The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I don't hate Meg coming in with her mouth
Episode Date: May 14, 2025This podcast was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, Clint, Meghan, and Dan dive into a variety of exciting topics! The hosts discuss their band practice ahead of their big gig and whether ...Yas should join the band as a scratching artist. They also explore some wild coincidences listeners have experienced. Plus, there's all the latest scandal news including upcoming releases in the entertainment industry. Tune in for fun, laughter, and plenty of drama! 00:00 Introduction and Opening Banter06:59 Shared Calendars Debate15:09 Band Practice and Yas' Audition20:54 Scandal24:22 Hangover Cure Discussion29:03 Band Riser Music34:25 Relationship Breakup Stories47:42 Coincidence Stories59:49 Uncle Will's Will to Win01:04:04 Mama's Boy Confessions01:08:15 Triple Scandal: Wicked, Bridgerton, and Rihanna01:12:13 Band Auditions: Yas Wants In
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And here we see her in her natural habitat.
A real life Meg rolling around in mud.
Look at her. Oh, she's about to do her mating call.
Settle down, Meg.
It's time for the show, Kinky.
This is Clint, Meg, and Dan.
Kia ora, good morning.
It is one to six on your Thursday.
Good to see ya.
Good morning.
Good to see ya.
Welcome, welcome.
Yeah.
Did you just say this week is flying by? You reckon? Oh my goodness, welcome. Did you just say this week is flying by? Oh my goodness, yes.
It feels like it was just the weekend.
You guys don't feel the same?
No.
Oh wow.
Well, I don't know actually.
Maybe once I get through today and suddenly it's Friday.
You know what, I think you know the reasoning.
It's because we're doing this band thing.
And so we're all constantly practicing for the band.
Every day just bleeds into the same one because we're just constantly practicing.
Oh and not getting any better. We need to reach out to Olivia at some point it's
her 40th next weekend she's got 80 people that are gonna be there she's in
the Navy so a lot of Navy friends. She's in Romania or something at the moment I
think with work and I'd love to find out if she's having any regret
and asking us to perform after hearing our performance
yesterday.
I don't know, I've actually, I've seen as a little teaser
for you guys, I've seen her comment on the video
that we uploaded yesterday onto our Instagram,
if you haven't seen it, of a short clip of us
practicing together and she was very happy.
Was she?
When we spoke to her, I originally,
before she had heard us really Clint,
she was very supportive.
She trusts us. You get what you pay for I guess. And she's not she was very supportive. She trusts us.
You get what you pay for I guess.
And she's not paying anything.
There are dollars.
Dan have a question for you though Dan. She did say that there's somebody that's not going to be there.
Did you ask for somebody to, or something to be there?
Oh no, she said that there's not going to be any horns tooted from the ships.
What does that mean?
Because I asked her if one of the navy frigates could toot their horn.
Because it's right next to where they keep the ships in Devonport or Clare.
She's actually gone and tried and asked them, Dan, fire!
I think she genuinely asked one of the captains, can you just toot the horn?
And I'm like, no.
Maybe you could get some sort of horn that is similar to the Navy, like, brrrr, and at
the end of the gig you can play it.
I'd love that.
Look, Clare, it's not high on my priority list.
I'm learning how to play guitar.
So it's either that or the horn. What do you high on my priority list, I'm learning how to play guitar.
So it's either that or the horn, what do you want?
Play both two instruments buddy, you tell us it.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh my gosh.
Now I did mention yesterday,
and I know I bring her up every day, Britney Spears.
And her song that she did with Will I Am,
you know it goes, bring the action.
I've been trying to get it on for a long time and yesterday there was a perfect time because Britney Spears...
I take that Dan and I rise you. Yet again. She always does.
That's why we've never played Britney.
And I at the poker table would say, what do you mean you rise him?
I rise you this.
You mean you raise him?
I raise you. I raise you this.
Rihanna is releasing a new song tomorrow.
No, she's not.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Nah.
Yes, she is.
Whatever.
It is out tomorrow.
I've put it in my scandal.
When it actually is out, we should let Meg have her throwback then.
Yes.
Yeah, because I don't think it is...
She's said many, many a time over the last 10 years that she's got a new song coming
out or she's working a new song coming out
or she's working on new music, and it never happens.
This song is coming out tomorrow.
Okay, my option would be,
at seven o'clock we're talking about Dan and I
have a hundred scenes of me just being saying,
I feel like we need some sort of epic,
what they call like rising music,
before a band or an artist takes to the stage.
It gets everyone all excited and say,
oh my God, oh my God, before the song hits. And one of the people who's the best at it is Pippo.
Oh I've never seen I don't know what this kind of music is so is it like the
songs that they play like say when we went to Taylor Swift and yeah the music
that she played beforehand or is it specific? No it's when like so for
instance when the when the lights go down you know like all the concerts
starting and it goes like
And then it's like and then you hear a voice like go I've been there all the night and you're like
Like it could be you going
Stuff from our show
And then epic music and then we come on and play our first note. Oh I love that idea Dan. I love that you can get quotes for us being like let's be in a band.
Yeah and someone who does it great actually we'll probably try to find someone here we chat about
this a little later on this morning of Pitbull and his sort of rising music.
Brittany did some great ones.
Yeah I would say Rhianna probably will show his.
Well um yeah he does um he does it quite well.
Well, um, yeah, he does, um, he does it quite well.
What a little fireball. Fireball to get Thursday going.
It's tempting.
It is tempting.
It is a catchy tune.
And I have said we should do cinnamon shots.
Oh, you want to do cinnamon shots?
Weirdly, she says that every morning about 5.30am when she gets to work.
Nobody's even taken me you're pregnant.
Nobody's even taken me up on it.
So, that's it.
Here we go.
Oh my god, we've been talking behind the scenes here.
Dan is living life like a crazy man.
No I'm not.
Yes you are.
This is outrageous.
My wife's just decided to speak up and...
Oh, first time in years.
Yeah, Clint's little woman speak for others. Oh, first time in years.
Clint's let a woman speak for him.
She's finally got in the courage. Wow.
Wow, Jamie.
It's a big step.
She's voiced her opinion against something that's been...
Good on you.
Wow.
Living with a chauvinist must be hard.
It will be really hard. And the courage to build a family.
Something has been in the calendar, Meg, for a month.
And now it's two days out, and she's like, oh, does that have to happen?
And like, oh, what's going on there?
I was like, what do you mean?
I got the football boys coming around after a game on Saturday.
And maybe there's like 30 of them or something.
Bloody hell.
And 30 boys!
There's 30 men in your house?
Nine men!
They wanted to do like a football lads like hang and catch up with all the boys outside of the pitch, right?
Yeah, inside your house. Why?
But the best thing is because the boys want to come out at 5, so it's an early start because the Warriors will be on.
And then we've got a table booked to go and watch the football because AFC is in the semi-final.
And that game starts at like 9.30. So we'll be out of the house by 9.
It's not like, oh, who knows, 2 o'clock.
We're never going to go home.
Yeah, but Meg, do you think they will be out of the house by 9?
Well, if we've got a table and a game starts at 9.30
that the boys want to watch,
we need to start doing the old walking school bus
down to the bar down the road at 9.
What about kick-ons after the game?
And also what's so great about this whole situation, is that you leave at 9. And then Jamie gets to clean the whole
house after five hours of me. Like she does every week. With the bathroom and the toilet
and the food and the drinks. My thing is it's been in the calendar for a month and now two
days out you're gonna try and like challenge it. And Tango's we don't have a shared calendar
in our house. I just blown our minds because I couldn't live without my shared calendar. I'm sorry
There'll be people listening right now and back me up, please
I'd say most couples don't have a shared calendar
I don't know what you guys are doing. I couldn't get least what Hannah
I don't want all her crap in my calendar and she doesn't probably want all my
Weekends when you're when you're like, hey I'm hanging out with some friends,
she's like you can't do that because we've got a baby shower.
It's sort of like, have you ever seen a movie where there's a president and he goes to his PA and goes
what am I doing, what are my plans for today? He doesn't stutter.
Dan's getting nervous, he's like please I'm on my phone listening.
And the PA goes well at 10am you've got this, at 11am you've got this.
So you're saying that Hannah's the PA, but really you're saying that Hannah just literally is the overseer of the calendar and she tells you what to do.
She's the boss, yeah. So I'll go on Friday, I'll go, what's this weekend? She'll go, well tomorrow you've got taking George to swimming.
Incredible.
At 12pm we've got a lunch with Yardie.
Oh, I'd hate that.
And so yeah, no shared calendar.
So you just do whatever you're told every weekend.
But what about if you had plans?
During the week, Clint, I do whatever I want.
And what is that?
Until two?
Mainly just cooking.
And work.
And then I go home and vacuum the house.
Hannah knows until about 2pm in the afternoon, that's my time.
Now it's work time.
Yep, and then I'm hers.
From 2pm I...
So when you're not working, you're doing what she wants.
From 2 o'clock every weekday and all weekends, always.
Yeah, and until then, our media works as property.
And after that, and after that I'm hers.
I'm all hers and she does whatever she wants.
Sounds like you need a shared calendar.
No!
You start putting some time in the weekends.
Yeah.
Yeah, anyway.
Yeah, Meg and I are the minority.
Surely everyone's rocking a shared calendar
if you're in a relationship.
I think this little thing,
I think as well with like my daughter now
and kids and appointments with midwives,
I put it in because I'll organise it by myself.
But obviously I want Guy to come
if there's a midwife appointment
that support, a midwife appointment that supports...
midwifery appointment and he just pops up on his calendar.
Definitely no shared calendar here. Married 22 years.
We have no idea what each other's up to.
What do you mean?
It's good to have an every relationship.
I've always said this, a little bit of mystery.
10 years with the Mrs. No shared calendar, no calendar, no woes.
Does that mean to be no woes?
I don't know anything about what Hannah's doing today.
