The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW have you climaxed before?

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

So an AI listend to the show and wrote this podcast description... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan for a jam-packed episode filled with hilarious stunts, candid conversations, and surprises. Clint is off to Japan as Cal steps in, and Meg returns with stories of her challenging pregnancy journey. They dive into various fun segments like the 'Postcode Playlist' for Invercargill and recap Dan's epic remote control car stunt, attempting to jump over 10 people. Also, there's a heartfelt discussion about Meg's impending maternity leave and the dynamics of carpooling with coworkers. Don't miss the 'Is It Cheating?' debate and a hilarious game of 'Climax or Crowning.' A tune in for a roller coaster of emotions and laughs! 00:00 Welcome to the Show00:50 Clint's Absence and Meg's Return01:33 Postcode Playlist and Throwbacks05:44 Meg's Personal Struggles08:07 Dan's Good Samaritan Story09:57 Water Volume Challenge14:05 Brad Pitt and Formula 124:01 Is It Cheating?33:30 Jeff Bezos' Wedding Invitation35:55 Jeff Bezos' Controversial Donation to Venice37:56 Dan's Remote Control Car Stunt41:50 Betting on Meg's Baby43:22 Climax or Crowning Game49:26 Dan's Postcode Playlist for Invercargill01:00:39 Debate on Giving Coworkers Rides01:09:15 Meg's Pregnancy Journey and Farewell

This is a podcast from Rover. have been awake for hours. Crafting their finest content. Preparing the latest in music and celeb news. Restocking the prize cupboard and sharpening their wit. And now they're ready. Put down your coffee. Fasten your seatbelt. And turn up your radio. Because it's time for Clint, Meg and Dan.

Morning, Clint is off to Japan today. So you got Cal filling in this morning. Very exciting. Meg's back though. I am back. I have survived. Yes. Barely, I feel like I've barely gone through on the skin of my teeth. Yeah, and it sounds like you've

stuffed something up your nose. Yeah, try to breath through your nose real quick. Wait, really, honestly? Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yeah, it's annoying because it's one of those things that you take a couple of spritzives of Ultravit

and I'd be fine, but because I can't take anything, it's just lingo-y. But I'm better than I sound. Yeah well at least you sound hot. At least I sound very ready to be back at work. The good news is it's a big show today. Big show. Even without Clint we can still do a big show. Oh yeah.

Postcode playlist is back. Oh my god dad I forgot. I'm two days out of this. So who have you done? I don't even know. Invercargill. Wow. Which is annoying because also Neeps who is. Invercargill! Wow! Which is annoying because also Neeps, who is from Invercargill, our producer, he's also ill.

So I wrote it for him really and the rest of Invercargill. Was he involved with it at all? Absolutely did nothing. Right. Yeah, so I had to come up with all the lyrics or put all the lyrics together that the listeners sent through myself. Right, right. I do remember on Monday when I was here, producer Neeps EP was like, Oh, I'll be there, I'll help you out mate. Yeah.

Nah, nah, nah, nah. He's not there yet. So we've got that coming up. And also, spicy wheel of throwbacks later on this morning. Oh yeah, it's throwback day. I'm quite excited to see this. I've never seen this happen before. I'm excited to get involved with that.

Yeah. But Michael, I want Gucci flip-flops, bad baby. Oh god, nobody wants that. And it's not even a throwback. No one. In 2018, was that like seven years ago? No. It's 10 years or older surely. Coming up next though, throwback. I'm gonna throwback this morning. Okay. That I think maybe the best throwback we've ever done. Oh god. That's a big call cow. Huge call back. Do we even bother bringing women to Newcast it? You can, but it's not gonna be my love. Okay, okay.

Sombra unjust on the end. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Meg is back, super exciting. Yay, yeah, two more days, you have me at my absolute prime. Yeah. At my absolute best. Is this you at your prime?

Is this me at my best? This is what we're gonna get. God help us. I know, I know, yeah. Dan, you just sold it before, the throwback is, the throwback to Beatle throwbacks, it's called Time. Massive call.

Yeah, huge call. So I've been thinking, God mate, is it a one hit wonder cow? Is it somebody we're gonna be like, I forgot that song was even a thing? I'm gonna say this, the person that we're doing, well, the theme of the throwback today is someone that I have, to this year not liked really.

Like she's a person I've gone, she's overrated. I don't like her attitude sometimes. I think she's a bit breathy when she sings. Oh, I know who it is. Ariana Grande. Oh wow. But since she's done Wicked, I love her to bits. Yeah, yeah.

It has shown like a different side of her, I think. I personally think she's a really likable person now because of Wicked. I do wonder with this whole Wicked, because she's really just like a new person now, if she ever will go back to the music that she used to make. You know, like the old, you know, talking about big dick bicycle thing.

Yes. Like this song, is this side to side that's playing right now I decided this one here. Okay Like you don't know this songs about Like why else would you be walking with a bit of a limp well, it's um, yeah, it's because she um, you know Had a lot of yes Yeah, so I think previously Ariana would do songs about this. We, but will she do them now? That's the question. So this is the song I want from Ariana Grande this morning.

It's her birthday. She was born in 1993 this day. Oh, so she's 31. 32. 32. Yeah, wow. Cool. So Ariana Grande, Side to Side, that's me.

Over to you guys. I'm going to go with my favourite Ariana songs. I've got a couple of them, but No Tears no need to cry. I think it is. I know. Such a good song. This was like, peak Ariana, right? This is when everybody was like, wow, she's hit the big time. This one with Rain on me, I think with Lady Gaga, her best. Has this been when she was with peak Davidson?

Yes. Oh god, do you know what? I don't even know, I can't even keep up. I don't know, she was with peak. She did a great album after him. Thank you, Next. Yeah. That was probably her best stuff. I think that was her. That was the last thing that she did before she turned into Glinda. Right? Was that? I think so. No, no, there was another album in there.

That one really fell off in. Yeah. I'm going to go for Problem. Another great song. Biggest throwback out of all of them I think. Look I'm gonna go with Meg's. Oh yeah? Yeah I hate to say it but she's Trump side to side for me. Yeah it is the best one. It's not really a throwback but we're all gonna say that it's the best Ariana Grande song. I want that one as well actually. Well congratulations to Meg. Thank you so much.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go! I want that one as well actually. Well congratulations from here. Thank you so much! Let's go! I've been off for the past couple of days. It's been so hectic in my household. Holy cow, the only thing that's been keeping me mentally going, and that makes me sound super strong, I cried all day yesterday. Like, you know, start to finish.

If you saw me driving my car yesterday, you'd be like, oh look, that's me. You would have seen me like, shopping in the car. God, something's gone wrong with Beeg, look at that. Absolutely something. In fact, I actually did bump into somebody who was really lovely. They said to me, I was out and about, they said, you mean to be on maternity leave, and I looked at them and I must have had red nose, red eyes, you know when you can tell someone's been crying. And she goes, well you look well rested. I lied. Yeah, it's just been so crazy.

The only thing that's keeping me going is like, thank God all this is happening of like, my other daughter Daisy getting unbelievably sick, two hospital visits in a week. And then me getting sick. Thank God it's happening before I give birth. I can't even imagine how I would have gone through it with a newborn, let alone... I don't know if you guys, no one in this room can understand what it's like to give birth, but if you have given birth before, been through

labour, can you imagine doing it with a blocked nose? I can't even stress of how, I feel like it should be somewhat illegal that the body shouldn't let you get sick before contractions. Well maybe it will, maybe like when you go into labour the blocked nose surely becomes a very minimal issue and your body doesn't even think about it. Surely, but when they go, you know, they're like, breathe through it. One more time, Cal, if you just bring the noise. Oh Jesus. Okay. It's not gonna be a really peaceful situation. You know how we could test it?

Next time I've got a blocked nose, you can come and swiftly kick me in the bollocks. I know, I know. I'll get out the blocked non-part. I know, Justin just takes it and says, I'll try to be your best friend. Justin, I wish I could, but because this baby's a leech, I can't take any medication.

Oh, I always forget that. Yeah, so that's why, obviously, I love Ohtreven. I've been on radio and now I'm saying, having to work through sickness, Ohtreven's my best mate. But yeah, I can't take anything other than Patadol, so no fun, but that is what I've been up to. I'm here and we've gone through the worst of it, I think. Okay, well, I've got something that's gonna cheer you up.

Okay, oh God, oh have you embarrassed yourself? Oh God, no. No, no, no, I've been a Good Samaritan and it was a collective community group of Good Samaritans this morning. I was driving to work and I'll be honest, when we drive to work on our job, it's very quiet on the roads anyway.

