The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW He saw me naked!!
Episode Date: October 12, 2025This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Megan, Dan, and Ash London as they dive into a hilarious podcast full of exciting segments and special moments. The gang kicks off e...arly with some laughter and character introductions, sharing personal anecdotes and giving listeners a fun wake-up call. Dan recounts an embarrassing nude incident from his past, while the team navigates the EZ Money challenge where listeners compete for $1,000. Dan shares a touching interview with the talented Teddy Swims, offering insights into his tour and personal life. Things heat up when Harley pranks his fiancée, testing the waters of relationship dynamics in 'Here Comes the Bribe.' Finally, the hosts weigh in on whether Taylor Swift's new song has borrowed from the Jonas Brothers. Tune in for engaging conversations, heartfelt moments, and lots of laughs! 00:00 Introduction and Banter15:50 Victoria Beckham Documentary21:35 Naughty at 6:4028:35 Teddy Swims Interview40:43 Celebrity Deaths and Emotional Impact47:29 Bathurst 1000 and Weekend Activities56:58 Wedding Prank: Here Comes the Bribe01:05:57 Taylor Swift Court: Music Plagiarism Debate
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This is a podcast from Rover.
If this podcast was a person, it would be banned from family gatherings.
Oh, pissed off, Uncle John.
This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
One's permanently tan.
One's permanently cancelled.
And one's wondering why she left Australia for this.
This is the Edge Breakfast.
Good morning. We're back, baby. 6 a.m. Monday.
Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome.
Geez. I feel like it's been 10 years.
It does, doesn't it? It was just a week.
But, man, I was.
Last show we did was in Christchurch.
Christchurch seems like an age ago.
It really does.
And can I say to all my mates in Ottajee?
One of my favourite words now.
What a beautiful city.
Yeah, it is.
So good, isn't it?
I'm obsessed.
I just walked around for three days going,
oh!
Like that, like an idiot.
Take a photos.
Oh, you were down in the South Island for a while, weren't you?
The whole week went to Twysel?
I think Twisle is a little jewel in the south.
Dunning.
Do you know who I ran into in Twysel?
Who?
Jack Honeybone's mum.
Oh, yeah, our like middle management guy.
She walks up to me, she goes, excuse me, you ish.
And I'm like, yep.
You esh.
She's like, I'm Jack's mom.
And I'm like, Honeybone.
She's like, yes.
You should come over with some fishing chef.
Jack's the guy that if you are an artist or someone in your family or friends group has a song,
you want to make friends with Jack because he's the guy will get it on the
Yes.
And stunning skin, like he's, like a son.
I said, that's where he gets his perfect collection from.
I hold the girls talking about Jack Honeybone the other day saying he's got milky skin.
Milkies.
I caught them all looking at something.
I was like, what are we all looking at?
And I'm like, Jack Honeybone is so beautiful.
And then I was like, oh, is he single?
And they were like, no, he's got a girlfriend.
And then within like three seconds, a photo of his girlfriend had been procured.
I was like, did you have that saved on your camera roll?
Yeah, we'll get a bounce back going, text Jack to 3, 3, 4, 3, 3, 4, 3, if he was.
on a photo of his milky skin, we'll get that up for you.
Or his missus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'll be a carousel of them.
Tadis State Tans at signs.
All right, Teddy Swim's going to be on the show at 7 o'clock this morning,
which is exciting and easy money is back.
I went to this dude and he gave me this pill.
As well.
He said it I will feel better after this.
What's this?
Something's changed after that pill.
I love you.
I just want to Clint's pill songs.
I don't know.
It's part of like the music bed that was playing underneath.
Oh, I love.
I like it.
Turn it up.
This is loud as she goes.
I'm waiting.
The drop's coming.
This isn't actually a song.
It's just to talk over.
Here we go.
You don't want to dance.
We want to see the other job.
We want to see the other job.
Here we go.
We've got ages yet.
Where's the last thing you guys have been to a club?
Come on.
Here we go.
I can do it and make a coffee and come back.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, shit.
I don't think that was an aspirin.
That was my eight seconds off.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
It's Olivia Dean on the edge with Dan.
Clint and Ash have left the studio
going to make a coffee,
and you've got me this morning
where I just talk political views.
Oh, 800 The Edge, if you want to talk about Donald Trump,
Christopher Luxon.
We were discussing this as we raced back with our coffees,
and I was saying,
Dan's dream is the moments when you're making back.
Go away. I was about to live my dream.
He thinks that he's going to have, press a couple buttons, talk on his own.
I know how much time I've got, and a lot of the time when I run off,
I then start counting my hair like one, two, three, and I know how long you're going to be.
And then Ash was like, do you want some mushrooms in your coffee?
True story.
And I'm like, I have not allowed for this extra step in my coffee.
She says, great for your brain.
So she put it in there.
I don't know what it is, but I've got to drink it at some point.
It's lions mane, cordyceps and chate.
They kill lions just to ground them mains down.
Do those mushrooms have anything to add to your time management?
Because I would say that you missed the start of that break.
We haven't had it yet, that's why.
And I don't know if you've seen that, what's the Pedro Pascar show about zombies?
Last of Us.
Yes, it's a quarterseps that starts the thing.
Oh, it is too.
When Adrian saw that, he was like, you got have cordyceps in the house.
I was like, it's not going to make you a zombie.
No, when we watched that show, my wife's a doctor, and she was like,
that could actually happen. I'm like, Hannah,
you're a smart individual.
There's no way in our lifetime, in fact
anyone's lifetime, that we're all going to turn into zombies.
It's not going to happen.
Well, if we're all, it gets hooked on fentanyl, it might.
Well, we're not, though, are we? You never know.
And wait, I'm still getting hung up on the lion's mane.
I think it's because the mushroom looks like a lion's mane.
Yeah, it's not actually from a lion.
Like, it might be a mushroom that.
Oh, right, okay.
Now, Clint, I know that you're in the middle of your contrary.
negotiations. I think turning up to the start of breaks is going to help you
resign for another turn. Well I told you. Blame Ash, I hit it allowed for the mushrooms
in my coffee step. And then I was said to her, we've got to go, Ash, because otherwise
Dan's going to be there on his own. And she said that's his dream. So I was like, well,
who am I to take away his dream? It was my dream. We got Teddy Swims on the show later
this morning. Went along to the concert on the last week. And I got two
friendship bracelets from people. You serious?
Yeah. I thought you meant. I was all you going to say from
Did he?
Yeah, no, you know, like, I think it was an eras to a thing
where Taylor Swift, and, like, you'd take friendship bracelets along.
And I haven't got them on now, annoying, and I took them off
because my wife thought I was cheating on her.
But two different friendship bracelets from girls.
Oh.
Wait, wait.
Were other guys getting friendship bracelets?
I didn't see any...
Yeah, even with Harrison, he didn't get any friendship bracelets.
I didn't see any other people getting them.
But there was one...
You were there when one of the girls came up to me.
And then there was a...
Wait, was she...
giving braces to other gentlemen or just
I don't remember this happening. I think he's gone
and bought himself two friendship bracelets.
He feels like he has no friendship bracelets.
He's shown to lie and said he got them with the
tennis room's concept. I was there. I don't remember anyone
approaching him with a friendship bracelet. One of them
said flame on it. And Hannah was like
why did someone give you a friendship bracelet that says
flame on it? Like you're my flame. And it's just
the name of one of his songs.
Oh, okay. Sounds like she's jealous.
I think she is. I was hung over the morning
the next morning.
You had, Ash pushed the boat out.
What?
She was, she was on the rosaceous.
Harris, hey, that's not fair.
I wasn't fair.
Harrison had 12 chardonnays.
How old is he?
85?
I know.
The choice of a chardonnay, interesting.
But then he kept smashing them and then he'd bring, and then he'd give me some too.
Is he on a drinking budget where they like the cheap?
You know those guys that were like, what's the cheapest thing I can do?
Nothing's cheap at Spark Arena, bro.
Yeah, that's true.
He just, no, he likes what he likes.
Ash got me two-sided.
That sent me over the edge.
I was asking yours for friendship relations.
They were like, well, I mean, I don't have anybody.
You can have this, I suppose.
Yeah.
That's not really.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
Easy Money is back along with us at 7 o'clock this morning, if you want to have a crack at it.
And also for your chance to play $10,000 for the first ever easy money live event.
Just get amongst the online game.
Which is coming up soon, right?
That's just around the corner of the live event.
We're putting a pit together.
