filming in New York. I really like her. I thought she retired from acting. That's really good to hear that she's back to it. No, she did a Netflix show with Jamie Fox too, probably last year. Yeah. talking about Drake and Whoopi Goldberg, look, I've been absolutely reamed for bringing up Whoopi Goldberg.

I can see that now that I'm alone on this boat, even somebody texts him saying, Oprah is a B-list. I'm not talking about Oprah. I'm not talking about Oppy Goldberg. Oprah is an A-lister, I'm sorry. Oprah is. Okay, Zara, what do you reckon? You want to weigh in on the A or B-List status of Whoopi-Goldberg? Well, I actually don't know who that is.

Oh, that's answered the question. I now am starting to wonder whether Whoopi needs to be in with what's the name, Aleut Baldwin and the Seelis. He's sitting there by himself and Whoopi Goldberg's coming to the door, he's going, holy shit. If she hadn't done as much as she did back in the day, she could be, but I think you've got

to try to remember how big she was back in the day. It's nothing to do with her weight, Clinton. That's disgusting. I think it's she's in the view at the moment as well, isn't she? She's on the panel. Is she still? Yeah. Narnia, what do you thought to Muppie Goldberg? Well, I wasn't even sure if she was still alive.

So if you have to Google that, I think she's a bee. And I loved her. I mean, go then. Sister Act, you know. But, yeah. Or is Meg called it sister-sister. Again, it was just a stutter. You shouldn't take the piss out of that.

Maybe that was Sister Act too. Was it called Sister Sister? No. Okay, so Wopi's sitting so far between the B and the C list. Keep your Teks coming in. What about Drake? We're looking like a B or a C from the Tex, which is outrageous. Drake is okay.

I'm happy to put him in a B, but he's not a B. C-Lister. He's the most successful streaming artists of all time. And the people that are texting in and just saying they don't like his music, you've still heard of him and we need to just base this on fame. That's true. Your personal opinion on them sort of has to take a back seat. Are

they famous enough that if you went and asked 100 people, I would say 90%? Is that a decent hit rate for an A-Lister needs a 90% hit rate? If people go, yeah, I know that is. Yeah, I've heard of him. I've heard of her. And I think if Drake walked into the A-list amongst Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, or

seem out of place, I don't think. He wouldn't seem out of place. Do you know who would? Jason Statham, who somehow made it into the A list? He's been kicked out. Tanya says Cameron A, check. Whoopi B, check, Drake B. Vicky says Drake's a C. Drake, Vicky.

He's not a C list. He's the most successful streaming artist of all times. Drake's a B, yeah, I'm trying to find the A's for Drake. Yeah, it's really shocking me, actually, because I would have thought an A, just solid. I mean, this is the listener's show, and I think we have to listen to the listeners and they are saying Drake is a B. And then someone are saying, why is Anne Hathaway a B? Yeah, I called that as well when Meg recap the list and I was like, how do we let her

slip through the cracks? But anyway, it happens. It does. So Drake is locked in as a B and Whoopi Goldberg. Is she a B or a C boys? I think we put her in a C. If we're putting Drake at B, who B's into the C list. Oh, you, that's so mean.

Okay, final. Meg, you've got to give them all a... Okay, Cameron A list. Drake? Somehow B list. Whoopi Goldberg? Alec Bullwood's got to make. He's going to be stoked.

I reckon Muppie Goldberg and Alec Baldwin would get on like a house on fire. He literally thought he had the wrong night for the party. He's like, no one's been here for weeks. I reckon Jason Statham's at risk of moving in with them too. He's at the playlist now. All right, yeah, coming up 8 o'clock, Clint's 50K fuel.

It is a roulette wheel of fuel and you can win $50,000. Sister, sister was such a great woman. I'm going to where you go in this, Dan, so I'm excited to see if I'm one of your people. Yeah, now I've got a toddler. George, my beautiful little man, he's two years old, turned to a couple of weeks ago. And he's at the point in his growth

where he's running round at home, and I'm at home with him from midday to about 5pm when Hannah gets home, my wife, and I've got him by myself. He's running around, and you can't let him out of your sight at this age because he's like climbing up on stuff pulling things out of drawers

so you just got to keep him in your sight the whole time and I don't think this would maybe last very long it's like oh it does does it oh god yes is there a point where like maybe when they're four or five where you can just go oh you can play by yourself and I don't need to watch you constantly it's three years away Jesus okay so if you do the math

he's two now and you get to stop when he's five yeah and I just want people maybe if you could call through if you're doing this as well if you've got toddlers or text through 3343. I'll get home at about midday and between midday and 2pm is when my bowels

go, Dan, you need to do it. You need to go to the toilet. Yeah. And so I'm now finding myself going into the bathroom to do my ablutions. Not the correct use of the word by the way. And then I have to ask my poor son, George, to go go come here

and then what it ensues is I then bring them into the toilet close the door and that poor boy has to sit there and watch his dad

they get to a point to end of a joy now honestly now Daisy at 4 is like I'm like true at 4 I'm like okay I can have space

you can be by yourself now a little you know and she will come in and be like I just want to sit and watch yeah because it's kind of like what's that thing

when like you kidnap someone and they fall in love with your kidnapper Stalkin syndrome But it's one of these things where it's not spoken about when you become a parent. Your kid will watch you shit every day. And it's every day.

And your baby. I've even tried to like change my bowel movements to a certain time when he's not, I'm not looking after him. Do you at least bring in like a Kinect 4 game or I don't know, something for him to do? Not really. Like sometimes he'll bring it, he loves monster trucks. How long are you in there for?

