The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I don't hate Meg coming in with her mouth

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

This podcast was blatantly written by AI... In today's episode, Clint, Meghan, and Dan dive into a variety of exciting topics! The hosts discuss their band practice ahead of their big gig and whether ...Yas should join the band as a scratching artist. They also explore some wild coincidences listeners have experienced. Plus, there's all the latest scandal news including upcoming releases in the entertainment industry. Tune in for fun, laughter, and plenty of drama! 00:00 Introduction and Opening Banter06:59 Shared Calendars Debate15:09 Band Practice and Yas' Audition20:54 Scandal24:22 Hangover Cure Discussion29:03 Band Riser Music34:25 Relationship Breakup Stories47:42 Coincidence Stories59:49 Uncle Will's Will to Win01:04:04 Mama's Boy Confessions01:08:15 Triple Scandal: Wicked, Bridgerton, and Rihanna01:12:13 Band Auditions: Yas Wants In

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. If you're easily offended, keep listening. We love a challenge. This is the Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. And here we see her in her natural habitat. A real life Meg rolling around in mud. Look at her. Oh, she's about to do her mating call. Settle down, Meg.
Starting point is 00:00:28 It's time for the show, Kinky. This is Clint, Meg, and Dan. Kia ora, good morning. It is one to six on your Thursday. Good to see ya. Good morning. Good to see ya. Welcome, welcome.
Starting point is 00:00:41 Yeah. Did you just say this week is flying by? You reckon? Oh my goodness, welcome. Did you just say this week is flying by? Oh my goodness, yes. It feels like it was just the weekend. You guys don't feel the same? No. Oh wow. Well, I don't know actually. Maybe once I get through today and suddenly it's Friday.
Starting point is 00:00:56 You know what, I think you know the reasoning. It's because we're doing this band thing. And so we're all constantly practicing for the band. Every day just bleeds into the same one because we're just constantly practicing. Oh and not getting any better. We need to reach out to Olivia at some point it's her 40th next weekend she's got 80 people that are gonna be there she's in the Navy so a lot of Navy friends. She's in Romania or something at the moment I think with work and I'd love to find out if she's having any regret
Starting point is 00:01:25 and asking us to perform after hearing our performance yesterday. I don't know, I've actually, I've seen as a little teaser for you guys, I've seen her comment on the video that we uploaded yesterday onto our Instagram, if you haven't seen it, of a short clip of us practicing together and she was very happy. Was she?
Starting point is 00:01:38 When we spoke to her, I originally, before she had heard us really Clint, she was very supportive. She trusts us. You get what you pay for I guess. And she's not she was very supportive. She trusts us. You get what you pay for I guess. And she's not paying anything. There are dollars. Dan have a question for you though Dan. She did say that there's somebody that's not going to be there.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Did you ask for somebody to, or something to be there? Oh no, she said that there's not going to be any horns tooted from the ships. What does that mean? Because I asked her if one of the navy frigates could toot their horn. Because it's right next to where they keep the ships in Devonport or Clare. She's actually gone and tried and asked them, Dan, fire! I think she genuinely asked one of the captains, can you just toot the horn? And I'm like, no.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Maybe you could get some sort of horn that is similar to the Navy, like, brrrr, and at the end of the gig you can play it. I'd love that. Look, Clare, it's not high on my priority list. I'm learning how to play guitar. So it's either that or the horn. What do you high on my priority list, I'm learning how to play guitar. So it's either that or the horn, what do you want? Play both two instruments buddy, you tell us it.
Starting point is 00:02:29 Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh my gosh. Now I did mention yesterday, and I know I bring her up every day, Britney Spears. And her song that she did with Will I Am, you know it goes, bring the action. I've been trying to get it on for a long time and yesterday there was a perfect time because Britney Spears... I take that Dan and I rise you. Yet again. She always does.
Starting point is 00:02:53 That's why we've never played Britney. And I at the poker table would say, what do you mean you rise him? I rise you this. You mean you raise him? I raise you. I raise you this. Rihanna is releasing a new song tomorrow. No, she's not. I'll believe it when I see it.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Nah. Yes, she is. Whatever. It is out tomorrow. I've put it in my scandal. When it actually is out, we should let Meg have her throwback then. Yes. Yeah, because I don't think it is...
Starting point is 00:03:20 She's said many, many a time over the last 10 years that she's got a new song coming out or she's working a new song coming out or she's working on new music, and it never happens. This song is coming out tomorrow. Okay, my option would be, at seven o'clock we're talking about Dan and I have a hundred scenes of me just being saying, I feel like we need some sort of epic,
Starting point is 00:03:36 what they call like rising music, before a band or an artist takes to the stage. It gets everyone all excited and say, oh my God, oh my God, before the song hits. And one of the people who's the best at it is Pippo. Oh I've never seen I don't know what this kind of music is so is it like the songs that they play like say when we went to Taylor Swift and yeah the music that she played beforehand or is it specific? No it's when like so for instance when the when the lights go down you know like all the concerts
Starting point is 00:04:04 starting and it goes like And then it's like and then you hear a voice like go I've been there all the night and you're like Like it could be you going Stuff from our show And then epic music and then we come on and play our first note. Oh I love that idea Dan. I love that you can get quotes for us being like let's be in a band. Yeah and someone who does it great actually we'll probably try to find someone here we chat about this a little later on this morning of Pitbull and his sort of rising music. Brittany did some great ones.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Yeah I would say Rhianna probably will show his. Well um yeah he does um he does it quite well. Well, um, yeah, he does, um, he does it quite well. What a little fireball. Fireball to get Thursday going. It's tempting. It is tempting. It is a catchy tune. And I have said we should do cinnamon shots.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Oh, you want to do cinnamon shots? Weirdly, she says that every morning about 5.30am when she gets to work. Nobody's even taken me you're pregnant. Nobody's even taken me up on it. So, that's it. Here we go. Oh my god, we've been talking behind the scenes here. Dan is living life like a crazy man.
Starting point is 00:05:16 No I'm not. Yes you are. This is outrageous. My wife's just decided to speak up and... Oh, first time in years. Yeah, Clint's little woman speak for others. Oh, first time in years. Clint's let a woman speak for him. She's finally got in the courage. Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Wow, Jamie. It's a big step. She's voiced her opinion against something that's been... Good on you. Wow. Living with a chauvinist must be hard. It will be really hard. And the courage to build a family. Something has been in the calendar, Meg, for a month.
Starting point is 00:05:46 And now it's two days out, and she's like, oh, does that have to happen? And like, oh, what's going on there? I was like, what do you mean? I got the football boys coming around after a game on Saturday. And maybe there's like 30 of them or something. Bloody hell. And 30 boys! There's 30 men in your house?
Starting point is 00:06:03 Nine men! They wanted to do like a football lads like hang and catch up with all the boys outside of the pitch, right? Yeah, inside your house. Why? But the best thing is because the boys want to come out at 5, so it's an early start because the Warriors will be on. And then we've got a table booked to go and watch the football because AFC is in the semi-final. And that game starts at like 9.30. So we'll be out of the house by 9. It's not like, oh, who knows, 2 o'clock. We're never going to go home.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Yeah, but Meg, do you think they will be out of the house by 9? Well, if we've got a table and a game starts at 9.30 that the boys want to watch, we need to start doing the old walking school bus down to the bar down the road at 9. What about kick-ons after the game? And also what's so great about this whole situation, is that you leave at 9. And then Jamie gets to clean the whole house after five hours of me. Like she does every week. With the bathroom and the toilet
Starting point is 00:06:54 and the food and the drinks. My thing is it's been in the calendar for a month and now two days out you're gonna try and like challenge it. And Tango's we don't have a shared calendar in our house. I just blown our minds because I couldn't live without my shared calendar. I'm sorry There'll be people listening right now and back me up, please I'd say most couples don't have a shared calendar I don't know what you guys are doing. I couldn't get least what Hannah I don't want all her crap in my calendar and she doesn't probably want all my Weekends when you're when you're like, hey I'm hanging out with some friends,
Starting point is 00:07:27 she's like you can't do that because we've got a baby shower. It's sort of like, have you ever seen a movie where there's a president and he goes to his PA and goes what am I doing, what are my plans for today? He doesn't stutter. Dan's getting nervous, he's like please I'm on my phone listening. And the PA goes well at 10am you've got this, at 11am you've got this. So you're saying that Hannah's the PA, but really you're saying that Hannah just literally is the overseer of the calendar and she tells you what to do. She's the boss, yeah. So I'll go on Friday, I'll go, what's this weekend? She'll go, well tomorrow you've got taking George to swimming. Incredible.
Starting point is 00:08:00 At 12pm we've got a lunch with Yardie. Oh, I'd hate that. And so yeah, no shared calendar. So you just do whatever you're told every weekend. But what about if you had plans? During the week, Clint, I do whatever I want. And what is that? Until two?
Starting point is 00:08:12 Mainly just cooking. And work. And then I go home and vacuum the house. Hannah knows until about 2pm in the afternoon, that's my time. Now it's work time. Yep, and then I'm hers. From 2pm I... So when you're not working, you're doing what she wants.
Starting point is 00:08:29 From 2 o'clock every weekday and all weekends, always. Yeah, and until then, our media works as property. And after that, and after that I'm hers. I'm all hers and she does whatever she wants. Sounds like you need a shared calendar. No! You start putting some time in the weekends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Yeah, anyway. Yeah, Meg and I are the minority. Surely everyone's rocking a shared calendar if you're in a relationship. I think this little thing, I think as well with like my daughter now and kids and appointments with midwives, I put it in because I'll organise it by myself.
