The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW hook, line and stinker
Episode Date: June 12, 2025This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, and Dan as they kick off their morning show with hilarious banter and engaging conversations. This episode features the trio di...scussing their mundane lives, exchanging weekend plans, and debating unique sayings through their signature game. They also take turns owning up to a mystery scratch on their company car in a hilarious twist. Special guest appearances include Aussie boxer and rugby star Sonny Bill Williams, who talks about his upcoming fight, and some motivational messages from Meg's friends for her big night out before maternity leave. Plus, an exclusive first play of producer Nepia's new song, and ongoing attempts at winning $10,000 during their Edge 10K Money game keep the energy high! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meg & Dan Podcast02:58 Discussing Spooky Songs05:29 Unexpected 1-1-1 Call09:52 Scandal: Sabrina Carpenter on Rolling Stone13:44 New Sayings That Should Exist19:50 What Year is Considered Old?30:10 Producer Diaries 35:24 Happy Wife, Happy Life36:45 New Music Friday41:30 Producer Nepia's new song46:36 Instant Karma on the Road49:47 10K Easy Money Challenge55:53 Who Dares Dan: The Car Scratch Incident01:00:04 Interview with Sonny Bill Williams01:07:10 Meg's Last Party Before Baby
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Ever wanted to eavesdrop on a group chat that should never see the light of day? Congrats, you've found it. This is the Clint, Megan, Dan podcast.
Under the cover of darkness, hours before most people's alarms sound, they separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans.
Three people with boring, mundane, pathetic lives.
Hey! Clint's life's quite exciting.
Now, with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet.
No, no. It's not Captain Planet.
Oh, right. Sorry, Force of Habit.
This is Clint, Meg and Dan.
Good morning. It's Bang on Six o'clock Friday. We made it.
Morning.
Just found out that intro that plays, talking about how we've had boring lives and that actually mine's not bad.
The boss Casey wrote those.
Yeah, the boss and he's gonna be leaving soon. What the hell and he's he's gonna be leaving soon
Let's let's let's see disprove or prove his theory. What are we all doing tonight Friday night? Yeah
Friday night. I got a football game. So kick off
And then we'll probably go back to the club and sink a few pints.
Not too many to drive home.
I would say it's lame to drink.
Lame.
You know what I'm doing?
After the show today, I'm...
Oh, this is going to sound lame.
No, I'm not going to say it.
No, say it.
You thought it was cool for half a second.
I've joined a remote control car club.
Okay, here's his lamest.
So I now feel confident about mine.
I'm going to meet the guy that runs it.
How old is he?
I think he's in his twenties.
Oh.
Yeah, he's like a young guy.
Okay.
Don't give him your credit card details.
I'm going for a scan after the show, and then I'm probably going to watch Love Island and eat a whole lot of shit food with my husband and judge hot people.
Yeah that's always good.
Her face is actually, her nose though is too white otherwise her face would be probably
pretty good.
I still think Clint's is the most exciting unfortunately.
I think it goes Clint Megbe.
Okay let's send each other videos, oh no we'll chuck it on our edge breakfast insta story.
We'll do a little video of just like you know what's going on.
If it's pissing down with rain I lose. so I'm just gonna be running around a field getting wet
There's something in it for everybody you getting wet tonight me. I am
Absolutely not getting wet. Yeah, you'll be indoors
My remote remote car might be yeah, you never know hey, yeah, it's Friday 13th spooky song
Yeah, you never know. Hey, yeah, it's Friday 13th
spooky song
Spooky Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. We are going scary edition because it is Friday the 13th today
spooky Mmm, yeah, is it like the ghouls come out on Friday the 13th, don't they? It's just meant to be an unlucky day, isn't it?
Yeah, Meg, I don't know if I have your request for Monster Mash.
Ah, Bugger. Iconic isn't it, the Monster Mash. It's a great song, it's a great song Dan.
But were there other spooky songs that we have played on the end, things like
Vampire, Olivia Rodrigo.
Let me try like a goddamn vampire.
I think that is a throwback.
It feels like a long time since we've played it, but yeah no, another throwback.
Same with like Ghost Justin Bieber, I was like could be a goodback. It's not really a throwback. It feels like a long time since we've played it, but yeah. Two years ago.
Same with Ghost Justin Bieber.
I thought that could be a goodie.
Not that long ago.
A proper throwback is somebody's watching me.
I've got 12.
That's a good one.
This is leading for me.
What about Rihanna Disturbia?
Oh yeah.
She's got another one with Eminem, Monster.
What's up?
Yeah.
Ella Henderson goes.
Oh god, that's right.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh, I like this.
Should we play Ella Henderson?
It's been a long time.
Otherwise, last throw.
See if it sticks against the wall.
TLC and Creep.
Nah.
Can I just suggest something that's not in the list?
Yeah. It's been a long time. Otherwise, last the row, see if it sticks against the wall, TLC and Creep.
Can I just suggest something that's come through on the text machine?
A squeaky clean image pop star Michael Jackson released a song called Thriller many, many
years ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, you would say that's the most Friday the 13th song there is.
Yeah.
Let me see. Can't find it, hey Clint.
Can't find it. I think when that documentary came out a lot of the songs
got wiped from our system. Oh bugger. Weirdly though they still exist in the breeze.
That is a great song. Weirdly and I wouldn't have thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I think
Ella Henderson might have them.
Okay.
Should we do a bit of Ella Henderson with Ghost?
Ella Henderson, my, uh, I think has Michael Jackson on this one with Ghost.
It was between that and the Somebody's Watching Me song.
That is a good song.
Yeah, it's between those two.
So Clint, whatever you want.
I like Ella. Okay. Here it is. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Thought that is a good song. Yeah it's between those two so Clint whatever you want. I like Ella. The Clint Megan Dan podcast. Thought that
would be quite fitting. Released in 2014 so I think didn't we say officially a
throwback is 10 years old? Yes that works right? Yeah. Someone's text was saying what a
throwback 42 year old straight man had dancing in the car. That song actually was
released on the 8th of June as well so only only like... Wow! Oh wow, that worked out perfectly.
Less than a week ago.
Well, 11 years almost to the day.
I called my first 111 yesterday guys.
Ever.
I don't think I've ever called 111 in my life.
Yeah, first thing in my life. I don't know when I did it.
I think I called my first 111 at around 8 years old.
Maybe 9.
Oh god, that's an early time to be doing it.
Yeah, we were asked them to deliver pizza and stuff,
I don't know.
And then the police called back
and got hold of mum and dad and we got in big trouble.
Naughty, naughty.
And we learned very early that it wasn't for fun.
I've done it for a car crash, was it a car crash?
No, it was a man.
Now here's the thing, I was kind of like,
do I call 111 in a situation?
So I was just looking out the window,
like just by chance, I was looking out the window and, like just by chance I was looking out the window
and across the road a man was walking down the road
in a balaclava, full face balaclava.
Wasn't a cold day yesterday was it?
Wasn't cold.
And I was like that's odd and I sort of continued
watching him and he walked into the house opposite us
on the road so he walked into the like.
I thought you were in your house,
you were watching your house, you just,
what do you mean you were just sitting
and watching out the window? I thought you were. How much time You're a watcher in your house. What do you mean you were just sitting watching out the window?
How much time do you have?
No, I was literally like...
I think I was doing...
Stacking the dishwasher.
Oh, right, yeah, right.
And so there's a window there and I could...
He just caught my eye and I was kind of like, that's weird.
I thought you moved out of the hood.
No, I'm still...
For Piers, I'm still in at Clint.
The whole hood is Auckland.
And yeah, he walked into the house opposite us
and kind of shimmied the door,
like sort of shook it and then it opened.
Like it wasn't like he,
it didn't look like he forcefully entered in any way.
He kind of just shook it and it opened.
And I was like, that's weird.
He just walked in there
because I know there's an elderly man that lives there.
Anyway, I sort of just kept an eye out.
I kept going about my business.
Five minutes later, he walks out undoing his balaclava,
sort of like pulling it up so it looks like a beanie around his head.
And I look out and I am.
And he sees me, I see him.
So we lock eyes.
And he stops in the middle of the road, looks at me,
puts his hand over his face,
and walks still, not running, into a car and drives off.
Because if you run, then you go, oh you run then you go, oh something's wrong.
Yeah, something's wrong.
So I took his number plate, luckily, and called 111.
And the lady was like, thank you very much.
It sounds like there has been a robbery.
But did he walk out with anything?
Nothing.
But he could have had stuff in his pockets.
Who knows?
Like just because he walks out with a TV doesn't mean that there was what day just broke into a house with a key by
the way no he didn't have a key you see I think that the door was unlocked well
then he just walked into a house mm-hmm but still a robbery just cuz you walk
in doesn't is it honestly is it if your house is unlocked is it a robbery I'm
not sure if you don't if you leave your house unlocked you can just go in and
steal a TV I don't think it's breaking but it is entering, I think unlawfully entering someone's property
And I was like, ready with nothing
But I don't think it's, I don't think it's illegal to wear about a clover
Yeah, cause my friend buys them and just wears them as beanies backwards
Because he says they're cheaper
Right, okay that sounds suspect
Sounds like he can quickly disguise himself and then quickly just like say roll it up to your forehead and now it's a beanie.