Just get it done, three seconds, in out. Bada bada boom. So Chelsea's already texted through saying my nearly three-year-old passed me the toilet paper. Maybe that's an activity he can do. I had a mate who used to just put his kid in like a harness and then he had one of those You know those retractable leashes that you get with dogs?

No, I'm not leashing my kid No, but then you just know He's got a four metre radius Where you can just go like You know, like you know He can't get to anything beyond four metres From where you tie the leash to So I run the lead under the door and close the door

No, no, he's saying like tie it to a pole Outside like a dog No like a coffee table or something And then you know he can only get three metres From the coffee table And you know there's nothing sharp And then it's either that that'll drag him to the toilet with you every time.

And the sad thing is as well, now he's at the age where he's inquisitive as well, where it's not just, he wants to see what dad's doing. And so he's like right up in there. Like look and going, what's down there? And I was like, get out of my face. So, yeah, there's heaps of people texting through now saying it is, it's a similar thing. They could have long-term, like, damage, I think, to him. And that's the point.

That's the thing, am I scarring him for life now? Will he remember sitting in with his dad? No, they'll all, I mean, Daisy and him can, at least chat about it. Yeah, maybe they can go to... They can have a group chat. They can have a group therapy. Save on the costs.

They can just go to the same issue. Mine was my mom. Mine was my dad. Breakfast hits harder. What's going to make a dad? All right, coming up inside the next 10. If you want to know how to be irresistible to the opposite sex,

Meg will tell you. Books by Bermas back after Scandal headlines in three. I think this last three minutes has proved I'm not irresistible to the opposite sex in any way, shape or four. You want to get it penned. mate. Clint, Megan Dan.

Oh, my gosh. Books by Boomers. Going back to the 80s for this one. Building an affair-proof marriage, his needs and her needs, I've nearly gotten to the end of the book. And we're now at The Irresistible Man and the Irresistible Woman. What you need to do to be irresistible to your partner, he has said you need to do all five of these things.

It is not enough to do four. Okay, it's not like half enough is good enough. No, he clearly states when it comes to meeting the five basic needs. batting 80, 800 is not good enough. Every husband or wife must try for 1,000 a seat. Wow, okay. So let me go through the things that make a man irresistible, or a husband, I should say, irresistible,

which will mean that you will not get cheated on, according to this man. Here we go, Clint, you got your pen and paper? I do, mate. Any husband can make himself irresistible to his wife. Number one, conversation. He sets aside time every day to talk to her. They may talk about events in their lives, their children, and their feelings. Number two.

My wife's normally asked me for a bit of questions. I might be doing too much in that. Maybe you're talking to it. Number two, honesty and openness. He tells her everything about himself, leaving nothing that might surprise her later. Number three. What about mistresses, though? Tell them about that.

Keep that quiet. Number three, family commitment. He commits sufficient time and energy to the education development of his children. Number four, affectionately tells her that he loves her. Number five, financial support. He assumes the responsibility to house, feed and clothe the family. If his income is insufficient to provide essential support, He resolves the problem by grading his skills to increase his salary.

He does not work long hours, keeping himself from his wife and family, but is able to provide. Oh, so you don't do more hours to earn more money. You just start earning more money for the hours you're doing. Correct. That's what he says. I'll just say so far they're all quite sort of... These are the things to be... Normal.

Yeah, no irresistible man. So conversation, affection, honesty, financial support and family commitment. That's what women need. Okay. Fair enough. The irresistible woman. Number one, sexual fulfilment. Brilliant.

his wife needs to be this by becoming a terrific sexual partner. And this is written by a man, by the way, isn't it? Number two, physical attractiveness. She needs to keep herself fit with diet and exercise, wear hair, makeup and clothes that he finds attractive every day. Amen. Number three, admiration. She understands and appreciates him more than anybody else.

She reminds him of his value to her. Number four, domestic support. She creates a home that... Why are you still taking notes? He offers her refuge. from the stresses of life and she manages the whole household and responsibilities. Number five,

she is his companion through his recreational sports and hobbies goes along to support him. I do like when my wife does that. Do you like if she comes to watch like a football game? So to be an irresistal man is to have conversation, honesty and openness and commitment to your family and to be a woman,

you need to have sexual fulfilment, physical attractiveness, and admire your husband. Nothing about being responsible for the mortgage though. No, no, no, you're right. So pros and cons. Yeah, I can't have it feel like the woman's getting the blunt end of the stick there. Do you reckon he reckon he ran to buy his wife going, before I publish this? What do you reckon?

She's gone, darling, I think you just said a couple more. He's like, no, I've already submitted. Sorry, babe, too busy. Do you want a conversation, by the way? I haven't really got time. You need to do your makeup first, though, love. All right, and that was Books by Boomers. Put some lippy on woodchum.

Clint Megad, Dan. Lesh, go. All right, but Melania Trump, she's copping a lot of flack for. coming out probably a month too late and saying, hey man, I don't even know everything. I've got no relationship with him. Like, Melania, have you had the gus four hours too late? Like, four months too late?

But also, like, yeah, she came out over the weekend, did a big proper press conference in the White House. Apparently, no, I don't know if this is true, but none of the staff knew she was doing it. She just kind of organized it behind the scenes. And this is basically the, essentially, the audio from the press conference. The lies linking me with the disgrace

for Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. The individuals lying about me a devoid of ethical standards, humility and respect. Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump. I had never met Epstein and had no knowledge of his criminal undertakings.

