The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I can put it straight in my mouth...

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written AI.... Welcome to a spicy and hilarious episode of the Clint Meg & Dan Podcast with Ash London! In today's show, we dive into a plethora of wild and relatable topics. Ever wondered what really goes on in a public transport or an airplane? We share some of the craziest stories, including confessions about joining the Mile High Club. Meghan surprises her husband with a new iPhone purchase, leading to a heated debate about permission and finances. We also tackle the ongoing dilemma of the correct way to replace an electric toothbrush head, prompting some hilarious arguments. Plus, Dan steps into his Daddy Dan role, offering advice on everyday problems and dishing out some solid wisdom. Tune in for a fun, spicy, and laughter-packed episode! 00:00 Welcome to the Clint Meghan Dan Podcast02:14 Throwback to Iconic Radio Moments05:02 Nostalgic Talk and Celebrity Gossip23:32 Public Transport Stories and Mile High Club27:29 Morning Call with Aiden28:21 Lisa's Nerve-Wracking Game Attempt31:26 Ash's New iPhone Dilemma35:10 Listeners' Extravagant Purchases40:38 Lola Young's Concert Incident49:24 Daddy Dan's Advice Corner59:37 Hit the Spot Challenge01:06:34 AI Chatbot Concerns01:12:26 Dumbest Relationship Arguments01:23:10 Sock, Shoe, or Both?

This is a podcast from Rover. Ever wanted to eavesdrop on a group chat that should never see the light of day? Congrats. You've found it. This is the Clint Megandandan podcast. It's spicy, full of fact on, an immediate regret. Oh, this isn't Love Island. It's the edge breakfast with Clint Megan Dan with Ash London.

Good morning. It is one to six on your Wednesday. Oh, Haptai. Sometimes's already got him before you actually. Good morning, Edge Crew. Happy hump day. See you soon on the other side with another great show ahead. Sanjay's our friend that watches every sunrise, every morning. Marilyn's here. Everybody present?

Thanks, I think so, except for me, who's obviously still on mat leave. So my headphones are cutting out, the chord's broken. So you look at the ear, in my ears, you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh. So you see, Ash is semi-present. She just said before Clint, turn the mics on. She was like, you're going to have to put up with my hair this morning. Oh, okay. I thought you better say the other thing I said.

Oh, no, I was never. Here are some headphones yet to be disinfected, by the way. Sorry about that. You look a bit like Marge Simpson. You know, you've got a little bit of... Yes, I've half straightened my hair, which means half of it isn't a big lob on the top of my head. Gorgeous.

I think poo emoji. Yeah, it isn't a bit like the poo emoji, except a much more attractive poo emoji. Thank you. So you say I look like that attractive version of the poo emoji. Thank you, guys. You know the way to a girl's half. You look like a hot poo.

When you're finished, I'll take a new photo of you because whenever you text will call me, the photo that comes up, Ash of you, is horrendous. You sent it through and you were really sick once and I screenshot up. As what Clint does, he puts ugly photos of his friends as they call, so he feels better about himself.

Isn't that sad? Dan's is when he over-tanned, he kept spritzing his face, and he woke up and his face was very dark. I had to go home. If someone saw that photo with no context, he'd get cancelled. I would. But Clint made me spray it that much, so it's kind of his... I said to him no more than six to eight spriters.

68 spritzes of what I heard That's pretty much If there's one thing Clint is he's very specific And helpful when it comes to tanning Yeah Yeah you can never overdo it Wow I don't know You can't because you've got a bit of mouldy in you

He was ridiculous Have you ever had any mouldy in you then? I don't think I have to go Go-Gay Clint Meg and Dan Oh my gosh Time for your 6am throwback Us versus the playlist

The playlist currently I came in like the rain It's a strong longship Yeah it's right I know a bit of Miley. You know what? One of the first things I remember about the edge radio station before I worked here was you, was the show.

Were you on the show when you did the Wrecking Ball video? And it happened just before I started and joined JJ and Dom. That was JJ Mike and Dom. Yeah, and they did this thing where JJ was standing. They sort of did a parody of the Wrecking Ball video with Miley Cyrus. They sort of did. She was like proper nude. I think I saw it in Australia.

Everybody was nude. But it was like I reckon we were viral. Wait, why were Mike and Dom nude? They didn't need to be. I think they were. Did they all swing? Producer Carl was on the show? I was, yeah, I was there for that. Yeah, no, they didn't need to be nude,

but everyone ended up getting nude. It was a weird night. We sort of filmed it at like eight or nine at night. It was weird. Did the boys swing on the wrecking ball? Oh, everyone had to go. Oh, that's why they were all nude then. I mean, JJ's going to do it.

And the wrecking ball was obviously covering the main parts. You didn't see any stuff. Didn't they win, like, a radio award for that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to radio. Well, I hope so. Yeah. Because, I mean, back then, like, that was, I mean, you've got to be pushing probably 14,

years ago maybe. Did they even film it? Yeah, yeah. You can probably Google it now. Yeah, you can find it now. Full video clip. It cost like three and a half grand to make because they had to build the set

and then make the wrecking ball and then we got Brooke Duffin to record the parody. It was huge. It was crazy back then because I was I was in radio back then as well and you were just always nude. That was the thing. I remember I had to wear like undies,

good undies every day because you just never knew when someone would ask you to take your pants of crazy. The amount of, like, like nude or body painted at least videos that I've got when I go back through my age time like 10 years ago. I think it was like the first

month I started working there was some naked dining restaurant that opened up in Europe and we're like, we could do one of those in Hamilton. So then me, JJ Dom about the 30 listers that came all completely stark as having dinner. No, no, no, no. All of us naked. Even the waitresses?

No, thank you. In fact, I think NewsHub came and reported it and they were like, all right, we go on nude. They were like, we're like, guys, you can keep your clothes on. They were like, we're going live in like 90 seconds. We're like, okay, so everyone knew that they had to be clever about where they'd put your men in front of your boobies.

All that sort of stuff. But obviously that memo wasn't passed on to the waitress, who was in the kitchen getting everyone's meals at the time. So they were like, right, we're here, and whatever cafe it was. And as they were panning around, the waitress came out full stockers, full frontal on news. And then was, oh, sorry, and turned and went back in. How good. The amount of complaints.

but that's their problem, I guess not ours. Incredible. We've probably fostered. Wow, yeah, no, that's not really for me. I'm glad I wasn't a part of it. I would have left as well. Yeah, not for me. So we got that.

Also, another option is the Spice Girls because this day in 2007, their reunion concert in London sold out in 38 seconds and at the time was a world record. I would love a bit of Spice Up Your Life. I love that song. Or stop.

Stop right now. We've got a little stop as well. They were iconic when that Spice Girls. Imagine how much they'd get now for a reunion. Do you know one last, Hail Mary, I'm going to throw out. You mentioned a name of an artist yesterday, Ash, and I was like, oh my God, I haven't heard from them in forever.

Fat Man Scoot. And then I was like, oh, I'll see. He rest in peace, he died. Did he? Yeah. What from? I had a heart attack. I've never heard of it.

Wow. Fat Man Scoot. Never heard of it. That name, it's the first time it's grazed my ear pods. Oh, the chicken heads. Be quiet. No. Yeah.

Yeah, I reckon you guys are niche. He really liked the pretty girls. I think he talks about them here. Absolutely. I've even heard that in my life. Have you been good looking for a lot of sing? Have you heard of Fat Man Scoop before? Do you know that?

Yeah, I've heard of Fat Man Scoop. Probably not quite an edge. But yeah, it's definitely. He's huge in Australia. He around the same time as like Louis Armstrong and stuff. All right, mate. He just died. Let's not make jokes about it.

Yeah, come on. He's a lovely man. Okay, well, I guess it's either Spice Girls or Miley Cyrus. I'm happy with either. I'm leading towards Spice Girls, but me. Yeah, let's do a bit of Spice up your life. Yeah, stop. Yeah, stop, stop, stop.

Yeah, sorry, just Power Pleads you there a little bit. I didn't mean to too, bro. Oh, that's fine. Didn't mean to Power Bleary the also? Oh, I love this song. Anything but Fat Man Scoot or whatever his name is. Oh, may you rest in peace. That blows my mind you've never heard of him.

It's wild. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Spice Skills. Stop on the edge, Climbing and Dan with Ash London almost 20 years ago in 2007, they sold out their tour in 38 seconds on the stage. And since then there's been rumours that they'd do another reunion, but it's always posh that holds it up, hey?

Why would she? She's got a new Netflix out on a new documentary out of Netflix called Victoria Beckham, and I haven't had time to watch it yet, but I know I'm going to love it. I love the Beckham documentary with their relationship. They have a great relationship. I've seen the teaser looks epic, eh, that docker.

He's so rich. Time for a little bit of a coffee catch-up. Dan, did you get the email? How about the footy team that they're putting together work for this music fundraiser thing? Oh yeah, Adrian got that email. Who, did the other men? How any other people would have gotten the email? Yeah, you guys playing in the work football team?

Didn't get the invite. Yeah, I got the invite for that, yeah, so we'll be there. Yeah, okay, cool. Interesting. Wow, it seems like they're both. It's funny, they left the two athletes out of the show, which is really interesting. I mean, I could say I was offended, but I'm not. I absolutely couldn't care less.

You get a day of work? I still don't care. I'd rather go to work than play a game. I want to come now. Yeah. Yeah. We get this like volunteer day, where you can take a day off work as long as you're doing volunteer work, like once a year. But they said it didn't really apply to announcers.

You're not allowed. That's fair enough. Yeah. But I think we could probably finish our show and then race. and they're playing in Mount Smart Stadium. Oh, see, now that's cool. Where, like, the Warriors play and the AFC, Oakland Football Club. You know what, I think it would be so cool to be in a team and run out of the hole?

