The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW Hit the Spot lives on!!

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan with Ash London in this jam-packed episode filled with laughter, unexpected confessions, and heartfelt moments. Dan fac...es immense pressure to save the 'Hit the Spot' segment with a challenging Whitney Houston song. Meanwhile, a hilarious debate emerges over whether the old lady in Titanic truly dies at the end, leading to unexpected listener revelations. Ash attempts a relationship health check with her hilariously uncooperative husband, and Dan shares a story about his adorable toddler embarrassing him in public. Don't miss the emotional highs, laughs, and a special guest appearance by Dacre Montgomery! 00:00 Introduction and Team Banter04:58 Hit the Spot Challenge15:21 Scandal and News24:25 Prize Winning Strategies30:18 Emotional Contest Moments37:15 Producer's Diary and Highlights41:02 Producer Diaries and Weekend Wishes45:01 Stranger Things Star's New Zealand Film50:57 Titanic Misconceptions and Debates01:05:10 Hit the Spot Challenge01:12:44 Relationship Health Check Challenge01:18:05 Kids Say the Darndest Things

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Megan Dan's only fans. Podcast that is Clint Meg and Dan with at London. Beatt Brecky. Good morning. It's two to six on your Friday. We made it. Good morning team. It feels like a short week for me.
Starting point is 00:00:24 I feel like really short because I was away two days. Yeah, but you were dying in the meantime. So that sometimes makes it feel long. My goodness me. We've got 10 grand up for grabs 7 and 8 o'clock. We've also got a Kontiki to give away to Bali and return flights, thanks to mix and match. If you get an unknown number calling you just after 7 o'clock, you might want to pick up your phone. Or then it might be telemarketers, though.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Or the police. Worth the risk, though. Yeah. Then at 8 o'clock this morning, I've never practiced more for anything in my life. I've never seen you like this. I'm so nervous. I came into the studio and you. Like, borderline rude to me
Starting point is 00:01:02 Because he was so in the zone I had to leave and get a coffee Yeah, I was rude to everybody It was rude to Clint I was rude to my wife last night And it's all because I've hit the spot Oh, it's so hard to do You've chosen the hardest song
Starting point is 00:01:15 Of all time I wish I had it I wish I hadn't I made you other options We said see her chandelier You'd mail that I hate that song Yeah, you got it and now you hate the song
Starting point is 00:01:25 Sorry I'm being rude to you He's in a bad mood Shut up, Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, oh my gosh. It is a Friday. We're about to jump into a throwback. So we're doing a bit of a throwback battle this morning. The three of us are going to throw out what we think is a Friday vibe.
Starting point is 00:01:40 And then we will have to, I guess, cave if we realize someone has chosen a better song than us. Get ready to cave, mofos. I don't know. There's so many options out there. Yeah, but it's all about picking a song that you think the other two people are going to vibe to. And I know you pretty well now, and I think you're both going to vibe to my choice. I've been real selfish with my choice. Yeah, because you're in a selfish zone.
Starting point is 00:02:01 You're in a hit the spot zone. I don't know if I... What'd you want, Dan? Okay. So my Friday song, which I think is going to get the vibes up anywhere, I love it by the man, Lou Bega. Mumbo number five, as if. Now, come on.
Starting point is 00:02:19 I know you're going to poo-poo it because you want your song. No, but it's a crap song. That's not. It's a great song with Monica. I mean, it's good, but it's no, it girl. I mean, it's good, but it's no it girl. I'm in you to be a crime. Crazy how we big girls.
Starting point is 00:02:44 This is it, girl. Give me 25 a line. Derrillo. I think Lou Bega paved the way for Darulo. Lebega's a one hit one. Jason Durla is one of the greatest pop hook writers of our generation. Would he be here? If it wasn't for lose.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Super, yes. Super underrated, I feel as well. Like, considering the amount of hits he has, he's not on the level of many other hip-hop and R&B. And he's had more hits than most of them. And if we did a super cut of like Jason Derulo hooks, as in like a hook if you don't know, is like the hooky part of it's on the chorus.
Starting point is 00:03:18 There's so many. He's a freak and I think he's disrespected. And he is a legend, but neither of these options that you've put forward are as much of a throwback banger as this classic from five bad boys with the power to rock you. It's a good song, I'd say if this wins Lou Begher's been robbed.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Well, Lou Bega has been robbed then. Oh, and it is a majority of two. What a good start as well. It's taking me back to where Meg and I went and saw them live at the power station in Auckland. I would have to do anything to have been there. Was that five or three?
Starting point is 00:04:13 It was three. Oh, those guy. Who came out tonight to get down? We were just eating out of his hand. Is that Meg? Meg. Yeah, actually, if you're listening again, you can hear Meg, me.
Starting point is 00:04:32 All they needed to do is just play a CD of five songs and jump around on stage and I'd be stoked. So great. So great. Man, they're good. That's supposed to be coming out for some, wasn't someone pulling them out of retirement? Was it Robbie Williams or something?
Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah, Robbie Williams did bring them out. Yeah. But they are, they have announced they are reforming. We just don't know what it looks like. All five of them. All five of them. them. The Instagram has been fired up. So something is happening. We just, we don't know the details. Right. For our little coffee ketchup, we're doing something a little bit different this
Starting point is 00:05:04 morning. Hit it. Hit it fucking. You hit the spot. Whoa. Okay. I need to stop dabbing. I know, never stop dabbing. Because I sit directly opposite you and it just feels like me with a joy. I make myself crudence. No, I like when you do it. It makes me feel cooler. Yeah. Oh, yes. All right. Dan is going to try and save hit the spot with an incredibly difficult song, Whitney Houston. Ash is going to give it a go right now just to show, I guess, how difficult it is for a normie versus someone like Dan who has a superpower.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Well, Ash is a muggle. I'm a wizard, and I think it makes... I think, though, maybe you could do it here, in which case, if she nails it, Clint, I'm off the hook. Are you going to have to find something else after 8 o'clock? There's just no way. I tried, like, a couple times at home last night, and I don't do things.
Starting point is 00:05:56 unless I'm good at them straight away. Like, I don't work towards a goal. No, if I can't do it straight away, I give up. So I tried four or five times last night, and it was so off that I was so embarrassed. I just, I was like, no. Yeah, but there is a chance you could just hail me area and for some sort of fluke, you just get it.
Starting point is 00:06:11 It would be luck. And I just want to say, I'm not going to get anywhere near, but if I do, it's luck. I haven't practiced. I'm not good. I'm not good at heading the spot. And I will say this. Even practicing doesn't make it good.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Yeah. Like, you have to really, I almost count on your head. But look, I think you can do it. Have you got any tips for me or are you not going to share your tips? I know, I think just this one of all songs, this more so than any other song, really feel the music. There's no music to feel because it's silence. I know, but that's why you've almost got to like have it inside you. And it sounds weird and a bit wishy-wash.
Starting point is 00:06:43 She's saying it that way. So if you want to hit the spot, you've got to have it inside you. Yes, yes. That's not true. Right up there too. Get it right in there. Yeah. You know what I worry about as well?
Starting point is 00:06:53 Like we're all joking, we're all calm now because it's only 10 past 6. But when it's 10 past 8 and the segment's on the line, the nerves, I think, could add to, like, speeding up at least 10%. That's what I'm worried about. There'll be texts coming through every second. You've got this, Dan. Right now, it's just us and the 6am is. Am I doing it right now?
Starting point is 00:07:10 Yeah, let's do it now. Dan, you've got two hours to stress and practice. But as a bit of a gauge, like a litmus test, how does somebody go in this segment who's only practice five times? Oh, there's a monkey in here. Oh. Life treats you calm. Great voice.
Starting point is 00:07:30 And I hope you have all you've dreamed of. And I wish you joy and happiness. I can't do the run like you. But above all this, I wish you love. And no. She's high old there, yeah. She's, and that's it.
Starting point is 00:08:03 I'm done. I'm done. We just replay was half down, hey? No, no, no, no. No, no. But that's the thing. I told you, I told you, sometimes you can just fluke out.
Starting point is 00:08:16 Okay. Let's get a replay, because I'm pretty sure that was bang on. Oh, okay. I can pass that. I think I'll pass that. I might have got a quarter, half a second if I'm being biggie.
Starting point is 00:08:25 But the producers all have their hands on the hands. Our mouths are wide open and we've gone, hold on. Guys, I think I'm good, I'm so... Is Ash, the chosen one? That's the feeling. That's the feeling you get when you hit the spot. Well, at first I was like, was it on? And then the shock of everyone, I was like,
Starting point is 00:08:43 it was on. I was just expecting it maybe to be off. And maybe it wasn't off at all. Because I felt the music. That's what I did. As I was doing it, I'm like, I'm pretty sure because I was sort of counting along in my head because I've been practicing overnight.
Starting point is 00:08:53 I feel like that was pretty bang on all the way through. No, no. There's a lot of swearing on the text coming through. I see your text, Steph. Yeah. Yeah, Ash. Boom, Ash. Okay, we've got to take a break and we'll come back.
Starting point is 00:09:07 We'll get a replay and we'll check the tape. I'm shaking. I'm shaking. That was like ridiculous. Wow. I'm not doing it after eight now. There's absolutely no point. You have to.
Starting point is 00:09:17 I don't see sure I did it. There's no point. Let's replay. Ash going to save your segment. Ash is only, she can't save the. She's doing mad leaves. She's now to hit the spotter. She's on Matt leave.
Starting point is 00:09:28 The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Hit it, hit it, bogey. He hit it. He hit the spot. Whoa. 8 o'clock this morning. The plan has been all week that Dan will perform one song to try and save hit the spot for good or it goes in the bin after he's had a few misses lately. Now what?