October 22nd.
Yeah, not far away.
Yeah, I'll be here, I'll be here.
Yeah, you'll still be here.
I'm going to Ricky Martin.
I'm taking a day off, by the way.
Meg will feel in for me.
I'd text him by like, hey, babe, I've got some dates that I can't do the show.
Can you fill in for me while I fill in for you while you?
She's like, yeah, we'll be taking one day after go to see Ricky Martin in Melbourne.
Oh, my God, I can't believe this.
One day? Oh, is it like a Friday?
The only flight I could get out was 6 a.m. on a Friday.
If you've never met Ash before and didn't know, she's the, I would say,
New Zealand's biggest Ricky Martin fan.
Yeah.
And I'll cry the concert.
And I know that...
And I'm expecting that Sony, the label...
Shut up!
And a lot of women love Ricky Martin and men.
This is my old friend from primary school, who's now gay.
Who's got to be gay, yeah, yeah, my man.
You're my mate, yeah.
My fear is that the label are going to try and surprise me with a meet and greet,
but I won't be emotionally ready.
So I think I need to, like, preemptively reach out to Sony and be like,
please do not organise that.
Imagine they were like...
You're never going to.
All good.
Look at this email.
Ash just send us, guys.
Come grab around, read this.
Guys, I don't want to meet Ricky Miner, so stop training me because he cries with me.
Well, you'll cry, eh?
You'll fall crying.
I would stop.
I'd fall to Pete.
I wouldn't be able to speak.
Then I'd be like, is she double buffing us?
Like, don't get me why, and we're like, we weren't, but now, is she hoping we will?
I'd be so confused by that.
But you think of you've interviewed some of the biggest celebrities in the world.
But they don't mean anything to me.
Really?
No.
Just Ricky Martin.
Living Lovida Loca.
It's the time in my, and I'll probably cry talking about it.
It's a time in my life that I was like, I just, he was my everything,
and he just made my life so good, and I loved him so deeply.
And hormones as well were just starting, and it was a sexual awakening,
but it was also just like, he was everything.
And back then you couldn't follow someone on social media that was so far away.
Yeah.
I had no way to be near him, you know?
I wish I could understand.
I still don't.
No.
But there's no one that you, like, think about from your childhood,
and you're like, oh, I loved them so much.
Celine Dionne for me, but that's still to, like, I'd cry if I'd meet her.
Would you want to meet her?
God, yes, I'd meet her.
I wouldn't cry, but I'd be very.
Megan Fox, I'd be, I'd be, I hope I wouldn't be a blubbering mess because that's not hot.
Yeah.
But, like, literally, like, yesterday, we were listening to Machine Gun Kelly, who she has a daughter with.
I'm not sure if they're still together.
I think they weren't.
They're a kid together?
Daughter, yeah.
Did they?
Yeah.
Like a little daughter?
Hmm.
Well, like, in the last, what, year?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I think his album sings a lot about the fact that he's sober now
So I think like he was probably just maybe going a little too hard
Yeah
Anyway I said to my daughter, oh he's coming in April
Do you want to go with me to the concert
Why are you wrong with you?
Why would you take your daughter to your favourite artist concert?
You can't drink, you can't get missed up
And it's Machine Gun Kelly as well, like kind of not really kid-friendly
Well, I don't know
Like I feel like he's like Bling 1A2 meets Backstreet Boys
And I'm and I was like do you want to go
And she was like, yeah
Is he the one who's with Megan Frilyle?
And I said, oh, I don't think he's with her anymore.
And she goes, hey, he's still a chance, Dad.
What a legend!
I think you can come to Michigan.
He'll be like, high fived and I was like, oh my God, she's too cool.
That's all hilarious.
It's kind of weird that you like him because he has lived your dream.
So I think you'd be jealous of.
Maybe that's part of it, though.
I just want to be, I'm happy for him.
It's kind of khaki energy in a way, isn't it?
It's a little bit weird.
First call of the day.
I mean, I don't know how we go there.
We start off talking about how you can be part.
of Easy Money Live next week.
Yeah, I'll tell you that I said I'm going to be there
because it was a week that I wouldn't be there
because of Ricky Money, then we're talking about to Ricky Money
and then saying it went to do on and then me and Fox and Meek and Kelly.
Oh, you threw us off the tracks.
That's right.
Which we don't mind too much on the show.
Yeah.
But do listen out for your name at 10.
Right after we wrap up the show and then also midday with Kellynne Yes,
because if you hear your name, you'll get yourself here
to play Easy Money Live next week for $10,000.
And just remember, this is Clint's ticket back onto television
and hosting game shows, so it needs to go well.
Are we televising it?
Yeah, wow.
He's getting his teeth bleached that way.
Yeah, he's getting another tan.
He's going darker than he's ever gone.
Yeah.
There's a trick for young players as well.
Teeth winding can be quite sensitive,
so if you darken your face, it makes your teeth look wider as well.
And from what I've heard, his teeth are not the only thing he's getting bleached.
Oh, come on.
Now he's just making stuff out.
Good, it's just teary, man.
Now he's breaking it.
It's just a bit of anal bleaching between friends.
It's fine.
First call of the day.
Don't say between friends.
He's the only one that's got the booking.
He's actually lying.
Clint McGowan.
Lesh goal.
First call of the day.
First call on the day.
Michael Baker joins us for First Call of the Day this morning.
We know Michael Baker.
We were saying.
Oh, same name.
Welcome back.
What the hell, bro.
Are you in any way responsible for this disgusting lighting that we are dealing with?
The new treat of the new lighting system we rigged up.
Yeah, that's us.
Okay.
Yeah, because we went away for a week,
and then we've come back and there's these two,
what I can only describe as big rigs, really,
two big rigs above us.
Wait, wait, wait.
A lot of the guys that do our social media stuff
and all the lighting, they work underneath Michael,
so he's the boss.
So they could have been doing stuff that he's completely unaware of.
But then the buck does end with him because he is the boss.
So is this comfort?
From the top?
They come from the very top, Clint.
I actually help put them in with...
Oh, okay, so...
Man of the people.
Well, they get further off there be.
He's on the tools.
He's getting his hands dirty.
Oh, okay.
Well, I was trying to give you a little escape here, Mike.
Now, Baker's got a beautiful tan.
So I'm assuming that maybe you sat in in my chair
and you thought, oh, I look great.
Not thinking that I'm a white woman,
and I look like Mortisha Adams.
It's unacceptable, darling.
It's so bad.
We tested with all types of differing, varying skin tones there.
Okay, equal opportunity, employer.
They should make you look beautiful.
Yeah, maybe.
It looks like we're in a cave and we're all surrounded with our phone lights shining on our faces.
Now, Michael, in your professional opinion, I don't know if you're listening about five minutes ago,
but Ash said that she's, quote, not a diva.
Now, would that make you think otherwise this is the last?
to two minutes of conversation.
Oh, I've heard everything now, I think I reckon.
Babe, what were you going for?
What was the goal in changing the lighting?
Sell me to vision, Baker.
How either that you?
You may not, well, I can't see it at the moment.
Obviously, I'm on the radio here, but it should make you guys look,
it should make you guys all look much better.
Put more light just on you guys and less around the rest of the room.
Okay, well, I'm going to see this.
You'll notice it when you see the video.
This is coming from the top down, me, because you're below me, I think.
It needs to be changed.
It needs to be changed.
And I'm speaking on behalf of Ash, who's not happy.
And I'm speaking on behalf of Meg, who is probably asleep right now.
But if she was in my chair right now, she would agree.
But I would say this.
I would say, let's see what the first video that we roll out on Instagram looks like
before we throw all of our judgment at Michael,
because we might be eating our words later and going,
actually.
Don't listen to Clint, though, because he's under me and above you.
I see he's still above you, Mike, but he's under me.
You wish.
sort of a sandwich
and a little bit.
We can all have a look at them a little bit.
Hey, thank you for taking.
You guys look great.
Yeah, thank you for taking some initiative
whilst we've been away.
Appreciate it, Michael.
Hey, thanks, Flynn.
It's good to be on you.
Just Baker get a Z voucher for being
first call the day?
Well, yeah, I guess you do.
Yeah, we're going to sort of the voucher
to go spend the store at Z.
Thanks to our show sponsor.
Michael Baker for being our first call of the day.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah.
I think your department will also have
to buy me a new bronzer because
I'm going to run out by the yesterday. Really, Ash,
you need to stop selling debris because you really
are not. Honestly.
