The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW high school hustlers

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

On the Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast, the team kicks off with talk of a 90s band quitting after 30 years, Clint’s tattoo update and marriage negotiations, and a “more or less” game comparing celebrity net worths. Scandal includes Phineas on writing for Billie Eilish and Paul Rudd’s teenage arrest story. They award “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash to help fund a daughter’s Waka Ama worlds trip, but another caller misses out by not answering. A viral bridesmaid who split her dress leads to a debate about whether physiotherapists can do the worm. They share bizarre ways people caught partners cheating, read Dan’s diary about selling found magazines, hear high school hustles, and finish with “Cart Busters” judging listeners’ online shopping carts. 01:10 Tattoo Marriage Drama 03:21 More Or Less Net Worths 07:26 Scandal Headlines 09:05 First Call Bex Update 13:08 Naughty 640 16:31 Take The Edge Off 19:14 Physios And The Worm 27:37 Neutrogena Vault Guess 28:55 Prize Numbers Update 29:36 Cheaters Busted 33:18 Listener Cheater Stories 38:15 Take The Edge Call Fail 40:30 Dans Diary Bin Hustle 43:40 High School Hustlers 50:06 Cart Busters 

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast equivalent of a you-up text. Messy, slightly regrettable, but you'll still come back for more. This is the Clint Meg and Dan podcast. But there's a story for our 6-Amp throwback where there's a band calling it quits after 30 years. I've heard this. And this sounds good. It's fine.

But the crazy part is, we'll get Dan to guest then if he hasn't heard it. because everyone in the comments section is like, they were still touring? Wait, is this post from the 90s? They were still together. They were one the ones that didn't break up. That's crazy because I literally found out today that for the last 30 years,

they have been still together as a band, and they've just announced that they're calling it quick. So maybe we could celebrate the victory lap of a song from them next. So they're a 90s band. Yeah, so have a think, actually. Let's ponder that. What is a band that was big in the late 90s? 90s that you thought were done

but turns out they've been touring around the world doing their three songs? Oh, maybe four. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Hey, I'm going to get some tattoo work done today. And it's always been a real sore point of

my marriage, because I love them. My wife doesn't, but it's my body. It should be my rules, but she also gets to say. And last time I went and got the Tiger. on this arm, which I'm getting sort of finished up. I had to wear a t-shirt to bed for like a week and I wouldn't shower in front of my wife

because she didn't want to see it. Oh, that's right. I remember. It caused quite a rift between the Randalls. Yeah, but she's cool now about them. Yeah, she's fine. Now, but she's okay about it. She's accepted it. She's accepted. So I tried to get her to come to the tattoo shop today. Take it to the tattoo shop. She was like, oh, I'd rather not.

And I was like, well, I'd like you to be there because it feels like every time I get home with Newank, it's this real awkward thing that we've talked about, but you don't want to see it because you can't believe I went through with it even though I told you I was going to do it. So I was like, let's, why don't we go together? She's like, we'll see.

Oh, yeah. What do you get, like her name on you? Yeah, like Jamie on your, oh, you can get a tramp stamp of Jamie. Yeah, guys got his name. He's got my name on him. He's got my body outline on him. Go and get some stuff for her.

She'll like it that way. What happens if your body changed? It's so his and so I'll sag. He's got it in a place that when he gets old, my little sketch is going to get old. I'll just age with you. It should be saggy me when you're saggy me. What's happening to my boobies?

Give yourself for the gym and tone off those arms, guys. My boobies are around my knees now. What are you getting today, though, out of interest? I'm just finishing off doing some stuff around the tiger because at the moment it's kind of just like sitting there all on its own. You should get a serpent. I've said to you before, get a serpent fighting that tiger. That's cool.

That'd be obvious one. I don't think you can already have a tiger and then have it fighting a serpent because they have to change. The tiger's not fighting anything at the moment. My money would be on the serpent. What kind of serpent? A tiger-sized serpent?

Oh, we didn't know as tiger-sized? Then obviously we'll have a conversation, Dan, but you just said a serpent. Well, you're not putting a little serpent next to a big tiger, are you? I don't know. You have to be very clear with tattoos. Be specific, especially with hypotheticals on the show.

You know that. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. And more or less, different topic every morning. you just have to guess if the first option is more or less than the second. Seeming you do better than Dan and I, it's not hard, generally. Meg preps all these, doesn't she go behind the scenes, the amount of work that woman does. Thank you. And in front of the scenes, because I make sure that people know about it.

I ain't doing any work without people knowing about it. You're welcome, Meg. I gave me the platform to say that. Thank you, Dan. We're all slacking off apart from Meg. To me fair, unless you got a nosy boss that goes out of his way to find out what you're doing behind the scenes. So then why? Why would you?

Why? Yeah. Yeah, I did the work. Okay, net worth said I put them up in little groups. So let's start off with the makeup moguls slash singers. Rihanna and Selena Gomez. Rihanna. Richer? Rihanna. She's a billionaire.

Yeah, Rihanna. It's an easy one. Guys, just, Selena's $1.3 billion. Oh, geez. She kept billionaire as well. She kept billionaire status. What? Yeah, with her rare beauty.

It's extremely successful. How is she a billionaire? She's a billionaire. Ironically, it's not that rare at all, is it? Because she's so rich, a lot of people must have her. rare beauty. Yeah, a lot, a lot, a lot. I've got it at home as well. Yeah, so it's not that rare at all. It's not rare at all. Have you got to get in

if you want to make money, beauty's the way to do it, eh? One hundred percent. Yeah, obviously, you could do that because you're pretty me and you could get into, you could make your own. She's pretty what? Pretty, um, she's just gorgeous. She's just lovely. Thank you, Dad. Oh, look at that. Dad's

actually giving me a nice compliment. Careful, he's going to look for a way to bring you down. Thank you, thank you. Pretty dumb. No, bugger. Singing stars that used to be in boy bands Justin Timberlake or Harry Stiles Oh Now Justin's been at it for longer Uh-huh

So has had a chance to build an empire And invest in some smart things And he's... With Jessica Beal so they got double income I'm just trying to do theirs though to be fair Because Beni Blanco It says that he's only worth 50 million And he's married to lead a girl here

So Brin up, bring up! We won't bring up Oh I don't know with this one I would probably lean should we lead towards Justin? Yeah, because even the One Direction Boys, I don't think they made a lot of money in One Direction days. It was all sewn up.

Someone else was making it. Okay, J.T. Moore. Nah, boys. Harry made a lot with his love on top tour. Wow. A lot of money. So Justin Timberle, 50. Harry Stiles, 270 million. It's all according to the internet.

