The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW good girl

Episode Date: September 21, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, & Dan, with Ash London on a jam-packed episode of the Edge Breakfast Show! The team discusses the controversial topic of whether you can decline being a groomsman or bridesmaid, and dives into a revealing list of professions most likely to cheat. Plus, an insightful interview with Emma from Virgin Island, who shares her transformative experience on the show. Dan also gets caught up in a tricky dilemma about attending a wedding abroad. Tune in for hilarious anecdotes, real-life dilemmas, and the latest gossip in entertainment and relationships. 00:00 Introduction and Morning Greetings02:14 6:00 AM Throwback and Music Talk03:19 Celebrity Birthdays and Personal Anecdotes07:37 First Call of the Day25:13 Naming Controversies and Personal Stories33:10 Horror Bills and Radiator Troubles39:13 Liam Lawson's Formula One Success44:21 Interview with Virgin Island Contestant Emma51:35 Easy Money Game Segment54:53 Top Professions Most Likely to Cheat01:09:48 Declining Wedding Invitations

This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, piss off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. If you're not slightly aroused or mildly offended. Are you even listening? It's the Edge Breakfast. Clint me and Dan with Ash London.

Good morning, everybody. It is 1 to 6 on your Monday. Good to be here. We're so happy to be back with you. Best job in the freaking world. It is. Thoughts for our out for Christchurch this morning. lots of wind

down there this morning. South London was all in the yellow and the orange and Lady Canterbury was in the red. As in like wind? Yeah, they reckon it's some ultra rare weather warning for them last night so we'll check in with you guys and see how you're doing.

Yeah, hopefully, yeah. Wind can be scary, especially when you've got little ones as well, you know, because it rattles the house. We have a place in Australia in the country and my friend was staying there over the weekend and he was like put some photos up on Instagram and it's seven acres

and it's a huge big trees that have been for hundreds of years and in one of the photos one of these trees that would be as tall as the sky is like laying down and someone's been chopping it up and I was like what the heck's happened then I called the property manager and he said yeah

the tree fell down we're using it for firewood now but if that tree was like 50 if it was 10 metres close to the house it would have destroyed the entire house wow but insurance though so

class are full of a year. Dan, we're a bit of a windfall for the last. But bushfires are so hardcore in Australia that it's pretty much impossible to insure a rural property. It's like, when we house is probably going to burn down at some point in the next 50 years. Oh, that's crazy, eh?

So bad. Every summer in Australia, it's like, all right, who's going to lose their house now? It's horrible. Easy money's back. Seven and eight this morning. Thousand bucks in the hand. Grand in the hand.

Good luck with that one. and also ask me anything with Emma, who is a contestant on Virgin Islands, joins us on the show after 7.30. Now Virgin Island, that's not the place of the Virgin Islands. It's a new TV show called Virgin Islands. Yeah, it's just down the road from Love Island. Beautiful collection of islands there.

Yeah, although we're very different parties. Very much so. All right, we'll get into it. Coming up, Mexico, your 6am throwback up. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. About to jump into your 6 a.m. throwback, and you're excited. for your Monday in the starting week.

Well, it's us versus the playlist. That's generally how it goes. We usually win, obviously. The playlist features Christina Aguilera and Maroon Five. Oh, no, no, no. Is it still cool to hate Maroon Five? I mean, I never did, but I feel like they became the new nickelback for a while. They did.

Songs about Jane, their album from like 2007-4 is one of the great albums. It is a good album. Yeah. But then they sort of went to, yeah, they did. a whole different thing after that, didn't they? Like, they just went electronic. Yeah, they had the funk and that was sick. And then they...

And Adam Levine used to be a dick. Where he used to, like, fight over who had interviewed when he came on tour. And we'd be like, no, I don't want to do it. And then he got, became nice. He sort of mellowed out over the years, hasn't it? I remember watching him as a judge on the voice. Was he a dick then? Or was he nice then?

I remember. Because I was, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought he was good on the voice, actually. But I wasn't sure if he was nice or not. Just been looking at celebrity birthdays if there was any inspiration I could get from there. Today, Moneybag Y'all.

Have you heard of MoneyBag Y'all? You never in my life. That's his birthday. He was born in 1991. Billy Piper. I love Billy Piper. Honey to the Bee? Honey to the Bee, that's you for me.

She's, well, 19802. She's like mid-40s. Yeah. Wow. She's old. Just kidding. I wouldn't have picked that she was. I would have said she was in her 30s still.

I would have, but then when you do the math, then she's older than ass, so she's, you know. Yeah. Okay, well, Billy Piper, according to the, the music library, have three songs, good enough that they're actually in the library. Well, let me think. Hold on. Let me think. No. Oh, yeah. Girlfriend?

You're looking real cool. Can I have your number? We're in trouble if we play this. Okay, because you want to. Oh. Because you want to. Better. Still, because you want to.

And then probably. How did you be that's cute for me? Come on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we give that a spin? Yes, it's so fine. Ash's the most, like when you're not on the show anymore, our shield will be gone. Yes.

Because as soon as Ash goes, yeah, let's play it. And what maybe you don't know listening is that our boss is Ash's husband. So, I mean, what's the worst could happen? He's going to like, babe, you can't play there, and you feel like, sorry. And I'm like, dropy pants, and he'd be like, paid any time. She's going to get in trouble for saying that. Massive. The trouble.

I'm not sure about it. The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. She's 43 today. Happy birthday, Billy. Listen on the Rover app, big fan, obviously. Yeah, she's always on there. Loves the Rover app. She's mad for it.

I had a big, a momentous occasion in our fun over the weekend. You know when your kid does something for the first time and you're like, oh, first steps, first whatever's. I was in the shower. And actually, I was one of those glass showers. And there's no handle on it. there's just a circle cut out of a glass. So you kind of like put your hand through an open.

But doesn't the water go through the hole? No, no, no. It's like, it's only about like the width of my fist. It's so big, Clint, the shower that it doesn't get anywhere. Yeah, it's a big shower. So I'm in the shower, living my life. And I hear the door open and I thought, oh, maybe it's Adrian. It's buddy.

I was like, what's heating? It doesn't really come into our room, into our bathroom. And he, like, I'm washing my hair. And he walks over and he puts his finger through the hole. and goes, Mom, pull my finger. And I pulled his finger and he farted. I was so proud. Not only was it his first step,

because usually he does it and he fakes and he goes with his mouth, because he can't coordinate. But he needed a fart. He knew the mum was in the shower. He went all the way upstairs, walked in, held it, and held it, put his finger through the little glass hole in the shower. I pulled it through the glass, and I heard it over the shower. Did you cry?

Yes, I was so proud of him. Yes, what a good little war. Well, the bar is low to impress mom and dad at home. I cry 10 times a day with that child. Although yes, there the T's were from pure anger and frustration and what the hell have I done with my life? That's fine. Clint, I'm surprised you haven't taught your kids to do that being.

I mean, you are gassy. One of the gaseest people I've ever met, Clint. Gassie's clique. You get to pull my finger on. Yeah. Do you not do that in your family? No, but the kids just, maybe they don't make it a game. Maybe I should make it a game.

Yeah, or buddy thinks it's the greatest thing that's ever happened. Like cries, laugh. thing when we do it is good. I do like one of those. Hey, Mark, pull my finger. It is so good. Yeah. Oh, you think it's cute now, but it's only the start of school holidays. So you've got two weeks. I don't have school holidays. No, but doesn't, buddy, he doesn't go to Kendi. He gets to private kindy. Oh, my God. You can't do pull the finger gag at a private candy. No, no. That's not private kindy behavior. Did you just pass when? No, we don't have any family here. So if he was off for the school holidays, what would we do? We had to get

somewhere where I was like, oh, yeah. They're only closed on Christmas. What happens at the private school, Dan, if, you know, a kid gets caught going around getting other kids to pull his phone? Oh, instant suspension, Clinton. He'll be sent straight home to the mansion. Bring on the realm's voice. We're sending Buddy home.

Clint Megadam. Lesh goal. And it's time for first call of the day. First call of the day. First call of the day. She's in Waiuku. Has two dogs, one cat. She drives a Ford Ranger.

Good morning. Good morning. Hey, Ash. How's why you're feeling this morning, beautiful girl? Pardon? How's why you're feeling this morning? She's a bit windy but quite warm. She's windy all around the country, isn't it today?

Yeah. If you could have wind, rain or... Heat wave. Heat wave, what would you rather? I would always get rid of the wind. Hate wind. I don't mind the wind. Or, I don't know.

You can't really do much in the rain. It's a bit frustrating. I think I'd just stick with the wind. So you're running a whole dairy farm on your own at 21. How many head have you got? It's only about 230. Jesus. But my dad helps me out every now and again.