So I was on the motorway coming up to the Harbour Bridge in Auckland. And for whatever reason, I've never seen this before on the roads anyway. So I was on the motorway coming up to the harbour bridge in Auckland and for whatever reason I've never seen this before on the motorway a group of ducks. Three or four like just adult ducks. Maybe they were like sort of adolescent I don't know but no ducklings just three or four of them waddling along the motorway and I saw them so I started slowing down in my lane and put my hazards on and started pumping my brakes So people behind me slowed down as well And it was the most feel-good moment of about four or five motorists on the motorway all in different lanes

stopping down for ducks Isn't that nice? I feel like if it was like an idiot or a human being people were like get off the road But ducks everyone is collectively like oh my god of course we need to let them go, everybody let them go. What is with ducks and they have wings? Like, fly away. Just like, go for a little trip. If I had wings I'd be flying everywhere. I'd be using my legs. Ever. I get it when it's like, with their babies, you're right Dan, with their babies they can't really fly yet,

so mum's leading them around everywhere in the water. But adolescent ducks. But adolescent ducks. But adolescent ducks are still in it. They should be able to know better. More or less coming up next Meg, this is a segment we've just brought back after Casey our boss was left. Yeah. He hated the segment.

Rest in peace. How did you go yesterday with Ash? She did it very well. Oh shit she did it. I said to her, I was like man man, you were rivaling Megan Tunes. That's odd. No, I didn't say that. But I'm just trying to put a rocket up you.

Yeah, oh God. Oh God, what did she do? Do you remember what the topic was? If I'm honest, I can't remember. But it was bloody good. Wasn't that good? So we'll do it next. Clint, Megan's and Stinky Boop.

Hello. Hello. What holds more water? We're doing more relates today. I'm here, I'm here. You guys don't seem impressed with this one, I thought it was actually a bit of fun. I think it's going to be hard. Let's hold judgement until you have time to impress. Oh okay, hold judgement. Just literally a few minutes ago you said it was shit.

Yeah but on paper if you go what holds more water or less water than a bathtub or a lake? Okay, okay. Your first one is 1,000 bathtubs or an Olympic swimming pool. Okay, so you can text through and help us out here. 3343. 1,000 bathtubs or an Olympic swimming pool. Are they standard sized baths? Or are they large baths? I'd just go your standard, I'd imagine.

1,000, it's gotta be bathtubs. Easy. I've swum in an I'd imagine. A thousand, it's got to be bathtubs. Easy. I've swum in an Olympic swimming pool. Yeah. I could drink that, it's not a whole lot of water. Yeah, I think... You could drink that. The thing is I think you wouldn't fit a thousand bathtubs into an Olympic swimming pool, but

it's just the water volume that we're talking about here. And I'm gonna go... Well you have to go to the water. I'm gonna go the Olympic swimming pool's still got more. Okay, are you gonna just shit on Cal because he just said the other one? So, yeah, I know, and I don't wanna shit on my little mate. Ooh!

Little mate? Little mate. There we go, there's the power play for you, Cal. I know my place. He's smaller than me in terms of height. So we're locking in... Other thing is much bigger. ...the Olympic swimming pool's got more water.

Yeah, I would say... Sure, yes. There you go little mate. You just swish over there, would ya? Okay, what about a London double decker bus filled with water? God! That is so good! Bloody hell!

Or a backyard hot tub. What? Oh, I'm going to go with the double decker bus. That one's quite an easy one. I should have done that one first. Okay, the Amazon River. Cool, now that's the long... The Nile's the longest. The Amazon River. Or all American rivers combined. Oh wow. Now the Mississippi River is...

I've been to a lot of places, and I've been to a lot of places that I've been to, and I've been to a lot of places The Nile's the longest. The Amazon River, or all American rivers combined? Oh wow. Now the Mississippi River is, I've been to America and it is a long river. It runs basically most of the country. It's per second by the way.

I did the math, it worked out to be like per second. How many, because it's moving all the time. Yes, okay. But how many rivers per second? So. That's too much math. I know, sorry. I'm gonna go with Amazon.

Yeah. Oh, really? I was gonna say America. You think of all the... All the... What? Rivers? Does that include, like, creeks? Like...

Rivers. Or just names? All rivers. Okay, creeks, not a river cow. Yeah, yeah. We're just all rivers in America. Okay, look, Meg. Yeah?

I'm gonna go with my little mate this time. Little mate? I don't know if I'm gonna lock him. Cows aren't switchy. He's gonna love that. He's gonna say America. He's gonna get old- We're gonna go America. All the rivers in America? Yeah. Yeah it's incorrect sorry. It's the last time I do that. Still a little mate.

Okay couple more. Lake Tahoe or the Sydney Harbour? Okay where is Lake Tahoe in America? Okay. What has more water? I'm gonna go Lake Tahoe. It's a very big lake. No I think you're right because lakes are deep, you know, they're deep, more volume of the water. However, a harbour is shallow. Okay, so what are we looking at? Sydney Harbour is one of the most shallow in the world. Is it?

I just pulled that fact out of my arse. I should have said that, I wouldn't have believed it. So I'm going to go Tahoe more. Yeah. Yeah, final one boys. A typical water tower or a semi truck tanker? What has more water? A semi truck tanker or a typical water tower?

Now water towers again, all the way through America, you see them in every small town. They're those ones that they're like on a, there's like a tank basically on stilts. Correct, Dan. But wait, wait, wait, wait, so we're just deciding one of those versus one of those. Yeah, you've got here.

Yeah, a semi truck tanker. Dan, you've got here. Yeah, a semi-truck tanker. Dan, you know your trucks. I thought you'd know that. Yeah, I think trucks would probably be less. Yeah, water tower. Yeah, let's go the water tower for more. Dan, this is kind of your thing. Have I found my water volumes and stuff?

I think that is kind of your thing. My goodness, that's the only thing I'm good at. The only one you got wrong, I think is one of that little mate over here. Yeah. Okay, we can't do that. It's the last time we listen to little mate. I know, he's gonna hate that.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Yeah, we're looking into Brad Pitt at the moment. He's obviously on the like all the circuits and routes of doing interviews because of his F1 movie. You were meant to go down to the premiere with my husband. My husband couldn't go because obviously the whole family's gone down with illness. And that's why I didn't go because because I'm like, well, if God, I had no one else to go with. I had no one else to go with.

My wife Hannah couldn't go, she had to look after our kids, so I was just like, I'm just not gonna go by myself. I feel like because you love it so much though, you would just go on your own. I know, but I don't know. Part of me's like, I should have just gone. Nah, in the other part of me,

I would have looked like an absolute loser, because it's the premier, so there'd be everybody's there. And they'd be like, why is Dan sitting there by himself? Loser. You guys get on a little mandate, God's here, together maybe, but... But I've heard mixed reviews coming through for it. Wow, that interests me, Dan, because I've only heard good ones so far. So I'm excited to see what actually officially comes out,

what the plebs like us think of it. Because when you have stupid up-the up their own ass people writing movies and they say like Mean Girls is a two. Do you know what I mean? It's an enjoyable movie and all the Marvel movies apparently are shit. I love the way it's filmed because it was filmed literally on the racetrack with Formula One drivers like racing like there's no CGI in it really it's all just actual rigged up cameras on a Formula One car and Brad Pitt's actually driving it. Well you might need to have to help me a little bit with this audio this was with him with a radio announcer over in the UK called Greg James asking

about just how involved he got. I heard a rumor. Go. You've driven the McLaren F1 car. Stop talking about this. Ask me if I hit 200 miles per hour. Did you hit 200 miles per hour? No. Oh. Three miles short. Were you Lando or Oscar? It was Lando's 23. You drove Lando's 23 car?

Yeah. I did not sleep for 36 hours afterwards. I was on such a high. What did Lando say about this? He didn't have a lot of faith in me. Oh wow. Fair enough. Like the time I put up still wasn't even close to his.

No. What was his advice? Don't cock it up. Yeah. Fair advice. So Lando Norris. Yeah, tell me everything that just happened. So Lando Norris is a Formula One driver,

drives for McLaren. And Brad Pitt was invited by McLaren, which is a Formula One team, to drive their actual Formula One car from 2023. He got in it and drove it around. A lot of celebrities have been invited by Formula One teams to actually drive it. It's something that a pleb never gets to do. So, like you have to have a thing.

What are you, just trying to say instant death to me. Like if you don't know what you're doing. I mean, well how much is 200 miles an hour? He got to about 197 miles per hour. It's about 300, nearly 300 kilometers per hour. Yeah, so I can't even imagine. And they're driving that. Yeah.