Starting point is 00:09:01 But obviously I want Guy to come if there's a midwife appointment that support, a midwife appointment that supports... midwifery appointment and he just pops up on his calendar. Definitely no shared calendar here. Married 22 years. We have no idea what each other's up to. What do you mean? It's good to have an every relationship.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I've always said this, a little bit of mystery. 10 years with the Mrs. No shared calendar, no calendar, no woes. Does that mean to be no woes? I don't know anything about what Hannah's doing today. She could be literally cheating on me right now and I'd never know. And I tell you what, ignorance is bliss. No one's putting cheating in the shared calendar. That's such a damage.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Dan would do that. First thing. All right, well I'm cheating with Sierra. Oh Jesus. Seeing Mistress, 1080. These are all the little colours of mine. Those are like summer guys, summer mine, summer shared. Mine are purple, my wife's are red, and then the family shared things are yellow.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Honestly, that gives me anxiety looking at that. Well, it's because Hannah has it and you're just ignorant. Sanjay, shared calendar all the way. Okay, so now I'm unsure. It feels real 50-50. I'll be honest, I don't even think I have a calendar app. I've deleted it off my phone because I just don't like to have that stuff. You're a madman. You're so lucky off my phone because I just don't like to have that stuff. Are a madman. You're nothing but so lucky to have her. She just does it all.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Shed calendar in relationships? Yeah or nay. It wasn't something we discussed doing on the show this morning, but Meg and I baffled by the fact that Dan, and it sounds like a lot of people who are listening this morning, don't rock Shed calendars in relationships. Willy nilly in life. But isn't that nice that you don't, you haven't got this plan, this roadmap. I like to know that next week it's a clean slate. No, but it's not. It's not. There's a schedule.
Starting point is 00:10:32 There's a schedule. You're just not aware of it, which surely causes conflict. I don't run to a schedule. I really don't. I don't, like, if someone begs I'll come into work and the producers tell me what to do, they'll go you've got this interview, then I'll go fine. I didn't know that until now. Yeah, but then I'll get home and Hannah will go you're going out for coffee with Linda yeah, but then you go I've already just said that I have to do an interview with so-and-so I can't do coffee with Linda and then like when I asked You the other day like could you come around and help me with the house? You said I have to check with Hannah when you could just look at the calendar and see if you've got anything on Hannah's like a calendar so really you're just look at the calendar and see if you've got anything on. Hannah's like a calendar.
Starting point is 00:11:06 So really you're just giving her all the work. It's more mental load for her. It's more mental load for her to organise it and you're like, I don't like it, I'm at bliss. Well, Courtney's the same as Dan, not like in a calendar. No. Morning, Court. Morning. And so you're just free-balling it as well?
Starting point is 00:11:22 Yeah, definitely with you, Dan. Like we have been together, me and Hubby, for 10 plus years and no shared calendar here at all. It sounds like a prison. I mean, no. A calendar sounds like a prison. I love the idea of just kind of shooting from the herp. Oh, I don't.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Like, no calendar. But I just don't logistically know how it would work without just always going, well, you should have told me you're doing that. I think, like, for us, I'm the one like with Hannah. I just tell Oh no, so you know, honestly, what I've noticed though is that you the women have a calendar and the men just go Oh, well, you'll just do what you're told. So somebody is running a calendar This isn't like nobody's running a calendar somebody's running it and you just tell them what to do
Starting point is 00:12:01 Is that right? Because that's kind of like a shit calendar. Yeah, pretty much And you just tell them what to do. Is that right? Because that's kind of like a short calendar. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Oh no, I'm not like... Yeah, Dan's like one of those dogs on those retractable leashes. I'm more like a run around the yard type dog. Yeah, but you're one of those little yappy ones that's always whinging. It's a nightmare. I'm always finding ways to get out of the yard. And my owner's going, my wife's like, how the hell did he get out? Yep, yep, yep. Somebody said, a calendar wouldn't work with someone with ADHD. Wouldn't a calendar work so much better
Starting point is 00:12:27 because it's written in? And like, I know many- No, written in is what they're into. I think it would help with ADHD because then you can follow your focus. I know people with ADHD. Thanks for being supportive, Erin. And it'd be nice if my two friends in this room
Starting point is 00:12:40 would support me. Well, I think Kate's on Team Clinton, Meg. I'm sorry, support you, Dan. You've just been saying me and Clinton are in a prison. This is not you. Yeah and I think here's the thing about a calendar as well, the trick with a calendar is you have to look at it. I'll forget to look at it.
Starting point is 00:12:54 And so it's a moot point. Kay, calendar yes or no shared? No calendar. But I think that kids amplify the need for a calendar. Because for us it's not a big deal if one of us doesn't go to the other person's thing but I can imagine if my partner left me to go to a toddler's birthday alone so that he could go to the pub I'd be pretty sure. The thing is Dan doesn't have a child so that makes...
Starting point is 00:13:17 No here's the thing, I do have a child and Hannah will call me if there's something I need to go to. She'll go Dan in an hour you need to be at the doctor. And I'll be like, yes. But what if you're out with friends? I'll go, friends, I'm needed. I love that though, Kate, where you say, if one of you doesn't go to the other person's thing, it's not a big deal. Because the amount of things my wife goes to
Starting point is 00:13:37 that I get dragged along, I'd love to just be given a free pass. And by the way. You missed that, Dan didn't know how to interact with friends that he was, that he was drowning there. Friends? I tried to think of a name, and all I had was Megan Clint.
Starting point is 00:13:50 And so I just went friends. Friends, I'm needed. Yeah. It's my friends, it's my friends. That is what we do, yeah. Maybe that's why, because Dan's only friends, me and you, when we leave work, he has nothing else to do.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Oh no, I have my friend Michael, Betty. Which I am catching up with this weekend. Yes, mountain biking for three hours now. Does your wife know? Yes, I've told her verbally! Well, let's hope she remembers. Because if she goes, damn, we've got that baby shower, and you go, no, I'm going mountain biking,
Starting point is 00:14:18 she's like, oh, I forgot about that, you're coming to the baby shower. You clearly don't know me, I do not do baby showers. People have babies willy-nilly, and it does not deserve a present. Not from me anyway. Bye friends. I did get, I got dad a baby shower gift for his baby.
Starting point is 00:14:36 And we were very thankful. Don't expect one back. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast. We were just told by producers, just to mention, if you're in Timaru, sorry, we're off air at the moment. And then I said to them, I don't know if you've thought that all the way through. Yeah, but maybe somebody who hears this
Starting point is 00:14:55 can text somebody they know in Timaru. And go, that's why you can't hear the edge, because they're off there. Yes, yes. So unfortunately, yes, we're off air. Timaru, don't worry, we're working on it. Not that you would know that. Just hang tight, Tim, yes, we're off there. Timaru, don't worry. We're working on it. Not that you would know that.
Starting point is 00:15:06 Just hang tight, Timaru. And if you know somebody in Timaru, text them. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Please do. Ruin their morning. Clint, Meg, and Dan are on a mission to see if they can start a band with zero prior musical
Starting point is 00:15:16 experience. And after being turned down to open for Mitch James. That was so shit. I love you all individually as people, but as a band, one of the worst. We started hunting for a new event to play at. My 40th. It's at the Devonport RSA. An RSA? Ooh, I've always wanted to play an RSA.
Starting point is 00:15:33 And I've got Kegs of Espresso Martini. Kegs of Espresso! You should have lived with that! So it's official. The gig's locked in and the date is set. And now practices are rolling smoothly too. Until Yaz decided she wanted to join the band as well. This bit here. Before Dan starts. The thing is it's quite a subtle part of the song and I don't know if Yaz does subtle well.
Starting point is 00:15:57 We're about to find out 8.30 this morning, we told her to go away, you've got 24 hours to find something that will replicate that sound. If it's good enough you're in, if it's not, you are not. And I think we need to be, because we're all really leaning into this and taking it very, very seriously. If Yaz turns up and she's doing something a bit half-hearted and a bit lacklustre, I'm going to say no. I must say, I must say, it feels a little bit like when you did a joint essay or collaboration at school and then one person did all the work and then the other one I was hardly there then you end up getting a Shared A and because I've for a month I've been behind the scenes at home in my own time
Starting point is 00:16:34 learning drums off TikTok videos, low listens trying to do this and she can come in in the last week and wave some paper. Yep you can meet PTSD from uni and I built like a whole website for some assignment and I was just with this hot girl and she did nothing except just be hot the whole time. Yeah, I couldn't have loved it though still. Yeah, it was alright. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Hopefully she impresses us. I have faith that she's gonna come in and be really, really good. So let's just see. Okay, well, do you wanna hear some of the band practice from yesterday? Full band, producer Neeps on bass on bass, Web Guild Bella on keys, Meg on drums and Dan and I on guitars.
Starting point is 00:17:09 I, yes, and I want to produce an EP, one thing I can ask from you my darling, because he is the sweetest man, can you please find our worst bit, because we need to hear it. Okay. Yeah, I've got it, don't worry. Okay, don't worry. Okay, no, that's fine. You're gonna hear the chorus and then I think he drops into the ending,
Starting point is 00:17:24 where we rarely lose our way because we get a little too excited about our progress. Someone's texted us from Timaru as well saying they can't hear us, so thanks for that. Oh great, we're back! Teenage turn back baby, yeah I'm just a teenage turn back baby Listen to all your baby love baby rippin' beat No she doesn't know what she's missing Oh, now that's where we lose it Good to know Meg will save us with her mouth just going If we get in trouble, look, if I'm honest, I don't hate it
Starting point is 00:18:25 I don't hate Meg coming in with her mouth But do you know what I was like oh we've absolutely dropped the ball there Smoke screen that Thank you Producer Neeps though Just bringing the most hype and making us feel like we're a real band Oh that's so f***ing close Holy s**t!
Starting point is 00:18:46 We played that whole song there. That's the last ten seconds. Yeah, the last ten seconds. There's a bit of a shaky bit all the way through. Yeah. The transitions. Yeah, the transitions. And my voice is f**ked up after like singing that second time.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Yeah, there was... I did a lot to work on, but I also love the G up from producer Nix. I think we've got to be proud of ourselves. We're still a week and a bit out and that was our first ever proper rehearsal. Think of where we're gonna be next week. I reckon Wheatus is shaking in their little boots. It's not a competition. When you also think about it, if you break the song down into percentages, we probably missed the last 10-15 seconds of that song. That's about 1% of it.