Just got him. God, this is a lot of money. The sisters, Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian? Kylie's more. She's the first billion out of the group, wasn't she? But then Kylie, but then Kim... I think Kylie's more. Kim's got his skims and stuff in him now.

I think they're both billionaires. Kim Kardashian more. Well done. Ooh, yeah, you're all close on that one. Kim has a makeup line. Anne Skims and Skims has taken her to billionaire status 1.9. The chef's Gordon or Jamie? Gordon.

Gordon. Gordon. Gordon. Because Jamie Oliver was bankrupt a couple of years ago. Was he? Yeah. Unless he's like, well, not bankrupt, but he had a real major issue with... Oh, he's at a bloody good few years then.

Oh, okay. Well, then maybe he's rich. No, no. I'm not going to... I'm going to give you a... Ramsey but he's still at 200 million Gordon at 220 close for the chefs. Maybe he wasn't bankrupt but he had a

big issue with all his restaurants and what about the funny guys? Adam Sandler or Jim Carrey? Sandler Sandler. Sandler. He's got the movie Loaded companies. 440 million. Jim Carrey 180. More than I thought. That is more than I thought because Jim Carrey at one point said he did Sonic the Hitchell because he was broke.

I know 180 million. He's doing all right. The fact that he's broke shocking he must have had a big spending life because he's done some huge movies it's outrageous yeah I think when you did the mask it was some like record breaking amount for one actor to get for a film something like 20 million at the time

and everyone was like that's mental but I mean without Jim Carrey there is no mask and he's an A lister wow the mask is the star of the show it's named after the movie exactly so without Jim Carrey I'm not sure what you have

no nothing you just have a hot Cameron Diaz come on just walking around in banks I'd watch that movie actually me too All right, first call of the day next. Love it to be you. 0800, The Edge.

Give us a bell and Meg will give us the scandal. Keep lines coming up in three on the edge. Clint Megan Dan. Clint Megan Dan's scandal. Benitez has said how he decides which song, Billy, his sister gets, and which one he keeps when it comes to his songwriting? At the beginning, it was just like literally I was writing songs. And if I played one for Billy and she loved it, I'd be like, take it.

Like, she's not only bigger and more successful, but she's great. And Paul Rudd has spoken about that one of the times he was arrested when he was 16, he was driving a car shooting a water gun at his friends in the car next to him when a cop came over. Slowly, real slowly, hand over that water gun, and you better pray it's a water gun. He has a gun on me. I'm like 16. I wound up having to go to a court for that. And then the other time is I was in college, my freshman year.

I killed someone. Killed someone. Let me tell you something. That was hard to get. That was hard to get out of. I didn't ever, technically, technically get out of it. All thanks to Moody by Moody Protein Bull, find a golden ticket and won $5,000 cash. Paul Rudd doesn't seem like the type of person that would get arrested twice.

He seems like he's a squeaky clean, you know, above the law. Arrested twice. One of them, isn't that so silly to be shooting a water gun at your mates in a car and then get pulled over by a cop and have a gun on you? Yeah. A gun trained on you for that. Especially quite an impressionable age. Like, you have to get that. Maybe it was one of those ones that looks real, though.

Yeah, true. You know, from afar, they're like, hold on, is that a gun? Yeah, and then, and for that sake, then you're just like, well, fear. America! Yeah. But if it was one of those, like, fluoro-green ones, like, super-soaker things, you go, hold on. All right, first call of the day. You listen to the show, you hear us do it.

Maybe today's the day? Yeah. Today's today, you go, go on. I'm going to live on the edge a little bit. Meg doesn't bite. I wait under the edge. Clint, Megan Dan. First call of the day.

It's our darling Bex. Morning Bex. Good Bex. How's Wellington this morning? Cold. It's so, so cold. Bex, I think I remember you. Your daughter was going through.

I don't know if I've got this right. Wish, did she have something wrong with her spine? And you kept going back to the doctor because you're like, something's wrong. And your daughter, and they were like, nothing's wrong. And your daughter was like, mum, something's wrong. And you kept going back for her. And they ended up finding a tumour at the top of her spine,

sort of at back, is that right? Yeah, it was a she had like a problem, some of the skull removed, moving, that video for her and she was so happy

and she's so excited but now she's like 100% fine she made the top technical team she hasn't been able to trial for like four years and she's just like a whole different kid like I've got my baby back

Oh my God, oh my God, Bex because I have never forgotten you because you're going to make me start crying. Oh my God. I kept thinking like that's the kind of mum I want to be of like how deeply you believed in your kid when they said something was wrong

even though so many professionals kept saying she's fine and I just found that really inspiring so I'm so happy to hear that you kept going back and that she's good. She's got a good mom. Yeah. She's had a few issues in her life. She's got celiac disease.

She's just, oh. But yeah, she's getting there. Isn't that awesome though that she's doing it? so well now. Yeah, amazing. That's incredible. Lucky to have you, Bex. Not many parents would keep pushing and pushing and pushing and advocating.

Yeah, well, you believe healthcare professionals at the end of day sometimes, so you go, oh, well, they're the, they're the expert. And we're about to see work because you work as a safety solutions officer or something so it's just as well. They've got the right person on the job, Beck. Yeah, they're like, I don't know if that is safe. Let me just double triple and quadruple check that. That scaffolding is rickety.

Yeah. some hand around some barrier vehicle separation we can help them what a great person you are yeah

we're lucky to have you as a friend and we're yeah we're lucky so thank you so much for like giving us the update I'm so pleased to hear she's good

thank you you guys really got me through it that whole time listening to you guys and everything was just yeah you guys made me laugh

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Okay. Next on the show, we've got a little naughty 640. I think Meg said she had something for that. She's always being naughty, isn't she that big? Yeah. But first, it's time to get naughty at 640. What has been rumoured to make your penis shrink by 30%?

It's been going around the news. I want to debunk the rumour. It is not true. Sorry, Clint. I know you've been trying to figure out ways to make it more manageable. Oh, pass on. Only he can get that compliment. But what a...

How is that man? Hey, Dan, 30% of mine is a lot more than 30% of yours, okay? So if anyone should be worried, it should be me. Mine is 30% of the size of yours. Hanta virus, the new virus that has been, I guess, went around on the cruise ship and now we're a little bit worried about what it's going to do. I don't think it's going to be another COVID, but it makes everybody nervous. There was rumours that it made your penis shrink.