Shut up, they're driving that. Is that honestly what they're driving in the races that we're watching? Yep. They're going... That's crazy. They go over 300. Oh my god. Very, very fast. The downforce of the cars, that's the thing that a lot of people don't understand. Like, the...

Like, straight line speed is kind of nothing. It's the cornering speed of a Formula One car. And what's that, cornering speed? So if they're going about 317 to 320 miles per kilometre an hour. I think there's a corner in the UK at the track called Silverstone, Maggotts and Beckett's it's called, and they go like 200 kilometres an hour turning. Around the corner! Shut up! At least! Because the car's just being pushed to the floor so they can just like literally turn

the wheel in full throttle. Oh my god, that actually does, it's actually really interesting to me in the sport I had no idea they went that far. Well I think they've experienced like G-Force and stuff as well. I think they've experienced like 10, 15 G's. How do your eyes keep up over like the road of like where you're going? That's what I've always thought is like they like I've always and this might be a little bit I've always felt like they're not sports people. They're just driving a car. With the speed and the G-force, I never considered that. I'm better at turning a corner, you really have to be able to hold yourself in.

I thought it was like they'd be going about 160 to 170. If I'm being really honest. That's fast, that's a fast car. And if you look at a Formula One driver, there's a photo with Brad Pitt with all the Formula One drivers. And they're all built like jockeys. Like tiny, a lot of them are really, really tiny, but really well like muscular in certain areas, like their neck, they've all got thick necks because their head moves around in the G's, so they have to have like real thick neck muscles.

Gosh, it's crazy. So that's, but I was a little confused by the 36 hours of being awake afterwards, maybe somebody else was involved there. I don't know if you could drive a car and then stay awake for two days, but- It's just the adrenaline, eh? Incredible, incredible. It's worth watching. Yeah, really excited to see the movie now. I had no idea that's how fast they were there.

It's crazy. It's epic. Thank you for that, Dan. Coming up next, I'm going to teach you about the song that we've written for Invercargill this week. Postcode playlist. We've done West Auckland. We've done Rotorua. This week, if you're in Invercargill, you've lived in Invercargill, you've even been there before.

A song for you next. I'm so excited to hear this. Clint, Meg and Dan. Postcode playlist! From the Tampakai, Brianga, down to the dirty, deep south of Bluff, no town is safe. This is your Postcode playlist. Yeah, for the past few weeks, we've been putting together

a playlist, haven't we, of original songs for places. I love that you say we, no Dan, you've done it all by yourself. Well, we, me and the listeners, really. Oh, yeah, it's true, of course. Because the listeners come up with the lyrics. We go around the place Dan you've done it all by yourself. Well we, me and the listeners really. Because the listeners come up with the lyrics. We go around the place we've done West Auckland. Last week we did Rotorua, here's a bit of that song. Alright, here's one.

Jason Momoa was spotted in Rotorua. Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua. Naked car wash no more in Rotorua, naked car wash no more in Rotorua. Wear your pajamas at the mall in Rotorua. Here we go. Rotorua, ha ha, Rotorua, ha ha, Rotorua, ha ha, Rotorua, Rotorua, yeah. Now I do the edge nights, so I don't really ever

hear these bits, that was the first time I've heard that. I don't know what I was expecting. Yeah, go on. And I still don't know. Yeah. It's a full original. So like a lot of people like to do parodies of other songs. No, Dan doesn't do that.

That was a full original song. That was very creative. It's a bit of a fever dream, that song, if I'm honest. Yeah. And so this week we did Invercargill, the Jewel of the South. Okay. The producer, Nepia, he's been away this week, but he is from Invercargill. the Jewel of the South. The producer, Nepia, he's been

away this week but he is from Invercargill. We had a lot of feedback on this of what we should include in the song. Apparently, obviously the person that won the 15 mil in Lotto was from Invercargill this week so that's in the song. Someone suggested that there's per capita the most amount of cows in the country in Invercargill so that's in there. Someone's text through saying there's a dude called Aaron that has a mum that's a milf. Oh my god. She's got a lyric. Shut up. I love that. I have to include everything. It's Home of the Stags rugby team. Yeah. They roll their R's down there. The Home of Cheese Rolls. Tim Shadbolt the mayor. The best. You know Tim Shadbolt. Not Tablet of Cheese Rolls. Very famous. Yeah. Apparently they banned the burnouts down there, the Home of Cheese Rolls, Tim Shadbolt the Mayor. The best. You know Tim Shadbolt, very famous.

Not tabloid cheese rolls, but yeah. Apparently they banned Burnouts down there. Oh. So Bluff Oysters, Pride of the South, The World's Fastest Indian, the movie's based there. So I put all those lyrics together and thank you very much for sending them through and we'll put them into a song. And here's a bit of a tease, we're going to play the full thing after 8 o'clock,

but here's a little bit of a taster. Oh, let me do that again. I'm the man In the gargoyle In the gargoyle In the gargoyle Okay, so that's what you're getting. Wow, it's very Daft Punk. It is, yeah.

If Daft Punk sucked. Oh my. It has piqued my interest. Yeah, it's a bit more of an EDM vibe this week. This is the longest it took me to make the music. I quite like it actually. Yeah. Wow.

I think it's good. So Grant, our production engineer guy and me were in a Beats booth yesterday for a very long amount of time making this. So I'll play it. Just beating each other up sort of thing. Yes. Yeah, we did that afterwards.

We finished the song. Yeah. But we'll play that for you after 8 o'clock. Oh my god. Clint, Meg and Dan. The Edge. The Money. Alrighty, morning, Clint, Meg and Dan. Just got on 7 o'clock, Clint is away,

Kel from the Edge Night Shelf, and it's time for you to win. Yeah, easy money, it's $1,000. Yeah, it's gone back. So 10,000 was won yesterday, $1,000 now. Life would split at $1,000 anyway to win 30 seconds. Jamie gets to play this morning. Hey Jamie! Hey morning guys, how you doing?

Morning Jamie! It says here that if you won the $1,000 you'd take the kids to the Gold Coast. Great stuff. Yeah I think so. Love the Gold Coast. Great for kids, great for adults, it's a happy time. So good. Okay Jamie, your letter this morning is G for Germany.

Okay. Okay, good luck. The time will start when Meg asks the first question. Name a boy's name. Jeff. A musical instrument. Guitar. A confectionary item.

Gunny, gumbo, oh, I don't know a game oh no disaster no something hot oh no this is really bad isn't it? Oh Jamie. A reason you go to the doctor. Oh Jamie's lost the fight. Oh no, oh no. You know what's happened to his head. The annoying thing is you said gummies and that's fine. Gummies would have been fine, I would have accepted gummies. Yeah. Oh really?

Yeah, gummies. Yeah that's a lot, that's a lot. I think G's a really hard one. So you could have gummy bears, gobstopper, gum, jajappers. Gobstoppers? Oh damn it. Well gummies would have been fine, thestopper, Gum, Jai Jaffers. Gobstoppers? Oh damn it. Well gummies would have been fine, the game, guess who, Go Fish. The thing is, I think it threw you when you couldn't get that and then you were sort of thrown in.

That's a shame because you were doing so well. Yeah, I think so. You started well. That's a shame, Bull. Yeah. Thanks Jamie. You can continue to try and get through and play please. Yeah, there's another chance after 8 o'clock this morning, so maybe Jamie could call back then. We're gonna play a game coming up next called Is It Cheating? where we, I guess, decipher together whether something is cheating or not as a collective group.

Fun! Yeah. Usually I say that it is cheating. If you have to question it, usually there is some sort of infidelity going on there. Do you do that just to play it safe in case your wife's listening? Oh, 100%. 100%. It's okay, she's never listening. No, she's never listening.

Clint. Megan Dan. Kiss someone in a dream that's cheating. Buy them a drink and a bone. That's cheating. But when they send a random hey and you block them right away, then good for you. That's actually probably okay, that's not cheating. Yeah, collectively we like to talk about

different scenarios that we can say whether we think it's cheating or not. Obviously, obviously everybody, everyone has their own lines and you discuss with your partner. But we're trying to do a blanket sort of rule that we would all sit there and go, I'm a bit uncomfortable with that. And I think since playing this game,

that's become apparent, very apparent, that everybody has different views on what is considered cheating or being infidelity. Yeah. You're cheating. Yeah. So I think, you know, you can think about it with your own partner. Me and my husband have been together for a very long time, coming up to like 11 or 12

years now. So I feel like me and him have a lot more like, not leeway with each other, but a lot of it's where I know we're casual and the not casual we're very serious sounds like you've got an open relationship Meg's just swinging in her way I'm just saying I think we would have more leeway than maybe somebody who'd be daddy only six months to a year but I'm trying to think about this if it was my friend's daddy and you guy or girl but what do you mean by leeway so you sometimes just turn a blind eye to him passion and all that shit. No, well that's cheating to me. Passion, but I think some scenarios I would be like,

eh, whatever, because he hangs out with a lot of females by himself. This is a bit of a learning curve for me, because I'm in like my first ever proper relationship. Yeah, you are. Thomas, get down to this. Let's go to the first scenario. Your partner shares an inside joke with a colleague that you're not a part of. That's not cheating.

