The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW human centipede the musical

Episode Date: May 20, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, Clint, Meg, and Dan dive into a plethora of topics ranging from playful banter, personal anecdotes, and surprising revelations. They discuss the unexpected birth of Clint's fish, explore the controversy surrounding Kim Kardashian's Skims fake nipple bra, and navigate through a hilarious segment where they call friends just to say goodnight. Also, the band practices continue as they prepare for Olivia's 40th with Brendan B. Brown from Wheatus weighing in on who should sing the high part of their performance. Tune in for laughs, unexpected twists, and heartfelt conversations. 00:00 Introduction to the Podcast02:24 Throwback Song Choices05:31 Football Stories and Age Gaps08:53 TV Show Recommendations17:41 Upcoming Netflix Romcom with Role Model25:35 Band Practice and Performance Anxiety27:41 Goodnight Calls Among Friends31:50 Minor Changes Hotline40:05 Dan's Search History44:11 Skims Nipple Bra54:35 The Edge Will to Win: Cash Giveaway58:29 Band Auditions and Helium Hijinks01:14:45 Proving the Haters Wrong01:20:03 Birthday Bash and Band Performance  

This is a podcast from Rover. They separately make their way to the studio. They arrive as three ordinary humans. Three people with boring, mundane, pathetic lives. Hey, Clint's life's quite exciting. Ahem. Now, with their powers combined, this is Captain Planet. No, no, it's not Captain Planet. Oh, right. Sorry, Force of Habit.

This is Clint, Meg and Dan. It's not Captain Planet. Oh right. Sorry, Force of Habit. This is Clint, Mac and Dan. Good morning! Welcome! Hump Day! Hump Day today is where's the downhill slide to the weekend, isn't it? Yeah but we're still on the climb mate because technically we just started. Midday would be the downhill.

The thing is Clint, you just frame it a different way don't you? It's the worst part of every hydro slide is walking up to the top. Oh yeah that be the downhill. But the thing is Clint, you just frame it a different way don't you? That's the worst part of every hydro slide is walking up to the top. Oh yeah that is the worst. Freezing. Why we had to hop holes. God that was a climb to the top to get to Bob's mistake. So true for like four seconds of fun.

No you know what's worse is Parakai in Helensville, sort of north of Auckland. They went round and round and round and round, freezing by the time you get to the top. There's not much more fun you can have with your pants on than a hydro slide. And do it with your pants off, it's even better. And then even worse, if you go to like Aussie, and you get right up the top,

and then it's windy as, and the queue's a mess, and you're just standing there freezing in a pair of shorts. So bad. They need to have a lift at hydroslide places. They do. Yeah. But they don't. But they don't have some sort of pulley system. Yeah, something that you can start. Like ski slopes. Yeah exactly. Like they do it at the mountain, Mt Haupehu. Yeah but they do that because you can't walk up because it's too slippery.

Oh it's pretty slippery on those stairs. Meg and I are coming up with solutions. You're just poo pooing everything. You can't do that because you can't walk up because it's too slippery. Oh, it's pretty slippery on those stairs, I don't know. Meg and I are coming up with solutions. You're just poo pooing your breath and... Yeah, you go to Dan's park, he's finally opened it, and it's like $3,000 each together. It's mostly just ear lids. Dan's like, sorry, the elevator's got way more than we thought. Yeah, the downhills actually suck, but it's fun to go up.

Alright, it's going to be a fun show this morning. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Looking for a 6am throwback for your Wednesday to get you excited for this morning. Get you going. There's a few options this morning that we could go with. Yeah. Yeah, Dan, you go first and I'll raise you.

Okay. Problem by Ariana Grande and Iggy Azalea came out this day in 2014. Nice easy one actually, that's not bad. And it's a good kind of morning song because it wakes you up. Okay. Love it. Alright, Lord's pure heroine has re-entered the Hot 100

at 99 because of the song Ribs and that is the throwback that we could play. Why is this song awesome? People love it, people just have re-fall in love with it. Because of her new music they've gone back through. Old catalog girl, this is a bloody bad year. And I think Ribs was kind of like a cult. Yeah, following song.

Following song for Lorde. You got anything else? Because I do. Uh, Barbie Girl by Aqua. Ooh, that's good. Came out this week. I think the album came out like last week and then the first single was Barbie Girl. How many years ago?

2000, that happened. Oh, that's good. Is it? Well, I mean, we'll be able to play it. Do we have a potential breakup song on the system? No. It's a shame. That was a huge song for me and my... I'm sure me and my friends used to sing that all the time.

It was by a duo, Ali and AJ and Joe Jonas has just said that it's about him. Really? Yeah. Potential Really? Yeah. Potential breakup, no. This is a potential breakup. It's always a claim to fame to have a song written about you, like a famous song. Like John Mayer, for instance, with the Taylor Swift stuff. I'd be telling everybody, I'd be like, that song's about me.

I remember me and Clint having this discussion, I think it was you Clint, about how even if Beyonce sang a song about, this is it, sang a song about you having a big small dick you'd be happy. Oh god yeah yeah of course I mean she'd but Beyonce would say it in a Nazi way that people would be like doesn't you have a small dick? A Nazi way! Hopefully her song wouldn't be called Dan's got a small one. Because then I'd be like come on Beyonce be a bit more creative. But you still like it because as Clint said it still shows that you sleep with Beyonce. Her song wouldn't be called Dan's Got a Small One. Cause then I'd be like, come on Beyonce, be a bit more creative. But then you still like it.

But you still like it because as Clint said, it still shows that you sleep with Beyonce. Yeah, how would Beyonce know? She hated it. I still did it. I mean, I think we'd want it until the song ends up going number one and then it's like, oh God, like, you know, it starts getting a little,

the song gets very fake. You start getting followed by paparazzi by having a small one. Yeah. That's not the best. But anyway, it's still a song. All right, Clint, you get to choose between us. Mmm, OK. We've given you four.

I'm going to go with... Songs back in the top one. Ayyy, Ribs! Lord in Ribs, it is your sixth anthem, Throwback. I'm not sure... How old is that song now? Years old, oh gosh. Like is it seven or eight years? It'll be coming up ten years. Okay I was gonna say is it in Throwback territory but I suppose it's made it back into the Billboard Hot 100.

I guess probably off the back of her new music people doing a deep dive into her old stuff. Maybe it is closer to 10 years actually. It came out in year 2013. Yes, over 10 years old. Over 10 years, clearly it's a throwback. Anything over 10 years is a throwback, especially if you don't play it anymore. Yeah, fair. You guys know Max L.A.?

No. He's a Kiwi artist. His music is very Justin Bieber-y. Yeah, and he's got almost a million followers. He's been a lot of- Oh yes, yes, yes. When Cassie Anderson did like a tour and they had a whole lot of-

Yeah, he was on the- Yeah. He messaged me the other day, and he was like, oh, didn't realise it was you we were playing footy against today or yesterday, whenever he sent the message. He wrote, I play footy against his footy team. Is he in the same age bracket as you?

I thought he's like 20. Hey, I'm just in a division. If you're fast enough to keep playing in a team. I thought you were in the majors. Makes it a bit stoned to be like, oh I'm playing with the old boys today. The senior citizens. You could, like depends on the league.

Like if you are in your like early 20s or mid 20s and if you're in your late 30s, 40s, you could still be playing in the same league if you're good enough. What a span Meg, what an age span. I played football once with a kid who was in our team. He was like 15 or 16 and I was like 32. And I realised when I was his age, he wasn't born. That's incredible. And we were playing in the same football team. Wow, did you beat him or lose?

No, he was in our team. Did you lose against Max L.A.? That's the question. No, we pitched the game with 10 to go, we won 3-2. Oh, you won? I was about to say, did you find that that young guy had to yell at you a bit louder to get your attention? I don't hear the slurs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good, good. Clint and I played a little bit of footy yesterday, actually. It was for a behind the scenes video, which I think will be coming out at some point. And be honest, because he was in goal, and I was shooting at him with a ball. And I got it past the goalie more than I thought I would. Like, you will admit, Clint, and that lets that I was pretty good.

No, no. The Dan, I'm sorry, here we go. Big, Dan would be dribbling with the ball and he would get about three yards, so two meters from me in goal and then kick it. The goals are massive. No, no, Clint, he got goals in past you. Yeah, stop trying to make excuses. Dan never got a, Dan could not get a ball in when he was at like the penalty shootout mark, which is not even that far away. You don't have to always do a goal from the head of the penalty shootout. No, but in an actual game, when Dan's running towards the goal, I've also got defenders who are trying to take you out.

Okay, we'll just say this at the post-match interview when you've lost the game, Clint. Well, what I'm saying is Dan had five one-on-ones, and then he was trying to act all like, look at me, I scored past you, and I also don't play in goal. I lifted up my shirt at one point, like I've seen them do in FIFA. They lift up their shirt to celebrate, all my guts came out. Oh, no, but I did hear the client go, we'll get that on replay, please. And then they were like, and actually, could you slow-mo that, Dave?

Slow-mo. They were talking about slow- mo, my flabby... Did you see when I actually shot past the actual, one of the AFC goalkeepers, and the CEO who was being interviewed turned and clapped? You see when he clapped me? I thought it was a bit of a pity clap. Oh, okay. I think I'm on the wrong max LA because the one I'm looking at is doing a hunger strike for Palestine,

which is amazing, but it's not him, is it? Is L.I. spell A-L-L-A-I-S? No that's what I thought. That's where she's gone wrong there Clint. Yeah okay that'll be it. Maybe it's branching out into food. Alright what you watching Wednesday next what are you watching that is binge worthy or that you want to swear people away from because you're like oh my god do not waste your time like adolescents oh gosh the clint megan dan podcast it's clint megan dan's all right i've finally finished that slow adolescents show so i can move on to something else although that final episode god can you get an os Oscar for a TV show? No, you can get a Golden Globe.

