The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW giant horse cock

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and fill-in host Ash in this episode of the Clint, Meg & Dan Podcast. They discuss the boundaries of cheating with a controversial Scarlett Johansson kiss, Clint's love for analogies, and Meghan's emotional journey into motherhood with her second child on the way. Plus, they explore some hilarious throwback tracks, play games, and tackle some unpredictable moments in their usual unfiltered style. 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Opening02:06 Throwback Music Discussion06:05 Funny Anecdotes and Listener Interaction09:10 Scandal and Celebrity Gossip21:54 Employee of the Week and Show Highlights26:05 Spicy Throwbacks and Listener Requests30:06 New Sayings and Modern Proverbs34:20 Upcoming Movie Trailer and Final Thoughts36:52 Discussing Bruce Springsteen's Lyrics37:27 Is It Cheating? Red Carpet Kiss Debate37:40 Gen Z Quiz with Bella41:16 $10,000 Quiz Challenge44:56 Would I Lie to You? Game with Ash49:49 Debating Lip Kissing and Cheating58:18 Clint's Love for Analogies01:05:50 Meg's Pregnancy and Motherhood Concerns

This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. And here we see her in her natural habitat. A real life Meg rolling around in mud. Look at her. Oh, she's about to do her mating call.

Settle down, Meg. It's time for the show, Kinky. This is Clint, Meg, and Dan. Kia ora, good morning. It is one to six on your Thursday. It feels like a Friday. Good morning. He's not in today.

I told him yesterday to not bother coming in. Kicked him out of the Facebook group as well. That's right, we suspended him. Yeah. For bad behaviour. I can't remember what it was. Um, oh, it's when, if you listen to our OnlyFans podcast, he set up a deer for either me or Clint to do. And then me and Clint were like, neither of us want to do this deer.

And he's like, well, you're doing it. And then I did it. And then I did what he told me to do he said that sucked I'm like well I don't know what you mean. Sorry maybe your deer was crap. I told you I didn't want to bloody do it. Yeah that's right he got really angry so we suspended him. So he suspended and so he's um he's off today and also flying to Melbourne. Yeah. I think that's probably. I think it's his mum's birthday this weekend. Is it? Yeah so the suspension has worked out really well. Yeah it's actually quite good for him really. Yeah. I think that's probably. I think it's his mum's birthday this weekend. Is it? Yeah, so the suspension has worked out really well. Yeah, it's actually quite good for him really.

Yeah. So he's probably at the airport looking at the kauru lounge from afar. Yeah, he won't be in the kauru lounge. Nah. There's no way, there's no way. Unless he gets in via his wife and then maybe. Yeah.

She's somebody that could be in the kauru lounge. I'd try him. So it's Meg and I and thank you Meg for being here because I know you had an awful night. Oh man, yeah. I guess we'll get to her in coffee ketchup and do a bit of a whip around. But I was like, oh no, we're going to go from a three break for sure to a one. I wouldn't do that to you. Yeah, thank you my darling.

If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh piss off Uncle John. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. We're about to jump into a 6am throwback to get you excited for your Thursday. You want it to be a good one because you know Matariki tomorrow, most people I think are enjoying a three day weekend. I have an idea and you have an idea. Normally you get to pick in the end but we might have to discuss it.

Yeah. You're okay? Okay and also, is it Terry yeah Terry has jumped in and I requested Sandy Tom I'm not always thinking about it I said what was that song that everybody was obsessed with the song now this is a one-hit wonder, I've heard people say Carly Rae Jepsen's a one-hit wonder. No, Sandy Tom is a one-hit wonder. Oh, sad to hear.

Well, I mean... They can't debate it because they don't have another song of hers. That's clearly a one-hit wonder, whereas people like Carly Rae Jepsen. Okay, I thought since it's Matariki Tomorrow, and Matariki is about, you know, the seven stars in the sky. Sorry, actually, there is another song I've just found in the system of her. Shut up, I'm Sandy Tom. Sandy Tom, What If I'm Right?

I've got my life, and what if I'm right? Oh, this is a hit. Is it? Yeah, I know that song. Well, if it's in the library, it must be good enough that someone had it at one time. What if, yeah, okay, well, my suggestion for this morning, since it is Matariki tomorrow,

Seven Stars in the Sky, Smash Mouth All-Star. Oh, okay. Let's see if we've got a little Smash Mouth for it. Surely we would. What better chance to play it? Hmm, come on. Two words, right. Okay, how's that?

All-Star, All-Star. The From the Shrek movie? Yeah. Two words. Right, okay, how's that sound? What's that? The From the Shrek movie? Yeah. I have no topical tie as to why I would want to play this guy, except that lately I've just been playing his album. And you're going to say one--hot wonder he's got about four He had like he came out of the blocks at lightning speed we were interviewing him on the edge

I think he thought he was a bit cooler than he was although he was pretty cool at the time and then Don't know he just got dropped as fast as he got picked up. I think it could be expect a winner. I think Australia Winner I think Australia Recently, oh, he's not a little boy anymore Is he done like a rebrand and stuff you say we're... Cause he used to wear like a scarf, like a fancy scarf a lot. He's like full beard buff. Really? Yes! Rees Mastin. He does another song that goes pretty hard, Shut Up and Kiss Me. It's not bad.

I don't mind you picking Rees Mastin actually. Yeah? Yeah, I actually really don't mind it. I don't mind it at all. But um, yeah he's like, if I can show you a little video of him there, he's more like a Charlie Hunnam sort of look-alike now, rather than a little Reese. Oh yeah, and he's still touring. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all the time, all the time.

Okay. Yeah, so I don't know what he's been releasing, but let's play one of the old school ones, I think. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, we won't play any new stuff from him. Here we go. Hopefully there's a good night going into a long weekend for your little Reese Master.

This spicy, this is spicy throwback. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Dan away, he's in Melbourne visiting his brother over there. Yeah. If you don't listen to our OnlyFans podcast, Dan's brother's in like this metal rock band. There's like, rawr, rawr.

And Dan does like, Theatre. Theatre. Theatre sports. Yeah, they could, you could could get two more different brothers. So different unbelievably different. So he's going over to visit his bro because I think it's his mum's birthday so he's yeah taking off for Matariki to celebrate Maori New Year in Australia. Yeah and he's got his kids first like proper big airplane ride so I'm sure he's loving it. With he reckons enough snacks to keep him alive on an island for two weeks.

It's so stupid to say two bananas and three muesli bars. My God. Meg, I've got a question for you. My daughter hit me with this yesterday. Okay. I think I failed. Oh God. Would you rather have $30 million

or 30 million loyal friends? Like unbelievably loyal friends, 30 million. $30 million. $30 million? $30 million. Can I not just have one or two loyal friends, 30 million. 30 million dollars. 30 million dollars? 30 million dollars. Can I not just have one or two loyal friends? I don't need 30 million loyal, that's far too busy. I said the same, I was like, look, give me the money.

Like I don't need that many friends. Oh but you should have said it to your daughter though. What are we doing in the booth, lads, British girl? Oh I'm going 30 million dollars because friends get pretty loyal once you get over the 20 mil mark. Exactly, exactly. Show me the money, I'm going $30 million because friends get pretty loyal once you get over the 20 mil mark. Exactly, exactly. Show me the money. I'm so poor.

Well maybe we all fail because my daughter said to me, I don't know whether she's learnt this or she's just thought about it or she's seen it, probably seen on TikTok. And she goes, no, I'd go to 30 million loyal friends. And I was like, no, don't you just want the money? She goes, no, but if they're super loyal, I could ask them all, could I want the money she goes no but if they're super loyal I could ask them all could I please have a dollar and then if they're super low that'll give you a dollar now I've got 30 million dollars and I was like yeah but you had to go through the admin of giving them all your account number. By that point you're 50 years later. I know. 30 million people. And I was like and then she goes no and then I what I'd do

she goes I'd start like a a new yoga business with my money. Yoga business. And I was like, okay. And then I'd ask them all to buy a six pack each. And she said, so now I've just started yoga business and I've got 30 million friends that have all bought a six pack. So she didn't do the maths, but that's a hundred-

There's not enough yoga in the world, Clint. There's not enough yoga. That's 180 million bottles of yoga that she's just made for the first business. I'm not surprised you're nine-year-old smarter than all of us. Yeah, but insane that. Insane she's not. Because imagine the world will collapse under the green emissions of like how many cows we need to bring for 30 million six-packs of yoghurt. I think what she was meaning is like if you have that many loyal friends who are going to buy...