Nah, God, though. Absolutely not. That's just down to the fact that they're not a part of. That's not cheating. Nah, God, no. Absolutely not. That's just down to the fact that they spend different times together of the day. Yeah, so if you guys are all, you see each other at a work event and they've got this little like, hey, big cash or something and then you don't know what it's about. Big cash? I'm trying to think of an inside joke. What a shit nickname.

I'm just trying to think of an inside joke. So that would be fine. Yeah, your wife Hannah, Dan, you go to one of her work events, and there's a male that comes up and they're both like joking about something you have no idea about. She's calling him Big Cash, I'm like Hannah, I'm leaving her. You can have him. Okay, okay, not cheating, not cheating, okay. I've got inside jokes with Aves or Bishops.

Oh my god. I do, even with you Meg. Meg, you and I have a few inside jokes don't we? Yeah we have a few inside jokes but I imagine you'd probably tell her as well. I'll never tell Hannah about them. Scenario number two is a cheating. Your partner doesn't share their passcode on their phone with you. Now that is an interesting one. I wouldn't go as far as to say it's cheating. But it's making me feel uncomfortable. Then I start asking why.

Because it's not like... What does it matter? It's not like I should be able to go through your phone. I'm not saying that. But at the same time I'm like, why do you not want me to have... Just in case I want to take a photo or something on your phone. We might have to get a bit of feedback on that one.

Because people might be like, yeah, well it's their private business but if they don't want to if there's a block there that makes me uncomfortable and final one if your partner confided in somebody else about an issue or fight that you and your partner had you and your partner had the night before so is it cheating if you were to open up to another girl, Kel, about a fight that you and your girlfriend had? Now that's murky.

Oh. Those last two are murky. You see what I mean? Yeah, that's- And you've gotta do it in the way, like obviously you can open up to your friends, I'm not talking about friends, I'm talking about somebody who you would be attracted to,

whether you're in a heterosexual relationship or homosexual relationship, it's like which one, whoever you would be attracted to whether you're in a heterosexual um relationship or homosexual relationship it's like which one whoever you would be attracted to you open up to them are they about your relationship and a fight that you've had i think a face value it's fine because you kind of got you're just opening up to someone and maybe you've had an issue in your relationship and you need to talk to someone i think that's totally fine yeah but it's when you've introduced the next bit which is like

you could be attracted to them yeah then I'm kind of like mmm you're sharing stuff about our personal relationship with someone that you're flirting with then that gets murky yeah I think this one and the post the the passcode for the phone those ones are red flag ish would love to know your thoughts of about oh I had to the edge text us 3343. Is it cheating if your partner doesn't share their passcode or their phone with you? And is it cheating if your partner confines

in somebody else that, you know, maybe a single could have dated or could date about a fight that you and your partner have had? Someone's texts are already saying that they knew their partner was cheating when they weren't sharing their passcode. Oh. Yeah, no. We'll try to get them on next to.

All right. Clint, Megan, Dan. I think the passcode one for me is a red flag. Like if Hannah, my wife, was like, I'm not sharing you my passcode. Funny about it. Like I'd be a bit weird about that. Why? Yeah, if you go, hey, what's your passcode? Like really casually. And they go, why? Instead of giving you the passcode.

Even the why I don't like. Just give me the passcode. You don't even need to know why. But what if they were like hiding like a present that they bought or something. You know they're like this could be more. And you've changed your passcode. Tessa's got a story about this and the reason why it's not good. Morning Tessa. Morning. So you've got first-hand experience of your partner not sharing the passcode what happened? Yeah so he kind of never gave me his passcode. And then, um, when I was three months pregnant, um, I found out that he was having a three month affair. Good on.

Oh God. So like right on the same time level, you know, like three months of fear and three months of pregnancy. When I said good on you, I meant like you, good on you for not good on him for having the affair by the way. No, no, no. That's like, did you start suspecting it when he wasn't sharing the passcode?

Yeah, but like I was just stupid and trusted him. And then the phone started going on do not disturb all the time. Oh, I didn't even think about that. And so I couldn't flick up and see who, like what, who was like Snapchatting or messaging. I couldn't see anything. And I was like, what's going on here?

Yeah, you've left him? Yes, oh yeah, 100%. How did you find out in the end, like what was the thing that you were like, I've got ya? Yeah, well. He was drunk and called me her name. Oh! Oh God! That'll do it, that'll me her name. Oh! That'll do it.

That'll do it. That'll do it. Tessa! That'll do it. And then you just go, what? Why'd you call me that? And he just had to fess up. Yeah, yeah.

Was it close to her name? And then I pulled his phone over. For this phone's, cause this phone's not my phone, I just pulled it up to him and cause he was drunk, I could use the Face ID and it logged in for him. So I locked myself in the other room and went through his phone. Nice.

Oh my God, that must've been the most horrific few minutes for him standing outside that while you were going through it, just knowing that all is secret. Oh great. So your tester, was it a name like Tasha? No. Right, because you know, you're just trying to think, you could just get away with, you know, maybe a little bit of leeway. Okay, let's go to Sarah.

Sarah, you want to talk about the scenario that if your partner's confiding in somebody about your personal life with your partner? Yeah, so I just feel like if my husband cheated on me, I'd leave him. But if I found out my husband was confiding in some woman at work that he thought was attractive, I wouldn't leave him. No. Interesting. But it's inappropriate right? Yeah I think so but cheating is like

leave. Yeah right. But he hasn't gone through with it right he's just cut maybe that could be a precursor to cheating but if it maybe he's also just missing something in the relationship and needed to talk to someone. Yeah, exactly. Well, at that point though, I feel like that's just when you start setting better boundaries. Yeah, it's a certain thing that makes me uncomfortable for sure. It's always good to talk to other people about your relationship though. Like, as long as you're not sharing intimate details, like if you're having issues in your relationship,

I think it's good to talk to other people about it, but you're right, Sarah It's when it starts getting to more than that then it then these questions being raised. It's completely within reason Yeah, so if again like if your wife Hannah spoke up to like a guy Places that our dads be pissed me off again. You'd fine with that To a certain degree. Yeah, because obviously she needs someone to talk to. And I'd say, why aren't you talking about that with your close friends? Why are you going to Dave? That's kind of weird.

But if she thought she could trust him, happy days. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Wow. Bombfarm MC, freestyler here on The Edge Breakfast, Clint, Meg and Dan. That was a part of the Spicy Wheel of Throwbacks ahead of Throwback Thursday today. Very exciting. Could be the best song ever. Could be.

Really? I like it when he says, Whacka Whacka Mole. He doesn't say that, but yeah. People forget how good that song is and how it just, like, everybody knows it and loves it. We always say, like, best song, Tenacious D. Yeah. You know, when you talk about, like, the greatest song in the world,

why is that song not up there? Yeah. Someone's texted and saying, literally sitting in my car waiting for the song to finish, best song I've ever heard in a long time. Hell yeah, time for Scandal. I found this this morning, that I'm just so thrown back by it, that's not the same.

No it is, thrown back. You're throwing it back. No I'm not throwing it back. I'm thrown. Yeah you've thrown. Taken aback. Taken aback and thrown. There it is. Put them together yet again.

Okay so Jeff Bezos and his fiance Lauren Sanchez have released or has been linked part of their wedding invitation which looks like it's made on Microsoft Word back in the 90s. It's very bizarre. Very bizarre. Weird that he's a billionaire and he can't afford to get a proper person to make his invitation. I mean, maybe he did. It just looks very odd. And then, like, this is no surprise. I'm going to read it out to you. This is no surprise. We're excited for you to join us. We have

one request. Please no gifts. Mate, you're not kidding me. You're literally the richest man in the world. What do you buy for them? Private jet. It's hard enough to buy something for your rich friend Clint Randall for his birthday, let alone his phone. You just get him a goldfish now, he's got enough. He's got enough of those. So he says no gifts, and I'm like, clearly, what are you going to get a billionaire? That's so bizarre.

