The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Hand print on the shower...?

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly used by AI... In today's episode, Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London dive into some entertaining and jaw-dropping topics. They kick off with first kiss nightmares and share personal awkward stories. Then, they enter the Truth Booth with Tom, who drops a bombshell about a vasectomy he's hidden from his partner while they're trying for a baby. The crew also laughs about funny and unfortunate name combinations from TikTok. In a gripping segment, journalist Patty Gower gives the latest updates on the Tom Phillips case. Plus, don't miss out on the chance to score a fast pass for Electric Avenue with some wild listener stories. Dive into an episode packed with laughter, scandal, and unexpected twists! 00:00 Introduction and Morning Banter02:09 6:00 AM Throwback and Electric Avenue Plans06:31 Hopeless Romantics Podcast Discussion08:04 Clint's Intimacy and Faith Journey10:48 Modern Family and Gay Representation in Hollywood12:42 Heartwarming Dad Moment14:35 Cardiology Nurse Interview18:59 Teddy Swims Interview Ideas19:58 Electric Avenue Ticket Giveaway27:45 As Seen on TikTok: Funny Name Combinations34:38 Dr. Goodhead and Funny Names35:21 Celebrity Gossip and Scandals39:09 Patty Gower on the Tom Phillips Case46:02 First Kiss Nightmares52:25 Truth Booth: The Vasectomy Secret01:07:27 Clickbait Callback: Cheating Before the Wedding

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Morning, everybody. It is 1 to 6 on your Wednesday. Good morning. Hello, my darlings. You both are in your... Oh, if I take my red jacket off, we're all in monochromatic. cheek today, and you've done very Ricky Martin

with the buttons down for doll, yes. Yeah. Some black pants? Who would have? I was inspired. I was like, oh, I've got Blake pants in a white top like that. Yeah, no, you're rocking that. Who would have thought anybody could have looked gayer than Ricky Martin? Thank you.

Thank you. That is such a compliment for Clutter. Some of my best-dressed friends are gay. Yes, thank you very much. It's always the ways. Good on you, Clint. Is there any buttons done up on that shirt? Wait, one, two, three, four.

Five out of six, thank you. Okay. I would love to see you in that top at some point with the buttons and then. You don't want to see me in that top. Because that looks hot and I think it would, I'm not saying it wouldn't look hot on you, it would just look different. And it would definitely look different. That's for sure.

I'll try it on Ash and you'll see. It'll look very different on me. All right, hey, exciting show this morning. We got a truth booth at 8 o'clock. We'll get the full story, but, I think the kid line is that she wants kids and he doesn't and he has been lying to her

about why they can't get pregnant. I already know that I hate this guy. Yeah. Because there's no way I'm not going to end up yelling at him. I'm going to, unlike you, Ash, give him the benefit of the doubt. That's good a few. And let's see what he's got to say for himself. Yeah, it's what I was supposed to do, isn't it?

I forgot to put Deodorant on again today because I've run out of my paste. Is that what I can smell? Your paste? I don't smell yet. Do you paste it on under your pits? I have a deodorant paste. Sexy.

No, what's sexy is not having chemicals in your underarms? Yes, aluminium. Bad for you. Yes, yes, yes, yes. God, it makes you smell good. Clint, megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. We always kick the shop by jumping into a 6am throwbacker.

You're excited about your Wednesday. Oh, what's it going to be? What's it going to be? In the system this morning, we have an artist. I've got a feeling I'm not going to want to play this one. I'm going to veto it. I just got a feeling. I got a feeling.

Oh, I think you could be wrong actually This is a electric av artist Who I'm probably I will be at electric av, we all will be We took the whole station there last time I need to book our accommodation Because it's going to sell out I'm not staying in time

Pover Airbnb sharing a bed with Oh I shared a room with Dan last time Don't mock it till you've tried it all right I shared a room with Dan last time And it was a bloody delight In fact I've still got footage Oh no now look at him No

He's gone into hyperfocus And he's not going to be able to move on Until he finds the footage I've got footage of Dan. I called him into the bathroom. I was like, Dan, what's this? What's this? And he goes, well,'s what?

This is what happened when you share a bathroom with Clint Randall. I turned the shower on, and it had started, like, steaming up. Yeah. And you know, like, if someone, like, you know, when your car fogs up and you wipe the fog, right? And then when it fogs up, next time, you can see where you last wiped. So when it fogged up, I saw this, like, right. handprint slightly to the left quite high on the wall

just against the glass and I was like... Were you masturbating in the shower? Oh my God! And I was like why? I know does anyone need to put their hand that high on the glass on a slow hand? What hand was it? What hand was it? It could have been to anybody's hand. I don't know I can't remember maybe it could have anyone's hand.

But I would never, I would never in a million years, you know me Clint. I couldn't have the, I wouldn't have the guts to do that sort of thing at a hotel hotel and sharing it with Clint. Well if wasn't Dan someone did which ugh but I said to Dan come here you dutty dutty boy I was like we've been sharing a row

and look what you've done and Dan's face and then moment when he saw the hamperin was like oh god it was like it's like I'd found the murder weapon and he was like oh my god the murder weapon for goodness sake I can't believe you would do that you

sexual deviant there was a lot of downtime I'll show you the videos Ash and I'll show you the hamper and you'll be oh he definitely did well we've all done weird stuff in work trips on hotel rooms, I had the can of coke up my ass. You masturbated in a shower. I think you need to context that because she had hemorrhoids. I was just resting on the anus.

And you're the only one. We'll discover yours in time. I wonder whether Clint saw it because he was about to put his hand in the same place. Yeah, that's exactly right. Wait, who's already had their hand there? Why else when he reached up and got, wait a second. Somebody's been here before me. That's the day he realised he's got smaller hands than me too. But we had a lot of fun sharing a room, middle electric game.

Anyway, I think if I could only catch one artist at Electric Avenue, you know, sometimes two of your favourites are playing at the same time. You've got to make a call. Cassia, I couldn't miss, I couldn't miss Cassia. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, I've seen her live a couple times. Have you? Never, never.

I was at a festival, and I was interviewing people backstage as she walked through, and it was in a real glitter phase. And it was, like, her and all her dances, and as they walked through the backstage, it was just glitter falling on the floor. everywhere we'd look for the next two days. I was like, oh, like, Kish's glitter's on me. Like, it was just, it was everywhere.

Yeah, glitter is hard to get glitter out. I've got a onesie on it, it's riding up. A bit of a camel toe. Not a camel toe. Moose knuckle. No, that's more the back. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. This Friday, if you get on the air between 6am and 10m,

you will go for free. Double past all yours. I just found, like, the most amazing accommodation on Airbnb. I was going to book it, then I was like, actually, I won't be on this show anymore, so. Oh, that. That's really sad. You guys can stay in a Pover hotel where Dan Jacks off in the shower.

I don't do that. And I'll stay on my own. Can I not be known as the guy that on the work trips does that? Because I swear on my life, hand on heart, did not do that. That's... How shame? I know there's no shame. And I said to Clinton, I would have admitted it if I'd done it.

Oh, we had some laughs. We had some laughs. Yeah, well, you're having some laughs now. At my expense. Hey, I just want to read an email that I got to. Okay, where the hell did it go? It was actually from you, Ash. Oh, what have you said?

Was it the one I sent you last yesterday? Yeah, but I'm just going to read it to you. What's wrong with it now? Ash's got a podcast called Hopeless Romantics. I was on it the other day. You were my first guest. She was great. She's a good interviewer.

Great download numbers. Hopeless Romantics, if you want to get it on Rovers, if you go on Spotify, there's video. What's the premise of the podcast for anyone who hasn't tuned in before? Hopeless Romantics. Yeah. Hopless Romantics is just all about love and romance and using films and books to like, you know,

better understand our lives that I've bromantics is men that I admire. Okay. Do you admire me, Ash? That's really. That's quite a compliment. Oh, bless you. Because originally I got him on to do Notting Hill, because he loves Notting Hill. And then I was like, wait a second, why don't I talk about more than that? Yeah. Good on you.

Well, I'm just going to read you the first sentence and just see. Because at first I was like, oh my God, they got an email from Ash. And then I started reading this and I was like, bitch. What do you mean? I thought it was a lot. I read the email like five times over it. In my head. That makes it worse.

