The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I don't care if I'd pissed my pants!

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... In this fun-filled episode of the Clint, Meg and Dan Podcast with Ash London, the hosts dive into a range of topics including allergies, awkward interview moments, and music throwbacks. Ash London suffers from allergies, leading to some hilarious discussions about jasmine bushes. The team shares funny anecdotes about risky text messages, healthy food mishaps, and the inconvenience of sneezes at work. They also talk about recent music throwbacks, including songs by Destiny’s Child and Brian McKnight, debate the saddest movie scenes, and delve into health anxiety. Plus, they feature some listener interactions and play some fun games, making for an entertaining and relatable episode. 00:00 Good Morning!02:18 Throwback Music Debate10:58 Hair Dye Disasters and Advice19:37 No Nut November for Charity28:58 John Bishop's Hilarious Encounters41:42 AI Music and Radio Hosts43:20 Celebrity Traders UK47:00 Advice Roulette54:01 Lotto Fever01:10:57 Shoutouts and Gratitude

This is a podcast from Rover. If you've ever sent a risky text and then throw on your phone across the room, you'll fit right in here. This is the Clint Megan Dan podcast. No, no matter. Clint Megan Dan with Ash London. The Edge Brecky. It's harder in all clue.

One to six, good morning. Welcome, welcome. Ash has got the sneezes. I reckon she's got... Allergic to work syndrome. No, I think that's what it is. You know, we had an interview yesterday after the show and I can't remember who it was with

but it was quite an important and Ash had a coughing fit, didn't you? Yeah, because I had quinoa stuck in my throat. Imagine dying, choking on quinoa that's got to be the healthiest way to go. You're healthy, but at the same time you've choked on the healthy thing you're eating. Yeah, you're damned if you do.

Damned if you don't. I don't think you can die from choking on quinoa because it's such a small little... Unless it's like a big clump of it, you know? Oh yeah. Trying to get too much quingwai in. Are you all right? You're going to survive?

No, I almost needs to go, and it's... Okay. Teasing me. Yeah, I've got this jasmine bush in my house, and it's blossomed, and it's absolutely... I try to block my nose when I leave the house in the morning, but I have to go through a tunnel of Jasmine. Oh, is that the stuff that, like, creeps on the vines? It's so beautiful.

Oh, yeah. Can I get a couple of snippings of it? Yeah. But then Ash can't come to your house clip, because you know she's allergic to her. Oh, that's a shame. Well, it's never invited me over. Oh, no, it's a lot you have invited me one time. And also that in the carport, you couldn't tell when it was at spring.

Is it spring now, summer, autumn, winter spring, yeah. No, we're spring now. No, December, yeah. The roses are growing over the carport, like a arch, and the roses are blossoming. Oh! But it's deadly for you, though, isn't it really? But it's killing me. Yeah, slowly, but surely.

You're getting sicker every day, I see you. Not sicker, just more reactive. But I don't want to, I've stopped taking edistamines because I'm like, I can't be having drugs every day. I reckon you should take it. Yeah, this is a great radio when it's sound like this. You don't tell the chick with, like,

health anxiety that she's getting sick. Just taking them tears to me. I listened to a podcast on health anxiety if it triggered me so bad. I was like, oh, that's a new way I could manifest my health anxiety. I don't think of that. Clint, Megan Dan. Oh, my gosh.

We always like to kick our show off with a throwback. Us versus the playlist. It's going to be tricky to beat the playlist, I think. Oh, okay. It's easy to be. beat Madonna yesterday, I thought. And we all, I do feel bad for Jack Honeybone because when we saw him, we were like,

Bray, where is his Madonna? And he was like, oh, so good. Sorry, man, we tested music, some people like that. You can never win, eh? Music's so subjective. I think the criteria for this should be, though, the first song of the day, like the throwback needs to be like an uplifting

one that sets the mood. I agree. Sure. Yeah, yeah. I agree. Well, do you want to throw out some options before you find out with the playlist as goal? Or do you want to go playlist first?

Playlist first. Playlist first. No. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, it's coming here. The thing is, we've had this recently. But we swapped it out.

Did we? I thought we swapped it to bomb funk emcees. Oh, maybe we did. Yeah. Yeah, we did. Actually, we did. In which case, I take you bomb funk emcees and I raise you. The year 2000, Destiny's Child, started an 11-week run at number one with this song.

Yeah. Yeah. That's me, independent woman. That's what my opinion when Beyonce was the coolest. I am an independent one. Whatever. Every time your husband gets here, you run off and give him cuddles. I love him so much. You don't know how to look into her bankie, but that's fine.

You can be independent and love your husband. That's right. That's right. That was a chance. I think Beyonce was the coolest when she was in Destiny's child. Agree. Oh, everyone was the coolest when they were in the girls. group and then they left.

It's true. Harry Stiles, you were even call her in one direction, mate? No, Robert Williams. Oh, yeah, I never really got into it. I think that was a lame-ass band. Robbillins is a legend.

He was lucky he got rid of it. He got up rid of the boys there. I want some Robbie Williams tomorrow. Got that's some bangers-ish. Yeah, they did. Because it was like R&B pop and we all just started making serious music

and there was that swag of girl groups. around that time is, but obviously had the Spice Girls, TLC. Matching outfits. Yeah, they were cool. Oh, I love this one. Bugaboo. Yeah.

So I can boo because you will buggy me. A bugaboo. Oh. Oh. God, they do it. Oh, my God. That was like seven amazing songs. Imagine if they have a reunion tour.

Sell out. I would spend all the money. They got another one too. We've missed. Oh. And now you can't leave a girl with a friend. It's 11.30 and the club is jumping, jumping. You can play any of them.

Okay, which one do you want? I mean, independent woman was the one that started an 11 week run at number one today. Is it better than say my name, though? Yeah, or bugaboo. I mean, I haven't heard independent woman in years. Survivor? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, well, you're going to have to choose one.

I don't know, just close your eyes and point to the screen. Okay, give me a number between one and three. One, two, three, okay. You're ready to see what it is. Oh, I should be. happy. That's what I think she did the maths. Yes. It's bugaboo. Oh, bugaboo.

One of the lesser known hits, I would say, but anyway, Jack Honeybone's not going to be happy with you again. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. It's your 6am throwback on the edge. You're getting, like, Nicole, be like, this is the best Destiny's Child song that they ever recorded. And then you're getting Haley going, I've never heard this song before in my life. I'm with you, Haley. Never heard it. I'm not saying it's a bad song. I'm just saying I've never heard of all the Destiny's Childs. I've just never heard that song.

I would say A good song is a good song Even if you never heard before That's true If anything, I feel jealous for you and Haley Hearing that for the first time What a treat Imagine never hearing anything from 98 to 2002

And then getting like That's like a whipgill bella That was like the best Because you had the R&B slow jams You had your Brian McKnight Still a bit of boys to men But then you had your pop You've got your destiny child

You've got your Christina You know, you've got your Westlife, Boy Zone, all the boys, all the boys. Because it was a good music hero that time, but I feel like it's been forgotten a lot of it. You know, like a lot of those bands, like your Brian McKnight's, you know, like a lot of those bands, like your Brian McKnight's, you know, kind of... Can we just do our favourite thing in the world, Clint? And can you just play the first five seconds of Back at One by Brian McKnight? Oh, yeah, Brian McKnight is. Because sometimes...

Here go, Haley, you won't have heard this one either. You're not alone. You're not alone. And it will come, as soon as you hear on the radio, everyone just stop. Oh, you're from the start? Yeah, from the start. Yeah, just for the start. Just go with it, Haley.

I know she's, hopefully she's still listening. Honestly, if you have, like, a sex playlist and you don't have Brian McKnight on it? You don't deserve to have sex. No. Oh, so hot. Crazy love is another goodie to have on a sex playlist. Why don't we do a thing like,

I know we can do it on the Rover at? Maybe you two can both share your playlist, your sexy playlist and maybe see, we can have a competition to see who has the most popular one. Yeah, I do love it. James Bay, wild love is another great sex song. Oh my gosh, I love.

I want to give you wild love. We need to get a sex playlist up, you're right, Dan. We'll curate it over the rest of this week. And then everyone can use it on the same night. Hayley's text her again, she said, I'm 35 and I've ever heard this. I'm with you. You're my sister from another, Mr. Haley. I'm so, we must have been a sleigh.

in the late 90s. Let us educate you. What were you doing? Because how old would you have been? Obviously not listening to this. Probably. Robb you weren't getting laid till 26, so you probably didn't need sex songs in high school. No, it's going to need a crazy frog.

Bing, ding, ding, ding. What does the fox say? Come on, ladies. It's a bit of crazy frog. Dan actually in high school. Welcome to the boudoir. Dan actually in high school was driving around in an invisible car, making the noises and seeing if girls would get in. And if you're lucky, we might get on some

bum funk MCs and shagging. It's bomb funk emcee. Is it? Not bum funking. Yeah, anyway. That's why I was going wrong. Yeah, yeah. Dan ended up, true story.

He told us on the air. Like, he'd make car noises and drive around and see if you could pick up chicks in his invisible car. You make it sound like I was 20. I was like at intermediate. I'd drive around thinking I was and drive past girls like... You were a menace.

