The Edge Breakfast - FULL SHOW I flashed the postie...

Episode Date: September 10, 2025

This podcast description was blatantly written by AI... Join Clint, Meg, & Dan, with Ash London for an action-packed episode of the Edge Breakfast Show! In this episode, the team debuts a new Christchurch anthem that's been taking listeners by storm. From discussions about secret relationships to sharing hilarious and heartfelt parenting fails, the show is full of relatable and entertaining moments. Don't miss the fan-favorite segments like 'Spa Full of Stars' and the Friends Phoner. Tune in for laughs, tears, and an uplifting start to your day! 00:00 Introduction and Opening Banter02:24 Throwback Song and Avril Lavigne Discussion12:04 Open Homes and Real Estate Frustrations13:40 Royal Family and Prince Harry18:52 UFOs and Alien Conspiracies30:12 Postcode Playlist for Christchurch35:41 Hematoma and Hairdresser Mishaps35:57 Listener Stories: Crashing Dad's Ferrari and Flashing the Postie38:19 Postcode Playlist and Listener Feedback42:19 Secret Relationships Inspired by Friends52:22 Imperfect Parenting Moments01:06:41 Christchurch Anthem and Listener Reactions

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is? It's spicy, full of back tan, an immediate regret. Oh, this isn't Love Island. It's the edge breakfast with Clint Megandan with Ash London. Good morning, everybody.

There's one to six. Who's spicy and who's full of regret? I have a bit of both. A bit of spicy regret. I think the tan was aimed at me. Yeah. I wasn't very spicy. I feel like you boys in this show

have brought out my spice. I know, you're quite a spicy individual. If I could describe Ash London, I'd go gorgeous, funny, and a little bit. Thank you. I'd love to be, I like to, be known as a bit spicy. Actually, we just turn the lights up. You have made an effort this morning, thank you.

I just put my makeup on. Did you just look at my boobs a little bit? Yeah, he did, I think. Sex is pick. His eyes swim. Yeah. He always looks at boobs. I got no boobs today.

I saw nothing. She's wearing a puffy jacket. Yeah. Even if I was. I haven't said in a disappointing way. I don't know if I was. I have got the top on though that I flushed Ricky Bannister my boobs with. So I've put my Palestine pen over it now so that it can't come open.

Think of that. Putting a Palestine pin across your cleavage just to stop your boobs coming out. It's what the Gazans would want. Yeah, great stuff. And also, it means if any guys check out my boobs today, they'll be, oh, free Gaza. Yes. It's really good advertising, actually. It really is.

Hey, 7 o'clock this morning. I mean, I don't know if you get a chance to listen. From 6 till after 7. You know, it's a big inning, it's an hour of the show. Hayden does. Yeah, thank you, Hayden Allen. Yep. And Marilyn, our friend Mary.

Yes. Love her to be. There's a few MVPs. Steve. Yep. Sure. Keith. Yep.

No, you're just saying names. Louise. But even if you have to go away and you get busy, come back. Make sure you come back. Especially. Willamina? You live in Christchurch or have ever lived to

Christchard. It was good. Pay list day. Kourapar 7. Kourapar 7. Sue. Stop saying names. I'm just going through the list.

Okay. You've annoyed me now. He's trying to push your song. Bertha. I like your lavender top, Clint. Oh, thank you, babe. It's a lavender. Yeah, no.

Like a lilac. The guy that always says, Sucker D, Dan. He's just texted her again. I love him. I love that guy. Love him. Clint, Megan, Dan. Oh, my gosh.

And we're going to jump in. to a 6am throwback and it's a song that's being stuck in your head ash for probably the last week. Because of the spa full of stars.

We, Averill Lavin is in this bar and this song was played as part of a promo or something or it came up because we were talking about Averill. I woke up in the middle of the night last night and in my head was like all my life I've been good

by now. I'd go as far as to say this is probably your best song. Oh, really? Yeah, better than Skaterboy. Skater boy's flush in the pan, you know. Skaterboy, girlfriend. Guys are uncomplicated and other good songs.

Yeah, but then you're right. What the hell sort of sits maybe fourth highest in terms of like songs that people would recall. If you were on, what is it, Family Feud? And you said, name and never will be songs. Do you know what else there is, though? It's a damn good night. Farn a figure out this life. That's a true.

Something, time, take me on and you. I don't know who you are. I love it when you guys do duets. Yeah. So palatable. You do all the singing in this show. I know. And sometimes we like to sing.

Because, you know, Ash actually has an incredible voice. It's very gorgeous voice. Yeah, that's a tune too. Yeah. So if you are playing along 7 o'clock this morning. I just need to double check, actually. I think there's only one star left. Did someone get a star yesterday?

There was another. There was a star guest yesterday, eh? There's only one left. I just want to make sure which one it was. No one else knows. Only you. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I got sent an email late last night being like there's one star left.

Here it is here. Take a listen. It's getting hot in here. And I'm pretty sure somebody got the last star, the here. Who is it? Well, don't say anything unless you spread your ear. Maybe you imagined it. Maybe you imagined the email.

If I had to put money one way out of that, I'd be putting it on the fact that there's one left. Oh, it's going to go by tomorrow. But yes, I was drinking yesterday, but I said the one point. Someone's going to win a $45,000 spa pool. If you can guess the one last star. So what we'll do is we'll play Averulivine, and then we'll come back and we'll let you know who has been guest and who is yet to be guest. Because Dan's right.

One name stands between you and a $45,000. Sparpool! The Clint Meg and Dan podcast. For stars. Yeah, we had another guest yesterday with Sparful of Stars. So that means there's only one star left to get to win a $45,000 spart pole. Now, we had to just call my husband to confirm which star had been guests, but he was half asleep. Now, just so you know, Ash's husband is also the boss.

Yeah, she's just going to call. Yeah, weird husband that knows everything. I almost don't trust, he was so asleep that I almost don't trust that he was thinking, straight and now I'm thinking if we go on air and we say the one that, and then the last name, the one that remember, we'd have to change the voice or something again. Okay, so what, he said

the second one. He said the second one has been guessed and the fifth one is still still open. So the hair. He was too tired. Honestly, he was too tired. I reckon I don't trust him. The hair what he's saying is the hair is still not being guessed. Take a listen. It's getting hot in here.

So that means if Billy Eilish is one we knew that what's his face? Russell Crow is three and Everall Levina's four Who's two? Don't say it because I think he was too tired

to get the information right No I'm serious Okay do we hold off till seven Once we find out and get proper confirmation Unless there's someone listening This is how secret if this is at this station Unless there was someone listening That was it on a drive

On our votes? It was with Cowan yes Do you know, Clint, at least, the name of the one that's been guessed? No, I just know there's one left, but there were two. So what happens is if we have the wrong one and I say the wrong one, well, then I've given all five. And exactly, the whole competition's ruined. Hence my, it's just because, okay, someone texted through that's listed through that's listed.

Okay, you have guessed it. I mean, this was a clue in the background. Post Malone is number two. I feel like the attention span is getting so short now. So it means that the fifth one is still not been guessed. So Billy Arlis, Post Malone, Russell Crow, Averill Levine, and if you can give us the fifth name saying, Heer, it's getting hot in here.

You will win a $45,000 spar pool delivered to your house. I feel like we need to give Caitlin, who's texted through like a Z coffee voucher or something. We do. She's obviously a big, you know. Let's get her on first caller. Let's get her on next. First call of the day. What a legend.

Listening in a day, listening at 12 past six. She's doing more than our bloody producers are. That's for sure. They didn't know. They're sitting in there useless. A couple of spare pricks at a wedding, those two. He's just... He's just jealous of you boys because you're better looking than him.

I'll take that. The EP of the show should have known that. I'm going to be honest. Dan, you would think nine years in the booth as a producer, he would have more love and passion for. I would well above knowing what that stuff is now. I'm on here, baby. Dan barely knows what's going on.