Friend. So far, so good. Sounds lovely, so far. Absolutely no pleasure. But I would love to have you on to draw all things in love and road. I'm going to say, pressure. I was like, no pleasure, fine. If you don't want to do it and you're just asking me because you ask Dan and stuff out.

No, I know you're busy. No, I think what she did is she doesn't want to hear all the nitty-gritty stuff in your relationship because that will give her no pleasure. No, I absolutely do want to hear it. That's why I got him on. Absolutely no pleasure. Okay, well, geez, you could have pretended at least that you always. Remember how I sent you guys a text this morning to say I need some extra time because I'm so tired?

Yeah, I was up real late sending those kinds of emails. Dan says he thinks it might have meant to say absolutely no pressure. Of course I did. You need to talk a little bit about Clint's intimacy because he said some stuff to me about his intimacy that I'm like, wow, Clint. What do you know what I really want to talk about with Clint? Because we both were like quite religious. We're not religious as a yuck word. We had like part of a faith community

You had a spiritual whatever When we in our 20s And he turned it into marriage And I turned it into just celipacy Yeah well I am both I had five years of celibacy I had a lot more celibacy than you did So I think we need to be interesting conversation

Because I had had two sexual partners Before I then met my now wife And we decided to wait until we were married So I waited five years With her Knowing what it was like But we always discussed whether it was worth never knowing or knowing what you're missing out on and missing out on it.

You know Clint's wife, he had a broken, was it a broken arm? And he had to shower and he couldn't wash himself. Oh no, I had broken my collarbone. And he couldn't shower himself. So his wife, to wife to be, had to wash him. But they couldn't do anything else. Imagine that. I know how that would.

That's not sick. But we never, but we never did. Are you serious? Yeah, I know. The problem is me going on your podcast. No, never did that. What? I know.

You have to come on the podcast. But the problem is, I'll be an oversharer, and I'll say, like, too much stuff. Yeah, but Dan, there was a couple of moments where, like, he said some names, he shouldn't. I always, I got on editor, I'm really, really anal with the edit, because you know me, I'm an overthinker, and I'll always, like, I'll never be like, well, you said it. The difference between, like, us and our, the reason, the only reason we'd have hesitation after we've said something is, like, we're completely open books and always have been, probably comes with the terror. But when you're talking about somebody else, you're like, is my wife going to kill me? Is she going to kill me if she finds out that I see that publicly?

Do you know what we could do? You do the first 15 minutes by yourself and then Jamie joins us. Yes. That could be fun. That is good. That could be fun. Anyway, are you going to do the podcast? Yeah.

Okay. Thank God. I know all that. He's like, cause I'm going to do podcasts. Yeah. She was like, no pressure if you don't want to do it. I'll still love you forever, even if you see BF. And I was like, cool, I'm going to do it.

Even if I didn't want to, I'd still do it. Thanks, mate. Even though there's absolutely no pleasure. I take no pleasure in it, the same way you won't take any pleasure in recording it. I meant sexual pleasure. Yeah, right. It was me reiterating that we're just friends, in case you were getting any ideas. You have three and a half minutes to find the biggest scandalous, most entertaining story in the world right now for everyone.

Can't wait. Clint Megan Dan. Lesh go! Gossip and entertainment. Clit megan Dan with Ash London scandal. But family. one of my favorite shows of the past couple of years. Always a bit of fun, an easy watch.

I've never got into it. Fair enough. Do I need to? Because I love Friends. I love Schitt's Creek. It's not on that level. It's an easy watch. You're right. Like, you could put it on mindless viewing. Yes. Yeah. Well, we know Cam. Mitch and Cam are the gay couple in this. This is a bit of audio from Cam. People don't know who I'm talking about.

Cam, thank you for helping me. Oh, it's my pleasure. Stella! Oh my God. What? You see her? No. But I see myself in the role I was born to play. Star! A street car name Desire,

reference if those, I don't know. The Eric Stone Street, the actor who played Cam, married to a hot woman. Show her! He's gay in real life. He's so believable. He is a straight man,

and he's married an absolute hot. Oh, damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How did... I mean, I guess it was a long time ago when they did Modern Family, but I mean, I wonder how the gay community feel about that.

when you have someone who's not gay, acting as a gay person. Oh, it's called acting for a random. I think it's because it's Hollywood, like, so many gay men have played straight for so many years. You can do it the other way around. Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, they've all played them. Yeah, I guess I wonder where the line is where people are pretending to be somebody else, and then you go, well, hold on, why can't, whatever the minority has, have those roles? Yeah, but I think in Hollywood, gay people aren't minorities.

I think you'll find that most people, you know, there's a lot of homosexuals in Hollywood. I think it's fine. It's different if it was like playing a short person. And he did a phenomenal job. You gave me a gun to my head and you asked me the question. I'd be like, no. It's so believable. And you know Neil Patrick Harris, who was gay in real life,

he was in How I Met Your Mother, and he played a really masculine straight guy very well. A little man's man, a man, what's the word that I can say? A man's man? No, like a man. A man slut. Yeah, you can say that. Yeah, you can say that.

I was turning to my little voice. I was chatting him a little boy last night Or maybe it was night before And I was giving him a kiss good night And he's always had the softest little lips And I said to him Oh, girls are going to love kissing you when you're older That's a weird thing to stay at all

Yeah, especially when he's like eight years old And I said But then I called myself and I said Or the boys All the boys And he looked at me like, what? I said, well it's up to you And whichever you decide to kiss

Artai dad will love you all the same No, isn't he a good dad He's to redeem himself. Well done. But he did look at me like, what do you mean? I was like, well, hey, just, you know. There are options, mate. You have options growing up.

Yeah, he does. And he's got a great dad. He really does. Yeah, but again, now that you say that, that it's weird. He's got a softest, isn't heaps. You know, buddy's got to say, but buddies, because he's still a little. When I kiss, he was always saliva on his lips. Oh, yeah.

There's nothing worse than a week because of, yeah. Yeah, man. Clint to teach him. We're a lip-kissing family, though. Dad will always chase your lips. My wife and my brother's wife are always like, he'll literally, he like chases us with him. I'm like, you don't feel special.

He does that with the boys too. He kisses me and my brother on the lips. And my nightmare, Jim's there. I feel like your wives should be immune to that. They should be able to be like, no, John. No, thank you. I'll pass, Johnny Lee. He's like, I'll find you.

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Yes So cardiology nurse, so you're in a hospital, so do you have to deal with people after they've had heart attacks or heart surgeries, things like that? Yeah, heart attacks and things mainly, yep. Yeah. What's the craziest thing you've seen when someone's come out of an anaesthetic? Oh.

I don't really have anaesthetic, actually. It's just sort of like a bit of sedation. So they're usually in their way. How many people, since you've started doing this job, have, like, died on the table. No, and then come back to life. Oh, is that a real thing? Yeah, can you actually?

You know, people say, I died, but I came back to life. Is it like, when you didn't technically die, or that is actually true, that can happen? Yeah, yeah, probably a few, yeah. Do you want, wow. Do you watch Shortland Street, Claire, and go, oh, my God, that is so not what happens in real life. You know, like, when they run those things together

and go, okay, Claire, and they go, and shock them back to life. Does that actually happen? It's not quite the same, just like the bankrupt pads and you press a button, it's not like you rub the things together or anything like you see in the movie. Yeah.

See you? I love doctors. I find doctors the most. Me too. How many lives do you think you will have saved? Claire? Come on, don't be humble now. Don't be humble.

Oh, my God. Can't even count? I don't know. Bless you. Too many. It's a team thing. Yeah. How many times have been part of a team?

Mainly Claire. When you've saved a life? Oh, quite, probably a few, yeah, I don't know. I've heard that the pet, the new medical drama, The Pet, is the most, like, true-to-life representation of, like, what it's like. Same, I've heard that. Do you watch that, though, Claire? I feel like you'd go home and not want to watch that sort of thing. Yeah, no, but lots of my colleagues have watched it, and he's recommended it and said it's really good, but I just have been had the time.