She could be literally cheating on me right now and I'd never know.
And I tell you what, ignorance is bliss.
No one's putting cheating in the shared calendar.
That's such a damage.
Dan would do that.
First thing.
All right, well I'm cheating with Sierra.
Oh Jesus.
Seeing Mistress, 1080.
These are all the little colours of mine.
Those are like summer guys, summer mine, summer shared.
Mine are purple, my wife's are red, and then the family shared things are yellow.
Honestly, that gives me anxiety looking at that.
Well, it's because Hannah has it and you're just ignorant.
Sanjay, shared calendar all the way.
Okay, so now I'm unsure. It feels real 50-50.
I'll be honest, I don't even think I have a calendar app.
I've deleted it off my phone because I just don't like to have that stuff.
You're a madman. You're so lucky off my phone because I just don't like to have that stuff. Are a madman.
You're nothing but so lucky to have her. She just does it all.
Shed calendar in relationships?
Yeah or nay.
It wasn't something we discussed doing on the show this morning,
but Meg and I baffled by the fact that Dan, and it sounds like a lot of people who are listening this morning,
don't rock Shed calendars in relationships.
Willy nilly in life.
But isn't that nice that you don't, you haven't got this plan, this
roadmap. I like to know that next week it's a clean slate. No, but it's not. It's not. There's a schedule.
There's a schedule. You're just not aware of it, which surely causes conflict. I don't run to a schedule.
I really don't. I don't, like, if someone begs I'll come into work and the producers tell me what to do,
they'll go you've got this interview, then I'll go fine. I didn't know that until now. Yeah, but then I'll get home and Hannah will go you're going out for coffee with
Linda yeah, but then you go
I've already just said that I have to do an interview with so-and-so I can't do coffee with Linda and then like when I asked
You the other day like could you come around and help me with the house?
You said I have to check with Hannah when you could just look at the calendar and see if you've got anything on
Hannah's like a calendar so really you're just look at the calendar and see if you've got anything on. Hannah's like a calendar.
So really you're just giving her all the work.
It's more mental load for her.
It's more mental load for her to organise it and you're like, I don't like it, I'm at bliss.
Well, Courtney's the same as Dan, not like in a calendar.
No.
Morning, Court.
Morning.
And so you're just free-balling it as well?
Yeah, definitely with you, Dan.
Like we have been together, me and Hubby,
for 10 plus years and no shared calendar here at all.
It sounds like a prison.
I mean, no.
A calendar sounds like a prison.
I love the idea of just kind of shooting from the herp.
Oh, I don't.
Like, no calendar.
But I just don't logistically know how it would work
without just always going,
well, you should have told me you're doing that.
I think, like, for us, I'm the one like with Hannah. I just tell
Oh no, so you know, honestly, what I've noticed though is that you the women have a calendar and the men just go
Oh, well, you'll just do what you're told. So somebody is running a calendar
This isn't like nobody's running a calendar somebody's running it and you just tell them what to do
Is that right? Because that's kind of like a shit calendar. Yeah, pretty much
And you just tell them what to do. Is that right? Because that's kind of like a short calendar. Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
Oh no, I'm not like... Yeah, Dan's like one of those dogs on those retractable leashes.
I'm more like a run around the yard type dog.
Yeah, but you're one of those little yappy ones that's always whinging. It's a nightmare.
I'm always finding ways to get out of the yard. And my owner's going, my wife's like, how the hell did he get out?
Yep, yep, yep. Somebody said, a calendar wouldn't work with someone with ADHD.
Wouldn't a calendar work so much better
because it's written in?
And like, I know many-
No, written in is what they're into.
I think it would help with ADHD
because then you can follow your focus.
I know people with ADHD.
Thanks for being supportive, Erin.
And it'd be nice if my two friends in this room
would support me.
Well, I think Kate's on Team Clinton, Meg.
I'm sorry, support you, Dan.
You've just been saying me and Clinton are in a prison.
This is not you.
Yeah and I think here's the thing about a calendar as well, the trick with a calendar
is you have to look at it.
I'll forget to look at it.
And so it's a moot point.
Kay, calendar yes or no shared?
No calendar.
But I think that kids amplify the need for a calendar.
Because for us
it's not a big deal if one of us doesn't go to the other person's thing but I can
imagine if my partner left me to go to a toddler's birthday alone so that he could go to the pub I'd be pretty sure.
The thing is Dan doesn't have a child so that makes...
No here's the thing, I do have a child and Hannah will call me if there's something I need to go to.
She'll go Dan in an hour you need to be at the doctor. And I'll be like, yes.
But what if you're out with friends?
I'll go, friends, I'm needed.
I love that though, Kate, where you say,
if one of you doesn't go to the other person's thing,
it's not a big deal.
Because the amount of things my wife goes to
that I get dragged along,
I'd love to just be given a free pass.
And by the way.
You missed that, Dan didn't know how to interact
with friends that he was, that he was drowning there.
Friends?
I tried to think of a name,
and all I had was Megan Clint.
And so I just went friends.
Friends, I'm needed.
Yeah.
It's my friends, it's my friends.
That is what we do, yeah.
Maybe that's why, because Dan's only friends,
me and you, when we leave work,
he has nothing else to do.
Oh no, I have my friend Michael, Betty. Which I am catching up with this weekend.
Yes, mountain biking for three hours now.
Does your wife know?
Yes, I've told her verbally!
Well, let's hope she remembers.
Because if she goes,
damn, we've got that baby shower,
and you go, no, I'm going mountain biking,
she's like, oh, I forgot about that,
you're coming to the baby shower.
You clearly don't know me, I do not do baby showers.
People have babies willy-nilly,
and it does not deserve a present.
Not from me anyway.
Bye friends.
I did get, I got dad a baby shower gift for his baby.
And we were very thankful.
Don't expect one back.
The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.
We were just told by producers, just to mention,
if you're in Timaru, sorry, we're off air at the moment.
And then I said to them,
I don't know if you've thought that all the way through.
Yeah, but maybe somebody who hears this
can text somebody they know in Timaru.
And go, that's why you can't hear the edge,
because they're off there.
Yes, yes.
So unfortunately, yes, we're off air.
Timaru, don't worry, we're working on it.
Not that you would know that. Just hang tight, Tim, yes, we're off there. Timaru, don't worry. We're working on it.
Not that you would know that.
Just hang tight, Timaru.
And if you know somebody in Timaru, text them.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Please do.
Ruin their morning.
Clint, Meg, and Dan are on a mission
to see if they can start a band with zero prior musical
experience.
And after being turned down to open for Mitch James.
That was so shit.
I love you all individually as people, but as a band, one of the worst.
We started hunting for a new event to play at.
My 40th. It's at the Devonport RSA.
An RSA?
Ooh, I've always wanted to play an RSA.
And I've got Kegs of Espresso Martini.
Kegs of Espresso! You should have lived with that!
So it's official. The gig's locked in and the date is set.
And now practices are rolling smoothly too.
Until Yaz decided she wanted to join the band as well.
This bit here.
Before Dan starts.
The thing is it's quite a subtle part of the song and I don't know if Yaz does subtle well.
We're about to find out 8.30 this morning, we told her to go away, you've got 24 hours to find something that will replicate that sound.
If it's good enough you're in, if it's not, you are not.
And I think we need to be, because we're all really leaning into this and taking it very, very seriously.
If Yaz turns up and she's doing something a bit half-hearted and a bit lacklustre, I'm going to say no.
I must say, I must say, it feels a little bit like when you did a joint essay or collaboration at school
and then one person did all the work and
then the other one I was hardly there then you end up getting a Shared A and
because I've for a month I've been behind the scenes at home in my own time
learning drums off TikTok videos, low listens trying to do this and she can
come in in the last week and wave some paper. Yep you can meet PTSD from uni
and I built like a whole website for some assignment
and I was just with this hot girl and she did nothing
except just be hot the whole time.
Yeah, I couldn't have loved it though still.
Yeah, it was alright.
Anyway.
Hopefully she impresses us.
I have faith that she's gonna come in
and be really, really good.
So let's just see.
Okay, well, do you wanna hear some of the band practice
from yesterday?
Full band, producer Neeps on bass on bass, Web Guild Bella on keys,
Meg on drums and Dan and I on guitars.
I, yes, and I want to produce an EP, one thing I can ask from you my darling,
because he is the sweetest man, can you please find our worst bit,
because we need to hear it.
Okay.
Yeah, I've got it, don't worry.
Okay, don't worry.
Okay, no, that's fine.
You're gonna hear the chorus and then I think he drops into the ending,
where we rarely lose our way because we get a little too excited about our progress.
Someone's texted us from Timaru as well saying they can't hear us, so thanks for that.
Oh great, we're back! Teenage turn back baby, yeah I'm just a teenage turn back baby
Listen to all your baby love baby rippin' beat
No she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh, now that's where we lose it
Good to know Meg will save us with her mouth just going
If we get in trouble, look, if I'm honest, I don't hate it
I don't hate Meg coming in with her mouth
But do you know what I was like oh we've absolutely dropped the ball there
Smoke screen that
Thank you
Producer Neeps though
Just bringing the most hype and making us feel like we're a real band
Oh that's so f***ing close
Holy s**t!
We played that whole song there.
That's the last ten seconds.
Yeah, the last ten seconds.
There's a bit of a shaky bit all the way through.
Yeah.
The transitions.
Yeah, the transitions.
And my voice is f**ked up after like singing that second time.
Yeah, there was...
I did a lot to work on, but I also love the G up from producer Nix.
I think we've got to be proud of ourselves. We're still a week and a bit out and that
was our first ever proper rehearsal. Think of where we're gonna be next week.
I reckon Wheatus is shaking in their little boots.
It's not a competition.
When you also think about it, if you break the song down into percentages, we probably
missed the last 10-15 seconds of that song. That's about 1% of it.
So we're 99% there.
We did not hit the bridge well.
I know.