Buy a fish or catch one fair shore, learn how to cook or whatever that's saying. Dan Webby's texting, he said $30 million, what a dumb question, good to know he's still out there. Hello Dan, we've just been talking about your suspension from work and the group chat. So he's finding other ways to contact us now. Dan was showing up last night and then he was,

I think the boss had left the group chat because he might have missed yesterday. Our boss had his last day yesterday and we had a nice send off. And so the boss was on the group chat. So everyone acted like children and started swearing in the chat because we were allowed to,

because dad's not there to tell us off. And just when I so happened to open the phone and see these messages, my daughter sat down next to me in the bean bag and then just read all these naughty words. Lots of naughty words um and then dan threw out a really naughty word and then just said i'm out of here and left the group chat and i think he thought we'd all let him back in but no one has it's been quite nice yeah so now he's like desperately knocking on the door trying to get back and we're like sorry mate not answering our calls so way nice i'm not working well don't

Not answering our calls though eh? Nah, he says, why is Jaxon? I'm not working, why is Jaxon not there? Yeah, hey we're doing fine without you buddy. But we do miss you. Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go! Scandal with Meg. Yeah, Beyonce and I have something in common,

something I've just learnt this morning. She has a haircare brand, um, what is it called? Secreed. Oh, it's not a good... Secreed, isn't when called secreed? It's not a good... Isn't when someone secreeds from something it's... Oh, secreases I think. Like secretion gives me like icky vibes.

Well how would you pronounce this? C-E-C-R-E-D. C-creed? Yeah. C-creed? Yeah it does look like secretion. Yeah so she's released like shampoos and...creed? Yeah. K-creed? Secrete? Yeah, it does look like secrete. Yeah, so she's released like shampoos and- Seed? Scrubs and bits and bobs and she said this in a video this morning with flashbacks from

her childhood videos. I have a very dry scalp. I have sores that I struggled with since I was a kid. I think people talk about healthy hair, but I think it starts with a healthy scalp. Wow, me and Beyonce both have dry scalp. So that's my little claim today. Of all the things. Of all the things, but it's true.

Both have dry scalps, so. Producer Neepia? Yeah, I just looked it up. It's pronounced sacred. So the say is from Beyonce in sacred. Like it loops back into it. It's not good. It's somebody of all the people somebody should have been brave enough to stick up to her and say it doesn't look that way. It doesn't read that way. Yeah. It's too clever. Sacred. It looks like secrete. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe. But, dry scalp.

Man, I don't know, maybe they're bored. Celebrity's bored? Like, she just toured around the UK and just smashed records and stuff, right? They're worth over a billion dollars as a couple, because I think Jay-Z is already worth a billion bucks with all the pies he's got his fingers in. Beyonce's no slouch what she's bringing to the relationship. I'm sure Why would you have time? How would you have time for a dry scalp shampoo? Yeah, you're so right actually either it's fully a passion project Which makes you want to buy it because you're like this is just passion always wanted to Or it's that people get so rich that they go

like you're right I'm bored like they just have to be bored. But she's been touring. Or does a shampoo company like come to your agent and just go we want Beyonce to just voice this trailer saying that it's her brand and we'll cut her in at 30% of the profits and she goes sure what do you want me to say she says at 30 seconds later job done but she's got tons of bloody money yeah but I guess the more money you have the more money you spend yachts aren't cheap. Isn't that scary? Don't you think that's scary that like even at that amount you still live to your means that you feel like you have to get more you know like the Kardashians as well always thinking of new things or collaborating with alcohol companies or gummies or clothing brands or makeup and it's like, when does it end?

I know you like to be busy and be passionate about things, but if you're still feeling like you need to make more money, you must live to your means. I suppose if you're like the, like an entrepreneur, Kiwi New Zealander and you're like, right, you have to start and do everything from the ground up to build a business. Whereas if you're Beyonce people are probably coming to you when the job's finished and all you got to do is endorse it and take your cuts probably easy money. I know but why do you need more money? Is there ever a point that people are like and I'm done? Do you know how much insurance is on a

Ferrari? Yeah sure I don't know. Neither but I't. I don't know. Neither, but I imagine it's a lot. It's a lot of money, yeah. Okay. What time is it? It's 21 to 7. Yeah, I know what's in the sheet next. We have a little piece of paper in front of us that tells us what we're meant to be talking about next. And all it has is giant horse cock. So if that's what it's about, I don't know what else I could interpret that as. Unless it's coke like like trying like

Joan horse cock is right. It's going to be the topic of discussion next. Okay I mean if you can't have you think I don't know Okay, I was doing a little scrolling just last night My son threw a book at my daughter's head and so her side of her eye all swelled up. What happened? Is that another story or? Yeah. Her siblings, can't wait. Yeah, and so she had like an ice pack and she was just sitting in the bed next to me, like 8 o'clock, past her bedtime.

And I was like, right, just snuggle up with dad and we're just going to do some mindless Instagram scrolling. Oh god. Right. I start scrolling. Yeah. And a post comes up and it's a it's a guy riding a half horse so it's like the head and the first part of the body of a horse and then the back end of the horse is actually a rooster with like a tail and stuff and all the pretty feathers. What is your algorithm? And he said in the caption or the text on the screen said, um just me with my giant horse cock after the genie misinterpreted my wish. And I was like that's good, like that's so good, he's just with his giant horse cock.

And my daughter goes- Why are you laughing? I don't get it. My daughter goes, what's a horse cock? And she's nine. So I crack up because I've never heard her say that before. And she's like, what? She's like, dad, no, what's a giant horse cock? And I was like, she's got the giggles. And she keeps saying, why is it funny? And my wife looked at me like, no, you're not explaining that.

And then she goes, if you don't tell me why it's funny, I'm going to ask people. Can't have that. She one-upped you. Can't have your nine-year-old going around asking people, what a giant horse cock. Especially when you're known for having one, and that's just weird.

That's the thing. I don't even know where we're at. My opportunity came over. Ash came in, like, what, yesterday, did you notice that she even knew about the rumour? Yeah. And that's just weird. Oh, God. That's the thing. I didn't even know we had an opportunity to cover Ashcom. And like, what you said, did you notice that she even knew about the rumour? Yeah, but that's- It spreads quick. The rumour.

Yeah, yeah. Right, so what do you say? So, I said to her that cock is another name for a penis. Right. And horses have large penises. Okay. And she was like, giant ones. And I was like- Yeah, they do though. Well, they are penises. Okay. And she was like, giant ones. And I was like.

Yeah, they do though. Well, they are quite big. Yeah. And then she's like, can I see? Oh. Nice bedtime story. So, you Googled it. Maybe we need to do Clint's Google history.

So I Googled giant horse cock. And then just went images and it just brings up horses, which is large. So I justled giant horse cock and then just went images and it just brings up horses. Which is large. So I just found one. I just was like right I'll find one and I clicked on it. Somehow this is the same week that Dan Webby said you're one of the best dads in the world. Like if he was here I would be hoping that he'd be taking those words back right now because how has that happened? I'm hoping because my daughter got in there with a book she's kind of slightly concussed.

She's going to forget all of this by the morning. Another great thing for a dad to say. My daughter has a concussion. It's so wonderful. I showed it to her and she goes, whoa, whoa. And then. Oh God, oh God. She turns and looks at my wife who's sitting next to us,

not happy about this whole thing, she goes, that's bigger than dad's. I just looked at my wife and winked at her. Dan where are you? And she's shocked at that she's like wow. Anyway and there was like two beds, it's past your bedtime. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Bring you back a game we haven't played in a couple of years because eventually our boss Casey decided it was time to put it down. But guess what? It was his last day yesterday.

So more or less is back, baby. We're trying to get a perfect score. You've got to get five from five. And normally if Dan and I manage it, you call us on our way under the edge. And we sort you out with a double pass to the movies. He's not here. So I'm going out with a double pass of the movies. He's not here so I'm going to have to do mostly heavy lifting on my own except maybe producer Kyle and producer Nieps might be able to help us out. Yeah, I've actually written a few so you get a choice this morning.