Starting point is 00:19:26 So we're 99% there. We did not hit the bridge well. I know. Yeah, maybe that needs a bit of work too. The rest of the song we're definitely not playing perfectly by any stretch. So I am. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Yeah. Yeah, okay, well the great news is we actually played it from start to finish. The transitions, yes, need a lot of work, but we can play it which means it's almost like before I was saying say we're going to war but we know we're gonna die instantly now At least we know how to swing our weapons like we know how to use a sword and a bow and arrow Doesn't mean we're gonna win but we know how to use them. Mm-hmm There's nothing better than a swinging of an instrument, you know or a sword
Starting point is 00:20:04 So hopefully we can do that on the night and we impress everybody that's there. I think we can do it. Meg still looks unsure. We'll practice every day. Okay. So at least we know if next weekend we are shit. That was as good as we were ever going to be. Problem is I need, I'mising what I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Does that make sense? Not really. No, I don't know what I'm doing. So every time I practise, I'm just practising being bad. Oh no. True. No, no, no. They say practise makes perfect,
Starting point is 00:20:38 but I think perfect practise makes perfect. Yes, yes. And you're not doing perfect practise. I'm not, I don't know what I'm doing. You need to message the guys at MusicWorks. Yeah, I do, I do. I'm gonna go and try and hang out with Sam from MusicWorks and see if he can teach me.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Yeah, if he's not too busy playing Danny Durland's. Isn't that where he's normally hanging out, Blaine? Clint, Meg and Dan. Let's go! Can't deal with Meg. Yeah, it's not a nice story. I don't wanna cover it, but it is my job. Not something that's nice at the moment.
Starting point is 00:21:02 You would have heard it in the actual news as well, because it is such a big story. The P-Diddy, Sean Combs case and Cassie, the singer, she is a singer. She hasn't released music for a wee while. I was about to say Ventura. Ventura, heavily pregnant and was on the stand yesterday talking about the freak-offs that Sean used to make her be involved with. Which is, he called them freak-offs. Basically, they were like days-long sex parties that he would get his girlfriend to cooperate in
Starting point is 00:21:39 after she would take drugs, lots of different types of drugs. She said she would use them to disassociate, which to me makes sense, you know, like if you're going to be doing something you don't really want to do. And then he had hired sex workers, male and female sex workers, for thousands of dollars to have sex with his girlfriend when she was on drugs and then he'd film them. She was 22 at the time as well. That's insane. For how long?
Starting point is 00:22:03 Years, I think. Wow. And these parties as well, which make- Isn't that insane? And then- For how long? Years I think. Wow. And these parties as well, which makes me think that there's more people that are gonna be, you know, tied up with this. There would be like at least 50 people
Starting point is 00:22:16 at each of these parties, sometimes more, sometimes a little bit less as well. So you'd imagine that P Diddy's got a few friends that have got high, you know, they were were around in Hollywood some famous names would have been there witness to this you'd imagine. And you know what would be really stink if you're one of the celebrity friends who legitimately was like hanging around but then they're like 9.30 10 you're like hey we got to go whatever and so you you genuinely genuinely we're at these parties but weren't
Starting point is 00:22:46 aware because I imagine there's a certain type of friend that you trust with your secrets right and then there are other types of friends that are kind of there but they don't really know although maybe P Daddy just thought he could get away with whatever he didn't give a... like people like... they didn't care who saw and who knew I think of people like Justin Bieber who was actually quite close to P Daddy years ago they're not anymore but a lot of people saying that his current breakdown that he's had at the moment is to do with the Allegations that are coming out about P Diddy and maybe Justin was privy to some of these parties and be like oh my god I don't want to be associated. It's like guilty by association where genuinely you were actually just
Starting point is 00:23:20 There and unaware of what was happening until it was happening and then you left. I mean, you think about like, it's just shocking, the fact that she was 22 when it was happening. You know, we know 22 year olds. I mean, how old, yes. Is she around that age? It's just wild to think that, to think of somebody that was put in that position and had to take drugs to please their boyfriend's sexual fantasies. It's just so disgusting and gross. And there are much more explicit sort of details, which I don't want to talk about, of what she's put through and allegations. And I think as well, this is just the start of the case.
Starting point is 00:23:57 And I think she's one of the only people that have testified so far. So there's going to be a river more of stuff coming out about him over the next couple of weeks. Isn't it great though that now he's being made accountable in court and it's actually something's happening because I guess at the time you just think somebody who have too much money and are too famous that they're untouchable in that kind of space but nope. Yeah. We all are, no one's exempt or immune from the law. The Clint Megan Dan podcast.
Starting point is 00:24:20 It's Clint Megan Dan's. I want you, want you, want you hard! Alright, would you love to be able to go out on a Friday, Saturday night, get on it, and then wake up without a hangover every single time? Ooh, yes please. That sounds, one of those things that's almost dangerous because it's too good to be true,
Starting point is 00:24:38 like does it actually work? Tell me what you got. No, because you're always like, oh you gotta eat this before or you do this after, and it's like a hangover, no, the Blue Powerade and the pie. Doesn't work. Yeah, it makes you feel a little before, or you do this after, and it's like hangover, and you're like, no. The Blue Powerade and the pie. Doesn't work.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Yeah, it makes you feel a little better, but I don't think it's for the hangover. Safety Shot, which is now rebranded to Sure Shot, is a beverage developed by scientists, and it claims to rapidly reduce blood alcohol content and alleviates hangover symptoms. According to the company, the drink works by accelerating alcohol metabolism through a blend of vitamins
Starting point is 00:25:08 and minerals and things. And you drink the drink and then it will cut your blood alcohol levels in half within 30 minutes. So if you know you're gonna wake up going oh I'm dusty I've had like 10 rosés, you down this drink and your body actually only feels like it has to process five rosés because this drink has rapidly Reduced your blood alcohol. I just see how people people are gonna use it for bad clean It's nice that you would take it like you've been beard you're safe You're you taking a shot of this and you're gonna wake up and feeling good and hang with your family I see this people taking a shot of this before getting into a car. Yes, and that's
Starting point is 00:25:43 Dangerous thing. Yeah, well, they're oh I'll just take one of these that means I'll be sober, I'll be all good to drive, I've taken a short shot. That's all I think about. Because you're smart and you're doing it, look at you, people are ruining it for me. Don't use the powers for evil, use science for good. Also as well I think it can't be good for you speeding up your metabolism and like unnaturally doing that as well. I can't imagine it's great if you're doing this every weekend Yeah, cuz I'm I asked chat GPT because now I ask it like everything About whether it's actually as groundbreaking as it says Chat GPT says it presents itself as a groundbreaking solution the current evidence supporting its
Starting point is 00:26:24 Efficiency is limited and primarily provided by the company itself. Oh right, yes of course. And I love how it says it's just vitamins and minerals. No, if it actually works it can't be. And what's milk thistle? Oh milk thistle, you can take that as a supplement. You can just go to the chemist. Surely though, if you're a company that states that your product does something, scientifically, you have to be able to show those statistics or those stats to the consumer so that you can prove it.
Starting point is 00:26:53 You can't just make outrageous claims. But then if you think about the beauty industry and you think about the adverts and stuff and go, you will use this cream and 90% say they get rid of wrinkles. Think about how many lies that is. Otherwise it would all just be all weight loss journeys or anything, you know, like weight loss supplements and teas and stuff. If they had to have really legitimate scientific fats,
Starting point is 00:27:14 then they wouldn't be advertised. And milk thistle, the reason it's in there is because it protects the liver from toxins. So I'd imagine that's one of the things that's flushing the liver from the algal. Because if it's speeding it up, liver's going whoa what's going on? Don't worry here's a little milk for some. Also great for your skin apparently. So you feel like what is it called? Safety shot? Rebranded as Sure Shot.
Starting point is 00:27:35 I don't know I mean like give it a go once see how it goes if you can I get it here maybe I'll be the control like I'll be the test this weekend. I'd love to see I'd actually like to see you do an experiment on it because I'm interested to know if it actually works. But just Kyle, can you get the boss's credit card please because it feels like this is now a work expense. How did you manage that? I'll get a 12-pack of Heineken's for Monday, could you drink them during the show? Sure, actually I will need the beer as well. 12 Heineken's will barely touch the sides on Clint. We're gonna need a few more than that.
Starting point is 00:28:05 24 pack-bears. And was it a company car for the test as well? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clint, Meg and Dan. Stinky Boop. The three of us, if you haven't heard, putting together a band. Clint, Meg and Dan are on a mission
Starting point is 00:28:19 to see if they can start a band with zero prior musical experience. And after being turned down to open for Mitch James That was so shit I love you all individually as people but as a band, one of the worst We started hunting for a new event to play at My 40th, it's at the Devonport RSA An RSA?
Starting point is 00:28:37 I've always wanted to play an RSA And I've got kegs of espresso martini Kegs of espresso? You should have led with that! So it's official, the gig's locked in and the date is set and now practices are rolling smoothly too. Until Yaz decided she wanted to join the band as well. This bit here. Before Dan starts. The thing is it's quite a subtle part of the song
Starting point is 00:29:00 and I don't know if Yaz does subtle well. Yeah we'll find out how she goes just after 8.30 this morning, but we realised there's something we've completely overlooked. It was actually something Dan reminded us of. Well, I think every band and every artist, I think a live performance has a big kind of hype and they call it a riser at the start of the concert. So when the lights go down and everybody starts, you know, go, oh, and then there's this big epic intro, like this.
Starting point is 00:29:28 And you're like, oh my God, it's about to start. This isn't one of their songs, what is this? But it's just getting you excited for what's to come. Edging them. Oh, well this is seven. That's seven. That was me, that was me having to do that. That was exciting, I loved that. I felt it.