Starting point is 00:09:44 Now, here's the question. Does it still go in the bin if I fail today even though Ash has nailed it? Have I nailed it? Ash pick up, and then Ash picks up the mantle. No, no, no, no, I did not want that responsibility. I hand over my wand, Dave. Mine was a fluke, it'll never happen again. I've got quite a small wand, you've got a big one.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Ash made a great analogy that when you watch the Olympics sometimes, it's hard to know how incredible they are unless you chuck. Sometimes it'd be nice to chuck in someone with no training and watch them run around the track and go, okay. That's me. That person represents me. Ash was attempting hit the spot with the same song earlier to represent you, the listener. The normie, the punter, the normal person who's going to stuff
Starting point is 00:10:22 it up. And unfortunately, we think she absolutely nailed it. Just swoosh. I can't. I'm still shaking. I've got the replay here. Jill, you didn't hear Ash do it. No, I didn't. I was in the shower. I'm so looking forward to it. You, you missed out on some of the best live radio. So we're going to replay it for you. I took my clothes off, Jill, because I was so stressed that I had started stripping my clothes off. I think about you guys are lying or not. I never know whether this is going to be awful or good. Well, to be fair, we were in the moment, so we haven't heard it.
Starting point is 00:10:52 again but I think it was pretty bang on we've got a jury of three so Jill you Nick and Lauren we need a majority of two from three and I'm ready you missed it or you nailed it if they say I missed it because we haven't heard it back we were in the moment I am ready if they say I missed it I will concede defeat and we'll move on
Starting point is 00:11:09 and let the master try okay I'm so nervous to hear it back what's the moment that happened six minutes ago on the show you have all you've dreamed of and I wish you die I can't do the run like you
Starting point is 00:11:25 But above all this I wish you love Oh Oh And I Oh Oh I'm hell
Starting point is 00:11:46 What are you think Awesome Do you know what Yeah No, that's really good, do you? Maybe she didn't know that Whitney was dead because she's Whitney reincarnated. Maybe I am Whitney.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Okay, maybe Whitney's inside her. So there's no pressure, but are you saying Ash hit the spot or missed the spot? And again, when... No, I think she hit it. It's hard, but she hit it, definitely. Okay, you said you think she hit it, but then you said she definitely hit it,
Starting point is 00:12:15 so we're going with definitely? Yeah, let's go with definitely hit it. Okay. I mean, there's no way that you could hear that not I think it wasn't to hit the spot. Okay, Nick, you are up to the podium next as juror number two. I'm going to give you another listen to just the moment. Guys, I think I was better.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Nick? It's bloody good, but I mean, I'll let Nick decide. The pressure. I think Dan might be out of the job Yeah, I think I think there might be like A very milly, millisecond off, but here's the thing
Starting point is 00:13:01 I don't, I don't think I can do it any closer. Yeah. I don't know. Are you saying that's, yeah, sorry Nick. Is there actually an and or is it just an eye? It is an and eye. Oh. But the issue is, and we've talked about this, the reason why I'm bringing the music back up at I is because there's nothing being sung.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Yes. So I don't actually know when Whitney's going to say and, so I need an audio cue from, say, Ash, or Dan, to say and then I know to bring it up. And that's why we bang the table, maybe we need to, we need to line it up and see the bang. Maybe, you know, Webgirl Bella needs to do something in the back end. So what you're saying is, Dan, it's as close as you can get. Well, no, you can obviously get slightly closer, but I don't know if that's physically possible without some sort of fluke. Lauren, juror number three, here it is again.
Starting point is 00:13:49 Absolutely nailed it Absolutely nailed it Thank you darling, thank you Lauren So I don't think I can get any closer Lauren, okay the second question Do you want to hear Dan attempt it again at 8 or does it feel like redundant? Oh no, Dan you've got to give it a go You've got to see if you can live up to it as well
Starting point is 00:14:15 Yeah Because imagine if you get it even closer or you bet You did as well as I did, as a show. You're right, actually depends on what we're giving as a margin of error. Yes. And so if a margin of error is half a second, then you definitely... It wasn't even half a quarter. A quarter of a second.
Starting point is 00:14:31 If we're being... Maybe less. Yeah. If I attempt it and I'm less and I'm off more. Ash next week, let's see if her power is real and she then attempts another one. Yeah, because she could just be a fluke. I see, but I only nailed it because I fluked it. So the rule will have to be, I can't practice.
Starting point is 00:15:07 I know. I think it's a fluke, but there's power inside you. I've trained you well, young one. My Jedi. Yeah, Marilyn, good point. The rest of the country probably thinks the same. Man up, Dan, you're doing it at eight. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:15:18 I just don't want to overshadow what was already perfection. No, you could do better than that. Clint Megan's Anne. Spinky boo. Scandal. A scandal. Quite a scandal. Scandal with Ash London.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Really? Really, really heartbreaking stuff here. So yesterday Kelly Clarkson announced that she would have to delay her Vegas residency. She said the father of her children, so her ex-husband who she divorced three years ago, is ill and she needed to be with her kids and him. And it's the same reason that she took time off of her show, the Kelly Clarkson show, she said, the father of my children is ill. No, there was no news releases to like what was wrong with him or even yesterday I googled like Kelly Clark's and ex-husband illness and the family obviously kept a very private.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Well, I've just read a couple of minutes ago that he's actually passed away. Brandon Blackstock had 48 years old after a battle with cancer that lasted three years. The statement says Brandon bravely battled cancer for more than three years. He passed away peacefully and was surrounded by family. we thank you for your thoughts and prayers and ask everyone to respect the family's privacy during this very difficult time. So just absolutely horrible stuff.
Starting point is 00:16:26 He's got two kids, eight years and ten years old. Every parent's nightmare. It just everybody loses. So, look, sending love, but I imagine that, you know, she'll need to prioritise being a mum to her poor little kids have lost their papa for the next while. So I'm not sure we will see much of her. But isn't that just, God, it makes you feel sick?
Starting point is 00:16:44 They would have had a good relationship as well, obviously. Well, they didn't. They had a very, they had a horrible divorce that was very publicised, but I think, yeah, sorry. So the opposite of what, you know. But I think it seems to me that, like, since this has happened, they've put it aside and she said, well, I need to be there for my kids. Right. Even the fact that she doesn't say my husband.
Starting point is 00:17:05 She won't be that sad then. She'll be, I'm sure she'll be sad for her children. Yeah. You know what I mean? I've got, same as them. I've got an eight and a 10-year-old. And then you just start putting yourself in their position being like, imagine when you're going through the cancer treatment and the struggle
Starting point is 00:17:18 and you're trying to beat it and then starting to think about what... And what do you tell them? What's going to happen if you're not around like in terms of your kids and the input that you want to have into their lives and the difference that you know that you will make? After I googled this because yesterday
Starting point is 00:17:31 I was thinking about it all day the fact that he was obviously very sick for her to pull out of things and I was driving home and started crying thinking about dying and having to like and buddy being sad and my husband having to be like Like your kid isn't going to forget you
Starting point is 00:17:47 They're going to be sad for years And as a parent you're then grieving And then it's just unfathomable Yeah, it would be hard Because you're grieving for yourself For losing your partner But then you're grieving for the kids Probably even more so
Starting point is 00:17:58 If you put on a brave face for them And honour their grief But then also like Oh, it's just so horrible God, cancer can eat a dick Yeah It sucks so hard Go away, just e-off
Starting point is 00:18:10 No one wants you It's just pointless, futile It's just horrible So, look, sending all their love to the whole family. Baffles me how we haven't cracked that yet, eh, and worked out, like, a pill that you can just take and just kills cancer cells. Like, of all the things, why doesn't the whole world, like,
Starting point is 00:18:26 all the scientists, let's just figure out cancer. We all come together, yeah, we're going to stop doing all the stupid studies. You know, those, like, dumb studies that we read. Yeah. Or, like, $100 billion for, like, nuclear and helicopters, like submarines. No, just put it all to cancer, please. Yeah, but the people that are doing the studies for, like, customer service and stuff, Clint, don't just go,
Starting point is 00:18:44 over to cancer. Yeah. They're going, oh, let's drop tools to do cancer now. I think it needs a very specialised
Starting point is 00:18:50 person to be able to like solve it. Yeah, just get the smartest people in the world to all come together and go, guys, we've got 12 months and we're
Starting point is 00:18:55 going to crash this bloody thing. Yeah. A billion dollars whoever does it. 10 billion dollars to whoever does it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:01 That's crazy man. Yeah, very, very sad stuff. Okay. Scandles all thanks to Kontiki and mix a match. Coming up at 7. Team past, I'd say,
Starting point is 00:19:09 we're going to be giving away that Konticki, so if you've dropped to pin over the last couple of weeks and you were closest we could have some very good news for you going into the weekends. So right now someone's just going about their mundane life. Not knowing
Starting point is 00:19:21 that they're going on a kentickey. Yep. And boring. Got nothing to look forward to life and then all a sudden. Boom, barley baby. Come on. Come on. How good. Ash was teasing us has been for the last 40 minutes about naughty 640. This is great story. Saying that she's got something good.
Starting point is 00:19:37 It's really good. All right. Clint, Megan, Dan. Is she got a naughty 640 for us? Yeah, something I didn't realize would end up being naughty at all. But this is a mystery that's been unfolding in one of my girls' chats for months and months and months. It's me, Anna, and Shaz, the three of us have a specific girls group because of a mystery that's been unfolding in Anna's life. Anna is a mum of two. She lives in Melbourne in like the city fringe.