Yeah, maybe that needs a bit of work too.
The rest of the song we're definitely not playing
perfectly by any stretch.
So I am.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, well the great news is
we actually played it from start to finish.
The transitions, yes, need a lot of work, but we can play it which means it's almost like before
I was saying say we're going to war but we know we're gonna die instantly now
At least we know how to swing our weapons like we know how to use a sword and a bow and arrow
Doesn't mean we're gonna win but we know how to use them. Mm-hmm
There's nothing better than a swinging of an instrument, you know or a sword
So hopefully we can do that on the night and we impress everybody that's there.
I think we can do it.
Meg still looks unsure.
We'll practice every day.
Okay.
So at least we know if next weekend we are shit.
That was as good as we were ever going to be.
Problem is I need, I'mising what I don't know.
Does that make sense?
Not really.
No, I don't know what I'm doing.
So every time I practise, I'm just practising being bad.
Oh no.
True.
No, no, no.
They say practise makes perfect,
but I think perfect practise makes perfect.
Yes, yes.
And you're not doing perfect practise.
I'm not, I don't know what I'm doing.
You need to message the guys at MusicWorks.
Yeah, I do, I do.
I'm gonna go and try and hang out with Sam
from MusicWorks and see if he can teach me.
Yeah, if he's not too busy playing Danny Durland's.
Isn't that where he's normally hanging out, Blaine?
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Let's go!
Can't deal with Meg.
Yeah, it's not a nice story.
I don't wanna cover it, but it is my job.
Not something that's nice at the moment.
You would have heard it in the actual news as well,
because it is such a big story.
The P-Diddy, Sean Combs case and Cassie, the singer, she is a singer. She hasn't released music for a wee while.
I was about to say Ventura.
Ventura, heavily pregnant and was on the stand yesterday talking about the freak-offs that Sean used to make her be involved with.
Which is, he called them freak-offs.
Basically, they were like days-long sex parties
that he would get his girlfriend to cooperate in
after she would take drugs, lots of different types of drugs.
She said she would use them to disassociate, which to me makes sense, you know, like if you're going to be doing
something you don't really want to do. And then he had hired sex workers, male and female
sex workers, for thousands of dollars to have sex with his girlfriend when she was on drugs
and then he'd film them.
She was 22 at the time as well.
That's insane.
For how long?
Years, I think.
Wow. And these parties as well, which make- Isn't that insane? And then- For how long?
Years I think.
Wow.
And these parties as well, which makes me think
that there's more people that are gonna be,
you know, tied up with this.
There would be like at least 50 people
at each of these parties, sometimes more,
sometimes a little bit less as well.
So you'd imagine that P Diddy's got a few friends
that have got high, you know, they were were around in Hollywood some famous names would have been there
witness to this you'd imagine. And you know what would be really stink if you're
one of the celebrity friends who legitimately was like hanging around but
then they're like 9.30 10 you're like hey we got to go whatever and so you you
genuinely genuinely we're at these parties but weren't
aware because I imagine there's a certain type of friend that you trust
with your secrets right and then there are other types of friends that are
kind of there but they don't really know although maybe P Daddy just thought he
could get away with whatever he didn't give a... like people like... they didn't care who saw and who knew
I think of people like Justin Bieber who was actually quite close to P Daddy
years ago they're not anymore but a lot of people saying that his current breakdown that he's had at the moment is to do with the
Allegations that are coming out about P Diddy and maybe Justin was privy to some of these parties and be like oh my god
I don't want to be associated. It's like guilty by association where genuinely you were actually just
There and unaware of what was happening until it was happening and then you left. I mean, you think about like, it's just shocking, the fact that she was 22 when it was happening.
You know, we know 22 year olds. I mean, how old, yes. Is she around that age?
It's just wild to think that, to think of somebody that was put in that position
and had to take drugs to please their boyfriend's sexual fantasies.
It's just so disgusting and gross.
And there are much more explicit sort of details, which I don't want to talk about,
of what she's put through and allegations.
And I think as well, this is just the start of the case.
And I think she's one of the only people that have testified so far.
So there's going to be a river more of stuff coming out about him over the next couple of weeks.
Isn't it great though that now he's being made accountable in court and it's actually something's happening
because I guess at the time you just think somebody who have too much money and are too famous
that they're untouchable in that kind of space but nope.
Yeah.
We all are, no one's exempt or immune from the law.
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I want you, want you, want you hard!
Alright, would you love to be able to go out
on a Friday, Saturday night, get on it,
and then wake up without a hangover every single time?
Ooh, yes please.
That sounds, one of those things that's almost dangerous
because it's too good to be true,
like does it actually work?
Tell me what you got.
No, because you're always like,
oh you gotta eat this before or you do this after,
and it's like a hangover,
no, the Blue Powerade and the pie. Doesn't work. Yeah, it makes you feel a little before, or you do this after, and it's like hangover, and you're like, no.
The Blue Powerade and the pie.
Doesn't work.
Yeah, it makes you feel a little better,
but I don't think it's for the hangover.
Safety Shot, which is now rebranded to Sure Shot,
is a beverage developed by scientists,
and it claims to rapidly reduce blood alcohol content
and alleviates hangover symptoms.
According to the company,
the drink works by accelerating alcohol metabolism through a blend of vitamins
and minerals and things. And you drink the drink and then it will cut your
blood alcohol levels in half within 30 minutes. So if you know you're gonna wake
up going oh I'm dusty I've had like 10 rosés, you down this drink and your body
actually only feels like it has to process five rosés because this drink has rapidly
Reduced your blood alcohol. I just see how people people are gonna use it for bad clean
It's nice that you would take it like you've been beard you're safe
You're you taking a shot of this and you're gonna wake up and feeling good and hang with your family
I see this people taking a shot of this before getting into a car. Yes, and that's
Dangerous thing. Yeah, well, they're oh I'll just take one of these that means
I'll be sober, I'll be all good to drive, I've taken a short shot. That's all I think about.
Because you're smart and you're doing it, look at you, people are ruining it for me.
Don't use the powers for evil, use science for good. Also as well I think it can't be good for you
speeding up your metabolism and like unnaturally doing that as well. I can't imagine it's great if you're doing this every weekend
Yeah, cuz I'm I asked chat GPT because now I ask it like everything
About whether it's actually as groundbreaking as it says
Chat GPT says it presents itself as a groundbreaking solution the current evidence supporting its
Efficiency is limited and primarily provided by the company itself.
Oh right, yes of course.
And I love how it says it's just vitamins and minerals. No, if it actually works it can't be.
And what's milk thistle?
Oh milk thistle, you can take that as a supplement. You can just go to the chemist.
Surely though, if you're a company that states that your product does something, scientifically,
you have to be able to show those statistics or those stats to the consumer so that you
can prove it.
You can't just make outrageous claims.
But then if you think about the beauty industry and you think about the adverts and stuff
and go, you will use this cream and 90% say they get rid of wrinkles.
Think about how many lies that is.
Otherwise it would all just be all weight loss journeys
or anything, you know, like weight loss supplements
and teas and stuff.
If they had to have really legitimate scientific fats,
then they wouldn't be advertised.
And milk thistle, the reason it's in there
is because it protects the liver from toxins.
So I'd imagine that's one of the things
that's flushing the liver from the algal.
Because if it's speeding it up, liver's going whoa what's going on?
Don't worry here's a little milk for some. Also great for your skin apparently.
So you feel like what is it called? Safety shot? Rebranded as Sure Shot.
I don't know I mean like give it a go once see how it goes if you can
I get it here maybe I'll be the control like I'll be the test this weekend.
I'd love to see I'd actually like to see you do an experiment on it because I'm interested to know if it actually works.
But just Kyle, can you get the boss's credit card please because it feels like this is now a work expense.
How did you manage that?
I'll get a 12-pack of Heineken's for Monday, could you drink them during the show?
Sure, actually I will need the beer as well.
12 Heineken's will barely touch the sides on Clint. We're gonna need a few more than that.
24 pack-bears.
And was it a company car for the test as well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Stinky Boop.
The three of us, if you haven't heard,
putting together a band.
Clint, Meg and Dan are on a mission
to see if they can start a band
with zero prior musical experience.
And after being turned down to open for Mitch James
That was so shit
I love you all individually as people but as a band, one of the worst
We started hunting for a new event to play at
My 40th, it's at the Devonport RSA
An RSA?
I've always wanted to play an RSA
And I've got kegs of espresso martini
Kegs of espresso? You should have led with that!
So it's official, the gig's locked in and the date is set
and now practices are rolling smoothly too.
Until Yaz decided she wanted to join the band as well.
This bit here. Before Dan starts.
The thing is it's quite a subtle part of the song
and I don't know if Yaz does subtle well.
Yeah we'll find out how she goes just after 8.30 this morning, but we realised there's
something we've completely overlooked.
It was actually something Dan reminded us of.
Well, I think every band and every artist, I think a live performance has a big kind
of hype and they call it a riser at the start of the concert.
So when the lights go down and everybody starts, you know, go, oh, and then there's this big epic intro,
like this.
And you're like, oh my God, it's about to start.
This isn't one of their songs, what is this?
But it's just getting you excited for what's to come.
Edging them.
Oh, well this is seven.
That's seven.
That was me, that was me having to do that.
That was exciting, I loved that. I felt it.
And then you see the band, like there's dry ice everywhere.
You see the band come out on stage, the lighting's going crazy.
It's kind of like walkout music for like a boxer in a fight.
And then there's this one as well, Pitbull.
This is very visual. I think it's great to hear, but it's, man,
when you see the visuals of him actually like dancing on the beat.
It's the bit of the concert I always love the best because it kind of gives you the chills because you're like oh my god they've covered up the stage here it's happening I want that for us.
Now producer Neeps we've tasked you with trying to find some rise of music that you think would work for us.
Yeah, absolutely. So I've taken inspiration from a few different places.
Sports stars, they often have fighters, especially, they have something that they walk out to.