You got demoted to announce her. What are you talking about? You keep telling yourself that bum Clint, Megan Dan Leschol Dan keeps asking for the extended outro because he wants more singing at the end from Chapel

And we're like, no, that's all you get I know you love it but you know some things don't go forever Yeah Great boys Yeah if you do love a absolute banger Make sure you're listening

Just after 7 o'clock For Christchurch's Postgo playlist Quarterby 7 Featuring the lovely The Incomparable The talented Clinton Randall On a bit of a couple of verses there. I heard you boys were in the studio

with Grant, just laying down some bars riffing, getting the... I haven't heard even a second of this week's post-grade playlist. Clint laid down his bar while we're in there. My goodness. One of the best bars I've ever seen. Is that a penis joke or a poo joke? Or either.

First call of the day. Dan doesn't even know what he's saying half the time. We're going to Cambridge this morning. Beautiful part of the country. Caitlin, good morning. Good morning. Oh, I love Cambridge. Have you ever been, Ash, being from Australia?

No, the closest I've been to Cambridge would probably be when I drove to Topor. Maybe I was kind of in the area. Cambridge is what they call, and correct me if I'm wrong, Caitlin. Up and coming. Ooh. I should think so. It's such a beautiful town. It is.

I would not live anywhere else. Oh, I love to hear that. It's so wonderful to love where you live. Not many people can say that, babe. Yeah, we quite often go down to Lake Taraweta, Hannah's family. family have a batch down there and I uh we always stop at Cambridge to get a coffee on the way down

there's this lovely cafe there um and it's always busy but the best coffee yeah no it's such a beautiful town oh my gosh beautiful people I have been to Cambridge yeah it's lovely we stopped for coffee yeah that's what you do because I asked someone oh should I stop at Hamilton and they're like nah no no no no no

so in Cambridge oh it is beautiful Caitlin now correct me from wrong Caitlin but I heard a rumour about there's a school in Cambridge where a percentage of the students because it's a horse in thoroughbred town a lot of students ride their horses to and from school. Is this correct or is it a silly rumour? I haven't seen or heard that

before so I would say it is a rumour but like who knows who knows it is Cambridge. A lot happens. Small town. Yeah I'd like to think it does but I was like because then who's looking after the horses during the school in a stable? That's kind of I'm kind of like when people say, you know, are you from Australia? Is it true that people ride their kangaroos to school?

And as kids, we'd be like, yeah, and lie to all the Americans. Yeah. Katelyn, it says here, producers have been grilling you for some info. You've been in the proposal waiting room for a while. You've been with your partner, five years, no ring yet? Yep, no ring, no house. Have you put the pressure on? Oh, 100%.

My friends have put the pressure on. Okay, you get one before the end of this year. House or ring? House, 100%. Nice, she's a realist. I like that. Yeah, the house is more expensive. Especially if Cambridge is up and coming, you've got to get into the market now.

A lot of new subdivisions in Cambridge as well. You could get in there. How far away do you reckon you are from getting the keys? Oh, maybe fingers crossed. Hopefully start a next year at least. Okay. That's awesome. That's cool.

You're doing all the open homes and the weekend and stuff? Well, I organise them. But, yeah, turning him through. But it's hard to get him pushed through them. Yeah. You know what you need for the new house is a spa pool, a $45,000 spa pool, another chance for you to win that. Oh, that'd be nice. I know.

There's only one star left to guess. It's the last one. Don't say anything on air, Caitlin, because we don't want to ruin your chances. But do you think you might have any idea as to who the hear might be? I've been thinking, and I think so. Okay. I keep, like, replaying in my head, and I've, Okay, you should call up at 7 or 8.

A lot of people do call, but I hope you get through, babe, because we love you. All right, thanks to our show sponsor, Z. We'll see you out of the voucher that you can go spend. Kaven for chatting to us, being first call of the day. Gooden the Hood is on at Zed. You can vote for your favourite community group today. Yeah, good on you, Caitlin. Open homes day and the weekends can be the most exciting or depressing things ever.

Oh my God, it gets to the point where, like, you're like, I'll just want any house. Any house we can have bought or buy, I cannot. go, I kind of walk through the doors of another bloody over at home when a real estate agent and a cheap suit said, hello, can I just have your number? And then they lie because you go, you start getting a gauge as to what things are worth and they go, oh,

they want like a low forward. You're like, bullshit. There's a lot of interest though, getting quick. Once in Sydney, we fell in love with his house and my auntie and uncle a couple years ago and we like had our like money ready to go. We rocked up to the auction and there were like so many people there.

It went for 550,000. $1,000 over what they said the guide was. That's what they do. They get bums on seats to make it look like there's more interest. I was filthy. I stared at the real-as-a-agent as the auction was had. Look at me in the eyes. Because I was like on TV at the time she thought I was so rich.

So she thought I would just buy it. And as soon as it went like three-hound, I was like staring at her like, you did you talk. And like, that was unprecedented. We had no idea. I tell you what, she wouldn't have cared about that stare. She saw the commission that came through. All right.

The big story of the morning coming up in Scandal. Are you going with the UFO stuff? Well, we've got UFO, but I'm kind of obsessed with Prince Harry making up with his family. And there's signs that maybe, you know, something's happening there. So maybe we'll do both. The Clint McGinn' Dan podcast. Gossip of entertainment. Clit me and Dan with Ash London.

Scandal. How do we feel about royal news? How do we feel about Prince Harry, first of all? Because I know, Dan, that you don't like Megan Marry. But does that extend to Has? Yeah, to be honest, I find them just a little bit repulsive when it comes to... Like, they say one thing, and then they're doing in this attention-seeking thing on the other side. So both of them are as bad as one another.

I've never been a royal. Like, even if, I mean, the Queen... No, I know, you haven't clint. Me too. The Queen RIP, like, if she was... I don't know, if she was a five-minute walk to go and meet her and shake her hand, I just wouldn't bother. I agree. She's just an old lady.

And they're a family that just, what are they, they've inherited land and wealth and power for what do they do? Nothing. I will say that Queen Elizabeth, I'm sure she had her faults, but she was an incredible lady. Oh, I'm sure she was lovely. I just don't know her. Dedicated her life to the crown.

I know, but so have like so many public servants around the world and we don't have to curtsey and bow to them. All the formalities around it when you haven't earned. Put it this way. Prince Harry or Prince William were like walking around the edge office and stuff. I wouldn't go out of my way to try and get a selfie. I wouldn't get a selfie with Prince Harry but I'd be like, What's up, bro?

Have I told you about my... Sub-brough? Sub-brough. Have I told you my boarding school story how I went to that fancy boarding school and Prince Harry in Australia, it's called Timber Top? And Prince Charles went there, you go for a year. It's in the mountains.

And Prince Charles went when he was in Year 9 and in my year, Prince Harry was meant to come. Wow. So, look, I could have married him. You could have been... I could have been... You could have been Megan Markle. Yeah.

But unfortunately he did not come in the end. so all the girls that you were like Still counts Thank you Anyway To the Duke of Sussex That's Harry Return to the UK on September 8th

To support some of his charities Because he's that kind of guy And while he was there He travelled to Nottingham For the Wild Well Child Awards And then saw his dad Two hours

Which is the first time And I maybe read like a couple of years They've seen each other in person Yes Which is you know Like a lot of people don't see their dad for a while. I thought we just had Father's Day

recently as well. Is it the same Father's Day? I think it's only in New Zealand. I think it moves around. No, and Australia. But I feel like the Commonwealth countries have the same one. And then the American, I don't know.

Maybe it was a nice reminder for him going, I should catch up with Dad. Yeah, I mean, it's been like two years since I've been in the same room with each other. I think the whole thing is just so sad, what would Diane, I think? Yeah, she wouldn't want to know. And she'd be heartbroken from if Heaven is real,

up in heaven watching them. And that really breaks my heart. Yeah. It is. It's a strange one. though, you don't know what goes behind closed doors in that royal family. And we'll never know. You'll never know.

So there might actually, he might, Harry, in all fairness, might, I think he does have a reason not to talk to them because he's been treated fairly badly. How do they stop, like, servants in the castle doing like a tell-all, you know, when they leave? That's where all the rumours come from. These people that go, oh, I've heard. Like, do a Netflix documentary and get all ex-staff members to all come together, pay them a truckload of money. Have you not seen these documentaries on Netflix? That exact thing happens.