You know how they run out of that hole? The tunnel. The tunnel. The tunnel. And where they sort of run out, there'd be no cooler feelings, and, like, the crowd going, whir. Do you know, I would love Dan to be that. I just, like, Dan is, like, the guy. We normally do this when we're out with the boys at the end of the night.

or midway through the night, we'll name like an MVP. Like someone who has brought such a vibe that everyone's had a better time because they've been there. That's Dan. Most of the time, Dan's up for envy. Like, he's the favourite to win an MVP most times. I'd be happy to be in the team and just not play, but at the end and at halftime, I'm like the vibes guy.

I'm like doing my towel at halftime and like... Good game, boys, come on! They're like, how about we do a lame-mese sing-along? Do you hear the people sing? Dan's like, right, showers. We're like, well, you didn't play, so you probably don't need one. Yeah, but I'm not all sweaty, like, supporting you guys. It was touch and go there.

And he gets a big thing of, like, body soap and then, like, squirts it into his hands and rubs his hands. I got, who's fast? Who wants a lathering up? Although it was hard to reach places, you know, your back. I'd just do backs. Anyway, and I'd use a lufor. Yeah. Nice.

I went to the park yesterday, guys. And it's a very stereotypical thing to see at a park, but there was a crazy bird woman there. Was she definitely crazy, or she's just a bird woman? Well, she looked a bit crazy. Like, she had a trench coat on, like the woman from home alone too. And she was like, the pigeons were all eating off her. Like, she obviously was putting... Was she holding feed?

Yeah, and she was like holding it. And all the pigeons were there, and people were watching her, taking photos. She was like going up to kids, letting them, like, take a pigeon. It was crazy. The germs. Can you imagine all the bird germs? She'd be the first person to get bird flu in New Zealand. Aren't they supposed to be, like, flying rats?

Yes. The rodents of the air. Yeah, they get a bad rap, don't they're pigeons? They look cute, but I think they are a bit stinky. They're gross. Yeah. But she loved them. And you know what?

There's something in this world for everybody. Exactly. And more power to her. While we're on Home Alone, we need to make sure that our Webb Girl Bella watches that film. We're getting her to watch films from like late 90s, early 2000s that she's never seen, just to see if it still holds up. Does she go OG or Lost in New York? Because I tend to think that Lost in New York's a better film. I think number two is better as well.

Yeah. The budget, the success of the first one It's not as homely and comforting though As the first one I think is, you know But you get the whole New York Christmas vibe From the second one And that is a beautiful We are getting into Christmas movie time

It is true, like a few weeks away I think I need to start Because I've seen all the Christmas movies And every year I watch all the new ones That come out on streaming services Like I watch like probably 30 every November December So before I finish up I want to do some Christmas

But not like good ones The great Christmas release. Here's my three Asituals that I watch every Christmas. Love Actually. Have to watch it. Home alone, obviously. And the holiday.

I was about to say if you don't say the holiday, we'd come be friends anymore. I only watched Love Actually for the first time last year. Such a good movie. I was in Gold Coast on a boys trip. Got so hung over after at some like pool party thing.

And then in the morning we just ordered her breeds and watched Love Actually. All the boys feel like the first time. Yeah, three movies in my opinion. Those are the only three you need to watch. And you know it's another one that's not romantic, but it's under. rated is um oh my gosh what's it called it's Reese with a spoon and Vince Vaughn and they play a couple

who always skip Christmas with their family and they pretend to go away Christmas with the cranks no four Christmases that's right it's so funny yeah oh well it seems like too early but it's first of October and I think was it farmers was the one that was guilty of putting up Christmas decorations earlier than any other that I saw was like mid-September I was like can you calm down yeah I was at the supermarket yesterday they have like for sale near the counters Those, what do you call them? Advent calendars. Nightmare.

Stop it. All right, scandal update. What's going on in the world of entertainment next? Cash is pumped about it. I just can't. Pritchie's going. Do we need to talk about Nicole Kidman and old mate? Well, we spoke about yesterday.

Yeah, but that was after the show. It was after the, yeah. People might not know. Oh, they know by now, but there are some more details that have surfaced in the girls' group chat about it. Oh, really? some juice. Yeah, bad news.

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Scandal. Unlock unforgettable music experiences with Westpac. Just search Westpac rewards for all the info. Cheers, Westpac. 19 years of marriage. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have called it quits. But all the sources, right? You know what you get these like sauce.

say, sources say. Many times those sources are actually reps from the person planting the information in the new cycles to kind of get their side across or whatever. And all the sources seem to be saying the same thing, which is that Nick didn't want this and Keith instigated. Oh, so he

was like, I'm done with you. Yeah, because on their wedding anniversary, just a couple of months ago she posted about him and said she loved you, babe. Oh, but they say that's where you've got to be careful. The ones who are proclaiming their love on Instagram, a lot are the ones that literally are doing that because... Did you do a post the other day about your wife?

No, it was her birthday and I didn't put anything up because I was too busy celebrating her in real life. Because he's got a happy marriage. He'd nothing to prove. Yeah, but they do reckon that that's the case. If your friends are always showing how amazing they are together, those are the ones you're going to go. Don't believe them.

Is everything all good? So, yeah, it is done, but all their friends kind of know that they've been living apart for a long time. She's been filming Practical Magic 2. He's been on tour. They have separate houses. Got to be tough. If you were really rich, would you have a separate house?

I would. I'd have two houses. I'd be like, Hannah, I'm off to the other house this weekend. And it'd just be like an empty house with like a track running through it for your. Yeah. Zimzums. Yeah, exactly. But we did ask the people who are those celebrity couples in life that if they break up, it proves that love isn't real.

For me, it was the Beckham's, for you, Dan. It was Zendaya. Don Holland. Yeah, a lot of people have texted through. Dax Shepherd and Kristen Bell, great example. Those who have a great relationship. Alan Degeneres and Portia. They're still together.

to her cancellation. How good is this one? Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. That's true. Yeah, they've done the time. How long has they been married? I reckon, like Mr and Mrs. Clause? Like, if that ends, I'm done, man.

Yeah, they've been together for many years, those two. The March of Christmas keeps them together. And people don't realize that Kevin Bacon and Kira Sedgwick are married, and they've been married forever. I'm going to go go, how long has Kevin Bacon? Barack Obama and Michelle. There was rumors a couple years ago that they were on the rocks, remember? Like, she was, there was a bit of,

All the rumors around that, yeah. John Legend, Chrissy Tegan. Oh, yeah. Someone said Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. I disagree. I reckon those two are. I reckon she wants out. I agree, too.

He has definitely fallen from Grace. Yes, definitely. Ryan Reynolds, the whole Deadpool stuff, he was loved. But then there's the true colours have come through. Yeah, since her lawsuit and all that, and he just came across us a bit controlling, I think. Emily Blunt and John Cresensky. Definitely.

Kevin Bacon's been married 37 years to Kiris Sedgwick. God on. And everybody knows Kevin Bacon. What about Ellen DeGeneres and Portia? Those two seem solid as a rock. They're awesome. Yeah, yeah. Someone ticks that through already.

Andrew, thanks for that, mate. They do seem like they really, like whenever you see videos of them together, they're always very happy, Portia and Ellen. I don't know if they're putting it on for the cameras. I thought for some reason that Susan Saranda was married to someone famous, and I just looked it up and she's been married. Oh no, they divorce, doesn't matter.

Who was she with? wasn't Susan Surranden with the guy from the Shawshank Redemption, Tim Robbins? Oh, really? Maybe, yeah. Another old a couple, Goldie Horn and Kurt Russell. Oh, yes, they could never break up. And I don't even think they're married.

They're together. To me, that's the pinnacle. They are, right? They're amazing, those two. Susan Surranda and Tim Robbins were together for 23 years. Well, Nicole Kimman and Keith Urban, I thought they would have been in the mix. But unfortunately, not anymore.

Dunskys. The Clint Meggin' Dan podcast. Normally I'd jump into the first call of the day intro But I think this one more fitting For the first time in forever Hello stranger She's a podcast listener And the first time she's ever listened live

To our show, Ash. Morning, Freya Morning. How are you going? Bloody good. This is crazy we get to talk to each other because we can't do that when obviously the podcast Yeah, yes.

No, I get to, I'm like, oh, I should text in and I'm like, oh no, this is yesterday's book. So I'm always delayed. So what's the reason why you've never listened to is your job not letting you? No, I'm just never up at six and I'm always like want to listen from start to finish. Oh, that's so nice. Do you ever remember like a phone topic or something that we were doing where you're like, oh my God, have a great story for that, but it was just too late? Oh, quite a few. But when Carl asked what my most embarrassing moment

I was, I was just like, oh, there's too many and I don't know if I want to disclose what I think about at 3 a.m. in the morning. Fair enough. Fair enough. Well, it says you're currently taking your daughter to the snow. School holidays. How good.

Yes. Oh, she's down there already with my mum, and I'm heading down to spend the day in Happy Valley. Oh, lovely. How good. You know what, Happy Valley's cool. I love Happy Valley. It's like the sort of the kids.

area of, uh, is it, fucka papa? Or, yeah, yeah, Rupejo. But it's the, um, fucker papa side. And it's just, it's carnage. It's just people that can't ski and kids are learning ski all together. Come on. And he's just, it's like temper and bowling with humans. How good do your mum's there with her, not you?

You can just relax and live your life while she's facking about on the mountain. No, she did yesterday and she's like, I can't do today. I need you down here. Fair enough. You know what, I think there's going to be another big dump this weekend as well because there's a huge cold snap I need there to be because my stomach cramps

are gear in every minute they're worse and worse How many days has it been? No, I'm every day but for some reason too I'm in need of a big dump No, I should have said snow dump Yeah, there's a big cold snap

that's coming through the country And the next 24 hours Just in time for us to go to Christchurch Where it's already cold Yeah, it's going to be freezing So hopefully you get some good snow Yeah Yeah

Oh, don't break any wrists No, try not to But the problem is you look really uncool with the wrist guards. So it's sort of a... Where are the risk guards? I don't know. I'd rather break my wrist.