She's too busy saving lives, guys. Hey, if you're planning, because I know you're in Christch, Claire, if you're planning on going to Electric Ave next February, don't forget, pre-sales, midday today. Or every caller wins if you get on our show on Friday, between 6 and 10, you can go for free. Okay? Thank you.

Good on you, Claire. I love you, Claire. You know, my dad's in hospital at the moment, and I've had a lot to do with, or them dealing with a lot of people, a lot of the nurses and a lot of the doctors within the hospital, and they're incredible. Like, so lovely.

Double their pay. Double them, triple them. Isn't it funny as well? feel like Claire, you're in the perfect occupation. Because don't, I mean, I don't know if they do this, but don't they go, they rub the pedals and they go, Claire, push!

And you'd be like, yeah, and like, that must be confusing for you. Like, every time they do that, you're like, oh, they're like, what? Because her name is Claire? Yeah. Oh, God. I just think you've just... Sorry, Claire. Sorry, darling. It's like, it's like finding out

your hairdresser's last name is Barber. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, that wouldn't happen. Yeah, there are people aren't. That laugh that Claire's giving you right now. Just so no, he's a petty. Petty.

I just want to let you know that. She's not really love. Thanks, Claire, and apologies for the last minute of this phone call. We love you. Keep doing what you're doing. I wouldn't normally be awake. Thank you for getting up early and chatting to us this morning. Yeah.

All right, you hold there and we'll grab that voucher. We'll send it out to you ASAP. Thanks so much, guys. It's a great day. Yeah, and you. Great day. It's only up from here. Be honest.

Do you think I could have been a good doctor? No. What do you mean? No, you know, all the germs on a hospital? You could not do it. No, I'd mean PPE, but I think I'd be very thorough. I've got a great bedside manner, and I'm also obsessed with diagnosing things. Yeah, but someone would come on and go, oh, I've got an infected wound,

and you go, no, I'm not touching it. Yeah, go away. A nurse would do that, and I'd stand back and go. You're so busy, I think you'd be the type of doctor that would accidentally leave like a scalpel inside them. You'd be like, where the hell did that go? It's not busy. I'm just crap. But thank you.

You did a great surgery and then undid all you can work by leaving the scalpel inside them. Yeah, okay. So maybe I wouldn't be, maybe a gene. Maybe a GP would be better because it's more chatty. Then she's got people coughing in front of her. And you don't like to use chat GPT because how much energy it uses

and I'm pretty sure the docs are doing that. No, they do. I put a glass screen up like the bubble doctor. But everyone would have wanted to be. Everyone would want to come to me but I wouldn't touch them. She's the gimmicky doctor. I'm with the bubble around her.

Clint Megynne's and stinky boo. Teddy swims the door. Not long before he's in the country actually. Yeah. One of our phase old Teddy. Yeah, we're trying to get him in for an interview, but we're trying to come up with some interesting ideas to do with him. Because he's the type of guy

that he'll give more of his time than most. And he said he wants to come in. Yeah. I wonder if we do like a postcode playlist with him for a place around New Zealand and he sings it. Be crazy not to. Do you know my wife? Because we vived last time he was here. She was like, when she found out he was coming back, she was like, you should text him. And I was like, and text him what?

And she goes, ask him if he wants to come around for dinner and whatever, because she goes. No, that's nice. And I go, why would he do that? And she's like, because he must just like always eat at restaurants and takeout and he might enjoy just like a home-cooked meal. I would enjoy one of Jamie's home-cooked meals. Oh, she's a great, good, better than the restaurant. That Thai beef salad she made

this week, I was salivating onto my phone. Yeah, but I'm just wondering if Teddy Swims is like... Yeah, but then they'd get him to go on the spa, nude with them, and it'd get awkward. Depends how long he stays. It'd be weird. Oh, it's a big one. Clickbait callback. All right, we're giving you the chance to get on the air this week with a great yarn that you've been

hanging on to, not telling us about. And if it's our favour this week, we will fast-past you and call you 6 a.m. Friday morning because of course every caller wins that they'll pass to electric av between 6 and 10 Friday. Now the annoying thing is the best headline in my opinion was the person that texts her and said fake pregnancy for nine months but they can't talk on the phone. What's the point of sending us the little tease? Hey maybe there's a read maybe maybe she's deaf. How did she hear this? Alyssa? Yeah, how did she hear? Because I do a, I do a special stream in something, which is that she's been...

Ash's voice is so high that only dogs and deaf people can hear her. Yeah. Yeah, no, so she can't come on. So the next best ones, I would say this one came through. His proposal made me sick. What happened there? Was it a beef Wellington situation? Or was it just a real ecky proposal where you're just like, oh no, all the cliches combined into like one night?

Or he said a ring in like a sound. and moose or something shows off You'll ring You're just hard to get the smell out There's this one as well Chill lads Drinks turns into party bus

On ambulance Cheating X left on holiday I do like a stranger A crowbar and a manhole Oh that sounds like a country song The name of a country song A stranger a crow bar and a manhole That is Stacey

Stacey Congratulations you're in the running This week for the Fast Pass at 6am What's the yarn? What's the story? So I used to be a push bike postee back in the day I had saved up my money and bought I think it was an iPhone 4 or 6 back then

About my push bike just delivering you know And then someone was ringing me So obviously you go to swipe to answer that call And I dropped it down a drain So I was like well who can I call Obviously my phone's down the manhole I knocked on a stranger's door asking for a crowbar

he was like what the heck's going on he opened up this manhole and I trusted him enough to hold me down and retrieve my phone Wow Stacey

it's a good story but I feel like you need to add some like Oh then he shut the manhole on you And then you thought he was a psycho but he was just a jokester Yeah and then he got down on one knee And then he got down on one knee and looked into your eyes And you realised you were in love with you

Yeah and then every time you go past the street, you'd wave and head wave, and then you guys form some sort of emotional connection, and now you have three kids with him. Yes. And you own a crowbar company. No, I'm too far. Too far. Great. It's always a posty, right? Always a postie. Always drinks twice, baby. Okay. Well, you

got us. You hooked us in with your headline, which means you are in the running to be in the front of the queue on Friday. Okay, we quickly got Rachon. His proposal made me sick. Rache, you're in the running two now for the fast past 6am Friday. What happened? Good morning. Well,

We went for a little flight from Palmer's North Airport, and we went up. It was a really beautiful day. They got really windy. And I was just vomiting so much on this plane. I actually missed the big sign of the family paddock saying, will you marry me? And I was just covered and vomit.

And it was so terrible. So did you end up getting married in the end? We did. Yes, we did. But like a waste of time, I guess, paying for the flight, but also the amount of time he would have spent burning, will you marry me into the field that you missed. It's kind of worth it for the story, though, I reckon.

Yeah. At the end of the day. And it could have got, it could be getting you electric half tickets. Yeah, make sure, 6am Friday, if you're like, who the hell is calling me at this time in the morning? It could be us. Well do. All right, thanks, ladies.

Appreciate it, babe. All right, we will get into spa full of stars next. Your chance to have a crack at it. There are only two stars left. If you missed it, Billy Elish is star one. Russell Crow is star three and Averillovina is star four So we only need the second and the fifth voice

It's getting hot here Getting here Are we get it done? It's getting hot in here Can we get it done before the weekend? I reckon we can They both... Yes two names And you get a $45,000 bar Someone say that's easier than easy money Yeah

And worth five... It's getting hot in here We had this spa Good time Hi Yo, please Morning, it's just gone 7 o'clock. Your chance to win a $45,000 sparp. We've got a hell of a lot easier this morning.

There are only two voices left. So we know Billy Elish. She is the first voice, and we know Averill Levine is the fourth. And then yesterday we found out Russell Crowe is voice three. To be honest, I'm surprised we've got here this quickly. Because it is quite a tricky thing to decipher. And the great part about this game is other people,

hard work. Like, what they've done prior to now can really just have you, like, jump in right at swooping in the last minute and win a $45,000 a spar pool. So we need getting and here, which, from what I can tell, are both male voices. Play it again. It's getting hot.

In mail. Here. Here. Okay. Who do you think they are? A hundred bucks cash if you put a correct star in the correct spot. But a $45,000 spart pool, if you can put the remaining two in the correct spot. I mean, everyone's going to want to be coming around to your house.