Starting point is 00:29:45 And then you see the band, like there's dry ice everywhere. You see the band come out on stage, the lighting's going crazy. It's kind of like walkout music for like a boxer in a fight. And then there's this one as well, Pitbull. This is very visual. I think it's great to hear, but it's, man, when you see the visuals of him actually like dancing on the beat. It's the bit of the concert I always love the best because it kind of gives you the chills because you're like oh my god they've covered up the stage here it's happening I want that for us. Now producer Neeps we've tasked you with trying to find some rise of music that you think would work for us.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Yeah, absolutely. So I've taken inspiration from a few different places. Sports stars, they often have fighters, especially, they have something that they walk out to. Different sports teams have themes that have set the tone for NBA playoffs forever for example so on your button bar Clint I've got three little stings of music that I think we could use as part of our riser. So you imagine there's this dry ice we're on stage here. There's smoke in the air. The crowd's going yeah bring them on. There might be a single colored light in the middle of the stage. One second one second boys. Producer Carl? Can we get a smoke machine? Yes. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Thank you. Cheers. Neeps, he vapes. Can't we just use that? Yeah, I can stand down the bottom of the stage. He just can just excessively vape. Right in the front of the mic. Okay, let's take a listen.
Starting point is 00:31:19 So this here, shape-shifter. This is what the All Blacks walk out to every single time they take the field in New Zealand. I get worried that when we come on... And then it's like, I'm just a teenage dude. Okay, fair enough. It might be too epic. The problem is we wanted you to make something. You were just using Shape-Shifter getting them to do your dirty work.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Yeah, well they do it better than me to be fair. Okay, what about this? Now this is... is this Beethoven? Yeah. We've gone very... opposite direction here. And again, the Shapeshifter to Beethoven. And the problem is, Beethoven, one of the greatest musicians of all time, then going into one of the crappiest bands of all time.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Well, like, so Green Day usually walk out to classical music, and that's how they kind of set the tone for everything. I think they did it at Coachella this year. When they walk out on stage, they just play classical music, completely change the feel of the gig and then blow the roof off. I want to, I think when I hear the rising music, I'll go, that's it. That's the one. That's the one. Like, I don't know what I want, but I think when I hear the rising music I'll go, that's it. That's the one. That's the one. I don't know what I want but I think when we hear it we'll know. Okay,
Starting point is 00:32:28 I want our voices in there going like, it's a band. We're in a band. It's a band. I don't know if I want to... It's a band. What? I don't want to say it's a good band because we don't know yet. It's a good band. It's a band. Okay, another last option here. Okay, this is better. This is better. I'm into it already. Then you can have voices. It's a band. Intrinsic. Oh, we're doing like this.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Clinch on the guitar. Damn, we're being... Damn. Meg Man's little drums. And these stuff little play. And so we're still in the dark, so we can do do do do do do do do. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:33:12 And then they get clipped on guitar, just break us, pow! Oh, their name, MCDC. Do do do do do do do do. We added in the safety nets. Yeah. We should figure that out, why not? The safety nets.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Yeah, the safety nets are actually the musicians in the band who are a neat self-producer and web girl Bella who can actually play. We may be relying on them heavily. I think this might be it. This is it. It's not bad, eh. Is there a big build about to happen yet? Yeah, it builds all the way up.
Starting point is 00:33:40 So this is Sirius by the Ellen Parsons project and this is the song that the Chicago Bulls walked out to when they won their first ever NBA final with Michael Jordan. The Chicago who? Never heard of her. I do need a big build. I feel like I'm still kind of slowly looking in stage, and I know I'm a slow waddler at the moment, but like...
Starting point is 00:33:57 Meg's still getting up there. She's holding a bit like she's hobbling in. I imagine we're already there in the dark. We're pretending to play and they're like, God, they're good. We're like frozen like this, pretending to be castles. It's like smoke, silhouettes, we're sitting behind the instruments, and they're like, oh my God, when's it going to start? Could be any time, really.
Starting point is 00:34:18 I feel like this needs to be shorter than our actual... Maybe tighten it up a way better thing. We'll work on it. Yeah, but I think that's a a wee bit I think. Yeah, we'll work on it. We'll work on it. Yeah, but I think that's a nice starting point. That's the one. Yeah, we'll build from there. Clint, Megan, Dan. I'd love to know, I went under the age of six through 3, 3, 4, 3.
Starting point is 00:34:34 The amount of times that you've broken up, got back together, broken up and then got back together again with the same person. Oh, wow, I reckon this is going to be really popular. I've recorded three. Really? Yeah. I record three. Really? Yeah. I didn't know you'd done that before.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Yeah, through high school years and member girlfriend broke up and then you'd see each other at a party months later and be like, damn, why did we break up? And then you'd hang out again and you realized, Oh, we didn't really have that much in common or maybe, you know, and then you break up and then it was the third time and I was like, okay, stop.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Mine was twice, so Clint beats me on that one. Twice for me, three for Tan. Yeah I'm one and done. They surprise people. What, the girls don't keep coming back? No they don't. Although I have never been broken up with. I've always done the breaking up. How many people have you dated? One. So... That's 200%. Undefeated. Undefeated. And this is all off the back of a Reddit thread I saw on the weekend, which was going off,
Starting point is 00:35:28 by the way, like worldwide. It was one of the most trending Reddit threads in the world of people that have broken up with someone, then got back together, then broken up. I think the record was 11 on that particular thread of the same couple that are now married happily. I mean, I get that sometimes relationships are all about timing. You can meet the perfect person at the wrong time
Starting point is 00:35:49 and it just won't work. And then you bump to them later in life and it's like perfect. Which then is a little scary because you think, yeah, if you meet someone that didn't work out, you're like, imagine if you'd just met that person a year later. When you had your stuff together a while,
Starting point is 00:36:02 you weren't doing long distance because now they're living back in New Zealand. Natasha's text through four times currently my hubby so it does happen. I mean it's... Wow, currently my hubby? I don't know what to do with that. Maybe next year we might change it up. Oh that doesn't sound promising to me. Surely if you're now together, you could go back and justify why it didn't work each time. I think this would happen quite commonly with,
Starting point is 00:36:31 you call them childhood sweethearts, don't you? People that got together at high school. And you know, there's the high school stuff where you break up, you get back together, you break up. And then maybe there's another adult breakup and then they get back together. But man, it's, I'd say it's more common than you think. I've had a poor friend who was with her ex partner
Starting point is 00:36:47 for like six years, and then he got back with the girl that he was with before her, and then they ended up getting married. And on all their wedding invites on their main website page, they were like, there was a small blip, and then we're back, and she was like, I'm the blip.
Starting point is 00:37:03 I'm the blip. I was the blip. That was when her six year relationship was with him. That's a nickname. That is how a nickname you'll be like hey what do you call Sarah blip? And you're like oh god it's funny let me tell you. I was like oh that was six years of a full-on relationship but okay a small little blip in between because that's the thing when you think about these relationships most of the time there's somebody in between all of these. You're right. And then when they end up marrying them, they're like, we're always good. So, well, thanks. Well, what was I then?
Starting point is 00:37:28 I was just like a- Waste of time. You were the pimp. Yeah. I mean, the most famous media relationship ever was probably Ross and Rachel, right? From Friends. Yeah, of course. And they broke up numerous times
Starting point is 00:37:39 before getting together in the end, spoiler alert. So, I guess it is a common thing. No, don't they just end up raising a kid together? No, they get together in the end, don't. So I guess it is a common thing. No, don't they just end up raising a kid together? No, they get together in the end, don't they? Yeah, they do. I got off the plane. No, she gets off the plane, Clint. I got off the plane!
Starting point is 00:37:53 Did she get off the plane? That's right. She almost leaves. She remembers she goes to Paris. Yeah. He's a lobster. Yeah. Oh, I love that.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Yeah, Phoebe, when they realise they're like lobsters, they make for life. Oh, here we go. And sometimes it doesn't always work out. I'm a text off and on for four years. He is now blocked and numpty. He isn't even hot. Yeah. He isn't even hot. That's just a little kick in the guts there.
Starting point is 00:38:16 I don't know what I keep seeing in him. Alright we want to find people who have been on again, off again, on again, off again. And preference given to those who have lived now happily ever after. Great text here from Ashley we broke up four times over six years we got engaged 13 days after getting back together for the final time which is risky. Break up to engagement within a fortnight. Just over two months later Clint we got. Our wedding song was Let's Stay Together. I don't know who sings that. Oh, let, let's stay together. And we've stayed together, happily married for 16 years.
Starting point is 00:38:51 That is incredible. And I think that is absolutely the, what's the word where you say it's not the, that that would be a one-off, that that would happen, right? So you get engaged after 13 days. I think sometimes as well, you need to kind of, you break up, maybe, especially when you're young, you break up, you maybe play the field a little bit.
Starting point is 00:39:07 You realise that that wasn't as bad, that initial relationship, you know? And you're kind of like, God, if we were taking it for granted. I also think that yeah, I mean there's definitely rose coloured glasses as well, right, looking back and you're like, we were young, we were free,
Starting point is 00:39:19 and then you remember those feelings of that young love and connected to that person, but really you just had no taxes. Well, you know, like you didn't have a stressful job or like all the other things in life that you realized later in life actually. It's much harder than just being in love. Hi, is it Aisha? Aisha?
Starting point is 00:39:37 Aisha. Aisha, hey, you got back in off with your ex, how often? I honestly lost count. It was four years on and off. And then I think the longest we were together was probably about six months. Bloody hell. And then, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:54 And then... Who kept asking who back out? Like how did that keep happening? He kept coming back to me. Yeah. Couldn't blame him. Please. He's only human. me. Yeah, couldn't blame him. He's only human.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Exactly, but then he went and knocked someone else up. Oh yes, that will do it. So that's done done. You might get a message from him in the weekend. No, definitely not. Fair enough, good on you Asha. Okay, what about you Kate? Your ex and you broke up how many times now back together? Um, we broke up maybe like five times, but he's my ex now.
Starting point is 00:40:32 We never got back together after the last time. We've seen the trend here, haven't we? Okay, what was it about the fifth time where you were like, okay, that's me now done? Did he knock somebody else up as well? Yeah, what is it? Well, we actually used to work together. So I think when we first broke up,
Starting point is 00:40:49 then we would see each other at work. And then one of us would text the other one and then it would just eventually develop and then we'd get back together. But then I slept with somebody else from the same workplace. So that kind of- That will do it, Kate. That's it.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Yeah, that'll do it. Wow. Yeah. Okay. And I'm all saying- And she could have. She's allowed to because though I'm, yes, he broke it up.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Hmm. And the thing is, I think we've seen here that most of the people that are texting through or calling haven't, they're now not together. Yeah. You know, they've done the breaking up five or six times and then now there's no- This is a good text.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Broke up four to five times. She was always breaking up with me for other people, but the last time was because I cheated on her with a girl who's now my wife. So does the ends justify the means? Yeah, that's a trick with a relationship, hey? Does one, like, doing a wrong the same as that... No, Mum always said two wrongs don't make a right.