Emmy, Emmy, Emmy. Oh, he'll win that. It's one of the greatest scenes of acting I've ever watched in the last five seconds of episode four of Adolescence. You would be one of the few people that thought it was slow though. I really enjoyed watching that show. All one shot if you've ever watched it before. All one shot so they couldn't cut.

So if they got in the car and were like alright let's go home and home's 15 minutes you're in the car for 15 minutes. Not for me. But that's okay. I went to a... A hell of a show. No, he likes something fast paced. A cinema pace. For a small brand. And I'm unsure if I'm being honest if this show will be that or not but I went to a PR

event yesterday for Grosse Pointe Garden Society. It's a new show uh it's HBO show but it's on TVNZ plus. Yeah. From the trailer take a listen I get old desperate housewives meets how to get away with murder vibes. I can't believe we're burying a body. Now what? First rule of garden club. We all have each other's backs. Can we get away with it? Eh, what's the worst that could happen? This is not gonna end well. Crack the windows so there's oxygen.

How many cars have you torched? What? This is not a road you wanna go down. I think I have an image problem. Woo! Kind of reminds me of like the three of us accidentally killed somebody and then we're like, what are we gonna do?

We have to try and work out how to get away with it and cover our tracks. Lame Dan? Yeah, Dan. But who actually killed the person? Probably Clem. Yeah, so... The really cool thing is, and I think all shows should follow this format, they've dropped three episodes now so you can watch the first three and then they drop two episodes a week rather than drip feeding you one.

And I'm like that should be this template. Are you getting paid to talk about that? No. Oh! Okay, now I'm back in. I need to watch it last night. I did have three free cocktails though yesterday at the event. See? So they have paid for them with alcohol.

That's the way to his heart. That's like Clint's money really. I am struggling though with The Last of Us because it's strip feeding once a week. And because of that, because I love the show, but it's just so long. We get so used to binging stuff now. If they gave you two, then you could do like one on a Monday, another one on a Thursday. You're only a couple of days without an ep. Now I am really excited. I'm going to check out that gross points society, Clint,

because I need a show at the moment. I have Last of Us. That's on a Monday. That's it. I've been watching the last, what's that? You can't laugh you lose show the UK We're out of that laugh. I'm laughing. That's great. That's great huge recommendation Yeah, I'm primed and if you want just an easy watch and you're a child of the 2000s, maybe a millennial the OC God, I was obsessed with their show The OC God I was obsessed with that show That was a TV show that was on Netflix and we all loved it Noah Brody what the heck is his name?

Adam Brody Adam Brody. Yeah, he's in the OC Meg. It was like And yeah, oh me Shabaton Adam Brody Yeah, so an incredible show Barton, Adam Brody. Yes, yes. So an incredible show. Rachel somebody. Yeah, Rachel Billson. So it was around in the early 2000s and it's sort of been away for a long time. I've never seen it on any of the stream platforms, but it's back on neon. Out of Banks vibes.

But better than Out of Banks, because Out of Banks got crazy. It was Out of Banks before Out of Banks. Yeah. And you watch it and it's just like such a nostalgia because it's sort of a time capsule of the early 2000s So it's like they were playing with like mass the old massive iPods Yeah, even the clothing I love watching movies and shows like that when you see the difference in like this is probably not what you guys notice

But make up least filler or Botox their faces just look different. Yeah. Yeah, it's so different Bridges and Eves you're over Mobland at the moment. Oh my god So Mobland and The Last of Us both drop on Monday nights. The Last of Us has taken a back step for Mobland. Like Monday nights is Mobland night. It's 75% on Rotten Tomatoes, Tom Hardy, Pierce Brosnan, Helen Mirren. And it's just like this underground,

like UK gangster scene and Tom Hardy is like the it man for this big underground family. It's just incredible. So good. What's it on? It's on Prime Video. So it must be like those two, you know, a bit of competition. It's so good. Can I recommend enough? Another streaming service. Pierce Brosnan is cool. He's like the silver fox. Yeah, he's had a real glow up over the last few years because he disappeared for a while.

Oh, Tom Hardy is just so hot. Yeah. He's just so hot and a great actor. Yeah. And so hot. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. Milo is the proud sponsor of Milo Fantiles, which is a program helping Kiwi girls play football. And so our team was tasked with trying to beat 36 of them in a game of football.

I can't help but argue that there was too many and it was weighted against us. Okay, well, it was Dan, Yars verse 36 Milo Fantel's and I was the ref which just was not good for my blood pressure. Boys I don't think I deserve a whistle it just went to my head. And they got you a jersey that was about four sizes too big. No no too small Clint. She looked like you know the, I didn't notice.

The people that work at Foot Locker, those people that have like the stripy shirts, Meg looked like she worked there. I keep asking her for a size 13. I turned over and they said, we've got you a uniform. And I was like, brilliant, let's see. And that's what I had.

The little cap with the neck flap, I've never seen a referee wear that in any games I've ever played in. Our son's smart ref. Yeah, but this is how it started. Meg obviously being the referee is the one who starts the game with the whistle. Ooh, but I didn't. Not a lot of respect for the ref.

Go! Go, go, go, go! The whistle! The whistle! Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh, Clint! Oh my goodness me.

Who's in goal? Who's in goal? Who's in goal? Clint! Oh my god, this is really quite hard. There's a lot of you. Ohhhhh! Good defending thing.

I've got it! She kicked it out, it was her! Whistle Last touch, Dan's foot. Santel's ball. Oh, it's like a spik same as that. When I blamed that little girl, I was like, it was her. She knocked it out.

She almost cried. And so I had to go out to her and be like, it was all good just for the just for the cameras yeah because she's playing in front of her parents and all of her peers and I went too hard I went yeah it wasn't your only thing you were going hard that we were not as bad as Clint though he literally knocked a child over I I realized I couldn't go forward so I put my foot on the ball and then I cut back and I couldn't see them they were only like waist high and I just absolutely rocked them. Kick it to me! Kick it to me!

Go Dan! Go Dan! Yes Dan! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Come on! Ah! Yellow card, else! I saw you yelling. She yelled at me first. Yes, that's so clean. She yelled at me first.

It was an eight year old girl. Me giving me a yellow was supposed to be a warning. She sent me off and I was like, that's the wrong card. I didn't understand any of the rules. I tried to know what was happening. I'm on team Clint here. Like, the kids haven't learnt the art of not being little cheaters. Here's how it ended.

My life passes! Congratulations everybody! Two things have been changed. I'm a little bit more of a cheater. I'm a little bit more of a cheater. I'm a little bit more of a cheater. I'm a little bit more of a cheater. I'm a little bit more of a cheater.

I'm a little bit more of a cheater. I'm a little bit more of a cheater. I'm a little bit more of a cheater. I'm a little bit more of a cheater. I'm a little bit more of a cheater. I'm a little bit more being little cheaters. Here's how it ended. Milo fans! Congratulations everybody! Two things have been proved today. Yeah. That sock is the winner on the day and kids are cheaters! That's just before they pulled your pants down.

Yeah, they tackled me to the ground and then mine could start pulling my pants off. Like, that's degrading, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. No, what's worse I reckon is that you had like one of those helmet mounted GoPros that was shooting back at you, facing you with a giant zit on your face

every time they used the shot. Me and you really were the losers of the day. Actually, I need that footage from that camera because that's evidence for the court case which I've got against that kid. Yeah, I'll see you in court, eight-year-old. You'll be in prison. You can head to the New Zealand Football website

to find a Milo Fantales hub near you. It's really cool just helping Kiwi girls play football and get amongst what is a great sport. Yeah, it was a really fun day. Especially when they're not being knocked over on their arse, mate. Yeah, I'll be getting my daughter to join, I imagine. Yeah.

All right, it's 22 to seven coming up before eight o'clock. Role model is going to be in the new Netflix rom-com with Natalie Portman. Wait till you find out what the name of the show is. Oh man, some guys just have all the luck, huh? You know, role model. Tucker Pillsbury. What a name. What a great name.

Why did he change it? I guess Tucker Pillsbury sounds a bit country and he a great name. Why did he change it? I guess Tucker Pillsbury sounds a bit country, and he's not necessarily a country artist. He doesn't touch a country though. He wears a hat. But I don't think his main genre is country, even though he does a bit of crossover. It's not sad country, yeah. I get it. But I do think I'd be gutted as a parent.

You pick a name which is a movie star, like pop star sort of name, and then they change it anyway. You know what I mean what I mean well I mean you guys won't be able to relate because you've got Dan Webby and Clint Randall but two of the most iconic names ever well he is going to be having a screen debut on a Netflix show that's going to be out relatively soon by the looks July July 10th comes to Netflix July 10th listen to this Natalie Portman is turning 40 and reluctantly dipping her toe back into the New York dating scene okay but she gets more than she bargained for when she meets two men one in his 20s so that's role model and one in his

50s that's Mark Ruffalo who plays the Hulk. Oh yeah. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Who show her that there is no set formula for good sex. Ooh, now that sounds like a great premise on paper to a show. So she's having sex with both of them and she's actually old as Hulk. One's 50, one's 20. And so- 20. 20, 20, 20.

In his 20s or 20? In his 20s. Okay, hoo, hoo, hoo. What would you rather Meg as a woman, what would you rather, an old silver fox in his 50s or a mid 20s? Right now for you. I would always normally go older, but there's something like If it's like a mid 20s like very much so like a good age, but I think I'd go older

I don't know. It's only because I think about that movie with baby girl Nicole Kidman who had the Harrison He that was a very hot thing. What about you, Dad? We know you're older. I'd go older. You'd go 50 over 25. Yeah, I would. 50. No further questions.

50 at least. Hey, some older people are good. As long as they haven't got arthritis sitting in them. Okay. Well anyway, Role Model is going to star in his first ever Netflix film with Natalie Portman titled Good Sex. Some guys, eh, just get all the luck. But as Dan was saying before off air, it's not that fun because you can't actually, you know, nothing happens. It's an act implant. So they're not actually doing it.