Or they're like whistleblowers I used to work in the kingdom Really? But I think most of the people are like staunch royalists who really believe that the work they do is for the gourd of the United Kingdom

and blah blah blah So most of them would like die But have you seen Downton Abbey Like you know The people that work in the house For the most part 90% of them are like I'll die before I tell on

Lady Grant them Yeah Right they'll Like snitches get stitches type vibes Like they're just like No I'm a vault I'd just love the royal family. I'd never do anything to...

I'd be telling those secrets after two days. Yes, amen. I'd be calling the mirror. Yeah, I'd be calling Hannah. I'm going, you never know what I saw in the kingdom this morning. In the castle. Do you know my brother got to meet the Queen? Got invited to Buckingham Castle Palace.

And he's got photos shaking her hand. Wow. And like the invitation to him. I stood on her grave. It was like a month or two after she'd passed away. We were in London and we went to Windsor Castle where Queen Elizabeth is buried and I got told off by one of the guards

because I stood right on top of it you're not supposed to stand next to it obviously? Yeah I know but I was like reading the plaque looking down and he was like get off Have you seen that video of Lizzie when she's like at the it's like a horse or a cow

she's at some like agriculture show and she looks bored AF and then this oh what is it did you go to producers no no I want to say it's a cow and it comes and she's like And her whole face comes alive because she loves it so much.

Maybe it's a horse. I don't know. I'll find the video. It makes me so happy. It's a brief moment of humanity from the royals who are usually so just like, yeah. Yeah, she lets her guard down for a couple of seconds.

Yes. Oh well. We didn't get to talk about the UFO stuff, but there's a UFO coming to you. Yeah, we'll do it later. Okay, 20 to 7, your chance to have it. Crack at the Sparful of Stars. We only need the last star

and the $45,000 spaple is yours. It's getting hot. Here. Who's saying here? And that spark was yours. It was a cow, guys. Okay, great. It's a beautiful cow.

I'm going to show it to you in the ad break. Thank you. Oh, great. Goody. Clint Megan Dan. Spinky Boo. There's been a lot of suspicious activity going on at the moment. And I know you're like, oh, I want a load of BS.

Just take a listen to just some of the things that are happening or about to happen in the very near future. Do you guys hear what the James Webb telescope just discovered? They said we have alien ships heading towards Earth. at light speed. Okay, what? They're the size of cities. And the only reason they're calling them alien ships is because they're on this one trajectory

and then turned towards Earth. How far away are they? The predictions range from a couple of years to a couple of weeks. And so what happened is I think... First we had some loser podcasters. I don't believe everything you hear on the internet. But supposedly they were like,

oh, they're just meteors. But then the meteors are changing speed and direction. And they were like, they don't do that. So now they've gone and changed their prediction to a number of years to two weeks away. Yeah, and the government's keeping all the information from us. It's a conspiracy. It's the government, man. Speaking of the government, the Mars thing?

Yeah, so Sean Duffy, who is like a NASA guy, he did a press conference. He's also a United States Secretary of Transportation. He held a press conference and he announced that a rover on Mars has uncovered the clearest sign of life ever found on Mars. They found a sign of a microbial life which is like a biological signature that something was alive here. Okay, and then... The rover apps.

There was a UFO, like an identity... Not the rover app. They discovered it. No, well, hopefully. Some unidentified flying object and they decided to hit it with a hellfire missile which is used to blow shit up effectively in a nutshell, but it turns out it didn't.

This video is of an MQ9 drone tracking an orb, or this object, off the coast of Yemen. You'll see that another MQ9 launched a hellfire missile. Are you aware of anything in the United States government arsenal that can split a hellfire missile like this? No. Except maybe Ironman. The world might be ending.

Aliens and actually might be coming. to end us all. And I wouldn't blame them at this point. One of the most powerful missiles in the world split in two when it hit its target. What is going on? That's crazy stuff. It's on Dady Mail at the moment if you want to see that.

Look at this footage with scepticism because I'm like, AI now. You can't believe everything you see. That's true. So how believable, how truthful is it? And they lied to us about going to the moon. That's a lie that's still... Who did the government?

The US government. NASA conspiracy. Okay. Let's say hi. aesthetically, we've got two weeks left, right? Because there's asteroid slash UFO that keeps changing speed is going to be here in a fortnight. What are we still yet to do with our life that we haven't done?

Do you know what I want to do? What? I want to go and do one of those ayahuasca things where you go into like the Amazonian jungle and you take the ayahuasca and you have an out-of-body, like, life-changing experience. Yes, Will Smith talks about that in his book. And you take psychedelics and that and you like discover. Imagine finally discovering yourself and then aliens are.

And you're like, oh, well. Yeah, should have done that 30 years ago. Yeah. If we had a week to go, if they said it's ending next Friday, I'd become, like, full criminal. I'd do everything. That's weird. Like, I'd steal a car, you know, like hit and run stuff. No, no.

Not a hit and run. It's just steal a car. I do leave that to the last day. No, you've taken someone's last day from them. What if they're about to do something on their bucket? It'd be just my luck. On that day, I'd run someone over and they're like, it's not ending anymore. So your life is over, Dan.

If you didn't hear Post Malone was the second voice in the spa full of stars. It's getting hot in here. So we only need here. If you can work out who that is, a $45,000 spart pull is yours in the next five minutes. Right now, we're talking about all the crazy UFO activity that's going around at the moment. Maybe it's one of those things. One person reports on something, and now the media is trying to find more stories. And so it feels like something is happening when really, hopefully it's not.

Yeah. Or something is happening. and the aliens are coming, and we've got a couple of weeks left to live on this planet. And if that is the case, what do we do over the next fortnight that we haven't done? There's some interesting things that are coming through from people. A lot of people doing illegal stuff in their last week.

Yeah. Which I sort of understand, because you'd want to... I think everybody has a little bit of something in them that they want to break the rules. But they don't, because they don't want to ruin their life. And for a whole life, yeah, and for a whole life we've lived with the rules of society, knowing that you can't just, you know. Bradley said, well, if the world does end in two weeks,

at least I don't have to worry about missing out on electric air of tickets. Hey, don't be like that, Bradley. We're giving away tickets to every caller that gets on the air with us tomorrow morning. That could be you, mate. Yeah. George joins us at End of the Edge. I reckon that I'd join you on your idea of what would happen if the world was ending. What would you do?

I would probably go spend all my money and go live it up. Oh, yeah. Did they just like get all the money out of the bank and just go, let's do this? But do you think in that last week, I reckon banks and money wouldn't be a thing. I reckon everybody, it had turned to chaos. Everybody would be doing the same thing. I probably would.

Yeah. George, let's just imagine, though, that only you know the world's ending and no one else does. Okay. You know what I mean? So everything's still as is, so you can just go for it. Not a lot of sleeping, I imagine, George. Oh, that's what I say. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You wouldn't have time. I can't sleep. I'm wasting more time. Rod's got an interesting one Yeah, morning, Rod. Hey, guys, how are you?

You're worried about the aliens coming early and missing out on a big important thing this weekend. Yeah, we've got a barbershop singing competition Nationals in Christchurch Next weekend. You're in a barbershop quartet? Like a singing group. Cortats and choruses.

Oh, my God, I love a barbershop quartet. Rod, how come you've never told us this? You've been listening for so long. Well, you've never asked. Wow. Here, Dan, I just wrote some questions for one instead of talking about yourself on the radio all the time. I know that you don't have your fellow singers with you and it's not a solo event, but could you just give us a little taste of what you might be singing at the Nationals?

I sing baritones. Our part sounds horrendous at the best of time. Give us a bit. It's true maybe. When blowing in your face and the whole world is on your case. I would offer you a warm embrace to make you feel my love. Oh, lovely.

A bit of a Dowell slash Bob Dylan there. Gorgeous. Gorgeous, darling. Oh, man, that's so cool. Good luck, bro. Yeah, I really hope the aliens don't show up tomorrow, man, for your sake. That's right, that's right. If they do, though, they should definitely go to that competition.