Starting point is 00:20:00 So I live in an old converted pub and all this is very important for the story to understand. She's the one sitting in the same. A converted pub and downstairs they've got shops, right? So she, a couple of months ago, sent us a late-night message, like, guys, there is a sound coming from my bedroom and it is driving me crazy. I thought it was one of the boys' toys. The best I can describe it, it's kind of like the Little Mermaid Under the Sea Sound. So, like, she, like, stripped the sheets, upturned the mattress, went through the drawers. They've got a nanny.
Starting point is 00:20:31 She asked the nanny, have you, like, accidentally put any of the boys, did they have a little mermaid? She's like, no, they don't, for months and months and months. Of all the sounds, though, it's not an awful one. Not an awful sound. But when you don't know where it's coming from, you can imagine how crazy she was going. So every kind of couple of days, she'd be like, the Little Mermaid thing's happening again.
Starting point is 00:20:50 I'm going crazy. How weird. And I can only hear it in my bedroom. So about a week ago, she started keeping, I'll show it to you, keeping a list of times that she'd heard it because it was starting to get really, like, make her feel a bit crazy.
Starting point is 00:21:05 So the list is called the, chime approximately 8.50 p.m. Monday, 4th of August. 9.06, Tuesday, 5th of August. 9.49, Tuesday, 5th. She's gone on from full week with every time. And it's always between kind of 8.30 and 9.30. So she's like, maybe it's on some sort of a late night timer. But none of the times were exactly right. So she's got one of her girlfriends over last night. And I woke up to this this morning, this insane resolution. And the girl chat started with, where is it? You guys No, that's something different actually
Starting point is 00:21:40 I can't read that out There's something even more juicy You guys With her husband Can I just have a vint about Dan? Jesus. Okay, so she said Capital letters
Starting point is 00:21:49 And this is 1101 Auckland time There has been a breakthrough And it's hilarious The Chime has been located The mystery is solved You're going to die It does in fact
Starting point is 00:22:04 involve sex toys because for a while we were like, maybe you have like accidentally left it. She's like, I don't have any toys that make that sound. So she's got a friend over last night. She's explaining the whole under-the-seam mystery. And a friend says to her, maybe it's one of the shops downstairs. And she's like, but it only happens late at night. No shops are open.
Starting point is 00:22:24 And her friend looked at her in the eye and said, well, one shop's open. And it's the adult store underneath her house. So the two of them, put their shoes on, put their jackets on. they go downstairs to the adult store that Anna has probably frequented once or twice but never late at night and take a listen to what happens when they go downstairs to the adult store
Starting point is 00:22:44 it's part of the doorbell at the sex toy shop under Anna's house which is why they only hear the under the sea sound at night time Wow. And that's why they do it. Baby, it's wetter, better down where it's wetter, take it from me.
Starting point is 00:23:11 So it's a funny thing that the adult store plays. I was going to go, what's the correlation between Six Toys and Little Mermaid? Now we know. Darling, it's better down where it's wetter. Can you believe? I love that. She thought it was one of the kids' toys, like a little mermaid toy, stripping the sheets.
Starting point is 00:23:30 She'd gone through her whole wardrobe, cupboard, emptied out of her size. tables and it was the Little Mermaid doorbell at the adult store under her house. I don't, I am blown away that she didn't come to that conclusion quicker. Yeah but you wouldn't associate the Little Mermaid within sex
Starting point is 00:23:46 dog. No, you wouldn't mean? But you'd always... She needs a bit of soundproofing in her apartment. It's something to do with the vents. So the vent, it follows a vent up that only goes to her bedroom. So nowhere else in the house which is why she thought, it's in my bedroom. Every time she hears her, she's like cool, someone else buying some bloody sex
Starting point is 00:24:02 store to go and get their rocks off. What a joy to live up up one of those shops as well. Did she get a discount? Well, she owns it so she gets the rent, pays a mortgage, so she owns the shops under them. Oh, my God. It must be nice. I was going to say, although the sex door doesn't sound like it's going to be there for much longer, if over four days she's only documented six times the customers walking in the door.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Big online sales. Yeah, yeah, online. This is a back door as well. Clint Megan Dan. Spinky Boo. Something that was said on the show, I reckon probably about a month ago when it bumped into a guy who was like, oh, you're on the edge. And I was like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:35 And he goes, oh, my sister has won with you guys and then rattled off cash prizes, overseas holidays. Like big ticket items that she's won on our show or across the edge. And he was like, yeah, she just enters everything that she comes across. She's like a professional prize winner, if that's a real thing. And it got us thinking,
Starting point is 00:24:55 and we decided about a month ago to task our producer Nipia with trying to do something similar. Jusenipia. Got an idea I'd like to pick. to you. How would you like to become a professional prize winner, or at least
Starting point is 00:25:10 enterer? I can, I can enter everything. We as a team would like you. That's a lie. No, no, yeah, you're deep right now. We would like... Oh, Meg always take it to the gutter. She said dirty, my mind would never have gone there. It's a shame really. So we, that was about
Starting point is 00:25:25 four weeks ago and we thought we haven't actually followed this up because the rule actually went on that if Nipia does enter something and win, then why you should care is because we'll make him put the prize on a winning wheel and he's got a 50-50 shot of keeping it or giving it away to you listening on 0800 the edge. Oh, poor Nipia. It's a game of numbers though, isn't it? You have to enter, like, I think some of these professional prize winners, they're entering hundreds. It's a full-time job.
Starting point is 00:25:52 They're sitting at home trawling the internet for, and you get one in a hundred. I reckon it's one in a hundred. Maybe where you're absolutely right, maybe more. Well, we made his job easier by saying you don't have to go out and enter comps but any time you get an email saying would you like to enter this or you buy something at a store and they go hey would you like to put your details down to win a blah blah blah Nevia has to say yes so how many competitions are we currently in the running for at the moment
Starting point is 00:26:16 oh about 10 that's pathetic that's absolutely pathetic and what you must have been over a month oh yeah but you know I'm not like a retail shoper I go to the supermarket I go to the petrol station and then it come home what about your emails don't get emails see I don't usually sign up for that kind of thing, but since I've been signing up, I've been getting a lot more, like, hey, you should enter this thing. You need a
Starting point is 00:26:37 specific email address just for competitions. Yeah, I've been using my normal one. I might have to change it. Nes 69 at gmail.com's got to be saved. More important things. What's the smallest, like, ticket item that you're in the running for, and then the biggest? The smallest ticket one is a set of pans made by Gordon Ramsey, hex-clad set.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Nothing wrong with them. That hex clad are very good and very expensive. Yeah, they're very good. That one's dead in the water, unfortunately. The winner's already got that. So we're out of the running for that one. That's the smallest. What's the biggest ticket item? Well, Dan, you'll like to know that I'm still in the running for a Lego Millennium Falcon set.
Starting point is 00:27:10 The Star Wars, you know, the Star Wars ship. I think the hex-clad thing. About 1,200 bucks. Oh, no. Changes things. I really want that one, so I'll be pissed off if I want to have to give it away. But I've got a list here of the stuff I have entered.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Would you like to know all of them that I've entered? Yeah, go on rip through them. Pappas for a flight center. $1,000 gift card, dead in the water, sorry. My cruises, Hawaiian cruise is. valued at $14,000, also dead in the water. That's better than the Millennium Falcon then. Oh, I thought it was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:27:38 We've entered for an iPhone 16 Pro in a charging case, the full kit. It's also dead in the water, unfortunately. I have entered to win a pizza oven, like you know the ones that you set up outside. Dead in the water? Yeah, it's dead in the water too. We are still in the running for the Edge Kentucky. Guess the pin. That's coming up at 7.30's morning.
Starting point is 00:27:57 I'm hoping to get a ring for that one. I've entered to win an HP Office Jet Pro printer for your office, still in the running for that one. And also a Sunshine Coast Escape Holiday, including car hire, Australia Zoo Passes and Dolphin spotting. Australia Zoo Passes. As far as this personal brand of this show, we're on there. So Nipa's doing the admin, and if he wins,
Starting point is 00:28:18 the great news says, we'll let you know, and then you can steal it from him. I also have this one that keeps popping up my auntie. It says hot milfs in my area. I keep clicking on that one, but I haven't won that one yet, so hopefully. That was the one that couldn't suit you for that. Do you know what would be so amazing?
Starting point is 00:28:32 Because my brain always goes to like the end scenario. Imagine if by chance Nipia bought a lottery ticket and won like $10 million and then it ended up in court because he was like, no, it's my mind. But we were like, we had an agreement that you were supposed to give it. And then we went all the way to court over 10 million. Would that be? We need it on paper. We need him sign it.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Otherwise, we have no. No verbal agreements. But his mom's a lawyer. Oh, his mom's a lawyer. Good luck. Yeah. The thing is I think he needs to be entering way more than he is at the moment.
Starting point is 00:29:02 An hour a day needs to be spent doing this. We need to talk to your friend who you also said as a professional prize winner. My cousin Lisa for as long as I can remember, but her glory years were pre-internet because she would put like, for example... Oh, she's bloody old then. Yes, she is old, but she looks very young because I've got great jeans in my family,
Starting point is 00:29:19 that's another point. When I was a kid, there was a magazine did a thing about winning a trip to Monte Carlo to get photographed by this very famous photographer. In Altero, do you have Monte Carlo biscuits? Yes, oh, God, yeah, yeah. So what she did was, yes. She made a giant Monte Carlo biscuit,
Starting point is 00:29:37 like about a metre wide and a metre tall, and then made a Barbie doll that looked like her, and then got in a taxi and took it to the magazine's offices and presented her with her entry, and it said something like, when you said you were going to photograph me in Monte Carlo, this isn't what I had in. He won the trip.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Really? And there were nude photos too. God, but she went to a lot of trouble for that. Yeah, it's worth it for the truth. I think for a trip worth 20, 30 grand. Okay. Well, we've got a fair bit to give away as well this morning. $10,000 with easy money next.