And here's the craziest part. The one girl who felt probably sorry for him. who got in his car, Dan eventually dumped because her neck was too long. I do remember that. Biggest company chooses, bro. Can I just throw out one more song to see if Dan knows it? Go. I don't know if we'll have it.

All for one. I swear. I know that one. You don't know what you do? I swear. Go ahead. We don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, Haley. You'd know this one. Haley would have heard of. Haley, let us know if you know this song, down. Again, it's sort of in a forgotten song. I know it shouldn't be Who is this 98 degrees All for one

Never heard of them Another great one is I can love you like that I can love you like that I'm going to make you my love I'm in the If you were my girl He knows We've got Dan Webby

We're going to get Haley next That was on my sex playlist I actually want to go home and have sex right now I'm in the mood Put it on the playlist We don't need to go home for that, mate. There's a little room down there. What are you going to?

It's called the prayer room. We've got a three-minute song. There's a lot we can get done. Clint Meg and Dan. Lesh goal. And with Ash Linden. First call of the day. First goal of the day.

Yeah, the first came off the rake this morning, guys. We've talked about it already this morning. Haley Cole. Hey, hey, how you going, Bab? Hello, how are you? Yeah, good. I like you already, Haley. Yeah, she wasn't happy with our throwback this morning

And I'm with you, to be honest What to start to the morning, though? We played probably like four or five bangers That you've never heard before Like, what a treat You're welcome Yeah, I mean, I've heard all the other ones I've just never heard of them

Bugaboo Are you related to our other listener Shally Cole Or just no No, no, not that I know of Are you related to Cheryl Cole? Famous Wagon No, no

Do you remember Shally Cole She called up a few, it was before you were hair ash and her nickname it's called. Smelly hole, I remember this. Oh, that's so mean, eh. No. Oh, poor thing. Haley, you're a hairdresser. What's your specialty cut, colour?

Color, correction. Oh, that's so satisfying watching all the videos of colour corrections on Instagram. Also, what people have tried to do it themselves, typically, with the box dye, Haley, and then they come to you to get it fixed. What other hairdressers that have ruined it? Yeah. Oh, really? Some cowboys out there, hey, Haley.

Hey, what's the biggest mistake people make with the hair dye? Because I've done it a couple of times and it goes orange. Yeah, I was going to say not leaving it on long enough or not a fine enough product and it goes bright orange. So you can't go wrong. You can't go wrong if you leave it on a bit longer. Oh, you can. You can burn your hair off.

I haven't done a box dye in forever. But is it true, like they don't come with a toner. You've got to buy that separate. So a lot of people think, oh, you just bleach your hair and away you go. But you've got a toner. You have to tone. Yeah. I would argue that you should just, if you're just, if you're,

If you're using bleach, go to a hairdresser. Yeah. Yeah. If you're going lighter, I'd go to a hairdresser. Because you've never done it before and you're just thinking, I might go blonde for summer. No, it never works. Yeah.

Yeah, well, it's true. At least days the price of, like, I think the box bleach is about $50. I just go to the hairdresser. Yeah, true. And spend another, like, $50. Well, Haley can probably charge double when you're doing a, like a fix-up. Yeah, true that. Like, people are desperate.

They're like, oh, we're just doing it. I'll pay anything. Haley, just fix it. Do you know, one time, Haley, I forced my wife to bleach my wife to bleach my hair after I'd permed it. She was like, don't do that, it will fall out. It'll become like chewing gum and fall out. I was like, that's not a thing. She was right. I literally couldn't

run my hand through my hair without half of it coming out through my fingers. Wow. I love that you tell your hairdresser wife that that's not a thing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I was like, I don't think so, babe. You didn't go to hairdressing school and then what happened. I was like, how did you know that?

Incredible. Damn it, you weren't right. I shouldn't have gambled my hair. Do you do under the table stuff, Haley? Do you, like, have friends and family that come and like, oh, can you just do a cheap die? At home? Yeah.

No, I will not do it at home. I hate it. Home's home. Like, I've got a little family. That's a great point. Yeah, good on you. Maybe when you're starting out and you're an apprentice and you're 23 and you want some cashies, but when you're older, you just want to leave work at work.

Oh, yeah, but you get those subtle ones like a Friday night. They're like, oh, bloody little Jimmy. God, I'm dying to get him a haircut, but he wriggles so much. But it'd be, I need to get it done. Tell everyone who's just texting, Dan. Smalley holes texting saying, be nice, Dan. She's my fame.

Love you, Shelly. No, it's smelly to us. I'm sorry. I love you guys. It's Fano's the best Fano. Yeah, we love you. We're the best. Hey, thanks, Haley.

Haley, we appreciate you giving us your time this morning and tuning in and choosing us first. We're going to send you a voucher. You can go spend and store at Z. Hook yourself up with some free coffee and breakfast this morning. Thank you. Have a great day, guys. You're too, babe.

New Magic Exeter, Sean, punchy coffee, just like this ad. Yeah. My husband told me I've been saying Dahl again too much. Darl and darling. Yeah. So it makes it sound too Australian. I told him to tell you that. I was like, you just have a word with Ash about her Dahl stuff.

Anyway. Yeah, I like that. What's wrong with being too Australian? But thank you. I think it's because we're living in Alter. I think this is just maybe a stereotype. I think New Zealanders like Aussies more than Aussies. like New Zealanders.

Ozies love Kiwis. Are you joking? But like working in their country? Like if we were doing radio in Australia, I don't think we would be as welcomed as in Australia. You would have you with me, babe. It pisses me off. Australia's taking hard work in Kiwi's jobs.

But if we all went as a show to Australia, I'd go full Kiwi. I'd be like, Kiyo de Tepano in the morning. And everybody would be like, what happened to London? Oh, what a nightmare. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. Got to be entertainment. Clint McGinn Dan with Ash London. We're talking very sad movie scenes this morning.

Dan found a grab of Emma Thompson, who we absolutely adore, our absolute queen. Referencing the scene in Notting Hill that... Love actually. Love actually. That a lot of us know. So, Alan Rickman, her husband, is the... We think it's marketing. We never really find out what he does.

Yeah, it's like a high-powered sort of position, isn't it? Yeah, and he's bought his skanky secretary a necklace for Christmas. earlier in the movie Emma Thompson finds a necklace in his pocket and she thinks oh my gosh she's got me this beautiful necklace and she's really excited so it's time for Christmas present

and she's so excited to get her present and he hands her a wrapped box and it's the same size as the necklace box she found and she opens it up and it's a Joni Mitchell CD and in that moment she realizes he's bought a necklace

for somebody else and her kids are there they're about to go to the Christmas concert she excuses herself and every mother will know this feeling she excuses herself to go up to her bedroom for a quick cry on her own and then she wipes her tears away

goes downstairs and pretends that everything's fine he's Emma Thompson reflecting on the moment it was easy really to do I knew what being heartbroken was felt like so it wasn't difficult we did it about I don't know four or five times Richard Curtis snivelling in the corner which was very funny

it was just that thing of that I'd so understand of people crying and then but not wanting to cry and then having to cover it up. There's nobody who doesn't know what that's, or no woman that doesn't know what that's like, especially if they've got kids. And straightening the bed is just such a natural thing to do.

That to me is the most heartbreaking moment. She straightens the bed up. Yeah, I know. And it's like such a mundane thing to do, but I think as a mother, not my own mother, but I can imagine you'd want to do something normal just to kind of take your mind off it. It's such a great little bit of acting.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It does beg the question, saddest movie film, scenes of all time. Well, like, you watch a movie and you know it's coming. I mean, for me, it would be that scene. Me too. Or Forrest Gump, when Forrest Gump sees Jenny for the last time and meets his son. And she goes, he's your son. And he, like, goes and sits and watch Sesame Street with him as one of the, like, or it's so gut-rich-y morning.

You'd be so proud of him, Jenna. Oh, stop. Even though it's not real life. Yeah, and obvious one is when Marley, I've seen Marley and me. when Molly dies. Oh, yeah, that's... Oh, I reckon that films... I hate that movie.

Because you start watching it, knowing that dog's going to die. Like, I just, I hate it. Yeah. I can never watch that again. For me, it's any sports movie that is based on a true story, and then right at the end, and they achieve greatness despite their socio-economic status or their colour or whatever it might be.

And then normally it's the dad at the end who's never really been, like, that much of a fan is like, they're in the stands clapping. and then he just looks and it's just a look and he doesn't even say that he's like, oh my God everyone's so proud of you. Yes. Yeah, you know what as well?

This is both sides. This is both sides now, Joni Mitchell, which plays in when the Emma Thompson scene happens. This is used again at the end of a show called Afterlife, which is Ricky Javais. Oh my, I forgot about that. That last scene in Afterlife. That kills me.

Killed me. Like, I was a blub, I don't cry easily, but that was full noise, like tears down my face. I remember I had to cuddle into Adrian. Like, I had to move over to him in the catch and put his arm. I get under the cook of his arm and I buried my face in his chest and I sobbed. If you like a good cry and you love a meaningful show, watch After Life just to get to that final episode. And the final scene is, it makes me want to cry and thinking about it.