Starting point is 00:41:44 They don't. Mum always said that. Did your mum say that? And to be fair can we say about his ex she broke up with him every time he said that to get with other people every time she... So then you were like I'm gonna give her a taste of her own medicine. It's not quite the same when you cheat yeah because she did the right thing and she like broke up. But yeah no happy for you happy that you found your girl. Mmm, 11 though is something crazy 11 breakups That's crazy. I think if you break up once yeah It's not gonna work. No, you've just proved though the people on again off again, and they're still together. I am very rare though Yeah, it just it just fell for the people in the in-betweenies
Starting point is 00:42:22 Funny that this is the song that played at their wedding. I know. But let's stay together whether good or bad, happy or sad. But they've been together for 16 years. Bad Roman. Oh, get on him. Clint, Megan, Dan. He's showing his cards there, Dan.
Starting point is 00:42:36 He's given Yaz a bit of a G up saying it's possible. You could get it done today, five from five. I think you could, Dan wants to quit. He's won the lotto. Yeah, no, I said it stupidly, actually. I shouldn't have said it. If you get five out of five, five from five. I think you could do damn much to quit. Here's one the lotto. Yeah, no, I said, I said it stupidly actually. I shouldn't have said it. If you get five out of five, I'll quit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Today's the day. Seriously, today is the day. I'm feeling it in my bones. I quit for the day? I also quit for the day. We'll all go home. Is it a day off? Yeah, a sick day?
Starting point is 00:42:59 Yeah. So, yeah, if you get five from five, they're questions that I think a millennial would be able to answer pretty easily. Also, I think Gen X. You know, I think you'd go really well in this quiz as well, but it's definitely not things that have happened so much during your generation years.
Starting point is 00:43:15 So we'd quiz you to find out how much you know outside of things, outside of your own generation. And if you are listening, and you wanna flick a tic-toe to 3-3-4-3, I can see the tic-toe. Oh,3-4-3, I can see the tics. Oh, Jan just moved it. Now turn it around. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:28 You can play along though. First question, easy one to start. Who sings this song? Can you take me higher? Yeah, I know. You've got a skinny early 2000s. Oh, I'm not into male music. Like this is something you'd hear on the rock, right?
Starting point is 00:43:36 Yeah. I don't know. Take me higher. I feel like a beat. Take me higher. Take me higher. Take me higher. Take me higher.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Take me higher. Take me higher. Take me higher. Take me higher. Take me higher. Oh, I'm not into male music. Like this is something you'd hear on the rock, right? Yeah. I don't know. Take me higher, take me higher. Who sings that? I don't know. No, we don't ask who's singing it. Oh my gosh, okay. Take me higher. E.C.D.C.
Starting point is 00:44:00 Right, it's Creed. It's a damn shame. It's Creed. Oh god, that was the easiest one. That's dang damn it. This was the easiest one. That's dang damn it. This is the easiest one, Dan. Rowan Atkinson played which famous TV character? Oh, is it not audio? There is some audio.
Starting point is 00:44:16 He's played a few, the speed I'm going to go with though. The character didn't have a name. He didn't have to have a name because there were no words Spoken in the sketches in which he featured they were silent sketches. So we came up with the name of Mr. Bean Wasn't he also Bond as well? He was a parody of Bond. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You just gonna get yourself Stupid points and you don't need them. You already got the answer. It's good for bonus points but anyway...
Starting point is 00:44:48 I know who you mean though, he did play a movie where he was like a spy and he was terrible, but it wasn't James Bond. A great film though, a great film, series of movies. Okay, next question. What company is this ad advertising? What are you doing this weekend? I'm putting up a retaining wall. Doing it yourself?
Starting point is 00:45:07 No, I'm going to get some bloke. DIY, it's in our DNA, right? Yeah. Might of 10. She's got it! She's way down! And they recently redid it as well, I saw a little video of them redoing it. This is a very, very, very easy one.
Starting point is 00:45:23 In fact, I think this is the easiest quiz question we've ever done. No, I would say that it's the easiest question we've ever done in the Gen Z quiz. Name this show. Oh, Coronation Street. The only reason I know this is because one of my flatmates doesn't watch TV. The only thing she will watch is Coronation Street every single day. How old is she? She's younger than me.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Really? 21? Yep, she's about 22, yeah. This song gives me PTSD from when I go over to my Nana's. Oh god, it's the most boring show ever. Yeah, we'd always go over to Nana's for like a Sunday roast, but god, you make good potatoes, but we'd have to... The trade-off was having to watch Coro.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Yeah. Hey, I think it's not that bad. If you get this question right, you're beating your best score ever, yes. Four from five five here we go Maggie Smith, I know I love her Alan Rickman Oh Robert Pattinson Oh all starred and what famous movie series Wait Alan Rickman wasn't he?
Starting point is 00:46:23 What is a movie series? Yeah. Movie series. Robert Pattinson's throwing me off. Because I was thinking... Harry Potter. Okay. Do you want to lock it in?
Starting point is 00:46:33 Alan Rickman, I mean sorry, Ron Pattinson. Why are you thinking Harry Potter? Because Maggie Smith wasn't Harry Potter and Alan Rickman was. Sorry yes, we are going to need an answer. It's fun, it's great. Will you be square about? Movie series. Okay, I'm gonna go,
Starting point is 00:46:50 Lion, Lion and the Witches of Wardrobe. It was Harry Potter. It was Harry Potter. Yeah, so, there we go. So three, she hasn't been, yeah, you were so close. Oh my God, how have you talked yourself out of it? Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:47:00 So close. I even said, do you wanna lock it in? Cedric, Cedric Diggory? Yeah, he plays Cedric Diggory. He dies. He's in one movie. He dies. Oh, I'm so... Why did I... What was his first big movie role? Three from five and we'll be back until Yaz can clock the game. Thank you for playing, Yaz.
Starting point is 00:47:16 And Dan is still... We'll catch up with you again at 8.30 actually because Yaz wants to be in the band and she's practiced how to perform the very start of Teenage Dirtbag, the Scratching Brat. Oh, you guys are going to lose your mind. This mind. I will be in the band, mark my words. Okay, we will only take you if it's good. We're not gonna take any other crap. Okay, well it will be good, it's very good. 8.30. Sorry Meg, as you were. Unfortunately Dan is staying in the job.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Yes, yes I said I'd quit if you were to find out. Oh yeah that's right. Real high and low. Oh yeah, that's right. Real high and low. Clip, Meg and Dan. Okay, first up though, we've got Julie, Dan's mum, who says she has an 8 out of 10 story, coincidentally. We've been doing this for a while now, beat that coincidence, where everybody kind of, I think everybody in their life has had a coincidence with a gone man. What were the chances of that happening?
Starting point is 00:48:01 It's whether you remember it or not, I think, all the time. Well, if it's a good one, I think you would. If it's a great one like I think probably my best one is that my mum and dad and my wife's mum and dad got married on the exact same day and the exact same year. So her mum and dad and my mum have the exact same wedding anniversary. It just doesn't have much pizzazz does it? What do you mean? Same day. My wife's parents and my parents both saying I do to their husband and wife before we were even a thought. I think of a coincidence an amazing one like
Starting point is 00:48:29 you lost your dog you went down to Christchurch from Auckland one day and you saw a dog on the side of the road that had no home and it was your dog and somehow it had made it to Christchurch. How did he cross the strait? The inter-islander. My mum's on the phone. Hi Julie, hopefully you can pressure the son with your coincidence that you have. Pardon? I said hopefully you can convince your son that it's a good coincidence
Starting point is 00:48:53 because he's the hardest judge. Yes, absolutely, absolutely it is. Take it away. She's like, I hope it involves a dog that can get on a boat without a ticket. Otherwise Dan's not gonna be too impressed. No, no dog was involved in this coincidence. Uh oh.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Okay, so Dan's told me I've got to make this quite quick and not rave on like I normally do. Well he's already tried to hire you off but is that... Take your time, take your time Joyce. So many moons ago, many moons ago when I went over, I flew to London on my own and when I got over there I knew that I had a couple of friends or my best friend and her husband that were there, they'd gone over a month before. So I went and stayed with them for a couple of weeks or so and then just sort of I had to eventually I had to move out because you know they had some more flatmates etc so the only other person that I knew that
Starting point is 00:49:52 was in London at the time was another friend of a friend so I got in touch with her and I said oh hey don't rush it take, take your time, take your time. Take your time, take your time. Sorry, any chance that... Oh, stop it. You're doing a great job. You're doing great. Where's my line? Yeah, carry on. Any chance, any chance that you know of any flats
Starting point is 00:50:17 that are going, I desperately need somewhere to stay. And she said, oh, you know, like, you could come and stay with us, if you like, because you could come and come and stay with us if you like, because one of their flatmates had gone over to Europe on a Contiki trip and he was going to be away for a while. You can have his room until he gets back. Brilliant. And she said, I said, well, where are you? And where do you live? You know, where are you in London? She said, oh, we're in Acton. And I said, oh my God, I'm in Acton as well. I said, oh, she said, whereabouts in Acton are I said oh my god I'm in Acton as well and I said oh
Starting point is 00:50:45 she said whereabouts in Acton are you because I didn't know London very well and she said oh and I said oh we're in Church Street and I said oh my god I'm in Church Street and she said what number in Church Street and I said 28 yeah and I said no and we as it turned out no both in the same Friggin building shut up. He was the next floor up from me pick my Just went back upstairs. I just picked my bag went up the stairs and Never saw you like you've a her before she bumped into her? No, we had been there, I'd been there for about three weeks and we'd use the same staircase
Starting point is 00:51:31 every day and we'd never banged into each other. That's an incredible coincidence. And we ended up being best mates, we travelled around Europe together, her and I, we backpacked around Europe. It was amazing. That is incredible. I mean what are the chances? Very low, very low. Much, much lower than having the same birthday or same marriage day, I'll say that.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Oh, I think so too. If I'm honest, Jules, I'm not even really sure what happened halfway through, I zoned out. I don't even know what the coincidence was. Oh, look. He's so rude. He is rude, sorry, Mum, about that. I mean, it could have been condensed,. Oh look! He's so rude. He is rude, sorry mum about that. I mean it could have been condensed,
Starting point is 00:52:07 but I mean it doesn't matter. The end result is an incredible coincidence. I'm kidding Jules, I'm kidding. Yeah it is great, and it's a nice way to kick off the segment because it's a great bar that I think, maybe there might be people that could clear it, but it's not too low that we're all just stepping over it. It's a nice place to start.