Yeah. Wow. Hey, good like getting on here tomorrow, Ron. We'd love to sort you out with the electric have. ticket. So between six and ten tomorrow, you get on our show. We'll sort you up. Sounds good, guys. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers, my bro. Aren't people wonderful, boys? Oh, they're great, aren't they?

Everyone's got their own things that they're doing, interested in. He's in a barbershop. Speaking of hobbies and things, I actually saw someone doing one, and I was like, oh my God, that'd be a great hobby for Dan. What is it? Ventriloquist, ventriloquism. I've always thought I'd be really good. Dan does voices, he carries around a puppet with his hand up its

backside, and then he does, like, the voice. and everything I love and death. Can you practice, like, saying things without opening your mouth? I think it'd take a bit of practice. You'd have to put on a voice of the thing, but you'd be like, hello. No, your voice, I can see your touch. I don't know.

Yeah, your lips is amazing. Hello, how are you? Are you doing well today? She's good. I am pretty good, I'm I. Wow. I had my teeth closed that whole time. You try clean.

I reckon it would just be good because Dan could have, he has conversations, with himself, like when he plays characters, he can jump between different people, and I was like, that'd be such a good one for Dan. Check her, because you've got so much, for so many veneers, Clint, it wouldn't work for you? No, no veneers.

No, those are his real teeth, she wouldn't believe it, would you? Those things are straighter than anything. Do you know? Oh, my mum might kill me, I don't know. She went and got her teeth on, she went and got finnears, and I was like, shut up. So my mum's got better teeth than I do. Oh, my gosh, that keep you up at night, babe?

Well, now I'm just like, well... I'll have to give veneets. Yeah. I'll get better ones. All right, let's give you a crack at having a guess at the spa full of stars next. If you can give us the last voice. It's getting hot in here. That $45,000 spa pulls yours.

You had to tell us one voice to win a $45,000 spa. It's like a nerdy sounding dude, eh? That's what it is. I don't know. Work it out. Is it definitely a guy? What if it's like someone like, I don't know, Selena Gomez, he's got a manly voice? No, it's a guy.

but just Clint, Megan, Dan. Clear Jets, spa. Hi. Yo. Hey. Let's it. Here we go. One name remains, but you've got to give us all five.

Those are the rules, even though we've been helping you along and reminding you who the other four are. But if you can correctly identify all five stars in the correct order in the spa, it is yours. It's getting hot in here. And Tracy thinks that she's got all five. Morning, Trace. Hi, how you doing? Good. And Trace, bloody good.

Yeah, very good. Now, you think to get this correct and win the spa, you need to name all five in the correct places. Does that make sense? Yep, got them in front of me. Okay, Trace. Hit us. Okay, Billy Irish is first.

Mm-hmm. Second is Russell Crow. Third is Post Malone. Fourth is Averill Levine. And I think the last one is Adam Lambert. Okay. You did say Adam Merritt. You have identified...

Avilavillevine and Adam Lambert. Okay, right. You have identified two stars in the correct spot and no new stars. I'm sorry, Trace. I'm sorry, Tracy. Because you sounded really sure. I did, yeah, but yeah. Never mind.

I guess. Adam Lambert was a great guest, but that's just a reminder that you've got to get the rest of the previously guest stars. in the right spot. Yes. So even if you correctly guess the number five star, if you get the other ones muddled up,

we cannot give you the $45,000. Which let's be honest, an easy thing to do when you're on the radio, pressure's on. And a lot of people texting through their guesses. Texted through guesses, don't count, my darling, so you've got to call up. 8 o'clock in an hour, your next chance to have a crack at it.

If you are from Christchurch, you've ever been to Christchurch, or just want to hear an absolute banger about Christchurch, you'd be silly to go anywhere in the next 10 minutes. Post-coid playlist. Up for you in 10. We're getting a little sneak peek, even though we were just going to debut at 8 o'clock. Yeah, it's an anthem for Christchurch.

This is your song. Clint, Megan Dan. Post-co playlist. From the tip of Cape Rianger down to the dirty deep south of bluff. No town is safe. This is your post-coad playlist. Yeah, we're putting together a playlist of songs from around the country, anthems, regions, cities of New Zealand.

This week, my goodness me, Ash. I'd feel a lot of pressure this week because it's Christchurch and Christchurch Let's be honest It's the centre of New Zealand isn't it Well it's sort of more the lower

No I know She's relatively speaking A lot of people think that Auckland is You know The mecca On top a third more I think Christchurch I'd say Wellington's the middle

of New Zealand Fade of Bricka City I don't mean geographically I mean like everything revolves around Postcoad playlist for me is the highlight of my week I think this is where the show peaks

Now people don't Wait I'm not done People don't realize the talent and how hard it is to make these sound good and be funny. Really nail it every week. This week as well, a little bit of help from Clinton Randall want to a couple of the verses as well. But you put together the listeners. You guys give us the suggestions for the lyrics. You're some that came through earlier this week.

You've got to mention Radio Ron. Anyone who comes to Christchurch will be asked what school did you go to and no one really cares. Hayden, you've suggested some really obvious stuff like The Wizard. He used to be in Cathedral Square. People would take photos with them and stuff like that. The council used to pay him. Yeah. But the where did you go to school thing?

I just want to hammer home. That came through so much. Every second text was that. Yeah. And I was how many ram raids are happening? Because that came through a little bit too. A lot of ram raids apparently in Christchurch. So I thought that was an Auckland thing.

Road cones everywhere? Is that when someone drives a car into a... Yeah. To a jewellery store. Have a dick move. Yeah. Yeah, lots of road works apparently. Famous people, a lot of iconic New Zealanders from Christchurch.

Name one. Oh, don't worry, we'll name a few. Yeah. Okay. Rickerton Mall, it's the mecca and it's full of shops. Boy racers. A lot of boy races in the abs, apparently, in Christchurch. What's a boy racer?

Like guys that race their cars, like hotter than cars. Again, get a job. Yeah. So we put all those... Oh, if they're driving safely, it's fine. Yeah. But if they're revving their engines and putting people at risk, good job. Yeah.

So we put all these suggestions to get a job. I'm so excited. Do we hear it now? Right now. Right now. We weren't going to play it. We'll give it a spin after eight. We were going to debut it at 8 and then we're like, oh, there'll be people that we'll miss it. Yeah, I'm putting my headphones up so I can hear it nice and loud. I'm at ear canals. And because it is in Christchurch, the home

of Electric Ave, we've done it to a tune this week from Pendulum who are playing at Electric. Come on. Okay. Now can we all just make a pack right now? Everyone turn their radio right up because I feel like this Postcode playlist needs to be heard. full volume.

Okay. If you can put the bass up in your car, maybe put the bass up. Yeah, do that. Okay, we'll whisper because you've cranked the volume right up now, so as loud as your radio can go. Kick it in, Clint, because it's a bit of an intro. Let's smash it with this dutty, dutty beat.

This is for you, Christchurch, your postcode playlist. Kiyoda, producer Neeps here jumping in. Unfortunately, we can't actually include today's postcode playlist in the podcast due to copyright reasons, but if you still want to check it out, You can text postcode to 33443. We'll just scroll down in your little podcast channel on Rover, and you should be able to find it.

Absolutely positive vibes. Yeah! The hell! That's for you, Christchurch! I was so freaking good! The best city in New Zealand. You boys! Come on!

You boys are amazing! That was so freaking good! Yeah. I want to play it again right now. I mean, I can't take all the credit for the song. Pendulum did write it originally. Okay. I've got lost it from that party in the studio.

We'll catch your breath. That was so good. You guys are so talented. Well done, Dan. Yeah. Clint, Megan, Dan. Your chance to get a fast pass for tomorrow's show. Oh, it's a big one.

Clickbait callback. Of course, you get on here tomorrow. Every caller wins. A double pass to electric Ave. But we're giving you the chance to get on here with a great yarn. And if we love it so much, we will call you back 6 a.m. Friday. It's going to be a big show tomorrow. Yeah, massive.