Starting point is 00:30:11 And then we've got a conticky trip to Bali as well. Inside the next 10 minutes. So maybe luck is on your side. And you don't need to bake a biscuit for this one. Clint Meg and Dan. Win $10,000 right now with The H-10K-E-Z money. Friday morning, luck.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Hopefully it is on your side. Ash is going to give you a letter. And then she's going to ask you a bunch of questions. If you can give her 10 answers starting with that letter in 30 seconds, you will be $10,000 richer. The only rules are, no repeated answers. And if you do need a pass, do it quickly.
Starting point is 00:30:46 Because if we've got time, we'll go back to her. Bex, from Toadonger, you've done the hard part already. You've got through. Well done. Oh my God. Yay. Thank you so much. Come on, Bex.
Starting point is 00:30:56 You can do them on, baby! Come on. What are you going to do when $10,000 lands in your account in a couple of hours, babe? Well, we've spent a lot of money on fertility treatment in the last of 12 months, but we'll probably just replenish after that. That's fantastic. Testing luck and good vibes your way, not just for easy money, but for your fertility journey. I can tell you're going to be the best mum in the history of the universe.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Okay. Bex, don't cry, don't make me cry, I'm going to cry now Yeah, look like you did Come on. Come on. We back, baby, you with me, Bex? Yeah, I'm with you. Oh, dear.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Oh, you're really, you've got it. Oh, God, now we're all crying. Okay. Where to go, Ash? How close are you, Bex? We're close than we've ever been before. So, we're not being yet, but we're getting there. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Okay. Let's all pull ourselves together. We've got to do this. All right, don't pass unless you really have to, Bex. Because I always think it improves your chances if you just spend a little bit of time sitting in the pocket and giving it a good thing. Take a deep breath.
Starting point is 00:32:02 All right. You've got this. Your letter today, Bex, is O for, oh my goodness. Bex is a championship. Are you ready to go? All right. Okay, let's do it. Okay, good luck.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Can I please have a name? Oh, my goodness, Olivia. A movie. Ouch. Market item? Olives. A water creature. Octopus.
Starting point is 00:32:30 A place in New Zealand. Outward bound. A word with double O in it. Book. A clothing item. Oh, sorry. With a double O in it. It seems to start with O.
Starting point is 00:32:47 You know, no, bookwork. Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Okay, no, you don't suck. It was a bit confusing. Stay with us, Bix. Oh my goodness Wow Don't play the sad music
Starting point is 00:32:59 What's wrong with you Clint Play something upbeat Idiot We're going to be Come on Bex We love you darling Thank you so much for playing Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:10 No worry Bye We love you darling Good luck As if we're not getting Bex on another time to play again At some point in the next couple of weeks We have to
Starting point is 00:33:19 We have to get another chance Yeah I think it was something to do with my accent maybe or something, like A, because she was getting a bit confused at A's and O's? No, I think I think it was, just the pressure. I think you were fine. I just think it was one of those situations where it's just again, just the pressure. And also, I ruined
Starting point is 00:33:33 it by talking about her being a great mum one day. Like, what's wrong with me? I don't think it helped you made her cry. Yeah. I couldn't help it. All right, back again at 8 o'clock. Clint, Megan Dan. Very exciting. For the last couple of weeks, we've given you clues
Starting point is 00:33:49 to win a contact key and return flights from Mix and Match. Hundreds of have been dropped. But who dropped the pin closest first? Oh my goodness. It had to be very specific, didn't you? You did? Because a lot of people just thought, oh, it's Bali.
Starting point is 00:34:02 And you realised, oh, okay, one of the clues eventually became Bali. And it was actually within the country. Yeah. Where do you drop the pin? Ash, you called it. You called it early. Called it early, but I couldn't enter. But also, I mean, who's to know?
Starting point is 00:34:15 Other people may have got it before me, and it's the first person who's the closest. And there were a lot of people who dropped the pen on the right location. in the end, but we had to take the first. My advice is, right now, if you entered, if you dropped a pin, yes. Have to literally be holding your phone right now. Unless you didn't drop the pin at Potato Head Beach Club.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Yeah, in which case, you could probably just throw your phone out the window. Yeah, just so actually don't do that. Okay, so if you dropped it at Potato Hedge Beach Club in Bali, you are in the running for us to call you right now and award you the trip. Who dropped it first? There was only one person that did that first, Clint. Oh my gosh. number.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Oh my God. Answer the phone, babe. If this is your phone calling, answer. Come on, babe. Fun run rules if they don't. I'm sorry. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:35:04 God, imagine if they don't answer. It is 10 past. Hello, Sarah, are you listening to the edge right now? Yeah, uh, no. I haven't got it on right now. Oh, oh dear. Shame on you. It's still fine.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Who do you think might be calling on you at 10 past 7 specifically on a Friday morning? And why may we be calling? is it to do with the pin and win competition. Could be? Could be. We're just ringing around all the losers and letting them know that they've been... This is a 10,000 phone call for the morning
Starting point is 00:35:35 to let people... We're down. We've finished. Doing that. ...wereing all the losers. Call them all. Sarah, you are going on a con tiki to Bali, bud.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Oh my God. Are you serious? Yeah. My God. That's amazing. Return flights including as well. Who are you taking him with you? Or do you know what to shout him out?
Starting point is 00:35:59 Either my husband or choose one of my sisters or my best friend. I've got lots of options. Oh, if you didn't take your husband on a Kentucky. You're not taking your husband on a ticket. You're taking your besties. Come on, babe. You have our permission to ditch the hus. I reckon because you've got so many people that now think they're in the running
Starting point is 00:36:14 because you shouted out a lot of people then. Have a party. Yeah, that's true. Invite them all around. Chuck all their names in a hat. Oh, what a fun night that would be. Yeah. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:36:24 What happens on the Kentucky? Stays on the Kentucky, baby. So don't even, the husband doesn't even need to know. That's true. Maybe I'll leave him at home. Yeah. You can just leave him and start fresh. Get a nice young Barley's lover.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Live a life in Bali, baby. Oh, good. Sarah, congratulations. How exciting will that be to start putting that in the calendar. Something holiday I look forward to. Amazing. You've made my year. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:36:52 You've made your own. Yeah, you were the one who put in the hard work and got the answer and got it first. So good on your doubt. Well done. Thank you. Thank you. Hold this arrow, grab all your details, get flexible payment plans and low deposits for your trip with Mix and Match and Contickey. Why not treat yourself?
Starting point is 00:37:08 Yeah. I've got payment plans as well, then you can start just chipping away at it. Chip away. Don't take the husband. No ball and chains allowed. Clint, Meg and Dan. Dan was away a couple of days this week, so it might be a short producer's diary because normally it's full of mistakes. Oh, well, you know what, I have had a couple of days
Starting point is 00:37:25 to make mistakes, Clinton, I'm sure they've found them if I have. It's just going to be a one-minute montage of people around the office going, the show's never sounded so good. Yeah, it's never sounded so faultless. All right, well, we understand work and get in the way sometimes and other things and kids, and they stop me from listening to our show four hours a day, five days a week. Just wait as you get rid of them and cast them off to relatives
Starting point is 00:37:46 so you can just listen to the edge breakfast every morning. This is like the omnibus. Remember they had the omnibus home and away? Home and away. On a Sunday? Yeah, Ash didn't know about that. Even though she's Australian. They'd just put all the highlights of the five days
Starting point is 00:37:58 into a weekend show. Well, that sounds like perfect hangover watch. Oh, it was. Or the omnibus. Let's get into it. And welcome back to another producer diaries. Dan was away sick this week, so Clinton Nash held down the fort for a couple days.
Starting point is 00:38:10 But don't worry, we've still got plenty of Dan best bits for you. All right, let's get into it. On Friday last week, we did every caller wins Ed Shearing ticket. Oh my God, thank you guys. I'm freaking out. I'm going to say. You go. And we've got to get Sharon, babe.
Starting point is 00:38:27 And we completely rebranded the station too. Unfortunately for Clint, we set up a wee bit of a punishment, though. We have to have some sort of punishment tomorrow for whenever clip mistakenly says edge instead of edge. Because you're going to have to back an ounce and say you're on the air every day. That's like to have to spank him. Yeah. Or maybe we get a turn each of saying. And on Monday morning, we dished up, said punishment. We love catching up with our listeners during a get to know your segment every morning just after 6 a.m.
Starting point is 00:39:05 And this week we caught up with Tanner the Beekeeper to see what the buzz was. Is it good money in it? It can be A. Lots of work, though, big owls. Oh, the bees are doing most of it. Oh, shut up. And it's very good with the suit on. The bees. Can I say that?
Starting point is 00:39:21 They would be walking off five. Okay, oh, you try and make the bunny yourself then, buddy? This week, we also came across this clip from Nicole Kidman. What should every woman try at least once in her life? We all know what that answer is. And way more than once. And we had no bloody idea what she was talking about. We had to ask you the listener.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Kerry, good morning. Morning. What do you think Nicole Kimman was saying that all women should try at least once? I reckon butt stuff We also got into a very interesting discussion about marriage packs this week When you're in your 20s, this sounds normal When you're in your late 30s, you're all, that's crazy Two best friends, make a pack to any younger
Starting point is 00:40:03 That they're not married by the age of 28 Oh, the old age They'll marry each other Seems like Dan's made it abundantly clear to his wife That she better not be making any backup plans I've told Hannah if I die She's not allowed anybody else Oh, I'll haunt that, bitch.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I'll be standing at the corner of that room. I'll go, I'm like, Dan, can you shoot you, you putting me off? The $10,000 for easy money has still not been won. Listener Brie called through for an attempt at the money because she needed a new... Now it says here, your back door's being destroyed and you need a new back door.
