The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Harry Styles Hit The Spot!!!

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this episode of the Clint, Meg, and Dan podcast, prepare for a mix of light-hearted fun and serious moments. Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they catch up with Big John Fisher ahead of his trip to New Zealand, debate the current A-list celebs, and shockingly discover Dan's use of ChatGPT for a heartfelt message meant for a friend. Plus, enjoy the return of the 'Hit the Spot' segment and hear about some listeners' hilarious experiences. Don't miss the producer's diary for a recap of the best moments from the week! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint, Megan, Dan Podcast01:27 Embarrassing Stories and Listener Engagement04:01 New Music Friday06:54 Parenting and Phone Addiction20:51 Thrift Shop Surprises30:49 Complaints and Customer Service40:14 Oscar Nominations and Movie Titles43:25 The A-Lister Game44:09 Producer's Diary45:00 New Year's Resolutions and To-Do Lists01:01:28 ChatGPT Confessions01:11:14 Big John and Catchphrases01:15:17 Gen Z Slang and Catchphrases

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Yeah, here we are. Good morning. Pizza. Pizza. Every Friday. Home-made pizzas. We do every Friday. We used to do fish and chip Friday.

But not anymore. Why not? I don't know. It sort of just ended sadly. Because you remember when you're a kid, you'd be like hanging out for like takeaways. And we didn't really get takeaways. A lot in our house.

So when we did it was like a big deal. Now I'm an adult. Do it whenever I want me? Isn't that the best thing about being an adult? Do you make your own decisions? You know, like Meg, you see. You were with these things to each other. I was doing something the other day and Meg goes, yeah,

you know, we forget, we're adults. We get to make the rules now. Yeah, I think you sent me a video of somebody like waking their kids up being like, do you want some ice cream? Oh yeah, they're in bed. And then they were just like, hey guys. they must have been just getting the kids down. They're like, do you guys want to go sleep?

Or do you rather get in the car and let's go get ice cream? Yeah. You can. I had about eight years of making my own decisions. Then I got married. Right. Now Hannah does all that. Yeah.

Good for her though, because now she's the decision maker. Yes. So that's really fun. Yeah, good on her. That she could experience. So if you've got too much freedom, that's what you'd suggest. And fair enough. I would too if I was her.

Yeah, absolutely. Didn't you piss in your neighbor's letterbox one time? One time. Yeah. That, honestly, I wasn't on. the show then. I can't remember if I was off for some reason, whatever, but I remember

being in the car driving and hearing that and being like, it hits different when you're listening through this week. Really? Yeah. That was probably the worst thing I've ever done. Anyway, let's play a song, Nick. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Can you whip up a montage next next? Of all the things that might be worse than that.

All right, um, 6'am's throwback to get us going for a Friday. If you've got a suggestion, I'll ping it through now. Um, because this song's only two minutes long. So, well, I want like a real big Friday banger. Yeah. Just to set the tone for the morning. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, oh my gosh.

Did you run this morning, Dan? You said you were going to be running. Yes, ran today, so... I did. Did you? Yeah, swear, I'm a lot. How many days is that this week? Four.

Way to go, buddy. Four out of five. I just didn't run the day that was really raining. Yeah, to be fair, having a rest day is good for the bot. Yeah. Okay, us versus the playlist for a 6am throwback. I think she's in trouble. Friday banger.

And we generally try to. to tie it into something topical. It doesn't have to be, though. If all of a sudden the topical thing starts to handbrake just a great song. Well, there's a few things that have happened on this day of music. In 2014, Justin Bieber was arrested

for driving his yellow Lamborghini against another sports car in Miami doing some illegal drags. That's sort of stuff Clint used to do in his youth and his Mitsubishi Lanzer. Bad boy. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I normally take it to the track, to Metamere.

Yeah. But a couple of times I was a little bit silly. Nauty, naughty. The Spice Girls movie, Spice World, was released on this day, 1998. That's a great one. Which would be your choice? What would be my choice?

Stop or wannabe, I guess. Yeah, they're the biggest bangers. Yeah, but they do have more than you think. Yeah, true, actually. I mean, topical as well with Victoria Beckham, the Beckham's. Yeah, although that feels like they've got smoke screens. They are so lucky.

Yeah. What happened with Blake and Taylor. It's a drama coming out about Blake and Taylor was the perfect thing, because that's going to stay around for ages. You couldn't have now. If it was the other way around, Blake and Taylor wouldn't have been smoked screened. I just don't think the Victoria Beacon and Brooklyn Beacon thing

would have been as big. Yeah, everyone's like, but what about Victoria grinding on his son at the wedding? No one cares. Blake's a bitch. Yeah, for sure. Would you go? Oh, we had a request from the booth this morning, from Nipia and I.

Florence on the Machine dog days. Oh, I love that. No relevance. It's just a banger for a Friday. It is a good song. This is a great song. Can I vote for this one? Sure.

But? options. Harry Stahl's got a new song out today. He was in this band, remember? And Louis Tomlinson has a song out from this week. Then I'm going to be playing new music Friday as well. Yeah, this is the two great songs. Do you have other options you would like, Dan?

Well, the only other thing was Max Martin, who is a record producer. He produced Taylor Swift's latest album. Also, a whole load of defeat. He's one of the most successful of all time. He produced MKTO. This ain't the same song that you used to know. I love you. He became the most successful record producer of all time.

His last number one hit at that time was Yes and by Ariana Grande. His first was in 1999 with a pit me baby one more time, Britney Spears. He did Jason Derulo's. The line of men wouldn't have a clue would he look like. Yeah, I know. It's interesting. He's sort of very under the radar. What?

Okay, he didn't do MKTO and Jason Rueh. That I don't know of. I just like those songs. Clint! I thought they would help you guys. I can't do this. You're tuning to Cal from the Day Show

who just lies about his content. But I just realize how quickly you guys just believe me. Yeah, I know. It must be a high, right? I mean, he has produced a lot of stuff. He could have. I haven't Googled it.

He could have. He did a lot of backstreet boys. Terrible. Did he? No. I thought they were straight. No, he didn't. I'm just lying now.

Oh, okay. Guys, please. I'm too naive for this. In Gallible. Let's play Florence. Florence? Yeah. NKTO.

Sorry, man. I try every week, lads. Okay, here it is. Still a banger, 6am throwback. No, that didn't double. I love this time. If you know, you know. Shocker. Two our George lovers out there.

Thanks for choosing us this morning. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Phones in the machine. Dog days are over on the edge. It is your 6am throwback. Clint Megan Dan and our producer Nebia is in a band, the Sam Cullum band. They did a cover of that song. Want to hear if they did it better? I'll go on then.

Oh, okay. It's a tough one. Base and bass in bats, smacks, mate. Someone is snuff into bed. Yeah, that's a really good base. I can hear it right. Yeah.

You know what? It wasn't for the bass? I don't know. It wouldn't sound as bassier again. They'd be way less bassy without the bass. It would be, actually. That's a good pick. Yeah, that is why you guys were playing R&V.

Yeah. That is really good. Thank you. The only time we will let you go to Spotify is to type in Sam Cullen Band. and then click follow. And then come back, yeah, of course. Never listen to them, though.

I was at a... I don't want to say where I was. Why? I was at a lesson that Daisy was taking. My daughter, Daisy, boy, your daughter. Shet Dan, for God's sake. Yeah, obviously. Which is not taking piano lessons.

I don't think she's on enough to drive, so it'd be swimming. Okay, it doesn't matter. Swimming. We're at Swimming lesson yesterday, and I walked in and sat down, was watching her swim. It was her first time going back since last year,

so I was very intrigued to see how she remembered. And it was her first lesson going up a class. And I went in, and about halfway through, it's only a 30 minute lesson, 15 minutes or so. I counted 16 other adults in the pool. And this is not me trying to be high and mighty because I just so happened to have a day where I really wanted to watch her,

but every single parent was on their phone. And I wondered if anybody's listening... In the pool? Of course not, the adults watching. Right, I see we're. Well, not watching. I wondered if anyone in their like 50-60s or upwards, what did you do when you went to your kids' lessons?

Did you actually just sit and watch it? I just couldn't believe that every single one of them. And I'm not trying to judge them in the way because I am no better. I'm no better. I've talked to your boys off-air about how I've got a phone addiction. But every single one, I felt like it was in a Black Mirror episode, was looking down at their phone. You know what I think?