You don't normally get a choice but I've got which animal weighs more or who has had more Spotify monthly listens or what holds more water. I think the heaviest animal is tickling my fancy this morning, Megan. All right, okay, here we go, number one. What weighs more, an elephant seal or a grizzly bear? Oh, lads, lads. Initially I was going the seal, but bear, they're very large. That's one of our largest land mammals we've got there, Clint.

And we know we'll beat a gorilla in a fight. So. Oh, but then I'm just like, I've got to go. I think I've got to go with my instinct. And initially, I was an elephant seal. It's massive. Seem very heavy, don't they? Elephant seal locking in more.

Get in. Well, it's more. When animals have two animal names in the same name, they're not to be messed with, eh? Yeah, elephant and seal, it always gave us the answer. It's really scary. Males can reach 2,000 to 4,000 kgs. All right, a giraffe or a polar bear?

Oh, you know that guy who's like 6'5", and they're always way heavier than you think? It's a lot of weight and height. Yeah, I'm going giraffe. Those necks are heavy, man. Also, they've got less access to food as well, you've got to think. They've got to dive under the ice

and expend a lot more energy. Lock in giraffe. Giraffe over polar bear? Correct. That's way more you're doing very well, man. Two from two. Okay. Hippopotamus or white rhino?

What weighs more? That's murky territory here. Hippos, they a white rhino? What weighs more? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we go. Inquiry. Oh god. God damn it. It's a white rhino that way. You got two more. You still do well. Blue whale or amygdala don? Obviously estimated because we don't have blue whales. Blue whale. Well how did you do that?

I thought that one would have got you. Are they the biggest creature in the world? Yeah but amygdala don? They don't even exist anymore. Have you not seen the intro to Jurassic World? I think. I saw the Jason Statham movie. Yeah, I think they've exaggerated the size of it. I'm not thinking about amiglodon. The amiglodon is a shark, right? Yeah.

Oh, what's that big thing in the side of the Jurassic World one? Mosasaurus. Thank you. There we go. I got confused with that. Okay. Put your own question. I'm really good with dinosaurs. Okay, and a Kodiak beer or a lion? Kodiak beer or a lion? Kodiak beer.

Calvin chimed in and screwed us. Sorry. He was convincing though, they are quite blubbery the old hippos. So yeah, four out of five not bad for your very first run back more or less. Yeah, okay. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky Boob. The Edge 10k. Okay. Clint, Megan, Dan, Stinky Boop.

The Edge 10K. Free, free money. One by seven, here we go. Your chance to play for 10K. Meg will give you 10 questions. Melissa, she also gives you, must be used at the start of every answer you give. You can pass if we've got time.

We'll come back, no repeated answers. If you get through 10, 10 grand, yours. Morning, Annalise. Hi. Oh, hey, very cool. Very chill. Very chill, good. Very cool, that's nice, I like it.

I've got anxiety. Oh, okay, okay, okay. We're hiding the anxiety, good. Okay, Annalise, $10,000 could be all yours in 30 seconds. Do you know the rules? You've been listening. Yes, I've been yelling at my kids to be quiet. Okay, wonderful.

Are you good? I have to be quiet for 30 seconds. Anneliese your letter is M for Megan. M for Meg. Okay. Alright your time will start when Meg finishes asking your first question. Good luck Anneliese. Thank you. Name a month. March. Something you use to project your voice. Microphone. Things that you drink. Mocktail. A planet.

Mouth. A country in the Northern Hemisphere. Basque. A profession. Music teacher. A dessert. Mouth. Something that flies. A magpie. A rapper. M&M. A type of tree.

No. Oh, M&M, God, you've bought your brain. M&M, I think, would be E, unlucky. I mean, I got the 10th question, but we just lost it there at the end. Yeah. Macamorra, Macmillan, Meek Mill, there's a couple of them in there. I think it's a tree. I think it's a tree.

I think it's a tree. I think it's a tree. I think it's a tree. I think it's a tree. I think it's a tree. I think it's a tree. I think it's a tree. I think it be E, unlucky. I got to the 10th question, but we just lost it there at the end. But Macklemore, Mac Miller, Meek Mill, there's a couple of them in there. Got very good though. And we would have just had to go back to question six,

which you passed on, which was a country in the Northern Hemisphere. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, so good. Time for employer of the week. It's a short week, and one of us isn't here. Dan's not here today.

He's been suspended. He's just for the day. Yeah. So he's off to Melbourne. Yeah, so Employee of the Week, we don't normally nominate who deserves it. We throw each other under the bus and whoever seems to come out

with the least amount of mud on them wins. The Megan Dance Employee of the Week. You're the best around. These are the things that keep you down. You know, I saw you begging Scab. Yes, please, please. Amicaboo. No?

Amicaboo. Amimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim Not always, perfect. Not the majority of the time. And we like to point it out because at the end of the week you get Employee of the Week and we like to show everyone why we shouldn't be, or the other positions shouldn't be. Well, Liam, thank you so much for your nomination against our Meg. In fact, I have since pulled the audio from your suggestion. Meg should not be getting, in fact, a lot of people shouldn't be getting Employee of the Week for swearing on the radio. This was Meg yesterday.

Yes, not just f***ing... Meg! You're not on MatLeave yet! It was a very clear F-bomb for me. Um, Producer Carl, just in case you were thinking you might get Employee of the Week in the producer booth. No, no, you also dropped a naughty word yesterday. What was in the water? Can you guys talk about f Carpenter or something?

Oh, sorry, I swore. Can you not swear? It's just all the sports out. And we even had a listener, didn't we? Yes, Ellie. You don't get Employee of the Week either, Ellie, after playing Easy Money yesterday. And you were very frustrated with your score.

A Taylor Swift song. Summer. Oh, I stuffed that up. Carry on. I already stuffed that up didn't I? I love that she's like carry on, come on, carry on, forget the F-bomb for Jessica. Probably out of the three of us I'm probably closer because I did mine at like six o'clock, Nick did his at seven o'clock, kids in cars, you know, like people are disgusted about it and like switching off. So yeah. So thank you Liam. Look, I'll sit on that and accept it. I don't think that's the same. You'll sit on it and accept it.

You've just got to write that down for employee of the week next week. I don't think that's the same. But Clint, you also cannot win this week because I've got to stick up for your wife here, Jamie, wonderful woman. She brought you in lunch this week when you forgot it because you had a bad night's sleep, didn't she? She did. She went and got you a phone case for your phone after you broke yours.

Yep. And then you go and be a selfish lover to her. My wife barely comes, but when she does... Oh, shut up! Shut up, man. You're going to play the rest of that clip. No, well, that's what that clip. You're doing me very dirty in that. No, full clip please. My wife barely comes but when she does, to my football. I was going to say. To my football games. I think that's on her list actually. Let me just, on a second. I think that's actually, it's not looking good at her. As long as she's cleaning the house though. Did you say barely? Barely.

Barely, barely, barely, barely. And the other thing that I wanted to point out is, is when we did do our steamy stories, men writing women, erotic fiction, you wrote a story with Dan to get women hot and sweaty under the covers and you were so proud of it that you suggested women should be wearing something to survive it.

Oh, we can't replay that. Disgusting. You'll be glad you wore your thick panty liner this morning, Meg. Oh, too fast. Too fast, Clint. Oh, no! Make it stop! Sorry, don't we rule five?

Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, I don't win. Versus wearing a thick panty liner. Yeah. No, congratulations, Meg. Thank you very a thick panty liner. Yeah, no congratulations Meg. Thank you very much. Well actually. Oh Dan.

Does Dan win? Actually I think Dan wins. And that's his first win I think ever. And he's not here to receive it so fun run rules. We'll give it to Meg. Thank you very much. Yeah Dan's in Melbourne for his mum's birthday. So he's celebrating Matariki in Australia.

Nice of him, celebrate the Māori New Year in Aussie. We've got some spicy wheel of throwbacks coming up but we need your help with that. Yeah, it's Throwback Thursday today so we're rocking throwbacks from sort of 9 a.m. all through the day. And we thought we'd kick it off nice and early. The spicy wheel of throwbacks.

Once we were like, ooh, I don't know, would you guys play that? Yeah, you're allowed to play that? You suggest it, we'll put it on the wheel and whatever it lands on we're going to. Yeah, the spicy is the better. I lost quite yesterday so. True. We're good, we're good to go. Alright, what's a spicy throwback you haven't even aged as being like, I don't even know if the Edge would play that. We'll chuck it on the wheel. We'll spin it next. Clint, Meg and Dan. Dan Wade today, he's in Melbourne celebrating Matariki in Australia. So, that's nice. Alright, let's get into our spicy wheel of throwbacks.