And it's such a funny show. To juxtapose that black humor and that heart-wrenching grief and pain is... What's the most embarrassing film you've ever cried over? Oh, you know, I cried everything, Babs. I remember watching this movie called Mac and Me? in the 90s when I was a kid and I remember crying because the alien dies at the end

I cried watching wrestling with my family he's got Dwayne the Rock Johnson and it's like a piece of a true story about families that like wrestle as an adult but I was in a plane and I think there's something about altitude like watching movies on a plane

I watched a fault in our stars on a plane yeah don't do that the flight didn't have to come over and be like are you okay do you need like are you have thought it's having a panic attack or something because I was like oh yeah

like a fool's not I'm next door just turning your headphones up as loud as they can go to drown out the weird lady. My wife Hannah said when she moved to Europe, left her family. She watched Paddington on the plane and she was a blubbering mess. It's not even a sad movie. It's not even a real beer. Clint Meg and Dan. Time to get naughty at 640.

It's a little bit naughty but also it's for charity. So it's fine, okay? There's a thing called, you've heard of Movember. Yes. Have you heard of no nut November? No one's doing that for charity. Yeah, why would you not have it, not do a, what's the charity? Well, I think you just sort of like, no, but instead of growing a moustache, you just don't partake in anything sexual.

And there what's the charity though? You abstain. Like prostate cancer or something. Yeah, well no, I think it's, yeah, like something along those lines, testicular cancer and all that. But no, who's going and getting... You can just donate, don't just not have sex. Well, that's exactly right. You can do that with anything, right? You know, World Vision, you know, the 40-hour famine, you go door-to-door knock or, you know, you'd send people, I suppose when you'd you're an adult, a link going, hey, do you want to donate to my November page?

Who's going, hey, may, I'm not getting off for 30 days. Do you want to donate? You just, I'm doing something for charity and people go, what? And you go, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter? You don't need to know? Just know, I'm doing it. Is anyone inadvertently no Novembering in this room?

Absolutely not. I'm already out. You're out. You're the same. I'm out. I think I'm still in. Okay, well, maybe you should start. I'll give you $10 now if you continue it for the rest of the month.

Okay. God, that was an easy way. You know what? She's a husband will give her 20 to throw it, probably. Whatever Dan's banging, I'll double it. Is anyone doing it? I'd love to know if you are. I went under the edge, 633-3-4-3.

Carl, you'd be out. Oh, I failed this morning. Yeah. Jesus. Was it a nut or a nut? It's like a start the day, man. You just got to get the poison out. Was it by yourself?

Oh, my God. What? Was it a solo nut? We're eating macadamias on your own? Yeah, yeah. He's having macadamia nuts on his own this morning. Good on you. I mean...

Sometimes him and Heidi will have nuts together, but that's okay. I respect that. He's got up in the morning. He bought himself some macadamia nuts. Had him on his own. Felt better. I mean, I definitely have partaken in it before. Like, not in charity sense, but I'm inadvertently done it.

And it's not hard. Although there is a doctor that's come out and said, be careful if you're a guy doing it because it can. Things can build up. Well, after a month? Yeah, apparently. Give me a break. that he's such a BS man being

but I need to. It's science. I'll get sick. No. That's the only thing. You know how there's like a lot of equality inequality in the world where it's not fair for women? Yeah. Someone's text through something. We can't read out. Nathan, you're a fiend.

I love you guys so much. The phrasing of Nathan's text is out of the game. He used the word hog. That's all I'm going to say. I think you can read. I don't think it's worse than what Ash and Carl we're talking about. Yeah, I know. I was talking about any macadamia nuts. No, but

there's a lot of inequality where you guys are obviously hard done by ash as the female species. The only way that it flips and really goes where there's inequality against us is when you're talking

about this. Women, they're going, yeah, yeah, this morning I had a bit of me time and we're like, yeah, girl, pal, you get it. And then Carl goes, yeah, I had some me time. We're like, gross, bro, no, what's to hear that? That's fine. It's so different.

I just... Didn't know you were saying it was gross. In the fact that he was doing it, it works a bit gross. Sometimes in life as a radio host, this wonderful thing happens where someone texts in and gives you the perfect outlet. The joke is so perfect that you're like, I wish I had thought of that.

And when we are talking about the fact that you can withhold for a whole month, then in order to make a donation to charity, shout-outs to you, Richard. They will be giving enough of a donation after a month themselves. That's it. That's where you're dumblip song go to the heads. Clint, Meg and Dan. Coming up 8.30 this morning. Two plus two is four minus one.

Admas. I got it wrong. I came in too early with the admas. Did you want another crack at it? No. Please. Two plus two is four minus one. That's freak.

Edmast. Thank you so much. I think we need to put our heads together today, guys, and just come up with a little bit of an easier question. Yesterday was too hard. It really wasn't supposed to be. It was supposed to be a little bit tricky. Let's see how, if you missed it yesterday,

if you can find the answer before the answer is given to you in the replay. He's had 60 billion streams across all albums. He has eight studio albums. How many streams on average does each album have? Oh, is it?

750,000? No, too. $750 million? $60 billion divided by eight is $750 million. $7.5 million. How much big? $750 million? $750 million?

$7.5. There we go. Yeah, look. It's really just 60 divided by 8. 7.5. You can use your calculator. And you just add the billion back. But the billions and millions got everyone, including myself.

It really is confusing for us. Well, that was kind of the point because you are winning a double pass to edge you. I know, it's a big deal. Yeah. I don't want to go two plus two minus one. We don't know work for Mensa, Clint. You know, we're all smart like you. Work for Mensa.

Just don't have to work. You bloody idiot I don't even know what Ments there is to be honest I know it's some maths thing It's not even a maths thing It's just if your IQ's high enough You're a genius and you get to be in there Stop making me look dumb

He didn't kick him when he's down Yeah I'm literally on the ground I'm stumbling to get up And you've just come along and kicked me Okay well I've got an easy version and then I've got like a medium version Go the easy one Okay so that's 830

may as well just be the first caller through. Would a double-fast Ed Shearron. Yeah. You can use calculator? I mean, the hard part is getting through because the phones go crazy. Everybody is wanting tickets to Ed Sharon. So you've done heavy lifting.

It's going to be doing five shows. He's got two shows in Auckland, then one in Wellington, and then he's going to finish his final two shows in Christchurch. I mean, who takes his loop tour, goodness knows where. I'm not sure where you go after New Zealand? Australia. Wouldn't you do that first?

No, they often start in New Zealand. Oh, really? He's starting his first. The first gig of the whole tour is Auckland. Yeah, they quite often start or finish in New Zealand because I think they go, you know what? That makes sense. Kick it off how I mean to end it.

And they go, you know, where would I want to spend a couple of weeks relaxing in the most beautiful country on earth? Amen. I'll tell you. I want to get a decent summer in Ed Shearing because the first gig's on the 16th. And do you remember when I spoke to him? He said he's going to be here for a couple of weeks before for a thing that he couldn't tell us what it was.

Oh, that's right. So we don't know why he's coming. Maybe we could get to do our idea, Ed Shearer and. and he's um shearing sheep. Yeah, I had that same idea. Yeah, we'd love to do that, but I think his team always turns it down. Quite hard to flip a sheep onto its back and share it as well, I think.

Yeah, but I'd watch Ed Shearron doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say, go, man, go. Do they still have the Agrodome in Rotorua? Definitely, I think Agrodome would love to have Ed Sharon there. Oh, what? They'd be using that photo for decades of Ed Shearing, sharing a sheep on the front there, the bed of the bellboard.

Clint, Meg and Dan. The Edge, 1K, E, Z, money. Practice makes people. Perfect. And now you can play anytime online. All right, let's give away some cash. If you play online, you get 10 out of 10. You've got on the drawer, $200,000. But if you get 10 correct dancers with us, you don't go on no drawer.

Cash will be in your account today. Just a quick thousand. How much taxi pain on that thousand? Nothing. Come on. Just make sure that producer Carl gets the correct bank account details because there's been known to... Accidentally send it to himself.

Yes. Yeah. All right, 10 correct answers in 30 seconds. cash is yours, he can pass, but just no repeated answers. Christian's doing it this morning, morning, Christian. You're right? I was going to give up a nickname, but... What's the vibes in to Ranga today, my love?

A bit wet, but wet. It's good for the garden. Good for the garden, that's right. Okay, Christian, your work is a chippy. You take the misses out if you win the thousand. Today, your letter is E. E for ABCD. E. Ready to go?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, beginning with E, you can have a girl's name. Emily. Something you'd have for breakfast. Yeah. An airline. Imrah. A pop song.

A skit. A Christmas word. Ignog. A cosmetics brand. Ask up. A type of oil. A gemstone Emerald

A famous Yeah Oh 3, 4, 5 and 3 passes Got you to 8 questions Estée Lauder came to mind Or Elizabeth Arden Oh, that's another one Yeah

A type of oil, extra virgin Yeah, don't worry Christian I would have passed on that as well There was a few there that I would If I didn't have the answer in front of them Tricky That's true Yeah

But good on you Christian You did say it was wet in Tootong Joe's text through saying I'm in Tootonger it's not wet so we don't have to believe. One of his ladies. It's raining on the road. Yeah.