230 counts. You're amazing. Incredible. Boy, new milk once or twice a day? Twice. Oh, my goodness. Do you love the lifestyle because there's a lot of farmers out there that wouldn't do anything else?

Love it to bits. Oh, absolutely. And are you one of those active relaxers? So when you do have time off, you're finding something to do with it? Yeah, I usually release milk for other farmers. Yeah, wow, so you're just constantly doing it. When was the last time you had a proper holiday? Yeah, like a day off.

Probably my 21st birth, actually. That was a good night. One night, one single night. I'm expecting her to be like, yeah, it did two weeks off. I went to Fiji. No, no, no, no, no. One night for my 21st. Incredible.

Were you two hung over the next morning to milk any cows? Like, did you give yourself the day off after? Oh, absolutely. I had like two days to recover. Come on, my girl. Two days to recover. And you're on your early 20s, Ash. So normally I reckon it takes about 12 hours when you're in your 20s to recover.

Must have really gone hard. I used to live next door to a dairy farm. We used to live on a, like, mini farm. Yeah. No, he did it. I've been to his house. He said he grew up on a farm. It's a farm.

Low. No animals. You just had a bit of more grass than you have in a normal CBD, 3BET. Well, anyway, there was a dairy farmer next door. And he always had cow. who under his fingernails. Like, whenever you saw them, they were, like, black. Do you clean your fingernails, Ashley?

Oh, you just can't get rid of it, honestly. Like, I try my best. You just can't. As you say, you're soon to live with that and just don't bite them. Yeah, don't be. Well, that's a sure way of not biting them. What sort of gumboots you rock and, Ash? Oh, red bands, too.

Red bands, I figured as much. I don't know who else makes. Gumboots outside of red bands. Scull her up. Yeah, I think those are. Yeah. Oh, it's been lovely chatting. you this morning, Ashley.

Thanks for working your ass off so that city sickers like us can have a nice morning latte. We appreciate you. Don't paint us like that. No problem. We are. I don't pretend we're anything other than that. No, but I do oat milk, so, ugh.

Yeah, obviously I do a bonsoy, but... So I don't think she's helping any of us. Unless she's milking the oats and the almonds. Oh, Ashley doesn't like milk either. That's fair enough. When you're surrounded by it all day, every day, often it can, you know, anything will turn you off. You know what I mean?

Yeah. All right, well, hopefully you get a chance to swing by a Zed if you get a couple of minutes off. More coffee, less milk. You can try the short and punchy magic at Zed. Thank you. You're welcome, man. I've got to get back to it, actually.

She is taking goals for 21. Every time guests, like my mum's just arrived, Kiyorrah, Mom, if you're listening in the Uber. And the highlight of her trip is the lamb and the dairy. Oh, good on her. And she will spend the next week and a half talking about the lamb and the dairy. The milk is just so good here in New Zealand Oh, that lamb, it's the best in the world

It is, it's delicious And every time I drive anywhere And I see how green the grass is And those happy cows I think this is how it's supposed to be Do you know, Dan only realised that lamb meant baby sheep like two years ago I thought it was just old sheep

Yeah, no, I was a later doctor I think I was in my 20s But it's not quite as bad as you You know mutton is old sheep Yeah And lamb is young sheep Isn't that sad that when you're having lamb You're eating a little baby

It's horrible. It's horrible. That's why I don't eat lamb. Merities, but... Are they, like, young but still fully grown? We're not taking them out when they're, like, still growing. Often they're, like, taken... It's very sad.

They're taken away from their mummies. Let's not talk about it. Okay. Ignorance is blessed. The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. Gossiping and a team of Scandal. Clit me and Dan with Ash London. Scandal.

Every day in, like, the celebrity gossip news, there's some new group of celebrities is that an in Ibitha on a yacht. I'll give you the hot tip. I'm bloody jealous. Yeah. Because that's the life I want. You know you've cracked it though

like if you're on a super yacht and you're not picking up a tab. Like you've done something right? You've rubbed shoulders with the right person somewhere. I want to be taking photos of while I'm nude on the back of a super yacht. You know how like they do? And it's like that's living.

And you just look so relaxed and ripped. It's from far away. You know, you're just standing there living your life. A bit grainy. But even with the grainy, got a rig. Yeah. So these are kind of, I guess, like, the darling young things of Hollywood.

Apart from Zach Effron, who I think he's a bit older now, but he's still hanging with the young people. So there's Miles Teller, who is the famous actor. He was in the Top Gun. And then Chase Crawford and Nina Dobrev, obviously from Nina Dobre from Vampire's, she was engaged to Sean White, the famous snowboarder. They've just broken up, so she's newly single. And she's on this yacht flirting with Zach Effron.

And they're all just looking so young and so hot and so rich and so gorgeous. and it begs a question if this was you and you can invite anyone onto your super yacht in Ibiza who are you parting with we'll start with you Daniel Webby

oh no now I thought when you said young do they have to be young oh no no no because on a few oldies oh god classic classic do you want people

that are going to call it at 730 and go to bed I've invited people that I thought I'd have great conversation with not because they're hot just prefacing that Mr Bean the actor

Rowan Atkinson If he's Mr. Bean, he's not going to be a hoot, you'll say nothing the whole time. Yeah, but I reckon he'd be a bit weird in real life. Most comedians are. Well, he likes Formula One, I know that. So we'd chat about Formula One. I like that you've thought about, like, conversation and topics.

Okay, good. David Attenborough. I jokingly just said which Attenborough brother are you inviting? Yeah, David Attenborough. He could die on the boat. He could. Any day now, I reckon we're going to get that news. Then you could say you were there when David Adamer.

Yeah, so it's Mr. Bean, me and David Adabro. All our shirts are off. Do you know what? You know what I'm going to look hotter there? Do you know what might kill David Amber? The boredom of this cruise. Imagine. He dies of boredom.

There's not one animal here for me to talk about. Okay. Oh, he walks on, he's like, where damn bitches, that? Now, I know what you're thinking. Three agmos on a boat. But wait, I take those agmos and I raise you, Lewis Hamilton, the Formula One driver. Lewis has never been to a lame party.

He's like, how the hell did I get randomly transported here? Okay. then Robert Irwin Oh my God, it's a sausage fair This is the gayest boat party In the history of the world No, because there's one woman there Celine Dion!

I knew it I knew it If you didn't have a wife and a son I would have absolutely sewn that one up And I was going to invite share But I was only allowed five I'm not going to bother doing ours. Oh, God, sorry.

You feel me. With so much joy, Daniel Webby. I love you so much. We'd be talking mainly about Formula One, which is not gay. Really. So you've got Rowan Atkinson, David Attenborough, Lewis Hamilton, Robert Irwin and Celine Dion. Yeah. Missing from the party because he's dead.

George Michael, unfortunately, couldn't make it. Would have loved to have Freddie Miner. Mercury would have been great, but he... Ricky Martin. They're on if I could have ten. You've listed my ten, yeah? And then we think we're so lucky getting invited to Dan's boat bite

until we get there. We're like, oh, and then we find out he could have invited anyone. And we're like, what? Clint, why aren't you wearing asses, chaps? I told you the dress code. All right, it's 22 to 7 on the edge. Coming up next.

Kennery, how are you doing? We heard you guys room for a hell of a weather warning update last night. I want to check in with you guys coming up. I mean, shit, this is Mr. Bean. Hello. Oh, my God. Clint, Megan Dan.

Stinky Bill. Canterbury, how are you guys holding up? How's things going for you? I was looking yesterday, and it says that on Saturday night, Sunday morning, and then also last night, you guys are in for a rare red-level, strong wind warning, much of Canterbury,

and then South Island was getting orange and yellow, which I don't think's great either, to me. Why is it always Canterbury, hey? They get a bad, like, runner things, don't they? Is it their position on the map? Not really. You know what I mean? Like some, on some, I don't know, anything about meteorology.

But you know what I mean? Some places they're just... Yeah. More exposed and prone to that sort of stuff. I know there was fires there as well, like, over the... They've had a lot of, especially in the rural areas, like, flash fires and stuff. So... They've got falling trees, damage to property and power lines, power outages.

I'm like, geez. And then on top of that, Producing NEPO, didn't they lose to Otago? Yep, no good. Lost the Ramfrily Shield on the weekend. Oh, gross. Just to add on to the pain. Sorry.

What is going on? And more bad news as well, because I'm just reading that there's five, five weather systems approaching New Zealand to plague the country of the next week or so for the school holidays. Oh, dear. So basically all of New Zealand is going to be windy and rainy for at least the next week. Whoa, in Canterbury in the high country, they said wind's up to 220 kilometres an hour. Oh, my good.

That's like F1 speed. Wow. Very, very strong winds, it says. They vary twice. Yeah. Are you guys doing all right? What's going on down there? Yeah, if you're in Canterbury or Christchurch region, give us a call this morning. Let us know how it's going. Because the red warning, I don't know if it still stands, but it was overnight. Yeah, and it says it's an extremely rare weather warning, so they're all better.