You probably would talk to other people. You maybe would look more to your kids but I often go and watch my son swim as well and Hanuk sometimes swims with him because he's not old enough to be in the pool by himself and sometimes I'll just have a conversation with the other person next to me because they go every week

you see them every week so yeah it's kind of I'll admit I'm being a little judgy but then I'm thinking about why and it's because I think my kids are playing a game and your kids are just learning to swim right because I might be on my phone until the game starts

and then I'm not on my phone at all because I don't want that moment where my kid does something great, turns to look up at the bleachers, and dad didn't see it because he's there, but I may as well not be. So I'd never be on my phone during the game. And I don't want to sit here and be smart,

because again, I don't know what everybody else was. There might have been things going on at home, or who knows why they were on their phones. The work was shutting down. But there were multiple moments where Daisy looked up to see if I was watching, and I gave her a wave, and like her reaction to realize

that mom saw me try that or do that or just was watching. It was so big. so I try and do put my phone away but yeah I just could I just was thinking what did we used to do before Do you not it all help me if you're like if you're ever on your phone in those moments I always think of this video

I saw on Instagram where this person talks about that 80 years old and they get one day to go back to when they were 30 and their kid was six and all of a sudden all those things used to drive you mental that you ignored or like kids making a mess in the back of the car you start really like just savoring every moment because you've only got one day to

appreciate it. it and then I'm kind of like, well, we might only have one more day left with our kids. Like, we don't know. Like, things are happening all around the world and our own country, even yesterday, with horrific tragedies. Well, you don't know if you've got another week, another year. How good's a Dome Scroll, though? Yeah, yeah.

You know? Yes. Wrong, wrong moment? Wrong moment. I reckon. I reckon, if you get, honestly, a few more seconds, we just, like, carried on a few more than we could have, that would have been really good. Yeah.

Just a B. Just a small beat. And then maybe I could have gone First Call of the Day next. How good's a Doomstroller. Clint Mega Dan. Let's go. It's Clint's Badee update.

Oh. Right. So the first caller of the day, Dan, has something to do with Clint's Badee. Yeah. Now I hope he's got it already because we've been talking about it for so long and he hasn't even got it.

Here's the thing. I've been talking a little bit about it as well on my social media and I've since found out a Biday is almost like a separate bowl to the toilet with like a sprayer. I'm talking about a bidet toilet. It's like a seat that you replace your old seat with

and it can spray up. Because you were saying the other day that you can get a whole brand new toilet, like the whole thing. And that's bidet featured. And so I found out you didn't need to do that. And I found out because Liam, our Irish listener, who podcasts overseas,

he started sending me links. And it turns out he's jumped the gun and he's now my canary down the mind because he has already ordered, received and installed his brand new bidet toilets. He joins us now. Morning, Liam. Hey, morning, guys. How's it going? How are you going?

Lady good. I got a video from you because I said, show me how it works. And you show me how it works. And you're like, wow, God, take me the dinner first. Oh, careful. Careful, careful. Go on. Go on. Yeah, just be careful of your friends. Yeah, yeah.

So he showed me how it works without sitting on it. But the problem is he just sprayed toilet water up into the air. all over his walls and toilets like everywhere. Wow. That's one hell of a strong touch. Yeah, it looks very high pressure. Did you spray it into the, like, into your wardrobe? The jogger's the house, okay, so the toilet is facing the door of the an suite.

So when I turned it on, first I got, do you only get excited and you shoot your, you shoot the water all over the place? It went out into the walking wardrobe and after destroying the carpet and it's after splashing up on Emma's wedding dress and stuff like that. It doesn't matter. That pales in insignificance, Clint, because this is the best investment that money can buy. This is the best thing you can do to your house

is buy this bidet toilet seat. It's just a nozzle, and it just jet washes your ass. It's brilliant. Is the water warm to have we got the cheapest of cheap? We've just got a spray of water coming out into you. Yeah, Meg, look, yeah, look, times are tough. We can't exactly. Yeah, look, yeah, we won't get into it.

It's a little bit cold. You get used to that out for a bit. I'm not going to lie. I promise you one thing, Meg. You don't have to change your undies every 24 hours anymore because it's going to jet wash your ass everything you're going to the toilet. I think you should. Liam, you should still change your undies.

My God. Can you talk us through the process? So you've done your business, okay? You got to the point where you'd usually reach for some toilet paper. Then what happens? So do you press a button? What happens? So this thing is like, if you can imagine a handbrake in a car, it's like a little lever on the side of the toilet, and you twist it.

So you rotate it to turn on the water and this nozzle shoots out, jet water right up your ass. You can push down the handle and lift it up to kind of aim it at wherever you want to aim it at, make sure you get the accuracy right. And then when you normally do the toilet paper, a small bit of toilet paper, you dab it dry and pull up your trousers and off you go, man. are still doing the toilet paper, really. It's just not as much. You're just dabbing it dry. You're not like scrubbing it in, like, doing them on the campus.

What about number ones? How does it affect that? I suppose, technically it shouldn't affect it, but I'm sitting down to do number ones where I normally stand up. I'm sitting down to do my wreaths. Oh, so now you're just using the B-Day Jet as a little bit of a...

It's like, you know, your hands might not be dirty, but you might just wash them in the middle of the day because it's good to do, you know? Like, it's just, why not? You can't be too clean. There's that. And do you know what? If I'm being completely honest,

it doesn't feel the worst thing in the world to get a little jet of water in between your two bits. It's not the end of the world. It's brilliant. Liam's been in the toilet more than he's been out of the toilet. Your wife is going to... I took the day off work.

Oh my God, you did it. The water bill's gone through the room. I took the day off work. I'm not lying, guys. I got the text from DPD that the delivery was coming. in the middle of the day. So I took the day off work. The minute that thing came in the door,

I was ripping open the box and install you as quick as I could. It's just, it's next level. Yeah. That's incredible. I can't get a bidet quick enough. Yeah. Liam, so you know how they say

have seven glasses of water a day? He is having them, but they're just through the other end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the next investment in giant water bottles so he can keep going. Yeah. Oh, good on you, Liam.

Nice, Liam. You've actually sold it to me more, I must say. Yeah, I must say. No, I get it. I'm here to be your canary down to mind. Thank you. I mean, it is a captivating thing. Like, how much is it?

Let's be honest. Oh, it depends. I mean, Liam's yours was like a couple hundred bucks, eh, but they can go much higher than that, depending if you want to seat warmer. Yeah, the one that I got was, like, it's purely mechanical. It was 120 euros. But, yeah, there's ones that I saw, like, 800 euros.

Like, these are ones that you plug into power supply, and they heat the toilet seat and they heat the water. Right. Guys, I don't know if we've lost our minds, but we've nearly talked six minutes about B-days and should he water up our hours. Yeah, okay, that's probably enough.

Thank you, Leah. It's always good to catch up with you though, mate. Love you, Liam. Love you, love you guys. Love you. See you, man. He's amazing. Okay, yeah. I think we're all convinced.

Honestly, if I'm in a meeting after this show because our boss says we talk too long about B days again, you're still talking me. Yeah, you're the one is... Clint Megan Dan. Stinky bitch. One, two music, Friday.

Brand new. All right, we've got some new music this morning. Actually, didn't we, wasn't that just, was that jelly roll? Yeah, general, yeah, amen with Shaboozy. Wow, he's just released a new song. It is for a movie, but the song is called, I'm Good. So I'm going to pick me up one. And it goes like, oh, yeah, I'm just so glad I'm going to get.

I guess in the end of the line before he got to it. Oh, that's a positive song, isn't it? I'm good. I don't like being mean to jelly roll because he is one of the loveliest guys in every clip that I've ever seen of him. He's so nice. But that is,

I think that's the sort of song in the world needs at the moment. A bit of positivity. And sometimes even if you, even if you're not good, sometimes I think just saying you are and putting it into the world, it's like you're breeding positivity and good vibes, right?

It's true. You believe it, maybe it starts happening. Good on, I guess. And then we have on Louis Tomlinson from One Direction, he has released a new song the same week as his ex-bandmate is releasing his, Harry Stiles. He did an interview this week about his new releasing music, and he was like, I know that we all knew Harry was going to be like the one

that had the charisma and the talent to go big. He said, I don't think even Harry knew how big he was going to be, like how successful it would be though. And he said also we all knew Nilewood as well because he's so charming and lovely. So he's always felt like the one that... Oh, sad to Zane, I think he goes all right. He's not as big as Harry. Big week for the boys.

Apart from Nile, I don't know what he's up to at the moment. But Zane, I think, is performing in Vegas. He's got a bit of a part-time residency. I was going to say, if Zane was more confident, I know he had his anxiety and all this stuff. If he had more confident, I think he already is, but he'd be bigger than, his crew be bigger than Niles. I couldn't agree more.

Actually, Zane's last album will be one of my top of the boys have released, but it just didn't, it wasn't radio hits. And you know what? He's the best vocalist. Yes, he's amazing. And he's a really lovely guy, too. He's like a gamer, he's quite quiet and shy, and he's a great dad. I thought he was straight.

Gamer. Oh, gamer. Gamer. Gamer. He likes gaming. He's a real nerd. Drop that, scandal. So, Louis's got a new song out there.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, yes. It's called Imposter. Have a listen. I've done him dirty to me. Harry wasn't releasing a song today. We'd kind of be like, oh, that's not bad. Because we're comparing it to Harry. I just think it's just, this could be anyone.

I don't know. I had to listen to it on the way into work, and I was like, this, this beat. It's just so standard. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. This time we pretend that this is Harry Stiles' new song.

I tried that too. It's still not good. Again, there's Harry's Stub. We're just dying and dirty because it's him. Harry's track is so good to be more like German Euro-techno house music, I reckon.

And final one, this is for my producer. 30 seconds of ours and Jared Lido. This is Kings and Queens. They were the kings and kings of emo music. God's eye. Four. Isn't he Jared Leto?