Thanks, Mike. Hold there, bro. No time for the
supermarket. Zed has grocery. Everyday
essentials.
We need to do that. I just can't believe
this is us now. I can't
get over it. Hey, well, I'm speaking for myself. I look
great. You two look shocking.
You don't look good. I'm not going to lie. It's about
time, Dan got his time to shine.
I'm texting Meg. I don't care if she's asleep.
I don't care if she's been a wag on my breastfeed. I'm
Next we talk, Victoria Beckham Docko.
Have you got amongst it? Are you obsessed with it yet?
Yep.
It's changed my whole view.
I've always liked her, but it's changed my whole view of the last 25 years.
All right.
We'll tell you whether it's worth checking out next or not.
She wouldn't like this lighting.
Oh, of course.
Speaking of Deavers.
Clint Megan Dan.
Clint Megan Dan with Ash London.
Scandal.
Scandal, all thanks to Zed. No time for the supermarket.
Zed has grocery every day.
I never got time for the supermarket.
I hate going there.
But guess what?
I do it 14 times a week.
She was ordering.
Ash, I went to Teddy Switzer there,
and she was ordering her groceries at the concert.
She, like, was on the...
What?
Because...
The only one in the whole arena,
doing a grocery shopping at a concert.
There's no way for me to explain it
without sounding like a very privileged human being.
Not really.
The nanny comes over in the mornings
at a very specific time and does the cooking for us,
and I hadn't organised groceries for her.
So I needed to have them.
before the cutoff for her to pick them up on the way to work.
Oh my God, that is maybe one of the most privileged sentences I've got here.
I admit, I know it.
The only thing that would make that worse if you said the butler or something else.
I wish.
That's my husband, is the butler.
Do you know what's worse, though, than hearing people speak privilege?
People pretending they're not privileged and trying to be relatable when they are.
So I much prefer that.
I say, I know how ridiculous it is.
Yeah, good, and it's good, rather than pretending that.
Yeah, I'm very, very, very lucky.
So the Victoria Beckham documentary on Netflix, three-part series.
Who's seen it in the room?
Everybody's talk.
I haven't seen it, but I want to watch it.
I'm about halfway through the first episode.
And my wife, who obviously loves fashion and has worked in it a long, long time.
Now she's, like, glued to it, and I'm not allowed to watch it without her.
Yes.
So the premise of it is it's about Victoria Beckham kind of reinventing herself from pop star to fashion designer.
So it's not like the David Beckham thing, which is like from a child to now.
it's very much about this transition
and speaking to the way that she was perceived by the world
I've always really liked Posh
but this documentary has given me
a whole new understanding and respect for her
so I don't know if you remember when the Spice Girls were big
and all the press she never smiled right
she's always like and everyone's like she's grumpy
she's a bitch she's always in a bad mood
and what you learn in this documentary
is that she's painfully shy
terrified of paparazzi
has no self-confidence
and even now as posh
as Victoria Beckham
one of the really most loved
pop stars fashion designers on the planet
she still says
I wish now in my
I don't know how old she meant her 50s
I had the confidence to smile
when the camera was on me
but I physically can't do it
like it was ugh
and there's a one bit of audio
that I want to play for you
that at the time I think people would have been like
oh this is a very normal thing to have
But this was within a couple of months of her giving birth.
She was, so Chris Evans is a very famous broadcaster.
I get a TV show back then.
She was weighed live on television.
Is you waiting back to normal?
Yeah, it is.
Can I check?
Do you mind?
Oh, no, you did this to Jerry, didn't you?
No, but Jerry was that really small.
Yeah, but it's all right.
This is horrible.
She only got to number two, it's all right.
Yeah, number two's great.
Is it all right?
You can afford number two, can't you?
Hey, stouts not bad at all, is it?
What did you get on this?
I'm they're clapping because she's back to her weight after having a kid.
Isn't that absolutely discussed?
My wife wouldn't even let me weigh her at night time.
No way as if.
And when I say, when I say weigh her.
Is that time for you weigh in?
Come on, you've just got home?
No.
We know.
We know.
My wife and I were doing like this like gym thing together.
Yeah.
And so I was like, we were going to weigh every week.
And so I said,
at the end of the week, let's weigh.
And she was like, no, I'm not weighing at night.
And I was like, well, it's been a week.
And she's like, yeah, but we're way in the morning together.
And she thought I was psycho for weighing myself at nighttime.
So look, I highly recommend a documentary.
It gives you a really great insight into how the media pretty much changed the way she sees herself.
Do you think, as well, because she was so famous at a time where there wasn't social media,
She didn't have a voice where she could go,
hey, by the way, what you're reading here is clickbait
and this is complete BS.
So imagine you're just like suffering in silence
with really no platform or voice to correct all the misinformation.
It's horrible.
And the one takeaway is that she's cool.
She's a cool person.
You watch something like she's funny, she's interesting,
she's very self-aware and loves her kids, loves her.
She's a cool mom.
She's a cool mom.
Yeah.
But very thin and she opens up about her eating disorders.
And when you watch the documentary, like, of course she developed an eating disorder.
Yeah.
She was absolutely scrutinized.
I can't even imagine living one day of my life the way she did.
And I remember watching the Beckham's documentary, which is the one that came out a couple of years ago now about her and David Beckham.
And their relationship is great.
Like they seem like a really cool couple.
They've obviously had their challenges over the years, but they laugh it off.
Totally.
That's crazy the way to publicly go through what they went through a bit of rock solid as they are.
it on it, didn't he?
Yeah, yeah.
They kind of alluded to it in the documentary.
They didn't really like deep dive it.
But yes.
But I love them.
It's a great watch.
I recommend it.
It's three parts.
It doesn't take up too much of your life.
Okay.
Cool.
Coming home next, naughty 640,
Dan bumped into someone
who accidentally saw him naked
back in the day over the weekends.
And we're all going to weigh ourselves.
Which one of us is lighter?
People are saying, Ash.
I disagree.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Time to get naughty at 640.
Oh, that's a new intro.
It's time to get naughty.
At 6.40.
Who voiced that?
Who's the minks?
I don't know.
Producer Nipio must have whipped that up
while we're away on holiday.
I've got no idea what that drum sound is though.
What drum sound?
Yeah, I know what he's talking about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry, Ash, I don't think you've ever heard it either.
It's something gone over the top of my head.
Because I'm so pure.
It's a certain website that you hear it sometimes, from what I've heard.
Have you guys got a person that you go into a supermarket?
You're in a mall and you see a person in particular,
and you're like, I can't go near that person
because they've seen me nude.
No one comes to mine.
I've actually been nude around enough people in my life
because of hashtag Jesus.
Okay, I'm not going to ask you any questions there.
There's a guy for me, and he's the father of one of my school friends.
And I've told the story before, but I, for whatever reason,
was over at my friend's house.
He lives in a rural area, and he has like this big bush
down the back of his house.
Not an euphemism
Not at all
And one time he dared me
To climb up the tree
You know when you're a kid
And you do like truth or dare
Yeah
And I got a dead
Not normally just you and your guy mate
No there was
I think it was his
Like I played like in a circle
With like eight and ten others
His sister was there as well
I was like 12
Okay
And his sister was like 10 or something
So we're playing truth or dare
And he dared me to climb up a tree nude
I'm like nah bro
And so I did
How are we?
12.
And when you're 12, do you have, like, how developed are you at 12?
I don't know.
I can't remember.
Knowing Danny being pretty big.
Okay, no, no.
I don't think so.
Anyway, so I climbed up the tree.
Happy days.
Loved it.
Got up there.
And I went so high that I couldn't get back down.
So, like, I tried climbing down.
I couldn't do it.
So my friend, long story short, had to call his father,
who came down from the house and guided me down out of the tree.
He was standing under you.
He was standing under.
he could literally, like, see...
If I was the dad, I'd need to get, like, witnesses.
I'd need, like, more people going,
can you come as well?
Because this will get told, and it'll...
Someone will spiral.
Someone will film it, so that I'm free of any accusations.
Yeah, I'm going to get the next-door neighbor
and his family down just so they could all watch.
Because otherwise, I'd be like, hey, what was old Jeff doing
down with naked Dan down in the bush the other day?
I was walking past, and I saw through the head.
And so he had to semi-climb the tree, like, guide my foot.
down to the branches so he was like right
I had to look right up as I was nude
Were you old enough to be mortified?
I was absolutely one of the worst moments of my life
So embarrassing
And since that day
Wait where did he?