Check in see how you guys are going. What blew away? Yeah. It is always better to be like super, um, virgin. you're going, all right, it's going to be bad. And then you wake up, you go, oh, that's not that bad. Yeah. As opposed to thinking is not going to be that bad.

And you wake up on your head, the roof your house is blown off. Yeah. So sometimes it does feel like they over sell it. Yeah, yeah. It's like when there's a tsunami warning and then people get angry because there's no tsunami. It's like, what were you, what's the best news you were hoping there was a tsunami? Like people going, wow, you warned us. There was no bloody tsunami.

It's like, well, it's good, isn't it? It's good, isn't it? And then the people are. Well, like, think the meteorology people are a scam, like they're trying to lie us. Well, should we be worried about you, Canterbury, or are you guys all good? 0,800 the edge. We'll fire us at Texas. Let us know, 3-3-4-3.

Just checking in, see how you guys are doing on a Monday morning. Canterbury's been taking a bit of a hit over the weekend, and supposedly last night, and I'm not just mentioning the lost to Otago. There's the Hoonah. The shield is going to go to Otago. Not since 1948. Have Otago been in Canabry? in a shell game

what a thriller, what a result what a game, man, so well deserved. 1984, oh my God. Walloping. Wow. Yeah, that would be the National Provincial Championship, wouldn't it? Yeah, you got it.

She knows it. Yeah. Didn't even need to Google it. All right, so we are going to cross now to our Crush Church correspondent, listener Megan, to see what things are like on the ground in Crush Church. Come in, Megan. How are you holding up?

Um, I'm good. Oh, is that your roof just blowing off? It's actually not that wind there out here. Oh, is it actually not? Oh. No. I actually texted in about my car getting stolen. What happens?

Breaking news. Over the weekend, basically, a bunch of cars got stolen and crashed it. Yeah, my dream car that I go is my 21st gift got stolen by a 12-year-old and then got ridden off. You sure it wasn't blowing away? No. Shut up. It wasn't blown away. He's being silly.

A 12-year-old, what's a 12-year-old doing out of the house? God, even though. It was at 5 am. in the morning. What was your dream car? It was a little E-Mex 5. I got for my 25th. Oh, the convertibles incess with wanting one of those when I was younger. I'm so sorry.

They posted it all over social media. It wasn't short, but not as much as I was going to sell it for. God, that sucks, and when your car gets stolen, I've had a car stolen before as well, it's so inconvenient because You don't get the insurance, even if you had some, until it gets found. So you're out here. Yeah, and I had to pay the ixies, which is just not fair at all. Poor thing.

I just, can you imagine as a parent finding out your child had done that? Yeah. I would be like, do you like your bedroom? Well, you're in here for two years. Like, I just, I'm really just sorry for you, Megan. That's just horrible feeling. All right. Luke, good morning.

How's it going? Good, mate. How's it going for you? You know bad It's clear as out here in Christchurch Really? It was a windy over night What is going on?

Yeah Like no wind, nothing, sun's out Lovely Sounds out Gosh Okay well one news Dot Koto and Z needs to like update their news toers They've literally got the South Island covered in yellow and orange

And then Canterbury's like red But Luke sometimes Is it like the calm before the store? The eye, maybe you're in the eye Maybe you're in the eye Nah, we're not at Windsor Park. We're obviously not at Windsor Park. They reckon down power lines, of course,

the small vegetation fire. Nah? Nah, whereabouts is that? Windsor Park? Oh, I'm in the wops. I'm out in the country. Okay. Well, this has been a bit of a shambolic news report, isn't it?

Yeah, but again, we shouldn't be disappointed that Crush Ridge is sunny and not windy. Okay, Luke, sign up with you, classic news catchphrase that you do every report. Oh God. Iconic. There he goes.

Thank you, mate. And that's news reporting? Oh, God. But his famous sign off. Oh, God. I do just need to clarify. We have got a couple of texts through on this. Yeah.

That the score for Canterbury, Otago, was actually 36, 38. And you said 1948. I thought that was the score. I said walloping. No, it's the first time that Otago won. it since 1948.

That's the last time we let Dan do a sport update. I was just reacting to his numbers. 1948 just the last time. Wallerick. Idiot. Clint, Meg and Dan. The Edge.

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I'm so excited, but I can't believe I even got through. Oh, you did? All right, Sash, well, here's how the game works. The rules again quickly. You've got 30 seconds. Ash, we'll give you a letter. If you can give us 10 answers, starting with that letter inside 30 seconds, we'll give you $1,000 cash.

You can pass, and if we've got time, we'll come back. You ready to go? Awesome. All right. I'm ready. Okay, today your letter is H-H-4 Hamilton. And can you kick it off, please, with somewhere tropical. Hawaii.

A type of source. Habanero. Something that needs electricity. Um, um, um, oh, pass. Something green. Uh, or pass. Something sticky. Pass.

A musical instrument. Oh, darling. Like, well, she just stopped because Habanero starts with a jay anyway, doesn't it? Oh, no, it doesn't start with an age. Okay, but she has passed. It wasn't going to ask. Every time he's in pass, it was more and more deflated. Like, pass, pass, pass.

Just to prove that we're not trying to get you, like something, sticky, could have been hands, honey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone needs power, like a hair straight, no. Hair straight and a hair, dry, headphones heater. True, true.

Yeah, she said. Just like, okay, I know. Yeah. But hey, hold your head high. You got through. That's a win in itself. Yeah, you got to lie here. Yeah, that's amazing.

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Thank you, sir, so much. See you, mate. Cool, back again at 8 o'clock, another chance to play for a grand in the hand with easy money. Clint, Megan Dan. One of Hannah's best friends has just had a baby, this second child. And what an honour, because our son's name's name's. Love that name.

Yeah, and it's a common name. Like, it is quite a common name. And there's Prince George, I think, and often the prince, like, that royal names do start to set a trend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're right. I love the name. I think it suits George.

It really does. And we've met numerous Georges before, okay? It's a very common name. But just recently, Hannah's best friend, one of her best friends, has had a baby. Yes. They've named it George. Oh, I would.

I would be ready to set fire to something. Now, I think it's an honour. I genuinely am like, oh my God, what an honour to have like a child named after our son. Because obviously, it's the highest form of flattery, isn't it? go. No, yeah, I get it. I think it's a very noble attitude,

but if one of my friends did this, that would be a friendship ruiner. Okay, but what's the gap? Really? What's the gap in the kids? 10 years. It has to be 10 years in order for it to be, like, named after them. I think they get a free pass if it's within nine months

because they could have already had that. Although, no, actually, even if it's a couple years, they could have been like, when we have a baby, if it's a boy, we're going to call it George. It's a name. It's whichever baby comes out of the mother first gets the name. your brain, Clint, it's a year and a half between them

because my son's a year and a half. Yeah, but what I... But people don't know that because you didn't say that, Dan. Most people know. No, most people don't. Call up right now if you didn't know the age of Dan's kid. I went under the edge. So you're honestly okay with it.

I'm fine with it. I'm fine. I genuinely think that it is an honour. But you spend so much time choosing the perfect name for your child and that when people in your circles talk about George, you want everyone to know straight away they're talking about your George. You know what's cute though?

You don't want they wouldn't have to be like, oh, like Dan's George or Hannah's George. You know what's cute though when they become best friends because their parents are best friends so why wouldn't they? They'd be known as the two Georges. No.

That's cool. Sharon, who was on I Javos, she called me and she was like, hey, I'm just letting you know we've called our son Tyson and my son's Thai. And I was like, okay. And Clip never spoke to her again?

No, she's like, but it's not the same. It's not the same because it's Tyson. It's like, yeah, cool. Like, it's fine. That's classic jazz, isn't it? Yeah, and I was like, I guess she was so worried that I was going to be upset that she called and front footed her. That's good to she checked. Yeah, and I don't even know if Ty and Tyson have ever hung out before and even if they did.

Because Sharon's dead to you. You say Sharon Casey, who? Yeah, when we mention her name, you go, on the ground. It's just like, yeah, if anything you go, oh, that's cool. Like, we love the name. Why wouldn't you love the name? That is good of her to check even though they are different names. I would get it, like I said, George is a common name.

I'd get it if it was maybe Buddy, your son Buddy. It's a lovely name, but it's less common. So if your best friend called their son Buddy, I'd kind of be like, huh, because it's not a common name. My friend Violet has a son, Finn Ryder, and then someone we used to work, and Violet is a very vindictive person. Like when she hates, she commits to the hate and she doesn't let go. She holds a grudge till death.