Yeah, so I did a good Samaritan thing. Apparently the car was stolen as well, which was another thing though.
Okay, well now, now...
Well now it sounds like a robbery. You left that out.
Now we're starting to think you should have called 111 as soon as...
They say, see fire or anything suspicious, call 111 and tell him.
Sounds like you saw something suspicious, waited for him to rob the old guy, drive off in his stolen car.
But he couldn't have just met a guy that loves wearing balaclavas! Who knows?
Yeah, but what if he wasn't?
The suspicious nature was when he'd taken the balaclava off, he saw I saw him,
and then he put his hand over his face, then I was like, he's hiding something.
Well, it is interesting. Do you think, you don't have to do it now,
but do you think that you could describe him in the lineup?
You know, like, could you?
Yes, oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I definitely could.
Tall beard.
Right.
Suspective looking, you know, like he was a bit like,
guilty. Suspicious looking.
Suspicious.
Should I say that?
Looks like a suspect.
She was like, do you mean suspicious?
And he's like, no, no, he looked like a suspect.
By tall beard, do you mean he has a long beard?
Yeah, yeah.
So anyway, he looked guilty.
Well good on you. Did you check on the old man later to see if he's okay? No, no, I anyway, he looked guilty. Well good on you.
Did you check on the old man later to see if he's okay?
No, no, I haven't seen him since.
Dan, what the hell?
Well that's the police's job, not mine.
He could have got it.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Let's go.
Clint, Megan, Dan scandal.
The more you listen, watch and play on Rova,
the more entries you'll go or you'll get
for the new brand new Coupra Tirema.
Just five hours ago, it's pretty calm,
but it was on the cover of The Rolling Stones.
It was released.
Very exciting for her, very cool.
If you remember saying-
You keep saying The Rolling Stones.
It's just The Rolling Stones.
It's just the movie, I get it.
Oh, not the movie, the song.
I keep getting confused.
The band.
Do you think that's why people get annoyed
when someone like Sabrina Carpenter
who's a pop artist is on the cover.
People think Rolling Stone magazine is like rock and roll.
We used to probably be back in the day, but now it's just musicians who are killing it right?
Absolutely, absolutely. So it's just funny how she's getting in from all sides at the
moment. There are men that are mad that she's on it and there are women that are mad that
she's naked. I don't think she cares though.
Is she fully nude?
Yeah, I'll show you now Dan. Clint couldn't wait because he's a pervert.
He's got it saved as a screen saver on his phone as well.
I didn't know what the bells back was.
Seems on.
So I was like, I'll just Google it.
Here we go, Dan.
She's definitely got hair extensions covering her bum.
Yeah, so this is her there.
Okay, me a tasty.
Tasteful.
Tasty?
Tasteful, no it isn't.
You said tasty.
Yeah, no, but I meant tasteful.
Pretty artistic, isn't it?
I think she almost looks like one of the Venus women from the paintings.
Yeah.
Oh, there's nothing wrong with that.
If anything, I think she's doing a on her knees pose of what Rose from Titanic was doing.
You know, she sort of draped across with her hand across her boobies.
I think Sabrina's doing that exact pose almost, but on her knees almost like standing up.
And the photo's taken side on, so you can't see anything. You see a bit of side bum and not even really any side boob to be honest
it's just
Yeah very vintage looking lady Godiva who covered her, do you know that story about the lady who rode a horse naked and she covered herself with her hair?
No, but it sounds painful on the other regions.
Especially when you're galloping.
She's wearing like what are they stockings?
Yeah knee high stockings? Yeah knee-high stockings. Yeah. Yeah, beautiful
Yeah, if you want to see that what's the bounce back? Is it Sabrina was the guest right? Yeah, it's Sabrina
She did talk about the fact that you guys would have heard that she's got a new album out very soon
Which is less than a year than she released short short and sweet very quick turnaround for albums
She said if I really want to do I could have stretched out Short and Sweet, but I made
that point in my life where I'm like wait a second there's no rules, if I'm inspired
to write and make something new I'd rather do that, why would I wait three years just
for the sake of waiting three years.
So we don't-
Could be critical too I think to stretch out an album called Short and Sweet.
I know, which is quite funny and she would have liked that I'm sure.
She's like well there you go, and it was, that era was.
A little, not backlash. Should have liked that I'm sure. She's like, well there you go. And it was, that era was. A little, not backlash.
Should have called it long and salty.
But yeah, a little, with people saying, man's best friend.
And then the cover album, or the cover art is her pretending to be a dog wearing a collar.
So it's a little, I'm interested to see where she goes with this album.
Because she's always been for the girls.
And one of the girls and for the girls.
And even though she's sexy, she's making fun of boys. And now she's got an album called Man's Best Friend and she's always been for the girls and one of the girls and for the girls and even though she's sexy she's making fun of boys and now she's
got an album called man's best friend and she's pretending to be a dog with a
collar around her so it's a little bit of a different you know skew but sexy
Is it ironic in the way that maybe the music that comes out will be ironic because we
think it's going left and she ends up going right?
Well man child's on it so obviously she's still sticking with her like kind of you know so I'm
interested to see where she goes from it because people are mad already but I trust her and she knows what she's doing she's still sticking with her, like kind of, you know. So I'm interested to see where she goes from here, because people are mad already, but
I trust her and she knows what she's doing, she's incredibly smart.
Yeah, I always find it interesting the length of time artists leave between albums, because
you can leave it too long and then you lose momentum and you'd argue that she's on a great
wave at the moment, so why not release another album and continue?
Exactly Dan.
Hey, and draw that photo James, see he's tech Sabrina 3 3 4 3 and
it's probably just as well the producer Carl's always sick at the moment because I think if he
was in charge of the bounce back. What do we think it would have been? Oh naked, nude, sexy, damn,
Sabrina, Carl's wife, I don't know something like that yeah. So just Sabrina if you're like
James and you do want to see her on the cover.
And also, the words are connected to that photo.
There is an article around her as well, so you can...
Oh, you can read about it.
You're not just, yes, it's an article.
It's an interview, it's not just photos.
Clint, some people read the articles, man.
Some people look at the magazines,
not just little pictures.
Hey, that might be what James is doing right now.
Clint just buys the magazines for the big posters.
So he can put them on his wall.
Alright, cool. Coming up, next on the edge.
Sayings that don't exist but should.
Have a think about this one.
You can't microwave success.
No. Okay, keep working on it.
Keep working on it. You should instantly know, I think, what you're trying to say.
And I have no idea what he's trying to say.
Well, I'm saying, you know know it's not like two minute noodles.
It's not an overnight thing.
You have to put it in a slow cooker if you want real success.
Oh I should do that one.
Okay.
When it comes to sayings, Meg doesn't handle the old ones all that well.
Generally you manage to mix two and combine them and create a new saying.
And rather than that why don't we actually come up with brand new sayings
and some of them might be good enough to stick.
Like Nipia's one, I still love,
you brought a six pack to an AA meeting.
Yeah, I've got, well you changed it there.
What was that?
It was, you brought beers to an AA meeting.
Yeah, because you could bring a six pack of Cokes.
I think it's like, all this,
you have completely misread the situation.
Like if someone shows up in a tuxedo
just to a Friday night and you go, ooh.
Some of the winners we have so far from previous weeks you've brought
beers to an AA meeting even a trash fire looks warm from a distance the switch is
on but the fuse board is blown and don't build a spa in a war zone. I mean who's
doing that though really at the end of the day who's going oh you know what I'm
gonna put a spa in here. No never do that. Should I kick it off? Okay.
Let's say people are making jokes at your expense, Dan.
Yeah.
Sounds familiar.
And you're not sticking up for yourself.
Okay.
And it's funny in the beginning, but it starts,
after a while you're like, okay mate,
don't let a monkey throw shit at you.
Because normally when people get hit with monkey shit,
the monkey's got his hand near his butt,
he's doing a poop into it.
You know what's gonna happen when you see it on Instagram.
Oh, they can be very fast at it.
And he throws it and it's like, what did you think was gonna happen?
So if people are going at you...
Oh, you're just looking at the cute monkey.
Stand up here.
Yeah, they can be very quirky.
What's he doing there?
He's a little fella.
No, if people keep piling in and you know what's going on,
don't let monkeys throw shit at you, Dad.
Alright, my one, Neku.
So you're calling you two monkeys?
Because you're the ones that throw shit at me usually.
You're filing a return before the package has arrived.
Meaning like you're getting yourself wound up before you even know what's going to happen.
In that aspect.
Of course, Meg's has something to do with parcels arriving at her door.
She always gets angry when you're...
Yeah, you're already thinking about it's not going to work, it's not going to be right
and it hasn't even like happened yet or arrived on your doorstep.
I prefer the monkey poo one.
I can't so far.
What about something awful happens to you, Dan?
And it's one of those things you really should have seen coming?
Is it because a monkey threw shit at you?
That's pretty awful.