I broke my wrist ten minutes after putting my feet into the snowboard for the first time. Maybe less than ten minutes. Oh no. So the whole week at the snow getting sloshed by myself with the bar. Yeah. Someone who's got it. Oh no. Oh, Fray, well, we'll grab a Zip voucher and ping it out to you so you can refill on the way up

and grab some snacks and stuff to keep you going. Cool. I'm just about to stop there and two rangy to charge the car. You know, rich, charge the car. It must be nice. Are you a fellow Tesla driver? Clink can talk. She knows.

You're not going to get any stick from me. You can put your feet up and have a sleep on the way there. A car drives itself. Oh, yeah, that's coming soon. Yeah. Good on you, Freya. That's amazing. See, darling.

All right, if you run out of milk again, here do local Zat is convenient and fast. Grab whatever you need. Yeah. All right. And listen to this album after our show is done, Olivia Dean's album. So good.

So beautiful. From start to finish, I reckon set up by a pool, get your bikini on. Yeah. We did just talk about a cold snap. Yeah, yeah, but Dan wants something to look at. All right. Clint, Megan Dan. We love Nelson, and thankfully a lot of Nelson love us, which we appreciate.

Yeah. But I don't know if their laws are a little bit more hardcore than the rest of the country when it comes to things you're not allowed to do on a plane. What's happened then? Oh, you're right, Clint, because there's a man and woman that have ended in court after some I guess public displays of affection on a near New Zealand flight

They appeared in Nelson District Court Just a couple of days ago Charged with indecent Atts I'm going to assume that it wasn't just kissing That maybe there was a hand on our blanket somewhere Yeah So it was an Auckland to Nelson flight

That's a short flight, isn't it? Like an hour? Yeah, if that And I think there was excessive kissing when the flight started to descend into Nelson because you know you started to get well we're landing in Nelson and also everyone's in their seat belts

no one's moving around the cabin you might feel like you've got a bit more privacy than you do but then the kissing progressed to overt fondling as what has been said I told you there was some fondling but what is that I guess

and what they told him to get off I don't think they can I don't think they can tell them to get off in flight you got to get off right now he's trying But I did, like, I knew that that was not, it's frowned upon. Yes. But ending up in court, they've ended up with having 12 months of community service.

How embarrassing. You think you'd get a bit of a smack on the wrist, I mean the wrist. Oh, clint. But I think, yeah, I agree. Like, I get kissing maybe is fine. Yeah. But then the fondly, overt fondling, what that consisted of, we don't know. Yeah, don't want to know.

You can't be doing that. I was on a train, like, just like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, City public transport, and I got on, and you know, and trains seats face both ways, so some people sit forward facing, yeah, yeah. When I got on, everyone was facing backwards, and I was like, why is everyone facing backwards? You get carsick, I'm going to sit frontwards. And so I sat down and I looked up. As soon as the train started moving, I realized why everyone was looking backwards

because two people were actually full-blown having sex on the back row of the train carriage. They should see on public transport, eh? It was like 2pm. I saw a chick of my Insta Reel who's sitting there on a train and she's got, like, looks like a cheese grater, and she's just grating her feet, like her heels. Because her heels obviously, like, hardened skin, so she's, like, just grating her feet.

And it's, like, this, like, pile of dust just mounting under her feet on the train and people are looking at, like, parmesan. Yeah. Skin parmesan. People are sick, man. On public transport. You see some crazy stuff on PT, because it brings out the worst.

in people. Nathan did. I just thought that. Was this yes? No, no, no. It was just a random. I've told the story before but I went on public transport

in America. I went from Philadelphia to New York on the train. Philly. Philly. And I remember sitting down you get allocated a seat because it's like a quite a long

train ride and I sat down there was blood on the window inside. Like someone had bled over the window. Disgusting. I asked to move and they were like no, sir, your seats take. Okay, what are you like?

Do we like crazy shit you've seen on public transport? Or do we want to go? Do we want to talk to anyone who's actually join the Mile High Club? I'll take either all. Yeah. Just have you either, have you joined the Marle Club or what have you seen on PT? Because I actually doubt that we would get someone that's joined the Mile High Club.

But if you have, my God, I'd love to talk to you. Even if you've tried, I've tried many times to join. I think it would have to be in like, the only way I could see it happening is if you're in business class and you're like, it must be nice. But if in one of those like pods where you're both together and the, like, it's totally acceptable. separate. Then it's doable. Like on Emirates. Yeah. Or Qatar. Yeah. You can pull the like petition across.

No one can see. Lights are out, middle of the night. Then maybe it's possible. But then is it, I feel like that's cheating the Mahi Club. No, as long as you're in an aeroplane and it's in the sky and you're doing the day, that's fine. I deem it a pass. But it's not like in the movie. It's like you're thinking, hey Dan, when you squeeze inside the lavatory.

Yeah. Yeah, it's dirty. The germs, guys, the germs. Some people will do it though. A couple have found themselves in court with a lot of community service after fondling each other on a regional flight into Nelson. Yeah. Started with a bit of passion, then I think things progressed.

I mean, all they had to do was wait 20 minutes. Yeah, regional flight, like, you're right. Tops of you're traveling anywhere from Nelson to be an hour. Maybe an hour and a half. But it is kind of like a fantasy from a lot of people, eh, that want to do. But I think joining the Mile High Club means you go to the bathroom. You don't do it in the seat. No, I think it's, well, hopefully not unless, like we said,

you're in business school, first class. with your own little cabin. But I think as long as you're in the air at past, you know, 10,000 feet, I think it counts as Mara Club. I want to know what you've sort of seen on public transport. Ferry, train, bus. Very, I like that.

Not so much public transport, but Aidan's called through. Now, Aidan, you're a truck driver. Yeah, that's it. Yep. Yeah, and I am. You've seen some stuff on the roads. Yep, definitely.

A little bit over here, but it was worse when I was over in Aussie driving, to be honest. A filthy over there What have you seen over in Aussie? Filthy Aussie is alright I'll cop it I'll cop it I get it

So you mean you're up in your cab And you look down into the cars So what is it So like passengers Having some fun with drivers Yeah mostly females Having fun with the driver Or females just having fun with themselves

In the passenger seat Oh really? That's interesting Maybe they're just having an itch So why'd you move? Yeah, I don't think so. Oh, kidding. Hey, Aidan, as a truck driver, do you wish we would bring back an old segment if you're new to the show?

Maybe you didn't even know we've done it. Horn voice. In the morning, you get a couple of truckies on, and then we just battle their horns against each other to see who's superior. Get the rating champ on every morning. Are you in the truck now? Yep. Give us a honk. Oh, that's a big truck.

I love that. Ordo you rock and Skarnia? Yeah, Skarnia. That's a Skarnia horn. Dan knows like two trucks, so he threw one out his ride. Let me have my power. I always listen to Dan. I was listening to Dan talking about him.

I'm always impressed. Okay, one more question then, Dan. What truck did Aidan drive in Ozzy? Oh, I reckon he switched between Hino and he dabbled in a bit of down. One of them was right, but not the second one. Oh, my DAF. The first time's up. Yeah, okay.

You've ever drawn a Foden? No, I haven't driven one of their minor. Yeah, I heard they're lovely to drive. Mostly just American trucks when it comes to the big ones. Oh, yeah, the Kimworth's in the max. How many gears do you have Aiden? At the moment, just one hand on the steering wheel. Yeah.

Okay, where's the other end? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said it. Hopefully around a hot cup of coffee. Joe. That's what they call them Joe. Yeah, thank you, Aidan. Hey, Adam, I'm going to send you a double pass to our musty movie, bro.

You're a vibe. We appreciate you calling nice and early, mate. Stay safe on the roads, brother. Yeah, you're a good man. It's called one battle after another, and it's got Leonardo DiCaprio in it, so you know it'll be a good one. Awesome. Thank you.

Have a great day, guys. Eyes on the road. Practice makes perfect And now you can play anytime online $10,000 easy money live event is coming You can join us live, October 22nd To play for 10 grand Just get amongst the Easy Money mobile

Game on the Rover app And then listen out for your name to be read out by Akelle And Yaz at 10 and 12 Playing for $1,000 this morning though Is the gorgeous, the incomparable Lisa from Lower Hut Morning, morning Lisa Stop it, good morning team

Oh, you're sounding a bit stressed Lisa Yeah Hey, don't be stressed You've got this Okay It's possible we heard it yesterday Cool can Cool and come

That's the thing Just take a second Have a think Don't panic And then you'll get through it Like Nick did yesterday He managed to do it And you can too

He's proved it can be done 30 seconds If you can give Ash 10 answers Starting with the letter S Lisa You will leave With a thousand bucks as well

No repeated answers If you need a pass You can We've got time we'll come back All right. Okay, your letter is S, as he said, for sexy, sassy and sensual. Three words that can be used to describe Lisa. Three of your favorite words, Ash.

Come on, babes. All right, with S, can I please have something in your fridge? Pass. A city. Pass. A movie. Pass. A brand.

A what? A brand. A celebrity We're going to Keep it, get up, get on Celebrity You got it Any, what of it?

Celebrity You can pass if you need to Oh, no, sir If the answer was passed You would have got four from four Yeah, you were going to be a clean sweep Lisa, that is That is actually

Hey, I did better than I thought. Really? Jesus, how bad? What do you think you were going to get minus one or something? I hate to say it.

You couldn't have gone worse. Unless you said the F word. The only person that did worse, I think, is when the letter was K and she, and she, we said a chocolate and I said the letter was C and she went Canbery. Yeah, and we were.