I don't know who started it, why they thought of it. I kind of wish it did. Smart. Yeah, I think if COVID had the rumoured that it made you dick shrink by 30%. I think it would have lasted about two months. I would never look at the house. Imagine the sales and hand sanitizer from males, age between 18 and 64.

I just wouldn't have left the house. I honestly think if that was genuinely one of the symptoms, COVID wouldn't have been a thing. And any man that was out strutting his stuff, you're like, I'm confident. Must have enough to lose. Sniffing people's letter boxes.

It's like had COVID six times he's still happy. There's no scientific basis. He's drinking mountain jews. Yeah, he's doing everything. Wow. Those, the two? wildest rumors in high school

when there wasn't like social media to spread rumors was Mounsendue makes your dick shrink and Marilyn Manson took his ribs out so that he could do you know that to himself I heard that one too but that before the internet crazy how did that spread from America's in New Zealand

as well those two they were the biggest rumours I think through my school whoever like the marketing person at Coke that made the rumor about Mountain Dew was a genius they were like what if we just say that makes people's penis are smaller So nothing to do with... Did one guy catch this new virus?

And then they checked him and were like, Jesus, that's small. Maybe it's the virus. Let's check if that's a symptom. Oh, poor guy. And he's like, guys, it's always been like that. Come on. No, they're probably gone,

is it always that small? And he's panicked. And under the pressure of the question, he's gone, nah, it's normally way bigger. And they've gone, Jesus. Well, then that's an issue. And they're like, just checking you. Have you ever had mountain jurg?

He's like, matter of fact I have. Why are you asked him? Just on the cruise ship. I had a Mountain Dew and vodka. I think I got Hantavirus. Okay, so you're good. Yeah, you are all good. I was just looking into Mountain Dew there.

And in 2018, so much more recently, Mountain Dew kills sperm was another rumor. What are that poor brand? I feel like that would have been as big as Coke. Oh, bread. It's actually so delicious. But, like, I don't know when the last of my hat it was, because we were all just too scared going through school.

It's very refreshing. It was to do with the color yellow. and brominated vegetable oil. Yeah. Who knows? It's like when my mum used to tell me that crusts, eating your crusts would put hairs on your chest.

Oh. I'd went through puberty later, I think, of anything. Yeah, you were bags in the tops and the ends of the bread bags. I'd just eat the crusts. Still nothing. They're mine, Simon. Get away. Get away, they're mine.

Clint, Meg and Dan. Take the edge off. Take the edge off my life. You can be winning. Whatever. need to take the edge off. I honestly would love to book it my favourite hotel. I would love

to buy a new Pram. Couples' massage voucher. Take the edge off my life. My damn car needs two new front tyres. Goershoes and petrol. My laptop has just died in the middle of my nursing degree. Yeah, cool it. Help covering the ferry from Wellington to pick them.

Take the edge off my life. Yay! That's how you're doing! Take the edge off. Take the edge of my life. That's what we want to do, Ray. Yeah, we've had a couple of drop balls at seven. I guess maybe it's early for some people who have registered and then they forget or they're not up. Well, you need to not forget.

If you've registered for the competition and it's a random phone call, I'd be strapping my phone to my head. Yep, sitting alone, do what you've got to do. You just need to answer the phone and take the edge off my life and we will pay for what you have asked for. And let's hope that is what Stephanie has done. Stephanie needs something for her daughter. I'm putting the phone number in now.

Okay. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good about it. You feeling good about it? Yeah, hopefully. I mean, if she's got a young daughter, she's probably up, right? Oh, three, once a it's. She's off my life.

Yes! We have $300 for your daughter's World Waka Championships. Oh, well, thank you so much. You guys are amazing. That's incredible. So she's qualified to represent New Zealand and Singapore and the World Waka Championships. Waukewama in August.

Wow. Yeah. She must be very good. So she's doing a lot of fundraising stuff to get over there. All the girls, I guess, have to raise her own money. Yeah, Lexi's going as an individual in her single boat. So, yeah, it's really tough to raise money. Yeah, I didn't imagine it's government-funded when you get to, you know,

compete for New Zealand. Well, good on you. You've just got her 300 bucks. Oh, awesome. Thank you so much for that. Oh, thank you for listening. Hopefully it takes the edge off a little bit. Yeah.

Oh, thank you. Everything helps. That's amazing. You're so welcome. You do hope your kids did cheap sports, hey, when they get older? Because some of them are expensive. Yeah, do you have to buy your own waka for that and stuff? I can imagine that, yeah.

One of the kids in my son's football team, which lets me feel all you need is a pair of football boots. He does fencing, so sometimes he can't make the games because he fences. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That can't be cheap. Having the sword and the mask and the mask and the white suit and you having to wash that with, like, whitener stuff. Incredible. Shows how often he does the laundry at home. Yeah, whiteness.

Oh, I have a twine stains all down it. Like muffins and stuff. All right, if you're a physio, please don't go anywhere. We definitely need your help. We'll pitch something to you next. A physiotherapist, if that is you, would love you to text or call, please. Clint, Megan, Dan. We had an interview that played yesterday, and we caught up with Georgie, her name was, after the show.

So we had a bit of a longer chat, and then sometimes if we can't catch up with them live on the show, we'll catch up with them after the show, and then we can edit it down and just give you the best bits. They're somewhere else in the world usually. Yeah, that's true because of the time difference and stuff. And she is the bridesmaid who has gone viral for her dress splitting pretty much from her hamstring right up to the middle of her back and exposing everything. Her bottom. And doing a reverse worm crack first towards the reception of grandparents and family and friends.

The video of it's gone extremely viral. She's been interviewed over in the UK and America. in Australia, obviously, now here. But I bet she didn't get asked this question. From anyone else. Okay, now, I know what Meg was doing. I've worked on me as long up here. Meg had seen she was a physiotherapist,

so she's trying, I thought, was trying to put details in the stories so we get a sense of who Georgie was. Genuinely, yes, that was the plan, but it didn't work out. While Meg was speaking, she then tried to tie in this fact about what she did for a living to the viral video. And I, when I was editing it, I was like, I'm going to take this bit out because I don't think. it does make any favour.

Day by day people wonder how I'm in this job. Yeah, so I'm still wondering. But have I taken this part out of the interview? Unfairly, and physiotherapist listening might go, yes, actually Meg, I can do that thing that you assumed all physiotherapists can do. And you're a physiotherapist, so, like, you know what goes into having to do the worm. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

I don't know if day one of physiotherapy school, they go, right? We need to cover off the worm first. You guys know what the body works, right? Tell me what it's doing when it does this. For some reason I thought in my head in that moment, physiotherapist, they would know how to do the worm because they're muscles and they know all the connections. But I'm not a physiotherapist.