Starting point is 00:40:40 I know that it's so boring, but when it rains, it leaks. No, it's not boring. No one wants a leaky back door. And they're expensive. How much are they? Oh, like five grand. Whoa. Oh, you've got an expensive backdoor.
Starting point is 00:40:55 You just need a backdoor reconstruction. Yeah, yeah. So five grand for the door and then five grams are something more exciting. Okay. Oh, yeah. Let's get you this back door. All righty, that'll do it for producer diaries this week. I hope you have a wonderful weekend
Starting point is 00:41:09 and we'll catch your same place right and early on Monday morning. Thank you, producer. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Postman obviously has turned his hand to country a little bit. As of late, coming up 8.30 with New Music Friday, Kid Leroy, the latest one, to start doing some country. And it's a sick song. Well, I should say, Post Malone started as a country singer,
Starting point is 00:41:29 and then he got a record deal, and they made him be a rapper. And then when he was a rapper, all this footie started coming out of him being a country singer. And everyone's like, he's a fake rapper. And then eventually he was like, yeah, my country's done. So I think he's actually returned to his roots. Good on him. Yeah, well, 660 are always telling us. do that.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Be true to you got to be entertaining and Dan with that. I knew that. See, I'm in Australia but I know that reference. Scandal time and every kind of week
Starting point is 00:41:57 we get the new updates about the Devil Wears Prada too which I think is going to be as big as Barbie when it hits the movies because people are so excited about it. There's this new thing I've noticed a lot on TikTok
Starting point is 00:42:05 where people are filming people filming movies so there's so much footage out there of the Devil Wears Prada with like all the cast walking around New York. Also the new Spider-Man everybody's filming that.
Starting point is 00:42:17 But it's so awkward when you watch a video of them filming something in real time like Anne, it looks so crap. It looks so crap. It's like she's overacting. Why is she like, but I guess that's what they need to do
Starting point is 00:42:26 in order for it to look good on the screen. Well, the latest person that is now being attached to the Devil West Pride is Sydney Sweeney who was pictured on the set yesterday in incognito. So that attempted to kind of like,
Starting point is 00:42:38 I don't know, make it look different but, you know, eagle-eyed fans. You can't be hiding Sydney, Sweeney. Especially since, Sydney Swinney's kind of like all over the news of that moment with this American Eagle jeans slash hidden Republican situation. Even Donald Trump, I'm paraphrasing, was like,
Starting point is 00:42:56 Sydney Swinney, that's the greatest out I've ever seen. Damn, girl, you're fine or something. He wrote like, he wrote hot in caps. Yeah. It was just like, what is the president of the United States doing and just be like, damn, have you guys seen Sydney Swinney? What is going on? He said that because it came to light this week
Starting point is 00:43:12 that she's a registered Republican. So a year before he won his second presidency, she registered it in the state of Florida as a Republican. So he now knows that, and like no famous people will admit, well, no A-listers or B-listers, will admit to being a Trump fan. It goes on, the tweet he posted, then he was like, meanwhile, Taylor Swift was doing this,
Starting point is 00:43:31 and she sucks. Yeah, he's got no talent. That's what he says. He's just a little angry baby man. Take his internet access off him. But the thing is with Sidney, she was the it girl for, like, the last year or so, like 18 months and now everybody's finding out
Starting point is 00:43:45 that she's a mega support everybody's like when she started on White Lotus White Lotus and then everyone noticed her and then from there she's just her stars rising real well yeah so I wonder given that there's a lot of bad publicity around her by now right now if they're trying to hide her on set
Starting point is 00:44:02 as if it was prior to because they don't want to bring the bad publicity to do you think that'd cast her before all this would come out and how they're like oh bugger she wouldn't be getting that role now absolutely not because audience is a fickle Your politics, take all that aside, technically your politics and the way you choose to vote shouldn't be a thing that people judge you on. But in America, I think it is different because it goes beyond politics, it goes about
Starting point is 00:44:24 women's rights and immigration and things that are very, the kind of questions of values and morals. Also, arguably, if she's a Republican, then she's in the majority because Donald Trump got voted in. At the end of the day, you're absolutely right, like, Dan. And who cares who she's registered to? like her life, her rules. I know. I get the white people are outraged. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Yeah. All right. Did they have a date on it at all? I mean, it'll be... I think it's just when it's 2026. That's the only sort of like ballpark that they're given us. Yeah. It doesn't look great the photo of what I've seen of them running around.
Starting point is 00:44:56 It just looks, like you say. In the movie, it's going to look so chic. Yeah. The close-ups on the show. Stranger Thing heartthrob, Billy, Dakin Montgomery is going to be on the show with us. He's actually being shooting. a movie in New Zealand
Starting point is 00:45:13 in South Island. He might have seen him spend quite a few weeks in Christchurch. Near Christchurch is a scary looking rich people house. Yeah, yeah. They suck and scrub it. Yeah, he's got like a, what do you call it, psychological thriller? Yeah. Went up the hill? Yep. We'll chat to him about it next and we'll also
Starting point is 00:45:28 get him to flex his acting chops with us as well with a hypothetical movie script. For No Dick November. How do we get a Hollywood actor to read No Dick November? We didn't run it past him, I think that's how. We're surprised it with him. Exciting.
Starting point is 00:45:45 The entire office has been fizzing because we have Daker Montgomery who a lot will know as Billy the Heartthrob in Stranger Things Season 2, 3 and 4, among many other things that you have done Daker in your career. And you're over here promoting a brand new film that we're very, very excited about because it has a New Zealand tie
Starting point is 00:46:03 and found out you're all men's Kiwi as well. Yeah, dad's whole family is from this side of town. And by that, I mean, the North Island from among a fire but also you know Auckland surrounding um so it's really nice to be here i'm staying with my nan it's really nice to just spend some spend some time she had all the cousins at the house when we got in from queenstown the other day we shot this film about an hour and a half outside of Christchurch on a estate called flock hill towards it sounds scary flock hill just sounds like it was it was pretty it was pretty intense but um it was just
Starting point is 00:46:37 nice at the prospect of having, you know, the opportunity to come work in New Zealand and the South Island's so majestic and stunning and I found it to be, honestly, the most life-changing experience I've had as an adult, to sort of go on that journey, like, you know. That's pretty special. That's really, yeah. People probably go, what's the name, what's the name? When up the hill, you're here for the premiere, is that tonight? You're going to be doing that tonight?
Starting point is 00:47:01 Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, the film's going to be playing the New Zealand International Film Festival, but across all of New Zealand. And look, I know that you've come into this radio studio thinking, you're the actor, you're the one that's in the world of film. But what you don't know is that the three of us actually have a segment on this show where we pitch different ideas for romantic comedy. So it's got to have like a male actor, female actor, or not necessarily. And then a premise and a title. Now, producer Nipia, who's that beautiful boy in the white hoodie.
Starting point is 00:47:30 He won this week. Okay, what was his pitch? Well, it's a very prestigious movie called No Deck November. but basically the lead female has gone off males after dating them for like horrible horrible men she's off at she lives in an apartment block and a new neighbour moves in just next to her in the middle of no dick november and a romance begins to formulate i like it i sit around with my bodies and do the same thing i um have written a romance novel i love to write so i've actually written just one scene from no d november and we were hoping that you would play the male lead do i have to say duck duck duck you can choose to say that how much you can choose to say
Starting point is 00:48:06 Whatever you want. We'll just say D for young audiences. So I'm going to pass to your script. Dakey, thank you so much. What our web girl, Bella, doesn't know, is as a huge fan of yours, we were hoping that she would come into the studio and play the role of Bella, which is who we've called our female. So Bella, if you would like to come in and take a script because, yeah, she's, yeah, come on in.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Hey, you're feeling, Bella. Are you ready, I'm very nervous. Bella, I had no idea. But we have met, which is great. I'm glad we're right. Okay. Okay. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:48:33 I'm sitting close to you. I'm sitting close to me. Interior stairwell, an inner city apartment building. Bella 25 is juggling multiple shopping bags, padding down her pockets. That's a dominoist. Searching for something, her neighbour's door opens. Be lucked out again. He's muscular, traditionally good-looking and has a kind of eyes that bore through your soul.
Starting point is 00:48:53 I'm beginning to think you purposely lose your keys, so I have to rescue you with the spare. Not quite. I'm just forgetful when it comes to keys. He leans forward and opens her door. Thanks. Oh, just being a good neighbour. Are you ever going to invite me in?
Starting point is 00:49:09 Maybe open a bottle of wine? No, I'm currently off men or me? Ah, right. So I'm taking a piss at the door. He's drunk. That's the real twist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Power blade.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Power blade. Mark my pack territory. You're on mine now. Sorry. 30 days. No sex. No situation ships. No making out with good.
Starting point is 00:49:36 looking neighbours. Like a factory reset for the part of my brain that keeps making terrible decisions after midnight. Are you calling me a bad decision, Bella? You ride a motorcycle and I've seen at least three girls come out of your apartment this month alone. Jesus. Are they all on motorbikes? We have three motorbikes in there, thank you. Tons of motorbikes. You're a walking bad choice. I have a big family and they were my cousins, actually. One of them was wearing your t-shirt and carrying her high heels as she crept out at 7.m. Okay, she wasn't...
Starting point is 00:50:09 That one wasn't, Michael. A beat, they're close, the air is charged. Bella shifts her grocery bag to create space between them. Oh, I like that. It's paper. That's environmentally... That wasn't a plastic grocery day.