So people are going, why? Like, why are you coming out with this? Either she's front-footing or either she's backtracking. I don't know. A lot of people saying that she knows something within the inside and then she's kind of just trying to distance herself from it. Who knows? But it just seems weird that she's coming out and just sort of front-footing it.

So we thought, we could do this ourselves. A lot of people are also saying, like, what she's saying and the facial, like, reactions. You know, like, when you know you're lying and then you find it hard to, like, your body language changes. Is it? Is it just her face? Like, I don't know if she's ever, the only time I've ever seen it look happy is when Princess Kate and Prince, and Prince William went and hung out. and that was the only time I've ever seen her smile. Yeah, well, she's married to Trump.

Like, it's got to be a tough, tough... So this is your time. Now, you can hold a press conference of sorts. You could just call us, oh, I don't know the edge. And if you want to front foot anything, just put it out there into the world. You didn't do it. I said before, I didn't eat the shapes

that were in the studio yesterday that were supposed to be for a listener. We got a bad, we got a telling off, didn't we? Yeah. I know, Bree, the host of Celebrity Churcher Island. She's a good friend of mine, and I definitely didn't ask her, she could get me on the latest season.

Well, even if you did that, didn't work? Well, yeah. It's embarrassing. And then when Harrison was announced that he was on, I realised, obviously, they did want someone from Edge. 2027 is your year, Clint? Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. They're going through all the A-listers this time.

I did, who didn't throw my hand in the ring and let them know I was keen anyway? Oh, that would be embarrassing if you didn't do that. It would be, because obviously then the list came out and missed out. So, fuel, lucky I didn't do that. Yes, absolutely. Katie's called through. We could go to Katie quickly. Oh, yeah.

Katie, what are you wanting to front foot? I just wanted to let you know I definitely wasn't the one who spilt a full coffee over the carpet in Noel Eamings yesterday at St Luke. Yuck. And then... And then you what? You just run.

You definitely didn't just leave your takeaway cup there and just leave the store as quickly as possible. I definitely didn't do a little jog out of the store. No, no. Okay, well, your name's still squeaky clean. Katie, thanks for you. I think at least, Katie, you've got to go to the staff and go, hey, someone's gone and drop the bloody...

Oh, yeah, but you wouldn't do that. Oh, if somebody... Someone's done it and it's made a hell of a mess, not a lie. And someone's going to need to clean it up, I would imagine. But then you look like a snitch. Snitches get stitches, cleansing. Well, not for cleaning and things are.

What about you, Meg? What have you definitely not done? I'm an open book. I feel like everyone knows what I've done. I don't know. Okay, producer needs. That wet pair of undies in the weirley bin at our Airbnb over New Year's.

Don't know anything about them. Yuck! That's gross. Well, you might have been outside running. around in the rain? Yeah, it was raining. How did you know about the wet pair of undies if they weren't yours? Were you going through looking for undies? Just checking the bins?

Yeah, yeah. Check in the bins. Well, you know, when you go to throw bottles out, I imagine neats and he goes, that was recycling or rubbish? We were just trying to clean up after ourselves. Yeah, I get how that could happen. Okay, I'll wait home to the edge, text through 33443. You can just call us. Just letting you know, I didn't. Dot, dot, dot.

Oh, my husband definitely didn't ring the council, say that we lost one of our bins, and now has two rubbish bins that we put out every week. Brilliant. Hope that council's not listening. now. That's great. Melania Trump has come out and said, hey, I know nothing about Jeffrey Epstein. I had never met Epstein and had no knowledge

of his criminal undertakings. Feels like she's front-footing it way too late, but we're giving you the opportunity to front-foot something that you definitely did not do. Like this one that came through, I don't even know he could do this. I mean, obviously they haven't. Oh yeah, clearly. I didn't schedule, send emails to make it look like I was working late last week.

Oh, that's smart if you did. I'd admit to that even if I was doing it. So you write the email like three and then schedule it's like 630. Damn, that's good. That is really good. Someone else is disgusting. I definitely didn't sniff clothes off the floor

and then decide if they were good to wear again today. I thought you've done that before. Clint, I'm sure you were a good sniffer. I sniffing other people's clothes to see if they need to go. That's worse. You sniffing other people's clothes. He slips this woman, his wife's clothes. Because then I'm like, now I'm going to wash it dry and fold it

or do I just need to fold it? I would just put, if it's on the ground, I put it in the washing bus. I just sniff it. I just sniff it. Washy Mountain then though. Yeah, exactly. I tackled it yesterday, I climbed it, got to the bloody top.

We'll be back up there again in a couple of days. He's got a sharp. Hi, Sean. Hi, what did you definitely not do? Oh, I definitely didn't convince my husband to get takeaways so I didn't have to cook. And then convince him it was his idea. Yes, of course. Because then you can go, oh, we had food in the fridge.

We really shouldn't have done this instead of money. And even though, Sean, you know. didn't do it, obviously. That would have been smart if you did. That's a great play. Yes. Yes. I mean, husbands are easily convinced of the takeaways, sure.

I know. They're always, I've never met a husband that's going, nah, babe, we shouldn't get takeaways. That's the best day of the week. No, I'll clock. Oh, cook. Thanks. This one, I definitely don't need to turn the music down to help me park better when reversing.

My car does it automatically. It's like it doesn't trust me. When you put it in reverse, it dims the radio. That's so smart. I can back. I can back full noise. Heirs, they've got some good, what is that called? Technology.