Are we going to get more producers? Those poor darlings out there can't handle the four bajillion calls we're going to get. I think we've got reinforcements in the producer booth tomorrow, yep, for that reason. Have you seen Carl answering phones, though? He's like the quickest in the gland. Yeah, his fingers. God, he's good.

Okay, this was one that we had on, I think it was Monday start of the week, which I think is still up there as one of the greats. I used to work at a bar store and this guy comes in and he says, today's my sag to. I've been sent on the scavenger hunt, and one of them is like coming in. and then you guys help me try on like a full lingerie set. The girls go into the changing room and they help him and they're, you know, giggling and putting all these things on him

and taking photos and, you know, it's all fun and then he thinks of him and he leaves. Anyway, later my manager is talking to one of the other chain stores in the different area and she goes, yeah, that guy tried that with us two weeks ago. Now the good thing about that one is there's a twist. Every good story has a twist at the end, doesn't it? We thought it was just like some guy comes in it has a bit of a rocus, but turns out he was a pervert.

This one might have a twist in it. Steve said, ask me about my three and a half litre testicle. My goodness me. Steve, don't be weird, bro. I reckon Steve had some sort of issue down there, and it blew up. Hematoma. Hematoma. I got those when I had my vasectomy.

Oh, not that big. Three and a half liter is like as big as a balloon. That's huge. That's elephantism, that is. When I was 18, the hairdresser chemically burned my hair off. What, left the hair dye in for too long? Again, we've heard the whole story there. Hayden's text us.

He's a regular listener of the show, so I'm not sure if he's trolling. What led to crashing my dad's Ferrari? Oh, Hayden. Your dad doesn't have it. Must be nice. I don't know if his dad even has one if he's just trying to get us. What about this one? I flash the posty delivery guy.

You sort of heard the whole story there. But why? And also, where are they at now? They've got three kids? Yeah. You marry that. Do you do it on purpose? is he

Imagine his whole story She's like Yeah And it's like the flash people Yeah Well the name's Jordan That's text it through But that could be a guy or a girl

True that They could have been in a flat All right Let's roll the dice on it Okay Jordan Good morning Good morning Oh it's a girl

Jordan Okay You know Female definitely Okay Okay So what happened Talk us through the flashing incident

Okay It was actually an accidental flashing So I became a new mum And the posty banged on the door And I was in the middle of breastfeeding And I thought, oh sweet, you know Do it up, go out to the door And he wouldn't make eye contact me

When I opened the door He was just looking up at the ceiling I hear you've got a sign for this And then he walked off real quickly And really awkwardly And I was like, what is going on? My husband walked through the back door And he goes, you realise your boobs out, hey

And I thought, oh my God But you accidentally flashed the postie Because your boobs was just flopped out of your shirt Yes, just flopping right out my shirt. Yeah, it was absolutely mortified. What did he say? What did they do? He was so awks. Like,

what's wrong with this guy? Because like, I didn't feel a breeze or anything and he wouldn't make eye contact with me and kept looking up at my ceiling and just keep going here, you've got to sign this, you've got a sign this, shoving it in my face. It could have been worse, babe. Oh, okay, this is really weird. Imagine if he was like ogling you or salivating or something.

Yeah, that was a gentleman about it. And then did you leave your husband and now you're with the poster and you've got three kids together? Oh, I'd love to say that, but no, still with the husband. He still gets me crap about him. We've got tickets. I reckon the posties see a lot of stuff like that. I reckon that wasn't his first rodeo with a hang-in-booby.

Oh, I think Uber drivers and career drivers must have some great work stories. And Milkman. I've seen a few videos with Milkman coming to the door. That's just a red tube, isn't it? Yes. I was going to say, don't know if it's an occupation really these days. Yeah. By Danny Boy.

All right, so someone is one in the fast pass who has shared their clickbait callback headline with us this week. So make sure if you have, you've got your phone on you 6th and Friday. Because fun run rules, you don't pick up. We'll go to whoever else is calling. Yeah, well done, Jordan. Yeah.

Next, is it getting another spin? We're playing the bloody song yet. Well, it's either that or you do a scandal. We should definitely play the song again. Postcode playlist was I think the best we've ever had. Okay, well, it's for Christchurch. We only played it about five minutes ago, but apparently... But so many people are texting saying,

played again. This is the people show. Yes. It's the people what they want, guys. Okay, here we go. It's your song, Christchurch. Cones everywhere. Famous people from Christchurch.

Rickerton Mall, boy races, home of Electric Avenue. This is your song. Next. Oh, next. I thought it was now. No, no, we've got to do it. And the ads that pay our wages. Why did I do it?

You should have stopped me then. Well, yeah, we're on a roll. Clint, Meg and Dan. Oh, my gosh. Lots of fast girls. Lots of mahi and more to stahis. Absolutely positive bar. Go Christchurch, that is your postcode player.

I've got to say, Clint. Your anthem. Your vocals in that last bit, world class. Yeah, he's good, isn't he? He's got at the end there. Dan's brainchild. And he's singing, and Clint is singing all the stars as well in the middle. That's him singing Jason Garn, Simon Barn.

Who knew that there were so many famous people from Christchurch? Yeah, and that was just a cut down of them. There's a lot of others. Ernest Rutherford from Christchurch. Oh, on the $100 bill? Yeah. You'd see him. often, I'd imagine Ash?

Yeah. As if I... I'm a germaphobe, as if I use cash. Do you know me? Yeah, she launches all her money, cleans it up. That's how it works. Susie, you're from Christchurch. What do you think?

I think it's absolutely fantastic. It actually nails it on the head. Dan, just drop the mic. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know what? I will drop the mic. Thanks, Susie. You know what, as well?

It is very hard to... Because I'm not from Christchurch, although we spend a lot of time there. It's quite easy to know what Christchurch is about, but you don't know the intricacies, so you guys help with that. That's the way the people come in. I love of all the feedback, we've got mum on. Hey, Mum.

Christine. Hey. How proud are you of your boy? Oh, my gosh. That song was flipping awesome. Oh, Chris, a bit of a pension fan. No, we've played it twice. We'll do it again after 8.30, okay.

Oh, we can't wait. that long. Can't. Christine, what a legend. If you do want to text postcode to 3343, we'll send you all the songs

that we've ever done. Oh, sick. Yeah, they're all there. Rotorua was a massive one to, I think that was a real crowd favourite, Auckland. Yeah. And Faye.

Morning, Faye. Morning, Faye. Morning. What's your thing? Are you from Christchurch? No, no, not from Christchurch. But love all the songs and we need a CD.

Yeah, we do. Now, that's what I call New Zealand. We could call it. Yeah, we should do it. But then we've got to find a CD player, fake. We'll get that, we'll get that. If I can put it on in their cars when they've got no restrictions. Okay, well, text, postcode.

It's a postcode or playlist? Postcode, yeah, to 3343. The producing team have gone and thrown them all up there. So you can listen to your favourites. Where in the country are you? In Auckland. Yeah, we did one for North Shore. Yep.

You know what's better than a CD? The Rover app, and that's where you can find them all. I think it's the best place for it. Yeah, cool. And then who's next? 3343? Who's getting one next? Yeah, there's so many other places to go in New Zealand.

Obviously, we've done a lot of the big cities, but there's smaller places that are just as good. Have we done Dunedin Eden? We've done in Vicargle, haven't we? We did do in Vicargle. Yeah, we did, and that was one of my faves. Okay, next on the show, the Friends Finer, my daughter and I are going back to the very start of

So look at the text line. It's like, so many are coming there. Walsford. Oh, Walsford are goody. Queensland we haven't done. Queensland's lovely. Walsford's a great place. Let's find out if your life is relatable to episode 11, season one of Friends.

Pull the scene from Friends and we talk secret relationships next on the edge. Clint Megan Dan. Time for the Friends Phoneer. The most relatable TV show in the world. My daughter and I decided to start Friends again from the beginning. and every episode I'm like, oh my God, that'd be so good to dive into and find out if anyone has a story about that.