He must have like used his hand as like
Footholds so you'd stand
On his hands I imagine
I think so I mean it was one of those situations
Where things just had to happen
There was no questions asked
I had to get out of that tree
You know so he I think he
Yeah he got me down in whichever way he could
And good honour.
He would do it again.
He was a lovely man.
Why didn't someone just blow up a pair of shorts
and let you put your shorts on while you were up the tree
and then get you down?
I don't know.
Wouldn't that make more sense?
I was crying.
He was crying.
Oh my God.
He needed witnesses.
He needed witnesses.
Oh my God, he must avoid you like the blank do
and he's easier.
You're both just stealing at the ceiling.
And he's like, just come to him and just go out.
It's safe.
It's safe.
You can come out.
I was at Westfield over the world we're all.
and I saw him
and I had to like
literally push the trolley
because I had Georgian the trolley
to like push it to the other side
would he recognise you
like he's still friends
with my family and stuff
oh no
so anyway
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Is Nathamu from Invercargo morning
Good morning guys
How are you?
Doing good.
Doing good.
How's your Monday so far?
Pretty good so far.
Yep, just having breakfast, getting ready for work.
Okay, and if you win this $1,000, you want to go back to Cool and Gatta.
Yes, my wife went on I went there about three weeks ago and loved it.
Okay.
Oh, three weeks are already keen to go back.
Okay, must have been good.
Is it cool and Gator where the Gold Coast is?
I was actually keen to not come back because we came back to eight degrees and lit the fire.
Yeah, it's always warm and cooling gatter.
Yeah, she wasn't to be.
fan of the Gold Coast. I love the GC.
No, it's just one of those things where Australians
are like, huh, but
by Kiwis, love it. So it's just
it blows my mind.
Yeah. We froth it.
Yeah. I live your best life, guys. All right.
Nathamu, are you ready, Winifouso?
I hope so, yeah.
That's a spirit, darling. Your letter today is
P, P4. Well, if
my four year old was here, he would say
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This every word. Okay.
The 30 seconds. Can I please
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Purple
A type of nut
A potatio
A song title
Um
Pass
A breakfast food
Pass
An occupation
A pilot
A retail store
A language
Portuguese
An Ed Sheeran song
Pass
A two-legged animal.
Oh, that's time, Adamu.
Sorry, song title could have been.
Oh, there's heaps.
Perfect party in the USA, paparazzi.
He said pass.
I'm sure there'd be a song title called Pass.
Yeah, we'll give you.
Yeah, I just looked it up.
There's an artist called Elijah L on Spotify with a song called Pass.
So we would have paid that, yes, which means you would have got one, two, three, four, five, and then three passes.
You got through eight.
Well, as soon as I said, pass on the breakfast food, I thought of porridge, but yeah, I know, I know, I know.
You can always go back.
back to it eventually, but yeah, not quite there.
You'll just have to go back to work and earn money the hard way to get back to
Koolangana, unfortunate like the rest of us.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Never mind.
Yeah, all right, thank you guys.
Thank you.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
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He seems lovely, doesn't he?
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Coming up next, I went to the concert.
Teddy Swims on Thursday night.
Ash was there as well.
Before the concert, I interviewed the man himself, backstage at Spark Arena.
Were you nervous?
A little bit, yeah.
But I have met Teddy Swims a couple of times.
We're kind of friends.
Yeah, okay.
So he's pretty good to interview.
He's a lovely man.
And I'll also tell you what really embarrassing thing Dan did at the gig,
that I was like, ew!
What did I do?
Ew!
Before meeting Teddy?
After meeting Teddy in our seats.
Teddy wasn't privy to this, so it's like.
No, thank goodness.
Clint, Mick and Dan.
He toured New Zealand once again, one of our absolute faves.
Isn't Sydney actually doing three gigs starting tomorrow, back to back to back?
Oh, wow.
He put on a bloody good show.
Now, my mate Dan had interviewed Teddy beforehand, and as the gig started, he turns to me,
and he goes, oh, shivers, I've left my headphones backstage.
And I was like, oh, gosh, you better go get them with their expensive headphones.
So Dan disappears, comes back a couple minutes later.
By the grace of God, the headphones have been handed.
it in. And I thought that was great. That's the end of it. So I'm watching a gig and he's kind of, he's next to me, but because we're facing towards the stage, he's only in my peripheral vision. And I turn around and notice he's wearing the headphones around his neck.
Now, I would say that's fine. Just wearing, unplugged in, just big headphones around his neck while watching a gig. And I was like, take those off. You look like an idiot. How embarrassing.
I know. Yeah. Well, I just didn't want to leave them somewhere else again because I wasn't doing that before.
I left them on a chair.
But Clint, that's embarrassing to be to get with headphones around your neck, isn't it?
Where were they plugged in?
They were plugged in.
That was wireless ones, like Bluetooth's.
Oh, right, right, right.
Just around his neck.
Oh, I think he thinks it's cool.
What do you think?
Am I overreacting?
Be honest, if I'm being a bitch, just to say.
Oh, the signs means you're being a bit.
Did you have a bag?
No.
Oh, well, I'm like, where is he going to put him?
In my bag, anywhere else, but around his neck looking like a weird guy to gig with headphones on?
Because if you wear them on your ears, then you look like one of the ears,
then you look like one of them.
of those people that's worried about the noise
of the concert and you're trying to protect
your ears and that makes it look worse. I bought them
for the interview which will be explained later
in the week when we do something else with Teddy Swims.
Okay, well let's jump into it now
Dan was lucky enough to go backstage and catch
up with Teddy before his gig at Spark Arena.
Teddy Swims
Welcome back to New Zealand, my friend.
How are you?
Happy to be back, man, I'm really stoked to be here.
Bag and Spark, man, this is the best place ever.
I know. This is the second time you've played here as well.
Our first arena we ever played too.
You know, so it's good to be back and, you know, with updated production and all the fire and the big booms and stuff.
So I'm excited to really show out.
Yeah.
I've never done an interview backstage.
Oh, cool.
It's cool to be backstage at Spark Arena.
What's the, like, what's your pre-show routine?
What do you do?
Like, what's the day look like on a show day?
Well, you know, used to, last year we were pretty full people back there and partying a good bit.
But now I've got my son out here, so things are a little, like a lot more tame these days.
We kind of take it easy now, because my son is, you know, here with us.
What's just sick, though, this is his first time outside of the U.S. here at Auckland.
Like, that was his first stamp on his passport, was Auckland.
So that's pretty sick.
And what's it like touring with your son?
Because last time I saw you, Deneb a son.
Now you have a son.
Three months old, yeah.
I mean, it's the best.
I think as soon as I had him, the hardest thing I've done is, like, leaving him, you know,
for a week or two at a time and go on on the road.
And now what happened with me?
I mean, I can do this always, you know?
But this is now my second favorite job, though.
You know what I mean?
That is the coolest shit ever.
And he didn't even know what's going on.
He experienced all this amazing world already.
So he must have done something good in his last life
because I had nothing cool of my life started having until I was like 29.
Yeah, exactly.
He's got it made.
That's so cool.
Well, our kids are a similar age.
My son's 18 months old.
And if I was touring a world, my wife wouldn't have it.
She wouldn't allow it.
So you must have a cool.
cool partner. Yeah, she does this
as well, you know, so, I mean, we actually
we actually, or she actually got
knocked up when we were, she was opening up for me
last year on our American run, so that's kind of
how it happened. We were on the road together, so it's
kind of built into the life. And obviously
there's so much to chat about, so much to catch
up on, the NRL.
Yeah, you, the coolest thing I've got
to do. Like, I must, I would say,
and I think I'd be speaking for a lot of people,
best act since Tina Turner.
Wow, man, well, I'm honored, I'm very,
Tina Turner is an absolute animal
It was a big play
Trying to do ACDC in Australia
But I think we pulled it off pretty well
And it was one of the coolest thing
Probably the coolest thing I've gotten to do thus far
In my career
Have you had like feedback
Because ACDC is obviously Australian royalty
And so your cover of their song
TNT was incredible
Like there's not many people that can pull that off
Like that voice that Bond Scott has
And Brian Johnson I mean is incredible
Yeah those are also my heroes
You know, I grew up on that.
I mean, you know, Ryan is an absolute legend in my home.
I love ACDC.
Last time we caught up, we broed down on musical theater
because that's kind of when you got into singing.
And you did a couple of shows, Rent as well.