So back off, Joe. Yeah. Todong is pretty big, Joe. Maybe she's in the mount, and you're in toadong in different weathers. Thanks, Christian. Appreciate you playing, brother. It's all thanks to Novice Glass. Proud partner of the Special Olympics.

NZ, we'll give you another crack at at 8. Clint, Megan Dan. UK comedian, John Bishop. 25 years of stand-up, and he's bringing his tour to New Zealand's. Dunedin, Christchurch, Auckland, Wellington, Palmy, he's all over the place. He's one of the biggest comedians in the world. Yeah, it's one of those people, if you

like hear his voice, see his face. Like, I love that guy. Yeah, yeah. He's kicking off his tour from next Tuesday around the country. If you get a chance to pop it and see him, and he's on the show with us this morning. Morning, John. How are you? Yeah, we're good. Ash, Ash, were you the one when you were doing the interview at Malsy? Yep, that was me, correct. You've done your research.

Yeah. Oh, goodness, may. Wow, yeah. Well, listen, my research extended for the last hour or so, because I've just been in the gym, and I thought, I'll try and work out what's going on. So I looked and I went on Spotify and I listened to an interview with Mosey, which I thought was a great interview.

But there was a bit in it where you said, what was it like when all these people when you were young telling you what to do? And then you said, didn't you feel like you're telling us to get f***? And I thought, that's the show I want to go on. John wants one of us to tell them to get f*** by the end of the chat. Oh, get f***ed, John. Absolutely.

Well, I'm an Australian and we're pretty loose, but I've moved to New Zealand where they're even looser. So now I'm really reveling in the fact that I can really just be myself on radio. Get f***. You'll be lucky if that's all you get, John, to be honest. We're very happy to have you on the show. A lot of us, we know you from your appearances on Graham Norton. I can't think of a show more fun to be.

be on. When do you find out who you're going to be on the couch with? It's varied on different ones, but you kind of know if there's a massive Hollywood one, if they move the day, you know, so they normally do them on a Thursday, but if it's a Wednesday, it's because that's the day the big guns can come in or whatever. And what happens as well, the way it all way, because you're in your dressing room, is sometimes you might be in makeup with someone, so I remember being sat in makeup next to Joanna Lumley and just chatting away. And, you know, you're walking.

And Joanna lonely goes, oh, hi, John, how are you? And you think, oh, so there's all at that level. But then, then there's other times where you just end up, for whatever reason, you don't meet anyone in the makeup room, and then you meet them on set. And the way it works, you go down the corridor, and you all sort of stand behind the curtain. Graham goes on, does his monologue at the beginning, and introduces people on. So you stood there, just you and the other guests for a couple of minutes. I remember walker up and Dame Judy Dench

we stood there with Elton John. Oh my God. And I thought, I thought, I thought, they obviously don't know who I am. So, and they're chatting away. I'm thinking they're obviously their showbiz royalty. They must know each other. They probably go to each other's house for Christmas or whatever.

So I'll allow them to have the conversation. And when it's appropriate, I'll introduce myself. So I stood there and there's a little pause in the conversation. I said, Dame Judy, hi, I'm John. And then I'd

say to Elton, Elton, John and put my hand out and he went, I know what I am. That's so good. I was like, but he was so cool.

I mean, it's funny because I've done loads of things and I've stood there. Like, I remember doing it with Mark Ruffalo once and we were stood there talking and he was brilliant

the American actor Mark Ruffalo. And then, the doors just flew open and like literally I'm not exaggerating when I'd say 25, 30 people came through the doors people getting sort of shoved out the way

and there's a bill of Ballyhoo and then at the back of them was Nicky Menard and she was deser doing this whatever you know a live streaming thing and oh my God it was

just the level of Ballyhoo around around it. John Bishop, comedian, he's going to be in the country next week. Tickets are on sale now, Ticketmaster, if you want to grab them. Next, he tells us about the one celebrity that he would love to meet again because he didn't respond in a way that he was proud of the first time. He's going to be in the country next week, 25 years of comedy.

John Bishop, Scotsman, he's going to be doing Wellington, Parmy, Hawks Bay, Hamilton, Auckland. He's doing the whole tour. Yeah, he's covering the country. He'll be near you somewhere. Good on him. Check out tickets at Ticketmaster. and because he's been on the Graham Norton couch a few times

with some of the biggest names in Hollywood and we asked him if there's anyone that he would like to be sitting next to if he ever gets invited again and it's actually a first impression do-over that he'd like. I've got to tell you this, I always wanted to meet Tom Cruise

and the reason I always wanted to meet Tom Cruise apart from being a great actor and stuff and obviously I'm not wanting to join the cult. I don't want to join anything that was, but I want to Scientology, John The Scientology stuff There's some recent stuff in there This one of the lead with

Scientologist John Bishop joins us You never know You get bold in Anyway, so I thought What happened? I thought I always like to meet him Because I did Top Gear Years ago

And I did that thing in Top Gear To start in the Ordinary Cart And I've literally got zero interesting cars. I'm just not bothered about them at all. And when I did it, you go around a trap with the Stig and the Stig sat next to you. And basically he drives you around twice

and then you get two practice goals. So I'll go into the studio and Jeremy Clarkson sits me down and Tom Cruise was the top of the leaderboard and Cameron Diaz was fourth because they'd done a film a car racing film or something

and I was told what had happened. Tom would come and he kept on going, I can go fast. so I can go faster. So they allow Tom about half a dozen goals because obviously he's Tom Cruise. And Cameron Diaz had done really well. And I had no idea if I've done well or not. And Jeremy Clark is, where do you want to be?

And I said, well, if I can be on top of Cameron Diaz, I'd be happy. That was my guy. Win and what about the race, though? He then, he then pulls out my own. And I beat Tom Cruise. I was top of the league. I made you remember this.

So I thought, yeah. So I'm thinking one day, I've got to meet some crews to tell him he's a shit driver. And then what happened, we end up that we're going to both be on the Graeme show, but it was during that COVID time. And so you have to get makeup done in your own room.

The girl who's doing my makeup, Nadia, and put hair clips in my hair to put my hair back, to put makeup. So I looked like a right, Nancy boy had all this stuff in me here and then there's a knock at the door and Tom Cruz was stood there right he came to the door and said listen I want to come and say hello but I've always admired what you do my sister goes out with a guy from South Africa who's a Liverpool supporter so that's how we got to know your comedy I'd love to see a comedy sometime

and I've stood there with all my hair like I'm at Nancy Boy Clipson yeah like I've had some girls slumber party. I've got to look cool. And the only thing I could have on him was called, thanks, Tom, thanks, by the way, I'm a better driver than you.

Come on. That's great. That's such a great story. You were so funny. All right, go fuck yourself, John. Go fuck yourself, John. See ya. Are you all?

Take care. Bye-bye. All right. Just tuned down, you're wondering why we told him to go out himself. He said that he loved that Ash swore when

talking to Mel C in an interview, Sporty Spice. Good on if you're doing his research. Yeah, and he was hoping that, you know, We would bro down with them enough that we would treat him with the same respect. Unfortunately, Clinton didn't do his research.

He said he was from Scotland when he's from Liverpool. He's from Liverpool, but Scotland. So stop paying the bagpots then. Come on. Same, same? No, they're pretty close. Not really. We just wear it on the chin. No, we absolutely don't.

Anyway, if you want to go see him, he's touring all right. I love it when big artists and comedians do big tours in New Zealand. Go to, like, Little Towns, which he's doing. Yeah. Skollung, part of the UK. Again, I think you should stop playing the bagpipe. Well, I don't have any Liverpool music. I do love a bagpipe, though.

Oh, God, so do the Scots. For Liverpool, you can play, you'll never walk alone. Yeah, true. Oh, that would have been good. Thanks, producer Neeps. Anyway. Blamey it on the little man again, eh? Yeah, that's mean, bro.

Yeah, right. It's never his fault, hey? I can't be too stink, Neeps, because he's also found. me, a lot of fake music for one of my favourite things. Oh no, we're not doing AI music, are we? Fake music or real music? Clint, Meg and Dan.

Oh, my gosh. Real music versus fake music. Who did it better? I got four tracks here. Oh. So are some of them real tracks and we have to guess, or are they all just fake? Are we really made by human beings?

Yeah, no, I'll always play the real one. So we know Lincoln Park. Hard to beat Lincoln Park. No. The pain in Chester's voice and the emotion. No one does. come from a place of reality. And he's no longer with us now, so, you know.

No, no. This is the plainest. Turn it off. I hate that. That is like bad Maroon 5 does Lincoln Park. That's doing a disservice to Maroon 5. It's a lame a maroon. It's a lame a version of early Maroon 5.

Turn it off, please. I was never worried that fake music was going to do it better. And I agree. I don't think it has. That's okay. Well, that's good that you agree because I was getting worried about you, Clint. Okay, don't you offend me by redoing one of the classics. Such better days, days when I step up.

Okay, what would there sound if we made it like a sole grass cover banjo type? Bluegrass cover. Oh, I don't mind it so far. I like the strings. If the arrangement is lovely, I'd love to any humans do it. Oh, no. Lost me now. Lost it.