Different sports teams have themes that have set the tone for NBA playoffs forever for example so
on your button bar Clint I've got three little stings of music that I think we
could use as part of our riser. So you imagine there's this dry ice we're on
stage here. There's smoke in the air. The crowd's going yeah bring them on. There might be a single
colored light in the middle of the stage. One second one second boys. Producer Carl? Can we get a smoke machine? Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Neeps, he vapes.
Can't we just use that?
Yeah, I can stand down the bottom of the stage.
He just can just excessively vape.
Right in the front of the mic.
Okay, let's take a listen.
So this here, shape-shifter.
This is what the All Blacks walk out to every single time they take the field in New Zealand.
I get worried that when we come on...
And then it's like, I'm just a teenage dude.
Okay, fair enough.
It might be too epic.
The problem is we wanted you to make something.
You were just using Shape-Shifter getting them to do your dirty work.
Yeah, well they do it better than me to be fair.
Okay, what about this?
Now this is... is this Beethoven?
Yeah.
We've gone very... opposite direction here.
And again, the Shapeshifter to Beethoven.
And the problem is, Beethoven, one of the greatest musicians of all time,
then going into one of the crappiest bands of all time.
Well, like, so Green Day usually walk out to classical music,
and that's how they kind of set the tone for everything.
I think they did it at Coachella this year.
When they walk out on stage, they just play classical music,
completely change the feel of the gig and then blow the roof off.
I want to, I think when I hear the rising music, I'll go,
that's it. That's the one.
That's the one. Like, I don't know what I want, but I think when I hear the rising music I'll go, that's it. That's the one. That's the one. I don't know what I want but I think when we hear it we'll know. Okay,
I want our voices in there going like, it's a band. We're in a band. It's a band. I don't
know if I want to... It's a band. What? I don't want to say it's a good band because
we don't know yet. It's a good band. It's a band. Okay, another last option here.
Okay, this is better. This is better. I'm into it already.
Then you can have voices.
It's a band.
Intrinsic.
Oh, we're doing like this.
Clinch on the guitar.
Damn, we're being...
Damn.
Meg Man's little drums.
And these stuff little play.
And so we're still in the dark,
so we can do do do do do do do do.
Yeah, exactly.
And then they get clipped on guitar,
just break us, pow!
Oh, their name, MCDC.
Do do do do do do do do.
We added in the safety nets.
Yeah.
We should figure that out, why not?
The safety nets.
Yeah, the safety nets are actually the musicians in the band who are a neat self-producer and
web girl Bella who can actually play.
We may be relying on them heavily.
I think this might be it.
This is it.
It's not bad, eh.
Is there a big build about to happen yet?
Yeah, it builds all the way up.
So this is Sirius by the Ellen Parsons project and this is the song that the Chicago Bulls walked out to
when they won their first ever NBA final
with Michael Jordan.
The Chicago who?
Never heard of her.
I do need a big build.
I feel like I'm still kind of slowly looking in stage,
and I know I'm a slow waddler at the moment, but like...
Meg's still getting up there.
She's holding a bit like she's hobbling in.
I imagine we're already there in the dark.
We're pretending to play and they're like, God, they're good.
We're like frozen like this, pretending to be castles.
It's like smoke, silhouettes, we're sitting behind the instruments,
and they're like, oh my God, when's it going to start?
Could be any time, really.
I feel like this needs to be shorter than our actual...
Maybe tighten it up a way better thing.
We'll work on it. Yeah, but I think that's a a wee bit I think. Yeah, we'll work on it. We'll work on it.
Yeah, but I think that's a nice starting point.
That's the one.
Yeah, we'll build from there.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
I'd love to know, I went under the age of six through 3, 3, 4, 3.
The amount of times that you've broken up, got back together, broken up and then got
back together again with the same person.
Oh, wow, I reckon this is going to be really popular.
I've recorded three.
Really? Yeah. I record three.
Really?
Yeah.
I didn't know you'd done that before.
Yeah, through high school years
and member girlfriend broke up
and then you'd see each other at a party months later
and be like, damn, why did we break up?
And then you'd hang out again and you realized,
Oh, we didn't really have that much in common
or maybe, you know, and then you break up
and then it was the third time and I was like, okay, stop.
Mine was twice, so Clint beats me on that one. Twice for me, three for Tan.
Yeah I'm one and done. They surprise people.
What, the girls don't keep coming back?
No they don't. Although I have never been broken up with.
I've always done the breaking up. How many people have you dated?
One. So...
That's 200%. Undefeated.
Undefeated. And this is all off the back of a Reddit thread I saw on the weekend, which was going off,
by the way, like worldwide.
It was one of the most trending Reddit threads in the world of people that have broken up
with someone, then got back together, then broken up.
I think the record was 11 on that particular thread of the same couple that are now married
happily.
I mean, I get that sometimes relationships
are all about timing.
You can meet the perfect person at the wrong time
and it just won't work.
And then you bump to them later in life
and it's like perfect.
Which then is a little scary because you think,
yeah, if you meet someone that didn't work out,
you're like, imagine if you'd just met that person
a year later.
When you had your stuff together a while,
you weren't doing long distance
because now they're living back in New Zealand.
Natasha's text through four times currently my hubby so it does happen.
I mean it's... Wow, currently my hubby? I don't know what to do with that.
Maybe next year we might change it up. Oh that doesn't sound promising to me.
Surely if you're now together,
you could go back and justify why it didn't work each time.
I think this would happen quite commonly with,
you call them childhood sweethearts, don't you?
People that got together at high school.
And you know, there's the high school stuff
where you break up, you get back together, you break up.
And then maybe there's another adult breakup
and then they get back together.
But man, it's, I'd say it's more common than you think.
I've had a poor friend who was with her ex partner
for like six years, and then he got back with the girl
that he was with before her,
and then they ended up getting married.
And on all their wedding invites
on their main website page,
they were like, there was a small blip,
and then we're back, and she was like,
I'm the blip.
I'm the blip.
I was the blip. That was when her six year relationship was with him.
That's a nickname. That is how a nickname you'll be like hey what do you call Sarah blip?
And you're like oh god it's funny let me tell you. I was like oh that was six years of a full-on relationship but okay a small little blip in between because that's the thing when you think about these relationships most of the time there's somebody in between all of these.
You're right. And then when they end up marrying them,
they're like, we're always good.
So, well, thanks.
Well, what was I then?
I was just like a-
Waste of time.
You were the pimp.
Yeah.
I mean, the most famous media relationship ever
was probably Ross and Rachel, right?
From Friends. Yeah, of course.
And they broke up numerous times
before getting together in the end, spoiler alert.
So, I guess it is a common thing.
No, don't they just end up raising a kid together? No, they get together in the end, don't. So I guess it is a common thing. No, don't they just end up raising a kid together?
No, they get together in the end, don't they?
Yeah, they do.
I got off the plane.
No, she gets off the plane, Clint.
I got off the plane!
Did she get off the plane?
That's right.
She almost leaves.
She remembers she goes to Paris.
Yeah.
He's a lobster.
Yeah.
Oh, I love that.
Yeah, Phoebe, when they realise they're like lobsters,
they make for life.
Oh, here we go. And sometimes it doesn't always work out.
I'm a text off and on for four years.
He is now blocked and numpty.
He isn't even hot. Yeah.
He isn't even hot.
That's just a little kick in the guts there.
I don't know what I keep seeing in him.
Alright we want to find people who have been on again, off again, on again, off again.
And preference given to those who have lived now happily ever after.
Great text here from Ashley we broke up four times over six years we got engaged 13 days
after getting back together for the final time which is risky. Break up to engagement within a
fortnight. Just over two months later Clint we got. Our wedding song was Let's Stay Together. I don't know who sings that.
Oh, let, let's stay together.
And we've stayed together, happily married for 16 years.
That is incredible.
And I think that is absolutely the,
what's the word where you say it's not the,
that that would be a one-off, that that would happen, right?
So you get engaged after 13 days.
I think sometimes as well, you need to kind of,
you break up, maybe, especially when you're young,
you break up, you maybe play the field a little bit.
You realise that that wasn't as bad,
that initial relationship, you know?
And you're kind of like,
God, if we were taking it for granted.
I also think that yeah,
I mean there's definitely rose coloured glasses as well,
right, looking back and you're like,
we were young, we were free,
and then you remember those feelings of that young love
and connected to that person,
but really you just had no taxes.
Well, you know, like you didn't have a stressful job
or like all the other things in life
that you realized later in life actually.
It's much harder than just being in love.
Hi, is it Aisha? Aisha?
Aisha.
Aisha, hey, you got back in off with your ex, how often?
I honestly lost count.
It was four years on and off.
And then I think the longest we were together
was probably about six months.
Bloody hell.
And then, yeah.
And then...
Who kept asking who back out?
Like how did that keep happening?
He kept coming back to me.
Yeah.
Couldn't blame him.
Please. He's only human. me. Yeah, couldn't blame him.
He's only human.
Exactly, but then he went and knocked someone else up.
Oh yes, that will do it.
So that's done done.
You might get a message from him in the weekend.
No, definitely not.
Fair enough, good on you Asha.
Okay, what about you Kate? Your ex and you broke up how many times now back together?
Um, we broke up maybe like five times, but he's my ex now.
We never got back together after the last time.
We've seen the trend here, haven't we?
Okay, what was it about the fifth time where you were like,
okay, that's me now done?
Did he knock somebody else up as well?
Yeah, what is it?
Well, we actually used to work together.
So I think when we first broke up,
then we would see each other at work.
And then one of us would text the other one
and then it would just eventually develop
and then we'd get back together.
But then I slept with somebody else from the same workplace.
So that kind of-
That will do it, Kate.
That's it.
Yeah, that'll do it.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I'm all saying-
And she could have.
She's allowed to because though I'm,
yes, he broke it up.
Hmm.