Yeah, I could still do that show front to back,
every character in that show.
I'm living in America.
At the end of a millennium.
You know, my best pal Jesse, who still plays guitar for me,
he was Mark and I was Roger in that show
So we like did that together
That's so cool
So he plays guitar
Yeah I mean we've been
We've been best friends
Our entire life
So we still
We still go out at the karaoke bar
Sometimes and rip
Rip with that song
You know
Or like rent
You know
Or any of the songs
That they sing on
We still
We still do that
That one song
I hear there are great
restaurants out west
Some of the best
How could she
How could you let her go
He just don't know
You know all that stuff
So good
Yeah we love that show
an underrated musical and I think people
that have done it or like have seen
it before know it, you know? Like it's one of those
songs you can know front to bad. Did you know that
one movie, the Southport guys
did, uh, eight,
yeah, yeah, they brought that in there, it's a...
It's literally like the whole spoof of
Rentee. Yeah, yeah, Team America.
Yeah, Team America, that's it.
Selfish, Daniel, that is selfish.
He's got time with Tiddy Swims and he's
talking about something super niche and just
talking about theater. Not niche, I loved every second of it.
That was ticking all the boxes for me.
I wish I was there.
Yeah, that's what you do with interviews, Clint.
You get them on side, then you ask the big curly questions.
Oh, that's what we're next?
No, I didn't do any of that.
I just more rinsing along.
We moved on to Lameez.
Oh, great.
Teddy Swims was in the country last week.
Cross-Juaghan Auckland gigs.
He's moving to Aussie, and then he moves around Asia, doing Singapore and Japan and stuff.
Oh, I'd love to go to Singapore and eat some sate chicken at the market.
Go to Teddy Swims.
Okay, thank you for your edition, Ashley.
All good news, we're sending you over.
Okay.
But Dan got to catch up with Teddy and talk about just the last year he's had
because his first ever arena show was here in Auckland, what, a year ago?
Yeah, it was his first ever big show.
Oh, I love that.
That's one of the best parts about being here is that people often start their tours here.
New Zealand is very special to Teddy as well because we were the first country that kind of picked him up.
Nice.
Before when he was doing covers.
So he loves it here.
And he's got a three-month-old boy as well.
You probably need that for context because Danham brought down on, I guess, how his life has changed and what that means to him now.
Your career has, like, progressed exponentially.
How does success for you change?
What does that look like for you now?
What's your idea and measure of success now?
I think the measure of success truly in life is if you're in a place to where you can provide an opportunity for someone to a rise of the occasion and get success, you know, when you're able to, like, give.
not give people success, I guess, but, like, give people an opportunity and, like, share that success and have somebody rise to success.
Like, when you're able to put somebody on and help somebody and change, I think that's, I think that's truly the measure of success.
I think my biggest thing is we just bought a house in Nashville, you know, like, maybe six months ago, getting ready for the baby.
And, you know, Rachel was able to, like, have the baby in our bed and, like, in our house.
Looking at this place and we're on, like, all this acreage and just looking out there and staying, like, singing, got me this, you know?
It's doing like, just getting drunk and yelling with my best friends has gotten me here, you know,
and my son has nothing to worry about, and there's just like a beautiful life ahead of him.
And I think when he gets old enough too, when I'm doing more music, I think like when, if he's ever like dad, I like that song, I was like, that's the single.
I don't care what anybody else says, you know, he likes that song, that's it.
That's the ultimate, right?
Yeah, if I'm cool to him, that success, you know?
Like, Dad, you're sick.
Yeah, that would be, oh my God, I can't imagine.
What's harder?
Being vulnerable in music or being vulnerable, like, in person with someone?
I don't, you know, I think I've been very fortunate in my life to be blessed with,
with, you know, like parents that have always allowed me to have big feelings and express my big feelings
and set me up for success of my big feelings and not, like, ever feel so closed off.
And it's easier than you think it is to be vulnerable.
I think, I think as far as the one emotion that I find very tough for me is that I've still,
kind of learning and navigating with vulnerability is anger, you know, like sometimes being angry
with somebody and it's saying like, you hurt me.
Yeah.
That is kind of tough.
That is true.
But as far as being like, I'm hurt, you know, that seems like the easiest thing to do.
But saying to somebody, like having a confrontation, that sometimes is something I'm really
still trying to work on to be like not holding that in and putting, using it in an outlet,
like, you know, actually talking to the person, I think it's a lot harder than putting it
into a song and then like you know telling the world that I'm hurt but not like directing it at like
hey you hurt my feelings you spoke just quickly about your your parents and the values that they've
installed in you i've noticed a lot on your social media especially that you're very close with
your mom yeah absolutely i love that that you're like really close to her and you always
shout her out on your instagram and stuff when was the last like do you call her all the time
oh yeah you know when was the last what was the last thing you called her about well i just
actually sent her a picture of my son earlier and and she's i mean she's she's practically
living in my house now, you know, she's like, because we're natural, it's like four
hour drive for her, but she's going home now just to work, and I think half the time
not going anymore, you know, she's just like living at my house right now, and I love
it. I mean, she's just writing our guest house, and always popping in and doing something
around the house, working on something like, and just always calling. I think the biggest thing,
we're on opposite sides of the world, so most of the time when I talk to her, and also
always answer the phone when your mama calls you. You know what I'm saying? That's the biggest
feel because she'll just be like,
I feel like you're mad at me and you hate
me and you won't pick up the phone.
It's like, Mama, there's nothing wrong.
I promise I'm just like 20 hours
different than you right now, girl.
I'm getting interviewed by some loser in New Zealand.
Well, Teddy, you know what?
We are so, like, we love you here in New Zealand.
You're an amazing person.
I love interviewing you because every time you come back
and you remember our names,
you were just such a down-to-earth, great person.
I love you.
All the best for tonight.
You're an absolute GC.
New Zealand loves you.
Please come back.
Yes, sir.
What a guy.
I didn't know what a GC is.
I didn't know what that was
and I just think about it.
Yeah, good C.
Yeah, yeah.
He's such a nice guy though.
He's beautiful.
And you can tell on stage
from the banter
and just the way he conducted himself
and he's just so grateful.
Yeah.
It was lovely to see an artist
like looking around
and being like, man, I'm so lucky.
Do you know a show I miss
as MTV Cribs?
Because I'd love to go through
Teddy Swim's new home
that he just bought
and see what success
looks like and how
it translates to like your first home.
Because sometimes they'd do a crib to
and you'd be like,
that is a fine house.
You know you've made it
when you've got a pool house though.
Whereas mum's staying in the pool house.
Yeah, it's true.
If it's big enough for someone to live in,
he's doing it right.
Good on him.
I wonder if you have you ever cried
over the passing of a celebrity.
Yes, so yesterday I was really sad.
I worked at the news that one of my favourite actresses,
Diane Keaton, had passed away.
at 79.
Diane Keaton was in First Wives Club.
I think we actually might have some audio
if you have a look of them singing.
It's my favourite moment of First Wives Club
that Neep's got for you.
She also did something's got to give.
Father of the Bride, Annie Hall,
the godfather of the family stone.
Oh, wow, she doesn't have a lot of stuff.
My absolute.
That's Taylor's sweet, but I think we can play some Taylor Street.
It's what Diane Keaton would have wanted.
Dine Keating Club?
No.
I think that's been like, we're wrong.
So I love rom-coms, obviously, and something's got to give, especially in First Wives Club.
These movies mean so much to me, and I've watched them over the years.
And every time Diane Keaton's been on a movie, I just think, because she's so cool.
She always had the cool sweaters and the button-ups and the vests and the hats.
And I just admired her so much.
And to hear that she had died touched me in a way that I did not expect.
So I sat on the couch.
I was by myself because the boys went to swimming
and I just let myself sob for like 10 minutes.
Good on you.
Yes.
Yeah, good.
Because I felt like I knew her.
And I was just so grateful for like all the movies that she'd done
that had given me like so much happiness.
And I did a thing on Instagram and so many different women
reached out to say, oh, I cried too.
And it caught me by surprise because I would usually kind of laugh at someone like,
oh my God, you're laughing.
You're crying overest of liberty.
you never knew dying, but this was the first time that it really, really got me.
She sort of gave like, she was like you said before, but I think she's really cool energy.
Yes, a cool girl.
Like, if you ever seen photos of her, she was always brewing like amazing clothing.
She was very fashionable.
And like in the 80s and 90s when women were like bearing their cleavage and being really sexy,
which is awesome, she always was like, nope, that's not my vibe.