It's like you get all upset that something awful's happened to you
and you're like, well, you should have seen this coming.
Ducks don't run from cars.
It's like, you know when you chase a duck, they all run away.
But if you drive it along with the car, they just, they just... No. No, they just slide. They just don't. That's like, you know when you chase a duck they all run away but if you drive it along with the car they just they just no no so they just
know they just don't know and it's absolutely perfect. And if you had a duck with your car it's like they should have seen it coming.
Ducks don't run from cars. Okay here's one here's a good one okay okay and the I don't even
need to explain this because it's so good. Confidence isn't about being loud.
It's about knowing when to be quiet.
Is that one already?
No, no, no, no.
I think I'm gonna go.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I think that's one.
It's not.
You can't chat GPT sayings.
I'm not chatting GPT sayings.
Here's another one.
Nobody ever found anything using a map.
No, that's incorrect though. A lot of people have found things. No, that's incorrect though.
A lot of people have found things.
No, it's already been found.
You know, like you've got-
I think you should just discovered, not found.
Okay, I'll change that.
Nobody ever discovered anything with a map.
Because, you know-
But what about the treasure?
Well, the thing is-
Yeah.
When X marks the spot, somebody did-
That's worth my duck one.
There's some exceptions. There's some exceptions.
There's some exceptions to that one.
Nepe is normally good.
He is.
I think he loves this game because he's quite good at it.
This person's brought Lube to a therapy session.
Just the wrong fix for the wrong problem.
It's not going to work.
Well, you know what, it could work though.
Depends on the therapist.
If it's sexual therapy that could work.
If it's like a sexologist.
I've got another one, they've buttered both sides of the toast.
You think it's a better option, you're doing more but at the end of the day it's just making
more effort for yourself.
Yeah, and the end result isn't great because you're getting your butter all over your hands.
Exactly, it's too much.
You're right.
Quite soggy toast, aren't you?
I like that, yeah, because a lot of times you go, it's kind of like the whole less is
more, but yours is better with you've buttered both sides of the toast. Oh, it's close
I'm a little confused by it. So it's on borderline for me
Maybe because I can't there and go somebody say that okay
What does that mean? So I'm filling in for a producer Carl who's sick at the moment morning Sam morning guys. How are we?
Yeah, good. Okay, so this is a pretty good one. I kind of got me chuckling
Don't chase the bus if you're wearing jandals.
That's a lot of silence I've heard.
It's about knowing your limits, you know, like,
don't chase the bus if you're wearing jandals.
But why, why is it summer?
Is it summer, I only wear jandals, that's the problem.
Yeah, it's like Meg,
she's winding you up.
I like that, knowing your limitations in life, because all you're going to do is either you're
going to pop a jandal, or you're going to end up gassing yourself and the bus is going
to drive off anyway.
But do you think you can just get to the bus stop at the right time?
No, but it's just like...
If you're wearing jandals.
If you just don't chase the bus if you're wearing jandals, you're not going to make
it.
So you're just going to put in all this effort for no reason, because you don't realise your
limitations. If I'm going on public transport... So know your limits. Yeah. Know your limits. Like you're not gonna make it so you're just gonna put in all this effort for no reason because you don't realize your limitations
If I'm going on public transport
So know your limits
Yeah
Know your limits
Or if you're just gonna go on public transport just wear closed covered shoes
Well, what's the winner of the week guys?
I put down you've buttered both sides of the toast you both seem to like that one
I do I do like you've buttered both sides of the toast
I've also put down you've finally returned before the package arrived nobody liked that but it's mine
So that means put it in the top ten
Yeah Alright before the package arrived nobody liked that but it's mine so that means put it in the top 10 yeah
all right uh and confidence is knowing when to what would you want down confidence isn't about
being loud it's about knowing when to be silent yeah that's good that exists i'm putting that down
i'm putting it that's good that is clint megan's and stinky boo the new york giants who play in
the nfl so if you know the Super Bowl, the American Football,
were randomly asked this question and I felt attacked, especially from the last three guys
that answered it.
What year do you have to be born in to be considered old?
That's a good question.
1960s.
80s.
Huh?
Like 1985, 84, something like that. 85 or lower I'm an old three baby I
would say like 85 1985 is mr. what year did you have to be born to be considered
old according to the New York Giants NFL players and 85 came up as the most
common answer yeah somebody see the 60s so that's why you were insulted?
No, I was insulted because I was born in 85, you bitch.
Yeah, so that would make,
people born in 85, they're 40, right?
Yeah.
This year.
So I guess they've probably done the maths and gone,
if you're in 30s, yeah fine.
Anything 85 and older, so 40 and up.
Can't relate.
I don't think, I think age is one of those things now,
because with Botox and all that stuff,
you know whenever I see someone old it's because they've got lots of wrinkles and they're old.
You could be like in your 70s now and look 40.
I saw a chick on Instagram and she goes, you know I'm 57 and she goes and I get told by people,
oh my god because I'm looking at her going damn she looks pretty good and she goes I get told
by people oh my god you look amazing that's crazy her going, damn, she looks pretty good. And she goes, I get told by people, oh my god, you look amazing.
That's crazy.
What's your secret, right?
And she goes, and I got all these compliments.
And the reason why I look so young, it's because I'm actually 40.
And she said, but I tell people I'm 57 because everyone is then like, oh my, and
they just shower her with compliments.
That's the way.
What if they went, oh yeah.
It's funny.
It's, it's, I actually think Botox,
if you get it too young, Botox and filler ages you.
I have seen some 23 year olds that I think look like
they're in their 40s because they've got so much filler
and Botox, which makes my brain go,
what are you trying to age down?
Which means you must be older.
What I'm trying to say is I guess there's been
so many advancements in beauty care and stuff
over the last 20 years, you can't just assume how old someone is.
Well I just showed you guys just on, I think it was Friday, I sent you a video of JLo at
the World Pride event dancing at 55 in a jumpsuit that turned into a G-banger.
And then I showed you a photo of Betty White when she was 55.
My god, very different.
She looked old.
Very different.
Yeah, I guess the advancements in technology and different products and stuff,
I think we're probably aging a lot slower than we used to.
Like for instance, Clint says he's actually 65.
It's just the motard.
He's just got outstanding casey clinic work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just god for him.
There's stuff they've done around his eye line.
Every four weeks. Every four weeks.
Every four weeks.
Yeah.
Answer the question then.
For you, what year do you have to be born to be considered old?
Do you think?
I weighed under the edge of Texas on 3-3-4-3.
At the moment, 85 is, I guess, the most common answer.
But that's because they're asking people who were born in the early 2000s,
playing in the NFL, and they're only like 23. I think mid 70s. I was gonna say 70s is old. Yeah, 75
75 so then if you're 50
50 and older you're like you're getting there. You're on your way to old. I think 70s as in the age
I don't know what year they're born, but if you're 75, that's when I think you're old. Oh, so someone's 65
You still think they're young. Yeah, I know 65 year olds that are probably fitter than me.
Yeah, but I don't know, some 65 is like, they wanna die.
Oh my god.
How old is old in your opinion,
after a bunch of players in the New York Giants NFL team
ended up coming back with a,
quite a common answer of 1985, which is 40.
The year I was born, so that's why I probably,
sort of like, was like, right, let's discuss that one.
I've always said that age is but a number,
because you could be 40 and feel really old,
or you could be 40 and be in the prime of your life.
You know, it just depends on your outlook.
Yeah, that's true.
Like I've got my uncle's like mid--50s and he's a bodybuilder.
And I think that is almost the fountain of youth, like just in terms of how slowly I
think it ages you.
I'm right.
Liam says anybody born before 1995 is old.
Oh my goodness me.
A thumbs up there from producer Neeps, who was born probably in the year 2000 or something.
Bang on, year 2000, you bunch of dinosaurs. 2000! My kids born probably in the year 2000 or something. Bang on, year 2000 you bunch of dinosaurs.
2000! My kids are born in the 2000s, that's crazy.
Oh that's wild.
Now 30s!
Young! If you were born in 95 you're 30 right?
I think it's when you start approaching the age you thought was old and then you're there
and then you know how you feel and you go oh my god, 30 wasn't old at all.
And you think 40 isn't, you get 40 and you go 40's not old at all.
Yeah so true, even my mum's in her 60s now and she has
Consistently said she still feels like she's in her 30s. Her body feels like it's letting her down, but her brain
still is as young and she
says exactly the same thing that she realizes she would have thought 60s was really old until she's there and now she's like
I don't feel old. I'm good. Yeah, I think that's a common feeling too. Really okay let's go to Bex.
Oh and with the edge.
Bex are you saying 1970 or the age of 70 years old?
The age of 17.
I'm going to be at the seven.
So you're fine if you're in your 60s, 68, 69
you're still young.
Yeah I reckon like I'm 37 and I reckon
I'm excited to get to 50 because I've got kids at the moment, right?
And I feel quite haggard and old but I reckon once your kids get a little bit older as a
mum you can find yourself again.
Yeah, I kind of see that.
And look after yourself more.