And James, good morning. Good morning, guys. What do you want to admit? Well, no, no. I admit that you didn't do. I definitely didn't sleep with my ex-girlfriend sister after we broke up. Oh, that's good because that would be a terrible thing to do. Yeah, if you had done that, but you didn't, obviously.

It's funny because if James really, just didn't. Yeah. Now we've got to think... You did, bro. Has someone accused you of it though, James? No, I didn't do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course, you didn't do it. You sound very defensive. And if you know, James' ex-girlfriend, then, you know, she'd be crazy. She's a liar. Yeah. Thanks, James. Clint Megan Dan. Your car is your ticket to win. It's time to spin the wheel.

Clint Megan Dance. Here we go. Well, thanks all mates at Novice Glass. Crack or chip on your windscreen. Novice Glass. Handle your insurance claim. just call your local branch direct. Congratulations, Rosie.

You've won yourself $100 worth of fuel just like that, and you could be winning a lot more. Oh, yay, good morning, thank you. Morning, Rosie. So what sort of car do you drive? I drive a Honda Accord. Oh, and you're saying it's thirsty as. Okay.

Yeah. Right. So Honda is on the wheel. Okay, so we spin the wheel and if the Honda comes up, you've just won yourself $5,000 worth of fuel, and then it gets interesting. you know how you can upgrade your price to 50,000. But we'll cross that, Bridgeth, and when we get to it,

who would you like to spin for you this morning? Dan can do it. He's the most experienced. Okay, yeah, I haven't got a great track record, but I have spun a lot. Okay, here we go, Rosie. And you're right, Dan, you're maybe more duo win. True. Okay, so do you want a slow, medium or fast spin, Rosie?

Medium. Medium. Okay, here we go. And three, two, one, spin in the wheel. It's a medium spin. I'm happy with the spin. Honda comes up. The boss is forking out five grand. For you, Rosie, here we go.

Yeah, Honda record. How much does it cost you feel usually? The wheel, Honda's at the top. Honda's at the top. Honda's at the top. Slow in. Oh. Sorry about that, Rosie.

It's landed on Audi. Which is the complete opposite to Honda. Yeah. Sorry about that, Rosie. That's fine. Thank you so much. You know, I'm like that's something we won't know because Meek was like, we're done with you.

See a loser. It's the complete opposite side. Like the direct opposite side to where Honda was. You couldn't have spun it worse for Honda. Yeah, sorry about that one. You're more chances to play at 7 tomorrow as well. And if you listen to our Overthinkers podcast, there's a little secret tip for you there.

Yeah, another code for you to fast track to get on air to play the game. Meg, when she does something, that she is impressed by, she winks at me? Yeah, I'm like, there you go, a little bit of extra fear. I don't think that warranted a wink, to be honest. No, there's a little secret tip there. What does that mean? You're welcome.

Yeah, there's a key word that will fast track your chances on Friday. I think this wink meant take it over, Clint. Save me here. Save me, I'm drowning. That was one of those winks. Okay, Dan has had what at a friend's house that he's been teasing us with, sorry, that has made him think that they're rich.

He said he went to the house, saw something, that less than 50 bucks? Oh, way less, and it's just something that every rich person would have. Okay. And I think the nation will agree with me. We can, like, agree that this is a rich person thing. How can someone, something be worth less than $50? But when Dan sees it at their house, he's like, rich, less than $20?

I see it and I go, things are going well in your life. Must be nice. Less than 20? I'd say it's less than 10. Okay. But it takes a bit of taste to have it. Okay. And you'll agree, as soon as you hear it, you'll go,

Of course, he's right again. My beautiful wife, Hannah and I went over for dinner to a mutual friends place while we were away over the week last week. And I didn't know that this couple was wealthy until... When you go to people's places, you look at stuff, don't you? You go, oh, they've got a big TV, they've got a drive an Audi. Wow, that would... Yeah, absolutely.

Beautiful leather couch. You go, oh, they're wealthy. Yeah. It wasn't until we had dessert. at the said person's house that I thought things are going well in this relationship they were obviously doing well financially

when they brought out a Vianetta ice cream and everybody knows especially in my youth when I was a kid I think it's mostly in youth yeah when I went around to someone's place and they had a Vianetta ice cream you went wow

it was a sometimes ice cream was never in every time and used to be able to get them with a KFC like family bucket meal in my house a vionetta was a special occasion someone had graduated someone had a big milestone birthday someone had something that you know

had big it happened in their life it wasn't an every day we've got people over dessert nine dollars 40 from Woolworth's at the moment and it's not so much the cost even though it is quite an expensive ice cream right it's one of those ones down where you could get a tub of ice cream that lasts you a few weeks whereas a vionetta once you open it up

she was the one and done yeah if you're not eating it all in that night you're throwing it way really. Vieneta. You gotta be super rich as a rich person food. You know someone's rich when they're having a vionetta.

Yeah, I get you. The first person texted said, Dan, you might have just grown up Povow. Wasn't that big of a deal? I think we were lower class. Yeah. Definitely.

I had a single mum. You know, the finer things in life. But you know what? When you went over to someone's place that was a little bit more well off you go. Oh, yeah. I remember going to a mate's place in Hamilton, tennis court.

And I was like, what? That's very... That's very... That's very obvious that that person's gross. I thought when I went around to somebody's house and their parents had a waterbed. Oh my God, I would have thought the same. My dad.