Wow, he looks very good for his age. He must have had worked, I'm sure. Oh, yeah, he's definitely had worked out. He doesn't look like a day over 30 something. If you'd said to me this song was released in 2003, I would believe you. Yeah. You know it? I'm loving it.

I'm listening to that on the way home. I'm into it. That's good. All right, your chance to play for a grand in the hand in less than 20 minutes. How good would that be going into the weekend? Easy money. Clint McGintan. Okay.

We're going to do the actual break now. Yeah, we've been a little loose. Sorry, I'm gonna be a mooseashi. A girl went to a thrift store over in America, which is a second-hand shop here, and she was trying on a jacket that she thought she liked the look of. She was filming it, trying to show her friends, hey, check out my jacket.

When she put her hand in the pocket and then freaked out because she felt something in the pocket. And you'd assume when you're in a thrift shop, it's been cleaned, you know, from the pre- Some people die in the clothes that are in thrift shops. Do they wash, if you donate clothing, do they wash them all before they put them out there? Definitely.

They should, they should. But obviously. I will always wash clothes before I donate them. Or they've been washed straight out of the drawer. But I don't know if they do, do they? I'd say they would. I'm sure they'll have to. But why do they will have that smell then?

Because they're old anyway. You know, quite often a lot of the garments have been sitting there. Smells like Nana's house, hey? I got this top on wearing today from a second hand store, but then I went home and washed it. Now the smell's gone. I just don't get why they always have that smell when you buy them. That you, everyone knows what I'm talking about.

So this girl put her hand in the pocket. What she pulled out was a crusty tissue. Like, that had been dried out with snot. and, you know, disgusting still. But after posting it, it was what other people found as their little extra surprise. They were like, you saw that was bad?

Yeah, from the second-hand store finds. Somebody once smelt a container. I don't know why they were pulled a lid off, smelt it, realized it was an urn. That had to be cleaned out properly. What is that? Who opens a container at a thrift store and sniffs it? Come on.

It makes no sense. But I mean, I don't know, maybe they were trying to see if they could use it and seeing if they had a smell. A leftover smell or residue. People are wear, bro. Somebody said I found an IUD, which I don't even know how you get those out. That's the thing that you put up here for contraception. No one is going.

Well, I don't need this anymore. I'll donate it because I'm so charitable. They found that in a garment. In a pocket. Oh, okay. I thought you meant they found it for sale. Maybe they got to take it out and they put it in their pocket. It was just on a coat hanger.

One time I found a bunch of brand new panty liners. just a pocket of package ones so somebody just left again, just maybe needed some for some... That's fair enough, I guess. It's fine, and they're fine. I had toenails in pocket. It's a whole set. Wow. Wow.

A whole set. She's like, oh, there's 10 here. My goodness. Some people were saying that it's just beginners' ick. And then somebody else said, no, I found a chewed up musli bar. So we just want to see if there were any second-hand surprises. Tudu-a-musley bar. I mean, when you're a thrift shopper

and I imagine these people listening right now that are cereal thrift shop is good on you. You have to put up with it. That's what you deal with. Yeah, exactly. It's just like, that's why somebody said it's beginner Zick. You get past it once you get into that. I mean, I'm surprised no one's shared anything like finding like 20 or 50 bucks in a pocket of a pair of pants.

Because, you know, you donate pants and don't realize that you had cash in that. No, one woman thought there was a really lovely cockroach pin on a jacket, but it was just a cockroach. Okay. So that's realistic. Someone that does love a bargain and loves going to a second-hand store, a thrift shop. Salvation Army, then let us know what was your thrift shop surprise? Yeah, what did you get as extra? Could be good, we'd love to have some good ones, but maybe it was something in the pocket, something you're left over in the container.

Hardcore drugs, you know, like that sort of thing. Go ahead if they find them. What would you do with those, Dan? I'd give them to Clint probably. The police, the police. We've always said. We've got a $50 dollar voucher. Don't deny. Pizza heart for the best story next.

What did you find as your second-hand surprise, the woman, It's going viral online for filming yourself at a second-hand store, putting your hand in the pocket, and then realizing there was a crumpled up, used tissue or covered in snort, but, you know, hard, crusty snort. They'd give her a discount? They didn't, they didn't.

And from those comments, it could have been much worse because people were saying what they found. A cut ponytail, ribbon still in it and all. Like real here? Yeah, yeah. That's creepy. Just a cut ponytail, ribbon and all.

Someone's done that deliberately, don't you think? A condom unopened, thankfully. This is a great one. I was once in a second-hand store and pulled a nice bowl from the covered above my head. It was a little bit above, so I couldn't see what was in it. I pulled it towards me, and there was wheeze. Wees inside. The ball.

What? How did they know that? Well, they didn't know. They pulled the ball down to look at it. No, but they made someone in the thrift shop must have weed in it. They pulled the bowls. Over the head and chest. I realized immediately it was pissed, and I freaked out.

Later that day, I received a bouquet of flowers from the owner of the store. apparently they had a real issue with this for a while an anonymous pisser that would go in like wheeze in different bowls and stuff around the room and put them up on the top shelf. She said also this is when I realised why there was a sign that said we have toilets in case you need to go around the store.

Someone, yeah. Imagine someone else's piss all over you. That is cold wheeze. I'd rather be cold though to be fair. Really? Imagine if it was warm and you knew someone had just done it. Although it's fresh. It's fresh. I'd rather warm if I had to choose.

Thomas Texan saying that they found a DVD of The Kick starring Clint Randall in a thrift shop. Yeah. They're a very frequent find. That would make sense. It's infrequent I would have thought. Let's talk to Sam. Morning, Sam. Good morning.

Okay, what was your secondhand shop? Surprise. I had bought an $8 bag at the Salvation Army and then three weeks later I was out for lunch with friends pivoting through for tampons and found $380.80 a million. American dollars. Whoa. Wow, which is like 700 New Zealand. Yeah.

It's crazy, eh? Yeah, it's pretty good score. Wow. So what did you do with it? Did you take it and exchange it for New Zealand cash? Yeah, and I wasted it. Yeah, I wasted it. Nice.

Nice. I'll give you a $50 dollar voucher to pizza. You can go waste as well this weekend if you want. I put her on a hole, but she said yes. Oh, did she? Okay. I was like, you still not free pizza? Hey, she's only got $380 US dollars,

clip. She was the Better Lunch, Crafted Flats. New from Pizza Hut. You can try it today at your local. It was good to Nina. Morning, Nina. Good morning. How you go?

We're good, Nina. Better now we're talking to you. Oh, flirting again. Typical Dan. What was your secondhand surprise? So, only a couple of weeks ago, actually, I was in our local op shop, and I found this, like, really good condition,

a super dry jacket, a woman's one. And I was looking at it and kind of feeling the texture of the fabric and felt something crunch in the pocket. I put my hand in and pulled out a crab shell. I'm not sure how long it has been in there, but we do live around beaches. So potentially it was, you know, a mum that put it in the pocket after the kid going, look what I found.

Maybe this is proof, Nana, that they don't wash the clothes before they put them out after they've been donated. They don't. Imagine. I have to fish all the pieces out. Oh, God, the crunch. Well, if it is all in pieces, maybe it did go through the washing machine. No, she crunched it.

Well, I crunched it. Oh. So. I mean, imagine the amount of washing and drying they would have to do with, you know, all the donations that would come in. Yeah, that is gross. Did you buy it? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, super dry. Yeah, that's expensive. Yeah, of course I do. Good deal. Clint, Megan, Dad. 30 seconds in 10 correct dances. The only thing standing between you and that cash going into the weekend.

The letter is P. You can give us 10 answers in the time before the gong goes off. The money's yours. You can't pass, but no repeated answers. Oh, and look, it's Poppy playing with P today. What a Poppy? Oh, my goodness.

Dan, I just met you not that long ago. Oh. Where? Where did we meet again, Poppy? At the bus station. At the bus station. Of course, yes. And you told me to call.

I did, and you've called. Thank you. Yeah. Yes. Oh my gosh, you're welcome. Okay, we can do this, Poppy. I'm with you. Let's get you $1,000.

Come on, Poppy. All right, your letter is P. Your first thing you have to give me is an animal. Penguin. A colour. Pink. A band. Pink Floyd.

A herbal spice. Paprika. Something you'd find in the fridge. A cartoon character. Peter Pan. A fast food restaurant. Popeye. something you'd find it the chemist.

Oh, it was kind of old time. It was shaky. It's almost like you fell off the rope many times, but managed to stay there. That was a solid effort, pop. Yeah, she's only got two more to go. Damn, that was really good. Oh my gosh, but that was like kind of good.

That was pretty good. That was like kind of good. You're right, it was like kind of. Because people would be like no pastors in the pantry, but leftover pasta. I left over past. Pink and then Pink Floyd. I was like, ah, we'll check that at the end.

Because, I mean, a repeated answers. But I think. I don't even know if that's a ban. Yeah, it is big point. Yeah, but it's a band. You must have heard it from somewhere. It might have been in the back of your brain. Paramour Panicats, Disco, Pill Jam, other options as well.