And the thing is, I think we've seen here
that most of the people that are texting through
or calling haven't, they're now not together.
Yeah.
You know, they've done the breaking up five or six times
and then now there's no-
This is a good text.
Broke up four to five times.
She was always breaking up with me for other people,
but the last time was because I cheated on her
with a girl who's now my wife.
So does the ends justify the means?
Yeah, that's a trick with a relationship, hey?
Does one, like, doing a wrong the same as that...
No, Mum always said two wrongs don't make a right.
They don't. Mum always said that.
Did your mum say that? And to be fair can we say about his ex she broke up with him
every time he said that to get with other people every time she... So then you were like I'm gonna
give her a taste of her own medicine. It's not quite the same when you cheat yeah because she did the right
thing and she like broke up. But yeah no happy for you happy that you found your girl. Mmm, 11 though is something crazy 11 breakups
That's crazy. I think if you break up once yeah
It's not gonna work. No, you've just proved though the people on again off again, and they're still together. I am very rare though
Yeah, it just it just fell for the people in the in-betweenies
Funny that this is the song that played at their wedding.
I know.
But let's stay together whether good or bad, happy or sad.
But they've been together for 16 years.
Bad Roman.
Oh, get on him.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
He's showing his cards there, Dan.
He's given Yaz a bit of a G up saying it's possible.
You could get it done today, five from five.
I think you could, Dan wants to quit.
He's won the lotto.
Yeah, no, I said it stupidly, actually. I shouldn't have said it. If you get five out of five, five from five. I think you could do damn much to quit. Here's one the lotto. Yeah, no, I said, I said it stupidly actually.
I shouldn't have said it.
If you get five out of five, I'll quit.
Okay.
Today's the day.
Seriously, today is the day.
I'm feeling it in my bones.
I quit for the day?
I also quit for the day.
We'll all go home.
Is it a day off?
Yeah, a sick day?
Yeah.
So, yeah, if you get five from five,
they're questions that I think a millennial
would be able to answer pretty easily.
Also, I think Gen X.
You know, I think you'd go really well in this quiz as well,
but it's definitely not things that have happened
so much during your generation years.
So we'd quiz you to find out how much you know
outside of things, outside of your own generation.
And if you are listening,
and you wanna flick a tic-toe to 3-3-4-3,
I can see the tic-toe. Oh,3-4-3, I can see the tics.
Oh, Jan just moved it.
Now turn it around.
Okay.
You can play along though.
First question, easy one to start.
Who sings this song?
Can you take me higher?
Yeah, I know.
You've got a skinny early 2000s.
Oh, I'm not into male music.
Like this is something you'd hear on the rock, right?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Take me higher.
I feel like a beat.
Take me higher.
Take me higher.
Take me higher.
Take me higher.
Take me higher. Take me higher. Take me higher. Take me higher. Take me higher. Oh, I'm not into male music. Like this is something you'd hear on the rock, right?
Yeah. I don't know.
Take me higher, take me higher.
Who sings that? I don't know.
No, we don't ask who's singing it.
Oh my gosh, okay.
Take me higher.
E.C.D.C.
Right, it's Creed.
It's a damn shame. It's Creed.
Oh god, that was the easiest one.
That's dang damn it. This was the easiest one. That's dang damn it.
This is the easiest one, Dan.
Rowan Atkinson played which famous TV character?
Oh, is it not audio?
There is some audio.
He's played a few, the speed I'm going to go with though.
The character didn't have a name.
He didn't have to have a name because there were no words
Spoken in the sketches in which he featured they were silent sketches. So we came up with the name of Mr. Bean Wasn't he also Bond as well?
He was a parody of Bond. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You just gonna get yourself
Stupid points and you don't need them.
You already got the answer.
It's good for bonus points but anyway...
I know who you mean though, he did play a movie where he was like a spy and he was terrible,
but it wasn't James Bond.
A great film though, a great film, series of movies.
Okay, next question.
What company is this ad advertising?
What are you doing this weekend?
I'm putting up a retaining wall.
Doing it yourself?
No, I'm going to get some bloke.
DIY, it's in our DNA, right?
Yeah.
Might of 10.
She's got it!
She's way down!
And they recently redid it as well, I saw a little video of them redoing it.
This is a very, very, very easy one.
In fact, I think this is the easiest quiz question we've ever done.
No, I would say that it's the easiest question we've ever done in the Gen Z quiz.
Name this show.
Oh, Coronation Street.
The only reason I know this is because one of my flatmates doesn't watch TV.
The only thing she will watch is Coronation Street every single day.
How old is she?
She's younger than me.
Really?
21?
Yep, she's about 22, yeah.
This song gives me PTSD from when I go over to my Nana's.
Oh god, it's the most boring show ever.
Yeah, we'd always go over to Nana's for like a Sunday roast,
but god, you make good potatoes, but we'd have to...
The trade-off was having to watch Coro.
Yeah.
Hey, I think it's not that bad.
If you get this question right,
you're beating your best score ever, yes.
Four from five five here we go
Maggie Smith, I know I love her Alan Rickman Oh
Robert Pattinson Oh all starred and what famous movie series
Wait Alan Rickman wasn't he?
What is a movie series?
Yeah.
Movie series.
Robert Pattinson's throwing me off.
Because I was thinking...
Harry Potter.
Okay.
Do you want to lock it in?
Alan Rickman, I mean sorry, Ron Pattinson.
Why are you thinking Harry Potter?
Because Maggie Smith wasn't Harry Potter and Alan Rickman was.
Sorry yes, we are going to need an answer.
It's fun, it's great.
Will you be square about?
Movie series.
Okay, I'm gonna go,
Lion, Lion and the Witches of Wardrobe.
It was Harry Potter.
It was Harry Potter.
Yeah, so, there we go.
So three, she hasn't been,
yeah, you were so close.
Oh my God, how have you talked yourself out of it?
Are you kidding me?
So close.
I even said, do you wanna lock it in?
Cedric, Cedric Diggory?
Yeah, he plays Cedric Diggory. He dies. He's in one movie. He dies.
Oh, I'm so... Why did I...
What was his first big movie role?
Three from five and we'll be back until Yaz can clock the game.
Thank you for playing, Yaz.
And Dan is still...
We'll catch up with you again at 8.30 actually because Yaz wants to be in the band
and she's practiced how to perform the very start of Teenage Dirtbag, the Scratching Brat.
Oh, you guys are going to lose your mind. This mind. I will be in the band, mark my words.
Okay, we will only take you if it's good. We're not gonna take any other crap.
Okay, well it will be good, it's very good.
8.30. Sorry Meg, as you were.
Unfortunately Dan is staying in the job.
Yes, yes I said I'd quit if you were to find out.
Oh yeah that's right. Real high and low.
Oh yeah, that's right. Real high and low.
Clip, Meg and Dan.
Okay, first up though, we've got Julie, Dan's mum, who says she has an 8 out of 10 story, coincidentally.
We've been doing this for a while now, beat that coincidence, where everybody kind of,
I think everybody in their life has had a coincidence with a gone man.
What were the chances of that happening?
It's whether you remember it or not, I think, all the time.
Well, if it's a good one, I think you would. If it's a great one like I think probably my best one is that my mum and dad and my
wife's mum and dad got married on the exact same day and the exact same year.
So her mum and dad and my mum have the exact same wedding anniversary.
It just doesn't have much pizzazz does it?
What do you mean?
Same day.
My wife's parents and my parents both saying I do to their husband and wife before we were even a thought. I think of a coincidence an amazing one like
you lost your dog you went down to Christchurch from Auckland one day and
you saw a dog on the side of the road that had no home and it was your dog and
somehow it had made it to Christchurch. How did he cross the strait? The
inter-islander. My mum's on the phone. Hi Julie, hopefully you can pressure the son
with your coincidence that you have.
Pardon?
I said hopefully you can convince your son
that it's a good coincidence
because he's the hardest judge.
Yes, absolutely, absolutely it is.
Take it away.
She's like, I hope it involves a dog
that can get on a boat without a ticket.
Otherwise Dan's not gonna be too impressed.
No, no dog was involved in this coincidence.
Uh oh.
Okay, so Dan's told me I've got to make this quite quick and not rave on like I normally do.
Well he's already tried to hire you off but is that...
Take your time, take your time Joyce.
So many moons ago, many moons ago when I went over, I flew to London on my own and when I got over there I knew that
I had a couple of friends or my best friend and her husband that were there, they'd gone
over a month before. So I went and stayed with them for a couple of weeks or so and
then just sort of I had to eventually I had to move out because you
know they had some more flatmates etc so the only other person that I knew that
was in London at the time was another friend of a friend so I got in touch
with her and I said oh hey don't rush it take, take your time, take your time. Take your time, take your time. Sorry, any chance that...
Oh, stop it.
You're doing a great job.
You're doing great.
Where's my line?
Yeah, carry on.
Any chance, any chance that you know of any flats
that are going, I desperately need somewhere to stay.
And she said, oh, you know, like, you could come
and stay with us, if you like, because you could come and come and stay with us if you
like, because one of their flatmates had gone over to Europe on a Contiki trip and he was
going to be away for a while. You can have his room until he gets back. Brilliant. And
she said, I said, well, where are you? And where do you live? You know, where are you
in London? She said, oh, we're in Acton. And I said, oh my God, I'm in Acton as well.
I said, oh, she said, whereabouts in Acton are I said oh my god I'm in Acton as well and I said oh
she said whereabouts in Acton are you because I didn't know London very well
and she said oh and I said oh we're in Church Street and I said oh my god I'm
in Church Street and she said what number in Church Street and I said 28
yeah and I said no and we as it turned out no both in the same
Friggin building shut up. He was the next floor up from me
pick my
Just went back upstairs. I just picked my bag went up the stairs and
Never saw you like you've a her before she bumped into her? No, we had been there, I'd been there for about three weeks and we'd use the same staircase
every day and we'd never banged into each other.