And a girl we used to work with about a year later, had a son called Finrider, first and middle name. That's cool. And Violet was sick name, but Violet was like, that bitch is dead to me. That's what Clint is about. Sharon. Yes. But when I met Adrian, I've always wanted to have a son called Jimmy.

Because I love the actor Jimmy Stewart. Since I was a kid, I was going to have a son called Jimmy. Never heard of it. And, are you serious? It's a Wonderful Life? One of the greatest films of all time, your loss. And I met Adrian knew I wanted to have babies with him straight away. and his best mates had just had a son called Jimmy

and I was like, you're going to need to stop being friends with these people. That's how important it was to me. And because they had the name when it came time for us to have a son, all of my friends were like, what do you mean it's not Jimmy? It was always going to be Jimmy. And I was like, well, I can't do that to his mates. Is it okay? Oh, I don't know the edge.

To name your kid after your best friend's kid. I'm surprised you're cool that you strung me as the type of guy that would absolutely go you. I think I surprised people, Clint. And I think in this occasion, I am very flattered. Oh, really? Because we stumbled like three times getting that out. I'm glad you've got a good attitude about it.

Yeah. You're a better man than me. But Ash, she does not like... Oh, yeah. Under the edge, what are the rules when it comes to naming your kid up to someone else's kid? What are the rules when it comes to naming your kid the exact same thing as your maybe best friend or close friends kid?

Is there like a no-go? Or are there like certain rules where you go? Yeah, you can't, unless... Because in the girls' chats, like I... I know, even before we had kids, I knew what my besties were calling that kids. It was like I knew that, like, Claudia had reserved aria and no one could have an aria. And we just knew that, like 10 years before she had her kid. Well, it's crazy.

I think there's a real even split from what I can see on the text machine of people saying it's fine. Some person said that their sister named their child the same as their kid, and now they haven't spoken. They're not speaking. Because they're covens. Some people getting really angry even if it's just like a slight name change But it's like it's still similar Like some people getting angry when it's not even the same name

It's a similar name anonymous Like an Alison and Alison It's like made the different You've called through now your step-sister is wanting to name her child the same name as yours Yeah so she's just recently found out she was pregnant And she was having a conversation with our other sister about naming her child a name that is extremely similar

to my own child who's nearly four. I think it's different rules when it's family. Family, then I don't think you can touch it. No, and like one letter different. Yeah. It's one letter and I was like,

what the F? Is it a very common name? Or something at her. No, my son's name I don't think it's very common. Are you not wanting to say in case someone listening also steals it?

Yeah. I don't want to start any fairly drama. I can see the name. First of all, that is a gorgeous name. I wish I'd thought of that. And the stepsister's name is, you can't be doing that. Absolutely not. Right.

Yeah. If she goes through that anonymous, will you disown the bee? Oh, no, I couldn't do that. But she definitely know that there's some tension, that's for sure. Oh, yeah. Because it's such a personal thing. Like, most of us wait our whole lives to have a child. It's such a big deal, and the name is so important.

Well, Melissa says you don't name the same as a close friend, sibling, cousin, etc. I've got a cousin, his name's Cameron. He's like 25, and my daughter's name's Cameron. And she's 10, so there's a 15-year gap. So there's two Cameron Randalls in the family. Love it. But guy and girl, 15 years apart. And that's so cool.

I'd change Cameron's name. No. Paulie sexed through. My 17-month-old son's name is Archithel, Water Name. My friends had a baby five months ago and they named their baby Theodore We think it's awesome that there's a connection between them That's cute

Yeah, the middle name, I think, middle name, fair game, whatever It's the first name that I think is contentious, isn't it? Yeah, absolutely. It's just like... Isn't it the, don't they say copying as the highest form of flattery? Yeah, that's BS. Is that it's rude? I think I genuinely am flattered by it

I think it's such a compliment for our friends to have named people. Yeah, and we're a nice person, I'm not... I'd be cutting them off. Yeah. I just think of all the things that are going to stress you out in life. This is just so far down my list. I'd be starting a nickname for the second, George.

And making sure everyone adopts it. Like, little G. Little G. Little G. Little G. I kind of like that. Yeah. They used to make your choice.

Yeah. All right. Horror bills, if you've got one and you're like, oh my God, I honestly don't know how we're going to pay that. We can pay it. All thanks to Westpac. I'll do it. No, we got the mystery box.

We will put our hand into it. God knows what will be inside it. But somewhere in that box is a Westpack critic. and if one of us pulls it out, we will pay your bill. I think it's Ash's turn. She's been... What? You've only done one.

Yeah, but it was feces. Yeah. So, I was like... Anything's going to be easy now. No, you all got like, oh, I'm a ball of yarn. I got... Actual...

True. All right, Dick's bill to three, three, four, three. I had to email my psychologist to move up my next appointment by a week. I did! Because my germophobia got so bad. It's spiraling. I was thinking I was going to get some like feces-borne illness.

Yet she's still here today. Yeah, bills are 3343. Let us know what you need paid. And you could be winning next. Dollar bills, y'all. All right, we got your chance to have your bills paid off every day this week. Thanks to Westpac, they're going to help sort your horror bills. So if you've got one text, Bill's 3343, let us know what you need the cash for.

And then one of us will reach inside the mystery box of God knows. what, but if we can find the credit card, your bill is pay. Kiana's in Todonga this morning. You've got a bill to pay, Tiana? Yes, I sure do. I have to pay $662. Oh, what happened? For what, babe?

Yeah, what happened? What was it for? Oh, my radiator, like, blew up. Oh, radiators are expensive. It was great. Again, I don't want to be a schickler, but sounds like a made-up thing to me, all the radiator. Oh, yeah. I have the bill.

Okay, no, I'm just kidding. I do believe, I can prove. Nah, that's so annoying. Car repairs, it's like because you need your car, but you also, it's so much money every time it needs to get in this. And if you have a car, you need a radiator because that radiates water. That's what it does. The radiation.

It does the radiation stuff. It cools down the engine, the idiot. Kiana, darling, who would you like to reach into the pit of disgustingness for you? I would love for you to do it. Just because I doubted that you had a real. Yeah, that'll teach you. She's like punishment. You're right, I do have the most balls out of everyone.

Okay, take my rings off. Blimefold goes on. Oh, got to take my glasses off. Okay, the box can now come to studio. Wait, wait, I'm not ready because it's... Hold on, hold on. I don't want to... Because I just remember that I don't think this has been cleaned,

so I almost kind of want to put tissue... Why don't you take your headphones off? Yeah. Then put them on, put it on. Okay, yeah. Well, you don't even want to put... Ash doesn't even want to put the mask on because it's been on other people's faces.

It's as if anyone's cleaning it. It's only really Clinton and I would have worn it. What do you see? How dirty do you are? I rest my case. I can't see anything now, guys. I have anything from her. Of course. Thanks, Keanu.

I'm going to do this for you, even though I don't want to. Okay, they're brought in the box. Don't, don't laugh. Oh, my goodness sake. Stop it. I'm so good. No, no, don't. Are you just, are you lying?

Are you pretending? No, it's fine. It'll be fine. I think Clinton and I would be fine, but this is your worst nightmare. It's not. Is it tissues? It's not, it's not as bad as the one. She's a dirty tissues or wipes or something.

I'm not going to say anything, Ashley. Here she goes. She's going in. If it's dirty tissues, I swear to God, I'm going to rage. Okay, so put your hand in. Kiana, she's trying to find out. Dirty, dirty dog. I jokingly said last week, do you know what I want me the worst?

Dirty tissues. That's on me. Hey, it's not my fault. I've got a snotty nose, Ash. Okay? All right, have I got my antibacterial, it's here. We had producer Nipia off sick, Carl of sick. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Why did you bring up the car, the knees up and sick? Hey, you know what? It's a good segment, Ash, a fast segment, babe. Yeah. Sorry, sorry, I'm just going to, one. I'm doing this for you, Keanu, one, two, three, go. Here she goes, she's in. Oh, there are fat, turn into she's going everywhere.

Oh, God, to the bottom. Keep, she, you give me some very. Are you nearly there? Am I close? It's really young. Young, it's wet. It's weird. Someone tell me, wear it.

Got it, got it, got it. She's got it. It's wrapped in a wet, freaking. Okay. Kiana, congratulations. Good news is your radiator bill is paid $662. We'll sort that up for your thanks to Westpac. That's so amazing.

Love you, darling. I'm so happy. Thank you so much. And sorry for Ashtra Dowling that you even had a radiator bill. Yeah. We know it was real. Okay. It's definitely real.

Because my hands in are dirty. I don't want to touch myself. So I need someone to come and take my blindfold off for me. Okay. I'd argue touching yourself on the radio is probably not good anyway, Ash. Yeah, especially if it is in the school run either way. Yeah. There you go.

