The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW He saw me naked!!

Episode Date: October 12, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Megan, Dan, and Ash London as they dive into a hilarious podcast full of exciting segments and special moments. The gang kicks off e...arly with some laughter and character introductions, sharing personal anecdotes and giving listeners a fun wake-up call. Dan recounts an embarrassing nude incident from his past, while the team navigates the EZ Money challenge where listeners compete for $1,000. Dan shares a touching interview with the talented Teddy Swims, offering insights into his tour and personal life. Things heat up when Harley pranks his fiancée, testing the waters of relationship dynamics in 'Here Comes the Bribe.' Finally, the hosts weigh in on whether Taylor Swift's new song has borrowed from the Jonas Brothers. Tune in for engaging conversations, heartfelt moments, and lots of laughs! 00:00 Introduction and Banter15:50 Victoria Beckham Documentary21:35 Naughty at 6:4028:35 Teddy Swims Interview40:43 Celebrity Deaths and Emotional Impact47:29 Bathurst 1000 and Weekend Activities56:58 Wedding Prank: Here Comes the Bribe01:05:57 Taylor Swift Court: Music Plagiarism Debate

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings. Oh, pissed off, Uncle John. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. One's permanently tan. One's permanently cancelled. And one's wondering why she left Australia for this. This is the Edge Breakfast.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Good morning. We're back, baby. 6 a.m. Monday. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Geez. I feel like it's been 10 years. It does, doesn't it? It was just a week. But, man, I was. Last show we did was in Christchurch. Christchurch seems like an age ago.
Starting point is 00:00:34 It really does. And can I say to all my mates in Ottajee? One of my favourite words now. What a beautiful city. Yeah, it is. So good, isn't it? I'm obsessed. I just walked around for three days going,
Starting point is 00:00:48 oh! Like that, like an idiot. Take a photos. Oh, you were down in the South Island for a while, weren't you? The whole week went to Twysel? I think Twisle is a little jewel in the south. Dunning. Do you know who I ran into in Twysel?
Starting point is 00:01:03 Who? Jack Honeybone's mum. Oh, yeah, our like middle management guy. She walks up to me, she goes, excuse me, you ish. And I'm like, yep. You esh. She's like, I'm Jack's mom. And I'm like, Honeybone.
Starting point is 00:01:18 She's like, yes. You should come over with some fishing chef. Jack's the guy that if you are an artist or someone in your family or friends group has a song, you want to make friends with Jack because he's the guy will get it on the Yes. And stunning skin, like he's, like a son. I said, that's where he gets his perfect collection from. I hold the girls talking about Jack Honeybone the other day saying he's got milky skin.
Starting point is 00:01:41 Milkies. I caught them all looking at something. I was like, what are we all looking at? And I'm like, Jack Honeybone is so beautiful. And then I was like, oh, is he single? And they were like, no, he's got a girlfriend. And then within like three seconds, a photo of his girlfriend had been procured. I was like, did you have that saved on your camera roll?
Starting point is 00:01:56 Yeah, we'll get a bounce back going, text Jack to 3, 3, 4, 3, 3, 4, 3, if he was. on a photo of his milky skin, we'll get that up for you. Or his missus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be a carousel of them. Tadis State Tans at signs. All right, Teddy Swim's going to be on the show at 7 o'clock this morning, which is exciting and easy money is back.
Starting point is 00:02:13 I went to this dude and he gave me this pill. As well. He said it I will feel better after this. What's this? Something's changed after that pill. I love you. I just want to Clint's pill songs. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:25 It's part of like the music bed that was playing underneath. Oh, I love. I like it. Turn it up. This is loud as she goes. I'm waiting. The drop's coming. This isn't actually a song.
Starting point is 00:02:41 It's just to talk over. Here we go. You don't want to dance. We want to see the other job. We want to see the other job. Here we go. We've got ages yet. Where's the last thing you guys have been to a club?
Starting point is 00:02:51 Come on. Here we go. I can do it and make a coffee and come back. Five, six, seven, eight. Oh, shit. I don't think that was an aspirin. That was my eight seconds off. Clint, Meg and Dan.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Oh, my gosh. It's Olivia Dean on the edge with Dan. Clint and Ash have left the studio going to make a coffee, and you've got me this morning where I just talk political views. Oh, 800 The Edge, if you want to talk about Donald Trump, Christopher Luxon.
Starting point is 00:03:20 We were discussing this as we raced back with our coffees, and I was saying, Dan's dream is the moments when you're making back. Go away. I was about to live my dream. He thinks that he's going to have, press a couple buttons, talk on his own. I know how much time I've got, and a lot of the time when I run off, I then start counting my hair like one, two, three, and I know how long you're going to be. And then Ash was like, do you want some mushrooms in your coffee?
Starting point is 00:03:44 True story. And I'm like, I have not allowed for this extra step in my coffee. She says, great for your brain. So she put it in there. I don't know what it is, but I've got to drink it at some point. It's lions mane, cordyceps and chate. They kill lions just to ground them mains down. Do those mushrooms have anything to add to your time management?
Starting point is 00:04:07 Because I would say that you missed the start of that break. We haven't had it yet, that's why. And I don't know if you've seen that, what's the Pedro Pascar show about zombies? Last of Us. Yes, it's a quarterseps that starts the thing. Oh, it is too. When Adrian saw that, he was like, you got have cordyceps in the house. I was like, it's not going to make you a zombie.
Starting point is 00:04:25 No, when we watched that show, my wife's a doctor, and she was like, that could actually happen. I'm like, Hannah, you're a smart individual. There's no way in our lifetime, in fact anyone's lifetime, that we're all going to turn into zombies. It's not going to happen. Well, if we're all, it gets hooked on fentanyl, it might. Well, we're not, though, are we? You never know.
Starting point is 00:04:46 And wait, I'm still getting hung up on the lion's mane. I think it's because the mushroom looks like a lion's mane. Yeah, it's not actually from a lion. Like, it might be a mushroom that. Oh, right, okay. Now, Clint, I know that you're in the middle of your contrary. negotiations. I think turning up to the start of breaks is going to help you resign for another turn. Well I told you. Blame Ash, I hit it allowed for the mushrooms
Starting point is 00:05:06 in my coffee step. And then I was said to her, we've got to go, Ash, because otherwise Dan's going to be there on his own. And she said that's his dream. So I was like, well, who am I to take away his dream? It was my dream. We got Teddy Swims on the show later this morning. Went along to the concert on the last week. And I got two friendship bracelets from people. You serious? Yeah. I thought you meant. I was all you going to say from Did he? Yeah, no, you know, like, I think it was an eras to a thing
Starting point is 00:05:32 where Taylor Swift, and, like, you'd take friendship bracelets along. And I haven't got them on now, annoying, and I took them off because my wife thought I was cheating on her. But two different friendship bracelets from girls. Oh. Wait, wait. Were other guys getting friendship bracelets? I didn't see any...
Starting point is 00:05:49 Yeah, even with Harrison, he didn't get any friendship bracelets. I didn't see any other people getting them. But there was one... You were there when one of the girls came up to me. And then there was a... Wait, was she... giving braces to other gentlemen or just I don't remember this happening. I think he's gone
Starting point is 00:06:02 and bought himself two friendship bracelets. He feels like he has no friendship bracelets. He's shown to lie and said he got them with the tennis room's concept. I was there. I don't remember anyone approaching him with a friendship bracelet. One of them said flame on it. And Hannah was like why did someone give you a friendship bracelet that says flame on it? Like you're my flame. And it's just
Starting point is 00:06:20 the name of one of his songs. Oh, okay. Sounds like she's jealous. I think she is. I was hung over the morning the next morning. You had, Ash pushed the boat out. What? She was, she was on the rosaceous. Harris, hey, that's not fair.
Starting point is 00:06:32 I wasn't fair. Harrison had 12 chardonnays. How old is he? 85? I know. The choice of a chardonnay, interesting. But then he kept smashing them and then he'd bring, and then he'd give me some too. Is he on a drinking budget where they like the cheap?
Starting point is 00:06:49 You know those guys that were like, what's the cheapest thing I can do? Nothing's cheap at Spark Arena, bro. Yeah, that's true. He just, no, he likes what he likes. Ash got me two-sided. That sent me over the edge. I was asking yours for friendship relations. They were like, well, I mean, I don't have anybody.
Starting point is 00:07:03 You can have this, I suppose. Yeah. That's not really. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Easy Money is back along with us at 7 o'clock this morning, if you want to have a crack at it. And also for your chance to play $10,000 for the first ever easy money live event. Just get amongst the online game. Which is coming up soon, right?