Starting point is 00:50:22 I found out about this script. A minute before you did. It's why folding, that's what they call it. So you are saying I have to wait. 27 more days to kiss you. Stranger things have happened. And he's just go, here you go, stranger things.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Stranger things. Should have underlined. Thanks, guys. Deacon Montgomery, everybody. Thank you so much, bro. Appreciate your time. All the best for the new film. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Clint, Megan, Dan. Apologies of things start getting hectic again because I think we're picking the scab on an old wound from yesterday. While we were listening to Shabuzzi, we just started fighting again. Yeah, okay. Clint punched me. Got a black eye now. I feel like it.
Starting point is 00:50:58 There's blood everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Knocks me out, but I'm back up again. You may have missed an admission from Dan. that for 25 years, he thought something that we thought nobody else was dumb enough to think about the movie Titanic. I thought for many, many years, that the old lady was legit on the Titanic and she was rose in real life.
Starting point is 00:51:18 You know how it sort of crosses back between documentary and... No part of this film is a documentary. It's people acting. Why would you think that one of the people in the movie was really on the Titanic? Because it was filmed in a documentary style. And so when she turns up in the helicopter and stuff, I was like, oh my God, this is fantastic. They brought her in for the movie.
Starting point is 00:51:36 She knows the story. Wouldn't you have done the maths and be like the Titanic sank in 1912? The movie came out in 97. So that's 85 years ago. So if she was 25, she'd be 110. I didn't do the math. She said she could still smell the fresh paint. The China had never been used.
Starting point is 00:51:53 She knew. She's an actor. Yeah, and Rose said that Leonardo couldn't fit on the door, but he could. She knew! And the thing is, you guys were lambing. casting me. You're going, you idiot, you thicker. I thought there's no way in hell and one single other person in this
Starting point is 00:52:09 fine nation agreed with you. But hundreds of people have come out of the woodwork. Which again, doesn't make you smarter. It makes them as dumb. Even just someone's just text through just now going, I thought this too, Dan. I stand with you. My mind is blown apart. Let me just read just a selection of some more
Starting point is 00:52:25 feedback. I stand with Dan. I thought this too. To be honest, I actually thought this. I also thought the same. This person said, I've never been brave enough to share the sad personal truth, but I feel seen now. But then you've got people, other people saying things like, I cannot comprehend anyone thinking this. My own friends in Australia texting me like words I can't even repeat on the radio about you missing brain cells. And here's the thing, now I know, because it was
Starting point is 00:52:54 three years ago that the truth was brought to my attention. And now I can see how people would go, oh, what an idiot. But I guarantee you, you watch that movie. Yeah. thinking that she's real and it's the best movie of all time. Yeah, but unfortunately it's not true now. No, no wonder, yeah, it does ruin. No wonder you'd love the film so much because that would be incredible
Starting point is 00:53:12 that they found someone who was on such a disastrous historic event and then can also act incredibly well to tell the story. And you'd think all this like fighting and, you know, the discussions that have really torn this team apart over Titanic, like surely, you know, it's just a one-off. Surely there's not another contentious part of the film
Starting point is 00:53:34 that could, as a B-round, calls our team to come to blows almost. No. And that was just the tip of the iceberg. After the show yesterday, we started talking about the fact that Dan doesn't think the old lady dies at the end. And you'll hear our boss, AB, completely on the other side, with the normal side.
Starting point is 00:54:00 I thought they were about to start punching on, so I pulled out my phone. and produced it. We pulled out our phones to film them. What I thought was maybe going to need evidence that we need it in court later. That's going down to the ship with all the dead people. I am 100%
Starting point is 00:54:14 on that. That is, she is dead. She's dead. That's just the curtain call of all the actors. At the end, there was going to the fucking curtain calls. It is all the dead people. She says, I'm going to die old and warm in my bed. She's a cold on a boat. There's no proof
Starting point is 00:54:30 that she's dead. I don't think of you Google it to go, it is suggested she's dead. It is intentionally ambiguous where the Rose dies at the end. The final scene when she is reunited with Jack can be interpreted. But some people say
Starting point is 00:54:48 it's the curtain I've never been this right. Which is kind of sad. Yeah. Like being like an ambiguous thing. So it could be interpreted. Here's my argument. I think it's intentionally made so it could go either way.
Starting point is 00:55:05 You may make up your own interpretation about whether she's died or not. It is so obvious that she lets go of the heart of, I better say the heart of Tofiti, but that's Moana. She lets go of the sapphire. Come on, Ash, you're not doing our case wonders. And now that it's done and the heart is back to the Titanic, she can let go. She's lying in bed, she's dead. She's not even breathing.
Starting point is 00:55:24 We zoomed in on it. It shows photos of her, like living her life because her life is now over. And then she goes back onto the Titanic because she's crossed over and she meets Jack at the top of the stairs, and then the light. And she's young again. No, it's just a dream. I'll wait under the edge. If the old lady dead at the end of the Titanic,
Starting point is 00:55:41 the obvious answer is yes, or you can slide with Dan if you're an idiot. And say no. I wonder if radio shows did this debate 27 years ago, however long it was. First, we're trying to settle yet another Titanic argument. This one does Rose, the old lady, who we found out is actually an actress
Starting point is 00:55:59 and was never actually really on the Titanic. What a show. We knew that. didn't know that and half a listener it would appear also didn't know that. Does she die at the end or is it left up to the interpretation of the viewer? I think it's
Starting point is 00:56:12 left up to the interpretation. She did. Let's pick this up with your argument with our boss AB going back and forth trying to prove to Dan that she well dead at the end of the film. There's no way of telling Wait wait here we go, ready? Down into the boat. We had it down.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Yes, down to the curtain call. Off goes her soul. Yes, her soul going back to the ocean. And the soul would be going up, not underwater. And finally, they are reunited. Yeah, in death. Yeah, in death. Bright light.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Into the bright light. Bright light. You're reading it. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.
Starting point is 00:56:50 A lot of a gang up at the end. Live bullying happening going on right there. And I look, I think the intention of the director, James Cameron, was to have the question mark there. I disagree. And it's so obvious that she did. Cassandra, what do you think, bud? Hi, initially I didn't know that I thought that she was the actor. Yeah, the real lady.
Starting point is 00:57:16 You thought she was actually on the Titanic when it went down and she was just retelling a true story? Yeah, I was with Dan on that. And I only found out for you guys. Yeah. Yeah. And do you think she died at the end or was it ambiguous? I think she actually died.
Starting point is 00:57:31 at the end. Thank you. Thank you, Cassandra. That's proof that she's not just siding with you on everything. She's like, you were right about the first one, but she dead. Kayla, thoughts? She dead? Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:57:42 Yeah, okay. Thanks, Kayla. This is great. I can see where this is going. Cameron? Let's go to Cameron. Are you siding with me, do you think she has as ambiguous or has she passed away at the end?
Starting point is 00:57:55 Look, I haven't even seen the movie and I know that she dies at the end. Okay, well, you're not qualified to answer. Yeah. not qualified. I'm going to end on this one because this text has just come through. I don't know about Rose for dying, but one person who's totally dead is the guy who jumps off and
Starting point is 00:58:11 has the propeller on the way down. Yeah, you know he did. He did. He did. No debating there. He needs. Clint, Megan Dan, win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K
Starting point is 00:58:27 EZ money. Here we go again. Thanks to BNZ. Whatever you're starting, BNZ has the tools you need to master your money from the get-go. You can definitely do that with 10 grand. Ash is going to give you a letter. You need to give us 10 answers starting with that letter inside 30 seconds. You can pass. If we've got time, we'll come back.
Starting point is 00:58:44 The only other rule is no repeated answers. Yeah. Well, you're done. Now, he's in Christchurch. He'd used 10K, like a lot of people have in the past, to buy a brand new car. Good morning. Anton. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Maybe a second-hand car, but yeah, it'll be good. Yeah, I don't know if you get a brand-new one for 10K. You're towards it, though. Yeah, Anton, today your letter is Z, or Z, as in the final letter of the alphabet. Your time's going to start after your first question. Anton, beginning with Zed, can I please have an animal? A zebra. A vegetable.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Zucchini. A boy's name. Zachary. A girl's name. Zara. A summer activity. Uh... A three-letter word
Starting point is 00:59:32 Zed A country Zambia A singer A singer Zach Gaffron Would have taken that He does sing in a lot of his moves
Starting point is 00:59:50 I reckon we'd have to pay it You got through eight and passed on one What a flow! Oh no Very good my friend And I just see the last two were a movie and a number. It's about zero, obviously,
Starting point is 01:00:03 and then Zootopia, Zombie Land, Zorro, a singer. Oh, if you were pacing, that was so durable. I think the pace was really good. The first four or five were like, bang, bang, bang, bang. I started getting the heart palpitations. Yeah. I'm sorry, Anton. The activity, zip-blown, absorbing, Zumba.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Hey, Anton, at the end of Titanic, do you think the old lady dies? Pass off. Oh, well, it's Hollywood, so of course they left it open. It's obvious. Exactly. I like him. He's cut from the same gym as me. Good on you, Anton.
Starting point is 01:00:36 I'm giving it, yeah. You guys, damn, was I going to say I'm giving him the money? I was about deciding and I was like I can't do that. Imagine making that phone call to Hannah. Who shall we, babe? I've said some stuff on the radio. I deeply regret, my love. Clint, Megan, Dan.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Hit it, hit it, fucking. Hit it. You hit this buck. Whoa. I'm nervous for you, bro. Come on. I don't think we've been doing the stigma for probably over a year now, and I've never been more nervous.