That's parents had a waterbed. Of course they did. Of course they did. Of course. Our waterbed is a classic example of wealth. Yes, to have a water bed, I'd be like, wowie. They're really expensive to find on trade. Like, hard to find. It's very expensive on trade me now.

I also had a free night. Someone told me. I remember I went over for a sleepover and instead of bringing out the margarine in the morning, they had spreadable butter on their toast. With its own special compartment inside the fridge. They also didn't grow up with like a diet mum either. I don't think I tasted butter until I was about 18.

And I moved out of home. I had a mate who lived around the corner. I used to go over to his place because he had not just Sky, right? Because even Sky was a bit of a rich man. But they had all the extra channels, all the extra movies, the sport. They paid for the extra package. Was your friend Jeff Bezos? Do you know another one is when?

if you go into a friend's house and they had a separate fridge just for drinks. Oh, in the garage? The drinks fridge in the garage. I feel like you've got to sit down on this one, Clint. I'm being really honest. Maybe this was just...

Yeah, it's just Russ Normies. Yeah, the people that are still in touch with the... Clint grew up with a laundry shirt and a mezzanine bedroom. He had a mesonine in his bedroom. Were you rich, you rich? My God. Another one is a perfect example.

If they have one of those water dispenses on the front of their fridge. Yeah, I kind of. I could only dream. How you can get ice out of a fridge? Yeah, oh, ice is another level. Do you have that, Clint? Yeah.

Clint said to me off here before he's like, what about if they had an intercom? I was like, who the hell is an intercom in their house? Picture house? It stopped working very quickly after we moved in. Once you'd like buzz your mum from downstairs and go, when's dinner ready, mum? My goodness me.

Oh, 800 at the edge, text through 3, 3343. Sit this one out, buddy. When you were a kid, how did you know when your friends were rich? Did they have an intercom like Clint? Did they have a laundry shoot like Clint? He had all the mod pods. Was it just Vianetta? It was actually more of a pain in the butt than you'd think

because everything we had stuck and then someone would have to push the clothes from above with a broom. Would that be the butler though? He'd do that. Giles, it's blocked again. Call mum on the intercom, would you? Mother hat!

The laundry shoots blocked again, my man. I'm sitting out. I'm sitting out. Dan was telling us he went around to a friend's house so they had, is it Vianetta? Vieneta ice cream. It's $11 at New World at the moment. Dan's like, damn, these guys must be doing well. And it's funny, like, growing up when you go around to people's houses and you be like, man, these guys must be rich.

Based off just the one thing that you noticed that they had that you didn't have growing up, what was that thing? Clint is sitting out of this one, by the way. Yeah, because he had a laundry shooting and intercom in his house. Yeah, I like this one from Kylie saying, anybody with stairs. Oh, really? A second story was rich. I used to think that if I went to a friend's house and the bedroom was upstairs.

It's like double the house, even though the downstairs was really small. Something about stairs shows wealth And yeah Someone else said It's soda stream That is a perfect example Someone that was not willing to drink still water They had to have it sparkling

Because they're rich This is Debbie Hey Debbie Debbie No it's Nicky It's Nicky It's Nicky So your friend

Debbie You knew she was rich Why? Because every time I go there We were allowed to have a glass of milk Who Why you weren't allowed milk at home Oh, we would always run out of milk

We were a family of sex And mum worked really hard And we would only have probably limited To a two-liter or two glass bottles a day And I'd go to Debbie's And then she would go to school We would walk to school And we would eat her real flash sandwiches

Which were a big club sandwiches With meat and tomato and cheese And all these vegetables in them Whereas in my bag I'd look in and I'd have a jam sandwich Debbie was allowed to drink unlimited milk Unlimited, she's allowed as much as she was. She's allowed as much as she was. Wow, that's funny.

Where's Debbie now probably living off the trust fund? Yeah. Hayden, morning. Oh, hey God, do I? Yeah, Hayden. Now, you're admitting that your family had what? We had a boiling hot water tap in the kitchen. My goodness me.

Just like instant. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so you just pour it and you had instant. You could make a cup of tea in an instant. That's the one. No need for a jug. Wow, that must have been cool. Wow, I can't even imagine something like that.

I love this text as well. Board games like hungry, hungry hippos or operation, like fancy elite board games in the 90s. Couldn't agree more. Clinton's stay very quiet. Now you can though. My kids have the cheap version. It's not hungry hippos.

It's like, I don't know, it's like peckish dinosaurs or something. And it's like dinosaurs and it's the Kmart version. Someone else said a sign of richness. people that have tissue boxes like Kleenex around the house instead of using toilet paper to blow their nose. And even further than that, some people would end up having like special covers that would go over the

tissue box? Is that from my memory, Clint? I can't remember. Yeah, okay. All right, it's got to one final call her Ozzie Tommy. Morning. How do you know if somebody was rich when you were growing up? Oh, you day, good day, good morning. Good day, good morning. He's Ozzie Tommy.

How are we? Yeah, good, man. You know they're rich if their mum is hot. Amen. You know what? I read your text I was like, I actually agree with you

all my friends that were rich had hot mums What is it with that? 100%. It's like that meme of the Kardashians You're seeing before and after money It's like you're not ugly You're just poor

Man, Ozzie really lost a good one With Tommy when he crossed the ditch to live here And you know what Tommy I reckon they were eating Yeah for dinner as well Bro I just heard that first lady on the call And I have a fuck

Oh, shit I can't swear I have a jam sandwich in my lunchbox right now, so I get it. Yeah, so you're not wealthy, unfortunately. Still as an adult. We got a veggie mite sandwich. We got a veggie mite sandwich and no packets, chips, none of that, rubbish. Yeah, you do have a jam sandwich, but here's a question, Tommy. Is your mum hot?