Starting point is 00:07:20 That's just around the corner of the live event. We're putting a pit together. October 22nd. Yeah, not far away. Yeah, I'll be here, I'll be here. Yeah, you'll still be here. I'm going to Ricky Martin. I'm taking a day off, by the way.
Starting point is 00:07:30 Meg will feel in for me. I'd text him by like, hey, babe, I've got some dates that I can't do the show. Can you fill in for me while I fill in for you while you? She's like, yeah, we'll be taking one day after go to see Ricky Martin in Melbourne. Oh, my God, I can't believe this. One day? Oh, is it like a Friday? The only flight I could get out was 6 a.m. on a Friday. If you've never met Ash before and didn't know, she's the, I would say,
Starting point is 00:07:51 New Zealand's biggest Ricky Martin fan. Yeah. And I'll cry the concert. And I know that... And I'm expecting that Sony, the label... Shut up! And a lot of women love Ricky Martin and men. This is my old friend from primary school, who's now gay.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Who's got to be gay, yeah, yeah, my man. You're my mate, yeah. My fear is that the label are going to try and surprise me with a meet and greet, but I won't be emotionally ready. So I think I need to, like, preemptively reach out to Sony and be like, please do not organise that. Imagine they were like... You're never going to.
Starting point is 00:08:22 All good. Look at this email. Ash just send us, guys. Come grab around, read this. Guys, I don't want to meet Ricky Miner, so stop training me because he cries with me. Well, you'll cry, eh? You'll fall crying. I would stop.
Starting point is 00:08:34 I'd fall to Pete. I wouldn't be able to speak. Then I'd be like, is she double buffing us? Like, don't get me why, and we're like, we weren't, but now, is she hoping we will? I'd be so confused by that. But you think of you've interviewed some of the biggest celebrities in the world. But they don't mean anything to me. Really?
Starting point is 00:08:49 No. Just Ricky Martin. Living Lovida Loca. It's the time in my, and I'll probably cry talking about it. It's a time in my life that I was like, I just, he was my everything, and he just made my life so good, and I loved him so deeply. And hormones as well were just starting, and it was a sexual awakening, but it was also just like, he was everything.
Starting point is 00:09:10 And back then you couldn't follow someone on social media that was so far away. Yeah. I had no way to be near him, you know? I wish I could understand. I still don't. No. But there's no one that you, like, think about from your childhood, and you're like, oh, I loved them so much.
Starting point is 00:09:25 Celine Dionne for me, but that's still to, like, I'd cry if I'd meet her. Would you want to meet her? God, yes, I'd meet her. I wouldn't cry, but I'd be very. Megan Fox, I'd be, I'd be, I hope I wouldn't be a blubbering mess because that's not hot. Yeah. But, like, literally, like, yesterday, we were listening to Machine Gun Kelly, who she has a daughter with. I'm not sure if they're still together.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I think they weren't. They're a kid together? Daughter, yeah. Did they? Yeah. Like a little daughter? Hmm. Well, like, in the last, what, year?
Starting point is 00:09:52 Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. And I think his album sings a lot about the fact that he's sober now So I think like he was probably just maybe going a little too hard Yeah Anyway I said to my daughter, oh he's coming in April Do you want to go with me to the concert
Starting point is 00:10:04 Why are you wrong with you? Why would you take your daughter to your favourite artist concert? You can't drink, you can't get missed up And it's Machine Gun Kelly as well, like kind of not really kid-friendly Well, I don't know Like I feel like he's like Bling 1A2 meets Backstreet Boys And I'm and I was like do you want to go And she was like, yeah
Starting point is 00:10:21 Is he the one who's with Megan Frilyle? And I said, oh, I don't think he's with her anymore. And she goes, hey, he's still a chance, Dad. What a legend! I think you can come to Michigan. He'll be like, high fived and I was like, oh my God, she's too cool. That's all hilarious. It's kind of weird that you like him because he has lived your dream.
Starting point is 00:10:42 So I think you'd be jealous of. Maybe that's part of it, though. I just want to be, I'm happy for him. It's kind of khaki energy in a way, isn't it? It's a little bit weird. First call of the day. I mean, I don't know how we go there. We start off talking about how you can be part.
Starting point is 00:10:54 of Easy Money Live next week. Yeah, I'll tell you that I said I'm going to be there because it was a week that I wouldn't be there because of Ricky Money, then we're talking about to Ricky Money and then saying it went to do on and then me and Fox and Meek and Kelly. Oh, you threw us off the tracks. That's right. Which we don't mind too much on the show.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Yeah. But do listen out for your name at 10. Right after we wrap up the show and then also midday with Kellynne Yes, because if you hear your name, you'll get yourself here to play Easy Money Live next week for $10,000. And just remember, this is Clint's ticket back onto television and hosting game shows, so it needs to go well. Are we televising it?
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yeah, wow. He's getting his teeth bleached that way. Yeah, he's getting another tan. He's going darker than he's ever gone. Yeah. There's a trick for young players as well. Teeth winding can be quite sensitive, so if you darken your face, it makes your teeth look wider as well.
Starting point is 00:11:39 And from what I've heard, his teeth are not the only thing he's getting bleached. Oh, come on. Now he's just making stuff out. Good, it's just teary, man. Now he's breaking it. It's just a bit of anal bleaching between friends. It's fine. First call of the day.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Don't say between friends. He's the only one that's got the booking. He's actually lying. Clint McGowan. Lesh goal. First call of the day. First call on the day. Michael Baker joins us for First Call of the Day this morning.
Starting point is 00:12:11 We know Michael Baker. We were saying. Oh, same name. Welcome back. What the hell, bro. Are you in any way responsible for this disgusting lighting that we are dealing with? The new treat of the new lighting system we rigged up. Yeah, that's us.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Okay. Yeah, because we went away for a week, and then we've come back and there's these two, what I can only describe as big rigs, really, two big rigs above us. Wait, wait, wait. A lot of the guys that do our social media stuff and all the lighting, they work underneath Michael,
Starting point is 00:12:44 so he's the boss. So they could have been doing stuff that he's completely unaware of. But then the buck does end with him because he is the boss. So is this comfort? From the top? They come from the very top, Clint. I actually help put them in with... Oh, okay, so...
Starting point is 00:12:59 Man of the people. Well, they get further off there be. He's on the tools. He's getting his hands dirty. Oh, okay. Well, I was trying to give you a little escape here, Mike. Now, Baker's got a beautiful tan. So I'm assuming that maybe you sat in in my chair
Starting point is 00:13:12 and you thought, oh, I look great. Not thinking that I'm a white woman, and I look like Mortisha Adams. It's unacceptable, darling. It's so bad. We tested with all types of differing, varying skin tones there. Okay, equal opportunity, employer. They should make you look beautiful.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Yeah, maybe. It looks like we're in a cave and we're all surrounded with our phone lights shining on our faces. Now, Michael, in your professional opinion, I don't know if you're listening about five minutes ago, but Ash said that she's, quote, not a diva. Now, would that make you think otherwise this is the last? to two minutes of conversation. Oh, I've heard everything now, I think I reckon. Babe, what were you going for?
Starting point is 00:14:00 What was the goal in changing the lighting? Sell me to vision, Baker. How either that you? You may not, well, I can't see it at the moment. Obviously, I'm on the radio here, but it should make you guys look, it should make you guys all look much better. Put more light just on you guys and less around the rest of the room. Okay, well, I'm going to see this.
Starting point is 00:14:21 You'll notice it when you see the video. This is coming from the top down, me, because you're below me, I think. It needs to be changed. It needs to be changed. And I'm speaking on behalf of Ash, who's not happy. And I'm speaking on behalf of Meg, who is probably asleep right now. But if she was in my chair right now, she would agree. But I would say this.
Starting point is 00:14:37 I would say, let's see what the first video that we roll out on Instagram looks like before we throw all of our judgment at Michael, because we might be eating our words later and going, actually. Don't listen to Clint, though, because he's under me and above you. I see he's still above you, Mike, but he's under me. You wish. sort of a sandwich
Starting point is 00:14:53 and a little bit. We can all have a look at them a little bit. Hey, thank you for taking. You guys look great. Yeah, thank you for taking some initiative whilst we've been away. Appreciate it, Michael. Hey, thanks, Flynn.
Starting point is 00:15:05 It's good to be on you. Just Baker get a Z voucher for being first call the day? Well, yeah, I guess you do. Yeah, we're going to sort of the voucher to go spend the store at Z. Thanks to our show sponsor. Michael Baker for being our first call of the day.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Oh, there we go. Yeah. I think your department will also have to buy me a new bronzer because I'm going to run out by the yesterday. Really, Ash, you need to stop selling debris because you really are not. Honestly. Thanks, Mike. Hold there, bro. No time for the
Starting point is 00:15:32 supermarket. Zed has grocery. Everyday essentials. We need to do that. I just can't believe this is us now. I can't get over it. Hey, well, I'm speaking for myself. I look great. You two look shocking. You don't look good. I'm not going to lie. It's about time, Dan got his time to shine.