And you can go travelling and you know do things where you know I'm me and my husband
talk a lot about when our kids are old enough because we never did an OE or any travel together
or a honeymoon and we say,
can't wait to get to the age that we can go traveling
and do like your parents Clint.
Yeah, like mum and dad are in their like mid sixties.
My old man was still poor like a driveway,
he did concrete driving on his own
and just like that old man strength
and now he's enjoying his life because we're grown up.
We'll send it all past the dangerous animals it's out in cinemas now
Bex thanks for your call. Paula. Morning Paula. Hi how are you? So you're 55. Good morning.
And you wouldn't say you're old you sound young and sprightly. I'm not 55 yet.
Sunday. Okay. Daniel. 54. So what's old then for you, Paula?
I'd say about 65. Oh, so you've got 10 years.
I reckon, but once you get to 65,
Paula, I reckon you're gonna say,
no, not 65 either.
Once you start getting the pension,
that does feel like an old milestone type thing.
But I mean, it is interesting,
because when we talk about being old,
it brings up a lot of negative connotations.
We're all trying to look younger and not get older. But I think if someone is interesting, because when we talk about being old, it brings up a lot of negative connotations. We're all trying to look younger and not get older.
But I think if someone is older,
it can come with a lot of positive connotations
in terms of being wiser and more experienced
and having a life together with disposable income.
A lot of great things about getting old.
Yeah.
But society tells us it's awful,
and so we always want to pretend we're younger than we are,
we don't want to give people our real age.
It's a privilege not Not everybody gets to go.
Yeah, you know, very true.
Very true.
So there we go.
We put a bow on it for the audience.
That's what I said.
Except for Liam, who thought 1995,
anybody before that's old.
Yeah, piss off, mate.
Can we save his name as like old person hater?
Yeah, Liam, the old person hater guy.
Should we try and give away $10,000?
Do we feel lucky this morning, team?
I think so.
It's a Friday, come on.
Come on, who needs?
Friday the 13th, not lucky, but maybe lucky for some.
Yeah, true, true.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Win $10,000 right now with the Edge 10K E.E. money.
There we go, Meg's gonna give you an answer.
Sorry, she's hopefully not gonna give you those.
She'll give you 10 questions and she'll give you a letter.
Your answer must start with that letter.
No repeated answers.
If you wanna pass, do it early.
So we've got time to go back to it.
And if you get all 10, you leave with 10,000 bucks.
Hey Ashley, you ready to play?
Yes I am.
Yes, yes. Good morning.
Good morning, your letter is L.
L, okay. Yep. Yeah, all right. Good morning, your letter is L. L.
Yep.
Good luck Ash, you can do this.
Time starts at the end of Meg asking your first question.
Name a place you can go swimming.
Like.
A job.
Tart.
A four letter word.
Light.
A confectionary item.
Licorice.
A star sign.
Libra.
Something you can switch on.
Like.
An animal.
Lizard.
An Italian food.
Lasagna.
A famous sports star.
Lebron James.
Something you can stand on.
Letter. Oh my goodness.
I think.
No, but we skipped one, didn't we?
We did. You would have got that last one, I reckon, if we checked the buzzer, which
meant you got nine out of ten with a pass on number two, which I thought was actually
not too tricky.
A job, so lifeguard lawyer.
Lawyer.
Yeah.
The only one we would have to go back, did you say lake for swimming and then a fill out a word? not too tricky. A job, so lifeguard lawyer. Lawyer, yeah.
The only word we would have to go back, did you say lake for swimming and then a filter word?
Lake, because I saw you look at me Megan and I was like, I'm pretty sure she said late with a T.
Yeah, so if you hadn't passed on the second one.
I reckon we would have been checking the tape for 10 grand.
Wow.
Ashley.
Ashley.
Ashley, a job, every time you look at somebody with a job with an L now, that was your $10,000
question.
There was way harder ones in there and you passed on that one.
You're amazing.
Outstanding.
Oh my god, that was so exciting.
I had to quickly do the maths again, I was like hold on, was that the last question we
just asked?
I was like, so you got nine past the second,
we didn't have time to go back to it.
You were just flying, you were just cruising along.
It was just cruising, yeah, it was just cruising.
Yeah, no stress.
Hey, Ash, do not let this ruin your weekend,
even though it would ruin mine.
It's 100% ruined my weekend.
I'll buy a lotto ticket, because you are lucky.
Oh, yeah, Ash, congratulations,
that is the best showing that we have ever had with this game in the morning.
It's a new benchmark.
Oh thank you guys, I'll have to try again.
Yes you will, although I think our boss will be trying to block you.
Yeah, we're doomed if she tries again.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Raven, Linnae, why do we always struggle to say that?
Raven, Linnae.
You're a loser.
Sorry Raven.
You're a loser.
Could be that, could be that.
Now, now.
Cause you suck at your job.
Now I was hoping you'd get thrown under the bus
in the producers diary actually.
Yeah, actually let's find out who was the biggest loser
on the show this week as we look back at the highlights
that producer Neep here has managed to find
that you may have missed
with your listening habits this week.
Morning up, producer Neep's here
with another producer diary. Pleading on this week. More than up, Producer Neep's here with another Producer Diary.
Pleading on this week is the team prepared to go out for a massive Saturday night for
Meg's final hurrah before she heads away on maternity leave.
Alright, let's get into it.
This week we chatted about calendar girls, the strip club, no, the show, strip, the sh-
anyway Dan's auditioning for it.
Christine who stocks the vending machines here in the morning. She is auditioning for a musical.
She said that you should audition.
Famous.
Yeah, for the show.
They're doing Calendar Girls the musical.
Wait, what calendar girls are you talking about?
I'm talking about the strip club.
Same.
Wait, I'm talking about the movie.
What movie?
The calendar girls movie with the old woman
who get breast cancer and then raise money via a calendar.
Oh, calendar girls. Ah. You guys who get breast cancer and then raise money via a calendar. Oh calendar girls.
Ahhhh.
You guys need to get it right before your audition.
They're wearing like straw hats with little sunflowers on the front.
That is not what I thought the women would be wearing.
I could be right but we need to figure out the audition.
If I turn up to the audition doing a magic mic routine or something.
There's movies about breast cancer.
I'm sitting there in my jeep.
Unfortunately our great producer Carl went down crook this week.
He had a wee case of scrotal sprain I believe.
We got an intern Sam to fill in for Carl and I don't think he'll be back after Clint said this to him.
We won't smash his whole box.
We won't smash his whole box. Stop it. Don't put that in the producer's diary.
Oh sorry mate, was I supposed to... oh my bad. Lee's Snacks, the popular lunchbox
filler, is back on shelves in supermarkets so we asked you what iconic
snack would you bring back from your childhood. People are also suggesting
well someone said sniffers. I think they meant sniffters.
They definitely didn't mean sniffters. You idiot.
Meg also tried to order a curry.
Are we talking to Rogan Josh?
Rogan.
Rogan Josh?
Oh, Meg's gone Rogan again.
All right, that'll do it for this week. And that was another Producer Diaries.
We'll catch you the same time next week and I can't wait to get a
wee bit Rogan with a lot of you on Saturday night
Yeah, Meg out till midnight. How good?
We'll chat more on that actually after 8.30
Yeah, you've got a little surprise for you. It's not a little surprise Clint. This is a big surprise
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna keep you. I think you'll be out till 4 a.m. Oh wow. Oh god
Clint no, we didn't that's not the surprise.
No, no, no, it's not that.
But it is a good one, you'll like it.
It's not one of those stitch up surprises.
It's not?
It's an actually nice one.
It's a nice one.
I must be juicing on it, I think it's been about a year
since I've had a nice surprise, so.
Clint?
Megan Dan.
I love finding old books, the older the better,
especially ones to do with relationships, love and sex,
and seeing how times have changed. I've got a couple of new favourites that I've gotten
from op shops and church sales.
And we've got my maternity leave cover Ash London, who is going to be here in a couple
of weeks covering for me to help me out with Books by Boomers.
Books by Boomers.
You get different takes from, you know, I've got two boys in here and these boys are very
different.
You guys are very, very different with your opinions.
I agree with a couple of them. Careful, we don't have number Meg, two to very different. You guys are very, very different with your opinions.
I agree with a couple of them.
Careful, we don't have number Meg, two to one now.
I know.
She's got support.
Two to two.
And I think Meg and I actually count for two people each
because we're so opinionated.
It's a 50-50 split, but I do feel our number.
Thoughts and feelings, this is specifically for you boys.
Okay.
What do you think about to make sure
that you're not getting cheated on as a woman?
You must get a hairstyle he likes.
My wife hasn't done that in like,
what are we being married, like 17 years.
She knows I love pink hair.
She won't do it.
She won't do it.
I'm not picky about hairstyle.
Really?
So he says, if she lets a hairdresser talk her
into something that her husband doesn't like,
she has begun to work against herself and her marriage.
A certain hair colour manufacturer excuses
the higher prices of his products
by telling the woman you're worth it, L'Oreal.
More to the point, your husband should be worth it.
If he doesn't like a hairstyle or colour on you, abandon it.
No, that's an old opinion.