Starting point is 01:01:00 for a hit the spot than this one. I've been avoiding you all morning. It's been the hardest one we've ever done. Whitney Houston, I will always love you. You've seen the trends, haven't you, of people trying to hit the spot at that right drumbeat? And it's really hard. Most people, it's like 20 people do it,
Starting point is 01:01:16 and then the 20th person gets it and everyone. And not only we're doing that, is we're doing a whole, basically, half a verse lead-in to the drum beats. So not only you're basically doing two hit the spots in one. I've had a lot of people getting behind you, Dan. Dan, Webby, this is the only thing you're good at. You better not fuck this up.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Dan, don't fuck it up again, okay? This is your last morning. You're going to ruin the station if you, if you bomb this, okay? Get you in the game. Dan, please don't fuck us up this time. Like, we need this. We all need this. It's the best segment that you've got going on.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Let's just get it done this time, right? Everyone weighed in, including the Prime Minister of New Zealand. Just called in. Hey Dan, it's the PM here Listen, look, we all have our ups and downs, mate But what's important is that we stick at it And we never ever give up I believe in you, your country believes in you
Starting point is 01:02:10 We're behind you, mate, do us proud New Zealand's economy apparently rests on this moment Yeah Now I hash earlier this morning Through an absolute curveball into the mix And we're just doing You just did a Hail Mary We were just stuffing around
Starting point is 01:02:25 Because we're like We need a normal me to do it someone that's, you know, just going to prove to the people listening how hard this is. But I had no pressure. There was no one watching. It was, what, 10 past six? Yeah. It's like a muggle working magic.
Starting point is 01:02:40 Do I? Is it going to have been helpful or not helpful to hear it? We haven't really talked about whether we're going to play that again. Do you want to hear Ash's attempt from 10.56? It almost in a way takes the pressure off me because we've nailed it already. I mean, this could me. I had no pressure. And also, the cameras weren't working in any of the building.
Starting point is 01:02:56 So we have no video proof that I made. this. So we can't put anything out to the internet. But this is like... I knew that there was no pressure. This is like when you're on a basketball court and you go to take a halfway shot and you throw it and it goes in and you go oh my God and you look around and no one's there to witness it and... I took my clothes off because I was so stressed about the whole thing afterwards. Imagine that. She's nude when she does it.
Starting point is 01:03:14 Take a listen to Ash singing the song. She even stops midway through and talks and then picks up the timing again. You have all you've dreamed of and I wish you'd die. And happiness. I can't do the run like you. But of all this, I wish you love. And I'm unbelievably close.
Starting point is 01:03:51 It was an crazy effort when you actually line the mark when we check the tape, this is how close you were. I would say mere, like it's a fraction of a second off. I think that's close enough to say she'd hit the spot. Wow, some girls might disagree. Either hit it or you don't. I think you can do better. I think I will only be happy. Yeah, I did start singing too early.
Starting point is 01:04:21 Stop singing too early. You're going to, nay. If I can get it closer, I will be a happy man. I believe you can because I've heard you do it practicing. I've also heard you absolutely stuff it up practicing. Genuinely, over the last 48 hours, how many hours have you put into practicing the time? I started practicing after I put my son to bed last night at 6pm
Starting point is 01:04:38 and I didn't go to bed till 10.30 and I was practicing the whole time. Oh, your wife must hate you. Back and forth, back and forth. How do we take the pressure off? Because we've got a room for the people. We're all filming on their phones because the cameras are broken. Let's just do it next. Okay, can you just stop getting around the bush?
Starting point is 01:04:52 Can we get a practice on the drum? Look how angry he's getting. He's getting all serious and angry. Okay. Come on. Okay, the drum does. work. We'll go to a song, we'll compose ourselves. Come on, Danny, boy. I'll get it all set up for you, Dan.
Starting point is 01:05:02 And then we'll find out if Dan saves hit the spot, or if it goes in the bin and there are radio stations ready to feast on the carcass of the segment, Dan. It's harder than it looks. Here we go. The moment has come. We've been talking about it all week. Hit it. Hit it. Hit the spot.
Starting point is 01:05:17 Whoa. Hit the spot on one of our favorite radio segments, and in the past, Dan has been incredible at it. As of late, he has missed hitting the spot when it came to Guy Sebastian. And before that, that cold play, maybe even one before that, and we thought it's only impressive when you're epic at it, so we're going to give you
Starting point is 01:05:34 one last chance to save the bit, or throw it in the bin with one of the most difficult songs to do in this segment ever. And you chose this song. You've chosen to do the hardest song of all time, but I respect that about you. Because he's saying, I don't want to be a wuss about this. I want to prove once and for all that I am the king have hit the spot. The thing was, the thinking was
Starting point is 01:05:54 if I fail this one, at least I went out failing on a high. No one can't blame me. Who's ready for a hit this spot? Come on! Okay, here we go. Kids are late for school because they're sitting in the back of the car
Starting point is 01:06:07 waiting for you to do it. Now, Dan, I will just premise because there's silence all the way through. For me to know when to bring the music back up, I'm going to do it after your drum hit. So the drum that you hear playing through the speakers isn't the song. We've set up a drum kit here.
Starting point is 01:06:22 So Dan... So you're going to go Dush and I. So it's going to go... Is this the first instrument we've had as part of Hit Spock? It is. It's an inaugural instrument. Here we go. Can nervousy is.
Starting point is 01:06:36 Okay, give me a bit of lead in, Clint. Here we go. I'll give you plenty of leader. Let's do this. Calm, calm yourself. The pride of Altaireoa. Chargis got butterflies for me. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Don't look at me. We're all having to turn away. Yeah, find your rhythm. And I hope you have on you dream of And I wish you joy and happiness But above all this I wish you loved And I We're about
Starting point is 01:07:34 He's about He's shaking. He's shaking. I'm going to hear a bit of a replay Because I'm not a, I'm 99% sure that it was bang on. I think it was bang on, babes. But I just need to hear a little bit of a replay. Did you just sit down?
Starting point is 01:08:02 Why do you sit down? I don't want you to pass out on the radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like you're going to pass out. I'm like, actually genuinely shamed. Oh, gosh. Oh, my God. Sit down, please, Dan.
Starting point is 01:08:11 You actually look like you're about to pass out. Yeah, but I'm going all white as a ghost. Can someone get him some water, please? My goodness. Anybody thought I could be any whiter. Man, man. That was, wow. I think you have, you've saved.
Starting point is 01:08:23 New Zealand's favourite segment. Someone said. That's a legitimate text. Someone's crying. I feel like I need to cry. Dan, we've left absolute scenes here in studio this morning. Still shaking. After Dan saves hit the spot with one of the most difficult songs ever to perform.
Starting point is 01:08:41 Not one of. The most difficult. It does not get more difficult than that, Danny Boy. The good thing is, yeah, like now, because it was Whitney Houston, I would always love you, coming in at the beat, coming in there. Yeah. And I think now it's going to be hopefully easy. You've got your mojo at.
Starting point is 01:08:57 Everyone will do when we're doing the future. I almost don't recognise you without your monkey on your back. He's lighter. We've got Dan back. We got our boy back. I know. I felt like I was a dim light this last week. I really was.
Starting point is 01:09:09 Oh, incredible. There are people saying they were crying, which I find hard to believe. Nikki, morning. Oh, my God. Good morning. Did you just about crash your car from crying? I just about crazy my car. I was coughing and going, oh, my God, that was so amazing.
Starting point is 01:09:25 And then I just started crying, and I'm like, holy shit. I'm trying to quit out together. I love this. I love this. I love this. Thanks for you all. Thanks for this. Nikki, you are drinking the Kool-Aid, and we love that.
Starting point is 01:09:39 We want everyone to drink it. So we get sent your double pass weapons. It's out in cinemas. Now, and we'll send you a double pass to go and check it out. Okay, thank you guys. Drive carefully now. Yes. Gemma, good morning.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Good morning. It was awesome. Oh, I'm so glad. I'm so glad I made everybody proud. How did you feel when he hit the spot? Oh, I can hardly talk. That happens sometimes. It's a known side effect when Dan hits the spot. Oh, clenched. Don't make it sexual. Hey, Pixar.
Starting point is 01:10:13 What is what I love about the edge breaking far, no. Like all these texts, I'm in tears, that song's pal. We love you, Dan. That was bang on. You made me cry. It's so go, Danny boy, I've got goosebumps. Everyone loves you. Kate wants to shout your praises my brother. Morning, Kate.
Starting point is 01:10:29 Good morning. Yeah. Well done. I was clapping along in the car as well. Good. Good. Wow. We've reached peak.
Starting point is 01:10:37 Kate was wondering if you're married or not. This ride's closed, sorry. Oh, right's close. Sorry, Kate. Sorry, Kate. Same there. Even though the ride doesn't get used very often. Maybe it's not as much as I'd like.
Starting point is 01:10:49 It's always under construction. You go to Rainbow's End and there was something so not operating the Tower of Terror today. There's nothing wrong with the ride technically. It's just that doesn't often get used. That's all. God. All right. Well, congratulations.
Starting point is 01:11:03 You saved the bit. It's amazing. I'm just glad we've got our mate back because you were so stressed and distracted all morning. I didn't even know. It was like, I don't recognize this man. Yeah, I know. But now we can move on. Maybe give it a rest for a week.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Let me recover. Yeah, you can have a little break now. I just enjoy the spoils of being, you know, the unbeaten king. Do I get anything apart from spoils? Like extra, maybe you'll get a ride. Maybe the ride will get used tonight. Yeah. As a little treat.
Starting point is 01:11:28 Yeah, the video will be out later on today. Not of Dan getting the ride. No, no, no, I'm Dan hitting the spot. And then you show your wife and she might be like, damn, Danny, boy. How you're doing? Just confirming we're not filming that part of the evening. No. Unless Clint leansu's tripod that even Jay have used to pass.