They're still used to hanging out with Natalie Portman. Yeah, I guess so. You know, who knows? He could end up, I mean, I don't even know if they're both single. But on set, you have a little chemistry because you're trying to fake this chemistry and then all of a sudden it could become real chemistry. Who knows? But isn't that worse that you're faking it because you sort of, if you are having feelings for this person and you're having to fake a sex scene, I can imagine that would be hell.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and Mr. and Mrs. Smith look how it turned out. Oh, Aniston didn't like that one did she? No, poor Jen. Does this work as a bit next where you name the title of the movie and the actor that you're starring with right so mine would be Clinton Randall and Megan Fox, The Exception. Right. And I'm The Exception. You're The Exception. Yeah, she makes The Exception. She's like, I'm gonna stoop to this level, am I? I'm desperate.

Right, it's gonna have to be Clinton Randall then. Okay, maybe I'll work on the title. The Exception. I can only think of our 18 ones. Okay. I have to be more clever, don't I? All I've got is He Lives in the Basement by Pedro Pascal. He lives in the basement?

Wait, so you're still with Guy, but you've trapped Pedro Pascal downstairs? Oh yeah, that's actually a little bit more specific. That's very Joseph Fritzel of you. I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. Oh, he lives in your basement? Oh, so he's going down to your basement.

I see what you mean. Oh yes, she does. I didn't know your house had a basement. Okay. All right. Who's that yelling from downstairs, Meg? Just Pedro Pascal. Just Pedro.

Okay, if you guys think you can behave and play nicely, let us know, what would the title of the movie be and with who, if it was the first movie you ever starred in? Get something better than the, what was your one, Clint? The exception or the basement. Well okay Dan, you've got two and a half minutes to think of yours. Okay. Roamurul, who you'll know from this song, is going to be in a new Netflix show that comes out July 10th called Good Sex with Natalie Portman. It's his first ever role. But

it's not called Good Sex with Natalie Portman. No, it's just called Good Sex. Yeah, it's Good Sex. And the... Starring Natalie Portman. So we've been having a bit of fun thinking about movie titles and then you're in the movie no matter what. So it's your first movie. Think of the movie title and who else is starring in it

so that it's your dream. You guys would be so jealous if I was in a movie with Ricky Gervais called Best Friends. Yeah, that would be good. Is it a sexual show though? No. Does it have anything to do with sex? Oh, I didn't know you could Ricky Gervais called Best Friends. Oh yeah that would be good. Is it a sexual show though or is it just a... No, it's got nothing to do with sex. Oh I didn't know you could do Friends ones. Yeah of course, you could do Best Friends Go Travelling.

Oh bugger. It could be. Around the world with my best mate. Yeah. Meg Mansour and Ricky Gervais. Oh god my dream television show. It could be a PG film. Mmm.

Yeah. Why, what have you got? Why, I was going down the sexual route. Oh. Well it stars me, Cher and Celine Dion. Human Centipede musical. Wait, Daniel, how are you going to sing if you're the... If your mouth's so dry.

No, Celine Dion's the front, so she's got her mouth free. Okay, and now this isn't a podcast. I'm just going... Go to bedggs. This is an actual radio show. You've got two 80 year olds in it. No, Celine's for early 50s. Oh listen!

Oh, you can hear everyone switching off. Okay, let's go to Beggs. Beggs, you're in the movie. Who's starring with you first? Robert Irwin. Okay, and what's the title of the movie? Bex and Rob explore Down Under. That's a good one!

It's more of a documentary. He's so happy and humble as well, just imagine. He's so beautiful. I love it. I love it. It's much better than the human scene to be the musical. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't be... Oh, that's got links. It's got lots of links. Yeah, lots of links.

Oh gosh. Maybe this wasn't a good idea. Um, producer Neepia, do I dare go to you? Yeah, I chose R-Fine, he'll do with Margot Robbie and Arna De Ames. Oh my god, you could be in any movie, you beg one when you're insulted. They're like, oh god, we'll have to then. Yeah, right. Is there any man left on earth? Last option, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, producer Kyle. I don't know if we got a... No, no, no. I just, oh, okay, I'll keep it. Three's a Crowd with Florence Pugh. Three's a Crowd. Who's the third person then?

Oh, my wife and me. Good on you. The only man that included his partner. Florence is just watching. Yeah she's just watching me. Now damn it, I didn't get his mic off quick enough. Let's go! A reminder we're going to hear from Brendan B Brown from Weeders.

He weighs in on how he thinks our practice is going and who the weakest link is. So I can't play the reveal until just after eight o'clock and none of us genuinely know what he said. But he did say this about the band and our progress. I was really entertained by the whole thing. I love you all and I'm really impressed with your attempts and I hope to see you When we come down there to hang out with you next year, that would be wonderful. Let's do that

Love to all you guys love to the breakfast crew Edge breakfast you're the bomb. Bye. I practiced so much yesterday boys So much we had to do some filming after the show and then I went home and I just sat on the drums for another hour. Yeah. Yeah our performance is on Saturday where we're covering Teenage Dirtbag for the very first time at a 40th. We decided to start a band a month ago. It was over a month ago now, like about 38 days or something. Yeah well yeah so 38 days to the performance from picking up our instruments so that's all we've had. I'd love to know if anybody's done it quicker. I think we've done it record time.

From going, none of us play an instrument, except Neeps, who's our producer. He plays the bass in an actual band. To being at the level we're at now, I'm very proud of us. Very proud. I am too. Yeah, but I mean, I will only be proud of us

if we nail it on the day, because there's no use being great when you practice, and then when you, we've never played in front of a crowd, and if we choke on the night, oh. I get really nervous, with, I don't know what it's like with guitar, I don't know how you guys have done the guitar, because I don't think I'd be able to do your role at all,

it seems very hard to me of learning all the little, where you move your fingers. But I know with me, for some reason, I've got to know what I'm doing, but as soon as I focus on what I'm doing, it goes out of my head, it's like drumming, you almost have to- Feel it. Yeah, almost dis this associate from what you're doing

It's really it's really hard and I was started filming myself yesterday to show producing in beer It was about 20 takes that I didn't muck up because I keep every time that I knew he'd be listening I'm not done the problem. We don't doubt it So good though me getting there. We don't have 20 takes on the night. Yeah That's what I'm worried about and I know we a new drum kit for me So good though Meg. Getting there. We don't have 20 takes on the night. Yeah! We have one. That's the issue, that's what I'm worried about. And it will be a new drum kit for me. It will be the first time I've ever played.

What are you talking about? What do you mean you've got a new drum kit? I'm not going to... I've been practicing on an electric drum kit and we're going to have an actual drum kit on the night I've never played on one. That makes me nervous. I've never played on a drum kit.

I imagine the sticks bounce back differently off an actual drum kit than they do on an electric one. And that'd be in a different place, like all the drums would be in different places. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, that's cool. So Meg, you just started getting lessons this week and now you're going to change your drum kit on the night. Yeah. Well, you have to have a drum kit. You can't sit there with an electric drum kit. No, actually we played yesterday without drums. It was quite good, wasn't it? Oh yeah, you were here. We had a jam and it was like oh my god we're getting there!

Clint, Megan, Dan There's a new trend going around the internet for lads to call up their guy mates and just wish them a good night or just to call them just to say good night It's not a thing you do as a guy is it? Like I would never dream in a million years of just calling a friend and being like good night

But I guess a girl wouldn't do it either would they? I guess we wouldn't but it either, would they? I guess we wouldn't, but it wouldn't, I also think if I tried it with my friends, it would be like, oh, that's nice. Are you okay? They'd probably be more concerned if I was okay. Yeah, but Justin Eves, were you worried

about calling one of your mates? Honestly, like not really at all. Like Gen Z boys are a different breed, eh? I think you guys, Gen Z boys are so like, cutesy with each other. Yeah, 100%. We talk about our feelings and stuff. Yeah, that's good.

I like that. Yeah, that is cool. Well, this is how we win Producer Nepea called one of his bros last night, just to wish him good night. Yo, nice. Sup bro, how's it going? Yeah, good, how are you?

Yeah, good bro. What's been happening? Just work, just work. Just got home, put the steak. I'm just off to bed now, so I was just calling to say goodnight. Nah, goodnight bro. Sweetie.

Night. We'll catch you later. I'll talk to you tomorrow then. Okay, goodnight. Sweet dreams darling. I love how there was like, basically, he did say that's weird, but apart from that it was very just like, okay.

Just completely went with it. Yeah, told me goodnight darling, and I'd sleep better than I ever have. Yeah, you're like, actually that's quite nice. Yeah, it was lovely. So Dan, when you couldn't obviously call me, Yes. Then who did you call?

Well then I was in a bit of a pickle. My other friend, Chris, who's my best friend, he's in New York, and it I was in a bit of a pickle. My other friend Chris is my best friend He lives in New York. Yeah, and it was like 2 a.m. In the morning, so I couldn't call him and then my other friend Your last friend? My last friend and he'd be my top two friends Okay, hold on, so I'm third then. Paul Klimt. Just done the maths. You had your best friend Your other ones in the top two. Top three? You should be happy with top three. You only have three so relax. Is Daniel top three in yours? No. No. I haven't done the list. What I mean is that I'm last. So what I mean is he could

get a fourth friend and then I could be fourth and he could get a fifth friend. I shouldn't be proud of being third. He only has three. I'd say you'd be... your second equal, third equal. Oh okay, that's more special. And what is he to you? That's more special. Your top Dan. Top what? Number one! Piss off. I nearly swore then, that's the closest I've been to Sviridonia for a long time. That is such a lie. Absolutely. I haven't ranked my friends, that's actually

a disgusting thing to do. Maybe I'm first equal. Maybe I'm first equal to about 10 others. Anyway, so I called my friend Michael who is, oh my goodness me, the most, like he'll tell you exactly how it is. Okay. Okay, so he was my last resort to call. And this is how it resulted. Hello mate. Hey mate, how are you?