No, you're done. Bless you, Lisa. That's cool. You're a vibe, Lisa. Oh, I'm so sad. I think you were up there with one of the top three worst plays of all time.

No, that was the worst, I think, I've experienced. Well, I'm generally. Oh, I'm still winning then. Yeah, you know what? You didn't win the $1,000, but you won our heart. That's right. Some would say that's better. Most would say, no, I'll take the thousand.

Thank you, Kate. Good on your sweet, I'll have a good day. Yeah, you're the best. Oh, I love Lisa. And she went, pass for the first one. Okay, that's all good. Pass. I was like, you're so cooked.

You're not coming back from this, Lee. A city. Yeah. Say hi to lower hut for us, Lisa. Okay. It's my favourite Okay, something in the fridge, sauce soup, salad, spinach, salmon

City, Seoul, Sydney A movie, Shrek, Skyfall, Silver Lightning's Playbook A brand Samsung, Subaru, Suzuki, Spotify Yeah All right, well there we go, there's just a few answers Just so you know, we didn't stitch her up The game wasn't impossible Okay, back again at 8 o'clock

Your Chance to play for a grand in the hand Clip Meg and Dan Ash been a naughty girl Well, have I though? Your husband looks as you're like you're being naughty But not in the sexual way And they're like legitimately annoying way So I bought a new iPhone

This week because, you know Dan was getting one And my phone was so smashed up And I took it to the shop And they said it would be $300 to fix And I thought well surely it's just going to save money To get a new phone Oh yeah

And also because of my job I need a good phone to take good photos That's how I make money Of course So I bought myself a new orange iPhone 17 Pro, not the man. That's on brand for me, I think. Yeah, I think it suits you.

Thanks so much. And then it arrived at the office yesterday. I thought, oh gosh, at one point my husband who works with us is going to notice that I've got a new phone. I'm just going to have to tell him. So I thought, I'll make it a bit of fun. You know, if I do it around people, he's not going to get angry because he can't. Because I'm like, oh, he's not nice to his wife.

That's a classic. Do it with safety in numbers. Yeah, exactly. So I had to admit to him that, yeah, without asking. Not that ask you, it's more of like informing, getting him a part of the conversation. Without doing any of that, I just want to hang in it. You were the boss, you were wearing the pants, just going,

this is what's happening, this is what I've done. That's why. And I said to him, but they had a deal on. I'm pretty much saving money, really, between the phone repair and... It's interesting, because I recorded the audio of that interaction secretly. I wonder if Ash sounds like she's the pants wearer in this interaction with her husband.

I'm not sure. It's for me. It's something I got, but you can put your hands out to get... Yeah, you get to hold it and then give her back. back. Close your eyes. It's not going to bite you. I want to close my eyes.

Yeah, I got a new iPhone for myself. It's me doing when I dance. Happy birthday, too, Ash. Because you didn't get me a birthday present. It's like, well, off of myself. How much was it? You know that we have to discuss these sort of

countries, babe. Oh, three cameras. Pretends the dropper. Yeah. You've got me bad with the pretending to drop it. And we all laughed. And I hate to say it, Ash, but I'm on team your husband. Because I feel like it's a 2,000, well, it's 2,500 for a new iPhone.

I feel like that's a purchase you need to run past the marital finances. To be fair. Did you use joint funds? I was back to say, no, no, no, no, no. I could lie for radio and say, I bought it out right. I got a new plan. so I went on to a new plan which is more money

and locks us into a two-year contract so someone would say that's worse I would say that's worse cost more than he even realizes yeah but don't tell him that what if you decide to move back to your home country of Australia that's the problem isn't it

I've got to keep paying this phone plan oh my God your husband and I have very similar when it comes to like the relationship I think we have with our wives and the relationship with money because I'm just like oh my boy how did you

why are you doing that stuff? That's going to be a me problem. Because I want it. I want the orange phone. But what's to say, you didn't ask him, and he said, you're fine, go and get it. Of course he would have said yes, because he's a lovely man, but I don't know,

I just wanted to feel, I just wanted to feel as powerful. You know, I'm like, yeah, I want that, I'm going to get that. And also, thank you, Clint, because I forgot that he hadn't got me a birthday present. And then when you said happy birthday, I was like, that's right, you didn't get me a birthday present. So he really didn't have much to come back from on that. And I love you for that. Thank you, brother.

I've got one word for you. Look at me. Deceitful. What? It's deceitful. It's just like circumventing the truth. Can we make Ash feel a little better so that she can go, oh my God, I only bought a phone. Did you hear, babe, what the guys that listened to The Edge did?

We'd love to know, what did you buy without their permission? Those extravagant purchases, at least for your relationship, where when they found out you knew you're in trouble. We've done this before. We've had boats that have been purchased behind partners' backs. We've had, like, credit cards that have been signed up for. I want to hear that. I want to hear that.

That's naughty. What did you buy without their permission? You're like, I'll deal. What did your partner get? Without your permission? Yeah. I'll deal with the fallout later. Make Ash went and bought the new iPhone 17.

Didn't tell her husband. And he found out, I was like, babe, we've got to talk about this stuff. And I was like, that's probably not the worst thing you could buy without your partner's permission. And maybe we make Ash feel better. By you sharing your story, what did you buy without their permission? Even though you knew, you're like, oh, I'm going to have to deal with the fallout of this later. I mean, you think a phone's bad, but it's $2,500 now. They're expensive new phones.

Very expensive. I reckon some of our callers, worse. Well, Natalie's text through saying kids wanted a dog, but hubby was dead set against it. We adopted a golden retriever without him knowing last year. Yeah, good. Now him and the dog are inseparable. Oh, it's always away, isn't it? That's crazy.

The man he didn't want a dog now. Dog's best friend. All right, Kate, what about you? What did your partner buy without your permission? Good morning, guys. My partner bought a whole school bus. Why? What did he need with a school bus?

He wanted to turn it into a house bus so we could live that van life around. Oh, I love so good people do that on Instagram. But intention is one thing. Did he follow through, Kate? Have you got an amazing bus? No, we sold the bus about three months later. Brilliant.

Oh, he never ripped the seats out or anything. Did you make a profit or a loss? Definitely a big loss. That was cool would have been so much. better if you've been like, and now I'm calling from the bus. Yeah. We leave tomorrow, you know. Life-changing trip. Yeah, oh, good on you, Kate.

Oh, he's the big dogs called through. Oh, Nixon from old Ejava was back in the day. Hey, what do you mean? Hey, Daddy. Hello, dear. After two years, guessing's back on the edge. There is. And did you want to share your amazing news with the edge listeners before we get into your story? Yeah, guys,

I'm a dad now. I'm someone's father. Wow, congratulations. Oh, baby Atoa. He's what, a week old yet? He's 10 days old today and we're still in the bloody hospital. Oh, he's still there. I was going to say to you home yet. Oh, hopefully this week, surely.

Yeah, hopefully. This dude needs to figure out where a boob is. I'm like, man, you're my son. Yeah, he'll definitely take after his old man. Is that questioning if he's even yours? I know the story you're about to share because I don't mean. I know of many people are beating Nixon with this one with a purchase as large as the one you made

without your partner's permission. Yeah, so a little backstory. So when you work in radio, your boss will randomly send you around the country to do promos to try and get ratings from, you know, different parts of Old Teheror. We're off to Christchurch tomorrow, actually. That's funny that.

See, see, case and point. So we went to Palmerston North for like 24 hours. and I was bored because there's nothing to do in Pami so I went to an open home and I saw this house and I put an offer down on it thinking oh yeah they're not going to accept that

and then they accepted it and I bought the house without my wife knowing and I got back to Auckland I was like, babe you won't believe what I've done I bought us a rental property and Sarah lost the plot lost the plot

I can't imagine why we owned it for two years she never she didn't want to look at it she didn't know what it looked like she didn't want anything to do with it and then yeah we sold it after two years but within that two years she had no idea who lived in it

what color it was how many bedrooms yeah she had no idea and she didn't talk to me for a week after that fair enough next in until maybe she did you benefit from the purchase and sale

yeah well she drives she drives a brand new Volkswagen Siguan. Because of the house. Most people in their board and parmi go to the pokies. Nixon buys houses. Much better investment.

Much better use of your money. Well, congratulations Nixon. Give us to our big cuddles and kisses and Sarah as well from us. We love you, brother. Can I just share a quick flex? Yeah, go on. I can change nappies in the dark.

Come on. Oh, God, he's going to already. I can't even do that. What about your babies? There he goes. Have a blade, good one, next. Yeah, we can't be there, can we? A house.

A house is pretty good. Crazy. That's, yeah. I'm so surprised that she never wanted to know about it. Like, once you realise you're making some money off it, all of a sudden you think you'd come around. I'd be like that. I'd be so incensed that I'd be like, I don't want to know about it. It's like my husband with investments.

Like, he invested in the share market, and I hate the share market. And I'm like, I don't want to know. I do want to know where you invested in. I don't want to know if it's up or down. I don't, do not include me. Unless you divorce him and then you're right. Give me all the receipts. Yeah, I don't need to know exactly how much you made.

You brought the phone behind us back. You can't talk. All right, we'll get a scandal update next. A reminder, easy money, your chance to play for 1K coming up at 8 and and everybody hit the spot. Yeah. To team effort. Clint, Megan Dan.

So I want to do about Lola Young. We all know her as the messy chick. She was doing. gig on the weekend. You may have seen the footage. She's performing. She kind of like has a bit of a, her head kind of snaps forward a bit, like she's about to fall asleep. And then all of a sudden she passed out. Take a listen. It is a hard watch because she falls like backwards vertically pretty much. And when you pass out, you don't put your arms out to stop yourself. So it's very, it's tough to watch someone pass that because it's just like do-dush. almost looks fake, like, to the point where, because she sort of falls back, but it looks like quite a smooth landing to be fair. Like, she sort of rolls back. But yeah, you couldn't fake that. I don't think you'd be able to stop your reflexes from stopping you from hitting the ground.