Someone call this lazy radio. Yeah. That's Clint's bread and butter. He loves lazy stuff. But it's like, oh my God, I remember that. Episode 11, the one with Mrs. Bing. Her name's Morgan Fairchild. She's 75 now, but Chandler's mom is hot.

Morgan Fairchild sounds like a billionaire's daughter's name. Yeah. She's one of those actresses that she's been in a lot of stuff. You'd be like, oh, her. Now, Dan was thinking about Chandler's dad, who became a woman, not her. Yeah, different. Chandler's mum. And there is a scene where Chandler's mom starts flirting with Ross, and they end up

up hook up with his best mate's mom. Really, come on, you're smart, you're sexy. Right. Oh, kiddo, you're going to be fine, believe me. Uh-oh. I'll just pee in the street Such a good show And there's already people texting through

About their secret relationships Carlos, we need to get Ashley on That text is elite I need to hear that story If you start hooking up with your best friend's mum You're keeping that quiet Oh, you ain't telling nobody Can we talk, if you have hooked up with your best mate's mum,

call please, we can keep you anonymous. I'd love to hear how that happened. Maybe it's not even secret relationship. We could just be secret, Flings relationship. Oh, yeah. Why did you have to keep the person a secret? Yes. Was it your boss, you know?

I'm so excited. I imagine the secret relationships is quite fun for a lot of people. And then after a while, you get frustrated that you just can't tell people. Yeah. But why? What was it about them or your relationship? Oh, my gosh. it someone from like a rival company like imagine if i started hooking up with from haley from zdm

imagine imagine okay we can change your name and disguise your voice if you've got a juicy story but you're just too scared to tell her i don't know if you'd be her tight i don't think i would be no offense but imagine there is nothing ordinary about these texts that are coming through we're talking secret relationships where our friends phone are this morning after the uh episode that my daughter and I are up to Ross hooks up with Chandler's mum and I was like, I wonder how many people having complicated hookups where you're like,

we can't tell a soul. Yeah. We can disguise your voice. We can put you on the voice disguiser. You guys are out of control. So half these texts we can't read on air or get you on the air because it's... A lot of like best friends, sisters or brothers

being hooked up with apparently. A lot of bosses as well. A lot of girlfriends, partners as well. We're just not going to use any one's names. As a blanket rule, no names being used. We've just changed this to Jade fake name.

Okay, morning, Jade. Okay, we're also voiced disguising, just to be safe. Okay, Jade. What was your... Don't call Jade Dirty. I love you, Jade. I love you, Jade. You're a legend.

What was your secret relation? It would be my boss's son. Boss's son. Now, is this, now, Jade, fake name, is this still going on, this saucy relationship with you and the bosses, sir? It was a things of benefit situation for about, oh, God, a solid, like, three or four. Three or four months, we were you guys, hooking up?

Hooking up at work? No. No, the phone's not great. Yeah, it's hard with the voice guys, and the glitchy phone line, unfortunately, Jay, but. Okay. Now, does this next person need a voice disguiser as well? No.

Just make up all their names. Next up, we've got Katrina. Morning Katrina. Fake name. She won't know. She won't know we're talking to it. You know, you idiots, because she doesn't know she's Katrina. You also could be called Emma.

Oh, my God. Sometimes you guys make me feel so much smarter than I should feel. Emma, are you there? Good morning. I am. Good morning, team. How are we? Good.

Who were you in a secret relationship? with? Yeah, so me and my ex, we had two kids together and we had a best friend who used to come over and hang out with us every weekend. We split up quite amicably and then, yeah, we went out to a concert together, sort of hooked off a bit and then kept our relationship secret for about six months. And I'm talking from families, our friend circle. And it was, yeah, super stressful, but kind of hot at the start. Meeting up in car parks and stuff. Yeah, a little bit.

We were in a little bit. In all seriousness, would he come to yours? Would you go to his or would you go to like hotels and stuff? Yeah, a bit of both. But, yeah, of course when you got children involved, you have to be really respectful. But when we did come out, everyone was so not surprised. I thought we kept it underwrapped so well.

But yeah, we're now engaged. We have a baby on the way. and everyone's really happy for us. And what about your rex? Is your rex still mates with your current partner? No, no. But we're really, we're all good together. That's good.

Yeah, it's all amicable, and the kids are happy. That's all that matters. Good on you. Yeah, not regret it in a way. Yeah, nothing bad happened while we were together either. It all happened after we broke up. Well, we send you a double pass for you and your new side piece to go and check out. But you know I have kids with, right?

Oh, fantastic. It's kind of your main piece. Yeah, it's out in cinemas. This time next week's got Marga Robbie and Colin Farrell and you get to relive a defining moment from your past. Maybe you could sit at the back in secret. Oh, fantastic. Thank you. You're very welcome. Thanks, Em.

I wonder about this one. I'm a career driver and I was sleeping with a customer that I delivered to for three months. We just kept a secret between us until we officially started dating. Wow. That's all a bit of fun because no one's getting hurt, adults, just having a bit of fun. That customer was getting a lot of packages. Yes.

I like that. Sounds like it. This one, I hooked up with my step-sister. It's not related. Not related. I will say this. That is kind of my fantasy. Kind of.

It's not kind of. You just like retold your fantasy to be in great detail. Put it this way. Here it is, okay? My mum remarries. Okay. And he has a daughter. And we sometimes...

Play scrabble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Jesus a girl. Does the step sister gets? stuck in the dryer at any stage? Okay, no, his mics off.

Dan's mic is off. Clint, Megan Dan. The edge is a spa. Hi. Yo. Hey. Let's it. It's just got an 8 o'clock on the edge.

Thursday morning. Friday, Eve, you get on the air tomorrow, between 6 and 10, we'll send you and a mate to an electric Ave next Feb for free. Every caller wins a double pass. So good. Yeah. Right now, though, we are this close to giving away a $45,000 spark, You've done your homework.

You should know who the first four stars are, and we just need the last star to win. It's getting hot in here. Oh, who's saying here? Yeah. You could reach out and touch the spa pool with that close. And Amanda, you are next to guess. Hello?

Hello, Amanda. Oh, I'm so excited. I got two. Okay. Now, you've been running a spreadsheet as well. We've already had someone that's got a spreadsheet going. Yes, I heard that. Yep.

Yep. So to win this, obviously, you need to name every star in the correct spot within the spa pool. Okay. Now's your charts. Go. Okay.

Billy Island. Yes. Post Malone. Yeah. Russell Crowe. Avril Levine. And I think the fifth is Teddy Swins. If you're right, you're the owner of a brand new

$45,000 spa pool, Amanda. Oh, that would be fabulous. Think of that. The Jets, the world. I want to get in it now because it's so cold in the studio. Yeah, well, you could. You could go and do the break. No, okay.

Amanda, you have correctly identified four stars in the correct spot, but no new stars. Sorry, Amanda. I thought you were on to some of the T-Swims. I could see it. Oh, well, that's all right. Hey, we'll put them on the spreadsheet. Good on you, darling. Yeah, thanks, Amanda.

Your next chance to have a crack at is at 10 with Cali. And Yaz, they've had a lot of success, actually, on their show as well. Had a couple of stars identified on their show because they let you guess at 10, 12 and 2. So many opportunities. Oh, don't win it on their show. I want someone to win it on our show. I'll be devowed.

I've got a call today, like 205, and Yaz is like, That's why? That's who catchphrase. It is. I love yes. Well, speaking of Devote, Ash was proper devoid in tears yesterday over something that it happened whilst the show was on.

but like a professional you wouldn't have known because she's soldiered on. But a bit of a drop ball in the parent department. Yeah, and I can't stop thinking about it. But I'm hoping that our beautiful listeners will be able to get around me with their own examples of... If you can find more shitty parents, then she won't feel so bad. Yeah, where the crappy parents are at.

And what I think is about to happen here is that sometimes when we do bad things, we go, is anyone else done that bad thing? And then you realize, oh, so many have, I don't need to feel so bad. Right. Yeah, because so often we talk about, like, the way our kids have disappointed us and our kids have been naughty, yaddy, yada. But sometimes as parents, it's us who were in the wrong.