That's an incredible coincidence.
And we ended up being best mates, we travelled around Europe together, her and I, we backpacked around Europe. It was amazing.
That is incredible.
I mean what are the chances?
Very low, very low.
Much, much lower than having the same birthday
or same marriage day, I'll say that.
Oh, I think so too.
If I'm honest, Jules, I'm not even really sure
what happened halfway through, I zoned out.
I don't even know what the coincidence was.
Oh, look.
He's so rude.
He is rude, sorry, Mum, about that. I mean, it could have been condensed,. Oh look! He's so rude. He is rude, sorry mum about that.
I mean it could have been condensed,
but I mean it doesn't matter.
The end result is an incredible coincidence.
I'm kidding Jules, I'm kidding.
Yeah it is great, and it's a nice way to kick off the segment
because it's a great bar that I think,
maybe there might be people that could clear it,
but it's not too low that we're all just stepping over it.
It's a nice place to start.
That is the bar.
That's the benchmark from Julie, Dan's mum.
Can you beat that coincidence?
Can you raise the bar?
Mm.
I think there's coincidences out there
that are unbelievable.
And I love it.
How many years ago was this?
Um, oh, just a few.
Yeah, just a few years.
Put it this way, she went out.
It would have been 40 years ago.
Wow, you're still thinking about her.
You're still thinking about her.
Big impact on your life.
Yeah, incredible.
All right.
Texts are coming through,
there's already a couple that I've gone, wow.
So we'll get to the next.
Okay, oh, do you know what's good if Dan goes, wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
You know what's a good one.
Can anyone do it better than Dan's mum?
Oh, another one, wow.
Dan's mum and her female friend on their European trip.
Stop making it sexual.
I'm not, I was friends.
You made it sexual, I didn't do anything.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Oh my gosh.
Be that coincidence, we just had Dan's mum on,
telling story about a thing that happened to her on her OE in London
that she said happened 40 years ago and she still thinks about it.
Mackenzie just texted, not that much of a coincidence, Jules. I did the exact OE in London that she said happened 40 years ago and she still thinks about it. Mackenzie just texted,
not that much of a coincidence, Jules.
I did the exact same thing in London.
Really?
But that's uncanny.
So long story short, she was staying in a house,
she needed to move out, and she texted a friend
who was living above her in the same house
and they didn't even know.
That's in London.
Your mum didn't say that fast though.
I know but you know it's a coincidence nonetheless.
Yeah.
Okay, I have had a text come through that has said this will win your segment.
Do you want it now? Do you want it after the phone calls we have?
Oh well if it's the best then we'll leave it till the end.
Yeah?
If you think it, do you agree?
I agree.
I mean, have you read it?
No but do you think it's good?
I think it's good. Okay. I'm gonna leave it till last. No, but do you think it's good? I think it's good.
Leave it till last.
Okay, here we go.
Let's go to Jess.
Morning, Jess.
Morning.
Hello.
Good.
What's your coincidence?
Oh, you didn't say hello, are we?
Sorry.
Morning.
So I went on a holiday with my family.
This would have been back in 2018, I think.
And we decided to go to the US and we were heading on our way to Las Vegas
and we found like a mall in the middle of the desert super random mall but we're like oh we'll
stop in and have a look and we um happened to bump into our neighbors who are also on holiday
that's pretty good and the same mall in the middle of the USA and we're just in a small town in South Auckland
so it's not like we have so many people.
And you guys hadn't spoken beforehand about like hey we're leaving can you look after
our house or we're leaving can you look after our house?
That's wild.
And have you even been to the Nevada desert that is a huge place you know massive.
We told the other neighbours we were like oh can you just watch our
house like yeah yeah yeah but no one said anything that the other neighbours were going. Wow that's
bloody good. I'm gonna send you a double pass to our must-see movie I think that's great uh
Mission Impossible the final reckoning it's in cinemas on Saturday. Okay we also have Tabitha
god I love your name Tabitha. Morning. Good morning team, how are we?
Good Tabby, let's get it.
Oh Tab.
Wait, tell us your coincidence.
Okay, so back in 2012, my mum got cancer
and I was getting married the following year after.
And when she passed away, I went to go view the body,
but the makeup that they had done on her, I just burst into laughter and I was like man you look
like a Thunderbird. Yeah and then on my wedding day I was really worried
about reading the card that she'd written for me it was a beautiful card that opened it up
but she had ripped out a picture of a Thunderbird which was a Thunderbird
lady holding a handbag and a whole bunch of crocodiles.
Sometimes you can't-
Can I just confirm here?
She wrote you a card before she passed away,
knowing that one day in theory you would get married
and she's like, I'm not gonna make it,
so I'm gonna give you a wedding card now.
Is that right?
Yes.
Oh my God, that's lovely.
Yeah, that's correct.
Wow.
It's beautiful.
And so, and then inside this card that she knew
was gonna give to you one day on your wedding day,
but she would have already passed at this point had a picture of a Thunderbird
after for no reason you guys have a joke or a gag about Thunderbirds no nothing
at all she was just in the hospice and she decided to do it she was on obviously
a lot of medication but yes she's got a picture of a Thunderbird and I've still got it to this day
I love that because of's a great story.
I love that because of all things this day that she looked like when she done her makeup.
Maybe that's where the artist got the inspo from.
Yeah.
I love as well that you laughed when you viewed the body.
Like, it's not the first thing I would do, but you obviously had a great relationship
with it.
Yeah, it's cool.
Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.
And I think as well because on the wedding day I thought I was going to be scared of opening this card and seeing that picture.
It was just so uncanny.
Oh I love that.
Alright what's the text that you think is going to be the more meh?
Here's the text, okay.
Can I have you change the music?
Okay.
I feel like that music actually doesn't do the story.
Okay here we go.
This is, I can almost guarantee the most uncommon thing that will come up on your Thursday segment.
I work for a car dealership.
My birthday is the 7th of the 6th, 1994.
OK.
Five years ago, I was walking through a mall in Tauranga
and came across some cars on display.
You know how they have them inside the mall?
Oh, yes, yeah, like, you know, dealerships.
And it was the brand that I worked for,
the car brand that I worked for.
Mm-hm. So I went and looked at the car.
On the inside of the car I noticed my name, first and last, on a business card in the
window, it's about the same, my full name.
And I thought it was a joke because that's your car brand, it's like working at the
edge here and you've got Clinton Randall set up but you've got nothing to do with it. So he called the number on the card and got talking and found out
this man also worked for that brand with the first and last name and was also
born on the 7th of the 6th 1994. Chills. He said we're basically twins from
another era he's not related to me at all.
That's the best one yet.
That's the same one.
First and last name.
Same age, same birthday, same job.
And same job, everything. And in the same country.
And they found each other in the most random way as well.
It wasn't like you were searching for them on Facebook.
No.
And how many years apart did they say?
What do you mean? Oh sorry, he was born 1964.
Oh not as good then.
Oh okay, that's just 30 years apart.
Yeah but the same date, same month.
I like it Meg, I like it.
It was a generation apart.
It's a generation.
It's a generation.
Far out. I ruined it for you mate.
Sorry you shouldn't have told me all that.
Oh baby if only it was 94 not 64.
We got some cash to give away shortly.
First off though, Airbnb this morning, I think it's more America but it'll probably feel
straight down to New Zealand eventually, have announced their Airbnb services.
It's a new feature that lets you book through their app, private chefs, personal trainers,
party catering, yoga instructors, photographers, ha stylists, nail technicians, masseuses and more. So if you're like
hosting an event at this Airbnb you can also be like we'll get a nail tech to come in.
I think it's a cool idea.
Or get a private chef to come in and look after us the same time that we're booking
this holiday for the family, you know?
Yeah.
Quite cool right?
Yeah.
Yes.
Alright well let's get some cash in your hands.
If you fit the bill, you win the will.
The Edge will to win.
Here we go, let's take a listen.
It's a little airy hearing Uncle Will from the grave.
He must have spent a lot of time before he passed
recording these messages. Recording all these.
Nightmare.
Take a listen.
All right, it's time to give away more cash
from the will of Uncle Will. Now I've been arrested more times Take a listen. go and say I've forgotten your name and I blame it on having too many bevies or head knocks or meals lacking in proper nutrition but to be honest your name
just wasn't that memorable sorry but yeah I do remember that you live in the
North Island you've got a cat and you've been arrested overseas okay in the North
Island you've got a cat and you've been arrested overseas at one point before.
Okay that is you. Oh my god that's me 0800 edge 0800 8433343.
I don't know if someone that's been arrested overseas would have a cat.
Seems like two very different things.
Hey, after getting arrested you're doing naughty things all the time I suppose.
True.
The Edge will to win. Okay here is the criteria. If you fit the naughty things all the time I suppose
Okay, here is the criteria if you fit the bill win the will
The person I'm looking for lives in the North Island. They've got a cat and they've been arrested overseas
So uncle will has left cash to that person. Is that you? I know and there's actually a few people that could fit so we have to have a security question to make sure it's the right
person. Cassidy you think you fit most of the bill though you live whereabouts in
the North Island? Palmerston North. Palmerston North, ding. Okay you've got a cat what's
their name? Ruby. Lovely name for a cat. And why were you arrested overseas? Well, I was staying with my uncle up in Australia and I decided it would be a good idea to try and grab these bag of lollies and run.
You were arrested for a bag of lollies?
Yeah, because when the security guard tried to like, you know, hold me down or whatever, tell the police what they got there I attacked him so I got done for assault on someone as well.
Oh wow so you stole Bagelolies you assaulted a security guard?
I feel like that's more of the story.
You sound too sweet for that.
I was nasty before I had my two goods.
Oh yeah yeah right right right okay well if Cassidy if you are the right person
because it sounds like you fit the bill to me,
you would apparently be able to know this,
the answer to this question.
Okay, you got five seconds to answer it
at the end of the question, here it is.