You're such a vibe, Poppy. Yeah, lucky Poppy. Oh, my God. Poppy was saying that she met me at a gas station. It was over the holidays. She drove into the gas station. She was hanging out the window over a car going, Dan, Dan, just as I was leaving. Were you driving, Poppy?

No, she was in the passenger. So my boyfriend was. And he was so embarrassed. Had you had a few jars? You had a little to drink. That's just Poppy. That's just her. You suit your name.

You do. You do. Thanks. All right. You have a fantastic weekend, Poppy. Thanks for calling and listen to the show. We appreciate you. You too.

Thanks, Poppy. I'll always remember our interaction. Back again at 8 o'clock this morning. Clint, Meg and Dan. Meg, I didn't take you as a complainer. You're the type of person that will just like complain to your friends and internally be furious. But then when they go, how's everything? You go perfect.

Thank you. It's so lovely. Well, no, I am. who's in peace this year, Clint, so I am trying to do even less of that. But from somebody who had to last year save every penny that she had for maternity leave and then not get paid for

seven months, I am now also somebody that goes, well, if I haven't got my money's worth, I'll, you know, I want it back. Were you complain to the face of the person that has done this, or were you do an email? Oh, no, no, no, I'll be doing an email. And then when they call you,

you go, I'll go, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, pick up, pick up, pick up, I'm not up. Get your husband to do it. Yeah, yeah, nice. And then, so yesterday I was having my usual breakfast of two slices of toast with some raspberry jam. What I've had every day since I gave birth, because that's what I got.

After I gave birth, I got raspberry jam and toast. Is that the rule? You've got to eat the... No, I just became, like, obsessed with it. Totally enough. I had eight. It's not a superstitious thing, really. No, no, no, God, no.

Your baby will keep sleeping if you eat the same breakfast meal for a year. Like, you know, I should be keeping. Maybe it is that. But, yeah, raspberry jam. Anaths, of course, with butter on two pieces of toast. I love Anaths. It's the best. It is the best jam. And my bread yesterday must have not been leavened right

because there was a big hole throughout the middle of it where like took off what, maybe a third of the bread and at least six slices. So when it was baked, obviously there was maybe a bit of air in the loaf. So Meg held up like a piece of bread and you could, I could see her through the bread. Yeah, easily. I can see his whole body.

But then she had it at the next piece, and I could see less of her, and then less of her and less. So it didn't run through the entire loaf, but a few five to six pieces were affected. I asked Clint if he would complain, and he said, no, probably not, but he's really rich. So I thought he's a one person. Very wealthy, man. And probably I was trying to be generous. I definitely wouldn't. I did a poll.

And would you look at that? The nose one. Yeah, 56%. Close to the no. 56%. Hundreds and hundreds, actually, nearly 1,000 votes all. together. 56% said no, but 44%

you said yes. Would complain. Would complain about the hole in the bread. And the thing is, I... The times are tough. The thing is, how much do you work? Because time is money. And fortunately, that a loaf of bread is what? $3, $4 now at the moment. So you're sort of weighing up whether it is worth your time. Oh, this is coming from the guy that said to complain to the

cafe, actually. I have the email here. Which I did spend, this was over a year ago. I spent like over $9 on a cross-ont, which is ridiculous really. And then you emailed them saying hello there, I just wanted to get in touch to let you know that I came into your cafe this morning was shot with the quality and the pricing.

I purchased an almond croissant. Lovely, and usually they are lovely. And was disappointed in that pain it was $9.50 exclamation mark. Question mark. That's extortion. That's daylight robbery. If the price was listed on the cabinet, I would never have paid that amount for a single pastry.

Then I was leaked out again because it was dry and not fresh. Is this serious? You sent this to the calf? 100%. What is the reason for this exorbitant price when the quality is so low, exclamation mark? Question mark, thanks. I mean that was a couple of years ago as well when

inflation wasn't as high. So that was $9 $9.50 for a croissant. And they apologise profusely? They didn't get back to me. Oh, surprised. So I've never been back to Boy Cafe. You boycotted. You boycotted. Oh, boycotted boy. Yeah. And I walked past it the other day actually, and it was dead. used to be a bustling little cafe

Okay No names But I wait under the edge What was your lame complaint You may still stand by it like Dan Or you might look back and go Who was I? What was I thinking?

I would never do that now You can do it in a polite way though You don't need to be an asshole like I was Like sometimes they just catch you on a bad day And you just go right That's it giving them a piece of my mind I'm going to send a letter It's about principle

Yeah Times are tough Okay what was your super lame complaint Or maybe you can dober a partner if they did it and it's still cringe when you think about it. Look out for the little man yourself. You want to say that about yourself?

Yeah, I was talking about Clint. What is your lame complaint that you look back on and go, I can't believe I did that. Or maybe you still stand by it? Could we also open it up a little bit? It extends it. Have you had anybody that if you've worked in hospitality

that somebody had a lame complaint for you? We should go to the other end too because maybe people were feeling a little sheepish and I've had a few people text in saying on the other end of it of, you know, somebody said, I worked at a bar and I was served at a bar and I was

served a drink and I got told I served it in a bad glass. I apologise and asked what was wrong with it to be told I left a shot glass inside it but she had ordered a Yeager bomb. He just wasted. He's just so wasted. That was their first Yeager bomb obviously. And that's also your last drink for the night.

You're cut off. Yeah, I think within reason, you should complain. In a nice way because it's good to let the person, the establishment, know that they're not up to scratch. If it's warranted. No, I'll go like this to my wife.

I'll be like doing something. And I'll be like, oh, God, the, she's like, how you poached eggs? I'll be like, oh, they've overcooked them so they're not runny. It's almost like a hard boy already. And mid-combo, they'll be like, how's everything? Oh, brilliant. Thank you.

So lovely for loving it. It's the best. But that's why they ask, because they're offering you that chance to say it's not right. It is. Do you know, Ash, who obviously was on the show last year with you guys, I know she's a person that is happy to complain. and I think she told me once

that she even at her favorite cafe went up to them and said, hey, it just wasn't up to standard today. Like, I just want to you know because I love you guys and I'll keep coming back but it wasn't good today. And that would just make me die. Do you know what?

But she's brave. It's great to have one person like that in your friend's circle because then they just go, hey, if you're not going to take it back, I'll tell them to take the pub out of this and then they, you know, go up. And I think, sorry,

produce an EPA, they'd just see me you message saying, I used to do this in high school. If there was a burnt chip in a packet, we would call sedaterium and send us a family pack of Chippies for free. No, good on them. Free checks for the boys? How good.

I just get off their nose. I feel like back in the day, if you complained about anything, you would get like 10, 20 times as much. Now, though, just send you one replacement bag. This actually reminds me of another time I have complained. And this was when I got my teeth white. And I only ever done it like once or twice. Oh, you just started with Clintony, you found it.

Yeah, and I went in, and they did it. And I went home, and I just wasn't happy with it. I was like, surely they could do better. It's not as wide as I. And so I emailed them, and they were like, come back in and we'll see what we can do. And went back and got a consultation and they were like, no, your teeth were too yellow before

that we can't get them any whiter. So that backfired on me. Oh my gosh. Because they were kind of like, yeah, unfortunately. So I had to have this awkward conversation with the lady being like, unfortunately for the shade you had, we can't get that any whiter. And I was sort of modelling them on Clint.

Clint can't relate at all to this story. I'm still fuming. I got a chip on my tooth and I got them. to like fix it and then me goes to me why is your tooth yellow and I realised that the colour they hadn't colour matched it properly so I went back and was like hey can I get this fixed because

you've put new tooth on where I've chipped it but it's not the same colour and he checked and he goes that's the widest we do and I can see it I can't see it on here it's definitely yellow and I can't be the widest you do because my teeth are wider than that I think we're going to try and get ash on because it sounds like she is actually a prolific

and god honour I think more people should be Just do it in a polite way. Here we go, we've got Ash. Ash, what have you complained about? Morning. Well, I was at a... Morning, darling. I was at a cafe with Yaz,

and birds were flying into the cafe, and their dirty beaks were eating the cakes and muffins on the counter. Disgusting. And the people that worked there were pretending not to see it. And I was like, this is unacceptable. So I emailed and said, guys, guys, you've got to put him in a glass cabinet or something. Do they reply?

They didn't write back. No, they didn't write back. They never do it. They never do. You don't think so much. Unless if I was you, Ash, I would have just complained in person and, you know, I said, look, there's birds everywhere. It's not the person working there's fault.

You know what I mean? It's up to the bosses to implement the change. You can't be blaming the waitresses. They don't want to be sorting that out. They can't go to, you know, Bunnings and get a new glass theme that's not on there. Yeah. That's not the worst thing I think Ash is complained about. She's just trying to show her nice side.

Keep on a podcast and you can tell us the real stories. She complains more than she doesn't, to be honest. All right, well. All right, guys, all right, guys. Ash is up early for a 3 o'clock start this afternoon. Make sure you turn into the new show. First week of the brand-new Ash London show. So loving it, Ash, killing her, babe.