Yeah, well, you know, mate. Yeah, good, good, good. Mate, you never call me at this time, I was like, shit, has he like crashed on the motorway or something? I was like, what does he mean? I'm just bringing to say goodnight. That's all. That's absolute yarns. I am I'm bringing to say goodnight What do you want? That's nothing What the f*** That's it, that's it

That's it. That's it. This phone does not ring. So if something, if this phone rings, there's an emergency. I'm surprised you answered to be honest. Exactly. That's why I don't answer. Because I know something's wrong. So what's up? I'm saying goodnight. That's all I'm going to do. Never call me again. It's life or death. It's not my line. Okay. All right. Good night. And they said It's life or death. It's not what I want. Goodnight.

And he says life or death. You can't believe you're calling me. You can call me whenever you want mate. You won't pick up though. We couldn't get a hold of you last night to do this. I went to sleep at 7am. I was so tired. My kids were still up. That's why you're not in my top 3.

Because you always bed so early. Yeah. When I want to go out partying, Clint's always in bed. Yeah. Clint, Megan's and Stinky Boo. It's time. Morena, minor change hotline. How may I help? For the minor change hotline, sometimes it's hard to vent to, you know, your partner or your friends about something that is only quite minor,

but it's maybe a big deal to you. Like last week. Big deal to us then, you know? Yeah, last week when this happened to a listener of our show. Carl's Jr. The Cora Velo Mushroom Burger. My favourite burger. Yeah.

They used to do raw red onion in it, and they changed it to grilled onion, and it's never been the same. It's got a different flavor profile and different crunch. Yeah. They won't even let her put raw onion in it, she said. Whenever your favorite food outlet changes something, it does throw you.

Really, really does. I've noticed in my marriage, there's been a minor change. There's been, previously, I've cooked two nights a week and my wife Hannah's done three. Okay, that's fine. And then what happens the other two nights? Then we'll get takeaways. You get takeaways twice a week and my wife Hannah's done three. Okay, that's fine. And then what happens the other two nights? Then we'll get takeaways. You get takeaways twice a week?

Yeah, or sometimes we have leftovers, but generally at least once a week we're having takeaways. Oh my God. My favourite night of the week. What? Isn't that shocking? What? No.

What? Coming home from netball games, kids will be like, can we get a snack box, popcorn chicken snack box? Yeah. And it sometimes works out cheaper than cooking. it's sometimes it's cheaper once every six weeks we'll get takeaways your house is a prison nightmare I couldn't live with you Meg and so now it's please please can we get McDonald's no yeah you had it six weeks

ago nightmare okay and so anyway for some reason without us even talking the paradigms shift. And I am now cooking three and Hannah's cooking two. Right. Did you discuss it? No, no discussion. It's almost like she's just going, I'm just gonna let him cook again tonight. I've cooked every night this week.

It's probably in the shed calendar that you don't look at. No, there's absolutely no shed calendar. And it's just throwing me. So what days did you normally do? Oh, it's gonna be quiche every night. Oh God, Dan eats more quiche than people that go to funerals. Cause it's easy. It's been worked for funerals. Honestly cooking is my most hated thing. What was done last night now? I made a slow cooked curry. Oh that's alright, that's different.

Don't you just weed out a butter chicken last night? Don't you just, you fry up some chicken and you just pour the content to the jar and let it simmer? I did say, I've made this way longer than it should have been. It was a three hour slow cook. Could have done it in 20 minutes. Anyway. Right, okay. So that's a minor change.

Do you have a minor change in your life that's pissing you off? You can call us at 800 Edge or Texas 3343. Yeah, we care. We do care. Even if your partner doesn't seem to. Maybe it's something at your gym. they've removed a machine you loved. Maybe it's something your doctor's left. I would argue your favourite machine being moved, moved is a minor change,

because it's a different part of the gym, but when they get rid of your favourite machine and it's just gone, that's a major change. I don't like rebranding of brands. Like you have your juice brand or your cereal or jam or whatever it is and when they do a rebranding even though everything's exactly the same throws me yeah I don't like that at all. Stuff that throws you even though it's minor yeah sometimes it's gonna be a big thing in your life. More than a minor change hub line how may I help? If you got a minor change in your life and you would like someone to listen to your event we're here for you.

Oh and under there someone's talking about the way their partner folds washing. We changed the way we fold all of our washing after we watched that. Do you roll it now? That show? The tidy, clean, tight, what was it called? It was like the Japanese lady. Ah yes. Do you roll your washing now?

Because we roll ours because of her. Well like roll all the t-shirts. No we definitely changed the way we fold them so they all you can see what the t-shirt is when it's in the drawer rather than stacking them on top of each other. Marie Kondo. Marie Kondo. I've got the book. And we roll ours because of her. She must have done another book that she rolls them. But it's the same thing. You see them in like tubes. Yeah. Yeah. I fold my undies differently. She did the folding and you can stack like different. She

really changed us. Yeah. There's three people who've never spoken about this before. But yeah, I thought she really did revolutionise the way that I did. And then my wife's now changed the way she does the towels but she hasn't told me about it. And I'll fold them all. And then I came back the other day, seeing her unfold them and refolding them.

Oh, that made me livid. I was like, what a waste of my time. Waste of time, that's a waste of time. And they're going in a cupboard. We're not gonna see them, who cares? Yeah, I mean, it does take a lot of time to fold clothes. That's a waste of time. And they're going in a cupboard. We're not going to see them. Who cares? Yeah. I mean, it does take a lot of time to fold clothes. But someone's messaged through Hannah.

I want to talk to her, because she said that Griffin's have changed their biscuit packaging. Well, here she is. Morning, Hannah. Hi. I haven't noticed this, because I love Griffin's. What have they done? How have they changed the packaging?

They changed the packaging for the chocolate chip cookies and the shoe fruit. And in what chip cookies and the shoe fris. And in what way? Do they still have the beer? No, I don't think so. They've got rid of the beer? Shut up. The cookie beer?

I know, that's what I'm saying. God, PC got mad, someone would have complained and gone, oh the cookie beer, he's not a real beer. Scary. And then they would have taken it off. Nightmare. I find that hard to believe. All right, another food-based one.

Lindell, morning. Hey, good morning, guys. Morning, Lindell. What's the minor change? Do you guys know that they changed the mayo at Burger King? No, I don't know. Bastards. Why would they do that?

Why would they do that? I know, it used to be this beautiful, creamy mayo, so you'd always ask for extra, and now it's a sweet, tangy thing, and it't remember that. Bastards. Why would they do that? Yeah. Why would they do that? I know, it used to be this beautiful creamy mayo, so you'd always ask for extra, and now it's a sweet tangy thing, and it ruined your burger. My goodness, man. When did this happen, Lindell? It happened like three months ago,

and I remember because I emailed them, and they didn't respond. Oh my God, you did an email about the mayo. You emailed them about the mayo. That's such a damn thing to do. I would do that, because it is, it ruins your day. Because Lind day because you're used to that lovely creamy mayo and then they give it to you. I think they even call it creamy mayo.

There's a burger that's called the creamy mayo burger. And so they have to change the name? I don't know but it's highly disappointing. Tangy mayo burger. My question to you, Linda, is it just a one off? Have you had it multiple times and it's been a different source? Or maybe they just... I've had it multiple times so much that I don't ask for extra mayo anymore.

What a shame. Hey, I'll send your double bars to your final destination just to make you feel better, Lindell. Honestly, it's a hell of a... Oh my gosh, thank you so much. You're welcome. And since it was now, it's a hell of a movie. Honestly, you laugh at a lot of the deaths. They're very creative, though.

And we have, gosh, a lot of people getting upset about the Griffins chocolate chip and shoes for $800,000 packaging. Really? The beer's gone? There's no beer, the beer's gone. RIP the beer. We need to get to the bottom of that. Why have they got rid of the beer? Makes no sense. And Vanessa is a first time caller. For the first time in forever.

Morning Vanessa. This is what's gotten you out of the woodwork Vanessa. What is your mind of change? I think I've made a list of memo. It sounds like everyone's listing things that have been changed by the company. But I was just more talking about mind of changes when your partner buys a different toilet paper. And puts it in a different one. And then you've got to reach for it and it's like, oh.

That's not right. Oh, the toilet paper's different. What's different about it that we don't like? What's the change? Low apply. Well, we stay to Passione, you know, the nice and soft, cushy stuff, and then he goes for like the cotton soft

or something that's on special. He just goes for what's on special. There are some things you just don't skimp on in life, right? And maybe toilet paper for you, that's where you draw the line. Yeah. I feel like toilet paper's the first thing I'll skimp on. Like it's the one thing.

And then he'll mention that, oh, it's like a $3 difference for the sake of it, a month, on Headers' Play. $3 for the whole month because he's probably bought like 15 rolls of the stuff. Mm. And toilet paper's one of those things you don't realise how expensive it is until you buy it.

So true Dan, I went to do it the other day and I was like bloody hell it's expensive. Why? I guess it's because it's paper and there's so many trees. Vanessa, thank you for calling. I don't want you having an out-of-body experience going Oh my god, I just called them for the first time talking about toilet paper. Yeah. We appreciate you. Yeah.

Thank you. You're welcome. Another person saying the mayonnaise is better in their opinion and also BK never replies to emails. So they might have also said the same thing. The King's a busy man, okay. He's very, very busy. No, they got rid of the King. It's not a King anymore, it's a Queen.

What is this world coming to? Cookie beer and now the King. Who's next, Ronald? Oh, don't never, don't never. Times are changing. Clint, Megan, Dan. Would you give your phone to your friends to go through your search history? Dan does once a week.

What's in Dan's Google history? Isn't sexy, is it weird? Will it solve a great big mystery? Or is it something you would fear? Uh, yes, yes, no, I think I might have skimmed over because I'm so used to it now. The watch searches have died down a little bit, I would say. They're still in there though. You need money for watches.

Okay, but you're still Googling buy cool sunglasses. Oh no, that's because Hannah says, my wife says the sunglasses I currently wear are a bit too cool for me. I thought you were going to say we're cool enough. Well, I've read between the lines. She'll be like, I don't know if they suit you. And it's to a point where I think they're just too cool. So I need to sort of bring them back slightly.