I'll get it in course. Here we go. I never conquered and rarely came 16 just felt such a better day. The vocal is great, but knowing it's a computer, it just ruins it for me. I want to hear outside the world was wide too late to try. I want to hear like Chris Stapleton do it. And he would do it better because he's a human.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's nice, though. I like the arrangement. It is good. Oh, don't do the Eagles. That's offensive. That's he going to get struck down by lightning for this. I work for the edge, but the Eagles, one of my faves.

Okay, well, here's an acoustic reggae cover. Gosh. Nah. Just to hear them say. Stop bad. Welcome to the Hocet, California. Oh, I could get down to that on a Sunday session. Nah, I prefer the original.

Such a lovely place. He can't improve perfection. Such a lovely face. Okay, so it's also going to be tough, I think, for real music, versus fake music to beat creed The only thing Is there enough Can you take me higher

Oh, one of the greatest I hate the people think that they're priests The only thing I would say Is there enough soul in that song? Oh gosh No No

Is there enough soul Okay Oh I don't mind Tell me when you want me To jump to the chorus I do like this. I'll get on with it, like, come on. Very hosy eye, thank you.

Yes, I want to be hosier sing it. Yeah, we're good. Let's ask, can we say, can you take me home? Oh, I love it. I hate that I love it. It's so annoying. Imagine a live band The trumpet's an orchestra

You can't imagine it, you can't because it's not a thing Can I just have the AI version of Adam's song one more time Yeah, yeah, from I never conquer It's fake I know How many points did fake music get out of four? then?

Two out of four. Two out of four. This wasn't bad. But the thing is, we're not doing anything like the human race of favour, playing this. We're not.

And also, the first jobs AI will do with radio hosts. You know what? We'll stop when like a year or so we'll be playing like good radio breaks that are better than ours going which ones were real.

That's scary, right? People want to give me the link to the AI version of Creed? Seems like A.O. might have got the point on that one. Oh, dear. No, poor Creed. We need Creed for a throwback tomorrow. Yeah, actually, it's so good.

I did see them doing a live concert, like some footage of them the other day. Yeah, no, he had some issues, Scott Stapp. Strat, was his name? It's definitely not Scott Strap. What is it? Scott Stap, yeah. He had a rough couple years. He did, yeah, I think it was a rough 10 years.

Yeah. Arms wide open, my sacrifice. My sacrifice. And why do me and Clint know Creed songs? Because they're Crizzos. That was one of the approved bands I thought I was a teenager Lighthouse, go for it

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Clip Megan Dan with Ash London Scandal Scandal thanks to Helen Steins Helen Steins is your one-stop shop For all your summer wardrobe needs If you haven't been watching Celebrity Traders UK What are you doing with your life

Get amongst it It's impossible not to like it It's such a great show If I have not watched it but I've seen who wins on Instagram. Well, I still enjoy watching the show. I think it might be quite enjoyable because you know and you can watch that person throughout the whole series.

Oh, it's like when you watch a film with a huge twist at the end and then you watch the film again and you enjoy it more. I get so annoyed that New Zealand can't just, I mean, if we're already paying for it, why can't we have it on TV at the same time? It's weird, isn't it? Because you're right, then social media just ruins everything for you and you're trying to, like, avoid the winners of a show because it's already happened in Australia.

We did have it. we did have it exactly the same time. Each episode was released exactly the same time as the UK. Oh, great, so I'm just behind the April. You're just behind, as usual, Clint. But it has just come out, because I've always wondered how much the celebrities get paid on the traders and other celebrity versions of reality TV shows.

Turns out Joe Marla, who was on the show, he's an ex-rugby player for England, I think. He was paid 35,000 pounds to be on the show, which is good, but that's like 60 grand New Zealand. Now, it's not a, do you know who the traders are the whole time, right, as the audience? Yes, you know who the traders are. Joe was a trader, wasn't me? No.

No. Yeah. But you, you're sure? It was a flat fee. So he goes on it and they get a $35,000 fee. And no matter how long they last in the game. But here's the thing as well. You said that they shot the whole thing in a week.

Yeah, just over a week. Not a bad week. Incredible way. When you know it's going to be great for your brand. You can have fun because everyone wants to begin the show. Celebrities will be clamoring to be on this. Like things like I'm a celebrity get me out of here. Sometimes they're scraping the bottom of the barrel.

But everyone wants to go on traders. I'm a celebrity, get me out here is a little bit more roughing it, wouldn't it, when you say? So I think you've got to pay people a lot more money to put themselves through it. Or something like this, it's a bit glamorous. And traders, even like the normie versions, but they're just not famous people. It's so popular in the UK. That one of my favorite things, because I listen to a lot of podcasts, you hear so many UK celebrities frothing over traders.

So everyone loves that. So then you don't need a drop $250,000 to get a massive name because they'd probably do it if they're already loaded just for the experience. And I mean, $35,000 was a small amount to pay by the company that made it because it is the highest rating reality TV show ever in history in the UK. And it's like crazy hang busters. Haven't they just modelled it off the game mafia? It's similar to that when you're camping.

It's like a real-life game kind of of that. But yeah, do yourself a favour and watch it. It's so, so good. And it's not a big time investment either. It's like eight episodes. So you can probably knock it off in a weekend if you really wanted to. I'll watch Alancar do anything. Yeah.

Such a like. In fact, the whole cast is great. Yeah. That's what I was actually shocked by. Like, just the names that they've got on that show. I was like, oh my God, that's, you know, them from that movie and that TV show. Ted Lassau guy. It almost doesn't matter who's in it, though, because the game itself carries it.

It's so, like, you're just watching people bitch about each other. And, like, it's so good. Three now, if you do want to check it out, all eight episodes. are up that you can check out traitors UK. Can I ask one question, sorry? How do you win? You just have to be the last traitor standing at the end.

Or you find all the traitors at the end. Yeah, or the one person wins or the non-traders win? Yeah, the faithful. Would you want to be a traitor or a faithful? I'd love to be a traitor. I think I just want to be faithful. Trader's the hardest because you have to obviously mask.

I'm not good at that. Yeah. And I mean, you're killing everyone now, so you're not trying to watch your back. Right? All right, get amongst a hell of a watch. Dan was raving about and I was like, I'll give it a go. And now I'm hooked. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. When therapy's too expensive, you can call O-800 the Edge.

It's Clint Megan Dan's. Advice rule that. Dan was talking about making a house with MDF. Thank you, Josh, for clarifying saying it stands for maximum density fiber. It's the stuff kitchen cabinets are made out of. So you don't want to make it out of your house, especially if you're somewhere in the country, it rains a lot. It's good for indoor stuff, but I think it's an, underrated

type of material for outdoor cladding as well it's definitely cheaper yeah and you know it's cost effective right clip

thank you very much okay let's read out one of the questions we'll spin the wheel and see us to give the advice

okay someone's text through saying I have a hemroid and I'm not sure what to do well this better land on me

I think I'm the only that's had hemorrhoids okay going round we know what to do though because Ash told us no matter no matter who it lands

on you both know because if you remember correctly it's landed on Clint it on Clint Well, according to Ash, if you can't get to a chemist because you're interviewing Doa Leeper in the Bahamas, wherever it was. Hamilton, Ireland.

Go and get a can of Coke. Zero diet, doesn't matter, full sugar. That's bright. Get a real cold and then wedge it up in between your cheeks. For how long? I'd say like 20 minutes? Yeah, yeah, just numb it. Numb it.

Right. Okay, that's great. Alternatively, Walida, which is a nice homeopathic brand. Do a great hemorrhoic cream. Unfortunately, it didn't land on you, Ash, so you can't get it back. Let's go to Hayden Allen. Morning Hayden. Haydow. Oh, Seattle, team.

What's your question? Well, I was just after some quick, kill advice. Should I get the impact wrench with the friction ring or the pinned a tent? Okay, I'm going to spin the wheel. Oh, gosh. Who are you hoping it lands on, Haydo? I'm hoping it's landing on you, to be honest. Because I know you're quite knowledgeable with that sort of stuff.

That is true. Well, unfortunately, it's landed on Dan. It's landed on me, Hayden. and I've always said you don't want too much friction on your ring especially when it's impacting deep so what I would do Crucial

What would you do that? I would go with the what was the one you said I'd go with the other one Pended Tint. Yeah I'd go with that And if you do have too much friction on your ring I see cold can a Coke Exactly that can always out

And sometimes a candle would cause hemorrhoids So just make sure you Watch it there Hayden thank you for that I have a good day, brother. Hayden, I'm going to send you a double pass to our must-see movie, mate. Running Man, just for tolerating, I guess, Dan's... Oh, I was just offering advice. Director of Baby Driver and starring Glenn Powell,

survive 30 days while the world hunts you down. It's going to be in cinemas tomorrow. Enjoy that, bro. There's plenty coming through, so let's go, let's do another break on this. Yeah, yeah. Okay, you have plenty more advice to give. Give us your best on the text line, 33443. When therapy's too expensive, you can call

Oh, it under the edge. It's Clint Nick and Dance. Advice, Roulette. All right, three people here that can give advice that we will determine who does. What's your question? Text has come through saying, is it worth having a matcher? Yes, so good for you. I'm sorry.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. The wheel's been spun. It has landed on Ash. Thank you so much. Yeah, definitely have a matcher. Antioxidants. It's got this other thing in it. I think it's called e-oamine or something. I would just say, don't get it sweet.

and don't get it with a, like, a soy milk that's full of, like, you know, sugar and yucky stuff. If you're going to get a match, you just get it with a nice organic plant-based milk. Don't get sweetened. I had one once, and it tasted like grass had been blended up. Morning, Kristen. Morning. Morning. What's your question?