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. My mum is a mum of five kids, so that's a no, but she's a lovely lady. What do you want to say? Yeah, my mum's hot, and then you would have reamed them anyway. It was a trick question, yeah. Pink, posty. Couldn't have won that one, mate. I mean, someone said growing up with people with swimming pools, they were rich.

That's obvious, isn't it? Very clear, very clearly. Clint you don't have one of those, do you? Mum and Dad, no. He's got a hot mum, though, so. He's not. Got him. She is, actually, I saw her the other day.

She's looking good. She looks after herself, Christine, doesn't she? Stop! What? You know, she's giving what tight? Actually, don't answer that. It's time for another Clint Meg and Dan's small town news

See? All right about once a week We'd like to do a bit of a whip around See what the goss is in your small town But actually Meg's already found the goss Indeed I have And unfortunately I don't have much information Because it is behind a paywall

Oh classic How much is asking for you to read the story Let me have a look actually I'll open it up Dan this here says Needs to subscribe now Oh it's free I think I just need to subscribe Oh Nobody got taffere that

We're live on air. Exactly. It's in the Otago Times. We thought maybe we could call them, find out what's going on because there's a bit of a thief on the loose. Oh, there is. We're about some particular, are we told me. Wehola. Well, I've got a number here for Lake Waihola Holiday Park.

Should we call then? They always have a bit of air to the Florida. Of course they do. Yeah, Holiday Park say no. Good luck, team. Hello, Waihola Holiday Park. Hello, you sound like you're on edge. No.

Because you are. It's the edge, Clint Meg and Dan. How are you? How are you? What was your name? Nicky. Nicky, Nikki. We're just calling about the honey thief that's on the loose. We do like small town news and we get the goss going on in small towns and we have seen in Otago. Someone's stealing honey. Have you heard? Yes, I've heard. Oh, see, someone is the talk of the town. It's ongoing for some time.

We don't know what's going on because Meg found the story and it turns out it's a premium story and you have to pay and subscribe to get it. We thought, no, let's just call Otago and find out. So, Nikki, you're going to have to fill us in. How much honey's been stolen approximately? Where from? I don't know how much. And there is a local honey producer, and they have a stall. Yeah.

An honesty stall with cameras and everything. Cameras, yeah. And there has, yep, there has been honey stolen. So it's an honesty store, so you can go and pick up a jar of honey, put in 20 bucks for it or whatever it costs. And somebody's just tasting it. Yeah. What are we talking? Clover?

Manuka? I think so. I think it is Manuka. My goodness. It's expensive. It's really nice honey. That is. And you said it's been going on a while.

How long has this been happening? Sort of on and off for some time. Nikki, what would you say to the honey snatchet? Why? Why would you? Why are doing it? Yeah, people are working really hard to make that honey. That's true.

And the bees. Yeah. There's anyone thinking of the bees. No. Nikki, thank you so much for filling us in and saving us a couple of bucks. Is there any goss going on in the holiday park? You must see some stuff, Nick. Yeah, Lake Y Hollow Holiday Park.

No, we're just sort of slower. down for the season now and the rain is, yeah, that will slow us down quite a bit but we've had a really busy summer. Well, it's going to speed up again now you've spoken to us, the number one radio show in the country. They'll be all flocking to eye hauler for the honey and the nicky.

They will. They will. Okay. You're Adal, thank you so much for chatting with us and giving us the inside scoop. You're welcome. See you. Bye-bye. See you, mate. I see we did there, Clint, the inside scoop of honey. Is that what you're doing? Not really.

Oh, yeah. Thanks. What it is. I think I do I do it best. It's going to targa. It's always a breeze to the honey producers in the area as well.

Obviously, we're frustrating things they have. You heard from the citizens there, why? If you are listening to the edge this morning and it's you, why? I've seen a video of them even because they put up little cameras and

got a whole bali clava on. Belichlava to steal honey. Oh, you want to keep it in it. Oh my goodness. That's like a bank robber, balaclava. That's a heist. That's a heist.

Honey heist. No one needs honey that bad. Oh, you know what? It's delicious, really. They are selling it though. They'll be selling it on the black market. You're in the black market, honey. All right, next, where does New Zealand sit amongst the world for work-life balance?

Place your bets. You might be surprised. Where do we rank amongst the rest of the world when it comes to work-life balance? We'll get there. But first, a few honourable mentions. in these awards. Luxembourg is the place to go if you're on minimum wage at the moment.

They have the highest minimum wage payout in the world. It's because in my head, that feels like an expensive place to live. So you'd have to. Do you know what I mean? I'd like to know how high their rent is as well. But carry it. Okay, number two for Honourable mention is Austria.

You want to go there if you'd like the most paid time off. They get five weeks of leave, standard with 13 public holidays, which totals 30. days a year. Oh, okay. Because I think New Zealand's standard is four. Am I correct?

I think that's standard. Netherlands, they have the 32-hour working week. That's good. Let's have that here. And what do we have, 40 hours? So they do a three-day weekend sort of vibe. Yeah. Okay. Just shorter days spread over the week.

Spain, if you are wanting long leave and short work weeks as well. They get a bit of a mention. only 1% of workers exceed 50 hours weekly. 1% of the population are doing more than 50 hours. Okay, well that would, in my mind, mean good work-life balance, but carry on. If you want to go somewhere where everyone's just in a bloody good mood. Finland, the happiest country in the world. Always. It's always been there.