Starting point is 00:15:48 I'm texting Meg. I don't care if she's asleep. I don't care if she's been a wag on my breastfeed. I'm Next we talk, Victoria Beckham Docko. Have you got amongst it? Are you obsessed with it yet? Yep. It's changed my whole view. I've always liked her, but it's changed my whole view of the last 25 years. All right.
Starting point is 00:16:07 We'll tell you whether it's worth checking out next or not. She wouldn't like this lighting. Oh, of course. Speaking of Deavers. Clint Megan Dan. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. Scandal. Scandal, all thanks to Zed. No time for the supermarket.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Zed has grocery every day. I never got time for the supermarket. I hate going there. But guess what? I do it 14 times a week. She was ordering. Ash, I went to Teddy Switzer there, and she was ordering her groceries at the concert.
Starting point is 00:16:32 She, like, was on the... What? Because... The only one in the whole arena, doing a grocery shopping at a concert. There's no way for me to explain it without sounding like a very privileged human being. Not really.
Starting point is 00:16:44 The nanny comes over in the mornings at a very specific time and does the cooking for us, and I hadn't organised groceries for her. So I needed to have them. before the cutoff for her to pick them up on the way to work. Oh my God, that is maybe one of the most privileged sentences I've got here. I admit, I know it. The only thing that would make that worse if you said the butler or something else.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I wish. That's my husband, is the butler. Do you know what's worse, though, than hearing people speak privilege? People pretending they're not privileged and trying to be relatable when they are. So I much prefer that. I say, I know how ridiculous it is. Yeah, good, and it's good, rather than pretending that. Yeah, I'm very, very, very lucky.
Starting point is 00:17:19 So the Victoria Beckham documentary on Netflix, three-part series. Who's seen it in the room? Everybody's talk. I haven't seen it, but I want to watch it. I'm about halfway through the first episode. And my wife, who obviously loves fashion and has worked in it a long, long time. Now she's, like, glued to it, and I'm not allowed to watch it without her. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:37 So the premise of it is it's about Victoria Beckham kind of reinventing herself from pop star to fashion designer. So it's not like the David Beckham thing, which is like from a child to now. it's very much about this transition and speaking to the way that she was perceived by the world I've always really liked Posh but this documentary has given me a whole new understanding and respect for her so I don't know if you remember when the Spice Girls were big
Starting point is 00:18:04 and all the press she never smiled right she's always like and everyone's like she's grumpy she's a bitch she's always in a bad mood and what you learn in this documentary is that she's painfully shy terrified of paparazzi has no self-confidence and even now as posh
Starting point is 00:18:24 as Victoria Beckham one of the really most loved pop stars fashion designers on the planet she still says I wish now in my I don't know how old she meant her 50s I had the confidence to smile when the camera was on me
Starting point is 00:18:37 but I physically can't do it like it was ugh and there's a one bit of audio that I want to play for you that at the time I think people would have been like oh this is a very normal thing to have But this was within a couple of months of her giving birth. She was, so Chris Evans is a very famous broadcaster.
Starting point is 00:18:53 I get a TV show back then. She was weighed live on television. Is you waiting back to normal? Yeah, it is. Can I check? Do you mind? Oh, no, you did this to Jerry, didn't you? No, but Jerry was that really small.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Yeah, but it's all right. This is horrible. She only got to number two, it's all right. Yeah, number two's great. Is it all right? You can afford number two, can't you? Hey, stouts not bad at all, is it? What did you get on this?
Starting point is 00:19:19 I'm they're clapping because she's back to her weight after having a kid. Isn't that absolutely discussed? My wife wouldn't even let me weigh her at night time. No way as if. And when I say, when I say weigh her. Is that time for you weigh in? Come on, you've just got home? No.
Starting point is 00:19:37 We know. We know. My wife and I were doing like this like gym thing together. Yeah. And so I was like, we were going to weigh every week. And so I said, at the end of the week, let's weigh. And she was like, no, I'm not weighing at night.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And I was like, well, it's been a week. And she's like, yeah, but we're way in the morning together. And she thought I was psycho for weighing myself at nighttime. So look, I highly recommend a documentary. It gives you a really great insight into how the media pretty much changed the way she sees herself. Do you think, as well, because she was so famous at a time where there wasn't social media, She didn't have a voice where she could go, hey, by the way, what you're reading here is clickbait
Starting point is 00:20:20 and this is complete BS. So imagine you're just like suffering in silence with really no platform or voice to correct all the misinformation. It's horrible. And the one takeaway is that she's cool. She's a cool person. You watch something like she's funny, she's interesting, she's very self-aware and loves her kids, loves her.
Starting point is 00:20:38 She's a cool mom. She's a cool mom. Yeah. But very thin and she opens up about her eating disorders. And when you watch the documentary, like, of course she developed an eating disorder. Yeah. She was absolutely scrutinized. I can't even imagine living one day of my life the way she did.
Starting point is 00:20:57 And I remember watching the Beckham's documentary, which is the one that came out a couple of years ago now about her and David Beckham. And their relationship is great. Like they seem like a really cool couple. They've obviously had their challenges over the years, but they laugh it off. Totally. That's crazy the way to publicly go through what they went through a bit of rock solid as they are. it on it, didn't he? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:17 They kind of alluded to it in the documentary. They didn't really like deep dive it. But yes. But I love them. It's a great watch. I recommend it. It's three parts. It doesn't take up too much of your life.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Okay. Cool. Coming home next, naughty 640, Dan bumped into someone who accidentally saw him naked back in the day over the weekends. And we're all going to weigh ourselves. Which one of us is lighter?
Starting point is 00:21:36 People are saying, Ash. I disagree. Clint, Megan, Dan. Time to get naughty at 640. Oh, that's a new intro. It's time to get naughty. At 6.40. Who voiced that?
Starting point is 00:21:48 Who's the minks? I don't know. Producer Nipio must have whipped that up while we're away on holiday. I've got no idea what that drum sound is though. What drum sound? Yeah, I know what he's talking about it. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Don't worry, Ash, I don't think you've ever heard it either. It's something gone over the top of my head. Because I'm so pure. It's a certain website that you hear it sometimes, from what I've heard. Have you guys got a person that you go into a supermarket? You're in a mall and you see a person in particular, and you're like, I can't go near that person because they've seen me nude.
Starting point is 00:22:19 No one comes to mine. I've actually been nude around enough people in my life because of hashtag Jesus. Okay, I'm not going to ask you any questions there. There's a guy for me, and he's the father of one of my school friends. And I've told the story before, but I, for whatever reason, was over at my friend's house. He lives in a rural area, and he has like this big bush
Starting point is 00:22:42 down the back of his house. Not an euphemism Not at all And one time he dared me To climb up the tree You know when you're a kid And you do like truth or dare Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:50 And I got a dead Not normally just you and your guy mate No there was I think it was his Like I played like in a circle With like eight and ten others His sister was there as well I was like 12
Starting point is 00:23:01 Okay And his sister was like 10 or something So we're playing truth or dare And he dared me to climb up a tree nude I'm like nah bro And so I did How are we? 12.
Starting point is 00:23:13 And when you're 12, do you have, like, how developed are you at 12? I don't know. I can't remember. Knowing Danny being pretty big. Okay, no, no. I don't think so. Anyway, so I climbed up the tree. Happy days.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Loved it. Got up there. And I went so high that I couldn't get back down. So, like, I tried climbing down. I couldn't do it. So my friend, long story short, had to call his father, who came down from the house and guided me down out of the tree. He was standing under you.
Starting point is 00:23:41 He was standing under. he could literally, like, see... If I was the dad, I'd need to get, like, witnesses. I'd need, like, more people going, can you come as well? Because this will get told, and it'll... Someone will spiral. Someone will film it, so that I'm free of any accusations.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Yeah, I'm going to get the next-door neighbor and his family down just so they could all watch. Because otherwise, I'd be like, hey, what was old Jeff doing down with naked Dan down in the bush the other day? I was walking past, and I saw through the head. And so he had to semi-climb the tree, like, guide my foot. down to the branches so he was like right I had to look right up as I was nude
Starting point is 00:24:16 Were you old enough to be mortified? I was absolutely one of the worst moments of my life So embarrassing And since that day Wait where did he? He must have like used his hand as like Footholds so you'd stand On his hands I imagine
Starting point is 00:24:32 I think so I mean it was one of those situations Where things just had to happen There was no questions asked I had to get out of that tree You know so he I think he Yeah he got me down in whichever way he could And good honour. He would do it again.