Okay, if you're really the right person,
you'll get this one easily.
Your question is, what is the length,
in minutes, of my favourite crime movie of all time you know the one and I need
you and I miss you white chicks what is its length and minutes time Thank you. Oh, sorry Cassidy. That's a hard one. That's extremely hard.
The answer was 109 minutes apparently.
I don't know anybody that would know that.
Even a person that would love the movie.
I did not.
Stab in the dark, hey.
I did not know that about Will.
What's your favorite movie?
Yeah, The Hobbit.
I wouldn't have a clue.
Oh, you were about to say naughty words.
No, I didn't.
Hours, hours. It would be two hours.
So how many minutes is that?
In minutes?
How many hours is The Hobbit?
How many hours and minutes?
It would be 182 minutes.
No, but just your hours and your minutes.
Two hours 45?
40?
Two hours 49.
God, she's close.
She's close. Maybe it is. Well done. If White Trick says your favourite movie, maybe you Two hours 49. God, she's close. She's close.
Maybe it is.
Well done.
If White Tricks is your favourite movie,
maybe you would know that.
She still would have got it wrong.
Is it a extended version?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, great news is, yeah, I mean,
no cash given away now,
but it will jackpot to $500 at nine o'clock.
So if you fit the bill, you'll win the wheel.
$500 up for grabs in 45 minutes.
We'll give another crack.
And wait.
The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.
We were talking Momma's Boys off the back of Mother's Day the other day,
and we got people texting in about the things their partners do.
A lot of Momma's Boys around.
Yeah, yeah.
And then we got this text very late in the piece.
I think it even came in a day later from Sharon and Meg's got
the text she's gonna read to us that supposedly her son is a giant mumma's
boy. Now Sharon your text said I have a mumma's boy he calls me at least twice a
day I have to make his doctor's appointment he's in his mid-20s and I
still do his sheets and go there to pick up his daily washing he comes to
Te Awa for dry house for once a week and I make his lunch
for the next day. Are you an enabler?
Correct. No, he's been studying to be a full time civil engineer and he didn't have time
so I've just been helping him out for the last four years.
I love that. Sharon, is he in a relationship? I'm guessing
it's a no. No. He didn't have time.
Sharon, what we'd like to do is call him,
because we're not saying you're lying,
but there are two sides to every story,
and we'll have you sitting quietly on hold
while we call him and say that he's been accused
of some momma's boy activities
and see whether he'll own up to his behaviour
over the last four years.
He won't own up.
He's waiting to tell his two brothers what I do.
Oh, so you're very much spilling the beans this morning Sharon.
Okay well they're gonna find out.
And does he listen to our show will he know who we are?
Well he's out and about on the fields so probably not.
Okay yeah typically in the surveys people in fields
and always rate pretty poorly.
Sharon stay quiet in the background.
I listen to you.
Hello, Seth speaking.
Hey Seth, how's it going mate?
Yeah, good, thank you.
How are you?
Yeah, good.
Man, I've got some unfortunate news to share with you.
Someone has been saying some bad things about you
and I thought, man, there's two sides to every story here.
And I want to give Seth the opportunity to say,
hey, if it's not true, then it's not true.
And I want to give Seth the opportunity to say, hey, if it's not true, then it's not true.
We've just been told that you get your mum
to make your doctor's appointments
and call your mum twice a day.
Is that true?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay Seth, does your mum also wash your sheets
and do your daily washing?
Nah that would be my nana.
Ohhhh!
Now someone's lying!
You got both ladies.
Okay and do you go round to mum's house at least once a week and then before you leave you make sure that she's packed the lunch for you for the next day?
I feel like a stitch up.
I mean the word mums boys has been thrown around a lot Seth and we just wanted to
give you a chance to defend yourself bro. I'd love to defend myself but um I don't really think I can
Sharon chicks out. Yeah and we've just had Mother's Day what did you get for your mom if she does all
these wonderful things for you? Yeah no we um we took mum out for lunch. Oh my god. We paid. It's the sort that counts
isn't it? So you just chose the restaurant? Yeah. Oh my god. That's brilliant. Oh man
I can't help but think Sharon that you're an enabler here. We'll send you a double pass
to our must see movie Mission Impossible the final
reckoning. Sound cinema's on Saturday, Seth maybe you can take your mum Sharon.
Yeah, nah, I'll pick her up as well. Maybe buy her some popcorn and pay for it. Seth, just out of interest, who have you been talking to for the last three
minutes, do you know? Do you know who we are? No, I've got no idea. I feel like I'm going to go on a jog.
As long as it's not going on the radio across the country, you'll be fine.
Yeah, well, cheers, thank you.
Wait Sharon, can I confirm?
So Seth didn't pay for lunch?
No.
They did offer, my sons did offer, but I said no I wouldn't.
You paid for lunch!
Hey, poor Seth is still studying, isn't he? but my son stood off but I said no I wasn't. You're a baby! You're an enabler! I love you!
Hey poor Seth is still studying isn't he?
No hang on a minute, no only young.
So I rather they save me money.
Oh you're a good mum, you're a good mum.
Yeah I really appreciate it.
I love you.
Clint, Megan, Dan.
Clint, Megan, Dan scandal.
Triple scandal.
Is this the first time we've ever had a triple?
Actually I used to do triple scandals back in the day and then we changed it to just one scandal. I used to do triple all the time Dan. Wow. I know.
Sort of your warehouse really in a way. Okay first up we're saying that the first poster for The Wicked for Good has officially been released. This is what it looks like boys. I know you won't care too much about posters Clint Dan. Looks awesome thoughts? Looks awesome, got the yellow brick road in there. Nice.
I think Dorothy does feature in the second movie.
And we are getting the trailer for it on June 4th.
Actually do have the Wicked poster from the first movie.
You do, signed.
Signed by both the girls.
That would be worth a lot, that poster.
Not in my room, it's in my daughter's room.
Yeah, very cool.
So yeah, we're going to get the trailer for that June 4th, which is really exciting,
because I have no ideas about any part of the second movie.
It's based on the second act of the musical. The first movie is the first act.
I will say this. I've seen the musical twice on Broadway,
and I reckon the second movie is gonna be bigger than the first.
Really?
That's exciting.
Okay, second scandal.
There has been an announcement on Bridgerton.
Dearest gentle reader,
really is this author granted the opportunity
to share with you such information?
With great pleasure, I can announce
Bridgerton shall return for seasons five and six.
Seasons four is debuting in 2026.
So we're gonna get season four next year, but we've already been locked in for 5 and 6.
Are we still, is this still hype around Bridgette?
I don't know, the last couple of seasons have been a bit of a fizzle.
I actually genuinely, it's weird, I think I have enjoyed them.
Sure they maybe haven't had the same, oh I don't know, I like Penelope and Collins.
No, I'm into it. I would like to see the seasons,
but it does feel like waiting for the next season,
2026, next year, let alone two more seasons to come.
I'll have like fully grown kids.
It's just wild, you know what I mean?
It's just wild to think that they were already announcing.
And I don't think you'll ever beat the chemistry
with the reggae Jean-Page.
I think that was the first season, wasn't it?
That was when it kind of made it famous.
Did he want too much? But Jonathan Bailey was in the second one. Did he want too much money or his conditions, with the reggae Jean-Page. I think that was the first season wasn't it? That was when it kind of made it famous.
But Jonathan Bailey was in the second one.
Did he want too much money or his conditions were too extravagant and they were like
see you later buddy.
There are different rumors about that but every season is about a different couple.
It wouldn't have focused on him anyway.
And did you think maybe he was like well if it's not focused on me it's not really worth my time.
I'm gonna springboard into something else.
He could have showed up a couple of episodes,
they might have had a slight storyline,
but every season is not about the past couple.
They'll be there maybe a couple of episodes.
But every new season is a new love story.
So yeah, I don't know if he got done dirty on that.
But make haste please, my God, 2026.
And the final one, we have, believe it or not,
a Rihanna single coming out tomorrow.
No, I don't believe it.
I don't believe it either.
Yes it is, true, it's true.
Is it a precursor to an album?
Like is this a single?
No.
Because she's been saying, you know.
It's not gonna be on the album.
She's making so much money with Fenty now,
like she doesn't even need to make music anymore,
and that's why when anyone asks her about new music,
she dodges the question.
It is a single of hers.
Okay.
Officially.
And does she give anything else?
Yep.
What? What she said?
It's called Friend of Mine.
Okay.
It's for the Smurfs movie.
Brilliant.
Oh, that makes me kind of go, oh come on Rihanna.
A Smurfs movie?
She's doing it for the kids.
She's doing it for her kids. Just like stuff that... She's worth 1.4 billion. I's worth 1.4 billion. She doesn't need to be doing music anymore.
I actually think you're right. She's genuinely just doing it for her kids.
Yeah. It was like when celebrities were like, oh my gosh, I'm not sure how we got them on The Masked Singer.
And then they would be like, yeah, I got kids. And they like it.
Actually what I'll do is I'll send this to Nipia very quickly. I've actually found a clip of the song.
So I will send this to producer Nipia and we might have to play it in the next break.
Okay.
But it's just, it's only a couple of hours out.
With the Smiths trailer, it's got some of the song in it.
Okay.
So we'll get it and see what you guys think.
Clint, Meg and Dan.
Three of us are in a band with our two producers.
Nip's and Webb Gilbella and somebody else wants in.
Clint, Meg and Dan are on a mission to see
if they can start a band with zero prior musical experience.
And after being turned down to open for Mitch James.
That was so shit.
I love you all individually as people,
but as a band, one of the worst.
We started hunting for a new event to play at.
My 40th.
It's at the Devonport RSA.
An RSA.
Oh, I've always wanted to play an RSA.
And I've got kegs of espresso martini.
Oh!
Kegs of espresso!
You should have led with that.
So it's official, the gig's locked in
and the date is set.
And now practices are rolling smoothly too.
Until Yaz decided she wanted to join the band as well.