Well, for some people, that wouldn't be a good thing, I suppose. But now that, you know, summer's coming, a bit more outdoor. You can be in there while the kids are playing. I spent some time in the spa the other day. I went in just thinking I'd be going in for two minutes just to get some photos for social. How long were in there for like 20 minutes? And I would have stayed longer if Clint had got in and started rubbing his feet all over me. Well, no, we're just, mate, we're both six feet.

So if you're sitting, it's a big spa, but if you're sitting in one corner facing me, and I'm facing you, our feet are going to be up in each other's grills. I want to be in the spa while Jamie's making canapes and those mango margaritas she made for me that one time. Yeah, and then we've got one of those like inflatable things that keep your drinks and it keeps all your drinks in there and they just float around the pool and just pick one as you feel. Fern's waiting on the line and she is ready to guess the stars in the spa.

How are you, Fern? Morning, morning. I'm good, how are you? Good, so you've been playing along at home. You know there's only two more left to guess. What are the two that are missing? Voice 2 and Voice 5, who do you think they are, Fern? Isn't that voice 3 in Voice 5? It's Getting and Here.

It's Getting, which is the second voice, and Hot End, here. So we've got Billy Elish at 1. Who's number 2? Chris Hemsworth? Chris Hemsworth? Okay, good guess, male, yeah, good work. And then we've got Russell Crow, the Inverillivine, and who's last? Michael Booblee, I reckon.

Oh, the boo. Oh, that could actually be it. Yeah, hell of as far that would be. Can I play it again, Clintie? Here it is. It's getting hot in here. All right. Fern, you have unfortunately not guessed any new stars in the correct spot this morning.

But good try, Fern. You know what? Thanks, guys. We love you. Cheers, Fern. Back again at 8 o'clock, another chance for you to guess next on the show, as seen on TikTok. Why can you never take your partner's last name? I love this.

Like if I married, loved a man whose surname was Trey. Ash Trey. Wouldn't work with it. Exactly. And so people on Tic-Tac have worked out why their first name won't work with their partner's last name, why they could never take it. And some of them are hilarious.

We'll go through the best ones next. Clint, Megan, Dan. Right, let's get into it. As seen on TikTok. The latest trend going around TikTok at the moment, which seems to be giving people a bit of a giggle. I was like, we could do this. In fact, I think in a way,

a roundabout way, we have been doing this for the last few months. Outrageous names. And it's usually a combo of a first name and a last name. Isolated, the first name and the last name, probably fine. But when you put them together, ho, ho, ho, it can be funny.

And this happens when people get married because when you name a baby, you know what their surname's going to be, so you're not going to give them so embarrassing name. But you can't then control who they go off and fall in love with. Yeah, like if you had like a, Miss Marbles, you know, like the marbles. and then she starts getting together with a guy named Taj

and he wants to take her last name. Probably not. You probably wouldn't in that case, would you? Yeah. Same with this person. Hold on, Ash is working it out. Say it fast. Taj Marbles.

No, thank you. Touch my balls, okay. Okay. What about this one? There's a girl called Izzy. Lovely name for a girl. Lovely and very popular. Yeah.

Except she's dating a guy called James Inuit. Is he in yet? No, that's a lie. You're being troiled on that way. No, it's on TikTok. Yeah, but it doesn't. Okay. Oh, it's on.

TikTok, I will believe it then. There's a girl called Brooke. Lovely name. But she's dating a guy called Jake Horniebrook. So her name would be Brooke Horniebrook. You'd be changing that to Honeybrook, wouldn't you? Yeah. Okay, we want to know.

I'll wait under the edge or text us three, three, four, three. Oh, I got one more. Okay. Her name's Millie, and she's fallen in love with Harvey Willie. Oh, Millie Willie. That's cute. But again, if your surname's Willie, you're changing it. Yeah.

That's not on her. That's on him. And you may have never called our show before, but you're like, oh my God, guys, we get such a giggle out of my partner's last name. And you've thought it through, and you go, there is no way I can take his name. Or if you're the guy in the relationship,

you'd be like, there's no way I could take her name or their name, whatever, because you've actually done the maths, and it just doesn't check out. Someone's already text through saying my wife's maiden name is Sprout, and my name is Russell. You do the math. No. Russell Sprout.

You know, actually, I would take that. That's hilarious. Yeah, Russell Sprout, never heard no one. That's funny. Russell Sprout, it's hilarious, mate. Yeah. Yeah, or double barrel it, you know. Yeah.

My Nana's best friend is called, and her last name's Hertz, H-E-R-T-Z, first name Fanny. Fanny Hurts. Come on. That's not anything to do with getting married. That's just having a funny name. Yeah, maybe that was not her maiden name

and she took married into it. That's like Fannie Schmeller. That's my favorite one. Yeah, she's lovely. Now, let's all. The skier. Can we all just pledge and agree that we won't troll Dan in this next bit? Okay, promise.

It's just true stories only, guys. We don't want our Dan to look like an idiot. Because that would be the first time on this show that's happened. You know what? I think it's almost impossible to make me look like an idiot. Yeah. Oh, don't tease people. All right, I went under the edge of three, three, four, three.

Why can you never take your partner's last name? 8 o'clock this morning we have a truth booth All we know is that Tom and his partner are trying for a kid But they are never going to get pregnant And Tom knows why, but he hasn't told his wife Yeah, I can tell him going to yell at this guy Yeah

But there must be a good excuse or a good reason I'd hope so I'm waiting to hear it Alright right now as seen on TikTok There's a bit of trend going around Of people posting their first and last name And their partner's first and last name Saying why I can never take their name

if we ever get married because they've done the maths and they've worked out that their first name with their partner's last name just no go. Like this person that's text through was going to take my hubby's last name till I said what my name would be out loud Philippa Bath A bit of fun

Take it! Take it! It's hilarious! It's so good. The amount of joy you would bring to people's lives every time they send you a bill or an invitation. Alirious. Anita's text through saying my partner's name name as Dyke, didn't take his last name. Anita Dyke. Okay, it feels

like Anita can be with anything really, and it becomes a bit naughty. Got to be careful with Anita's. Oh, we got Anita. Oh, we've got another Anita on the phone. Hi, Tony, you had a team leader at work. We had an Anita situation. What was her surname? Good, thank you. Yeah, okay, so get this. Anita Beveridge. Amazing. Anita beverage. Who doesn't?

Was that a... Yeah, right. Is that her partner's last name? I'm not kidding, either. Was she born with it, or did she take it in marriage? I think her, like, to be honest I think her maiden name was green or something So I found it bizarre that you'd take that But to be honest, I like the vibe Yeah, we could be friends

Actually, I think me and Anita would get on Great She'd hear me drink her out of interest I don't know I mean Oh, she's gone I lost you Tony Yeah

Oh, you have a bloody good day Tony Thanks for the laugh This one's a great text Newer Theresa Not Who married a Mr Green But she double-barrelled it Teresa not green No, she'll be

No, peach are trolling you. Not trawling you. Oh, God. That is so, so good. It's the best. My name is Christine, but most people call me Chris. If I'd taken my husband's name, I'd be Christmassy. Chris Massey.

Chris Massey. See, that's another cute name. And you'd want to just open one of those shops that sells Christmas decorations all year round. I really just, like, dig into it. I know a woman called Game. Goodwillie, she married a man with the last name Dick. You wouldn't read about it.

Gay Dick. Oh, gay Goodwillie Dick. Yeah. But I think she just took the last name. Incredible. Going from Goodwillie to Dick. Gosh. Yeah.

As if you wouldn't double barrel it and be Goodwillie Dick. Yeah. Okay. Hayden. My old supervisor, Eileen, couldn't marry her partner Mark Dover. I love Dover. No, Daniel. My old supervisor.

Hayden's trolling you. I don't know. Again, trolling. Wow. Someone's called Miles, like last name T-U-G-O-U-G-H-2-Go. First name Miles. Miles to go. What about Olivia?

She's called through. I think that's a funny one. Someone take that one. Morning, Olivia. Morning. So you worked at a doctor's in the UK and had a patient called what? She was called Roma Mountain. Roma Mountain.