I'm always going to have my chest covered because that's my thing.
I'm going to do a button with a vest and a hat, and that's what I'm going to do.
and she did it and she stuck to her guns
and she was singular like
I can't think of another actress that was like her
and I just really am really sad
so we did put the call out to people
and asked
which celebrity's death made you cry
Tanya said poor Walker
not only a stunning beautiful man
but for his daughter around the same age as hers
at the time that was shocking wasn't it
especially I think it's worse when someone
dies young yeah was he sick
or was it an accident no it was a car accident
he was a fast and furious
actor for those that are trying to reference
Paul Walker. Yeah.
Liam Payne, another one that went early. Kate, you cried over
Liam Payne's passing, even though
you know, you guys had never met.
Yeah, I remember the day
that I got a text from my dad
saying, just like with the New Zealand Herald article
and I didn't believe it.
And then I finally, like I, because we were
studying all that day, I looked into it
and turns out my flatmate had found out that
that morning and he decided to leave the house
because he knew that I'd be such a mess
and were you a mess?
Like is it because of like
at a time as a teenager or whatever
when you were younger they just meant so much?
Yeah I was I was one of the like
people who was fans of One Direction
like since their first album
they're thick and they said when they broke up
I was so upset.
And then I was always one of the people who's like,
they'll have a reunion, they'll have a reunion one day.
So it's like the end of a dream that you've been holding on to forever
that your favourite band, you're going to get back together.
That's fair, darling.
I think she would have been one of the many that was sad that day.
Oh, absolutely.
Marley, your ex had a day off when they're, I guess,
Idle.
Celebrity Idol passed because they were so upset.
What happened?
he found out and it was just an absolute mess
I think I remember him crying for like a week's show
and the Monday came around
or like the first work day back he came around
and he called in sick he was such a mess
he couldn't work he was just
he was an estate
who was the celebrity sorry I missed it
oh sorry it was triple X the rapper
oh triple X Tentacion the rapper that died
oh I thought I thought he meant
Triple X, the wrestler, who passed away like last, well, a couple years ago, I think, 20,
20, 23.
Two people called Triple X have died.
Yeah.
So what was, was he just a big fan of his music?
Because a week is a long time to mourn an, you know, a rapper, Marley.
Yeah, I guess he just really connected with the lyrics and him as an artist and just, as you said,
like really felt like he knew him.
Wow.
So he was mourning someone, I guess he never met, but felt like he knew.
I think it's even like you get a week.
off for a family member that passed away.
Not even. I think you might be three days.
Yeah.
Three bereavemently.
My goodness me.
It just shows, like, you know, celebrities are a big deal to a lot of people.
Ryan Dunn coming through, Jackass.
He doesn't, is it a car crash as well, Ryan Dunn?
I can't remember.
And Alan Rickman to Mantonia, of course, NAEP.
That was a rough day for a lot of people.
Actually, maybe it's, yeah, Nathan just said when Justin Bieber dies, I'm going to lose it.
Maybe that's who it'll be for me.
Oh my gosh, that's going to be a rough day for everybody.
Well, hopefully you'll be dead by the time.
Yeah, I hope he's very old.
You're much older than that.
No, you're older than him.
So he's saying, I hope you died at 90.
Yeah, I'm not saying I hope you died tomorrow.
10 years later at 19.
Oh, good, all good.
Because when you're 90, Justin Beaver will still be like 37.
Oh, here we go.
All right, easy money.
Your chance to play for a thousand bucks.
And also, here comes the bribe up next.
If you want to mess with your bride,
to earn some cash going into your wedding.
This is happening after 8 o'clock.
So I've been put on this big project and they said we have to cancel my leave for the honeymoon.
What?
Can you just give me like an hour or two?
No, we're going to get done now.
I can't.
I can't. I'm not in front of my laptop.
I can't.
That is the tone you use with your partner when you are pissed.
Yeah, she was no happy.
She's a legend.
She did so well.
Someone just said our text and saying that they cried when...
Don't read it out. It's mean.
All right, read it out.
I cried when Clint Randall's TV career died.
Make two of us then, Hayden.
Thank you, buddy.
Hayden's grove for me.
Good on, you Hayden?
I thought that was from your wife because of the salary.
Clint Nick and Dan.
There would have been a lot of husbands actually yesterday in the dog box because of Bathurst.
The Bathurst 1000, brought you by Ripko.
I was on the couch for seven and a half hours yesterday.
I almost got a bed sore.
How long is the one lap?
Like, how long does it take?
How many laps are you watching the same thing?
161 laps.
Shut up.
161 laps, 1,000 kilometres.
It takes about 203 to do a lap, I think.
They do the same lap that many times.
Yeah, that's what makes it great.
No.
One of the greatest races, I've been watching Bathurst,
and a lot of guys and girls that are fans of motorsport
probably are the same as me.
I've been watching it for many, many years.
Is it cars or motorbikes?
Oh, for goodness sake.
I'm just asking, a lot of people won't know.
It's cars.
Okay.
I'm going to get angry.
Are they like normal cars or like F1 cars?
Turn their mic off, Clint.
Okay.
No, that's a fair question.
Is it a normal car or is it a race car?
You can still hear her bleeding through your mic.
You're racing cars.
Dan's wife watched a little bit because she secretly filmed him
and then sent me the videos that I woke up to at 4 a.m. this morning.
No, they're normal.
Do you see how it started?
No.
Why a film?
No.
And she said to me videos of Dan, he must get excited.
And he pulls his pants up into his, like, crutch.
Like, up, he gives himself a wedgy.
It's like a comforting thing.
I don't know, but he, all the videos she's filming from behind.
He's got a mad wedgie, and this is Dan getting so excited at the end, listen.
Oh my fucking God, this is mental.
He cannot write this as a f***.
What an unbelievable finish to arrest.
I think what happened was one of the cars stuck its tongue out,
and it was like a three-way...
It was like a three-way...
It was like a three-way time.
Yeah, it was...
And they had to do another race.
It was Mattie Payne. Maddie Payne, the Kiwi did that.
Yeah, Maddie Payne won it.
And there was like at least six cars led it over the time,
most of them crashed.
Why did they crash?
Because it was rain.
I was it wet on the track.
Yeah, and whenever it rains at Bathurst,
everybody knows, fans, it makes the race interesting.
But seven hours is a very long time to have your partner
out of action on a week.
weekend when you've got the kid.
But I've been saying to Hannah, like, she knows Bathurst weekend, especially Sunday,
I'm out of action.
She's parenting.
She's a solo mum that day.
And I was like, I want some Cheerios, some sausage rolls about midday.
She did the...
Did she see that while you sat there?
What a woman.
Yeah.
Wow.
I don't have a son on that day.
While Dan was sitting on his lazy ass pretending he wasn't a husband or a dad, what were you doing?
I had 12 people over for barbecue.
you, so I did...
No, no bathers. I did steak
with chimituri sauce, slow-cooked
lamb with pomegranate, pickled onions, etc, etc.
sausages, three salads, baked potatoes.
How do you have 12 friends? You just moved here?
I know, Kendi.
Ah, fear.
I've done to do my whole life and I'm going to be...
Okay, well, I helped my brother...
I was slaving away while this guy was just sitting on his ass
watching a boring car show.
I helped my brother move, like, trailer loads of stuff.
I helped a move house
and I took my kids
to their first ever
mini polo game
while Dan sat on his butt
doing nothing
I did stuff
like I turned up the volume
ate a couple of cherios
Okay I went under the edge
What did you do
While Dan was sitting on his couch
For seven and a half hours
Over the weekend
I know what you try to do
You're trying to make me look bad
But I don't care
I just feel bad
Yeah I don't feel bad
Look and feel would be great
What heroic effort were you making
Were you cooking for a house of people
Were you helping your brother move?
Were you running a marathon?
Yeah, yeah, let's make Dan feel real crap.
I've done marathons before.
Nah, won't.
While Dan was wasting seven and a half hours
on the weekend watching Bathurst,
we wonder what you were doing.
Instead, it was maybe a little more productive
to make Dan feel bad.
Wow, I, look,
I think Sanjay, who joins us on the phone right now,
was doing a little bit of multitasking, to be fair.
Morning, Sanjay.
Morning, Dan, how are you?
Yeah, good.
What were you up to, mate?
I was listening to Bathurst, and I thought, it's not a bad weather day.
Oh, water blast the house, the driveways, everything, fences, everything.