Starting point is 01:11:48 There are people saying, I miss Dan's moment. Yeah, we'll get on social as a sap. I don't even know what Webgillabella is still doing, standing there just smiling through the glass. What are you doing, babe? But he's basking in the glow of the wind. What is she doing? We're just waiting for the replay, but we didn't hear it in there.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Oh, right. Because they didn't hear it properly. They're in the studio. Well, go make the video, and then you can listen to your own video, don't. Coming up next, Dan was talking to us earlier this week about the relationship health check that him and his wife do. He thought it was a thing.
Starting point is 01:12:20 a lot of people would do. We found out it's actually something that I've never done and neither of you, Ash, and so we went and tried it with our partners this week. Well, you did, you did it the first night. Three days later, my husband still refused to do it with me. Because he's taken ages to get to sleep. It was late. We just weren't in a good vibe and he just
Starting point is 01:12:36 didn't want to do it. But I finally, I've got myself and Adrian to do the relationship health check. I've got the audio. Is the marriage over? Is it fruitful? Find out next. Clint. Megan Dan. All right, so the start of the week, Dan, issued us a bit of a challenge.
Starting point is 01:12:51 Something that you and Hannah do at home, the relationship health check. It's three questions. I thought it was so fantastic. You issued us a challenge. Night one, Clinton, his perfect little wife and his perfect little family. They're perfect little house.
Starting point is 01:13:03 They're a swimming pool. And they're one and they're two kids. They're boy and a girl. They're all good looking. Anyway, I'm not angry about it. You did the relationship health check. How do you think it went for you, mate? Oh, I mean, I could just let the audio speak for itself, I guess.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Sometimes I feel like weird. Oh, no, there was what she said I could work on. Yeah, no, we don't want to hear that. Let's not play that one. This was the things that I'm doing well. You're being amazing. And that works for me. How am I being amazing?
Starting point is 01:13:27 You know, just really kind. And listening to all my... Helping me, when I've been working, you've just been sorted at the grocery shopping for me yesterday. Being respectful of super supportive. So I think there's a lot working in our relationship. No, because you're... Obviously, Bridges just never had to, like, you know, montage it up
Starting point is 01:13:43 because she went on for a while. Because it sounds like someone's throwing knives. Yeah. So, um... Tuesday rolled around. You got Wednesday rolled around. My husband refused to do it Thursday. I rolled around.
Starting point is 01:13:55 I want to say he was avoiding it, but it kind of felt like he was avoiding it. Oh, but I'm tired. I've got work to do. And it kind of got to this morning, and I still hadn't done my homework. I still hadn't got the audio. And it got to the point where, I mean, not just me, but all three of us were thinking, something's wrong. Something's wrong.
Starting point is 01:14:11 Like, is that trouble in paradise? I went home yesterday after the show because I was like, you hadn't got it then. And I said to my wife, and I was like, I think AB and Ash had done. It's kind of like when you're thinking you're going to break up with your party. and they want to keep booking this holiday to Fiji. And you're like, oh, and you don't want to work on the itinerary because you know there's no point. You ain't going on that trip.
Starting point is 01:14:28 Yeah. Well, I decided to take Maddies into my own hands. And this morning on my way out. Fleshed him. I don't know. There was no flashing. I was fully closed. I would have got his attention, though.
Starting point is 01:14:38 But it was 5 a.m. and he was asleep in bed. I give you my relationship health check. Hey, babe. Sorry, no, it's 5 a. I just want to ask you, what do you think's working in our relationship? No. What's working?
Starting point is 01:14:59 Not, this is not working. What? It's like, you're waking up at 5 o'clock, it's not working. What's something that you think is good about our son that's going really well? Um, probably, um, um. Still hasn't said anything? I don't know, just 5.30. Okay, how about it?
Starting point is 01:15:20 That's actually 504. He sounds like a like 17-year-old kid when he's in bed. The gain sounds like someone who's forgotten the homework. Yeah, but couldn't, like, give me a single answer. Okay. Like, even if it's 5 a.m., you'd think you could just be like, you know. The voice sounds way higher when he's sleeping. Did you press him?
Starting point is 01:15:37 Yeah, I kept going. I kept asking. What a couple do you think we could be doing better? Sexy time. I'll keep anything apart from sexy time. I don't think of anything He's like more sexy time Yeah, it's all the good thing
Starting point is 01:15:57 It's like boring Everyone wants more sexy time You should have said what about now And he would have been like Oh, not now No, I don't know He might be like Yeah, okay
Starting point is 01:16:05 So I still hadn't really got any proper answers Anything that was helping me feel like Our relationship wasn't on the rock So I kept going I had more questions to ask Okay And what do you think I could be doing better as a wife? Picking up your stuff.
Starting point is 01:16:21 Yes, more wives need to pick up their stuff. Yeah, but I'm still feeling like, is any of this helpful? I mean, if that's the only issue on your relationship, picking up your stuff. Maybe that's a good thing. Yeah. There's more. I don't know. I'm fair, there's not all wives, but there's definitely my wife and it sounds like it's you.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Yeah. I've done a survey, too, and just throwing you all under the bus here. Sorry, ladies. Yeah. I forgot what he said next, actually. Anything else you want to say while we're having our relationship check-in? Could we do another one at when it's not 5 o'clock? Okay.
Starting point is 01:16:53 Just that you never really, other times you never really want to do it. Yeah. Do it now while Buddy's asleep. That's good, yeah. It's a good guess. Oh, now he's waking up. It sounds, to me, or does it sound really sexual when they're whispering to each other? Oh, it's because I forgot to say Buddy had come into our bed at the night time and was asleep,
Starting point is 01:17:11 so we couldn't talk properly because if we spoke louder, Buddy would have woken up and then that would have been in real trouble then, leaving the house at 5M and leaving the toddler awake. I think you owe it to your husband to do another one later on today. And on Monday, you bring it back. We hear the proper audio. Real answers. Well, now that he knows the questions,
Starting point is 01:17:28 he should have time to think about some answers apart from more sex. Bang on. Bang on. But if and doubt, just, you know, it's always a good place to start. Do you think I should just surprise him naked? I think so. And then record him. And like you look, you know, touchy.
Starting point is 01:17:43 Yeah, it's kind of like when you say to kids, tidy room, they go, no. you go, well, you don't get any screen time. You're like, hey, if you want to unwrap the present, then you've got to answer the questions. Or like, Billy Madison, where he does the test with the teacher, and she's like, every answer you get right, I take off an item of clothing. Oh, no, it sounds like you're leading the witness now.
Starting point is 01:18:00 He's going to say whatever you want. I think you do that. Okay. Be it on socials tomorrow. Clint, Megan, Dan. Stinky Boo. I can say the darndest things, don't they? You know, you can't blame them.
Starting point is 01:18:12 And my son, George, he's a year and a half old now. And he's just studied. Can I just say? He's so cute. He is. He's just a gorgeous little man. He's the big blue eyes. He's just all the little chisies. Someone's he looks like boss baby the other day.
Starting point is 01:18:26 Oh, I'll pay that actually. Yeah, the little cartoon boss baby. I've never seen it. Anyway, so he's just started talking and he's not to the point where he's holding sentences together. So he's saying the odd word, mom, dad, car digger, that sort of stuff. Truck. And my wife, Hannah, has got a mole
Starting point is 01:18:47 just on her neck just sort of below her chin and he's transfixed on this thing to the point where it's like his third word so every time Hannah holds him he just points and goes mole and he says it in a way it's like Austin Powers
Starting point is 01:19:04 he goes like mole like that and points does he try and pull it? Yeah oh god he tries to any and everything if you've got a mark on your face or maybe I get a pimple or I've got a piece of like veggie mite on my face Casey thinks it's a mole, he'll point you go, mole, mole. Transfixed by the mole. Anyway, so you've got the preface.
Starting point is 01:19:20 The other day we were at the supermarket. And we were in the checkouts and we had quite a few things to, like it was a big shop. It was like almost half trolleyful. So we're there for a while. Ash, Clint, the lady that was serving us, I went in and I should have avoided her. No, yeah. Because I noticed as she started scanning. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:19:43 She's already started scanning. You can't go to a new aisle at this point. She's got a huge mole on her face, poor lady. And it was, I would class it as a beauty spot, to be honest. Like it wasn't one that you'd go, oh, God, disgusting, you know. Not that we would ever look at anyone's face in public. No, no, no, no. And so George is with me.
Starting point is 01:20:00 He's in the top of the trolley, like in the kid thing. And I'm like trying to distract him. I'm going like, loo-lo, like this. Anything to stop looking at this lady. And so the whole train, like, it was probably working. for a good five, six minutes of her scanning all our items and then we almost got to the end
Starting point is 01:20:19 and so I'd paid, she was giving me the things and we were walking away and as I turned she comes over to the pram to the trolley and she's like oh my God he's so gorgeous such a gorgeous little boy almost the hair coming out of her mold tickling his face and I'm standing there sort of like
Starting point is 01:20:35 yep he's lovely he's lovely thank you so much thank you so much look at the dog yeah time look at the truck and then she's like see you later I started pushing the trolley away She turns around to leave And out of George's mouth More As loud as anything
Starting point is 01:20:51 She pretended she didn't hear it I laughed I'm like What are you saying? Take a Disney desk Shut up Wow Walked off
Starting point is 01:21:03 Are you going to let me play the audio of your little guy George Yes She's saying it Molly Molly Molly Molly He's got a very deep voice For one and a half-year-old Team like his dad
Starting point is 01:21:15 Can't talk, but bad Has he got a man's voice Molly, molly, molly, molly Mole, molly, molly Poor lady No Like that Oh my God
Starting point is 01:21:28 I love that Holy shit You made it the whole way through If you want more Find them on Instagram At Edge Breakfast See you tomorrow And then if that's not enough
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