OK, right. But then you want to... It's so mean. He's still trying to get a tips gateway out of replacing them, Clem, because then he googled, sunglasses, are they covered by Southern Cross? So I'm guessing you're going to break them on purpose. Because I've got free optometrists through my Southern Cross, so I wonder if I get some prescription lenses,

whether I'll get them for free. The problem is I don't need them. You don't need prescription, so you get a 0.5 layer or something, just a minor... But I wonder if I go onto Specsavers and they go, can you see that? And I go, and I can, but I go, nah, it's blurry. Then they'll give me a free thing and it's covered by insurance.

Oh, continuous sunglasses will always be blurry when you're... Unreal. But they might look cool, Clint, so it's sort of a trade-off. Okay. It's been a fever dream, the rest of these searches, Clint, honestly.

Okay. What drugs make me hungry? First search. I was thinking, cause I've been... Second search, 14 reasons why you're always hungry And then he did five consecutive searches of bakery near me Because I was really peckish and I was wondering whether my Ritalin was making me hungry and apparently it does it does okay Yeah, okay, so then that lead on to a couple of days later you searching

bands lead singer wanted days later you searching bands lead singer wanted? Are you going to quit us? Shut up because we're doing one performance on Saturday and then that's it we've just tried to throw together a band. Lead singer wanted bands. The thing is we've started and I've learned a guitar now to a point and I'm learning to sing and I'm really enjoying it and then I worry this is going to end and we're going to move on to our next thing and and I'm gonna still have a hunger for a band. Why can't I? Maybe it's the Ritalin. Yeah, true.

Maybe I need to eat a band. We did soccer yesterday, we did a little filming for soccer. There's actually a little video up on Instagram page where you guys are gonna get some Milo Phantiles. He did Google Clint last night how to kick a soccer ball. So don't know if you thought if you got any good tips for that. I did Google Clint last night how to kick a soccer ball. So And this one is the one I genuinely need explaining for Dan because I don't understand it normally I can kind of understand what you hear when right You googled loser

Then you googled again loser then you googled one night stand one night stand One night stand one night stand, one night stand, one night stand, one night stand, a one night stand, still a thing. Oh, the one night stand thing is because we had a friend over and she was single and we were talking about whether one night stand... No, that's a threesome. Oh, Clint. What's in dance group history?

Is it sexy? Is it weird? Well, it's all a great big mystery? Or is it something new and scary? Apparently she was saying one night stands are not a thing anymore. No one's having them. I think they are. Maybe she's not having them. I'm sure one night stands are still a thing. I don't know. Where was Google at? Why were you googling loser?

Because she's the loser. I don't actually know that. One night stands to a thing, producer Neeps. Not that I've heard of. No. See, it's a trend. Maybe it's true. It's the one night stand dying out. Yeah.

Maybe we can take some quick calls next if you want to weigh in on it. And they just like, nah, just no one in your flat's doing them anymore. You're like, oh no, they definitely are. You just have to be, I guess a certain type of person. Nah, flatmates are, just not me. Bugger. Oh, bugger. no, they definitely are. You just have to be, I guess, a certain type of person. Flatmates are, just not me. Bye guys.

Bye. Clint, Meg and Dan. And a lot of discussion during that song here in studio about what Meg's about to bring to your attention, if you haven't heard. Okay, so let's talk about Skim. Skim is a clothing slash, you know, like shapewear, bra, underwear, loungewear company

that Kim Kardashian started many years ago now. It's extremely successful take it even if you have the Kardashians take Kim out of it. It's a successful brand and so right that people love the Product do you wear them? I've actually never bought them but my my friends have and love it adore them and you know It's good when you've got companies like Kmart copying them, you know trying to be like scapes Skims drips because they are expensive but if that means that it's good. They did release, I think it was last year, maybe the year before, the bra that made it look like you had hard nipples and we talked about that at the time

and I know it's funny and everyone was like this is wild and crazy but there was like a little marketer pocket of people that I was like huh it was really cool for them. Lots of women who had mastectomies and didn't have nipples anymore after breast cancer loved them because they felt like they got like this part of their boobs back. And there was this whole like section of women that were really genuinely grateful that they could wear them. I don't think Kim said I'm making this for people with breast cancer survivors, but I thought it was quite cool Is it cool to have hard nipples? Jennifer Aniston in Friends

Okay, yep So, as my best example How cool was it? It must have been very cold on that set It was one of the coolest episodes Now she has gone to Step Up and she has released the nipple bra But they both nipples have fake piercings. Have a little listen to the ad.

Both of them? Both. There's enough painful things about being a woman. Get the ooh without the ouch. Do you want to see what I'm talking about? Ticks the words. The skim's ultimate pierced nipple bra. Skims to 3, 3, 4, 3.

You can see it's skims. And somebody has commented, lots of people are saying stupid. What the F? This is dumb. One girl said, is someone who lost her nipples and boobs to breast cancer and always wanted to pierce them. This is really cool for me. But we do have somebody in the studio who has gotten pierced nipples and she's not happy.

Oh you don't like it? Web your Bella. Yeah like I'm kind of like I went through the pain of getting it and that's why I look like that but now people are just getting it without going through the pain. Oh so you're saying all these other bushes are going to come in with their own pierced nipples and they're going to steal all your thunder. Do you think what are the connotations that it conjures up because if it's like oh they're gonna steal all your thunder. Do you think, what are the connotations that it conjures up? Because if it's like, oh, they're unique, cool but edgy.

Bad ass, yeah, hot. Hot, sure. And then, throw in your own adjectives. And then by doing this, it's like you're faking all those things. Like you're trying to be unique and edgy and hot and whatever. It's like wearing a tattoo sleeve, like a fake tattoo sleeve.

Yeah, it is, it is. But, but can I also raise you the fact that people have for many years had fake piercings like septum piercings they'll clip on little like round piercings or um hook piercings in their nose in fact I might have been one of the first 20 years ago when I glued a fake lip piercings to my upper lip. Oh now you're cool that is cool I. I mean, no it's not. Can you? It moves every day, if you look closely.

We're at quite the same spot. It's on the other side of her lip today. Interesting. So, I mean, I get it to a point that you don't want to go through the pain and maybe one night you want to feel a certain different type, you know, that's why people wear wigs.

They sometimes don't want to dye their hair pink, but they want that vibe and that look and that feel. You see, that's okay for me. So it's weird that there's like a line where if you want to wear a Wagon Head pink, yeah, cool. And it's not real. Yeah, but if you want a fake nipple piercing all of a sudden, I'm like, well, it feels different to me. I'm confused as to what it looks like. Can you sort of paint the picture? I'll show you a photo.

Wigabella's not going to show you, Dan. Oh, well then. So it's a nude bra. It's a nude bra where you don't see the outlines of the bra. And then it's got fake little bumps where your nipples would be. And in those bumps, those bumps are pierced so that when you're wearing a tight top, you can see through.

So you can't see the piercing itself, like the gold or the nature of it. No, you just see the shape of it underneath, so it's giving you, you know, the imagination. But is that a thing that guys look for? Like all people go, oh look, I can see through her top, the piercing outline. Is that a hot thing?

I've never ever once in my life gone, oh I'm looking out for that. I don't think both. I don't think any both. I think you just want one or the other. That's so interesting. It blows my mind. I mean, I don't love it,

but I also don't hate it in the way that it's the same as to me, as like dying your hair or wearing a wig or changing it up. What about when those guys, those shoes are going round where you can, has platforms inside the shoes, so guys would be like two inches taller than they were in real life. Tom Cruise wears them.

Girls did not love those. Exactly, right? Because you were lying about your height. Guys were lying about how tall they were. It would be interesting to, I I mean we said love when that stands or a thing of the past but if they weren't to take the bra off it would be interesting is it misleading where is the line in terms of misleading with things that we do to our image image to make us look cooler or at what point in

the one that stand do you have to say, by the way, these are fake? Yeah, the piercings, the boobs are real. No, but even if the boobs are real, that's the thing, where's the line end? Has this fake nipple piercing bra across the line? Yes or no? Mika was just telling us about the new Skims bra that makes it look like your nipples are pierced. Both pierced, I'm not mad at it.

It's not like I'm jumping for joy, but I'm like, do what you want. Wear a wig, like fake tan, you know, wear a fake nipple bra. But this is from the do what you want, wear a wig, like fake tan, you know, wear fake nipple. But this is from the girl that did fake, you know, hot glue gun lip piercing to my lip to- Hot glue gun! No, it was super glue, sorry.

Bloody hell! Super glue's worse, I reckon. Super glue piercing to my upper lip because mum wouldn't let me have it and I really wanted to be that girl for a while and then I'm glad that I could take it off. I was so pleased, I don't have a hole in my face now. Well, in a world of fakeness, we were all changing our appearance to look and then I'm glad that I could take it off. I was so pleased, I don't have a hole in my face now. I like fake things.

Well, in a world of fakeness, we were all changing our appearance to look slightly different, maybe look cooler, or look whatever we're trying to do. Has this crossed the line? Yeah, yeah. Has it gone too far where we're getting people to think something about us that's not true?

Personally, I don't get it, but I don't think it's crossed the line as much as, say, fake tanning cleans or whitening your teeth. Oh, and even filler, think about Botox and filler Yeah, you're getting filler in your lips. Those are not your natural lips or fake boobs This is just a garment really at the end of the day I think the difference in those things is that you can take your boobs off But like I know do you remember that horrible guy that sued his wife who looked a certain way and then they had kids and they

Look nothing like he did because she got lots of places surgery. He didn't know about shut up Wow, he sued her because the kids didn't look like either of that surgery you didn't know about. Shut up. Yeah, he sued her. Because the kids didn't look like either of them and he didn't know that she'd had a nose job, lip, everything. And he sued her. Yeah, it's true. True story. That's crazy, eh?

Let's go to Rach. Morning, Rach. Good morning, how are you? What do you think about the bra? The nipple bra. Oh, I went through the pain and got both my nipples pierced so I feel like now whenever I'm wearing a tight shirt people bite their skin.