But he said instead we're making contributions in your honor which I thought was cool you know richest man in the world every person that goes their their gift or their party favor is a donation I actually did for my wedding every person that came to my wedding the party favors that we did is we donated money to a charity we thought reflected the person to every person that came to our wedding. Oh nice. You're like Bezos. Yeah and and we only did, I know you guys are going to be like, I roll, it was nothing, but I think we only did like $15, $20 each, but that ended up being quite a lot of money for 50 people. Yeah, it probably would have been better if you did it to one charity though.

Yeah, I know, I know, Dad. It's a token really, isn't it? He's like, $3? Really? It was something. So I was like, okay cool, it's really cool that they're doing that. So what do you think that Jeff Bezos, richest man in the world, is donating his money to on behalf of his wedding guests, any charity? You'd go like, hopefully if it's Bezos, it's something like global warming or research

towards the environment. Or Gaza, Palestine. So he offsets his carbon footprint, you know, because of Amazon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people needing help right now. A lot of people, a lot of people could have differences made to them with money. He's building an orphanage for the orphans. Yeah, yeah, that'd be good. No, in fact, Jeff Bezos, the richest man in the world, decided his money would be best to go towards...

The cultural heritage of Venice. Oh, yes. Yes, that would be my third choice. I'm so glad that's getting recognition. The cultural what? Venice? Cultural heritage. So he's looking to his money will help the Venice International University to research and educate for a sustainable solution, because the magical place has gifted them unforgettable memories for him and his fiance and so they want to

continue that and I get it Venus needs money it's sinking I get it but of all the things you can just switch on the television and have a look at what's happening in the world right now and all the kids and people that are dying starving and he decided to go towards a happening in the world right now. And all the kids and people that are dying, starving, and he decided to go towards a bridge in Venice. All the poor people of Venice are like, oh, okay, Meg, we're sinking, we're half underwater. It's not even to the poor people of Venice.

That's the thing, it's not even to them. I don't get what it is though, that it's going towards Venice. Well, I guess it's researching infrastructure. Venice is like literally built on water. So I think they obviously need some sort of answer to make it not go underwater. So I guess it's quite a complex issue,

but I don't know if it's the biggest issue in the world. That's just wild, isn't it? I just don't understand. That was the thing. They're like, that is where our money's gonna be going good. I would have gone Gaza, orphans, then Venice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gaza, orphans, animals, cruelty, you know, there's quite a few things.

And then like Dallas, Venice. But that is where his money's going. If you were invited to his wedding, that's what he's gonna do today. Oh, wow. Thank you, Jeff. Yeah. Oh, we're about... The Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast.

Jumping three people's not cool. Yeah. Oh, we're about to... The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Jumping three people's not cool. No, but I'll tell you what is. Ten people. Ten people. Yeah, a whole seven different... Hmm. Yeah, we went... I'll take you back a little bit to about, what, a week ago

when we were talking about a remote-control car that I've purchased Yeah, and it's not just any remote-control car Meg. It's a man's remote control car not a kid's Okay, this is an adult car and it can go a hundred kilometers per hour Yeah, it can kill it. It could kill a man I mean if I hit them in the right place, it is dangerous Kilometers an hour and when we found out that Dan had purchased the upgrade to this car, I think you told us Dan that you reckon you could jump people in it. Yeah, well I think 10 people is a good number. That I could literally hit a ramp, jump over

10 people, the car weighs nearly 3kgs, you don't want it to hit anyone and that's exactly what we attempted yesterday. Meg you're away. I can't believe you missed this. I know. I genuinely was upset because we also talked to the mathematician and she said it was possible at a certain degree. Yes, so we took into account all her feedback. She said, I think we needed it at about 14 degrees, the ramp. I need to hit it at about 50 kilometres per hour minimum, which is half the speed of the car, so that was doable. I had to keep it as straight as possible and make sure that that Jen Mildon was there, who was like a guy, he's a BMX champion from New Zealand, he's in Nitro Circus, he's worldwide famous, he's done a quadruple back flip on a bike and he said the one thing to do is make sure that when you're in the air you're not

accelerating because otherwise the car will over rotate there was a lot of technical stuff right okay he doesn't real cars well you know a real car and a remote-controlled car are very similar in terms of their aesthetic yes so so when you go up to the ramp you mean to like stop doing anything like let the car fly accelerations done all before the ramp so laying under the ramp was my beautiful wife Hannah. Clint, you were supposed to be there Meg, a whole load of workmates from around here, our boss AB. And Hannah was there, she was the first person in the line up of the ten people. This is what we chatted to her before the jump attempt. I wouldn't want to be number ten in the line up but I've also been told number one isn't

great because if Dan misses the ramp completely, he goes at full pace straight into the side of your face, Hannah. Do you know, I hadn't actually considered that. Yeah, I had Dibs number one, but now, oh, yeah. Happy? I'm still gonna stick with number one though. I've got Faye.

It's fine, yeah. Oh bless her, she had Faye for her husband. I love this, I love that. This is like the first time I've seen her like involved in one of your little things. She tries to avoid any of this wacky stuff. Yeah, it's so cool. But she was roped into it.

So what I'm going to play you next is literally the very shortest bit of audio. Okay. But it is the first run of me driving up to the ramp and attempting to jump ten people in a remote control car. The most epic thing I've done on radio in my career. Have a listen. Five, three, two, one. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh no, no, no, no. Oh my god. There was screaming, pyrotechnics were exploding, lighting everywhere and screams. Do you think it went wrong because they counted five, three, two, three. I think there was a bit of miscommunication. I started at three, five they started at three. Who knows where we should have been. How many practices did you do before people lay down?

Just that one. Shut up! Just that one. Yeah. There was one practice we did did yesterday on a completely different ramp. And so this was my first attempt on this much bigger ramp. That's scary. Yeah, there was people laying under it. And jokes aside, if it went wrong, someone would get hurt. Because it was going quite fast.

Three kgs. It's three kgs, but when you add 50 kilometres to that, it's more like 20 kgs falling on you. Okay, so we will have the full stunt for you, full coverage tomorrow at around 8am for Hootiestan. I can't wait. It's going to be insane. I have no idea. Woo hoo hoo.

Yeah. Okay. Speaking of competitions actually. Yeah how's this been going in the background? Have you guys still been betting on my baby while I haven't been here? Yes we have. We've been betting on when it's going to be born, what weight it's going to be and what sets.

Yeah and what's it looking at? There's a lot of mixed bag, a lot of people are thinking it's going to be born, what weight it's going to be and what sets. Yeah, and what's it looking at? There's a lot of mixed bag. A lot of people are thinking it's going to be huge. That's not comforting. Okay, great. Bless you. Thank you. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm so sick.

Meg's allergic to bedding, unfortunately. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. I've got a couple of days left because then I'm off to have a child. Yeah. My second. And you think you're gonna give birth

quite soon after you finish, eh? I do, I do. I look at the size of my bump now and I go, I don't know how much bigger that can get, if I'm being really honest. I definitely look like I'm ready to pop and in theory I actually have up to a month, basically, to go still.

There's just no way. I feel like you know as well though, you've already had, you know, with Daisy, you already know the places. Well Daisy came early, Daisy came early and so I think, I think from what I've read that they kind of sometimes are about the same. You can, if your body did it once, they might do it again.

Are they, is the one in there now? Yeah. Is it, where's it, how's it going? Is it head down, bum up? Yeah, it's head down, it's spine to the left, ready to go. Ready to go, it's locked and loaded. Locked and loaded, it's it going? Is it head down? Yes, head down, it's fine to the left, ready to go. Ready to go, it's locked and loaded. Locked and loaded, it's been like this since like 32 weeks. Yeah. They're like so ready. So I don't feel quite ready, I would like at least like maybe a week off

before I actually give birth, but I hear you can win $500 if you get it right. Yeah, and the only way that you can get to have the privilege of having a guess is a game we call Climax or Crowning. Go on. Climax or Crowning. I didn't come up with the name. So it's a bit of audio. Yeah. And I haven't heard this audio today. I think our producer Carl got it which concerns me. It is concerning. Yeah. I don't know what we're getting listeners to play that's so hilarious. So I played this on Monday. It had been away since.

And so this is how, oh, so if they get it right, Dan, do they get a guess? Yeah, they get a guess. Simple as that. So you just come on and we'll play you some audio. Yep. And then if you get that right, you can get a guess of the birth weight.

Yes. The date of which it's born. Yes. And then the sex, the gender. Okay, here we of which it's born, and then the sex, the gender. Okay, here we go. Andrea's playing the smutty. Hi, Andrea. Hi, how are you, Nick?