Two hours ago, she's put this on her Instagram. She says, I'm going away for a while. It pains me to say I have to cancel everything for the foreseeable future. Thank you for all the love and support. I'm sorry to let anyone down who's brought a ticket to see me. It hurts me more than you know. Obviously, you'll be entitled to a full refund. I really hope you'll give me a second chance, so I've had some time to work on myself and come back stronger. Who's the biggest loser in a concert cancellation? Is it the promoter?

Because she's like, I need to look out of my house and the concert's like, concert promoters like, yeah, and I need to feed my children. They'd imagine. There's insurance company that where is it. Yeah, I think so. She looks exhausted. And I think that's quite often the case with these pop stars.

I mean, Lewis Capaldi was a famous case for it, where they just, they just rinse you, eh? Like you're just constantly, like you're either recording, you're touring, or you're doing PR, and interviews. And a lot of these younger writers, it's different the way it used to be where they're gigging, they do a small gig in their hometown. They gig for a couple of years before they kind of get any fame or, you know, big opportunities. Whereas now, young people are finding fame really quickly and they haven't had any sort of exposure therapy, so to speak. So

they're going from like being in their bedroom writing music to all of a sudden being all over the internet, having like all that criticism come at them as well about how they look, what they say it's a lot of pressure for young artists especially so you know we've seen this more and more but we're also living in a world now where I think people are more understanding of artists need for time space privacy Justin Bieber was another case of it as well I mean early in his career he had exhaustion and he had to like stop for a while didn't he totally so yeah how's the synergy with the sponsorship at the moment with scandal unlock unforgettable music experiences with Westpac yep search Westpac rewards for all the info thank you team

Clint Meg and Dan oh oh my gosh The edge Easy money Of course Every morning It's 7 and 8 Your chance to play for a grand in the hand This is actually how you do it

Nick first time call a 8 AMS today A TV show Vicko Dible Oh my God He's good Oh my God Final question He like panicked

Hey and we thought he was going to drop the ball Right at the last hurdle And you've never even seen The Vicar of Debrley One of the great shows Yeah Dawn French. And this is how you don't play Easy Money

only about 40 minutes ago when Lisa said she was nervous and she had reason to be. Something in your fridge. A city. A movie. A brand. A celebrity.

A celebrity. We're gonna. Keep on, get up, get going. Celebrity. You got it. Any, what is it? Celebrity. You can pass if you need to.

Oh, okay. If the answer was passed, you would have got four from four. I love how she got four passes, then she still wanted to keep going. She thought she could bring it back. It was like, we were laughing because we knew it was over. And she was like, guys, like, you're wasting my time. She was such a good sport about it. When you can laugh for yourself, it makes it all the more fun.

She was the best. Yeah, look, do you hear that crap, don't call up. So really exciting your chance to play again for a grand in the hand in 20 minutes. But more exciting than that, if you jump on the rover app and you download, sorry, and you play, they have easy money mobile. No matter how many times you play, you are in the draw to having your name read out at 10 and 12 every day. And if you call back, we will have you here for our live event where somebody will win $10,000. What if they live in Christchurch or in Vargas?

What if they live in Nelson? Fly them up. Wellington? Fly them up. Oh my gosh. We could even train them. Fungere? Put them on train.

Fangare, they could maybe... We'll get you to drive. Yeah, we'll get you to drive down for that one. But I think play it as much as you can because you don't go to the Olympics and do pole vault and just do one pole vault, you know? That would end very badly. I wouldn't think so, no.

So, you know, make sure you're doing it. And it does get easier. And there is someone out there. We have been told by promotions. And due to privacy laws, we don't know who this person is because we can't, like, go in and fuck. No, we can't. But we do know.

that someone in Altero has played this game over a thousand times. Which would mean that they are a shoo-in, surely. You would think. To be at their end. A thousand times. The game is a minute long, a set of 30 seconds, because you've got to type your answers. We did the maths. That is 16 hours and 40 minutes playing easy money.

It may have just been my husband just doing one poo yesterday. for 16 hours on the toilet He gets backed up if he was on there for 16 hours It feels like he's on the toilet for 16 hours Every time he goes to a Pugee for the Hurtip Yeah Someone that's played over 16 hours Has got to be pretty decent

I would have thought by now I reckon they've got kids And they spend a lot of time in the bathroom That's what I do to escape from my son Or when they're in the bath And you sit there for an hour The kids like playing often or not Yeah so I'm watching you don't

You have to have your name read out at 10 or 12 It's completely random you play once You play a thousand times You probably have more chances of your name being read out But we would love to golden buzzer, fast track you straight to the live event on October 22nd, if that is you. And you have played Easy Money Mobile over a thousand times. Just call us right now. We'll be able to verify in the back end.

We would just love to know who you are. How often are you verifying the back end of stuff? Just quite often. When the situation arises. I just why her husband's so backed up. I didn't see as a tech girl. Okay. Right.

Okay. So how it's going to go down is we're going to have. have, I think the number is sitting around 30 people on October 22nd here at the Edge headquarters. In the pit. H-Q. We're digging a big pit, aren't we there? Yeah, I'll do snacks. And how it's going to work

is it's going to be completely random. Everyone's going to pull a number. And that number will determine your order in which you will play easy money. And we'll continue to play live here at the edge until somebody wins $10,000. Incredible. Do I have to be the caller again for the whole time? You know,

usually when I end up doing it. I end up doing over and over again. Okay. I'll do it because I love you guys. I think you're the best out of Ash to be honest. Thank you. I'll have just scandal and this every day. Dan is the best at sitting there. Yeah. I'll do drinks. I'll bring some lovely drinks. Do you press all the buttons? I have to do easy money. What's Dan doing? I'll do drinks.

I'll bring some lovely refreshing drinks. And some hors d'oeuvres. Dan's on cups are nice. Nice. He's the Phoebe of the group. And I'll do backcrups like if people are getting stressed. I like that. I like. Thanks so much. Okay. Well, if that is you, you've got until, I'd say 8 o'clock to get in touch with us. Yeah, maybe. Okay?

Otherwise, you just have to wait for your name to be read out like everyone else at 10 and 12. Get amongst it, download the rubber app and play Easy Money Mobile. Otherwise, a grand in the hand at 8 o'clock if you want to get it done on the show in 15 minutes. I might even make a quiche. No, because sometimes they taste too eggy, and I don't like that. Negative. Daddy Dan, up next. We've only ever done this once, and the people loved it so much, they were like,

you've got to keep that as a bit. So let's see if it was something that we should have done once and then let it go. or whether it's got more legs. Daddy's hum. I won't say that. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. To celebrate the upcoming release of Taylor's new album, The Life of a Showgirl, out on Friday.

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God, he's good. Usher, I mean. Oh yeah. And Dan. And we did this segment kind of like by chance last week. And I went off and people were texting through saying, make this a regular thing. We need Daddy Dan every week.

Well, I am the manliest guy on the show. So it's natural that I just shift into this Daddy Lane. Absolutely. It all has actually inspired. by Yaz, who does the show with Cal after us in the mornings when you helped her with some car trouble and she had this to say with her co-host

behind your back. I've seen Dan We're being in a different light today. He came in and he was like giving me all this advice and like, he knows stuff about cars. Yeah, he is a car guy. He's not just a remote control car guy. He's a car car guy. He really does. And he was like giving me like all these places to go and he was like, nah, like you can fix it. Yeah, it's like you're going to be so fine.

And I was like, Dan, a little hottie. Oh my God. I'm not attracted to Dan now. No, but I was like, I just saw him in a different line. I know. I'm not a tracking to him. I was just like, oh, this is hot, Dad.

This is hot. No, that's a shame. She's sexualized. It's not often that he looks hot. No need to sexualize me. Couldn't cut that last minute off. Sorry, my bad. It's just a talent I've had.

You know, I grew up around cars. My dad was a car guy. And I know stuff about other stuff, dad's stuff. And so if you've got a question, like to put to Daddy Dan, a serious question. No trolling. Like, I think we got to. We got a couple of trolls last week, if you remember this then.

My car makes a really unique sound whenever I turn the wheels to the left. Okay, it sounds like you've got a CV boot issue, but what's the sound? Oh, yeah. Brilliant. Yeah, so no more trolling. And that wasn't even a good hoya. I know your mum makes a better hoya sound. Remember that time she was on?

Let me put on. That's the wrong button. I press the wrong button. It's the wrong button. It's the nickelback button that's next of shit. Oh, yeah, all right. Okay. Now, that's my benchmark for a hoya.

You are going to troll me. Do it like Christine. Oh, yeah. Okay, all right. What a hoodie. So I've got a question for you. Okay, good. We've got in our new house, those, like,

sprinklers that are, like, built into the garden. Like, they're all there. And I thought they were turned off because it's almost been rainy. We don't need them. But then I noticed some leaking, kind of on the concrete into the grass. And then we've got the water bill, and the water bill is excessively high.

So I'm thinking maybe they're on some sort of a timer or something. I'll tell you this. Do you own the house? No. Not your garden, is it? No. Not your problem. I don't need to pay for the water.

Don't order it. Let it die. If the owners and the landlord want to keep it nice and fresh and green, they can water it themselves. I was hoping for help with the spring glitter to figure out. I know nothing about springclothes. Oh, 800 years. Is you say daddy's home? No, he's worrying.

Daddy's here. Daddy Dad. I'm so happy to have you here. It just feels like a safer place. Like everything's going to be fine because you'll hear to just take care of it. And the text and calls are coming through on 3343 and 0800 The Edge.

We've had one text come through from Anonymous. She wants to know how to tell her boyfriend that she hates his haircut. There's no one nice way to do it really. Just leave him and get a guy with a better haircut. It's so much easier. Girls can be like, ooh, gross, what'd you do with your hair? I hate it.