Love you guys. Love you guys. See you, me. See you. Can't say we miss her too because Meg's here. I like to think they should be saying that to me. It's kind of like when you're with your new girlfriend, but your ex-girlfriend's there,

and you're departing good terms, but you can't be too friendly to your new girlfriend because you can miss your old girlfriend if you want. No, no, in front of the current one, mate. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. Candle with Meg. All right, it is the Oscar nominations day,

which is very exciting, but also not really for us, Plybs. I mean, every time these movies come out, I go, I haven't heard of, honestly, 80% of them, and I never get to watch them. So I do a little game first. Just a little game since I was inspired before. I told you before, if I had legs, I'd kick you. That is a movie.

It's starring Roseburn, and she is up for actress of the year. Oh, and she won the Golden Globe, so she'd be a favorite for the Oscar. Wow. Is she an MPT or what? Am I thinking too literal? Do you know what, Clint, I know nothing about the movie. Don't ask me about any of these movies, right? True or false, this is a real movie title or not?

Red Moon. I think that sounds like a real one Incorrect, made that up Okay Okay, see you soon, baby Real No, incorrect, they made that up Train Dreams

Fake No, that's real That's a movie Forever Blue That's over two No, that's real No, that's not You go over three

Now let's see if we can get them all wrong Because that's like It's probably just as hard to do It was just an accident True or false Okay so that sounds fake to me so let's say real. Real.

Damn, it was real. Oh, man. And the final one, the girl who cried pearls. Oh, she wouldn't make that up. That's real. Too creative, you think. Too creative.

Yeah, that's true. That is a real movie. Let's look into the nominations. Best picture. We are voting for it, I would say. Sinners is up. It has also gotten the most nominations in history. Wow.

Yeah, we went and saw that. Michael B. Jordan and Hayley Stonefeld. Yeah, great movie. Yeah, and it is up for. Best picture, best actor, best supporting actress, best supporting actor, best director, best casting, best original screenplay, best original score, best original song, best cinematography, best costume design, best costume design, best make up and hairstyle, best production design, best sound and best visual effects. It was always like an old country, western vampire movie. It was crazy, eh? We thought it was just come to be like this random film that we saw.

You know what, you won't like it if you were a bit squeamish because there's a lot of blood. It's a bit of gore. It's up against Marty Supreme. though and that has also been cleaning up especially with Timothy Shalamey who was nominated for an Oscar well done his favourite for the Oscar as well surely is going to get it Hamnet Frankenstein do you watch it the other day do you watch it the other day I watched it the other day and I just was no it wasn't for me

like Frankenstein he's hot like it's um what's his name Jacob Allaudy but like Frankenstein the character is supposed to be like this ugly guy that's been put together by other body parts he's just like this brooding oh very different um if one was Brepper oh yeah watch that great film Bagonia, which is the one with Emma Stone, of course she is up for another act. I don't think it's the Oscars these days

without Emma Stone being an award nominated for a best actress. Sorry, just to go back to the F1 thing, as someone who has loved F1 for a very long time, damn, what did you think of the movie? Have you seen it? Yeah, I thought it was good. I thought it's very much not what Formula One actually is, but it's great for bringing in new fans.

And I thought it was a really entertaining movie. I thought Brad Pitt did a great job. I wonder how much driving he actually did. How fast did it got the car? A lot of driving. They filmed it different. races during the year during the season. This is a little teaser

for the A-list game, in a way. I'm going to name the first name. Let's see if you can name the last name when it comes to the best actors. Timothy. Shelmay. Michael. Be Jordan. Ethan. Slater. No. Ethan. Oh, yeah, yes. Leonardo. DiCaprio.

Okay, what about best actress? Rose. Burn. Yes. I was going to say, Adonnell. Kate? Winslet? No, Kate Hudson is up. Oh, like, John's Gold. Kate Hudson. How to lose a guy in 10 days.

She's now up for an Oscar. How exciting, Song Sun Blue, the Neil Diamond movie. Yeah, Bride Wars. And Emma Stone. Yeah. So there we go. Those are the nominations for the Oscill. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, we will get to the A-list. A list coming up before 8 o'clock. But producer Nipio has been scrolling away. Spent many hours yesterday. Trying to decide which highlights of all of them this week that he could put into a three-minute diary, I imagine. Yeah, it's been a hell of a week. It was hard choosing.

but I think it's quite a good producer diary this week. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. First week back this week, I know some of you been keeping the country going for the last three or four. The battlers. Yeah, just taking the stats off. We see you. Yeah, first week back together since June. Wow.

Oh, no, apart from when you came in and covered. No, first week. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so, I mean, were we rusty or were we well-rested? It's time to look back at the week that has been with the producer's diary. Atomari, good morning and welcome to the first producer diary. of 2026. We're so, so stoked to have Meg back full time and the team is already throwing shade about, so let's get into it. Now, what would you say the difference is between a New Year's

resolution and a to do list? Because apparently, it's what you're asked according to Claire. It is going to change my life, but it's not like something personal. I've always wanted this thing and I just keep being like, oh yeah, well, well, and now I'm like, no, this year, my New Year's resolution is to get a bidet. Oh, God, he's got a Tesla. He's got a Tesla and now he's getting a You know what? They're like $200 from Bunnings. It's don't even that hard to get one. That's not a resolution. It's just a to-do list. Just go open your notes and go to-do list, get a bidet. I have a feeling that I know why you want that.

I have a feeling because you would just be like, well, it's clean. There's been a lot of catch-ups about the holidays, including some of the TV shows and movies we've been watching across the break. You've heard of heated rivalry. Did you guys talk about that? Oh, so that ice hockey show. Ice hockey with two men. Advertised to me. Like a lot. It was on on Netflix and it keeps being like,

you might like this. You might like this. It's a very spicy, gay... Oh. What is this one? You might like this guy. We've also been setting mantras for 2026 and Meg had a beautiful one to kick us off. My word of the year is peace.

Peace. And Daniel is trying to... He says cake. Peanut. It's so rude. The catch-ups continued and we helped Clint get down to the bottom of a burning question he had about his sleeping patterns. Do you know what I think happens? You can actually have to sleep.

so long that you become overtired again. I think that happens. Sometimes I sleep like 11, 12 hours and I was exhausted. Clint was asleep more than he was away. It's a hangover. You would have been hungover. I've been trying to think of a really funny and interesting way to intro this next clip, but I don't think anything will quite top Meg Zinger here.

Out of interest, what does it take for a man to look like a lesbian? Here, let me get my mirror of here. And finally, I know it's only week one, but we may have already had our best core of the year. as Sarah told us about a embarrassing moment at the doctors. I had hemorrhoes really badly one time. So, you know, I had to go and see the doctor. Yeah, yeah.

I couldn't get a morning appointment, which is a huge red flag already. Because I had been at work all day. I got a bit paranoid. I was 20, so, you know, I tried to do the courtesy clean beforehand. Of course, of course. Of course. Even though they're a GP and they've seen it all, you've got to like, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah.

You're like, you brush your teeth before you go to the dentist. Yeah, we get it. Yeah, exactly. Similar analogy. Fast forward to me lying on the bed, my dignity already hanging on by a thread where my GP goes, oh, wow, you've left a little surprise here for me. And I was like, what? Like, what do you mean?

I literally was screaming in my brain. And then she casually picks toilet paper off my A-hole. And she said, don't worry, I can tell you, try to clean up for me. All righty, and that's all we've got time for today. That was another producer diaries. We're so stoked to be back for 2026, and we can't wait to hear. some more of your embarrassing and overshed stories. We'll see you at same time, same place next week,

for another producer diary. Thank you, producer needs. When you do say that, it makes me feel like it's home time. Yeah. Nah, not halfway yet. Sanjay, see your text, bro. Thanks for the welcome back message. I hope you saw many sunrises over the holidays.

Sanjay still listens. It's so nice. Of course he does, because why would he go anywhere? He's the guy that runs every morning. Same time at six, doesn't he? Yeah, he just loves watching the... sun come up. Yeah, and Sanjay, I hope you're still doing that

because Dan has started doing it four times this week he's been for a run this morning. I'm running with Sanjay, not literally, but at the same time. Clint, Megan, Dan. The A-Lister list, who deserves to be at the top, at the party of all the biggest stars, and who's going, where's my invite me? Right, the A, B and C list

are the options. Yeah. And the first one up, we are watching his movie with Margot-Robbie and interviewing him next week. Jacob Alorty. He is up for best. actor in Frankenstein. Now I would put him at his C. But, but, I would say because he is in Wuthering Heights,

with Marga Robbie, and A-lister in her own right, she'd be probably up there as one of the tops. Yeah. I would probably go, he's a weak bee. He scrapes into the be. I would agree he's a bee. Yeah, I think he's a bee. Just, because just he's scraping it.

He's doing a lot of work at the moment, especially. I think if people see his face, they go, you're that guy. So we know who he is, but based on name alone, I think a lot of people with Jake a lot of ex-old. I agree. I reckon there'd be quite a few texane, probably more likely C-list. But we'll give him a bit. Okay, what about

in the news at the moment, posh spice for Victoria Beckham? Hey. Hey, all day. She's like the most famous spice girl. She's also married to David Beckham, arguably one of the greatest footballers in the world. Huge documentaries that they've both had. Docos, a lot of chat at the moment with the scandal

around their family. She's got her fashion line. Yeah. Yeah, she's got a makeup line too. I buy her stuff. Expensive, though, too. Yeah, look, I'm going to put her at a very, very strong B. No, you have to put her in A.