If you've got a suggestion you can text us 3343 or you give us a call, oh 800 The Edge. And we'll chuck it on the wheel. There are 14 wedges, although Meg and I have already taken up a space each with our own suggestions. Mika's gone with... Yeah, I love Stacey O'Rico. And I've gone with Brice Mastin. Oh, and Hamish Pimsey is in studio with us because we are messing with his playlist.

Right. Okay. Well, we're actually supporting the playlist because we're doing this because it's Throwback Thursday, you see. Yeah. So that's why. Mm-hmm. Yeah, sorry, what are you doing?

What are you wanting to play? Well, okay, some of the suggestions that have come in are things like All My Life, Casey and Jojo. We got that one there. Oh, we got a little, when was the last time you played All My Life? Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice. Oh yeah, got a little of that.

That's been suggested. What about um... I can play this in a while. Mysterious Girl, Peta Andre. Oh yeah. That's taking it too far, surely. That's a throwback. I don't even know, most people probably can't throw that far.

They need a home raid. Plenty of tried. Yeah. Have you got this one in the system, Clint? What Would You Do by City Life? Yeah. What would you do if the sun was that hot? Who's running all alone on the street?

I wouldn't be mad about that. What would you do if the sun was that hot? What would you do if the sun was that hot? In the only way to feel yourself Sweet with a mad woman Where does the song from? I don't know if I've heard that before. I mean, you might have not been warned, actually. All the things she said, Taddo. Okay, let me see? I don't know.

You might have not been warned actually. All the things she said, Taddu. Okay, let me see if I got that one there. Oh actually, that's Stephen. Stephen wants this one. Tell middle management fitzy Stephen how much you like that song. Absolute fangirl team, chuck it on. It will get me going on a Thursday, but it's definitely a Friday. Yes, right! There's two girls at cast. Yeah buddy! Hearing Stephen's voice and linking him up with his song I had to double check that I had the right one. There's been a few for Dane Rumble Cruel actually, like quite a few.

That would be one you would not be mad about I feel. Dane Rumble? Dane Rumble Cruel goes hard, that's a bona fide throwback. Yeah, that would be one you'd be hoping comes up on the wheel. Ooh, Enrique Iglesias. We've got a little Curie Underwood, before he cheats. He's not looking happy with these. Okay, well they're on the wheel and we're going to spin it. Ooh, the script! Yeah, okay, we'll be in this as a show. Okay, well they're on the wheel and we're gonna spin it. Oh, the script! What am I supposed to do when it best kind of means...

Yeah, okay, we'll be in the scissor show. That sounds like the right thing to do. It's a mixed bag! Yeah, yeah. It's a very mixed bag, but one of them is gonna be played next, isn't it, Auckland? Yeah, okay. I can't look at it. Hey, you know what?

We should let Hamish spin the wheel, cos then it's the spot. Exactly. He doesn't know what's on the mug, but the list in front of me between 1 and 14. Great. And if there's a spear wedge, maybe we chuck a little Mbop on there. Mbop? Yeah, a little Hanson, a little spicy throwback. Okay.

Or we could go something B-side, like come to you from Hanson. Okay, I think that's what we've run out of space. There were three swear words on the radio yesterday, guys. I think there's going to be another one this morning if we play Hanson and Bopp, seriously. Little ice cube, yeah let's get some hip hop in there too. Clint, Meg and Dan. Alright Neil, it's time for sayings that don't exist, but that probably should because our Meg isn't great at learning the old ones, we thought we'd create some new ones. It's because the old ones don't make any sense to modern day life, most of the time.

We say them because they've been said all the time, but they don't actually, nobody really knows what they're talking about. I know that I've thrown out the baby with the bathwater. I've learned that because the baby was like the seventh in the family that got to have a bath after dad, then mum, then the kids. And so the bathwater by the end of it was so dirty for this like innocent little baby

that people would throw the baby out. Cause the water was so dirty they couldn't see the baby anymore. But that doesn't make any sense to real day life now, you know. And Meg, even you, Coinda, you weren't even just this morning when you were talking about like, I think you were going to say, I'll take the hit for that. Like, you know, I'll wear that.

And you said, I'll sit on that one. I don't think that's the same. I don't think it's the same. I don't know what else meant to say. But that's the point. We're creating think it's the same. I don't know what I was meant to say there. But that's the point. We're creating new sayings. One of our favourites. You peed your pants in the bathroom.

So it's like you almost made it. And then, you know, you crapped your pants in the bathroom. So close, so far. We've previously said as well, you've brought beers to an AA meeting. Yeah, misread the situation completely. Even a trash fire looks warm from a distance. you know like if you're they could look good but it's actually not very good for you. You're filing a return before the package has arrived you're freaking out and you know worrying about something that hasn't

even happened yet and you've butted both sides of the toast. What was that? I think that was an EPO, producing an EPO. What does that mean? It's like, wasn't it when you're doing too much work? Yeah, when you're like, when you're overstepping the mark, like you're just actually making life harder for yourself. It's like calm down, mate. Like you're doing too much for what is actually required. Exactly. And Dan's only good one.

Confidence isn't about being loud, it's about knowing when to be quiet. I think he stole that from ChatTVT. I feel like we know that one already. I feel like something. So I've only got one this morning, it's not my best. So I'm just gonna preface that. But you've just put a filter on a crap photo,

which I guess is kind of like a remake to like rose tinted glasses of like, it's all shitty, it's a bad situation, but you've put this filter on to convince yourself it's a good idea. Kind of like you can't polish a turd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, similar. So you put a filter on a crap photo. Producer Carl?

Oh, I got one. You know, water dead plants with oat milk, which means just because it's trendy, it doesn't mean it's actually helping. Yes. Water, I'm gonna write that. Yeah, because we all do it because everyone else is doing it.

That doesn't mean it's good for you. Monkey see, monkey do sort of vibes. Yeah, we're all sheeple. Yeah, okay. Clint, you got any other spotting? You took a soup on a rollercoaster. You know when someone's just absolutely balls that are like maybe they're having a first date or something and they tell you how when you go oh my god you took a soup on a rollercoaster. Yeah oh I like that one that might be a fave clip. Well done. It's brilliant.

Producer Nipi, you like doing these ones? Yeah, I've got smoking ciggies at a petrol station. Like you just know that you're not allowed to do it, but you've gone and avoided the rules anyway. Yeah, you put yourself in a naughty situation, smoking ciggies at a petrol station. He's got more, he's always got more. I've got a couple in the barrel.

This one isn't as good, but they've installed curtains in a glass house. It's like they've gone and put the effort in, put in this massive effort, but it's like a losing battle anyway, because it's a glass house and you've got to cover so many windows. And also like just depending on the purpose, I think if you mix that one up a little bit, you get a glass house so you can see out. So you're almost like... Yeah, double meaning.

It's deep, it's layered. It's layered. I've also got an early breakfast show one as well. Yeah, double meaning? It's deep, it's layered. It's layered. I've also got an early breakfast show one as well. No one talks about how tired the early bird is. Like in theory the early bird always gets the worm, but no one's talking about how knackered the bird is for the rest of the day. True.

No one talks about how tired the early bird is. Exactly. They just see them getting the worm and they're like, look at that. Yeah, look at this shity thing. This guy got his feed first, but actually the uber is just tired all day. All right, well, hopefully you have a great long weekend

and let's not be taking any soups on roller coasters. Yes, I love that one. That's my favourite. Clint, Meg and Dan. Clint, Meg and Dan scandal. We just had the trailer release. I'm really excited because I love this performer and I think the actor is very good and I didn't know he was actually playing this role, Jeremy Alan White.

He's from Chef? Is it Chef Cook? Chef? The Bear! And he is a chef. Jeremy Alan White, Clint do you know the name of that face? Or do you need me to show you the face? He did the Calvin Klein ads like recently and everyone was frothing over him and a lot of people weirdly had opinions about whether he's

hot or not but just attractive man he is going to be Bruce Springsteen hey pretty cool hi it's called Springsteen deliver me from nowhere we're gonna get a bounce back set up so you can go and watch it the whole trailer two minutes 36 which has just come out about an hour ago but have a listen to him singing as Bruce and these are the songs that he wants to work on right now. What do you think? I want the original beside it so that I can... Oh you want to get the original. Bruce to 3343 if you want to see the full thing. He is singing in it. The only thing I wonder with these actors that are able to sing a lot like Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen,

does it make them not look as talented like the singers? It's like, what if anyone could just like sing like you? I guess you had the voice first though, everyone else is just mimicking, so they're just parrots of your talent. Yeah, that's true, that's true. And also they wrote, they like gave the vibe, they're obviously incredible. Let's play it one more time. So yeah, play a little bit of Bruce here. ["Harder Than That"] And probably more famously.