We can not do that. No, that's divorce. The rules are so different when it comes to anything sort of appearance-related. Yeah, he's only a boyfriend. Break up with him, get a better haircut. Someone texted him as well saying, our washing machine during the spin cycle vibrates the whole house. Oh, I hate that.

Oh, that is terrible. That is annoying. Any advice? I mean, it's something to do with the legs, I'd say, on it. You need to level it out, so. The text then carries on, actually, and at the end of every cycle goes, higher! You can't do you're not a lot of trolling.

That's the text. Leave it up to the people to troll. Oh, that's the text. I'm just reading it with. This is the thing with this. This is why we can't have nice things because people troll and they call through and they didn't, but just stop doing it.

Tom, Daddy Dan is here with some free advice. What do you need, mate? Hey, mate, yeah, I just turned 18 to the day. Happy birthday. My advice is I'm asking from you, mate. Is, yeah, I've been looking at a few beers and I don't know which one is the best for me to have. Oh, beer?

A beer like a time. Best beer to have is your first legal pint. I respect it. Oh, yeah, that's a good question. I would go with a... Oh, God, here we go. Come on, lad, sides, sides. He can't even name a beer.

A Pilsner. Okay. Have you got a favourite? A favourite brand. Yeah. Like Poohoi do a good one. Poo-hoi is a good one. No, I don't want to put words in your mouth.

Okay, well, I would have said Poo-hoi. Oh, okay. Well, if I'm not, number one, if you can't get a Poo-Hoy, then I'd go a, um... Heineken. I don't even know anything like that. That's a Lagerbeater. Is it? No, they do a Pilsner.

I don't think they do. Yeah, the hyacin pills are there. Yeah, well, you'll be looking for a while to find an ironicin pills and I think, Tom, so you ain't be drinking this week. Yeah, his first drink of 21. Okay, someone's texts through, Dan. My Wi-Fi cuts off when I turn on the microwave.

Turn off the microwave. That's my advice to you there. That's an easy fix. All right, we'll take one more. Jake, what's your question for Daddy Dan? Oh, hi, Dan. My partner's just bought a load of kitset furniture for me, and she wants me to put it together,

I've never done anything like this before, and I'm looking through the instructions, and it says I need, like, a Philip, Philip, Phillips head? Yep, Philip screwdriver, so that's the one with the, it's, like, got four different things. It's not the flathead, it's the other one. For the X, Jay. Next. So it's a screwdriver? Yeah, it's a screwdriver.

Yeah. Have you got one I could, like, borrow or something? Well, not really. They're really cheap. You just go to Bunnings Warehouse and buy one. You don't own a Phillips screwdriver, Dan. I've got one. But I don't really want to lend it out to Jake.

That's not very generous. A real daddy would lend everything out. Oh, come on, mate. No. Well, I mean, I'll get your address off here and I'll send you one. Okay. Oh, that's lovely. Can you give you... Thank you.

What are you telling me your address right now, Jake? Oh, my address. Yeah. You should say it right now. Well, on air? Yeah, probably not making trouble for that, actually. Can I just tell the producer or something? Yeah, okay.

Yeah, that'd be done. Anything else? Are you good? Yeah, yeah. Sorry, just a quick question as well, Dan, another one to do with the house, the door. One of the doors is like, it's making a noise when I open it.

Brilliant, okay. Let me guess. I'm just wondering if you could help. We want to hear the noise, please. The noise, do you know? It kind of, it kind of sounds like a, hi-ya. He's gone.

That's why we can't have nice things on the show. I was trying to set him up with the address. You had to set him up there. That was a long play. I'm pretty sure that was even been our newsreader. So I know what's happened here. The producers are trying to set up me with a hoya. I wouldn't agree that.

And the backfire is he took about 17 minutes to get to the gang. Be better. It passes me off. You can't even prank me at my own game. Ash, go and give us one more. Send us out. Do you want me to do the sound? Okay, I've been practicing.

Hold on. Hoyer! He's done that before. Whoa. All right, The Edge. That's a bit for his rodeo. Clint Megan Dan. StinkyB.

The Edge. 1K.E. Z. Mummy. Practice makes perfect. And now you can play anytime online. Feeling lucky this time yesterday. Nick. This was him on the 10th question.

We thought he had it in the bag. Look how long he took to answer it. He got there just before the buzzer. A TV show. Decor deeply. Oh my God. He's done. $1,000, Richard, and you could be two.

Just give us 10 answers, starting with the letter Ash gives you inside 30 seconds. You can pass, and we'll come back, and we've got time, but just no repeated answers. And hoping to get it done is Jess. Morning, Jess. Hi. Hi, Jess. Now, I don't think we've ever had back-to-back winners in consecutive days. You could be the first.

We wish that. Yeah. What would you put your thousand towards my love? Actually we just have put an offer to our house We just got under contract Yesterday night So if we have anything that will contribute to that Okay good

Good on you babe Okay Jess today I mean maybe it's a good omen Because your letter is J, J for Jess Are you ready to go? No Yeah, yep Okay

Beginning with the letter J Can I have a word ending in I-N-G Joking A four-letter word. Jake. A month. June? Something in the kitchen.

Oh. Something expensive. Jewelry. A music artist. A past. A profession. That's time, Jess. You had four, a person at a question mark

because I thought you said gin for something in the kitchen. I mean, you could find that in the kitchen. If it's a G word, babe. It's G. Oh, that's got me. Sorry, darling. No, but, yeah.

Never mind. You like to pay off the mortgage the old-fashioned way, darling. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When you try again? At the end of the day, it wasn't as bad as Lisa earlier this morning. Something in your fridge.

A city A movie A brand She went on to pass Four from four And she said she didn't do as bad as she thought she was Which is crazy She couldn't have gotten worse

She's the best Lisa was my call on the morning so far I love you Lisa If you're still listening Back at 3 o'clock this afternoon with Edge Arbo's Megan Dan. A serious pants on, people. Hit it, hit it, fucking.

Hit it. Hit the spot. Whoa. Hit the spot. If you are brain news for the show, we've been doing this for a wee while now where we'll start singing alongside a song. Then we ditch the vocal.

It's still quietly, silently playing in the background. We bring it back at the crescendo moment of the song and fingers crossed, we're still in time. It stresses me out because I feel like we've set a benchmark now. Everybody's expecting a spot to be hit every time we do this. Yeah, yeah, and it's hard enough as one person, but this time around it's not just you, it's not just me, it's not just Clint, it's everybody.

And the room for arrows, unbelievably small. Like, if you're 0.3 of a second off, you're off. Yes. And you have to adjust to the other people's timings of it all. And we've practiced this a lot. I would say 50% of the time we've done a good job and the other 50% we've been off. Yeah. So we're doing an iconic song from the Backstreet Boys, Everybody.

That's the bit where we need to come in. So we're going to do the lead-up to that. a line each coming with the line before that bit together. It's the silent builds. Silently. Whereas I burn the drone. I'm hoping that given that this song

is such a huge part of our lives for 25 years nowish, surely it's just in our DNA at this point. And the power of the backstreet. The backstreet guys will just come upon us. Well done that though. It was the name of one of their albums. So it was a bit of a little...

I didn't even see. It's so much a part of my DNA that it just came out. So when boys' fans would have got it? We need everybody that's listening right now to turn your cereal up. And send us your good vibes. Sing along with us.

The nation can help us here. Do you know what I'm scared about doing? Because I'm also singing. Normally I just have to bring the fader up. But I'm also... The fader is the sound. Yeah, I'm worried if I don't bring the sound back up. We'll just ruin everything.

Okay, so make sure you remember to do that. Okay, multiple jobs. Okay. Here we go. I'm following you, Dan, because you're the leader of this arm. Okay, I'm going to try and lead us. The conductor of sorts, Clint Randall, hit the jams.

Okay, I've got about a 10-second lead-in so we can... My heart is beating. I said hit the jams. Yeah, I know, but I do it when I want. Okay. I feel like doing it. Shut up and play this song. Now.

Everybody, everywhere. Don't be afraid, don't have no fear. I'm going to tell the world, make you understand. As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again. Here's the gap. D, gosh. D, D, D, D, D, D, D. Everybody.

I don't know we're pretty close. Oh, Ash doesn't want a celebrating it! I can't give a full celebration until I feel it in our bones. Really? Are we going to go and check the tape? I think we're going to have to. We need to listen back, I think. This is a problem.

Because sometimes you hear it, you don't hear it right in your head, but it was completely hit. Okay, weighing in, oh eight hundred the edge, do we get it? Do we miss it? We'll listen back. Someone said I think you were 0.01 second. Well, that's not a hit. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. Did we, though? That's the question.

Did we get it? Because we respect the game and the listeners too much to celebrate if it wasn't a 100% victory. Yeah, you don't want to dumb it down by going, oh, we kind of hit it. It was kind of there. It's hit the spot or you don't hit the spot. You sing along with the song, get rid of the music and then hope that when we bring it back, we're perfectly in time. Ash, if you kind of get the spot. No.

Does it, no, no, no, it's fine, but it's not, I'm amazing. Okay, right, interesting, okay. And this is our first one, like we've done it before, but it's tricky to do it as a group. It's much easier with one or maybe two people. It feels cheap, celebrating a win, isn't a win. We're going to go to the calls and just see if they think we got it. And producer Nipia is currently layering our vocal over the top of the actual battery boys to see. Great to see who stuffed it.

If we did. Okay, morning, Danielle. Now, do you think we hit the spot? Morning, guys, how are you? Yeah, good. I think, I was the test, the 0.01, but I'm always backing you guys, so I think you've got it

because I love this segment and I love you guys. So I think you've got it. I love your positivity. She wants us to have it. Yeah, I love that you're supporting us, but at the same time, 0.01's not hit the spot. Yeah.