She still enjoyed Bathurst, but you were also productive at the same time.
And enjoyed Bathurst.
Come on.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Did you feel like you missed any of it?
No.
No, not really.
No.
And here's the thing about Bathurst is if you're not a true blue fan battle like me,
you can sort of watch the start, disappear, do some water blasting, whatever,
ever in the middle, and then come back for the end.
So now's cleaning the whole house.
Rebecca, morning, babe.
Hi.
What did you get up to?
Was someone in your house watching Bathurst, first of all?
Well, my husband normally watches it every week, sorry, every year with myself.
And this year, he went down to his best mate's place,
and I got the whole house to myself, no children, just my dogs.
and I enjoyed the whole lot.
See, there's a positive.
Quietness.
Nice.
The sun.
Did you get any jobs, jobs done?
Did you get some cleaning done?
Or did you just give in and just live your best life,
lie in the cat, read a book?
I did the cleaning and then I just enjoyed the house being nice and clean.
Oh, and quiet.
And then the dogs destroyed it anyway with the tissue.
Yeah, see, so it's better just to do nothing, really, to be fair.
All right, and Hayden, what did you do?
Well, Dan, we're sitting on his butt for seven hours.
Oh, there's no rest
for the wicked round here.
I knocked up a couple frames,
takes a few windows in,
shot some four but two down,
whacked an attic letter in
and placed a concrete floor
all before lunch, mate.
Oh, before lunch you still got to watch
Bathurst because it started at 1pm.
No, he needed to sleep.
Love it.
Just said I made banana bread,
banana chock chip muffins, chocolate balls
and sushi while Dan was just watching
people drive cars around in circles.
That's making it sound like I am.
I'm lazy.
It was fine.
I think getting your wife
to bring you food
is probably weird.
Oh, so yeah, that's right.
Someone was productive in my house.
Well, Joseph said,
I've got you back for once, Dan.
I was doing the same thing,
but I had to get my own snacks and beer.
Oh, yeah.
Real battler.
Good on you.
Clint, megan, Dan.
Oh, my gosh.
The Edge.
1K.E.Z.
Practice makes perfect.
And now you can play anytime online.
Yeah, get amongst the online game on Rover.
And next week, you can be playing.
here right in the flesh for 10,000 bucks.
Right now, though, 30 seconds.
10 answers starting with the lead ash gives you.
If you're unsure you can pass as quickly as possible,
and we'll come back and we've got time,
but no repeated answers.
Clint was there over the holidays, our week off.
In Topor, Emily joins us.
Morning, Em, you've got a beautiful spot there in Topor.
Good morning.
Did you see Clint while he was down there in Topol?
What was that, sorry?
Did you see Clint while he was holidaying down in your part of the woods?
No, but I saw the photos on Instagram.
Oh, yeah, that Lake Topol resort with the hydrosite there is magic.
But when you had the throwback of when the kids were little and now,
when you were recreating the photos, and I cried.
God, you cried anything, hey.
I do, but I was like, why am I crying?
Because I was just seeing the kids all grown up.
It was beautiful.
Yeah, there was about eight years in between those two photos.
Emily, I've been to a lot of burger fuels around this fine nation.
The best burger fuel I've ever had was in Topol.
Oh, really?
Really?
Hot, crispy, shout-ups.
All right, my sweet darling.
Today your letter is H for Hot Pools.
Okay.
Okay, ready to go?
Good luck, him.
Can I please have a musical instrument?
A holiday destination.
Hawaii.
An animal.
Horse.
Something sweet.
Harry bow lollies.
A TV show.
Parts.
How hot food.
Hot chips
A sport
Horse riding
Something in the yard
Um
Oh past
You did so well
You got six and past two
Yeah a TV show could have been house
How I met your mother
Hannah Montana
And something in the yard
A hose
Hammack
You needed to be slightly faster in one year's past
I reckon
Yeah
Yeah
So you did good babe
And you got great energy
and I think you're going to have a great week regardless
because you're a cool check.
Oh, thank you so much.
Love you, Dahl.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks, Sam.
Back again at 3 o'clock with your jarbos,
but remember to listen out for your name.
10 and 12 if you've been playing the online game on Rover
because that is how you will get to play for 10 grand,
easy money live next week right in front of our very eyes.
How exciting.
Yeah.
All right, next, how would you react if your fiancé
sounded like they were going to pull the pin on your honeymoon
before you'd even got married?
I would
Anything that messes with a bride
before the wedding is a lot
because you're in a fragile state
you're balancing the budget
you're stressed about 100 things
Especially when it's money related as well
Oh you want to know
You want to know you're marrying someone
Who's a bit of a jokester
But they don't know it's a joke
Don't girls all say they want a guy that's funny
Nah
Nah don't end up
The Clint Migg and Dan podcast
Here comes the bribe
It's not for everybody
Bribe
Yeah
Yeah
We will bribe you to wind up your fiancé ahead of your wedding
for a little cash gift to go towards.
And my favourite one, my favourite part about the first one we're doing
is that we did the bribe before anyone on end you were about the bribe.
You know what I mean?
Like now it was a thing.
But we did this before anyone you were about it and this poor guy.
Yeah, and I think this can be very telling about the future relationship
they're getting into, especially at the end how they take the joke.
Yes.
Because you don't want them to still be angry after the game.
It's a real insight to their relationship,
and you're almost are judging the whole way through,
going, they're not going to make it.
Oh, they'll be all right, they'll make it.
But there is money on the line.
I think most brides, even if they get, you know, prank,
if they then get money at the end of it towards the wedding,
everyone's going to be quite forgiving.
Each time we do one of these, I'm going to share my thoughts on
and if I think they will make it.
Okay, great.
All right, well, Harley's up first.
I give another crack.
Morning, Harley.
How are you?
Good, mate.
You and Abigail are going to be getting married
and just under two months now, I don't mean, just ski it and does.
Congratulations.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, it's been creeping up.
Okay.
Where are the stress levels at now for Abigail?
Because I know that, oh, I'm going to assume she's done most of the planning on this one?
Yeah, now she's done most of the planning.
I've helped here and there, but, yeah, she's done the heavy lifting.
Where is she on the Bridesala scale?
Ten being Bridezella, zero being Dream Bride.
Zero, probably.
Actually, maybe a one.
We'll give it a one.
Oh, she's been very good.
Very good to deal with.
Well, our goal today is to get her up closer to maybe a four or five.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd be happy with a nine.
We have a cash wedding gift,
and the higher you can get her up to Bridezilla scale,
the better that cash gift will be for you and Abigail.
But it does mean that you are going to have to rock her up a little bit
and have a little bit of fun.
But at the end of the day, no harm to foul.
It's all the joke.
And you leave a little richer.
Sweet, sounds good.
Added money if she swears.
I mean, if we get in there, oh, goodness me.
So she has registered.
as a bride for this little fun thing we're doing.
What she doesn't realize is that we are turning the tables.
We have done a deep dive on Facebook and found you.
She doesn't know that we even have your number to kind of turn it around on her
with a cheeky little bribe that we're calling here comes the bribes.
So our question for you, my love, is have you organised your honeymoon yet?
Yeah, so we've pretty much got everything sorted.
You know, we've got our leave approved flights, booked most of our...
accommodation, booked our internal flights.
So we're going to Vietnam for a month.
Nice.
Lovely.
For a month?
A big chunk of time.
What happens to say if your work?
Canceled your leave, for instance.
Yeah, how much of this trip is refundable?
Yeah, so we're flying with Jetstar, so I don't think they do refunds.
Okay, so Harley, here comes the bride.
You need to tell your fiancé that your leave has been cancelled, and unfortunately
you will not be leaving
on the day that you guys have organised
to go on your honeymoon.
There's not...
There's non-refundable flights.
Yep.
And the more upset she gets,
the more money we're going to give you
at the end of the call.
That is your challenge.
Do you accept this bribe?
I accept.
Okay.
She doesn't realize it's actually good for her.
Yeah, yeah.
She'll hate you, Harley.
But at the end, she'll love you.
So just keep envisioning the final product,
which is her loving.
Thank you.
Okay.
Here comes the bribe.
Harley has been offered the bribe to tell his fiancé that unfortunately his annual leave has now been knocked back.
Yeah, cancelled and unfortunately they are not going to be able to go on their honeymoon.
Which is uncancellable.
Yes.
Some will say non-refundable.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, I prefer uncancelable.
Cancelable.