Can I just say though,
if Adrian said to me, your hair's ugly, he wouldn't say it like that.
He would be like, oh, look, I prefer it the other way.
I'm probably just going to be like, okay, babe, like, if I, you know, if I disagree with him,
I'm not going to do it.
But like, you want your husband to like your hair.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, yeah.
But it shouldn't be a deal breaker.
It shouldn't be now he can have an affair and it's okay.
Yeah.
I told you last month, it's changing. You didn breaker. It shouldn't be now he can have an affair and it's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, hey, I told you last month to change it and you didn't.
So, whose fault is it?
It takes time to grab bags.
Oh, I nearly got bangs.
Nearly got bangs last week.
I voted for your bangs.
You look good with bangs.
No, because my hair's too curly.
But it's materialistic, Coda Johnson.
Those curtain bangs.
And when you look back at photos of a hairstyle that you did used to have,
you've only saved the best ones. It's true. And it makes you want to go back. It's nailing them. When you look back at photos of a hairstyle that you did used to have, you've only saved the best ones.
It's true.
And it makes you wanna go back.
It's actually really true.
It's so true.
It's so funny about the Dakota Johnson bangs.
Last night my husband said I liked it
when you had Dakota Johnson bangs.
They would look really good on you, man.
So I'm probably gonna go back and do it.
Get bangs.
No, thanks.
Definitely will work for you.
I think, can I just say, if Hannah got
a really ugly haircut. A really ugly haircut
that you got. She was ugly and she loved it,
my mantra is happy wife, happy life.
And if she's loving it,
Even if you're like total bald cut, nothing about it goes.
If she comes home and she's like,
Dan, I'm not sure, it frames my face terribly.
I'd go, yeah, it does.
But if she comes home and she's like,
oh my God, I'm so happy, I feel so confident about myself,
I'm not gonna pull that.
And that's what I'm putting out.
I'm having sex when I feel like I look cool.
Who am I to say this?
You know what, what do you think?
If Jamie came home with like a mullet,
short, tiny fringe and light head dyed it.
Pink?
No.
He's the pig.
He's got a real pink.
What's the pig from?
Pink or like a lavender purple.
Like a light.
And then, I couldn't describe his purple.
And then he likes a woman that a crop top
that if she reaches up, you'll see some underblooms.
Just a bit of underbloom.
Yeah. And he has a t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t lesbian look. Yeah is it? The tat, the pink. It is. Girls are some gay bars. Imagine if my wife and I split right and we caught it quits yeah and then I went
back into the dating scene I finally find her she's lesbian.
Was pink hair and under boot. I was really surprised actually.
Oh my god. We were all point and laugh ideas.
I found her! There she is.
And she's just like me she loves women. Oh bugger.
And we're so much in common.
Too much.
Coming up next we've got New Music Friday, a very exciting special one for you boys.
Ooh.
Pitbull.
No.
Kesha.
No.
Come on, think.
What will you both be excited about?
Are you playing the new song from Borderline? Because I'm obsessed with that.
No!
Come on what are you guys... there's a person...
Go Sebastian!
Yes!
Go Sebastian!
Go Sebastian!
Get in! Don't go bloody anywhere!
One, two, three, four. New music Friday.
Brand new.
Oh, I can turn up the volume.
We got it.
New music Friday.
Mark Ronson is back.
He's this time instead of with Amy Winehouse, he's with Ray,
doing a song about a lady.
Valerie is honestly a classic.
It is one of those songs that has stood the test of time.
It's what you call an evergreen song.
I think it's one of the... it got to classic status really quickly
really quickly
in the scheme of things it's not that old
you put it on there's not many people that will sit down go I'll switch this one off
it's like it's just always good to listen to
I'll switch this one off
you know what I mean though like Valerie's always... people just find it like a happy song
Suzanne not quite as happy but I just thought there were too many similarities
to not put them next to each other
Sing Bogulus Right is happy but I just thought there were too many similarities but not put them next to each other
she sounds just like her Yeah, see what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I like it.
I like it.
It's a bit of a female singing about wanting, like, and missing a woman.
It's very similar.
Amy Winehouse paved the way for this kind of music.
And since then there has been a lot of artists like Rae that have got a similar sound.
Yeah.
Do you think, like, Ronson's like, Valerie works, I need another Valerie song. Yeah, I honestly think so.
And then he found someone in Ray,
he goes, she sounds the same.
Yeah, kind of looks the same.
I just picked a different name.
Another common name, Suzanne.
Yeah.
This one from Zara Larsson, it was an instant save for me,
and it did remind me of like Madonna in the 90s.
It's called Midnight Sun. Never ending, never ending We're bouncing up and down Here we go!
Five, six, seven, eight
Never ending, never ending
Did you just dab?
Yeah, sorry
Leave the dabbing to me
Yeah
I like it!
Leave the dabbing alone
Yeah
I think it's a cool song
It's kind of, it's not offensive.
Yeah, was it Zara Larsson or Bebe Rexha we spoke to
who went through all the other people's goodie bags
after like- Bebe Rexha did that.
Ah, okay.
But Zara Larsson did tweet a photo of a hot model
that she found and she's like, who's this?
And everyone found him and then she started dating him.
So that was- Really?
Yeah, I thought you'd like that clink
because that's like, why wouldn't you use
your celebrity status for good if you could?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's confidence.
Imagine knowing you're being stalked by Zara Larsson.
How cool.
And, uh, final one for this morning, I kept it for Lars.
Guys, Sebastian, it's not an upbeat song, it's one for the Heartbreakers.
Cupid. Hand over feet and give her all of me If this is how we knew it would end
I'm never gonna trust Cupid again
Ooh, ooh
It reminds me of Bruno Mars' um...
What's that song?
Does he say Cupid instead of Cupid?
Cupid, how does...
He goes, I'm never gonna trust Cupid again.
Yeah.
Is that what he said?
He's allowed to do what he wants.
He's Guy Sebastian.
Yeah, what am I doing?
I'm a huge Guy Sebastian fan.
I should not be pulling up Guy on anything.
It reminds me a little bit of Versace on the Floor.
From Bruno.
A little Cupid-y for me.
There's another one though.
It's funny, I had a really good listen to the lyrics
and they are quite basic for him.
But still it's always going to be a good song.
You don't need complex lyrics when you've got a voice like Guy.
Yeah, that's true.
It will rain. Bruno Mars reminds me of a little bit.
That was the most awful and awkward four minutes of our lives.
Oh my goodness me, I couldn't look.
I couldn't look.
Going through that ad break in headlines was heartbreak for us.
Looking at our producer, Nepia, because it's New Music Friday
and Nepia is in a band and he has been messaging me
and all of us behind the scenes saying,
oh my band's got a new song out on Friday
and he slipped in a bit of audio there and we didn't play it and we ignored him.
And you've been ignoring his emails, multiple emails.
And he said to me I've got my snippet of my band if you want to play it like it's there if you want
and we didn't and we just pretended it didn't exist and then we all avoided
eye contact with him the whole time because we spoke to the music team here
at the Edge because they choose all the music, we don't. And we pleaded and said, I know it's an unknown song and I know we'd be replacing Ed Sheeran with Neepia's band's new song,
but could we please play it in full?
And they said no.
And they said no.
And then I went out there and I said, I'll hit someone. I will honestly get, the stuff will get serious.
And they took one look at your fist
and they said, that's fine.
And then I wrestled Fitsy to the ground.
So we sent a few more emails
and we pestered the crap out of them.
And we thought this might work and they went for it.
And there is one loophole still.
Yes, Bridges and Ebear, who is the person
that you think would be the most proud
and the most emotional about hearing your song
play on the radio?
I'd probably mum. I would definitely be mum I reckon.
That's what we thought.
No one else loves me to be fair so just mum.
You said that...
That's what we thought.
Tony your mum always listens. She's listened to the show all the time.
Yeah she loves the show. She loves the fans only podcast as well which is why she calls it...
Hey so my mum calls it that as well.
If she is listening to the show and she is a woman of her word and she picks up the phone and says,
play my son's song, Neep.
We'll play it.
Yeah, but if she wasn't listening.
You put your phone away, Neepie.
You no texting her, there we go.
There's no point.
I mean, if your mum's not even going to hear it,
well then what's the point?
If she's the proudest person.
So we've got her number and if she picks up the phone
saying I'm listening, I'm listening,
then we'll play your song in full.
Oh God, I'm feeling less confident now.
Come on tones.
I'm listening I'm listening.
Hey!
We're about to hear your son's song on the radio the Sam Cullen band for the very first time in full.
How's that feel Tony you've got a very talented son we love having him on the team.
Yes he's brought many a tear to his mother's eyes with the singing I time in full. How's that feel Tony? You've got a very talented son, we love having him on the team. Yes, he's brought many a tear to his mother's eyes
with his singing, I have to admit.
He's good, he's a great musician.
Congratulations, a deal is a deal,
and the Edge management team signed off on it.
You have been listening to the show,
and so along with Nepia's mum,
we will all listen to Nepia's brand new song,
Sam Cullen Band,
That Somebody, well I was going to say That Somebody is You, but it's actually That Somebody's
You.