I can do the worm. Oh, really, that's very uncanny. You should become a physio if you can do that. Maybe. They use that entry for the school. Day one. Get down and give me 10. We have been called by a physiotherapy.

Okay, let's take one here. We need a wider sample size. one. We'd love more than, if you're a physio, just text us. 3343. Are you a physiotherapist and can you do the worm? That's all of all we need to know. Okay, let's go to Jared.

Jared, first vote. Are you a physiotherapist? Yes? I am indeed. Okay, so let me just check. Are you fully trade? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Jared.

Now I'm at the moment, actually. Jared, Jared, Jared. Can you do the worm? Yeah. I cannot. Oh, dear. Could you? Oh, my face.

Can you try if you ever tried? Maybe you can't even know. Could you give it a bash now while you're on the phone? Damn it. Yeah, I don't quite have a thoracic extension. Oh, see, he knows about it, though. That's the thing. Did you just say the Jurassic extension?

Therassic, you idiot. Dan's like, I don't think he's a real physio. Clint's got a Jurassic extension. I feel like he would have an understanding of how to do the worm, maybe is what I mean. Okay, let's have a listen again. Is that what you said? Okay. And you're a physiotherapist, so, like, you know what goes into having to do the worm.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. So, Jared, do you know what goes into having to do the worm? Oh, yeah, I mean, I know what happens at all the joints, and those kind of upper body strength required. Everybody knows it's a Jurassic extension. It doesn't mean I can do it. Which part of the body takes the most tension in the movement of the worm? I'd probably say the upper body

but your arms but yeah you need to have good mobility I stand by it now actually you know what Jared you do know what goes into having to do the worm that's exactly what I said I didn't say you can do the worm I said you know what goes into it

but we've had a couple of other physios and we need more but both of them are saying no they can't do it can't do it somebody has said I can tell you how to do the worm but I can't do it so that would stand Are they a physio though or are they just someone random? Clint, Meg and Dan. We had Georgia on who's going viral,

mostly in Australia at the moment, for ripping her dress pretty much clean off her backside and then doing a worm reverse to the wedding reception. Over 10 million people have seen her what looks like bare ass, but she said to us yesterday, no, she didn't go commander. And Meg threw this fact in during the chat. And you're a physiotherapist, so like you're not. Like what goes into having to do the worm.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I stand by that, that's a fact. You're a physiotherapist. You know what goes into having to do the worm, which in my head would have, I know now, meant you know how much you have to extend your body, which means your dress will probably rip. Yeah, so we're talking as she knows how to do it

because she's a physio. She did say yes, absolutely, to be fair. That's true, true. If you're in Milford, go check out. Jared, he just weighed in earlier. He says he can't do the worm, though, but he knows his way around the body. Dynamic physio.

Melford, go check him out. Okay, now you've made a quondent assumption there. Is that Jared's slogan? Jared knows his way around a body. I don't know if I'd want to go to that physiotherapist. That's not a slogan, by the way. Hey, at least go to Phoebe. Phoebe.

You get what you pay for. Are you a physiotherapist? I am a qualified physio. Okay, can I ask the question? Can I ask a question quickly? Do you know your way around a body? Yes, I do. Okay.

And Phoebe, as a physiotherapist, do you know what goes into, having to do a worm? Yes. What? Okay. But that's, I guess, can you do a worm though? That's the other question.

No, in my head, yes. And your head, okay, in your head you would be like, well, I have to extend this and... So this is backfiring because we were hoping to embarrass Megabut, but it turns out technically, she is right. Physios do know what goes into it, but very few physios can do one.

Yeah. Uh-huh. You know what's also shocked me as to how, just the sheer level of physio, therapists that are listening to this radio show. Sweeter. I'm a physio. Oh, no, and I can't do the worm.

Damn up. No, this text is like just absolutely gutted me as a human being. 24 hours later and Meg figured out what she meant when she spoke. Oh, yes. And that on even a physio that said that. 24 hours is a pretty tight turnaround to me. To be honest, yes, it's usually 48 for Meg. You've killed me.

You've killed me. All right, there's got to Rebecca. You have the final say, Rebecca. Oh, God. Hello, how are you? Yeah, good. Now, you're a physiotherapist as well. First of all, do you know your way around a body?

I would like to think so. Okay. Good. Yeah, they have to. No, Rebecca, can you do the worm? I can. Oh, okay. Especially after a few wives.

Yeah, girl. Get in, Rebecca. Right. That's what I want my physio to be able to do from now on. It's the worm. Yeah, can you do a worm if they go, nah, put the phone down, try someone else? Thanks, Rebecca, you're a legend.

I don't know who to believe now, though, because someone's sex through saying they're not a physio, but they can do the woo. Rebecca is a rare breed for your physio and be able to do it. Thanks to all the physios listening this morning. We've had at least 15 physios. Just give me a good laugh this morning. Yeah, all of us.

Thank you for that. Appreciate you guys. Up next, the Ash London show. Made a call to Dan yesterday and put a little challenge to him. I was about to get on a helicopter and had to cancel my helicopter ride. That is it, that is a true story. Like, what, you're just booking helicopter rides on a Wednesday, a Tuesday?

Yeah, they'll fly me to golf. But anyway, didn't end up playing the nine holes. Were you really going to get him one? Yeah, it was. What? Then I had to tell the pilot, sorry, bud, I've got to take a call. And he was, and he flew off.

Anyway, we'll talk about... You're unrelatable. It's not often I get to play that for Dan. We get to it next to edge. SpinkyBee. Cool 0,800 the edge right now for your chance to crack open the Nutrigenavol and win it all.

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Yeah, God, there's so much stuff. Kirstie, do you want to live forever? I do. Okay, well, you will be if you win this. Great. Well, you'll get closer to it than we will. If you win and get this code right, what is the pin number you would like, Dan, to punch into the vault? 9-4-20.

Okay. You in Aucklander. Yeah. 94-2, the edge. That's the frequency. Okay. Okay. Not a bad idea.

Okay, I'm going over to the vault now and I'm going to press in 9420 into the keypad. Here we go. Good luck, Kirsty. Thank you. The beep, beep, beep is... Sorry, Kirsty, let's go through those numbers and have a look and see if you've got any of them right. Nine...