I'm on fire one is my favorite. Oh yeah. So sexy. I'll bring that one up, but here is Jeremy. And these are the songs that he wants to work on right now. Wanna hear him get up to the chorus, hey? Well, I guess that's what you're gonna get in the movie. I'm gonna add that to my like songs over the long weekend road trip. There's a good lyric listen if you haven't listened before. It's actually quite...

Oh what's it about? Well, I mean... He's on fire for someone. Yeah, and she's with another man. And he's like... But he's not with anyone? No, I don't believe he's anyone. So he's not cheating?

No, but he does say a lot of things like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, it looks like daddy, Yeah, and she's with another man. And he's like... But he's not with anyone? No, I don't believe he's with anyone. He's not cheating. No, but he does say a lot of things like, Hey little girl, is your daddy home? But he's more singing, I like to tell myself,

he's singing about like, is your partner home? Is your husband home? Can he do the things I can do? So you could go in a creepy way, or you could just do it and be like, oh he just weirdly calls her a little girl. Well is it cheating is coming up after 8 o'clock, unfortunately we don't have time to get Bruce as we go and up to Skullet Johansson. Is it cheating if you pick somebody of the opposite sex if you're heterosexual on the lips.

Yeah her red carpet kiss is getting a lot of chat on the internet at the moment about whether it's cheating or not so we'll chat about that after 8. Clint, Meg and Dan. Right now it's time for the Gen Z Quiz. Web girl Bella is 24 and is yet to get a perfect score in this game. Yeah too. Today might be the day. It could be the day, baby Dan is your bad luck charm.

Yeah, it's true. Okay, if you're a millennial Gen... Exa? Boomer? You probably should smash this game week to week but if you're a Gen Z you're about to learn a thing or two I'd imagine. Okay, your first should smash this game week to week, but if you're a Gen Z, you're about to learn a thing or two, I'd imagine. Okay, your first question, Bella, this morning,

when somebody sneezes, you say, pleasure. What about when somebody coughs? What's this from an advert? Is it what you guys used to say back in the day? Well, yeah, it's a marketing advert, said this is what you're meant to say when you cough. You cough a brand. Oh, is it like something to do with strep stalls or something?

I'm not going to give you that, but what's your official answer? Have a strep stall. No. Robitussin. Robitussin. Robitussin. And that's it, just Robitussin. That's what you meant to say.

Yeah, and that was the real thing. That was kind of close. It was a really good marketing campaign. It was. Fantastic. Robitussin. Robitussin. I do know it.

Oh, you do? No, I do know that he said it. Yeah. Okay, villain, so, Rr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r- Can we have a little play of it, Clint? Who's this? Oh, it's a queen! Yay! Only because I heard the voice. Under pressure. With David Bowie. We'll give it to you. Okay, what is the name of the original Blue Wiggle?

What's his name? Oh, um, so there's Simon, who is like, reed or purple. Yeah, and he's not original, but let's keep going. He's not original, but like, you know. So we're looking for the blue one. Maybe like a Robert or a Rob. I can't even think of any of the others really, but Rob sounds like it's right.

That's not. It's Anthony. He's still in there, actually. He's the only original left. Only OG. Isn't there like a really young girl now as a wiggle? Yeah, Emma. It's a high.

Yeah, it's a high. No, Emma's out. Oh, she's gone! Oh my God, Emma's been out for years there's been tons of drama she's Emma member now they need like a reality show keeping up with the wiggles what social network let you rank your top eight friends oh god was it MySpace? I think it was that was a stab in the dark Was it my choice? I think it was. Usually people wrote this one for me because I know Bebo also made you rank your friends. I thought it was top 10 but maybe it was top 8. That's a weird, I guess, number to have a top 8.

Anyway, congrats. Final question for, I think you'll get this one. Doesn't Justin Timberlake buy MySpace or Bebo? No, he acted in the movie The Social Network. Yeah, but I think he bought it for like a million dollars. Oh really? And then it was worth nothing. Yeah, it doesn't even exist.

I'm pretty sure it was a very bad financial decision from him. Who are the famous children characters B1 and B2? Oh, I think I'm going to say Narnia. Um, B1 and B2. It sounds like something like animation. Oh, is it um, different songs? This is probably the most shocking one to me of all the games we've played. Really?

B1 and B2. B1. Oh, Bananas and Pajamas! Oh, true, like... Have you heard about it though? Yeah, and they hit the blue and white like right there. Oh yeah, okay, you know, you know. Sorry, we're gonna have to take your first answer of the Flintstones.

What are those kids called? Pebbles and Bam Bam. Oh damn, hey. Yeah, not quite the same. I think that's what it is. Not a good showing from you. Well, better than none. Back again next week.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Win $10,000 right now with the edge 10K EZ money. Kia ora, good morning, it is far past Ash London who's filling in for me. It's maternity league joins us in studio She might be a good luck charm for easy money this morning Am I like to talk yet? Like talking about how that was coming in as I sit here doing my makeup in the studio Still talking about whether Bruce Springsteen was

Problematic in that song. And we've made the executive decision, it's totally that. He wrote I'm on Fire, the lyric we're talking about, when he was 35. Yes, yes, but she was singing about a 30 year old female. And he was remembering a time in his early 20s, when he had a big old crush on his neighbour. Hopefully.

He was 19 and a half at the time. Hopefully. I read that in a blog somewhere. Is that actually true? Well, I'm a very good liar, so how do you know? How do you know? We've got Ashton actually for the next hour, so we get to get to know you a little bit better. We are gonna play Am I Lie?

Would I Lie to You? Actually next with Ash. But right now, your chance to win 10k, 30 seconds. Meg will give you a letter. She'll hit you with 10 questions. Every answer must start with that letter. No repeats. You can pass and if we've got time we'll come back. Hi Hayley! Hi, morning! Morning! We're ready to win 10k? Yeah. Oh you're nervous eh? Doesn't sound very ready to win 10k. I'm really nervous. Yeah okay well your letter is Y. Okay easy.

Oh god okay. No it is, those ones are easier because they're so Y. Okay, easy. Oh, God. No, those ones are easier, because they're so specific. Okay, ready? Hailey, calm yourself, babe. You've got 30 seconds. If you can get all 10, you've got 10,000 bucks. Here we go.

Okay. Name the inside of an egg. Yolk. A food. Yogurt. A girl's name. Path. A food. Yogurt. A girl's name. Pass. A song title.

Pass. A game. Yo-yo. A TV show. Yellowstone. Something related to age. Yes. Something related to music. You got through seven but you passed two so you got five.

Bugger. I don't like you Hayley. I'm sorry Hayley. She passed on three and four. What would you have given Meg? Three and four, which was a girl's name. Yes, Yasmina. We've got our very own Yasmina. And song title YMCA, You Are My Sunshine, Yellow.

Yeah. A few of them. Nick Shasta plays it three though. Yeah, I'm sure when Stephen Harrison. Meg always makes it seem easy because she's got the answers. It's always, I think the worst part is after they don't win, I don't want to say when they lose,

when they don't win, just that awkward, they don't really want to talk to anymore because they're one and you have to be like good job and then they're not talking and you feel bad like it's your fault they lost. There needs to be like a radio trap door, as soon as they lose they're just gone. See ya later. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. We're with Dan away today and Ash London who's going to be a regular part of the show in a couple of weeks when Meg goes on.

Matt Leve joins us this morning. Hello. He's gone to Melbourne where I'm from. And then I've come to Auckland with like swapped locations. He's celebrating the Māori New Year. As you do. Go to Melbourne for it. Yeah.

Yeah. I sent him a list of restaurants, but I realised that a couple of them, like I definitely can't afford to go there. Oh, then he definitely could. Although rich wife, he's got a rich wife. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, OK. She was a doctor and then she left it to do something else.