So I'm about to go off and start studying, and as a mother, I'm wanting to continue having the income. So I was wondering, what's a good way to start a business or start off? hustle. Oh, become an influencer. But you weren't on the... Oh, sorry. It hasn't gone on your scene. Sorry, I've spun the wheel.

Let's hope it lands on Clint. It's landed on me. Get a sugar daddy. That's what I'd say. I'm not that good looking, Dan. I'd probably have as much like getting a sugar daddy as you would. Wow. I love that, Kristen.

Bye. Unfortunately, for us, I'm going to be. It is a little bit harder. But you just need to find someone even less attractive. than you. Yeah, Kristen. Kristen, what are your feet like? Have you got good feet?

I mean, my toes aren't hairy, so that's a good thing. There's one thing you've got over me. Maybe feet picks might be nice little good sidehouse. Matilda, what's your question? Morning, welcome to the show. Hi. So I spilt fake tan on my carpet about a year ago. Not a euphemism?

What would that? No, no. Definitely fake tan. if it was anything else it would probably be a bit easier to get out but it took this long for the property managers now noticed it so I need to get rid of it before the next inspection if only we had someone on the show that deals with a fake tan lot

but we'll spin the wheel and see how we go spinning their children I've got an idea okay okay I'll tell you what not to do don't get scissors and try and cut it out because it'll end up creating a crater. Yeah, don't do that. Been there, done that.

Common sense, really. No, have you tried tan remover? No, I haven't. I mean, I don't know. I've never used tan remover before. Why would you want to? But yeah, you can buy tan remover. I mean, I'd give it a go on the carpet.

If I can rip it off your skin, why not? Logan's just texted through. Even though it didn't land on Logan, he still had the guts to text through on 33-4-3. He said, tan, the rest of the car. Carpet. Easier option. Tan at all.

Yes. I'd be like, no, this carpet was always orange. That'll go with the vibe. It was some creamy. That's a great option. Thanks for that, Logan. We need to put them on the wheel. Yeah, actually.

That's a good idea, actually. Yeah. Maybe, yeah, Hayden could go up on the wheel. Someone else's text through saying, I can't choose which Tesla to get, the Model S or the Model Y. Please land on me so I can have a spray. Let's have a sweat on the wheel. Please land on me.

Let it on clip again. Worst person. I wasn't a big fan of the model lines initially. They were quite bubbly, almost like a football mum's car. But the news shape is actually very sleek. And I've got cameras in the back as well as the front now, heating and cooling in the front seats and reclinable seats in the back. You get a lot of money, a lot of car for your money.

If you want to have a test drive, come to work because Klingel Heather's next week. You just go to the car park at the edge. I don't care if I was stranded and had wet my pants in public and needed to get home again. and if you pulled up in that car and said, hop in, babe, I'll drive you home, I'll say keep going. I'll walk home. Hey, hey, I don't see your name on the wheel, Dan?

No, I don't see her name on the wheel, I'm just letting you know. She just takes you weird her pants in public once and she didn't have a ride home. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. The Edge, 1K, E, Z, money. Practice makes perfect, and now you can play anytime online. Three bars, say, play online, get 10 out of 10. You go on the draw to win a thousand bucks, otherwise.

There's no draw here. You get 10 out of 10 with us. You get $1,000. 30 seconds, you can pass, but no repeated answers are the rules. Terra is playing this morning. Morning, Tara. Good morning. Good morning.

How's Nelson this morning? Very sunny. It's really good. Oh, good. It's beautiful. It's always sunny there, though, isn't it? Yes, it is. Gorgeous place.

All right. Well, Ash is going to give you a letter, and you hopefully are going to give us 10 answers starting with that letter. Good luck. Your letter today, my sweet is a... A, B, C-D-E-F. Cool. Yeah.

You've got this, babe. Can I please have an occupation? A firefighter. A movie. Fast and Furious. Something in the garden. Flowers. Something in the kitchen.

Um, fruit. A cartoon character. Finneas and Phineas from Phineas and Fid. A band. Um. A word ending in P South A city in Italy

France It was a really really good start Four in a row there Really quick succession At a couple of question marks Finneus I think is a pH And unfortunately France is not a city in Italy But still it's very close by

Yeah you know what it would have been worse If you'd got all 10 But then the Finneus dropped you That would have been worse I know It's really with a pH Yeah it is a weird way to spell Phineas.

I love you, Dahl. Great show, though. And Fred Flintstone. Thank you, guys. Yeah. Thanks, babe. What else do you have for a character? A cartoon character?

Fred Flintstone? Yeah, Fred Flindex, the cat, flounder from Little Home Aid. Oh, yeah. So cute flounder. Yeah. I love that. Oh, there we go. I love that fish.

Yep. All thanks to Novice Glass. Your chance to play again at three the Sabo, proud partners of the Special Olympics, NZ. Clint Meg and Dan. It's Clint Meggin Dan's. The people's Powerball ticket We put it together last week

We were unsuccessful obviously That's why we're still here I'll waste of 40 bucks on a lot of tickets Well that's a lot of money to spend on a lot of tickets It's because Ash and I weren't sure about the power balls So we got the same six numbers But ten times with different power balls I mean a lot of people do the thing

Where it gets to this point now And then they start buying auto tickets They're not buying them all the time Yeah So the jackpot going up Exactly Now before you join the queue because you're not someone maybe

that normally buys a lot of ticket but at 45 million you're like yeah let's get a piece of that action I'm going to read out the do you want top five or top 10 things that are more likely to happen to you Okay top five Okay let me just rattle off 10 to 6 then

Live to 110 years old Be killed by a vending machine Win an Olympic medal for New Zealand Date a supermodel And accidentally become a viral mean Like the Hock Tour girl All those things are more likely to happen to you Than you winning Powerball tonight

That's a lot. I could become a viral meme right now if I wanted to. Rate yourself? No, look, I could do something really embarrassing or say the C word on air. It would go on air and on the internet, I'd become a viral meme. Well, they say you're 150 times more likely

to become a viral internet meme, like Hock Tour Guild, than winning Lotto. That's incredible, eh? Also, Dan marrying a supermodel more likely than winning Lotto, but he's still buying a ticket. Hello, I married Hannah. He's already married a supermodel.

That's what he was about to say. That's what I was going to say. Thanks for stealing my thumb. under the area. Okay, so the top five things more likely to happen to you than winning Powerball tonight before you go and buy a ticket. You are 1,500 times more likely to die in a plane crash in your lifetime than winning Lotto.

Every time I get on a plane, I think I'm going to die. Maybe you can't be winning Lotto. You are 35 times more likely to be attacked by a shark than winning Lotto tonight. So whenever I swim in the ocean. Yeah, but when was the last time you got attacked by a shark? Never. Yes, thank you did. I always think about it.

I've seen a lot of sharks in my time. Okay, anyone listening right now who is pregnant and yet to go to their first scan? There will be a few of you with your hands up going, oh yes, you are more likely to be told, you are 400 times more likely to be told that you're having quadruplets. Lucky you than winning lotto tonight.

Imagine getting that news. Oh, God, imagine. No. I would just go to bed for 10 months. Yeah. I'm going to lie down, wake me up in 10 months. That's a litter. That can be considered a litter.

quadruplets are more likely than winning lotto that's mental number two you are more likely to become a movie star you're actually 200 times more likely to end up on the big screen on a Hollywood film than one lotto tonight and you are also more likely 30 times more likely to be struck by lightning twice than winning lotto tonight

my brother was struck by lightning in the head really and he still alive to tell the tail he got a lightning bolt tattooed on his arm first and only tattooed It must have been a really weak lightning bolt. It hit two other people first. So it hit the ground, that it hit his mate's leg, and then it hit his other mate,

and then it ricocheted into his head. Wow. So if it hadn't hit other people, he would have killed it. Did he get a lotto ticket that day? He should have. Well, I think he was just... No, he actually, Dan, if you didn't hear the stat, is more likely to be hit by lightning again.

Again. Then win Lotto. If you've done it twice, I would have been straight down to the nearest Lotto. All right, but some people will still buy a ticket. And if you are going to buy a ticket, who you've already bought yours. Jordan Vanda made the presenter of Lotto.

reads out the numbers is going to tell us next exactly what the process entails. And what's in the little back room at the lotto headquarters? Yeah. What happens in the back room? He'll tell us next. It's Clint Began Dance. $45 million tonight.

Yeah, we put together the people's lotto ticket as well. So if you're wanting, these are all lucky numbers from the listeners of this show. So if you want to use these numbers tonight, 5, 6, 9, 13, 22 and 34. We still need to decide on a powerball as well. Yeah, hopefully the man reading the lot of numbers recites those exact same numbers.