And was she born with the last name? Or did she take it in marriage? No, she married Mr. Mountain. Oh, that's so good of her. If she knew what she was doing. Yeah. I think you got to, you have another one as well. What was the psychiatrist?

He was in a magazine as well, this guy. But the senior psychiatrist at the hospital was Dr. Goodhead. Goodhead. Dr. Goodhead. What a legend. Wow. I love names. You'd at least want him to be a neurologist, wouldn't you?

You would. That would make sense. One of my friends was called Peter Kelly, and he got engaged to a Kelly Davinny. So she'd have been Kelly Kelly. I love it. That's great. Love it.

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My friend's name is Wilma. No, that's a troll. Do not read it out. And her partner's name is Dick Pitt. Stop! All right, read Aurora and Tyke Wittiti have news. Are they engaged? I'm not telling you.

I'm having a baby. You're going to have to wait. I think they're already married those. Yeah, you're right. So yes, they're engaged. I'll give that away. Gina Taylor. No, stop it then.

Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh. Glit megan Dan with Ash London scandal Rita Aura and Kiwelaide Taika Waititi are in the news at the moment because I guess they're going to be very busy over the next wee while doing something that nobody else is I don't think considered doing up until this point Yeah so five festival we all remember was the There was a documentary about it on Netflix

It was a festival that never happened and defrauded a lot of people And really ended up to be kind of a shit fight Well it did happen didn't it? It was a shocker. It didn't really. I think half a day of it happened. It defrauded festival investors of 43.7 million New Zealand dollars. And then he did, he got out of prison.

We had Billy McFarlane on the show. And he was at, we're doing a number two, but I'm not involved in the planning. I'm just the hype guy and promote you. So we bought VIP tickets to Festival 2, 5 Festival 2, and also flights for somebody to to Miami. Yeah. That's a great use. of the station's money.

I still don't know what's happening with Flight Festival 2, but the person did, at least, when returned flights to Miami. Well, Billy McFarlane went to prison because of the first one. He was in prison for like five or six years. And some people, if you may remember,

went to great lengths to try and make the festival a success, including this guy, who we actually had on the show after the documentary went on Netflix. Drove home, took a shower, I drank some mouthwash. I'm like, oh my gosh,

I'm really, and I got into my car to drive across the island to take one for the team. And I got to his office, fully prepared to fuck his shit. He was releasing the Ivey in water. He needed the water for the people. The people were coming. He didn't want them to be thirsty. And a conversation was had whereby he believed

that if he did the deed, he would release the water. I reckon that song would be the end of the first act in the musical. It would be like the defying gravity of the show, wouldn't it? And that's what we charged you with. We said, hey, there's going to be a music. called this, and hey, Taika might be listening now on the Rover app. He might need a co-writer, because if anyone could do it,

it's used. We've given you three and a half minutes to have a crack. Because, yeah, Tyke and Rita are going to do a Five Festival musical and we're like, what does that even sound like? We don't know. I don't know if Dan knows, but we've at least thrown him a bit of a hospital pass and ask him to come up with something. Well, you just need a line or two. Okay, I've jotted down a little bit of a something,

something to defying gravity. Okay. But I will say this, if Tyke, you're listening, or Rita, Oura. This is my official audition for the show. Okay. Okay. So this is to imagine it's the end of the first act, okay? The whole story, this guy is about to go and do what he says he's going to do. Before the intermission. Good luck.

And nobody at the entire festival is prepared to suck a testicle. So I am going to kneel down. and open my bell. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's enough, then. That's enough. Jesus. That was very good, my love.

Festival and testicle is a rhyme that I never thought I'd hear in a mainstream musical, but here we are. Yeah, there you go. Well, it's a comedy you'd imagine, wouldn't it? Yeah, that's really funny, babes. Yeah, I mean, I want to go see it now. I'll see it. Yeah, I want to go see it.

The Clint Migg and Dan podcast. Petty Gower from Petty Gower has issues. 7.30, Tuesday's on three. Next week he's talking Ozenpick. Oh, I'll be watching that one. So many questions. Patty on OZmpick. Good morning, Patty.

Yeah, good morning, everybody. Yeah, not me on OZMPIC, but a very high profile. A very high profile in New Zealand journalist is on OZMPIC, so people will be able to check that out next Tuesday and find out who it is. We've got you on today to talk about the case that has gripped the nation, the Tom Phillips situation.

You have been across it for a long time, haven't you? Yeah, I have. I've had a lot of dealing actually with Tom Phillips family. I know his sister, I know sister Rosie well. I'm the only person that's really spoken to them and his mum, Julia, as well. So I know a lot about the case and I've got to be honest. I haven't liked the way that it's ended for obvious reasons. You know, I was hoping to see a sort of a safe negotiated ending and we've had the exact opposite. it and personally for me it's really gutting but you know that's nothing compared to the family I'm sure is there a reason why because last I read the kids are obviously safe and they're in the care of Aranga Tamariki but I mean have they been reunited with the mum yet because last I heard they hadn't yeah that's right so it's a very complex case and I think it's half for people watching it to understand fully what's going on and there's a reason for that the family court in New Zealand

has a lot of suppression orders over it basically to protect the people that are in it this is a family court case it's a custody issue it dates back to a custody dispute between the dad Tom Phillips and the mum and the kids are in the middle of it and we're not allowed to

put all the facts out there because of these suppression orders so the kids are actually going into the care of Oranga Tamareki, they're in state care, basically, at the moment, which is one of the reasons why Tom Phillips didn't want to come out of the Bosch. He didn't want to lose custody of the kids. He didn't want them to go into state care. That's one of the things we can say.

But we can't say too much about it. But, yeah, it's a matter of record that the mum doesn't have the kids back at the moment as well, which must be pretty gutting for her too. Yeah. So what happens next, Patty? Like, what is the next thing that we're going to see play out either in the courts as far? Is it going to be like an inquest into his? Death, what's next?

Yeah, well, this is one of the things. I mean, there'll be an inquest in all of those kinds of things, and, you know, there'll be big questions around how much information actually comes out, you know, because these kids are kids, and while everyone wants to know all of the details, you know, and I can understand that, you know, they are kids, and they've got a whole, they've got a whole life ahead of them, and the sins of the parents are not their sins. You know, but they're in the middle of this, you know, it's a gigantic global story. You know, I've been talking to journalists from Australia, from Ireland, from the United Kingdom,

just in the last couple of days there's this huge interest in it. And I suspect there's going to be more and more interest because, you know, people want to know, well, what are these kids like after all this time in the bush? Yeah. But the reality is they've seen more than they should. You know, one of those kids was at the scene of the shooting of the police officer, One of the kids has been involved in robberies, allegedly. So, you know, the kids have got a lot going on,

including the fact that, you know, they still haven't seen their mum yet. How bonkers is that? You know, you're being privy to a lot of the sensitive information. What are your thoughts on rumors for a movie and a documentary and people going, oh, my God, this would be, you know, the perfect story for that type of... Yeah, yeah. And as someone who's made a lot of documentaries, you know,

and only just recently I've done a big interview with the family and everything. But you sort of look at it now and you're kind of like, whoa, what is to be gained from the documentary other than some overseas company making lots of money out of it. And the kids will see that. At the end of the day, that's what's going to happen. And people around the world will watch it. I mean, I love watching true crime and all of that kind of stuff as well.

but this is suddenly taking a different twist in that we've got these three kids they're so young and they really are at the centre of all this and maybe a documentary feels a little weird. The thing that I did, you know, with the family, at least I knew in my heart that, you know, it might help

because they were still out there. Yeah, they desperately just wanted him to come home. They wanted him to know that they still loved him and that they could, you know, make it right. Just lastly, Patty, there were kind of, people were talking a lot about the fact that there had to be people out there helping him and that's the only way he could have survived so long. Do you think he was getting help?