Yeah, so it's going to posh for you.
Thanks guys, this is really, really special.
Thank you so much.
Here it is.
First play on the edge, and it's a bloody banger too.
That's a banger.
I know we'll always say that because we're your friend, but it does slap, goes hard.
That Somebody's You, Sam Cullen Band.
You can hear Nipia on the bass, obviously.
It's the edge. Turn it up.
Sam Cullen Band, that's Somebody's You featuring our very own producer Nipia on BVs and bass.
It is his band.
We wanted to play it in full.
We know it might be unfamiliar to a lot of you, but mate and pass the vibe check people are bloody loving it man. I know you cannot write the grin off my face
this morning that is so cool thank you so much for doing that I really really
appreciate it. Love this song can we get a link to Spotify what you have to do is
search up the Sam Cullen band yeah just Sam Cullen on Spotify Sam Cullen will
come up I love it you should make a part of the playlist it'd be song I've heard on
radio today Bang A Tune and Max absolutely love it, you should make it part of the playlist. It'd be a song I've heard on radio today. Bang a tune on it. Max, I absolutely love it.
Song is fire, bang a tune. You've got a groupie out of me, neeps. Oh, don't tip me with a good
time, Dan. Yeah, now that, honestly, such a great song. Oh, someone says, I love this song, I read
it better than Lorde's new one. Watch out, Ella, watch out. I'd save all these, you know, like,
when somebody goes to a movie and goes, that's the greatest meal I've ever seen, then you have it in quotes on the banner?
We'll have to chuck it at the end of the music video or something, eh?
Yeah, everyone's text feedback.
It's one of those songs that feels like when you hear it for the first time it feels like
you've heard it.
Yeah, definitely.
It's instantly good.
It's instant night.
Not a brawl.
And obviously as a team we really wanted to support you, but I love as well that you listening
have really supported Neeps and got around them as well. You guys are the best. Thank you.
That's so cool man such a hard 180 pivot considering what we're doing now is what
we're about to do. Meg admitted to something happening to her. Oh for god's sake. Oh my god she sent the
audio I've cooked it up it is not PG it's something Meg has always wanted to
have happen to her and it finally did.
And we happened to do it in seven o'clock
before the school run because,
oh, sometimes you can be too honest.
And it was a stranger that did it, right?
Yeah, a stranger did it.
Oh, you guys are so immature.
Honestly, don't listen to them.
Well, hey, I'm just gonna play you the audio
of what Meg said.
Does your husband know about it?
If he does, divorce might be on the cards.
I called him straight afterwards to tell him all about it.
Kinky. A little bit of a peek tell him all about it. Kinky.
A little bit of a peek behind the Meg and Dan curtain as well.
And apologies for those who are on their way to school.
School run generally after 8 o'clock,
so we thought it might be appropriate to do this here.
But this is like, there's some messages we get sent from Meg
just out of the blue.
It's disgusting actually.
Ooh, I just had the best thing happen
and I've never had it happen before.
I've always wanted it to.
I had this guy right up my ass.
I laughed after that because I was like, oh god, I'm sending it to the boys and they're
going to take that completely wrong.
Can I finish the story?
After that, I was in the car with my kids, Meg, I turned it off.
I'd heard enough.
I was like, oh yeah, I can sort of know what the rest of the story.
What had actually happened is that I was on the motorway.
Oh, that's a risky place to do it.
Did you pull over at least?
I was on the motorway and I did have somebody
really, really close behind me in their car.
A man who was very aggressively going very, very close
behind my car and obviously wanted me to get out of the way
even though I actually was being a bit naughty myself and like definitely
not going the speed limit. They call it tailgating don't they? Yeah, where they go too close.
Yeah and I was like alright oh my god like I was I it pushed me to over a
hundred and so I pulled over to the side when I put it went oh you know found a
place to get into the next lane and he went speeding by you know made a real show-and-tell of speeding past me and then was yelling at
me through his window you know very angry at me that I but and again I was
not going slow so it was just a very angry person. Were you in the fast lane? I was but I was already
going a bit fast so I pulled over, he
speed passed me, must have been he must have been doing 120 or something crazy.
And then angels came out the clouds and and I heard a choir because
literally about three or four seconds later around the corner there was a
cop car and that cop car happened to see him speed past me. Brilliant!
That cop car happened to turn on her lights and go and get him and then I got to drive
past him when he was getting a ticket.
Instant karma!
I've always wanted that to happen.
I've always, always, you see somebody driving crazy, you go where are the cops when you
need them?
How slow were you going?
If that cop managed to put her lights on, pull him over and then over to the...
I just mean they were pulled over, but obviously clearly they're about to...
Trotted by it 50.
Oh look, there's the guy that passed me before.
Yeah, instant karma.
Oh wow.
That was the first time I've experienced in my life where somebody has been doing something
and straight away the cops have gotten them.
Get out of the lane.
Meg, I love you, but get out of the fast lane, grandma.
Consisting? The fast lane, grandma.
The fast lane isn't so you can do 120.
I was doing 107, I think.
Arrest her. She was doing over.
I know. She saved me from a ticket, probably.
You're just lucky, yeah.
I went under the edge. Instant karma.
You've got a story with someone, you're like, oh god, I hope something,
see my bad happens to you, because you're a bit of a d-bag and then it instantly does
Yeah, like you you want to see the payoff, right?
Yes, and you never normally do you sit in your head?
Oh, I hope something happens to them
And then and then if you get to like someone's rude to wake stuff and then they get up and someone turns and bangs their
Coffee and it goes all over them
Man that's apologies then that audio I played was so misleading to the actual story. You don't need to play it again Clint, I can see you're hovering.
Okay I don't.
An hour ago we had a player get nine from ten, pass the second question.
Had she not, she would have been $10,000 richer.
Let's see if you can do it.
Ten questions, Meg will give you a letter.
Every answer must start with that letter.
You can't repeat answers, you have 30 seconds.
And if you can do it,
we put 10 grand into your account for the weekend.
Simple as that.
All right, Karina is playing this morning.
Good morning, Karina.
I think she just dropped off.
She just dropped off.
I grabbed her though.
Yeah, but she dropped off.
Oh, Karina.
What if she was together? Oh my goodness me. Okay, we she dropped off. Oh, Karina!
Oh my goodness me. OK, we go to someone else.
We go to somewhere else? Yeah.
OK, I pick. Go on.
Aye, aye, aye. Let's go to...
Um, oh God.
OK, I'm just going to go to a random number.
No, they keep dropping off.
I think the phones are broken. The phones are broken.
The phones are broken. Trying to get through. The phones are broken! The phones are broken!
The phones are broken!
Somebody else grab one.
Jessica?
Oh you've got it.
Jessica you've got through.
You're in babe, you're in for easy money.
Oh my god, oh my god, pack up already.
Jessica?
Your letter is M.
M, okay are we ready? M.
Oh gosh, she's instantly in.
Oh my god.
I hope you haven't used up all your luck
just getting through.
Holy cow, okay, here we go.
Name a fast food outlet.
A game kids play.
What do we play?
Pass.
A pizza topping.
Pizza topping? What's a pizza topping?
Mushroom. Mushroom!
A month.
May. May! Something you'd see in the sky.
E.
What type of thing? What do we see in the sky?
Pass!
A way to have coffee.
A way to have coffee. Mochaccino.
Something hot. What ball. I think repeating the answer to whoever is in the
background doesn't help your time. Yeah you have to be quicker you can't repeat back. Jess you got a back shot babe. Is it your son in the background?
Oh my daughter. They play together in the mornings, it was nice!
I do love that!
But I think having to repeat,
you just gotta back yourself, put your best player forward.
Yeah.
You guys did great!
Thanks, Jess!
Saying they did great is probably a little bit of a truth.
I love that they did great.
They obviously played passively,
on air every morning.
That was I think the biggest amount of calls coming through so far.
It was genuinely crashing the lights.
Something in the sky would have gone moth maybe?
What do you have for in the sky?
My computer has crashed too.
So both the phones and the computer has crashed.
I don't know what you guys need to stop.
Just whatever you guys are all doing, just calm down.
Somebody's hacking us.
The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.
One of the questions for Easy Money
was name something in the sky,
so I know we're moth.
Lot of people, yes, been screaming at me on text
saying Clint Moon.
Moon, bro.
Someone said Moon, god damn.
Moon, bro.
Clint Moon's in the sky.
Yeah, well, I mean, if you texted Moon,
then maybe have a go.
Three o'clock this afternoon with Sean Stephen Harrison. He's said the done in it. Yep. All right, it's back
We're gonna
Damn being a little plaything to me. We do and he does it so well
Oh gorgeous play away
So we give him a little deer every week
and he did a big one last week.
He went to the top of the Sky Tower.
That was difficult actually, really hard.
You have failed some and you've completed some.
That was a couple of weeks ago.
Last week was trying to convince my mum
that she was getting an upgrade before she flipped on.
He fell to that one.
Hook, line and sinker.
Did you say hook, line and stinker?
I think I did.
About his mum. Daniel Webby. That's disgusting. Hook line and sinker. Did you say hook line and stinker? I think I did.