You're gonna have to flash them and be like, no mine are real. Yeah I'm legit, see boom. I can definitely flash them when someone asks me. Like, oh have a look. Oh you do? I've paid lots of money. I've paid enough money. Do good on you.

I've never got that, like getting something, yeah. I've had enough money. Dude, good on you. I sort of, I've never got that, like getting something like your boobs pierced. And then no one ever really sees them. So good on you. Well they do if you're sleeping with people, don't they? Yes, I guess so. If I did it, no one would. Rach, does it hurt as much as you would think it hurts?

No, I literally, it felt like a massive nipple twist. Or like... Ow. I see. I mean that would... You're not selling it to us. Wait, Dan, Dan. Can I go and twist your nipples for five seconds?

Absolutely not! Come on, Dan. Come on. Do it, do it, do it, do it. Bella's coming in. Why don't you twist her? She's the one with the nipple piercings. No, I'm not! Okay, okay. I need to get through your jumps. No, you're not doing it, do it! I've got a nail ballast coming in. Why don't you twist her? She's the one with the nipple piercings. No, I'm not doing it!

Okay, okay. I need to get through your... No, you're not doing it, Mia! What's it do? I can't find them! Okay, okay. Just through your shirt. Okay, here, go under.

Okay. Is that what you're actually gonna do? Yes, well where are they? There. Rachel, I hope you're telling the truth. They're very high. I've got very high nipples. I'm gonna have to go under your shirt.

Okay. Oh, we are a close shot, but I didn't know we were this close. Ready? Let me just get it. Yes! I'm gonna pull you too. I haven't even got it. Ready?

Five seconds. Five seconds! That's what Rachel said. Did she say five seconds? Ready? Three. I can't get it. Ready?

Three, two, one. Hold, hold, hold. Three, four. It's pierced. It's pierced. Oh my god! Three, four, five. It's pierced. It's pierced. Oh my god. And then what happens after that Rach, it's just sweet as. Yeah, you're sweet as. It feels fine, it looks great, you feel confident. I tell you, I'd love to say it was worth the pain.

I don't even have a piercing to show for it now. Just get the bra. Yeah, I'll get the bra. We will get you the bra. Okay, hey Rach, we're going to send you Mother Earth Nutty Sensations prizeable. We're going to send you a gift. We're going to send you a gift. We're going to send you a gift.

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prize back for inspiring that little moment that I will never forget on the air. Thank you very much Rach. I've just had an out of body experience there. What a pathetic little man I am. Go full flavour with Mother Earth Nutty Sensations uh and more to give away coming up just after hey we got 500 bucks cash, fit the bill, win the will. Next on the Edge. Absolute stitch up. Unbelievable news. I'd love to share with the team. The Randalls are having another baby. Actually, I think three. Oh God, it's your first. Just found out that our first following the journey are pregnant and Wow, just do that. Just found out that our fish, if you're following the journey,

are pregnant and they've just had babies. But watch, just take three. They just pushed three out now. We have baby fish. I said shut up. She said three babies. Only three, I feel like they do a lot more. Oh my god.

They've all been eaten. We're all excited to start, Nick. Hold on, that's three more mouths to feed. Clint, have you thought this through? Yeah, we'll have to make it work. Producer Neeps. Yeah, so guppies lay 200 to 300 eggs at a time. So you've got more than three fish, Clint.

That or, or they've been eaten. What happens, can you be, like what happens when you have too many? What do you do? Stuff them. Well, the tank goes to absolute crap and they all die. Oh, no, no, no. I'll make sure I look after them.

So what do you do? You're gonna have to sell them. Did you think I was having a baby Meg? For a second? No I've had the snip. Oh there would be so many questions if my wife was pregnant. They can slip through. If you have any more you're going to have to buy a fishing rod.

I make a mean white bait fritter if you've got one. Our mom lost, uncle Will passed away. And we're dead serious about giving away his cash. This is the Edge, Will to win. Alright let serious about giving away his cash. This is the edge will to win. All right let's give away 500 bucks cash, give away a thousand dollars this time yesterday. You just have to fit the bill to win the will. Here is who we are looking for. All right, all right now the next item up for grabs for my will is 500 bucks and a quickie jumper from the collection of one of my good childhood friends, David Bane.

Now I'll be honest, I went on a huge bender throughout the 90s and 2000s so we kind of fell out of touch but I hope he's doing well. I wonder if he's still got that paper on. Anyway because of that bender I can't remember who I left it to but I do remember that they had a first name starting with S, they've got a Frank Green drink bottle and they've had a major family scandal. Mmm. Hey, major family scandal. Who hasn't? Amen. I would think it would be harder to find a family that hasn't had a scandal. Some sort of little bit of tea that's been spilled.

Could be one of the easiest ones. Yeah, I think first name starting with S would be the trickiest part for most. I want to hear about the scandals as well. They love a good family scandal. You guys are talous. Alright, well if that is you, and you get through an 0800 The Edge, you are almost all the way there. Answer one quick security question for us and $500 cash is all yours.

Our long lost Uncle Will passed away, and we're dead serious about giving away his cash. This is The Edge, Will to win. For the bill, win the will. This was the criteria this morning. The person I'm looking for has a first name starting with S. They've got a Frank Green drink bottle and they've had a big old family scandal.

An easy one, surely. An easy one, surely. It's going to be Shania going for it today. Obviously your name is Shania. You've got a Frank Green drink bottle. We want to know the goss though. What happened with the family? So my dad had a daughter when he was 16 that nobody knew about and she popped out of the woodwork. Outstanding. When he was 16? How long was he keeping her a secret for?

Um I mean it was a long time I didn't find out till I was like well 16 so she's probably like 20 odd years older than me. And so did he know about it when she was born and then kind of lost touch with the mother and her? I'm not too sure what really happened. I think she found out about her when she was 21. Yeah, because I was about to say, in the end, dad could possibly not have known at all.

True. Very much so. Which would be easier for me to understand rather than just know that my dad just had another kid that just wasn't present for it. I think that would hit different, finding out my old man had no idea. It must be hard on dad as well, if you know, if he is a good dad to have sat there and gone, I could have been a part of the prison. I've had a similar situation tonight. I think back in the day as well kids used to be adopted out when they were a mistake much more often than they are now.

Back in the olden days. Like it was less frowned upon back then. Wow, alright well if Shania if this is you and that money is yours, how much Clint? 500 bucks. You have to answer this security question, Uncle Will seems to think that you'll know the answer if you're the right person. Okay you've got five seconds to give us the answer at the end of the question. Here it is for you Shania.

Alright if you get this right you'll take home the 500 bucks and one of my mate Dave's sweaters. And speaking of questionable fashion choices, your question is what singer wore a meat dress to the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards? Whatever they are. Lady Gaga? Yes. Oh you don't need the timer. Video Music Awards, whatever they are. Lady Gaga. All yours, Shania. Well done. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much.

That made my morning. Welcome. Anything you'd like to say to Uncle Will? Thank you. Yeah, that's nice. I'll pass that on. I've got his earn right. Yeah, yeah.

That does mean you have more chances to win cash from Uncle Will, fit the bill, win the world 250 bucks at nine this morning. Yeah, cool. Next on the show, we finally get the result from Brendan B Brown, the lead singer of Weedus. We asked him to weigh in on who he thinks should sing the high part of this song. Can I ask a question? Is his word final? So whatever he says, is that what goes? I don't know. Oh.

No, I think it holds weight, but I don't think it should be the be all and end all. Because he doesn't maybe necessarily know all the ins and outs of what's going on behind the scenes. Because we've had votes via text and social media. He might have the same vote as to what the listeners voted though. He could do, he could do. Are we gonna confirm today this is the singer or are we gonna keep it a surprise on the night? You don't think a surprise is fun?

Cause Brendan also doesn't know that I can't play and sing at the same time. So deep down I'm kinda hoping he doesn't say it should be me. I don't think it should be Clint. He needs helium as well and helium's quite a high cost thing. You need salt to dip your balls in it should be me. I don't think it should be Clint. He needs helium as well, and helium's quite a high cost thing. You need salt.

Dip your balls in it at RSA. It's a long... A little bit cheaper though than helium. Yeah. Only three more sleeps until our very first performance. Clint, Meg and Dan are on a mission to see if they can start a band with zero prior musical experience And after finally locking in a gig to play

My fourier It's at the Devonport RSR And Brendan B Brown from Wheatis listening in as well Hello Edge Breakfast family, Brendan from Wheatis here We are finally on the home stretch to NCDC's first gig Oh and we've never played in front of a crowd and Meg only just got drum lessons this week. Drum lesson. Just what? Just one? How long was the lesson? 45 minutes? An hour? An hour? Okay. And she dropped the bombshell this morning that even though for the last 30 odd days she's been playing on an electrical drum kit, you're not

gonna be playing on that kit on the night. No I'm gonna play on a real drum kit. Have you ever played on a real drum kit? No. Brilliant stuff. Cool. We're not gonna be playing on that kit on the night. No, I'm gonna play on a real drum kit. Have you ever played on a real drum kit? No. Brilliant stuff. Cool. We're doomed. Cool. We're doomed. Awesome. Okay, well, we're also trying to figure out

who should sing the high part, because obviously the high part is sung by Brendan, who is a man pretending to be a girl. But he did say the reason why he did it was out of necessity because they didn't have a girl in the band. This part. Born out of necessity is kept for legend. But the problem is we do have a girl in the band, Clint, and you'll admit this Meg, you're not the best singer.

Not only am I not the best, I might be one of the worst of all time in the world. Yeah, yeah. Okay, but could that be a little gimmick that our band has? Wow, speaking of gimmicks Dan, that's why when I auditioned for the high part, I asked if producer Carl could help with some helium, he brought in a bunch of balloons. I will say, in this audition I don't think I nailed it, but I would get better at inhaling an entire balloon

and then doing the verse if it was me. This was my audition and what Brendan thought of it. I got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby. Come with me Friday. Maybe I'm just a dancer, baby, like you. Mr. Baby like you ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo You're not allowed to use chemicals. I didn't use any auto-tune. I don't use any effects or chemicals or tricks or magic on stage. It's just my voice, just my falsetto, which I'll do for you when we come down there and perform it on the radio live, hopefully for you one day soon, maybe 2026. Talk to our agent.