Oh, totally. I think everyone, the police, even his own family, agree that somebody was helping him. You know, there's all sorts of stuff you need. That bush is, it's like a rainforest. It's got huge hills. I mean, you know, it's highly, highly likely that he was being helped. But it may be, and this is just a theory, that whoever was helping him

has pulled the pin on helping him recently, which is why he needed to go and get these supplies. For some reason they may have had, and the police have said this as well, there may have been some sort of falling out where they're basically gone, hey, you're on your own now, I'm not going to help you anymore. And that may have led to this latest thing, but I've got to say this,

the New Zealand police have said all along that they thought that this could end in a dangerous way. And they were right in the end. you know, the cops. You know, they were always worried that it would end like this, and that's how it did. And I think it's complex for people, and I know lots of people out there

are calling Tom Phillips the hero. I just, I just did caution with that because we just don't know everything at the moment. You don't have all the facts. We don't have all the facts. And honestly, I hope we never do have the facts. For the sake of those kids and the Fano, I just hope that,

they do get some semblance of privacy so as Paddy said, these kids can have a life and they can do whatever they want without constantly having this kind of hanging over them because like he said this wasn't their decisions put yourself in their shoes you would not want the whole country or the world talking about you. Let's let them be now.

Petty Gar, thank you so much. Patty has this shoes back on Tuesday, 7.30 on 3 or you can check it out on 3 now. Hell of a watch. Clip me get Dan. Make kiss you. We're talking first kiss nightmares. Dan She and His on Asha's Hopeless Bromantics podcast. Yeah, and I think you should all just get the podcast, really, that had helped me out.

But I sat down with Dan for about 40 minutes. Oh, I divulged a lot of stuff I'd never spoken about. She's so good at getting it. I felt it was like a therapy session. You were amazing, and I learned a lot about you. Talked about first love, unrequited love, first kisses, and then, of course, meeting The One, The Goat, Hannah. And Clint has agreed to come on the podcast also later in the month, so lots to look forward to.

As part of this chat, we talked about your first kiss, which, look, as far as first kisses go, I think most people's first kisses are pretty orkeys, but this one is on you. This is just a bit of audio. My first kiss tasting like what? And it was not a good experience. She probably tastes like, I taste like bacon. For most people, our memories of the first kiss is that mouth taste. Yeah.

Because when you've never tasted another person's mouth, it does take a bit of getting used to. And it was colder than I thought. Like the tongue. Like I remember it going, oh, wow, her mouth is cold. If you're on the full pod, you can just text Ash to 33443. Yeah. ASH, Carmen, we're talking first kiss nightmares. You've got one of my rival dance.

Morning, Carmen. Good morning. How are you guys? We're good. Now we're speaking to you, Carmen. Oh, that's a compliment, I have to say. Yeah, so what happened in the first kiss? Oh, and I was really nervous.

I was only about 16 and this guy that I really liked gradually one day and finally kissed me and I could literally feel with my tongue that he had a cracked tongue. It was disgusting. So let's just say that kissed in last long and I definitely did not go back to see him. A cracked tongue?

I didn't even know that was a thing. We've already got a worse one on the text line though. Yeah, oh it does. The groove, yeah, it's for no one. Someone's text was doing and said, I had a first, I'm going to drive it. I had a first cleats in a club. At the time I had a cold sore patch on.

I can't finish, can someone else finish the text. Must have got pretty steamy, because it ended up in her mouth. No! They passed the cold sore patch over a few times until he realized what it was. I feel like if you've got a cold sore patch on, just stop kissing for a day. I'm going to actually throw up.

That was a real team effort to get through that text. I think we all enjoyed to take out. You're like, where do my causal patch going? Take a deep breath, Ashley. That's on my tongue. Take a deep breath. That is all of my worst fears. Oh my God, okay, Chris.

Oh, God. We're talking first kiss tonight, me as morning, Chris. Morning. Okay, what happened to you? I had a crash on a guy and I had a bit of drunk courage. So I planted one on him. But his mouth was full of thought. How did you know, no, no, no, no, no, no.

How did you not know it was full of sausage? I don't know, I had no idea. Of all the things to be full of as well, sausage. Chris just saw in the movies, you know, where they just like take them and just right there and men. Secondhand sausage wouldn't taste good either. Were you guys outside of bunnings or something? No, at a party.

Okay. There's a sausage sizzle. Barbecue. Sorts. Oh no. I mean, I think the colesaw patch Nothing will beat that. Why are they kissing people

with a cold sore patch? I guess you're in a club. It's dark. You just... No, no, that is unacceptable. Do other people in favour and avoid their lips. Wait till the colds. Go.

Clint, Megan, Dan. We are just the spa. Hi. Yo. What's it? Morning is two bar states. On your Wednesday, you're a chance to win a $45,000

a spa ball. There are only two names left. If you put one star in the correct spot, win a hundred bucks, but if you can put them both in the correct spot, that sparpal out in the edge courtyard filled with 40 degrees of beautiful clear crystal clear water. So clear

I have to say clear twice. Yeah. Can we just dress? Very clear water. Clear crystal clear. Yeah, it was so clear that when you two were in it, I could see Clint's leg going up your shorts. I know, he's putting it, eh? He's footing your shots trying to get his toe in your... Some people are handsy? Clint's a footsie guy. He's a footsie guy.

Yeah. Okay, here is the frame. It's getting hot in here. Now we do know, we're going to catch you up to speed, we do know that the first star is Billy Elish. The third guest yesterday is Russell Crow. Averill Levine is number four. So we only need two and five and the spar is yours. One more time.

It's getting hot in here. Bala from Christchurch thinks she knows exactly who are two and five. Good morning, Bella. Good morning. Okay, so let's just get straight to the point. Who do you think is the star at number two? I think it's type of way TV. Okay.

He's in the news at the moment. He's putting together a fire festival musical. I don't think he's being guest either, is he? And who do you think is at number five, the last star? I think it's Charlie Puth. Bella, that's a bloody great guest. That is good. I haven't even thought of him. Oh, that's got to be Charlie Puth.

He hasn't been guest either. No. Bella. Come on, has you got one? Yeah, Clint's the only one that knows the answer, and he's smirking. Bella, you have identified. No spas in the correct spot Just be clear

When I said you dog I meant Clint not you Bella You are beauty Clint's the dog No you know what Ash is always calling the listeners dogs I am not Hey thanks Bella

You've eliminated a couple of big stars though Appreciate you Oh thank you Love you back Alright back again at 10 12 and 2 Your chance to have a crack With Calaniers days

Best of like only two stars left And a $45,000 dollar spa People gets delivered to your house. We can't be far away. No. End of the week, I say. Okay, Tommy joins us on the show next. Him and his partner allegedly trying for a child.

He knows she will not get pregnant. And he knows why, but he hasn't told his partner. That's all we know. We'll get the full story as to how the hell you get yourself wound up in that situation. No, no. Strap yourselves in people. You're in for a hell of a truth booth. The Truth Booth.

With Clint Megan Dan and Ash London. If you've got a secret you've been sitting on that no one knows about but you've decided it's time to get it off your chest then you need to join us in the truth booth just like Tom, fake name, voice disguised as... Good morning, Tom. Good morning, guys. Okay, so that's not your real voice.

I'm not. Otherwise, that is a cool voice. Okay. Thanks for hopping in the truth booth with us, Tommy. We're going to be surprised, disgusted, mortified, disappointed, how do you think we're going to feel once you've told us your truth? I don't think you guys are going to be very happy with me, I'll tell you that. Okay.

Okay. He's been a naughty boy. My girlfriend and I are trying to have a baby. The thing is, I've just been going along with it, pretending like I'm on board, but I've been keeping a really vital bit of information about why we can't actually ever have kids. Oh, no. So you're going along with it, but you know that it's not going to happen. You've obviously trying for kids.

How long have you been together? I was with her for about two years back in my early 20s, but we were broken up for a period of time, and now we've been back together for about 18 months or so. And how long have you been trying to have a baby? For about the past six months. Okay, so six cycles. And is she like tracking cycles and doing all that stuff

and using the ovulation sticks or anything? Yeah, she's been doing it all. Do you want kids? No. See, back when we were dating originally, we're on the same page about never wanting kids. Okay. But now she wants them.

Okay, so you've said, yeah, cool. So the time that has passed between you guys breaking up and getting back together, she's had a change of heart, but you still remain pretty steadfast that you don't see being a dad in your future ever. Yeah, correct. Yeah, I never want kids. Whoa. I guess so then when she started saying,

I want to have kids in that. Why weren't you like, probably not for me? What's stopping you from being honest about not wanting to have kids? I don't know. It's just something I've never wanted to have. Okay. Why can't you tell her that? Because I don't know.