Four. Ah, well, we did know that one, didn't we? Two. Zero. Okay, so we're none the whyser yet, are we? Well, we close it because we know those aren't it. Yeah, we know the numbers that aren't there, so, I mean, process of elimination. So if you are playing along, make sure you chuck those numbers down

because we're not going to recap them for people that just come in right at the death and then steal the prize. If you're doing the work, then you deserve it. And this is a good enough prize to keep it going, you know? Yeah, just write them down, chuck them in your notes, whatever. Die-hearts. Okay, same time tomorrow, we'll play again. Coming up next, probably one of the most unique,

random ways that I've ever heard of somebody finding out that their husband was cheating on them. Fascinating. A technology these days, right? I didn't even know you could get caught this way. Yeah. So if you're a cheater, probably want to stick around just to, you know...

Clint Megadden. Lesh-go! We're talking cheetahs in the most unique, random way someone caught their husband cheating. Yeah. We spent... God. Twenty-five minutes, I think.

Maybe 20. Too long, anyway. On an intro. It feels like we have to play it because we've mucked around doing it. I haven't even listened to it in full years. I've heard it. Meg, you should have just stuck with the melody.

I don't know what you were doing. I was trying to harmonise. I assume that auto-tune it and make it put it through some sort of filter but no, no. Okay, here it is. Cheaters, everybody hates a cheater

if you're gonna fuck around we're gonna catch you in the end. Oh, it's still going. No, Meg kept going. She wanted to keep going. So have you ever wondered what happens after the show? Stuff like that. 20 minutes of that.

Producer Carl? You know our new audio producer Brady who just started like two weeks ago? He was making that yesterday. I think he wanted to quit. Did it almost blow up the machine you were using because there was so much to do? Yeah, it was a bit frustrating, hey, trying to sort that one out.

You guys are amazing singers. Oh, thanks, Brady. You have to say that contractually. Yeah, it's actually, there's one. I'll take it off the list. One of a week, thank you. You get your bonus this week, Brady? Well done.

Okay, turns out there is a wife who has one of those smart digital scales that you can stand on and it sinks up to your phone. So kind of tracks what you're doing. And I imagine you can probably track your eating habits and whatever. And you just get more data about what's working and what's not working. I feel like that's too.

You don't need smart scales. That's something you buy when you're like you've got everything. Well, here's the thing. She knows what she weighs. And she knows what her husband weighs, which are the only two people using the scales. And she weighs 86 kilos, give or take. and at 12.30 a.m., so just after midnight,

on a Saturday morning when she was away on a work trip, someone weighed in at 55 kilos. 55, they needed to go to hospital. 55? 55 kilos. Oh my goodness, they're very small. 55. So, it wasn't her husband.

It wasn't her. Does she have kids? Because we eliminate their amount. No, no. I guess that's the thing. If you did, you'd be like, oh, maybe the kids were piggybacking each other and standing on it together.

at the same time, but because they live together, just the two of them, her smart skills have caught her husband cheating. And it's got to be the most random, unique way that anyone in the world has ever caught their partner cheating.

You've heard the ones where the partners borrowed the, like, Apple Watch, the smart watch, and then the text from the mistress or the person they're cheating on them with come through to the phone, to the watch? You know, and they've gone, what the hell? What's going on there? I hope you don't have a story, you poor, poor,

I know, but we do want it. What was the super unique, random way that you realize they were cheating? And they were like, I can't believe of all the ways I got caught, that was the way. Would we take, they just walked in and they were sleeping together? Or is that not random enough? I mean, I think that happens to, I mean, that's happened to me before. It's like with the jam, right, in Shakita. Yeah, she just noticed that someone's eating the jam and her husband doesn't like it.

Yeah, notoriously doesn't like jam. She got back from tour and was like, why is the jam almost gone? Uh-huh. True. What's the thing that happened We had, oh my God, they're cheating on me. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh.

We want to know what's the super unique way you caught your partner cheating after a woman has smart scales that sink to her phone, and it turns out somebody stood on the scales that was 30 kilos lighter than her after midnight on a work trip that she was away for. How do I know when the scales are smart, so I know to tell my mistress when she's over?

Well, you've got ones that, if they have an app that connects to your phone, then that would be it. Unfortunately, kind of we've got plenty of goulds. Which is sad. Somebody else was saying that they could check on their Uber Eats while they were away. Their partner had ordered a bunch of food. And there were two tuna spicy rolls, and her husband hates seafood.

Oh, that's a telltale sign. So she brought up the conversation. Let's just say it didn't end well. Yeah, and that's when you start seeing the lies tumble out, I imagine. Hey, Megan. Hey. Hey, okay, how did you catch your ex cheating? through a smart watch

Oh see now I've heard this before We were talking about it So did you borrow it or something No I actually plugged it in And it popped up Live up with a message What was the message that popped up That made you go that's not right

About hanging out on the weekend That I was away Oh yeah yeah Oh god your heart Your heart must have sucked Take us to that moment What like how did you feel What did you do

Yeah because there's I guess the instinct To just call them straight away Or face to face Or do you play the long game and you know for months and you plot your revenge. Oh, no, I called him out straight away. Was he in the room? I wasn't waiting around.

But, yeah, no, pretty shitty way to find out and pretty shitty situation. Did he admit it or did he try and lie his way out of it? No, he did admit it. How long had you been together? Five years. Oh, that sucks. Oh, you poor thing, Megan, that sucks. And one more question.

Did you know her? No. Okay, totally. That's, I guess, one little bonus, because it would suck if they were like free news or something. Lucy. Yes, hello. Okay, how did you catch the cheetah? She actually had a feeling he might have had a girlfriend, so she intentionally left her hair tie in his bed.

Good bitch. That's amazing. So she did it for you. She left you a little secret message. Yeah. Oh, like the Jack and Jill. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, and now, so then you found the hair tie, and you're like, Like that's not mine. Wow. And it worked. I was like, well, I've got brown hair and this is a blonde hair tie. So what's this about? And he was like, oh, no, no. It was the previous tenant.

I was like, mate, it's in your bed. Previous tenant? And how did you know that she did it on purpose and didn't do it just accidentally leave a hair tie in the bed? Because that could happen too. Because one of his flatmates actually then told me that he'd seen a girl coming around. And so I reached out to her and then she messaged me and we became friends. Oh my, great. So lost a boyfriend, gained a girlfriend.

Yeah. Yeah, great. Thanks, Liz. All right, we've got time for one more. Jordan, what was the unique way that you found out they were cheating? So I had a suspicion that something was happening. And so we keep having our arguments and, like, he would gaslight me all my fault, all my fault. Then the neighbours kind of heard our arguments.