Oh, Danielle. Daniel deserves. 0.01 is hitting the spot. 0.1 is a 10th of a second. She's saying we're a hundredth of a second out. That's hitting this. Yeah, but at the, you know, the Olympic, you know, 100 metre freestyle, that's a difference in the gold and a silver medal.

I agree. Lauren, good morning. Good morning, guys. So you were just, we got a text from you saying you were driving up the park ramp. I'm driving up the park ramp. I slowed down to your part, and I feel like you were pretty on point. Okay. Okay.

You say you're pretty sure. I mean, you know if you know. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, if you know the phone, you know, yeah. When you said you're pretty sure, I really want you to be like, there is no question, you nailed it.

Okay, we're about to listen back. So, Pridji's NEP here's going and put our vocal, the archipella vocal, over the top of the backstreet boys. And we'll let's all just make a path right now. We only celebrate if it's a true heading of a store. I thought you're going to say we don't tease the person who wrecked up. I think we definitely will do that.

And also we don't tease because I'm pretty sure it was me. No, we went in as a group and we lose as a group, We win as a group. Thank you, darling. Unless it was Ash. So everybody everywhere, don't be afraid, don't have no fear. Perfect, Ashley.

I'm going to tell the world, make you understand. That's all. Yeah, yeah, you. As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again. We were on for it there. Okay. Okay, Big Wiggi.

Big Wiggi? We must be. Everybody. I want to breathe about us. How did you down us? Why did you down us? Oh, man. That's the best yet.

We, that is, that is, in the epicenter of the sport. People doubted us, and those people were mainly ourselves. The listeners actually supported us. Ashley got there. Put your clothes back on, girl. Weird. Clint, Megan Dan. Off the back of a hit the spot high.

It's a bit of an abrupt 180. I hope you're strapped then. We catch up with Patty Gower, with Patty's got issues. And his latest episode, he was talking about something that we brought up on the show a couple of weeks ago when we realized there is a,

I guess it's a sex chat bot. Yeah. Elon Musk is created. He's doing a bunch of different characters. I forget the name. Patty will know, but these people are having full-blown, explicit conversation.

by just downloading this girl and being able to do things that AI in the past, if you've tried to be a little cheeky, have said, sorry. Yeah, which is fine if you're consenting adult and you're not hurting anyone, in the hands of the wrong people, young people, I think we've got some serious problems on our handsy.

Yeah, it's really, really concerning. Morning, Patty. Yeah, good morning, everybody, and good to be talking to some real people to spending a bit of time talking to these AI sort of chatbots or sex spots, you know, it's just so confronting the real chat that they have with you. You feel like you're talking to a real person, and as you guys are just saying,

it gets incredibly sexual, incredibly quickly, which is, you know, if you're over 18 or whatever, you know, people can do what they want, but it's when kids can jump on there and have sexy chat, that's pretty random, and I reckon it's insane. So is there any kind of age-gating at all here in New Zealand? when it comes to this sort of software? The answer is no. You know, it's just the same old sort of thing. Just say you're 18 or whatever and you're through.

And as people would have seen, if they watched the show last night or they catch it on three now, I asked this chatbot, Annie, which is really easy to download. I was talking to her for about two minutes before she started, started suggesting sex to me. Wow. Wait, wait, so bad you, you weren't instigating it and then she just kind of vibes off. No. Like I've missed, I've sort of missed you and da-da-da-da-da-da, and then all of a sudden it's kind of like, let's have sex, and then, you know, things start going from there. So, you know, if I'm a nine-year-old kid or a 10-year-old kid, 11-year-old kid, 12-year-old kid, whatever, you know, you might not even have learned about the stuff from your olds or what have you, and then you can be right in there having this full-on sexual chat with a chat bot that looks like a sexy anime character.

so it's not that far removed from cartoons and stuff like that. You know, and this sort of stuff's just out there. And anybody's kids can be on there. Yeah, we downloaded a few weeks ago for research purposes, Patty, like you have. And I mean, it's gone so far that now you're not even texting and chatting to this person, which how AI started. But now you're having literal conversations where you can talk to it with your voice and she talks back, right? Yeah.

So, you know, when AI started and it's catching, and you can fall around with it and it's just text going backwards and forwards right you know and and it was still pretty amazing it still is amazing but it's this conversation with something with a personality and

believe you me Annie is extremely intelligent like not only was we having sexy chat you know we were talking about politics and global approaches to policing people like her I shouldn't call her people things like her

you know she's brainy she's like chat gpt in a sexy anime character with a sexy voice that talks about sex and there's no proper age controls on it whatsoever so patty as a father of a eight-year-old and a 10-year-old what are the things that i need to be doing should be doing to try and safeguard my kids from this sort of stuff i mean it's going to sound random but you've got to you've got to talk to them bro and say hey don't go onto these chat bots and don't start to, you know, like this is the worry for a parent like yourself is how do you stop them? Because we all know what kids are like.

You know, they're off on their devices and we don't know what they're doing. We really don't. I think the thing I'm most paranoid about is, say, bringing it up with my kids and telling them about something they had no idea about. And I'm like, oh, God, I've opened the can to earlier. But you know kids in the school ground are going to tell them

and you want to be the way to tell them. And the worst thing, I guess, is missing the boat because I'm like, no, they're too young. I don't want to corrupt their minds early, but then if I don't have the combo, I've missed it. Patty, is the government ready to legislate this and how long is it going to take them to kind of catch up and realize, hey, this is an issue we need to put some laws in place?

The government is miles behind on this. And obviously it's something for parents and kids and stuff to do themselves. But, you know, parents don't even really know this is happening. Like, if we had some sort of government figure that was out there saying, hey, be aware of this. You know, I went into a school classroom. I said, how many of you have been talking to chatbots?

And actually, about a quarter of the class put their hands up. Wow. You know, like chat bots are out there, and then they're one step away from the sex bots, and then they're one step away from the other thing that's happening, which is these deep fake nudes, you know, where you chuck, you know, someone else's face on a nude body and get them into pornographic sex,

which is also this other thing that's happening in our schools, where that's been used for cyberbullying. So, you know, there's someone you don't like, you put their face on a nude body and get them doing something pornographic, and then send it around on everybody's chat, everybody's Snapchat. Can we? Yeah, I just need to take the phones off the kids. Thank you, Patty. Always so informative and so many important issues that he helps us have these discussions about. Yeah.

Another reason why the government needs to catch up, hey, and put legislation in. Australia's got the East Safety Commission and have for a while, they're really tackling this idea of cyberbullying and also putting legislation. and rules in around kids on the internet. All right, well, that episode has already aired. Patty's got issues. You can catch up on three now. If you want to know more about that episode. Clint, Megan Dan.

My wife and I had a little bit of an argument. It happens, babe. Happens to the best and strongest of relationships. It was the dumbest argument, though. Like, it was so dumb. Sometimes you need to have a dumb argument to get over something. Well, my wife hits me up. I'm in bed and she's shouting at me.

Well, no, she's giving me. instructions from the bathroom. She says to me. When you, we share an electric toothbrush. When you're finished, can you take your head off the electric toothbrush and put my head on? Yeah. I say, yeah, that's fine. But what I will say is whether I'm taking mine off and putting yours on, it's kind of the same as if we both left ours on and I took yours off and then put mine on.

Either way, you're having to do the exact same amount of work. Yeah, but it's, yeah, okay. Right, it's making it easier for the next person to initially pick up the brush. Whether you're doing the work at the start or at the end, you're doing it somewhere, right? And my wife goes to me, because when my head isn't on the toothbrush,

it's just, I don't feel like, like I can use it. And so she hasn't been using, she's been using her manual and I was like, wait, so, because you can't take the head off and put yours on, you don't feel like you can use the brush, right? Can I explain it in a way that makes sense to me. Sure. Can you also calm down, Clint?

You're getting really aggressive. So as women, many of us, when we're in relationships, we want to feel like we are helping, not being forced to do work. So yes, the action is the same. But in the scenario whereby your head is on the toothbrush, oh, she's having to put her own, as usual, no one's thinking about her. And she has to put her own tooth, brush her teeth. Whereas in the scenario where you have thought ahead and put her,

her head on the toothbrush. She's walking into that toothbrushing experience and what's the first thought she has? I can put it straight in my mouth. I feel thought of. I feel respected. And I want her to, you know, be able to think that. That's the difference. She's, oh, he's

thought ahead and done this for me. Okay, and I get that. Here's where it gets crazy. So I start trying, I'm lying in bed and I'm trying to dig down on like where this is coming from because it's a bit silly to have such a dumb, rather than going. Someone like you to spiral, by the way. And so, I go to her. So, so what is it?

because I'm trying to understand the point of view. Calm down. And she goes, it just, it doesn't feel like it's my toothbrush. And it's my toothbrush. And I lay there and I was like, I was like, I tried to go to sleep for like 10 minutes. And then I couldn't. I was like, she goes, maybe I went,

and she goes, what? And I go, okay, so let me just see if what I, the facts in my head are the same facts in yours or if they're different, because then we'll work out with the conflict there. I said, so this toothbrush that you think is yours, I did some work for the Chemist Warehouse, and in exchange they gave me a goodie bag full of stuff, which my wife got very excited about and took a lot of the stuff out of,

including the toothbrush that I was given from Chemist Warehouse for doing work for them. I need you need to stop for a second and just take a deep breath. And just calm down, like you're really getting aggressive. Chemist Warehouse gave me a toothbrush. Are you feeling threatened? Yeah, I feel I'm saying. Then my wife gets annoyed

because I'm not swapping the head over. But what she was most annoyed about is that I've been doing it for a month but I didn't know it was annoying her because she only brought it up last night. So I'm supposed to know it's driving her mentor but she didn't say anything for 30 days. I'm shaking.