You just did Dan, Jordan Van der Maid, host of Lotto. He joins us this morning to tell us what happens if you are the person with the golden ticket. Jordan, surely 45 mil, it's got to go tonight, right? You never know. and I just want to clarify before we go any further No, I cannot call your numbers, okay? Okay, well, it's worth an ask, isn't it?

Hang up. Let's just get that one out of the way. My question for the person that does win us tonight in the big lotto draw, the big Wednesday, $45 million. What happens from there? Okay, so you get the ticket. You know that you've got all the numbers in a row.

You've got the power ball. Yeah, I think you put it in a glad bag and then you duct tape it to your body. Yeah, you take it to the lotto shop. It goes, do-da-da-da-da-da-da. You've won. What happens from there? You probably faint.

Yeah. If you are lucky enough to be able to have the winning ticket, you'll come into our head office up here in Auckland and you'll meet the amazing winners team and they sit you down in our winner's room and you're able to sit there and just sort of absorb it all and they give you any and all advice that you may need about the next steps that you can take to be able to work out

how life is going to go $45 million richer. And within that you have all the details about how it will get to you, when it will get to you. And, yeah, basically a chance for people who may not know, like, how to even handle this sort of money or where they even, you know, what they do with it, then you have a chance to be able to get advice. We can get people in here to be able to help you. So you're completely supported in terms of becoming an incredible brand new,

Powerball winner. So Jordan's going to be reading out the numbers tonight. Hopefully he reads out your numbers. George, is it true that you can either take a lump sum that's less than 45 million right now or they will give you $45 million paid out sporadically over 10 years. Is that what happens here in New Zealand? Just get the whole whack straight away. They put in your account within a week.

Whole whack straight away. You speak with this little back room. Where is it? And who do I need to drive to get in there? Yeah, I'd imagine it's very protected. Sonia Gray and myself still don't even know where the little back room is. But we can't find it either. Final question, are you allowed to buy a ticket, Jordan, as the host of Lotto?

Yes, absolutely. Sonia and I can buy tickets we can Have you in a lot during your draw because I'd imagine you'd know your numbers Yeah when he reads out a number 22 Oh my gosh, I know right So here's me I just go in and I just buy a triple-dip

Okay so it's just random So if I'm going to play I play when it gets big And I'd so I personally wouldn't know What my numbers are Sonia Gray has two sets of numbers That she's played forever And she knows them off by heart So if she was on the draw with me

And her numbers came out we are going to need a contingency plan. It might be a little bit hard to contain Ms. Sonia Gray in her emotions when she finds out that she's actually won. That'd be amazing. Sonia's like, this is my last drawer I'm ever doing because I've just won. See you later.

Yeah, one of those things. Like PR nightmare, but she wouldn't mind if she's wanted and she's out of here. Final, final question, Jordan. Pick a number between one and ten. Seven. All right. That's our Powerball, baby.

Thank you, mate. the last week. Jordan Riggins the Powerball is going to be seven, everyone. You're in here first. If it doesn't come out, he's to blame. Thanks, maybe. Oh, guys, it's so good to talk to you,

eh? Good luck tonight. All the best. Thanks, Jordan. If you want to know the lot of numbers again, 5, 6, 9, 13, 22, 34 and 7. Yeah, those are the luckiest numbers from our listeners

when we took your stories last week and compiled those numbers. $45 million tax-free. Could it be yours tonight? Do remember as well. You have more chance having quadruplets than winning, but me R-18 gave a responsibility and all that.

Yeah. I think Lotto is also a not-for-profit organisation and all the profits they do may go back into the community. The lottery commission. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool, right? Like someone's not getting rich off the back of us buying more tickets. Yeah, lots of community projects, big things that they've done.

That's cool. Clint, Megan, Dan. Your chance to get your hands on a free double pass. See you, Jeremy's here over summer. Chinese's good live. This song was playing when Adrian proposed to me. Like just by chance or he set it up? And the whole time I was like, in my mind I wasn't listening to his speech

because I was like, I love this song, but it's the wrong song for a proposal. I would have waited for a better song. Wait, but if he didn't choose it, and it was just happening in the background, where was it? It was just a normal playlist playing, and he just chose that moment. Really? But then when Buddy was born, another random playlist of playing in another Edson song, Ed Shearing song, came on as Buddy was handed to us. Wow.

Very weird. But when he got down on one knee, where were you? We're at a holiday house in like the Blue Mountains in Sydney. Oh, that sounds lovely. It's lovely. It's a shame about the playlist, but anyway. Yeah. What's in dance, Google History.

It's as sexy, is it weird. Will it solve a great big mystery? What's something you would be? Can't please him, can you, Dan? No, you can't have everything. The bloody blue mountains on one knee with a ring, you know, the wrong song came on. Oh, nightmare. What's the library at the end, it goes,

da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. I don't know. I think it's AI. Our old producer Brock made that. Is it sexy? Is it weird? Is it all a great big mystery? Or something new we fear?

Or something new we fear? Okay, here we go. Thank you so much. First of all, he's on the Nashy train. If you weren't listening to the show yesterday, Nashy is like a not rashy. It's a rashy that you're wearing the water, but it's a button up.

With a collar. With a collar. So it looks like a button up that you can wear in the water. And then when you get out of the water, it sticks to you awkwardly, but then it dries. It's just a nice dress shirt to wear to the beach and in the sea. Who cares? Like, I don't get why people

sick, it's weird. If you've ever wanted to, like, have business attire, but swim in it as well, then this is... If you ever wanted to do some business deals into ocean... And not get melanoma,

here is a good way to do it. Well, I only bring it up because... Couplings are not included. Shut up, but they're short sleeve. He's Googled chocolate brown nashy. Of all colours, chocolate brown, not your colour, babe.

Oh, I've ordered it, so that's annoying. That's... Chocolate brown! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Is it at least hashtag spawn? No. You paid for it with your real money. Yeah, they're only a hundred bucks.

A hundred dollars? It's a shirt that could be worn in the sea. He's been absolutely scammed. And we all know that it's really from T-Moo and they've just rebrand. So you could have gone to T-Mu. Wait, no. How mashy.com?

How many did you buy? Just one. In chocolate brown or a different colour? I think there was free shipping if you spent over, if you got two, but I can't afford $200 worth. The next one that is Googled, how old am I in cat years? Is that so you could just like feel closer to Kimmy, the cat?

No, I just wanted to know because I think it gets less and less the older you get. So I think I'm like 87 or something in cat years. What do you mean? So supposedly one of our years is seven dog years. Right, so what's the cat? But it's only in the first two years from, I think, the Googling I did. So then it goes after like if you turn three,

then it goes down to two years every year, if you know what I mean. Okay, yes. Oh, the formula change. Yeah, that makes sense. Next question, what to wear to the wicked premiere? Oh, yeah, we're going to the wicked premiere. You can wear your Nashy? And if you get wet, it'd be sweet.

I won't arrive in time. Oh, but it's green. They said we have to wear something pink or green, and I'm wearing a gorgeous pink dress, and because Dan and I're going together, I want him to wear green so he can be alphabet, and I'm Glinda. The funny thing was when I was ordering the Nashy, I did look for a green one, see if there was one.

They didn't have a proper green. The shirt you can wear for all occasions. Red carpet, check, beach, check, sea, check. Christmas is on the way I'm presuming that the tour connected cost of Labibu Oh yeah that's just for my niece who's like Overthought of something that she could get

But you can't buy it They're still sold out in New Zealand Lubbos apparently I've invented that is Sarik Jump on Timu How old's your niece? Oh yeah she's like three She won't know

Oh good fakey Yeah she ain't go no Honestly the fakeies You can't even tell the blade of difference They still have the Pop Mart tag on the top Clever A Big lines to get into Pop Mart every time Yeah that's ridiculous

And then finally, stocking filler for wife. What do you buy someone that's got every thing? I've got the perfect thing as a stocking filler for your wife. Yeah. But I'm not going to tell you what it is. You have to text Ash to 3343 to find out. So if you're listening and you're thinking, I would love to... And guys, this is the ultimate stocking filler.

Ash to 3343. And it will be on your phone and you go, oh, my, and it only costs $25. It will make your day. It's my mum's Christmas present this here, Ash, bought one yesterday. Thank you. the sort of thing you could buy for your mum, though? Yes, absolutely. Okay, good.

Okay, good. Look at all those texts coming through, Ash, to 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 3. I don't know what it is. I'm so happy. Have you actually set up the bounce back, though? Yeah. Oh, good. Yeah, Carl's giving me the thumbs up.

Jeez, there would have been an absolute drop-all from here. Oh, I feel bad now. Now, hundreds and hundreds of people texting Ash to 3, 3, 4. I want to know what it is. I'm going to text it. Okay. You text it now until it's kind of this. Oh dear

It's good then It's so good And like a lot of effort Was put into making this thing A reality for people It's going mental Oh God It's literally going

I've never seen it go quicker Oh guys don't Don't stop texting right now Someone just text in and said Does it come with batteries It's her book Batteries not included Or needed

Wow I mean you could have a bit of Accompaniment with the re. Yeah. Page 2 Android, if you know what I mean. It is a bit sweaty. The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. We're the best.