And then they felt like they couldn't sit back any longer and came in it. and came and told me everything. Oh, so they'd been witnessing... Has photos, had to see. There he is again, and he's not with Jordan. Take a photo, take a photo, babe. Yeah. So that'd be witnessing the girls coming over.

They'd be pulling up. Oh, wow. Sorry? They'd witness like the girls coming over. Was there more than one? No, it was just the same. For the months and months. Wow, and now are you and her best friends?

I know. You got the neighbors, though. How long ago was this, Jordan? About six months ago. Oh, you poor thing. Still got the neighbors? No, I've moved up on the house. If you're enough, you'd get it far away as possible.

Wow. Yeah. Ooh. They got on the neighbour song and that must mean that they felt loyal to you over him as well, you know, at some point. I was so thankful. Yeah. I was so thankful. I mean, all the calls we've had, most of the texts are girls saying they're male partner cheated on them.

It's very really the girl, is it? It can be. It can be, but it looks like from our text at least. Yeah. In fact, all of them are. guys doing the cheating. Well, maybe, yeah. I mean, maybe the guys, no.

Go on, Clint. Clint, A, always trying to stick up for them. I'm trying to keep a balance. I was like, you know what, Clint, you don't need to do that. Leave them hollow. The evidence is black and white, unfortunately. Yeah, yeah, just, yeah, we don't like cheaters, cool. All right, take the edge off my life if you've registered.

We could be calling you after 8 o'clock and paying for exactly what you've asked for, provided you answer the phone with Take the Edge. Of my life. The Clint Meggin' Dan podcast. Take the edge off. Take the edge off. Take the edge off. You could be winning whatever you need to take the edge off.

All right. Are we looking to call this morning? We're going to be calling Amy. I'm going to read out what she wrote in actually. Because I think it's really lovely. My son had to leave his job due to no fault of his own. And after a few weeks, he's about to start a new one. Thankfully, I got his waft sorted and would love to also help pay his rego as well

and fill the tank before he starts. but I just can't afford it right now, not that he's asked me. I would appreciate if you could help me with him getting back on track. He is a great boy and doesn't ask for anything. I really wish I could have done this for him. That's so lovely. Come on, you get a bloody pick her up. Yeah.

You have to answer. Take the edge off my life. Oh, God, if she doesn't answer. Amy, pick up the phone. Take the edge off my life. No, we shouldn't have read it out. Oh, oh. It's not going to pick up.

Amy. Go to reach, Amy. Sorry, I can't take a ball at the moment, but please leave me a message. Let's not leave a message. We don't want to rub it in. The way the music sort of ramped just before her answer for it really made me feel like the stars were aligning there in the radio. I think it's better for her if she doesn't know. She had the chance of winning.

That's a real shame. Oh, that's so sad. That's the name of the game, guys. I'm so sorry. That is the way we play. You have to answer the phone at least. And then money goes back into the pool. So if you've asked for something, you've got a better chance of...

having a given to you. $30,000 worth of cash that will be given away. And we'll continue to play until we give it all away. You can send us a note, a video or voice message on the road app, or text the word, edge to 334. And there's thousands of messages like that one, you know, so that it'll just go back into the kitty, and hopefully someone else deserving wins it.

And let's also, if we know Amy, let's not text her. Yeah, no one, let's just leave Amy in the note. Like, don't just leave her in the... Ignorance is bliss. She's going to see the miss calls. it may be assumed. Yeah, okay. Next on the show to cheer everyone up,

a new edition of Dan's Diary. Meg has the book. We're getting to the end of it. What did Dan pin to paper over 20 years ago that he had no idea would be read out on national radio in his... Yeah, this is the business side of Dan coming through. Oh, really?

What do you mean the business side? The business side. Trying to work out how to make some extra money. Entrepreneur. Oh, my goodness me. Taking the shark tank. Okay. Was he aiming a hire?

or lower than radio announcer? Ooh. I'm glad he went to radio announcer. I don't think this was going to do much for you, mate. I'm in an upgrade. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Brand new episode. Meg's excited.

Strap yourselves in. You guys might learn how to make an extra buck or two, Meg, thanks. Between the formative ages of 13 and 18, a young Dan Webby sat down every night to write a diary. And now the contents of those diaries are for us to read and for the nation to enjoy. This is Dan's. I got a newsletter to get, I'm sorry, yeah, got a newsletter to give parents that says school is banning wheelie shoes.

Oh, heilies. Yeah. My kids have those and I got so annoyed they didn't do them in adult sizes. I remember that vaguely. It's because Grant skated down G-block Hill and went through the window. Oh, that'll do it. Apparently his knee was so munted he needed surgery, idiot. Munted.

Let's bring back munted. Munted knee. Oh, that was like the most overused word. I love munted. He would have been the mantis right up until he went through the window. He would have been like, whoa, Grant, look at him. Oh, he's gone through the window. Oh, his knees muttered.

Me and Nick found 20 old expired magazines in the rubbish bin around the back of Cockle Bay Derry. What a hall. There is four performance car magazines, eight women's days, four Empire mags, two FHMs, and two penthouses. Nick has one of the penthouse mags in his bag right now. Of course he does.

And then sold the other one to eight of a table. 10 bucks. We're going to split it so we get $5 each. I'm going to check the bid again for more mags next week. We're going to be rich as long as Nick doesn't keep them all. So there were two magazines that were quite different to the others. So how come he took one and sold the other?

You didn't go out of money. I know. Well, I think he must have, I think he was the one that found them. So he said bags. I remember quite vividly standing over. It was like one of those. big skip bins and like reaching in and he was like holding my legs to like get to them and they'd cut the off the top so you couldn't see what the brand of the magazine was but all

the pages were intact so you could like read them well you read them okay so you got the women's days so he got the articles oh jj fete he's uh doing something he's just got a quiz there i and the leader of the pact and they got the what starts honey eunuch i've got a sagittarius here it's going to be a good month. He got the penthouse and the FHMs. But you know, 10 bucks for a mag, that was going to be your money maker. I don't remember if we made any more money from that. Yeah.

I don't know if it was a lucrative money-spinner business. I think they'd get them all. Yeah, I'm still here, unfortunately. We thought we could do high school hustlers. Next. Like, in high school, we used somebody that was working out how to turn a quick buck. Oh, you went to school with a guy or a girl where they were on to a money maker and you're like, damn it, why don't I think of that?

They would sell something that maybe they would buy it up from the tuck shop or... Cigarettes were a classic, hey? Really? Oh, yeah, at my school. Oh, I used to get roll-ups and then roll chocolate chips off the top of my musli bars inside the roll-ups and squish them into like... At high school? No, at primary school.