Well, I don't have to. It's a spice girl, Dan. Yeah, no, she's, but I wouldn't put, you know, Mel B is in her name. So I'm going to put her down with all the other Spice girls. What about Mel C? Where does she go out? See those. Wow, look at that.

No, I would put her at it, you know what? She's very, very famous. And as I've said before, the B list is not a bad place to be. Do you think Jacob Allorty and Posh Spice or Victoria Beckham are the same? He scrapes in. He's doing like a B minus B plus scenario. But then are any of the Spice Girls A-listers? Because I think I think P-Sci girls are A-lister.

No, I don't think any of the Spice Girls are A-lis. Spice girls in general, A. But individually B-listers. Okay. Okay, we all debate that next if you disagree. 0-800 the Edge. And the final one is Leonardo DiCaprio. Let's say at the same time, A.

A. Surely. We should have practiced that. No, he's definitely an A. He's up there with Brad Pitt, the Yonze. I think, yeah, he, if you're sending out an invite to an A-List party, he's probably one of the first people that you email going, hey, Leo, do you want to come? Yeah.

Like, I think he's as A-Las as they come. Denzel Washington. Denzel, Washington, I would say he's lower than him. No. Than Leo. Denzel would still be an A. Just. Yeah.

Like, he's like Michael Jordan, like, that A-List, Tom Cruise. You think, you want to sit there and you go, just give me an actor's name. You go, oh, Leonardo DeCabria. Yeah, 100%. There is no more A than the blueprint. The blueprint of A, right. It's strong A. He's going on the list. But what about Posh Spice?

This should deserve to be on the A list or the B list. Victoria Beckham. All right, we are debating Victoria Beckham, Posh Spice for this. Yeah, we're getting the text in 3343.4.3. This is an interesting one. This is another day that maybe we can do A list next week. Just because Posh Spice has a documentary in the media does not move it from a B to a.

Trump also in the media, and he's dead. definitely not an A, but I would say he is. Trump is an A-lister. I think the problem is people think that being an A-lister means you're a good person. You don't have to be. No, it's just fame. It just goes on fame. It could be bad fame. Everyone knows Donald Tron. He's an A-lister, right? Unfortunately, I mean, yeah, as you say,

you don't like saying it because it makes it sound good, but he's just well-known. We just don't invite him to the party. No, God, no, he's not been invited to the party. Yeah, for this game, you just have to take everything else out of it, apart from fame. Yeah, how famous are they? And that is, uh, Victoria Becombeckham at the moment. Dan is saying a B, but like a B plus. Yeah, I think she's a strong B,

and part of that is because she was part of the Spice Girls, one of the best girl, in fact, the best girl group of all time. Also, she's married to David Beckham. I'm so surprised by this. Nicola, you agree with Dan? Oh, I know. I don't normally agree with Dan, but... I love that you premenced that.

Sorry, Ken. We're cut from the same cloth, you and I. Yeah. Definitely not an A. If I went to a celebrity party and she was the only one who turned up, I'd be real disappointed. That's a funny way to look at it. Maybe because she's going to dance promiscuously with you. So do you think for any of the Spice Girls to get into the A-List of Party, they have to show up as a five?

Yeah, definitely, absolutely. Would you be happy if you walked into the party and they said there'll be celebrities here and all the Spice Girls? Or would you still be kind of bummed? I feel a little bummed, but if Leo came as well, I'd be pretty much. Yeah, if Leo was there, we're all happy. It's a good way to look at it. If all the spy skills went, you'd be like, my God, best party ever. So their powers combined?

It's like Captain Planet. Yeah, right. Oh, God, I love that show. Oh, it was the best. It was a head of its time as well with the pollution and cleaning up the planet and stuff. Let's go to Tiffany, Tiffany. Victoria Beckham, A or B list? She's got a B in A.

Yeah. I agree. And because, you know what, I think the power of a power couple, her and David Beckin getting together before there was even like social media they were the most like shot celebrity couple by paparazzi like back in the day it was mental

I mean you guys are all entitled to your opinion it is wrong but you're allowed to have an opinion Thanks Tiffany Going through the Texas Well no way Jose Victoria Beckham In A list She's the only spice girl to be Who being married to David Beckham does help her

Do you guys think David Beckham's in A? Yeah I think he is Oh sexist pigs both of you No I think Victoria's in A He's the sexist pick I think maybe if it was of a day but she'd be a seat I'm joking I'm joking

All right I am going through the TX centre It is definitive though She is an A list Sorry Dan Yeah So three A's today Three A's well No no Jacob is not an A

Oh yeah Oh yeah Jakey See Lister She's done nothing lately I don't think it matters I think if you've done enough In the early stages of your career You can cement A list status for life

That's wrong. She's doing David Beckham. Yeah. Who doesn't want to do that? Amen. Clint, Meg and Dan. Here we go. Let's see if we can get a grain on your hand. If you can give us 10 correct dancers, starting with the letter Meg gives you out 30 seconds. Poppy had a crack at it at 7 o'clock this morning.

Shit, great. Eight. Eight out of ten. Really good effort. All right. So no pressure. Alana, this is you this morning. Your letter is J.

For J. J. J. J. Are you from Dagoable, Alana? I am from Darkville. How's the weather and northern? Because we've been hearing about all the flooding.

How's Dargaville going? Yep. We're pretty good today. I was flooded in the other day. Couldn't get to work. What a shame. But there today. Do you know my Uncle Nigel who works at the Ford dealership?

I do. Yep. And Alana, how is the petition going for getting the bronze statue of Clint Randall up in the square? Yes. It's got three signatures so far. And then, two of them. It's got my popper. Yeah.

It's got my papa. Yeah. me now. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I like that. Your letter is Jay. Let's get you $1,000. Perfect.

All right. Your time will start at the end of Meg asking you your first question. Good luck. Okay. Name something sweet. Jam. A boy's name.

Jared. Something that keeps you warm. Jersey. An actress. Jennifer Lopez. A car brand. Jeep. An emotion.

Jolly. A movie franchise. Another word for a clown A joker A six-letter word Two good showings this morning We're getting close You only had two more questions

We'd go as well It was Jurassic Park Gores Jason Bourne James Bond A few J franchisees With the movies But very tough Well done Alana

Awesome Tell Uncle Nijas Say hey And if you see My cousin I will I will Yeah if you see my cousin Regan

kicking about Tell him I've been meaning to pop up for the weekend And see his new baby Just contact your own family Would you? Yeah Thanks, Alana

Just give them a call yourself Oh worry, mate, thanks guys Have great days For you too, man Alana's like, yeah, so your nephew says hi Yeah Yeah Okay, next on the show

Things are getting a little serious up in here Dan is going to attempt To hit the spot With a Harry Stiles song with him releasing new music This afternoon at 1 o'clock Yeah, watermelon sugar It's never been done before

We've never done a Harry Until today The first of 2026 is Meg. Unlucky. Why is it on me? He's looking for someone to blame already. Okay, Dan, we'll give it one more practice behind the scenes, and then Dan will attempt to hit the spot.

Clint Meg and Dan. Date it's the edge. Hit it, hit it, get it. She's back for 2026. The people's favorite segment. Yeah, it is. It is very much so the people's favorite segment. Well done, Dan, on building it up to where it is.

Yeah. How many, do you know what we should add up? how many millions have views, but it was, I think, well over, what, 50 million over all of them? Yeah, mental. People are really, they go viral, girls get annoyed that Dan's married already. Oh, yeah. What can he do? Oh, they love it. Look, this right is

closed, what can I say? The thing is, the thing is, we've never done Harry Stiles before. I thought we had for some reason, but no. I'll just say if you are new to the show, Dan will sing along to a song, I'll pull it down, it's still playing in the background, Dan goes a cappella, we bring it back at the crescendo moment and see if

Dan is perfectly in time. Now it makes me nervous because this is the first one of the year. It sets you up for the rest of the year. Right. You know, 2026 first hit the spot. Okay. We want it to be a hit. Yes.

Now, Harry Stiles is going to be dropping new music one o'clock this afternoon. He has also announced he's going to be performing in Melbourne and Sydney. He's doing a seven city residency. Unfortunately, not coming to New Zealand, but the edge will have your chance for you to get there and win your way to the tour very, very soon. Don't you worry about it. We've got Danielle. She's going to give you a few words of advice or some peeping your step-down.

Dan, go on, Daniel. I'm very good now. I'm speaking to you, Danielle. Give me some pep. Come on. Oh, you've got this. A favourite segment. Favorite segment you've got it.