About his mum.
Daniel Webby.
That's disgusting.
Hook line and stinker.
You did not get my mum hook line and stinker.
I caught her by the stinker.
So this came to our Mining Clints brainstorming minds.
A few days ago when we received an email from our boss, Casey, he sent an email out to our
whole EDGE team, please I am trying my best.
Sorry.
You naughty naughty boys.
You're lucky my mum's on the other side of the world and not listening.
Stop it.
I'm gonna gut punch you after this break.
Okay, right.
The email from the boss said, hi team, ED 2 cars, so the second edge car that we have,
has been badly scratched on the left side and it hasn't been reported by anybody what
happened.
We all get to use these cars from time to time but that will be pretty quickly revoked
if damage doesn't get reported.
Accidents happen so that's fine but we need to know about it so if anyone has any idea
what happened to the cars or when you may have noticed the damage,
then let me know ASAP.
We're in the process of getting some new cars, but this will set the business case back and
we won't be able to...
Naughty, isn't it?
Naughty.
Casey, that was the email we got and me and Clint thought, brilliant.
It's a sitter.
Dan, you're going to have to call the boss and own up to it because nobody else has,
so you're going to be the one that falls on the sword and admits that you scratched the
car and you were too much of a wuss to actually come clean in the moment and tell him what
you'd done.
I have such a squeaky clean image with cars though.
Like I never...
You were a wuss driver when we did the test.
He's not going to... he's going to smell a rat.
That's right. We all tried to sit our driver's test again to see how we'd go and Dan was the only one when we did the test. He's not gonna, he's gonna smell a rat.
That's right, we all tried to sit our drivers test again to see how we go and Dan was the only one that would have failed it.
That failed it. So I think you were right actually Dan, I think you'll believe it.
I don't want my, look, I just don't want my image to be tarnished with an accident.
Oh mate, your image isn't, it hasn't been cleaned in a long time.
Especially after this last three minutes of video. Clint, Megan, Dan.
Who dares dare?
We got an email from the boss a few days ago saying that one of our edge cars you might
see driving around the country has been badly scratched.
We don't know who did it, we have no idea, we don't really use those cars, but we're
asking or we told Dan, you need to ring the boss and tell him that you did it.
Yeah, it wasn't me, can I just put it out there, it wasn't me, and no one has owned
up to it as yet.
And you said that you've completed the steer.
I did it yesterday, I called the boss yesterday.
It's all been sorted, It's all been sorted. So, what does he think you're paying?
Like, any repercussions or?
I called the boss yesterday and I've recorded the call.
You can hear it.
Right, so you called the boss and you said,
I scratched the car, just like that.
Have a listen.
Oh. Hello. Hey mate, how are ya? Yeah, good. Sorry to call you on your day off.
I was just, I just wanted to get across, I've sort of been umming and ahhing about it for
a while.
And the car damage stuff.
Oh, yeah. And I feel really shit about this because it's like...
Long story short, it was when we went to the Sky Tower the other day,
um, Bella, it was Bella driving me, and when we were parking, she turned in,
and it just, she just turned in too tight, and the whole side of the car scraped along one of those bollards.
And she burst into tears.
She definitely should have told someone.
I literally said no one's going to care as long as you just own up to it.
She was crying her eyes out and she obviously had to film as well.
So I was telling her to not pull herself together but in a way where I was just like come on.
I reckon you should just have a chance of Casey.
People don't judge you on when they're in an accident.
They don't judge you on how you respond to it.
Yeah, and I'll have a word with her today and tell her to come see you and own up.
And then if she doesn't do it still, then we kind of know that she's still trying to pull the wool over our eyes, or your eyes especially.
Alright, see you soon.
Alright, see you soon. Cheers, bye.
Daniel you piece of shit.
Done.
No, that was not what we said.
We said you needed to own up to the strength of the staff.
All you've done is thrown poor weeb girl Bella
and then not even made her look like incompetent.
Not even made her just look like she's a liar.
But also made her sound like she was just a little, you know, like pathetic.
Yeah, and she's not even here to defend herself mmm perfect storm really
so did you let the boss know afterwards or he's still sitting there waiting to
wait for Bella? He's not here today so I haven't had a chance.
Okay so he's just waiting for Bella to own up in the... Bella! Bella! Bella come in here!
She's only just walked in so I think she's actually missed all of us.
I don't know if you've heard, Dan called the boss Casey yesterday and said that you scratched the car.
Dan!
And he said that you're a pathetic little crybaby basically.
Don't burst into tears again.
And Casey fully, 100% our boss.
And Casey thinks it's me.
At this point he does, yes.
But as he said, listen, it's all covered by series.
I'll see if I can just pull a little bit from the call Bella.
Out of your pocket Dan.
And the car damage stuff.
Oh yes, yeah.
And I feel really shit about this because it's like, long story short, it was when we went to the Sky Tower the other day, Bella was Bella driving
me and when we were parking she turned in and it just she just turned in too tight and
the whole side of the car scraped along one of those bollards and she burst into tears.
Casey's like, yeah well she needs to come and tell me.
So you have a meeting with Casey the boss this afternoon.
Out of everyone I thought that you wouldn't have like...
So did I actually.
Yeah that's crazy.
I thought we had a bit of a relationship, a good one, but no not the case.
I'll go throw you under the bus.
I'm just not going to throw myself under the bus for something I didn't do.
I think we notch that down as a fail. Personally?
Really?
Yep.
The Clint Megan Dan Podcast.
We are joined by NZ PBA Heavyweight Champion or former Heavyweight Champion.
The GOAT!
Two-time Rugby World Cup winner, two-time NRL Premiership winner,
Super Rugby Champion and 2016 Olympian with the All Black Sevens team.
Stunning Bill Williams!
Yeah!
Every team you're in wins a title, goes to the top.
I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's a mindset that you also, people around you lift.
I'm not too sure about that.
I just always, for me first and foremost,
it was always the standards I put on myself.
You know, I was a bit of a psycho, bit of a psycho.
I should say a crazy psycho.
When I retired, I've apologised, and I've said this many times before,
I think to be the best you can be as an athlete you have to be quite selfish.
So I've had to apologize a few times to the wife for the last 10 or 15 years,
just sleeping in another room, I need night sleep, I need to recover, eating at the right time,
all of that type of stuff. I was always big on the one percenters.
Yeah.
And I've kind of, I guess, in the great teams that I played in,
you didn't really need to push that because that's the buzz everyone was on, you know.
So I was lucky enough, fortunate enough to have a long career and playing some really good teams.
And she just held on the fort and did everything that she needed to do to support your career.
That's really amazing.
So like today, I'm running around doing these interviews, being you need to do to support your career that's really amazing. So like today I'm running around doing these interviews being told what to do.
I just feel it's quite comfortable because I feel like I'm just at home.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's that saying about behind the roof, a great man is a powerful woman.
Yeah, and if you want what no one else has you have to be willing to do what no one else is prepared to do.
Of course man.
Sounds like you're the one doing the work.
Well Manuka Fuel presents Sonny Bill Williams taking on Paul Gallin
Wednesday 16th of July. Fight will be live and exclusive in New Zealand on
pay-per-view from Sky Arena and Sky Sport now. Paul Gallin. Who's that? I don't know this man.
You don't watch a lot of NRL right Meg? No. But he is probably one of the
most famous NRL players of all time. Wow time. And the fact that he's played like 300, almost 350 games.
He's on the top team most appearances
to run out onto the field.
How many games did you play in the end, Sonny?
Cause you were a kid when you started.
Professionally I played over 300 games,
but that was league and union.
Yeah.
So yeah, it was a long career.
Do you beef with Paul?
How did this beef start?
Beef, some call it beef.
I call it like an annoying fly or a mosquito
that I just need to take me when I'm about to
go and smash that.
That's great, that's really annoying, yeah.
Yeah, well, he's been on a few podcasts
and obviously he's drumming up interest in the fight.
I mean, I guess fighters do that.
That's not really your style,
and if anyone has followed you on social media,
they know that.
But it must be hard when you hear someone like Paul
running his mouth.
He's just, don't want to subject you to too much.
He has 26 seconds if you can handle that,
and Paul can throw in shape.
I'll take the headphones off.
Everyone else, he hasn't fought him
with a winning record.
Yeah, you compare resumes of who have fought,
and I'm so fine-funny, it's not funny.
He's an insecure little bitch
You mentioned before about not turning up to that press conference. What was there a genuine reason or?
Yeah, I wanted to make him wait a little bit. He's made me wait for 10 years
I thought I'll make him wait a little bit longer and it absolutely worked. He was so angry. He was rattled
He was talking can't talk at the best times anyway, but he wasn't talking clear
He was angry and that's what I wanted. I think you sound very clear and well-spoken I must say. Thank you so much.
And to have your back when he says you don't communicate very well I mean if you missed it he did say.
Yeah you compare resumes of who if. He's put an H in a word that doesn't have one.
I think you know the reality is me speaking a few truths that are all factual. He is a drug cheat.
me speaking a few truths that are all factual. He is a drug cheat. He did charge, he does charge his players or he did charge his players when he was playing to come to his house to
a barbecue. Charge them.