Oh, Andrea, I've been better, my darling. How does she sound, Andrea, in your opinion? Did I sound good? I'm good, I'm good. Okay, good, good. Right, Andrea, we're gonna play a little game. If you can guess this correctly, if this is crowning or climaxing, then you get to have a guess officially. This makes me nervous. Play the audio, Cal. Yeah, I can't hear the speaker.

Here we go. Okay. Oh, I think I know. What do you think, Andrea, have you given birth before? Um... Have you climax birth before? Um... Have you climaxed before? Oh my goodness me, Cal. Crowning. Crowning?

Cal, what's the outside? I don't even know. No, that is crowning. It's 100% correct. It's written on the piece of audio, Cal, but I'll tell everyone it's crowning. It's crowning. Congratulations Andrea. After the shower and get away. So now Andrea, you get the privilege of first of all, date of birth. Okay, so what are we doing? So I reckon 4th of July.

4th of July, that's a day that a lot of people are saying 4th of July as well. Okay, 4th of July, How much are they growing to weigh? Hmm. Um... At least Andrea's thought about it before she came on. Seven six. Seven point six. Okay, quite little. That would make sense if I think I read that early. Okay.

And is it a boy or a girl? Girl. Girl. Girl. Okay, so you're locked into the spreadsheet. There is about 40 other guesses in there as well so far. Congratulations Andrea. If you are right and they're born on the 4th of July, 7 point something and they're a girl,

you win 500 bucks. Meg, do you want to hear some of yesterday's guesses that were made? Yeah, please. I think you're gonna be on the 1st of July, it's gonna be a little girl and I think I said 3.2 kilos. On 4th of July? Okay.

9lb 2? A wee boy. A boy! Okay, I think you're gonna go next Wednesday. No! So be a boy. Okay. Be 9lb 15oz.

Oh for God's sake! Okay, yes, this is quite a wide spectrum of guesses coming through, so. I would be thinking, if I don't have anyone close, I think we're thinking we're more looking between the eighth and the 16th of July. Give it another week. Okay.

Yeah. Please. I'm not ready. 500 bucks up for the winner, and the winning doesn't stop there as well, because $1,000 next next with easy money up for grabs just seconds away. C-H-E-C money. There we go.

Bit of chance for you to win some cash. Clint Megan Dan, 6.8 this morning. Clint's away, you got Carol from the Edge Knights jumping in. Hello? Hello, Amelia. You're playing this morning. Hi. Hi, Amelia.

Hello. Hey, do you know all the rules? No you can pass but then we'll come back to the question at the end. You can't do any repeats you get 30 seconds. Cool. Are you nervous Amelia because I feel like you listen to other people play the game and you're like oh it's so easy but once you've got through the phones the pressure really starts. It really does. Yeah and it's so easy to be playing when you're just driving along, listening to other people do it,

but when you're on, you're like, oh my goodness me. There's no pressure. You can do this, Amelia. $1,000 up for grabs, simple as that. I have faith. All right, Amelia, your letter is O. O for ocean.

Okay. You ready? Here we go. Yeah. Name a girl's name. Olivia. A colour. Orange. A colour. Orange. A movie.

Optimus Prime. A job. Occupational therapist. Something you find in the ocean. Octopus. A band. One Direction. Town or city in New Zealand?

Omro. Spice. Oregano. A four letter word. Oh, man that was going to be nice! You were doing really well. A four letter word, ooze, once, oh it's okay. Is Optimus Prime a movie though?

We wouldn't have been able to award that because there's no movie that I can find. I panicked there. Yeah, you could have said, I guess, Transformers, but that's not how it was. But yeah, there's no spin-off movie, unfortunately. Damn, thanks Amelia. You actually played a really good game though. I thought you didn't go away. What did she say? Occupational therapist. That's a good one. That was great.

Well done Amelia. So again, another chance to win 3pm today with Edge Afternoons. And if you missed it earlier this morning, Dan gave us a tease of his post-co playlist. He's done one for West Auckland, Rochinoa, and this time it's in Vekago. It sounds kind of techno. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky B. Revolving door here on the Edge Breakfast. 11 past 8 this morning, Clint, Meg and Dan.

Clint is off to Japan. So you've got Kel from the Edge Knights jumping in. Just very quickly as well, behind the scenes, he said to both me and Dan Clint is off to Japan. So you gotta count from the internet to jump in. Just very quickly as well, behind the scenes. He said to both me and Dan and Onia, I believe it wasn't a sponsored trip, but I've just seen he's done that. So, an ad for Japan. He just said it's an ad for flyseed.

It's on his Instagram and he says, our adventure begins in Japan. Sayonara, New Zealand. Oh my god, Clint! He kept that quiet. Wow. Oh my god, so funny. Okay, here we go. Postcode playlist. From the Tampakai, Briega down to the dirty deep south of Bluff, no town is safe. This is your Postcode playlist. Yeah, putting together a playlist of songs, original songs for towns around New Zealand. We've done West Auckland, we've done Rota Vegas last week.

And this week, the jewel of the South, Invercargill. Put a call out a couple of days ago for your suggestions on 0800 The Edge through 3343. So many suggestions coming through for things about Invercargill. It's the home of the stags, obviously, the rugby team. Everybody in Invercargill rolls their Rs. I didn't even notice it.

Purple. Yeah, I think it's because it's such a New Zealand thing that maybe we don't notice it as much. But I guess when you're overseas you do. Dirty purple work shirt. Yep. It's the home of the cheese roll. Tim Shabbott, the mayor, was many years

the mayor of Invercargill, iconic guy. Is he not anymore? I don't think so, no. He's, just a few years, couple of years ago, he was finished up. Fat Bastard Pies, the most famous pies in New Zealand is based in Invercargill. Bluff Oesters, I mean they're technically from Bluff but I guess you can't. Is Bluff a part of Invercargill? I never understood that. Well it's not really but I guess it's just down the road it's like driving distance this is it. Pride of the South of the world's fastest Indian Bert Munro

he had the land speed record for many many years on a motorbike. He was from Invercargill There was a movie made about it with Anthony Hopkins great movie that came through someone takes through my mate Aaron has a MILF She's from Invercargill. So that's been included So this is your song Invercarg, and this hopefully will become your anthem. And give us a call, 0800-The-Edge or Texas 3343 if you're from Invercargill or would have any feedback on the song, what you hear in place. Yeah, did I get it right?

Did I miss the mark a little bit? First time we're hearing it too, by the way. Yeah, a song from Invercargill, hit the jams. All right. ["Invercargill"] Put your hands up in the air and feel from in the car room It's the city where the person played lottery won 15 mil There's thousands of cows and they're all producing milk Cows and their own producing In the car, girl Ever she's wrong In the car, girl

Shag off the man In the car, girl In, in lunch In the car, right up south In the car, the world's fastest Indian is a movie that you might like He was actually an Indian, that's just the name of his bike Of the world's oldest parent, he's apparently 80 years old It has the world's slowest escalator too, also I've been told Buddy slow elevator this In my car, oh In my car, oh So there you go.

Wow. That is your song. That is your anthem. Imba Cargill. So there you go. Wow. That is your song, that is your anthem. Invercargill. That was something. I never would have picked the robot techno for Invercargill. It was very futuristic. Yeah. I was gonna go with a rock vibe,

but it's so hard to find, like, make online without a band an actual rock song. Whereas computers make a great EDM track. Who would have thought? Yeah. So I went under the edge, did I get it right? Did I miss the mark? Have I missed anything out?

We need your feedback. For Amber Cargill. Please, OE100 in the edge. T-SYS 3343, are you happy with your anthem? Clint, Megan, Dan. Lots of feedback coming through for this. Most of it I think gladly positive. People saying it's pretty

accurate. Someone said that I missed out Anderson Park, Tilly's. But apart from that, that's the only thing I thought about. Oh no, Henry the Tua Tara. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we actually have Sarah who is going to say that you miss Henry. No one mentioned Henry, Sarah. Who's Henry? Yeah, Henry the Tua Taratara that we've seen. So is he based down in Invercargill, is he? Yes.

Okay, so. It claims part. My apologies to Henry. He must be very old being a Tua-tara. He is very old. Yeah, so like the parrot, because someone else takes care of the best. They're old animals, hey.

They're the world's oldest parrot lives in Invercargill. Apparently 80 years old and still making babies. What? 100% accurate. Ruby says unsure of Invercargill is as futuristic as Dan thinks though. Yeah. Yeah, I think the song made it sound quite futuristic. Yeah, if I heard that and I didn't know Invercargill, I'd be like, okay.