Starting point is 00:24:45 He was a lovely man. Why didn't someone just blow up a pair of shorts and let you put your shorts on while you were up the tree and then get you down? I don't know. Wouldn't that make more sense? I was crying. He was crying.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Oh my God. He needed witnesses. He needed witnesses. Oh my God, he must avoid you like the blank do and he's easier. You're both just stealing at the ceiling. And he's like, just come to him and just go out. It's safe.
Starting point is 00:25:09 It's safe. You can come out. I was at Westfield over the world we're all. and I saw him and I had to like literally push the trolley because I had Georgian the trolley to like push it to the other side
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Starting point is 00:25:43 Clint Megan Dan The Edge 1K EZ money Practice makes perfect And now you can play anytime online Good morning 3 by 7 on your Monday Alright let's get into it
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Starting point is 00:26:07 Is Nathamu from Invercargo morning Good morning guys How are you? Doing good. Doing good. How's your Monday so far? Pretty good so far. Yep, just having breakfast, getting ready for work.
Starting point is 00:26:19 Okay, and if you win this $1,000, you want to go back to Cool and Gatta. Yes, my wife went on I went there about three weeks ago and loved it. Okay. Oh, three weeks are already keen to go back. Okay, must have been good. Is it cool and Gator where the Gold Coast is? I was actually keen to not come back because we came back to eight degrees and lit the fire. Yeah, it's always warm and cooling gatter.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Yeah, she wasn't to be. fan of the Gold Coast. I love the GC. No, it's just one of those things where Australians are like, huh, but by Kiwis, love it. So it's just it blows my mind. Yeah. We froth it. Yeah. I live your best life, guys. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Nathamu, are you ready, Winifouso? I hope so, yeah. That's a spirit, darling. Your letter today is P, P4. Well, if my four year old was here, he would say poohs. Okay. Of course. This every word. Okay. The 30 seconds. Can I please
Starting point is 00:27:09 have beginning with P, a color. Purple A type of nut A potatio A song title Um Pass A breakfast food
Starting point is 00:27:22 Pass An occupation A pilot A retail store A language Portuguese An Ed Sheeran song Pass
Starting point is 00:27:41 A two-legged animal. Oh, that's time, Adamu. Sorry, song title could have been. Oh, there's heaps. Perfect party in the USA, paparazzi. He said pass. I'm sure there'd be a song title called Pass. Yeah, we'll give you.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Yeah, I just looked it up. There's an artist called Elijah L on Spotify with a song called Pass. So we would have paid that, yes, which means you would have got one, two, three, four, five, and then three passes. You got through eight. Well, as soon as I said, pass on the breakfast food, I thought of porridge, but yeah, I know, I know, I know. You can always go back. back to it eventually, but yeah, not quite there. You'll just have to go back to work and earn money the hard way to get back to
Starting point is 00:28:18 Koolangana, unfortunate like the rest of us. Yeah, sorry about that. Never mind. Yeah, all right, thank you guys. Thank you. Bye. Bye-bye. All right, back again.
Starting point is 00:28:28 He seems lovely, doesn't he? Yeah, back again, 8 o'clock this morning. Also, don't forget, next week we have our easy money live event, and you could be here in the flesh to win 10,000 bucks. All you have to do is get amongst the online game on the Roebat. Coming up next, I went to the concert. Teddy Swims on Thursday night. Ash was there as well.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Before the concert, I interviewed the man himself, backstage at Spark Arena. Were you nervous? A little bit, yeah. But I have met Teddy Swims a couple of times. We're kind of friends. Yeah, okay. So he's pretty good to interview. He's a lovely man.
Starting point is 00:28:57 And I'll also tell you what really embarrassing thing Dan did at the gig, that I was like, ew! What did I do? Ew! Before meeting Teddy? After meeting Teddy in our seats. Teddy wasn't privy to this, so it's like. No, thank goodness.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Clint, Mick and Dan. He toured New Zealand once again, one of our absolute faves. Isn't Sydney actually doing three gigs starting tomorrow, back to back to back? Oh, wow. He put on a bloody good show. Now, my mate Dan had interviewed Teddy beforehand, and as the gig started, he turns to me, and he goes, oh, shivers, I've left my headphones backstage. And I was like, oh, gosh, you better go get them with their expensive headphones.
Starting point is 00:29:36 So Dan disappears, comes back a couple minutes later. By the grace of God, the headphones have been handed. it in. And I thought that was great. That's the end of it. So I'm watching a gig and he's kind of, he's next to me, but because we're facing towards the stage, he's only in my peripheral vision. And I turn around and notice he's wearing the headphones around his neck. Now, I would say that's fine. Just wearing, unplugged in, just big headphones around his neck while watching a gig. And I was like, take those off. You look like an idiot. How embarrassing. I know. Yeah. Well, I just didn't want to leave them somewhere else again because I wasn't doing that before. I left them on a chair. But Clint, that's embarrassing to be to get with headphones around your neck, isn't it? Where were they plugged in?
Starting point is 00:30:16 They were plugged in. That was wireless ones, like Bluetooth's. Oh, right, right, right. Just around his neck. Oh, I think he thinks it's cool. What do you think? Am I overreacting? Be honest, if I'm being a bitch, just to say.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Oh, the signs means you're being a bit. Did you have a bag? No. Oh, well, I'm like, where is he going to put him? In my bag, anywhere else, but around his neck looking like a weird guy to gig with headphones on? Because if you wear them on your ears, then you look like one of the ears, then you look like one of them. of those people that's worried about the noise
Starting point is 00:30:43 of the concert and you're trying to protect your ears and that makes it look worse. I bought them for the interview which will be explained later in the week when we do something else with Teddy Swims. Okay, well let's jump into it now Dan was lucky enough to go backstage and catch up with Teddy before his gig at Spark Arena. Teddy Swims
Starting point is 00:30:58 Welcome back to New Zealand, my friend. How are you? Happy to be back, man, I'm really stoked to be here. Bag and Spark, man, this is the best place ever. I know. This is the second time you've played here as well. Our first arena we ever played too. You know, so it's good to be back and, you know, with updated production and all the fire and the big booms and stuff. So I'm excited to really show out.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Yeah. I've never done an interview backstage. Oh, cool. It's cool to be backstage at Spark Arena. What's the, like, what's your pre-show routine? What do you do? Like, what's the day look like on a show day? Well, you know, used to, last year we were pretty full people back there and partying a good bit.
Starting point is 00:31:36 But now I've got my son out here, so things are a little, like a lot more tame these days. We kind of take it easy now, because my son is, you know, here with us. What's just sick, though, this is his first time outside of the U.S. here at Auckland. Like, that was his first stamp on his passport, was Auckland. So that's pretty sick. And what's it like touring with your son? Because last time I saw you, Deneb a son. Now you have a son.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Three months old, yeah. I mean, it's the best. I think as soon as I had him, the hardest thing I've done is, like, leaving him, you know, for a week or two at a time and go on on the road. And now what happened with me? I mean, I can do this always, you know? But this is now my second favorite job, though. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:32:14 That is the coolest shit ever. And he didn't even know what's going on. He experienced all this amazing world already. So he must have done something good in his last life because I had nothing cool of my life started having until I was like 29. Yeah, exactly. He's got it made. That's so cool.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Well, our kids are a similar age. My son's 18 months old. And if I was touring a world, my wife wouldn't have it. She wouldn't allow it. So you must have a cool. cool partner. Yeah, she does this as well, you know, so, I mean, we actually we actually, or she actually got
Starting point is 00:32:42 knocked up when we were, she was opening up for me last year on our American run, so that's kind of how it happened. We were on the road together, so it's kind of built into the life. And obviously there's so much to chat about, so much to catch up on, the NRL. Yeah, you, the coolest thing I've got to do. Like, I must, I would say,
Starting point is 00:32:59 and I think I'd be speaking for a lot of people, best act since Tina Turner. Wow, man, well, I'm honored, I'm very, Tina Turner is an absolute animal It was a big play Trying to do ACDC in Australia But I think we pulled it off pretty well And it was one of the coolest thing
Starting point is 00:33:15 Probably the coolest thing I've gotten to do thus far In my career Have you had like feedback Because ACDC is obviously Australian royalty And so your cover of their song TNT was incredible Like there's not many people that can pull that off Like that voice that Bond Scott has
Starting point is 00:33:31 And Brian Johnson I mean is incredible Yeah those are also my heroes You know, I grew up on that. I mean, you know, Ryan is an absolute legend in my home. I love ACDC. Last time we caught up, we broed down on musical theater because that's kind of when you got into singing. And you did a couple of shows, Rent as well.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Yeah, I could still do that show front to back, every character in that show. I'm living in America. At the end of a millennium. You know, my best pal Jesse, who still plays guitar for me, he was Mark and I was Roger in that show So we like did that together That's so cool
Starting point is 00:34:08 So he plays guitar Yeah I mean we've been We've been best friends Our entire life So we still We still go out at the karaoke bar Sometimes and rip Rip with that song
Starting point is 00:34:17 You know Or like rent You know Or any of the songs That they sing on We still We still do that That one song
Starting point is 00:34:23 I hear there are great restaurants out west Some of the best How could she How could you let her go He just don't know You know all that stuff So good
Starting point is 00:34:33 Yeah we love that show an underrated musical and I think people that have done it or like have seen it before know it, you know? Like it's one of those songs you can know front to bad. Did you know that one movie, the Southport guys did, uh, eight, yeah, yeah, they brought that in there, it's a...