This, this, this bit here.
Bop bop bop.
Before Dan starts.
The thing is it's quite a subtle part of the song and I don't know if Yaz does subtle well.
We're about to find out.
Morning, Yaz.
Good morning.
I'm so ready.
I'm ready to be a part of this band.
Look at my outfit.
Yeah, you're looking good.
You're looking like you're in a band.
Right?
I'm wearing a leather jacket.
Looking the part.
And before we get started, I just wanna...
I know that there was some chat about riders,
so can I put through some requests?
No, no, you can't.
You're not in yet.
You're not in the band.
No, but trust me, this is like a... I'm in.
Show him.
You do understand we've been working for months behind the scenes.
We've been working for months behind the scenes.
Learning an instrument.
And you want to come in the week beforehand, order things on the rider.
The thing is, I've been working for months as well on my bass.
No, you haven't. We literally gave you this thing yesterday.
OK, well, here is the bit you just heard, the beginning.
So you would be starting the performance.
Yeah. And there's also out the back of the first chorus.
You can hear more scratching.
Take a listen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So look, honestly, it's definitely not for the faint
hearted, this part.
No, I mean, again, we've had MusicWorks lend us two guitars,
a drum set, like all very professional.
I did reach out to Music Works and they did ask hey any chance of a wah wah pedal?
They said I think we've done enough, I think we've lent enough and I was like yeah okay
fair enough. But that hasn't stopped me, I bought some things from home and um
Which concerns me. Yesterday I did like a bit of an
impromptu audition I'm just a little bit worried about kind of getting out there
you just like shook around like a piece of cardboard yeah I think it sounds actually quite good to be honest
this sounds shocking and I'll tell you why we need you're the first person
anyone's gonna see on stage okay okay so blow people away that's that's what I'm... So you need to blow people away.
Well, that's what I'm a bit nervous about.
So I don't wanna just go up there and shake a bit of cardboard.
Like, I'll look like an idiot.
Good.
I wanna look like I've almost got DJ Dex.
I don't have DJ Dex.
So what's the closest thing?
What's the closest thing?
Let's see what she's got.
DJ Dex.
Okay, maybe a record player.
It is a sewing machine.
It's a sewing machine.
So she's brought him around.
It's a sewing machine.
Okay.
It looks like the part... Imagine me, I'm up here.
It doesn't look anything like a DJ.
It does.
It looks as much like an elephant looks like a horse.
What about this?
I pull this up.
What's that?
Can you make the sound?
What does that do?
Nothing.
What does that mean?
I thought it was going to go a little bit, I don't know.
Okay, look.
It's quite a visual thing.
So here we go.
So this is going to sound, can you... No, I don't know. Okay, look. That was quite a visual thing. So here we go.
So this is going to sound...
Can you maybe play the audio again so we can compare?
Okay.
So that's what we're looking for.
You're going to make it look cool. Ready?
Okay.
No worry about how it looks.
So here, get her to help.
Put the mic.
Two, three, four, and...
Okay, that's a no.
That's a no. Okay, so first of all. That's a no.
First of all, straight away no.
Please tell me you have something else to make the noise.
Oh no.
I was really hoping for this one because the other things aren't quite as visually appealing.
Okay, again, we have been trying to look like a cool, respectable, drop-rock band.
You're kidding, eh?
You're kidding that you came.
Did you genuinely, in all seriousness, drop-rock band. You're kidding, eh? You're kidding that you came, like, I used to do, genuinely, like, in an all-series, Cissie, as,
did you seriously come in today
thinking that that would be good?
Like, an all-series, Cissie, I just wanna know.
It sounded worse on the microphone.
Option two, what is option two?
Okay, so everyone, yesterday, on the,
on the text machine,
because I asked everyone in my show, what can I use?
They said some metal, kind of like a sheet of metal.
Yeah, which is what I suggested too, I think.
I'd say it would be closer.
No, we didn't have a sheet of metal.
It's only kind of, it's like a cake tin kind of vibe.
It is, it's the bottom of a cake tin.
And this is what it would sound like, which I don't think is the best option, but look, people suggested it.
I think what they mean is like floppy metal that you couldn't...
Okay.
No, that one's out. That one's out. So that one's done.
What's this one?
No?
That one's done.
Wait, this isn't good.
You have one more opportunity.
Oh no.
And we are going to vote.
No.
And it feels like...
Are you genuinely serious?
Are you going to win this dumb?
Dan, come on.
No, that one isn't good.
I'll actually give it...
That one is in.
That one's not good.
Okay, one final chance before you're out.
Three of us have put together a band, MCDC.
We have our first performance in less than two weeks.
Not this weekend, next.
And Yaz has decided from the full noise workday, she wants in.
We said there are no more roles.
We've filled all the roles and she said, wait, no one's doing the scratching at the start of the song.
Can I do that?
And we said, if you can go away and in 24 hours come back with something that sounds close enough to replicate that then yes.
To be fair, what I've brought so far hasn't been very good.
But it's good that you've admitted that, it's good that you've admitted it.
I just thought like going up there and having like some sort of DJ deck looking thing as in like the
sewing machine I just bought it would look cooler than like a deck.
A sewing machine looks nothing like a deck.
Okay so you had one final opportunity to impress us before we vote on whether you are in or out of the band.
A barbecue grill, like a camping portable barbecue grill would look more like a DJ deck though.
Oh yeah but it did sound terrible.
Okay, so here's the thing.
There are two parts I want to sound like.
I want to sound like the scratching
and I want to sound like the wah-wah.
So it sounds like you need two different things.
So I do, and I have two different things.
The things I have are a big laminated sheet
and a pill packet with a pencil, okay?
Now I know you're going to sit there
and you're going to strip me.
No, I'm listening.
Be like, dad. I'm optimistic. He's biting his tongue. No
Just trust me. Okay. I know yeah, I just seem to this out. I'm not looking at you
I'm looking every side of stage in the dark. Just listen to the sound
Yes, can I just say that's just something you've got off a wall at work
You had this is a big thing.
Ready? Okay.
Okay. You're replicating this.
And take it away.
Three, four.
Okay.
Okay. Well, you have to do it. The scratchy and the wah-wah happens at the same time.
Can I confirm that one more time with the music, Clint? It happens at the same time?
Yes, it is. No, this is the scratchy now. This is the happens at the same time. Can I confirm that one more time with the music Clint? I don't think so. It happens at the same time?
Yes it is.
No, this is the scratching now.
This is the bit she's now gonna replicate.
No, it's the start of the scratching too.
Okay, ready?
And.
That's closer.
That is closer.
Hey?
Hey?
Time to vote.
I think you need to take the pills out of there.
That was closer.
Can I ask one more thing Clint?
I know we've gotta rush it.
Yeah. Well I just think it's an easy. Okay. Could we you need to take the pills out of there. That was closer. Can I ask one more thing Clint? I know we've got to rush it.
Well I just think it's an easy...
Could you just play the start part again?
Because I'm pretty sure you have to scratch and laminate at the same time.
And I'd like to have you do it. Here we go.
Scratching and laminating. I can do that.
Both at the same time. I can do that.
Scratching and laminating. Here we go. Go.
Okay. Okay. I'm going to own way. Here we go, go. Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna vote.
It's not that bad.
Dan, can I get your vote?
Please, me.
Now.
I think it'll be, my silence during this whole break
will be clear as to my thoughts on it.
I will say this, we've all practiced for a month,
or as Meg could say, month.
And we've really genuinely, yeah,
as we've put our heart and soul into this,
and we're really, really trying.
And you think I haven't?
You've literally brought in a health and safety plan that's been found on the wall of the edge
and a packet of pills that you've found in your handbag.
Sorry, in my sewing machine, I've literally brought in my whole sewing machine.
That sounded horrible.
Okay.
So for me, I'm gonna be honest, it's a no.
Okay.
I am...
Oh god.
I will back my girl and say yep
Just doesn't want to be the worst in the band true
Okay, well, I just have to hope that should please
Please I'll babysit your kids. I'll do anything. Please just let me I don't know if there is anything that you could offer me
That would be big enough for you to be in the band
and perform the start of the song
that we all then have to follow the energy of.
I don't have to have a rider, I don't care.
I'll just come for the vibe, please.
There's a couple of texts that have come through.
Yaz sucks.
Well, that person needs to be blocked, that's horrible.
Someone said, not bad, I reckon.
She's in the back.
Someone has said, not bad, I reckon. It's going to be a, that's horrible. Someone said not bad I reckon, she's in the back. Someone has said not bad I reckon.
It's going to be a no from me today.
Clint!
But come back next year.
No.
And we'll...
No!
It's an easy no, someone else has said.
What the heck?
What do you mean?
That doesn't sound like it.
Sorry, I feel like you had 24 hours to really show you were serious.
I am serious.
And you've let yourself down, you've let us down,
and you've let anyone that's related to you listening down.
This is so, I'm literally on the ground over there.
Hey, there'll be other bands,
there'll be other bands and other opportunities,
but unfortunately MCDC is not your opportunity.
Chris just made me vomit.
But also aroused at the same time.
So, sorry about that. But also aroused at the same time. So, um...
Uh, sorry about that.
But we thank you for your time.
Well, what am I supposed to do now?
I'm not sure.
You can come along if you want to.
If you've got that sewing machine, you can make our costumes.
Yes.
Oh, we do need costumes!
Are you a good sewing?
I'm alright.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, you can make costumes.
Nah, this is just...
Oh, you don't want that.
Basically, I just need a big moo-moo at this point.
Moo-moo?
She can do a moo-moo!
We'll all be waiting for our costumes
and we'll be performing like nude in our underwear
because Yez hasn't finished the job in time.
And that's what you deserve for this.
Alright, hey, unfortunately it doesn't always go your way.
Hey, but you gave it a bash.
Yeah.
No, you got an unlucky bounce, babe.
Holy shit! You made it the whole way through.
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