So they're like, really up to the task. Really cyberpunky. Jonathan, what do you think of the song? Morning guys. Morning Jonathan. Straight up I thought the song was pretty good like I'm not from Invercargill but I was vibing after that I thought it was awesome. Okay so you're qualified to talk about it just from the sound of it but maybe not the contents of the lyrics because you're not from there Jono. Yeah I did Data Girl who was from Invercargill at one point by then many years ago so not completely qualified but it was a banger. Okay good so it's good to know that the Invercargill song is a banger and Selena? Your six-year-old son Oscar is something to say. Yeah what do you want to say mate? He said the song was fancy and it's really cool but his grandparents are from there so

he's pretty biased. Will you tell Oscar that he is my bang on target audience and if it's good for a six year old it's good enough for me. That stands fan based six year olds. Yeah so there we go. I'm glad that I was able to do Invercargill proud next week for Postcode Playlist Another City. In fact no it won't be next week because I'm away but I'll still make it. Yeah yeah so if you have a suggestion of where you want Dan to go next to the

country we've done West Auckland, Invercargill and Rotorua so yeah message through. Southland is coming through as well, Alexandra. I'll put in one vote now, lower heart please. Lower heart yeah there's not much to say about that though, it's a bit of a shit. Oh, okay. How about we could do, you could just repeat that line over and over though. Yes, yes, it's a really repetitive song.

I prefer to do upper heart if I'm honest. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh my goodness me. Bella, she joins us in the studio, she's our web girl, and she is, I must say, one of the smartest individuals I know, when it comes to editing. Thanks, Dan.

Oh, there he is. We did an IQ test earlier on and Bella had only been working with us for about a month and we all made a bet that Bella would be top. Yeah, she comes, she gives smart energy. She does, she gives really smart energy and then she was the thickest. Yeah. Yes, although like giving smart energy, I'd kind of rather that than actually being smart because oh well because then just everyone thinks you're smart and you're just you know. But they constantly

disappoint you. Yeah. But anyway no you are good at what you do. But she is right because perception is reality. Yeah so the best you've got ever is four from four let's see if you can get five from five and that means the game never gets played again okay here's your first question what was Charlie biting? Charlie the Trunkle Factory? Oh no like sorry that's not my answer but Charlie Who? You should know the answer. There's a famous YouTube video. Oh, up my finger! She's got it! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ow, Charlie! Ow! Why do we think this was so funny?

That's really her! Ha ha ha! No, Charlie bit me. Yeah, Charlie bit the... And those kids are now like 15, 20 now. So weird. It was funny because internet humour standards were so low back then. Okay, one from one.

Bella, what is a Tamagotchi? Oh, it's a little like, not Game Boy, but like the little circle game thing you look after that little animal thing. Okay, I think she's got it. Tamagotchi, the original version of Reality Pet. Your care determines the pets you get from Bandai. They go for a lot of money now.

You can still buy them. Wasn't the warehouse the other day, they had them in there. They're like the OG. Yeah, OG ones. OG ones go for like 80 bucks. Okay, so so far perfect score, Bella. This could be it. This is big.

One for the books. I think you'll get this next one too. Morpheus, in the movie The Matrix, is holding two pills in front of Neo. Hear that? After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

Okay, so you know one pill is blue. Yeah. What colour is the second pill? Is it red? Yes! You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Wow.

Look at The Matrix, hey. Those movies were so good. Oh, you have to. and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. How do I go the matrix hey those movies were so good oh you have to I know I would love them though I need to get done it is so so good. No I don't think Dan got this next one but this is like imprinted in my brain sing the next lyric of the song. Because this is the song that doesn't end. Yes because on and on my friend. That's enough guys! Next lyric.

Okay. Eh, we're here and to the end Jesus. Some people started singing it Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was Lamb chops and a lamb chop song I was just trying to think of something that rhymed with Brent

To be honest, I didn't write this question and I wouldn't know either. What does it talk? Ramchamps, it was like a puppet show. Oh no, gosh. Yeah, it was amazing back in the 90s. Okay, so you can only really equal your best score of four from five. And I think you can get this one. This is your final question.

In The Simpsons, who is Mr Burns' right-hand man? Have a listen. Their topic, their preparations for your birthday have begun. I won't get what I really want. No one does. Mr. Burns' right hand man. Have a listen. Their topic, their preparations for your birthday have begun. I won't get what I really want. No one does. Mr. Smithers. Yeah! Well done!

Man of Smiles again, Bellamy. I am a Sid Lee fan. Oh, and finally you knew Lambchops. Yeah, yeah. They seem really niche, that one. Yeah, that was niche. Just because you guys don't know it doesn't mean that it's niche. It was very famous.

Oh, I think that was at least 80s, early 90s. For Mr. Carlinart. Yeah, it was 90s, which is millennial. It was like massive part of my childhood. It was basically that and Sesame Street is all I watched. In the 1950s maybe. Right. Well done, Bella. Four from five.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Okay, this is a goodie. This is good. We need your feedback right away. As soon as you have an opinion on this, please text 3343, call us, 0800 THE EDGE. It starts. A new guy started at work this week during casual chat just around the office.

He asked where I lived. Just, I guess, meeting new people. Yeah, get to know someone, eh? I told him he told me where he lives, which is actually on my way to and from work. Then at the end of the shift, while waiting the clock out, he caught me off guard and asked me for a lift home.

I said, yes, it's to my face, it's a new guy, I've just admitted it's already on the way. A little bit cheeky. I think so too, especially first day meeting, and like, how'd you get there? I feel it was pouring down with rain, or the buses were cancelled, or the trains were cancelled and that was knowledge like yes yeah but I think it's pretty bold anyway back into it the

thing is I don't like giving lifts to people this is me I like driving on my own with my own thoughts decompressing at the end of the day listening to the radio listening to whatever so when he asked me again the next day oh I said yes then followed up with just so you know I don't like giving lifts so it'll just be this one time I feel like a bit of an asshole about how I said it to be honest because he's now got to get buses which is over an hour of travel But I don't want to sacrifice my piece for somebody else, and he's a nice enough bloke, but he's very chatty, and I just don't want to chat.

What's your stance on giving lifts to co-workers, even if it's on the way? I'm 100% on her team. There is absolutely no chance of giving someone... Oh, yeah, who are the guys that's driving? It's your car. You own the car. It's their problem they don't own a car and need to take public transport suck it up and go catch a bus It's not my problem. You should not be Expecting a co-worker not even a friend a co-worker to drive you home each day

Especially with a new person as well like I hate meeting new people I would just I would be a nightmare with it I'm quite an introverted person people don't think I am because I'm in this job. It makes zero sense whatsoever I get just, I would be a nightmare with it. I'm quite an introverted person, people don't think I am because I'm in this job, which makes zero sense whatsoever. I get that, but I sit in silence on my drives. I don't have a radio in the car, I don't have any stereo system, or I sit in silence on my thoughts.

So I would find it part of my job to drive them home. And that sounds, I just think that sounds really inhumane from me. Yeah, I'm so different to both of you because I'd probably enjoy the company on the drive home. I don't really care about that. But I do not want to be the person that is driving you to from work every day. I've absolutely, I owe you nothing. You scabby little crap. That you even expect that I'm going to drive you home each day. What if they offered you money? I don't care, man. I don't want your...

That's a different story. Yeah, you're getting offered... Because it's not like you're using any more petrol, because you're going the same way. Yeah, but you can pay for it. Hey, well, if they're going to pay for it, they can catch an Uber. Like, no.

I mean, that's nice. It's like, we're meant to be humans. We're living in this day and age, but we just like, just can eat from everybody, don't you think? No more villages. Yeah, but isn't it nice? Okay, well, then just...

Okay, producer Carl, I feel for some reason that he would be all about carpooling. Absolutely not. The last thing I want in my car is someone there yapping away in my ear. I've got podcasts to listen to. Yeah, sad sex. Is this a cut and dry case? Because Hayley's sex through saying, I think it's only okay if the driver offers. I'm so with you on that. I maybe offer every now and then I'd go, hey Dave, I know you always catch the bus home, it's pissing down.

You want to come home with me, mate? I reckon it takes guts for the person who is driving to say, hey, by the way, I don't like doing this. I know. Like you were saying before that you would just suck it up but just hate your life. Yeah, I would absolutely every day go home depressed and angry or go to work depressed and angry. But I would suck it up. There's no way I'm telling them no, I don't like taking people to work.

I can't do that. I can't physically do that. And the fact that the other person even had the grandiose to ask if they could get it right every day, that makes me think they're a shit person. Alright, oh I have to end. 3, 3, 4, 3, is it just us or are we just bad people? Like, are you guys really going, come on guys? There's two separate questions you're asking. We are bad people, yeah. Yeah, we know that.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Alright, let's go to the phones first. Justin. Morning Justin. Morning guys. What would be your view on this if someone came up to you from work and was like, can I have a ride every day? What would you say? Yeah, I'm completely off, I'm a full extrovert, but I'd still be a no.