But in any case, I like that you tried something, but you get no marks for cheating with a chemical. So helium, no. Nice try though. Mitch, you must be happy about it. Even though you're insulted, you didn't want the part. So it's between Dan and I. Yeah, because I actually do play towards the end of that part and I can't play and sing. As soon as I even try and do BVs in the chorus with you Dan, my fingers just stop moving. Yeah it is tricky to play and sing, it really is. So even though, to be fair you're not out Clint because this isn't the be all and end all decision, it's just his. Okay do you want to hear what he says about you and Dan? Yes please. Coming up after the break.

Oh for goodness sake. Why do you do that? We're on until 10 so we gotta, you know. I think he's wanting to judge one of those idol shows Meg. It's like kind of an official problem. The TV's dead, the TV's dead. It's dried up plenty. We decided just over 35 days ago to see how far three friends could get putting together a band with no prior musical experience. And our very first gig is on Saturday at an RSA with 80 people for Olivia's 40th birthday. Excuse me, saying that it's the Saturday, stressful. Yeah, but after a few beers I reckon before we go out

just calm the nerves. I'm not drinking until after. No drinking before the performance! I'm gonna sing really high. Well I can't drink either, clearly. Someone's gonna give me a drug for yourself. No, I'm pregnant. Oh yeah, that's right, forget it. I'll just a couple. Okay, well we were fighting a lot in the band about who was going to sing the high part because it's a guy pretending to be a girl. But we have a girl in our band so maybe we don't need to pretend.

Anyway, Brendan has heard it. If you've missed the time that Meg auditioned, here is Meg's audition that got sent to the lead singer of Weedus. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you Ooh Better than I've ever heard you do in rehearsal actually. Yes, I was gonna say that's the best you've done it. So if he doesn't like it, you're not doing it better than that. This is what Brendan said. Meg, kudos to you. I really don't know how you tolerate those two. All day in your life. This is what you do for a

living and you deserve to be paid much more than you do probably because this year how do I say this Tom foolery of it all what you've had to bear witness to in particular in this little series of videos, really put me in an interesting place. So I have a lot of respect for you being able to put yourself through that. Anyway, so when we meet one day, hopefully we'll get to talk about what it's like to work with in that kind of an environment, let's say. Hugs for hours. But, I must say, despite your actually possessing ostensibly the tools of this particular character, you didn't hit it in pitch.

Pitch and tone were not quite on mark. Oh dear. I thought he was like your best friend until the last four seconds. That was like a compliment sandwich, but he hadn't put the bread back on top. No! So wait, so it just ended there?

Yeah and then he just says your pitch was terrible and that's the best you've ever done it! Yeah. Okay, Dan. Shit. Now Dan, this was Dan's audition. The best problem, he's just given you both scathing reviews. I don't think mine was perfect either. Two tickets to Ireland, baby, baby

Come with me Friday, don't say baby Sounds like a scared old lady. I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you Better. I was puffed as well, I don't know what I was doing beforehand. Very breathy. Yeah, it was very breathy. Okay, that was what the lead singer of Weeders had to say about Dan's audition.

That leaves us with Dan, who Dan, you really put yourself through pains for this. You suffered for the art, as it were, and for that I have to say I'm impressed. Also, that you did actually nail the part. Your voice reminded me a little bit of my own in the middle of your performance there. I was mimicking it, I was mimicking it. Okay, so. And if you didn't know.

It sounds like Dan's about to win. Yeah, are you ready? I did put my. I think I can make an educated guess. It's gonna be Dan. Who knows? I mean, I did get the best review. Yes, very clearly.

Final verdict after the break. Oh for goodness sake. No, I'm kidding. Okay, here it is. It's not that good. And I felt compelled to give it to you because you did it under duress, extreme duress in fact, I think.

Correct me if I'm wrong. Maybe you are more used to that feeling than I think. But then anyone knows maybe. But anyway, I was really entertained by the whole thing. Dan, you take the cake. Clint, you cheated. Meg, you missed. But I love you all. And I'm really impressed with your attempts. And I hope to see you when we come down there to hang out with you next year that would be wonderful let's do that love to all you guys love to the breakfast crew edge breakfast you're the bomb bye it was lovely I can't help but feel like I won only because from lack of any

strip stiff competition you know so I know we've had a vote behind the scenes, which I don't know if any of us are privy to from listeners. And we must remember that this is the listeners band. Well, we've seen the social media. The vote for you on social media is very clear, Dan, because everyone can see on Instagram and Facebook, it's also for Dan. Yes, Meg, he's right.

You can't sing, but you love to sing. Meg loves it more than anyone. Dan's doing the chorus, I'm doing the sing. But you love to sing. Meg loves it more than anyone. Dan's doing the chorus, I'm doing the verses. If you love to sing, I wanna be a band that is supportive of its band members. Then why did you do all this shit? Why didn't you just give it to me in the first place? Oh, we love a bit of fun.

Suddenly just been like, oh, but Meg, you can do it. We love you, you're our sister. What? No, you've just gone and put me through all of this. It was nice to hear we just say you can't sing. We never said you were a sister. Good friend. Actually, now she's getting all pissy at me.

Maybe you do do the bit, Dan. Oh, thanks, Clint. And I'll hand it over to me because I like hearing you sing out of tune. Because then people that don't think we're very good singers go, oh, actually, compared to her, they're actually pretty good. No, I think, I think, Dan, you're going to have to do it.

Really? Oh, God, so we still haven't decided. I tried to have a lovely moment there. You threw it back in my face. I'm more than happy to do it but I will say I really enjoy Meg's out of tune singing for that one little bit. Maybe that's our thing. Will Meg sing in key? No the answer is I won because I never have. I know but it's still like you know one dime. Yeah. I'd love to hear your texts as well, 3343. After Brendan B. Brown's, you know, views,

what are yours, passing through? We've gone until Saturday, make a final call on it. Sure. Clint, Meg and Dan. Scandal with Meg. My favourite's the bedroom. Yeah. Dan!

Okay, I've got the screenshots. First off, kicking off, Hayley Bieber has gotten on the cover of Vogue, very exciting for her. Is that a big deal? For someone that's ignorant to the fashion world? It's not a big deal to me, it's obviously a big deal to them. If you get on the cover of Vogue, it's still huge in the industry. I imagine it's his wife's favourite magazine and she's out one day because she's also in a circle where it's an it's an actual genuine possibility right so let me read you some of the quotes from Hayley Bieber's article in Vogue because she only just dropped right so she's there she made it she made it and here's some of the comments that she did in the article giving birth was the hardest

thing I've ever done. It was crazy, it was not fun. They broke my waters, I went into labour and I laboured for a few hours, no epidural, nothing. Which is actually very similar experience to what I had, not fun. Next quote, I found her talking about herself, being postpartum is the most sensitive time

I've ever gone through and to be doing that all the while, going on the internet every day and people being like they're getting divorced it's it's really hard to go through another amazing you know really hard thing for her another quote about her husband I've learned so much from Justin he's really been doing this since he was literally a child and he has had to face the most scrutiny of any person I know it's a lovely quote about her husband there so what does your husband decide to put us as caption, which is something, I don't know why it's important,

but as a female, I can only speak for myself, but I know my friends are like this too. Something about your partner writing a caption with meaningful words instead of just being like, go babe, or mean something like, after your birth or on Mother's Day or on birthdays, writing something nice into clearing your love is a modern way.

Yeah, warm fuzzies. Yeah, it is, it is nice. And it's silly because it's just silly followers, but it means something to you. They can say it to your face, but declaring it is a nice thing to do. I get it. So what did Justin post for his wife

to make her dreams come true and be on the cover of Vogue? Here we go, I've got it. It's deleted now, you can't see it anymore. Mm-mm. Yo. Mm-mm. Good start. Yo, this reminds me when Hayley and I got into a huge fight. I told Hayley that she would never be on the cover of Vogue.

Ooh! Oh, my God, Justin. Yikes. I know. So mean. For some reason, because I felt disrespected by her, I thought I got to get even. I think as we mature we realize that we're not helping anything by getting even. We're honestly just prologuing what we really want which is intimacy and connection. So babe you already know but forgive me for saying that you wouldn't get a Vogue cover because clearly I was mistaken. Now I see what he's been trying to do there. He's trying to be really like raw and honest. Explain it to me, explain it to me because I don't get it.

So explain what he was trying to do. He's trying to be nice and trying to go and be real. I think that's what he's trying to do. He's trying to be nice and trying to go and be real. I think that's what he's trying to do. He's trying to be really raw and honest about like, this is actually what happened and I wasn't in a good place and I did this thing. But it's not the time. He's changed it now to heart emoji and crying eyes. So it's been used down quite a bit.

That was a bit of a dig and he's going, oh shit. Not just a bit of a dig, my goodness did the people speak on, people were saying, you know what, for you therapy is pretty cheap, you know, you don't need to go in here and out here, you don't need to hear it out. It also was taken away from her day. Now all people are talking about is this. And this was a Vogue cover, an incredible thing for her. It wasn't about you or even your marriage right now.