Starting point is 00:52:25 That is the bar. That's the benchmark from Julie, Dan's mum. Can you beat that coincidence? Can you raise the bar? Mm. I think there's coincidences out there that are unbelievable. And I love it.
Starting point is 00:52:36 How many years ago was this? Um, oh, just a few. Yeah, just a few years. Put it this way, she went out. It would have been 40 years ago. Wow, you're still thinking about her. You're still thinking about her. Big impact on your life.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Yeah, incredible. All right. Texts are coming through, there's already a couple that I've gone, wow. So we'll get to the next. Okay, oh, do you know what's good if Dan goes, wow. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:59 You know what's a good one. Can anyone do it better than Dan's mum? Oh, another one, wow. Dan's mum and her female friend on their European trip. Stop making it sexual. I'm not, I was friends. You made it sexual, I didn't do anything. Clint, Meg and Dan.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Oh my gosh. Be that coincidence, we just had Dan's mum on, telling story about a thing that happened to her on her OE in London that she said happened 40 years ago and she still thinks about it. Mackenzie just texted, not that much of a coincidence, Jules. I did the exact OE in London that she said happened 40 years ago and she still thinks about it. Mackenzie just texted, not that much of a coincidence, Jules. I did the exact same thing in London. Really?
Starting point is 00:53:31 But that's uncanny. So long story short, she was staying in a house, she needed to move out, and she texted a friend who was living above her in the same house and they didn't even know. That's in London. Your mum didn't say that fast though. I know but you know it's a coincidence nonetheless.
Starting point is 00:53:48 Yeah. Okay, I have had a text come through that has said this will win your segment. Do you want it now? Do you want it after the phone calls we have? Oh well if it's the best then we'll leave it till the end. Yeah? If you think it, do you agree? I agree. I mean, have you read it?
Starting point is 00:54:02 No but do you think it's good? I think it's good. Okay. I'm gonna leave it till last. No, but do you think it's good? I think it's good. Leave it till last. Okay, here we go. Let's go to Jess. Morning, Jess. Morning. Hello.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Good. What's your coincidence? Oh, you didn't say hello, are we? Sorry. Morning. So I went on a holiday with my family. This would have been back in 2018, I think. And we decided to go to the US and we were heading on our way to Las Vegas
Starting point is 00:54:27 and we found like a mall in the middle of the desert super random mall but we're like oh we'll stop in and have a look and we um happened to bump into our neighbors who are also on holiday that's pretty good and the same mall in the middle of the USA and we're just in a small town in South Auckland so it's not like we have so many people. And you guys hadn't spoken beforehand about like hey we're leaving can you look after our house or we're leaving can you look after our house? That's wild. And have you even been to the Nevada desert that is a huge place you know massive.
Starting point is 00:55:02 We told the other neighbours we were like oh can you just watch our house like yeah yeah yeah but no one said anything that the other neighbours were going. Wow that's bloody good. I'm gonna send you a double pass to our must-see movie I think that's great uh Mission Impossible the final reckoning it's in cinemas on Saturday. Okay we also have Tabitha god I love your name Tabitha. Morning. Good morning team, how are we? Good Tabby, let's get it. Oh Tab. Wait, tell us your coincidence.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Okay, so back in 2012, my mum got cancer and I was getting married the following year after. And when she passed away, I went to go view the body, but the makeup that they had done on her, I just burst into laughter and I was like man you look like a Thunderbird. Yeah and then on my wedding day I was really worried about reading the card that she'd written for me it was a beautiful card that opened it up but she had ripped out a picture of a Thunderbird which was a Thunderbird lady holding a handbag and a whole bunch of crocodiles.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Sometimes you can't- Can I just confirm here? She wrote you a card before she passed away, knowing that one day in theory you would get married and she's like, I'm not gonna make it, so I'm gonna give you a wedding card now. Is that right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Oh my God, that's lovely. Yeah, that's correct. Wow. It's beautiful. And so, and then inside this card that she knew was gonna give to you one day on your wedding day, but she would have already passed at this point had a picture of a Thunderbird after for no reason you guys have a joke or a gag about Thunderbirds no nothing
Starting point is 00:56:34 at all she was just in the hospice and she decided to do it she was on obviously a lot of medication but yes she's got a picture of a Thunderbird and I've still got it to this day I love that because of's a great story. I love that because of all things this day that she looked like when she done her makeup. Maybe that's where the artist got the inspo from. Yeah. I love as well that you laughed when you viewed the body. Like, it's not the first thing I would do, but you obviously had a great relationship
Starting point is 00:56:59 with it. Yeah, it's cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. And I think as well because on the wedding day I thought I was going to be scared of opening this card and seeing that picture. It was just so uncanny. Oh I love that. Alright what's the text that you think is going to be the more meh? Here's the text, okay.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Can I have you change the music? Okay. I feel like that music actually doesn't do the story. Okay here we go. This is, I can almost guarantee the most uncommon thing that will come up on your Thursday segment. I work for a car dealership. My birthday is the 7th of the 6th, 1994. OK.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Five years ago, I was walking through a mall in Tauranga and came across some cars on display. You know how they have them inside the mall? Oh, yes, yeah, like, you know, dealerships. And it was the brand that I worked for, the car brand that I worked for. Mm-hm. So I went and looked at the car. On the inside of the car I noticed my name, first and last, on a business card in the
Starting point is 00:57:52 window, it's about the same, my full name. And I thought it was a joke because that's your car brand, it's like working at the edge here and you've got Clinton Randall set up but you've got nothing to do with it. So he called the number on the card and got talking and found out this man also worked for that brand with the first and last name and was also born on the 7th of the 6th 1994. Chills. He said we're basically twins from another era he's not related to me at all. That's the best one yet. That's the same one.
Starting point is 00:58:29 First and last name. Same age, same birthday, same job. And same job, everything. And in the same country. And they found each other in the most random way as well. It wasn't like you were searching for them on Facebook. No. And how many years apart did they say? What do you mean? Oh sorry, he was born 1964.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Oh not as good then. Oh okay, that's just 30 years apart. Yeah but the same date, same month. I like it Meg, I like it. It was a generation apart. It's a generation. It's a generation. Far out. I ruined it for you mate.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Sorry you shouldn't have told me all that. Oh baby if only it was 94 not 64. We got some cash to give away shortly. First off though, Airbnb this morning, I think it's more America but it'll probably feel straight down to New Zealand eventually, have announced their Airbnb services. It's a new feature that lets you book through their app, private chefs, personal trainers, party catering, yoga instructors, photographers, ha stylists, nail technicians, masseuses and more. So if you're like hosting an event at this Airbnb you can also be like we'll get a nail tech to come in.
Starting point is 00:59:33 I think it's a cool idea. Or get a private chef to come in and look after us the same time that we're booking this holiday for the family, you know? Yeah. Quite cool right? Yeah. Yes. Alright well let's get some cash in your hands.
Starting point is 00:59:45 If you fit the bill, you win the will. The Edge will to win. Here we go, let's take a listen. It's a little airy hearing Uncle Will from the grave. He must have spent a lot of time before he passed recording these messages. Recording all these. Nightmare. Take a listen.
Starting point is 01:00:01 All right, it's time to give away more cash from the will of Uncle Will. Now I've been arrested more times Take a listen. go and say I've forgotten your name and I blame it on having too many bevies or head knocks or meals lacking in proper nutrition but to be honest your name just wasn't that memorable sorry but yeah I do remember that you live in the North Island you've got a cat and you've been arrested overseas okay in the North Island you've got a cat and you've been arrested overseas at one point before. Okay that is you. Oh my god that's me 0800 edge 0800 8433343. I don't know if someone that's been arrested overseas would have a cat. Seems like two very different things.
Starting point is 01:00:59 Hey, after getting arrested you're doing naughty things all the time I suppose. True. The Edge will to win. Okay here is the criteria. If you fit the naughty things all the time I suppose Okay, here is the criteria if you fit the bill win the will The person I'm looking for lives in the North Island. They've got a cat and they've been arrested overseas So uncle will has left cash to that person. Is that you? I know and there's actually a few people that could fit so we have to have a security question to make sure it's the right person. Cassidy you think you fit most of the bill though you live whereabouts in the North Island? Palmerston North. Palmerston North, ding. Okay you've got a cat what's
Starting point is 01:01:36 their name? Ruby. Lovely name for a cat. And why were you arrested overseas? Well, I was staying with my uncle up in Australia and I decided it would be a good idea to try and grab these bag of lollies and run. You were arrested for a bag of lollies? Yeah, because when the security guard tried to like, you know, hold me down or whatever, tell the police what they got there I attacked him so I got done for assault on someone as well. Oh wow so you stole Bagelolies you assaulted a security guard? I feel like that's more of the story. You sound too sweet for that. I was nasty before I had my two goods. Oh yeah yeah right right right okay well if Cassidy if you are the right person
Starting point is 01:02:24 because it sounds like you fit the bill to me, you would apparently be able to know this, the answer to this question. Okay, you got five seconds to answer it at the end of the question, here it is. Okay, if you're really the right person, you'll get this one easily. Your question is, what is the length,
Starting point is 01:02:40 in minutes, of my favourite crime movie of all time you know the one and I need you and I miss you white chicks what is its length and minutes time Thank you. Oh, sorry Cassidy. That's a hard one. That's extremely hard. The answer was 109 minutes apparently. I don't know anybody that would know that. Even a person that would love the movie. I did not. Stab in the dark, hey. I did not know that about Will.