And I ended up in tears yesterday because I've been busy. I do a couple of radio shows and podcasts. And I'm trying my best to keep on top of everything. You are doing the most. And you do good. You very much. Thank you, darling. That's very kind.

But today, yesterday, sorry. But then again, we're not her kid. No, sorry. speak. I haven't seen what she's like at home. I dropped the ball yesterday. So we were on air. It was about halfway through our show. And my husband obviously does Kendi drop off. My boy's nearly four years old.

And he doesn't usually call me during the show. So I thought something was wrong. I picked up the phone. He said, have you seen my texts? I said, what's wrong? What's wrong? And I could hear Buddy crying, my son crying in the background. There's no worse sound. The worst. He said, oh, apparently it's a book day at Kendi. And he's supposed to,

he's telling me he's supposed to be in a costume. or have a book or something and I remembered I thought it was weeks away but it was yesterday that all the kids were dressing up in their favourite book character and bringing their favourite book to Kindy and now my boy buddy is

a real rule follower like he doesn't like to break rules it really upsets him like once I accidentally put peanut butter in his sandwich and obviously we have a no nut Kindy and he was bereft and every day it was three months ago every single day he asked

so there definitely no nuts in my life I was going to say, you are not going to get through this conversation without tearing up. So we have these like seed bars. He refuses to take them to Kindi because he's like, no, that there might have nuts in them. So Adrian says to me, yeah, we've forgotten. And I start freaking out automatically because he's crying in the car that I've pulled in at Kindi. And I'm like, I don't know what we're going to do. Like it's, and he's crying.

And then I hang up. I say, look, let me check the notice and we'll see what we can organize. You might have to just go home and get his favorite book. So I hang up and I tell you guys. and then I just burst into tears at the thought of Buddy walking into Kendi and everyone else being in a costume and him being left out. Just holding his little book. So he did go and get his Octanaut book and he came back and all the other kids were in

costumes and I just, Adrian sent me this photo of like him and his little bestmate Kai who was dressed up as a lion and Rupi's other best mate was dressed up as Spider-Man and Buddy was just standing there holding his little octanour. Oh God, it's heartbreaking. I just felt like, what time does it look sharp open? What time does it happen? And all the parents on the team, Carl, Dan and Clip, straight away, because I'm bowling, and you guys just stepped into action.

You were on websites. You were looking in my area, seeing what costume shops were open, maybe the warehouse or look smart and book. And you were so helpful because you understood the feeling. I was like, we can show up as a team. We all have an outfit each and he can choose. Yeah, I think Carl said he'd actually hop in his car and drive it to his kindy for me. About beyond.

You all know the feeling of when you disappoint your child, and it wasn't just that. It was the idea that buddy would feel like left out, that he would look around and go, everyone else is in costume and I'm not. And I know that it's resilience building and it's good for kids, but at the time I just felt like mold. And that was when I thought you are such a great mum

because you were taking it so seriously, you know? Like a lot of mums would just be like, oh, well, you know, I forgot. Do you know that movie Inside Out? It's messed us up, especially as parents, because then we start going, is that going to be one of those core memory balls? Yes. That runs down the chamber, and he remembers when his mum didn't get him a costume during boy. Well, I emailed Kendi, and I said, please keep me posted if he spirals,

because he just thinks about things really deeply. And they said he's absolutely fine. And when he came home, I was like, buddy, I heard you got to take your octanauts book to Kendi. Wow, play. He was like, yeah, Mom, it was the bad. He's totally fine. I spent the day in Stitches. He was totally fine.

But I would love to hear from you guys about when you just disappointed your kids. Make Ash feel better about herself. Yeah, the imperfect parent hotline is open for you and your story's next. We've all done something. Of course. And, you know, like usually we're more upset than the kids. But sometimes we really do mess up. And that's all part of life.

And it's all part of parenting. But sharing those stories because they're such a pressure at the moment, especially on moms, to be the perfect mother all the time. So the more we can share our stories of imperfection. Someone's already texting, they forgot to pick their kids up from school once. So that's great. Oh, my God. Stuff like that, that's what we want to hear.

We are opening up the imperfect parent hotline, if you've ever dropped the ball. How long are you got? I've got a few stories I could share with you. Clinton, yeah, you've done some stuff in your time with your kids. Eight and ten is not old enough for them to watch a quiet place. We started watching that. And, you know, the scene where the kids puts the batteries right at the start, back in the plane, doesn't end well for the kid.

I'm nearly 40 and I'm too scared to watch that film. Yeah, when the kid's like, boom, and disappears, that's when my daughter goes, Tudan off, do it off, do it off, do it off. And Clippers like, nah, keep watching it. It's real good. Most people die. It's really good. And then also, I'm quite fond of a rum and coke.

And my son was like, oh, Dad, can I have something? I said, no, no, it's not Coke Thai, it's rum and coke. And he was like, yeah, I'll like it. I'll like it. So I tried to prove a point by letting him try it. And then he goes, yeah, that's yum. Okay. My wife's like...

Taste that is yum. Okay, let's go to the phone's child youth and family are on the line. Who doesn't like in Appletons and Coke Zero? Yeah. I mean, there is a lot of people texting through. So many, many people that are with you, Ash, that have stuffed up, parenting-wise, and they're admitting it. Yeah. Let's go Katrina first.

Okay. Good morning, Katrina. Good morning, team. Okay. What did you do? Okay. Yeah, well, my daughter was six years old. had a dance recital at school

competition so excited reminded me many times came to the week I was working late had a lot of work to do completely and she was looking forward to me being in the audience

and I was in sick she looks for mum and there's just an empty sea you must have the worst human being ever I know and it was it was so bad but she's 16 now and she still jokes about it. Of course.

Remember that time you never turned up to my dance. Oh, and you would have been imagining her beautiful little face on the stage looking for mum. I would that's... Katrina, that's not as bad. I think Brittany sees your drop ball and raises you what, Brit. Hello? Hi, darling. What did you do?

Well, as I think mine's worse because my daughter was about seven and it was booked at school and I had tried really hard to get her a nice outfit. but she loved Matilda, dressed her up as Matilda with little ribbons and her dress and her boots and she had the book, the Rodale book in her hand. She turned up at school and it wasn't book day. Oh, it's the wrong day. No, no, that's way worse. And I had to, I was teaching at uni and I had to get there

and I just said, Audrey, you're just going to have to go in as Matilda. I'm so sorry. That's actually more common than you might think. Other people have texted in doing the same thing except worse. They send their kid as a zombie and Dracula. That turns out a lot more than Matilda. Yeah, at least Matilda's like a kind of normalish-looking person. And now, you think that's bad?

There's someone that's even worse. Jenny, what did you do? I was picking my kids up from school. I think they were about 6 and 10. And they kind of went to get in the car and I said, just wait a second. I don't know, maybe I had to move the car or something like that. And they shut the doors.

and my brain just thought that they were in the back seat and I started to drive home without them. Luckily, my daughter was old enough to have a phone and so she started ringing me. I was like, why is my daughter bringing me from the back seat? And I looked back and they went there. Incredible. Incredible.

Oh, producer Nipi's parents did that to him but he was eight months old in the car seat on the front door, on the front doorstep, and they were an hour away. I could sort of see how you do that, because you put the kid down, you're sorting stuff out, maybe putting groceries in the car, and you just, it's a new kid as well. Okay, there are so many good ones coming through. Maybe we take some more calls just off the back of this,

about people wanting to share, maybe it's cathartic, the imperfect parent hotline when you drop the ball. It also makes other parents go, huh, I'm not so bad, I'm not so bad. Totally. What about someone that smashed their kids' money box just to buy a beer? Oh, sounds like something I da-da-da-a-siggies. I mean, yeah, no, that's... I saw the text.

In my defence, my wallet was in my wife's car. Clint texted through. My wallet was in my wife's car, and I'd already planned to meet one of the boys so I had to empty my wife and my kid's piggyback. My daughter walked in at like six, and she's like, what did he doing? You have a pull.