It does, they do seem happy there. And I've met a couple of fins, and they are happy people. Denmark is the least sleep-deprived workforce. So if you're just going out, I just need some rest. Maybe you want to move to Denmark. Norway, the most generous parental leave. Oh, what's that one? Providing 49 weeks of fully paid leave.

And fathers are expected to take time off as well. 49 weeks did you say? 49 weeks. If they're doing 49, why don't just make it a year? I don't know. They're like three weeks short. Maybe you've got to do those three weeks to get the 49. 49 weeks of fully paid leave.

Where? Norway. Right. Meg's moving there. I'm having another baby. She's having three more kids. All right. And time now for work-life balance.

Where does New Zealand rank amongst the world? New Zealand for the third straight year has finished at the top. We are the number one country. Pass off. Sorry. Sorry. I mean, to be fair, the three of us in this room right now, not including the producers, we do a cushy job.

And so we do very, like, the minimal hours compared to other people. We rank very high across leave, wages, healthcare and safety. 32 days of paid leave annually, 26 weeks of paid parental leave. There'll be people listening right now that have strongly disagreeing with this. Absolutely. And when it comes to safety, I mean, the things that we've put Dan through. I don't know if he's bringing that average down. No, no, but I agree to a lot of them.

That's my own fault. Producing. Obviously, whoever made this survey never worked at MediaWorks. Yeah, definitely. People, they're always listening, Carl. Oh, 800 of the edge. Are you bringing the average up or down for New Zealand scoring top marks in work-life balance? Yeah.

They go, they obviously didn't survey me because it would have maybe altered the stats. There'll be track drivers listening, there'll be forklift drivers listening. You know, they're like, what, I've been doing? I'm doing a 12-hour day right now. Teachers won't be listening. They're on holiday at the moment. We're hating on teachers today, eh? Not hating.

I'm just, they're on holiday. A lot of my mates are teachers. They're always messaging me going, beer? I'm like, it's 11 a.m. Sure. It is bad. I just finished work off season. If you missed the stats,

New Zealand for the third year in a row has just ranked number one in the world for work-life balance. Yeah, we want to know if you, where you sit, if you're bringing the average up or you're bringing it down, you disagree or not.

So far, as we thought, maybe a bit of rage bait. I will say we complain a lot of New Zealand, don't we, about how bad we have it? But let's be honest. It's the best place in the world to be living at the moment. Very lucky to be living here. Sure, just away from all the drama down the bottom of the world

where everyone leaves us alone. But it's when you're wondering how the hell they came up with us being number one, they rank you across a bunch of different scores. Leave, wages, healthcare, safety. We get a lot of public holidays too, especially in the first half of the year. It does feel like this year, especially we've had quite a few public holidays. Yeah, we go with our hands out coming up next weekend. Let's talk to Susie.

Susie, do you agree with the results or no? No, I don't agree. And the only reason is because they're taking notes off what we have given to our country. But whoever the hell are they serving the numbers or the people? Because, you know, work-life balance, if your employer is an AH and you're going home to stuff at home, there's no balance that's red in those statistics at all. Yeah, I don't feel like, how do you even get the balance right anyway? And I think you could say that there's laws in place for leave and all that sort of thing.

Doesn't necessarily mean that your employer is adhering to those. Well, Luxembourg, which we talked about, which actually featured for the highest minimum wage, they also have a legal protection from people exceeding a 48-hour work week. Well, yeah, and I think it's what we were saying before. We probably don't know how lucky we've got it. Leicester here has actually worked in the UK before and now works in New Zealand and Christchurch. Lisa, you'll have direct comparison. Hi guys.

I'm from the UK. I've been here now for 12 years and it's so much different here. Like compared to that the commute into London and you wouldn't get paid overtime and it's the life balance I believe here is a lot better. I get five weeks annual leave. I get five days domestic leave. I get five days mental health leave. Wow. Pay parental leave for I think it's six months.

and then my company chops up three months after that. Wow. Okay, well, do you want to shout out the company or keep it a secret so nobody takes your job? Oh, no, no. They're a good company, but I don't know if I should be shout out. But, yeah, it's a good insurance company, so. It sounds like they're doing amazing to look at five days mental health leave

is super amazing. What's, did you say domestic leave? What does that mean? So that's if your kids are sick. Oh. If your kids are scared to sick, you get leave? That's incredible. That's awesome.

Five days domestic leave, yeah. It's a big help. And they do two days working from the office and two days, like, working from home. I want to work at your company. Honestly, Lisa, you need to message me afterwards. I'm going to have a husband to get a job here. Well, you want to move to Christchurch. I do want to move to Christchurch.

I do want to move, Lisa. I do you want to move. I love Christchurch. Every time we come to Christchurch, we're like, oh, I want to move here. So lovely down here. Someone else texts in Lisa and said they obviously didn't serve any hospital workers in New Zealand. I mean, when you look at our, I don't know if it's worse overseas or not, but the overworking of our doctors, our nurses,

emergency services is just unreal. My wife used to work in that sector, and it's just unbelievable. You would not believe how much some nurses and doctors are working. Well, I have a friend of mine, and she's a nurse, she's married to her teacher, and she was saying she was loving it, and it's awesome.

And I was like, really? I thought the nurses will run off their feet. And then she goes, oh no, I work at a private hospital. Yeah, private ones are fine. Why? I mean, if you're a nurse and why would you do the public thing, then? Why would you work at a private one?