Disgusting. Oh, my God. Hand sanitizer. We'll store that out and we'll grab your bank details. Kiana, if you're worried about getting into credit card debt, you can set up automatic payments to help you never miss a due date, and we'll play again tomorrow morning. All thanks to the Westpac.

Just text to a bill to 3344 and what you need cash for. Love that. All right. We'll see if we can get Ash back. I'm back, baby. Also, before 8 o'clock, we're going to catch out with Emma, who went on a reality TV show called Virgin Island. It's not because of where the island is.

It's about the type of people that go. She's amazing as well. She's so cool. Inspirational, fun person should be great on radio. 23 Virgin. Well, not taking our jobs. In case the boss is listening. No, no, no, no.

23 Virgin and went on an island with 11 other virgins. I'm not sure. A lot of them were a lot of. older than her, by the way. I know what you're thinking. 23 to be a virgin. That's not that old. Crazy A. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll talk to her about that TV show and her experience coming up before 8 o'clock.

Clint McGinn Dan. It's Clint Megan Dan's. With Ash London, of course. All right, what you got? What needs to go on your radar for Monday 22nd of September? Amazing result for Liam Lawson overnight at the Azerbaijan Grand Prix. Where is Azerbaijan? I think it's in the... God, I think it's in the Middle East somewhere. It's fun to say, isn't it?

Azerbaijan because they're in Eurovision so that makes me think it might be in I'll look it up on Google Maps. Continue my darling. But then again, so is Australia and they're not part of Europe. Yeah, great result for Liam Lawson who started third, qualified third which is the best result for him and finished fifth which people that don't follow Formula One

will go, oh fifth, who cares? Huge. But that is incredible for his team. His tip, well punching above his weight for that team. The car does not deserve fifth. Yeah, yeah. So he's done amazing stuff. and I'm just so happy for him because he's been dragged through the mud

a little bit, Liam Lawson, over the last year. And a lot of fake ones. What about the rumours that you're deeming his mum? Well, I tried to get his mum on to chat. What did you say, hey babbs? I just said, Hey, lady. What did I say?

She's only got one post, and she's in like a professional dancing outfit. Yeah, I just said. Did you just write WID what you doing? I just said, hi, Christy, hope you well. I'm a huge fan of your son, ooh. Oh, my God. She's in DM us back. She said, we'd love to chat to you about being his mum tomorrow on the show

and what it's like watching him when he's doing Formula One because I'd imagine it's fairly stressful. Yeah. That's nice. No, it doesn't mean. Nothing. As a vagina is next to Armenia, by the way, just that you know. Yeah, where's Armenia?

It's next to Turkey. And where's Turkey? It's above Syria. Right. All right, we'll stop that game. Okay, Donald Trump, love him or hate him. I think if you're our lover, it's going to be hard to defend him when he's talking about costs when it comes to

medicine and healthcare in America? Yeah, that's the thing that's hard to defend out of everything, but continue. Let's just see if you can work out what's going on here. And we're going to be reducing drug costs over the next year, year and a half by not 50 or 60%

by a thousand percent. So it'll be raised up from 10 to 20 because it's the world versus us. So the world is a bigger place. So it'll go from 10 to 20, that will be one of the biggest things you'll ever see done. Yeah, I mean, that is

crazy. So because of the tariffs, everyone else outside of America, their things are going to go up five or six times, but in America, it's only going to double. So that is somehow a thousand percent reduction. Less. It's like, not 50, not 60,

a thousand percent less. It's going from 10 to 20. And you are a Trump supporter and all power to you. It's fine. You can do it. You're allowed those views. I just love to see what they, how they defend that. They will. They will. He literally increased it by 100% but somehow he's doing, he's decreasing it by

a thousand percent. But don't look into the numbers too much, guys. Don't worry about it. Just, don't check your receipt. Just trust him. He just said words there. I've got something that's less infuriating. So Harry Stiles last we heard from him in his running journey was he did the Tokyo Marathon at a

paltry 3 hours and 24 minutes. Bloody hell. Forty two kilometers. He's just done the Berlin Marathon and he's broken the three-hour barrier. Wow. He did it in two hours and 59 minutes. That's flying.

For a lot of people, that's like a life goal. To do a marathon and under three hours. So, 180 minutes, 6-12, 18, yes. Divided by 42 close. So he's four-minute 28 splits. If I had to run one single kilometre, let alone do it 42 times. If I just had to do one, I don't think I can do it in 40 minutes. He's got long legs.

You've got little ones, don't you have little legs. Yeah, and also I'm just a very, very, very own. unfit. That's probably why he hasn't put out an album in ages. That's what I was going to say, like it is amazing, but at the same time, what else is he doing? He's got a lot of time in the water trade. Dating hoddies? If you want to impress us, put out a new album, mate. Yeah. No,

I'm still impressed. Good on him. And I think he has got a new album. Oh, Liam Lawson post race as well. Sorry to backtrack. This was his comments. I mean, yeah, I think rewarding after the last 10 or 15 laps, it was pretty intense. Obviously, it's a little bit

disappointing from where we're starting and and you know realistically we didn't have the speed to fight with the guys in front today but obviously yori's you're always hopeful um and yeah we we tried everything today um but it just wasn't quite enough but still for for to have a p5 is um it's big for us especially in the championship right now so personal best too so hopefully his mum dm's dan and then we can get her on and see what mum thinks proud of leam the the day we get him on i'll be a happy man and you've always really backed him in when a lot of people his expectations were super high. You've always really backed him in in a positive way.

Okay, let's say you get to use your anyone interview pass. Liam Lawson? Or Saline Dea. Oh, that's good. Or Celine, Deon. Selene, Robert, or Liam. Sophie's choice. Hmm.

Liam. Liam. Yeah, I know. That's selfish for me. I think people would more be interested in Robert. Okay. Click me and Dan. Ask me anything.

Virgin Island is out on TVNZE Plus It's I guess what it says And one of the cast members of the show The reality TV stars Emma who joins us Hello guys Thank you for having me I can't believe I'm here

Good time can't believe you're fantastic Virgin Island 12 virgins go on to the island And how do you leave? You only leave the island if Yes. No, so basically, yeah, 12 virgins, six boys, six girls, none of us knew each other. We get sent to this island in Croatia and we get put there with a group of therapists to where we're going to learn about intimacy. And they're going to guide us through the process of just becoming more comfortable with our natural selves and being more open to the world of sex and getting to know other people.

You were 23 when you went on to the island. Now, full disclosure, Dan and I were both virgins at 23. So was it just that you hadn't met the right person or did you really have blockages in the way and actual fear of being intimate? Yeah, I had a lot of blockages and there were so many times when I would go to house parties, there'll be other boys there

and I would be like, and maybe something would happen, they would take me up to a bedroom, but then I would just get the fear and this thing inside me would be like, no, you can't do it, and I would just have to leave. You look at the thing, you hear the premise and you think, oh, it's a sex show, it's just cheap entertainment,

but what you're saying is that it really did change your life for the better. 100%. Yeah, I don't know where I'd be without it now. Oh, that's so cool. I wish I had it as well because I was 26 when I lost my virginity. See, this is really crazy to me, but I like that because... So when I actually applied for the show, the advert was, are you over 21 and still a virgin?

Wow. And I was like, what the hell? Like, yeah, that's me. Yeah. Yeah. But I also thought, oh, okay, well, this can't be normal for them to make a TV show about it. But then I thought the same as you. I was like, what are the levels?

Like, how many people are... have stopped having sex and how many people, like, is very interesting. So 26, that's crazy to me. Yeah, and I think a lot of people maybe, maybe they don't go to that age, but where you sort of get to a point where you've left it so long that then it becomes a thing, and then you're kind of like, oh my God. And that was fair time can't be shitty because they've waited so long, even though most people's first times are pretty shitty.

Yeah, but I wish I kind of had this, I think, I guess, vehicle where you could kind of get that monkey off your back with no pressure. Yes. It does feel like the whole premise of the show is very, different from what I thought in the outset when it says producers hope the virginal participants will pop each other's cherries. However, if that fails, then they will turn to help from specialists known as sex surrogates. What is a sex surrogate on the show? And do we see them on the show? Yes. So there is two sex surrogates, like they can kiss the boys or they will like touch the boys

and they will touch them back. But then only one woman was there to have sex with us. But yeah, so if you, when you watch the show, we are, we have therapy. session. So we have workshops in the morning, which is all of the contributors and all of the therapists. Because I know Dave, he got quite far in his sessions. He got quite intimate quite quickly. Okay, but then what happens? Once you're no longer a virgin on Virgin Island, is it like pack your bags? See you later, mate. Or do you get to still keep working on yourself? Yeah, so we all stayed to the end because we had like a graduation ceremony. But I think once he lost virginity, I do think that was it. Yeah. But if it happened quite early on into the program, that's an interesting

concept would he try different physicians and like oh this is what I like this what I don't like I don't know strutting the stuff on the island yeah like you're all peasants you're a bunch of virgins Yeah Yeah

I love this though Because it means that you can talk I think there's this real taboo around virginity and stuff And like if you haven't lost your virginity by the time You're 21 you're like weird That is so wrong I think Well, speaking of that, Emma is going to tell us next about her losing her V plates for the very first time. Ask me anything.