What? That earned more. What? Yes, very smart. I need to get in on that. Yeah, very smart. Yeah, he buried well. We want to play a little game with you called Would I Lie to You?

Which you might have seen actually on TV before, they've done this little game, where we've got a whole bunch of situations in a glass jar. Some of them apparently are true, Producer Carl's told you before, and some of them are definitely false, you've never had them happen. You have to pull one out and we have to ask questions and guess whether you're lying or not. Okay. So I guess you have to pretend that everything that you say in the jar is true. I don't think I'm a very good liar too, so we'll see. We'll see, shall we go through this one? Okay.

Are you an actress? Do you act? I don't think so. Oh, no, no, no. I accidentally flashed the band Simple Plan. Oh, see, that could be very true. She would have met them. With her career. Did I flash them? Yeah, it's a question. Did you accidentally flash them?

Or did you purposely flash them? Was it an accident? It was an accident. Did you flash the whole band? I don't know how many members are in the band but I know the main guy, Pierre something like a French-Canadian name was there and the other guy there was at least two of them that I flashed. Fronts or backs? Front, boobies. Boobies? Yeah, yeah.

Well, I had a bra on. Yeah, oh, so you flashed the bra, okay. The bra, but it's a see-through bra. And what did he say when he saw them? I don't remember. Maybe something like, oh, monjour. They were cool about it, though. Oh, bonjour!

No, monjour means my god. Oh! They were cool about it, though. Okay. They didn't, you know, they were very gentlemanly about it. I was mortified. Do they, are they French? They're French Canadian.

I didn't know that. She sounds like she's very confident with that. I believe it, Clint. I do, I believe that. Okay, so we lock it in truth. We'll lock it in and then we can see what we said. I think you're too trusting of Ash. That is the truth, my darling.

Yay! What happened? So I had one of those microphones that like clips onto your shirt and my audio producer had clipped it onto like the button and I was getting really animated telling a story and I was like, what? And I like threw my arms and it like ripped the button

and then the microphone came, cause the microphone had kind of like only half done the button up and it just ripped the button and then the microphone came, because the microphone had kind of like only half done the button up and it just ripped the button open and I only had like two buttons done up and boobies out. And then there's your boobs out. Yeah. How'd the interview go after that? Very well. I got 10 out of 10, five stars.

It's actually what they wrote the song perfect about. Yeah, after that they dropped the song and they said, Oh, nothing lasts forever. song perfect about is mine. Yeah, after that they drop the song and they say, oh, nothing lasts forever. Do you want to do it again? Yeah, let's do it again. Well done, Meg, because I really thought she was lying. I burst into tears when I interviewed Ricky Martin.

Oh, God. See, another thing that is possible. Another interview one. But we don't know if she loves him or not. At what point... Okay, this could... Okay, give us two Ricky Martin songs. She Bangs, Liv and Lovita Loca.

Okay. I should've gone with three. Okay, so could it be... Everyone knows two Ricky Martin songs. I could name a lot of Ricky Martin songs. You know how some people, like I love Phil Collins, people wouldn't guess that about me, and I'd pull my eyes out of the idea

of even going to his concert. so she could be a Ricky Martin. Okay at what point, like how many seconds into seeing him before you cried? It was a phone interview. Oh you can't cry down the phone. That's sad. Unless, no surely not, surely she can't have done a phone interview and cried. Okay it's a lie. Should we look in the light Clint? It's a weird thing to make up, but okay.

I love Ricky Martin with such a deep love that as soon as I heard his voice down the line I started crying. Oh my god. So Ricky Martin is your person? He's beyond my person. And I've been telling myself, be cool, be cool, be cool. Be a cool hand, don't cry when you... And then as soon as I heard his voice I just burst into tears and I was like,

I just loved you so much and I know that I was gonna marry you when I grow up. And then he goes, Ash, it's okay, never be ashamed of who you love. I was like, I love him so much, he was everything. Is he half Jamaican? That was my Puerto Rican accent, Clint. All right, all right, this is very...

Was that not good, Meg? Hey Ash, be true to who you love. Be true, Clint! Alright, alright. Was that not good, Meg? Okay. Be true to who you love, Meg. Be true to who you love, man! When they say you shouldn't meet your heroes, was he... He didn't let you down? He did not let me down, no, but I can never meet him in person because I think I would combust.

It would be way too much. You've never cried over the phone, have you, Meg? And you can be quite emotional with people that you love. I cried when I met the Mythbusters guys. Oh, okay. I would have had. What? Which one?

The starless one. The starless one, yeah. The walrus one. I cried when I met him. He would be like, I'm being pranked. I'm gonna be there in the cameras. Clint, Megan, Dan. Let's go!

Ash, filling in for Dan who's away enjoying a long, long weekend. You'll get to know Ash a lot more over the next couple of weeks when Meg goes on her maternity leave. Yeah, we want to know is it cheating. And this is because everybody's talking about the photo on the internet last night that came out. Scarlett Johansson, the actress, did a little peek slash kissy on the lips, holding her hands on the side of Jonathan Bailey's face. Now Jonathan Bailey is gay. He's a gay man. So I think that does change things clearly but we started we discussed and

started to get into the idea of like is a lip kiss at all if they if he wasn't gay is that cheating you know and Clint very much so thinks lip kissing is not because you would have done it a lot. Well my dad's been cheating on my mum with me for a long time then. Where was that going? My dad's a lip kisser, he kisses me, my brother, he kisses everyone on the lips. So the lip kiss for me has been very desensitised. It's a familial lip kiss though, which is a bit different.

If you're related. Okay. Have you heard of Suzy Cato, the young person's performer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She lip kissed Clint. Wow, she saw an opportunity and she took it and I respect that as a woman. You know Janette, who's one of the breakfast radio hosts in the building from the breeze? Yeah, she's a Ted. Lip kisser too.

Maybe it's just you, babe. Maybe you bring it out in people. All these people walking around, they're not lip kissing anyone but you. Maybe you're right though, when you start putting the rules as to when a lip kiss is cheating or not. Familiarity, maybe that puts it in the not cheating camp. So does that mean if you're going to lip kiss somebody, you're going to have to do it multiple times now so that it becomes just a thing that they do?

Maybe, or... Because it's the first time you go in for it is a very big call. Oh yeah. I also think speed is important because in the read cup at Kiss she does it and almost exits the kiss as quickly as it happens. By the way, if you haven't seen it, Kiss to 3-3-4-3. I'll send it back to you so you can see what we're talking about. And, you know, I mean, in the end, Jonathan Bailey, again, openly gay, I do think it makes

a difference. Totally. She is in a marriage. She's a married woman. But it did get us chatting because I know Web Girl Bella, she was like lip lip kissing full stop cheating hey did you you said that yes did you stand by that oh her microphone sucks that's very painful to listen to um no I actually don't I just like was thinking of the situation on the red carpet I was like that is if they weren't gay oh you think so if he wasn't gay you you would say that was cheating.

Yes. Do you know why I think it's also not? Because it's so public. And it is Scarlett Johansson, the sexiest woman on earth. I think the only way to really test how you feel about this is to imagine your partner kissing someone on the lips of the opposite sex. With the hands on either side of the face. Hand placement is also an important thing to mention here

because both hands are on his cheek. So like a 10 out of 10 Scarlett, your hands, an escwoman, or a Brad Pitt man comes up to your partner at a party, hands on the cheek, kissing on the lips, how do you... And it's a colleague because they work together. And it's a colleague they work together. What's your initial visceral response? Keep jumping between camps of cheating and not cheating.

Producer Carl? Two of my best mates are chicks and they, like, we, it's a kiss on the lips, it's like a peck, you know, like, and it's totally fine. They're mates with my wife as well and she doesn't care. That's hot Rachel. You're hot. She cares. Yeah, hot Rachel. She's a lip kisser. Is she? Yeah, not with you, hot rage. She's a lip kisser. Is she? Yeah, not with you. That's what a guy who is a really hot wife who is batting way above his average says to act cool about the fact that, you know, yeah, no, it's cool.

I'm not stressed at all. We would love to have your opinion. Texas 3343, call us 0800 EG. Lip kisses with a colleague who is 10 out of 10 hot. Like, you have to anybody, 10 out of 10 hot, lip kiss, but very quick, cheating or not. Yeah, like, when does it go from not cheating to cheating? I'd love to know what that, like, threshold is for most people. Yeah, does it depend on their age and hotness? Like, if it's, you know, a 70s-year-old auntie? Also, you can put your hands on, like, an Ugly Dude's cheeks and make out with him.