How livid would you be if you found out your partner was like, we can't do our honeymoon anymore.
sorry, everything we've organised, everything we've paid for.
Waste of time.
I'd go by myself.
I'm taking my other girls.
I'd leave my husband.
Right, Harley, well, best of luck, mate.
That is the bribe.
You've accepted it.
So let's see how your fiancé, Abigail, responds to that news.
Okay, I'm putting the call through now.
Holly, good luck.
All right, you're on your own now, buddy.
Hi, I was happy again off speaking.
Hey, babe-bye.
So I've got some shitty news today.
You know how I asked for more work at work?
So I've been put on this big project
and they said we have to cancel my leave for the honeymoon.
What?
Well, so I've been put on this big project
and, yeah, because of it,
just because of when we're meant to be going on this honeymoon,
it just doesn't quite work out with the project.
there's some big deliverables then, and so they've cancelled the leave and they've asked me to resubmit her.
So we're not going to have to go when they're planned.
Okay, can we talk about this later?
Well, no, no, we need to get it sorted out now, actually.
Okay, well, okay, we'll do what you want.
What is that, man, do what I want?
Yeah, but what do you want me to say?
If you had to resubmit, you have to re-submit,
so you might not get approved leave,
or do you have to change the dates?
I think we're going to have to change the dates,
but, like, we're not going to be able to change our flights or anything
because those are an unrefundable.
Yeah, well, I'm a bit confused what I can do to help.
What are we going to do?
We've already paid for all that.
You leave's been approved
No, I got cancelled
Are you joking?
No
Okay, well
Are they allowed to do that
Cancel leave that's been approved
Well apparently
I think they just said it's too long actually as well
Because it's over the
What I've got available anyway
So
Yeah, we're going to have to cancel it
So yeah, you're just going to have to
Change, we're just going to have to change
We're just going to have to change the flats
Or whatever I think
Um, okay, well, wait, I can't talk right now.
It's still scamming, man.
Like, we're calling you a unknown number and telling him you can't go on leave.
Abigail, he has to work, baby.
He has to work because your wedding is so expensive.
He offered to do the job work, actually.
It's his boss here.
He's got three bosses.
He's a slack ass.
It is the easy.
Oh, my God, no.
The only way that she had any relief, I think, hearing us.
Abigail, you remember registering for a wedding promo with The Edge?
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, Harley flipped the script on you and stitched you up
for a bit of a cash wedding present.
His leave is fine.
You'll still be going to Vietnam on your honeymoon
and we'll throw an extra 500 bucks cash in the mix for spending money.
And the bad news is we're coming with you.
We're not coming down.
I'm so embarrassed.
You were so good about that.
I would have been like,
I'm going to murder you.
You had one bloody tongue.
You were so calm.
I was like, I just need an hour to collect my thoughts.
Yeah.
Did you know 500 bucks is 7.5 million dong as well?
You could buy Vietnam for that.
You guys are going to have so much dong on your honeymoon.
Oh, yay.
Oh, I've got my heart.
All right, guys.
Have the best wedding.
Thank you.
See you guys.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you.
See you, mate.
Abigail's a legend.
I reckon they're going to last.
That's my verdict.
Yeah.
She's cool.
That's nice.
A lot of love for her.
All right, if you want to get amongst it,
you wouldn't mind winding up my bride-to-be for some cash.
Flick as a text, let us know.
She took a joke well.
Yeah.
Next on the show, Taylor Swift Court.
A lot of people saying that Taylor Swift has stolen her album
from all sorts of other artists around the world.
Who cares?
You're not allowed to do that.
No, that's like illegal.
Remember, yes, it is illegal.
Remember Ed Sherin went to court over Marvin Gayson?
And won all of them.
these things.
Yeah, but it's illegal.
That's why you go to court.
I would not want to take Taylor's fifth to court.
Put it that way.
She's got...
She will throw a lot of money.
The best lawyers.
She's got a Mal Clooney.
You can decide if she's guilty or not
of stealing the song
of a very well-known
boy group, next on the edge.
The Clint Meg and Dan podcast.
All right.
Everyone, take a seat.
It's time for Taylor Court.
She dropped a new album just over a week ago
And people were taking shots
Going sounds like Taylor Swift's being sampling
And slash stealing music from other people
Now are we sure we want to do this
Because we know Taylor Swift is very rich
And she could come for us for calling her out
You know
Yeah but I mean we might not call her out
I think as a jury we can listen and go
Nah fair
She hasn't stolen that song
They sound similar but a lot of songs are going to sound similar
Because there's only so many chords
In fact, Pritchison NEP is in a band.
How many potential combinations of sound can you actually make?
So in pop music, you typically use a four-cord progression.
With all the chords ever in music,
there's only 165 possible combinations of chords.
Totally.
With the amount of albums Taylor Swift's had,
she's probably got that many songs, I'd imagine.
Yeah, she probably repeats the same chord progression and older songs,
but it just happens in music.
And Ed Shear improved to us when he was taken to call for thinking out loud in one,
the way he won the court case
was by pretty much doing a montage
of all the different songs,
famous songs in the world
that used that court progression
and therefore, you know.
So I wonder why he was the only one
who was like called out for it
because you think you'd just leave it.
Maybe his song became so famous,
made so much money,
they wanted a piece of the pie.
I think when you were famous
like Taylor Swift and Ed Shearer
and you'd thrust higher into the spotlight
and people can pick you apart easier.
Okay, well here is this song.
It is the title track off of a new album.
Life of the show, girl.
Thank you for the lovely bouquet.
Great song.
It's sweeter than a pitch by you don't know the life of the show girl.
Does it sound similar to something else if you think?
Yeah, it does.
It's probably because you've also heard the Jonas Brothers song.
Cool.
Oh, all the Taylor Swift fans of the jury are like, ugh, it doesn't not look good.
But also, like, knowing Taylor Swift, the fact that she dated a Jonas
Brother, it very well may be a reference, in which case it's cool.
You know what I mean?
Well, I'd say not cool.
It's a steal music.
I think it's absolutely fine.
She's not stealing streams from the Jonas Brothers, if anything, more people are going to be
listening to that song.
But if she has made a song so similar, wouldn't she have to sample it and therefore the
Jonas Brothers get royalties?
That's fine.
Because she's not really, like, think enough.
She's the smartest woman in pop music.
She'd be surrounded by lawyers.
And there are stipulations around copyright as far as how many.
similarities you can have.
Like you can have, like, this much of the melody
can be used without it having to...
And she would be abiding by those rules.
Of course she would.
Okay, this is the Taylor Swift Life of the Showgirl,
like the start of it.
Would you like to hear what...
Somebody is on the internet.
He's got lots of time.
He's gone and literally taken just Taylor Swift's vocal
and put it over the Jonas Brothers instrumental of call.
Sounds like he's got too much time on his name.
Okay, well, I think the court should hear it.
Take a listen.
Her name was Kitty.
Hasn't adjusted the BPM?
No, this is, clues nothing.
So many melodies work over a chord progression.
They're in the same key.
Maybe it will back me up on this.
I mean, this sounds like Dallas Swift's song,
but it's actually Jonas Brothers song with her vocal.
Are we ready for the chorus?
Yep.
She said to me.
Okay, it looks bad.
It doesn't.
It looks very bad.
If I was the lawyer, I'd be like,
look, guys, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
yes, it looks bad.
It's just because they're in the same key.
That's all it is.
And as our man, Nipia said, there's only 100, what, 607?
165, yeah.
Yeah, thank you.
So just get off her ass.
Okay, leave Taylor alone.
So we're saying not guilty,
or is saying guilty, but let's just leave her alone.
Guilty, but who cares.
Okay.
Like, as I said, she's not,
first of her, she's not stealing from some unknown artists.
She's like maybe referencing the Jonas Brothers.
Okay.
Good for everybody.
If anyone from Taylor's team, anybody that's ever met, Taylor is listening.
I'm completely removing myself from this.
I think there's nothing similar at all.
Okay, Bridges Carl.
I reckon she just knows she can get away with it,
and she'll just bully whoever she thinks to get away with.
She's a bully.
You don't want to fight anyone who's a billionaire.
Hey, you just don't.
Unless you know you're going to win it, you can get some of the millions.
Amen, sister.
Okay, so guilty, not guilty.
I'm going to say not guilty.
Okay, yes.
Also, not guilty.
Oh, okay.
But just hear it here.
Clips said guilty.
And Kyle called her a bully, so I said.
Holy shit!
You made it the whole way through.
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