Oh, I was going to say. Into like a new kind of lolly that was like a rolled-up, a gummed-up roll-up with chocolate chips inside and sell them. And you, like, roll them up with your hands. Like, who bought them? I don't know, there was this one girl who kept... coming back. I love those. I love those,

I love those roll-up. Whatever you do with them, I'll take 10. Producer Carl. I had a mate who would go to the warehouse and buy a slab of the, like, Coke and Fanza and you know. Jolly drinks. Yeah, no, no, no, actual Coke and fans are and stuff, but it was a slab and he got it for cheap.

Then he'd sell them at school out of a chili bin and undercut. That would tuck shop. Oh, that's smart. 50 cents cheaper. Love it. Made a killing. He bought himself like a scooter, like a, wren, ran, ran, ran. It was so cool.

So he took a chili bin to school them every day. Yeah, man. Yeah, he was making. Cash. Cartman that around. Well, you'd have to get your mum to drop you off. You wouldn't be catching the bus with a chili bin, eh? High school hustlers, but we also take primary school hustlers,

intermediate hustlers. What were you selling at school? And we want the kind of underground stuff if we can get it. Not like you were actually really talented and went to markets and stuff. The old sanctions shit, that's what we want. Yeah, we're doing the old paper run. We all did that. Yeah, yeah.

You want the crushed up biscuits and roll-ups kind of stuff. Selling FHMs that you found in a bin around the back of Cocker Bay Dairy. Yeah. It's still there, by the way, Cocker Bay Dairy. Go go check it out. Go check the skip bin behind. It's a gold mine. We should go.

Bit of a work trip. We should. Yeah. We're talking high school hustlers. Oh, hussler, baby. Yeah, that's because Dan used to go into the bins behind dairies, find old magazines and sell them, naughty magazines, sell them to other people. Well, you're making it sound like I did it once with one magazine.

Yeah. So it wasn't a lucrative business. But man, oh man, the floodgates have opened. There is some entrepreneurs listening to this show. Callum has just sparked an old memory of something that I used to do that I completely forgot about. Hey, Callum. Hey, how are you? So what were you making money for at high school?

Yeah, so I started hocking off DVDs before they were coming out. Got the old DVD burner action. Brilliant. Making heaps of the students. I was Topshop King. I had a couple of pictures involved in it too. God, there was a ring. What was the copy, what was the movie that you sold the most of?

Oh, stompy ass, just went ballistic Stompy ass, it just went ballistic Stompy R? Is that what Cheney Tateum? Or is that before him? He was like, step up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, about 30 copies of that.

Wait, so what are you? Okay, so if you're a Huster and Haskin, what do you do now? I'm an appliance technician. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You doing any stuff falling off the truck? Oh, yeah, hot cars all the time still. Yeah.

The wheel of dealing. Thanks, okay. I remember? When they've discovered how to use line wire and you download illegal music and then people would just give me a list of songs that they wanted and I'd go and burn them all to one CD

and then charge them 10 bucks. Oh, you were charging them? So I was doing like, now that's what I call music before that came out. True. Wow. Allie has also said that teachers got involved

when her brother was making homebrew and spirits in high school and sold it to the teachers. That's moonshine. Yeah. That's so good. Tina, morning. Hello.

Hey, what did your husband used to do? at school to make a living? He used to make little tasers out of the flash from disposable cameras. That is amazing. So like to girls and stuff for they're walking home at night, he's a taser that you can use?

No, no, more just like, I'm going to shock you. And it was just like a little shock, but he somehow managed to get old disposable cameras and use the flash mechanism to make a taser, just like a little shock thing. And what does he do now for a living? And he was, he repiles houses.

Okay. Repiles houses. If he was a police officer, I'd be worried. Yeah, true. Also, let's go to Jade. I don't think this would make a business now, to be fair. I think you'd be losing money, but what did you used to do at school? Yeah.

We used to sell dollar smokes. Oh, dollar cigarettes. Yeah, because you, I guess. Yeah, we did. And our picket used to be $9.50 for a poor mole of 20s. and we used to make like an extra $10 50 of them. And then we went in for a 30 gram of tobacco and we would sell them for 50 cents.

Wow, diversifying. But you know what's sad? I've just seen that. Apparently kids are charging per huff on a vape now. That's sad. Yeah, kids, if you're on the way into school, you're listening, man. Don't let that be your future. That's why smokes are so expensive.

We're trying to get them, trying to make New Zealand smoke free. And vaping's no better for you. That's not cool. Yeah. And also he had just puffing on a... Save your money. Save us on the car. Jana just said my friend's daughter was selling croc gibbets at school.

I don't know if she's buying them off T-moon. Yeah, that would be cheapies. She made thousands. And then she got a cease and desist letter from Crocs. Oh my goodness. She must be making a lot of money if Crocs are going, no, what, you're not making money off us. I might have to bring this back because, my goodness, there is some smart...

See, the thing is, it's hard to be mad at the kids because you go, well, you're making money. Did she go to Teppoke High School? We were selling a dollar siggy's there as well. Someone was writing love notes for the fancy girls to send to their partners, and they were writing them fancy letter. So they were like chat GPT for the rest of the school? Yeah, but she didn't get paid.

She just got to be friends with them. Hey, that's a form of payment. You're in the cool group. Someone else was in charge of all the lockers, selling like lockers that were at the top that were obviously more sought after for where they were height-wise and where they were in the school.

I couldn't help but be impressed, unless you're doing something naughty, you know, like smokes a lot, babes, but I couldn't help me be impressed. So I'd like buy your locker me for like 20 bucks. You swap with me, but then I go and sell it because it's such a good lock. It's a Dan for 40. And I'm just like making money on top of everyone else's lost. Yeah, that is good.

I'm getting a bad deal there. Because yesterday I'm not sure what happened after the show. Maybe we'd had a pre-workout. Like energy drink, but none of us did any working out. And we got a little crazy. And we came up with this couple of intros. And to be fair, in the bright, light of Wednesday morning

they don't hit the same. No. I think I'm... This was your idea, for sure. Yeah, but the execution and where we landed isn't where I thought we were going to enough. Let's have a vote because I vote. They don't see the light of day. I've heard it now and I've gone, we were in the wrong there. Brady, our producer, had nothing to do

with it. It's right. When something strange sitting in your cart, who you're going to call Cartbusters? It's the worst thing we've ever done. It's terrible. And we've done some... absolute shit on the show. Who you gonna call?