Right now, though, we have Emma who is a contestant on Virgin Island, her and 11 other virgins, struggling with their intimacy issues, go to an island and, I guess, do what you think they do. TVNZ Plus, if you do want to go check it out. Emma, I always wonder what your family and friends think. I mean, on any reality dating show, but probably this one in particular. Yeah. I mean, obviously there's some scenes in the show.

Like, I go to a tent and I have it. I masturbate for the first time. Right, my dad, I had to say, oh yeah, don't watch that scene. Yeah, my dad and my dad and my brother. I was like, yeah, skip this part, yes. And so you have done that before going on there as well. No, yeah, had done nothing like that. Oh, my gosh, glorious.

I'm so happy for you. That would have been, wow, just a whole game changer for you. No, 100%. And like we say with, um, People feeling guilt with virginity and, like, maybe from 16 or even up until early 20s, what the kicker was for me is I would go out drinking with my friends, and they would be like, oh, like, never have I ever had sex in a bush?

Never have I ever done things outside. And I'm like, oh, just have that, can't say anything. Yes, exactly. Poemmers, like, sloshed up to the first round. Too fucking, right. I can ask, because I'm a girl, less awkward. I know what you're nice. Have you had sex now?

So, no, I'm no longer. a virgin. I was staying at a hostel in Sydney and some guys oh don't, it's so tragic, it's awful. No, no, it's a ride of passage that a girl from England would lose her virginity in a hostel in Bondi Beach. Oh, exactly.

Was it in Bondi? No, it was in Gleeve. Okay, yeah, just as nice. Yes, exactly. And so when you build it up on your head for 23, 24 years, out of 10, what did it actually end up being? Oh, God, maybe like a three. Yeah, it was all. The guy...

That's relatable. That is the correct experience, though. It's a rite of passage. You know, he said to me, do you want to come to my hostel for a cuddle? I was like, yeah, fuck it. It wasn't a cuddle. And then that was it, fine, easy. But then he actually, so that was it.

Like, I've lost my virginity, but I haven't had, like, enjoyable sex since. Yeah. So I kind of, like, am on the fence still. Now with all this newfound confidence that you have, you're sitting your sights on any more reality TV, you know, Love Island. You're very funny. You would be great. business that we say she's great talent. Oh my gosh, yes. I would love to.

I would love to do Love Island or something like that. I know you guys have like Fibuil Island. There's a hell of elite, babe, from honest. Too right, you're right, it is. You know if you go to Love Island and swim to Fiboy Island. Too right, too right. Well, good laugh. So love.

So much ahead of you. So much wonderful enjoyment of sex to come. It sounds like you're a smart girl. You know what you want and you're in control of your own destiny now, which I think is so powerful. So we're cheering you on. Good on you. Thank you so much.

You've got to watch it for Emma alone, Virgin Island, TVNZ Plus, get around it, and check it out. It's a six-part episode series. Thanks, Sam. You're such, you're just, honestly, the energy that you bring into a room and that will leave when you leave as well is contagious. Thank you. Clint, Megan Dan.

Oh, my gosh. The Edge, 1K, E, Z. Practice makes perfect, and now you can play anytime online. Here we go, you're easy money. it on Rover if you want to play the game and sharpen up your skills. Otherwise, you can have a crack at it right now, play for a grand in your hand, and then your chance to win $10,000 at the first ever easy money live event, which is coming soon.

That's exactly what Jake's going to do. Morning, Jake? Morena. Morena, darling. How's Ashburton this morning? Still windy down there? No, it is still, it is sunny, it's beautiful. Where's this wind up?

Yeah. I think we're being lied to. Yeah. There are these weather warnings. Then I was like, nah, it's beautiful. All right, we have your chance to score some cash, Jake. Ash is going to give you a letter. You're going to hopefully give her 10 answers,

starting with that letter inside 30 seconds. You can't pass. If we've got time, we'll come back, but no repeated answers. Are you ready? I'm ready. Jakey, today your letter is W. Whoa, whoa, man. Cool.

W. Beautiful. All right, can I please have a sporting team? Wallabies. A mythical creature. A pass. Something you can smash. Watermelon.

A word ending in the letter T. What? Something in the bedroom. Window. A snack. Wasabi. A cartoon. Pass.

A holiday destination. Wymanetti. A girl's name. Windy. An animal. Bloody. Brilliant. passed two and got to the

10th question. A mythical creature could have been a wizard, a werewolf, a warlop and then an animated or cartoon film Wallace and Grummet Wally and the amount of times I've been to Wymattie for a holiday, man you know what? Underrated. We would have taken it, darling. We were taking it.

Technically, Jake's right. You can go to Waiwolding for a who is to decide. Good on you, Jake. That was a really good effort though actually. A couple of passes but apart from that you were pretty solid. You got a great voice too, very deep manly voice Jake. Well, thank you. What do you do for an occupation? Do you use it?

No, no. I'm in the education area, so no. I was just going to make you say something saucy for me, but now that you said that you work in education, it feels wrong, so I won't make you say good girl. Okay, cool. Good on you, JK. Oh, I missed it.

I missed it. I'm not talking. Do it again, Jake. Good girl. Oh! Hey, Jake, you know what? You know what? Okay, because you're a bloody good sport.

I'm going to send you to a must-see movie, which is quite fitting. It's the bad guys, too. Oh, beautiful. Yeah. You could say that Clint's been a good boy, Joe. No. He's got his limits.

I love you, Jake. It's the bad guys versus the bad girls. Bad guys too in cinemas now. Kids and I were lacking enough to go to the premiere event. It was a bloody great film. Real good sequel to Bad Guys 2. I won. So that's all yours, Jake.

Enjoy that, my bro. Thank you. Cheers, guys. You're welcome. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Before we move on and tell you about the top five professions, most likely to cheat, we played a little clip of Donald Trump earlier this morning,

and I wondered how people were going to defend his awful maths. And somebody said, Clint, you didn't actually play the whole clip. You edited it. I did. I edited it for time. I didn't edit out bits that are important. I just edited out stumbles and bits where he repeated himself. they said

Trump was actually saying that medicine is going to double from 10 to 20 for the world but not for America and that I was misleading people I'm now going to play the full clip so you can decide if I did him dirty or not

and we're going to be reducing drug costs over the next year, year and a half by not 50 or 60% by a thousand percent so it'll be raised up from 10 to 20 because it's the world versus us.

So the world is a bigger place. So it'll go from 10 to 20. It won't go from 10 to 50 or 60 for them, which is bearable. And it'll go from 10 to 20 for us. So you're talking about... That's made it more confusing. And also, if you reduce the price of something by 1,000%

that means they're paying you for it. You can't reduce the cost of something by... If you reduce the cost by 100%, it's free. Don't try and math is maths. So if you reduce it by a thousand percent, that means it's negative 900 percent and then they get it's just. Guys, guys, don't get it right. It goes from 10 to 60 for the world and he's doubling it for Americans. That's kind of how he wrapped it up.

But anyway, there's excuses for everything with Donald Trump, unfortunately. Yeah, but it's not even excuses. It's just like using it. There's a study that's been put out of the jobs. Where do you get these studies from? He makes them up. Glad Bible. What's the Bible.

Ladd Bible, you put your hand on it. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Ladd Bible says. I would love it. Like a new young person comes into like a politician in America, and they go to get into asking him to swear on the Bible, and he's like, no, no, no, I'm going to swear on the Lab Bible. That's, that's, that's.

Maybe that's what you do. It's a little bit thinner than the normal Bible. So this, in the Lab Bible, they say that there's a relationship expert. So, come on, has said the fire. I have professions that people are most likely to cheat on their partner in. I'm going to go through them now. And maybe if you're listening, maybe they've missed something off this list because I'd imagine there is a few professions.

Apparently pilots and flight crew at number five. That checks out. Yeah, because I guess you're like, well, I'm in another country. Are the rules the same here? Yeah. And yeah, they're going away a lot. So I'd imagine, you know, their families are at home in New Zealand. And you get horny in hotels?

Yes. And they always say, don't crap on your own doorstep. I suppose when you're on the other side of the world. or do you think? One of the chances that she might know my girlfriend. This one surprised me. Nurses and doctors. And at number four.

I know a couple of people who have, their partners, have been doctors and they've cheated with the nurse. Maybe because it's like a super serious profession. Like, the only person, the only friend of mine who has ever drunk so much alcohol that she had to get a stomach pumped was a nurse. Yeah.