Oh, shut up. Yeah, look, I think, and I think most, of the people texting through and there are many I would say at least 10 people have texted through the same thing which is just like maybe just

buy you a white toothbrush. No she wanted she was like we need to buy another electric toothbrush Derek I was like no we it's a 10 second job to swap it There's obviously not

because she's thought about it from month Oh my God you've spired about it and now you're discussing it on your national radio show Do you know what I did I changed the toothbrush

over like this morning I brushed my teeth at like 430 and I changed it to put hers on and I got a text and a photo from her going Love you Beth There you go. It's so easy. It's like, oh my God, it's the dumbest thing.

Just do what she does when she stays over at my house and just get two manual ones. We have no arguments. I'd love to know. What is the dumbest thing? She was bitching about you last night, too. What is the dumbest thing you've ever fought about in your relationship? Where are you like, how are we fighting over the toothbrush heads? It really does affect her, Clint.

You need to stop. She's been going to remind a lot this week. His wife would kill him if she was listening to the radio right now. Can you imagine? She would cut his balls off. Oh, thousand percent. Yeah, she would. She's not listening, no.

Okay, good. Talking about the dumbest thing you've ever fought about in your relationship. Mine used to be whether or not there was a mosquito in the car because I was trying to squash it. My wife was like, what are he doing? I was trying to get mosquito. And she said, there's no mosquito. How often did you have a mosquito in the car?

That was the last thing that we had a really dumb phone. It wasn't a recurring thing. No. No, no. And it was just, but now that's, this new toothbrush situation has taken over because I'm not swapping my head off the electric toothbrush and putting hers on.

And everybody was just suggesting, which is perfectly sane, just get another toothbrush. She doesn't take a waste of money. What? Everybody has a toothbrush. Adrian and I last had a fight about this sigh that he does, and I interpret the sigh as he thinks I'm a bad wife and a mother and I'm letting everyone down.

He's like, I don't know. I think I've witnessed the sigh. I think they've witnessed the sigh. It does make me crazy I'll admit it But that's just the meaning I put on the side He said and I'm just tired

I'm like yeah but just don't If you need to sigh Go outside and side Yeah my favourite thing is Because Ash's husband Is also our boss And he comes in And he comes in and gives us feedback

And the little bickering That happens between him and Ash It's my favourite thing Oh I love it Morning William Morning mate What's the dumbest thing You've argued about

In a relationship Morning guys It's which way The toilet roll goes on A toilet roll holder A lot of toilet based ones But there is a correct answer So how are you doing it?

So I say it rolls out, away from the wall, but my partner always puts it down the wall. Yeah, we got you back there, bro. She is. Away from the wall. Here's the thing. I reckon if you're arguing about that, you must have an incredible relationship

because I don't care. I couldn't care less where it is. I reckon as long as someone's putting it on there and it ain't me. I don't care we try this. I'll go around to people's houses and change it. My pet hate is when someone uses the last of the toilet paper and leaves the little cardboard thing there.

I do that every time. Because do you know what I'll do. sometimes. If I've done a wee and there's no toilet paper left on the roll, I'll just use the roll and then throw that out. That's wild. You use the cardboard roll.

That's better for the environment. You are, right? What do you do with the roll? Put it in the bin? Of course. Yuck! You just rest it on a little you are not that poor that you need to get an extra use out of a roll. I'm that lazy. I'm definitely that lazy though. Camille.

Hi, guys. Dumbus thing you and your husband have argued about. Oh, man. Well, so I was pregnant with our first child, and one of my obsessions is peanut M&Ms. Nice. And I was so excited to go into the pantry and get my peanut M&M's, and I saw that not only was the package opened,

and he'd consumed most of it, but he left like two in the bottom, which is probably worse than eating the entire thing. And when I tell you the rage, it was still to this day probably one of the biggest arguments we've ever had because I was so infuriated. Are you one of those people that's like promised your mouth a certain type of food?

And then when you realize it's not going to happen, it's like, oh. And the pregnancy hormonal rage. Yeah, leaving two. I'm a foodie anyways, but take it away while I was pregnant. And leaving two in the pack is like a pity as well. They're like, oh, leave, I'll leave Camille, just a couple there. You either finish them off, throw it out. Yeah.

So there's no, because it's the moment of thinking you're about to reach in. There's heaps of M&M. I find out that people are still arguing about this one, Frankie. What's the dumb thing that is causing a fight in your relationship? I was in a previous relationship, but it was about whether I requested to have the toilet seat put down because it looks, I said I didn't like it open, you know. Bugs could come out.

Eat it, you too, fresh. And he didn't think that was fair, because then he had to lift up the toilet seat when he went to the toilet and I didn't have to do anything. So we agreed the whole thing went down. And then we had a job each. Yeah, it was fine as long as we both had a job,

not just one of us. Okay, are you still with him? No, they believe she's left him. No, no, definitely not. That's years ago. Yeah, left him here. But I think in most healthy functioning relationship is the man in a heterosexual relationship,

the man understands that it's his job. Yeah, but so. It doesn't matter, really. Also, if you're a dude... In the middle of the night, and the lights are off, if I come and sit down on that bowl to do a wee and the seats up, oh, rage. If you're a dude who can't hit the water with the seat down,

what are you doing? I just sit down. Saw yourself out. Like, I mean, you don't have to be robbing her to hit the water. Yeah. I have to have a pretty good aim sometimes, especially in the dark. Like, how long you've been doing it for? Yeah, you have to go on sound, though, when it's in the dark.

And sometimes if you hear it hitting the wall, you've gone terribly wrong. This one's rock. But Alicia said, uh, me and my partner head. an argument about how we fold towels. Apparently, I do it wrong and they don't fit properly in the towel cupboard. Oh, my God, PTSD. They've had the same thing.

My wife will literally unfold towels are folded because they're not the right way. Someone's texted, and I am guilty of this. My partner leaves the kitchen cupboards open and it drives me crazy. He'll grab a glass of something from another cupboard and just leave them all open. So when I walk into the kitchen,

it's like a ghost is going and open all the cupboards. That's me. But it's this part of me that just, I don't want to close it. I just want to leave it open. What I've got from this is there's a lot of just like angry girls out there. Also, Zara, I'd love to know you and your best friend

have been fighting for eight years on the correct way to put shoes on. Could you please send us a follow-up text on how you're doing that? Because I only see one way. Yeah, maybe he's putting them off opposite shoes. How? There's one way to put shoes on. Maybe we'll get a please explain from her coming up next. Also, we'll delve into Dan's Google history as well before 9 o'clock. That's going to cause another argument.

Clint, Megan, Dan. Lesh, go! We were just talking about dumb arguments, and Zara, text in saying her and a friend of being arguing about how they put their shoes on for the last eight years we've since had people text in what they think is going on here and it's to do with the shock sock shoe order yeah morning

zara hello good morning is that are we pretty bang on there sock shoe or sock sock sock shoe so okay one of us thinks that you put socks on and then shoes and then the other person thinks it's sock shoe sock shoe Sarah, I'm so hoping that you are the sane person in this friendship and it's sock, sock, shoe, shoe.

Yeah, the other way. No. Zara, no, no. So you're putting a sock on, then a shoe, then the other sock, then the shoe. Well, because, okay, it makes more sense when you already have that one foot, like you're already doing that one foot, so it makes you to just finish that foot and move on to the next floor. Sorry.

Then you've got one shoe, one foot naked. and one foot totally dressed. Sorry, Zara, that is incorrect. I reckon you're clinically insane. I think sometimes I'll find my socks and then decide on the shoe. Absolutely. So I put on socks and then go, hmm,

now which shoes do I wear? Also, what happens if a robber comes into the house, if you've got just like, you know, a sock on and then nothing on or two socks on, it's even, even. That's fine as opposed to one foot has got a shoe on and one foot's got nothing on. Actually, actually, now Zara might be coming around to your team.

If we go to the rob a scenario, I'd rather have one grippy shoe and a barefoot than two slippery socks. No, you want even standing. No way, I don't want to be in slippery socks when I've got a guy chasing me with a knife around the house. I've got wooden floors. But what if you've got one barefoot and one runner on? Yeah, then you're completely lopsided. I don't know. I feel like Zara might be on to something.

No. How long have you been doing it, your whole life? Yeah, my whole life, because it makes. more sense than having, doing one foot and then putting that foot down, doing the next foot, putting that foot down, doing the next foot, putting that foot down, doing the one. Oh, you're right. You're doing it almost four times. But you're making it sound complicated. It's the simple as going, I'm going to put my socks on now and then my shoes. And also, your feet are like 10 centimetres apart, babe. Who learnt, who taught you this? Was he your mum or dad? Do they still

do it? Honestly, I couldn't tell you. I think it's just the way I've been doing it. It just makes sense to me and my friend have been friends for like eight, almost nine years and to this day we cannot agree of what is the right way to do it. Why don't Zari today or tomorrow morning try it the other way? I reckon it all the game chance.

But then I think we need to also try Zara's way if we're going to do that. I will, I'll give it a go. I'm ready to go. But if a robber comes in, God forbid. No, if a robber comes in, I think Zara's way is the right way. It's just there's not often that a robber's trying to get you. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, Zara, hey, are we going to give a double pass where I must see movie? It's got Leonardo DiCaprio and it. Some search for battle, others are born into it, we'll send you one battle after another double pass. Thank you so much, guys. You can take your mate. You can't have a good morning.

Yeah, you too, take your mate. You'll never guess how I got these tickets. Yeah, just don't get ready together because you'll get angry. Or just wear flip soaps. Yeah. Oh, see, Viv says, I'm with Zara. But then someone else has said it's absolutely sock, sock, shoe, and then many other women have said,

Ash, I'm with you, I've dabbed with the toilet roll before. Hashtag no shame. One other crazy woman, Texer. The only other person I know that dabs is Dan, and it's not the cool kind. I'm doing it now. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow.

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