It wasn't about you and your marriage. It wasn't. It was about her being successful. Unbelievably the wrong take, 1000%. I think if you're trying to enter his brain, he's thinking, ah, I'm gonna be like so honest with everyone here about life and how difficult it can be. And despite the tribulations you can go through,

look what my wife has done, even though I was trying to like bring her down. And it's like, but you're right Meg, it's not the time or the place for this type of celebration or even honesty. No, no, no, absolutely not. It's like, and maybe there will be a time and a place where you can talk about the intimate details

of the fights in your relationship, but definitely not on the day that she's winning. It reminds me of the time that Clint and I had a big spat and I told him he'd never be on the cover of the in-house Chemist warehouse magazine. Yeah. And he showed me. And plastered over the front of the shops as well. And you know what you did dad, you didn't post about that. No I didn't. I wish I kind of had in a way. You should have done the old, not the crying emoji, just the one where you're welling up. The welling up emoji. The welling up one. Oh I'm so proud. Yeah,

maybe Jackson of course, when did you prove the hater wrong? I guess that's what Justin Bieber's wife has now done. Hailey has gone, well, proved you wrong. He said, I'd never be on the cover on AM. Because those types of words sometimes, when someone scathes you that hard, will stay with you forever, and sometimes drive you to do the exact thing

that somebody said you would never amount to. From the outside looking in that, they're not in a good place, those two are they? No. Oh man. Oh man, oh man. Okay, when did you absolutely prove the hater wrong when they said you would never do something

and you proved them that you did? Why is he sadly mistaken too? It's almost like he's gutted she won. Mm. He's like, I wish I was right, but I wasn't. He's like, I was sadly mistaken. Dealing with some demons, baby, eh? We wanted to know, when did you prove the hater wrong,

which Justin Bieber's wife, Hailey, seems to have done? Yeah, yeah, she got on the cover of Vogue and he decided it would be a good idea to bring up a fight that they had years ago in the caption celebrating her, saying, I told her one time she'd never be on the cover, but I was sadly mistaken, sadly mistaken. A caption that's since been deleted.

It has been deleted. I like to think he had the right intentions in it, just bless my dear husband. Sometimes my husband's like that. He can say something and I'll sit there and I'll go, what? What? And he goes, I've got my words mucked up. I know what I mean, but that's come out all wrong. So maybe he's like that. I think you hear it time and time again of very successful people that have said in the past someone said you'd never do this. Yeah right. You'd never get to where you are now and it spurred them on to do it. You know like so I think in a way, in a backhanded way even though he wasn't meaning this, he might have spurred her on. Yeah but husbands shouldn't do that. I feel like that's the thing.

Hopefully these stories we're gonna be getting from you about being spurred on because somebody said you'd never do it is from an ex-boss or an ex. I had an ex say to me, I'll never get on the radio. Really? Yes, so that was nice. Yeah, I guess it does. It either crushes you, which is sad,

or it pushes you so much harder to prove them wrong like this one. Everybody told me I couldn't go to uni with a three-year-old. I was 20 at the time. Ended up finishing the top of my class with a bachelor degree in teaching from Penelope. Okay, let's go to... Good on you Penelope.

Emma! Hi Emma. Morning, how are you guys? Yeah, good Emma. When did you prove the hater wrong? Oh, so me and my husband have been together since we were 16 years old. And then all his friends from high school were placing bets on us to see how long we'd last.

You know, that was the same thing. Oh, because you're like high school sweethearts and they're like, it's not going to last and they'll actually place physical monetary bets. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. And I think it was like the thing that they used to do in their little friend group. And we've been now married for nine years, been together for 14 and got two kids since 8. Do you think you would have had that without their bedspirits burning? Yeah, you're like, we're going to just stick it out even though we hate it.

No matter how much he pissed you off in a fight, you're like, they're not going to win, they're not going to win, they're not going to win. They're not going to win that one. Yeah, it's a happy marriage. Thanks Emma. What about you Courtney? When did they say you wouldn't make it? So I left school in year 12 and I decided to go back in year 13 and my RE teacher, religious education teacher said to me, you're not going to get NCA level 2 or 3 and I got NCA level 2, 3 and university entrance and English and Merit. Now that is incredible.

Did you ever find a way to like say to them, like, I don't know, send you results in the post? No, I didn't really need to. Like she saw me at the end of the year and I was like, ha ha. Oh good, so she did see you. So she knows, she knows. Yeah, she did.

Yeah, at the end of the year for exams and stuff like that. And I was like, oh yeah, wanna eat the words? It's so sad that there are teachers that do that as well. Because you think you're unteaching because you love kids and you wanna inspire and encourage them to be the best version of themselves. There's no place for teachers like that. Listen to this one, my high school bestie

and I were told by a deputy principal would end up in prison. We both have done okay for ourselves and neither of those things have been also a movie made about us. But do you think it was that could have been said in a way that like guys, if you keep acting up the way you're going and stealing, you know, also a movie made about us. But do you think it was that could have been said in a way that like, guys, if you keep acting up the way you're going and stealing,

you know, you could end up in prison. I kind of get that. It depends on the way it's said and the reasons for them saying it. It could be like scare tactics to someone so could it's actually- Oh, you're gonna end up in prison or a movie's gonna be made about you too. Ha ha, that sort of thing.

Yeah, sort of thing. Someone's ex told them that no one would have them after them, like it was them or nothing. And after being cheated on, and she said I've been with my fiance 15 years, five kids, oh sorry, more text coming through, I'm losing it, who's having the last laugh now? I had once an ex, my only ex, her dad told me

that I would never amount to anything in radio. That's right. So I'm still hopeful at some point. Yeah, one day you'll get there dad, one day you'll be able to show him. You still said B won't have me one day, hopefully. You can keep text us and calling us at 800 The Edge. Somebody said, Todd, I wasn't smart enough for a law degree, now have a law degree. So...

That's... law degree's not easy to get. Oh, you just want to rub it in their face. I'd get billboards made, like, advertising my lawyer firm on their route to work. I genuinely would. It's terrible, because it feels horrible at the time, but this is something that kind of works on me quite well. When somebody says I can't do something,

it does inspire me. I know it's probably a bad thing, but it does make me work my ass off. And you're that type of person that does this. Some people that would just bring them down. A petty, stubborn, pathetic woman, really. Yeah, I would. I mean, sister.

Will to win, Uncle Will has left his inheritance to you. If you fit the bill, you can win the will. 250 bucks, we're gonna do it just after nine. He's left nothing to his petty, like, Pethedae Woodardwood. You, Meg. Yeah, right. Nothing to you.

Clint Megadan, let's go! We have our very first gig as a band on Saturday. We're gonna be playing at Olivia's 40th. And it turns out it is her actual 40th. She turns 42 today and joins us on the show. Happy birthday! Happy birthday, Olivia. Thank you.

Are you back in the country, cause you were in Romania? Romania were you last time we spoke to you? Yeah yeah and I don't really remember that. I was about to say do you remember talking to us because you were rather drunk last time we spoke. Yeah um no. Oh man the things you said you were gonna sort on our rider I was like oh god Are you going to be able to do all that? And thanks for paying us as well. We didn't ask for it, but yeah, it was really generous of you.

That wasn't each. Wow. I've reduced the cast, Ed, you had something, you wanted to talk about something to us, which is a little freaky. Yeah, so I've been listening to this whole debate about who's going to do the female part. And like, I respect the

opinion of the professional but I think they're wrong and since it's my birthday I think it should be my say and Meg should sing it. I agree. I agree Olivia. Have you heard Meg's audition? You didn't hear this? Yeah, I heard it. Oh the thing is Olivia, we will put your vote... I got it! We'll put your vote...

It's good! Bless you, bless you, you're so nice. I think you're still drunk. I think she is, I can't ignore that. You're on that Romania vodka still. What we have, I know we have votes that we haven't even seen yet. Behind the scenes we've got text votes, we've got social media votes, we've had Brendan from Weeders' votes, and now we've had the birthday girls vote.

So we're just going to have to wait and see on the night. The birthday girls vote I think should hold more weight. I disagree, and I'm not even trying to... Yeah, I think you and Leigh-Saint go too. But it's literally... Have we forgotten who voted? The lead singer of the band. Yeah, I know, but this is our band and it's the listeners' band. And it's Olivia's party.

It's a completely different band to his one. And I think the, I think Olivia is right. The gimmick of you singing that. Gimmick? Oh, he showed you cards there, Webby. The gimmick? Well, not a gimmick, but like... No, not a gimmick.

It's just, Meg, you should just do it. For a laugh, if nothing else, hey. Okay, guys. It's like watching a train crash. You can't look away. It's making me really not should just do it. For a laugh, if nothing else, hey. Okay, guys. It's like watching a train crash. You can't look away. You're making me really not want to do it. We will, I reckon, keep it as a surprise for the night. Deliberate between now and Saturday.

I'm not happy about hearing that you guys suddenly want me to do it because it's a big old gag. That makes- It's not a big old gag. You literally just said it's a gimmick. Gimmick, not gag. Yeah. It's a difference. Slightly, yeah. I love you. I mean, it won't be gagging down, but it's a gimmick. Gimmick, not gag. Yeah. It's a difference.

Slowly. Yeah. It will be gagging down, but it's the bad singing. Are you, on a scale of like one to 10, of all the things you're excited about for your actual 40th, and I know there's a lot to organise, where do us playing, where does that sit for you? It's like an 11 out of 10. Oh my.

We're really excited. Okay. Well, so are like an 11 out of 10. Oh my god. We're really excited. Okay, well so are we, so that's cool. And then Sam Cullen Band, that our producer Nevia plays bass in, they're going to play for like an hour after us, so you're going to get a live band that actually know what they're doing. It actually, hopefully will be a hell of a time. Yeah, I reckon it will be.

It's going to be good. My friends are all excited too, they've been getting amped up every time they hear it on the radio. Oh great. Just remember to like reallyped up every time they hear it on the radio. Oh, great! Just remember to really load up on that Romanian liquor before you hear us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As much as you can. You can't cheer too loud. Put it that way. OK. OK.

I'm also thinking of crowd surfing, so bring your muscles. OK. Thanks. Oh yeah, no, I did hear about that. I reckon we can probably find a few people to catch you. OK. I reckon we could! I hear about that. I reckon we can probably find a few people to catch you. OK. Well, not to me. I reckon we could. I reckon we could.

I'm not mad. I'm probably. OK. I am quite muscly and heavy. Yeah, all right. OK, thanks, Olivia. Look forward to seeing you Saturday and playing for the very first time as MCDC.

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