She was like the Wellington Sevens. Oh my gosh. Also nurses and doctors are spending an inordinate amount of time at work together. Well, that's what it says. Medical professionals are under a huge, amount of stress and they work irregular hours and so they're mingling with people that they don't

easier to get called in like if you're on call and working late I suppose yeah number three entrepreneurs entrepreneurs are one of those people that's not a job is it I mean it is a job but I mean it's one of those very like oh I'm an entrepreneur

yeah they're doing stuff and again sort of working different hours oh yeah bankers number two profession That's surprise me. Does that mean, like, people that work in the bank or, like, people that work in, like,

the hedge funds? Yeah. Mortgage brokers and stuff. This is, your, bankers, traders, investment professionals. Okay. They do unethical behaviours. And these include cheating. And the number one.

It's got a, oh, let's get, um, personal trainer. Oh, I'm going to say personal trainers as well. Teachers. What? Shut up. I've not have the lifeblood of this nation be tarnished like that. I know. But it's surprise me.

it's see, perhaps surprisingly, teachers have the most likely to cheat on the list, number one. I suppose, like, they're always on school holidays at the same time together, while their partners are going to work. Working long hours, and they experience burnout, and often use, like, another person, like, cheating to get over that burn. Burnout. I can't think of anything more stressful than having an affair. I'm trying to, adding to the stress. And now, you know, I'm going to add to the existential stress by cheating on my partner.

Media professionals, like radio announcers, didn't make the list. They were in at number eight, though, if there was a top ten, but we were just doing the top five. Has anyone in this room cheated? No way. Well, they reckon one in three, so if it's not me and Ash? Well, I've never done it. I've never cheated.

Wait, Hannah wouldn't murder you. Oh, God. My wife would not be worth living. Your wife wouldn't be? My life. Oh, right. Okay. But have we missed something?

Because I know that we did this a couple of years ago, and police came through. Oh, yes. There's hundreds of people coming saying police officers. Maybe they just think they're above the law. The rules don't apply to them. They also think these lists are just made up, aren't they? Okay, well, who needs to go on the list? Hey, I'm dating two of this profession.

You stop hating on my lad Bible list, okay? Yeah. Who are these lads in what is their Bible? Okay, occupation is most likely to cheat in your experience. That you'll never date again. So if you bump into someone at a bar and you go, oh, what do you do? And they say that profession and you're like, I'm out. Not doing that again.

I mean, you could just call up and just give us the profession of your cheating X and then we'll just be like, yeah, they're all cheated. Yeah, that's true. We'll see if anything comes through. Personal trainers do you get a bad rap. I'm not sure if they deserve it. A little text that just came through. We'll wait until we come back to read that one out on the air.

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Right, the top five professions, if you want to rip through them again, Dan, that are most likely to cheat on you. Yeah, according to this relationship expert, pilots and flight crew, nurses and doctors, ultrapreneurs and ultra-entrepreneurs. How do you say that? Entra, entrepreneurs. It's just entrepreneur. Yeah, banker. Peneur makes it sound like manure.

Yeah. And teachers. If you had a poo business, you could be an ultra manure. Ultra manure. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. But there's a lot of stuff we've missed off that list.

and there's a lot of people calling through dobing in certain professions. I love it, Amy, because we were like, surely teachers aren't cheating. She said, I agree with teachers. Oh, no, now I'm saying to her name. It wasn't, it was actually Hannah has said this, sorry. She said, I know a few who have been with moms on school camp. Wow. Yeah, the mom goes off to the school camp as at the parent, and then bad a big,

badaboo. Oh, my gosh. A young hot PE teacher maybe. Now, this person wants to be anonymous. We've put a voice disguiser on you, but you wanted to, a job in a certain profession that's a cheater. Yes. Hi, guys.

Hi, darling. What's the profession? It is teachers. Okay. Oh, really? Teachers as well. Okay. So that's come through.

So I was the camp story. Oh, that was you. Okay. So, I mean, Hannah. Were you on the camp? Well, I'm not saying where I'm from, but I've got a job that I see a lot of women, all in kind of one community

and my daughter went to the school where this happened so there was yeah repeat a sender so one male teacher really

not financial yes he had a fiancé who had no idea they were engaged and I know of three mothers three moms Wow

What happens on school camp Stay's on school camp Well clearly not It's pretty It did get around with one And I know I don't know exactly what happened But about a year later

He was escorted To the principal's office And then was Put him in detention Imagine being an adult Going into the principal's office Wow Oh, thank you, voice disguised.

There's another person that wants a voice disguise as well. Good morning. Hello. Hello, darling. All right, so what are the professions that you think are classic when it comes to cheating? Security at events and concerts. Okay. Bruises and pool valet attendants.

Is that just the occupation of your last three boys? boyfriends? Plus one. Okay. Oh, God. He did a lot of jobs. He can't commit to a one person or one job. I think he's just got commit to me.

She's in general probably. The pool valet thing. I thought that was just a stereotype. You know, shirt off in the summer, yeah, cleaning the pool. And then all of a sudden the mum says, do you want to drink? Come inside. It actually happens? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, thank you very much for sharing. I mean, a lot of us coming through real estate agents has come through a couple of times, police officers again. A lot of people saying police and defence force personnel because they're away for so long. The army, someone else takes that in. I guess because they're staying in barracks a lot of the time. Yeah, and you haven't seen your partner in six months a year.

They're way on the ship. Builders, tradies copping it a bit as well. Don't cheap guys. And then this one, funnily enough, a fraud investigator. Pity for him, he was great at investigating, but not so great at hiding his own cheating in a secret bank accounts. Definitely an X now.

Wow. What a hypocrite, eh? If you're investigating these people that are cheating, you're doing it yourself. I guess you'd know, hopefully you'd know what you were doing. Yeah, and how to not get caught because you know the mistakes people make,

but clearly this one wasn't very good. All right, Ash's got a schedule live day for us. What's going on? This one, if you remember Pink and her daughter Willow's and cover me in sunshine a couple years ago, there's a bit of an update here and it will blow your mind. Baby girl, all grown up.

Dan doesn't like when parents let their kids sing on their songs Clint Megan Dan Scandal Quite a scandal With Ash London Well normally it is Where's she gone Someone's in trouble Clint

School holidays Not radio holidays She left she was like I'm just gonna head out for a second And she ducked out of the studio And I said to her I said Ash you've not got time for that da And she said I'll do it

And then here she is What have you lied and said I was going to do No I just said that I told you didn't I, that you wouldn't have time? Did you say that I was doing something embarrassing? No, no, no, no, I said you were doing, I don't know what you were doing. Swear on my dad's life? You didn't say, I was like, oh, she's going to do a poo?

No, I would never. Okay. I would never. Well, do you guys remember when Pink and her daughter Willow did that this song, right? Showing me with good time. And I've got to admit, I'm kind of with you, Dan, where I don't like hearing little kids singing on songs. I don't mind her, like, doing the duet thing with her mum. Maybe it's when her mum let her go.

like solo at the end. Cover me in sunshine. Showing me with good time. We'd all do it. If we would add a chance, whatever. We'll all tell the lamest stories about our kids and things that have done,

you literally don't have a story about your kid asked you to pull your finger and did a fart. You were like, it's the best. I'd prefer that on stage than Pink's daughter singing, to be honest. You're definitely letting Buddy sing on a song if you had the chance.

I would have sadly right. You have so right. No, you've never been more eye, Clint. If Pink brought Willow on on and she willow goes pull my finger and then pink pulls it and she farts I would laugh. Okay well Hugh Jackman was doing a big radio

city music show and he had Pink and Willow and him singing oh it's that song a da da da da da da a million dreams I love it from the greatest showman she's 14 years old now and old mate Willow sounding bloody good

She's good, she's good, she's come, good. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. Oh, yeah, good. Yeah, she's good voice. I do feel a little bit but hurt about it because I remember I was picked for a selfie once when she was in Auckland

she was walking down the street with Willow and I said to her, I was like, can I get a selfie? She's like, no, I'm with my daughter. I'm like, now she's thrusted her into the spotlight. She can't get enough photos. Why to make it about you, Dad? Yeah, but you know, like she was like oh no, I don't take some photos with my daughter.