Like charge them money.
Yes.
But I think he didn't like that. And you know, the reality is it was the first time that I actually spoke on
At length on I'll feud if you yeah
Comes from him calling me out every fight that he's had
Where's he running? He's you know is the big dog gonna come out and fight me? You know the reality was at that time for I think five six years
I was playing for the All Blacks traveling the world playing rugby
Not wanting to get back into the ring. The reason why I
first got into the ring was through necessity. I had to pay a million dollars
debt when I took off overseas I was in a million dollars debt and I had to pay
back so pay the brothers back that lent me the money so that's the reason why I
got in the ring. You know I'm not a fighter yeah but I'm a fighter for this
fight because this guy talks so much rubbish
Did you use that as fuel to use that?
Manuka fuel probably
shout out to Manuka fuel is
Finding the fight or sponsoring the fight. That's some good stuff
Do you think he's the type of guy Paul they're like even when you beat him when you will
When you beat him and it's so clear he'll find a way to be be like, oh well, it's because of this or because of that.
He'll find ways to like not just sit down and go, yeah, yeah, right.
He sounds like that kind of guy.
He's the type of guy that charges his teammates to come around his house for a bug.
Yeah, fair enough.
Is the aim to knock him out? Is that your aim?
That is the aim.
Yep.
But I'm preparing to go eight rounds where I can just punch his face.
Yeah.
Hey, yeah.
When he looks like he's going to go go down just back off and let him recover so
he can hit him a few more times. And my last question, do you have a walkout song?
Not yet, not yet. I'm still preparing. I've got some lads over in Australia, the O'Shea
boys. I think they're gonna help me with the clothes and all that type of stuff as well.
That's my favourite bit eh, with the walkouts? Yeah love that. Man you must not be touching carbs
still at the moment. No I am, it's funny I am at night you got to refuel the system, the body,
so you know from a high performance point of view it's good to get the carbs in at night,
sweet potatoes, potatoes all that type of stuff. You fuel it with Manuka fuel.
I imagine yeah the only two people probably Anthony Joshua and
you are the only two people that I've ever seen get in a ring where you go damn
that's the that looks like a boxer's physique. I think the
physique and not that it's about that but seeing you on stage against Paul it's
gonna be night and day and I hope that the result in the fight is the exact
same. God willing bro that's I'm putting in the hard yards man. The heart and the mind is there in that box ring.
It's just the body's taking its time to adapt and recover.
But we're training hard bro.
You got this.
Yeah.
You got it, you don't want to get in there
and think that you could have done more right?
When's the fight one more time?
July the 16th.
Thank you.
Live on Sky.
Hey, live on Sky.
Wednesday 7.30, check it in the diary.
July 16th, did we mention that Manuka Fuel was presenting?
Oh no, we didn't Manuka Fuel.
I also could be in Labour at that time.
So we'll both be fighting for our lives.
Have it on Skygo.
Hey Sunny, appreciate your time brother.
And yeah, all the best.
Not that you need the luck because it always comes down to hard work.
But appreciate your time.
Thanks Steve, much love. All the best to us huh? Let's go. You're both gonna be in the fight of your lives. You too Meg, pushing out that baby.
Clint, Meg and Dan. One more sleep.
Yeah Meg's gonna be having a baby soon and we were like man let's put together one last
send before you know she'll be sitting at home with baby on the boob going oh man I could be and we were like, man, let's put together one last send. Soiree.
Before, you know, she'll be sitting at home with baby,
on the boob going, oh man, I could be out partying
with the team right now, but I'm here looking after a child.
Again, you guys are acting like me having my second child
means I'm just never going to leave the house ever again.
I mean, it will be a while, but it's not ever again.
We call you a party animal Meg, don't we?
She's always partying,
and so we're giving you one last party.
So come meet us at Sweetshop. We'll be there from 7.30.
That's the Auckland Hoedown kicking off Dancing Stars from 8.
I'll be wearing the cowboy hat.
Oh are you gonna wear it?
Yeah, of course Sam. It's the Auckland Hoedown.
He turns into a different person Meg when he's got the cowboy hat on.
Yeah he does. Everyone does.
So bring your cowboy hat and then we're gonna jump on a beer cycle.
He's embarrassing. He's so embarrassing.
The act is actually making me want to stay out more
just to help you Dan.
Leave the assless chaps at home at least.
And then we're gonna be bar hopping our way around
the Auckland CBD on the beer cycle.
You don't need a pedal mag, but if you don't know,
it's kind of like a big table with a whole bunch of
pedaling seats around it and then we all power it together.
It has a big keg in the front, but don't let that fool you. It's not filled with beer unfortunately because I
think you have to have a liquor license to like drive around the street so they
drop you off at the bar where you then drink and then you get back on the...
You can't drink and drive. Oh well can we put like you know lemon lime and
batters in it instead then. But there is a sober man driving it though as well.
Yeah it was. We're not all driving it. fun. And so we've got a surprise, a golden envelope
that has a surprise for Meg if she makes it to midnight.
We will hand that to her and it will all be worth it.
It will be, you will go, oh my god, thanks guys,
this is made my year.
Properly or like one of your joke gags?
Properly, hand on heart properly.
But currently right now with how you're feeling
being pregnant, where do you think, if you had to throw a dart at the board?
Where do you think it lands on the clock? So if we if we are being really honest
Because I do feel like this pressure because we're doing this for on air and everything to like stay out late
But I think I'm probably sitting
9
Right, so we're starting at 730. So you think you can only do two hours I think I'm probably sitting 9.45.
So we're starting at 7.30, so you think you can only do two hours.
I just know my feet swell up at the end of the night, like really badly.
We'll piggyback you to the beer circle.
I don't know if you can piggyback a pregnant woman.
How do I hang on?
You can, but he said he would.
He can do it.
We'd have to go back to back.
Well, we were worried that you...
That's not going to work. We were worried that you... Back to back, that's not gonna work.
We were worried that you might say that,
so we've got a thing that's gonna gee you up.
Gee me up. Yeah.
36 hours out from your big stent.
This should get you moving that 9.30 slightly
to 10.30, 11.30, maybe even 12 o'clock.
We need to move to 12, yeah.
Here's a message from some of the people that may sound quite familiar to you, Meg.
Hey Meg, it's Annie.
Woo, Meg, yeah.
Megan, f***ing, Mutsul, let's go.
Come on Meg, you're pregnant, not dying,
keep the f***ing going.
Just a little shout out to let you know
that I believe in you, you can do it, girlfriend.
You can stay out till midnight,
release the inner partier that you are.
33 weeks bloody pregnant and still out partying.
Your baby's gonna come out asking for a wristband.
As well let you know that any minute
past your normal bedtime of 8 p.m. is astonishing.
The fact that you're getting up at four o'clock
every morning, 33 weeks pregnant, super mom,
super wife, super colleague, you're just killing it.
So anything you do is an achievement.
You've absolutely got this girl. Come on, we can do it. Take another shot of vitamin
gummy water and do another line dance. Line dance on that.
Oh my god, yes.
I can't do this. I honestly can't do this. They want me to give you a message to rev
you up to go out, but honestly I know what it's like to be 33 weeks pregnant. Meg, you
don't need to do this. You don't need to do this. You're sore. Your hips hurt, your
back hurts, you're tired.
Just go home, go home and sit down on your couch
and make a cup of tea.
Do not fade me out.
Do not fade me out.
No, no, don't do it.
I did think of something really positive.
It's prepping you for when baby comes along
and it's early hours in the morning
and all you want is to be asleep, but you can't.
So it's kind of like that.
It's the best for you.
So well done. I'm not sure what the time is when you're
listening to this, but the good news is also I will be awake with the time difference.
So feel free to go and hide in the toilets and call me and I'll give you some moral support.
And I'll tell you a funny joke. I love you and make sure you get a kebab on the way home
just to finish the night off. The boys are on PlayStation tomorrow night. We've kind
of locked in a time at like nine. so they'll go on for a couple hours so
even if you were home I'd kind of be out of action because I'll be playing
PlayStation but honestly you stay as long as you want but you know I
haven't played with them in a while anyway I'm super proud of you for
everything that you've done have an amazing night and I will see you after
this 11 maybe should we say 11?
All right, love you.
She sounds like she's looking forward to it.
There's a lot to break down there.
One of those friends, Annika,
one time- Oh, you're a hot friend.
My hot friend, well all my friends are hot to be fair.
One time we came home from town and she was like,
"'Do you want some baba ganoush?'
And I was like, what do you mean?
She had homemade baba ganoush in a jar
in her handbag the whole night.
So- Friend is a friend with baba ganoush. I've always said that. Yeah, so he's a friend with baba ganoush in her jar in her handbag the whole night. Friend is a friend with baba ganoush.
I've always said that.
Yeah, so you're friends with baba ganoush.
Dan's all over that.
I've got the baba ganoush.
You've got the baba ganoush in the crackers.
Let me just Google how to make baba ganoush.
Make sure that you've got some baba ganoush.
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