I'm just too deep into it now that we're both on the same page about wanting it. I thought it was just a passing phase of her wanting it. Then she's not really serious about it. I've got a feeling I don't want to. secret might be boys. Yeah, so okay Tom, let's stop beating around the bush. What is your truth bomb? When we were broken up,

I actually got a pithectomy. Oh my gosh. Oh, mate. And she obviously doesn't know. She has no idea. Whoa. So you're proper serious about not ever

having kids. Yeah, never. How do you, when you're trying and like with a vasectomy do you just is there still an man of sperm you don't have any swimmers it's the perfect crime yeah it's really is you for her there is no difference between the first time you guys were together and being

intimate to now except the fact that you don't have any swimmers that will impregnate her no matter how many times you try or what sort of IVF or whatever you do exactly exactly kind of a predicament but why haven't you told it I feel like it's a simple thing to say shit Sorry, babe, I had a vasectomy. Because I've just been too deep into this lie. I feel like I just can't tell it.

Right. Okay, well, you've got to take a bit of a breather, and we'll pick this back up after a song. But you haven't furiated a nation, Tom. Please stick around. That's disgusting. Yeah, crazy, eh? People are not happy.

Absolutely foul. Okay. I don't understand. I've got more questions. Okay, we'll get the answers right off this. The Truth Booth With Clint Megan Dan and Ash London Okay, if you've just joined us

We've got Thompson on hold at the moment Who is back with his ex They never wanted kids when he was initially dating Supposedly him and her both didn't want kids When they got back together She now does And they're trying for a kid But the secret he's holding from her

Is that he actually has had a vasectomy Whilst they were broken up Because he doesn't see kids in his future But he hasn't told his partner then She has no idea why she's not getting getting pregnant every month. I just don't understand why. Exactly.

That's what everyone keeps saying. Why, why, why, why? And so, I guess that's the question. Tom, like, why won't you just tell her that? Well, I thought it was just a, like, afraid. She, we never wanted kids the whole time we'd been together previously. I thought it was just a passing comment. And she just kept bringing it up, bringing it up, bringing it up, bring it up.

And you're like, right, if she's been adamant the whole time she doesn't want kids, then she's mentioned it one time she might and she'll change her mind. And I guess you're scared at that point, like you love somebody. Yeah. And you're like, she's going to get over this in a month. month, I want to, I don't want to break up. So let's just play along for a little bit. Was it just a bit of like, let's play along and wait until she gets over it?

Yeah, exactly. I didn't know how serious she was. And then in the back of your mind, you're going as well, I've had a vasicotomy. So I guess you're kind of between a rock and a hard place. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I mean, I don't see a way that this relationship is not ending. Like, honestly, I can't see a way out.

Yeah. Like, if she really wants kids, she's going to start to get testing, get some tests. You can reverse vasectomies, too. You can reverse. Actually, when I got mine, which was, I don't know, five years ago, maybe they did say that the success rate of the reversal is far higher. I feel like I remember it being like 80-something percent successful if you do want to reverse it. But you seem pretty adamant, Tom, that that's not something that you want to do. Correct?

No, yeah, I don't want cancer. I'm not reversing this phector. So your best case scenario is you try for a couple of years. Nothing happens. you take this whole vasectomy thing to your grave. I have to take it to my grave now. I'm sorry, bro. That's a dick move. You are stringing her along

in one of the most vulnerable things a woman can do, which is put her body in the line and try to have a baby. And you're lying to her, bro. You know it's wrong to do that. I feel like I'm screwed either way. Because in your defence, good, like if you decided you didn't want kids, then that's a good, fine decision to make.

That is. And I think it's actually commendable. If you know you don't want kids, rather than being pressured into having kids when you don't want them and you're not going to be a real present dad, then fantastic. But where the issue is,

is that you're living a lie. Like, this is a big thing that you're keeping from your person that you want to be a life partner, you know? I mean, I guess I feel sympathy for you, Tom, in the sense that if you feel like you've found your person and then they've changed their mind with such a massive important life issue,

it's heartbreaking for you because you're losing your person because she wants another little person. So that's hard for you. but then the sympathy sort of disappears based on how long it's been and how many times and chances you've probably had to come clean because I imagine every time she has a negative test, it's like heartbreaking for her.

Yeah, she gets real, real cuff about it. But she's still hopeful. She's real hopeful that you've been in. Yeah. Now here's what I, here would have been my advice. You owe it to her to make the decision about this relationship. That might be a deal breaker for her. If she wants kids and she wants to be a mum,

she has the right to make the decision to stay with you or not. But she needs to know the full story. Yeah. Yeah. Let that be a warning to people. Lying, it's just nothing ever good comes from a lie. Yeah, exactly. It feels like it was just yesterday.

We'd started trying. It's getting, what's getting up there. How old is she now, if you don't mind me asking? She's 26. So she's got plenty of time. She's got a lot of fertility time left. You got to cut her loose, you got to set her free. She has a right to be a mum, you have a right not to be a dad,

but I think it's one of those things where she has to make the decision of whether she wants to forego her dream to have kids to be with you or whether her dream to have kids is stronger than her love for you. If anybody has some advice for Tom, feel free to get in touch as well. There's a lot of texts that are coming through now that are not happy with you. It's got to be very complicated when one person desperately wants kids and the other one doesn't because it is such a deal breaker thing. Look, it's called the truth booth.

ask is that you call up and you're truthful with us and that's what you've done today, Tommy. So we really appreciate you sharing your story and we hope that you figure it out and do the right thing. Thank you guys. Thanks, man. South people's lives are so complicated. I know. We're so fine. I'm happy with my boring

life. Okay. I went under the edge 3343. I mean, we don't need to prompt you because you're doing that already. I've never seen more angry texts. And rightly so. It's disgusting. Yeah, and Tom, no doubt, we'll still be listening. You wouldn't come on the radio and talk about that and then just go turn the radio off.

I think in a weird way he wants advice on it, and that he's getting it. Oh, yeah, but I think he's wanting a certain type of advice, but I don't know if he's getting that on text. Like on getting. Shout out to the people who are texting through this morning and calling, especially the guys as well. I like that our guy listeners who have just heard Tom

say that he had vasectomy, because he doesn't want to have kids, fair enough, whatever. But he's got back with his ex, who initially didn't want kids when they dated. the first time, and he hasn't come clean that he's had the snip, and she now wants to start trying for kids, and so for the last six months, he has been, knowing that they're never

going to get pregnant. A lot of our guidelinesers are calling one as BS. I do just want to say one thing. With these truth booths, our job as radio hosts is to try and get as much information as we can out of people. So, sometimes with things like that, we're all raging

on the inside, but we have to ask questions. We don't want to come at people and just be like, you're the other worst, you're because then they shut off and we don't get to... Because we're trying to understand people why someone would do something horrible like this. Just in case you've ever wondered, why don't they just yell and scream at them the whole time?

Trust me, sometimes it's what we want to do. Yeah, and they'll come on the show so we can't just get them on and then lambast them. Yeah, we need to respect that he had the guts to at least. Yeah. It's got to be heartbreaking for anyone who's going through fertility issues and hearing the story. Heartbreaking.

But ripping him to shreds is basically what everyone else is doing on the text machine. And I don't think I've seen one positive text in Tom's corner. So should we go to some feedback? Yeah, I like Harmony's text. He chose to not have children. Great. Don't take that choice away from her. I agree.

That's a perfect, concise answer, and I think you're bang on there. What are your thoughts on it now? He needs to tell her, because it's unfair, because what happens are they? Is he going to go all the way to IVF? Yeah. Imagine. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. He needs to man up, tell her so that she's.

He can move on. Yeah. You're being on. And I think it's such, it proves that communicating in a relationship is just the key. Because I think what's happened is they've had a lack of communication, especially from his side. It's not a lack of communication.

It's a lie. Yeah, it's a lie. But he's let it spiral too far. When he could have just said and come clean at the very start, I had a vasectomy. And if you're tuning in and wondering why, he is hoping that this baby thing is going to be a phase and she's going to change your mind.