Oh my God. Because we gave Meg the roll out. How you gonna call? Oh man. We did that about, that's like the 100th take as well. Producer Carl. It just didn't need all three of you.

You know what I mean? It didn't have to be a group project. Oh, where were you yesterday? I left the room because it was so bad. You could have told us that. You're the executive producer. We record over ghost buses and say carbusters. That's all it needed.

You know what, Carl, you're the captain of the ship. If this ship sinks, you're the one that needs to stay on it. Have you seen the Titanic, the old guy, when he stands there and then the glass breaks and he definitely drown? No, that was hundreds of years ago when men had honour. I have a lifeboat in it, bro. Dad's the one kicking off the women and children.

Meg's trying to get on. He's like, get off. Anyway. Cart busters is where we think that lots of people do what Dan and I do, which is window shop online, put things in the cart. We want you to call us and tell us what's in your cart and we'll say yes or no whether it's worth you buying it. Yeah, you're doing some window shopping maybe last night on an online website.

be Sephora, could be glasses. Yeah. Could be another one. And you've put it in and you've gone... Mecca. You've almost forgotten about it and just gone away with it because it's too expensive. Sometimes they email you and they go, have you forgotten something? Revolve.

Oh yeah. Okay, let us know what's currently sitting in the cart and we'll tell you whether, you know what, treat yourself, you do need that or not. You're being silly. You've already got enough pants. Yeah, yeah. So you just need like your impartial friends. Yeah. What if I told you that I was, I had three new pairs of boxer shorts, totaling $70.

How many boxer shorts do you have at the moment that have the gusset? You'd be lucky if you found way. All right, you can get the... Yeah, I think when was the last time you bought underwear? No, I'm not... I think you should treat yourself, mate, to clean undies. Okay. So you've just got a big hole down there in your undies.

Yeah. It's comfortable, though. Freezing. Okay. Okay. Carbusters, what's in your car, and we'll either convince you to check out or to empty it next.

Delete the intro now. If it's really good, Clint will pay for it to get out of it. He's got a thing called the Jesus Fund. He'll pay for it. I found out yesterday that Dan likes to put things in a cart and then have no intention of buying them and it sort of gets rid of the impulse it. Meg does it as well.

Turns out a lot of people do it. Not at a physical store because that would be annoying. If I just left my trolley sitting here. Don't have been wasted time. So we want to know what's in your cart currently, and we'll let you know whether or not we think you actually do need that or whether you should empty car. Who you're going to call?

Card Busters! Can we not play that again, please? So embarrassing. It really is. So if you're wondering who to call, like Meg said. Who you're going to call? Card Busters! Call us.

Who you going to call? I did see this text, and let's start off with the text one. I have a pair of Uggslipper City in my cart. Should we say yes or no? Yes, I've got a pair of ugg slippers. They are the best, and they've lasted me like four years. They're fantastic. Never had a pair of slippers I liked.

Have you had a pair of ugs or even just proper sheep? My feet are always hot. Oh. Yeah, like I've run a hot foot system. Really, get him. We approve. It's disgusting. Mia.

Good morning, Jen. Shopping. What are you buying online, or at least what's in your car? So it's a sheen hall of mum work stuff and some kids clothes. for $449.99. God, there's a lot of clothes if you're getting it from Shee. And they're made by choice. No.

I say no. You know what I say? No children. I say, let's see if we can bring the cart down to probably like a quarter of the items and then those ones you'll really enjoy. But the more you buy, when it arrives, it'll all just be crap that you're going to find places for. Yeah, it feels like you need to do bulk, but maybe you could not go to Sheen and just buy the same amount of things. Like, less things.

I mean, we do love a Shee and buy it out. Oh, do you? Yeah. Do you really? Yeah, that's not surprising about the Randall. Carried away, Mia, because you go, oh, that's only 12 bucks. And that's only 8 bucks. That's 24 bucks. But then you're right. You get to the end and it's $450.

So what are we going to say? Yeah, it's like some of the stuff from Sheen is actually quite nice. But then I've got, you know, a back support in there because I'm a big boobied gal and my back just always hurt. Okay, let's do this. For every one you keep, you've got to remove one from cart. Yeah, keep the back support. So halve it down.

Yeah. Okay. Okay, then we'll allow that. $225 approved. Okay, morning Kay. Kay, what's in the cart? It's a collar for my dog. A dog collar.

So you have a dog, that's good. Okay. Does it have a collar already? It does have multiple collars. Well, they're no. What a stupid decision. And is it true that it's $28 U.S. dollars, which is $50 for a collar? Yeah, and it's $20 tipping.

No. No. Kay, come on. A dog can only wear one collar. Look at me, Kay, you don't need the dog collie. You've already got multiple. Okay? She's trying to accessorize a dog, though.

What's so special about this one? It's pretty. No. Okay, wait, no, I got one last question. Kay, do you have children? Yes. Okay, you know a dog doesn't need it. Because some people treat their dogs like their kids when they don't have kids.

I get that. That's their inheritance. Beer? What's in the cart? Hi, guys. Hi. I have vinyl player So how much is the vinyl player? What are we talking?

Dan? Well, the one that I've been wanting is costing around $3.50. Oh, yes, an audio technica, I'm guessing. The funny thing is I bought my first vinyl a couple months ago, but I don't have a player. Well, a lot of people just buy vinyl but don't listen to it. They just have it sitting there for decoration. I would argue it's a good purchase. If you've already got the vinyl approved.

Okay, you can buy that beer. Good for you. That's for you. The other person who texts in don't know the name, but it says, I've got $2,000 in Timo orders. Not approved. No way. That must be a lot of shit from Timo because it's all like $2.

Right. Blasters. Wow. Don't need that. Just empty the cart. Start again. If it's still nagging in the back of your mind, you need it, you'll add it to a new cart. Go buy it from Sheehan.

Oh, pregnancy pillows. Yeah, treat yourself. Anything to make you more. comfortable. Absolutely approved. I hear it's not a fun ride for all women. Running shoes, get into running, it's lovely. Yeah, good for your mental health. Approved.

Approved. Oh, kids, winter pajamas. Approved. Yeah, and apparently for that person they had their Ugg boots, apparently Kmart sales ice ice now. They do, I saw them the other day, actually. Their proper sheepskin, go and get those ones. Okay, approved. Approved. Next time you get an email that says, hey guys, hey, do you want to purchase these products? Then you go, oh God, who am I going to call about that? Who are you going to call?

Cart Busters! New puppy, approved. I don't know why that's in a cart. It seems like a weird place. I hope it's not from T-boo. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more,

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