Starting point is 00:34:50 It's literally like the whole spoof of Rentee. Yeah, yeah, Team America. Yeah, Team America, that's it. Selfish, Daniel, that is selfish. He's got time with Tiddy Swims and he's talking about something super niche and just talking about theater. Not niche, I loved every second of it. That was ticking all the boxes for me.
Starting point is 00:35:06 I wish I was there. Yeah, that's what you do with interviews, Clint. You get them on side, then you ask the big curly questions. Oh, that's what we're next? No, I didn't do any of that. I just more rinsing along. We moved on to Lameez. Oh, great.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Teddy Swims was in the country last week. Cross-Juaghan Auckland gigs. He's moving to Aussie, and then he moves around Asia, doing Singapore and Japan and stuff. Oh, I'd love to go to Singapore and eat some sate chicken at the market. Go to Teddy Swims. Okay, thank you for your edition, Ashley. All good news, we're sending you over. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:40 But Dan got to catch up with Teddy and talk about just the last year he's had because his first ever arena show was here in Auckland, what, a year ago? Yeah, it was his first ever big show. Oh, I love that. That's one of the best parts about being here is that people often start their tours here. New Zealand is very special to Teddy as well because we were the first country that kind of picked him up. Nice. Before when he was doing covers.
Starting point is 00:36:01 So he loves it here. And he's got a three-month-old boy as well. You probably need that for context because Danham brought down on, I guess, how his life has changed and what that means to him now. Your career has, like, progressed exponentially. How does success for you change? What does that look like for you now? What's your idea and measure of success now? I think the measure of success truly in life is if you're in a place to where you can provide an opportunity for someone to a rise of the occasion and get success, you know, when you're able to, like, give.
Starting point is 00:36:34 not give people success, I guess, but, like, give people an opportunity and, like, share that success and have somebody rise to success. Like, when you're able to put somebody on and help somebody and change, I think that's, I think that's truly the measure of success. I think my biggest thing is we just bought a house in Nashville, you know, like, maybe six months ago, getting ready for the baby. And, you know, Rachel was able to, like, have the baby in our bed and, like, in our house. Looking at this place and we're on, like, all this acreage and just looking out there and staying, like, singing, got me this, you know? It's doing like, just getting drunk and yelling with my best friends has gotten me here, you know, and my son has nothing to worry about, and there's just like a beautiful life ahead of him. And I think when he gets old enough too, when I'm doing more music, I think like when, if he's ever like dad, I like that song, I was like, that's the single.
Starting point is 00:37:20 I don't care what anybody else says, you know, he likes that song, that's it. That's the ultimate, right? Yeah, if I'm cool to him, that success, you know? Like, Dad, you're sick. Yeah, that would be, oh my God, I can't imagine. What's harder? Being vulnerable in music or being vulnerable, like, in person with someone? I don't, you know, I think I've been very fortunate in my life to be blessed with,
Starting point is 00:37:41 with, you know, like parents that have always allowed me to have big feelings and express my big feelings and set me up for success of my big feelings and not, like, ever feel so closed off. And it's easier than you think it is to be vulnerable. I think, I think as far as the one emotion that I find very tough for me is that I've still, kind of learning and navigating with vulnerability is anger, you know, like sometimes being angry with somebody and it's saying like, you hurt me. Yeah. That is kind of tough.
Starting point is 00:38:12 That is true. But as far as being like, I'm hurt, you know, that seems like the easiest thing to do. But saying to somebody, like having a confrontation, that sometimes is something I'm really still trying to work on to be like not holding that in and putting, using it in an outlet, like, you know, actually talking to the person, I think it's a lot harder than putting it into a song and then like you know telling the world that I'm hurt but not like directing it at like hey you hurt my feelings you spoke just quickly about your your parents and the values that they've installed in you i've noticed a lot on your social media especially that you're very close with
Starting point is 00:38:43 your mom yeah absolutely i love that that you're like really close to her and you always shout her out on your instagram and stuff when was the last like do you call her all the time oh yeah you know when was the last what was the last thing you called her about well i just actually sent her a picture of my son earlier and and she's i mean she's she's practically living in my house now, you know, she's like, because we're natural, it's like four hour drive for her, but she's going home now just to work, and I think half the time not going anymore, you know, she's just like living at my house right now, and I love it. I mean, she's just writing our guest house, and always popping in and doing something
Starting point is 00:39:16 around the house, working on something like, and just always calling. I think the biggest thing, we're on opposite sides of the world, so most of the time when I talk to her, and also always answer the phone when your mama calls you. You know what I'm saying? That's the biggest feel because she'll just be like, I feel like you're mad at me and you hate me and you won't pick up the phone. It's like, Mama, there's nothing wrong. I promise I'm just like 20 hours
Starting point is 00:39:39 different than you right now, girl. I'm getting interviewed by some loser in New Zealand. Well, Teddy, you know what? We are so, like, we love you here in New Zealand. You're an amazing person. I love interviewing you because every time you come back and you remember our names, you were just such a down-to-earth, great person.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I love you. All the best for tonight. You're an absolute GC. New Zealand loves you. Please come back. Yes, sir. What a guy. I didn't know what a GC is.
Starting point is 00:40:03 I didn't know what that was and I just think about it. Yeah, good C. Yeah, yeah. He's such a nice guy though. He's beautiful. And you can tell on stage from the banter
Starting point is 00:40:13 and just the way he conducted himself and he's just so grateful. Yeah. It was lovely to see an artist like looking around and being like, man, I'm so lucky. Do you know a show I miss as MTV Cribs?
Starting point is 00:40:24 Because I'd love to go through Teddy Swim's new home that he just bought and see what success looks like and how it translates to like your first home. Because sometimes they'd do a crib to and you'd be like,
Starting point is 00:40:36 that is a fine house. You know you've made it when you've got a pool house though. Whereas mum's staying in the pool house. Yeah, it's true. If it's big enough for someone to live in, he's doing it right. Good on him.
Starting point is 00:40:47 I wonder if you have you ever cried over the passing of a celebrity. Yes, so yesterday I was really sad. I worked at the news that one of my favourite actresses, Diane Keaton, had passed away. at 79. Diane Keaton was in First Wives Club. I think we actually might have some audio
Starting point is 00:41:04 if you have a look of them singing. It's my favourite moment of First Wives Club that Neep's got for you. She also did something's got to give. Father of the Bride, Annie Hall, the godfather of the family stone. Oh, wow, she doesn't have a lot of stuff. My absolute.
Starting point is 00:41:19 That's Taylor's sweet, but I think we can play some Taylor Street. It's what Diane Keaton would have wanted. Dine Keating Club? No. I think that's been like, we're wrong. So I love rom-coms, obviously, and something's got to give, especially in First Wives Club. These movies mean so much to me, and I've watched them over the years. And every time Diane Keaton's been on a movie, I just think, because she's so cool.
Starting point is 00:41:45 She always had the cool sweaters and the button-ups and the vests and the hats. And I just admired her so much. And to hear that she had died touched me in a way that I did not expect. So I sat on the couch. I was by myself because the boys went to swimming and I just let myself sob for like 10 minutes. Good on you. Yes.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Yeah, good. Because I felt like I knew her. And I was just so grateful for like all the movies that she'd done that had given me like so much happiness. And I did a thing on Instagram and so many different women reached out to say, oh, I cried too. And it caught me by surprise because I would usually kind of laugh at someone like, oh my God, you're laughing.
Starting point is 00:42:25 You're crying overest of liberty. you never knew dying, but this was the first time that it really, really got me. She sort of gave like, she was like you said before, but I think she's really cool energy. Yes, a cool girl. Like, if you ever seen photos of her, she was always brewing like amazing clothing. She was very fashionable. And like in the 80s and 90s when women were like bearing their cleavage and being really sexy, which is awesome, she always was like, nope, that's not my vibe.