I don't want her to be public. It's like, well, now she is. Yeah, that's different. Her, like, donning a ball gown and getting up there and doing what she probably wants to be a singer now is different to like getting a selfie with some dude she doesn't know. some rando on the stream could be weird what was the scenario where were you where was she she was

outside her hotel sky city grand yeah okay and i'd heard i'd been tipped off because i work in the radio that she was there so you went there they're specific no and they were like go down and get it and i was so i went down with a recording device and stuff and i went up to her and i was like can i have a photo and she goes no i'm with my daughter and i went piss off pink stuff yeah and then you get boom i pull my finger she was like this is interesting and i did it and then i got arrested What an original gag that was All right

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For my house So I was kind of like Oh I felt bad for everyone else But if they can send it all over the world I'll post up to the country zone You should click and collect it Yeah It's true

You can't be getting that post at your lady bum Yeah Actually, they do, the same before they do, like, scary contact lenses, but they also do just normal ones. And I wanted to be, I wanted to have green eyes for a while. So I've been meant to swing by and just grab some. That's embarrassing. What, just wanting green eyes?

That's taking it too far. You're not 10, man. I might get them for Halloween, and they might just keep wearing them. Oh, no, just, you know, just left her from Halloween. This is his favourite time of the year, Halloween. God, he dresses up. Quick question for your next. Are you allowed to decline the invitation to be a groomsman or a bridesmaid for your best friend's wedding?

I'd argue you can't But then other people are saying you can It depends There's a lot of factors I reckon There's something else you can do To get around it which is something I've had to do this week actually It's so funny you ring it up Alright and Chabella's next

Dan is not going to be in his good friends Good Books Well hopefully they're not listening Because they live in Australia so let's bank on that But I have been invited to a wedding Nice And it is in Australia And it's one of my wife Hannah's good friends

Not in the best friend circle but she knows it pretty well. Yeah, yeah. We weren't going to go. Yeah. Because it's expensive. Yeah. I'm not even gone home for Christmas

because I'm like, it's too expensive. And we can't afford to go over and we've got George as well and we can't afford childcare. So it was just a whole thing, so we were like, we're not going to go. In the last couple of days, I have been propositioned by the groom

to be one of his groomsmen. Oh. Not best man. Not best man. Because Dan has never been a best man. I've never been a best man. Even though he's had a best man, he didn't get asked. Have you, had you already RSVP, no?

No, we hadn't. So we'd literally, I think it was maybe two weeks ago we got the invitation, and then this has transpired that now I've been invited to be the groomsman. I know you have to go. Now I'm kind of like, my God, it is an honour. Of course. But still, nah. I think.

You can turn down MC. You can turn down MC and go, oh, sorry, mate. Like, I don't think I'm about emcee. You can't turn down a groomsman or a bride's name. I got texted this week about emceeing a wedding, and I just ignored it. I just haven't responded. I'm hoping they'll get the message. Yeah.

Because you're enjoying. At least if you're a groomsman, you can get on the piss and have fun. When you're emcee, you can't drink. Well, I choose not to drink because I want to have my wits about me. You end up spending the whole night as an unpaid employee. Yes. Wrangling the parents of the bride for their speeches. The worst job.

I'm always the emcee. You should get paid for that. Yes. I've been the celebrant for a lot of my friends' weddings. and at least there was obviously the work in the beginning but it's like by the time the party starts your job's over although then you end up being a shirtless celebrant doing a hucker on a party bus and everyone's like

is that the guy who married you? I can beat two people all right? I've got a lot of my personality. And it's also like lots of attention. Like people look and go, oh he's so multi-skilled. The celebrant is probably the easiest one because at least you get to, your job's over after the ceremony and then you can relax.

I'm arguably one of the most. important jobs of the day, but you're at over the quickest. Wait, how many groves he's got? If he's one of those guys who's got like six, then don't worry about it. If he's only got two, like you and one other. It's my understanding.

It's the best man, me and one other. Yeah, you've got to go. So there's three. But it's so expensive. And I just feel like I don't actually know him that well. I'm kind of like a ring in because I don't think he has money for it. Oh, you did have to say that in the radio. No, you have to go.

You can say... Oh, don't play. Now it makes me look like an asshole. No, you need to play the pity card on yourself and say we're struggling financially at the moment. Oh, then I don't want him to pity me. Well, then, Beesbrot Grusman then. I would be pulling the finances card.

Okay. And say, like, we're really... Which is true. We can't. It's a big financial outlayer that we just don't have right now. Wow, that's not true. They can. His wife does very well, so...

Oh, I don't know. We both do well. gambling debt they have accrued or something they're like bought into a timeshare in Vegas and they can't get us. No, that's a good idea, I say that. Okay, does Dan have to go? Has anyone ever turned down a Grimsman?

We are getting texts to say people have turned it down. I reckon it ends friendships. And some of the texts are saying that it did end some friendships. Yeah. So now it's the choice of whether you want the friendship forever or if you're done with it. I mean, I don't want to not be friends with them, but also I'd like to keep my mum.

We're fighting behind the scenes because I'm like, Dan, go to the wedding that you've been asked to be a groomsman of of one of your great friends. Life is about experiences. Spend the money. I know, but it is a long way to go. Australia? It is. It's expensive. We looked into the flights. It's going to be about nearly $2,000 return. Yeah, easy. And so... Plus accommodation, car hire.

Yeah, exactly. That's four grand. But you're a groomsman, so he's clearly a great friend that wants to celebrate one of the great. days of his life with you by his side because he thinks you're going to give him an experience that he won't get if you're not there. Okay.

Maybe he wants you to hit the spot at the wedding. Absolutely not. He's having the person that would be his worst nightmare. Okay. So he doesn't want me to do that. But Brooklyn, now you've got some advice. You've declined to be a bridesmaid before.

I have you. Hold on, Dan's put you on the voice disguise. I'm sorry. Let me just move you. She doesn't want to be anonymous. Yes, you were in Brooklyn. Who was getting married? My dad.

Oh. Okay. And so is your relationship with your dad not good? No, I absolutely love my dad, but his choice in woman, not so much. Oh, he didn't like your step-mom. So he didn't want to support his choice, really? Yeah, I politely declined. Like I just said, oh, since it's not my mum and dad up there, it feels kind of wrong.

But it didn't go down that well. He's not with her now, so it's fine. So you were right in the end. But surely they would understand that part of you is going to want to not, like, you want to be on your mum's side. And like, they should have taken that and been like, yep, that's fair enough. What if your dad had asked you to be one of his groomsman on his side? That's a good one.

Yeah, I'd probably do it for my dad. But also, the lady just wasn't very nice to me at all. So it seems so crooked for her to even ask me. Good on you for sticking to your guns. I think, yeah, that's a great choice. Yes, Jess, good morning No, you've got her on the voice disguise again Who keeps doing that?

You put me on the voice disguiser You keep doing that It's not my fault Hey, Jess Hi What are you reckon, babe? Well, look, I love you, Dan And usually I'm on your side

I love you too, in this instance You might take that back In this instance, I think, yeah, you're wrong If you're close enough If you're close enough to be invited as a grooms in, that means that you're close enough to have to fork out the money to go to the wedding.

There are so many weddings in New Zealand that are, you know, Queen Saan, Wanaka, you just got to fork out the money to go to your close friend's wedding. Why are you so wise? How very dear. I get it, I do, but... Oh, shit. Yes, is right.

We don't regret these things. Someone else has said, you know what, life is too short to miss these things in life. Money comes and goes, but friends are important. don't regret something that could be amazing just for the sake of a little money. This is true. Generally, when you commit to it, you do end up having a wonderful time.

Someone else said, come on, Dan, what else are you going to be doing? Sitting at home, stroking your cat and fanboying over Liam Lawson. That's my idea of a good weekend, yes. That's exactly what I'm doing. Oh, the people know you so well. That's so lovely.

Yeah, thanks for, you know what, it's been really good advice. Okay, we'll take one more. Morning, Anonymous. Hi. Oh, you're on voice disguised. No, they want to be on. I can't win.

Why do you want to remain anonymous to weigh in on something like this? They could be listening actually and it is quite close to home. All the one's a small place. Okay. So what's the situation? So I initially got asked to be a bridesmaid and I

agreed to it and then it was months in advance and then I felt like we were drifting apart things weren't really going that well. And so I politely spoke to her and said, look, we're not as close anymore. I don't feel comfortable being next to you on your big day. Like you're going to have photos and stuff, which I thought I was doing the right thing. Yeah, so I got downgraded to guests and we aren't friends anymore.

Oh, man. Be honest. Was she starting to be a bit of a bridal? It's a hard one. Pardon? Was she starting to be a bit of a brideziller? Not really. Like there was five of us altogether, so it's not like she ended up with no one.

But I think it's absolutely okay to decline. As they're a good friend or, you know, still a friend, they should understand your reasons behind that. Any of my besties, if I told them I just can't do it, they would, that actually be like, you know what? We understand it's not a good deal. Well, maybe I'll do it, but I'm not taking a gift. No, no, if you have to fly overseas, there's no gift. No gift, eh? That's totally good.

They will do that next. If you have to go on a location wedding, do you have to take a gift? I don't think so. Your presence is presents enough. But they didn't put that on the invitation, which pisses me off. Oh, then you need to bring a gift. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast.

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