Oh, there we go. She said, that's what I did. I thought I ate it. Oh, I mean that. Not cheating if they're ugly! Kiss someone in a dream, that's cheating. By the mud, drinking a bowl, that's cheating. But when they send a random hate and you block them right away, then good for you. That's actually probably okay, that's not cheating. Yeah, we're talking about Scarlett Johansson, the actress who lip-kissed Jonathan Bailey, openly gay, on the re-carpet yesterday for Jurassic World whatever it is. Very hot photo if you haven't seen it. Kissed at 3-3-4-3. She held her hands on

both sides of his cheeks. They gave a kiss. She is married. Jonathan's with somebody? I think he's with an equally as hot guy. Yeah. And we want to know is it cheating? And we're talking about in this situation and also any situation of lip kissing. Clint is a lip kisser to many of people Yeah, maybe it's been passed down to me from my old man But sometimes I'll give the cheek to depending on who's in the vicinity and around I'm like dad boys here come on That's a paparazzi

You gotta be careful because sometimes you give them the cheek and you give them too much cheek you'll get your earlobe and that feels worse Oh, orkies, or Oh god that's very sexual. It's very sexualized. And then he gets a little nibble and is confusing everyone. Um yeah kiss the 3, 3, 4, 3. Let's see some cheeks coming in. I can't call but it's completely wrong. It's Cheening Full Stop.

No to lip kisses. I think since they're actors it makes a difference. They kiss each other for a job but if I was to kiss another vet on the lip that would be weird. It's a great point. It's a really good point. So true. It's a really good point. The actors are strange humans at the best of times.

I think time spent lingering in the lip kiss matters the most. It was a pack and because that very quick camera lens got it it looked so prolonged in the picture. Everyone screenshot the moment when their lips are together but it was such a quick moment in time. She had to know, she had to know this would happen. Yeah, for sure. Of course, if on a red carpet, you kiss your co-star on the lips and there are 400 photographers around,

so I think it's all kind of part of the marketing. You think? Yeah, definitely. Hands on the cheek for me, weren't that bad. I reckon if you put a hand behind the neck, cheating. Yes, definitely. We've got a couple of calls, but this is an interesting text. At a work due, I was beer's deep and dressed like an exotic female cat woman, gave all

the guys a kiss on the lips and even one decided to give me a good old bash. It was all fun and games and my missus was even laughing. Not cheating. So, if you're a man and you dress up as cat woman and then kiss laughing, not cheating. So if you dress up as, if you're a man and you dress up as cat woman and then kiss boys, not cheating. I thought that, was it a woman or a man? I don't know.

We need the gender, not that it makes a difference. You're gonna be a lot of men in cat suits this weekend. Next year it was quite big. Kristin, good morning. Morning. Kissing on the lips, a quick peek to say hello, cheating or not cheating? Yeah, cheating, but also,

how the heck do you get put in a situation where your work colleague's kind of like, you know, I wanna kiss you? Why hasn't I just a quick hug good enough? I mean, in Scarlett's defence, he grabbed her face, so she didn't really have anywhere to go. I thought she grabbed his face. Oh really? She was the predator here. She instigated. Oh.

Maybe if your work colleague had been away on a holiday and you hadn't seen them in two weeks. How long are you going away for Meg? I'm going away for four months, what do I get? It's going to be a fun first day back. Matilda what do you think? A lip kiss with somebody else that isn Be your patient. It's gonna be a fun first day back date. Matilda, what do you think? Lip kiss with somebody else that isn't your partner. It is, obviously being, well not obviously, you don't know, but a straight woman.

Yes, you're a straight woman. No, you obviously sound straight, Matilda. Obviously you're a straight woman. Yeah. I kiss my friends, my female friends on the lip all the time on a night out but I would never do that with my male friends. I'd respect my boyfriend and I would hope that he's the same with his female friends who'd never kissed them.

I think there's definitely a line crossed. When you say you kiss your friends on a night out, can I have some details? Like what are we talking here like a little peck or are you like a couple tequila's deep and you're like, let's kiss. Yeah. No, just a peck saying I love you, never saying. So Clint wanted me to ask that, that's all. I just had to ask you.

We've had that question before in the past Ash of two straight girlfriends getting too drunk and have a hookup, like have a little cheeky bash. And whether that was cheating or not, because one of the girls got in a relationship and the boyfriend didn't like it. What? Yeah. In what way? I mean call me I would think that most boyfriends would be like yo yo! Yeah that's sad. Oh that's a real shame. Just speak on behalf of all of us like that Ash.

But yeah it's fine. Clint, Megan, Dan, Stinky Boots. This, what we're about to do, I think, is very immature. And from what I've heard, it sounds like producer Carl has come up with a name of a radio bit and then tried to work out what the game actually is off the back of the name. Yeah, kind of, yeah, yeah. I played this intro to my wife last night,

and she goes, in your 15-year radio career, that's the most immature thing you've ever made. Wow. And you made the taste of 5000. Okay yeah that was up there too. Yeah that one was up there, somebody had to eat a fart. You know what Ash, Ash London's here and she's... Can't wait to feel it in the next three months guys.

Joining in. Ah, Clint loves analogies. If you have a conversation with him and you're talking about a situation in your life, he'll find a way to turn your story into it's like this. Like a different scenario to help explain the situation. Which is very impressive. Your brain works that way because I definitely could not do this on the spot.

Like I would blank. So I think your brain is very interesting. We don't know. I could be someone that just plays better in training and then on game day just never performs. Oh, well about to find out. Um, Carl did make an intro. Yeah, which I think is an analogy for this game but anyway here we go. If it's one thing that our Clint loves, A-N-A-L, O-G-I-E-S analogies.

I get it now, that is very immature. Yeah, very immature, yeah. It's the first time we've played that actually. Yeah, wow, okay. Clint loves analogies. Actually, here are some examples of ones he's done over the years, or actually just I think over this week, yesterday. Clint and Dan wrote erotic fiction together,

and Clint suggested that you carry Dan. Yeah, I did most of the work in the writing. And he was lifting, yeah. Dan was like a guy who just wanted to climb Everest, and I'm like a Nepali Sherpa. I carried his ass that whole story. The old Nepali Sherpa. Take it none of the credit and just pull the work. One time I had to describe to you what a mucus plug was which is what you lose before you give birth. What you imagine with a mucus plug.

Because I'm imagining like if I went down and explored the Titanic and then I'd see I go into a bathroom and there'd be an old tub that's got a plug inside, but it's got all the mold that's gone and grown around it. Imagine. It's all like an actual plug. There's nothing moldy going on in there. No, no. Slimy though. Yeah, slimy is a good one. And your last one.

Do you still have the plug? At the moment I do have the plug, thank you very much. It's breaking off. It's breaking off. I'm desperate to take a photo and WhatsApp it to me. I feel like we're there. You asked, you know I would love to say that. And you've used this analogy as well when I was using chat GBT as a bit of a therapist and you gave this one. Oh yeah because people were saying it's like a bad thing to do. It is. Okay. It's kind of like when you go to a magic show and if you watch it and you're this one. Oh yeah, because people were saying it's like a bad thing to do. It is. Okay, kind of like when you go to a magic show and if you watch it and you're like,

oh my God, that's amazing, I had the best time. Or you can go, well, it's not really magic, there's a trick, there's a way that they're doing it. And then you just leave really like annoyed or disappointed. Isn't it kind of like with AI, if you don't think about it too much, it's providing you with some sort of solace

and it's giving you empathy, which you're benefiting from. But if you go, it's a robot, it's providing you with some sort of solace and it's giving you empathy, which you're benefiting from, but if you go, it's a robot, it's not a real person, you ruin what you're getting from it. He was so deep in his own analogy. What is so funny is that I was in that conversation, I don't remember a single word you said there. I don't remember ever hearing that originally. Do you just shoot out when the analogy stops? I think it was just me and you meaning they don't overthink it. Oh, funny. Ironically, yeah.