I'm so glad it's back. And welcome back, Mac. I'm happy to have you back on the radio. Thank you, honey. That means a lot to me. Okay, Danielle. I will say when Dan hits it, it's glorious. When he misses the spot, when he just misses the spot,

it's not the same, is it? It's not very good. And you've been speaking to my wife. Let's do this. Come on, I've got my glasses on. You good? this for you, Danielle, I'm doing this for you in your car this morning. As always, I'm going to start playing the song. You find your rhythm and then I'm going to pull it down.

Okay, here we go, Dan. On a summer evening and it sounds just like a song. I want your belly and that summer feeling. I don't know if I can never go. without watermelon sugar. Look at him, sunglasses on. Go home, Dan. You're not going to do anything more impressive than that. If anybody wants to give me some new sunglasses for the next one,

I'll take sponsorship deals, Oakley. I just broke those ones. Clint, Megan, Dan. I have been most excited all morning for what we are about to do right now. I have been dreading it. Yeah, it is something that is, like, it's actually, like, outrageously real. This is not like set up any sort of content As soon as I got home I told my wife

I was like babe wait till you hear this If you haven't listened to our We have a podcast after the show Where we just kind of shoot the shit You know it's a lot more casual It's called the Only Fans podcast You can listen to it We record it every day

And we were doing that yesterday And we decided to go through Dan's chat GBT We've cancelled Dan's Google history I was feeling a craving I don't know I want to look at his fun It was like sure Yeah he was fine

We've gone through yours before Meg And that was embarrassing Yeah, so it was your turn. But I didn't realize that when, like on a computer, you can go search history and it'll just bring stuff up from like a year ago, right, if you're not clearing it. ChatGBT's BT does that as well. It just stores bullet points for what you've been asking it. Who knew? Oh, yes, well, we very quickly found out that Dan's, he was not worried at all.

Is that there'd be nothing in there? Nothing embarrassing. But he was wrong because very, very quickly Meg found something very incriminating. but Dan had asked his chat GBT. What do you mean? How can you see it? Can you go history on chat GBT? What?

That's wild. I don't know you could do that. Oh, do we need to do this for tomorrow's Dan's Google history, Dan's chat GPT? No, there's nothing in there. Okay, one of them. Describe James Bond. Another one.

What are encouraging words for childbirth? What does chat GPT? Why? Oh, you sad, sad, man. Yeah, what happened? No, guy messaged me and asked if I could send a lovely message to give you encouragement for giving birth. So you've fucking nothing for me?

So you're changing me to it. You couldn't think of a single word on your own. And then he wrote, make it for my friend Meg. Personaliser, please. And then he wrote, Meg, you've got this. Yeah, so first it said, give me some words of encouragement to say to a friend who's going through childbirth, which was me, by the way, I thought one of my best friends in the whole world. And then Chachibouti wrote something, and all he replied back to Chachibu T was,

now make it for her name Meg. Now here's the thing, you want to personalise it, don't you? Here's the thing, so Meg's husband, his name's Guy, and he reached out to us a week before he knew Meg was going to be roughly going into Labor. And he wanted to do this incredible thing where, while Meg was going through Labor, read out messages of support from her closest friends to help her through this intense moment. And he did do that.

He did read them out to me when I was going through my contractions. And I did send them back a message. Okay, now here's the thing. We thought, well, let's give Dan the benefit of the doubt. Even though Chat sent something back to him, Dan might have personalized it before he sent it to Guy. And for all we know, he may have read out a personalized-ish version. So we called Meg's husband Guy

and got him to read the message that was received from Dan to see if they lined up and how similar they were. Trust your body, trust your heart and know that so many people in brackets, including me, information, Mark,

are cheering you on every single step of the way. Next, next, is there any more? Soon you'll be holding your beautiful baby in your arms. And all the strength and love you've shown will have brought them safely into the world. sending you all the love, courage and positive vibes. Meg. Pia, if this is a water birth, don't do a meg.

That was me. He frees up. Yeah, so the only thing he did add personally was, hey, don't straight yourself. Which I thought was a lovely little quip at the end. Made you laugh. You know, in a time when it is quite serious giving trouble. Some people just aren't good with words, Meg.

And sometimes we check you... His job. He gets paid good money to be good with. this words. I get paid money. Average money to be good with these words. Thanks for rephrasing that. That's all right. It's a good friend.

Sometimes you don't know what to say and then when chat GBT splits out. I go, yeah, that is how I was feeling about that situation. But you can't use chat for everything. Something's do need to be from the heart. You can't use it for encouraging words for your best mate going through childbirth. Oh no, you can and I did. Okay, is anyone going, oh, okay, I'm with you, Dan. I can relate.

What did you use chat, GBT for? Oh, it's going to be sad. That if they found out you would be in big, trouble that it wasn't your words and that a computer road in. I think would be one of the worst, one of the worst, and I sure nobody's done this. Your wedding vows.

Oh yeah, no one's doing that. No one has, there's no way you've used chat and done word for word verbatim your wedding vows. Even if you did, you wouldn't admit it. Yeah, we can disguise your voice though. No, nobody's done it, surely. What is the worst thing

you've used chat for that you're like, oh my God, I've got to take that to the grave, except for the one time I tell Clint McGinn Dan on the edge. Like a qualification certificate? Have you done it for that? Or just let Dan wallow in his shame by himself. Don't do that. We've just found out yesterday that, I mean, if you just turned in,

I gave birth six months ago. Nearly died, very nearly died, very nearly died. To lost 2.1 liters of blood went through an induced vaginal birth with no pain relief and was saved, thankfully, by the surgeons at the hospital after I was whipped away once Miller was born and Dan had to write me a nice message but I didn't know you were nearly going to die

though right would you have written it with yourself I would have written it if you would have written it you know what she couldn't quite seriously die here I'll be like I'll give it a bit of thought yeah so my husband wanted to give me some words of encouragement when I was going through my contraction so the week before I gave birth he asked my friends my closest bestest of friends people that know me the best know

know that my struggles, my personal strengths and weaknesses, some words that will help me get through the hardest. Second most painful thing, a human being can experience. After being kicked in the ball. Yes, that's it. And Dan went to chat TBT and copied word for word, copy and paste it, sent it through to me. So that was what I got.

Yeah. And to be fair, you kept out a secret for about seven months and had you not handed your phone over to Meggis today on the podcast. I've gotten away with it. Yeah, a little snitch chat chippy tea. So we're asking you What have you used chat for that If they found out it would be a bit of a disaster

Lots of text on this A lot of people saying job related stuff Which surprises me Someone said job application cover letters all the time It does a great job Wow And someone else Now this is more concerning

I use chat GPT to construct a full CV To apply for a marketing job Got an interview But failed within the interview Ah that's the problem See it's going to get you there Now I know producer Carl There's been trying to get this person on

But they are not picking up It says anonymous please I used it to get back my girlfriend, I cheated on, just said what I did, and that I wanted to seem remorseful. She's like, oh my God. Isn't that disgusting?

Does it? You know, when you go, does it? And he's like, it does? Friends. You know when he doesn't read the letter? Oh, what he doesn't read the letter? She's like, and does it? And he's like, does it? Yeah.

Yeah, it does. It's just really good at meaningful stuff, though. Chat, JPET. All right, let's got to Clayton, 0800 the Edge. Good morning. Hi, so I I was bad about it I only wanted ideas

So I actually did use Chatschibati for our ideas Ideas But I ended up spitting out But we didn't do them We ended up going traditionally Does your... Okay, so you did end up going against it

But does your wife... Oh 100% Yeah, yeah For your wife now know That's a ton of ideas Did your wife know that you gave it a bash? Oh yeah, 100%. Oh, okay.

Jesus, she's a... To the end of vows for sickness and in health. Would you like me to personalise this more for your... Whoops. Give me your wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've got to pre-read those ones. I reckon Clayton, even though he says he... I reckon he used a bit of it.

I am. I'm so relieved. And I don't know if he would do it. I don't think he would. Guys, pretty good, my husband. Pat, I'd be so gutted. I'd be so gutted if they, thank God. A computer, right. Your vows.

All right, Warwick. Good morning. Morning, guys. how we doing? You good mate. Warwick, what did you do? You piece of work. Yeah, what did you use Tad TBT for

that if people found out you'd be in big trouble? Well, they already know, so it's not as bad as you guys are making out, but I used it to write a poem for my auntie's funeral. Oh. Now, on paper you're right,

it does sound bad because you're using a computer to say some meaningful stuff about your dear old aunt. Yeah, did you just say, this is my auntie, write a poem for a funeral, did you say, this is what she liked, this is what she did,

I wanted to rhyme. Like, these are the things I like about it and it kind of put it together because you're not creative? Like, how did it work? Oh, yeah, a little bit like that. So I had the idea of what I wanted to do. So basically it was the idea of my auntie going to heaven and sitting down and meeting all of our ancestors and relatives and sitting down around a table.

So I basically gave it the idea of, I guess, that image and who was going to be sitting at the table and all that sort of stuff. So, but I did at the funeral, I did sort of credit that. Oh, you credited it at the funeral, by the way, too, like that. You're better than Dan. Dan didn't go, by the way, chat wrote this. And I got away with it for six months. Good on you, Warwick.