Starting point is 01:03:17 What's your favorite movie? Yeah, The Hobbit. I wouldn't have a clue. Oh, you were about to say naughty words. No, I didn't. Hours, hours. It would be two hours. So how many minutes is that? In minutes?
Starting point is 01:03:29 How many hours is The Hobbit? How many hours and minutes? It would be 182 minutes. No, but just your hours and your minutes. Two hours 45? 40? Two hours 49. God, she's close.
Starting point is 01:03:44 She's close. Maybe it is. Well done. If White Trick says your favourite movie, maybe you Two hours 49. God, she's close. She's close. Maybe it is. Well done. If White Tricks is your favourite movie, maybe you would know that. She still would have got it wrong. Is it a extended version? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:53 Well, great news is, yeah, I mean, no cash given away now, but it will jackpot to $500 at nine o'clock. So if you fit the bill, you'll win the wheel. $500 up for grabs in 45 minutes. We'll give another crack. And wait. The Clint, Meg and Dan podcast.
Starting point is 01:04:08 We were talking Momma's Boys off the back of Mother's Day the other day, and we got people texting in about the things their partners do. A lot of Momma's Boys around. Yeah, yeah. And then we got this text very late in the piece. I think it even came in a day later from Sharon and Meg's got the text she's gonna read to us that supposedly her son is a giant mumma's boy. Now Sharon your text said I have a mumma's boy he calls me at least twice a
Starting point is 01:04:35 day I have to make his doctor's appointment he's in his mid-20s and I still do his sheets and go there to pick up his daily washing he comes to Te Awa for dry house for once a week and I make his lunch for the next day. Are you an enabler? Correct. No, he's been studying to be a full time civil engineer and he didn't have time so I've just been helping him out for the last four years. I love that. Sharon, is he in a relationship? I'm guessing it's a no. No. He didn't have time.
Starting point is 01:05:03 Sharon, what we'd like to do is call him, because we're not saying you're lying, but there are two sides to every story, and we'll have you sitting quietly on hold while we call him and say that he's been accused of some momma's boy activities and see whether he'll own up to his behaviour over the last four years.
Starting point is 01:05:19 He won't own up. He's waiting to tell his two brothers what I do. Oh, so you're very much spilling the beans this morning Sharon. Okay well they're gonna find out. And does he listen to our show will he know who we are? Well he's out and about on the fields so probably not. Okay yeah typically in the surveys people in fields and always rate pretty poorly.
Starting point is 01:05:40 Sharon stay quiet in the background. I listen to you. Hello, Seth speaking. Hey Seth, how's it going mate? Yeah, good, thank you. How are you? Yeah, good. Man, I've got some unfortunate news to share with you.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Someone has been saying some bad things about you and I thought, man, there's two sides to every story here. And I want to give Seth the opportunity to say, hey, if it's not true, then it's not true. And I want to give Seth the opportunity to say, hey, if it's not true, then it's not true. We've just been told that you get your mum to make your doctor's appointments and call your mum twice a day.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Is that true? Yeah, yeah. Okay Seth, does your mum also wash your sheets and do your daily washing? Nah that would be my nana. Ohhhh! Now someone's lying! You got both ladies.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Okay and do you go round to mum's house at least once a week and then before you leave you make sure that she's packed the lunch for you for the next day? I feel like a stitch up. I mean the word mums boys has been thrown around a lot Seth and we just wanted to give you a chance to defend yourself bro. I'd love to defend myself but um I don't really think I can Sharon chicks out. Yeah and we've just had Mother's Day what did you get for your mom if she does all these wonderful things for you? Yeah no we um we took mum out for lunch. Oh my god. We paid. It's the sort that counts isn't it? So you just chose the restaurant? Yeah. Oh my god. That's brilliant. Oh man I can't help but think Sharon that you're an enabler here. We'll send you a double pass
Starting point is 01:07:24 to our must see movie Mission Impossible the final reckoning. Sound cinema's on Saturday, Seth maybe you can take your mum Sharon. Yeah, nah, I'll pick her up as well. Maybe buy her some popcorn and pay for it. Seth, just out of interest, who have you been talking to for the last three minutes, do you know? Do you know who we are? No, I've got no idea. I feel like I'm going to go on a jog. As long as it's not going on the radio across the country, you'll be fine. Yeah, well, cheers, thank you. Wait Sharon, can I confirm? So Seth didn't pay for lunch?
Starting point is 01:07:57 No. They did offer, my sons did offer, but I said no I wouldn't. You paid for lunch! Hey, poor Seth is still studying, isn't he? but my son stood off but I said no I wasn't. You're a baby! You're an enabler! I love you! Hey poor Seth is still studying isn't he? No hang on a minute, no only young. So I rather they save me money. Oh you're a good mum, you're a good mum.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Yeah I really appreciate it. I love you. Clint, Megan, Dan. Clint, Megan, Dan scandal. Triple scandal. Is this the first time we've ever had a triple? Actually I used to do triple scandals back in the day and then we changed it to just one scandal. I used to do triple all the time Dan. Wow. I know. Sort of your warehouse really in a way. Okay first up we're saying that the first poster for The Wicked for Good has officially been released. This is what it looks like boys. I know you won't care too much about posters Clint Dan. Looks awesome thoughts? Looks awesome, got the yellow brick road in there. Nice.
Starting point is 01:08:45 I think Dorothy does feature in the second movie. And we are getting the trailer for it on June 4th. Actually do have the Wicked poster from the first movie. You do, signed. Signed by both the girls. That would be worth a lot, that poster. Not in my room, it's in my daughter's room. Yeah, very cool.
Starting point is 01:09:03 So yeah, we're going to get the trailer for that June 4th, which is really exciting, because I have no ideas about any part of the second movie. It's based on the second act of the musical. The first movie is the first act. I will say this. I've seen the musical twice on Broadway, and I reckon the second movie is gonna be bigger than the first. Really? That's exciting. Okay, second scandal.
Starting point is 01:09:26 There has been an announcement on Bridgerton. Dearest gentle reader, really is this author granted the opportunity to share with you such information? With great pleasure, I can announce Bridgerton shall return for seasons five and six. Seasons four is debuting in 2026. So we're gonna get season four next year, but we've already been locked in for 5 and 6.
Starting point is 01:09:48 Are we still, is this still hype around Bridgette? I don't know, the last couple of seasons have been a bit of a fizzle. I actually genuinely, it's weird, I think I have enjoyed them. Sure they maybe haven't had the same, oh I don't know, I like Penelope and Collins. No, I'm into it. I would like to see the seasons, but it does feel like waiting for the next season, 2026, next year, let alone two more seasons to come. I'll have like fully grown kids.
Starting point is 01:10:14 It's just wild, you know what I mean? It's just wild to think that they were already announcing. And I don't think you'll ever beat the chemistry with the reggae Jean-Page. I think that was the first season, wasn't it? That was when it kind of made it famous. Did he want too much? But Jonathan Bailey was in the second one. Did he want too much money or his conditions, with the reggae Jean-Page. I think that was the first season wasn't it? That was when it kind of made it famous. But Jonathan Bailey was in the second one.
Starting point is 01:10:27 Did he want too much money or his conditions were too extravagant and they were like see you later buddy. There are different rumors about that but every season is about a different couple. It wouldn't have focused on him anyway. And did you think maybe he was like well if it's not focused on me it's not really worth my time. I'm gonna springboard into something else. He could have showed up a couple of episodes, they might have had a slight storyline,
Starting point is 01:10:47 but every season is not about the past couple. They'll be there maybe a couple of episodes. But every new season is a new love story. So yeah, I don't know if he got done dirty on that. But make haste please, my God, 2026. And the final one, we have, believe it or not, a Rihanna single coming out tomorrow. No, I don't believe it.
Starting point is 01:11:06 I don't believe it either. Yes it is, true, it's true. Is it a precursor to an album? Like is this a single? No. Because she's been saying, you know. It's not gonna be on the album. She's making so much money with Fenty now,
Starting point is 01:11:17 like she doesn't even need to make music anymore, and that's why when anyone asks her about new music, she dodges the question. It is a single of hers. Okay. Officially. And does she give anything else? Yep.
Starting point is 01:11:27 What? What she said? It's called Friend of Mine. Okay. It's for the Smurfs movie. Brilliant. Oh, that makes me kind of go, oh come on Rihanna. A Smurfs movie? She's doing it for the kids.
Starting point is 01:11:42 She's doing it for her kids. Just like stuff that... She's worth 1.4 billion. I's worth 1.4 billion. She doesn't need to be doing music anymore. I actually think you're right. She's genuinely just doing it for her kids. Yeah. It was like when celebrities were like, oh my gosh, I'm not sure how we got them on The Masked Singer. And then they would be like, yeah, I got kids. And they like it. Actually what I'll do is I'll send this to Nipia very quickly. I've actually found a clip of the song. So I will send this to producer Nipia and we might have to play it in the next break. Okay. But it's just, it's only a couple of hours out.
Starting point is 01:12:11 With the Smiths trailer, it's got some of the song in it. Okay. So we'll get it and see what you guys think. Clint, Meg and Dan. Three of us are in a band with our two producers. Nip's and Webb Gilbella and somebody else wants in. Clint, Meg and Dan are on a mission to see if they can start a band with zero prior musical experience.
Starting point is 01:12:29 And after being turned down to open for Mitch James. That was so shit. I love you all individually as people, but as a band, one of the worst. We started hunting for a new event to play at. My 40th. It's at the Devonport RSA. An RSA.
Starting point is 01:12:43 Oh, I've always wanted to play an RSA. And I've got kegs of espresso martini. Oh! Kegs of espresso! You should have led with that. So it's official, the gig's locked in and the date is set. And now practices are rolling smoothly too.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Until Yaz decided she wanted to join the band as well. This, this, this bit here. Bop bop bop. Before Dan starts. The thing is it's quite a subtle part of the song and I don't know if Yaz does subtle well. We're about to find out. Morning, Yaz. Good morning.