Starting point is 00:42:52 I'm always going to have my chest covered because that's my thing. I'm going to do a button with a vest and a hat, and that's what I'm going to do. and she did it and she stuck to her guns and she was singular like I can't think of another actress that was like her and I just really am really sad so we did put the call out to people and asked
Starting point is 00:43:09 which celebrity's death made you cry Tanya said poor Walker not only a stunning beautiful man but for his daughter around the same age as hers at the time that was shocking wasn't it especially I think it's worse when someone dies young yeah was he sick or was it an accident no it was a car accident
Starting point is 00:43:25 he was a fast and furious actor for those that are trying to reference Paul Walker. Yeah. Liam Payne, another one that went early. Kate, you cried over Liam Payne's passing, even though you know, you guys had never met. Yeah, I remember the day that I got a text from my dad
Starting point is 00:43:44 saying, just like with the New Zealand Herald article and I didn't believe it. And then I finally, like I, because we were studying all that day, I looked into it and turns out my flatmate had found out that that morning and he decided to leave the house because he knew that I'd be such a mess and were you a mess?
Starting point is 00:44:06 Like is it because of like at a time as a teenager or whatever when you were younger they just meant so much? Yeah I was I was one of the like people who was fans of One Direction like since their first album they're thick and they said when they broke up I was so upset.
Starting point is 00:44:28 And then I was always one of the people who's like, they'll have a reunion, they'll have a reunion one day. So it's like the end of a dream that you've been holding on to forever that your favourite band, you're going to get back together. That's fair, darling. I think she would have been one of the many that was sad that day. Oh, absolutely. Marley, your ex had a day off when they're, I guess,
Starting point is 00:44:49 Idle. Celebrity Idol passed because they were so upset. What happened? he found out and it was just an absolute mess I think I remember him crying for like a week's show and the Monday came around or like the first work day back he came around and he called in sick he was such a mess
Starting point is 00:45:07 he couldn't work he was just he was an estate who was the celebrity sorry I missed it oh sorry it was triple X the rapper oh triple X Tentacion the rapper that died oh I thought I thought he meant Triple X, the wrestler, who passed away like last, well, a couple years ago, I think, 20, 20, 23.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Two people called Triple X have died. Yeah. So what was, was he just a big fan of his music? Because a week is a long time to mourn an, you know, a rapper, Marley. Yeah, I guess he just really connected with the lyrics and him as an artist and just, as you said, like really felt like he knew him. Wow. So he was mourning someone, I guess he never met, but felt like he knew.
Starting point is 00:45:50 I think it's even like you get a week. off for a family member that passed away. Not even. I think you might be three days. Yeah. Three bereavemently. My goodness me. It just shows, like, you know, celebrities are a big deal to a lot of people. Ryan Dunn coming through, Jackass.
Starting point is 00:46:06 He doesn't, is it a car crash as well, Ryan Dunn? I can't remember. And Alan Rickman to Mantonia, of course, NAEP. That was a rough day for a lot of people. Actually, maybe it's, yeah, Nathan just said when Justin Bieber dies, I'm going to lose it. Maybe that's who it'll be for me. Oh my gosh, that's going to be a rough day for everybody. Well, hopefully you'll be dead by the time.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Yeah, I hope he's very old. You're much older than that. No, you're older than him. So he's saying, I hope you died at 90. Yeah, I'm not saying I hope you died tomorrow. 10 years later at 19. Oh, good, all good. Because when you're 90, Justin Beaver will still be like 37.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Oh, here we go. All right, easy money. Your chance to play for a thousand bucks. And also, here comes the bribe up next. If you want to mess with your bride, to earn some cash going into your wedding. This is happening after 8 o'clock. So I've been put on this big project and they said we have to cancel my leave for the honeymoon.
Starting point is 00:47:00 What? Can you just give me like an hour or two? No, we're going to get done now. I can't. I can't. I'm not in front of my laptop. I can't. That is the tone you use with your partner when you are pissed. Yeah, she was no happy.
Starting point is 00:47:13 She's a legend. She did so well. Someone just said our text and saying that they cried when... Don't read it out. It's mean. All right, read it out. I cried when Clint Randall's TV career died. Make two of us then, Hayden. Thank you, buddy.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Hayden's grove for me. Good on, you Hayden? I thought that was from your wife because of the salary. Clint Nick and Dan. There would have been a lot of husbands actually yesterday in the dog box because of Bathurst. The Bathurst 1000, brought you by Ripko. I was on the couch for seven and a half hours yesterday. I almost got a bed sore.
Starting point is 00:47:46 How long is the one lap? Like, how long does it take? How many laps are you watching the same thing? 161 laps. Shut up. 161 laps, 1,000 kilometres. It takes about 203 to do a lap, I think. They do the same lap that many times.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Yeah, that's what makes it great. No. One of the greatest races, I've been watching Bathurst, and a lot of guys and girls that are fans of motorsport probably are the same as me. I've been watching it for many, many years. Is it cars or motorbikes? Oh, for goodness sake.
Starting point is 00:48:15 I'm just asking, a lot of people won't know. It's cars. Okay. I'm going to get angry. Are they like normal cars or like F1 cars? Turn their mic off, Clint. Okay. No, that's a fair question.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Is it a normal car or is it a race car? You can still hear her bleeding through your mic. You're racing cars. Dan's wife watched a little bit because she secretly filmed him and then sent me the videos that I woke up to at 4 a.m. this morning. No, they're normal. Do you see how it started? No.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Why a film? No. And she said to me videos of Dan, he must get excited. And he pulls his pants up into his, like, crutch. Like, up, he gives himself a wedgy. It's like a comforting thing. I don't know, but he, all the videos she's filming from behind. He's got a mad wedgie, and this is Dan getting so excited at the end, listen.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Oh my fucking God, this is mental. He cannot write this as a f***. What an unbelievable finish to arrest. I think what happened was one of the cars stuck its tongue out, and it was like a three-way... It was like a three-way... It was like a three-way time. Yeah, it was...
Starting point is 00:49:24 And they had to do another race. It was Mattie Payne. Maddie Payne, the Kiwi did that. Yeah, Maddie Payne won it. And there was like at least six cars led it over the time, most of them crashed. Why did they crash? Because it was rain. I was it wet on the track.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Yeah, and whenever it rains at Bathurst, everybody knows, fans, it makes the race interesting. But seven hours is a very long time to have your partner out of action on a week. weekend when you've got the kid. But I've been saying to Hannah, like, she knows Bathurst weekend, especially Sunday, I'm out of action. She's parenting.
Starting point is 00:49:55 She's a solo mum that day. And I was like, I want some Cheerios, some sausage rolls about midday. She did the... Did she see that while you sat there? What a woman. Yeah. Wow. I don't have a son on that day.
Starting point is 00:50:09 While Dan was sitting on his lazy ass pretending he wasn't a husband or a dad, what were you doing? I had 12 people over for barbecue. you, so I did... No, no bathers. I did steak with chimituri sauce, slow-cooked lamb with pomegranate, pickled onions, etc, etc. sausages, three salads, baked potatoes. How do you have 12 friends? You just moved here?
Starting point is 00:50:30 I know, Kendi. Ah, fear. I've done to do my whole life and I'm going to be... Okay, well, I helped my brother... I was slaving away while this guy was just sitting on his ass watching a boring car show. I helped my brother move, like, trailer loads of stuff. I helped a move house
Starting point is 00:50:49 and I took my kids to their first ever mini polo game while Dan sat on his butt doing nothing I did stuff like I turned up the volume ate a couple of cherios
Starting point is 00:51:00 Okay I went under the edge What did you do While Dan was sitting on his couch For seven and a half hours Over the weekend I know what you try to do You're trying to make me look bad But I don't care
Starting point is 00:51:08 I just feel bad Yeah I don't feel bad Look and feel would be great What heroic effort were you making Were you cooking for a house of people Were you helping your brother move? Were you running a marathon? Yeah, yeah, let's make Dan feel real crap.
Starting point is 00:51:23 I've done marathons before. Nah, won't. While Dan was wasting seven and a half hours on the weekend watching Bathurst, we wonder what you were doing. Instead, it was maybe a little more productive to make Dan feel bad. Wow, I, look,
Starting point is 00:51:37 I think Sanjay, who joins us on the phone right now, was doing a little bit of multitasking, to be fair. Morning, Sanjay. Morning, Dan, how are you? Yeah, good. What were you up to, mate? I was listening to Bathurst, and I thought, it's not a bad weather day. Oh, water blast the house, the driveways, everything, fences, everything.