It's not a phase. Alexa, morning. Morning, how are you? Good, what do you sound angry? Yeah, yeah. No, I think everyone's being a bit harsh. I mean, I can see that he's made the wrong call and, you know, a little white lie,

well, a lie has spiraled out of control. I think he's still got time to make it right and just come clean with her and see if she wants to stick around or not. Oh, I agree. I think she's exactly, yeah. I wouldn't say it's a white lie, but I would say that he does have time to come clean.

I don't know. I think six months is too long. The first month, maybe, second. The truth is like, what's that line? We'll sit you free? Yeah, like the truth is the only thing that you can... And you have to have truth. And then it puts the ball back in her court

because she has not had any of the control. Yeah, then she can decide. Okay, Hannah, what do you reckon? I mean, it's obvious what Tom should do, but how's that? Made you feel this morning? I think he should actually talk to her about it because I've been in that position myself.

My partner had one. and that was our very first conversation that we had when we got together. Wow. And then he got it reversed, so. And have you been successful in the reversal and trying to have kids? No, it's been a two-year process, so we're looking at IVF now. Good luck, Hannah, and that's a tough road, and we're cheering you on. And thanks for sharing the story.

But good on him. All they had to do is say, I've had a vasectomy, not lie, and get six months down the truck. Like, Hannah, that would be absolutely hard. heartbreaking to find out that, you know, your partner had lied to you about something so personal. Yeah, that's why I made it clear that it was like my first conversation. This is what I want. I'm not getting any older. I'm in mid-30s now.

Oh, you will get older. Yeah. Oh, I know. I know. Any younger. Hannah, what would you have done if your partner had lied to you about it for six months like Thomas and then came clean? Oh, it's a tough situation because everybody has. handles it differently, but I wouldn't have been impressed.

No, I bet. Okay, and maybe we'll give Larissa the last. Yeah, Larissa, now just remember, Tom is listening right now as well. So what would you say to him if he was in front of you? I think Tom is repulsive, to be honest. Like, women have so many fertility struggles, and it affects her mental health majorly. She'll see the test every month and see that she's not getting pregnant. She's going to wonder what's wrong with her.

he doesn't respect her he doesn't love her if he did he would tell the truth so that she can stop wasting her time and be with someone who wants the same life goals as her I feel like I've been told off yeah but you're right you've made a really good point Larissa you don't do that to someone you love I don't think he could no you don't love her

if you couldn't see that person that you love going through that every month oh my God it breaks my heart even thinking about it makes when I cry good on you're right oh sorry I hang up here don't piss off Larissa Yeah, sorry, Larissa. I just mean to do that. Love you, Larissa.

Yeah. I mean, it's looking through the text, we've had hundreds of texts and feedback on this, not really one person fully sticking up for that all. And that one from Kate, I think, sums it up perfectly. He's underestimating the devastation she will feel every month when she gets her period. It's such a massive...

No one will understand that feeling. It's... Life-changing moment, and he's not even given it a chance to happen. Don't lie to people. Don't lie to people you love. And hopefully him coming on and getting this. feedback, we'll make him come clean about it. I think we leave it to them now.

Yeah. It's their private issue. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, it's a big one. Clickbait callback. Do you want a fast pass pass? Fast pass. Like when you go to Disneyland or any other

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This is literally the hottest tickets in there. Yeah. There's a lot of people texting through their clickbait headline for us to call them back. There is so many coming through. Like this one, dear friend, dead friend, asked me to come see him. Oh, I love speaking to dead people. Oh, how did that happen?

I caught, oh gosh. I liked two strangers one orange. I'd love to know what happened there. Oh, that could just be two people eating an orange together. What about this one? That's the risk you take with a clickbait headline. What about this one? I told him she's cheating two weeks before our wedding.

I told him. So she must know. She must be a friend of the guy or no, privy to the cheating. Yeah, wow. That's gutsy. Oh, yeah, I need to know. I need to know how you down there. If Hannah and I were getting married?

One trillion percent I would tell both of you. What if I was doing the cheating? Of course I tell her. You don't really like, no, Hannah. You tell her. No, I'd tell you. I'd say you've got 24 hours to tell her or I will. Oh, an ultimatum.

If she was cheating on you, I'd be like, Dan, are you happy? And you're like, oh my God, I've never been happier. Like she's my, I'd be like, oh, good, bro. Best of luck today, then. Oh, you wouldn't tell me! No, no. No, I don't want to be the guy. What if you still go through with it or whatever?

Now I'm the guy you're angry and I did nothing. Okay. That's a good point. Not my business. If Dan's happy, happy than he's ever been. He's got to be fake happiness because I'm living a lie. You've got to live your life. I can't be jumping in, saving you at every turn.

Hillary married her dad. My dad married me. That means he's a pastor. Right. Hopefully. I think that's illegal. He works one way around. Okay, Michelle, we'd love to know what happened, two weeks before the wedding.

Okay. So that was a slight typo, sorry. It was meant to say I caught him cheating two weeks before our wedding. Oh, before your wedding with him? Yeah. Yes. Oh, no. Did you still marry him?

No. This was in Australia. He was a policeman. We were together for like three years. I came back to New Zealand because my mom was sick. And when I got back home, there was a girl's necklace on the bed. side table. That he maybe

had bought for you because he missed you so much. No, no. His best friend ended up telling me that he'd bought a girl home from town and had some fun in our bed that night. Two weeks. I had to explain to my whole family in England

who had booked tickets. Oh my God. Wait, okay, so you're way too far along with like venue and everything. So what happens? Can you get refunds? We had to cancel the whole thing. Luckily in his family paid for the whole reception

but yeah, lost all the money. my family didn't have insurance so they had to like all my grandma and everything they obviously just thought oh they're coming to a wedding they didn't need insurance so they lost heaps of money it was awful there was family fallout couldn't you have done like a dodged a bullet party or something um no like it was so awkward and he still came it was so awful yeah what did you do you meet together stayed in the same hotel yeah yes it was awkward it was awful Why did you do that, Michelle? My parents had decided to come on the honeymoon as well, so I stayed in with them, so I didn't stay here. But it was awful. Where was it?

Michelle, where was the honeymoon? It was in Fiji. Okay. So were you at a resort and did you fly on the same flight or did you at least go on separate flights? Yes. No, I had to sit by him. It was awful.

No. It was absolutely, I was mortified. Why did he go? Why did he go? go. Why didn't he just say I... Oh, my gosh. I thought I would take him back, probably. Yeah, didn't he take him back, though? He thought after a few mitis in the sun, you might start getting like,

oh, what am I throwing this all the way for one silly mistake? God. Did you just have on the honeymoon, just one cheeky, one more go on it, you know? No, absolutely not. Good for you. Good on you. Yes. Yes, yeah, Michelle.

Good on you, Michelle. So I have one more question. Did he come by himself or did he bring back up? No, he came by himself. What a loser. What an absolute loser. Did you see him at the buffet every morning for Brayford? Yep.

That's a movie. That's an actual movie, Michelle. Like, if he had any self, like, he would have booked another hotel at least. You know, at least. Stayed home. I don't know if you've been to Treasure Island, but it's like a teeny tiny island. You can walk around it in like two minutes. So it was very small.

It was very awkward. What a loser. It was horrible. But I flew home straight after that, and I've never looked back. Good on you, darling. Good on you. Wow. Happily married now.

Come on. I think you were at the front of the queue for the pass-pass. That's the big, best story. I'll have a story to try and be. I'll keep my phone on. Yeah, we'll give people a chance to be you tomorrow. But, yeah, the fast pass up for grabs with the best yarn. 6 a.m. Friday.

I think you are the front-runner, Michelle, unfortunately. Who would you take to an electric cab out of interest? Something good has to come out of it, right? Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. When, you know, when you found out

it was cheating on you, you're like, well, fast forward a few years, I might go to electric air for free. Well, that's just that, yeah. Thanks, Michelle. Hell of a yarn. She's a vibe, Michelle. She had a great laugh, too.

Yeah. What a story. Oh, mate. Yeah, I'd love to have a drink with her. Yeah. She's like, what else you got? Yeah. How good.

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