You can afford it. How darling Ash, think she's a bad mum. And I disagree. Well, I didn't actually say anything much. Oh, didn't you? Oh, bugger. I just said I really dropped the ball this. week and forgot to put my four-year-old in costume for a kindy book literacy day. And I just thought of him feeling left out and looking around at all the other kids in costume. And him not

made me feel like I just absolutely failed as a mother. And you didn't. You were such a caring, mum. Such an incredible mum. And I think there's a lot of people texting through that have done worse, much, much worse. I guess if you've got a 10-year-old kid, you've got 10 years to drop the ball, you're bound to once or twice. Rochelle, you've dropped it quite badly. Hi, yes, I have dropped it really badly. This call will be recording. Sorry.

She's just recording it for legal purposes. Hey, you're recording us. We're recording you too, always, Ash. Just so you know. You'll end up on the podcast later. Yeah, yeah, exactly. No, no. I was on a hurry one morning and forgot that I was on cake duty at work,

so I quickly worked to the supermarket. driving a vehicle that I don't usually drive and it was a manual and I pulled into the car park and said to the kids who were about two and six at that time just late here I'll just be really quick when I came back my car wasn't there because I didn't put the handbrake on and they had rolled

they had rolled across to the other side of the car park and stopped on the back of this van no damage was done but no other cars could get out of the freaking car park until I got be. Oh my gosh. Were the kids traumatised, or did they not really know? The two-year-old had no idea.

And my elder son just said that he didn't know how to stop it, and he was just waiting for me to get back, but we're in everyone's way. Oh, dear. That is right. Well, you're not the only one. So many more attacks coming through. My mom picked me up from daycare once, but left my baby, like newborn baby sister behind. No.

Oh, my gosh. What about? My son had a burst appendix, and I thought, he was faking it for three days. Yeah, my mum did that too for two years in the bike arm. Like, hardened up, you're going to school. She thought I was faking. Yeah, that's the worst. It's just so many.

Single mum, Christmas one year, I got them bikes and I was so excited to see their faces. When Dad and I went to build them Christmas Eve, we found out we didn't have the right tools. Oh, gosh. I only had enough wrap to wrap the front of each box. And then I just came into them apart, so we had to build it later. Oh, no, Christmas ruined. Kids and tears. And you're like, I got you're a box.

You can't write it now. My friend painted her kids up orange's full umpillumbers, like orange faces and dropped him up at school on the wrong day. That's great. Hey, guys, there's two places things live forever. One is on the internet and two is in my spreadsheet that I keep of all the dumb shit. You guys say. Clint, we have found audio of something a little bit incriminating of you as a parent.

Oh, yeah, this was... I left my wallet in my wife's car. Is this the time you broke open your child's piggy bank so you could go drinking? I needed money and I didn't have any and I knew the kids do. And I was replace it. And you gave them the money to any way. Exactly. It was my money.

They were just holding on to in their piggy banks. All right, we're going to a brewery and I don't have anyone to babysit so they're coming with me. But I also don't have my wallet. How much money have you got in there, babe? I got lots of money. How much is that? Have you got any notes? Oh, no.

Because beer might cost more than that. I just remember just having so many coins and get to the brewery and I'm just like counting them out 410, 420, 440, 460 Before we go to the brag I have to share something very funny that's just come through on the text line

So as you know you can text postcode to 3343 if you want a copy of this week's postcode playlist Which is so funny That's actually next We're going to do that again next Postcode playlist for Christchurch Christine Randall has texted through your mum but instead of the word postcode

She's texted her actual Postal. Oh, shut out. Oh, my. Christine, you're not that old. 1041. I was like, why is she texting 1041 and then I realized

that's her postcode. Christine. How I even, like, managed to survive days a day as being raised by you, I don't know. She's a cool mom. Oh, Mom, you got Ashgood. All right, and if you do want to hear the postcode,

Mom's so desperate to download, and you missed it early this morning. We'll give it a spin for your next Christchurch. I know 4-1, I've just looked at the suburb. Nice. Rich. Clint, Megan Dan. Lesh, go.

Taking your feedback on the song. The anthem for Christchurch that Dan was the brainchild of, whipped together, and he generously allowed me to jump on the song. If you missed it. Oh, Clint, you were there. You did a great job. You beg, please, have you been a please.

Please, please. If you missed his little snippet. It's the garden city. Though nothing about it's shady. But there's thousands of rome cones and the roads are really bumpy. There's a wizard there. Cathedral Square. Cones everywhere.

Famous people there. I mean, you're amazing, obviously. It's also a reminder of how good pendulum are. Oh, yeah. They'll be so good at Electric Ave. I can't take credit for the song. I mean, they've done a great song there. We've just changed the lyrics.

But hopefully we've got it right. Is there anything we missed? Lisa joins us on 0800 at the edge. Morning, Lisa. Hello. Hey, Luce. Are you happy with the song? Yes.

Okay, good. Okay. We'll take that feedback. She's like, yes. An emphatic yes. What else do you want from her? Yeah, no. I'm done.

She's done. We've got to Brett. Brett, Brett, thoughts? Yeah, awesome song, guys. Like, crack work. I'm down at Christchurch myself. I reckon it should be up their headlining

with Pendulum and Electric Ave next year. Oh, like in an on corg. We could do it. We could ask Pendulum. Oh, that'd be a dry love pendulum. We must know the right people. Let's get it up there. Come on.

Love that idea. Yeah. Karen's called through as well. You're from Christchurch, do we get it all right? You're not complaining, are you, Karen? Ah, ha, ha, ha, that was the best one yet. That was awesome. God rocked.

Are they amazing, Karen? They're so talented. I feel very lucky to be in a room with them every day. Oh, and we're lucky to have you, Ash. Oh, I know, right? Yeah, we're lucky to have you. Thanks, Pam. Is that enough of smoke blowing up my bottom?

More, more. I don't know how to take a call, though, so you have to do it. Can you teach me right now? What am I supposed to do? You just tap on the name you are. But when I do that, it doesn't... No, Clint doesn't like women doing that. He does all the bus.

I've been locked out of it, I thought so. Katrina, morning. You're from Christchurch? Yes, I'm in Christchurch. Been here on my life. Fam blinkentastic. I love how you make everything rhymes so well. Sometimes it's harder than it.

And, you know, we're so passionate about our city here because we've been through so much over the years. And, you know, it's sort of... It hits your heart, that song. I think it really, really makes everybody that's very passionate about it. our city, you know, I feel quite emotional listening to that. You know what, Katrina, we go to Crushch quite a bit on the show

for Electric Cab and other sort of things, and it is genuinely one of the best cities in New Zealand, if not the best. People are lovely, it's awesome. The city now, it's all been rebuilt, is beautiful. Also, I don't think we, as a show, especially and as a station, have ever felt more love for the edge than we do when we're in Cross Church. Like Electric Ave last year was mental. The amount of people that came up.

up and we'll listen to the podcast and wanted photos and love the show so yeah we're really looking forward to getting there again we've had so many people in christchurch that follow you and listen to you guys it's amazing yeah we love you i think we got one of those cheeky frequencies as well though where you can get us or no one so we'll take it also i'm sorry i'm sorry they only have one other choice yeah yeah so we appreciate being your default choice thanks katrina and yeah another one in a couple of weeks time so so amazing send through all your We've got so many done, darling. A lot of people suggesting Tooronga.

We haven't done Toorongy yet. Another beautiful part of the country. I'm desperate to go there. I think I might go there one weekend soon. Yeah, beautiful spot. Well, people are saying, hey, you guys need to put that song up online somewhere. Just text postcode to 33443.

All the songs that have ever been done, so Rotorua, North Shore, Invercago, Waikato, including this one from Dan for Christchurch. We'll be there. Just text postcode. We'll bounce it back. You guys wrote it as well. You're saying it's my song. You guys wrote it.

Especially the ram rate bit, because we didn't... Yeah, they came through quite a bit ram race. And someone also didn't know that Radio Ron died. Yeah, R-I-P. Is that iconic? Christchurch, Tony. Holy shit! You made it the whole way through. If you want more, find them on Instagram at Edge Breakfast.

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