Starting point is 00:52:00 She still enjoyed Bathurst, but you were also productive at the same time. And enjoyed Bathurst. Come on. Yeah, it's pretty good. Did you feel like you missed any of it? No. No, not really. No.
Starting point is 00:52:11 And here's the thing about Bathurst is if you're not a true blue fan battle like me, you can sort of watch the start, disappear, do some water blasting, whatever, ever in the middle, and then come back for the end. So now's cleaning the whole house. Rebecca, morning, babe. Hi. What did you get up to? Was someone in your house watching Bathurst, first of all?
Starting point is 00:52:32 Well, my husband normally watches it every week, sorry, every year with myself. And this year, he went down to his best mate's place, and I got the whole house to myself, no children, just my dogs. and I enjoyed the whole lot. See, there's a positive. Quietness. Nice. The sun.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Did you get any jobs, jobs done? Did you get some cleaning done? Or did you just give in and just live your best life, lie in the cat, read a book? I did the cleaning and then I just enjoyed the house being nice and clean. Oh, and quiet. And then the dogs destroyed it anyway with the tissue. Yeah, see, so it's better just to do nothing, really, to be fair.
Starting point is 00:53:11 All right, and Hayden, what did you do? Well, Dan, we're sitting on his butt for seven hours. Oh, there's no rest for the wicked round here. I knocked up a couple frames, takes a few windows in, shot some four but two down, whacked an attic letter in
Starting point is 00:53:24 and placed a concrete floor all before lunch, mate. Oh, before lunch you still got to watch Bathurst because it started at 1pm. No, he needed to sleep. Love it. Just said I made banana bread, banana chock chip muffins, chocolate balls
Starting point is 00:53:38 and sushi while Dan was just watching people drive cars around in circles. That's making it sound like I am. I'm lazy. It was fine. I think getting your wife to bring you food is probably weird.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Oh, so yeah, that's right. Someone was productive in my house. Well, Joseph said, I've got you back for once, Dan. I was doing the same thing, but I had to get my own snacks and beer. Oh, yeah. Real battler.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Good on you. Clint, megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh. The Edge. 1K.E.Z. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. Yeah, get amongst the online game on Rover.
Starting point is 00:54:13 And next week, you can be playing. here right in the flesh for 10,000 bucks. Right now, though, 30 seconds. 10 answers starting with the lead ash gives you. If you're unsure you can pass as quickly as possible, and we'll come back and we've got time, but no repeated answers. Clint was there over the holidays, our week off.
Starting point is 00:54:29 In Topor, Emily joins us. Morning, Em, you've got a beautiful spot there in Topor. Good morning. Did you see Clint while he was down there in Topol? What was that, sorry? Did you see Clint while he was holidaying down in your part of the woods? No, but I saw the photos on Instagram. Oh, yeah, that Lake Topol resort with the hydrosite there is magic.
Starting point is 00:54:50 But when you had the throwback of when the kids were little and now, when you were recreating the photos, and I cried. God, you cried anything, hey. I do, but I was like, why am I crying? Because I was just seeing the kids all grown up. It was beautiful. Yeah, there was about eight years in between those two photos. Emily, I've been to a lot of burger fuels around this fine nation.
Starting point is 00:55:07 The best burger fuel I've ever had was in Topol. Oh, really? Really? Hot, crispy, shout-ups. All right, my sweet darling. Today your letter is H for Hot Pools. Okay. Okay, ready to go?
Starting point is 00:55:19 Good luck, him. Can I please have a musical instrument? A holiday destination. Hawaii. An animal. Horse. Something sweet. Harry bow lollies.
Starting point is 00:55:37 A TV show. Parts. How hot food. Hot chips A sport Horse riding Something in the yard Um
Starting point is 00:55:53 Oh past You did so well You got six and past two Yeah a TV show could have been house How I met your mother Hannah Montana And something in the yard A hose
Starting point is 00:56:05 Hammack You needed to be slightly faster in one year's past I reckon Yeah Yeah So you did good babe And you got great energy and I think you're going to have a great week regardless
Starting point is 00:56:15 because you're a cool check. Oh, thank you so much. Love you, Dahl. Thanks for listening. Thanks, Sam. Back again at 3 o'clock with your jarbos, but remember to listen out for your name. 10 and 12 if you've been playing the online game on Rover
Starting point is 00:56:26 because that is how you will get to play for 10 grand, easy money live next week right in front of our very eyes. How exciting. Yeah. All right, next, how would you react if your fiancé sounded like they were going to pull the pin on your honeymoon before you'd even got married? I would
Starting point is 00:56:44 Anything that messes with a bride before the wedding is a lot because you're in a fragile state you're balancing the budget you're stressed about 100 things Especially when it's money related as well Oh you want to know You want to know you're marrying someone
Starting point is 00:56:57 Who's a bit of a jokester But they don't know it's a joke Don't girls all say they want a guy that's funny Nah Nah don't end up The Clint Migg and Dan podcast Here comes the bribe It's not for everybody
Starting point is 00:57:10 Bribe Yeah Yeah We will bribe you to wind up your fiancé ahead of your wedding for a little cash gift to go towards. And my favourite one, my favourite part about the first one we're doing is that we did the bribe before anyone on end you were about the bribe. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:57:28 Like now it was a thing. But we did this before anyone you were about it and this poor guy. Yeah, and I think this can be very telling about the future relationship they're getting into, especially at the end how they take the joke. Yes. Because you don't want them to still be angry after the game. It's a real insight to their relationship, and you're almost are judging the whole way through,
Starting point is 00:57:47 going, they're not going to make it. Oh, they'll be all right, they'll make it. But there is money on the line. I think most brides, even if they get, you know, prank, if they then get money at the end of it towards the wedding, everyone's going to be quite forgiving. Each time we do one of these, I'm going to share my thoughts on and if I think they will make it.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Okay, great. All right, well, Harley's up first. I give another crack. Morning, Harley. How are you? Good, mate. You and Abigail are going to be getting married and just under two months now, I don't mean, just ski it and does.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Congratulations. Yes, yes. Yeah, it's been creeping up. Okay. Where are the stress levels at now for Abigail? Because I know that, oh, I'm going to assume she's done most of the planning on this one? Yeah, now she's done most of the planning. I've helped here and there, but, yeah, she's done the heavy lifting.
Starting point is 00:58:33 Where is she on the Bridesala scale? Ten being Bridezella, zero being Dream Bride. Zero, probably. Actually, maybe a one. We'll give it a one. Oh, she's been very good. Very good to deal with. Well, our goal today is to get her up closer to maybe a four or five.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Yeah, yeah. I'd be happy with a nine. We have a cash wedding gift, and the higher you can get her up to Bridezilla scale, the better that cash gift will be for you and Abigail. But it does mean that you are going to have to rock her up a little bit and have a little bit of fun. But at the end of the day, no harm to foul.
Starting point is 00:59:03 It's all the joke. And you leave a little richer. Sweet, sounds good. Added money if she swears. I mean, if we get in there, oh, goodness me. So she has registered. as a bride for this little fun thing we're doing. What she doesn't realize is that we are turning the tables.
Starting point is 00:59:19 We have done a deep dive on Facebook and found you. She doesn't know that we even have your number to kind of turn it around on her with a cheeky little bribe that we're calling here comes the bribes. So our question for you, my love, is have you organised your honeymoon yet? Yeah, so we've pretty much got everything sorted. You know, we've got our leave approved flights, booked most of our... accommodation, booked our internal flights. So we're going to Vietnam for a month.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Nice. Lovely. For a month? A big chunk of time. What happens to say if your work? Canceled your leave, for instance. Yeah, how much of this trip is refundable? Yeah, so we're flying with Jetstar, so I don't think they do refunds.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Okay, so Harley, here comes the bride. You need to tell your fiancé that your leave has been cancelled, and unfortunately you will not be leaving on the day that you guys have organised to go on your honeymoon. There's not... There's non-refundable flights. Yep.
Starting point is 01:00:21 And the more upset she gets, the more money we're going to give you at the end of the call. That is your challenge. Do you accept this bribe? I accept. Okay. She doesn't realize it's actually good for her.
Starting point is 01:00:32 Yeah, yeah. She'll hate you, Harley. But at the end, she'll love you. So just keep envisioning the final product, which is her loving. Thank you. Okay. Here comes the bribe.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Harley has been offered the bribe to tell his fiancé that unfortunately his annual leave has now been knocked back. Yeah, cancelled and unfortunately they are not going to be able to go on their honeymoon. Which is uncancellable. Yes. Some will say non-refundable. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I prefer uncancelable. Cancelable.