It's hard to get jobs within the private sector. Yeah, yeah, and once you have one, I imagine you keep it. Yeah, you go nowhere. Yeah, it sounds like it's a very different job based on where you're at private or public. The turnover as well, I think, in nursing around New Zealand, because people leave constantly. So there's just not much experience there either because people are just leaving. So, yeah, thoughts for those sort of people that are. Oh, you don't want to pray for them.

I was supposed to say he was supposed to have not as a president. You're like, no, no, no, I'm not a praying kind of guy. Dan was like, yeah, I'm not going to pray. Ruby is Texan say my job off is six weeks paid leave 22 sick days a year five extra leave stay for sick kids 10 golden days off so guaranteed days off in the future and doesn't use your leave

Wow So maybe it's just media works Finding the right company To be fair there's a lot of people More than I thought that we're saying that it's good Working from home must be awesome The ability to work from home And I think that's changed since COVID

A lot of businesses have realised that people can do their jobs from home I do no work I couldn't trust myself working from home Less than 15 minutes away from our brand new concert and now it's Embargo till 9 So we can't tell you until then But we can't saw you out with the first free double pass Clint Megan Dan

The embargo is over so we can finally let you know Who is coming to New Zealand Check, check, there we go Make some noise for Charlie Booth Charlie Pooh I'm Charlie Puth We don't talk any We're back to our shores for one night only

The whatever's clever tour And he is bloody clever that man He is Head after, head after half, more than you realize, more than you remember. Perfect pitch! He just had his little boy, Jude, his first son. Oh, really? You know, he should be a bigger artist.

I've always seen it. Taylor Swift says he's underrated too, doesn't she? Yeah, she does. His latest album, actually, I think it's called What, yeah, whatever's clever, is an incredible album, like real air candy. Every song she's like, oh, God, it's good. Well, he's going to be performing all this hits. Spark Arena.

It's Thursday, November 5th. Tickets are on sale. Thursday, so April 23rd. You can find all the ticketing and event info at the edge. dot rover.com. But of course, we could be hooking you up for free with the first double pass off the back of our throwback threesome. That is a huge couple of months for concerts.

Right. Like huge. Because October is all the girls. It's everyone. Olivia Dean, Hillary Duff. Lily Ellum. Zara Larson. Yeah.

And now Charlie Puth. Yeah. Wow. Hell of a few acts to follow. So it gets expensive. right towards the end of the year to try and see all your favours so if you want to go for free, 0,800 the edge and we'll sort somebody out inside the next 10.

Okay, so somebody's about to win a double pass to go and see a Charlie Perth when he comes to the country in November. Hot tickets. Yeah, just announced actually just a few minutes ago that he's going to be coming to New Zealand. November 1st, tickets go on to see on next Thursday. We've got quite a few people sitting on hold, hoping it's them.

I was going to get you to tell your daughter Lexi next to you that he won the tickets, but it sounds like she's listening. She's listening. Go on a Charlie Puth! Does it good, mum get to go with? Or is it, you know, give him to your daughter and she's chicken me. Oh, how awesome it's going to be epic mom and daughter's night.

I've heard he does an incredible show. I've never seen him live, but I've heard he's very, very... I haven't either. I'm so excited. Yeah, well, you guys are the first people in New Zealand to have scored your tickets to go and see. Oh my gosh. So lucky that he announced his concert during school holidays, Because otherwise you would have been well and truly at school by now and probably missed out. Smart from him, actually.

Yeah, exactly. All right, Lexi, I and enjoy your day. Thank you so much, I'm going. Thank you so much, guys. Oh my gosh, mum's the coolest mom to board. Yeah, they're going to be front left, eh? Yeah, love that. Yeah, it's such a good, like, just mum goals, eh?

Where you go, I nailed that. I'm going to be cool for about 48 hours. It wears off pretty quick, I think. Yeah. At least Lexi see some of her friends at the concert. She's like, Mom, just like, stand over there. No. No, not at all.

Not when mum got the tickets. All right. If you do want to get your hands on tickets, like I said, next Thursday, but all the info and the details at the edge.rover.com. Sometimes things are happening just before the song ends where you go, we can't do what we're going to do because we're going to enter this break laughing

and everyone's going to go share with the class, share with the class. Yeah, so Dan was just saying to me that he took his son George into the bathroom and he was like, oh, I took him to the men's, even though you would have told me to take him into the woman's begins. And I was like, no, I wouldn't have. Why would you take your son to the woman's We were talking the other day

about how you should take your kids into the women's toilet You take your daughter into the women's toilets if you're a dad We're telling you as dads if you're a daughter You don't want to take your daughter into the men's But also as a man you don't want to make women feel uncomfortable We're talking about how you navigate that situation

Dan's just take it as a blanket Take your children to the women's toilet I didn't But I seriously luckily I didn't Because that would have been weird now I'm thinking about it Sorry ladies I'm just bringing my son I'm gonna piss

Why would you do that? Because I seriously I stood outside for like 30 seconds go hmm Now should I And then I was like No I can't bring myself to do it

Good because it's not normal So it's only if I have a daughter If you have a daughter You go to the women Anyway I went into the men Poor George even only needed to wee And there was a man that was absolutely destroying the cubicle next to him

And poor George I wish I'd taken him into the women's To be honest I honestly do I think it would be less dramatised for everyone involved. Sorry. We'll get back to regular programming next.

Is that what we'll stop the songs for that? Yeah. Well, the songs finish. We've got to talk sometimes. Oh, do we? Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram

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