You're simply the best. Love this. This is all off my hero, Simon, from ATP. All the plumbing or something. Oh, is it sad? Oh, you've forgotten. Oh, what's your company? All the plumbing.

We do all of it. Except toilets. I don't want to touch them. You, ooh. It's ATP. And do you know what's really weird? I get this guy all things plumbing and gas. He was my favourite bunnings.

He went out of his way to help me and buddy make a little spy glass. Yesterday, I'm driving home. And who pulls out in front of me to make a U-turn? Simon from all the plumbing. He's stalking you now? No, he's not. He didn't even look at me. He just didn't think any kind of wave to say thanks.

And I was like, and I wanted to wave to him, but he'd already gone. Yeah, but a stalker wouldn't look at you, would they? They don't want you to know this stalking you. Don't do not say that about my man, Simon. True, Dad. But it is nice. we need to do this in the world, not just look out for people, but when people do the good thing for us,

we need to share it, to encourage other people to look out for each other. Nowadays, if you do that on social media, everyone thinks you're being paid. Everyone's like, hashtag spawn. It's like, you can't shout anyone out without people just thinking you're trying to do a nice thing. I do a hashtag, not sponsored, just good. Just really good. Okay. Yeah, but maybe there's some people listening right now that just want to shout out someone good in their lives.

A worker, company, just, you know, those people that are doing the most behind the scenes and knocking any of the praise for it. Well, maybe someone just did a random act of kindness for you that you didn't know. Paid for your coffee, helped you walk across the road. Maybe your grocery bag broke and they ran up and got all your apples. That's what I do is I was rich. Just go to supermarkets every week and just pay for people's groceries. Yeah, but not film it.

I hate when they film it. Oh, not film it. God no. And then they're like, oh, gross. Yeah, but then you hear those stories as well where someone's gone and tried to pay it. And the guy's gone, yo, I can pay for my own groceries, though. Like, what are you trying to say? That would give me so much anxiety.

You just drop the money and just run this. I wouldn't post that one on social then. Nah, don't do that. All right, who you want to shout out? Clint Megan Dan. StinkyBuh. Tomorrow on the show, we're going to be releasing our Running Man into the wild. To celebrate the release of the movie, Running Man.

How much money can you win, Clint? You can win your share of $5,000. So every show, us, Edge Days, and Air Javos are going to release men running all over the country. But if you want to win cash right now, you can just take the run to 3343. You go on the draw to win 500 and a double pass to the film. Not bad. From the director, Baby Driver, starring Glenn Powell, and it says survive 30 days while the world hunts you down.

Sounds thrilling. People love whinging about things that they don't love. But not often are we shouting out the people who are going the extra mile for no reason or no extra pay. Yeah, it's so good. And we need to do this because it is, I think, definitely true that when you start focusing on the positive and talking about the good things

that are happening to you, you attract more good things. Yeah, they say when you get good service, you tell one person. When you get bad service, you tell five. It should be the other way around. I love nothing more than if I'm in a cafe or a shop.

If someone is lovely and really makes the experience good, I'll always email the boss. Well, that's like the person that Hannah's text through. Philip at Mr. Green in Christchurch is always a pleasure to be around. I don't know why he's a pleasure to be around

but shout out to Philip. Mr Green's like, from what I understand it's kind of like Green Acres or hire a hubby They kind of do... Mowing and stuff. Yeah, they do that sort of stuff. All right, what about Danielle? Who are we shouting out this morning?

Oh, hi guys. I was crying as I was writing that text to you guys. Mine was for my 82-year-old grandfather. Sorry, I'm getting scary in the car. Now we're going to cry back. Yeah. Sorry guys. He's unreal. He's my best mate. We lost my grandmother last year, but he will do above and beyond. He drops his great-grandkids off to school. He bakes for them. He comes to every single sporting event. He helped us into our first home. If I could repay him, I would. Sorry.

What are you of your bad ass trying? I've got tears of my eyes. Can't hang. He's amazing. At 82 years old to even be functioning properly as a human being is incredible. The fact that he's doing all that, what a lovely human being he is. He is the epitome of Incredible, and he takes, you know, like everyone just calls him because we call him Gaga. He's just gaga to everyone, and he runs marathons, and he's just like, unreal, honestly. If you could meet him, I would love you guys too, because he's just, he's incredible.

He's incredible. What's his name? His name's Don. Don, shout out to Don. I love you, Don, Gaga. Yeah, he's awesome. Unreal, yeah. And he's very lucky to have,

he's very lucky to have a granddaughter like you as well, Danielle, that appreciates it. Oh, I do, be honest, like, there's just no, there's nothing that will ever be able to repay him. And the reason I get upset is, because obviously he's getting older, so it breaks my heart having to think about that. Yeah. There's two things he'll be around for a while.

He's doing marathons. You might outlive us all bad. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think that's ever a thing that I'll tick off in my life and I'm okay with that. A marathon? Yeah. Yeah.

It's not for everyone. I ran a half and it was awful. I appreciate your grandparents, say like Danielle does when they're around. Yeah. My grandma just recently passed away and you just, you don't appreciate them when they're around enough. So, yeah. My grandma pretended not to speak English. But she spoke English.

She lived in a strait for like 40 years and every now and then she'd be like, why you not to visit me? I'm like, you do speak English. Okay, so some grandparents are as good as others. Here's a listen to be heard there. All right, you want to win a double-past in Sharon? He was, she was no Dom. Yeah.

Oh, wait, under the edge, give us a call. We've got a double-pass to the Wellington show. So if you want to go, he is going to be performing Sky Stadium 21st of Jan. If you haven't got plans, and you're going to be anywhere near Wellington you want to go, all you're going to do is do a little bit of maths for us. You're the answer right. for free next 0800 The Edge. Clint, Megan Dan.

Two plus two is four, minus one, that's free. Edmats. Every single day this week, got a dull pass for you to go and see Ed Sherrin live on his loop tour next year, bringing you Edmaths. He likes a bit of maths sold, Ed Sharon. I think you named the first five albums after mathematical equations. One of he's actually good at maths, though.

It's a one thing to name albums after it. True. You know, can answer it. Yeah. Now, I was accused of making it too hard. Yeah, you were yesterday. Yesterday's question was way too hard, and no one was getting it. It wasn't really, it was 60 billion streams

across all his albums, and he had eight albums. How many streams per album? Oh, is it? 750,000? No, 20 million? 60 billion divided by eight is 750 million. 7.5 million. How much is it? 750 million?

7.5 billion? Yeah. There he goes. And there was more. That was cut down, obviously. This is a hard, listen, was it? 80 divided by, I'm sorry, 60 divided by 8. Hey, 7.5, put the billion back on. Have you made it easier?

Okay. I think I have. You better have. I think I have. Okay. Okay, so we'll go to the first quarter. You get a stab at it. We'll give you five or ten seconds.

If you can't get it, we'll chuck you back on hold and bring somebody else into the fold. Okay, Katie, you're first three. Are you ready? I want to say yes, but my mass isn't the greatest. Oh, God.

Okay, so you're like me. Okay, we'll listen along. I'm sure you're a hotty, though. We're going to focus on multiply, which was the second. studio album came out in 2014. Okay. Not important for the game. Okay. Don't confuse us

with unnecessary digits. Katie, here we go. Take the amount of letters in Ed's first name and multiply it by the amount of letters in his last name. I don't know how to spell sharing. Is it too easy

or one? Now you should have an answer. Multiply that by the amount of shows he's doing Oh, shut up. Clutch is five. Clint. That's the last there. It's too hard.

I'm just, can I give her the numbers to do quickly? It's two times seven times five. Okay, Katie. Thank you, Ash. Have you got the answer? Two times seven times five is 14, 14 times five is 17. Come on, back. Get a girl.

You got these here. Wow. I think she was doing that freehand as well. Yeah. She's a surprise as any of us. Were you carrying the one and stuff there? I don't even know what I was doing I was under pressure and somehow my brain functions

Yeah, the double E and Sharon I thought might get a few people Sharon Yeah Well done, babe You're going to be going Check out in the diary Oh, thank you so much

What an awesome start to the morning I really wanted to go So thank you Who will you take with you? Oh I think my bestie lives in Wellington So I might do a roadie down there And meet up with her And have an awesome night out

Come on a couple of wines Between the girls And let this be a lesson if you're thinking of dropping maths when you're in high school right now. Don't because it could win you ed sharing tickets like that. You know? Eric is so.

Yeah. Sky Stadium, 21st of Jan. Chuck it in the diary, Katie. Have the best time on your girls' night. Thank you so much. Awesome, guys. So cool. Proud of you, Katie.

Tell what she's really tough. I love that. Yeah, she's awesome. I love a thankful winner. All right, we'll play again tomorrow. Just listen out for your cuticle to get your hands on, Ed Shearing tickets. Dan, Mike,

Maybe you could do the equation Friday. God help us. It'll be one plus one. Holy shit. You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast. See you tomorrow. And then if that's not enough, check out our only fans, podcast that is.

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