Starting point is 01:01:06 How livid would you be if you found out your partner was like, we can't do our honeymoon anymore. sorry, everything we've organised, everything we've paid for. Waste of time. I'd go by myself. I'm taking my other girls. I'd leave my husband. Right, Harley, well, best of luck, mate. That is the bribe.
Starting point is 01:01:22 You've accepted it. So let's see how your fiancé, Abigail, responds to that news. Okay, I'm putting the call through now. Holly, good luck. All right, you're on your own now, buddy. Hi, I was happy again off speaking. Hey, babe-bye. So I've got some shitty news today.
Starting point is 01:01:44 You know how I asked for more work at work? So I've been put on this big project and they said we have to cancel my leave for the honeymoon. What? Well, so I've been put on this big project and, yeah, because of it, just because of when we're meant to be going on this honeymoon, it just doesn't quite work out with the project.
Starting point is 01:02:09 there's some big deliverables then, and so they've cancelled the leave and they've asked me to resubmit her. So we're not going to have to go when they're planned. Okay, can we talk about this later? Well, no, no, we need to get it sorted out now, actually. Okay, well, okay, we'll do what you want. What is that, man, do what I want? Yeah, but what do you want me to say? If you had to resubmit, you have to re-submit,
Starting point is 01:02:45 so you might not get approved leave, or do you have to change the dates? I think we're going to have to change the dates, but, like, we're not going to be able to change our flights or anything because those are an unrefundable. Yeah, well, I'm a bit confused what I can do to help. What are we going to do? We've already paid for all that.
Starting point is 01:03:09 You leave's been approved No, I got cancelled Are you joking? No Okay, well Are they allowed to do that Cancel leave that's been approved Well apparently
Starting point is 01:03:23 I think they just said it's too long actually as well Because it's over the What I've got available anyway So Yeah, we're going to have to cancel it So yeah, you're just going to have to Change, we're just going to have to change We're just going to have to change the flats
Starting point is 01:03:37 Or whatever I think Um, okay, well, wait, I can't talk right now. It's still scamming, man. Like, we're calling you a unknown number and telling him you can't go on leave. Abigail, he has to work, baby. He has to work because your wedding is so expensive. He offered to do the job work, actually. It's his boss here.
Starting point is 01:03:59 He's got three bosses. He's a slack ass. It is the easy. Oh, my God, no. The only way that she had any relief, I think, hearing us. Abigail, you remember registering for a wedding promo with The Edge? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, Harley flipped the script on you and stitched you up
Starting point is 01:04:20 for a bit of a cash wedding present. His leave is fine. You'll still be going to Vietnam on your honeymoon and we'll throw an extra 500 bucks cash in the mix for spending money. And the bad news is we're coming with you. We're not coming down. I'm so embarrassed. You were so good about that.
Starting point is 01:04:37 I would have been like, I'm going to murder you. You had one bloody tongue. You were so calm. I was like, I just need an hour to collect my thoughts. Yeah. Did you know 500 bucks is 7.5 million dong as well? You could buy Vietnam for that.
Starting point is 01:04:51 You guys are going to have so much dong on your honeymoon. Oh, yay. Oh, I've got my heart. All right, guys. Have the best wedding. Thank you. See you guys. Bye.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Bye. Thank you. See you, mate. Abigail's a legend. I reckon they're going to last. That's my verdict. Yeah. She's cool.
Starting point is 01:05:08 That's nice. A lot of love for her. All right, if you want to get amongst it, you wouldn't mind winding up my bride-to-be for some cash. Flick as a text, let us know. She took a joke well. Yeah. Next on the show, Taylor Swift Court.
Starting point is 01:05:21 A lot of people saying that Taylor Swift has stolen her album from all sorts of other artists around the world. Who cares? You're not allowed to do that. No, that's like illegal. Remember, yes, it is illegal. Remember Ed Sherin went to court over Marvin Gayson? And won all of them.
Starting point is 01:05:38 these things. Yeah, but it's illegal. That's why you go to court. I would not want to take Taylor's fifth to court. Put it that way. She's got... She will throw a lot of money. The best lawyers.
Starting point is 01:05:48 She's got a Mal Clooney. You can decide if she's guilty or not of stealing the song of a very well-known boy group, next on the edge. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. All right. Everyone, take a seat.
Starting point is 01:06:05 It's time for Taylor Court. She dropped a new album just over a week ago And people were taking shots Going sounds like Taylor Swift's being sampling And slash stealing music from other people Now are we sure we want to do this Because we know Taylor Swift is very rich And she could come for us for calling her out
Starting point is 01:06:25 You know Yeah but I mean we might not call her out I think as a jury we can listen and go Nah fair She hasn't stolen that song They sound similar but a lot of songs are going to sound similar Because there's only so many chords In fact, Pritchison NEP is in a band.
Starting point is 01:06:38 How many potential combinations of sound can you actually make? So in pop music, you typically use a four-cord progression. With all the chords ever in music, there's only 165 possible combinations of chords. Totally. With the amount of albums Taylor Swift's had, she's probably got that many songs, I'd imagine. Yeah, she probably repeats the same chord progression and older songs,
Starting point is 01:07:00 but it just happens in music. And Ed Shear improved to us when he was taken to call for thinking out loud in one, the way he won the court case was by pretty much doing a montage of all the different songs, famous songs in the world that used that court progression and therefore, you know.
Starting point is 01:07:17 So I wonder why he was the only one who was like called out for it because you think you'd just leave it. Maybe his song became so famous, made so much money, they wanted a piece of the pie. I think when you were famous like Taylor Swift and Ed Shearer
Starting point is 01:07:27 and you'd thrust higher into the spotlight and people can pick you apart easier. Okay, well here is this song. It is the title track off of a new album. Life of the show, girl. Thank you for the lovely bouquet. Great song. It's sweeter than a pitch by you don't know the life of the show girl.
Starting point is 01:07:45 Does it sound similar to something else if you think? Yeah, it does. It's probably because you've also heard the Jonas Brothers song. Cool. Oh, all the Taylor Swift fans of the jury are like, ugh, it doesn't not look good. But also, like, knowing Taylor Swift, the fact that she dated a Jonas Brother, it very well may be a reference, in which case it's cool. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:08:10 Well, I'd say not cool. It's a steal music. I think it's absolutely fine. She's not stealing streams from the Jonas Brothers, if anything, more people are going to be listening to that song. But if she has made a song so similar, wouldn't she have to sample it and therefore the Jonas Brothers get royalties? That's fine.
Starting point is 01:08:27 Because she's not really, like, think enough. She's the smartest woman in pop music. She'd be surrounded by lawyers. And there are stipulations around copyright as far as how many. similarities you can have. Like you can have, like, this much of the melody can be used without it having to... And she would be abiding by those rules.
Starting point is 01:08:43 Of course she would. Okay, this is the Taylor Swift Life of the Showgirl, like the start of it. Would you like to hear what... Somebody is on the internet. He's got lots of time. He's gone and literally taken just Taylor Swift's vocal and put it over the Jonas Brothers instrumental of call.
Starting point is 01:09:00 Sounds like he's got too much time on his name. Okay, well, I think the court should hear it. Take a listen. Her name was Kitty. Hasn't adjusted the BPM? No, this is, clues nothing. So many melodies work over a chord progression. They're in the same key.
Starting point is 01:09:16 Maybe it will back me up on this. I mean, this sounds like Dallas Swift's song, but it's actually Jonas Brothers song with her vocal. Are we ready for the chorus? Yep. She said to me. Okay, it looks bad. It doesn't.
Starting point is 01:09:33 It looks very bad. If I was the lawyer, I'd be like, look, guys, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, yes, it looks bad. It's just because they're in the same key. That's all it is. And as our man, Nipia said, there's only 100, what, 607? 165, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Yeah, thank you. So just get off her ass. Okay, leave Taylor alone. So we're saying not guilty, or is saying guilty, but let's just leave her alone. Guilty, but who cares. Okay. Like, as I said, she's not,
Starting point is 01:10:02 first of her, she's not stealing from some unknown artists. She's like maybe referencing the Jonas Brothers. Okay. Good for everybody. If anyone from Taylor's team, anybody that's ever met, Taylor is listening. I'm completely removing myself from this. I think there's nothing similar at all. Okay, Bridges Carl.
Starting point is 01:10:17 I reckon she just knows she can get away with it, and she'll just bully whoever she thinks to get away with. She's a bully. You don't want to fight anyone who's a billionaire. Hey, you just don't. Unless you know you're going to win it, you can get some of the millions. Amen, sister. Okay, so guilty, not guilty.
Starting point is 01:10:34 I'm going to say not guilty. Okay, yes. Also, not guilty. Oh, okay. But just hear it here. Clips said guilty. And Kyle called her a bully, so I said. Holy shit!
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