So we've got some analogies made up once. Oh, sorry, we've got some situations made up situations for you to come up with analogies for. Oh no. You look stressed. It might just be a thing that happens when I'm not on the spot. Your workmate is going through the ring with a sick kid, me, and not getting any sleep at night, but you've been through those years before

and out the other side of it. And you're not loving it at the moment, but I am. Well, I know it's tough, yeah, I mean, it's, well, yeah, and you're like, now you've got a nine-year-old and an eight-year-old. Oh, it's kind of- Here it is, here it is. It's kind of like, what you're going through is kind of like the TV show Yellowstone.

The first season was a little rough and hard to get through, but I swear if you push through it'll become your favourite TV show of all time. He's done it and he's gone! People love Yellowstone, it's the best! Would you like to play some more? I've got more needs. Oh god, I might have peaked. And we're playing a brand new game.

Yeah, Ikeland loves giving out analogies, whether you want them or not. And so there's a little intro here. If it's one thing that Ikeland loves, A-N-A-L. O-G-I-E-S analogies. Do you know what that reminds me of? Oh, I don't know. School runs still back. When Susan Boyle had the album party and the hashtag that they used was was Susan album party but when you put it all together in one, it's just anal bum party.

Yeah, Susan bum party. It was crazy. It was crazy that was real. We lived through that time. Do you think someone worked it out and went, shh, don't tell her we spent too much money on all the brochures. I just imagine that all her team are her age. Yeah. So they were like, that's how you know I have strength.

Make my mom. Please tell me. OK. That was a great one. You've got some analogies to create, Clint. OK. This happened yesterday. Well, Casey, our old boss now,

Casey the boss announces resignation and the new boss was already there taking over. Okay. That's like, that's like your mate who pretends he's happy for your relationship and meanwhile he's hooking up with your missus in the bathroom at your birthday. That's good, that's very good.

Well done, well done. We all know someone who had that friend, doesn't anymore. And I'm so happy for you bro. Man, you and Brittany are so good together. What about, you've brought a packed lunch to work, and you forgot that actually the boss was shouting morning tea, so you've got to choose between eating your leftovers, that weren't that bad, actually your wife made a delicious meal,

or wasting them and having the morning tea that's there, you've got to choose between eating your leftovers that weren't that bad, actually when your wife made a delicious meal, or wasting them and having the morning tea that's there, but it's just a bakery morning tea from down the road. There's so many layers to this analogy. I don't know how he's gonna do it. It's a hard one. His hands are on his head. So he's squinting.

You've got leftovers, but the boss has shouted. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I think it's kind of like when you tell your mate you're gonna have a quiet Friday night with them and then all of a sudden you get a text being like we're all going out and someone's shouting you go oh man and you gotta like ditch your mate for something you know is better even though you've already made plans. And you feel bad about ditching the man. It's the right thing to do. You're like, sorry Meg, I know I was going to come around and watch Lord of the Rings,

but me and the lads, one of the guys... Me and Ash, me and Ash, you're going to go out on the beach. Ash is shouting shots at a bird on the road, so I'm going to get in an Uber, but enjoy Lord of the Rings. So you tell me, you tell me the truth. We're all ditching the lunch, in this scenario you're the liftover lunch.

Oh thanks Clint. Oh, my God. It was my nickname at high school anyway. So I don't think it is. It's better than... Your nickname at high school was lunch. Leftover lunch. Good for you.

Yeah. Okay. I think you're proud. You're really good at that. You're really, really. That's your number one. You've got to stop robbing your head, though, because you're going to move your Botox.

You're going to really get it. Right. I need to know everything about what you just said That's your number one skill. You've got to stop robbing your head though, because you're going to move your Botox. You're really getting it, bro. I need to know everything about what you just said as soon as the song is playing. I'm not the wrinkles man. Yeah, you can rub the bacon. Alright. Clint, Megan, Dan.

Megan is 35 weeks into her pregnancy and is going to be a mum for the second time, very, very, very, very soon. Yeah, it looks that way. I've got five days left of work next week and then often maternity leave I hope I get more than three to four days, which I got last time with Daisy before I gave birth I finished work and then she came out early But we'll see what happens and it's it's starting to get down to like the old nitty-gritty

I've got the the little side sleeper cot up in the bed now in the bedroom and It's it's it's such mixed emotions I was pregnant with Daisy, a lot of it was fear. And I didn't want to admit that because everyone was saying how exciting it was to have a baby and oh my God, you're going to be a mum. You must be so excited. And I didn't feel any excitement at all. And there was a lot of guilt with that. I remember even like when I was in active labor at hospital, was crying and I was crying because I was still not sure I wanted to be a mum which shocks me now because I obviously love her more than anything but I was so unsure and now I know I know that I like being a mum and I know

I like you know I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure I love this kid. I'm so scared about my daughter feeling, oh, sorry, I'm gonna cry, feeling her first feelings of rejection because of me having another kid. Gotta share mum. Yeah, this is the first time she's ever gonna have to share mum and dad. Three and a half years old, the light of our lives,

and I'm just, I know everyone keeps saying you're giving her a gift of a sibling, and I keep thinking about, I know friends that hate their siblings, they hate their brothers or their sisters, I luckily love my brother but I just think the first time that she's gonna feel rejection or like she's, I'm too busy for her because of this other kid and already I feel like I don't give her enough being a working mum. And I try and give her as much as I can. You might have seen I do little pitches for her in the morning because I can't be there and now I'm gonna have less time and it's not because there's

less love. I know that but it's gonna be the only thing that she will be able to emotionally, I think, convey to herself that mum's not able to be there for me anymore and that scares the shit out of me. And isn't that just motherhood though? I know. Everything good comes with something bad like everything that's wonderful, everything that you get you have to give something else up. That's just like the balance of it I think.

I mean I can only, I know she she's like I know she'll be good and excited about a baby when they first come and then I think maybe 24 hours later she'll be like okay baby sleep outside like go away now. Like any you know any child would be. I yeah I just worry about trying to convey my feelings to her of I don't mum doesn't love you any less. I'll just have, she'll get the worst of me. I'll be more tired. She won't. They're so resilient, these little bubbies. She knows how much you love her. We all know how much you love her and her papa. I think, you know, they say those lame

things like, your heart gets bigger and there is more love. But you have to believe it. You have to believe that in some way this little bubba, as in Daisy, is going to pick up on the fact that there is more love and there's more family. Yeah, and I think if you're focused on what she's missing out on, I think she's also getting the opportunity to, as a three-year-old girl, develop more patience, more empathy. She's going to gain more responsibility because now she's going to take her role I think as an older sister quite seriously.

And so having a sibling gives her the opportunity to have those traits that she doesn't need to exercise at the moment because she hasn't had the need to. No sibling, bit older than Daisy. He's not fun to be around. I'll tell you, if I'm honest. There are days lately where I don't like him and I think he needs a sibling because he cannot share anything.

It's foul. Well, Ash from Te Aumuru, listen Ash, has been your canary down the mine. She's just finished having her second. Okay. Morning Ash. Morning. All right, yeah, you want to speak into Meg's worry that your love becomes shared, not doubled.

Yeah, I just don't want my first child to feel rejection or unloved from me because I'll be putting my energy into a new one. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, so I have an eight-year-old boy and I've just had my girl, she has just gone three months old. And yeah, I just wanted to confirm that, yeah, the love you have doubles. It's not shared. I had the same fear, but love, the love just grows. And in terms of rejection and things, I think in the first weeks the other child might express

that but it completely disappears. My son was unsure at the start but I just the way I went about it is I just reassured him that we have made him a best friend like she's not here as a replacement she is she was created to be your best friend and you are going to be her my favorite person in the world and that completely changed his mindset on having to share a parent. And he is so obsessed with her now. Oh that's cool. Yeah after going eight years of only having us to I just I went from the best best friend perspective. I love that Ash I love it. If you can escape the kids and you got a good babysitter we'll send you a Del Pass to Megan too since then it was June 26 have a little me time

I'm surprised actually well maybe or not because it's a valid concern that you have Meg there's so many people go oh my god I had the same thing with my second I had the same worries with my second. You're making her a best friend, I can't think of anything better in the whole world. Yeah. It's all valid babe. I think it could happen any day now and I just... Oh yeah I'll be crying. Any day could be the last day, it's just like the three of us and that, you know, it's been so great.

Just a big... Of course. So if it gets twice as good with two, you're in for a hell of a ride. Yeah, true, it drives me to think of it in that way. But we know the baby just cannot be as cute as Daisy. And we're ready for that, it's impossible. It's impossible to do that twice. We can't do it again.

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