Starting point is 01:13:13 I'm so ready. I'm ready to be a part of this band. Look at my outfit. Yeah, you're looking good. You're looking like you're in a band. Right? I'm wearing a leather jacket. Looking the part.
Starting point is 01:13:24 And before we get started, I just wanna... I know that there was some chat about riders, so can I put through some requests? No, no, you can't. You're not in yet. You're not in the band. No, but trust me, this is like a... I'm in. Show him.
Starting point is 01:13:37 You do understand we've been working for months behind the scenes. We've been working for months behind the scenes. Learning an instrument. And you want to come in the week beforehand, order things on the rider. The thing is, I've been working for months as well on my bass. No, you haven't. We literally gave you this thing yesterday. OK, well, here is the bit you just heard, the beginning. So you would be starting the performance.
Starting point is 01:14:01 Yeah. And there's also out the back of the first chorus. You can hear more scratching. Take a listen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:11 Yeah. Yeah. So look, honestly, it's definitely not for the faint hearted, this part. No, I mean, again, we've had MusicWorks lend us two guitars, a drum set, like all very professional. I did reach out to Music Works and they did ask hey any chance of a wah wah pedal? They said I think we've done enough, I think we've lent enough and I was like yeah okay
Starting point is 01:14:35 fair enough. But that hasn't stopped me, I bought some things from home and um Which concerns me. Yesterday I did like a bit of an impromptu audition I'm just a little bit worried about kind of getting out there you just like shook around like a piece of cardboard yeah I think it sounds actually quite good to be honest this sounds shocking and I'll tell you why we need you're the first person anyone's gonna see on stage okay okay so blow people away that's that's what I'm... So you need to blow people away. Well, that's what I'm a bit nervous about. So I don't wanna just go up there and shake a bit of cardboard.
Starting point is 01:15:09 Like, I'll look like an idiot. Good. I wanna look like I've almost got DJ Dex. I don't have DJ Dex. So what's the closest thing? What's the closest thing? Let's see what she's got. DJ Dex.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Okay, maybe a record player. It is a sewing machine. It's a sewing machine. So she's brought him around. It's a sewing machine. Okay. It looks like the part... Imagine me, I'm up here. It doesn't look anything like a DJ.
Starting point is 01:15:27 It does. It looks as much like an elephant looks like a horse. What about this? I pull this up. What's that? Can you make the sound? What does that do? Nothing.
Starting point is 01:15:37 What does that mean? I thought it was going to go a little bit, I don't know. Okay, look. It's quite a visual thing. So here we go. So this is going to sound, can you... No, I don't know. Okay, look. That was quite a visual thing. So here we go. So this is going to sound... Can you maybe play the audio again so we can compare?
Starting point is 01:15:49 Okay. So that's what we're looking for. You're going to make it look cool. Ready? Okay. No worry about how it looks. So here, get her to help. Put the mic. Two, three, four, and...
Starting point is 01:15:59 Okay, that's a no. That's a no. Okay, so first of all. That's a no. First of all, straight away no. Please tell me you have something else to make the noise. Oh no. I was really hoping for this one because the other things aren't quite as visually appealing. Okay, again, we have been trying to look like a cool, respectable, drop-rock band. You're kidding, eh?
Starting point is 01:16:22 You're kidding that you came. Did you genuinely, in all seriousness, drop-rock band. You're kidding, eh? You're kidding that you came, like, I used to do, genuinely, like, in an all-series, Cissie, as, did you seriously come in today thinking that that would be good? Like, an all-series, Cissie, I just wanna know. It sounded worse on the microphone. Option two, what is option two? Okay, so everyone, yesterday, on the,
Starting point is 01:16:40 on the text machine, because I asked everyone in my show, what can I use? They said some metal, kind of like a sheet of metal. Yeah, which is what I suggested too, I think. I'd say it would be closer. No, we didn't have a sheet of metal. It's only kind of, it's like a cake tin kind of vibe. It is, it's the bottom of a cake tin.
Starting point is 01:16:56 And this is what it would sound like, which I don't think is the best option, but look, people suggested it. I think what they mean is like floppy metal that you couldn't... Okay. No, that one's out. That one's out. So that one's done. What's this one? No? That one's done. Wait, this isn't good.
Starting point is 01:17:08 You have one more opportunity. Oh no. And we are going to vote. No. And it feels like... Are you genuinely serious? Are you going to win this dumb? Dan, come on.
Starting point is 01:17:20 No, that one isn't good. I'll actually give it... That one is in. That one's not good. Okay, one final chance before you're out. Three of us have put together a band, MCDC. We have our first performance in less than two weeks. Not this weekend, next.
Starting point is 01:17:33 And Yaz has decided from the full noise workday, she wants in. We said there are no more roles. We've filled all the roles and she said, wait, no one's doing the scratching at the start of the song. Can I do that? And we said, if you can go away and in 24 hours come back with something that sounds close enough to replicate that then yes. To be fair, what I've brought so far hasn't been very good. But it's good that you've admitted that, it's good that you've admitted it. I just thought like going up there and having like some sort of DJ deck looking thing as in like the
Starting point is 01:18:05 sewing machine I just bought it would look cooler than like a deck. A sewing machine looks nothing like a deck. Okay so you had one final opportunity to impress us before we vote on whether you are in or out of the band. A barbecue grill, like a camping portable barbecue grill would look more like a DJ deck though. Oh yeah but it did sound terrible. Okay, so here's the thing. There are two parts I want to sound like. I want to sound like the scratching
Starting point is 01:18:30 and I want to sound like the wah-wah. So it sounds like you need two different things. So I do, and I have two different things. The things I have are a big laminated sheet and a pill packet with a pencil, okay? Now I know you're going to sit there and you're going to strip me. No, I'm listening.
Starting point is 01:18:44 Be like, dad. I'm optimistic. He's biting his tongue. No Just trust me. Okay. I know yeah, I just seem to this out. I'm not looking at you I'm looking every side of stage in the dark. Just listen to the sound Yes, can I just say that's just something you've got off a wall at work You had this is a big thing. Ready? Okay. Okay. You're replicating this. And take it away.
Starting point is 01:19:08 Three, four. Okay. Okay. Well, you have to do it. The scratchy and the wah-wah happens at the same time. Can I confirm that one more time with the music, Clint? It happens at the same time? Yes, it is. No, this is the scratchy now. This is the happens at the same time. Can I confirm that one more time with the music Clint? I don't think so. It happens at the same time? Yes it is. No, this is the scratching now. This is the bit she's now gonna replicate.
Starting point is 01:19:28 No, it's the start of the scratching too. Okay, ready? And. That's closer. That is closer. Hey? Hey? Time to vote.
Starting point is 01:19:38 I think you need to take the pills out of there. That was closer. Can I ask one more thing Clint? I know we've gotta rush it. Yeah. Well I just think it's an easy. Okay. Could we you need to take the pills out of there. That was closer. Can I ask one more thing Clint? I know we've got to rush it. Well I just think it's an easy... Could you just play the start part again? Because I'm pretty sure you have to scratch and laminate at the same time.
Starting point is 01:19:54 And I'd like to have you do it. Here we go. Scratching and laminating. I can do that. Both at the same time. I can do that. Scratching and laminating. Here we go. Go. Okay. Okay. I'm going to own way. Here we go, go. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna vote. It's not that bad.
Starting point is 01:20:07 Dan, can I get your vote? Please, me. Now. I think it'll be, my silence during this whole break will be clear as to my thoughts on it. I will say this, we've all practiced for a month, or as Meg could say, month. And we've really genuinely, yeah,
Starting point is 01:20:21 as we've put our heart and soul into this, and we're really, really trying. And you think I haven't? You've literally brought in a health and safety plan that's been found on the wall of the edge and a packet of pills that you've found in your handbag. Sorry, in my sewing machine, I've literally brought in my whole sewing machine. That sounded horrible. Okay.
Starting point is 01:20:36 So for me, I'm gonna be honest, it's a no. Okay. I am... Oh god. I will back my girl and say yep Just doesn't want to be the worst in the band true Okay, well, I just have to hope that should please Please I'll babysit your kids. I'll do anything. Please just let me I don't know if there is anything that you could offer me
Starting point is 01:21:02 That would be big enough for you to be in the band and perform the start of the song that we all then have to follow the energy of. I don't have to have a rider, I don't care. I'll just come for the vibe, please. There's a couple of texts that have come through. Yaz sucks. Well, that person needs to be blocked, that's horrible.
Starting point is 01:21:22 Someone said, not bad, I reckon. She's in the back. Someone has said, not bad, I reckon. It's going to be a, that's horrible. Someone said not bad I reckon, she's in the back. Someone has said not bad I reckon. It's going to be a no from me today. Clint! But come back next year. No. And we'll...
Starting point is 01:21:33 No! It's an easy no, someone else has said. What the heck? What do you mean? That doesn't sound like it. Sorry, I feel like you had 24 hours to really show you were serious. I am serious. And you've let yourself down, you've let us down,
Starting point is 01:21:46 and you've let anyone that's related to you listening down. This is so, I'm literally on the ground over there. Hey, there'll be other bands, there'll be other bands and other opportunities, but unfortunately MCDC is not your opportunity. Chris just made me vomit. But also aroused at the same time. So, sorry about that. But also aroused at the same time. So, um...
Starting point is 01:22:05 Uh, sorry about that. But we thank you for your time. Well, what am I supposed to do now? I'm not sure. You can come along if you want to. If you've got that sewing machine, you can make our costumes. Yes. Oh, we do need costumes!
Starting point is 01:22:16 Are you a good sewing? I'm alright. Yeah. Yeah, okay, you can make costumes. Nah, this is just... Oh, you don't want that. Basically, I just need a big moo-moo at this point. Moo-moo?
Starting point is 01:22:26 She can do a moo-moo! We'll all be waiting for our costumes and we'll be performing like nude in our underwear because Yez hasn't finished the job in time. And that's what you deserve for this. Alright, hey, unfortunately it doesn't always go your way. Hey, but you gave it a bash. Yeah.
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