Wow. I mean, it is very useful for that kind of thing. I will say, just don't show people your history. It's the perfect crime, really. Yeah, we've got to learn how to delete that. Because I didn't even know what did that. They weren't run out of time, but yeah, somebody who is anonymous, they used it for their level four papers.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's going to be like the, we're going to be, like, literally on the operating table. there's just going to be the surgeon going, okay, chat, GBT, which one is the scalpel? Wouldn't they just take a photo of all your utensils? Clint Megan Tan. John Fisher joins us on the show this morning. You may follow him on social media.

He's amassed quite the following from being a guy who just really likes to eat food and people really like to watch him do it. Who does? He also got through the catchphrase. Big John, they call him. He's making his way to New Zealand for the second time. How far away are you from leaving, John? No, I'm leaving in about 20 minutes to go.

Hey, what about the food on the plane? Yeah, I was about to ask that, do you? Are you a chicken or a lamb sort of guy? I don't eat any aeroplane food at all. Really? Why is that? Listen, I eat a lot of rubbish. I know that, but I just don't think it's...

That's your limit. It's for consumption. I don't like it. Yeah. I'd rather take a couple of snacks on when I'm a bit hungry, have a few jelly babies, and then when I get to Hong Kong, halfway through, I'll have some dumplings in Hong Kong.

Now, John, for someone that's never seen you before, I've seen a little bit of you on Instagram and stuff, but your catchphrase is obviously Bosch. What is the meaning behind it? When can you use it? Is it a universal phrase where it can be used anywhere, or is it just food-based? It's anywhere.

It's universal-based when you're feeling good about something. When you're not feeling good about something, you can give an angry Bosch, but normally it's a happy, it's a happy term and people sat amongst friends normally when you've done something good you feel happy you go bust If I was to give you an example

Like a sitting Like oh you might just One Best in Sales How would you do that by For the else I wish you go What best in sales I thought you've got to say a million pounds

But best in best in sales Best That's quite a good one Okay what about when you get to the restaurant and you've been really, really excited to get to the restaurant, and then you realize they're closed and you didn't know it. You're like, oh, boy, right, okay. And what happens if...

It's been angry. Just arrived... Oh, he's like no boss. Okay, what if you've just arrived to the hospital to support a mate who's had, like, his third baby that wasn't planned, and you've gone there to visit the newborn? The newborn. Newborn would be a happy boss.

That would be bummer. Okay, right. Not too excited. Not so on a deck. Nice and soft. Big John, if you knew it was your final meal on Earth, what's your choice? Tell me everything you would order. Forget Chinese.

I'll probably have no Chinese. We won't include Chinese. I'd have a prawn cocktail starter. I do like a prawn cocktail. And then I go for pie mash, which is a traditional East London dish from where I'm from. Pie mash and liquor. It's with like a parsley sauce, which is absolutely delicious. I probably have about eight pies to make it last.

And then for dessert, I do like either and Nicolette. a Bocca Boclory, a banana split or a creme brulee. Wow. Yeah, it does sound bloody good. I'll have that. Should we all do one together? Yeah, go on. Okay, so, the three...

A boss. Yeah, yeah, of course, course. Can you count us in Big John? And also, if you're not working, doing some sort of sponsored post with the company that is Bosch here in New Zealand, like the Power Tools, you've missed a beat there. Yeah, Bosch would be...

I have done something with Bosch. I've done one. I've done one thing with Bosch. Very good. I'm just out of it. Okay, okay. And count us in Big John for our final Bosch together. Right, you ready?

Three, two, one. Have a good flight, John, we'll see you when you're in New Zealand. All the best. Enjoy our country, mate. Thanks for having me on. He's going to be at the TAB, Caracas Millions, at Ellesley Racecourse. In Auckland, tomorrow, more than a million followers across Instagram and TikTok. Don, he better hurry up on his flight.

He must be just flying in, flying out. Do you know what else is crazy? He's the father of British heavyweight boxer Johnny Fisher, I think it's number five in the world at the moment. Wow. He's really, really good old Johnny Fishy. He's quite young, so I think in the next five or ten years we'll be seeing a lot more of him. I think his son's probably on a different diet to his old man.

Yeah, that's the only thing. You know, it'd be a very tragedy. Still Bosch, though. What's the saying that your mate tried to start or is trying to start hoping that it's going to catch on? Oh, he's at one at the moment. Could it be a phrase? Like, good on them, I guess. Yeah, yeah, that's our little.

Sure. But, you know, like, he's got Bosch and he's said it long enough that now. He's known for that. He's known for that. When you know someone in your friend's group is trying to like start something and then you get, mate, no one's saying it. Just stop it.

Got it on them, I guess. Or they tried it back in the day and you're like so embarrassing. To maybe use it to mock them now. Amy Polar from Goodhang, the podcast, she's trying to get one at the moment. I see if I can get a little montage of her saying the same word every podcast.

I don't know if it's, I'm not cool or she's not cool. Remember Justin B. We tried to get swaggy for a while there. He was saying swaggy all the time. Swaggy. Swag. Swag. Yeah.

You'd be like smacky. What is it? Throw your mate under the bus. Or maybe you've got a saying that you're trying to catch on. Right. What a platform to push it out there across the country.

0-800 the edge. Yeah, bro. Stop that. We were just talking to John Fisher, who is known as Big John or Bach. That's his catchphrase. It has taken off. He was successful with it,

which is a hard thing to do. And we have been trying to get one off the gram, me and Dan. We talked about it on Monday. Yeah, and if you're a negative person or maybe you like talking about, you know, bitching about people. Or just a little vent.

Yeah, just having a little vent. Instead of going, oh, they don't annoy me. I hate them. Just go, good on them, I guess. And what you say is, you're spinning it in a positive way. We could just not do the negative stuff. Right, well, we can't change that quickly that. Give us some time.

Give us some time. I don't know if this, we were talking about words or phrases that people are trying or have in the past in your friend's circle, they've tried something and you go, mate, no one's saying it, we're not saying it. just stop it. I don't know if Liam's trying to get this to catch on, but he texts, I effing love Dan.

That's not going to catch on. That's just my mum's burner phone. Amy Paula from Goodhang, or the actress, and that's her podcast called Good Hang. I think this is a word, but she has definitely been trying to make it catch on even more so or trying to seem cool with it. She uses the word glazed every podcast.

I'm going to glaze you a little bit in the beginning. Please don't. And as the kids say, I'm just going to glaze you. I'm a lot of glazing. It's going to be a glaze fast. And here comes the glaze. I don't know if this is the last glaze. We glaze you so hard.

Wait, what? I like it because it doesn't make sense. That's what I was going to ask. I don't think she even knows. When you glaze a ham, it makes it look pretty, doesn't it? Because it's got all the, like, juice over. What do you think it means? So it means that Meg, you know, unglazed, you're just a bit of a piece of meat, you know?

But then when I go, I'm gonna glaze you. Clint's the same. You don't look like a piece of, like, lame ham. What? But until I put some lovely sauce on you, you glaze. Does it mean makeup? sort off to a certain degree. You don't think so does it mean

hair stars? You're pumping up their tires. It's the same thing. I'm going to glaze you. I'm going to like gee you up, make you feel good. Yeah, I'm glazing you. I like it.

Isn't there a word that's very similar about being mean to someone? Hayes. Do you know what? I don't mind it if everyone starts using it, but it's cringy for me

when one person keeps saying a word they've made up and no one else is doing it. And then you go, just... I think she knows what she's doing. It's very funny if it is intentional. Bridges a knips. Yeah, from the...

Like Gen Z filter, glazing is like over-complementing someone to the point where it's like, okay, that is too much now. You absolutely glazed them. Yeah, glazed them. Like glazing me. There's actually, funny you mentioned, like, Gen Z speak. I'm watching, like, Survivor the latest season at the moment. And because it's been going for so long, the 22, 23-year-olds that you're used to watching

on the show from back in the day, they are very different now in season 49. And there's like, there's like young guys. And then the old people in the tribe, and they don't understand what they're saying. because one guy's like, oh man, this challenge is going to be so cinema. And the old guy's like, what do you mean? Is that a thing that Americans, I haven't heard that before. I haven't heard cinema. I know law, L-O-R-E is very much so hused.

I mean, someone had to start everything. You know, like someone started, I ate that. Someone did it for the first time. I remember finding the woman who started sat. I'm sat for this. You remember when you say, I'm sat? You know how you say that? I'm sat.

I'm sat. When like, okay, you say something interesting, Clint, maybe you go, Meg, I've just heard the best gosh of my entire life. And I go, I'm sat. Like, I'm here, I'm in. You're sitting down, you're focus. You've got, I've got your attention. I found the original woman in line must feel so cool.

To have that, like, notch to your bow. Paul knows. He's just, echo what you said, produce an eaves. Glazing means to excessively flatter or hype someone up. I feel like Dan didn't describe it that way. No, you said when you put makeup on someone. Glazing similar to what Clint says when he goes, I'm going to be going.

going to get blazed. He says that sometimes, doesn't he glazed? Yeah, blazed. Just changing one. He does that all the time. Yeah. I get hazed. Daniel gets glazed. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. I'm just glazing you up, Clint. Yeah, thanks man. I appreciate that. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast that is.