Like, the fact is that they need to go figure their own stuff out. Like, if they've seen it, like, hey, the buses are on strike, or hey, I've got a family emergency, could I get a ride? 100% or if I offered it, 100%. But if someone's cocky enough

to just ask the question themselves, like, that's that real person that's gonna go up and ask for the four million ketchup sachets at Macons for the free ones. See I'm dying over this I really thought I really thought that would be more like where's the village like what all human beings know. We've got another one saying unless you're Henry Cavill jog on. Even if it was bloody Henry Cavill we we should be able to fly home, you superman. Why are we so pretentive about our car rides? You're not bad people.

I once drove from my flatmate into work and they spent the entire 40 minutes talking, never again. You know what I think it is, is when you become an adult, being in the car is one of the few times you get just complete and utter alone time, you're right. If you're a parent especially.

Even in a relationship. Yeah. Like if you're driving home to your partner, even though you love them, it's a nice time to just be alone with your thoughts. Yeah. Yeah. Renee, Renee, oh gosh, you're the person that had to flatmate that talk for 40 minutes. Did you have to tell them you can't do it again?

Oh, it was, I mean, I just avoid the question completely, to be fair. Yeah. Every time they're like, oh. I just, I couldn't deal. It was just the whole time, and I'm just nodding away, not really listening, just thinking, oh my God, never again.

Good on you, Renee. Renee, you're just one of the many, I think we've got thousands of people listening to the show, and not one person is gone, I take them every day. Oh no, there's one, there's one. I must be weird, I actually offered to take my coworker home when she's working in the office on the same days as me because she lives on the way and it's not an inconvenience.

Wow, they're trying, Kyle's trying to get them on. But you are an amazing person, a modern day Mother Teresa. Yeah, we actually have Yass our way up to the edge. Yes, are you? Okay, hi guys, I'm just listening. Cal literally did this when I first started at the edge. When I was an intern at the edge, I didn't have a car and we lived quite close,

and Cal would pick me up to take me to work every single day and drop me home and it was beautiful so my whole thing is you can start beautiful friendships from doing a kind of active service. I do remember this now actually I completely forgot about I think I just blocked it out of my mind you weren't actually close to my house it was a little bit out of the way. What's going on? No it was just like well like I felt bad like I've been an intern before you know quite recently and you got no money and like it's hard to get around so I felt bad doing it've been an intern before you know quite recently and you got no money and like it's hard to get

Around so I felt bad doing it and I was like oh, it'll just be a few times it ended up being every time I know what's happened here Yaz this is before your friends owned you and he had the hots for you And he was like I'm gonna be, I'll give her a ride to work every day. Hell no. How did it stop? Why did it stop dropping her off and home and stuff? Like how did you? I think I got to a point Yaz where I just said I'm not doing this anymore I think we started to become like really close friends and I was like I feel

comfortable enough to tell you to piss off on your own way friend zone yeah you did cause I'd be like I'd be like oh left home today it's dark you say nah and I had to bus home yeah as you should and actually now yeah is calling us from the bus yeah very quickly let's go to Chilly Chilly is the one person that said, you know what, I offer people rides all the time.

Oh, Chilly. You're the saving grace of our listeners. Chilly. Hi, hello. There she is there. Yeah, so you do what you must have some sort of caveat, though, for giving people rides. Do they pay you? No, no, I mean I knew she was, she once asked

because I was on the way and I was like, yeah sure you can get a lift. And then when I knew where she lived I was like, well if I'm in the office, if we're leaving around about the same time, then why not just give her a ride home? Well there you go. And then turns out she's now pregnant with twins.

So, you know, even more reason to not have her take the germ train. You're the one person in our whole listener base that is a good person, unfortunately. You're the only one, Shirley, well done. And I still stand with the others, unfortunately. Yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. You know how when you see someone and you're like, you're ready Meg, you're ready to go away. You're like? Work- like, you're ready Meg, you're ready to go away, you're like. Work-wise, it's actually really, it's really hard.

I'm lucky in the way that I genuinely love my job. I don't think you'd see me sitting here with like a cold and still kind of sick and two days left to go. I could easily have called it and just be like, I'm not coming back in. But I really wanted to come back to work before I go off kind of for a decent amount of time. So I really wanted to come back to work before I go off for a decent amount of time. So I'm ready and I'm not. I'm already getting FOMO when I saw you boys

doing fun things for the past couple of days. It's a great job and I love it. But I am ready in the way that my body is ready. I am tired. It is tough being heavily pregnant and doing early morning shift work, it just is, with a toddler as well. It's just, it's extremely hard on the body and anybody that has had to do shift work where you get up very, very early and you have a toddler and you're pregnant

and you've got a job. Like my job is sitting, it's not physically demanding, but you have to have the energy and you have to have like the and you have to have the enjoyment. And that has been tough. So I'm really in that aspect, but I also know at the moment I do, like, bring on Monday, I'll be missing it.

I'll be missing you guys. I'm constantly, honestly, in awe of you, Meg. Every day you come in, and for the past, it was, in the early days, it was quite a difficult pregnancy, isn't it? It was a very difficult pregnancy. We did not think we were gonna have a baby at the end of this pregnancy that some very much So no, no, we were told by many medical professionals to to basically it was a matter of time that we were going to lose this baby

So it was quite Shocking that we're here. You've been in times where me literally has message us the night before going like guys There's you know, there's been complications again. Yeah like I don't know if I'm gonna be able to Get it come in today. You've come in you've put on an amazing show And honestly it just constantly in awe of you and anybody that's pregnant and doing a you know demanding job or any job for example like it's just You really take my hat off to you. Yeah, it is really scary knowing I'm standing again as well We've just gotten to a point of like, you know, we've got a three and a half, oh, maybe the three and three quarters kid now.

So nearly four and starting again. It is really daunting, but I am really happy. I waited for a longer age gap. We said that there was gonna be some questions from listeners and Zara's called through. Okay, hi Zara. You have a question. Hi. Hey Zara, what through. Okay, hi Zara. Hi.

Zara, what's your question for Meg? Well I have two. One is what's the most crazy pregnancy craving you've had? If you've had any. What are you looking forward to and not looking forward to about maternity leave? I haven't had really many crazy cravings. I have leaned into this pregnancy a lot and put on a decent amount of weight, which I might stuff in my last pregnancy.

But I've been craving chicken a lot and I don't eat chicken. Oh my god, vegetarian. Yeah, I haven't slipped. I haven't, but I have thought about chicken a lot over the past five months. You can have like just one day maybe after you push the baby out you get a McChicken? No, no, no. I don't know because I would just feel so guilty. It's just not my thing. But man, if you know a place that sells good fake chicken, far out I want that so bad. And then what am I looking forward to? I'm lucky enough to have my husband home this time.

Last time I had maternity leave I was in lockdown. We're in COVID lockdown. Oh, that's right. My husband was working. we're in COVID lockdown and nobody could come visit or help out so there was like anybody that had a baby in COVID would know there were no villages available like nobody was there to help. Yeah true. So I'm really excited that this time around it's gonna be very different maternity leave and what I'm not looking forward to is getting FOMO, seeing the boys have fun. Okay well we'll purposely not have fun. How about that? Yeah, thank you very much.

I do appreciate that. And the show will not be the same without you, Meg. We'll miss you so much, and we're gonna be counting down the days for three months until you're back. I love Ash, and I am genuinely really excited to hear you guys have FOMO, because she is just the best, and she's the best person to be sitting here and having fun with you guys. So, yeah, I will be back at some point in November and tomorrow.

So I don't know why I'm saying this all now. Yeah, the show's gonna be in great hands with Ash and we'll probably call you every now and then anyway. Please do. But yeah, because you'll need some company. Yeah, yeah, very much so. Just with me, you know, my husband and me. Yeah.

And the baby. And two kids. Oh God. You just won't be getting paid to talk, but it's fine. Yeah, it is. Yeah. An eternity leave. Yeah. So still one more day. One more day.. Yeah, that's fine. Eternity leave.

So still one more day. One more day. I'll be back in tomorrow. I'm very excited. Very exciting. Well, well done. Throwback Thursday starts up after this. I wasn't sure what was going on. Thanks, girl. Wait a minute, you feel weird.

Holy shit! You made it the whole way through! If you want more, find them on, you feel weird. Holy shit, you made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our OnlyFans podcast, it is. Rova, music, radio, podcasts.